All language subtitles for Jimmy.Fallon.2020.08.18.Hugh.Jackman.WEB.h264-ROBOTS_track3_eng

>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER
CENTER IN THE HEART OF

NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING

JIMMY FALLON."
TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS

GUESTS ‐
HUGH JACKMAN

LILI REINHART,
MUSICAL GUEST BUJU BANTON.

AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY

ROOTS CREW
AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST,
JIMMY FALLON

♪
♪

>> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT

OH, COME ON, NOW
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HELLO!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN

AND WATCHING OUR SHOW.
I'M JIMMY FALLON, AND THAT IS

THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.
THIS IS THE ROOTS.

[ APPLAUSE ]
I SAW YOUR FACE LIGHT UP ‐

[ LAUGHTER ]
WHEN YOU HEARD HIGGINS SAY

BUJU BANTON.
>> Questlove: YEAH, I GUESS.

YEAH
>> Jimmy: VERY EXCITED ABOUT

THAT
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO THE

NEWS AND JOKES RIGHT NOW
GUYS, THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL

CONVENTION CONTINUED TONIGHT
BUT EVERYBODY IS STILL TALKING

ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA'S SPEECH.
SHE REALLY BROUGHT THE HEAT,

ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE USED

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S OWN WORDS
AGAINST HIM.
WATCH THIS

PRESIDENT FOR OUR COUNTRY.
HE HAS HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH

TIME TO PROVE THAT HE CAN DO
THE JOB, BUT HE IS CLEARLY IN

OVER HIS HEAD.
HE CANNOT MEET THIS MOMENT

HE SIMPLY CANNOT BE WHO WE NEED
HIM TO BE FOR US

IT IS WHAT IT IS
>> Jimmy: OOH.

AT THAT POINT TRUMP SQUEEZED
HIS DIET COKE HAND SO HARD IT

TURNED INTO A DIAMOND.
[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M SERIOUS, RIGHT AFTER THAT,
A DOCTOR TOOK TRUMP'S BLOOD

PRESSURE AND THE CUFF EXPLODED
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

I ALWAYS GET SCARED OF THOSE
MACHINES AT CVS, 'CAUSE I ‐‐ I

DON'T NECESSARILY TRUST THAT
THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING,

THE ROBOTS
>> Questlove: WAIT, YOU TAKE

THAT TEST?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M BORED,

WAITING.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

I GOTTA ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Tariq: LIKE, THEY SELL ‐‐
YOU CAN JUST GET YOUR OWN

MACHINE.
ALSO ‐

>> Jimmy: I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
MORE STUFF, I DON'T NEED MORE

STUFF.
CVS HAS A GIANT ONE WITH THE

ARM SLEEVE
IT'S LIKE, I'M THE GUY IN THE

MALL THAT GETS MASSAGED IN THE
CHAIR.

>> Questlove: WHILE THEY SHOP.
>> Jimmy: THAT'S ME, YEAH.

>> Tariq: GONNA STICK YOUR ARM
IN ‐‐ AH

>> Jimmy: NO, I JUST ‐‐ IT KEPT
GOING.

AND IT WAS LIKE ‐‐
[ IMITATES PUMPING ]

AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE, "THIS
COULD BE BROKE."

AND THEN ‐‐ I MEAN, SHOULD MY
FACE BE TURNING RED?

LIKE HOW ‐‐ HOW TIGHT DOES THIS
CUFF ‐

[ LAUGHTER ]
HOW, LIKE, ACCURATE IS MY BLOOD

PRESSURE
IT'S LIKE, NO, IT'S 8,624.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD NUMBER
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

WE DON'T HAVE FOOTAGE OF THE
MOMENT TRUMP HEARD MICHELLE

OBAMA SAY "IT IS WHAT IT IS,"
BUT I IMAGINE IT RESEMBLED
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

♪
[ SCREAMING

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT,
EVERYONE IS SAYING THE FORMER

FIRST LADY STOLE THE NIGHT
I'M ACTUALLY WORRIED THE SPEECH

MIGHT HAVE BACKFIRED FOR BIDEN,
BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER, EVERYONE

WITH A BALLOT WROTE IN
MICHELLE OBAMA

WELL, THIS MORNING, WHILE AT AN
EVENT FOR THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY

OF THE 19th AMENDMENT, TRUMP
WAS ASKED ABOUT

MICHELLE OBAMA'S SPEECH.
AND HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY.
LISTEN TO THIS

YOUR HEAD AND THE WRONG
PRESIDENT FOR THE COUNTRY ‐‐

>> YEAH, NO, SHE WAS OVER HER
HEAD

>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
THAT'S A GOOD COMEBACK

TRUMP SAID SHE WAS ‐‐ YOU'RE IN
OVER YOUR HEAD

THAT WAS HER INSULT AGAINST
YOU.

YOU CAN'T USE HER INSULT
EVERY THIRD GRADER WHO CAN'T GO

BACK TO SCHOOL KNOWS YOU CAN'T
DO THAT.

[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT

THIS

AT THE SAME EVENT FOR THE 19th
AMENDMENT, TRUMP DECIDED TO
MAKE A SURPRISE ANNOUNCEMENT

>> LATER TODAY I WILL BE
SIGNING A FULL AND COMPLETE

PARDON FOR SUSAN B. ANTHONY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH

THERE'S ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WAIT, WHAT?
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO BIGGER

CHAMPION FOR WOMEN THAN THE MAN
WHO SPENT HIS MORNING RAGE

TWEETING ABOUT MICHELLE OBAMA.
TRUMP PARDONED

SUSAN B. ANTHONY, WHO DIED IN
1906

HE WAS LIKE, "SADLY SHE DIED IN
1906 FROM THE SPANISH FLU OF

1917, RIGHT AT THE END OF WORLD
WAR II, WHICH OF COURSE WAS IN

1969."
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

YEP, TRUMP PARDONED
SUSAN B. ANTHONY, THEN HE

COMPLAINED THAT SHE DIDN'T
THANK HIM.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
BACK TO THE CONVENTION

LAST NIGHT BERNIE SANDERS ALSO
SPOKE.

AND THIS MOMENT WENT PRETTY
VIRAL.
WATCH THIS

>> NERO FIDDLED WHILE ROME
BURNED

TRUMP GOLFS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH

BERNIE WAS LIKE, "TRUST ME
ABOUT ROME

I WAS THERE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

ALSO LOOK AT ALL THAT WOOD HE'S
GOT.

MAN, WHEN THEY TOLD BERNIE TO
LOG ON TO THE EVENT, HE TOOK IT

LITERALLY.
[ LAUGHTER ]

"I HAVE 800 LOGS READY."
[ LAUGHTER ]

ACTUALLY THAT WASN'T FIREWOOD.
IT TURNS OUT BERNIE MAKES HIS

OWN TEETH.
NO, COME ON.

HEY.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

WELL, AFTER A BIG OPENING

NIGHT, THE DEMOCRATS WERE BACK
AT IT AGAIN TODAY, CHECK IT
OUT.

>> IT'S DAY TWO OF THE
DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION

HERE ARE SOME OF THE VOICES
YOU'LL HEAR TONIGHT.

FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON,
CONGRESSWOMAN

ALEXANDRIA OCASIO‐CORTEZ, AND
DR. JILL BIDEN

>> Jimmy: YEAH, FORMER
PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON SPOKE

TONIGHT.
AND THIS WAS FUN, DURING THE

SPEECH YOU CAN SEE HILLARY IN
THE BACKGROUND THROWING

UPPERCUTS AT FROZEN SLABS OF
MEAT

[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE WAS A SCARY MOMENT MIDWAY

THROUGH TONIGHT'S PROGRAM WHEN
THEY REALIZED THEY FORGOT TO

PICK UP JOHN KASICH FROM THE
MIDDLE OF THAT OLD COUNTRY ROAD

HE WAS STANDING ON
[ LAUGHTER ]

"SOMEONE SEND HELP!"
BUT THIS IS INTERESTING, FORMER

PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER ALSO
SPOKE TONIGHT.

THAT'S HOW OLD JOE BIDEN IS ‐‐
THEY BROUGHT IN JIMMY CARTER TO

RALLY THE YOUTH VOTE
[ LAUGHTER ]

MEANWHILE, THE REPUBLICANS ARE
BUSY PLANNING THEIR COMPETITION

FOR NEXT WEEK.
EVERYONE IS WONDERING WHO TRUMP

WILL INVITE TO COMPETE AGAINST
ALL THOSE POPULAR DEMOCRATIC
SPEAKERS

NATIONAL CONVENTION NEXT WEEK,
A ST. LOUIS COUPLE ACCUSED OF

POINTING GUNS AT PROTESTERS
OUTSIDE THEIR HOME WILL BE

SPEAKING AT THE EVENT.
THAT'S FROM AN AIDE FAMILIAR

WITH THE PLANS
>> Jimmy: SERIOUSLY?

HE INVITED THEM?
DEMOCRATS ARE FEATURING FIRST

RESPONDERS, VIRUS VICTIMS,
ANTI‐RACISM ACTIVISTS, WHILE

TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WHO WENT VIRAL
FOR SOMETHING DUMB

[ LAUGHTER ]
IS JAKE PAUL AVAILABLE?"

BUT THE RNC HAS OTHER BIG PLANS
FOR THE EVENT.
CHECK THIS OUT

>> THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL
COMMITTEE HAS FILED A PERMIT

FOR FIREWORKS AT THE WASHINGTON
MONUMENT TO CELEBRATE TRUMP'S

EXPECTED RENOMINATION
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.

>> Jimmy: TRUMP SETTLED ON
FIREWORKS AT THE WASHINGTON

MONUMENT AFTER THEY TOLD HIM IT
WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE LASERS

SHOOT OUT OF THE EYES ON MOUNT
RUSHMORE

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
"HOW IMPOSSIBLE?

REALLY IMPOSSIBLE?
JUST DOUBLE CHECKING."

BUT IF THEY CAN'T GET THE
FIREWORKS PERMIT, TRUMP'S GOING

TO HAVE THE COUPLE FROM ST.
LOUIS FIRE A FEW ROUNDS INTO

THE SKY.
[ LAUGHTER ]

WELL, GUYS, EARLIER TODAY,
LOUIS DeJOY, THE POSTMASTER

GENERAL OF THE USPS MADE A
A PRETTY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.
LISTEN TO THIS

>> FACING IMMENSE BIPARTISAN
PRESSURE AND PUBLIC OUTCRY,

DeJOY ANNOUNCED HE WILL DELAY
MANY OF HIS CONTROVERSIAL

CHANGES TO USPS UNTIL AFTER THE
ELECTION

>> Jimmy: MAN, TRUMP ALMOST GOT
AWAY WITH IT

THE ONLY TIME HE SLIPPED UP WAS
WHEN HE REVEALED HIS ENTIRE

PLAN ON NATIONAL TV.
OTHER THAN THAT, FLAWLESS.

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
CHECK THIS OUT

I SAW THAT A COMPANY IN JAPAN
HAS FIGURED OUT WAY TO MAKE

A HAUNTED HOUSE WHILE
MAINTAINING SOCIAL DISTANCING.
CHECK THIS OUT

>> A HAUNTED HOUSE COMPANY IN
JAPAN WILL SOON OFFER

A DRIVE‐IN HAUNTED HOUSE TO
KEEP THE SCARES GOING.

THE OWNER SAID HE GOT THE IDEA
FROM DRIVE‐IN MOVIE THEATERS

>> Jimmy: YEAH
THAT'S SMART, JUMP SCARING

PEOPLE WHILE THEY HAVE THEIR
FOOT ON THE GAS.

[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE ONLY HAUNTED HOUSE

THAT'S SCARIER FOR THE
PERFORMERS

[ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, LISTEN TO THIS.

THE OTHER DAY, A GLITCH AT A
A CHOCOLATE FACTORY IN

SWITZERLAND CAUSED AN ENTIRE
TOWN TO BE DUSTED IN COCOA

AMERICA'S IN THE THROES OF A
A PANDEMIC, RACIAL UPHEAVAL,

AND A RECESSION.
MEANWHILE EUROPE IS LIKE, "OH,

NO, ZE TOWN IS COVERED IN
CHOCOLATE.

[ LAUGHTER ]
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT.
HE IS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY FOR

HIS WORK IN HBO FILM "BAD
EDUCATION.

HUGH JACKMAN IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

PLUS SHE STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE
"CHEMICAL HEARTS" ON AMAZON

PRIME VIDEO.
LILI REINHART IS HERE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM

BUJU BANTON.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW"
HASHTAG, EVERYBODY

♪ HASHTAG
HASHTAGS ♪

♪
>> Jimmy: HEY, WE DO THIS THING

EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT
A HASHTAG AND WE ASK YOU GUYS

TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC
SO WITH THE DNC CONVENTION

HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, I ASKED
YOU GUYS TO TWEET OUT A FUNNY

CAMPAIGN SLOGAN AND TAG IT WITH
#MYCAMPAIGNSLOGAN.

WITHIN FIVE MINUTES, IT WAS
A TRENDING TOPIC

SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG
I APPRECIATE IT.

NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF
MY FAVORITE #MYCAMPAIGNSLOGAN

RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS.
THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM

@NOSEWORTHYANN
SHE SAYS, "WHAT HAPPENS IN 2

2020 STAYS IN 2020."
VIVA LAS VACCINE

THIS ONE IS FROM @RICHIERICH39
HE SAYS, "I PASSED MY COGNITIVE

TEST."
I'LL VOTE FOR THAT

[ LAUGHTER ]
I KNOW ELEPHANTS AND GIRAFFES.

THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM
@DANVAN03.

HE SAYS, "EVERYONE REACHES THAT
MOMENT WHEN YOU INTERRUPT THAT

UNCLE AT THE DINNER TABLE.
AMERICA, THIS IS THAT MOMENT."

[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SPEECH.

THIS ONE IS FROM @WOMACK717.
SHE SAYS, "LET'S NOT FIND OUT

IF ROCK BOTTOM HAS A BASEMENT.
[ LAUGHTER ]

I LIKE THAT, TOO
NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW THAT.

