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- Is that what I think it is?
- Oh yes, it is.
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- Aww, man.
- Ta-da.
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'Kay, so listen up.
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Listen up.
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When a stranger offers you
drugs, you say thank you.
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- Yes.
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- You know why?
- You said it.
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- Because drugs are expensive.
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You said it.
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You said it.
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- Fuckin' whore.
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Can you maybe not do
this right fuckin' now?
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- I'm done, Toby.
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- You're ridiculous.
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- I'm ridiculous?
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All this is completely ridiculous.
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You're just a bunch of coke heads.
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You're just standing around
flirting with these girls
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who are standing there like trophies.
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You're disgusting.
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- I'm disgusting.
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- Yeah, you've been high for two days
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and I saw you kissing that girl.
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You wanna know what your
friend Mark said to me?
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- Yeah, no.
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Not really but sure.
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Let's go.
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- He asked if I wanted to
go for a ride of a lifetime
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on his joystick.
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His joystick, Toby.
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- Are you really gonna fuckin'
do this again, right now?
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Yeah, I get it.
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You had a shitty childhood.
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Shitty.
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I had an awesome childhood.
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Awesome and I don't understand
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why I need to continuously
apologize for that to you
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and how you can just lay
blame on everybody else
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for your own insecurities, okay?
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That's just being a shitty person.
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It's fuckin' delusional, all right?
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Mark Anderson never hit on
you, I never kissed some girl.
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All I know is that it
doesn't matter where I am,
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what I'm doing or who I'm with.
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You end up being this
jealous fuckin' psycho.
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- Could you just lend me some money,
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so I have somewhere else to
stay for the rest of the week?
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I would appreciate that.
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- Seriously, that was your big plan?
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You're gonna take off on me
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and I'm gonna pay for your
hotel room somewhere else
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for the rest of the week?
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- I'll pay you back as soon as I get home.
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- How the fuck are you gonna do that?
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You can't even afford
your half of the rent.
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- Anything else you
wanna get off your chest?
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Can you just gimme enough money,
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so I can get a cab and I'll manage?
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- No.
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Hitchhike, fuckin' walk for all I care.
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Jade, I love you and
everything, but you're fucked.
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- Que paso?
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Is he breathing?
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- The hell happened to him?
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Jesus.
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- So this guy thinks because
he's got his face plastered
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across 20 million teenagers' walls,
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he can screw us over and tell our clients
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to go fuck themselves 'cause
he's too tired and hungover
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to make it to his photo shoot.
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So I ring him up and I get
him on the phone and I say,
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"Listen, you little bitch.
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"I don't care if it's your
poor mother's funeral,
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"you're making it for your photo shoot."
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I shit you not.
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I get in the car and I rip across town
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and literally kick down the
door to his parent's place.
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- 'Cause of course the fucker
still lives with his parents.
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- All right, who's up to bat first?
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- I got good
download, so that's on you.
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That's on you.
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- That's on you.
- C'mon, big fella.
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Show 'em what you got.
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- Work it, girl.
- Show 'em what you got.
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- Work it.
- No mercy.
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- Work it.
- No mercy.
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- Let's do it.
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- C'mon buddy, swing it out.
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- All right, check the
wind and make it count.
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Here we go.
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Here we go, here we go.
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- I want a fucking chocolate.
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C'mon, c'mon.
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Bring it here.
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- Ooh, look at this.
- Look at this, look at this.
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- You're outta your fuckin' mind.
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- Dude.
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- It's 200 miles away.
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On these roads, he's gonna bleed to death
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before we get to the hospital.
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We are not taking him there on our own.
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It's a fucked up, stupid idea.
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- All right, bro.
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- Hey, what's with the fuckin' attitude?
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- The whatitude?
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- Oh my god.
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- What is the problem?
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- You've been in bitchy mode
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since the second we left this morning.
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It's not my fault you don't
know how to change the tire.
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- I changed the tire.
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Okay, yeah if by bitchy mode
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you mean doin' everything you say
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and changing all of my plans
to suit you, then yeah.
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Sure, I've been in bitchy mode.
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I've been in bitchy mode
for like five months.
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- Okay see, that is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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You don't get to come here for free
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on a trip to tropical paradise
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and then whine about
Darcy and his partners
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like a spoiled little brat.
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- When did I whine about
Darcy and his partners?
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- When?
- When?
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- Right here.
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The text message to Brandon.
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- Don't go into my...
- "You're right, Brandon.
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"I really should be more grateful
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"for this amazing opportunity I get
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"to spend the week with my girlfriend
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"and a bunch of Hugh Hefner wannabees
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"who spend their time
funding plastic surgery
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"and buying drinks for
skinny-looking bunnies."
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- Don't go in my phone.
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You shouldn't go in my phone.
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- Skinny-looking bunnies, really?
