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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,801 --> 00:00:12,801 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:15,832 --> 00:00:17,832 Get me a full background check on Jerry Bernstein. 3 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:19,139 I need to see his file. 4 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:22,052 Someone's actually trying to access your file right now. 5 00:00:22,127 --> 00:00:23,917 He's hiding something, I'm sure of it. 6 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,332 Were you disgraced at the NSA 7 00:00:25,407 --> 00:00:27,487 and forced to take the position here? 8 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:29,372 No. 9 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:30,447 Motherfu... 10 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,848 All right. 11 00:00:34,887 --> 00:00:37,372 Anyway, I'm taking Melissa up the Orinoco 12 00:00:37,447 --> 00:00:39,492 for her birthday, so that'll be nice. 13 00:00:39,567 --> 00:00:40,772 Is it a surprise? 14 00:00:40,847 --> 00:00:42,877 I hope so. 15 00:00:48,247 --> 00:00:49,812 There you go. 16 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:51,392 Oh no, I don't think those are ours. 17 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:52,477 - Oh. - Yeah, they are. 18 00:00:52,501 --> 00:00:54,092 I ordered these, thank you. 19 00:00:54,167 --> 00:00:55,383 Jerry, I can't, I'm on duty. 20 00:00:55,407 --> 00:00:57,292 Dude, come on. 21 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:58,932 How often do we get to do this? 22 00:00:59,007 --> 00:01:00,252 Huh? 23 00:01:00,287 --> 00:01:01,567 I'm just gonna cut to the chase. 24 00:01:01,568 --> 00:01:02,859 Oh man, I love this track. 25 00:01:02,934 --> 00:01:04,212 Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:07,172 So anyway, as part of my work at the FBI, 27 00:01:07,247 --> 00:01:10,292 we've been investigating a few of the officers at the NSA. 28 00:01:10,367 --> 00:01:12,052 Right, right. 29 00:01:12,127 --> 00:01:13,492 Hey, do you wanna dance? 30 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:14,932 No, not right now. 31 00:01:15,007 --> 00:01:16,492 So we've just filed a report, 32 00:01:16,567 --> 00:01:18,932 and I hate to do this to you, buddy... 33 00:01:19,007 --> 00:01:20,727 You know what, whatever you're about to say, 34 00:01:20,728 --> 00:01:22,420 surely it can wait three minutes. 35 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:24,539 Jerry. 36 00:01:24,614 --> 00:01:26,412 Jerry, please don't make this more difficult 37 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,292 than it already is. 38 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:29,772 I've been asked to bring you in, 39 00:01:29,847 --> 00:01:31,277 but I'm sure it's just a formality. 40 00:01:31,301 --> 00:01:33,221 Man, I'm in the middle of my dance here, come on! 41 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:34,493 Jerry, whatever you did, 42 00:01:34,567 --> 00:01:35,997 I'm sure the NSA can strike a deal. 43 00:01:36,021 --> 00:01:37,092 Woo! 44 00:01:37,167 --> 00:01:38,492 - Jerry. - Yeah, you still got it. 45 00:01:38,567 --> 00:01:39,577 - Okay. - Yeah! 46 00:01:39,601 --> 00:01:41,241 Why don't we just go pay for our drinks... 47 00:01:41,242 --> 00:01:42,242 Yeah, we'll just go. 48 00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:45,332 - What, what? - That's my gun. 49 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:46,360 - Yeah. - That's my gun. 50 00:01:46,361 --> 00:01:47,757 - Jerry. - Yeah, yeah. 51 00:01:47,781 --> 00:01:49,021 - Come on. - No, no, no, no, no. 52 00:01:49,087 --> 00:01:50,092 - Yeah, yeah. - Jerry. 53 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:51,167 - Let's do this. - Whoa. 54 00:01:51,227 --> 00:01:52,292 - Woo hoo! - Jerry, please. 55 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:54,252 - Yep, yep. - Nope, nope, nope, no, no. 56 00:01:54,327 --> 00:01:56,459 - No, hey, hey, hey, hey. - Jerry, no. 57 00:02:02,847 --> 00:02:05,372 Is this because I'm sleeping with Melissa?! 58 00:02:05,447 --> 00:02:06,447 What?! 59 00:02:15,287 --> 00:02:17,132 Gosh, sorry I'm late. 60 00:02:17,207 --> 00:02:18,292 I overslept. 61 00:02:18,367 --> 00:02:20,659 You look really well, Mary. Did you have a nice weekend? 62 00:02:20,734 --> 00:02:23,772 Yes, Mum died. 63 00:02:23,847 --> 00:02:25,087 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Oh my God. 64 00:02:25,088 --> 00:02:27,100 No, it's actually quite nice. 65 00:02:27,134 --> 00:02:30,132 I get to choose my own clothes and everything. 