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Hi, Magic, have you been a good boy today?
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Oh! I've missed you.
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Thank you!
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Just a silly old tearjerker!
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What about getting dinner for
this hungry man of you
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Really you have a heart of stone
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Magic, you've been a brave boy today.
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How about your favorite for my little here?
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It's a tiny burned but you'll forgive me!
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Kathy How long is it going to be - I'm starving!
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Hang on, just coming!
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If you really want to eat
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Don't just sit here like a bean bag!
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Here try this, my special pork chop noodle.
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It's the best of world.
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It's only bones; no meat &
what's the hell do with the noodle?
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Add half a pound of salt?
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Honey, sugar cubes, salt & a spoon.
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Help yourself!
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Kathy!
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Magic, sit.
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Don't be so rude
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I'm sorry!
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You always said you wanted
me to be honest with you?
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Just a little advice on ways to improve
your cooking that's all.
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Where's my earring.
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Have you seen it?
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Don't just stand there!
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God, where's it!
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Never mind, I'll buy you another pair!
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No, you don't understand.
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This was a birthday gift from my mum before
she moved to the States.
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It's irreplaceable. How can I lose it?
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Have you kicked it away when you
were watching the football match?
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No.
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Thanks my little prince.
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That dog really gets on my nerves he does
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She's a fool for him.
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Kathy, this is the most delicious coffee ever.
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Don't overdo it.
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I didn't make the coffee. It's instant.
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You still boiled the water perfectly
to make good coffee.
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Liar.
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You're still angry?
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Let me give you a kiss!
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My Magic wants a hug?
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I think you like that dog a lot more
than you like me.
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Of course, he's not as phoney as you
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I'm wrong if I'm honest and I'm wrong if
I exaggerate a little.
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What can a guy do?
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And you don't make it any easier for me!
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Are we good friends, give me some face, OK'?
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I've to kiss her.
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Maggie, she's my girlfriend alright,
why can't I kiss her?
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You're quite a rival, shithead!
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Get lost, alright?
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Not that dog again! What are you doing to Mary?
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I'm going to kill you!
I'll kill your dog!
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Why don't you keep that dog tied up?
He's always chasing Mary.
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He even brought a bone with him today.
He's not very subtle.
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I'll cut his balls off.
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Magic.
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I'm very sorry. It won't happen again.
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I'll take care of it, alright?
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Haha, well, that's great.
Alright, we'll forget it!
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Yes, indeed.
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Magic, how could you?
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She's a virgin!
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They're g0ifl9-
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It's too late, they're for the chop!
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That's the end of your love-life!
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I said took him for a walk.
I didn't ask you to
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I did it for your sake.
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Look, he won't be a nuisance any more.
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Your neighbor's not gonna complain about!
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I have to fly to the States and
I want to see my parents.
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I won't be back for a week.
I'd like you to take care of Magic.
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Here's a list of his needs.
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He has a can of "Good Boy" dog food
in the morning and
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He has the dried food at night, exercise at 6 pm.
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Don't forget.
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Oh yes, Jack, just because I'm not here,
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don't think you can drink and smoke
with your friends.
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You can trust me! I know
you don't like it so I won't do it.
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Now listen, Magic, you be a good dog.
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Let him take care of you for a few days.
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If he doesn't treat you nicely,
complain to me when I get back.
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Don't worry, I'll deal with him,
I'll get revenge for you.
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Jungle Jungle Jungle
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It's so comfort
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Big-ass, low down please.
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They're arrived.
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Go and look at yourself.
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That's a girl's style.
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My mother has never treat me like this before.
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What? Does it mean that
I've to obey to your master?
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I won't listen, so what?
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Follow me.
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Ok guys, it's party time.
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Let's all get drunk!
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Whatever you want, we've got it!
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Each for everyone.
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Jack, I want it too.
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Kathy's only been gone for half an hour
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And we're really having a good time together.
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But she's left that dog, and he's watching.
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PIZZA...
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Hey, Magic go away. Leave us alone.
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Get away, wretched dog!
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He doesn't like all the fun.
Take care he's going to report rat on us.
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Goaway...
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What's all this? Who dealt this damn hand?
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Getting ready to lose?
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I think I will.
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You...
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I think he must be hungry. I forget to feed him.
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Forget the dog. We're playing a game!
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He can wait!
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He won't die if he's not fed.
I'll die if we don't start.
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What's it?
Nine.
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What nine?
Diamond nine.
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There's a fire!
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My face is on fire.
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I must be drunk.
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It's a little photo of you and
Lucy kissing each other.
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Give me back.
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Come, you bastard! Hand it over!
Come on, give it to me!
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Go for it, Jack! Lucy wanted
your ass for a long time.
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We'll make ourselves at home.
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Go & enjoy it!
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Hey, drink up!
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What are you doing?
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Just giving Magic little bit of fun.
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Better give him more than that then!
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Hey, good show!
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The show is soon coming.
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What's wrong?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kathy!
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I'm Lucy not Kathy!
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He couldn't get it up,
and I think it's all your fault.
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Alright Lucy, why not let one of us do it!
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The 2 dogs have gone!
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I'm a happy ghost.
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You've just saved my temple.
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If not for you then all this could have
gone in smoke.
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Happy ghost never remembers bad things.
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But I'll always remember my benefactor.
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Now you've saved my temple.
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I'm indebted to you.
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No matter what it is.
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I'm going to give you a reward.
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Make a wish!
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To be a man?
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No I'm sorry.
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You want me to change fate.
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I mustn't fiddle with destiny.
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You've be human 1 day - you've got
a lot of karma to burn off first.
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Listen it isn't good avoiding karma your know
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It always ends in tears.
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Listen, what about something else
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Wouldn't you rather have a bag of bones?
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You sure about this 7
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A human?
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You're certain?
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Alright, and you're totally intent on being human?
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I can do it for 49 days,
after that it's dog again.
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Are you in agreement?
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Nice dog. Nice dog!
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Buddha Buddha ...
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You can't be naked,
I'll have to find you something to wear.
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No, don't sit there begging.
As a man you'll have to stand up.
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So, stand up!
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You still stand like a dog.
Look, put your paws down
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Ah, let's learn do talk.
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Now you can start speaking,
open your mouth and try.
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You must talk, not bark. It's quite simple.
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You just think & say it.
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L...
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You're not getting it exactly.