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- It's just lock-worth property.
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- You do realize that you clean
windows for a living, right?
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- I do not clean windows for a living.
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I own 50 % of a window
cleaning business, okay?
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And unlike the Magnificent Six over there,
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I did not get it handed to me.
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I worked my ass off for this,
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unlike you who has
nothing working under you
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except for that big ass
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you're always showin' off on Instagram.
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It's not a big...
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You got a great ass.
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Goddammit.
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- It's called the A-sail-o Syndrome.
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Sooner you come to terms
with it, the better.
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I understand you don't want to admit
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you're just like your mother and I.
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You're right, Jade.
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You're not.
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You're much worse than
the both of us combined.
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If jealousy was a superpower,
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there'd be a whole comic
book collection about you.
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You can't mask the pain by dropping acid
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and make it all better.
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I could hear you begging from a mile away.
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- Stop it.
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- "Daddy.
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"Daddy, what should I do?"
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Like the feint squeal of a rat.
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That same annoying fucking noise you make
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every time you feel betrayed.
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- So how's
things goin' with Jade?
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- Yeah, we're not good.
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- Man, you brought sand to the beach.
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When are you gonna learn your lesson?
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- You're seriously gonna give me
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relationship advice right now?
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- Uh-huh.
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All boils down to
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four words:
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Be more like me.
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- 'Kay, there are many
things that I aspire to
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and none of them are becoming a manwhore.
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- You say that
like it's a bad thing.
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- I do respect you.
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I mean you're rich, you're successful.
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You're always doing shit like this.
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I mean you seem to sleep with
a different woman every night.
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No one talks down to you
or tells you what to do.
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- Is that really what you
think my life is like?
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- Yeah.
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- 'Cause it isn't.
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I mean yeah, I get laid a lot.
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I do have a lotta toys and cars
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and helicopters and jets
and threesomes and orgies.
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I forget where I was goin'.
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Oh yes, yes.
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My life is
way better than yours.
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- Jade thinks we need help.
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- What,
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in quoting a paranoid...
- Hey.
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- Ex-girlfriend who's
supposed to make me feel bad?
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- She's seeing a shrink, all right?
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She's tryin' to get help
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and it's not like I'm gonna
wait around for her to do that.
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Yeah,.
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- But it got me thinkin' that you know,
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maybe you and I should do the same.
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- It's a waste of time.
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I mean do you really
think that blaming dad
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or talkin' to some fuckin'
doll version of him
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is gonna make anything better?
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Forget about it.
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It's just not the hand we were dealt.
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Look, I won't be all
like big brother on you,
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but the bottom line is
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we are male whores.
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Deal with it.
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- Wes, you dropped this.
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Is that you?
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Wes.
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Dude.
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Feel like this fell
right of you, isn't it?
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- Yeah, here, here.
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So you're sayin' that
you actually told her
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that she could hitchhike
or walk to the airport.
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- I'm not givin' that woman another dime.
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- That's spectacular.
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- Hey, are you seein' this?
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- See what?
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- Like that up there.
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- What?
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What am I lookin' at?
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- I don't know, man.
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I must be trippin'.
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- I think what you did is
you looked in your pants
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and you realize you have an elf dick.
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- Elf dick?
- Elf dick.
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- All right.
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This is what you got
goin' on in your head,
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swimmin' around in there?
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- Mike, I just don't think you understand
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how hard I worked for this.
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- I do.
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I do understand and I know
how important it is to you
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and I will try and enjoy it.
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But next year, next
year we're goin' skiing.
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Yeah, we're not going skiing.
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- Why do you hate skiing?
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- We went through this, okay?
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I don't like snow and I don't
think any of my followers
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wanna see me wearing a ski
suit, so not happening.
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- Don't you just love
planning your vacation
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based on your girlfriend's
Instagram followers, Mike?"
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I do.
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I do 'cause there's nothing
more important to me
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than a bunch of fat losers who
think my girlfriend's sexy.
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- Okay, you know what?
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If this is your idea of
humor, then you can go ahead
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and get a ticket home right the fuck now.
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Because out here, nobody is laughing.
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'Kay, where are you going?
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- I forgot something in the car.
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- Okay, well hurry up.
260
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,162
I'll be inside.
261
00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:24,330
- Sure.
262
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,466
- It's gonna be okay.
263
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,793
- That what you told
yourself nine years ago?
264
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:40,130
- Fine.
265
00:19:41,114 --> 00:19:42,414
It's the drugs kickin' in.
266
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:47,963
- You're not fine and it has
nothing to do with the drugs.
267
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500
- I'm fine.
268
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,398
Just gonna relax.
269
00:19:55,399 --> 00:19:57,242
It's gonna pass.
270
00:19:57,243 --> 00:19:59,110
- Yeah, right.
