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OKAY, GUYS.
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THE NEXT PHASE
OF YOUR TRAINING
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IS HANDLING EXTREME CLIMATES.
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SO WE'LL FROST CHASE,
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BAKE BREE,
AND SUBMERGE ADAM.
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THAT'S NOT PART OF THE TRAINING,
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I JUST GOT ONE OF
THOSE CARNIVAL DUNK TANKS
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AND I CAN'T WAIT
TO TRY IT OUT.
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OKAY, CHASE,
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I'M SETTING YOUR TUBE
ON "ANTARCTIC."
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IF IT GETS TO BE TOO MUCH,
JUST GIVE ME A SIGN.
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( tube powering up )
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HEY,
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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I WANT TO BE
ABUSED BY WEATHER.
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LEO, IF YOU REALLY
WANT TO BE ABUSED,
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TRY STANDING OVER HERE
NEXT TO ADAM'S MORNING BREATH.
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I DON'T HAVE MORNING BREATH.
IT SMELLS LIKE THAT ALL DAY.
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LEO, THESE GUYS ARE
GENETICALLY ENGINEERED
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TO HANDLE
THESE KIND OF CLIMATES.
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I CAN HANDLE EXTREME COLD.
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LEO, YOU GET BRAIN FREEZE
FROM CHEWING MINT GUM.
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( cell phone ringtones )
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DAVENPORT.
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WHAT?!
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WELL, THAT'S TERRIBLE!
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I MEAN, THAT'S AWESOME,
BUT THAT'S TERRIBLE!
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I-I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE?
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I CREATED THE WORLD'S
FASTEST TRAIN,
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BUT NOW IT'S SPEEDING
OUT OF CONTROL
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FULL OF HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE
NUCLONIUM
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TOWARDS DOWNTOWN WELKERVILLE!
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WELL, THEN WHAT WAS AWESOME?
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IT'S GOING LIKE
400 MILES AN HOUR.
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HO HO HO HO!
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MY ENTIRE CAREER
IS RIDING
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OR PERHAPS CRASHING
ON THIS TRAIN!
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!
MY DESIGN WAS FLAWLESS!
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SO FLAWLESS YOU FORGOT
TO INCLUDE AN EMERGENCY BRAKE?
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NO. I NEVER COUNTED ON
THE CONDUCTOR DROPPING
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HIS PAPAYA SMOOTHIE
ALL OVER THE CONTROLS
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AND THEN JUMPING
OFF THE TRAIN.
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WELL, IF I WERE TO BUILD
A HIGH-SPEED TRAIN,
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THE FIRST THING
I WOULD HAVE PUT IN
WAS A CUP HOLDER.
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OH! AND ONE OF
THOSE BUMPER STICKERS
ON THE BACK THAT SAYS,
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"I BRAKE FOR COWS."
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WHEN STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS,
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THEY ALWAYS BLAME
THE SCIENTIST.
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THIS IS HUMAN ERROR.
SCIENTISTS DON'T MAKE MISTAKES.
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( tapping )
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CHASE.
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NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN
THE WHOLE TRAIN STORY AGOHH.
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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS--
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
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FASTER, SMARTER.
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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!
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**
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WHOO-HOO!
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( all screaming )
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THE GOOD NEWS IS,
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WHENEVER I INVENT SOMETHING,
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I ALWAYS CREATE A BACKUP DEVICE
TO SUPPORT IT.
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AS OPPOSED TO JUST
BUILDING IT RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME.
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YA KNOW, I THINK
I LIKED YOU BETTER FROZEN.
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MY AUXILIARY DECELERATOR
WILL STOP ANYTHING--
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OCEAN LINERS,
FREIGHT TRAINS,
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TANKS, EIGHTEEN-WHEELERS,
TWELVE-WHEELERS--
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DOES IT STOP
UNNECESSARILY LONG
EXPLANATIONS?
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APPARENTLY SO.
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ONLY PROBLEM IS,
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I CAN'T FIGURE OUT
HOW TO GET IT ON THE TRAIN.
