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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,209 --> 00:00:10,376 (dull roaring) (crackling) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:40,981 --> 00:00:43,731 (birds chirping) 5 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:53,652 - Oh, oh. 6 00:00:55,087 --> 00:00:56,538 Oh. 7 00:00:56,538 --> 00:00:57,371 Oh. 8 00:00:58,916 --> 00:00:59,999 Okay, I'm up. 9 00:01:01,768 --> 00:01:02,906 Okay. 10 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:04,105 Oh. 11 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,022 Okie dokie. 12 00:01:06,683 --> 00:01:07,516 Oh, okay. 13 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:10,417 Okay, I love you too. 14 00:01:10,417 --> 00:01:12,275 I love you, too. 15 00:01:12,275 --> 00:01:14,815 Thank you, thank you. 16 00:01:14,815 --> 00:01:17,034 You are such a good dog. 17 00:01:17,034 --> 00:01:19,284 (groaning) 18 00:01:20,477 --> 00:01:21,877 What's up? 19 00:01:21,877 --> 00:01:22,960 You wanna go? 20 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,301 Coffee time? 21 00:01:25,301 --> 00:01:27,801 Yeah, it's coffee time. 22 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:30,384 (somber music) 23 00:01:38,333 --> 00:01:41,083 (birds chirping) 24 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:50,003 (somber music) 25 00:01:58,623 --> 00:02:00,873 (mumbling) 26 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:07,068 Watch my glasses, watch my glasses. 27 00:02:07,068 --> 00:02:09,539 Oh, I don't wanna leave you. 28 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:11,872 I don't want leave you, too. 29 00:02:12,910 --> 00:02:13,743 Be good. 30 00:02:34,769 --> 00:02:37,852 (background chatter) 31 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,743 - [Voiceover] Friday, 3:45 p.m. 32 00:02:58,597 --> 00:03:00,077 (beeping) 33 00:03:00,077 --> 00:03:00,910 - [Voiceover] Hey, amigo, I need you 34 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,157 to hold down the fort for me. 35 00:03:02,157 --> 00:03:04,843 I gotta be at this conference for a couple more days. 36 00:03:04,843 --> 00:03:06,930 Also, I need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow 37 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:08,443 to finish up that report. 38 00:03:08,443 --> 00:03:09,800 Have it on my desk by Monday. 39 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:10,633 Thanks, brah. 40 00:03:10,633 --> 00:03:12,933 - [Voiceover] End of messages. 41 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:15,516 (upbeat music) 42 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:33,380 (pleasurable groaning) 43 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:41,833 (upbeat rock music) 44 00:03:55,975 --> 00:03:58,308 (squeaking) 45 00:04:06,383 --> 00:04:07,568 - [Simon] Who's that, Amy? 46 00:04:07,568 --> 00:04:08,810 Oh! 47 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:11,060 (mumbling) 48 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:25,548 - [Woman] Pretty dog. 49 00:04:25,548 --> 00:04:28,298 (dramatic music) 50 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:42,360 (muffled conversation) 51 00:04:43,414 --> 00:04:47,879 - [Voiceover] What do you mean, it's blocked off? 52 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:49,176 By how much? 53 00:04:49,176 --> 00:04:51,490 (muffled rock music) 54 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:54,948 You can't do this to me right now. 55 00:04:54,948 --> 00:04:55,781 Oh, shit. 56 00:04:56,668 --> 00:04:59,333 God dammit, man, I am so... 57 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,583 (crashing) 58 00:05:08,270 --> 00:05:10,603 (vibrating) 59 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:16,178 (muffled rock music) 60 00:05:22,431 --> 00:05:23,264 - Hey man. 61 00:05:26,432 --> 00:05:29,730 - [Man In Robe] What's going on? 62 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:33,397 - Not a whole lot, everything cool with you? 63 00:05:34,855 --> 00:05:38,105 - [Man In Robe] Just jonesin' bullshit. 64 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,425 - Same old bullshit? 65 00:05:46,028 --> 00:05:48,945 - [Man In Robe] Yep, same old shit. 66 00:05:51,079 --> 00:05:53,710 (mumbling) 67 00:05:53,710 --> 00:05:54,543 Oh, fuck. 68 00:05:55,585 --> 00:05:56,752 - Hey man, uh, 69 00:05:58,961 --> 00:06:02,044 don't forget about this month's rent. 70 00:06:04,602 --> 00:06:05,990 - I thought we already paid that. 71 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,101 - I paid last month's. 72 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:11,258 And last week, I had to take Amy to the vet. 73 00:06:11,258 --> 00:06:12,250 I don't know if you noticed. 74 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:14,968 (laughing) 75 00:06:14,968 --> 00:06:17,633 - Oh, shit. (laughs) 76 00:06:17,633 --> 00:06:20,472 Yeah, it's just a pain in the ass to deal with dogs, man. 77 00:06:20,472 --> 00:06:21,630 - Yeah, well, it's-- 78 00:06:21,630 --> 00:06:23,902 - [Man In Robe] Whatever. 79 00:06:23,902 --> 00:06:25,067 - What I'm trying to say, dude, is-- 80 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:25,930 (groaning) 81 00:06:25,930 --> 00:06:26,763 I'm not gonna-- 82 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:27,596 - [Man In Robe] What? 83 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,414 - I'm not gonna have enough dough 84 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:32,622 to, to cover us both this month. 85 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:34,495 - [Man In Robe] Okay, just, you know, 86 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,761 just remind me about it in the morning. 87 00:06:35,761 --> 00:06:36,811 - Matt. 88 00:06:36,811 --> 00:06:39,106 - [Matt] (groaning) What dude? 89 00:06:39,106 --> 00:06:40,862 - Just let me know if you're not gonna have it, 90 00:06:40,862 --> 00:06:44,153 right now, I mean-- - [Matt] Oh god. 91 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:47,611 Look, I'll get the fuckin' rent money, okay? 92 00:06:47,611 --> 00:06:48,444 It's not a big deal. 93 00:06:48,444 --> 00:06:49,686 - It is a big deal, this is where we live. 94 00:06:49,686 --> 00:06:51,673 - [Matt] It's not a big deal. 95 00:06:51,673 --> 00:06:53,456 I'll figure it out, alright? 96 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:55,206 Don't worry about it. 97 00:07:08,686 --> 00:07:10,686 (sighs) 98 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:23,868 (phone ringing) 99 00:07:23,868 --> 00:07:24,729 - [Voiceover] Please leave me a message 100 00:07:24,729 --> 00:07:25,847 and I'll call you back. 101 00:07:25,847 --> 00:07:26,860 Thank you, bye. 102 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:27,922 (beeping) 103 00:07:27,922 --> 00:07:29,838 - [Simon] Hey, this is, uh, 104 00:07:29,838 --> 00:07:31,503 well, you know who it is. 105 00:07:31,503 --> 00:07:34,621 Anyways, I just got here, and, yeah. 106 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,335 Um, can't wait to see you. 107 00:07:37,335 --> 00:07:38,756 Alright? 108 00:07:38,756 --> 00:07:39,589 Bye. 109 00:07:41,451 --> 00:07:42,896 (phone ringing) 110 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,010 - [Voiceover] Please leave me a message. 111 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:47,697 - [Simon] Hey, uh, I thought I missed your call. 112 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:49,549 We can, you know, reschedule. 113 00:07:49,549 --> 00:07:50,716 Um, not upset. 114 00:07:52,342 --> 00:07:55,592 I just hope everything's okay with you. 115 00:07:57,318 --> 00:07:59,874 (phone ringing) 116 00:07:59,874 --> 00:08:00,894 - [Voiceover] The mailbox is full 117 00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:03,129 and cannot accept any messages at this time. 118 00:08:03,129 --> 00:08:03,962 Goodbye. 119 00:08:05,010 --> 00:08:07,593 (somber music) 120 00:08:16,637 --> 00:08:19,470 (heavy breathing) 121 00:08:43,727 --> 00:08:45,607 (snoring) 122 00:08:45,607 --> 00:08:47,524 - [Voiceover] For sure. 123 00:08:48,841 --> 00:08:49,751 - [Voiceover] You know, honey, you've invited me 124 00:08:49,751 --> 00:08:52,198 to dinner so many times in the last couple of months, 125 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:55,190 it's almost like we're married already. 126 00:08:55,190 --> 00:08:57,012 - [Voiceover] I wish we were, darling. 127 00:08:57,012 --> 00:08:59,007 It's been a long year. 128 00:08:59,007 --> 00:09:01,424 - [Voiceover] For both of us. 129 00:09:03,255 --> 00:09:06,172 - Oh, wow, wow, you really love me. 130 00:09:07,717 --> 00:09:09,104 You really love me. 131 00:09:09,104 --> 00:09:11,002 Oh, wow, okay. 132 00:09:11,002 --> 00:09:13,585 Oh. (laughing) 133 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,466 Give me a kiss, give me a kiss. 134 00:09:32,466 --> 00:09:33,466 There we go. 135 00:09:37,193 --> 00:09:39,272 Such a good pup. 136 00:09:39,272 --> 00:09:41,855 (serene music) 137 00:10:38,652 --> 00:10:41,402 (dramatic music) 138 00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:59,928 - [Voiceover] I'm beautiful because I exist. 139 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,793 I am one with the world. 140 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:12,213 I am whole and complete. 141 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:17,891 Smiling changes reality. 142 00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:32,657 (groaning) 143 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:40,558 - [Matt] Fuck you, man. 144 00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:42,804 - [Man In Black Sweater] Did you piss your fuckin' pants? 145 00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:43,841 - No, I didn't piss my-- 146 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:45,155 - [Man In Black Sweater] Are you a pisser? 147 00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:46,541 - I've been at the fucking gym, man, 148 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:47,401 I've been working out. 149 00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:48,234 - [Man In Black Sweater] You've been at the gym 150 00:11:48,234 --> 00:11:50,694 when you should have been getting my money. 151 00:11:50,694 --> 00:11:52,081 - [Matt] Don't hit my face, dude. 152 00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,101 Don't hit my face! 153 00:11:53,101 --> 00:11:54,334 Fuck, man, alright! 154 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:55,253 - [Man In Black Sweater] You've got three days, 155 00:11:55,253 --> 00:11:56,633 and I'm taking your guitar. 156 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,376 - Take my fucking guitar, man. 157 00:11:58,376 --> 00:11:59,209 Come on, dude. 158 00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:00,064 - [Man In Black Sweater] Fine, I'm taking 159 00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:02,112 your fucking dog instead. 160 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,567 - You can have the fucking dog, that's fine. 161 00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:05,418 Do you need the leash? 162 00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:06,630 I can get you the leash if you need it. 163 00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:07,663 - [Man In Black Sweater] Three days. 164 00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:10,747 Give me that money, or I'm killing you and this dog. 165 00:12:10,747 --> 00:12:12,762 - Well, I fucking killed your mom's pussy last night. 166 00:12:12,762 --> 00:12:15,691 What do you think about that? 167 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:16,779 Goddammit! 168 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,110 - [Man In Black Sweater] have a good weekend, Matt. 169 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:20,022 - Fuck you guys, man. 170 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:22,622 Get the fuck outta my house. 171 00:12:22,622 --> 00:12:24,387 Fuck you bitches up. 172 00:12:24,387 --> 00:12:26,967 - [Man In Black Sweater] Good dog, that's a good dog. 173 00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:27,800 - Fuck. 174 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,440 - [Voiceover] My question is, how do you find the balance 175 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:37,286 to where sometimes you give too much attention, 176 00:12:37,286 --> 00:12:38,304 and you feel like you're smothering, 177 00:12:38,304 --> 00:12:40,572 and if you don't, then you go to, like, 178 00:12:40,572 --> 00:12:42,390 not giving nothing to them at all? 179 00:12:42,390 --> 00:12:44,268 - [Voiceover] Yeah, I got an answer for that one, Greg. 180 00:12:44,268 --> 00:12:46,157 Ask her what she wants. 181 00:12:46,157 --> 00:12:47,068 - [Voiceover] Should appreciate 182 00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:48,217 the fact that they're honest, 183 00:12:48,217 --> 00:12:50,938 and relationships grow as people grow, 184 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,771 likely delusional, seasons change. 185 00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:58,752 Make sure that you are aware of the changes, 186 00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:01,052 not only in the other person, but within yourself, 187 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:02,878 and you effectively communicate things, 188 00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:06,814 then you won't wake up in the midst of a nightmare. 189 00:13:06,814 --> 00:13:10,316 - [Simon] Amy, come here girl. (whistles) 190 00:13:10,316 --> 00:13:11,149 Come here! 191 00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:12,810 - [Voiceover] Or should I put my foot down? 192 00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,444 - [Simon] Where the hell is my dog, man? 193 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:15,619 What's going on? 194 00:13:15,619 --> 00:13:16,452 (gasps) 195 00:13:16,452 --> 00:13:17,500 - [Voiceover] Love is the only answer. 