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Good evening,
I welcome you fo the third and final
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of the 2016 presidential debates.
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We either have a country, or we don't.
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Rounding up
people who are undocumented...
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We have some bad hombres here.
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Is an idea
that is not in keeping
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- with who we are as a nation.
- / tell it like it is.
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I'm happy fo compare
my 30 years of experience...
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7he one thing you have over me
is experience, but it's bad experience.
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We are going to make America great again
and it has fo start now.
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I hope you will give me
a chance fo serve as your president.
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Donald Trump fold
the American people the truth tonight
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as he always does.
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Hillary Clinton
is the real outsider.
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Look, whatever you think you saw tonight...
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You didn't. You actually saw what I saw,
and I think that the American people...
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- Would agree with me.
- As long as I say it repeatedly, doggedly.
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And with unearned confidence.
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I lie.
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I am lying to you.
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And you know I lie.
I'm actually in this position
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because of how effectively I lie to you.
Are we clear?
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We call this the spin room, without shame.
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Spinning is something you do
to disorient people.
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And you all know that
and yet, here we are.
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What a wonderful play we're putting on.
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Thank you all so much.
And fuck you, America.
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I look forward to lying to you
in the future.
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See you at the bar.
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Thank you.
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Shock waves across America.
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The surprise victory
defied preelection polling.
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Tectonic plates shifting,
9.5 on the Richter scale earthquake.
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So thats just a snapshot of
the reaction we're getting this morning.
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We're still trying fo get our good old pal
Gary zimmer fo talk fo us.
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He's probably
halfway to Canada by now.
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Yeah, maybe halfway
lo Canadian club.
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/'d love to ask this guy
what the hell he was thinking.
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How did they blow this election?
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Hey, guys, did you find the clip?
You got it? Okay.
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This is our good friend Gary zimmer,
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grand old consigliere
of the clinfon campaign,
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not even a week ago on this program.
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- So you're confident?
- Oh, no question.
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Hillary's made her case.
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She is the most qualified
presidential candidate,
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certainly in my lifetime... maybe ever.
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Donald Trump will not be president.
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Well, he is
doing well in the south.
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So maybe he can be
President of the confederacy.
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But Ohio, Michigan,
Pennsylvania...
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Mika, he's not
winning Pennsylvania,
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he's not winning Michigan.
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That rust belt blue wall
is impenetrable. If holds.
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“/ guarantee.”
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Well, you decided fo spend
almost no time there campaigning.
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Was that a carville impression?
All right, so wait a minute.
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- Tommy, try Gary again.
- Google, off.
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- We have faith Brewster on the line.
- Hey, Google, off.
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Sorry,
power controls is not yet supported.
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Phone lady, decline.
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- Try asking again in a different way.
- Hang up.
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Hey, Google, tell phone lady to hang up.
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Sorry,
I'm not sure how fo help with that yet.
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- Off, off! Hey, Google, disengage!
- Sorry, I'm still not sure about that.
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- Songs aren't available on siriusxm.
- Abort! Everybody, shut up!
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Try asking again in a different way.
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J» you always won
every time you placed a bet
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j» you're still damn good
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j' no one's gotten to you yet »
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j» every time they were sure
they had you caught »
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j» you were quicker than they thought
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j» you'd just turn your back and walk »
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j» and your're still the same j»
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- » [ Caught up with you yesteraay »
- Still the same, still the same »
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j» moving game to game j»
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j» no one standing in your way »
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j» turning on the charm »
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- »» long enough to get you by »
- Still the same, still the same j»
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d> you're still the same »
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j» you still aim high »
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> still the same, still the same j»
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J» there's been a load of compromisin'»
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j» on the road to my horizon »
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j» but I'm gonna be »
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> where the lights are shinin' on me »
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j like a rhinestone cowboy j»
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j riding out on a horse
in a star-spangled rodeo »
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j like a rhinestone cowboy j»
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j» getting cards and letters
from people I don't even know »
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j» and offers comin' over the phone »
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Can I get a motion fo vote
on resolution 1217, requiring
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a valid Wisconsin driver's license
or proof of us citizenship
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to qualify for any state
or municipality program or benefit
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such as food stamps, welfare,
and so on and so forth.
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- So moved.
- Second.
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- Second.
- I have a second. It's time...
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- Excuse me, fellas.
- Jack, I already told you.
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You can widen the easement on Hamburg,
just leave enough...
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Actually, it's about that resolution
you're thinking about passing.
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With all due respect, colonel,
that discussion has ended.
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Yeah. Yeah, so I heard. But, uh...
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The thing is that, um... it's a bad idea.
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- You can't...
- Okay, well, I already seconded it.
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- But, whatever.
- I know we're in a bad spot, but...
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You can't bring it back
by throwing these people under the bus.
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We're not throwing anybody
under anything, Jack.
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Money was tight when the base
was still open, but now...
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I mean, we just gotta be smart.
We got to eliminate cheating the programs.
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There's not a damn soul
using those programs
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that doesn't need 'em and you know it.
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And all they need to do is produce
the acceptable ID and the benefits will...
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- And you know they can't do that.
- Well... I don't make the rules, Jack.
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I mean, I do... I guess. Not by myself.
But this is over.
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Yeah.
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Okay, we have a motion
that has been seconded.
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- It is time to bring it to a vote.
- Uh, you know, just curious.
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You know when the river backed up,
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and the folks you think might be cheating
stood shoulder to shoulder with us,
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stuffing sandbags for three days straight,
ended up saving your store...
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- You check their ids then?
- Discussion's closed, Jack.
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You checking ids when they're bringing
food to the church potlucks?
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Walt?
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Enough, Jack. You had your say.
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Look, we got rules here,
but that don't make us bad people.
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I'm not saying you're a bad person, Billy.
I'm saying you're scared.
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Hell, we all are.
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Damn town went from 15,000
to five overnight,
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and business went with it.
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We're not bringing it back
by turning on each other.
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Corps taught me the chain's only as strong
as its weakest link.
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And father heuvel here
taught me that I am my brother's keeper.
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- Go back to that "weak link" part.
- Yeah, okay. Yeah.
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I mean, could this guy work?
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Corps taught me the chain's only as strong
as its weakest link.
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- Hmm. Pretty good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Father heuvel here
taught me that I am my brother's keeper.
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Whatever you do for the least of us,
you do for the lord.
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Looks conservative,
sounds progressive.
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The point is...
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It's easy fo be strong of character
in the good times.
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The fest is the bad times.
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If you can't live
your principles then, well,
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I guess they aren't principles,
they're just hobbies.
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Where is this again?
Wisconsin. Deerlaken.
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- Deerlaken.
- Mm-hmm.
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Gentlemen,
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this square-jawed paragon of americana
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is our goddamn key
back in the forbidden city.
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- Well, that's my stop.
- Sit. Kurt, sit.
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- Call me when he gets here.
- Nope, you're not going anywhere. No, sit.
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And we have Alan to thank
for bringing this man to our attention.
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It's Evan.
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Did I happen to mention that he is
a veteran of the us marine corps?
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- Yes.
- And a farmer?
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And did I happen to mention
that he's a widower.
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Impressive.
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A man who makes Joe the plumber
look like dukakis in mom jeans
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and a fucking easter bonnet
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in the reddest of counties in the great
now-swing state of Wisconsin is...
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A democrat.
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He's a democrat?
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Yeah. He just doesn't know it yet.
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Here's the idea.
I get on a plane and I go to Wisconsin
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and I use this guy to road-test
a more rural-friendly message.
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It's a mayoral race
in the middle of nowhere.
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I don't get how this helps us.
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There are two million rural votes
in these states alone.
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If we lost them 2.7 to 1
instead of 3to 1,
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we win, but we didn't even try.
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Their base turned out, ours didn't.
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If we find a candidate
to activate our base,
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if our African-Americans...
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And latino communities...
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- It's just latino.
- Show up, we win.
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We have to get the rural voters back
into the tent. Even just a little bit.
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Well, if it's all the same to you,
I'll stick with pandering
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to our special-interest groups.
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Thank you very much.
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S/, se puede. Si, se puede.
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I like the idea of expanding our base.
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Not taking any voter for granted.
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It does have some merit.
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Okay, so we'll make sure
a car comes here and picks you up.
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- And we'll make sure the driver is frank.
- Okay.
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It's a two-hour flight, but you'll gain
an hour when you get there.
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- What is that?
- The 7 series.
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It was the closest thing they had
to your Tesla.
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Just take a sharpie and write
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"liberal city douchebag"
on my forehead, okay?
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Come on, guys. “Yup.
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Um, accord?
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I'm traveling to America.
Explorer, neutral color.
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- And pack me like a conference.
- Davos? Ted?
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- Aspen, weekend package.
- Great.
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Thank you. Oh, and, guys.
You know what? Keep it simple.
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- Simple, no frills. Thank you.
- Got it.
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- Sure.
- Great.
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Although if the explorer has a bose
or a bang & olufsen sound package,
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if they have it, it'd be good.
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- Great.
- Gotcha.
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- Did they say anything about catering?
- Not yet.
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Those little mozzarella balls are great.
Yeah.
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- Caprese salad. Something light. Balsamic.
- Balsamic, all that jazz.
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Cool.
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- Nothing.
- Cool.
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That's fun.
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- Here you go, Mr. zimmer.
- Oh, thank you.
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7railing by three points
with time running out,
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the packers roll 68 yards
across the frozen field and into legend.
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With only three minutes to play,
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all the hopes and dreams
of an entire season
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rested on the shoulders of one man.
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J like a rhinestone cowboy »
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j riding out on a horse
in a star-spangled rodeo »
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this is fresh air. I'm Terry gross.
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Richard Rodgers and Oscar hammerstein
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had one of the most successful
musical partnerships of the 20th century.
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But / also think it's a canard
that hammerstein can't write funny songs.
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She's got a beautiful voice,
so let's hear her singing
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"everybody's got a home but me."
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Will you set the scene for us
about where this song fits into the show?
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Well, this young prostitute
has just arrived in monterey.
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Hello.
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- Evening.
- Hey.
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- What can I get ya?
- How about a bud and a burger?
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That sounds good.
Thank you so much.
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Sure thing. Coming up.
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Hey, Charlie.
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- Tough day?
- A long day. Traveling.
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- Oh, yeah? Where from?
- Washington, D.C.
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Man, I ain't been there
since like a school trip.
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Can't even remember
how many years ago that was.
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It was 29. Twenty-nine years.
Was it?
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Twenty-nine years.
Ms. heuvel's history class.
236
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,995
- That's what it was.
- Ms. heuvel's history class.
237
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,830
Security guards chased us out
of the space museum.
238
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,814
Well, we beat the dog shit
out of the little kids.
239
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:21,228
Well, you guys aren't missing anything.
It is a nightmare down there.
240
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,401
- Oh, yeah.
- No argument there.
241
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,069
Yeah. You can say that again.
242
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,480
- Mike staadt.
- Hey.
243
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,524
We call him big Mike. Yeah.
244
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:33,032
- People call me big Mike for some reason.
- Well, it's because... to tell us apart.
245
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,225
Because I'm... my name is Mike, too.
But I'm little Mike.
246
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,864
Hey. How are you? Gary.
247
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,995
- Nice to meet you.
- Gary.
248
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,123
Gary from D.C. D.C. Gary.
249
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,128
He likes to give everybody nicknames,
250
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,819
so that's why he's giving you a nickname
right now, which I don't think...
251
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,505
- It shows friendship and affection.
- Yeah, but he doesn't need...
252
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,324
- If you don't like yours, I'll take...
- No, I'm fine.
253
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:53,340
- Well, I appreciate it, little Mike.
- Okay, thank you, D.C. Gary.
254
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,597
- Hey, this is our new friend, D.C. Gary.
- Hey. How are you?
255
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,894
- Dave.
- My name is Gary and I'm from D.C., so...
256
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,661
- That works.
- Well, welcome to deerlaken.
257
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,894
- Thank you.
- Ever been to Wisconsin before?
258
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,727
- I spent a fair amount of time in Madison.
- So that's a no.
259
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,320
That's not Wisconsin.
260
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,427
Actually, I'm here to see Jack Hastings.
Do you know him?
261
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,238
- Oh, yeah.
- Everybody knows Jack, the colonel.
262
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,069
Great guy. YouTube star.
263
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,114
We've got some rooms upstairs,
if you need.
264
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,245
- Sure, that sounds good.
- Tonya.
265
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,952
- Yeah, baby?
- This gentleman here would like a room.
266
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,709
Oh, sure. What do you need, hon?
267
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,634
- Uh, anything. Any room is fine.
- Okay.
268
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,713
If you have something on a high floor
with a king bed and a coffeemaker...
269
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,807
- Okay, everything is on the second floor.
- Perfect.
270
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:39,374
- They're all pretty much the same.
- That's perfect. I'm easy.
271
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,555
- Anything is fine.
- Take 206, it's the biggest.
272
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:44,857
- They're all unlocked.
