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GUYS, I HAVE A BAD FEELING.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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( martial arts yells )
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AAAAH!
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( crash )
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( Klaxon sounds )
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ADAM, THAT WAS
THE REBEL LEADER.
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THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF
TODAY'S MISSION SIMULATION
WAS TO INTERROGATE HIM.
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I DID, AND HIS ANSWER WAS,
"AAAAAH!"
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HEY, NEXT TIME
COULD YOU MAYBE THROW IN
A CUTE, BLUE-EYED REBEL?
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WHAT? I'M JUST SAYIN'.
IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU
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TO ADD A LITTLE
SOMETHIN'-SOMETHIN'
FOR THE LADIES.
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STEP ASIDE, AMATEURS.
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GO AHEAD, BIG D.
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SET IT TO "AWESOME."
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LEO, THESE GOGGLES
ARE NOT A TOY.
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COME ON!
MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP--
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GLOBALLY KNOWN
AS "DIA DE LEO."
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NO. I DESIGNED
THE MISSION SIMULATOR
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TO FINE-TUNE THEIR BIONICS,
NOT TO GO ON 3-D JOYRIDES.
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BESIDES, YOU'RE NOT
TRAINED FOR IT.
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WELL, HOW ABOUT
AS A BIRTHDAY GIFT
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YOU GIVE ME
A BIONIC ABILITY?
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OR I COULD GIFT-WRAP REALITY
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AND YOU COULD PLAY
WITH THAT FOR A WHILE.
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SO LEO'S HAVING A BIRTHDAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE, NINE?
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( laughs )
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NO, SERIOUSLY.
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SO HOW ARE YOU
GOING TO CELEBRATE?
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WE'RE ALL GOING TO
CELEBRATE.
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EVERY YEAR MY MOM THROWS ME
A BIG SURPRISE PARTY.
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REALLY?
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LAST YEAR SHE BAKED A CAKE
THE SIZE OF ME.
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I'M NOT GONNA BRAG,
BUT I WAS DELICIOUS.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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**
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WHOO-HOO!
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( all screaming )
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GUESS WHAT?
I JUST FOUND OUT
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THAT I WON AN AWARD
FOR MY UNDERCOVER REPORTING
ON EXPIRED PRODUCE:
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"SOMETHING IN THE CRISPER
CAN KILL YOU."
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CONGRATULATIONS!
THAT'S SO GREAT!
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OH, THANK YOU.
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BUT THE AWARDS BANQUET
IS THE SAME NIGHT AS
LEO'S BIRTHDAY.
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I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I'M GONNA MISS IT.
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IF I DON'T SHOW UP,
I'M AFRAID THAT THEY'RE
GONNA GIVE MY AWARD
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TO THAT OVERDRAMATIC
SCREEN HOG LINDA MONTIERES.
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IT'S OKAY, MOM.
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GO HAVE FUN.
YOU DESERVE IT.
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HEY.
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I THOUGHT SHE WAS
GONNA THROW YOU A PARTY.
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I WAS PROMISED A PARTY!
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EVERY YEAR SHE COMES UP
WITH THIS LAME EXCUSE
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TO MAKE ME THINK
SHE'S NOT THROWING ME A PARTY.
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AWARD? PLEASE.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER REPORTING?
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LEO, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE NOT MAD?
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WE'VE NEVER BEEN APART
ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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OH, PLEASE!
HE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF BIRTHDAYS,
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BUT WHO KNOWS IF YOU'LL EVER
WIN ANYTHING AGAIN.
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MOM, GO GET YOUR AWARD.
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( coughs )
CHOCOLATE FROSTING!
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I PROMISE WE WILL CELEBRATE
THE FOLLOWING NIGHT.
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HEY, WHY HAVEN'T WE EVER HAD
A BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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DONALD!
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YOU NEVER CELEBRATED
THEY'RE BIRTHDAYS?
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OF COURSE I CELEBRATED
THEIR BIRTHDAYS.