66 00:02:30,207 --> 00:02:32,572 Well, if that's everything, 67 00:02:32,647 --> 00:02:33,927 I've promised the foreign office 68 00:02:33,928 --> 00:02:35,972 an update on the Karazamov file. 69 00:02:36,047 --> 00:02:37,892 It seems like there are now concerns 70 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:40,252 there may be a mole here at GCHQ. 71 00:02:51,181 --> 00:02:52,892 What the fuck?! 72 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,412 Fortunately, it's not for any of you to worry about. 73 00:02:55,487 --> 00:02:59,339 Just to let you know, I might be going on a little holiday 74 00:02:59,414 --> 00:03:01,997 after I've made all of Mom's funeral arrangements. 75 00:03:02,021 --> 00:03:03,219 And when is that? 76 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:04,694 Oh, it was supposed to be Wednesday, 77 00:03:04,695 --> 00:03:06,543 but then there was a mix up at church, 78 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,012 so now I've had to have it back home for a few days. 79 00:03:09,087 --> 00:03:10,812 How are you storing her? 80 00:03:10,887 --> 00:03:13,132 Because if it gets too warm, she might explode. 81 00:03:13,207 --> 00:03:14,892 - Mm. - Oh, gosh. 82 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:16,887 Well, she's just in the spare room at the minute, 83 00:03:16,901 --> 00:03:18,917 because next door's dog kept finding her. 84 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:20,927 Fantastic. Shall we crack on? 85 00:03:22,847 --> 00:03:24,927 Hey, let me know if you want a hand with any of that. 86 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:27,292 My uncle used to run a funeral parlor back at home. 87 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:28,367 Really? 88 00:03:28,401 --> 00:03:29,572 - Wow. - He actually invented 89 00:03:29,647 --> 00:03:31,343 a number of techniques for putting the body 90 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:33,343 into various shapes when in the coffin. 91 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:35,172 Will it be an open casket? 92 00:03:35,247 --> 00:03:36,332 Possibly, yes. 93 00:03:36,407 --> 00:03:38,197 And will she be face up? 94 00:03:38,221 --> 00:03:39,532 Oh, I hope so. 95 00:03:39,607 --> 00:03:41,423 Yeah, 'cause he used to do things 96 00:03:41,447 --> 00:03:43,299 like have the person waving, like... 97 00:03:44,487 --> 00:03:45,939 Or beckoning you over. 98 00:03:47,601 --> 00:03:50,872 Or like they were trying to climb out, you know, like... 99 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:51,947 Oh. 100 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:55,515 I was just wondering if it might be easier to cremate her? 101 00:03:55,516 --> 00:03:56,516 Nice work. 102 00:03:56,534 --> 00:03:57,534 - At home? - Well, no. 103 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:58,932 With a ceremony and everything, 104 00:03:59,007 --> 00:04:01,092 but I just thought it could be quicker. 105 00:04:01,167 --> 00:04:03,492 Well, yes, or you could partially cremate her 106 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:04,623 and then bury what's left. 107 00:04:04,647 --> 00:04:05,979 It's a bit like starting off 108 00:04:06,014 --> 00:04:07,334 a jacket potato in the microwave. 109 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:08,535 - Somebody's here. - Right? 110 00:04:10,087 --> 00:04:11,452 And? 111 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:14,052 - FBI. - And do they have a name? 112 00:04:14,127 --> 00:04:15,892 Clint Foster. 113 00:04:21,254 --> 00:04:22,254 Sorry. 114 00:04:22,607 --> 00:04:24,063 It must have been something I ate. 115 00:04:24,087 --> 00:04:25,619 Sorry, who did you say was here again? 116 00:04:25,694 --> 00:04:26,892 Clint Foster. 117 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,332 Jerry, are you all right? 118 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:38,132 Right, I have no idea who that is. 119 00:04:38,207 --> 00:04:40,277 - Did he leave a message? - No, he's in your office. 120 00:04:40,301 --> 00:04:42,052 My... 121 00:04:42,127 --> 00:04:43,127 Oh my God. 122 00:04:50,967 --> 00:04:53,150 You did plant the spy cam in Jerry's office? 123 00:04:53,174 --> 00:04:54,332 Yeah. 124 00:04:56,647 --> 00:04:57,899 Did you turn it on? 125 00:05:09,294 --> 00:05:11,383 I see you cropped me out of our graduation photo. 126 00:05:11,407 --> 00:05:12,407 Did I? 127 00:05:13,887 --> 00:05:15,007 What do you want, Clint? 128 00:05:16,447 --> 00:05:18,132 Well... 129 00:05:18,207 --> 00:05:19,939 Oh, was that your bad toe? 130 00:05:21,294 --> 00:05:22,294 No. 131 00:05:24,806 --> 00:05:26,126 Listen, I know this is awkward... 132 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:28,532 Not as awkward as you sitting on my desk. 133 00:05:28,607 --> 00:05:30,327 - Jerry... - Clinton? 134 00:05:31,167 --> 00:05:32,437 - Jerry... - Clint. 135 00:05:32,461 --> 00:05:33,797 - Weenie... - Clint. 