271
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,057
- I hate you.
272
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,355
- I know.
273
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,530
- It's not real.
274
00:22:13,483 --> 00:22:14,650
It's not real.
275
00:22:18,235 --> 00:22:19,535
It's not real.
276
00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:29,868
- It's fucking real, Jade.
277
00:22:33,577 --> 00:22:34,872
It's fucking real, Jade!
278
00:22:34,873 --> 00:22:36,623
It's so fucking real!
279
00:24:14,812 --> 00:24:15,724
- Work it.
280
00:24:15,725 --> 00:24:20,657
Work it, girl.
281
00:25:45,018 --> 00:25:45,851
- Gorgeous.
282
00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:46,840
Look at your long, flowing hair.
283
00:25:46,841 --> 00:25:49,346
I love it, the natural
wind passing through it.
284
00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:50,180
Beautiful.
285
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,013
I love it, I love it.
286
00:25:51,013 --> 00:25:51,846
Yeah, keep it smiling.
287
00:25:51,846 --> 00:25:52,679
Keep it up, keep it up.
288
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,093
Yup, smiling, laughing.
289
00:25:56,094 --> 00:25:57,409
Ooh papi, you're so stupid.
290
00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:58,350
You know, all that stuff.
291
00:25:58,350 --> 00:25:59,307
Yeah, yeah, I love it.
292
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,300
That's good.
293
00:26:00,301 --> 00:26:01,489
Hey Darc, how do you say
294
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:03,040
I think I'm in love in Spanish?
295
00:26:10,618 --> 00:26:12,809
- You just called yourself a pig.
296
00:26:12,810 --> 00:26:14,969
- That'll make a
woman raise an eyebrow, Harry.
297
00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:15,970
- Yeah, I guess so.
298
00:26:20,613 --> 00:26:21,613
You fuck.
299
00:26:23,830 --> 00:26:25,430
- You gentlemen hear the latest?
300
00:26:27,370 --> 00:26:28,439
My little brother Toby here
301
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,199
just literally told his
girlfriend to take a hike.
302
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,509
I mean literally, as in hitchhike
303
00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:34,373
and walk to the fucking airport.
304
00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:38,239
He fuckin' threw her out because
she wouldn't stop bitchin'.
305
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,459
You know, my mom, she used to joke
306
00:26:40,460 --> 00:26:43,049
and call him a little retard
'cause she had him in the 50s.
307
00:26:43,050 --> 00:26:44,059
Well I'll tell you somethin'.
308
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,760
Yeah, he may be a little bit slow;
309
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:47,710
but much like us,
310
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,052
he'll never let anybody put a
fuckin' leash around his neck.
311
00:26:50,053 --> 00:26:51,083
- Good for you.
312
00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:54,209
But seriously, your brother
says good things about you.
313
00:26:54,210 --> 00:26:56,929
The company could use some fresh blood.
314
00:26:56,930 --> 00:26:58,749
How'd you like to sub in for Harrison?
315
00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:00,701
We're thinkin' of gettin' rid of him.
316
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:03,399
- Yeah, you might wanna wipe
that smirk off your face, pal.
317
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,689
Fisticuffs, huh?
318
00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,989
- Yeah, let's go, bro.
319
00:27:05,990 --> 00:27:09,346
I like it.
320
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,400
- You're pathetic.
321
00:27:15,310 --> 00:27:17,933
He's treating you like
trash and cheating on you.
322
00:27:18,790 --> 00:27:19,793
Everyone knows it.
323
00:27:20,770 --> 00:27:22,143
- It's just a stupid kiss.
324
00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,539
Barely counts as cheating, I don't care.
325
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:28,509
- Oh, but you do care.
326
00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:30,357
That's all you think about.
327
00:27:31,533 --> 00:27:32,623
It's in your DNA.
328
00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:35,279
And in every single one
329
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,133
of our family's psychiatrist reports,
330
00:27:38,661 --> 00:27:40,533
what did the good doctor call it?
331
00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:45,619
Oh yeah, morbidly distrustful.
332
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,530
- You're just projecting
333
00:27:46,531 --> 00:27:49,149
your own self-blame and fears onto me.
334
00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,150
I don't care.
335
00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:56,560
- Whatever helps you get
out of bed in the morning.
336
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,559
- Hey, have you seen Toby?
337
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,653
- Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby.
338
00:29:39,770 --> 00:29:40,870
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
339
00:29:41,930 --> 00:29:43,399
Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks
340
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,500
to get to the airport.
341
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:47,519
- Why don't you stick around?
342
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,319
You're much better off
out here with us anyway.
343
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,753
- You know, I'm gonna
actually prefer to walk.
344
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,339
Get hit by a car while I'm at it.
345
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,403
But thank you so much for the offer.