THIS ONE IS FROM @MAYHEMWP
HE SAYS, "VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL

ADD YOU TO MY 'SELLING SUNSET'
TEXT CHAIN."

OH, THAT'S ‐
SORRY, I'M ALREADY BUSY WITH MY

"BELOW DECK" CHAT, SO ‐‐
DID SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO

HANNAH
MM‐HMM

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THIS ONE IS FROM @TRULYKHAYYAM

HE SAYS, "YOU'VE TRIED TRUMP
AND PENCE, NOW TRY COMMON

SENSE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

THAT RHYMES.
THIS ONE IS FROM

@APEWILLSHOWERS.
>> WHAT?

>> Jimmy: YEAH, APE WILL
SHOWERS.

SO, YEAH
LIKE APRIL SHOWERS BUT APE ‐‐ I

DON'T GET IT
IT'S ‐‐ YEAH I DO.

IT'S APRIL
IT'S APEWILL

>> Tariq: I THOUGHT HE WAS
TRYING TO BE CUTE.

>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S JUST
CUTE, YEAH

YEAH
>> Tariq: ALMOST CUTE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CUTE IF
SHOWERS WAS, YOU KNOW, APE WILL

SHOW ‐‐ SHOWERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS CLOSE
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

IT DOES SAY THAT
APE WILL SHOWERS

IT SAYS APE WILL SHOWERS
>> Tariq: YEAH, BUT NO, IF IT

SAID APE WILL SHAWERS.
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: SHALLERS
>> Tariq: THAT WILL WORK TOO

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: APE WILL SH ‐‐ HOURS

>> Tariq: SEE IT
>> Jimmy: NO

[ LAUGHTER ]
I DON'T GET IT

[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S FROM @APEWILLSHOWERS.

SHE SAYS, "AMERICA, BLINK TWICE
IF YOU NEED HELP."

[ LAUGHTER ]
HERE'S THE LAST ONE HERE

IT'S FROM @FHERRON01
THEY SAY, "ALEXA, 2020 OFF."

[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH

PLEASE
THERE YOU HAVE IT, THOSE ARE

OUR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS.
TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR

FAVORITES, GO TO
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS

STICK AROUND, WE'LL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH HUGH JACKMAN

♪
>> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS AN

EMMY, GRAMMY, TONY AND GOLDEN
GLOBE WINNING PERFORMER.

HE'S NOMINATED FOR ANOTHER EMMY
FOR HIS WORK IN THE CRITICALLY

ACCLAIMED HBO FILM "BAD
EDUCATION," HERE IS,

HUGH JACKMAN
HUGH, IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU,

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING
OUR SHOW

YOU WERE ONE OF OUR FIRST
GUESTS WHEN WE DID OUR

QUARANTINE SHOW FROM MY HOUSE.
AND WE BAKED CHALLAH BREAD

TOGETHER
>> WE DID.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT
WHAT WAS THE REACTION IN YOUR

HOUSE FROM YOUR CHALLAH?
>> Jimmy: DUDE, IT WENT CRAZY,

PEOPLE LOVED IT.
PEOPLE FREAKED OUT, AND THEY

SAID, "YOU MADE THIS?"
AND I GO, "OH, YEAH.

THEY GO ‐‐ IT WAS THE EGG WASH,
IT WAS THE SECRET MOVE

>> IT WAS WEIRD, BECAUSE I WENT
SOMEWHERE RECENTLY, LIKE A LONG

TIME AFTER
AND THIS PERSON LOOKED AT ME, I

WAS IN THE BACKYARD.
IT WAS ONE OF THOSE SOCIAL

DISTANCE THING, SO YOUR
CHALLAH, AND ALREADY LIKE

LOOKED A LITTLE ANNOYED WITH
ME

AND I SAID, "RIGHT."
FOR AN AUSSIE, NOT BAD, RIGHT?

I WENT, "YOU SHOULD HAVE
12 BRAIDS.

[ LAUGHTER ]
RELIGIOUSLY SPEAKING

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I MEAN ‐
>> AND I WAS LIKE, "OH NO, YOU

DON'T UNDERSTAND, JIMMY AND
ME ‐‐" >> Jimmy: WE'RE NOT

BAKERS, WE'RE NOT ‐‐ WE'LL
NEVER BE A BAKER

>> WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE
>> Jimmy: BUT I WAS HAPPY, I'VE

NEVER MADE IT.
I WAS ACTUALLY HAPPY THAT I

KNEW HOW TO BRAID.
AND YOU TAUGHT ME ‐‐ AND THE

SESAME SEED I PUT ON, IT WAS
JUST GREAT

I LOVED IT
LOOK AT THAT

[ LAUGHTER ]
MINE'S A LITTLE BASIC.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
TAKE THAT OFF.

OKAY, WE GOT YOU
MINES A LITTLE UNPROFESSIONAL.

>> ARE YOU STILL BAKING?
>> Jimmy: I TRY TO

WHENEVER I CAN, I TRY TO COOK.
DO YOU ‐‐ DO YOU DO A LOT OF

COOKING?
>> I LIKE COOKING.

I WAS BROUGHT UP
SO MY MOM AND DAD BOTH COOKED.

BOTH REALLY DIFFERENT.
MY DAD, CLASSIC ACCOUNTANT,

FOLLOWED THE RECIPE EXACTLY.
AND SO, IT'LL COME OUT EXACTLY

AS THE RECIPE SAYS
MY MOM HAS NEVER WROTE DOWN

A RECIPE, SHE JUST COOKS ‐‐
SHE'S LIKE AN ARTIST

IN FACT, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU
THIS THING

I HAVE IT HERE, BECAUSE IT'S
ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS I'VE

EVER GOTTEN.
SO MY MOM WROTE THIS BOOK FOR

ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND
INSIDE ‐‐ LOOK HOW NEAT THAT

IS, HANDWRITTEN, EVERY RECIPE I
GREW UP WITH

>> Jimmy: OH
>> ALL MY FAVORITES.

AND I SAID MOM, "BUT HOW DID
YOU GET THE RECIPES, BECAUSE

YOU DON'T GO FOR RECIPES."
AND SHE GOES, "I MADE THEM

ALL.
I SAID, "WHAT?

SHE SAID, "YEAH.
OVER THE LAST YEAR, I'VE HAD TO

MAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOUR
CHILDHOOD AND WRITE DOWN AND

MEASURE AND DO ALL THAT.
IS THAT JUST NOT THE GREAT ‐‐ I

FELT LIKE A PRETTY CRAP PARENT,
I WAS LIKE, "WOW."

SO MY PRESENTS HAVE A LONG WAY
TO GO.

>> Jimmy: I KNOW EXACTLY,
YOU'RE LIKE HOW DO I TOP THAT

ONE?
WAIT, I DID SOMETHING SIMILAR

WITH MY MOM.
YOU KNOW, MY MOM'S PASSED AWAY

NOW, A FEW YEARS NOW
AND I KNOW, BUT BEFORE THAT, I

GAVE HER THIS BOOK, AND IT
SAID, "GRANDMA'S FAVORITE

RECIPES" OR SOMETHING.
I KNOW IT SAYS GRANDMA, BUT

IGNORE THAT, I GO, AND JUST
WRITE DOWN ‐

JUST WHEN YOU HAVE THE TIME, IF
YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR WHAT I

USED TO LIKE DURING THE
HOLIDAYS

AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT A
A GRANDMA, I DON'T HAVE

GRANDKIDS.
I'M NOT A GRANDMA.