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Relax! Alright.
Do some different shapes with your mouth.
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I'm in .
Pain
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Now, maybe this'll encourage you.
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And what's your name then?
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Magic I
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That's badge, or is it magic?
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Come on then Magic.
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Be careful!
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You must remember, you can only remain
a human for 49 days.
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One more thing, don't tell anyone
you're really a dog.
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It has to remain our secret.
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.Or ... ._
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You'll be a duck in your next life.
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You got that?
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You can't pee against lampposts anymore.
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You have to go in there.
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Do you miss your mistress while she's away?
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Yes.
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She hasn't come home yet, we'll return.
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Magic, being human isn't easy.
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Perhaps you've heard of this,
that is a man works from sun to sun.
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While you were a dog, you were safe.
Life was handled for you.
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As a man now, you'll have to work.
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You need a job.
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Work?
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I'm not so sure.
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No need to worry, it's easy getting a job.
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Here.
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In you go!
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What is it?
Can I work here?
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Can I work here?
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Don't look at me. To him, I'm invisible.
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Come on then!
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Mr. Chan, this guy wants a job.
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Fine, I'll talk to him.
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Good evening sir.
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Sit down.
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Sit down.
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Sit straight.
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You're sitting like a dog!
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Sit straight.
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You're sitting like a dog!
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No him. I was talking to you!
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No him. I was talking to you!
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Listen you nerd, I don't care who
you're talking to, you'll ...
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Listen, shut up!
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Stop begging, sit down.
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What was I saying?
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You were asking my name.
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You were asking my name.
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Oh right, well, what is it?
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I'm called Magic.
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Tell him your name's Jacky Chan.
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My name's Jacky Chan.
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Why sure it is.
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You got an ID card?
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You're an illegal then.
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I'm a hard worker!
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I'm a hard worker!
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As night watchman and cleaner.
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A thousand dollars a month.
Do you think you can handle?
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How is it?
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Well don't let me down.
Alright, go and get started
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Up and running.
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Well enjoy your time and good luck
as a human being.
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Take care.
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Hey ... ..you ...
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This is what you wanted, you're a human being!
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Hey, I need you over there.
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Now, pile up these soft drinks.
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Hey, come on.
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Over there, come.
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He's heading for trouble!
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Walks like a dog!
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Good day sir!
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You could learn from him.
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Eats like a mouse, works like a horse.
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Never answer back, not like you, bunch of duffers.
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You guys eat like horses.
Think hard work'll kill you.
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And talk all day like a load of starlings
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Yes, I'm impressed with him.
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This new guy's a winner.
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He works his best off but why?
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00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:03,598
To prove he's better than us, heard what he said.
264
00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,399
Let's put an end to it.
265
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:09,603
Hurry! Don't linger!
266
00:25:09,941 --> 00:25:11,500
Get a move on! That's it keep going.
267
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,379
Don't waste time!
268
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:19,911
Tired? You look pooped.
269
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,921
Why don't you take a rest.
The guys'll finish up for you.
270
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:24,251
Good.
271
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,255
You look thirsty. How about a milk?
272
00:25:27,325 --> 00:25:28,417
No thanks. Water's fine.
273
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,385
No need to drink water.
We can have anything we like.
274
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,897
After all we work here, that's right,
isn't it boys?
275
00:25:32,964 --> 00:25:35,524
Yeah, here!
276
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:40,972
How about canned fish?
277
00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,666
And this!
278
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:45,910
Eats dog food?
279
00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:53,214
He's from China, they eats dogs there,
he thinks it's canned dog.
280
00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:59,290
Eat up. And take your time.
281
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,449
We'll go and work!
282
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,996
There he is. Look at him sir!
283
00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:13,127
Making it look he's working hard.
284
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,469
And we have to do everything,
all he does is waste time.
285
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:19,408
You see I wasn't lying. He does nothing!
286
00:26:19,678 --> 00:26:22,807
You waste time? Comes off your pay!
287
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,944
Got it!
288
00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,655
What? You lost Magic?
289
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:35,688
I haven't any idea where he went to.
290
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,353
I woke up and he wasn't with me.
291
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,591
Last time you looked after him you lost his balls.
292
00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:42,998
This time you've gone and lost the whole dog!
293
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,501
I've looked for him everywhere.
294
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,038
Stop the car!
295
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,604
Kathy, look. I'm really sorry!
296
00:26:50,675 --> 00:26:52,803
Where are you going?
297
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:54,774
Taxi!
298
00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,341
Kathy ...
299
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:02,313
Kathy ...
300
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:09,891
Pal!
301
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,062
Where are you going?
302
00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:19,697
Cousre you don't talk human,
OK I'll talk dog then.
303
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,842
I'm called Magic. And how about you?
304
00:27:26,911 --> 00:27:29,710
I'm Spotty Dick. I guard the pharmacy.
305
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,044
How is it?
306
00:27:31,216 --> 00:27:33,617
It's OK, they're nice people.
307
00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,208
So he's finished up.
308
00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:37,479
Look over there.
309
00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:45,922
Do you think what we did to him, upset him?
310
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,030
Well he isn't seen nothing yet.
311
00:27:48,066 --> 00:27:49,500
I agree guy5_
312
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:54,001
Who are those 3 guys anyway?
313
00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:55,097
Just idiots.
314
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:56,437
Some people.
315
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,033
Right, not all though. I like my mistress.
316
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,203
Is she kind?
Yeah, very.
317
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:03,442
The old guy at the pharmacy taught me to do this.
318
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,916
Can you do it?
319
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:08,009
No. I'm too heavy for that.
But I can catch a ball. Can you do that?
320
00:28:08,053 --> 00:28:11,114
And I've been in a car too!
321
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:49,961
Who is it?
322
00:28:54,766 --> 00:28:56,427
What are you doing?
323
00:29:05,276 --> 00:29:08,211
Come on guys, stock up!
324
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,103
Let's have some cognac!
325
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:12,903
Yeah ...
326
00:30:15,747 --> 00:30:18,546
Where's Fatty Turtle'?
Who knows?
327
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:31,985
Take more!
328
00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:46,710
Take more!
What? Stealing?
329
00:30:49,047 --> 00:30:50,276
Ghost!
330
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,859
Help! Ghost!
331
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,236
What's the matter!
332
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,973
I did a little bit of ghostly magic,
those guys need a bit lesson.