- Okay. Thank you so much, Tonya.
273
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,398
- Hey, so, D.C. Gary.
- Yep?
274
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,946
- You ever been to the white house?
- I have.
275
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,024
What's that like?
What's that like?
276
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,826
- It's a lot smaller than you think.
- Really?
277
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,308
'Cause I don't think
we got by there on that student trip.
278
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,119
- Must not have been built at that point.
- Oh, that looks delicious.
279
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,292
Thank you so much.
Do you have a bottle opener?
280
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,121
- That's a... no, that's just a twist.
- Bud twist-off.
281
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,046
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I know.
282
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:11,155
- Maybe he does need a bottle opener.
- Maybe use your vest.
283
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,919
- Maybe European grip.
- I got it.
284
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,345
- There we go.
- There we go.
285
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,512
Cheers.
286
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,010
- Hey.
- Cheers.
287
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,341
- Cheers.
- Here's to you.
288
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,769
- Cheers.
- Budweiser. Mmm.
289
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,520
Mmm.
290
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,731
Mm-hmm.
291
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,978
You gotta be kidding me.
292
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,278
Okay.
293
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,574
All right.
294
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,377
All right! It's fine, it's fine.
295
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,045
It's fine!
296
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,664
All right.
297
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,751
And it's... fucking locked.
298
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,301
Goddamn it.
299
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,253
Shit.
300
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,882
Oh, fuck this.
301
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,930
Oh, deerlaken.
302
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,182
Love it.
303
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,275
Okay.
304
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,575
Everything all right?
305
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,078
- Yes. Hello?
- I/t's Dave.
306
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,905
- Yes?
- From hofbrau haus.
307
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,199
Downstairs? Yes.
308
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,831
- Oh. Okay.
- Everything all right?
309
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,755
Yeah, I was just looking
for a Wi-Fi password.
310
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,091
- Good luck.
- Case-sensitive?
311
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,385
No, good luck getting Wi-Fi.
312
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,592
You're better off using your phone.
313
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,674
- Oh, okay.
- Okay.
314
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,726
- All right, very good. Thank you.
- Sure.
315
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,558
- Goodbye.
- Night, gar.
316
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,875
Everything all right?
317
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,680
Hey, D.C. Gary!
318
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,560
Hey.
319
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:33,351
Good morning, Gary.
320
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,239
- Excuse me, Gary.
- Hi, Gary.
321
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,118
- Well, hello, Gary.
- Hey.
322
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,203
The Mikes told me
that you're up from D.C.
323
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,381
And I figured that you might be
on the hunt for some good caffeine.
324
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,674
Yes, um...
325
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,424
- Sure. May I have a...
- Coffee?
326
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,675
- A coffee.
- Cream, two sugars.
327
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,049
Not how I like it, but, good.
328
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,261
And if you don't mind, when you head up
to Jack's, can you give him this?
329
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,180
Jack, he gets a little cranky
if he doesn't get his linzers.
330
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,152
Oh, and I put a little streusel
in there for you, too.
331
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,103
Just made it. Still warm.
332
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:23,993
- Mmm. Okay.
- No, no, no.
333
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,695
You're saving me a trip, so...
334
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,914
- Um, okay.
- Okay.
335
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,750
- Bye, Gary.
- Okay, bye!
336
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,719
- Have a good one.
- Thank you! You have a good one.
337
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,681
Hey, guys, have a good one.
338
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,050
Hey, lady, have a good one.
339
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,015
All right. Is everybody
having a good one?
340
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,515
What the fuck?
341
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,118
Oh, my god.
342
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,241
Oh, fuck!
343
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,341
Oh! Fuck me!
344
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,884
Oh, god!
345
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,696
Mmm.
346
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,501
God! Aah!
347
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,799
Oh, god!
348
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,224
Sonny! Muffin! Stand down.
349
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,051
Oh. Hey.
350
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,974
You Ann's new delivery guy?
351
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,683
I'm sorry. I'll go back
and get you some more of those.
352
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:22,191
No, it's fine. I'll probably end up
giving them most of 'em anyway.
353
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,942
Um, okay. Okay.
354
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,278
That's an angry labradoodle.
355
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,081
Oh. It's really beautiful out here.
356
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:36,872
Really takes me back.
357
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,748
Are you a farm boy?
358
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:42,457
Uh, no. Political consultant.
359
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,215
Well, sir,
I saw your video on the Internet.
360
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,512
The town hall you busted up.
361
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,260
Um...
362
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:54,226
Your comments on the responsibility
to the least of us moved me deeply.
363
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,520
- Grab a bucket.
- And I'll grab a bucket.
364
00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,681
And here they come. Okay.
365
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:03,270
I think, increasingly, we have lost
the capacity to see each other.
366
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,527
Empathy for those
that we don't resemble.
367
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:09,529
Not to say partisanship has no place,
368
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:14,239
but certainly not at the level of toxicity
that our current debate incorporates.
369
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:19,836
"No man left behind"
is your ethos as a marine.
370
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:22,629
I think it's especially poignant
in this day and age.
371
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:26,755
Your words spoke to values, not identity.
So important.
372
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,389
Ohh.
373
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,487
It was Abraham Lincoln who said,
"an appeal to our better angels."
374
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,119
You came out of there pretty fast.
Did you wash?
375
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,054
Okay. Here it is.
376
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,151
I want you to be the Democratic candidate
for mayor of deerlaken.
377
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,517
Now, I know you probably don't think
that you're a democrat,
378
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,659
but after watching your speech,
I can assure you that you are.
379
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,364
And I would like to offer
my company's services to help you do so.
380
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,582
Well... I thank you.
381
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,791
You're welcome.
382
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,093
- No, thanks for the help today.
- My pleasure.
383
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,890
But all things being equal,
384
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,217
I'd rather not.
385
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:02,764
All right.
386
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:07,902
Can I... be completely honest with you?
No bullshit.
387
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,938
Be nice. My daughter's here.
388
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:14,651
That was your daughter?
With her arm up the cow?
389
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:15,985
Okay. Look.
390
00:24:17,665 --> 00:24:20,202
Democrats are getting their asses kicked
391
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:23,951
because guys like me don't know
how to talk to guys like you.
392
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,380
I really believe
that you believe what I believe,
393
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,174
that what is happening
in this town is wrong.
394
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,802
What is happening
in this country is wrong.
395
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,754
People are turning their backs
on each other.
396
00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:38,431
We are forgetting
that we need each other.
397
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:41,636
What you said in your speech:
"Strong as the weakest link."
398
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:44,563
Do you mean that?
Did you mean it when you said that?
399
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:48,063
Because if you did,
I think that you have an obligation
400
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,360
to try to strengthen those weak links.
401
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,187
And you can do it. You can do it.
402
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:55,615
You can do it in this sort of position.
403
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,866
You can help strengthen
those weak links.
404
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,370
You can achieve that.
405
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,293
Okay. All right.
406
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,003
You know what?
407
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,004
All due respect, colonel.
408
00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:20,842
Anybody can make a speech.
The real test is backing up your words.
409
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,643
The things that you said
to those folks in that meeting,
410
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,392
was that principle?
411
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,558
Or was that just a hobby?
412
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:31,314
Let me know.
413
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,188
Why does he need three guns?
414
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,173
Ow!
415
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,550
Ow, god!
416
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,136
I'm sorry if I startled you, sunshine.
417
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:09,477
Don't you people believe in locks?
418
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,559
Or privacy, or basic social contracts?
419
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,861
Yeah. Tonya let me in.
420
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,696
I told her I had something important
I needed to talk to you about.
421
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:25,039
- You'll do it?
- Under one condition.
422
00:26:25,459 --> 00:26:26,665
Great. Name it.
423
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,077
You run the damn thing.
424
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,914
I got the farm to worry about.
Don't have any idea how to even start.
425
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:36,876
I will have one of my top guys
make himself available to you.
426
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,552
No. No, that's not gonna do it. You.
427
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,390
The deal is you run it from here.
428
00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:48,016
I checked you out.
You got one hell of a portfolio.
429
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,603
So... deal?
430
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:01,409
I'd like a big clump of the cows
right here in the center.
431
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,612
- Do you copy me?
- Yes, sir!
432
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,540
Okay. If you can just move them
over that way.
433
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:09,833
Yep!
434
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,795
And if you can get some of 'em
to face front! Oh, my god.
435
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,998
Hey there, colonel.
436
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:17,792
Gary.
437
00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:21,135
Bobby, thanks a million
for coming out here.
438
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,215
- I'll certainly vote for you.
- Thank you all, folks, for coming.
439
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,846
This is just a quick kickoff.
440
00:27:26,937 --> 00:27:29,804
Let's make you look a little more
like farmer Jack
441
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,311
and less like
certified public accountant Jack.
442
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,480
- There you go.
- Okay.
443
00:27:35,988 --> 00:27:36,988
Oh...
444
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,608
No, no. That's okay. That's okay.
445
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,439
- Donny, right?
- Michael.
446
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,650
Michael, we can just boom him, okay?
447
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,869
The pole with the thing on the end?
Do you do sound, Michael?
448
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,702
Chuck does sound,
but he's at the lake with his family.
449
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,330
Okay. Well, that's too bad that he's...
That's okay. We'll just go without.
450
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,207
- Thank you, Donny.
- Thank you, son.
451
00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:57,665
Okay. Let's give it a try. There you are.
452
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,176
- And this is...?
- Why you are running for mayor.
453
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:03,472
Wow.
454
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:07,049
I quote patton... and Jesus.
455
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:10,386
Paraphrase. And you can't go to the prom
without a corsage.
456
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:14,314
Let's make magic.
457
00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:19,066
All right. Thank you for coming.
Can we quiet the cows, please?
458
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,271
Thank you!
459
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,819
Ladies and gentlemen,
colonel Jack Hastings.
460
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:29,821
So, uh...
461
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,240
I am colonel Jack Hastings
462
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:35,499
and I'm running for mayor.
463
00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,214
So, uh...
464
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:44,761
How we doing?
465
00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,972
All right, beautifully put.
466
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:53,012
Are there any questions
for the colonel? Anyone?
467
00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:56,682
"Bu eller?"
468
00:28:56,777 --> 00:29:00,065
- Uh, yes. Colonel?
- Yes. Name and affiliation, please.
469
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:02,567
- It's Dan.
- Name and affiliation, please.
470
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,402
I'm Dan?
471
00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:07,405
Go ahead, Daniel. Easy on the cows!
472
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,863
Um, yes. Mr. Hastings... colonel.
Could you say that again?
473
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,199
Because I don't think
my recorder was on.
474
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,829
- Do it again?
- Hey, you know what?
475
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,998
It's okay. We'll get it.
476
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,674
Okay, this one...
477
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,093
What I'm looking for...
478
00:29:25,806 --> 00:29:28,297
Don't put all the black ones
in the center.
479
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:30,804
He's running as a moderate, okay?
480
00:29:31,812 --> 00:29:34,804
And if you could get some facing this way,
that would be helpful.
481
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,934
More local news tonight
out of deerlaken.
482
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,812
Former marine colonel Jack Hastings
announcing foday
483
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,939
that he's running for mayor
as a democrat.
484
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:43,941
While braun may have
an incumbent's advantage,
485
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:47,775
political insiders say Hastings
is likely to give him a run for his money.
486
00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:49,138
Happening now, a major ballot...
487
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,198
Well, how much is this gonna cost?
488
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,455
You let me worry about that.
489
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:56,249
What I need from you are people.
Volunteers.
490
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,203
We got a lot of legwork if we're going
to make a noise in this thing.
491
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,663
- More coffee?
- Oh, I'm good.
492
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,841
No, I'm good, Lizzie. Thanks.
You know what I do need?
493
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:09,513
I need a couple buckets of that gravy
so I can take a bath in it.
494
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,306
It's so good. Delicious.
495
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:19,143
- My compliments to the chef.
- I'll let Ziggy know.
496
00:30:19,693 --> 00:30:21,729
Great. That oughta cheer him up.
497
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,688
- Just the check, Lizzie.
- Will do, Jack.
498
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,865
What's the deal
with the happy chef?
499
00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:33,071
Oh, Ziggy's all right.
He owns the place.
500
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:36,077
And he may be a bit peeved
about the election thing.
501
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,204
He's mayor braun's brother.
502
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:40,748
Why isn't this place called braun's?
503
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:45,666
A Hansen has owned this place
since probably... Korea.
504
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:50,008
Bobby Hansen started it,
his kids ran it for years
505
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,297
and had to sell once the base closed,
506
00:30:52,392 --> 00:30:56,180
but no matter who owns it,
it'll always be Hansen's.
507
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,933
Base closing really hammered this place.
508
00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,314
Yeah, it did.
509
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:04,268
More than half of our storefronts
are shut down.
510
00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:07,855
In fact, we're losing our high school
if we can't come up with the funding.
511
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:11,908
But no matter
what folks might wish for here...