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YOU GUYS THINKIN'
WHAT I'M THINKIN'?
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OUR FIRST MISSION!
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I WANT A PET PIG!
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NO. NO, NO, NO.
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YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
FOR THIS KIND OF MISSION.
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IT IS A HIGHLY VOLATILE
SITUATION.
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DOWN THE LINE--
FINGERS CROSSED--
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THERE WILL BE PLENTY
OF OTHER HORRIBLE DISASTERS.
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YEAH, BUT...YOU NEED
TO STOP THIS TRAIN NOW.
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AND YOU NEED US
TO HELP YOU DO IT.
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YOUR CAREER
DEPENDS ON IT.
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PLEASE,
MR. DAVENPORT.
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THIS IS WHAT
YOU TRAINED US FOR.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU GOTTA
LEAVE THE NEST SOMETIME.
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OKAY, GET IN
YOUR CAPSULES, GUYS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M SAYING THIS--
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(choking up) IT'S TIME
TO UPGRADE YOUR MISSION SUITS.
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I HOPE YOU ADDRESSED
THE CHAFING PROBLEM.
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HMM?
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( powering up )
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( whoosh )
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SWEET!
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OOH! I SEE YOU PUT IN
THE SEAT WARMERS.
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OOH!
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ALL RIGHT...
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WE'LL BE ABLE TO USE
THESE EARPIECES TO COMMUNICATE,
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AND I'LL MONITOR YOUR PROGRESS
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ON THE TRAIN SURVEILLANCE
SYSTEM.
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THAT WAY IF YOU
BLOW YOURSELVES UP
IN A FIERY EXPLOSION
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I CAN WATCH IT UNFOLD
IN GLORIOUS HD.
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THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
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WE GET OUR
AND WE GET TO SAVE LIVES!
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SERIOUSLY,
I WANT A PIG!
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BREE...
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CHASE...
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ADAM.
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HEY!
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LEO!
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO USE--
TWO CANS AND A STRING?
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( footsteps approach )
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WELL, YOUR FAVORITE
NEWS REPORTER
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JUST GOT THEIR BIG BREAK.
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LCHIP SPUDNER?S?
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AND TOM CONSTAN
WITH SPORTS?
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NO, ME!
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I AM DONE REPORTING
ON SINGING DOGS
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AND BABIES WHO LOOK
LIKE EX-PRESIDENTS.
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THE NETWORK FINALLY GAVE ME
A REAL ASSIGNMENT.
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I'M COVERING
A RUNAWAY TRAIN!
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NO WAY!
AIN'T THAT A COINKY-DINK?
MR. DAVENPORT--
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IS, UH--IS, UH,
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SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY.
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WILL YOU WATCH LEO?
I HAVE A TRAIN TO CATCH.
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ABSOLUTELY.
AND DON'T FORGET,
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BE BALANCED AND FAIR,
COLLECT ALL THE FACTS,
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AND BLAME THE CONDUCTOR--
HE'S AN IDIOT.
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( door closes )
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THIS STINKS.
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EVERYBODY GETS TO GO
ON AN ADVENTURE BUT ME.
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LEO, JUST BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T GO ON THE TRAIN
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DOES MEAN WE CAN'T
HAVE FUN HERE.
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I'LL POP IN
THE GOOBER THE SPUNKY CABOOSE
DVD FOR YOU.
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I'M FOURTEEN.
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OKAY, THEN POP IT IN
YOURSELF.
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COME ON, GUYS,
WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
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WE GOTTA GET YOU
IN YOUR GEAR.
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( door opens,
closes )
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( contents shifting )
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HA! LOOK AT THAT--
I'M TRAVEL-SIZE!
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(breathless)
OKAY, ROGER,
HOW DO I LOOK?
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AM I IN FOCUS?
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OKAY. WE'RE ON IN THREE,
TWO...
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* ( news broadcast
theme music) *
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TASHA DAVENPORT HERE
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OUTSIDE THE GLENVIEW
DRIVING RANGE
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WHERE WE'RE WAITING FOR
THE RUNWAY(whack) Man: FORE!