136 00:05:33,821 --> 00:05:35,339 - Jerry... - Clint, what, just... 137 00:05:35,414 --> 00:05:36,512 We need to talk. 138 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:37,979 No, you don't tell me what to do. 139 00:05:38,054 --> 00:05:39,757 First, get off my desk. 140 00:05:39,781 --> 00:05:41,859 Stand, there you go. 141 00:05:41,934 --> 00:05:43,172 Okay. 142 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:45,892 And now I want you to shut the door 143 00:05:45,967 --> 00:05:47,372 and come inside your office. 144 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,979 No, you know what, we need to swap places. 145 00:05:50,054 --> 00:05:52,979 One, two, three, swap. 146 00:05:56,381 --> 00:05:58,892 - Now get the fuck out of my office! - Jerry! 147 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,412 - Jerry. - Go on. 148 00:06:00,487 --> 00:06:02,132 Jerry, we need to talk. 149 00:06:02,207 --> 00:06:03,957 You get the hell out of here, okay? 150 00:06:03,981 --> 00:06:05,557 I never wanna see you again. 151 00:06:05,581 --> 00:06:06,812 What's going on? 152 00:06:06,887 --> 00:06:08,859 You wanna tell her, Clint, huh? 153 00:06:08,934 --> 00:06:12,757 You wanna explain to everyone how you slept with my wife? 154 00:06:12,781 --> 00:06:15,292 Look, neither of us meant for that to happen. 155 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:17,957 Oh yeah, what, did it just fall in there, huh? 156 00:06:17,981 --> 00:06:20,459 How many times, how many times did you sleep with her? 157 00:06:20,534 --> 00:06:22,623 Jesus, Jerry, let's not do this in front of everyone. 158 00:06:22,647 --> 00:06:25,212 No, I'm sure they all wanna know anyway. 159 00:06:25,287 --> 00:06:26,477 How many? 160 00:06:26,501 --> 00:06:27,939 Including last night? 161 00:06:30,887 --> 00:06:31,887 Mm-hm. 162 00:06:32,687 --> 00:06:36,092 Eight or nine hundred times. 163 00:06:36,167 --> 00:06:37,167 What? 164 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,566 Why? 165 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,092 Why, Clint? 166 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,492 I don't know. 167 00:06:43,567 --> 00:06:45,132 Because maybe I haven't felt this way 168 00:06:45,207 --> 00:06:46,932 about anybody since Kimberly died. 169 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:49,212 I don't even know who that is! 170 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:50,287 Kimberly. 171 00:06:51,181 --> 00:06:52,379 My first wife. 172 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:55,339 Got hit by a truck? 173 00:06:56,534 --> 00:06:59,092 Oh, Kimberly. 174 00:06:59,167 --> 00:07:02,092 Listen Jerry, why don't you and I go find a place 175 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:04,277 where we can talk in private? 176 00:07:04,301 --> 00:07:05,492 It's for your own good. 177 00:07:05,567 --> 00:07:07,212 No. 178 00:07:07,287 --> 00:07:09,372 I'm not gonna grant a divorce, Clint. 179 00:07:09,447 --> 00:07:12,252 Screw Melissa, and screw you. 180 00:07:12,327 --> 00:07:13,367 You and me are done. 181 00:07:16,014 --> 00:07:18,532 Is that why you think I'm here? 182 00:07:18,607 --> 00:07:21,812 The NSA have called your case back into review. 183 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:23,139 I'm here to take you home. 184 00:07:24,967 --> 00:07:26,852 The plane leaves tonight. 185 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:39,899 Okay, so naturally, I have a few things I'd like to say, 186 00:07:39,974 --> 00:07:42,212 and I'm sure you have a few questions of your own. 187 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,532 Oh, absolutely tons. 188 00:07:43,607 --> 00:07:45,623 But for now, just in the interest of time, 189 00:07:45,647 --> 00:07:48,252 I'd appreciate if you didn't interrupt. 190 00:07:48,327 --> 00:07:51,539 So obviously you're aware that I work for the NSA. 191 00:07:56,134 --> 00:07:57,854 Do you want me to say even when I agree? 192 00:07:57,887 --> 00:08:00,007 Well, some indication that you're alive would be nice. 193 00:08:00,031 --> 00:08:02,052 Sorry, yeah, of course I know that. Yeah. 194 00:08:02,087 --> 00:08:03,972 Anyway, you remember how I also said 195 00:08:04,047 --> 00:08:05,279 I was close to the president? 196 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,130 Are you waiting for me to respond? 197 00:08:09,131 --> 00:08:10,176 - Yeah. - No, I don't know. 198 00:08:10,251 --> 00:08:11,939 - Well, I was. - Nice. 199 00:08:12,014 --> 00:08:15,157 Now let's just say I was approached 200 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:18,997 by a member of his team to look into ways 201 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:21,332 in which I could potentially influence 202 00:08:21,407 --> 00:08:23,252 the results of the election, 203 00:08:23,327 --> 00:08:25,852 purely from a cyber perspective. 204 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:27,405 Did that actually happen then? 205 00:08:27,481 --> 00:08:31,012 Doesn't matter, but let's just say a high-ranking figure 206 00:08:31,087 --> 00:08:32,772 asked you to do the same. 207 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:33,919 What would you do? 208 00:08:33,994 --> 00:08:35,646 Oh, I wouldn't even know where to start. 