512
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:16,655
"Vote for Jack Hastings,
513
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,270
'cause no matter what you wish for,
it ain't never coming back."
514
00:31:20,670 --> 00:31:23,628
- I like it. It's good.
- Well, I'm not gonna lie to people.
515
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:27,503
No, I know. I know.
I was just being witty and cynical.
516
00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:31,758
Can't win a battle if you're not honest
about what you're really up against.
517
00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,930
No, you cannot.
518
00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:37,930
Not enough for a bath,
519
00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,103
but you can get a good foot soaking.
520
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,017
Thank you. A straw!
521
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,813
All right, let's bring it in.
Everybody in.
522
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,820
- Ohh! Phone bank!
- Phone bank.
523
00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,867
Well, you'll get it next time. Okay!
524
00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:57,697
I want you to be upbeat.
I want you to be positive.
525
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,373
Active participation
is what we're looking for.
526
00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:04,248
Would they volunteer? Would they donate?
Can we drop off a lawn sign?
527
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,210
Would they donate?
528
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,337
Yes, write that down. That's good.
529
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,967
Got some sample scripts for you there.
Contact list there.
530
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,513
To the ramparts!
531
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,014
- That means, go. You can begin.
- Oh!
532
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,642
Now, you guys are my a team.
533
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:25,144
So first we're going to take
these lawn signs
534
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:28,022
and we're going to put them
in all available public spaces.
535
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:30,525
I want them visible,
but not obnoxiously so.
536
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:33,277
Isn't it a little early for lawn signs?
537
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,865
I'm sorry, she just, um...
538
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:41,540
'Cause just around here,
sometimes people aren't so keen.
539
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:44,868
But then, I do appreciate
that you got the signs made.
540
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:48,455
I mean, we've always used lawn signs.
They've worked for hundreds of years, so...
541
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,006
- Great.
- Yeah, let's just use 'em.
542
00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,000
Great. All right. Ann?
543
00:32:52,095 --> 00:32:54,006
- I want you to take the downtown area.
- Okay.
544
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,715
Martha, Dave,
how about everything west of 397
545
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,579
and, Diana, I'd like you to stay here.
546
00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,719
- Hello?
- To do...
547
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,805
Hi, this is Mathew,
and I'm a volunteer calling with Jack...
548
00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:07,562
Hello?
549
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,188
What are you doing?
550
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,694
- Zimmer.
- Good morning, Mr. zimmer.
551
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,193
My name is Michael,
calling on behalf of colonel Hastings...
552
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,572
Guys? Guys? Guys, guys.
All right, this is what's happening here.
553
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,903
You're calling off
the office contact list.
554
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:23,490
This is the voter contact list, so...
Yeah, I know.
555
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:28,169
I want you to call the voter contact list.
We're already voting for the colonel.
556
00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:31,419
Okay? Good. Let's go do the signs, too.
557
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,716
Oh, my god.
558
00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,918
Keep doing that, guys.
559
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,395
Gar! Hey, D.C. Gary.
560
00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,723
- Hi.
- Hey, gar, come on over.
561
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:50,058
Okay. All right.
562
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,435
- You got...
- Nothing, nothing, nothing.
563
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,320
That is a six. That is a five.
564
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,614
And a four. Look at that, and a seven.
565
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,191
I'm keeping it, baby!
566
00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,822
Ahh!
567
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,825
Hey, everybody. This is D.C. Gary.
568
00:34:02,916 --> 00:34:04,156
He's staying above the hofbrau.
569
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:05,661
- Hey!
- Good to see you.
570
00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,064
- Welcome to the ambassador's lounge.
- Thank you very much.
571
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,295
- Hear you're in town helping the colonel.
- Yes, I am.
572
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:12,589
- He's a good man.
- He is. He is a good man.
573
00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:16,251
- So, is this your campaign office here?
- This?
574
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,884
No, this is the ambassador's lounge,
575
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:25,561
an elite social club of the area's top
entrepreneurs, athletes and raconteurs.
576
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:26,682
It's a shithole.
577
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:30,599
Hey, guys.
Jack's already got lawn signs printed up.
578
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,025
Well, I gotta head out.
579
00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:40,609
Got a lot of work to catch up on.
Pleasure meeting everybody.
580
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:44,196
Hey, father, you want to go with him?
He might need a miracle or two.
581
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,783
This town hasn't had a democrat mayor
since la follette ruled these parts
582
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,460
and hasn't had a Democratic party
since the '70s.
583
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,710
It's gonna take a little bit more
than lawn signs.
584
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,382
Okay.
585
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,136
Colonel Jack Hastings.
Tempered by war.
586
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:10,768
A chain is only as strong
as its weakest link.
587
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,266
Driven by faith.
588
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,317
I am my brother's keeper.
589
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,365
A new kind of democrat.
A democrat for the heartland.
590
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:24,402
Jack Hastings, a reader kind of blue.
591
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,446
Paid for by real Americans for...
592
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,077
What are you up to, zimmer?
593
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:32,411
I am telling you, guys,
Jack could be the real deal.
594
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:35,042
- On a national level.
- On a national level?
595
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:37,249
It's like he's a cross between...
596
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:41,094
- MacArthur and elk jerky.
- Wait what?
597
00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:43,467
And one of those machines
that test grip strength.
598
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,721
- Sounds too good fo be true.
- Oh, my god.
599
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,764
Semicolon.
600
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,517
She took the bait.
601
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,102
It's on here, boys. Game on.
602
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:59,275
And let him be the star. You know?
Yeah.
603
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:00,401
So...
604
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,279
D> a little bit of Hastings all the time »
605
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,032
> we're gonna win the election
yeah, yeah, yeah »
606
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,204
oh, yeah. Oh, here I am.
607
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,577
Yes! Hello, party people.
608
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:14,958
Oh, 'tis a beautiful day to be alive
and on the vanguard of change.
609
00:36:15,048 --> 00:36:18,211
Who wants something to eat?
They're so delicious.
610
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,086
Okay.
611
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,298
What's going on? Why all the long faces?
612
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,722
Do you not see it? The billboard.
613
00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:33,930
The one on main with the giant
"vote for mayor braun"?
614
00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,140
Yes. What about it?
615
00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:38,693
- What about it?
- That's the McGregor Ford billboard.
616
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,190
Okay.
617
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:43,068
Okay, so it's been the McGregor Ford
billboard for probably 40 years.
618
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,490
God only knows how much it cost.
619
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:47,034
And it looks like braun
has taken over Jerry's old office
620
00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:48,737
as some sort of campaign headquarters.
621
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:50,868
Wait a second, wait a second.
Hold on, hold on.
622
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:55,248
Um, are you telling me that the mayor,
who's running for reelection,
623
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:59,297
has decided to advertise
his campaign for mayor
624
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,797
and he's doing it from a campaign office?
625
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:05,219
Oh, my god! Ohh, this is...
626
00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:08,514
This is overwhelming to me. Oh, my god!
627
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,967
I don't... I... what...
628
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,724
I have the vapors, I...
I'm hyperventilating.
629
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:17,399
- Why are these spoons just sitting there?
- You don't get it.
630
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,607
- Sorry! Sorry. Sorry.
- You don't get it.
631
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:24,321
Do you have any idea
how much that costs?
632
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,400
Well, that space is 3,800 square feet
633
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,780
and it rents for $20 a square foot yearly.
634
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,955
Prorated to two months is 7,600 dollars.
635
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,249
The billboard...
A little bit harder to decipher.
636
00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:39,045
But I'd say based on the location
and mayor braun's desperation,
637
00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:40,918
8k all in.
638
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:44,467
Design and printing included.
I don't know, maybe something like that?
639
00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:47,045
Well, there's no way
that braun's got that much money.
640
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:50,428
Unless... this little campaign of ours
641
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:53,430
has caught the attention
of the national republican party,
642
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:56,388
and they are sending money
and reinforcements.
643
00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,067
It's okay.
It's exactly what we wanted to happen.
644
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:06,615
They are scared. On a national level.
645
00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:09,534
They are scared of colonel Jack.
646
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:15,078
So we have to plan our next move.
Come here.
647
00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:17,954
Gather round.
648
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:20,037
We are going to need
649
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,669
something a little like... that.
650
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:33,259
- And you scroll down...
- There's a donate button.
651
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,682
Well, the money be just one clicky away.
652
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:39,813
And one clicky goes to where?
653
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,768
- Our website.
- We don't have a web...
654
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,240
Awesome.
655
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,197
Good slogan, right?
656
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,198
You've been one step ahead
the whole time.
657
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,871
Well, three or four.
But thank you very much.
658
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,371
- I will take that.
- Oh, wow.
659
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,022
Mmm.
660
00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,112
Mm.
661
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:32,074
Know how I knew you were here?
662
00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:34,493
Your pussy tingled.
663
00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:37,496
Semicolon on the billboard.
664
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,746
Classic faith Brewster over-punctuation.
665
00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:45,372
Look, zim, you all punched your ticket
on a changing demographic
666
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,377
and now whitey don't want you back.
667
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,878
Okay, Jeb, exclamation point.
668
00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,296
So why are you here?
669
00:39:53,975 --> 00:39:55,966
Because I enjoy demoralizing you.
670
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:59,473
Because crushing the last piece of hope
in your eyes really gets me off.
671
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,516
You are a twisted fuck, faith.
672
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:06,354
And you don't know Jack.
673
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,985
Please don't tell me that is
the campaign slogan you came up with.
674
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:16,536
This guy, zim, he's not the last jedi.
675
00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:19,615
And even if he were, I'd still crush him,
because that's what I do.
676
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,995
You realize in that analogy,
you're Darth Vader.
677
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,576
Whatever you say, nerd.
678
00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,207
It was good to see you. Yeah.
679
00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:26,458
You look fat.
680
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,085
Hmm.
681
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:35,593
Divine, Ann.
You have to tell me your secret sometime.
682
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:40,851
I would never tell you.
683
00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,142
Never tell her.
684
00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:45,564
Cream, two sugars.
685
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,692
- No, that's not how I take it.
- I know, but...
686
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,317
And here's some streusel I made for you.
It's still warm.
687
00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,218
- No, no. I can't.
- These are cookies I made for you.
688
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:55,262
- I'm getting fat. I can't do that.
- They're called "the Garys."
689
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,151
Thank you. No, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
690
00:40:57,246 --> 00:40:59,141
- Okay, bye-bye. Thank you.
- Okay. All right then.
691
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:02,205
- All right then. Bye-bye. Have a good day.
- Okay. Up all night for nothing.
692
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,686
- Coming back. Here you go.
- Just today.
693
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,543
- Okay.
- Thank you.
694
00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,872
- Bye-bye now. Bye-bye.
- Bye, gar.
695
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,090
Have a good one.
696
00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:30,477
Okay, good night.
697
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,108
Oh, hey. Good night.
I didn't know anybody else was here.
698
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,157
I just wanted to make sure
everything was set for tomorrow.
699
00:41:36,244 --> 00:41:38,485
I was just finishing up
the pamphlets on immigration.
700
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,119
Ooh. That sounds complicated.
I hope the small minds can manage.
701
00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:46,914
I'm sorry about that.
702
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,371
Sometimes messaging for the base
703
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:52,502
doesn't resonate
with the broader electorate.
704
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,506
Oh. Okay.
705
00:41:56,264 --> 00:42:00,598
So to flatter them,
you have to condescend to us.
706
00:42:02,228 --> 00:42:03,468
I get it.
707
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,896
Uh, no, no, that wasn't...
708
00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:09,148
That wasn't what...
709
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,647
Sorry.
710
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,407
How's your dad doing?
Is he okay? Nervous?
711
00:42:21,998 --> 00:42:25,286
- No.
- No? Well, why would he be?
712
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,788
He's been through a war.
He's not gonna sweat a fish fry.
713
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,369
No, he doesn't really get nervous.
714
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,001
Mm-mm. Just quiet.
715
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,294
Right.
716
00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,214
Runs in the family.
717
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,053
- Maybe.
- Ohh.
718
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:54,778
Yes, my mom was really more the talker.
719
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:57,196
She was...
720
00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,410
You ever know anyone
that just lit up a room?
721
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,451
Mm-hmm.
722
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,954
Well, she was that. Yeah.
723
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:11,369
She sounds great. Yeah.
724
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:16,132
So, why did your dad get involved
with all this?
725
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,881
I mean, why speak at that meeting?
726
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:23,715
Why run when it involves talking
and people?
727
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:29,770
I think he just loves
this town, you know?
728
00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:31,893
I think he'd do anything to save it.
729
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,941
What about you?
730
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:43,410
I guess I would do just about anything
to save him.
731
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:58,917
I'll just take one.
732
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,008
Hey, how are you?
733
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,181
Pamphlet? Vote for colonel Jack.
734
00:44:07,895 --> 00:44:09,476
Vote for colonel Jack.
735
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:14,641
Any kind of genealogy.
It's an incredible database.
736
00:44:14,735 --> 00:44:16,896
- Yeah.
- All your information is in there.