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( thud )
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OH, MY GOSH! ROGER!
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IS THE CAMERA OKAY?!
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( train whistle blows )
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WHOO-HOO!
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ADAM, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
THAT'S NUCLONIUM.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
I WANT TO TOUCH IT.
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COME ON.
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WE HAVEHOLD ON! FAST.
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I'M UPDATING MY STATUS.
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"BREE IS...
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FACING AN UNCERTAIN FUTURE."
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HEY, CHASE. YOU SPILLED
SOMETHING ON YOUR NEW SHUH?
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HO HO HO HO!
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OH, ADAM, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU SPILLED SOMETHING
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ON YOUR NEW SUIT, TOO.
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WHAT? I JUST
GOT THIS THING.
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HEY, QUIT FLICKING ME.
I'M TRYING TO FIND THE STAIN.
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Davenport: FOCUS.
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WE ONLY GOT FIFTEEN MINUTES
BEFORE THIS THING HITS THE TURN,
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FLIES OFF THE TRACKS,
AND BLOWS UP WELKERVILLE.
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BOY, I'M GLAD
I DON'T LIVE THERE.
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CHASE, LOCATE
THE ONBOARD BRAKING SYSTEM.
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BREE, INSPECT THE TANKS
FOR LEAKS, AND ADAM,
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GET A PICTURE
OF THE SPEEDOMETER
FOR MY WEB PAGE.
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WOW!
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HEY, ADAM.
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HAND ME THE DECELERATOR.
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UH-OH. I DON'T KNOW WHERE
I LEFT OUR MISSION BAG.
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IT'S ON THE ROPE.
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OH, THANKS, BAG!
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Leo: UHH!
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All: LEO?
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LEO?!
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WHICH WAY IS
THE DINING CAR?
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I'D LIKE TO GET A BITE TO EAT
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BEFORE I SAVE
THE TOWN OF WELKERVILLE!
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OKAY, ROLL.
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ROLL!
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* ( theme plays )
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I AM TASHA DAVENPORT
REPORTING LIVE.
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AUTHORITIES TELL ME
THE BULLET FREIGHT TRAIN
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WILL ROAR PAST BEHIND ME
AT ANY MOMENT,
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AND YOU ARE HERE
FOR THE EXCLUSIVE LOOK.
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( crossing bell
ringing )
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( train whistleROGER? I--
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I THINK THE TRAIN
IS ON THE OTHER TRACK.
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BEHIND YOU.
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QUICK! TURN THE CAMERA AROUND,
WE'RE MISSING IT!
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AHH! ( sputtering )
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OHH--
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( spitting )
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BUG MOUTH.
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LEO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?!
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JOINING THE MISSION.
I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU GUYS!
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BUT LEO,
YOU'RE NOT LIKE US.
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AND I DON'T MEAN THAT
IN A BAD WAY,
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WE JUST HAVE REALLY COOL,
SUPER-FUN FEATURES,
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AND YOU DON'T.
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UH, LEO, WHERE'S THE DECELERATOR
WE NEED TO STOP THIS TRAIN?
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YOU MEAN THE POINTY METAL THING
THAT WAS POKING ME IN THE BUTT?
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IT'S RIGHT HERE!!!
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LEO, I AM SUPPOSED
TO BE WATCHING YOU!
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AND YOU ARE--
IN GLORIOUS HD!
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LEO, WITHOUT
THE DECELERATOR,
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WE CAN'T
STOP THE TRAIN.
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MR. DAVENPORT,
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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I'M COMING TO GET LEO.
IF HE BLOWS UP ON THAT TRAIN,
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GET TASHA A PUPPY!
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I'LL BRING THE DECELERATOR
IN MY HIGH-SPEED HELICOPTER.
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WOW! HOW MANY GUYS CAN SAY
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THAT THEY HAVE CHASED
THEIR HIGH-SPEED TRAIN
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IN THEIR HIGH-SPEED HELICOPTER?