209 00:08:35,647 --> 00:08:37,397 I struggle with Excel sometimes. 210 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:40,172 Okay, sure, but put yourself in my shoes. 211 00:08:40,247 --> 00:08:42,412 You're someone at the NSA who's been working 212 00:08:42,487 --> 00:08:44,117 on this stuff for years. 213 00:08:44,141 --> 00:08:45,381 You're at the top of your game. 214 00:08:45,447 --> 00:08:47,357 - You're kind of amazing... - Yeah. 215 00:08:47,381 --> 00:08:50,092 Which is why you find yourself on vacation 216 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:53,932 with this senator, who's acting like you're best buds. 217 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:57,339 Right, in which case I would say, 218 00:08:57,414 --> 00:09:01,572 "Listen, we're best buds, but you know I work for the NSA. 219 00:09:01,647 --> 00:09:03,259 "I'm not allowed to talk about it". 220 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:08,037 Well of course that's what you're meant to say, 221 00:09:08,061 --> 00:09:11,292 but now imagine you're in this beautiful sushi bar. 222 00:09:11,367 --> 00:09:13,012 Oh, lovely. 223 00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:15,237 You've already consumed several bottles of saki. 224 00:09:15,261 --> 00:09:16,665 Oh, hell. 225 00:09:16,741 --> 00:09:18,532 Tina Turner is in one corner of the room. 226 00:09:18,607 --> 00:09:20,012 - Why? - It doesn't matter. 227 00:09:20,087 --> 00:09:21,367 - Is she singing? - She's asleep. 228 00:09:21,368 --> 00:09:23,132 I'm just trying to paint a picture here. 229 00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:25,157 My point is there's a world in which 230 00:09:25,181 --> 00:09:29,452 you might share some highly classified intel, right? 231 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,852 Not if it'd undermine national security, no. 232 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,767 But what if you know it would make your country 233 00:09:33,768 --> 00:09:36,820 stronger, safer, more American? 234 00:09:38,274 --> 00:09:39,877 Isn't that virtual treason, though? 235 00:09:39,901 --> 00:09:41,059 By whose definition? 236 00:09:43,127 --> 00:09:44,219 The legal definition. 237 00:09:44,294 --> 00:09:45,917 Then yeah. 238 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:47,317 Aren't you worried about that? 239 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:48,341 I am now. 240 00:09:49,607 --> 00:09:51,339 Well they can't send you back, I mean, 241 00:09:53,127 --> 00:09:54,412 what will I do all day? 242 00:10:00,047 --> 00:10:03,132 My point is there's a world in which you might share 243 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:05,327 - some highly-classified intel... - Is it working now? 244 00:10:05,328 --> 00:10:06,328 Perfectly. 245 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,132 Do you mind if I stay at Dad's tonight? 246 00:10:10,207 --> 00:10:11,207 Yes, I do. 247 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,972 Well, guys, unless anyone knows how to avoid 248 00:10:19,047 --> 00:10:21,332 an extradition order, I guess this is it. 249 00:10:21,407 --> 00:10:23,023 Clint's giving me till the end of the day 250 00:10:23,047 --> 00:10:25,167 to wrap everything up and say my goodbyes. 251 00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:27,406 A shame you didn't get married while you were over here? 252 00:10:27,407 --> 00:10:29,092 Why? 253 00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,046 I could avoid extradition if I'd married a Brit? 254 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,459 I think so. 255 00:10:32,534 --> 00:10:35,812 It's how Paddington avoided being sent back to Peru. 256 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,646 I don't know, maybe it's different for bears. 257 00:10:37,647 --> 00:10:39,572 Well, wait a minute, couldn't we just pretend 258 00:10:39,647 --> 00:10:41,247 that I married one of you guys months ago 259 00:10:41,248 --> 00:10:42,517 and forge the documents? 260 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,532 - Tuva, would you... - No. 261 00:10:44,607 --> 00:10:46,179 What about Mary? 262 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:49,132 Ooh, gosh, I'd love to. 263 00:10:49,207 --> 00:10:53,332 It's just me and Quentin have started, you know... 264 00:10:53,407 --> 00:10:55,183 No, it's okay, people wouldn't have bought us 265 00:10:55,207 --> 00:10:59,139 as a couple anyway, given your whole, you know, face. 266 00:11:00,294 --> 00:11:01,419 Who else is there? 267 00:11:12,927 --> 00:11:14,372 What? 268 00:11:14,447 --> 00:11:16,567 Okay, we need to make this absolutely bulletproof. 