737
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:26,945
Hey, Gary.
738
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,906
Sorry I'm late. I was just waiting
for these to get finished.
739
00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,501
Beer koozies might be a little
more helpful than just the pamphlets.
740
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,924
How big is that booth?
741
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,347
- Faith.
- Gary.
742
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:50,143
You seem to be doing a brisk business.
"Deerlaken: Always."
743
00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:54,188
So, apparently "deerlaken dber alles'
was copyrighted?
744
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:55,915
Well, we were gonna go
with "I'm with him"
745
00:44:55,985 --> 00:44:58,101
until we remembered
how fucking stupid it sounded.
746
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:01,654
No, no, no. I love it.
I love the whole town genealogy angle.
747
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:05,450
It's got a real, bold
"you ain't from around here" flavor.
748
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:09,120
With subtle notes of xenophobia.
749
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,072
Not to mention the cognitive dissonance
750
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,533
that your booth is basically a love letter
to immigration.
751
00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,743
That's a great observation.
752
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,294
So all these people are hypocrites?
I'd run with that.
753
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,963
- All you have is fear.
- Now we're getting somewhere.
754
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,884
Twenty bucks says I do better with fear
than you do with shame.
755
00:45:22,970 --> 00:45:25,552
- Oh.
- Okay. It's all set, miss Brewster.
756
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,555
Thank you, sweetie.
757
00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,098
Well, well, well.
758
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,973
I'm really sorry, Mr. z.
I like working with you guys.
759
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:35,646
But I'm saving up for a car
and she's paying us.
760
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,473
"Yay. She's paying us."
761
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:41,277
Wow, way to stand up
for what you believe in there...
762
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,151
- M...
- It's Michael.
763
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,654
Michael. I know his name is Michael.
764
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,451
I know it. I was pausing
for effect. Michael.
765
00:45:49,538 --> 00:45:51,824
- Thank you, Michael.
- Character is destiny, Michael.
766
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,236
- Character is destiny.
- Don't listen to him. He's a jerk.
767
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,908
Ooh. Good burn.
768
00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:57,994
Jack has lived here for 30 years.
769
00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,297
You really think you can run a campaign
that paints him as a carpetbagger?
770
00:46:01,384 --> 00:46:03,841
Probably not. But I think I can run one
that says you are.
771
00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,509
- Beer koozie.
- Oh, my god.
772
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,381
Oh, Hastings koozie.
773
00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,431
- Yeah.
- Touché.
774
00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,682
That's right. That's in our booth.
What do you think of that?
775
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,888
What do you think of that right there?
776
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:19,269
Boom, boom.
What do you think of that?
777
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,104
- I don't...
- Ohh!
778
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,193
Sorry. Not you, dot.
779
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,572
Oh, dot.
780
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,663
We're not doing this. “What?
781
00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:21,956
Ugh.
782
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,379
You go through my stuff?
783
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:30,052
- Why here? You have your own room.
- I don't want to smoke alone.
784
00:47:30,139 --> 00:47:32,095
Oh, come on. Are... really?
785
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,184
- Lord.
- Ha ha!
786
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:37,476
Gary, I'm bored.
787
00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:39,603
Please, can we just forget it?
788
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,272
You've made your point.
There's democrats with calloused hands.
789
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,022
Gonna bode very well
for the midterms, I promise.
790
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:46,852
But can we all just go back to Washington
791
00:47:46,947 --> 00:47:48,938
and forget that we ever
made camp in a place
792
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:51,649
where the shit you skim off milk
is considered a food?
793
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,156
They are called cheese curds
and they are delicious.
794
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,783
- They're disgusting.
- And you can't make poutine without them.
795
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,830
- Come on. Please?
- Go.
796
00:47:58,918 --> 00:48:00,783
You can go. You don't have to be here.
797
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,120
I made these people a promise.
I'm a good person.
798
00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:06,752
It's your last chance, zim.
I'm gonna make a big deal of this.
799
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:08,833
Tons of press, lots of money.
800
00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,406
You're gonna lose and then you're gonna
look like a giant asshole.
801
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,920
Good. That's what I want.
802
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:16,549
Not the asshole, but for you
to make a big deal of this.
803
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:19,056
I want it to be a big deal.
It is a big deal.
804
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,347
- Well, let's make it interesting.
- Okay, why don't we?
805
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,433
The loser has to eat
the winner's pussy out for an hour.
806
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,108
You better grab a big old bib
'cause it's chow time.
807
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,023
Dick chow time.
808
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:36,695
'Cause I'm gonna win, and you're gonna
have to eat my dick for an hour.
809
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:41,199
And you know something?
That's a long time dick-eating wise.
810
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,038
A long time!
811
00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:47,037
To eat my dick.
812
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:57,641
In a dangerous world gone mad,
we need emotionally stable leadership.
813
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,846
Only mayor braun is stable enough
fo keep deerlaken safe.
814
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,603
To keep deerlaken, deerlaken.
815
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:09,527
I gotcha!
816
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:14,152
I'm mayor braun,
and I approved this message. Here.
817
00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:17,818
Paid for by traditional Wisconsin families
for faith and freedom.
818
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:20,874
What's that mean?
819
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:23,118
7hey've taken the office
just across from mine.
820
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:26,077
They're definitely ramping up,
so I'm gonna need the full crew.
821
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,126
If zimmer wants to take a stand
in turdsville, usa,
822
00:49:29,216 --> 00:49:30,922
I say we bury him here.
823
00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:35,511
Sorry. Not a turd.
Heart and soul of America.
824
00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,756
- Get me the nerdy guy from analytics.
- Who's that?
825
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:40,051
I don't know his name.
826
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:42,051
He wears glasses and plaid.
827
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:44,182
- Has a very complicated beard.
- Which one?
828
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:46,810
How the fuck does that
not narrow it down?
829
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,642
- God-fucking-damn it!
- What?
830
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,061
Then send me everyone,
by yesterday.
831
00:49:52,698 --> 00:49:54,529
/1 get on it.
832
00:50:06,212 --> 00:50:07,372
Sorr... hey, dot.
833
00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,335
- Gary.
- Hey, big guy?
834
00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,132
- Yes.
- We got a problem.
835
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,638
What's up?
Having trouble rounding up focus groups?
836
00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,215
- No.
- Shh.
837
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:27,187
I don't even know what to say.
838
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,974
Hey, hey, everybody!
839
00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:32,902
Do we know why we have dial-up
in this space?
840
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,445
Duffy had it upgraded
right before he closed his shop.
841
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:38,741
- Upgraded from what?
- Nothing.
842
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,990
Well, is there any way we could
piggyback Wi-Fi from someplace?
843
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:43,491
There's a place where the kids go,
844
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,789
and they do homework
and they play games and whatnot.
845
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:48,037
- I know the password.
- Okay.
846
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,418
Solving problems.
847
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:03,348
Listen, I...
848
00:51:03,852 --> 00:51:05,934
I don't think you're allowed to be here
849
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:08,763
unless you're on
official school business, so...
850
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,233
- Okay, look, officer...
- Tommy.
851
00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:16,358
Officer Tommy.
Um, we are with the Hastings campaign,
852
00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,940
and we're trying to get some work done
here... it's sort of time-sensitive.
853
00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:21,900
So, um...
854
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:24,954
Okay, here we go. Here is a pen.
855
00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,412
- And one of these beer thingies.
- Koozie.
856
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:30,538
Koozie.
857
00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,869
And, uh...
858
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:34,417
Thank you for your service.
859
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:50,437
Oh, for god's sakes.
860
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,190
Hello, boys.
861
00:51:54,987 --> 00:51:56,773
Gentlemen, these are children!
862
00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:58,399
- Hey.
- Hi.
863
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,610
- Great job, guys.
- Do you know what that looks like?
864
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,778
Sitting in your car?
A bunch of boys on a computer?
865
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,248
No, no, no. Thank you.
866
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:16,463
I see they sprung you
from detention, huh?
867
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:20,088
Yeah. Apparently, small-town hospitality
doesn't apply to Wi-Fi.
868
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:23,842
They're not too keen on strangers staking
out a school parking lot. Kids and all.
869
00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,218
Yeah. In hindsight,
that makes complete sense.
870
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:29,134
Guys? Could I talk to you for a sec?
Yeah.
871
00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:31,311
In my office? Come on in.
872
00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,855
Have a seat. You can leave the door open.
873
00:52:33,942 --> 00:52:34,977
Here's the deal.
874
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,439
Our opponents are pumping
875
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,986
way more into this
than I ever expected them to.
876
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:45,072
This rinky-dink stuff is not gonna fly.
We need to up our fund-raising game.
877
00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:50,240
Okay. Let's... sure, do you want to do
like a street fair or...?
878
00:52:50,334 --> 00:52:51,824
That's a good idea.
879
00:52:51,919 --> 00:52:55,628
No, it's not a good idea. Don't...
No, we're not gonna do that.
880
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,545
Have you ever been to New York?
881
00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:04,595
Oh, my god. Please unplug it.
Please unplug it!
882
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,764
Unplug it!
883
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,227
I'm just looking at the guest list here.
884
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,854
Great. Great turnout.
885
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:19,022
Especially considering the short notice.
Really good.
886
00:53:20,572 --> 00:53:23,279
Mmm. Ever have one of those?
887
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:28,945
- Green beans?
- Haricot vert.
888
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,914
Well, that's... French for green beans.
889
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,409
These are more delicate...
890
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,870
Thinner, more flavorful.
891
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:43,046
- I didn't know you spoke French.
- Mm.
892
00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,386
- Would you like something?
- No.
893
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:55,057
Is this too loud?
894
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:09,697
Hmm.
895
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:28,545
Richard and ginnie peeler are hosting.
896
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:32,224
He's a hedge fund swell, she's been
saving the Hudson for about 25 years.
897
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:35,018
Richard peeler? Yeah. Got it.
898
00:54:38,233 --> 00:54:39,894
Are you like 127
899
00:54:43,155 --> 00:54:45,091
it's not only that
the sand traps are deeper,
900
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,527
but the quality of the sand at...
901
00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:51,236
- Excuse me. Gary!
- Hey, dick. Peeler.
902
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:53,662
Gary. Thank you for coming.
903
00:54:53,749 --> 00:54:55,865
Oh, my pleasure.
Thanks for having us.
904
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,062
- We're really, really excited.
- We're excited.
905
00:54:58,086 --> 00:55:01,795
Jack? Jack.
I'd like you to meet Richard peeler.
906
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,943
- What an honor.
- Jack Hastings. Very nice to meet you.
907
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:06,674
- Thank you for having us.
- It's really an honor, yeah.
908
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:11,630
No, it's, you know,
the authentic thing here. I see that.
909
00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:14,216
It's amazing.
Can I get you something to drink?
910
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,721
Sure. What would you like?
911
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:20,648
Uh, I'd like a little... tea,
chamomile, if you have it.
912
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:23,684
All right. That's fine.
You want a scotch.
913
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,519
- Yes, please.
- Yes, I know that.
914
00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,568
Does this have alcohol?
915
00:55:33,205 --> 00:55:36,038
He's a criminal. Oh, thank you.
916
00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:38,790
He's a criminal, trust me.
I've done deals with him.
917
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,584
Our democracy is falling apart.
We're gonna lose it.
918
00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:43,503
Tom Friedman had a great line.
919
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,568
I like to say
he's the bitcoin of presidents.
920
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:47,278
Her whole dress line
was made in China.
921
00:55:47,302 --> 00:55:49,293
The man is mentally ill.
922
00:55:49,388 --> 00:55:52,505
- Fuckface Von clownstick.
- I'm mad. We should all be mad.
923
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,965
I mean,
what kind of person hunts elephants?
924
00:55:55,060 --> 00:55:58,803
There's not a whole lot of the...
What did you call it?
925
00:55:58,897 --> 00:56:00,888
- Farm to table.
- The farm to table.
926
00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:04,475
I mean, I guess it all kind of, uh...
927
00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:09,321
All goes from farms to tables
of some kind.
928
00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:17,993
We're so excited that you're
all here, and we are so thankful
929
00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:20,074
to our old friend for presenting us
930
00:56:20,168 --> 00:56:23,911
with another informative
and stimulating evening.
931
00:56:24,006 --> 00:56:25,291
Oh.
932
00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,748
You know him. You love him.
933
00:56:27,843 --> 00:56:29,174
And sometimes hate.
934
00:56:29,595 --> 00:56:31,711
Hate writing the checks, but, you know...
Yeah.
935
00:56:34,057 --> 00:56:36,139
- Gary.
- Thank you. Thanks so much.
936
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:39,093
Thanks for coming. And thank you...
937
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:43,681
Keep that going for the peelers, please.
Their tremendous hospitality.
938
00:56:44,359 --> 00:56:47,171
Listen, I'm not going to take up
too much of your time other than to say
939
00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:49,026
thank you all for being here.
940
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:50,820
One thing I do want to say, though,
941
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:54,571
is that colonel Jack Hastings
942
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,245
is the embodiment
of America's real greatness.