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REMEMBER WHEN WE--
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WHEN WE WENT TO THE--
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YEAH, I NEVER
CELEBRATED THEIR BIRTHDAYS.
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DID YOU ALSO EAT
ALL THE COOKIES BEFORE
SANTA CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY?
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WHAT'S SANTA?
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OH, COME ON!
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AND WHY WOULD YOU
GIVE HIM COOKIES?
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
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THE SIZE OF THE PARTY
IS EQUAL TO THE SIZE
OF THE EXCUSE.
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I'M GONNA GO WORK ON
MY SURPRISED FACE.
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WHOO-HOO! LEO'S HAVING
A SURPRISE PARTY!
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ADAM, IF LEO WAS HAVING
A SURPRISE PARTY,
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DON'T YOU THINK
WE'D BE INVITED?
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHO DOES TASHA THINK SHE IS
NOT INVITING US?
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NO. TASHA AND DAVENPORT
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REALLY ARE GOING TO
AN AWARDS CEREMONY.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE.
LEO'S GONNA BE SO
DISAPPOINTED.
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UNLESS WE THROW HIM
A SURPRISE PARTY
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AND INVITE
EVERYONE FROM SCHOOL.
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WELL, WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT
THROWING A SURPRISE PARTY?
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WELL, IF IT WAS ME,
I'D WANT A BOUNCY HOUSE.
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AND A PIÑATA.
WAIT. AND A CLOWN.
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NO, WAIT.
PUT THE PIÑATA ON THE CLOWN,
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IN THE BOUNCY HOUSE,
AND HIT EVERYTHING AT ONCE.
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CANDY'S BOUND TO
COME OUT OF SOMEWHERE.
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WHOA!
LET'S INVITE GLITTERHEAD!
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YOU KNOW THAT INTERNET STAR
WHO SINGS HER SONGS
IN SIGN LANGUAGE?
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YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD
OF HER LATEST CD--
"TALK TO THE HAND."
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NO, NO, NO.
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LEO WOULD WANT SOMETHING
COOL AT HIS PARTY,
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LIKE THOSE SCI-FI MUTANTS FROM
HIS FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW.
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SHARK MAN!
AND FLIPPER BOY!
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THAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE TV SHOW.
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IT COULD BE HIS ALSO.
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YA KNOW,
LEO'S A GREAT BROTHER.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST
GIVE HIM ALL THREE?
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WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
WE'VE HAVIN' A PARTY!
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LEO'S GONNA BE SO SURPRISED.
I'M GONNA GO TELL HIM.
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ADAM.
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OH, RIGH WELL,
I'M GOING TO GO TELL LEO
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HE'S NOT HAVING
A SURPRISE PARTY.
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THAT WAS CLOSE.
HE ALMOST FOUND OUT.
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WOW! A TUXEDO.
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YOU ARE REALLY COMMITTING
TO THIS THING.
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LOOK, LEO, I'M REALLY SORRY
WE'RE MISSING YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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BUT WAIT TILL YOU SEE
THE GIFT I GOT YOU.
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IT IS WHOA-AMAZING-
I-CAN'T-BELIEVE-HE'S-
MY-STEPDAD-TASTIC!
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NO.IT A ROBOTIC SNAKE?
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IS IT A REMOTE-CONTROLLED TANK
UH-HUH.RES REAL LASERS?
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IS IT A REAL TANK
THAT FIRUH-HUH. LASERS?
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THEN I HOPE YOU
KEPT THE RECEIPT.
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EDDIE. LOOK WHAT I GOT LEO
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S A HEXACOPTER.
I SCORED THE ONLY PROTOTYPE
IN EXISTENCE.
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OH, THAT'S SO COOL.
WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT HIM?
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A BIG BOX OF NOTHING!
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COULDA GOT KNOCKED AROUND
A LITTLE IN SHIPPING.
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I SHOULD PROBABLY
TEST IT OUT FIRST.