196 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,583 - [Simon] Come on, come on. 197 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,672 What's going on? 198 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:20,981 - [Voiceover] Supposing Glenn never 199 00:13:20,981 --> 00:13:23,399 gets over wearing girl's clothing? 200 00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:25,234 - [Voiceover] Would it matter to you very much? 201 00:13:25,234 --> 00:13:27,432 - [Simon] What the hell is this? 202 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,281 - [Voiceover] I love Glenn. 203 00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:31,910 I'll do everything I can to make him happy. 204 00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:34,827 (Simon whispering) 205 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:39,966 (sighs) (somber music playing on TV) 206 00:13:44,042 --> 00:13:45,675 - [Simon] 10 fucking thousand dollars? 207 00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:47,687 - Look, everything's gonna be fine, alright? 208 00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:48,686 - Three days, what the fuck are we, 209 00:13:48,686 --> 00:13:51,416 what we are gonna do, man? 210 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:54,219 - [Matt] Ah, man, I'll figure it out, alright? 211 00:13:54,219 --> 00:13:56,386 - Who the fuck has my dog? 212 00:13:57,328 --> 00:13:58,219 - Butch. 213 00:13:58,219 --> 00:13:59,052 - Bitch? 214 00:13:59,052 --> 00:13:59,885 - Butch! 215 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,229 - Why did you go to him for money, man? 216 00:14:03,229 --> 00:14:04,875 - Look man, on my last fucking album, alright, 217 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:05,708 I took out a loan. 218 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,326 I thought that was gonna be the one to pop, 219 00:14:07,326 --> 00:14:09,844 and it didn't, alright? 220 00:14:09,844 --> 00:14:10,844 I'm gonna... 221 00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:13,632 I'm gonna talk to Blill. 222 00:14:13,632 --> 00:14:14,893 I'm gonna see if Blill can-- 223 00:14:14,893 --> 00:14:15,729 - [Simon] Bill? 224 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,205 - Blill. 225 00:14:17,205 --> 00:14:18,038 B-L-I-L-L. 226 00:14:21,058 --> 00:14:22,251 I don't know why the fuck his parents 227 00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:25,501 put that goddamn L there, but they did. 228 00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,121 I'm gonna have him call Butch, man, 229 00:14:28,121 --> 00:14:29,658 see if he can buy us some more time. 230 00:14:29,658 --> 00:14:30,887 - Why the fuck did they take my dog? 231 00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:32,104 - Look, it doesn't fucking matter. 232 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,500 I wrote a new song and I really think 233 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,150 that this is gonna be the one to fucking do it. 234 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:36,983 Okay? 235 00:14:36,983 --> 00:14:38,655 I think it's gonna be big, man. 236 00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,500 Alright? 237 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,721 Check this shit out. 238 00:14:40,721 --> 00:14:41,804 Check it out. 239 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,081 (strumming guitar) 240 00:14:46,081 --> 00:14:47,317 That's the beginning. 241 00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:51,484 (poorly played acoustic guitar music) 242 00:14:53,846 --> 00:14:55,962 That's like the verse part. 243 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,414 Then it goes to this chroma, chromatic thing. 244 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:02,247 Like a, (plays guitar chord). 245 00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:06,660 It's like the break. 246 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,493 I think it's pretty-- 247 00:15:07,493 --> 00:15:10,482 - You got us both fucking killed, man. 248 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:11,914 Congradu-fucking-lations, man. 249 00:15:11,914 --> 00:15:13,300 - Butch is a fucking pussy, man. 250 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,094 He's not gonna do shit. 251 00:15:15,094 --> 00:15:15,927 Alright? 252 00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:18,101 Simon. 253 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,376 Come on, man. 254 00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:24,976 Look, I know it's in your nature to be a total bitch 255 00:15:24,976 --> 00:15:28,320 at all times, about everything, 256 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,603 just completely fucking lame all the time, 257 00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:33,936 total drag to hang out with. 258 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:38,087 I don't know how you wake up every day and do it. 259 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:40,088 By do it, I mean being you. 260 00:15:40,088 --> 00:15:41,706 Don't know how you do it. 261 00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:43,437 I couldn't do it. 262 00:15:43,437 --> 00:15:45,239 But this one time, I just want you 263 00:15:45,239 --> 00:15:47,204 to pretend you're somebody else, 264 00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:48,968 pretend you're successful, 265 00:15:48,968 --> 00:15:50,724 pretend you have balls, 266 00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:54,450 pretend you're not a total fucking pussy 267 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:58,366 and just be cool and trust me on this. 268 00:15:58,366 --> 00:15:59,199 Alright? 269 00:16:01,616 --> 00:16:04,283 (Skype ringing) 270 00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:06,644 - Matt, can you hear me? 271 00:16:06,644 --> 00:16:07,477 - Huh? 272 00:16:07,477 --> 00:16:08,376 Blill, Blill. 273 00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:09,209 - Hello? 274 00:16:09,209 --> 00:16:10,294 Hey, what's up man? 275 00:16:10,294 --> 00:16:11,127 - Blill, listen dude, 276 00:16:11,127 --> 00:16:11,960 here's the deal. (Simon mumbling) 277 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,196 Yeah, it's him, hold on. 278 00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:14,863 I owe Butch $10,000. 279 00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:18,581 He's giving us three days or he's gonna fucking kill me. 280 00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:19,789 Alright, I need you to call him 281 00:16:19,789 --> 00:16:21,177 and just give me a couple of more weeks. 282 00:16:21,177 --> 00:16:23,745 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 283 00:16:23,745 --> 00:16:25,576 Slow down, man. 284 00:16:25,576 --> 00:16:26,753 - He has Simon's dog. 285 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,607 You remember Simon, my roommate. 286 00:16:28,607 --> 00:16:30,163 - Yeah, I ate a dog yesterday. 287 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,125 I'm in Thailand, brother, I'm on vacation. 288 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,189 What are you bothering me for? 289 00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:34,621 - I just need you to make a phone call. 290 00:16:34,621 --> 00:16:36,752 (Blill laughing) 291 00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:39,585 Can you ju-st call him for me, please? 292 00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:42,117 Just pick up the fucking phone and call? 293 00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:43,535 - [Blill] This is your own bullshit, man. 294 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,487 - What do you want? 295 00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:48,647 - Do you even own a copy of my book? 296 00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:50,075 You know I've been busting my hump 297 00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,838 trying to sell a fuckin' book. 298 00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,658 - [Matt] I didn't even know you wrote a fucking book, man. 299 00:16:53,658 --> 00:16:54,991 - What the fuck? 300 00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:57,832 You don't know about my fucking book? 301 00:16:57,832 --> 00:16:59,585 - [Matt] I'll buy your goddamn book, alright? 302 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,667 - [Blill] Why do you even owe him $10,000? 303 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:01,569 - [Matt] I'll buy your fucking book. 304 00:17:01,569 --> 00:17:02,402 - That's fuckin' nothin', man. 305 00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:03,721 Why don't you go knock off a corner store 306 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:04,994 and get that money? 307 00:17:04,994 --> 00:17:05,827 What the fuck? 308 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:08,075 That's bullshit money, $10,000? 309 00:17:08,075 --> 00:17:11,384 He's not gonna kill you over $10,000. 310 00:17:11,384 --> 00:17:13,549 He'll cut your face off, but-- 311 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:16,372 - Okay, well, I'd prefer that not to happen, either, 312 00:17:16,372 --> 00:17:17,433 so that's why I-- 313 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:18,966 - Yeah, I prefer that not to, 314 00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:22,198 oh yeah, I'll just call Blill Masturbson, 315 00:17:22,198 --> 00:17:24,548 get him to call Butch, sort it all out. 316 00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:26,652 Then, I don't have to owe him 10 grand, 317 00:17:26,652 --> 00:17:27,731 get my dog back, 318 00:17:27,731 --> 00:17:30,928 everything will be fucking willy-nilly, fuckin' fine. 319 00:17:30,928 --> 00:17:31,761 And I don't have to worry 320 00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:33,610 about shit for the rest of my life, 321 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,169 do whatever the fuck I want, no consequences? 322 00:17:36,169 --> 00:17:37,473 - Sounds great. - [Blill] Is that what it is? 323 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,846 - Sounds great, you think you can do that? 324 00:17:39,846 --> 00:17:40,776 - Yeah, man, no problem. 325 00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:42,526 What are friends for? 326 00:17:43,515 --> 00:17:46,348 (toilet flushing) 327 00:17:47,594 --> 00:17:48,594 - [Matt] Oh. 328 00:17:50,814 --> 00:17:52,477 The fuck are you doing, dude? 329 00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:54,530 Are you spying on me? 330 00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:56,277 - What's the plan? 331 00:17:56,277 --> 00:17:59,140 - What do you mean, what's the plan? 332 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,872 - What are we gonna do? 333 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:01,965 - Blill's gonna take care of it. 334 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:02,798 He's gonna call him. 335 00:18:02,798 --> 00:18:04,125 Everything's gonna be fine. 336 00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:04,958 - [Simon] Blill? 337 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,791 - Yeah. 338 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,257 He's a stand-up guy, dude. 339 00:18:07,257 --> 00:18:08,573 - He gives you one-- - [Matt] It'll be fine. 340 00:18:08,573 --> 00:18:09,420 - Maybe two days. 341 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,253 What then, man? 342 00:18:10,253 --> 00:18:12,845 - I'll figure something out, alright? 343 00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:14,864 Chill the fuck out. 344 00:18:14,864 --> 00:18:18,364 - [Simon] How are we gonna get this money? 345 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,549 - I don't know. 346 00:18:22,381 --> 00:18:23,666 What... 347 00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:24,810 - [Simon] Call your parents, man. 348 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,213 - No. 349 00:18:26,213 --> 00:18:28,696 Absolutely not, absolutely not. 350 00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:31,191 I've gone in that well too many fucking times. 351 00:18:31,191 --> 00:18:33,383 When do you get paid again, man? 352 00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:35,477 - I just got paid last week, man. 353 00:18:35,477 --> 00:18:38,024 - [Matt] Do you got any money left? 354 00:18:38,024 --> 00:18:39,660 - It went to rent. 355 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:40,493 - [Matt] Fuck. 356 00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:42,576 - Which you still owe me. 357 00:18:44,532 --> 00:18:46,782 - You still got those guns? 358 00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:50,513 - No, no man. 359 00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,677 - Come on, man, it's easy money. 360 00:18:52,677 --> 00:18:54,699 - No, we're not doing that. 361 00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:55,949 - I don't have time for this shit. 362 00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:57,032 - [Simon] I just want my fucking dog, man. 363 00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:57,918 - [Matt] I'm getting the fuck outta here, man. 364 00:18:57,918 --> 00:19:00,052 I got a gig tonight. 365 00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:01,302 - No, bullshit. 366 00:19:02,197 --> 00:19:03,115 You're fuckin' staying here. 367 00:19:03,115 --> 00:19:05,704 We're figuring this out. 368 00:19:05,704 --> 00:19:06,945 - What the fuck do you want me to do, 369 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:07,778 just sit here-- - [Simon] You're not 370 00:19:07,778 --> 00:19:08,611 going anywhere. - [Matt] And pout like 371 00:19:08,611 --> 00:19:10,296 a little bitch all night? 372 00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:12,464 Jesus christ, man, you act like this is the first time. 373 00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:13,368 - He's going to kill you. - [Matt] I told you. 374 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:18,250 - Everything, he's not gonna fucking kill me, alright? 375 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,725 Chill the fuck out, man, you're way too tense. 