943
00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:02,075
Service to nation, hard work, faith.
944
00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:06,003
Republicans don't own those values.
Do they?
945
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,080
They don't own 'em. They can't.
946
00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,796
Inclusion.
That's the most important of all.
947
00:57:12,346 --> 00:57:16,089
But sometimes we get comfortable
in our own little ideological bubbles.
948
00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:19,471
I see them. You can't see them
necessarily, but I see 'em.
949
00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:22,394
There's a little bubble there,
there's a little bubble there,
950
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,597
and we forget to reach out,
951
00:57:24,691 --> 00:57:28,900
to find empathy and understanding across
952
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,194
religious, or racial,
953
00:57:31,281 --> 00:57:33,647
or just plain geographical boundaries.
954
00:57:34,242 --> 00:57:36,699
And I hope tonight changes that,
even just a little bit.
955
00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:40,487
So, without further ado,
956
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,699
I would like you to join me
in welcoming the next mayor
957
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,126
of deerlaken, Wisconsin,
958
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,871
colonel Jack Hastings.
959
00:57:49,341 --> 00:57:51,923
Hear! Hear!
960
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,387
Well, uh...
961
00:57:57,474 --> 00:57:58,589
Thanks, folks.
962
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:03,098
And thanks to Gary and to the peelers.
963
00:58:03,188 --> 00:58:04,553
Thank you.
964
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:08,766
Wow, this is a... great house.
It's a great house.
965
00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:10,020
Um...
966
00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:15,567
I see some of you are
967
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:18,241
wondering what I'm doing here.
968
00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:20,528
And...
969
00:58:21,999 --> 00:58:24,536
I think I'm wondering the same.
970
00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:27,121
Uh...
971
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,328
I guess that's the point.
972
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:34,792
Without all this,
you might never have met me.
973
00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:37,969
And I certainly wouldn't have met you.
974
00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:40,926
But...
975
00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,514
Uh, now we have.
976
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:49,689
So, um...
977
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,269
Um...
978
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,229
Colonel? Colonel?
979
00:58:56,324 --> 00:58:58,736
- Yeah?
- Gary zimmer, from the D.C. bugle.
980
00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:00,738
Um...
981
00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:04,117
Why should a bunch
of uptight upper westsiders
982
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:06,664
care about a little town in Wisconsin?
983
00:59:08,754 --> 00:59:10,995
Uh, it's hard to say.
984
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,043
I guess we're hurting.
985
00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:17,175
Looking for help from you.
986
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:21,304
What can we do to help?
987
00:59:21,391 --> 00:59:24,349
I'll take that. Money. Money.
988
00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:28,179
It's a serious question, actually.
989
00:59:28,857 --> 00:59:31,143
You know, our politics seem broken.
990
00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:35,477
Colonel, what do you see
as the system's greatest weakness?
991
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:43,653
Hmm. Well, I guess, for one thing, this.
992
00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:46,863
Here, tonight.
993
00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:51,285
And I mean no disrespect.
994
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,793
I just think this seems a bit crazy.
995
00:59:56,927 --> 00:59:59,964
I want to help my town.
I want to be mayor.
996
01:00:00,055 --> 01:00:02,467
Some town in the middle of Wisconsin.
997
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:07,889
So instead of being home working
on some smart things to help my town,
998
01:00:08,772 --> 01:00:11,058
I have to fly here to your town
999
01:00:11,149 --> 01:00:14,141
and convince you
that my town is worth saving.
1000
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,352
And that I'm worth it.
1001
01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:20,109
And that saving it is worth it to you.
1002
01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:25,698
All so you can give me some money.
Not for my town, but for me.
1003
01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:29,656
To help convince my town
that I'm worth it.
1004
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,044
I'm... I mean...
1005
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,424
I don't know, it just sounds so stupid.
1006
01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:57,025
Still crying?
1007
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,895
A little bit.
1008
01:01:01,032 --> 01:01:02,192
Mmm.
1009
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:07,657
You gonna do that all the way home?
1010
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:09,908
Yes.
1011
01:01:13,628 --> 01:01:15,164
Why?
1012
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:20,256
Because the seat belt sign is on
and I can't get up to hug you.
1013
01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,259
Damn, Jack.
1014
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:29,888
You walked in there...
Into the lion's den like that...
1015
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:33,561
- Daniel.
- Yeah. And just...
1016
01:01:33,648 --> 01:01:35,604
You told them. Straight up.
1017
01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,729
This isn't right, this is wrong.
The system is corrupt.
1018
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:42,108
"I'm out of order. You're out of order.
The whole damn system is out of order.
1019
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,530
Attica!"
1020
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,695
Money! Oh, god.
1021
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:52,872
Their money is the problem?
1022
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,450
Ohh!
1023
01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:58,287
- You should have seen their faces.
- I saw.
1024
01:01:58,381 --> 01:02:01,965
They ate it up!
1025
01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,258
We could have named our price.
1026
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:10,174
- Oh, no way faith matches.
- Why is that, now?
1027
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:14,432
Oh, because they are spending
to stop something
1028
01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,353
and we're spending to start something.
1029
01:02:17,859 --> 01:02:19,395
Hmm.
1030
01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:23,862
"I'm mad as hell
and I can't take it anymore!"
1031
01:02:25,116 --> 01:02:26,731
Ohl
1032
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:29,943
- Gary, you... green bean?
- No... no.
1033
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:31,824
Okay. No, thank you.
1034
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,998
Wow.
1035
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,953
I am telling you, he is the real deal.
1036
01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:41,834
It is like a Bill Clinton
with impulse control.
1037
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:45,543
Like a church-going Bernie Sanders
with better bone density.
1038
01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:48,003
- Hello.
- Here they are. Here they are!
1039
01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:50,631
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next mayor of deerlaken
1040
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,005
and his talented first daughter.
1041
01:02:52,060 --> 01:02:54,221
- Please join me.
- You are fired up.
1042
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:56,473
I am fired... why wouldn't I be fired up?
1043
01:02:56,564 --> 01:03:01,149
I am working with the future
of the Democratic party here.
1044
01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:04,444
Oh, your dad the other night
was transcendent.
1045
01:03:04,531 --> 01:03:06,897
He crushed it, and because of that,
1046
01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,153
I'd like to show you
the fruits of your labor.
1047
01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:13,536
Because he was so good,
I was able to hire...
1048
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,122
The a team.
1049
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:20,789
I am just kidding. They're not the a team.
Not that you aren't great.
1050
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,120
But this...
1051
01:03:23,842 --> 01:03:24,957
Is the real a team.
1052
01:03:25,051 --> 01:03:28,919
- I get it, but what are the numbers?
- I was thinking we want to open there.
1053
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:31,551
Continue the conversation here
and connect that.
1054
01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,132
You know Kurt lehman?
Polling and modeling?
1055
01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:35,342
- Yes. Hi.
- Hi.
1056
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,270
Gives us a window
into the electorate. Best in the business.
1057
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,473
When everyone was predicting Hillary
in a landslide over trump,
1058
01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:45,686
Kurt was the one guy who had her
just barely beating him.
1059
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,943
My models just picked up
the trend lines, so...
1060
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:51,012
If the election had taken place
a month or two later...
1061
01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,823
My numbers would have been
100% on the money.
1062
01:03:53,913 --> 01:03:54,913
Mm-hmm.
1063
01:03:54,998 --> 01:03:57,114
Wow. Impressive.
1064
01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,041
- Well...
- Well, he was the least wrong.
1065
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,827
Tina kuryev. Analytics.
1066
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:04,913
- She gives us a window into the voters.
- Good to meet you, sir.
1067
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,717
- Oh. I thought polling did that.
- It does.
1068
01:04:08,803 --> 01:04:12,136
He tells you how he thinks they feel,
I tell you how they really feel.
1069
01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,967
- People are liars.
- Here we go.
1070
01:04:17,062 --> 01:04:20,145
He can tell you how often
people say they go to church.
1071
01:04:20,231 --> 01:04:23,815
- She can tell you if they actually go.
- I can tell you if god is in their hearts.
1072
01:04:23,902 --> 01:04:26,143
- Oh, my god.
- Tina is in online analytics.
1073
01:04:26,237 --> 01:04:29,274
Can I just say,
we take deception into account too, okay?
1074
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,364
Yeah, polling is an art form,
1075
01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:33,817
but there's plenty of science
to back it up.
1076
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,324
Says the guy still calling landlines.
1077
01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,575
People tell computers the truth,
all right?
1078
01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,748
Their desires, their prejudices.
1079
01:04:40,835 --> 01:04:44,874
Every search, every transaction...
It's an unguarded private moment.
1080
01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:48,001
So there's no margin of error, you know?
1081
01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:50,755
The digital footprint is your true self.
1082
01:04:50,845 --> 01:04:54,963
But surely people are more complicated
than their online transactions.
1083
01:04:55,767 --> 01:04:57,348
Well, says the woman with three cats
1084
01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:59,642
and an intense search history
of the herpes virus.
1085
01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:07,771
One of the cats...
1086
01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,777
Is this legal?
1087
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,480
Law enforcement or in the eyes of god?
1088
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,640
With two weeks fo go until election day,
1089
01:05:17,664 --> 01:05:20,030
we have an update
on the deerlaken mayoral race.
1090
01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:22,036
The race between colonel Jack Hastings
1091
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,664
and incumbent mayor Billy braun
is tightening.
1092
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:28,497
Who here has been chosen as 527s?
Raise your hands, please.
1093
01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:31,424
One, two, three, four.
1094
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:33,502
Good. You all run super pacs now.
1095
01:05:33,596 --> 01:05:37,714
You are no longer associated
with this campaign.
1096
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:42,519
And as such, it is time to move
to your super pac location,
1097
01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,934
which is all the way
at the back of the room,
1098
01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:49,358
far, far away from the activity
of the campaign.
1099
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,396
Right now?
1100
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,236
I am not at Liberty to say.
1101
01:05:55,326 --> 01:05:58,614
The campaign cannot coordinate
with the super pac.
1102
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:01,283
So0... after the meeting.
1103
01:06:02,375 --> 01:06:06,789
J» you always won
every time you placed a bet...
1104
01:06:10,675 --> 01:06:14,167
Get me that fucking sat truck. Get it now.
They're going to out-communicate us.
1105
01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:17,337
Here we have an unusual cluster
of single women.
1106
01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,618
They're all going to get pamphlets
saying that the mayor
1107
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:22,349
is going to repeal the health care payment
for birth control.
1108
01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:25,929
What's this? - It's eight smaws.
1109
01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,891
Stay-at-home-middle-aged women,
29 to 54.
1110
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,146
Twenty-nine? That's middle-aged?
1111
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,695
Yes. Yes, it is.
1112
01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,774
Got to do it on the adjective.
"Safe" streets. It's not safe "streets."
1113
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:40,861
- Everybody wants safe streets.
- No, no. That's coming off a little angry.
1114
01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:44,384
- Did you finish those donor calls?
- Yeah, just about.
1115
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:46,533
I just always had a notion that farmers...
1116
01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,493
Sorry. Are you clicking your heels?
1117
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,546
Are you Dorothy?
Is there no place like home?
1118
01:06:51,633 --> 01:06:52,748
J» turning on the charm »
1119
01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,843
» long enough to get you by »
=> still the same >
1120
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:59,888
America's greatness
and god's grace?
1121
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,807
I'd go to battle for those two any day.
1122
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,886
Paid for by wisconsinites for
religiously-based compassionate empathy.
1123
01:07:12,487 --> 01:07:14,006
- Did you just sigh?
- Did he just sigh?
1124
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:15,645
Don't even get me started with sighing.
1125
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,823
Now here,
this cluster in blue have children.
1126
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:22,152
So, they're going to get pamphlets
saying "save our schools,"
1127
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:25,239
because it's 1950
and everybody loves pamphlets.
1128
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:28,166
Hi, my name is Jack.
I'm exasperated.
1129
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:31,586
Why don't we move on to the womams?
White middle-aged men.
1130
01:07:35,677 --> 01:07:39,090
J I had nothing left to say »
1131
01:07:40,348 --> 01:07:42,054
j» 'cause your're still the same j»
1132
01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:46,134
j still the same
baby, babe, you're still the same... j
1133
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,229
what's this?
1134
01:07:47,855 --> 01:07:49,015
Walt.
1135
01:07:50,024 --> 01:07:51,434
Is that an acronym?
1136
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,607
No, it is not.
1137
01:07:56,197 --> 01:08:00,281
Can I still bring baked goods
to the super pac location?
1138
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:09,247
No.
1139
01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:30,303
I'm colonel Jack Hastings
and I approve this message.
1140
01:08:30,398 --> 01:08:33,856
You want to come to deerlaken,
you'll have fo go through him.
1141
01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,732
Paid for by
powerful progressives for strength.
1142
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:41,113
So good.
1143
01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:44,113
Thank you so much, sir.
You're welcome.