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YEAH, OPEN IT!
OPEN IT!
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OH. OOH...
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( chuckles )
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NO REMOTES.
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YOU CONTROL IT
WITH YOUR MIND.
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HA HA HA HA!
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OKAY. FLY, HEXACOPTER.
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OH. OOH. HA HA!
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OH. FLY! FLY!!!!
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YEAH!
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WHOA!
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GAHH!
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TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN IT.
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Tasha: DONALD!
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HEY, LEO,
WE'RE LEAVING!
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Leo:
OKAY, HERE I COME!
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WE'RE ON OUR WAYOHHH.
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WELL, I WILL JUST
WALK YOU TO THE DOOR, THEN.
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I'M APPROACHING
THE FRONT DOOR.
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I HAVE MY HAND
ON THE HANDLE.
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I'M GONNA OPEN IT.
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SURPRI--
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THANKS FOR THE PLAY BY PLAY.
SHALL WE?
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GOODBYE, BABY.
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OH, I SEE. THEY'RE GONNA
GET IN THE CAR, DRIVE AWAY,
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00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,541
TURN AROUND,
THEN EVERYONE'S GONNA
HOP OUT OF THE BUSHES.
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00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:10,320
THAT'S RIGHT,
CONVINCINGLY PULL OUT
OF THE DRIVEWAY...
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00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:16,320
LOOK AT THEM
GETTIN' ON THE FREEWAY
LIKE THEY HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE.
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HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'?!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
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WAIT A SECOND.
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HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
ALL THESE BALLOONS UPSTAIRS
WITHOUT LEO NOTICING?
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00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:29,698
OH, NO PROBLEM.
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( grunts )
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GUYS, MY MOM'S ACTUALLY
GOING TO AN AWARDS BANQUET.
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SHE'S NOT THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY.
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OH, NO!
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THAT'S AWFUL!
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LATER, BRO..
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HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!
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00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,214
EDDIE, WE'RE MOVING
THE PARTY PREP UPSTAIRS.
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00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,679
KEEP LEO IN THE LAB
UNTIL I GIVE YOU THE SIGNAL.
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00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:12,579
WAIT. SO YOU WANT ME
TO HOLD THE POOR KID
AGAINST HIS WILL?
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00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,112
I'M IN!
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OH, BUT IF I DID THAT, S.
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I'D RUIN THE SURPRISE PARTY
THEY'RE PLANNING FOR YOU.
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THEY'RE THROWING ME
A SURPRISE PARTY?
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00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,798
YEAH, WHAT A BUNCH OF LAME-O's.
I WOULDN'T EXPECT MUCH.
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00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,370
WELCOME TO LEO'S
SURPRISE PARTY.
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WHEN HE COMES UP
REMEMBER TO SCREAM REAL LOUD
AND PRETEND YOU'RE HIS FRIEND.
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00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,139
OH! CHECK IT OUT!
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00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:45,606
I ORDERED
A BREAK-DANCING CLOWN.
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00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,815
HEY, BOBBY, SHOW US
SOME OF YOUR SWEET MOVES.
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WHOO!
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OH, YEAH.
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YEAH! ISN'T HE AWESOME?
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TWO WEEKS AGO
HE WAS A CAR SALESMAN.
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( cheers, applause )
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00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,671
( inhales )
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00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,936
WELCOME, SHARK MAN
AND FLIPPER BOY!
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00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,312
EEE! EEE! EEE!
EEE! EEE! EEE!
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00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,311
I KNEW THE SECOND
I SAW YOU GUYS
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SOMETHING WAS FISHY.
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00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,116
COME ON, GUYS,
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I DON'T WANT TO MAKE WAVES.
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00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,889
OKAY, LET'S GO GET LEO.
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00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,163
IT'S GLITTERHEAD!
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SHE ACTUALLY CAME
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STRAIGHT OFF THE INTERNET
AND INTO MY LIVING ROOM!
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00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,666
I'M NOT GONNA LIE.