I GO, "I UNDERSTAND, YOU'RE
YOUNG AND THAT'S THE WHOLE

THING, WE UNDERSTAND."
BUT MADE HER DO THIS THING AND

I KEPT CHECKING ON HER, LIKE,
"HEY, IS IT ALMOST DONE?

AND THEN, ONE CHRISTMAS, SHE
GAVE IT TO ME.

SHE GOES, "I FINALLY FINISHED
THAT BOOK, AND IT IS MAGIC,

BECAUSE LIKE YOU SAID, THERE'S
NO REAL RECIPES, THERE'S LIKE

A PINCH OF SOMETHING."
>> YEAH, WHOLE LIFE, YOU GO,

"OH, BUT MY MOM'S CREAM CARAMEL
OR I WISH I COULD ADD THAT."

AND SO, I MADE LIKE EIGHT OUT
OF TEN VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING

MY MOM COOKED ME WHEN I WAS
GROWING UP

>> Jimmy: THAT IS MAGIC.
>> IT'S JUST QUOTES ALL

THROUGH.
JULIA CHILD, IF YOU'RE SCARED

ABOUT A TRICREAM
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: DUDE, I HAVE TO GET
OUT MY MOM'S COOKBOOK BECAUSE

IT'S SIMILAR AND IT'S THE BEST
THING.

AND IT MAKES YOU THINK OF MOM.
I LOVE IT.

I THINK THAT'S THE SECRET TO
COOKING RIGHT?

PUTTING THE LOVE INTO IT
ANYWAY

>> YOU GOT IT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH

LAST TIME WE TALKED ABOUT "THE
MUSIC MAN," AND SINCE THEN,

OBVIOUSLY BROADWAY CLOSED.
"MUSIC MAN" POSTPONED UNTIL

SPRING, BUT IT'S STILL
HAPPENING, RIGHT

>> 100%, WE GO INTO REHEARSALS
IN FEBRUARY, AND THEN, WE'LL

OPEN IN MAY.
>> Jimmy: WOW.

AND HOW DO YOU KEEP YOURSELF
READY?

>> I SING EVERY DAY, DRIVE MY
KIDS CRAZY

I'M OUT THERE SINGING EVERY
DAY.

I DO SCENE LESSONS EVERY WEEK.
I DO DANCE LESSONS WITH MY

CHOREOGRAPHER, SOMETIMES, I DO
LIKE THE BROADWAY DANCE CENTER,

YOU KNOW, JUST THE $12.95 ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> WHICH IS SOMETIMES ‐‐ I GOT
TO SAY, SOMETIMES, IT'S

HUMILIATING BECAUSE THERE WILL
BE LIKE 70 PEOPLE IN THE CLASS

AND I DON'T HAVE MY VIDEO ON
OBVIOUSLY, BUT I DO LOOK AND

IT'S JUST BASICALLY 68 OF THEM
ARE TEENAGE GIRLS, AND ME.

AND I THINK, "IS THIS WEIRD?
THIS IS WEIRD.

[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT I DO THAT OCCASIONALLY

AND THEN, I SING
I GET WITH MY MD AND SING

THROUGH THE THEME.
BECAUSE I'M A WORKING MAN.

I'M LIKE YOU, I'M A HARD
WORKER

>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> I LIKE TO WORK.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE A
A PERFECTIONIST.

YOU ALWAYS SHOW UP, AND WHEN
YOU DO, IT'S A GREAT JOB

I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT ‐‐ A
A BUNCH OF YOUR ‐‐

I WENT IN A DEEP DIVE AND FOUND
SOME OLD HEAD SHOTS OF YOURS

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KIND OF
FUN TO MAYBE TAKE A LOOK AND

JUST SAY LIKE, "WHOA."
WHAT WERE YOU GOING THROUGH AT

THAT TIME.
DOES THAT SOUND OKAY

>> YEAH, LET'S DO THAT
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS

OUT.
FIRST UP

TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY
WHAT YEAR WAS THIS

AND WHAT WAS HE INTO
>> LIKE 1995, THAT WAS CORELLI,

THE FAKE TATS THERE.
THIS WAS MY FIRST JOB THAT I

DID, MY WIFE WAS THE STAR OF
IT

AND SHE USED TO SAY TO ME,
"DON'T TAKE THE TATS OFF."

[ LAUGHTER ]
BUT THAT WAS ABOUT A FIVE‐MONTH

JOB, AND SO, WE GOT TOGETHER
ABOUT TWO OR THREE MONTHS IN

AND I DON'T KNOW
IT DOES LOOK A LITTLE PORN,

THAT ‐
I DIDN'T USE THAT A LOT.

>> Jimmy: I TRIED TO PULL OFF
A KIND OF VERSION OF THAT.

BECAUSE I THOUGHT, LIKE, I WAS
REALLY ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I LOVE

PAUL McCARTNEY, AND I WAS IN A
A PHASE WHERE I WAS LOOKING AT

ALL OF HIS WINGS STUFF, HOW
COOL HE LOOKED

HE KIND OF HAD THAT MULLET, BUT
SHORTER, HAIR UP TOP

AND I GO, "I'M GOING TO DO
THAT."

AND IT LOOKS AWFUL
>> CAN I SEE IT?

>> Jimmy: NO, I ACTUALLY BANNED
IT

>> OH, COME ON
ALL RIGHT, IF THERE'S ANYONE

THERE LIKE IN THE CONTROL ROOM
WHO STASHED SOME, I JUST WANT

TO SEE IT.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING THERE.

THINK ABOUT IT
>> Jimmy: NO, THAT'S ‐

>> HEY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST MY ‐

>> HEY
>> Jimmy: THAT'S JUST MY FIRST

HEAD SHOT.
THAT'S WHAT THAT ONE WAS

HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT LYING
AROUND

[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT I PAID ‐‐ THAT WAS NEXT TO

THE LOCAL HARDWARE STORE
SOME GUY WAS LIKE YEAH, WE ALSO

DO HEAD SHOTS.
AND WHAT ROLE WAS I GOING FOR

THERE?
>> CENTER PART

IS THAT THE CENTER PART?
>> Jimmy: OH, THAT IS SUCH A

A CENTER PART.
THAT TOOK ME FOREVER, AND WHO

IS GOING TO LAUGH AT THIS
COMEDIAN, HE DOESN'T LOOK FUNNY

AT ALL
>> THIS IS VERY DRAMATIC

>> Jimmy: HE LOOKS SAD
>> VERY DANIEL DAY LEWIS

WHAT YEAR IS THIS, JIMMY
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: GET THAT OFF, I CAN'T
EVEN LOOK AT THIS.

LET'S LOOK AT THIS HEAD SHOT OF
YOU, THIS OTHER ONE I FOUND.

I LIKE HIM
THAT'S CLEAN‐CUT

>> LOOK AT ME, THE GOLDEN
RETRIEVER.