333
00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:02,172
Let's hope they learned
what's right & what's wrong.
334
00:33:10,888 --> 00:33:12,879
I didn't know people were like that.
335
00:33:13,257 --> 00:33:15,749
Well they aren't all so, don't you worry.
336
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,362
Change me back,
I don't want to be human any more.
337
00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,759
Absolutely no way at all.
338
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:25,768
I asked all that is for special permission.
339
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,772
You haven't even done 1 month
you can't just give up like this.
340
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,866
Come on.
How would I be able to face All the Gods?
341
00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:33,844
You mean I've to stay like this?
342
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,036
It isn't as bad as all that really.
343
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,381
In a little time you'll get
the hang of it & it'll be just fine.
344
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:43,446
Happy Ghost!
345
00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:53,289
Pass me that come on.
346
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,824
What's the matter.
347
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,460
You're the matter!
348
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:08,940
Do you want dog food?
349
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,005
That's right. I don't know which one I want to.
350
00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,346
That one's full of gristle, I never want to.
351
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:14,714
This, here is my favorite.
352
00:34:14,752 --> 00:34:16,777
Full cut prime beef. It's wonderful!
353
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,687
Really? You eat it?
354
00:34:18,756 --> 00:34:20,622
Yeah! It's the best one.
It's got all the nutrition!
355
00:34:20,792 --> 00:34:22,351
Need for a nice wet nose.
356
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:24,862
And a wiggly tail too.
357
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,051
Excuse me, how much is this please?
358
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,654
I'm sorry, I don't know.
359
00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:21,812
Kathy!
360
00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:23,951
Kathy?
361
00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,189
I'm sorry.
362
00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:29,524
Are you blind?
363
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,524
I'll pick it up.
364
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,136
The windows need cleaning - please go & do it!
365
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:40,136
The windows need cleaning - please go & do it!
366
00:35:40,404 --> 00:35:42,930
I'm very sorry boss.
Thank you.
367
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:48,676
Mummy! Kathy!
368
00:35:50,381 --> 00:35:51,212
Kathy ...
369
00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:54,343
Looks a bit old to have lost his mummy.
Kathy!
370
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,822
Mind what you're doing.
371
00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:14,395
Theft!
Theft!
372
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:32,620
Get up
373
00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,055
Are you alright?
374
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,954
Is your head alright sir? You'd go to hospital.
375
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,863
I didn't have the chance to find out your name.
376
00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,300
My name is Kathy.
377
00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,428
I'm Magic.
What coincidence!
378
00:36:47,505 --> 00:36:50,304
Magic was the name of my dog too.
379
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:53,541
I didn't mean to say that you're a dog.
380
00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:54,772
No really I ...
381
00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,812
Alright, Magic be quiet.
382
00:36:57,815 --> 00:36:59,408
Doctor, how is he?
383
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,212
He's fine, just minor wounds.
384
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:03,949
I'll give an anti-tetanus shot & he'll be OK.
385
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:05,648
Thank you.
386
00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:08,289
I'm glad you're alright.
387
00:37:08,359 --> 00:37:09,849
I know I caused you all these troubles
388
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:12,191
& I don't know how to repay you.
389
00:37:15,299 --> 00:37:18,325
To tell you the truth I ...
390
00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:24,038
Here we are.
Thank you.
391
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:28,671
Didn't you've something to tell me? What's it?
I ...
392
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,550
You'd not tell others the secret, or ...
393
00:37:32,617 --> 00:37:34,847
You'll become a duck in your next life.
394
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:37,147
I can't tell you or I'll turn into a duck.
395
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:38,620
A duck?
396
00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:41,192
Nice car nice dame!
397
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:45,253
This's during working hours
we'd learn a thing or two from ou.
398
00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:47,229
See you.
Bye bye!
399
00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,531
Don't let us hold you up, come on!
400
00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,429
What's all this?
401
00:37:54,805 --> 00:37:57,240
You can't just come & go as
you see fit young man.
402
00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,243
I can replace you very easily.
403
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,709
But I was in an accident,
it wasn't what you think.
404
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:03,924
She didn't look like an accident!
We think she's gorgeous!
405
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,575
She had her bag snatched ...
406
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,983
And along came sir Galahad!
407
00:38:08,185 --> 00:38:10,051
Without his armour or his horse?!
408
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,317
You're fired. I don't need to hear anything more.
409
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,950
This's all you get, get out of here.
410
00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,824
Get lost ...
411
00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:21,694
But boss ... ..
Alright get your shirt off!
412
00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:23,256
What am I going to do now'?
413
00:38:23,334 --> 00:38:24,859
She'll keep you busy!
414
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:31,465
Magic, get in, I'll find
you a better job than this one.
415
00:38:31,542 --> 00:38:33,169
Come on!
416
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:46,756
Michelle!
417
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:49,192
Family!
418
00:38:50,461 --> 00:38:51,724
Old friend?
419
00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,161
Family?
420
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:57,934
Is this the guy you told me about
the one who wants a job?
421
00:38:58,035 --> 00:38:59,230
He's a hard worker.
422
00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:01,931
Old friend!
423
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,599
The job is quite easy actually.
424
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:05,904
You just have to like animals.
425
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,637
But he does have to sleep here as well.
426
00:39:07,712 --> 00:39:10,147
Don't worry, he knows all about that.
427
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:14,013
He looks like a man after my own heart.
428
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,553
Michelle, Gigi's not well today.
429
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,950
She won't do pee pee or eat.
430
00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:18,887
She ate yesterday?
431
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:21,391
Yes, her usual chicken & brawn rice.
432
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,620
Yes, you've to be careful.
433
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:26,789
Let's get her to a vet, maybe its serious.
434
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:29,009
A vet? Loosen my collar!
435
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,694
Relax.
436
00:39:30,735 --> 00:39:34,763
It's her collar, it's too tight. Let's loosen it.
437
00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,802
It's so nice !
438
00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:44,547
It's better!
439
00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:47,211
How did you know'?
440
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:49,049
I did what she told me.
441
00:39:49,787 --> 00:39:52,882
You've a very strange sense of humor.
442
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:56,220
I'm happy I can breathe again.
443
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:09,103
Kid...
What?
444
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:10,740
Want to eat something?
445
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:14,367
Eat or not?
446
00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:15,970
No.
447
00:40:25,623 --> 00:40:27,921
A mini typhoon!