269 00:11:16,607 --> 00:11:19,092 The NSA are gonna wanna see witness testimonials, 270 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:21,299 marriage certificates, wedding footage. 271 00:11:21,374 --> 00:11:22,859 What about your wife? 272 00:11:22,934 --> 00:11:23,934 Melissa. 273 00:11:24,007 --> 00:11:26,132 Can you kill her off? On paper, I mean. 274 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,292 Sure, I can do that. 275 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:28,612 Can it be crocodiles? 276 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,692 Sure, I can do that. 277 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:31,606 When do you want to say that you got married? 278 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,939 - 9/11? - No, it's gotta be 279 00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:34,734 - more recent than that. - I just read a lot 280 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,838 of hotel wedding packages were much cheaper that day. 281 00:11:36,839 --> 00:11:38,052 Hey, I don't wanna go cheap. 282 00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:39,567 If we're gonna go through with this, 283 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,732 - I wanna go all out. - Great. 284 00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:42,447 Hey, I won't get into trouble with the NSA 285 00:11:42,471 --> 00:11:43,516 for doing this, will I? 286 00:11:43,591 --> 00:11:45,932 Listen, this is all on me, okay? 287 00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:48,492 If you guys go down, I'll be right behind you. 288 00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:02,332 Okay, so for the NSA to buy this, 289 00:12:02,407 --> 00:12:04,837 they have to believe that we are completely in love. 290 00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,372 - Mm-hm. - And that our love 291 00:12:06,447 --> 00:12:08,719 for each other is so intense, it would break your heart 292 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:09,812 if I left you, okay? 293 00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:11,132 Are you comfortable with that? 294 00:12:11,207 --> 00:12:12,232 God, yeah, yeah. 295 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,292 All right, let's do this. 296 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,527 - Oh, take that off. - Okay. 297 00:12:16,647 --> 00:12:17,679 Do you wanna put it... 298 00:12:17,714 --> 00:12:19,114 No, no, just throw it on the floor. 299 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,117 Great, smile, smile. 300 00:12:20,141 --> 00:12:21,261 Should I hold you like that? 301 00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:22,455 - No, you don't need to. - No? 302 00:12:22,479 --> 00:12:23,572 Smile. 303 00:12:23,647 --> 00:12:25,219 Okay. 304 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,127 - Are you ready? - We should be laughing 305 00:12:28,151 --> 00:12:30,052 - as we kind of go into it. - Okay. 306 00:12:32,214 --> 00:12:34,857 So how long have you and Jerry been an item? 307 00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:35,892 - Oh. - Oh. 308 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,172 - God, well... - Wow. 309 00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:38,663 Since the first day he arrived. 310 00:12:38,687 --> 00:12:40,463 I mean, it was like being attacked by a bull. 311 00:12:40,487 --> 00:12:43,572 And did you mind the age difference? 312 00:12:43,647 --> 00:12:45,157 - Not really, no. - Yeah, no. 313 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,332 - No, I didn't. - It was weird, no, no. 314 00:12:47,407 --> 00:12:49,567 I mean, I think when you're truly in love when someone, 315 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,932 you just don't really see an age. 316 00:12:52,007 --> 00:12:53,219 Yeah. 317 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,477 You know, even when it's really quite big, 318 00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:58,172 but yeah, occasionally I'll wake up at night 319 00:12:58,246 --> 00:13:00,166 and just be like, "Oh God, you know, when I'm 70, 320 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,539 "he'll be, what, 130, 140?" 321 00:13:04,067 --> 00:13:05,932 We should probably move on. 322 00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:07,932 But I mean, the sex is... 323 00:13:08,007 --> 00:13:09,287 - Is what? - Don't talk about it? 324 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,214 Yeah, I don't think we should talk... 325 00:13:11,247 --> 00:13:13,407 - Let's not mention that. - It's nothing, it's nothing. 326 00:13:13,408 --> 00:13:15,932 So are you and Jerry living together now? 327 00:13:16,007 --> 00:13:17,372 - We are. - Oh, absolutely. 