376 00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:21,973 - Get that shit away from me, man. 377 00:19:21,973 --> 00:19:22,922 - Quit being so fuckin'-- 378 00:19:22,922 --> 00:19:24,756 - Put it out, man. 379 00:19:24,756 --> 00:19:25,767 Why don't you get fuckin' serious, 380 00:19:25,767 --> 00:19:26,712 for once in your fuckin' life? 381 00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:27,838 - Alright, alright, alright. 382 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:29,490 Alright, look. 383 00:19:29,490 --> 00:19:32,278 He's a pussy, all he does is talk shit. 384 00:19:32,278 --> 00:19:34,528 He's not gonna do anything. 385 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:39,633 Look, chill out, everything's gonna be fine, alright? 386 00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,446 Just come to my gig tonight, man. 387 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,747 Just come hang out, just let loose a little bit, 388 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:47,016 and we'll figure this shit out in the morning, okay? 389 00:19:47,016 --> 00:19:49,016 Everything will be fine. 390 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:52,912 What do you say? 391 00:19:52,912 --> 00:19:55,162 (groaning) 392 00:19:56,483 --> 00:19:58,316 That was fuckin' nice. 393 00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:01,058 That was good. 394 00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:02,225 Alright, okay. 395 00:20:04,854 --> 00:20:08,261 I'm not worried about where I'm gonna get $5,000. 396 00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:11,605 (muffled rock music) 397 00:20:11,605 --> 00:20:13,588 Fuckin' think about that shit, huh? 398 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,024 What, are you funny, fucker? 399 00:20:15,024 --> 00:20:17,786 (mumbling) 400 00:20:17,786 --> 00:20:19,619 I'm just dodging shit. 401 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,303 Boom! 402 00:20:22,303 --> 00:20:23,735 Let's do this shit. 403 00:20:23,735 --> 00:20:24,568 Got this. 404 00:20:30,581 --> 00:20:32,480 You're fucking dead. 405 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,548 He's gonna fucking kill you. 406 00:20:34,548 --> 00:20:35,381 Oh. 407 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,976 (heavy breathing) 408 00:20:44,646 --> 00:20:45,729 Jesus christ. 409 00:20:48,491 --> 00:20:50,741 (mumbling) 410 00:20:51,841 --> 00:20:54,008 (banging) 411 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:59,839 (dramatic rock music) (muffled background chatter) 412 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,033 (vibrating) 413 00:21:47,408 --> 00:21:51,183 - [Simon] Fucker can't do shit for himself. 414 00:21:51,183 --> 00:21:52,727 - Well, you know, he just takes advantage of you 415 00:21:52,727 --> 00:21:55,267 'cause he knows you're a little bitch. 416 00:21:55,267 --> 00:21:56,517 - Yeah, I know. 417 00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:01,471 - Hey, what's that guy's name again? 418 00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:03,668 - He's your fuckin' friend, dude. 419 00:22:03,668 --> 00:22:04,609 - [Matt] Is it Louis? 420 00:22:04,609 --> 00:22:05,785 Is that his name? 421 00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:06,739 - [Simon] Hey, what's up, man? 422 00:22:06,739 --> 00:22:07,572 - [Louis] What's up man? 423 00:22:07,572 --> 00:22:08,843 - What's up, man, Louis, right? 424 00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:09,759 - [Louis] Yes, hey, Matt. 425 00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:10,930 - Hey, cool, man, how you been, dude? 426 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:11,883 - [Louis] Nice to meet you, man. 427 00:22:11,883 --> 00:22:13,118 - Good to see you. - [Louis] Pretty awesome. 428 00:22:13,118 --> 00:22:14,202 I fuckin' love your music, dude. 429 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,035 - [Matt] Oh, really? 430 00:22:15,035 --> 00:22:15,868 Thank you. 431 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:17,307 - Sounds like a younger 432 00:22:17,307 --> 00:22:18,630 Tony Orlando. 433 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,857 - [Matt] Oh yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 434 00:22:19,857 --> 00:22:20,690 - [Matt] Tony Orlando. 435 00:22:20,690 --> 00:22:21,538 - Tony Orlando, yeah. 436 00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:22,453 - [Matt] I'll fuckin' take that. 437 00:22:22,453 --> 00:22:23,286 - What the fuck? 438 00:22:23,286 --> 00:22:24,130 - You don't know who Tony Orlando is? 439 00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:25,287 - [Louis] He's fuckin' awesome. 440 00:22:25,287 --> 00:22:26,987 - What the fuck are you talking about, dude? 441 00:22:26,987 --> 00:22:27,820 That's cool man. 442 00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:28,653 I'm not there yet. 443 00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:30,329 I'm a big deal around here, I'm not gonna lie. 444 00:22:30,329 --> 00:22:32,628 Like, pretty much, you gotta admit, dude, 445 00:22:32,628 --> 00:22:35,328 everybody knows who I am. 446 00:22:35,328 --> 00:22:36,161 - [Louis] Mmhmm. 447 00:22:36,161 --> 00:22:38,396 - I'm definitely, like, I'm a big deal for sure. 448 00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:41,577 Like, most people would know me in, 449 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,280 like, my little radius that I go in. 450 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,113 - Fucking cool. 451 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,545 - So yeah, it's really cool, man. 452 00:22:45,545 --> 00:22:48,346 - So, what are you guys gonna do after this? 453 00:22:48,346 --> 00:22:49,179 I know you guys-- 454 00:22:49,179 --> 00:22:50,445 - I don't know, dude, I'm fuckin' up for anything. 455 00:22:50,445 --> 00:22:51,308 I'm off work, tired-- 456 00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:52,659 - Dude, the fuck are you talking about, man? 457 00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:53,492 - What do you mean, no? 458 00:22:53,492 --> 00:22:54,325 What are you talking about? 459 00:22:54,325 --> 00:22:55,158 - We gotta get back, man. 460 00:22:55,158 --> 00:22:57,491 We have a lot of shit goin' on, man. 461 00:22:57,491 --> 00:22:59,243 Yeah, we can't. 462 00:22:59,243 --> 00:23:01,910 - [Matt] Right, right, whatever. 463 00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:04,192 - [Simon] Fuck, dude. 464 00:23:04,192 --> 00:23:06,493 - You guys into girls? 465 00:23:06,493 --> 00:23:07,923 - Fuck yeah, I'm into girls, man. 466 00:23:07,923 --> 00:23:08,756 Are you kidding me? 467 00:23:08,756 --> 00:23:09,787 - This guy is only into girls 468 00:23:09,787 --> 00:23:11,006 that has dick between their legs. 469 00:23:11,006 --> 00:23:12,144 (all groaning) 470 00:23:12,144 --> 00:23:13,174 - That's fuckin', cool, man, 471 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,090 me too! - [Matt] It is fuckin' cool. 472 00:23:14,090 --> 00:23:16,801 - It's like, you know the dick's there, 473 00:23:16,801 --> 00:23:18,433 but you don't see it or touch it. 474 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:19,891 - [Louis] I like that, too. 475 00:23:19,891 --> 00:23:21,203 - [Matt] It's not bad, is it? 476 00:23:21,203 --> 00:23:22,923 - [Louis] Yeah, man, come on, man. 477 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,767 - [Matt] It's not that bad. 478 00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:25,936 - I know a place-- 479 00:23:25,936 --> 00:23:26,832 - No, no, no. - [Matt] Really? 480 00:23:26,832 --> 00:23:29,034 It's a rub and tug joint, dude. 481 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,338 - No, man, we can't do that. 482 00:23:30,338 --> 00:23:31,751 - Fuck yeah, man, that sounds awesome. 483 00:23:31,751 --> 00:23:32,615 - Come on, man, come on. 484 00:23:32,615 --> 00:23:33,548 - I'm down, man. 485 00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:35,913 Come on, man, it'll be like an hour tops, man. 486 00:23:35,913 --> 00:23:36,746 Come on. 487 00:23:36,746 --> 00:23:39,714 - [Louis] I'm talkin' about naked girls, slutty ones. 488 00:23:39,714 --> 00:23:40,547 - [Matt] Fuck yeah, man. 489 00:23:40,547 --> 00:23:41,380 - And has big racks. 490 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,215 - [Matt] I say we go, dude. 491 00:23:42,215 --> 00:23:43,048 - We can't. 492 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:43,881 - [Louis] You should go, man. 493 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:44,714 - [Matt] Come on, man. - We can't. 494 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:46,297 No. 495 00:23:46,297 --> 00:23:47,737 - [Matt] Fuck, dude. 496 00:23:47,737 --> 00:23:48,820 - [Simon] No. 497 00:23:52,481 --> 00:23:54,557 - [Matt] I know how we can get this fucker out. 498 00:23:54,557 --> 00:23:55,390 Tell him, 499 00:23:55,390 --> 00:23:58,318 tell him there's gonna be some brown eye there. 500 00:23:58,318 --> 00:23:59,879 - [Louis] The fuck you talkin' about, brown eyes? 501 00:23:59,879 --> 00:24:00,942 - Fuck yeah, some brown eye. 502 00:24:00,942 --> 00:24:01,775 Mother fucker loves-- 503 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:02,608 - Like this? 504 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:03,892 - [Matt] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 505 00:24:03,892 --> 00:24:04,906 (laughing) 506 00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:05,739 Like this. 507 00:24:05,739 --> 00:24:06,572 - Hey, man! 508 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:07,602 - Oh my god. 509 00:24:07,602 --> 00:24:09,126 You guys talking about the buttholes. 510 00:24:09,126 --> 00:24:10,183 - Buttholes, man! 511 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:11,281 I love buttholes, man! 512 00:24:11,281 --> 00:24:12,406 - Come on, man, come on. 513 00:24:12,406 --> 00:24:13,366 - [Matt] Who doesn't like a little 514 00:24:13,366 --> 00:24:14,251 butthole from time to time? 515 00:24:14,251 --> 00:24:15,084 You down? 516 00:24:15,084 --> 00:24:16,052 - [Simon] Alright. 517 00:24:16,052 --> 00:24:17,050 Alright man, let's do it. 518 00:24:17,050 --> 00:24:17,931 - [Matt] Let's get the fuck outta here. 519 00:24:17,931 --> 00:24:18,813 Buttholes, man. 520 00:24:18,813 --> 00:24:20,154 - [Louis] Yeah, let's go, let's go. 521 00:24:20,154 --> 00:24:21,565 - We kinda missed each other on that, 522 00:24:21,565 --> 00:24:22,898 but that's cool. 523 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,613 Alright, let's fuckin' party. 524 00:24:31,613 --> 00:24:33,613 - Right on, get partied. 525 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,775 - [Matt] Fuck, man. 526 00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,942 - So, where are the girls? 527 00:24:40,191 --> 00:24:41,470 - [Louis] Don't worry, they will be here. 528 00:24:41,470 --> 00:24:42,461 - [Simon] You're not gonna try 529 00:24:42,461 --> 00:24:44,878 to rape us or anything crazy? 530 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,532 - Fuck, man, I'm not gonna try to rape you. 531 00:24:48,532 --> 00:24:49,911 - [Matt] You better not have fuckin' brought us here 532 00:24:49,911 --> 00:24:51,467 'cause you're gonna kill us, dude. 533 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:52,300 - What? 534 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:53,402 - [Matt] Yeah, I'll fuck you up. 535 00:24:53,402 --> 00:24:55,888 - [Louis] Okay, I were never ever gonna do that, okay? 536 00:24:55,888 --> 00:24:57,749 - [Matt] Yeah, you better not try to rape me, either, dude. 537 00:24:57,749 --> 00:24:59,183 - Fucking disgusting. 538 00:24:59,183 --> 00:25:01,264 I would never rape you guys. 539 00:25:01,264 --> 00:25:02,729 I am not gay, why I need to rape you? 540 00:25:02,729 --> 00:25:03,713 - [Matt] Why wouldn't you? 541 00:25:03,713 --> 00:25:04,891 I'm a perfect 10. - [Simon] Louis. 542 00:25:04,891 --> 00:25:05,959 - [Simon] Where are the girls, man? 543 00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:07,022 - [Matt] I'm hotter than shit. 544 00:25:07,022 --> 00:25:08,159 - They will be here, okay? 545 00:25:08,159 --> 00:25:09,121 - [Matt] No, you drink this shit first. 546 00:25:09,121 --> 00:25:10,363 - [Simon] I think you're just trying to get us drunk 547 00:25:10,363 --> 00:25:11,256 so you can rape us. 548 00:25:11,256 --> 00:25:13,074 - Yeah, there's no fucking girls, man. 549 00:25:13,074 --> 00:25:14,580 Gah... 550 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:15,793 - I'm not fucking gay. 551 00:25:15,793 --> 00:25:17,985 I'm not gonna rape anybody. 552 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:20,168 Here, take this shot. 553 00:25:20,168 --> 00:25:22,918 (dramatic music) 554 00:25:51,956 --> 00:25:53,638 - Oh yeah, ooh, what do we got here? 555 00:25:53,638 --> 00:25:54,471 Oh... 556 00:25:55,649 --> 00:25:58,925 Oh, Simon, you're fuckin' missing out, man. 557 00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,055 These chicks are fuckin' crazy, man. 558 00:26:01,055 --> 00:26:03,038 What are you, fuckin' pussy ass mama's boy. 559 00:26:03,038 --> 00:26:04,540 What are you doin'? 560 00:26:04,540 --> 00:26:05,707 What the fuck? 561 00:26:10,574 --> 00:26:13,007 - Come on, Matt, enjoy it. 562 00:26:13,007 --> 00:26:15,729 - I was until he hit me in the, hit with a fuckin' dildo. 563 00:26:15,729 --> 00:26:19,812 (coughing) It's fucking amazing. 564 00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:23,157 - [Louis] Mama. 565 00:26:23,157 --> 00:26:24,490 - Ugh, I'm done. 566 00:26:26,499 --> 00:26:28,662 Simon doesn't respect me. 567 00:26:28,662 --> 00:26:30,892 Louis doesn't respect me. 568 00:26:30,892 --> 00:26:32,541 My parents don't respect me. 569 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,332 My brother doesn't respect me. 570 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:39,458 Everybody at work, nobody fucking respects me. 571 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:40,291 You know, 572 00:26:41,585 --> 00:26:43,020 my therapist, she says, 573 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:46,298 "You give respect, you get respect." 574 00:26:46,298 --> 00:26:48,210 All the fuck I do is give respect. 