346
00:30:02,876 --> 00:30:07,269
Okay muchachos,
347
00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:09,719
who wants to go to town
and hit up the bars, huh?
348
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,899
- I think the girls and I
349
00:30:10,900 --> 00:30:13,121
are gonna stick around
a little while longer.
350
00:30:13,122 --> 00:30:14,637
- Ooh, you lucky guapas.
351
00:30:16,870 --> 00:30:18,523
Darcy, Harrison, vamonos.
352
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,033
- Yeah, let's do it.
353
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,329
- To be honest, they're
sayin' it really feels
354
00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:10,999
like you're goin' Vin Diesel
on us right about now.
355
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,129
- No, bro.
356
00:31:12,130 --> 00:31:15,249
Look, this is basic courtesy, right?
357
00:31:15,250 --> 00:31:18,302
I mean who brought them
back in the first place?
358
00:31:18,303 --> 00:31:19,136
Me.
359
00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:19,969
- No, come on.
360
00:31:19,969 --> 00:31:20,802
You're sayin' there should be ground rules
361
00:31:20,802 --> 00:31:21,635
of finders keepers?
362
00:31:21,636 --> 00:31:22,894
- Yes, that's exactly
what I'm talkin' about.
363
00:31:22,895 --> 00:31:25,069
Cute.
364
00:31:25,070 --> 00:31:26,499
- Anyway in that case,
365
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:28,705
I got the petite one, okay?
366
00:31:34,770 --> 00:31:36,079
- Are we really
gonna fuckin' do this again
367
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:37,080
right now?
368
00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,899
- If jealousy was a superpower,
369
00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,450
there'd be a whole comic
book collection about you.
370
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:45,846
- That's just
being a shitty person.
371
00:31:47,610 --> 00:31:49,553
It's fuckin' delusional.
372
00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:50,510
- Yeah, he's a cool guy.
373
00:31:50,511 --> 00:31:51,979
Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks
374
00:31:51,980 --> 00:31:53,080
to get to the airport.
375
00:31:58,410 --> 00:32:01,659
- You end up acting like
this jealous fucking psycho.
376
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:04,603
Look, I love you and
everything, but you're fucked.
377
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,429
- Seriously guys, what
does Wes have that I don't?
378
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:45,449
- 'Bout a foot and a half this way
379
00:32:45,450 --> 00:32:47,974
and about 80 pounds of muscle, bruh.
380
00:32:47,975 --> 00:32:49,286
- Yeah, well keep talkin' like this,
381
00:32:49,287 --> 00:32:51,937
I'm gonna shove a foot and
a half up both your asses.
382
00:32:52,979 --> 00:32:54,547
Yeah, that's right.
383
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:08,810
- Hi.
384
00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:09,810
- Hey.
385
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,023
- Wait, I know you.
386
00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:13,023
We met before.
387
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:15,469
You're Toby Hunter's girl, right?
388
00:33:15,470 --> 00:33:16,470
- Was.
389
00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:19,213
You're Tanya's boyfriend.
390
00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:22,133
- Yeah, I don't know.
391
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,285
Maybe breakups are contagious around here.
392
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,320
Where are you goin'?
393
00:33:30,810 --> 00:33:32,260
- Hitchhiking to the airport.
394
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:35,739
- You're what, seriously?
395
00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:36,740
- Yeah.
396
00:33:38,590 --> 00:33:40,539
- You know that's like 400 miles away.
397
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,540
- Yup.
398
00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,369
- The ferry
doesn't leave 'til 8 a.m.
399
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,370
- Yup.
400
00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:49,233
- Wait a minute.
401
00:33:51,970 --> 00:33:52,970
Hey, wait up.
402
00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:55,910
Hey, wait, wait.
403
00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,269
I'll come with you.
404
00:33:57,270 --> 00:33:58,103
We'll go in the morning.
405
00:33:58,104 --> 00:33:59,136
We'll get the ferry,
406
00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,777
but let's go back to the mansion for now.
407
00:34:01,261 --> 00:34:03,406
- That's very lovely of
you, but no thank you.
408
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:04,479
- C'mon.
- I appreciate you
409
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,029
tryin' to help and everything,
410
00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,269
but you are so much better off
411
00:34:07,270 --> 00:34:10,409
just tryin' to patch things up with Tanya
412
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:13,729
than spending it with me, so enjoy.
413
00:34:13,730 --> 00:34:15,133
- Why, what's wrong with you?
414
00:34:16,230 --> 00:34:18,480
Are you into roadkill
taxidermy or something?
415
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:24,853
Do you eat your own
skin, chew your toenails?
416
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,040
That's okay.
417
00:34:33,093 --> 00:34:33,970
- Guys, I'm Jane Goodall right here.
418
00:34:33,971 --> 00:34:35,963
- This is the coolest thing.