SHE'S KIND OF
FREAKIN' ME OUT.
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** (dance)
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BOUNCY HOUSE
IN THE HOUSE!!!
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( pops )
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00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:06,285
OH, MAN. WHAT'S THIS THING
MADE OUT OF, PLASTIC AND AIR?
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00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,065
WHAT IS TAKING THEM SO LONG?
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00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,441
EDDIE, BRING UP
THE GREAT ROOM
ON THE MONITOR.
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00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:20,839
WHAT?!
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00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,952
NOT UNTIL I GET THE SIGNAL.
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00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,978
OTHERWISE IT COULD
RUIN THE SURPRISE.
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00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,924
BUT THEY'RE CELEBRATING
WITHOUT ME!
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00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,750
THAT'S NOTHING. WAIT TILL
THEY START OPENING YOUR GIFTS.
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00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,486
NO! NO!
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00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,721
EDDIE! EDDIE,
UNLOCK THE DOOR!
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00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,426
OPEN THIS DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!
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( blowing )
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00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,902
HOW'S IT LOOKING,
GUYS?
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00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,768
ALMOST THERE.
KEEP GOING.
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00:12:56,810 --> 00:13:01,880
WHAT IN THE NAME
OF THE NEWLY GROUNDED
IS GOING ON HERE?
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00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:05,815
WE THREW AN AWESOME SURPRISE
BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR LEO.
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OH! THAT IS SO SWEET,
YOU GUYS.
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00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,491
RIGHT. HIDING BEHIND
THE LEO SHIELD. WELL PLAYED.
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00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,033
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
YEAH. IS LEO?
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00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:18,203
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
220
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,941
WHERE I'VE BEEN FOR
THE PAST THREE HOURS!!!
221
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,843
YEP, JUST WAITING
FOR THE SIGNAL.
222
00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:29,313
EDDIE, LET LEO UPSTAIRS NOW.
223
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ALL RIGHTIE,
THERE'S MY SIGNAL.
224
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LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
225
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:38,492
SO YOU GUYS HAD
A SURPRISE PARTY FOR LEO...
226
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WITHOUT LEO.
227
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,985
( laughing )
THAT'S--
228
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,994
THAT'S ACTUALLY
KIND OF FU--
229
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,826
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
230
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:51,061
OKAY, WELL, UH,
LEO'S GONNA BE UP HERE
IN JUST A FEW SECONDS.
231
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,998
WHY DON'T WE ACT LIKE
THE PARTY'S STILL GOING ON,
232
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TRY IT.
233
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All: SURPRISE!
234
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,212
( noiseWHOO!s toot )
235
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:09,075
I THOUGHT
MY FIRST BIRTHDAY WITH YOU GUYS
WAS GONNA BE AWESOME.
236
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,176
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT PROBABLY WAS.
237
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,218
BUT I WOULDN'T KNOW,
BECAUSE I WASN'T INVITED!
238
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,957
HONEY, I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY
WAS A BIT OF A BUST,
239
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,266
BUT I THINK I KNOW
WHAT WILL MAKE IT BETTER.
240
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,198
DONALD,
GIVE HIM YOUR GIFT.
241
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,171
YEAH, BIG D. MAYBE YOUR
AWESOME-TASTICAL GIFT
CAN CHEER ME UP
242
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,507
AFTER BEING TOTALLY FORGOTTEN!
243
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,211
WHAT, THAT GIFT?
YOU DON'T WANT THAT GIFT.
244
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:44,177
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST GIVE ME THE NUMBER
THAT'LL KEEP THE TEARS BACK.
245
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,047
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
246
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,416
MR. DAVENPORT,
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR GIFT.
247
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,955
YOU KNOW, I WOULD,
BUT I FORGOT WHERE IT WAS.
248
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,361
OH, NO, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
IT'S IN THE CLOSET BEHIND
A BUNCH OF STUFF.
249
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,534
THANKS, ADAM. GOOD EYE.