THAT IS LIKE ME AT DRAMA
SCHOOL

I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I CAN DO
A COMMERCIAL FOR A BANK, WHAT

DO YOU WANT?
>> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU GUYS

WANT
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, SURE,

WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT
>> BEING IN DRAMA SCHOOL,

EVERYONE ELSE SEEMED WAY
COOLER

THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE, YOU KNOW,
JIMMY DEAN, BRANDO, LEATHER

JACKETS SMOKING CIGARETTES AND
LOOK AT ME, I'M LIKE A BIG

GOLDEN RETRIEVER
[ LAUGHTER ]

THIS IS SO MUCH FUN, I'LL DO
THE MONOLOGUE.

SHALL I DO A MONOLOGUE
>> Jimmy: THEY LOVE IT THOUGH,

IT'S GREAT
LAST MONTH MARKED 20 YEARS

SINCE YOUR DEBUT AS WOLVERINE
IN "X‐MEN.

>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IN FACT, WE FOUND

YOUR ORIGINAL WOLVERINE
AUDITION FROM 1999
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

>> LISTEN KID, ABOUT THE ONLY
THING YOU'VE DONE TO ENDEAR

YOURSELF TO ME IS TO GET ME
INTO A FIGHT

SO LISTEN TO ME, SHUT UP
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: DUDE
>> A LITTLE MORE MAGICIAN THAN

WOLVERINE.
>> Jimmy: NOW DID THAT HUMAN

KNOW THAT YOU'D BE PLAYING THAT
ROLE FOR THE NEXT 17 YEARS

>> NO.
I ‐‐ BY THE WAY, WHEN I WALKED

INTO THAT ROOM, I WAS PRETTY
SURE THAT I WASN'T PLAYING THE

ROLE
IT WAS LIKE A ‐‐ IT WAS A WEIRD

AUDITION, BECAUSE DOUGRAY SCOTT
HAD THE ROLE, AND THEN, HE GOT

CAUGHT UP ON "MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE 2," BUT EVERYONE

THOUGHT THAT WOULD GET SORTED.
BUT HE SAID, "LOOK, WE NEED

A BACKUP PLAN JUST IN CASE."
SO IT WAS LIKE THIS HAIL MARY

TO BEGIN WITH, WHICH IS
PROBABLY THE BEST WAY TO DO AN

AUDITION, YOU'RE GOING IN LIKE,
"EH.

AND I'M REALLY THINKING, "ALL
RIGHT," SO I'M GOING IN THERE.

LITERALLY, YOU SHOWED A CLIP
ABOUT ‐‐ THAT WAS AT

15 SECONDS
I THINK THE ENTIRE AUDITION WAS

ABOUT 20 SECONDS, IT WASN'T
MUCH LONGER.

>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> AND ‐‐ YEAH

THEY WERE ACTUALLY FILMING AT
THAT TIME.

I WENT UP IN TORONTO, THAT WAS
IN ONE OF THE OFFICES AND IT

WAS AT LUNCH TIME.
SO PERSONALLY, I NEVER THOUGHT

ANYTHING WAS HAPPENING WITH
THAT

AND I FLEW BACK THE NEXT DAY,
AND KEVIN FEIGE TOOK ME, HE

DROVE ME TO THE AIRPORT, WHO
NOW RUNS MARVEL, HE WAS ONE OF

THE ASSISTANTS THERE
I SAID, DUDE, YOU KNOW

EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M NOT GETTING
THE PART, LIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE

TO DRIVE ME TO THE AIRPORT
HE GOES, "NO, I'LL DRIVE YOU,

AND WE'LL STOP FOR DINNER.
I WAS LIKE, "DUDE, YOU DON'T

HAVE TO BE THAT NICE, LIKE
THANK YOU.

WE ALL GET IT.
WE ALL UNDERSTAND.

SO WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT NINE
YEARS LATER ‐‐ NINE MOVIES

LATER, 20 YEARS LATER, THAT
WOULD HAPPEN

I MEAN, HONESTLY, IN HOLLYWOOD,
HE SAID TO ME, WHO'S QUITE HIGH

UP IN THE BUSINESS AND HE SAID
THE WORD ON THE STREET IS NOT

GOOD ABOUT THE MOVIE
NO ONE WATCHES COMIC BOOK

MOVIES, THEY'RE LIKE DEAD.
EVERYTHING'S GONE FOREVER.

BOOK ANOTHER MOVIE BEFORE IT
COMES OUT.

LIKE, JUST SAY YOU'RE THE LEAD
IN A BIG MOVIE AND TRY AND BOOK

ANOTHER MOVIE, THAT WAY, YOU AT
LEAST GET ANOTHER SHOT

>> Jimmy: WHOA
>> SO I HUSTLED JUST TRYING TO

GET ANOTHER AUDITION
YOU KNOW

>> Jimmy: NO WAY
I LOVE THAT.

>> NO ONE UNDERSTOOD IT WAS
A BEGINNING OF ‐‐ COMIC‐CON WAS

A 50,000 THING, THE INTERNET
WAS REALLY JUST BEGINNING.

NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTOOD
THEY THOUGHT, WHAT THEY CALLED

IT WAS LIKE A SUBCULTURE
COMIC BOOKS WAS ACTUALLY

MAINSTREAM BUT NO ONE KNEW
THAT

>> Jimmy: GOSH, CAN YOU STICK
AROUND

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR EMMY
NOMINATED PERFORMANCE IN "BAD

EDUCATION.
IS THAT OKAY

>> I WAS GOING TO SAY NO BUT
YOU SAID WE'LL TALK ABOUT MY

EMMY NOMINATION ‐‐ I'M COMING
BACK

>> Jimmy: MORE WITH
HUGH JACKMAN WHEN WE COME BACK,

EVERYBODY.
♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYONE

WE'RE HERE WITH HUGH JACKMAN
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR BEING ON

THE SHOW
>> ANYTIME

>> Jimmy: HUGH, LAST TIME WE
TALKED WAS RIGHT BEFORE "BAD

EDUCATION" PREMIERED ON HBO.
AND NOW, YOU HAVE TWO EMMY

NOMINATIONS, ONE FOR
OUTSTANDING TV MOVIE, PLUS

YOU'RE UP FOR OUTSTANDING ACTOR
IN A LIMITED SERIES OR MOVIE

SO CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU ON
THAT

>> THANK YOU, MAN.
THANK YOU.

>> Jimmy: WELL, WELL, WELL DONE
ON THERE

THE EMMYS ARE GOING TO BE
CONDUCTED VIRTUALLY THIS YEAR,

IS WHAT I'M HEARING.
>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE ANY
PLANS?

>> I MEAN, I'M GETTING DRESSED
UP, I GUESS EVERYBODY'S GETTING

DRESSED UP
I MEAN, FROM THE WAIST UP, I'M

GETTING DRESSED UP
[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M LIKE THE ACTUAL AWARD SHOW
AS YOU KNOW WELL, WHERE YOU'RE

JUST BASICALLY THIRSTY AND
HUNGRY AND TIRED

LIKE AFTER FIRST COUPLE OF
HOURS SINCE YOU'VE DONE THE RED

CARPET, THE TRAVEL, THE THING,
THERE WILL BE SOME VERSION OF

A NOT VIRTUAL BAR BUT A REAL
BAR.