328 00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,012 - Yeah, we are. - Thank goodness, 329 00:13:19,087 --> 00:13:22,259 'cause there was a while there that it was almost painful 330 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,132 - that we were apart so much... - It was a very difficult 331 00:13:25,207 --> 00:13:28,892 24 hours, but, I mean, I'm still living with my dad, 332 00:13:28,967 --> 00:13:31,139 - so it is quite tight, isn't it? - Yep. 333 00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:34,299 This smile, just, oh. 334 00:13:34,374 --> 00:13:38,259 Sorry, for the edit, maybe ask about kids. 335 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:40,532 - Yes. - You know, like we've 336 00:13:40,607 --> 00:13:43,899 - been talking about kids. - Okay, okay. 337 00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,214 I think it'll help the case. 338 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:46,379 Do you like kids? 339 00:13:46,454 --> 00:13:47,454 I like kids. 340 00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:48,637 We both like kids. 341 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,172 It's funny you should ask, because... 342 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,819 - We have five kids. - Oh. 343 00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:55,059 You have five kids. 344 00:13:56,174 --> 00:13:58,019 And how old? 345 00:14:01,087 --> 00:14:02,212 How old are they now? 346 00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:03,287 Yes. 347 00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:07,332 Well, they're, well... 348 00:14:07,407 --> 00:14:11,139 - Uh... - Five, four, three, 349 00:14:14,647 --> 00:14:16,419 two, and one. 350 00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:20,614 Yeah, we're not gonna be able to use any of that. 351 00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:25,572 Listen, I just wanna thank you for your cooperation. 352 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:28,117 You could have made this a whole lot more difficult. 353 00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:29,212 Any time. 354 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,012 Don't take this the wrong way, 355 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,892 but we have a nickname for you back in the states. 356 00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:34,967 The iron curtain. 357 00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:38,452 You're impenetrable. 358 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,932 Why would I take that the wrong way? 359 00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:46,259 I very much enjoyed last night. 360 00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:48,172 Yes, me too. 361 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:50,572 I'm just wondering if you could check under your bed. 362 00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:53,899 My external hard drive's gone missing. 363 00:14:54,687 --> 00:14:56,259 I haven't seen it. 364 00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,452 It's very sensitive. 365 00:14:58,527 --> 00:15:00,852 - Quinton, do you have your camera? - Yes. 366 00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:02,047 Okay, get ready. 367 00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:06,423 Are you sure this is gonna be okay? 368 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,652 It's the only suit we had in your size, sorry. 369 00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,252 No, I'm not supposed to see you. 370 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:11,332 It's bad luck. 371 00:15:11,407 --> 00:15:13,266 So should I just walk in from the back, or... 372 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,619 Yeah, do you have any music? 373 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,172 I could sing something. 374 00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:18,223 Oh, well that's up to the bride. 375 00:15:18,247 --> 00:15:19,310 Oh no, I'd love that. 376 00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,334 Cool. 377 00:15:20,341 --> 00:15:21,341 Okay. 378 00:15:21,367 --> 00:15:22,899 Let's do this. 379 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,567 Okay, I think we're good. 380 00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:24,212 - Cool. - It was beautiful. 381 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:25,407 Joseph, repeat after me. 382 00:16:25,454 --> 00:16:26,932 Repeat after me. 383 00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,452 I do solemnly declare. 384 00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:30,612 I do solemnly declare. 385 00:16:30,687 --> 00:16:32,252 That I, Joseph Harries. 386 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:34,292 That I, Joseph Harries. 387 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,332 Just use your own voice. 