419
00:34:37,253 --> 00:34:39,609
- Look at how
he catches it, no problem.
420
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,039
He looks like Jerry Rice.
421
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,187
- Oh god, fuck.
422
00:34:43,051 --> 00:34:44,400
- Oh my god, this is great.
423
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:47,380
- Hey.
424
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,209
Goddamn, look how close we are.
425
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:57,939
- I actually just launch
it right into him.
426
00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,940
You want it?
427
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,902
- Little fuck, oh shit.
428
00:35:02,903 --> 00:35:04,039
- Hey, you're good.
429
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:04,970
You gotta relax.
430
00:35:04,971 --> 00:35:06,343
This is the best.
431
00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:10,123
- It's so good.
- This is the coolest thing.
432
00:35:10,124 --> 00:35:14,124
- We're surrounded
by monkeys right now.
433
00:35:56,510 --> 00:35:58,146
- You guys look amazing.
434
00:35:58,147 --> 00:35:59,069
- What're you doin'?
435
00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,330
- What do you mean?
436
00:36:00,331 --> 00:36:01,364
I'm filming.
437
00:36:01,365 --> 00:36:03,659
What you guys, you camera shy or what?
438
00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,919
As Roosevelt once said...
439
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,929
- Oh no, fuck off with
your fucking quotes.
440
00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:08,840
- Don't throw anything.
441
00:36:08,841 --> 00:36:10,599
Dude, just hear me out for one second.
442
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,849
All right, guys?
443
00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:13,666
As Franklin Roosevelt once said,
444
00:36:13,667 --> 00:36:16,016
"There's a better life and a better world
445
00:36:16,017 --> 00:36:18,699
"beyond the horizon."
446
00:36:18,700 --> 00:36:21,669
Now three of us, we've known
this for a very long time now
447
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:26,379
and to this day, we never
cease to expand our horizons.
448
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:30,719
And I'm proud of us and I'm
immortalizing the moment,
449
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,174
so shut up.
450
00:36:32,175 --> 00:36:34,242
- All right, you bring up a good point.
451
00:36:34,243 --> 00:36:35,659
I am proud of you.
452
00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:36,660
I'm proud of us.
453
00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:40,509
But we gotta do somethin'
about Harry's shirt.
454
00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:41,343
- Yeah.
455
00:36:41,344 --> 00:36:43,149
Oh good, I thought I was the only one.
456
00:36:43,150 --> 00:36:46,119
- No, this reflects poorly on us.
457
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,739
- Wow, you guys just been saving this up
458
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:48,573
the whole time, huh?
459
00:36:48,574 --> 00:36:49,939
- Dude, turn it
inside out or something.
460
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,007
- I think you need a few
more holes in that thing.
461
00:36:53,285 --> 00:36:55,849
- Bro, the chicks dig the holes, man.
462
00:36:55,850 --> 00:36:57,309
It makes it look like I got shot.
463
00:36:57,310 --> 00:36:58,753
- Ooh, you're a hero.
464
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,759
- You guys are funny, man.
465
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,750
- Peter Pan's in.
- Yeah, yeah.
466
00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:04,959
- He'd look so hot right now.
467
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,840
- Bring it back.
468
00:37:05,841 --> 00:37:07,029
- Come down off
this rock and say that to me.
469
00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:08,469
- Yeah, no I'm comin'.
470
00:37:08,470 --> 00:37:09,720
Always with the fighting.
471
00:37:10,690 --> 00:37:11,720
- The fuck was that?
472
00:37:40,261 --> 00:37:41,428
- Guys, c'mon.
473
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,015
Let's go.
474
00:37:44,016 --> 00:37:45,015
Enough games, all right?
475
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,483
Guys, come on!
476
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:09,829
- All I know is that
it doesn't matter where I am,
477
00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:12,489
what I'm doing or who I'm with.
478
00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:17,319
You end up being this
jealous fuckin' psycho.
479
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,219
- If jealousy was a superpower,
480
00:38:19,220 --> 00:38:22,563
there'd be a whole comic
book collection about you.
481
00:38:22,564 --> 00:38:24,069
- Mommy?
482
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:25,759
- Yeah, I get it.
483
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,849
You had a shitty childhood.
484
00:38:27,850 --> 00:38:30,066
Now that you call yourself a young adult.
485
00:38:30,067 --> 00:38:31,184
- Mommy.
486
00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,018
- And I don't understand
487
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:35,099
why I need to continuously
apologize for that to you
488
00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:37,631
and how you can just lay
blame on everybody else
489
00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:39,929
for your own insecurities, okay?
490
00:38:39,930 --> 00:38:42,027
That's just being a shitty person.
491
00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:43,172
- I love you, mommy.
492
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,170
I love you, mommy.
493
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,483
- It's fuckin' delusional.