JUST NOT ON CAMERA
[ LAUGHTER ]

I LEARNED A LOT WHEN I HOSTED
THE OSCARS, I REMEMBER GOING

OUT THERE.
I REMEMBER THE FIRST COMMERCIAL

BREAK, I LOOKED DOWN, AND I
CAN'T TELL YOU WHO, BUT MAJOR

MOVIE STAR JUST VERY CASUALLY
LOOKING AT ME, JUST GAVE ME ONE

OF THESE
HE JUST TOOK OUT OF HIS POCKET

A HIP FLASK AND HE JUST LIKE
HELD IT UP TO ME

>> Jimmy: YEP.
>> AND I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO

TAKE THE HIP FLASK FROM THIS
MAJOR MOVIE STAR AND MY FATHER

IS SITTING EIGHT ROWS BACK, AND
HE'S LIKE, "NO."

>> Jimmy: THIS IS A BIG SHOT
>> YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO

THIS IS YOUR FIRST COMMERCIAL
BREAK.

ANYWAY, I WILL HAVE SOME
VERSION OF THE HIP FLASK FOR

REAL IN FRONT OF ME.
>> Jimmy: WOULD YOU EVER HOST

ANOTHER BIG AWARDS SHOW AGAIN?
BECAUSE YOU WERE PHENOMENAL

WHEN YOU HOST THESE GIANT
SHOWS.

>> THANKS MAN.
I WOULD BUT MY RULE IS I'LL

ONLY DO IT IF I'M NOT WORKING
AT THE SAME TIME

LIKE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW
PEOPLE DO IT

THE HARD THING ABOUT THE AWARD
SHOW IS THAT THE WHOLE SHOW IS

PREDICATED ON THE NOMINEES, SO
YOU FIND OUT FOUR TO SIX WEEKS

BEFORE THE SHOW AND YOU HAVE TO
KIND OF PUT THE SHOW ‐‐ I

DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT UNTIL I
GOT INTO THAT FIRST MEETING.

AND IT WAS SIX WEEKS BEFORE,
AND THEY SAID, "ALL RIGHT, HERE

ARE THE NOMINEES, AND YOU WRITE
YOUR OPENING

AND I WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S THE
OPENING?

THAT'S UP TO YOU, YOU HAVE
SEVEN OR EIGHT MINUTES

SO I WAS REALLY GLAD THAT I
DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO

WORK ON REALLY
>> Jimmy: SO YOU CRUSHED IT.

>> HOW ABOUT YOU
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO MUCH WORK TO

DO THAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND IT'S LIKE, YOU GOT TAKE

YOUR WRITERS FROM YOUR SHOW.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK FOR

EVERYBODY, AND THINKING OF
IDEAS.

SO I MEAN, I'M A BETTER VIEWER
THAN I AM HOSTING.

I LIKE WATCHING.
BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT "BAD

EDUCATION," YOU PLAY A SCHOOL
SUPERINTENDENT, THIS IS A TRUE

STORY.
>> IT'S A TRUE STORY

IT HAPPENED ABOUT 2003 OR '4
IT'S THE LARGEST THEFT OF

PUBLIC MONEY IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
IN HISTORY

IT'S $12 MILLION, 26 PEOPLE
ENDED UP GETTING CHARGED

AND I PLAY THE SUPERINTENDANT.
WHO WAS THE HIGHEST PAID

SUPERINTENDANT IN AMERICA, AND
HE GOT THE SCHOOL TO NUMBER

FOUR IN AMERICA.
AND IT WAS A MASSIVE SHOCK, HE

WAS BELOVED IN THE COMMUNITY,
VERY CHARMING GUY, VERY

SUCCESSFUL, NO ONE THOUGHT IN
A MILLION YEARS IT WOULD

HAPPEN
AND SO, THE STORY IS NOT REALLY

ABOUT JUST BASHING THE GUY I
PLAY

THE GUY WENT TO JAIL, HE SERVED
HIS TIME, HE PAID ALL THE MONEY

BACK
IT'S REALLY ABOUT HOW DOES THIS

HAPPEN
AND HONESTLY, IF YOU HAVEN'T

SEEN IT, IT'S SUCH A CRAZY
STORY HOW IT ALL CAME ABOUT.

>> Jimmy: IT'S ‐‐ YEAH, I
DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS REAL

>> IF IT WASN'T REAL, YOU'D
THINK IT'S WAY TOO OVER THE

TOP, COEN BROTHERS SORT OF
TERRITORY.

IT IS SO UNBELIEVABLE.
AND TO THINK THAT 26 PEOPLE WHO

DEDICATED THEIR LIVES AS PUBLIC
SERVANTS TO PUBLIC EDUCATION

SOMEHOW CONVINCED THEMSELVES
WHAT THEY WERE DOING WAS OKAY.

IT'S JUST AMAZING.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW

EVERYONE A CLIP, HERE IS
HUGH JACKMAN AND ALLISON JANNEY

IN "BAD EDUCATION," TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS.

>> YOU STOLE FROM THE SCHOOLS
AND FROM THE TAXPAYERS, FROM

THE KIDS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
SERVE.

THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR GOES
BEYOND THE BOUNDS OF IMMORAL

IT'S CRUEL, IT'S HEINOUS, IT'S
SOCIOPATHIC EVEN

>> SOCIOPATHIC
WHAT

>> SHAMELESS SELF‐INTEREST, THE
UNSTABLE PERSONALITY, THE

PARADE OF ROTTEN MARRIAGES ‐
>> FRANK

>> YOU NEED HELP
REAL, MEDICAL HELP

YOU'RE A SICK WOMAN.
>> WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT YOU,

PAM.
>> Jimmy: CHECK OUT "BAD

EDUCATION" ON HBO, CONGRATS
AGAIN ON THE NOMS.

COME WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT,
WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH HERE

AND I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE
IT HUGH.

>> ANYTIME
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH

LILI REINHART, EVERYBODY, STICK
AROUND

♪
>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT

GUEST FROM HER ROLE AS BETTY ON
THE POPULAR SERIES "RIVERDALE.

SHE'S NOW STARRING IN A BRAND
NEW MOVIE CALLED "CHEMICAL

HEARTS" WHICH BEGINS STREAMING
THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON PRIME

VIDEO.
HERE IS LILI REINHART.

LILI, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
COMING ON.

YOU LOOK GREAT
I MISS SEEING YOU.

>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR

LIFE IN QUARANTINE
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU'VE

TAKEN AWAY FROM TIME IN
QUARANTINE

I MEAN, IS IT KIND OF GOOD TO
JUST STOP AND SLOW DOWN?

>> YEAH, I THINK MY WHOLE WORLD
HAS BEEN CHANGED SO DRASTICALLY

WITHIN THE LAST THREE YEARS,
AND I NEVER REALLY HAD TIME TO

SIT AND KIND OF PROCESS
EVERYTHING

SO TO HAVE THAT TIME HAS BEEN
SO VALUABLE.