448
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,531
Delicious!
449
00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:38,966
Not this again.
450
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,637
Someone is coming.
451
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,839
Maisle's got the grumps,
452
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,002
I don't know what's the matter with her.
453
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:47,340
Can you help?
454
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:49,513
What do you expect with that hair style?
455
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:50,912
I hate it!
456
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:53,960
She's to wear it like this'd
all the rage over in Italy.
457
00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:55,042
I'm not in Italy!
458
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:57,952
I hate this hair style.
459
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:01,788
Yes, but Maisie hates it,
she feels that she looks stupid.
460
00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:03,790
He understands me!
461
00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,493
Dogs don't find this beautiful.
462
00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:07,759
Try & imagine being a dog
you'd not like this, right
463
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:08,798
Right Winston?
464
00:41:08,899 --> 00:41:09,976
It's ugly -'Maisle's a dog not a toy'.
465
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,627
Stupid!
466
00:41:11,936 --> 00:41:13,370
What can I do about it?
467
00:41:13,871 --> 00:41:17,000
First of all, take all these silly clips out.
468
00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:19,975
And let her hair grow naturally.
469
00:41:20,010 --> 00:41:21,068
That's right!
470
00:41:21,612 --> 00:41:22,841
Get her to take this horrible coat off.
471
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,441
I hate this coat! Horrible!
472
00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:28,349
And let me roll in cows hit sometimes
473
00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:30,046
Well, I'll do what you said
474
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,950
He understands me.
475
00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:34,591
Thanks a lot.
476
00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:38,626
Come on Maisie, let's return
you back into a real dog.
477
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,664
Hi Magic
478
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,367
Michelle.
Hi Kathy
479
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:47,728
Look, he's amazing.
480
00:41:47,905 --> 00:41:49,771
Aren't you glad you're not a poodle'?
481
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,001
But I wish I was a bit more handsome.
482
00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,270
You are handsome!
483
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:53,174
Really!
484
00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:56,669
That's great! He's been here
for one week & now a raise.
485
00:41:57,114 --> 00:42:00,982
I don't like his dress sense,
those funny old pajama he wears!
486
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:01,711
If I give you some money.
487
00:42:01,886 --> 00:42:04,548
Can you make him presentable?
488
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,995
Can you read this'?
489
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:17,059
And so now?
490
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:21,029
How about now?
491
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,468
Can you see this one?
492
00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:31,014
Why can't you? You must be blind.
493
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:33,279
What's this?
494
00:42:34,852 --> 00:42:36,718
O...
495
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,254
O right?
496
00:42:40,124 --> 00:42:41,853
O right? So you're blind then.
497
00:42:41,926 --> 00:42:45,794
But I can see the letters,
I don't know what they are.
498
00:42:48,098 --> 00:42:50,567
20 minutes.
499
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,996
Hi!
500
00:43:57,901 --> 00:43:59,960
What's the matter with him?
501
00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:02,831
Smartie!
502
00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:05,604
He kissed me'.!
503
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,035
He is so smart!
504
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,747
I love you
505
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:13,080
ROSE * MARY
506
00:44:16,353 --> 00:44:20,381
That's the thing with dogs,
they do exactly what they like.
507
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:26,892
Sir
508
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:33,465
This restaurant is famous for its steak,
have you ever been here before?
509
00:44:34,271 --> 00:44:36,706
Never, they wouldn't let me in.
510
00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:39,243
Why not?
511
00:44:41,278 --> 00:44:43,178
I... ...I don't have the money.
512
00:44:43,747 --> 00:44:46,011
This time it's my treat.
513
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:56,491
Their filet mignon with butter & garlic
is the house specialty here.
514
00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:58,288
Try!
515
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:42,195
Jack, this is Magic,
the one who got my purse back.
516
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:44,331
Magic, meet Jack.
517
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,979
Magic, what's the matter'?
518
00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:00,290
Hi!
519
00:46:13,871 --> 00:46:15,236
Have you eaten yet?
520
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,271
Yes I have, don't forget
your playing tennis with me.
521
00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:22,141
Magic, can you play tennis?
522
00:46:22,412 --> 00:46:26,007
Well that settles it, we're going to teach
you how to play.
523
00:46:27,317 --> 00:46:28,614
Madam, anything else.
524
00:46:28,685 --> 00:46:30,380
That's all, thank you.
525
00:46:36,026 --> 00:46:38,222
Waiter, bill please.
526
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,132
Do you still want it?
527
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:22,666
Magic, your turn.
528
00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,369
Jack, won't you let Magic at least try?
529
00:47:26,143 --> 00:47:28,373
Ru play with him.
530
00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:30,436
You're tired anyway, just take a rest.
531
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:33,747
Magic you go & play a while.
532
00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:36,279
Jack, It's no fun for him sitting here,
you play with him.
533
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:37,377
Jack will teach you.
534
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:40,185
OK!
I'll get ice cream.
535
00:49:57,794 --> 00:49:59,888
Serve you right!
536
00:50:09,706 --> 00:50:12,676
I surrender.
537
00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:20,873
Ice cream.
538
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,679
Did you play?
539
00:50:24,788 --> 00:50:29,589
He learns fast. He's almost as good as me.
540
00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:41,469
I've lost my earring again. Help me lind it.
541
00:50:42,672 --> 00:50:44,606
Honey, it's such a big place here.
542
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:45,971
Let me buy you another pair?
543
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,944
They have sentimental value,
they were from my mother.
544
00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:51,173
So we spend the rest of the evening here.
545
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,575
I know where to find
a pair that's exactly the same.
546
00:50:54,618 --> 00:50:56,313
Nobody could tell the difference.
547
00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:58,321
I could tell the difference
548
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:01,184
Look! I've found it!
549
00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:08,592
Here it is! Well, is this it?
550
00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:09,791
Yes.
551
00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:13,535
It's been in the drain, it's got to be washed.
552
00:51:14,971 --> 00:51:16,405
We'll go & fetch the car.
553
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:19,407
Do we've to have that jerk with us for the night?
554
00:51:40,063 --> 00:51:40,928
Here it's clean.
555
00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:43,058
Did you wash it in the swimming pool then?
556
00:51:45,802 --> 00:51:47,236
Thank you!
557
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:57,178
Thank you!
558
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,381
Jack, just a minute.
559
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,518
Have you lost your key?