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I'M AWESOME!
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OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
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OKAY, SO I DOWNLOADED
THE TRAIN'S ROUTE
BEFORE WE LEFT THE HOUSE.
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LET ME PULL IT UP
SO I CAN CALCULATE
HOW MUCH TIME WE HAVE LEFT.
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OH, NO! GUYS!
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THERE'S ONLY
A TWO PERCENT CHANCE
THAT WE CAN SAVE THE TRAIN!
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AND IF THE TRAIN GOES, WE GO!
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BRACE YOURSELVES!
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BIONIC PEOPLE
DO NOT EXPLODE WELL.
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CHASE, RELAX.
232
00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:55,715
I MEAN, THERE'S A POSSIBILITY
WE CAN SURVIVE THE CRASH.
233
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,316
OH. LEO WON'T.
234
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,027
OH. RIGHT.
235
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,689
NEVER MIND.
236
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,958
I'M SORRY YOU GUYS
HAVE TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.
237
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,397
I KNOW YOU THINK OF ME
AS YOUR ULTRA-COMPETENT,
238
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,803
UNWAVERING, FEARLESS LEADER.
239
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,866
YEAH, JUST THE OPPOSITE,
NACTUALLY..
240
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:15,205
CHASE, LOOK,
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE.
241
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:17,812
YEAH! I MEAN,
BIG D's ON HIS WAY
242
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,405
IN HIS HIGH-SPEED
HELICOPTER.
243
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,746
BUT...WHAT IF WE CAN'T
ATTACH THE DEVICE?
244
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,423
WHAT IF THE SUDDEN STOP
CAUSES THE TRAIN TO TIP?
245
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:29,392
WHAT IF MR. DAVENPORT
GETS CAUGHT IN A TRAFFIC JAM?!
246
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,192
IN A HELICOPTER?
247
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,034
THERE COULD BE BIRDS.
248
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:36,800
THAT DRIVE CARS?
I DON'T THINK SO.
249
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,030
CHASE,
250
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,026
YOU'RE OVERTHINKING THIS.
251
00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,798
THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE--
252
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,206
IF SALLY'S ON A TRAIN
TRAVELING AT A CERTAIN SPEED, X,
253
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,809
SHE'S GONNA REACH THE CURVE
AT A CERTAIN TIME, Y.
254
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,983
ALL WE NEED TO DO
IS MULTIPLY X BY Y
255
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,382
TO FIND OUT IF WE HAVE
ENOUGH TRACK LEFT TO STOP.
256
00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,675
OKAY...
257
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,987
BUT WHAT IF SALLY IS
SITTING ON ENOUGH NUCLONIUM
258
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,860
TO REDUCE AN ENTIRE CITY
TO A STAIN?
259
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:08,031
THEN SALLY SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN THE BUS.
260
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,896
I'M TASHA DAVENPORT
REPORTING LIVE
261
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,736
FROM THE DANGER ZONE
JUST OUTSIDE WELKERVILLE
262
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,212
WHERE--WHERE MINUTES FROM NOW
THE--THE-THE TRAIN IS EXPECTED
263
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,441
( train whiTO--TO--UM...
264
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,446
WE--WE--WE--
WE GOT HERE TOO LATE?
265
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,719
WE MISSED IT AGAIN?
266
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,048
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
267
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,223
UM, UM, WELL, UH,
268
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,022
FOR THOSE OF YOU TUNING IN,
269
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,324
IT WAS SILVER AND--AND SHINY
270
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,256
AND--AND--AND--
AND IT LOOKED, UM...
271
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,463
IT LOOKED LIKE...
272
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,055
LIKE THIS.
273
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,967
AND--AND--AND IT WAS
GOING REALLY FAST.
274
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,100
IT WAS JUST--
CLICK-CLACK, CLICK-CLACK,
275
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,296
CHOOGA-CHOOGA-CHOOGA-
CHOOGA-CHOOGA--CHOOG--
276
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,308
CHOO! CHOOOO!