494
00:38:54,484 --> 00:38:57,234
- I love you, daddy.
495
00:39:07,113 --> 00:39:10,705
- Hitchhike, fuckin'
walk for all I care.
496
00:39:13,270 --> 00:39:15,009
- Hey guys, that's far enough!
497
00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:16,010
Let's go!
498
00:39:18,260 --> 00:39:20,643
We're wasting valuable time here, guys.
499
00:39:40,930 --> 00:39:43,459
- Jade, I love you.
500
00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:44,460
I do,
501
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,960
but you're fucked.
502
00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:07,569
- Look at this, guys.
- Guys, I think I'm in love.
503
00:40:07,570 --> 00:40:09,939
- Bruh, it's like the
third time in three hours.
504
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:11,329
- Well we still got all night.
505
00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:13,099
- Yeah and I'm recruitin' mode, fellas.
506
00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:14,222
No rest for the wicked, all right?
507
00:40:14,223 --> 00:40:15,313
Just take some notes.
508
00:40:54,670 --> 00:40:56,620
- You're a fucking cunt, Jade.
509
00:40:57,660 --> 00:40:58,760
Just like your mother.
510
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:01,996
I despised you when you were 12
511
00:41:01,997 --> 00:41:06,049
and now the mere sight of
your ugly freckled face
512
00:41:06,050 --> 00:41:07,163
makes me wanna puke.
513
00:41:25,390 --> 00:41:26,531
- Hi.
514
00:41:26,532 --> 00:41:28,319
- Hey.
515
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,320
- Wait, I know you.
516
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,153
We met before.
517
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,759
You're Toby Hunter's girl, right?
518
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,949
I guess my deep flirt secret
519
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:36,246
is my life is not that interesting.
520
00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:40,103
I like to work, I like to travel a lot.
521
00:41:40,968 --> 00:41:41,968
- Where do you work?
522
00:41:43,250 --> 00:41:45,169
- I'm part owner of a
window washing business.
523
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:49,039
I bought it from the
old man we worked for,
524
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,619
me and my partner.
525
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:51,919
His sons didn't want it,
526
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,020
so he made us an offer we couldn't refuse.
527
00:41:56,090 --> 00:41:57,090
- That's awesome.
528
00:41:58,590 --> 00:41:59,590
- Yeah?
529
00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,189
Thank you.
530
00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,949
- Yeah, you're own boss.
531
00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:06,329
That's what we all want.
- Exactly.
532
00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:07,633
Tanya thinks I'm so lame.
533
00:42:09,510 --> 00:42:12,632
- Tanya works for people who tell her
534
00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:15,769
how much to eat and what to wear.
535
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,259
I don't think she has much room to talk.
536
00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,760
- So you're not a
fan of models, I take it.
537
00:42:20,617 --> 00:42:22,371
- They're not in my top 10.
538
00:42:34,397 --> 00:42:35,397
- Mike?
539
00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:50,023
- So go on, what
are you so fucked up about?
540
00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:54,270
You can tell me.
541
00:43:02,310 --> 00:43:07,033
- I think I killed my
father and now he haunts me.
542
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,520
- Really?
543
00:43:15,690 --> 00:43:16,690
- Yup.
- Why?
544
00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,377
I'm sorry.
545
00:43:20,570 --> 00:43:21,430
- It was a long time ago.
546
00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:23,023
I don't really remember.
547
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,236
I was just a kid.
548
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:28,163
- That's a lot.
549
00:43:28,164 --> 00:43:31,664
Yeah.
550
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:34,633
- Do you wanna know what I think?
551
00:43:36,140 --> 00:43:37,140
- Sure.
552
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:41,733
- I think you need to find
a way to forgive yourself.
553
00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,539
You were just a little
kid when it happened,
554
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:47,180
so it's not your fault.
555
00:43:49,837 --> 00:43:52,287
- You sure you're in the
window washing business?
556
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:55,179
- Yeah.
557
00:43:57,048 --> 00:43:58,129
But I also think that you can learn
558
00:43:58,130 --> 00:43:59,380
something from everybody,
559
00:44:01,317 --> 00:44:04,993
everybody who passes through your life,
560
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:07,743
even a lowly window washer.
561
00:44:10,852 --> 00:44:12,304
- That's a load of crap.
562
00:44:12,305 --> 00:44:13,305
- Yeah?
563
00:44:14,268 --> 00:44:15,101
Yeah, maybe.
564
00:44:15,102 --> 00:44:16,675
It's a good line though, right?
565
00:44:16,676 --> 00:44:18,689
It's a great line.
566
00:44:18,690 --> 00:44:19,979
Nailed it.
567
00:44:23,930 --> 00:44:25,209
- Guys, I'm Jane Goodall right here.
568
00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:27,193
- This is the coolest thing.