388 00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:37,637 Try it again, please. 389 00:16:37,661 --> 00:16:39,012 I do solemnly declare. 390 00:16:39,087 --> 00:16:40,143 I do solemnly declare. 391 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,557 That I, Joseph Harries. 392 00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:42,997 That I... 393 00:16:43,021 --> 00:16:44,510 - Joseph Harries. - Joseph Harries. 394 00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:46,612 Know not of any lawful impediment. 395 00:16:46,687 --> 00:16:48,612 Know not of any lawful... 396 00:16:48,687 --> 00:16:50,092 Impediment. 397 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,612 Impediment. 398 00:16:51,687 --> 00:16:55,932 Why I should not be married to Jerry Apache Bernstein. 399 00:16:56,007 --> 00:16:59,379 Why I should not be married to Jerry Apache Bernstein, 400 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,012 apart from the outstanding extradition order, 401 00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:04,379 but I'm sure we'll be able... 402 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:06,379 Okay, we'll edit that out later. 403 00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:09,452 Tuva, do you have the rings? 404 00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:10,527 What? 405 00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:17,157 So I was a bit unsure 406 00:17:17,181 --> 00:17:19,221 as to how this might work out, but it's good to know 407 00:17:19,222 --> 00:17:21,092 you know how to play with the big boys. 408 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:24,132 Well, it isn't all the time we get to cooperate 409 00:17:24,207 --> 00:17:26,412 alongside one of our oldest and closest allies. 410 00:17:26,487 --> 00:17:28,212 You know, if you're ever looking for a way 411 00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:29,485 out of this shit hole, 412 00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:31,212 we'd love someone like you at the FBI. 413 00:17:31,287 --> 00:17:33,419 You've certainly earned your points with the NSA. 414 00:17:33,494 --> 00:17:35,383 Maybe now they'll take us seriously. 415 00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:37,532 Oh, maybe. 416 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:39,412 Where is everyone? 417 00:17:39,487 --> 00:17:41,332 What do you mean "Where is everyone"? 418 00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:42,407 I don't know. 419 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:47,459 Joseph Harries, with this rings, I thee wed. 420 00:17:50,461 --> 00:17:52,299 Oh, lovely, thank you. 421 00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,007 Take that. 422 00:17:56,727 --> 00:18:01,499 Jerry Apache Bernstein, with this skull ring, I thee wed. 423 00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:03,221 Aw. 424 00:18:04,727 --> 00:18:08,172 Without further ado, it gives me great pleasure 425 00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:10,939 to pronounce you partners in law. 426 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:13,459 Oh, sorry. 427 00:18:14,541 --> 00:18:15,612 Hey! 428 00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,301 And now you can kiss the bride. 429 00:18:19,302 --> 00:18:22,154 Oh, I don't think we... Okay, I... 430 00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:24,579 Okay, turn around, okay. 431 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,132 Chris, hey. 432 00:18:30,207 --> 00:18:31,957 - Sorry, we were just... - Filming... 433 00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:33,629 Filming a short... 434 00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:36,077 - Porno. - Show reel. 435 00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:37,621 - A show reel. - Yeah, I've got a buddy 436 00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:39,263 in the adult film industry who's looking 437 00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:41,212 for a few dwarves for his next project. 438 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,972 Really? 439 00:18:43,047 --> 00:18:45,247 Because what it looks like is you're staging a wedding 440 00:18:45,287 --> 00:18:47,412 in order to avoid immediate extradition 441 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:49,367 to the United States, where you're highly likely 442 00:18:49,368 --> 00:18:51,572 to face charges of treason. 443 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:55,212 Jerry, buddy, you really think 444 00:18:55,287 --> 00:18:56,859 this is gonna make a difference? 445 00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:00,997 Come on, we're leaving. 446 00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:22,892 Hang on. 447 00:19:22,967 --> 00:19:27,012 I must say, I do find it staggering 448 00:19:27,087 --> 00:19:29,892 that the FBI and the NSA should choose 449 00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:33,419 to pin all this on an individual. 