277
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:57,781
UH, AUTHORITIES
ARE DOING ALL THAT THEY CAN
278
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,211
TO STOP THE TRAIN
BEFORE IT...
279
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,547
BOOM!
280
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,093
BOOOOM!!!!
281
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,962
OH, I KNOW!
282
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,864
IN THE MOVIE SPARKMAN
AND THE TRAIN FROM TOMORROW,
283
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:20,067
SPARKMAN HOPS
IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN
AND STOPS IT WITH HIS PINKIE.
284
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,100
JUST DO THAT!
285
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,395
LEO, I DON'T HAVE
THAT ABILITY.
286
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,767
WELL, THEN YOU
NEED AN UPGRADE.
287
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,207
GUYS! DAVENPORT'S HERE!
288
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:34,014
HE'S REALLY HERE!
I TOLD YOU WE'D BE FINE.
289
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,417
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
290
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,518
YEAH, JUST
THE OPPOSITE,
ACTUALLY.
291
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,094
OKAY, I'M GONNA DROP
THE DECELERATOR NOW.
292
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,797
MAKE SURE YOU CATCH IT,
IT'S VERY DELICATE.
293
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,430
PRETEND IT'S A BABY.
294
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,466
OKAY!!!
295
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,311
( clanking )
296
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,978
( clanking continues )
297
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,239
PRETEND I CAUGHT IT!
298
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:07,207
FOR THE RECORD,
WHEN I FILL OUT
THE INCIDENT REPORT,
299
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,047
I'M PUTTING "HUMAN ERROR."
300
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:11,452
OKAY, THIS JUST WENT
FROM "COMIC BOOK COOL"
301
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,524
TO "REAL LIFE TERRIFYING."
302
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,193
MY NEW MISSION IS TO
GET THE HECK OFF THIS TRAIN!
303
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,593
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
ABORT THE MISSION!
304
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,085
NEVER LIKED WELKERVILLE,
ANYWAYS.
305
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,228
ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA
DROP DOWN THE ROPE LADDER.
306
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,973
EVERYBODY UP--
LEO FIRST.
307
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,968
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
TELL ME TWICE.
308
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,371
COME ON, GUYS,
LET'S GO HOME
AND HAVE SOME COCOA!
309
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,313
GUYS? COCOA!
310
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,052
WE CAN'T QUIT NOW.
311
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,508
IF WE DO, IT MEANS
WE FAILED OUR FIRST MISSION.
312
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,548
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN
TRAINING OUR WHOLE LIVES
FOR THIS MOMENT NOW.
313
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,124
WE'RE NOT GIVING UP.
314
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,263
COME ON, THIS THING'S
ABOUT TO CRASH.
315
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,618
AND WE'VE DONE
EVERYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
316
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,287
BUT THAT JUST IT.
317
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,025
MR. DAVENPORT
MADE US SUPERHUMAN,
318
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,572
BECAUSE WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS,
WE CAN'T.
319
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:02,438
YEAH. WE PUT
OURSELVES IN DANGER
FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY.
320
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:05,269
WELL, IF YOU GUYS
AREN'T GOING,
321
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,435
I'M NOT GOING EITHER.
322
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,513
LEO, THIS IS
TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU.
323
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,011
PLEASE. MY MIDDLE NAME
IS "DANGER."
324
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,414
I IT'S PRONOUNCED "DANGER."
325
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,517
LEO, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
326
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:19,219
BY "WE," I MEAN YOU.
GET UP THE LADDER, NOW!
327
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,192
I'M COMING!
328
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,933
I'M CLIMBING UP THE LADDER
RIGHT NOW! PULL ME UP!
329
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,329
( hits button,
door closes )
330
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,397
LEO, ARE YOU CRAZY?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
331
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,206
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
332
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,168
I MAY NOT BE SUPERHUMAN,
333
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,277
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN
I CAN'T BE A HERO.
334
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,276
A FIRST-AID KIT?