575 00:26:48,210 --> 00:26:50,868 I respect everybody I fuckin' see. 576 00:26:50,868 --> 00:26:55,741 I even fucking respect people I've never even met. 577 00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:56,739 I'm not racist. 578 00:26:56,739 --> 00:26:58,262 I'm not prejudice. 579 00:26:58,262 --> 00:26:59,688 I'm selfless. 580 00:26:59,688 --> 00:27:01,521 I just don't get it. 581 00:27:01,521 --> 00:27:04,553 You know, I'm an artist, man. 582 00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:05,441 Alright? 583 00:27:05,441 --> 00:27:06,891 Dude, I just fuckin' realized that. 584 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:09,356 I'm a centric, okay? 585 00:27:09,356 --> 00:27:11,410 I fuckin' wear weird shit. 586 00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:13,871 I say weird things from time to time, alright? 587 00:27:13,871 --> 00:27:16,288 It's a fucking art, you know? 588 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:19,252 Nobody takes me seriously, 589 00:27:19,252 --> 00:27:22,157 you know, like a fucking joke. 590 00:27:22,157 --> 00:27:26,157 (music pounding from next room) 591 00:27:26,999 --> 00:27:28,699 Man, Louis, thank you for tonight. 592 00:27:28,699 --> 00:27:31,275 Dude, this is fuckin' awesome. 593 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:33,489 - [Louis] No problem, man. 594 00:27:33,489 --> 00:27:36,213 That's how I fuckin' roll every night. 595 00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:37,877 - [Matt] Shut the fuck up, man. 596 00:27:37,877 --> 00:27:39,957 What you mean that's how you roll every night? 597 00:27:39,957 --> 00:27:40,827 - [Louis] What? 598 00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:43,108 I'm fuckin' serious. 599 00:27:43,108 --> 00:27:44,795 - [Matt] You tell me that you blow all that fuckin' money 600 00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:47,628 on bitches and drugs, every night? 601 00:27:49,093 --> 00:27:50,614 - I'm fuckin' gangster. 602 00:27:50,614 --> 00:27:52,167 (laughing) 603 00:27:52,167 --> 00:27:56,149 - [Matt] What, you're not fucking a gangster. 604 00:27:56,149 --> 00:27:57,592 What's this guy talking about? 605 00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,305 - Fuck yeah, I mean, my parents have stolen goods, 606 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,861 so that's why I ... 607 00:28:01,861 --> 00:28:03,658 They give me all the money, you know? 608 00:28:03,658 --> 00:28:06,314 - [Matt] It must be nice, yeah not to do shit. 609 00:28:06,314 --> 00:28:09,193 Hey, you got a lighter, man? 610 00:28:09,193 --> 00:28:11,055 - [Voiceover] Jack, you're almost there. 611 00:28:11,055 --> 00:28:12,639 - Yeah. 612 00:28:12,639 --> 00:28:14,567 Hey, look, I'm fucking starving. 613 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,275 Are you guys hungry? - [Simon] Hypnotik. 614 00:28:16,275 --> 00:28:18,692 - [Matt] I guess I could eat. 615 00:28:19,526 --> 00:28:21,984 - [Louis] You could drive? 616 00:28:21,984 --> 00:28:23,587 - [Matt] Yeah, I could drive. 617 00:28:23,587 --> 00:28:24,498 I said are you sure? 618 00:28:24,498 --> 00:28:25,984 - [Simon] Just fuckin' look forward, dude. 619 00:28:25,984 --> 00:28:26,968 - [Matt] Is my seatbelt on? 620 00:28:26,968 --> 00:28:28,435 - [Simon] Yes, man. 621 00:28:28,435 --> 00:28:30,524 (snoring) 622 00:28:30,524 --> 00:28:32,527 - [Matt] Oh, yeah. 623 00:28:32,527 --> 00:28:33,360 Ugh, shit. 624 00:28:34,841 --> 00:28:37,856 - The kid's passed out, man. 625 00:28:37,856 --> 00:28:40,107 - [Matt] Yeah, he's fuckin' shit-faced, man. 626 00:28:40,107 --> 00:28:42,607 The fucker knows how to party. 627 00:28:44,611 --> 00:28:47,405 Have you thought any more about 628 00:28:47,405 --> 00:28:50,155 what I was talkin' about earlier? 629 00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:53,625 - No, I didn't. 630 00:28:56,269 --> 00:28:57,652 - [Matt] Why not? 631 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,971 - 'Cause it's a ridiculous idea. 632 00:29:00,971 --> 00:29:02,533 - Why is it ridiculous? 633 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,712 - It's like being in a pile of shit, Matt, 634 00:29:04,712 --> 00:29:07,272 and then wanting to step into another pile. 635 00:29:07,272 --> 00:29:08,872 It doesn't make sense, man. 636 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,350 - What? 637 00:29:10,350 --> 00:29:11,725 - [Simon] God dammit Matt, I mean fuck! 638 00:29:11,725 --> 00:29:13,256 - Hey, hey. 639 00:29:13,256 --> 00:29:14,532 Chill out. 640 00:29:14,532 --> 00:29:15,365 Chill out. 641 00:29:15,365 --> 00:29:17,198 Just fuckin' with you. 642 00:29:18,366 --> 00:29:21,199 (blows raspberry) 643 00:29:33,112 --> 00:29:34,161 Look man, I really think we should-- 644 00:29:34,161 --> 00:29:35,451 - Shut the fuck up, man. 645 00:29:35,451 --> 00:29:37,975 I don't wanna hear about that shit anymore. 646 00:29:37,975 --> 00:29:39,128 It's not a fuckin' option. 647 00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:40,292 How many times do I have to tell you? 648 00:29:40,292 --> 00:29:42,673 - Dude, what's the fuckin' worst that could happen? 649 00:29:42,673 --> 00:29:44,010 - There's a shitload that could happen. 650 00:29:44,010 --> 00:29:44,975 There has to be a better option. 651 00:29:44,975 --> 00:29:46,676 Come on, just fuckin' think. 652 00:29:46,676 --> 00:29:47,793 Use your head for once. 653 00:29:47,793 --> 00:29:48,710 Shit, dude! 654 00:29:52,278 --> 00:29:56,195 - Okay, this is something I thought up earlier: 655 00:29:59,455 --> 00:30:00,534 Louis. 656 00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:01,455 - What about him? 657 00:30:01,455 --> 00:30:02,966 - We kidnap him. 658 00:30:02,966 --> 00:30:03,799 - [Simon] Do you really think 659 00:30:03,799 --> 00:30:05,251 that fuckin' money talk is all real? 660 00:30:05,251 --> 00:30:07,008 - Fuck yeah it's real, are you kidding me? 661 00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:07,971 That guy's loaded. 662 00:30:07,971 --> 00:30:08,804 - No. 663 00:30:09,706 --> 00:30:12,247 Why would he be staying at that shitty motel, huh? 664 00:30:12,247 --> 00:30:13,213 - I don't know. 665 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:16,228 Maybe he likes banging whores in shitty motels. 666 00:30:16,228 --> 00:30:17,393 That's how I would do it. 667 00:30:17,393 --> 00:30:19,297 - [Simon] Maybe he's fuckin' broke. 668 00:30:19,297 --> 00:30:20,777 - He's not broke, dude. 669 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:21,610 - [Matt] Why would he be spending 670 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:23,740 all the fuckin' money on us if he was broke? 671 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:25,501 - He's fuckin' lonely, Matt. 672 00:30:25,501 --> 00:30:27,050 He just wants to be your friend. 673 00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:28,185 - Oh, isn't that fuckin' sweet 674 00:30:28,185 --> 00:30:30,354 and sentimental of you, Simon. 675 00:30:30,354 --> 00:30:32,022 You know, I don't know how the fuck 676 00:30:32,022 --> 00:30:35,003 to be lonely and rich at the same god damn time. 677 00:30:35,003 --> 00:30:36,670 - I don't know, man. 678 00:30:43,713 --> 00:30:45,713 How would we do it then? 679 00:30:47,182 --> 00:30:49,877 - All we gotta do is fuckin' drive him to the house, 680 00:30:49,877 --> 00:30:52,278 dig through his phone, find his parent's contact, 681 00:30:52,278 --> 00:30:53,216 call the fuckers and say, 682 00:30:53,216 --> 00:30:54,299 "Hey, we got your son." 683 00:30:54,299 --> 00:30:55,725 - And then they trace the fuckin' call 684 00:30:55,725 --> 00:30:56,558 and then it's game over. 685 00:30:56,558 --> 00:30:57,977 - What the fuck, they're in China, dude. 686 00:30:57,977 --> 00:30:59,170 They're not goin' to trace the phone. 687 00:30:59,170 --> 00:31:00,749 What are you talkin' about? 688 00:31:00,749 --> 00:31:02,918 This isn't some fuckin' shitty episode of Law and Order. 689 00:31:02,918 --> 00:31:04,486 For all I know, some drunks took his phone, 690 00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:07,121 and prank called random numbers. 691 00:31:07,121 --> 00:31:08,183 - I don't know, man. 692 00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:09,131 - [Matt] Dude, trust me on this one, man. 693 00:31:09,131 --> 00:31:10,549 - [Simon] I don't know. 694 00:31:10,549 --> 00:31:11,966 - Dude, trust me. 695 00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:15,046 Think about it, dude. 696 00:31:15,046 --> 00:31:17,496 You got some kid living over here, 697 00:31:17,496 --> 00:31:19,894 halfway across the fuckin' world, alright? 698 00:31:19,894 --> 00:31:21,460 He's got no job. 699 00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:23,377 He's droppin' a couple thousand dollars, at least, 700 00:31:23,377 --> 00:31:24,230 every fuckin' night. 701 00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:26,445 Where do you think that money's comin' from? 702 00:31:26,445 --> 00:31:29,115 Think it's just fallin' outta the fuckin' sky? 703 00:31:29,115 --> 00:31:31,399 - You're fuckin' sick, man. 704 00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:34,017 Seriously, you got a fucked up mind. 705 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:35,278 - You got a fucked up mind. 706 00:31:35,278 --> 00:31:37,933 Man, I'm just tryin' to get us outta this mess. 707 00:31:37,933 --> 00:31:40,812 - [Simon] Yeah, the one you got us in. 708 00:31:40,812 --> 00:31:42,410 - Just look, Simon, 709 00:31:42,410 --> 00:31:45,004 you're gonna get your fuckin' dog back, alright? 710 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,772 I'm gonna get my life back. 711 00:31:46,772 --> 00:31:49,060 And, you, hey, you know, 712 00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:51,755 maybe Louis will get a friend out of it. 713 00:31:51,755 --> 00:31:53,620 - Yeah, a fuckin' fake friend. 714 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,908 - Some of the best friends I've ever had, 715 00:31:55,908 --> 00:31:58,067 are fake friends. 716 00:31:58,067 --> 00:31:59,268 - Fuck you! 717 00:31:59,268 --> 00:32:00,562 Fuck you, man! 718 00:32:00,562 --> 00:32:01,395 I wouldn't be sitting here 719 00:32:01,395 --> 00:32:02,867 if I was your fuckin' fake friend. 720 00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:04,448 - You're definitely not my best friend, 721 00:32:04,448 --> 00:32:06,220 especially if you're gonna talk to me like that. 722 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:07,503 - You're a dick. 723 00:32:07,503 --> 00:32:10,417 - [Matt] Ah, you gotta chill. 724 00:32:10,417 --> 00:32:11,449 - Fuckin' asshole, man. 725 00:32:11,449 --> 00:32:13,504 - [Matt] Chill out, man, trust me on this. 726 00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:14,337 Alright? 727 00:32:17,730 --> 00:32:19,366 - I just want my fuckin' dog back, dude. 728 00:32:19,366 --> 00:32:20,741 - You and your fuckin' dog. 729 00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:23,063 It's always about the dog, you know? 730 00:32:23,063 --> 00:32:26,480 You forget they're gonna fuckin' kill me. 731 00:32:29,899 --> 00:32:31,406 Care if I score one of these? 732 00:32:31,406 --> 00:32:32,239 - No. 733 00:32:32,239 --> 00:32:33,615 - Come on, man, I'm so fuckin' hungry. 734 00:32:33,615 --> 00:32:34,968 - No, you should have fuckin' ordered some. 735 00:32:34,968 --> 00:32:35,801 There are mine. 736 00:32:35,801 --> 00:32:36,664 - I don't have any money, man. 737 00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:37,497 - No! 738 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,220 - [Matt] Come on, please, just give me one. 739 00:32:39,220 --> 00:32:40,182 - I'm not gonna fuckin' share. 740 00:32:40,182 --> 00:32:42,015 - [Matt] I touched it. 741 00:32:43,277 --> 00:32:44,629 - Fuckin' dickhead man. 742 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,160 - [Matt] So you don't care? 743 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,016 - I know where those fuckin' 744 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:49,227 fingers have been tonight, asshole. 745 00:32:49,227 --> 00:32:50,326 - Do you care if I have one now? 746 00:32:50,326 --> 00:32:52,043 - You better eat all of it. 747 00:32:52,043 --> 00:32:53,030 - Alright. 748 00:32:53,030 --> 00:32:53,863 - Gosh. 749 00:32:53,863 --> 00:32:55,030 - Thanks, man. 750 00:32:58,066 --> 00:32:59,192 Ugh! 751 00:32:59,192 --> 00:33:01,624 That tastes like shit! 752 00:33:01,624 --> 00:33:02,457 Shit, ugh! 753 00:33:03,867 --> 00:33:06,048 You on, get the light. 754 00:33:06,048 --> 00:33:07,220 God damn. 755 00:33:07,220 --> 00:33:08,663 I'll get it. 756 00:33:08,663 --> 00:33:10,844 - [Simon] How is he moving so much? 757 00:33:10,844 --> 00:33:12,067 I'll just get the lights. 758 00:33:12,067 --> 00:33:14,802 Come on, let's get him to the couch. 759 00:33:14,802 --> 00:33:17,052 Let's get him to the couch. 760 00:33:18,219 --> 00:33:19,062 Ah, shit! 761 00:33:19,062 --> 00:33:20,186 How is he? 762 00:33:20,186 --> 00:33:22,103 - [Louis] I'm so drunk! 763 00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:24,978 - [Matt] Ah, ugh, fuck! 764 00:33:26,144 --> 00:33:28,072 How'd he get so fucked up? 765 00:33:28,072 --> 00:33:29,905 - Dude, you-- - [Matt] Is he awake? 766 00:33:29,905 --> 00:33:32,780 - You were the one feeding him shots. 767 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,697 - [Matt] Be right back. 768 00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:40,967 - Gimme my shoes! 769 00:33:42,025 --> 00:33:44,196 - You shut the fuck up, man. 770 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,593 - You shut the fuck up. 771 00:33:46,593 --> 00:33:47,509 - [Simon] You're drunk. 772 00:33:47,509 --> 00:33:48,342 - Stop. 773 00:33:48,342 --> 00:33:49,175 - Shut up. 774 00:33:51,872 --> 00:33:52,705 Come on. 775 00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:55,367 Get it goin'. 776 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:56,200 There we go. 777 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,261 - [Matt] The fuck are you doin'? 778 00:33:58,261 --> 00:33:59,636 - I was takin' off his pants. 779 00:33:59,636 --> 00:34:01,606 - [Matt] Why do you have his fuckin' pants off, man? 780 00:34:01,606 --> 00:34:03,060 I asked you to find his god damn phone. 