250
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,026
AAAH...
251
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,168
( laughing )
252
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,142
( stops laughing )
253
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,654
WELL, GREAT, LEO.
YOU BROKE IT.
254
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,545
I AM THE WORST DAD EVER.
255
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:25,129
WELL, DON'T ALL DISAGREE
WITH ME AT ONCE.
256
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,526
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA GLUE
THIS HEXACOPTER BACK TOGETHER.
257
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,902
WELL, YEAH, SURE.
258
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,071
NOW HE'LL FORGIVE YOU,
BUT WHAT ABOUT US?
259
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,071
GUYS, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED,
260
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,113
BUT I'M KIND OF IN
THE "ME" BUSINESS.
261
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:44,043
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
WE SHOULD HAVE JUST DONE
WHAT LEO WANTED.
262
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,007
WAIT A SECOND.
263
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:50,076
WHAT LEO REALLY WANTED
WAS TO GO ON A MISSION WITH US
IN THE SIMULATOR.
264
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,487
SO THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
HE'S GONNA DO.
265
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,389
BUT MR. DAVENPORT
SAID WE COULDN'T.
266
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,261
WE'LL JUST SWIPE
THE CYBER KEY AWAY
FROM MR. DAVENPORT
267
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,030
SO WE CAN START
THE SIMULATOR OURSELVES.
268
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:04,500
THAT IS SNEAKY, CONNIVING,
AND TOTALLY REBELLIOUS.
269
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:07,231
WE ARE FINALLY
NORMAL TEENAGERS!
270
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,005
(whispering) OKAY,
271
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,280
MR. DAVENPORT KEEPS
THE CYBER KEY
272
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,178
ON THE LEFT SIDE
OF HIS DESK.
273
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,250
IF WE'RE GONNA DO THIS,
WE HAVE TO BE STILL.
274
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,549
I GOT THIS.
275
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,250
HELLO,
MR. DAVENPORT.
276
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:30,156
LOOK AT YOU,
PLAYING WITH
YOUR BIG BOY TOYS.
277
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,690
HEY, ADAM.
278
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,095
WHAT IS THAT?!
279
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:39,128
UH, THAT WOULD BE
A WALL, ADAM.
280
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,996
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.
281
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:52,111
LET ME GUESS. YOU'RE GONNA
LOCK ME DOWN HERE
AND GO ON VACATION.
282
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:56,315
LEO, IT'S TIME FOR
YOUR BIRTHDAY MISSION.
283
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,518
BUT MR. DAVENPORT SAID
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
PLAY WITH THESE.
284
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,564
BUT MR. DAVENPORT ISN'T HERE.
285
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,791
ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO!
286
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,695
( simulator beeps )
287
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,402
NO OFFENSE, GUYS,
288
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:17,204
BUT THIS IS A SERIOUSLY
EXPENSIVE LET-DOWN.
289
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,413
HEY HEY! NOW WE'RE TALKIN'!
290
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,082
OH! WHOA! WHOA!
291
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,454
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
292
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,281
GUYS! A LITTLE HELP HERE!
293
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,287
CHASE,
SHOW HIM HOW IT'S DONE.
294
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,060
LEO, YOU'RE UP!
USE YOUR FORCE FIELD!
295
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,756
WHAT?!
I DON'T HAVE A--
296
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,828
OHH!
297
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,108
I HAVE A FORCE FIELD!
298
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,781
I'M BIONIC!
YES!
299
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,479
YES! FINALLY!
300
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,182
TIME TO GET YOUR BLUR ON.
301
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,360
GO!
302
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,326
WAIT. IF I CAN DO THIS...
303
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,202
GO AHEAD, BIRTHDAY BOY,
THROW ME ACROSS THE ROOM!
304
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,642
HOW DO YOU RESIST
THE TEMPTATION
305
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,413
TO DO THAT TO ME
EVERY DAY?
306
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,716
OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS.
307
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,751
WELCOME TO DIA DE LEO!