569
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,265
- Peter Pan's in.
- Yeah, yeah.
570
00:44:31,266 --> 00:44:32,629
- It's so hot right now.
- Bring it back.
571
00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,009
- Come down off
this rock and say that to me.
572
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:34,997
- Yeah, no I'm comin'.
573
00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:39,000
- Guys, c'mon.
574
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,539
Let's go.
575
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:42,740
Enough games, all right?
576
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,209
Hey guys, that's far enough!
577
00:44:49,210 --> 00:44:50,210
Let's go!
578
00:44:54,632 --> 00:44:55,632
- Harrison!
579
00:44:57,049 --> 00:44:58,049
Harrison.
580
00:45:00,650 --> 00:45:01,650
Harry!
581
00:45:31,607 --> 00:45:33,333
- See, that was the wrong choice.
582
00:47:04,390 --> 00:47:06,429
- It's over, Jade.
583
00:47:06,430 --> 00:47:08,080
But that's exactly what you want.
584
00:47:09,721 --> 00:47:14,721
You want to die.
585
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,879
- Let's call the cops.
586
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,713
- Really?
587
00:47:28,714 --> 00:47:30,439
Again, we're not callin' the cops.
588
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,619
- I don't see another option.
589
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:32,859
- Really?
590
00:47:32,860 --> 00:47:34,399
You don't see another fucking option.
591
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,219
Darcy, how do you think
this is gonna play out?
592
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:37,210
The cops are gonna show up,
593
00:47:37,211 --> 00:47:39,059
they're gonna find half a
million dollars worth of candy.
594
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:40,669
What, we're all then just gonna high five?
595
00:47:40,670 --> 00:47:41,503
You know, snort a few lines
596
00:47:41,504 --> 00:47:43,029
and then they're gonna help us Harrison?
597
00:47:43,030 --> 00:47:43,863
- What's your suggestion:
598
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:46,029
We stop lookin' and hope
Harrison shows up in the morning?
599
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,030
- Yes.
600
00:47:48,143 --> 00:47:48,976
Fuck.
601
00:47:48,976 --> 00:47:49,809
- You know, I really wanna be there
602
00:47:49,810 --> 00:47:51,963
when Carmen dry fucks
your ass with a cactus.
603
00:48:21,782 --> 00:48:25,307
- Shit!
- Go.
604
00:49:04,782 --> 00:49:05,865
- Okay, okay.
605
00:51:35,422 --> 00:51:36,422
- Help!
606
00:51:37,801 --> 00:51:39,519
Help.
607
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:44,520
Mike.
608
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,873
- Dude, what is goin' on here?
609
00:51:49,414 --> 00:51:50,581
What the fuck?
610
00:52:33,022 --> 00:52:34,022
What the?
611
00:52:47,246 --> 00:52:48,246
Fuck!
612
00:53:45,611 --> 00:53:47,561
You gentlemen hear the latest?
613
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:50,409
My little brother Toby here
614
00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:53,159
just literally told his
girlfriend to take a hike.
615
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,239
I mean literally,
616
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,439
as in hitchhike and walk
to the fucking airport.
617
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,239
He fuckin' threw her out because
she wouldn't stop bitching.
618
00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,449
You know, my mom, she used to joke
619
00:54:02,450 --> 00:54:05,019
and call him a little retard
'cause she had him in the 50s.
620
00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,029
Well I'll tell ya somethin':
621
00:54:06,030 --> 00:54:07,730
Yeah, he may be a little bit slow.
622
00:54:08,780 --> 00:54:09,740
But much like us,
623
00:54:09,741 --> 00:54:12,293
he'll never let anybody put a
fuckin' leash around his neck.
624
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:22,773
- Hey, have you seen Toby?
625
00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:27,223
- Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby, Toby.
626
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,260
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
627
00:54:31,290 --> 00:54:32,759
Not cool enough to lend you a few bucks
628
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,860
to get to the airport.
629
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,899
Why don't you stick around?
630
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:39,679
You're much better off
out here with us anyway.
631
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,153
- You know, I'm gonna
have to prefer to walk.
632
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,709
Get hit by a car while I'm at it.
633
00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:49,763
But thank you so much for the offer.
634
00:54:51,688 --> 00:54:56,629
Okay muchachos,
635
00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:59,069
who wants to go to town
and hit up the bars, huh?
636
00:54:59,070 --> 00:55:00,759
- I think the girls
are gonna stick around
637
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:01,860
a little while longer.
638
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:04,801
- Ooh, you lucky guapas.
639
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,286
Go.
640
00:56:02,898 --> 00:56:03,898
Stop!
641
00:56:07,523 --> 00:56:08,356
No.
642
00:56:08,357 --> 00:56:12,548
No, no.
643
00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:13,549
No!