1144
01:08:44,203 --> 01:08:46,163
- Thank you so much for your support.
- Thank you.
1145
01:08:49,667 --> 01:08:52,659
How the hell did she get
the bayou billionaires involved?
1146
01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:54,481
You okay? Do you need some help?
1147
01:08:54,505 --> 01:08:55,961
- Just fine. Yeah.
- Okay. Thank you.
1148
01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:59,382
She must have promised that they could
have the town smelted after the election.
1149
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,635
I'm just very impressed with all this.
1150
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,808
- You did the polling?
- Uh-huh. In fact...
1151
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:11,386
There it is.
1152
01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:14,348
- What is that?
- No, "who" is that. Elton chambers?
1153
01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:18,359
- The rocket man?
- The billionaire rocket man, yes.
1154
01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,021
- Jesus chr... I thought he was dead.
- He is dead.
1155
01:09:21,115 --> 01:09:24,528
No, no, no. A series of micro-strokes.
It's all good.
1156
01:09:42,970 --> 01:09:46,804
Sir Elton,
thank you so, so much for coming.
1157
01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,678
Everyone, this is the great sir Elton.
1158
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:53,469
Let's get through the pleasantries.
1159
01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:56,271
This is Jack Hastings.
And his daughter, Diana.
1160
01:09:56,359 --> 01:09:59,647
Hello, colonel.
1161
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,695
All right, well,
let's get right to it then.
1162
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:08,493
D> tell me, what is your position »
1163
01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:11,662
j» concerning the settlements j
1164
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:16,584
> of givat and shearim? »
1165
01:10:18,923 --> 01:10:20,163
uh...
1166
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,924
- I'm not sure I'm...
- Israel.
1167
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:27,136
Jack believes that sovereign nations
are entitled to self-defense.
1168
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:30,135
- Strongly.
- Strongly believes. Yes.
1169
01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:35,640
Oh! Ednal
1170
01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,973
"an election is a moral horror.
1171
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,559
As bad as a battle,
but without the blood."
1172
01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,736
That's George Bernard Shaw.
1173
01:10:45,867 --> 01:10:48,279
- Get the car.
- I think that went well.
1174
01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:51,327
- Seemed like a really nice guy.
- Actually, looked pretty good, right?
1175
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,745
- Yeah.
- Surprisingly robust.
1176
01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,950
- Elton chambers is in.
- Yeah! All right.
1177
01:10:57,044 --> 01:11:00,457
Making it rain. He actually has a machine
that makes it rain.
1178
01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:16,769
Excuse me. Gary? Mr. zimmer?
1179
01:11:16,856 --> 01:11:19,222
Mm-mm. Becca. Super pac.
1180
01:11:19,901 --> 01:11:20,936
Okay.
1181
01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:24,398
Big guy? We got a problem.
1182
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,532
Hey, everybody!
1183
01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,581
Hard at work, I see.
That's good, that's good.
1184
01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:44,539
I had a couple of questions.
The first is... what the fuck?
1185
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:48,343
What tactical genius in here thought
it might be a good idea to carpet bomb
1186
01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:51,387
a particular neighborhood in this town
1187
01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:55,387
with flyers suggesting
that colonel Jack Hastings
1188
01:11:55,478 --> 01:12:00,097
would make sure that contraception
is paid for by the government?
1189
01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,443
Uh, I did.
1190
01:12:05,530 --> 01:12:06,530
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
1191
01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:09,697
The data showed an unusually concentrated
grouping of single women in the area
1192
01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,025
who are deeply interested
in reproductive rights.
1193
01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:14,735
- And you know why that is.
- Well, why is not really...
1194
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,823
Because this concentrated grouping
of single women, as you put it,
1195
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,498
is a convent.
1196
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,951
They are nuns.
1197
01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:24,753
Which is how many of them
are going to end up voting for us.
1198
01:12:24,841 --> 01:12:27,048
"Nuns" of them. Zero.
1199
01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:29,250
It's not funny.
1200
01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:31,294
I'm not laughing.
1201
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,890
Fuck.
1202
01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:41,597
Well, I think we can appreciate the humor
in this very honest mistake,
1203
01:12:45,152 --> 01:12:47,256
- makes it a non-story, but...
- Brooke, Brooke, if I may.
1204
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:50,317
This is really just another
perfect example of the D.C. elite
1205
01:12:50,408 --> 01:12:53,992
coming into a place they don't understand
and trying to dictate how we should live.
1206
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:57,115
The democrat party can't win,
they're getting desperate.
1207
01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:59,367
They don't know us,
they don't want to know us.
1208
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,645
- And they look down on our values.
- No. No. That's "we."
1209
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,706
- You're D.C. elite.
- Oh, no. Actually, I'm from here.
1210
01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:06,900
Faith, I didn't know that.
You're from Wisconsin?
1211
01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,586
Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, no, "deerlaiken."
I'm from "deerlaiken."
1212
01:13:09,677 --> 01:13:10,677
What? Whoa.
1213
01:13:10,761 --> 01:13:13,218
Wow. So this campaign has been
a bit of a homecoming.
1214
01:13:13,306 --> 01:13:17,094
- It really is, Brooke. Thank you.
- No, no, no. That's a lie.
1215
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,425
- That's a lie. You're lying.
- No. It's...
1216
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,886
She's ly... that's not...
What are you even doing?
1217
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:25,599
Okay, well, as always,
a great and spirited discussion.
1218
01:13:25,693 --> 01:13:28,025
Thank you, but unfortunately,
we have to leave it there.
1219
01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:31,111
Coming up, we'll look
at more of this year's hot races
1220
01:13:31,198 --> 01:13:33,780
and how those will affect races
four years from now.
1221
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:36,200
Why do you even lie
about something like that?
1222
01:13:36,621 --> 01:13:39,738
Honestly, I... I don't even know.
1223
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:43,040
"I don't even know."
What do you mean you don't know?
1224
01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:45,413
You can't just lie
about something like that.
1225
01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:48,000
You just walk away?
1226
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:52,003
You just told America
that you're from "deerlaiken"?
1227
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:53,880
That's not even how
you pronounce it!
1228
01:13:54,889 --> 01:13:57,096
"Deerlaiken,” my ass!
1229
01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,507
Oh, my god.
1230
01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,598
She's a fucking genius.
1231
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,398
Oh, my god, I hate her so much.
I hate her.
1232
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:10,522
I hate her.
She said it, and now it's the truth.
1233
01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:12,983
Fuck me.
1234
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:30,004
- Come on, let's get out of here.
- Hey, Mikes! How you doing, guys?
1235
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,923
- Hello, everybody.
- Hey, big guy.
1236
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,298
Hey, Gary.
1237
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:39,631
- Burger and bud.
- Thank you very much.
1238
01:14:39,725 --> 01:14:41,636
That looks great.
Can I have one of those?
1239
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:43,061
No.
1240
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:47,230
- What you guys doing? Looking at some ads?
- Yeah. They're just taking me through it.
1241
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:51,059
Bio, very nice.
Education, that's important.
1242
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,485
Hey, are we sure
that we want to be doing this here
1243
01:14:53,572 --> 01:14:56,109
and not in faith's room
or the mayor's office?
1244
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,861
Because right now, I'm not sure
1245
01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:00,659
that our opposition knows exactly
what we're about to do.
1246
01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:03,988
And that seems unfair. No, no!
Don't put them away on my account.
1247
01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,449
Why don't we get
one of those overhead projectors...
1248
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:08,230
- Stop.
- That you have at a bowling alley?
1249
01:15:08,254 --> 01:15:10,711
So everybody here can see it.
Wouldn't that be good?
1250
01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:12,754
Kurt? Come on.
1251
01:15:14,635 --> 01:15:17,718
- Why do you talk to them like that?
- Mmm! Like what?
1252
01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,841
Like that, like they're idiots.
1253
01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,797
Well...
1254
01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,842
Listen.
1255
01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:27,019
I saw some polls.
1256
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,451
If we don't figure this out soon,
there's no way we're gonna beat her.
1257
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:33,267
Our demographics are so...
"Her"?
1258
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:35,648
- Who?
- Her.
1259
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:40,399
You said, "if we don't figure it out soon,
we're not gonna be able to beat her."
1260
01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:43,782
We're not gonna beat her candidate.
Braun. Mayor braun.
1261
01:15:43,873 --> 01:15:46,455
Herr... herr braun.
1262
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:49,033
- Herr, her. Same thing.
- Mm-hmm.
1263
01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:53,792
Look, Gary, I don't really understand
how you guys do things in D.C.,
1264
01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,486
but if you're gonna work for my father,
you need to treat people with respect.
1265
01:15:56,510 --> 01:15:58,296
"With." "with." “What?
1266
01:15:58,387 --> 01:16:01,299
Work with your father, not for.
You said "for."
1267
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,679
It's a semantic thing, but it's...
You know, it's an important distinction.
1268
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:13,308
Just so you know,
they don't actually serve
1269
01:16:13,402 --> 01:16:15,893
hamburgers and budweiser here
because it's the hofbrau haus,
1270
01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:18,229
so they would serve German food
and German beers.
1271
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:20,189
They've been patronizing you.
1272
01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:27,242
Just so you know,
1273
01:16:27,333 --> 01:16:30,951
I don't even like hamburgers or budweiser,
so I've been patronizing them.
1274
01:16:31,045 --> 01:16:32,330
- Okay.
- The whole time.
1275
01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,629
- Did a little switcheroo.
- Oh, and just so you know.
1276
01:16:35,716 --> 01:16:38,549
Congratulations.
Our campaign made the paper.
1277
01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:43,088
Oh, god.
1278
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,721
She's so pretty.
1279
01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,852
I bet she smells like pop-tarts.
1280
01:16:58,823 --> 01:17:00,529
Is he still looking?
1281
01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,656
You know, colonel Jack Hastings.
1282
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:04,324
- Military man.
- Absolutely.
1283
01:17:04,411 --> 01:17:06,197
- From the heartland.
- Yup.
1284
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:08,279
- No greater place in America.
- No.
1285
01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:09,374
- Am [I right?
- No.
1286
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,495
He is now part of the loony left.
1287
01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:15,123
Not just the loony left.
He's not just a democrat.
1288
01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:16,545
He has joined the...
1289
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:18,463
- Squad.
- Socialism.
1290
01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,041
Socialism.
1291
01:17:20,136 --> 01:17:22,252
Do you think it hurts our military
1292
01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:25,554
fo have one of their own
throw in with the democrats?
1293
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,599
I know that if I had served...
1294
01:17:30,729 --> 01:17:32,344
[ Wouldn't like it.
1295
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:33,519
Mmm.
1296
01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:35,310
Yeah.
1297
01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:38,730
Wow, that was a harsh segment.
1298
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,986
Cutting but fair.
1299
01:17:41,073 --> 01:17:43,940
It's like I wrote it myself last night
and sent it to them,
1300
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:46,821
and they read it verbatim like a scene.
1301
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,072
Go to bed.
1302
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,399
What is this? What am I looking at?
1303
01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,583
- Those are the...
- Why are we being outspent three to one?
1304
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,582
And how do white women not realize
they're backing the wrong horse?
1305
01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,527
- These numbers aren't solidified.
- Yeah, well, you gotta make it happen.
1306
01:18:00,551 --> 01:18:03,543
Or you gotta find me
some more fucking hispanics.
1307
01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:05,969
Where are my fucking hispanics?
1308
01:18:06,056 --> 01:18:10,095
I need some more fucking hispanics, Kurt!
1309
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,060
Hey, everybody.
1310
01:18:18,569 --> 01:18:20,025
Listen.
1311
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:24,651
I am profoundly disappointed
in the comments that I just made.
1312
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:28,026
My words and/or actions
1313
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,362
do not represent
who I am as a person and...
1314
01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,698
- A teachable moment?
- It is a teachable moment.
1315
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:36,124
It's something
I think we can all learn from.
1316
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,245
And in that way,
I feel like I have given you a gift.
1317
01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,152
- You're in my heart.
- And from this moment on, I vow
1318
01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:47,887
to make this office a color-
and gender-neutral work environment.
1319
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:51,052
That is my... are you gonna get that?
1320
01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:53,850
It's ringing off the fucking hook.
1321
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:57,918
- Hundred percent.
- What do you mean you're sure?
1322
01:18:57,942 --> 01:19:00,308
- I'm sure.
- You're sure or you're just pretty sure?
1323
01:19:00,402 --> 01:19:02,233
- One-hundred-percent sure.
- Okay.
1324
01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:06,064
Okay, Tina.
Better not be another nun situation.
1325
01:19:06,158 --> 01:19:07,158
[T's not
1326
01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,860
hey, is your dad here?
Yeah. Dad?
1327
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,491
- Yeah?
- Come on in, colonel.
1328
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:20,373
So, um... we can't win.
1329
01:19:23,634 --> 01:19:26,967
The people in this town
are pretty set in their ways.
1330
01:19:27,471 --> 01:19:30,463
And we lost the eight nuns.