308
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,708
HEYAHH!
309
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,639
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
310
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:05,214
THIS REBEL IS PROGRAMMED
WITH MORE SOPHISTICATED MOVES
THAN I'VE EVER SEEN!
311
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:12,719
HEY, IT'S NOT COOL TO MAKE ME
LOSE ON DIA DE LEO!
312
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,192
YEAH? AND IT'S NOT COOL
313
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,392
TO STEAL SOMEONE'S
CYBER KEY.
314
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,685
OH, MAN, YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD-LOOKING.
315
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,403
I MEAN, NO OFFENSE.
316
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:28,442
I'M SURE YOU'RE EYE CANDY
TO OLD PEOPLE.
317
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,209
LEO, I TOLD YOU TO
STAY OUT OF THE SIMULATOR.
318
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,910
YOU'RE NOTBIG D, WATCH OUT!
319
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,305
OR MAYBE YOU ARE.
320
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,617
THAT WAS GREAT, LEO!
AWESOME!
321
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,919
SO DOES THAT MEAN
I GET TO USE THE SIMULATOR
WHENEVER I WANT?
322
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:50,222
NO! THAT JUST MEANS
I HAVE TO CRANK UP
THE DIFFICULTY ABOUT 100%
323
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,917
TO MAKE IT CHALLENGING
FOR THESE GUYS--
324
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,228
WHO ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
325
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,361
WE'RE SORRY WE TOOK
YOUR CYBER KEY.
326
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,827
WE HAD TO MAKE IT UP TO LEO
FOR MESSING UP HIS BIRTHDAY.
327
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,196
AND BIG D, IF YOU WOULD HAVE
GIVEN THEM A PARTY OF THEIR OWN,
328
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:05,506
THEY MAY NOT HAVE
HAD TO HIJACK MINE.
329
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,838
I GOT IT.
BIRTHDAYS MATTER.
330
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,384
YEAH, YOU SHOULD KNOW--
YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF 'EM.
331
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,581
WHAT ARE YOU,
LIKE, FIFTY?
332
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:15,553
I'M THIRTY-EIGHT.
333
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,852
( all laughing )
334
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,323
NO, SERIOUSLY.
335
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,849
HA HA.
336
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,387
OKAY, WHO'S UP FOR SOME
KICK-BOXING ON MARS?
337
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,534
YEAH!
338
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,588
SEE, THIS IS WHAT
BIRTHDAYS ARE ABOUT--
339
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,397
KICKIN' BUTT AS A FAMILY.
340
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,329
COME HERE.
IT'S TIME FOR A HUG.
341
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:41,444
THIS PLACE IS NEVER
GONNA STOP BEING WEIRD.
342
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,350
ALL RIGHT, LEO.
I KNOW...
343
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,923
YOU REALLY
WANTED THE HEXACOPTER
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
344
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,292
SO I SPENT ALL WEEK
STUDYING THE BROKEN ONE,
345
00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:58,433
AND I REVERSE-ENGINEERED
346
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,958
THIS ONE FROM SCRATCH!
347
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,803
WOW!
A DAVENPORT ORIGINAL!
348
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,400
A DAVENPORT ORIGINAL.
349
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,642
I CAN SELL THIS ONLINE
WHAT?AKE A FORTUNE!
350
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,242
I MEAN, THANK YOU!
351
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,010
ALL RIGHT.
352
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:17,939
PUT THIS ON,
AND YOU CONTROL IT
WITH YOUR MIND.
353
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,247
HAPPY BIRTHDAWESOME!
354
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,049
LET'S DO THIS.
355
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,553
YEAH! YEAH!
356
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,515
TRY AND MAKE IT GO HIGHER.
THERE YOU GO. THERE--
357
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,964
WHOA!AAAH!
358
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,859
LEO, WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING?!
359
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,974
I WAS THINKING
I HOPE IT DOESN'T
CRASH INTO THAT WALL.
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