450 00:19:33,494 --> 00:19:38,252 Jerry is unequivocally one of the most average officers 451 00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:40,172 I've ever had the pleasure of working with, 452 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:44,932 so to somehow imply that he could have influenced 453 00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:49,572 an entire election not only insults my intelligence, 454 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,287 which in case you haven't already figured, 455 00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:52,692 is really quite high, 456 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,452 but also stinks of the NSA looking for a scapegoat 457 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,339 to save its own skin. 458 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:02,419 We all make mistakes, all of us. 459 00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:06,419 I once overcooked beef. 460 00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:11,052 But although it may not look it, we are only human, 461 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,692 and we live in increasingly testing times, 462 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:18,539 so perhaps even people like Jerry deserve a second chance, 463 00:20:21,207 --> 00:20:22,877 just maybe not a third. 464 00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:26,939 For now though, he remains one of us, 465 00:20:28,287 --> 00:20:31,077 my responsibility, and I won't have him 466 00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:34,972 suddenly taken away from this shit hole, 467 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:37,572 particularly as I can have this whole saga wrapped up 468 00:20:37,647 --> 00:20:40,117 in so much red tape, that before you're even allowed 469 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,932 to so much as look at Jerry again, 470 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:45,292 everyone in this room will have passed away, even Evelyn. 471 00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:47,092 Oh my God. 472 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,219 They're gonna come after you no matter what. 473 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,379 Don't say I didn't warn you. 474 00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:54,973 Whatever. 475 00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:55,974 No. 476 00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,492 Wow, Chris. 477 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:08,572 I didn't realize I was such a valuable asset to GCHQ. 478 00:21:08,647 --> 00:21:12,172 Asset is one word for it, leverage is another. 479 00:21:12,247 --> 00:21:14,557 Imagine how much intel the NSA might be willing 480 00:21:14,581 --> 00:21:16,219 to give away if we held on to you. 481 00:21:18,287 --> 00:21:21,292 Right, so I'm kind of like ransom. 482 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,712 Well that's cool. 483 00:21:22,787 --> 00:21:24,663 I mean, that's still a compliment, right? 484 00:21:24,687 --> 00:21:26,357 Right? 485 00:21:26,381 --> 00:21:27,972 Sorry, Chris, can I just check, 486 00:21:28,047 --> 00:21:29,807 do we still get time off for our honeymoon? 487 00:21:35,287 --> 00:21:36,299 Hey, Chris! 488 00:21:36,374 --> 00:21:37,572 No, no, drink that. 489 00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:43,612 Yeah! 490 00:21:43,687 --> 00:21:45,212 Woo, Chris! 491 00:21:48,327 --> 00:21:49,932 Don't do that! 492 00:22:08,821 --> 00:22:10,781 - Mary, we're doing shots. - Mary, come do a shot! 493 00:22:10,782 --> 00:22:11,782 Come do a shot. 494 00:22:13,407 --> 00:22:15,292 ♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray ♪ 495 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:17,012 ♪ Misery's on the way ♪ 496 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:20,652 ♪ There are bad vibes just around the corner ♪ 497 00:22:20,727 --> 00:22:24,212 ♪ There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky ♪ 498 00:22:24,287 --> 00:22:26,292 ♪ It's clear as crystal ♪ 499 00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:28,132 ♪ From Bridlington to Bristol ♪ 500 00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:31,532 ♪ That we can't save democracy and we don't much care ♪ 501 00:22:31,607 --> 00:22:35,652 ♪ We'd better all learn the lyrics of the old Red Flag ♪ 502 00:22:35,727 --> 00:22:39,759 ♪ But wait till we drop down dead ♪ 503 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:42,560 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 35805

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