That wasn't good.
1331
01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:33,139
So, we can't win.
1332
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:39,393
Well... you know,
we appreciate all you've done.
1333
01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:42,099
I mean, the campaign and...
1334
01:19:42,861 --> 01:19:45,102
I'm just sorry we let you down, but...
1335
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:47,980
Well, all I can say is thank you.
1336
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:52,948
- Really, Gary, thank you for everything.
- It was a hell of a ride.
1337
01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,996
Are you shitting me?
1338
01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,792
All I have to say is we can't win
and you're through.
1339
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,869
- You're out.
- You said we can't win.
1340
01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:06,173
Unless. We can't win "unless."
You didn't let me finish.
1341
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:08,967
We can't win unless it turns out
1342
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:12,592
that this town isn't the mayberry
everybody thinks it is.
1343
01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:15,804
I just got a little piece of intel
that's kind of intriguing.
1344
01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:20,513
So, the mayor's brother, Ziggy...
He had an oxy problem.
1345
01:20:20,607 --> 01:20:23,474
He was a roofer and got hurt on the job.
1346
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:26,561
Yes, well, what you might not know
is that the mayor...
1347
01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:31,282
Pulled some strings, kept him out of jail,
got him into rehab.
1348
01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:34,952
That is abuse of power, nepotism,
probably some clerical shit in there.
1349
01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,121
Come on, Gary.
1350
01:20:37,207 --> 01:20:41,291
- We're the good guys, right?
- Yeah, we're the good guys.
1351
01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,665
When they go low...
1352
01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:45,420
We go high.
1353
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,294
Unless we also need
to go low, apparently.
1354
01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,842
Only to keep those who would go lower
out of power.
1355
01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:52,419
So, when they go low,
1356
01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:55,472
we go higher incrementally
in relation to how low they went.
1357
01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:57,592
Regrettably, yes.
1358
01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:01,599
When they go low, we go almost as low,
but we feel worse doing it.
1359
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:05,148
You think they thought twice about
making your dad look like a pts nutcase,
1360
01:21:05,235 --> 01:21:08,978
and I'm going low because
I'm gonna tell the truth about the mayor?
1361
01:21:09,073 --> 01:21:11,064
His brother is fragile, Gary.
1362
01:21:11,158 --> 01:21:14,116
This town is fragile.
The whole area is fragile.
1363
01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,615
- Our democracy.
- Oh, stop.
1364
01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:20,038
We're not doing it, okay?
People are gonna get hurt.
1365
01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:23,333
I'm sorry, I really am, but sometimes
1366
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,787
good people have to do shitty things
in service of the greater good.
1367
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:29,047
Isn't that right, colonel?
1368
01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:37,514
Hey.
1369
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:43,137
Hey. Yeah?
1370
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:46,139
Gary, stop.
1371
01:21:49,696 --> 01:21:51,232
Is this politics?
1372
01:21:52,658 --> 01:21:56,697
It's not politics anymore, Diana.
It's math.
1373
01:21:56,787 --> 01:21:59,119
That's what an election is.
It's just math.
1374
01:21:59,206 --> 01:22:01,117
We need what they get plus one.
1375
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,240
That's all.
1376
01:22:04,086 --> 01:22:07,670
And if I can't get that by getting
more people to vote for your dad,
1377
01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:10,748
then I have to get fewer people
to vote for braun.
1378
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,235
Hi.
1379
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:42,203
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
1380
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,865
I'm so sorry.
1381
01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:53,753
- Hey, hey.
- I mean, we have the money we need.
1382
01:22:53,844 --> 01:22:57,837
We have more than we would need,
and this would... destroy your brother.
1383
01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:02,266
- And I'm just so sorry.
- Hey.
1384
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:06,428
You have nothing to be sorry for.
1385
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:10,732
You saved us, Diana.
1386
01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,854
Mm-hmm.
1387
01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:13,856
This place was done.
1388
01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:17,030
It's just another town
in the middle of nowhere, going nowhere.
1389
01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:21,285
And everyone agreed...
Yours was the best idea we had.
1390
01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:24,489
Unless you want to go back
to the two Mikes' idea of...
1391
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:26,369
Ostrich meat farms.
1392
01:23:28,086 --> 01:23:32,295
Diana, you moving back here,
caring so much...
1393
01:23:32,382 --> 01:23:34,293
I mean, this whole thing...
1394
01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,887
Well, I just know how proud of you
your dad is.
1395
01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,048
And how proud your mom would be.
1396
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:49,146
And how grateful
every single one of us are
1397
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,483
for what you've done
and everything you've given.
1398
01:23:54,363 --> 01:23:56,274
It's working.
1399
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,201
Okay.
1400
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,783
What do we do about Gary?
1401
01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,495
Whatever Gary thinks he's got...
1402
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,290
Why don't we just give him
something better?
1403
01:24:41,118 --> 01:24:42,118
Hmm.
1404
01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,055
No, forget the rehab thing.
This is bigger.
1405
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:45,910
Obviously, you can't use my name, so just,
1406
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:49,582
"senior official with inside knowledge
of campaign strategy.”
1407
01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:51,663
Yes, you are welcome.
1408
01:24:51,753 --> 01:24:53,690
- Tell me they're running it.
- They are running it.
1409
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,579
- Yeah, baby!
- Shit's gonna hit the fan.
1410
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:58,211
- Oh, feels good.
- Now, the word of the day is disappointed.
1411
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,509
We are not mad at the mayor.
We are not shocked.
1412
01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,615
- We're just disappointed.
- Yeah, I am disappointed.
1413
01:25:02,639 --> 01:25:04,701
- I'm disappointed, too.
- I mean, it's disappointing.
1414
01:25:04,725 --> 01:25:06,306
It is. You know what?
He's the mayor.
1415
01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,725
- He betrayed us.
- He betrayed us and it's disappointing.
1416
01:25:08,812 --> 01:25:10,097
- I'm hurt.
- But I'm not mad.
1417
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,894
- No, I'm disappointed.
- Me too.
1418
01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:15,270
Tonight we have this picture
of the alleged ten-year-old love child
1419
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,191
of the Wisconsin mayor
and the girl's mother.
1420
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,986
We've obscured the child's face
lo protect her identity,
1421
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,236
but left enough clues
so that you could probably figure it out.
1422
01:25:23,327 --> 01:25:25,488
To discuss this important
late-breaking story
1423
01:25:25,579 --> 01:25:29,618
we go fo our panel with a feature
you'll only see here on CNN,
1424
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,323
the "duodecabox.”
1425
01:25:31,418 --> 01:25:32,749
What do you think?
1426
01:25:32,836 --> 01:25:36,704
Bill, Diane, Liz, Carl, Barbra
and... let's say, Craig.
1427
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:48,302
Kaylie?
1428
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:49,977
Kaylie. Yeah?
1429
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:51,927
- Can you clean this up, please?
- Sure.
1430
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:53,853
It was an accident with a sandwich.
Thank you.
1431
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,503
Hey, man.
Can I talk to you about white power?
1432
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:33,010
No, no.
1433
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:40,435
It has been a hard-fought campaign,
but now it's in the hands of the voters.
1434
01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:43,441
Excuse me.
There's the colonel right there.
1435
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:44,647
Colonel, come on in.
1436
01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,447
- Hi, good morning.
- You get some rest?
1437
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:48,651
- Yeah, we got a little bit.
- Excuse us, folks.
1438
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,656
- Good morning.
- Excuse us.
1439
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:53,534
There he is.
1440
01:26:53,625 --> 01:26:56,162
- Billy, hey. How are you?
- Colonel. Good to see you, sir.
1441
01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:59,541
- How about a picture?
- All righty. Ha ha!
1442
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,713
Come on, come on.
Let's go, let's go.
1443
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,507
Oh, make sure you get
this guy's ID.
1444
01:27:04,594 --> 01:27:06,334
Okay. Billy, we're just talking to fox.
1445
01:27:06,430 --> 01:27:07,657
- Just fox.
- Hello. Good morning.
1446
01:27:07,681 --> 01:27:08,921
Good morning, Jack.
1447
01:27:09,850 --> 01:27:11,715
- Here.
- All right.
1448
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,471
Your dad is really something.
Yeah.
1449
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,914
- He's done a great job.
- Yeah, yeah.
1450
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:15,938
Over here?
1451
01:27:16,022 --> 01:27:18,855
- So have you. Thank you for everything.
- My pleasure.
1452
01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:21,838
I was thinking, maybe later,
if you wanna watch the returns come in?
1453
01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:24,353
Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'd love to.
1454
01:27:25,449 --> 01:27:30,193
Oh. Shoot. You know what?
I have to head back to the farm.
1455
01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:32,369
- But I'll see you later, okay?
- Okay.
1456
01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:35,455
Diana, aren't you gonna vote?
1457
01:27:42,716 --> 01:27:44,081
Nothing?
1458
01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:47,543
No early returns? What about exit polling?
1459
01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:51,130
Well, is there another precinct?
1460
01:27:51,224 --> 01:27:55,638
Wh... where else can they vote?
Was it all early voting?
1461
01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,513
What do you mean nobody has voted yet?
1462
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,894
Big guy?
You're gonna want to see this.
1463
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,522
Smear mayor braun with a falsehood
of an illegitimate child,
1464
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:08,731
which, as the report you just read stated,
is actually the man's dear niece.
1465
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,986
Has the Hastings campaign apologized?
1466
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:13,777
No, they haven't.
And it's too late for that
1467
01:28:13,872 --> 01:28:16,409
- braun continues fo focus on the issues.
- Oh, fuck!
1468
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,708
And quite frankly, Brooke, the media owes
the mayor an apology as well
1469
01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:22,502
for credulously covering
a poorly-sourced story...
1470
01:28:22,589 --> 01:28:25,422
- Faith. Congratulations, well done.
- What the fuck are you doing?
1471
01:28:25,509 --> 01:28:26,999
- A new low.
- Oh, yeah.
1472
01:28:27,093 --> 01:28:29,254
Like I leaked a cocked-up story
about a bastard child
1473
01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:30,907
who happens fo be
the man's fucking niece.
1474
01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:32,571
- Please, Gary.
- You fed me that bullshit
1475
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,619
- you know? Go fuck yourself.
- You go fuck yourself.
1476
01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:36,245
- You go fuck yourself.
- Okay, you two.
1477
01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:38,122
Unfortunately,
we're going to have fo leave it there.
1478
01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:39,352
Thank you so much, Brooke.
1479
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,334
- Thanks, Brooke.
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
1480
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:42,768
We're clear.
1481
01:28:42,859 --> 01:28:45,726
- Why would I leak this, huh?
- To just make me take the bait?
1482
01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:49,109
You didn't just wanna win.
You wanted to castrate me, didn't you?
1483
01:28:49,199 --> 01:28:51,986
If I wanted to cut your dick off,
I would've done it in front of you
1484
01:28:52,077 --> 01:28:54,614
just to see the last look of horror
in your eyes.
1485
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:59,206
- You're telling the truth.
- No shit.
1486
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:02,538
- What the fuck is going on here?
- Evan?
1487
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,789
What...
1488
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:06,713
- Evan? Evan, oh, my god!
- What's up, Abby?
1489
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:09,086
- How the hell are you?
- How are you? Nice to see you.
1490
01:29:09,177 --> 01:29:11,042
- How's everything?
- Yeah, I mean, it's going.
1491
01:29:11,972 --> 01:29:13,178
What the hell?
1492
01:29:13,265 --> 01:29:16,223
How the hell does he know her?
Is he from here?
1493
01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,925
Gary, look at his shoes.
I mean, really.
1494
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:22,767
And we have Alan to thank
for bringing this man to our attention.
1495
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,598
- It's Evan.
- Did I happen to mention...
1496
01:29:24,693 --> 01:29:26,979
Oh, shit.
1497
01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:28,401
- What? What?
- Come on!
1498
01:29:29,406 --> 01:29:33,900
So, with 100% of the vote counted,
1499
01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:37,282
the mayoral race is tied.
1500
01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,613
One vote to one vote!
1501
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:44,668
No! Okay... no, no, no!
1502
01:29:44,754 --> 01:29:47,996
Wait, wait, wait! Hold on!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
1503
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:54,178
I, uh... I don't know exactly
what's going on here, but it's weird.
1504
01:29:54,264 --> 01:29:57,631
- Could somebody explain what's happening?
- Well, we had an election.
1505
01:29:57,726 --> 01:29:59,808
- Yes, I know that.
- And we gave it our best.
1506
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,352
- Just didn't work out.
- Didn't work out? Jack, come on.
1507
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:04,521
Do you know how much money
we invested in this?
1508
01:30:04,608 --> 01:30:06,564
Yes, if the news media is to be believed,
1509
01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:10,815
more than 45 million dollars
was raised between the two of you.
1510
01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:21,070
Oh, shit.
1511
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,623
Did you sucker me, Jack?
1512
01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,827
- I guess.
- You know what?
1513
01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:29,288
Folks, sorry,
but I'm getting all that money back.