781 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:04,093 You got his pants off. 782 00:34:04,093 --> 00:34:05,826 - Dude, the guy is loaded! 783 00:34:05,826 --> 00:34:06,747 - [Matt] Did you find his phone? 784 00:34:06,747 --> 00:34:07,686 - Wait. 785 00:34:07,686 --> 00:34:08,680 - [Matt] Where the fuck is it, man? 786 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,601 - Hey, nobody likes sleepin' with their pants anyways. 787 00:34:11,601 --> 00:34:14,853 - Just gimme the fuckin' phone, man. 788 00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:15,686 God damn! 789 00:34:20,168 --> 00:34:21,173 Hello? 790 00:34:21,173 --> 00:34:22,744 Is this Louis' dad? 791 00:34:22,744 --> 00:34:23,981 We have your son. 792 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:24,849 - What is he saying? 793 00:34:24,849 --> 00:34:26,266 - [Matt] We have Louis. 794 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:28,404 We need $10,000 by this time tomorrow night, 795 00:34:28,404 --> 00:34:29,892 or we're gonna kill your son. 796 00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:31,957 We're gonna fuckin' murder the shit outta your son, 797 00:34:31,957 --> 00:34:33,690 if you don't give us $10,000, by tomorrow. 798 00:34:33,690 --> 00:34:35,527 - Don't say that. 799 00:34:35,527 --> 00:34:37,107 What did he say? 800 00:34:37,107 --> 00:34:39,561 - He's gonna give us the money. 801 00:34:39,561 --> 00:34:40,394 Come here. 802 00:34:42,323 --> 00:34:44,825 - What the hell are you doin'? 803 00:34:44,825 --> 00:34:46,408 - [Matt] Come here. 804 00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:49,416 - What are you doin'? 805 00:34:51,581 --> 00:34:53,138 - [Matt] Just come on. 806 00:34:53,138 --> 00:34:53,971 - Come on. 807 00:34:53,971 --> 00:34:54,804 What are you doing? 808 00:34:54,804 --> 00:34:56,569 - [Matt] Look, I get it, I'm really upset, too. 809 00:34:56,569 --> 00:34:58,440 It's all gonna work out. 810 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,607 (sobbing) 811 00:35:02,816 --> 00:35:03,983 I'm so scared. 812 00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:10,071 - Yeah, it's gonna be alright. 813 00:35:10,071 --> 00:35:13,154 - [Matt] This feels so good, so good. 814 00:35:17,482 --> 00:35:18,315 - Alright. 815 00:35:32,735 --> 00:35:35,568 (heavy breathing) 816 00:35:40,779 --> 00:35:43,529 (dramatic music) 817 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:36,492 - [Voiceover] I miss you. 818 00:36:37,535 --> 00:36:38,618 Come find me. 819 00:36:41,944 --> 00:36:44,111 (gasping) 820 00:37:11,872 --> 00:37:14,273 - That little fucker. 821 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,995 (phone ringing) 822 00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:17,512 - [Voiceover] Matt. 823 00:37:17,512 --> 00:37:18,679 - [Louis] Ugh. 824 00:37:20,259 --> 00:37:21,171 - Hey man. 825 00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:22,362 - [Louis] Yeah. 826 00:37:22,362 --> 00:37:23,362 - Just, uh, 827 00:37:24,415 --> 00:37:26,899 you can eat anything that you find in there. 828 00:37:26,899 --> 00:37:28,149 - [Louis] Okay. 829 00:37:40,366 --> 00:37:42,652 - Pretty fuckin' good cereal, right? 830 00:37:42,652 --> 00:37:43,610 - [Louis] Yeah. 831 00:37:43,610 --> 00:37:45,443 It's always good, man. 832 00:37:46,619 --> 00:37:48,552 Especially when you get drunk. 833 00:37:48,552 --> 00:37:50,056 - Yeah, you have a good time last night? 834 00:37:50,056 --> 00:37:52,576 You remember any of it? 835 00:37:52,576 --> 00:37:54,367 - Mmm, I don't remember. 836 00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:56,153 - Just keep eating that stuff, man. 837 00:37:56,153 --> 00:37:57,247 You'll be alright. 838 00:37:57,247 --> 00:37:58,587 - [Louis] Thank you for this. 839 00:37:58,587 --> 00:38:00,604 - Yeah, no worries. 840 00:38:00,604 --> 00:38:01,437 - Shit. 841 00:38:02,749 --> 00:38:04,249 I cannot find my cell phone. 842 00:38:04,249 --> 00:38:05,685 Did you see my phone? 843 00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:06,518 - No, no. 844 00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:09,094 I don't know. 845 00:38:09,094 --> 00:38:10,371 - [Louis] Fuck. 846 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:11,550 - [Simon] I don't know, man. 847 00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,481 - I can't find it, shit. 848 00:38:13,481 --> 00:38:16,878 I think that fuckin' stripper took my phone. 849 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:17,858 - Uh, yeah. 850 00:38:17,858 --> 00:38:19,748 That's a possibility, man. 851 00:38:19,748 --> 00:38:22,993 That, she looked pretty sketchy. 852 00:38:22,993 --> 00:38:24,660 - Really, huh, fuck. 853 00:38:27,026 --> 00:38:28,792 - You remember, uh, 854 00:38:28,792 --> 00:38:31,426 remember what you did with your, 855 00:38:31,426 --> 00:38:32,904 your little pinky? 856 00:38:32,904 --> 00:38:33,756 Yeah-- - [Louis] This one? 857 00:38:33,756 --> 00:38:34,589 - Or this one? 858 00:38:34,589 --> 00:38:35,515 - Funny man. 859 00:38:35,515 --> 00:38:37,690 We got a funny man here. 860 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,962 (both laughing) 861 00:38:39,962 --> 00:38:41,778 Yeah, smell it, just smell it. 862 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:42,678 - [Louis] Oh, no. 863 00:38:42,678 --> 00:38:43,761 - Yeah, yeah. 864 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:47,009 (phone ringing) 865 00:38:47,009 --> 00:38:48,492 - [Voiceover] Matt. 866 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:49,659 - [Simon] The fuck? 867 00:38:49,659 --> 00:38:52,359 I can't believe you fuckin' phone off, man. 868 00:38:52,359 --> 00:38:54,377 We wasted a whole fuckin' night, 869 00:38:54,377 --> 00:38:55,458 got this guy over here, 870 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,423 and you're fuckin' gone. 871 00:38:56,423 --> 00:38:58,490 Get your ass back here, fast. 872 00:38:58,490 --> 00:39:01,573 I don't know what to fuckin' do, man. 873 00:39:03,954 --> 00:39:07,287 - [Voiceover] I feel whole and complete. 874 00:39:10,706 --> 00:39:12,706 Smiling changes reality. 875 00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:20,750 I feel whole in (crashing drowns out speaker) places. 876 00:39:24,204 --> 00:39:26,204 I am one with the world. 877 00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,735 I feel whole and complete. 878 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:38,375 Smiling changes reality. 879 00:39:42,155 --> 00:39:44,572 I feel whole because I exist. 880 00:39:49,836 --> 00:39:51,836 I am one with the world. 881 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,040 I am whole and complete. 882 00:40:01,803 --> 00:40:03,803 Smiling changes reality. 883 00:40:07,983 --> 00:40:10,233 I am whole because I exist. 884 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,663 I am one with the world. 885 00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,885 I am whole and complete. 886 00:40:27,684 --> 00:40:29,684 Smiling changes reality. 887 00:40:32,744 --> 00:40:35,327 I am beautiful because I exist. 888 00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:42,404 I am one with the world. 889 00:40:45,701 --> 00:40:46,618 I am whole. 890 00:40:47,883 --> 00:40:48,800 - Oh, fuck. 891 00:40:49,982 --> 00:40:51,618 Shit. - [Simon] Nice, nice man. 892 00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:53,398 - You're good at this. 893 00:40:53,398 --> 00:40:55,898 - Fuck, I fuckin' like worlds. 894 00:40:57,614 --> 00:40:59,930 - [Matt] What's up, ladies? 895 00:40:59,930 --> 00:41:01,513 - [Louis] Sup Matt? 896 00:41:03,512 --> 00:41:04,814 - What? 897 00:41:04,814 --> 00:41:05,647 - What do you mean what? 898 00:41:05,647 --> 00:41:07,860 You tell me what the fuck's going on. 899 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:11,057 - (mumbling) I was just out there to buy us some more time. 900 00:41:11,057 --> 00:41:12,620 - Well, did you? 901 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,203 - I think so, yeah. 902 00:41:16,156 --> 00:41:18,406 How's the kidnapping going? 903 00:41:19,973 --> 00:41:20,806 - [Simon] What kidnapping, man? 904 00:41:20,806 --> 00:41:21,986 We're just fucking hanging out here. 905 00:41:21,986 --> 00:41:24,052 - Okay, great, he's still here. 906 00:41:24,052 --> 00:41:25,592 - Man, what the fuck are you talking about, man? 907 00:41:25,592 --> 00:41:28,218 Come on, like, I mean, did you talk to his dad? 908 00:41:28,218 --> 00:41:29,131 - I mean, I called him, 909 00:41:29,131 --> 00:41:31,151 but I couldn't understand a fuckin' word he said. 910 00:41:31,151 --> 00:41:32,651 I think he was speaking Spanish. 911 00:41:32,651 --> 00:41:34,166 - He's Chinese, man. 912 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:36,030 - Stop being so negative, man. 913 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,046 - What the fuck do you mean, man? 914 00:41:37,046 --> 00:41:39,296 What are we gonna do, Matt? 915 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:42,195 God dammit, dude. 916 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:43,116 - I really don't know. 917 00:41:43,116 --> 00:41:45,295 I mean, I think this is fine, what we're doing right now. 918 00:41:45,295 --> 00:41:46,579 - Oh yeah, of course it is. 919 00:41:46,579 --> 00:41:48,180 - It's working, he's here. 920 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:49,197 He hasn't gone anywhere. 921 00:41:49,197 --> 00:41:51,557 - Dammit. (knocking) 922 00:41:51,557 --> 00:41:52,390 - [Louis] Hey, guys. 923 00:41:52,390 --> 00:41:53,223 - Hey. 924 00:41:53,223 --> 00:41:56,813 - Hey, do you have, uh, any food other that cereal? 925 00:41:56,813 --> 00:41:57,774 - [Simon] Check the fridge, man. 926 00:41:57,774 --> 00:41:58,607 - There's nothing there. 927 00:41:58,607 --> 00:41:59,440 - Yeah, nothing there. 928 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,707 - Go to the fucking grocery store. 929 00:42:01,707 --> 00:42:04,345 - So, are you gonna go? 930 00:42:04,345 --> 00:42:06,988 - I don't know, I'll think of something. (mumbles) 931 00:42:06,988 --> 00:42:08,346 - [Louis] Okay. 932 00:42:08,346 --> 00:42:11,063 - Man, I'm kinda hungry. 933 00:42:11,063 --> 00:42:13,175 Will you move a little bit? 934 00:42:13,175 --> 00:42:14,008 Just... 935 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:17,857 - [Simon] Dammit. 936 00:42:20,603 --> 00:42:22,776 Alright, roll 'em boys, come on. 937 00:42:22,776 --> 00:42:23,609 - Yes. 938 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:24,442 (Simon and Matt groaning) 939 00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,713 - Hey, hey, hey, cheater, man. 940 00:42:25,713 --> 00:42:26,766 - What are you talking about? 941 00:42:26,766 --> 00:42:27,599 - You only have one defender. 942 00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:28,635 You can only roll with one die. 943 00:42:28,635 --> 00:42:29,496 - It doesn't fucking matter, man. 944 00:42:29,496 --> 00:42:30,954 - Yes it does! 945 00:42:30,954 --> 00:42:33,074 - I get a green light, oh my god. 946 00:42:33,074 --> 00:42:33,907 - [Simon] Goddammit, dude. 947 00:42:33,907 --> 00:42:34,740 - [Louis] Give me a card. 948 00:42:34,740 --> 00:42:36,228 - Fuckin' lucky. 949 00:42:36,228 --> 00:42:37,061 - I'm not fucking lucky. 950 00:42:37,061 --> 00:42:39,627 - How many cards do you have now? 951 00:42:39,627 --> 00:42:40,509 - I got a four. 952 00:42:40,509 --> 00:42:41,342 - Fuck, man. 953 00:42:41,342 --> 00:42:42,728 He's got four cards. - [Louis] Almost there. 954 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:43,847 I'm gonna fuckin' kick your ass. 955 00:42:43,847 --> 00:42:45,273 - Alright, smoke break, come on. 956 00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:46,106 - [Louis] What, no. 957 00:42:46,106 --> 00:42:46,939 - Smoke break! 958 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,050 - No, man, let's keep playing. 959 00:42:48,050 --> 00:42:48,888 - [Matt] Come on, come smoke 960 00:42:48,888 --> 00:42:49,903 a cigarette with me real quick. 961 00:42:49,903 --> 00:42:50,783 - The fuck's wrong with you? 962 00:42:50,783 --> 00:42:51,981 - [Matt] Come on, we'll be right back. 963 00:42:51,981 --> 00:42:53,765 - Ah, don't be a pussy. 964 00:42:53,765 --> 00:42:55,319 Shit. 965 00:42:55,319 --> 00:42:57,486 Take your time, don't cry. 966 00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:01,641 - Look, dude, you gotta fuckin' help me out, alright? 967 00:43:01,641 --> 00:43:02,474 - No. 968 00:43:02,474 --> 00:43:03,311 - Yeah, dude. 969 00:43:03,311 --> 00:43:04,711 - No, I have Australia. 970 00:43:04,711 --> 00:43:05,560 I'm trying to do what I can do-- 971 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,393 - Dude, he's about to fuckin' 972 00:43:06,393 --> 00:43:08,056 completely take over North America, man. 973 00:43:08,056 --> 00:43:09,766 - Not my problem, not my problem, dude. 974 00:43:09,766 --> 00:43:10,723 - Come on, Simon, dude. 975 00:43:10,723 --> 00:43:11,771 Just a little fuckin' help, man. 976 00:43:11,771 --> 00:43:12,925 I'll help you out later in the game. 977 00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:14,216 - You gotta stop fuckin' attacking me. 978 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,213 - I have to attack you a little bit, 979 00:43:15,213 --> 00:43:16,935 or else he's thinking we're ganging up on him. 980 00:43:16,935 --> 00:43:18,237 - What the fuck are you trying to ask me to do? 981 00:43:18,237 --> 00:43:19,835 You're asking me to try to gang up on him. 982 00:43:19,835 --> 00:43:21,692 - Look, I'm gonna have to attack you on a couple of turns. 983 00:43:21,692 --> 00:43:22,710 But not much, alright? 984 00:43:22,710 --> 00:43:23,543 - [Matt] And then I need you-- - Just focus on Asia. 985 00:43:23,543 --> 00:43:24,376 - That's what he's-- - [Matt] To help me. 986 00:43:24,376 --> 00:43:25,209 - Trying to go after. 987 00:43:25,209 --> 00:43:26,042 - I will, but-- 988 00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:26,875 - Listen-- 989 00:43:26,875 --> 00:43:27,876 - I will, but I've gotta go after you a couple of times. 990 00:43:27,876 --> 00:43:28,802 I need you to help me. 991 00:43:28,802 --> 00:43:29,857 - No, listen, alright? 992 00:43:29,857 --> 00:43:30,890 If you wanna do this shit, 993 00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:32,178 you have to do it my way, alright? 