560
00:52:09,459 --> 00:52:13,259
Yes, it must be in my other clothes, the old one.
561
00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,094
This excuses this guy, comes up with.
562
00:52:15,165 --> 00:52:17,497
So you don't have anywhere to sleep tonight?
563
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:22,005
Well, he can't stay over at my place
564
00:52:22,072 --> 00:52:24,734
Alright, he can stay over at my place then.
565
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:27,599
This way.
566
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,212
Don't be shy, just make yourself at home.
567
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:35,217
Jack's a good guy.
568
00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:41,686
Jack, Magic can sleep in the study I'll fix it up.
569
00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,226
Well, I'll do the room later.
570
00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,385
I'll take you home first.
571
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:47,293
It's alright, I'll take a cab,
I'll call you when I'm home.
572
00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:49,562
Goodnight, Magic.
573
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,468
Look after him, won't you?
574
00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:52,900
Yes honey.
575
00:53:01,378 --> 00:53:03,676
Boy, I've to hand it to you,
you may look like a 4-eyed nerd.
576
00:53:03,747 --> 00:53:06,648
From nowhere but you sure know how
to get in on a good thing.
577
00:53:06,683 --> 00:53:10,051
And as for calling yourself
Magic go to the top of the class.
578
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,885
You really scored a lot of brownie points there,
didn't you?
579
00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:15,551
But get this, she's my girl has been for 3 years,
580
00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:16,821
And don't forget it.
581
00:53:18,228 --> 00:53:19,627
Where are you going?
582
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,327
To sleep in the study.
583
00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:23,924
You'll sleep right where you are, the sofa.
584
00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:25,998
You better be warned because I'm serious.
585
00:53:26,069 --> 00:53:27,264
I hate rivals, I'm going to out your balls off.
586
00:53:27,337 --> 00:53:28,736
Just like I did to her dog.
587
00:53:28,805 --> 00:53:31,035
If you hang around her any more.
588
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:36,180
No need to sleep on the sofa,
why don't you come in the study?
589
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:39,340
What are you doing here?
590
00:53:39,783 --> 00:53:42,445
I took your key home by mistake, I'm returning it.
591
00:53:42,519 --> 00:53:43,748
Thank you.
592
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:51,420
Why don't I take you out & help you find a taxi?
593
00:54:01,271 --> 00:54:02,500
What's that?
594
00:54:08,478 --> 00:54:11,277
Jack, while I was away what did you do?
595
00:54:12,882 --> 00:54:14,179
You...
596
00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,818
Kathy come back, I can explain!
597
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:20,754
Look you know I love you Kathy.
598
00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:22,758
What's the matter?
599
00:54:22,959 --> 00:54:24,484
Don't move!
600
00:54:24,894 --> 00:54:26,726
I've been with you for 3 years now.
601
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:28,821
Kathy, listen, you know I love you.
602
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,162
Listen, I can explain!
603
00:54:33,970 --> 00:54:36,405
I'm not interested in any other girls.
604
00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:37,870
Get away from me.
605
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,638
Stop following me around like a stupid dog.
606
00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:42,371
I'm the dog!
607
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:43,913
Why you hanging around?
608
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:45,779
I'm talking to you, not him!
609
00:54:45,815 --> 00:54:47,112
Mel?
610
00:54:51,321 --> 00:54:54,484
You'll regret this, Kathy I promise!
611
00:54:59,729 --> 00:55:01,663
Alright, can't win all.
612
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,530
Come on.
613
00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:08,097
Your place or mine'?
614
00:55:08,171 --> 00:55:10,071
Not you.
615
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,374
Excuse me.
616
00:55:30,393 --> 00:55:34,990
How did you know where my slippers were?
617
00:55:36,599 --> 00:55:38,727
I just guessed, I guess ...
618
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,099
Thank you.
619
00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:45,372
Sit down.
620
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:52,111
Let me get you something to eat.
Thanks.
621
00:56:06,496 --> 00:56:08,430
What are you doing?
622
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:12,026
Nothing, I've never seen a bed like this before.
623
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:14,270
It's really a nice bed, isn't it?
624
00:56:14,337 --> 00:56:16,203
There's another one just like
it in the guest room.
625
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,333
Would you mind waiting out there for me?
626
00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:20,336
OK!
627
00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:30,710
Well, eat it.
628
00:56:31,988 --> 00:56:34,082
Should I make you something to go with it'?
629
00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:35,954
No need, I've got this.
630
00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:42,592
I don't know, but when I see you,
you give me this strange feeling,
631
00:56:42,632 --> 00:56:45,499
The feeling, I used to have with my dog Magic.
632
00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:48,680
I'm sorry, I don't mean to compare you to my dog.
633
00:56:48,705 --> 00:56:50,002
I'm sorry.
634
00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:52,599
Don't worry, your dog'll come back.
635
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:54,438
It was all Jack's fault.
636
00:56:54,511 --> 00:56:56,070
If he'd had looked after Magic instead
of fooling around.
637
00:56:56,146 --> 00:56:59,081
It would never have happened.
638
00:56:59,115 --> 00:57:01,209
I never want to see him again.
639
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:08,781
See you tomorrow.
640
00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:31,412
Why'd I have to apolegise?
641
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:35,040
She's got to be kidding,
she's not the only lish in the sea.
642
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,879
With my look & charm, straight up,
eat your heart out.
643
00:57:41,724 --> 00:57:43,192
Sleep!
644
00:57:57,006 --> 00:57:58,838
My God, I've to see her!
645
00:58:00,743 --> 00:58:02,142
That makes me look weak though.
646
00:58:02,212 --> 00:58:03,976
No way, do I need aa woman'?
647
00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:06,171
Sleep!
648
00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,185
You're here.
649
00:58:14,524 --> 00:58:16,492
Why not? Kathy's here as well.
650
00:58:16,526 --> 00:58:18,290
You mean you never went home last night?
651
00:58:18,361 --> 00:58:19,419
Well of course I didn't, I stayed with her.
652
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,861
I did.
653
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,259
Where did you sleep?
654
00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:24,130
Also. ..
What's it?
655
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:25,698
We just stept together.
656
00:58:25,835 --> 00:58:27,030
Stept together?
657
00:58:27,070 --> 00:58:28,504
What is it?
658
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:30,731
What's the meaning of all these noise?
659
00:58:30,807 --> 00:58:35,005
Come here, I need to talk to you, Out!