1514
01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:32,590
- From where?
- We put millions into those pacs.
1515
01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:36,757
Well, campaign finance law says
that money needn't be accounted for.
1516
01:30:37,849 --> 01:30:40,932
Oh, my god. I gotta give it to this place.
1517
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:45,478
- Hey, Alan.
- It's Evan.
1518
01:30:45,565 --> 01:30:48,398
Shit weasel.
You're from this town, aren't you?
1519
01:30:48,485 --> 01:30:50,350
- Yeah.
- You set this whole thing up.
1520
01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,688
You set me up, huh? You are so fired.
And you're going to jail!
1521
01:30:54,783 --> 01:30:57,650
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. It was me. I did it.
1522
01:30:58,203 --> 01:30:59,409
You?
1523
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:05,077
- Why?
- You know...
1524
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:10,166
It was just this weird idea I had
'cause the town needed money.
1525
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,501
So you...
1526
01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:16,551
I shot the video
and then had Evan show it to you.
1527
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:22,849
We needed 750 grand over three years
to keep the school from closing down.
1528
01:31:22,936 --> 01:31:24,801
We blew way past that.
1529
01:31:24,896 --> 01:31:27,182
We got enough to buy back the base,
redevelop it.
1530
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:32,355
And the speech? The viral speech?
1531
01:31:32,445 --> 01:31:33,935
Can I get a motion fo vote?
1532
01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:36,646
Actually, I'm here about that...
Fuck, what's the word?
1533
01:31:36,741 --> 01:31:38,197
Get it.
1534
01:31:39,035 --> 01:31:41,276
- Mike, you wanna help him with...
- Yeah.
1535
01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:42,827
- No.
- Just have it low and...
1536
01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:45,309
Just leave enough room
for that road sign in there.
1537
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:47,019
- Am I supposed to have these glasses?
- No glasses.
1538
01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:49,250
I'm lost.
1539
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:52,249
Okay, dad, that's good,
but you have fo leave after.
1540
01:31:52,340 --> 01:31:55,582
All right, one more time.
I guess they weren't principles.
1541
01:31:57,012 --> 01:31:58,752
They're just hobbies.
1542
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,803
Holy shit, I think we got it.
1543
01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:24,948
And that was really just baiting the hook.
1544
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,281
You guys took it from there.
I was never expecting her.
1545
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:29,240
Oh, I had a fucking blast.
1546
01:32:30,795 --> 01:32:32,581
So you used me.
1547
01:32:34,591 --> 01:32:36,001
We used you?
1548
01:32:37,302 --> 01:32:39,964
You guys only show up here
once every four years,
1549
01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:41,920
and only then 'cause it's a swing state.
1550
01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,597
And then when it's over, you're gone.
1551
01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:47,642
But we're still here
with all the same problems we had before,
1552
01:32:47,729 --> 01:32:50,061
just waiting around for you to come back
1553
01:32:50,148 --> 01:32:52,764
and make the same empty promises
as last time.
1554
01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:55,600
We used the system.
1555
01:32:55,695 --> 01:32:59,438
You make millions of dollars
funneling tens of millions of dollars
1556
01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:03,070
into this election economy.
1557
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,659
All we did is take a cut.
1558
01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:09,114
Mmm.
1559
01:33:10,460 --> 01:33:13,122
Well... I guess I just...
1560
01:33:13,630 --> 01:33:17,623
I thought that maybe you and I
had a little something.
1561
01:33:23,014 --> 01:33:24,629
I'm 28.
1562
01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:29,597
In what world would this... be okay?
1563
01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:35,850
D.C. and la. Parts of New York.
Miami. Maybe Dallas.
1564
01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:39,981
Look.
1565
01:33:41,241 --> 01:33:42,606
- It wasn't personal.
- Mmm.
1566
01:33:44,035 --> 01:33:46,526
- It was math.
- Math.
1567
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:51,285
But this system?
The way we elect people?
1568
01:33:52,168 --> 01:33:55,501
It's terrifying. And exhausting.
1569
01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,956
And I think it's driving us all insane.
1570
01:34:08,726 --> 01:34:12,639
The real problem is that the media is
completely complicit in this whole thing.
1571
01:34:12,730 --> 01:34:15,597
I absolutely agree. It's like postman said
in entertaining ourselves.
1572
01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:17,808
It's that news has become entertainment.
Yeah.
1573
01:34:17,902 --> 01:34:19,608
And when that happens, it's gone.
1574
01:34:19,696 --> 01:34:22,529
I thought he knew. I would get so nervous
every time he would come in.
1575
01:34:22,615 --> 01:34:24,885
I would just like...
I couldn't get my coffee order right.
1576
01:34:24,909 --> 01:34:27,096
- You were great. You were perfect.
- I was giving him the wrong thing.
1577
01:34:27,120 --> 01:34:31,614
- Plus, he has dreamy eyes a little bit.
- He's dashing.
1578
01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:33,414
He actually made me cry.
1579
01:34:34,210 --> 01:34:36,292
He was like a shithead. Yeah.
1580
01:34:36,379 --> 01:34:39,792
It metastasizes,
so it keeps growing and...
1581
01:34:39,883 --> 01:34:42,716
Well, it becomes sort of like
any sort of autoimmune disorder.
1582
01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,134
- Yeah.
- It's like lupus. You know what I mean?
1583
01:34:45,221 --> 01:34:47,803
- That's actually a really great metaphor.
- It's a simile.
1584
01:34:47,891 --> 01:34:50,724
- It's like... 'Cause you said...
- 'Cause I said, "it's like."
1585
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,010
- You said, "it's like."
- Yeah, right. It's like lupus.
1586
01:34:54,522 --> 01:34:56,604
What a clusterfuck.
1587
01:34:57,525 --> 01:34:59,311
Amen.
1588
01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:05,192
How we looking?
1589
01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:08,116
Well, they're saying these back acres
1590
01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:11,536
are gonna become the over-55
community health center.
1591
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:14,865
Madison has promised
a satellite campus for the front.
1592
01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:15,994
Okay.
1593
01:35:16,085 --> 01:35:18,451
And you know that we have to redo
the septic on the back 50.
1594
01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,036
- We heard all about it.
- Okay.
1595
01:35:20,131 --> 01:35:22,372
- Hey, you.
- Hey, you.
1596
01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:24,753
She is something, huh?
1597
01:35:24,844 --> 01:35:25,844
Hmm.
1598
01:35:31,476 --> 01:35:32,761
Are you listening to me?
1599
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:37,895
Are you listening to me?
1600
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,065
Are you listening fo me?
1601
01:35:41,611 --> 01:35:44,523
Oh, Gary, honey. I'm just so excited.
1602
01:35:44,614 --> 01:35:46,650
I can't wait until we get
the café tables in.
1603
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:50,780
I think people are really
gonna like those a lot, you know?
1604
01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:53,532
And then we can put the umbrellas up.
1605
01:35:53,623 --> 01:35:57,707
And people can just sit outside
and have coffee and, you know...
1606
01:35:57,794 --> 01:35:59,705
Are you... are you listening to me?
1607
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,292
Are you listening to me?
Hey, fuck up!
1608
01:36:03,383 --> 01:36:05,840
Hey, fuck up.
Are you listening to me?
1609
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:08,384
Yes, yes, yes. I'm listening to you.
1610
01:36:08,471 --> 01:36:11,053
You don't open a dossier
for less than two million dollars.
1611
01:36:11,140 --> 01:36:13,597
I know. That's what I'm talking
to them about right now.
1612
01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:16,552
- Two million dollars.
- God, I hate you.
1613
01:36:16,646 --> 01:36:17,646
Ditto.
1614
01:36:20,108 --> 01:36:23,350
Gary? Gary, are you there?
1615
01:36:24,696 --> 01:36:25,856
Gary?
1616
01:36:26,739 --> 01:36:28,104
Yo, Gary.
1617
01:36:56,477 --> 01:36:58,684
Colonel Jack Hastings, deerlaken.
1618
01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,727
Did the media 1all for a false narrative
1619
01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:03,056
just because it fit
into our preconceived notion
1620
01:37:03,151 --> 01:37:05,858
of the divide of this country
between red and blue
1621
01:37:05,945 --> 01:37:08,311
without actually checking the facts?
1622
01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:09,942
Were we irresponsible?
1623
01:37:10,033 --> 01:37:13,821
Well, we're the news.
Are we not supposed fo cover the news?
1624
01:37:13,911 --> 01:37:15,697
I mean, these are newsworthy stories.
1625
01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:18,200
We're absolutely in the right
fo cover them.
1626
01:37:18,291 --> 01:37:21,954
It is literally our job to cover the news.
1627
01:37:22,045 --> 01:37:25,128
But isn't there a way to report the news
without so much speculation,
1628
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,000
without a lalse sense of urgency
1629
01:37:27,091 --> 01:37:31,551
that causes us fo breathlessly report
facts that maybe are not facts,
1630
01:37:31,637 --> 01:37:35,596
and are we framing these stories
on an artificial right-left axis
1631
01:37:35,683 --> 01:37:38,595
because that's how
our pundit economy is set up?
1632
01:37:38,686 --> 01:37:40,347
Is there a better way to do this?
1633
01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:48,685
I'm just kidding.
Unfortunately, we have fo leave it there.
1634
01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,862
Thank you all for watching.
1635
01:37:50,948 --> 01:37:52,609
She's kidding!
1636
01:37:58,831 --> 01:38:01,288
J talking like we used fo do j»
1637
01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,417
j it was always me and you »
1638
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:10,753
j» hold on, darling »
1639
01:38:11,719 --> 01:38:14,085
j» this body is yours j»
1640
01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:18,549
j this body is yours and mine »
1641
01:38:19,644 --> 01:38:24,479
> well, hold on, my darling >
1642
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:27,808
j» this mess was yours j»
1643
01:38:29,195 --> 01:38:31,937
j» now your mess is mine j»
1644
01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,659
> Your mess is mine »
1645
01:38:46,587 --> 01:38:48,669
j» see you in the marketplace... »
1646
01:38:48,756 --> 01:38:50,963
could something like this happen?
1647
01:38:51,050 --> 01:38:55,168
Legally,
this could absolutely happen.
1648
01:38:55,263 --> 01:39:00,178
Somebody could create
a political organization,
1649
01:39:00,268 --> 01:39:04,181
a so-called outside group,
a super pac, 527,
1650
01:39:04,272 --> 01:39:07,309
raise an unlimited amount of money
1651
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,563
and then choose to give that money
1652
01:39:10,653 --> 01:39:13,315
to another organization... a charity...
1653
01:39:13,406 --> 01:39:16,239
And use it for public purposes.
1654
01:39:16,325 --> 01:39:19,567
And you don't need
the donor's consent to do that.
1655
01:39:20,163 --> 01:39:21,949
The problem we have is that
1656
01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,247
none of the pieces of the system
are working today.
1657
01:39:25,334 --> 01:39:28,747
You have regulators like
the federal election commission
1658
01:39:28,838 --> 01:39:30,749
that don't have a quorum,
can't meet,
1659
01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,707
and when they do,
they disagree on what the law is.
1660
01:39:33,801 --> 01:39:37,510
You have congress deadlocked,
so it can't rewrite the laws.
1661
01:39:37,597 --> 01:39:43,137
You have the supreme court
that thinks almost nothing is corrupt
1662
01:39:43,227 --> 01:39:47,561
and that citizens won't think
the sale of access...
1663
01:39:47,648 --> 01:39:53,063
What the court calls ingratiation
in return for giving money to candidates...
1664
01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,394
Is a problem.
1665
01:39:54,489 --> 01:39:55,729
So, to sum up,
1666
01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:58,735
we currently have hundreds of millions
to billions of dollars
1667
01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,862
that is untraceable,
1668
01:40:01,621 --> 01:40:04,033
that can pour into groups
1669
01:40:04,123 --> 01:40:07,081
that are actually coordinating
with candidates
1670
01:40:07,168 --> 01:40:10,035
who end up having to spend
a good amount of their time
1671
01:40:10,129 --> 01:40:14,714
raising more and more money to keep up
with the arms race that is occurring.
1672
01:40:14,800 --> 01:40:19,134
Uh, the money continues
to pour in and corrupt
1673
01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:23,135
not just where they spend their time
and how they spend their time,
1674
01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:27,310
but on the types of legislation
that they would even bring to the fore.
1675
01:40:27,730 --> 01:40:33,600
And the one group that would be charged
with regulating this spigot,
1676
01:40:33,694 --> 01:40:37,903
uh, doesn't meet
'cause there aren't enough of them.
1677
01:40:38,324 --> 01:40:39,439
Yes.
1678
01:40:43,454 --> 01:40:45,285
I realize that's not helpful to you, but...
1679
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,034
It is very helpful. Thank you.
1680
01:40:48,543 --> 01:40:51,330
> Your mess is mine »
1681
01:40:54,632 --> 01:40:57,214
> your mess is mine »
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