994 00:43:32,178 --> 00:43:33,322 You have to go after Asia, 995 00:43:33,322 --> 00:43:34,547 and then we go after fuckin' Europe. 996 00:43:34,547 --> 00:43:36,491 You attack from the north, I come in from the south. 997 00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:37,463 That's the only way. 998 00:43:37,463 --> 00:43:39,521 Form the alliance right now. 999 00:43:39,521 --> 00:43:40,354 - Alright. 1000 00:43:40,354 --> 00:43:41,187 - Shake it. 1001 00:43:41,187 --> 00:43:42,020 - Alright, alright, you've got my word. 1002 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:42,853 - Alright? 1003 00:43:42,853 --> 00:43:43,686 - Alright, you got my word. 1004 00:43:43,686 --> 00:43:44,519 - Let's do this. 1005 00:43:44,519 --> 00:43:45,352 - Alright. 1006 00:43:46,454 --> 00:43:48,390 - My turn, I get six men. 1007 00:43:48,390 --> 00:43:49,223 - Boom. 1008 00:43:49,223 --> 00:43:50,056 - Right there. 1009 00:43:50,056 --> 00:43:50,889 - He's gonna fuck you up. 1010 00:43:50,889 --> 00:43:52,131 - Right there, you see that? 1011 00:43:52,131 --> 00:43:52,964 Let's go. 1012 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:53,797 - Fuck yeah. 1013 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,000 - Pick up the die. 1014 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,481 - Alright. 1015 00:43:56,481 --> 00:43:58,217 - Get it out! (groaning) 1016 00:43:58,217 --> 00:43:59,267 - That ain't gonna do it, Louis. 1017 00:43:59,267 --> 00:44:00,185 - Get it out. 1018 00:44:00,185 --> 00:44:01,234 Boom. - [Matt] Alright, alright. 1019 00:44:01,234 --> 00:44:04,495 - Alright, I move one and I will end my turn 1020 00:44:04,495 --> 00:44:05,798 passing the dice to you. 1021 00:44:05,798 --> 00:44:06,631 Card please. 1022 00:44:06,631 --> 00:44:07,464 - [Matt] Alright. 1023 00:44:07,464 --> 00:44:09,533 - Fuck you, thank you. 1024 00:44:09,533 --> 00:44:11,191 Alright. 1025 00:44:11,191 --> 00:44:12,201 - [Louis] I'm up. 1026 00:44:12,201 --> 00:44:13,034 - Yeah, dude. 1027 00:44:13,034 --> 00:44:13,867 (doorbell ringing) 1028 00:44:13,867 --> 00:44:14,900 Oh, pizza. 1029 00:44:14,900 --> 00:44:15,817 Pizza time! 1030 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,757 - Yeah, pizza is calling me, man. 1031 00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:20,257 - [Simon] Oh yeah. 1032 00:44:23,112 --> 00:44:25,983 - Look, you gotta fuckin' help me out with Simon, alright? 1033 00:44:25,983 --> 00:44:28,133 - I thought that you two were going after me. 1034 00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,464 - No, we're not fucking going after you, man. 1035 00:44:29,464 --> 00:44:30,665 That's what he wants to do. 1036 00:44:30,665 --> 00:44:31,983 I fuckin' like you, Louis. 1037 00:44:31,983 --> 00:44:32,981 I wouldn't do that. 1038 00:44:32,981 --> 00:44:33,814 - Really? 1039 00:44:33,814 --> 00:44:35,198 - Fuck yeah, I like you. 1040 00:44:35,198 --> 00:44:36,946 You're a bad mother fucker, dude. 1041 00:44:36,946 --> 00:44:38,582 He's out there telling me, "Oh, we need to get Louis 1042 00:44:38,582 --> 00:44:40,143 "out of this fuckin' game. 1043 00:44:40,143 --> 00:44:41,609 "It'd be easier to win." 1044 00:44:41,609 --> 00:44:42,442 I don't wanna do that. 1045 00:44:42,442 --> 00:44:43,275 - Did he really say that? 1046 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:44,108 - Fuck yeah, he said that. 1047 00:44:44,108 --> 00:44:44,941 Here's what I need you to do, man. 1048 00:44:44,941 --> 00:44:47,264 I need you to stay away from my men, alright? 1049 00:44:47,264 --> 00:44:49,608 Until we can get him out of this fucking game, okay? 1050 00:44:49,608 --> 00:44:51,022 - Fuck that bitch, yeah, let's do this. 1051 00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,726 - Alright, thanks, man. - [Simon] Hey man, sorry. 1052 00:44:53,726 --> 00:44:54,559 - Oh, pizza. 1053 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:56,454 - Oh fuck yeah. 1054 00:44:56,454 --> 00:44:57,446 - Alright, come on. 1055 00:44:57,446 --> 00:44:58,888 - I'm hungry as shit. 1056 00:44:58,888 --> 00:45:00,158 - Okay, alright. 1057 00:45:00,158 --> 00:45:01,524 - I'm gonna turn in cards. 1058 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:02,540 - It's your turn. 1059 00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:03,405 - What? 1060 00:45:03,405 --> 00:45:05,271 I thought you only had two... 1061 00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:07,058 - No, I have four, I have enough cards. 1062 00:45:07,058 --> 00:45:08,889 - Yeah, he has four, all the same. 1063 00:45:08,889 --> 00:45:10,263 - Yeah, I'm gonna turn 'em in. 1064 00:45:10,263 --> 00:45:14,430 So, my men, I'm gonna put 'em all here in Central America. 1065 00:45:16,286 --> 00:45:18,286 And I'll go after Simon. 1066 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,867 - What the fuck dude? 1067 00:45:25,867 --> 00:45:26,700 - What are you talking about? 1068 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,839 - You're a fucking cock dude. 1069 00:45:28,839 --> 00:45:29,672 - Just roll the dice. 1070 00:45:29,672 --> 00:45:31,740 - You're a fucking, come on mother fucker. 1071 00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:32,573 Let's do this shit. 1072 00:45:32,573 --> 00:45:33,406 You're going down. 1073 00:45:33,406 --> 00:45:35,564 - [Matt] Oh shit. (Louis laughing) 1074 00:45:35,564 --> 00:45:37,785 Oh, we're gonna get it out. 1075 00:45:37,785 --> 00:45:39,107 Let's do it again. 1076 00:45:39,107 --> 00:45:41,332 (dice rattling) 1077 00:45:41,332 --> 00:45:42,568 - You're a fucking asshole-- - [Matt] Oh! 1078 00:45:42,568 --> 00:45:43,401 Man. - [Matt] Yeah. 1079 00:45:43,401 --> 00:45:45,097 - You're a fucking big-time liar, dude. 1080 00:45:45,097 --> 00:45:46,550 - [Louis] Just roll. - [Matt] Boom sticks! 1081 00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:47,433 - You're a fucking cheater, dude. 1082 00:45:47,433 --> 00:45:48,266 - [Matt] Get that shit outta here. 1083 00:45:48,266 --> 00:45:50,370 - We made a fucking alliance, you dickhead. 1084 00:45:50,370 --> 00:45:51,945 - What are you talking about? 1085 00:45:51,945 --> 00:45:52,778 - What? 1086 00:45:52,778 --> 00:45:54,221 - This is a fucking board game, Simon. 1087 00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:55,679 An alliance? 1088 00:45:55,679 --> 00:45:58,429 This isn't the god damn Iraq war. 1089 00:46:01,430 --> 00:46:02,263 Got it. 1090 00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:03,096 - [Simon] Whatever. 1091 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:03,929 - With that, 1092 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:04,762 I will take my cards. - [Louis] Shit, you fucked up. 1093 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:05,929 - And be done. 1094 00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:09,930 Louis, you are up. 1095 00:46:09,930 --> 00:46:11,099 - [Louis] I'm gonna trade up my card. 1096 00:46:11,099 --> 00:46:12,609 - [Simon] You see? - [Matt] Oh, fuck, man. 1097 00:46:12,609 --> 00:46:14,043 - You see what the fuck just happened? 1098 00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:17,472 - [Louis] Yes, I took Australia, 1099 00:46:17,472 --> 00:46:18,305 - [Simon] This is-- 1100 00:46:18,305 --> 00:46:20,289 - [Louis] Africa, Brazil-- - [Simon] Fucking ridiculous. 1101 00:46:20,289 --> 00:46:21,680 - [Louis] And Argentina. 1102 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,547 I'm sorry. 1103 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:23,533 - Game's fucking over, man. 1104 00:46:23,533 --> 00:46:25,195 - [Louis] I got the whole world. 1105 00:46:25,195 --> 00:46:26,759 - Fuck it man, let's get the fuck outta here. 1106 00:46:26,759 --> 00:46:28,610 I wanna get out of this house. 1107 00:46:28,610 --> 00:46:29,706 - [Matt] It's fuckin' cold, man. 1108 00:46:29,706 --> 00:46:30,639 I don't wanna go back out. 1109 00:46:30,639 --> 00:46:31,689 - [Louis] The fuck you wanna do? 1110 00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:34,006 - Let's get the, let's go fuckin' play some disc golf. 1111 00:46:34,006 --> 00:46:35,130 - [Matt] Disc golf? - Disc golf? 1112 00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:35,963 - Yeah, man. 1113 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,470 (all talking at once) 1114 00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:38,368 Let's go, let's get the fuck outta here. 1115 00:46:38,368 --> 00:46:39,201 I'm serious. 1116 00:46:39,201 --> 00:46:40,034 - [Matt] It's just some bullshit sport 1117 00:46:40,034 --> 00:46:41,852 that white trash lake people play. 1118 00:46:41,852 --> 00:46:43,178 I can't believe you're doing this. 1119 00:46:43,178 --> 00:46:45,294 How old are you? 1120 00:46:45,294 --> 00:46:47,622 You're hitting me in the back seat? 1121 00:46:47,622 --> 00:46:49,577 This is absolutely ridiculous. 1122 00:46:49,577 --> 00:46:51,160 You're a grown man. 1123 00:46:57,337 --> 00:47:00,035 - Would you take the fucking shot already? 1124 00:47:00,035 --> 00:47:01,087 - I don't fucking talk when you're-- 1125 00:47:01,087 --> 00:47:02,601 - Jesus Christ, man! 1126 00:47:02,601 --> 00:47:05,068 What the fuck is this just? 1127 00:47:05,068 --> 00:47:05,908 (laughing) 1128 00:47:05,908 --> 00:47:07,197 - It's five feet away! 1129 00:47:07,197 --> 00:47:10,020 Put it in the fucking basket! 1130 00:47:10,020 --> 00:47:10,853 Shit! 1131 00:47:12,802 --> 00:47:13,635 - Boom! 1132 00:47:13,635 --> 00:47:14,468 - Boom. 1133 00:47:15,385 --> 00:47:16,218 - Yeah, whatever. 1134 00:47:16,218 --> 00:47:17,352 Your fucking turn, hurry up. 1135 00:47:17,352 --> 00:47:19,185 - It's your turn, man. 1136 00:47:26,326 --> 00:47:29,159 - Gettin' ready, gettin' prepared. 1137 00:47:30,029 --> 00:47:33,159 (distant children yelling) 1138 00:47:33,159 --> 00:47:36,409 - (laughing) The fuck? 1139 00:47:41,039 --> 00:47:43,289 (laughing) 1140 00:47:44,273 --> 00:47:45,225 Boom! 1141 00:47:45,225 --> 00:47:47,278 - Shit no you cannot do that. 1142 00:47:47,278 --> 00:47:48,337 - [Matt] I just fuckin' did it. 1143 00:47:48,337 --> 00:47:49,170 - Yeah, stop fuckin' cheating 1144 00:47:49,170 --> 00:47:50,187 and throw where you fuckin' landed. 1145 00:47:50,187 --> 00:47:51,138 - [Matt] I'm not fuckin' cheating. 1146 00:47:51,138 --> 00:47:52,135 - Stop being a little bitch. 1147 00:47:52,135 --> 00:47:53,729 Throw where you fuckin' landed, dude. 1148 00:47:53,729 --> 00:47:54,562 - [Matt] Fuck you, dude. 1149 00:47:54,562 --> 00:47:55,825 What's your ... 1150 00:47:55,825 --> 00:47:58,473 You're a little bitch. 1151 00:47:58,473 --> 00:48:00,692 - Throw where you landed. 1152 00:48:00,692 --> 00:48:02,692 - [Matt] Take that back. 1153 00:48:03,952 --> 00:48:07,374 You fucking take that back right now! 1154 00:48:07,374 --> 00:48:09,041 - [Matt] Okay, fine. 1155 00:48:09,909 --> 00:48:10,742 - That's my fucking disk. 1156 00:48:10,742 --> 00:48:13,123 - [Matt] Yeah, and I'll throw it from where it landed. 1157 00:48:13,123 --> 00:48:15,041 - Where the fuck are you goin', dude? 1158 00:48:15,041 --> 00:48:17,025 What the fuck, man? 1159 00:48:17,025 --> 00:48:17,858 - You ready, mother fucker? 1160 00:48:17,858 --> 00:48:19,336 It's goin' in the lake. 1161 00:48:19,336 --> 00:48:21,491 - [Simon] Matt, you better not fuckin' do that, dude. 1162 00:48:21,491 --> 00:48:22,956 - I'm gonna count to three and it's goin' in. 1163 00:48:22,956 --> 00:48:23,993 - [Simon] You better not fuckin do that. 1164 00:48:23,993 --> 00:48:25,492 - Three! 1165 00:48:25,492 --> 00:48:26,792 Two! 1166 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:27,625 One. 1167 00:48:29,643 --> 00:48:30,476 Come on, dude! 1168 00:48:30,476 --> 00:48:31,309 Do you think I'm gonna throw 1169 00:48:31,309 --> 00:48:32,510 your fuckin' disk in the lake? 1170 00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:33,343 - [Simon] Man ... 1171 00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:34,176 - I'm not like that, man. 1172 00:48:34,176 --> 00:48:36,651 - [Simon] That's a fuckin' $10 ... 1173 00:48:36,651 --> 00:48:37,660 Fuck. 1174 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,327 What the fuck, dude! 1175 00:48:40,657 --> 00:48:42,522 - Who's the bitch now? 1176 00:48:42,522 --> 00:48:44,162 - [Simon] You, mother fucker! 1177 00:48:44,162 --> 00:48:46,579 (slow music) 1178 00:48:58,841 --> 00:48:59,674 - [Matt] Hello? 1179 00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:00,507 (speaking in foreign language) 1180 00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:02,026 - [Matt] Hey, look I've got your fucking son, alright? 1181 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:04,895 And I'm about the kill him. 1182 00:49:04,895 --> 00:49:05,728 - [Voiceover] Simon? 1183 00:49:05,728 --> 00:49:06,561 - You fucking heard me. 1184 00:49:06,561 --> 00:49:08,757 You better give me that $10,000, right the fuck now! 1185 00:49:08,757 --> 00:49:09,975 Look, I'm standin' behind him now. 1186 00:49:09,975 --> 00:49:12,575 I've got a fuckin' gun pointed to the back of his head. 1187 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:13,408 - [Voiceover] Okay. 1188 00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:14,408 - Okay, good. 1189 00:49:14,408 --> 00:49:15,801 Alright, now here's the deal. 1190 00:49:15,801 --> 00:49:18,915 Here's where I want you to wire the money. 1191 00:49:18,915 --> 00:49:20,815 - [Voiceover] Kill him. 1192 00:49:20,815 --> 00:49:22,167 - Look, I'm not gonna fuckin' kill him 1193 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:23,323 if you pay me the money. 1194 00:49:23,323 --> 00:49:24,479 That's the deal, okay? 1195 00:49:24,479 --> 00:49:26,702 - [Voiceover] Okay. 1196 00:49:26,702 --> 00:49:28,738 - Okay, good, so you're gonna pay, right? 1197 00:49:28,738 --> 00:49:31,223 - [Voiceover] I pay you nothing. 1198 00:49:31,223 --> 00:49:33,005 - Look, you're fucking pushing me, alright? 1199 00:49:33,005 --> 00:49:35,302 I will fucking kill this mother fucker right now. 1200 00:49:35,302 --> 00:49:36,135 - [Voiceover] Okay. 1201 00:49:36,135 --> 00:49:36,968 - [Matt] Jesus Fucking Christ! 1202 00:49:36,968 --> 00:49:38,005 Would you stop saying okay? 1203 00:49:38,005 --> 00:49:38,838 - [Voiceover] No. 1204 00:49:38,838 --> 00:49:40,053 - Look, I'm standing behind your son, right now! 1205 00:49:40,053 --> 00:49:42,002 I've got a gun pointed at the back of his head! 1206 00:49:42,002 --> 00:49:43,945 I'm about to splatter his brains 1207 00:49:43,945 --> 00:49:45,361 all over this fucking wall. 1208 00:49:45,361 --> 00:49:47,177 - [Voiceover] That boy has no friends. 