335
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,182
LEO, WHEN I OPEN THIS THING,
YOU BETTER BE INSIDE!
336
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,175
WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
337
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,987
WE'RE COMPLETING
OUR MISSION.
338
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,324
WHAT? GUYS, NO!
339
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:02,298
OKAY, WE HAVE
APPROXIMATELY THREE MINUTES
TO SLOW THIS THING DOWN
340
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,999
BEFORE IT HITS THE TURN
AND FLIES OFF THE TRACKS.
341
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,572
OKAY, LET'S THINK.
342
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,699
OBJECTS IN MOTION
REMAIN IN MOTION
343
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,495
UNLESS AN EXTERNAL FORCE
BLOCKS IT.
344
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,567
SO WHAT COULD
BLOCK OUR PATH?
345
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,635
OH, I GOT IT!
WE CAN PUT THE NUCLONIUM TANKS
IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN!
346
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,975
THEN THE TRAIN
WOULD BLOW UP.
347
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:22,022
THUS STOPPING IT.
348
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,719
IF ONLY WILE E. COYOTE WAS HERE.
349
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,350
HE'D HAVE A GIANT RUBBER BAND
HE COULD TIE AROUND TWO TREES
TO STOP THIS THING.
350
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,457
WAIT A MINUTE.
LEO, THAT'S IT!
351
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,589
THE REID-BENNETT BRIDGE
IS 19.8 MILES AHEAD.
352
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,485
OUR RAPPELLING ROPES
ARE UNBREAKABLE.
353
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,297
SO IF BREE
TIES THEM ALL TOGETHER--
354
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,369
I COULD USE MY SUPER-SPEED
TO RUN AHEAD
355
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,398
AND WRAP AROUND
THE BRIDGE SUPPORTS!
356
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,272
AND THEN ADAM CAN USE
HIS SUPER-STRENGTH
357
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,201
TO HOLD THE ROPE
AND STOP THE TRAIN.
358
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,566
LET'S TO THIS THING!
359
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:51,177
DID I MENTION THAT
WILE E. COYOTE DIES
IN EVERY EPISODE?
360
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,575
GET THE BAG.
361
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,493
CAN WE CHALK THAT UP
TO HUMAN ERROR?
362
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,508
OKAY, THE ROPE'S SECURE.
363
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,240
ALSO, LOOK WHAT THE TRAIN
DID TAll: OH!ENNY!
364
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,376
AND All: AAAH!REL!
365
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,023
HEY, GUYS,
WHAT IF THIS DOESN'T WORK?
366
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,362
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M STRONG,
BUT THIS GOES WAY BEYOND
367
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,318
OUR TRAINING SCENARIOS--
WHAT IF I CAN'T DO IT?
368
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,157
ADAM, STRENGTH
DOESN'T JUST COME
FROM YOUR MUSCLES.
369
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,133
IT ALSO COMES FROM YOUR MIND.
370
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,132
OKAY, MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE
SHOULD TAKE THE ROPE.
371
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,799
THIS IS EVERYTHING
WE'VE PREPARED FOR.
372
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,695
YOU CAN DO THIS!
373
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,607
JUST BELIEVE
IN YOURSELF.
374
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,309
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
375
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,638
I BELIEVE IN YOU, TOO.
376
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:01,047
I JUST SPEND FOUR HOURS
IN A BAG WITHOUT A BATHROOM--
377
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,650
I THINK MY SUPPORT
GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
378
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,358
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
TWENTY SECONDS.
379
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:11,518
( cell phone ringtones )
380
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,128
HELLO?
381
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,360
WHAT?! OH, NO!
382
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,395
WHAT IS IT NOW?
383
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,399
CAITLIN JUST
BROKE UP WITH RODNEY!
384
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,271
BREE, THIS IS SERIOUS!
385
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:25,311
I KNOW! THEY'VE BEEN DATING
FOR, LIKE, THREE MONTHS!
386
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,608
OH. HEY, CAN I TALK
TO HER FOR A SEC?
387
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,353
THAT WAS
A GOOD ONE.