660
00:58:39,315 --> 00:58:42,046
Lock out big boy?
661
00:58:42,118 --> 00:58:43,745
Come on in.
662
00:58:50,059 --> 00:58:51,891
Why is your bed such a mess'?
663
00:58:52,829 --> 00:58:54,797
And what's this? 2 pillows, why 2 pillows?
664
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,329
Oh you didn't have company in bed, did you?
665
00:58:56,432 --> 00:58:57,866
One for you one for him!
666
00:58:57,934 --> 00:58:59,561
What are you talking about?
667
00:59:01,404 --> 00:59:03,498
Listen to that!
668
00:59:03,573 --> 00:59:05,234
Your voice is all bucky Kathy.
669
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:07,243
You obviously didn't get any sleep last night!
670
00:59:07,443 --> 00:59:10,037
You are a real ass.
671
00:59:10,113 --> 00:59:12,047
This time you're insulting me & my friend.
672
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:13,139
What friend?
673
00:59:13,449 --> 00:59:15,713
You hardly know the guy -
what is it a week at the most now.
674
00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:18,311
I've known you for 3 years.
675
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:20,356
Shut up, we've had 3 years.
676
00:59:20,423 --> 00:59:22,517
But how long have you'd with that woman'?
677
00:59:22,592 --> 00:59:25,425
So you went to bed with that dog to spite me,
did you Kathy?
678
00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:27,122
Get out right now.
679
00:59:27,196 --> 00:59:29,290
I never want to see you again.
680
00:59:29,365 --> 00:59:32,198
I won't! I'm going to stay here.
681
00:59:33,536 --> 00:59:37,973
Out, get out!
682
00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,944
You...
683
00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:51,919
Hi, it's you!
684
00:59:53,189 --> 00:59:54,623
I love a man when he's angry.
685
00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,216
Would you like to come over
here for a little drink?
686
00:59:56,326 --> 01:00:00,354
No! I wouldn't, what are you? A bitch'?
Get lost!
687
01:00:08,738 --> 01:00:09,830
You stop it!
688
01:00:10,073 --> 01:00:13,441
I'm pretty good at this!
689
01:00:13,876 --> 01:00:15,037
I'm outtalk here.
690
01:00:16,479 --> 01:00:18,208
I'm lucky!
691
01:00:19,682 --> 01:00:21,582
Get away quickly!
692
01:00:24,253 --> 01:00:24,913
Stop it.
693
01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:27,251
No, Kathy, don't throw the fridge,
it's too heavy to kill him.
694
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:29,083
I just want a drink.
695
01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:39,392
Magic, let's go to a party tonight.
696
01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,634
Good heavens, he looks like the dog's dinner.
697
01:00:48,611 --> 01:00:52,275
Kathy did a good job really,
you do look so different.
698
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,010
She even invited me to a party tonight.
699
01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:56,012
Uh? What about Jack?
700
01:00:56,119 --> 01:00:57,553
Excuse me!
701
01:00:58,888 --> 01:01:00,151
I'd like to buy a collar
702
01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,453
Of course, These are the new designs from Italy.
703
01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,123
It's beatutiful
704
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:05,922
It's snazzy!
705
01:01:07,463 --> 01:01:08,555
Just a minute.
706
01:01:08,798 --> 01:01:10,789
Can you wrap it up?
707
01:01:15,238 --> 01:01:16,569
Disgusting!
708
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,208
Who does he think he is?
709
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:21,542
You're just jealous.
710
01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:25,476
You're so handsome!
711
01:01:26,249 --> 01:01:28,775
I like it, take it off my salary.
712
01:01:33,589 --> 01:01:36,559
This one's for Kathy, see you later.
713
01:01:41,030 --> 01:01:42,725
Why are you wearing a dog collar?
714
01:01:42,765 --> 01:01:45,598
You see dogs in sweaters,
why not men in dog collars'?
715
01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,703
Why not? Know what it's great!
716
01:01:48,738 --> 01:01:50,570
This one's for you.
717
01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,433
Is it a fashion of this year?
718
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:55,211
Not bad!
719
01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:58,506
And it matches my dress, Thanks.
720
01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:15,555
Hi!
721
01:02:15,665 --> 01:02:17,258
Why not!
722
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:22,965
What's happened? Who's Kathy with'?
723
01:02:23,539 --> 01:02:24,904
Hey, so who ditched who, Jack?
724
01:02:24,941 --> 01:02:25,931
Gross.
725
01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:45,991
Disgusting.
726
01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:54,100
I'm sorry.
727
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:56,268
Lucy, would you care to dance?
728
01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,068
Thank you.
729
01:02:58,141 --> 01:03:00,166
Jack is really something
730
01:03:07,984 --> 01:03:08,849
Dance with me.
731
01:03:08,918 --> 01:03:10,010
I don't know how to.
732
01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:11,986
Never mind, I'll teach you.
733
01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:16,091
I'm sorry.
734
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,552
Not up there, here.
735
01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:22,254
Good! That's better.
736
01:03:55,064 --> 01:03:58,523
I'm sorry, I've to go to the washroom.
737
01:04:11,914 --> 01:04:13,643
What's it?
738
01:04:17,253 --> 01:04:20,348
Hi Magic, I'm John, a friend of Jack's.
739
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:21,823
Shake your hand!
740
01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:24,052
I'm George.
741
01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:25,995
John, George.
742
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:28,190
Like some snails? Delicious!
743
01:04:28,431 --> 01:04:32,026
Go on, dig it.
744
01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:42,802
Yummy
745
01:04:49,452 --> 01:04:50,942
(Wasabi)
746
01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:59,325
Hey, buddy, someone invites you to sing.
747
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,057
Are you interested? Can you sing'?
748
01:05:30,826 --> 01:05:31,987
Jack!
749
01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:37,227
Water at last!
750
01:05:37,633 --> 01:05:39,294
You really are something!
751
01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:42,727
I'm something at least I'm not a dog.
752
01:05:42,805 --> 01:05:43,897
Not like him!
753
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,367
How do you know I'm a dog?
754
01:05:45,441 --> 01:05:47,432
Don't call yourself a dog.
755
01:05:47,510 --> 01:05:48,875
Anyone who jumps into bed with someone
elsefls girlfriend is a dog!
756
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:50,674
He is a dog!
757
01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:52,412
What did you say?