1209 00:49:47,177 --> 00:49:49,219 Stop calling me. 1210 00:49:49,219 --> 00:49:50,052 - Hello? 1211 00:49:51,340 --> 00:49:53,230 Jesus fucking Christ! 1212 00:49:53,230 --> 00:49:54,458 God damn! 1213 00:49:54,458 --> 00:49:57,458 (melancholy music) 1214 00:50:15,004 --> 00:50:17,254 (coughing) 1215 00:50:18,145 --> 00:50:21,062 (melancholy music) 1216 00:50:33,150 --> 00:50:36,544 (heavy breathing) 1217 00:50:36,544 --> 00:50:39,377 It's gonna be fine, gonna be fine. 1218 00:50:40,982 --> 00:50:43,251 - [Louis] How long you guys know each other? 1219 00:50:43,251 --> 00:50:44,555 - [Simon] A long fuckin' time, man. 1220 00:50:44,555 --> 00:50:47,770 He's like a brother to me, so ... 1221 00:50:47,770 --> 00:50:49,263 - [Louis] Hey, Matt. - [Simon] Hey, what's up? 1222 00:50:49,263 --> 00:50:50,263 - What's up? 1223 00:50:51,312 --> 00:50:52,729 Found your phone. 1224 00:50:53,731 --> 00:50:54,591 - What the fuck, man? 1225 00:50:54,591 --> 00:50:55,424 You found my phone? 1226 00:50:55,424 --> 00:50:57,260 - It was in my jacket pocket the whole time. 1227 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:59,260 And your dad called too. 1228 00:51:00,252 --> 00:51:02,382 - [Louis] Was he pissed about his ransom? 1229 00:51:02,382 --> 00:51:03,752 - What are you talking about, ransom? 1230 00:51:03,752 --> 00:51:05,353 What the fuck is he talking about? 1231 00:51:05,353 --> 00:51:07,863 What were you just talking about, dude? 1232 00:51:07,863 --> 00:51:08,696 - [Simon] I didn't say shit. 1233 00:51:08,696 --> 00:51:09,529 - [Matt] What do you mean? 1234 00:51:09,529 --> 00:51:11,364 - I saw he gonna give you the money. 1235 00:51:11,364 --> 00:51:12,866 - [Matt] What are you ... 1236 00:51:12,866 --> 00:51:13,824 - [Simon] What are you talking about? 1237 00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:15,575 - I'm fucking broke, okay? 1238 00:51:15,575 --> 00:51:16,408 - [Matt] What do you mean, you're fucking broke? 1239 00:51:16,408 --> 00:51:17,241 - [Louis] My parents cut me off! 1240 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:18,074 - [Matt] What was last night all about? 1241 00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:20,040 - That's all the money I have. 1242 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,328 - [Matt] So there's no fucking money? 1243 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:22,161 - Yes! 1244 00:51:23,843 --> 00:51:25,129 I have nothing left. 1245 00:51:25,129 --> 00:51:25,962 Okay? 1246 00:51:25,962 --> 00:51:27,498 The money I spent last night 1247 00:51:27,498 --> 00:51:29,820 is the whole money I have. 1248 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:32,117 - [Matt] Fuckin'... 1249 00:51:32,117 --> 00:51:33,271 - [Louis] God! 1250 00:51:33,271 --> 00:51:34,178 - [Matt] I fuckin' told you, Simon! 1251 00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:35,288 This was a horrible idea. 1252 00:51:35,288 --> 00:51:36,848 - You knew the entire time? 1253 00:51:36,848 --> 00:51:38,214 - Fuck yeah, man. 1254 00:51:38,214 --> 00:51:40,455 You think I'm fuckin' stupid? 1255 00:51:40,455 --> 00:51:41,658 - [Simon] Shit man, I'm sorry dude. 1256 00:51:41,658 --> 00:51:43,749 - You got to be fucking kidding me! 1257 00:51:43,749 --> 00:51:45,749 - Look, I like you guys. 1258 00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:48,213 I like Matt. 1259 00:51:48,213 --> 00:51:49,585 I like his music. 1260 00:51:49,585 --> 00:51:51,497 - I appreciate that, thank you. 1261 00:51:51,497 --> 00:51:54,266 - [Louis] That's why I spent-ed the whole money last night. 1262 00:51:54,266 --> 00:51:55,581 And that's all I have. 1263 00:51:55,581 --> 00:51:57,423 - Nobody fucking likes us. 1264 00:51:57,423 --> 00:51:58,256 - I do. 1265 00:51:58,256 --> 00:52:00,515 - Nobody hangs out with us. 1266 00:52:00,515 --> 00:52:01,853 - [Simon] They're not going to give you any more? 1267 00:52:01,853 --> 00:52:03,725 Even if you're fucking kidnapped? 1268 00:52:03,725 --> 00:52:04,868 - I don't know. 1269 00:52:04,868 --> 00:52:06,225 Hard to figure out if they will, 1270 00:52:06,225 --> 00:52:08,218 but sometimes they won't. 1271 00:52:08,218 --> 00:52:09,286 - [Simon] I'm sorry, dude. 1272 00:52:09,286 --> 00:52:10,318 We just needed the cash. 1273 00:52:10,318 --> 00:52:12,087 We were really desperate. 1274 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,381 We weren't going to hurt you, I promise. 1275 00:52:13,381 --> 00:52:15,406 - This wasn't my idea. 1276 00:52:15,406 --> 00:52:16,239 - [Simon] Fuck you, man! 1277 00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:18,039 - You need to fuckin' be honest and tell the truth. 1278 00:52:18,039 --> 00:52:18,872 - [Louis] What? 1279 00:52:18,872 --> 00:52:20,349 - It wasn't my idea. 1280 00:52:20,349 --> 00:52:21,753 We're sittin' in the diner the other night, 1281 00:52:21,753 --> 00:52:22,869 and he was freakin' out. 1282 00:52:22,869 --> 00:52:25,012 'Cause they stole his fuckin' dog too, man. 1283 00:52:25,012 --> 00:52:25,852 You know? 1284 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:28,044 And he's like, "I don't know what to do. 1285 00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:30,592 "Maybe we should just kidnap the guy passed out in our car." 1286 00:52:30,592 --> 00:52:32,954 And I was like, "You don't fuckin' do that to people." 1287 00:52:32,954 --> 00:52:34,538 That's what I told him. 1288 00:52:34,538 --> 00:52:35,741 And he looks at me, and he goes, 1289 00:52:35,741 --> 00:52:37,562 "I do that to people." 1290 00:52:37,562 --> 00:52:38,972 This was all his idea. 1291 00:52:38,972 --> 00:52:40,314 - Fuckin' dickhead. 1292 00:52:40,314 --> 00:52:41,395 You better shut the fuck up! 1293 00:52:41,395 --> 00:52:42,311 - [Matt] You fuckin' know it was. 1294 00:52:42,311 --> 00:52:43,224 - You better tell him the fuckin' truth. 1295 00:52:43,224 --> 00:52:44,057 - [Matt] we were sitting in the fucking diner. 1296 00:52:44,057 --> 00:52:45,335 - [Simon] Fuck you, Matt. - It was your idea, man. 1297 00:52:45,335 --> 00:52:46,168 - Fuck you, dude. 1298 00:52:46,168 --> 00:52:47,790 - Just fuckin' admit it, dude. 1299 00:52:47,790 --> 00:52:49,025 I've liked you the whole time, man. 1300 00:52:49,025 --> 00:52:50,021 I wouldn't ever do this to you. 1301 00:52:50,021 --> 00:52:51,754 - You're a fuckin' asshole, man. 1302 00:52:51,754 --> 00:52:53,191 - Well I think this is pretty fucked up, 1303 00:52:53,191 --> 00:52:54,932 what you did to Louis. 1304 00:52:54,932 --> 00:52:55,765 I fucking give up. 1305 00:52:55,765 --> 00:52:56,853 - We're wasting time, man. 1306 00:52:56,853 --> 00:52:58,039 We need to get him back to his hotel. 1307 00:52:58,039 --> 00:52:59,115 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1308 00:52:59,115 --> 00:53:00,429 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1309 00:53:00,429 --> 00:53:01,262 - We gotta get the fuck outta here. 1310 00:53:01,262 --> 00:53:02,575 We gotta figure out what the fuck we're gonna do, man. 1311 00:53:02,575 --> 00:53:03,478 - [Louis] Wait, okay? 1312 00:53:03,478 --> 00:53:05,476 So, you guys need a money, right? 1313 00:53:05,476 --> 00:53:06,557 I can help you guys out. 1314 00:53:06,557 --> 00:53:08,273 - How the fuck are you going to help us? 1315 00:53:08,273 --> 00:53:11,024 You already fucked this whole thing up for us, man. 1316 00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:13,129 - [Louis] Listen. 1317 00:53:13,129 --> 00:53:14,556 I'm fucking gangster, okay? 1318 00:53:14,556 --> 00:53:15,557 - Jesus fucking Christ. 1319 00:53:15,557 --> 00:53:16,866 - [Simon] It's not a fucking video game, dude. 1320 00:53:16,866 --> 00:53:17,852 - What do you guys need the money for? 1321 00:53:17,852 --> 00:53:19,242 It's for your dog? 1322 00:53:19,242 --> 00:53:20,831 - [Matt] Long fucking story, alright? 1323 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,233 - [Simon] You won't fucking tell him, fuck you. 1324 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:23,671 - [Matt] Fuck you, man. 1325 00:53:23,671 --> 00:53:26,082 - So, you guys got any plan B, backup plan? 1326 00:53:26,082 --> 00:53:27,615 You should always have plan B. 1327 00:53:27,615 --> 00:53:32,434 - I had a fuckin' plan, but you didn't want to hear it. 1328 00:53:32,434 --> 00:53:33,642 It's only ... 1329 00:53:33,642 --> 00:53:34,609 Listen to me. - [Simon] Give us a second. 1330 00:53:34,609 --> 00:53:35,442 Give us a second. 1331 00:53:35,442 --> 00:53:36,701 - [Matt] Only fucking way, man. 1332 00:53:36,701 --> 00:53:38,142 I'm telling you. 1333 00:53:38,142 --> 00:53:40,073 - [Simon] Shit fuck. 1334 00:53:40,073 --> 00:53:41,567 - [Matt] What the fuck is wrong with you, alright? 1335 00:53:41,567 --> 00:53:43,387 - [Simon] Look at this fucking mess you got us into. 1336 00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:45,470 - You're fucking right, I don't know what to do. 1337 00:53:45,470 --> 00:53:48,303 (throbbing music) 1338 00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:34,723 Look, this road, there's about 20 of 'em, alright? 1339 00:54:34,723 --> 00:54:37,679 We can get $2,000-$3,000 a pop from each one. 1340 00:54:37,679 --> 00:54:38,919 That's our only hope at this point. 1341 00:54:38,919 --> 00:54:42,075 We don't have any other fuckin' options. 1342 00:54:42,075 --> 00:54:42,976 You know? 1343 00:54:42,976 --> 00:54:44,466 - [Simon] So, what the heck is he gonna do? 1344 00:54:44,466 --> 00:54:46,049 - He's gonna drive. 1345 00:54:48,459 --> 00:54:50,209 - So, I'm the driver. 1346 00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:53,624 That's what I'm talking about. 1347 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,678 - This looks pretty fuckin' cool, doesn't it? 1348 00:54:55,678 --> 00:54:57,659 - Fuckin' creepy. 1349 00:54:57,659 --> 00:55:00,409 Damn, these fuckin' feel so good. 1350 00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:07,532 - Why don't we just stick to what we know, man. 1351 00:55:07,532 --> 00:55:08,526 Gas stations. 1352 00:55:08,526 --> 00:55:10,963 - We can't do Gas City, they don't have enough money. 1353 00:55:10,963 --> 00:55:13,130 (exhales) 1354 00:55:15,005 --> 00:55:15,937 - [Louis] Fuck yeah! 1355 00:55:15,937 --> 00:55:16,770 - Actually-- 1356 00:55:16,770 --> 00:55:17,603 - [Louis] What? 1357 00:55:17,603 --> 00:55:19,202 You don't need a gun. 1358 00:55:19,202 --> 00:55:20,668 - [Louis] What the fuck you talking about? 1359 00:55:20,668 --> 00:55:22,751 - [Matt] You're a driver. 1360 00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:29,321 - [Simon] Matt, you cool? 1361 00:55:29,321 --> 00:55:30,255 - Oh, yeah. 1362 00:55:30,255 --> 00:55:31,426 I'm just tired, man. 1363 00:55:31,426 --> 00:55:34,278 - Yo, where the hell you goin'? 1364 00:55:34,278 --> 00:55:37,362 - [Matt] I'm goin' to get some smokes. 1365 00:55:37,362 --> 00:55:38,195 - Okay. 1366 00:55:40,033 --> 00:55:41,201 Yes, sir. 1367 00:55:41,201 --> 00:55:42,034 What do you mean? 1368 00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:42,867 We're about to do this, man. 1369 00:55:42,867 --> 00:55:43,700 - [Matt] Dude, chill the fuck out! 1370 00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:46,370 It'll take me five minutes. 1371 00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:47,870 - [Simon] Alright. 1372 00:55:49,210 --> 00:55:51,210 No crazy shit this time. 1373 00:55:52,286 --> 00:55:53,619 - No crazy shit. 1374 00:55:54,944 --> 00:55:57,440 - We're all good, just don't screw this up, man. 1375 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,538 - Fuck you, Simon. 1376 00:55:59,538 --> 00:56:02,072 Are you my fuckin' mom, keepin' tags on me? 1377 00:56:02,072 --> 00:56:04,583 We don't have any fuckin' options right now. 1378 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:06,827 This is the only way to get the amount we need. 1379 00:56:06,827 --> 00:56:07,744 This is it. 1380 00:56:08,611 --> 00:56:10,762 - [Simon] Uh, maybe we should just, 1381 00:56:10,762 --> 00:56:13,862 just take the money and just get the fuck outta town. 1382 00:56:13,862 --> 00:56:15,277 - [Matt] We gotta get the fuckin' money first. 1383 00:56:15,277 --> 00:56:16,277 And once we get the money, 1384 00:56:16,277 --> 00:56:18,824 we're gonna go straight to fuckin' Butch. 1385 00:56:18,824 --> 00:56:20,657 - [Louis] Where is he? 1386 00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:23,840 - I don't know. 1387 00:56:28,871 --> 00:56:29,903 - Okay, fuck it. 1388 00:56:29,903 --> 00:56:32,806 Alright, okay, fine, fine, pussy. 1389 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:36,492 - [Matt] Alright, you guys, it's gonna work, okay? 1390 00:56:36,492 --> 00:56:39,926 - [Louis] Simon, forget about your dog, okay? 1391 00:56:39,926 --> 00:56:41,661 I can cook some dog for you. 1392 00:56:41,661 --> 00:56:44,238 - [Matt] You gotta leave the dog, man. 1393 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:46,555 - [Louis] Yeah, I don't give a shit about dog. 1394 00:56:46,555 --> 00:56:49,392 You know, we eat dog in China. 1395 00:56:49,392 --> 00:56:51,180 For me it's a chicken. 1396 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:53,819 - [Simon] The dog's the only fucking good thing in my life. 1397 00:56:53,819 --> 00:56:55,599 - [Louis] That's just because you don't have money. 1398 00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:56,432 Once you have money, 1399 00:56:56,432 --> 00:56:57,986 you're gonna know you have more things. 1400 00:56:57,986 --> 00:56:59,851 Just let it go. 1401 00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:01,601 Are we gonna do this? 1402 00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,128 Fuck! 1403 00:57:06,136 --> 00:57:07,626 - [Matt] I know you were on the drop, 1404 00:57:07,626 --> 00:57:11,333 but I really, I think the only option is to do this, 1405 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:13,258 and get outta town. 1406 00:57:13,258 --> 00:57:15,318 - [Louis] So, do you wanna die? 1407 00:57:15,318 --> 00:57:17,094 Or you wanna have a dog? 1408 00:57:17,094 --> 00:57:19,323 - [Matt] I thing we just gotta take the money and go. 1409 00:57:19,323 --> 00:57:20,424 Yeah. 1410 00:57:20,424 --> 00:57:22,674 (laughing) 1411 00:57:23,879 --> 00:57:25,061 Fucking A, man! 1412 00:57:25,061 --> 00:57:27,073 Calm down, man, calm down. 1413 00:57:27,073 --> 00:57:29,339 Fuckin' afterschool special. 