388
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,353
OKAY, GUYS--
FIVE SECONDS.
389
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,693
FOUR, THREE,
390
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,348
TWO, ONE!
391
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:44,357
( metaAll: WHOA!!!ing )
392
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,295
GUYS? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
393
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:52,369
( screaming continues )
394
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,769
( metallic screeching
winds down )
395
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,772
* ( theme plays )
396
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,472
Tasha: LENS CAP!
397
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,610
I'M TASHA DAVENPORT
REPORTING LIVE,
398
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,375
AND I AM STANDING IN FRONT
OF THE RUNAWAY TRAIN,
399
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:10,575
WHICH HAS MIRACULOUSLY STOPPED.
400
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,447
IN A TOTALLY UNRELATED STORY,
401
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,385
THE REID-BENNETT BRIDGE
HAS COMPLETELY COLLAPSED.
402
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:18,662
LOOKS LIKE YOUR MORNING COMMUTE
IS GONNA BE A DOOZY!
403
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,860
( electrical crackling )
404
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,228
( all grunting )
405
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,737
WE'RE ALIVE!
YOU GUYS DID IT!
406
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,509
WE COMPLETED
OUR FIRST MISSION!
407
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,209
OW! ROPE BURN!
408
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,748
ANYBODY SEE
THE FIRST-AID KIT?
409
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,408
WELL, WE DID IT.
THAT INCLUDES YOU TOO, LEO.
410
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:46,548
IF YOU DIDN'T WASTE YOUR LIFE
WATCHING CARTOONS EVERY DAY,
WE MIGHT ALL BE DEAD RIGHT NOW.
411
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,486
SO, WHAT'S OUR NEXT MISSION?
412
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,461
A RUNAWAY ROCKET
OR A SINKING BATTLESHIP?
413
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:55,531
HOW ABOUT TRYING TO EXPLAIN
THIS ENTIRE THING TO YOUR MOM?
414
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,802
THAT'S A MISSION
WE'LL NEVER RETURN FROM.
415
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,235
BIG D!
416
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,441
AH. THANK GOODNESS.
417
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,583
THE TRAIN IS OKAY.
418
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,449
AND YOU GUYS,
YOU GUYS ARE OKAY, TOO.
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
419
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,179
ALL RIGHT, FIRST ONE
BACK TO THE LAB GETS
A FOOD PELLET SMOOTHIE!
420
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,584
YES!
421
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,721
I'LL CATCH UP!
422
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,422
I HAVEN'T WHIZZED SINCE RENO.
423
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,594
I'D LIKE TO AVOID
ANOTHER DISASTER.
424
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,931
WE HAVE GOT
AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
INSIDE THE RUNAWAY TRAIN.
425
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,634
MAYBE WE'LL EVEN MEET
THE PERSON WHO STOPPED IT.
426
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,610
( whistlAAAH!
427
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,669
LEO! UH--
428
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,908
HEY! AM HA--HA--
429
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,613
HI, MOM!
430
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,545
WHEREVER YOUR MOTHER IS
RIGHT NOW,
431
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,680
I AM SURE SHE IS VERY ANGRY,
432
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:53,216
YET...RELIEVED
THAT YOU ARE OKAY.
433
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,722
I AM HERE WITH--
434
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,464
LEO "DANGER" DOOLEY!
435
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,660
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE A...HERO?
436
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,633
WELL, UH--
TASHA, WAS IT?--
437
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:07,233
I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
EXPLAIN MYSELF AS A HERO...
438
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,466
ACTUALLY, I WOULD.
I AM A HERO.
439
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,513
AND WILL YOU CELEBRATE
YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENT
440
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,640
BY SPENDING TWO WEEKS
IN YOUR ROOM
441
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,775
WITHOUT TELEVISION
OR VIDEO GAMES?
442
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,751
I THINK IT SHOULD BE
ONE WEEK,
443
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,750
OR THIS EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW
GOES STRAIGHT TO
LINDA MONTIERES!
444
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,852
YES!
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