758
01:05:56,552 --> 01:06:01,012
Sir...
759
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:02,587
Sir...
760
01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:05,920
Are you alright?
761
01:06:08,564 --> 01:06:09,895
Come on, let's go.
762
01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:12,265
Are you hurt?
763
01:06:12,401 --> 01:06:14,563
Howl hate him!
764
01:06:17,773 --> 01:06:20,367
You're becoming drunk, too much cognac!
765
01:06:20,443 --> 01:06:21,638
I hate him.
766
01:06:22,511 --> 01:06:26,379
You tell me, what's she got that I haven't got?
767
01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:28,076
You're a nicer girl.
768
01:06:28,117 --> 01:06:29,084
And a lot cuter.
769
01:06:29,118 --> 01:06:32,418
Then why won't he tell the bitch to go?
770
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:36,884
I'll get you some water.
771
01:06:43,132 --> 01:06:44,600
Vodka
772
01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:48,569
I want cognac!
773
01:06:49,238 --> 01:06:50,706
Drink this water
774
01:06:57,713 --> 01:07:00,944
You lie to me, I hate people who lie.
775
01:07:03,185 --> 01:07:04,550
I didn't really lie.
776
01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:05,782
I just twisted the truth.
777
01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:07,523
The truth is I'm your dog.
778
01:07:07,923 --> 01:07:08,890
D09
779
01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:10,426
I know, you're an old dog?
780
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:13,927
I'm your dog!
781
01:07:14,263 --> 01:07:21,192
I like dog, dog is faithful.
782
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:28,109
Kathy ...
783
01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:47,926
Suppertime, guys!
784
01:07:47,997 --> 01:07:49,089
Come & eat!
785
01:07:49,165 --> 01:07:50,360
I'm so hungry!
786
01:07:50,433 --> 01:07:53,892
Here it is, dinner delicious ...
787
01:07:53,969 --> 01:07:55,630
See this!
788
01:08:00,843 --> 01:08:03,369
It's fun being together, I love being a human.
789
01:08:03,412 --> 01:08:04,937
I'm so hHPPY-
790
01:08:06,348 --> 01:08:07,645
I feel happy fOF Yo"-
791
01:08:08,284 --> 01:08:10,412
Me too.
792
01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:12,814
I jealous you.
793
01:08:13,389 --> 01:08:15,414
I envy you.
794
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,625
What do you think.
795
01:08:18,694 --> 01:08:21,254
I don't think it'll workout.
796
01:08:22,898 --> 01:08:24,730
Human are nothing but trouble.
797
01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:28,335
I don't speak dog, what's going on?
798
01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:51,690
Bring me some chicken tomorrow.
799
01:08:57,299 --> 01:08:59,791
Happy Ghost, can you help me please?
800
01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:05,538
Magic, how many times have I said it.
801
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:08,339
Impossible to be a dog again before your time.
802
01:09:08,511 --> 01:09:09,706
But I don't want to be a dog.
803
01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:11,280
I want to stay like this.
804
01:09:11,614 --> 01:09:13,480
Well, now that's even more difficult.
805
01:09:13,549 --> 01:09:16,849
Reincarnation-wise,
you're pretty low down the ladder.
806
01:09:16,919 --> 01:09:19,718
Not long out of the plant kingdom,
so don't push your luck here.
807
01:09:19,788 --> 01:09:21,313
Even in your next life.
808
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,256
You won't be human,
you got a lew more dog lives yet.
809
01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:26,884
You're very lucky you'd these 49 days.
810
01:09:26,962 --> 01:09:28,896
Don't upset the Gods,
or you may return as a grasshopper.
811
01:09:29,098 --> 01:09:30,930
But that feeling I've with my mistress.
812
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,900
The warmth & wonderfulness.
813
01:09:33,035 --> 01:09:36,198
It's not like being with
your average bitch at all.
814
01:09:36,472 --> 01:09:39,840
It's reserved for the human kingdom,
only human beings can have feelings like that.
815
01:09:39,909 --> 01:09:41,673
They say I love you.
816
01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:42,572
Love you?
817
01:09:42,645 --> 01:09:45,945
Other than making money,
818
01:09:46,048 --> 01:09:48,574
Love motivates human to do anything,
819
01:09:48,617 --> 01:09:49,948
The trouble is ...
820
01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:53,045
People just treat love & money in the same way.
821
01:09:53,122 --> 01:09:56,319
Think they can own love.
822
01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,985
When in fact it's a gift to give.
823
01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,659
Many live, spent working that one out.
824
01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:01,491
But why?
825
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:02,826
Just believe it.
826
01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:04,093
You try & control love.
827
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:07,431
& you'll live to regret it.
828
01:10:08,804 --> 01:10:10,898
Come back, it's not true.
829
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:12,437
I want love.
830
01:10:12,675 --> 01:10:14,700
I want love!
831
01:10:16,712 --> 01:10:18,544
I really like it here.
832
01:10:20,182 --> 01:10:23,243
I'm sorry sir, you're not allowed
to bring your dog in here.
833
01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:27,818
I can't go in.
834
01:10:27,923 --> 01:10:30,858
What's the matter with you? You're not a dog.
835
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:32,485
That's right, I'm not a dog.
836
01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:34,222
Let's go in.
837
01:10:37,266 --> 01:10:38,893
Magic, would you like a hot dog?
838
01:10:38,934 --> 01:10:40,629
A dog? I can't eat a dog!
839
01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,762
Not a dog, a hot dog.
840
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,236
It doesn't matter if it's hot or cold.
841
01:10:44,306 --> 01:10:46,206
I just don't eat it.
842
01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:48,065
Two hot dogs please.
843
01:10:52,514 --> 01:10:55,950
Eat up! It's sausage, there's no dog.
844
01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:03,192
I promise you that
845
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,822
Be careful with love.
846
01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:11,023
So what happened'?
847
01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:16,236
Thought I saw something
848
01:11:16,805 --> 01:11:19,069
Well, why don't we go to a movie?
849
01:11:38,394 --> 01:11:40,021
Piss off, go on!
850
01:11:50,639 --> 01:11:52,107
Be careful with love.
851
01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:54,504
What is it?
852
01:11:55,544 --> 01:11:57,376
It's a scarey movie.
853
01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:03,219
Did she scare you with her body?
854
01:12:21,570 --> 01:12:24,733
No love!