1414 00:57:29,339 --> 00:57:31,222 - [Simon] I'm about to fuckin' kill you, dude. 1415 00:57:31,222 --> 00:57:33,305 - [Matt] I'm gonna kill everyone. 1416 00:57:33,305 --> 00:57:38,099 I'm gonna turn into a fuckin', a nuclear missile, 1417 00:57:38,099 --> 00:57:41,629 and just obliterate the fuckin' world. 1418 00:57:41,629 --> 00:57:44,370 I'm just, I'm gonna destroy the universe, 1419 00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:46,606 killing you, and destroying your carcass, 1420 00:57:46,606 --> 00:57:48,606 in vicious fuckin' hell. 1421 00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:52,168 God dammit, dude. 1422 00:57:52,168 --> 00:57:53,452 Put the fuckin' gun, dude tell him 1423 00:57:53,452 --> 00:57:55,565 to put the fuckin' gun down! 1424 00:57:55,565 --> 00:57:56,861 We're gonna get the money tonight, 1425 00:57:56,861 --> 00:57:58,227 and we're gonna get outta town, 1426 00:57:58,227 --> 00:57:59,870 and you're gonna forget about your dog, 1427 00:57:59,870 --> 00:58:02,977 and we're never comin' back. 1428 00:58:02,977 --> 00:58:04,679 That's the only solution. 1429 00:58:04,679 --> 00:58:06,295 Jesus Christ, I go to get a pack of cigarettes, 1430 00:58:06,295 --> 00:58:09,917 and you two fuckers turn into psychopaths? 1431 00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:13,834 - [Simon] I'm sorry man, you have to let it go. 1432 00:58:15,116 --> 00:58:16,087 You're all sweaty. 1433 00:58:16,087 --> 00:58:17,880 - I've been workin' out, man. 1434 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,398 How the fuck you think I look like this? 1435 00:58:20,398 --> 00:58:22,514 Put the fucking gun back. 1436 00:58:22,514 --> 00:58:23,928 Fuckin' lookin'. 1437 00:58:23,928 --> 00:58:25,457 Drivin' a fuckin' parkin' lot. 1438 00:58:25,457 --> 00:58:27,374 - [Simon] See anything? 1439 00:58:28,491 --> 00:58:29,645 - [Louis] That one. 1440 00:58:29,645 --> 00:58:30,609 - [Matt] No, we won't do that. 1441 00:58:30,609 --> 00:58:31,442 - [Simon] Why not? 1442 00:58:31,442 --> 00:58:32,607 - [Matt] It's a fuckin' Japanese car, man. 1443 00:58:32,607 --> 00:58:33,440 I don't wanna do that. 1444 00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:34,787 It supports terrorism. 1445 00:58:34,787 --> 00:58:35,712 - [Simon] What the fuck are you talking about? 1446 00:58:35,712 --> 00:58:36,992 Shut up, Louis, you're just racist, man. 1447 00:58:36,992 --> 00:58:37,825 That one. 1448 00:58:37,825 --> 00:58:38,781 - [Louis] Here, yeah, the German car. 1449 00:58:38,781 --> 00:58:40,023 - [Simon] I'm not doin' a German car, dude! 1450 00:58:40,023 --> 00:58:41,430 Stop the fucking car, stop the fucking car. 1451 00:58:41,430 --> 00:58:42,263 You ready, Louis? 1452 00:58:42,263 --> 00:58:43,238 - [Louis] Fuck yeah, I'm gangster! 1453 00:58:43,238 --> 00:58:46,039 - [Simon] Shut the fuck up with the gangster bullshit. 1454 00:58:46,039 --> 00:58:48,539 (upbeat rock) 1455 00:59:22,829 --> 00:59:26,662 (distant train whistle blows) 1456 00:59:30,429 --> 00:59:32,138 - Hey, you ready? 1457 00:59:32,138 --> 00:59:33,543 - Yeah, let's do this. 1458 00:59:33,543 --> 00:59:34,760 - Louis, keep the car running. 1459 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,094 Matt, get the fuckin' money, 1460 00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:37,403 I'll get the fuckin' door, alright? 1461 00:59:37,403 --> 00:59:39,394 - [Matt] I got you. 1462 00:59:39,394 --> 00:59:42,144 (dramatic music) 1463 00:59:50,370 --> 00:59:51,622 Alright, mother fucker! 1464 00:59:51,622 --> 00:59:53,409 Put the money in the fuckin' bag, man! 1465 00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:54,777 Pull that drawer open. 1466 00:59:54,777 --> 00:59:55,757 - [Simon] Don't look at me, get on the ground. 1467 00:59:55,757 --> 00:59:56,657 On the fucking ground. 1468 00:59:56,657 --> 00:59:57,821 - [Matt] Hurry the fuck up! 1469 00:59:57,821 --> 00:59:58,936 Hurry the fuck up! 1470 00:59:58,936 --> 01:00:00,118 Guard the fucking door, man! 1471 01:00:00,118 --> 01:00:02,320 Bitch, you got about five fucking seconds, 1472 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,266 I'm a blow your head off all over the fuckin' wall! 1473 01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:05,654 Hurry the fuck up! 1474 01:00:05,654 --> 01:00:07,280 - Don't fuckin' look at me! 1475 01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,965 Don't fuckin' look at me! 1476 01:00:08,965 --> 01:00:10,478 - [Matt] Hurry up! 1477 01:00:10,478 --> 01:00:12,729 - [Simon] Faster, faster! 1478 01:00:12,729 --> 01:00:14,182 What the fuck is goin' on? 1479 01:00:14,182 --> 01:00:15,015 - I'm sorry. 1480 01:00:15,015 --> 01:00:19,182 - [Simon] Come on, what the fuck, no passengers, man! 1481 01:00:21,772 --> 01:00:24,016 (excited screaming) 1482 01:00:24,016 --> 01:00:25,237 - I can't fuckin' do this, man. 1483 01:00:25,237 --> 01:00:27,284 I can't fuckin' do this, alright? 1484 01:00:27,284 --> 01:00:28,117 - What the fuck? 1485 01:00:28,117 --> 01:00:30,865 - I'm freaking out, man! 1486 01:00:30,865 --> 01:00:32,778 Like, you're gonna have to fuckin' take over, alright? 1487 01:00:32,778 --> 01:00:34,601 I'll watch the door, but I can't fuckin' do this! 1488 01:00:34,601 --> 01:00:38,018 - Better not fuck this up, mother fucker! 1489 01:00:39,696 --> 01:00:40,849 You hear me? 1490 01:00:40,849 --> 01:00:42,432 Don't fuck this up! 1491 01:00:44,978 --> 01:00:46,233 (tires squealing) 1492 01:00:46,233 --> 01:00:47,242 Ah so! 1493 01:00:47,242 --> 01:00:49,325 (grunts) 1494 01:00:50,852 --> 01:00:51,685 Ah yeah! 1495 01:00:59,814 --> 01:01:00,647 Come on! 1496 01:01:05,026 --> 01:01:06,328 I'm on a fuckin' grenade! 1497 01:01:06,328 --> 01:01:08,588 - [Matt] Hey, nobody move, nobody move! 1498 01:01:08,588 --> 01:01:09,883 - [Simon] Grab the fuckin' bag, 1499 01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:12,612 and put the money in the fuckin' bag right now! 1500 01:01:12,612 --> 01:01:14,529 Hurry the fuck up, man! 1501 01:01:16,948 --> 01:01:18,515 - [Matt] Papa loves you. 1502 01:01:18,515 --> 01:01:20,837 - [Simon] Everything, in the bag. 1503 01:01:20,837 --> 01:01:21,837 Hurry it up! 1504 01:01:32,694 --> 01:01:33,527 - Drive. 1505 01:01:34,643 --> 01:01:35,983 Drive fast, mother fucker! 1506 01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:36,824 What are you doing? 1507 01:01:36,824 --> 01:01:39,043 - [Louis] I can't, okay, this is a residential zone. 1508 01:01:39,043 --> 01:01:40,401 - [Matt] It's a fuckin' highway! 1509 01:01:40,401 --> 01:01:42,151 (horns blaring) 1510 01:01:42,151 --> 01:01:43,266 Get the fuck outta here, man! 1511 01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:46,766 - [Simon] God dammit, Louis, come on, man! 1512 01:01:52,566 --> 01:01:53,399 - Shit. 1513 01:01:58,696 --> 01:02:00,293 Look at this, man, look at this. 1514 01:02:00,293 --> 01:02:01,895 We fuckin' did it, man. 1515 01:02:01,895 --> 01:02:05,062 I told you, man, we fuckin' did this. 1516 01:02:05,927 --> 01:02:06,760 Ah, shit. 1517 01:02:08,075 --> 01:02:11,921 Oh, here's your cut, you little fucker. 1518 01:02:11,921 --> 01:02:12,754 Ugh, shit. 1519 01:02:15,121 --> 01:02:16,855 We fuckin' did it, man. 1520 01:02:16,855 --> 01:02:17,688 Oh ... 1521 01:02:19,421 --> 01:02:21,411 Ugh, what a fuckin' night. 1522 01:02:21,411 --> 01:02:22,828 Oh, what a night. 1523 01:02:27,873 --> 01:02:30,945 Hey, I don't know what the fuck got into me earlier. 1524 01:02:30,945 --> 01:02:32,771 I was just freaking out, dude. 1525 01:02:32,771 --> 01:02:34,831 It is not like me, man. 1526 01:02:34,831 --> 01:02:36,581 I'm sorry, I just ... 1527 01:02:37,745 --> 01:02:39,049 This whole thing, just-- 1528 01:02:39,049 --> 01:02:40,049 - Hey, Matt. 1529 01:02:43,783 --> 01:02:45,366 Finish it, alright? 1530 01:03:02,234 --> 01:03:05,317 (cell phone buzzing) 1531 01:03:15,463 --> 01:03:16,296 - [Matt] Hello? 1532 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:17,147 - [Blill] Hey, Matt. 1533 01:03:17,147 --> 01:03:17,980 - [Matt] Blill. 1534 01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:22,147 - [Blill] Hey man, you gotta get everything outta the house. 1535 01:03:25,538 --> 01:03:26,903 - [Matt] Where are you, man? 1536 01:03:26,903 --> 01:03:28,463 - [Blill] I'm gettin' the fuck outta town. 1537 01:03:28,463 --> 01:03:29,514 I'm in the airport. 1538 01:03:29,514 --> 01:03:31,930 Fuck, that girl was hot, god damn! 1539 01:03:31,930 --> 01:03:33,138 That ass, I'm gonna take a picture 1540 01:03:33,138 --> 01:03:34,696 and send it to you, buddy. 1541 01:03:34,696 --> 01:03:35,529 Hold on. 1542 01:03:35,529 --> 01:03:36,362 - [Matt] Shit. 1543 01:03:36,362 --> 01:03:37,195 - [Blill] Would it kill them 1544 01:03:37,195 --> 01:03:38,059 to have some English around here? 1545 01:03:38,059 --> 01:03:39,096 - [Matt] Where's the dog, man? 1546 01:03:39,096 --> 01:03:39,929 - [Blill] What? 1547 01:03:39,929 --> 01:03:40,762 - [Matt] Where the fuck is Amy? 1548 01:03:40,762 --> 01:03:41,595 - [Blill] Who the fuck is Amy? 1549 01:03:41,595 --> 01:03:42,428 - [Matt] The dog you fucking stole from us, man. 1550 01:03:42,428 --> 01:03:43,261 Where's she at? 1551 01:03:43,261 --> 01:03:44,798 - [Blill] Dog, what fucking dog, man? 1552 01:03:44,798 --> 01:03:46,845 - The god damn dog you stole, dude! 1553 01:03:46,845 --> 01:03:47,989 Where the fuck is she? 1554 01:03:47,989 --> 01:03:49,438 - [Blill] What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1555 01:03:49,438 --> 01:03:51,118 A fucking dog right now? 1556 01:03:51,118 --> 01:03:53,691 You need to think about your own cock, Jesus Christ! 1557 01:03:53,691 --> 01:03:55,608 - God dammit, shit! 1558 01:03:55,608 --> 01:03:56,824 Fuck! 1559 01:03:56,824 --> 01:04:00,277 - [Blill] Fuck my ass, I gotta go, man, okay? 1560 01:04:00,277 --> 01:04:01,298 I'm doin' this as a friend. 1561 01:04:01,298 --> 01:04:02,594 - Where is he? 1562 01:04:02,594 --> 01:04:04,076 - [Blill] Who, Butch? 1563 01:04:04,076 --> 01:04:06,024 Are you serious? 1564 01:04:06,024 --> 01:04:06,857 - Yeah. 1565 01:04:06,857 --> 01:04:08,805 - [Blill] He's probably fuckin' some whore, I don't know. 1566 01:04:08,805 --> 01:04:09,638 Trust me, you don't wanna know 1567 01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:10,659 a god damn thing about that guy. 1568 01:04:10,659 --> 01:04:13,058 - I need to fuckin' know, man. 1569 01:04:13,058 --> 01:04:15,808 (dramatic music) 1570 01:04:29,235 --> 01:04:32,318 Look, you wanna make some more money? 1571 01:04:34,194 --> 01:04:38,347 I'm thinkin' something a little different. 1572 01:04:38,347 --> 01:04:40,600 You know how to shoot that gun? 1573 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:42,150 (laughs) 1574 01:04:42,150 --> 01:04:44,233 (clicks) 1575 01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:53,083 - [Voiceover] I'm beautiful, because I exist. 1576 01:04:54,387 --> 01:04:56,387 I am one with the world. 1577 01:04:59,742 --> 01:05:01,742 I am whole and complete. 1578 01:05:12,983 --> 01:05:15,900 (melancholy music) 1579 01:05:57,259 --> 01:06:00,009 (floor creaking) 1580 01:06:07,448 --> 01:06:10,115 (clock ticking) 1581 01:06:23,691 --> 01:06:26,713 - [Voiceover] You know, being a spy is tough work. 1582 01:06:26,713 --> 01:06:28,374 You gotta give up your personal life, 1583 01:06:28,374 --> 01:06:30,103 your financial life, your social life. 1584 01:06:30,103 --> 01:06:31,099 You know what you have to do? 1585 01:06:31,099 --> 01:06:32,766 You gotta be the most dangerous, 1586 01:06:32,766 --> 01:06:35,268 danger-loving person in the world. 1587 01:06:35,268 --> 01:06:38,121 You have to jump off this building, every single day. 1588 01:06:38,121 --> 01:06:39,015 This is what I do. 1589 01:06:39,015 --> 01:06:40,912 Can you jump off this building? 1590 01:06:40,912 --> 01:06:41,831 I can. 1591 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:45,165 I do that every day, to get my body ready. 1592 01:06:45,165 --> 01:06:46,379 Every morning, I-- 1593 01:06:46,379 --> 01:06:49,129 (ethereal music) 1594 01:09:25,152 --> 01:09:27,902 (dog whimpering) 1595 01:09:28,928 --> 01:09:29,761 - Amy? 1596 01:09:30,895 --> 01:09:31,728 Amy! 1597 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,371 It is you. 1598 01:09:35,371 --> 01:09:37,224 That is you, girl. 1599 01:09:37,224 --> 01:09:38,307 Ah, you okay? 1600 01:09:39,499 --> 01:09:40,582 Are you okay? 1601 01:09:41,556 --> 01:09:42,389 Ah, Amy. 1602 01:09:46,051 --> 01:09:46,884 You okay. 1603 01:09:58,095 --> 01:10:01,012 (blinker clicking) 1604 01:10:49,716 --> 01:10:54,091 ♫ So baby you're hum-a-long moves 1605 01:10:54,091 --> 01:10:56,641 ♫ Shakes back ♫ 1606 01:10:56,641 --> 01:11:00,808 (upbeat rock music) (crowd chattering) 1607 01:11:54,132 --> 01:11:56,299 (exhales) 1608 01:12:06,894 --> 01:12:09,561 - Fuck, it's all I could handle. 1609 01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:20,798 - [Simon] What's up, gangster? 1610 01:12:20,798 --> 01:12:21,631 - Shit! 1611 01:12:23,281 --> 01:12:26,281 (muffled screaming) 1612 01:12:51,383 --> 01:12:54,966 (helicopter whirring past) 1613 01:13:17,108 --> 01:13:20,525 (coffee pot percolating) 1614 01:13:52,017 --> 01:13:55,017 (telephone ringing) 1615 01:13:55,897 --> 01:13:58,064 (beeping) 1616 01:14:20,768 --> 01:14:23,518 (ethereal music) 1617 01:14:43,219 --> 01:14:45,969 (birds chirping) 1618 01:15:18,633 --> 01:15:21,383 (ethereal music) 1619 01:16:06,513 --> 01:16:08,930 (rock music) 1620 01:16:37,778 --> 01:16:40,861 ♫ You're a bad influence 1621 01:16:40,861 --> 01:16:43,778 ♫ Got me a fat tip 1622 01:16:46,702 --> 01:16:50,785 ♫ It's difficult to shave 'cause 1623 01:16:54,728 --> 01:16:58,332 ♫ As I sharpen the blades 1624 01:16:58,332 --> 01:17:01,832 ♫ It's a white in the ash 1625 01:17:03,261 --> 01:17:06,761 ♫ It's becoming a disease 1626 01:17:41,138 --> 01:17:44,596 ♫ You're a bad influence 1627 01:17:44,596 --> 01:17:47,513 ♫ Got me a fat tip 1628 01:17:51,137 --> 01:17:55,220 ♫ It's difficult to shave 'cause 1629 01:17:58,817 --> 01:18:02,191 ♫ As I sharpen the blades 1630 01:18:02,191 --> 01:18:05,691 ♫ It's a white in the ash 1631 01:18:06,851 --> 01:18:11,018 ♫ It's becoming a disease ♫ 103876