AND IT WAS SO IMPORTANT FOR ME
TO NOT TAKE THIS TIME FOR

GRANTED.
>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> HERE'S ‐‐ MY DOG IS ITCHING
HIMSELF NEXT TO ME IF YOU COULD

HEAR THAT.
>> Jimmy: I COULDN'T, BUT ‐‐

>> OKAY, GOOD, WELL NOW YOU
KNOW

>> Jimmy: OH, WAIT, I JUST SAW
HIM.

I JUST SAW HIM
>> COME HERE

COME HERE.
JIMMY WANTS TO SEE YOU

COME HERE.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S HIS NAME?

>> MILO.
>> Jimmy: OH, STOP IT RIGHT

NOW.
OH MILO, NO SCRATCHING DURING

THE INTERVIEW, MILO.
YOU KNOW THAT.

>> HERE HE IS.
>> Jimmy: YOU GOOD BOY

>> HE'S VERY PHOTOGENIC.
>> Jimmy: HE'S SO CUTE

IS HE LOVING THE NEW HOUSE
>> HE LOVES IT

HE LOVES TO HAVE ‐‐ HE JUST
WATCHES ‐‐ HE LOOKS AT THE

BUNNIES THAT ARE IN MY BACKYARD
AND JUST WANTS TO RIP THEIR

HEADS OFF.
THAT'S HOW HE SPENDS HIS

NIGHTS
IF I CAN'T FIND MILO, I KNOW

THAT HE'S LIKE STARING OUT THE
WINDOW LOOKING AT THESE

BUNNIES.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU LIKE HAVING

YOUR OWN HOUSE
HOW IS IT ALL GOING?

>> LOVE HAVING MY OWN HOUSE.
YEAH, I MEAN, THIS IS MY FIRST

PLACE REALLY TO MYSELF
I HAD HAD LIKE A STUDIO

APARTMENT IN HOLLYWOOD WHEN I
FIRST MOVED TO L. A., AND YOU

KNOW, LIKE A 400 SQUARE FOOT
STUDIO

>> Jimmy: YEP.
>> AND WHEN I MOVED TO CANADA,

I HAD TO PUT EVERYTHING IN A
A STORAGE UNIT, SO I BOUGHT

THIS HOUSE, AND I HAD JUST A
A TINY BOX OF STORAGE UNIT

STUFF TO PUT IN IT
SO I WAS IN A VERY EMPTY HOUSE

FOR A WHILE.
>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO SAY,

YEAH
>> SLOWLY ACCUMULATED THINGS

THOUGH
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LIVED IN A

A STUDIO THAT ‐‐ AND JUST PILES
OF STUFF WERE JUST PILED AROUND

ME SO MUCH
I'M NOT REALLY A HOARDER, SO I

DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THE
STUFF WAS BUT MAYBE I WAS.

BUT THERE WAS ONE SPOT IN MY
APARTMENT WHERE I COULD

ACTUALLY JUST PUT MY ARMS OUT.
I WAS LIKE ‐

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT
OF THE TV.

YEAH, THAT'S A STUDIO RIGHT
THERE.

I COULD TOUCH MY BATHROOM DOOR
AND I COOK YOU BACON AND EGGS

RIGHT HERE WITHOUT MOVING AT
ALL.

IT WAS SMALL BUT I LOVED IT.
I HAD SO MUCH FUN THERE AND IT

WAS GREAT.
>> I KNOW.

>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN
HOUSE, THAT'S IT

THIS IS THE BEGINNING.
THIS IS A NEW, NEW, NEW

CHAPTER.
IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME,

BUDDY.
CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE,
I'M EXCITED.

YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: AND NOW YOU'RE

LEAVING SOON BECAUSE YOU'RE
GOING TO START FILMING

"RIVERDALE" AGAIN.
>> YEAH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO BACK

IN A COUPLE OF DAYS TO START ‐‐
WELL I HAVE TO QUARANTINE FOR

TWO WEEKS.
>> Jimmy: YEP.

>> BUT THEN WE ARE STARTING OUR
SEASON FIVE.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU FINISH LAST
SEASON

>> NO, WE FINISHED, WE HAD
2 1/2 EPISODES LEFT.

SO WE STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF
AN EPISODE

SO WHEN WE GO BACK, WE HAVE TO
FINISH THREE DAYS OF ONE

EPISODE THAT WE WERE FILMING IN
MARCH.

SO WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE
SIGNIFICANTLY TANNER, MAYBE

I'VE GAINED WEIGHT DURING
QUARANTINE SO I'LL LOOK

A LITTLE DIFFERENT
[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S LIKE, IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE FIVE MONTHS.

IT DID MAKE QUITE A DIFFERENCE
I FEEL LIKE IT WILL BE VERY

EASY TO TELL WHEN WAS MARCH AND
WHEN WE FILMED IN SEPTEMBER.

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED?
ARE YOU NERVOUS TO GET BACK TO

WORK
>> I'M EXCITED

IT WILL BE NICE TO HAVE
A ROUTINE AND A SCHEDULE AGAIN

BUT ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THERE IS

SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THAT.
>> I GUESS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT

TO EXPECT IN THIS COVID WORLD
WHEN IT COMES TO SHOOTING.

I HOPE IT DOESN'T, YOU KNOW,
TAKE THE FUN AWAY FROM A DAY ON

SET.
I HOPE IT DOESN'T.

>> Jimmy: YEAH
IF THEY DO IT THE RIGHT WAY,

YOU COULD STILL HAVE FUN
I MEAN, RIGHT NOW I'M IN A

A STUDIO TOTALLY ALONE, THERE'S
NOT EVEN ANOTHER HUMAN, AND

THAT'S A BLAST
>> SURE, YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT

TIME
>> Jimmy: I'M HAVING THE BEST

TIME, ARE YOU KIDDING?
[ LAUGHTER ]

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE
NEW SEASON

SEASON FIVE.
>> SEASON FIVE

SO WE'RE TAKING THE FIRST FEW
EPISODES TO FINISH SEASON FOUR

TECHNICALLY.
>> Jimmy: YEP.

>> AND THEN SEASON FIVE WE'RE
ACTUALLY DOING A ‐‐ I BELIEVE

SEVEN‐YEAR TIME JUMP INTO THE
FUTURE

>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE

TEENAGERS ANYMORE.
>> Jimmy: OH, ARE YOU PSYCHED

ABOUT THAT
>> I'M PSYCHED ABOUT IT.

I'M LIKE, I'M REALLY PSYCHED
ABOUT IT

I THINK IT WILL BE NICE TO ‐
>> Jimmy: CHANGE

>> ‐‐ TO PLAY AN ADULT
>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> BUT I ALSO APPRECIATE THAT
ROBERTO, OUR SHOW RUNNER, WAS

LIKE YEAH, LET'S REVAMP, YOU
KNOW

WE'RE NOT JUST STUCK IN HIGH
SCHOOL FOR SEVEN SEASONS

>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY,
IT'S LIKE A LITTLE CHANGE.

A REBOOT
THAT WILL BE FUN

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR
MOVIE, "CHEMICAL HEARTS.

YOU STAR AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCED
THIS AS WELL

>> HMM‐MM.
>> Jimmy: HOW WAS PRODUCING?