644
00:56:31,628 --> 00:56:34,378
Help.
645
00:56:57,607 --> 00:56:59,857
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
- Go.
646
00:57:05,261 --> 00:57:06,261
- C'mon.
647
00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:54,113
- Let's go.
648
00:59:26,802 --> 00:59:27,635
- Goddammit.
649
00:59:27,635 --> 00:59:28,468
Goddammit.
650
00:59:28,468 --> 00:59:29,301
- Why'd you stop?
651
00:59:29,302 --> 00:59:30,675
Don't, Mike, Mike, Mike.
652
00:59:30,676 --> 00:59:31,676
Stop!
653
00:59:42,302 --> 00:59:43,594
Mike?
654
00:59:43,595 --> 00:59:44,718
Mike.
655
00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:45,552
Mike!
656
00:59:54,547 --> 00:59:55,547
Stop.
657
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,240
- Let's talk.
658
01:01:21,020 --> 01:01:22,089
- Let's not, Howard.
659
01:01:22,090 --> 01:01:23,090
Please.
660
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,633
- You're gonna call me dad, not Howard.
661
01:01:29,550 --> 01:01:30,583
And yes, now.
662
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,225
You'll do whatever I tell
you to do until you die.
663
01:01:34,226 --> 01:01:36,853
Is
that really what you want?
664
01:01:39,020 --> 01:01:40,020
- Yeah.
665
01:01:41,450 --> 01:01:44,549
- I'm your daughter, doesn't
that mean anything to you?
666
01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:46,560
- It did, but not anymore.
667
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,459
I'm done crying.
668
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:52,629
Now all I want is for
you to know how it feels.
669
01:02:00,030 --> 01:02:01,580
They're fucking with you, Jade.
670
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:07,627
They wanna traumatize you.
671
01:02:09,420 --> 01:02:12,805
We all want you dead.
672
01:02:59,387 --> 01:03:01,213
You never apologized.
673
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,793
You could've saved me.
674
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:05,780
- I was 12.
675
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,380
- You knew exactly what she was up to.
676
01:03:11,936 --> 01:03:13,154
- No, I didn't.
677
01:03:13,155 --> 01:03:15,625
And even if I did, what could I have done?
678
01:03:18,744 --> 01:03:19,744
- Run, Jade.
679
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:47,620
Second she closed that door,
you should've said something.
680
01:05:59,379 --> 01:06:00,379
"Mommy?
681
01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:06,386
"Mommy, why'd you close the garage door?
682
01:06:06,387 --> 01:06:07,916
"The engine's still running.
683
01:06:07,917 --> 01:06:09,477
"Daddy's gonna die."
684
01:06:18,992 --> 01:06:19,992
Truth is
685
01:06:22,290 --> 01:06:24,423
I always knew she did it intentionally.
686
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:29,203
You couldn't do anything
because you were too weak.
687
01:06:31,510 --> 01:06:32,510
And guess what?
688
01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:35,724
You still are.
689
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,642
You're gonna die, Jade.
690
01:06:42,643 --> 01:06:43,726
Just like me.
691
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,460
Finally.
692
01:11:10,069 --> 01:11:11,069
I hate you.
693
01:11:12,020 --> 01:11:13,053
You're pathetic.
694
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,579
It's in your DNA.
695
01:11:16,580 --> 01:11:18,296
I despised you when you were 12.
696
01:11:18,297 --> 01:11:22,219
And now the mere sight of
your ugly freckled face
697
01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:23,333
makes me wanna puke.
698
01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:31,569
- A friend of mine once asked me
699
01:11:31,570 --> 01:11:33,923
for relationship advice.
700
01:11:37,347 --> 01:11:39,247
"What's the best way to find closure?"
701
01:11:40,590 --> 01:11:43,090
Now there are three types
of people I really hate:
702
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,869
liars, cheaters and relationship experts
703
01:11:48,870 --> 01:11:52,457
who start every sentence
with, "Here's my advice."
704
01:11:53,420 --> 01:11:55,349
But now that I'm safe,
705
01:11:55,350 --> 01:11:57,039
I feel like I've earned my seat
706
01:11:57,040 --> 01:11:59,783
on the here's-my-advice-about-life.
707
01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:03,219
I actually only have two things to say
708
01:12:03,220 --> 01:12:05,369
and both I've learnt from someone
709
01:12:05,370 --> 01:12:07,020
who could've been a great friend.
710
01:12:08,370 --> 01:12:11,519
I really think we can learn something
711
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:15,439
from absolutely everyone
that crosses our path,
712
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:16,440
no exception.
713
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:22,940
Sometimes you
simply have no choice.
714
01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:26,079
You have to do whatever it takes
715
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,159
to get that annoying
boyfriend or that ghost
716
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,823
that's been forever haunting
you to shut the fuck up.
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