WAS THAT FUN
>> IT WAS AMAZING.

IT WAS ‐‐ I'M VERY HONORED THAT
AMAZON, WHO PRODUCED IT, GAVE

ME ‐‐ KIND OF THEY WERE LIKE,
OKAY, GO FOR IT.

THEY REALLY TRUSTED ME AS
A FIRST‐TIME PRODUCER AND IT

WAS AN INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE
EXPERIENCE AND I DEFINITELY

WANT TO KEEP PRODUCING FROM
HERE ON OUT.

IT WAS A REALLY, REALLY FUN
TIME CREATIVELY, IT WAS VERY

FULFILLING
>> Jimmy: WHAT AN

ACCOMPLISHMENT
I MEAN, YOU'RE SO YOUNG TO

ALREADY BE A FILM PRODUCER
LIKE, YEAH, YEAH, I DID THAT

ALREADY, NO BIG DEAL
>> WELL, TRYING ON DIFFERENT

HATS
>> Jimmy: WHY NOT?

I THINK IT'S COOL.
DO YOU WANT TO TELL EVERYONE

WHAT "CHEMICAL HEARTS" IS
ABOUT?

>> SURE, IT'S A STORY OF YOUNG
LOVE OF GRACE TOWN AND HENRY

PAGE MEETING EACH OTHER AT
THEIR SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH

SCHOOL AND GOING THROUGH THE
TRIALS THAT IS TEENAGE LOVE.

AND ALTHOUGH I DO FIND THE
STORY ITSELF TO BE VERY

UNIVERSAL AND IT COULD HAVE
HAPPENED AT ANY AGE AND NOT IN

HIGH SCHOOL, I THINK IT'S
A VERY UNIVERSAL STORY OF

WANTING SOMEONE TO BE SOMETHING
THAT THEY'RE NOT

I THINK WE CAN ALL RELATE TO
THAT

>> Jimmy: YEAH, ABSOLUTELY
I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP

HERE'S LILI REINHART IN
"CHEMICAL HEARTS."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

>> OKAY, THINK ABOUT WHAT IT
MEANS TO BE A TEENAGER, OKAY

YOUR PARENTS PRESSURE YOU TO
SUCCEED, YOUR FRIENDS PRESSURE

YOU TO DO [ BLEEP ] THAT YOU
DON'T WANT TO DO

SOCIAL MEDIA PRESSURES YOU TO
HATE YOUR BODY

IT'S HARD EVEN IF YOU'RE A WELL
ADJUSTED KID FROM GOOD FAMILY.

>> OKAY.
>> SO NOW IMAGINE YOU CAN'T BE

WITH THE PERSON THAT YOU LOVE
LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET OR

WERTHER, OR YOU LOSE THE PERSON
YOU LOVE, LIKE HOLDEN OR

CONRAD
THERE'S A REASON WHY WHEN EVERY

AUTHOR FROM SHAKESPEARE TO
SALINGER WRITES ABOUT YOUNG

PEOPLE THEY CAN'T AVOID THE
TRUTH THAT BEING YOUNG IS SO

PAINFUL, IT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH
TO FEEL.

>> Jimmy: THANKS AGAIN FOR
COMING ON THE SHOW

CONGRATS ON THE MOVIE AND GIVE
MY BEST TO EVERYONE ON

"RIVERDALE," OKAY?
STAY SAFE, PAL

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NEXT TIME IN PERSON.

>> NEXT TIME IN PERSON
>> Jimmy: LILI REINHART,

EVERYBODY.
"CHEMICAL HEARTS" BEGINS

STREAMING THIS FRIDAY ON AMAZON
PRIME VIDEO.

MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" AFTER THE
BREAK.

STICK AROUND
♪

>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG
"THE WORLD IS CHANGING" FROM

HIS FIRST ALBUM IN A DECADE,
"UPSIDE DOWN 2020.
HERE IS BUJU BANTON.

♪
♪ A CEREBRAL REFLECTION

ALL GLOBAL SITUATION
CONSEQUENCE AND ACTION

HOW DI QUEST CAN BE BOTH ♪
♪ MIGRANTS ENTERING

ACROSS YOUR BORDER
WHILE SWEEPING OFF YOUR EART

DESPITES TO GET ♪
♪ THEIR LIVES IN ORDE

NUFF PEOPLES IN DI WORLD
WAN' PROFIT FROM

DAT MARIJUANA ♪
♪ SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PA

ECONOMY GWAN FAI
TOP OF THEIR AGEND

FOOD IS DI BIGGEST WEAPON ♪
♪ AND PLUS YO

MEDICAL GANGSTER
I SAY, THE WORLD IS CHANGING

NOT TODAY, NOR YESTERDAY ♪
♪ EVERYONE'S EYES ARE OPE

THEY CAN SEE CLEAR, OO
THE WORLD IS CHANGIN

NOT TODAY, NOR YESTERDAY ♪
♪ EVERYONE'S EYES ARE OPE

THEY CAN SEE CLEAR
WE'VE PAID DI ULTIMATE PRICE

LOOK AT WHAT WE DID ♪
♪ THE PALESTINIAN QUESTIO

HAS NOT BEEN ANSWERED YE
MECCA YUH MIDDLE EAST IS

NOW A TOTAL MESS ♪
♪ DESTABILIZING COUNTRIES

TELL ME WHO'S NEXT
FROM MASS INCARCERATIO

TO RANDOM DEATHS ♪
♪ HIS CARE THEY ARE SO UPSE

OUR VOICES SHALL BE HEARD AT
ALL COST WE HAVE SUFFERE

AND WE HAVE LOST ♪
♪ WHAT WE HAVE GAINED

SHALL REMAIN
THIS NATION WON'T BE

DI SAME NO NO ♪
♪ NO, NO‐NO‐N

THE WORLD IS CHANGIN
NOT TODAY, NOR YESTERDAY

EVERYONE'S EYES ARE OPEN ♪
♪ ALRIGHT, ALRIGH

THE WORLD IS CHANGIN
NOT TODAY, NOR YESTERDAY

EVERYONE'S EYES ARE OPEN ♪
♪ THEY CAN SEE CLEAR ♪

♪
♪

♪ HOW DI QUES
CAN BE BOTH MIGRANTS

ENTERING ACROSS YOUR BORDE
WHILE SWEEPING OFF ♪

♪ YOUR EARTH DESPITES
TO GET THEIR LIVES IN ORDE

NUFF PEOPLES IN DI WORLD
WAN' PROFIT FROM ♪

♪ DAT MARIJUANA
SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO PAY

ECONOMY GWAN FAI
TOP OF THEIR AGENDA ♪

♪ FOOD IS DI BIGGEST WEAPON
AND PLUS YOU

MEDICAL GANGSTERS I SA
THE WORLD IS CHANGING ♪

♪ NOT TODAY, NOR YESTERDA
EVERYONE'S EYES ARE OPEN

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT
THE WORLD IS CHANGING ♪

♪ NOT TODAY, NOR YESTERDA
EVERYONE'S EYES ARE OPEN

THEY CAN SEE CLEAR ♪
♪

♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO

BUJU BANTON.
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE

COME BACK, EVERYBODY
♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING

STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
♪

♪