855
01:12:30,779 --> 01:12:32,372
No love!
856
01:12:35,818 --> 01:12:37,308
No love!
857
01:12:39,621 --> 01:12:41,146
No love!
858
01:12:41,990 --> 01:12:43,981
Let's go.
859
01:12:46,261 --> 01:12:48,662
No love my friend.
860
01:13:00,609 --> 01:13:02,976
Do you know why I asked you over for dinner?
861
01:13:03,746 --> 01:13:05,475
Today's my birthday.
862
01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:08,014
I'm sorry but I don't have a present.
863
01:13:08,183 --> 01:13:10,652
But wait till next payday.
864
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,517
Happy birthday
865
01:13:15,858 --> 01:13:17,417
Excuse me.
866
01:13:19,161 --> 01:13:20,959
Hello?
Happy birthday
867
01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:22,757
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
868
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:26,095
I'm sorry Jack, I'm not alone.
869
01:13:35,210 --> 01:13:36,473
Be careful in love.
870
01:13:36,512 --> 01:13:38,310
No love.
871
01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:41,475
You mustn't fall in love with her.
872
01:13:46,321 --> 01:13:47,516
Now what?
873
01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:52,320
Nothing, just spilled my drink,
I'll just go clean up.
874
01:14:01,136 --> 01:14:03,867
Remember, you'll live to regret
it if you love her.
875
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,635
Come here.
876
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,844
You made me human,
how come you won't let me love?
877
01:14:08,977 --> 01:14:10,502
You've only got 7 more days left.
878
01:14:10,579 --> 01:14:12,274
Don't wreck it by falling in love.
879
01:14:12,347 --> 01:14:14,111
I want to stay human not a dog.
880
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:16,243
But you can't change your destiny as a dog now.
881
01:14:16,351 --> 01:14:20,151
Listen, it's not the same thing,
a man is not a dog.
882
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:22,590
I don't care about that,
I've got 7 days left to be a lover
883
01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:23,454
And I'm going to use them.
884
01:14:23,525 --> 01:14:25,015
But it isn't worth it.
885
01:14:25,093 --> 01:14:27,562
It won't work really, cause you aren't a man.
886
01:14:27,629 --> 01:14:29,688
You're only man's best friend.
887
01:14:30,399 --> 01:14:33,300
Kathy still loves Jack.
888
01:14:33,368 --> 01:14:37,498
And Jack loves her too.
889
01:14:37,573 --> 01:14:38,597
How you know it?
890
01:14:38,674 --> 01:14:41,302
I've watched their diaries
891
01:14:43,345 --> 01:14:45,575
They're perfect couple.
892
01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:49,982
You'd be responsible for this mess.
893
01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,952
Let do a good job before you leave.
894
01:14:53,055 --> 01:14:57,515
Match them as a merit for yourself.
895
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:08,466
Kathy we need to talk, I want to thank you.
896
01:15:08,537 --> 01:15:11,234
For making me happy, in my new life.
897
01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,609
I understand.
898
01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:18,673
It must be very hard in Mainland China.
899
01:15:19,281 --> 01:15:20,544
I'm glad you came to HK.
900
01:15:20,916 --> 01:15:21,974
I want to say ...
901
01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:24,118
Jack loves you, you can't just leave him.
902
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,196
Forgive him.
903
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,654
What are you talking about?
904
01:15:26,722 --> 01:15:28,315
Lucy means nothing at all to him.
905
01:15:28,557 --> 01:15:30,047
I'm sure of that!
906
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:30,954
How do you know'?
907
01:15:31,026 --> 01:15:32,187
I saw it with my own eyes.
908
01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:33,695
Saw it with your own eyes'?
909
01:15:33,962 --> 01:15:36,021
I'm really your dog Magic.
910
01:15:36,899 --> 01:15:39,994
I see, you've met someone new.
911
01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:43,761
Do you have a wife in China, is that it?
912
01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:46,666
If you don't want to be my friend.
913
01:15:46,742 --> 01:15:49,234
Just say so, you don't have to show up
with such excuses.
914
01:15:49,344 --> 01:15:50,675
I really am your dog Magic.
915
01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:52,908
I can prove it. I know so much about you.
916
01:15:52,981 --> 01:15:54,278
What do you know about?
917
01:15:54,316 --> 01:15:56,751
That earring you're wearing was a present
years ago from your mom.
918
01:15:56,785 --> 01:15:59,345
You mist aid it, I found it for
you there in the rubbish.
919
01:15:59,421 --> 01:16:02,823
And I know about that watch,
it's a present from Jack on Valentines Day.
920
01:16:02,925 --> 01:16:04,518
But...
You stop it.
921
01:16:06,662 --> 01:16:08,391
You read my diary!
922
01:16:08,463 --> 01:16:10,397
Do you have no sense of privacy?
923
01:16:10,465 --> 01:16:11,432
I didn't do it.
924
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,525
Get out!
925
01:16:16,438 --> 01:16:18,770
Open the door!
926
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,600
I didn't read it, I swear to you.
927
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:23,804
Hi hunky, you've been thrown out again?
928
01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:36,722
No wonder you call yourself a dog.
929
01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:40,159
The 2 of you make a perfect couple.
930
01:16:42,197 --> 01:16:43,255
You've ruined everything.
931
01:16:43,332 --> 01:16:44,731
In the end you'll thank me.
932
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:46,165
It's better this way.
933
01:16:47,369 --> 01:16:50,395
Never mind, come to my place.
934
01:16:50,472 --> 01:16:52,406
Little cuddle, come on honey.
935
01:16:57,479 --> 01:17:00,005
Hello.
I'm downstairs Kathy.
936
01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:08,619
What do you want?
937
01:17:09,057 --> 01:17:11,890
Please Kathy, I want to apologies.
938
01:17:13,996 --> 01:17:17,330
Please let me come up & explain, alright?
939
01:17:46,795 --> 01:17:49,196
These human games.
940
01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:51,230
He's all sad.
941
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,259
All the need is a good walk, he'll be line.
942
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:55,565
Are you puzzled by love?
943
01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:56,934
I've that experience.
944
01:17:57,072 --> 01:17:59,507
Be a man!
945
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:01,441
Women are trouble.
946
01:18:01,943 --> 01:18:05,174
It's a broken heart.
947
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:10,382
Someone to see you, Mr Chiu.
948
01:18:10,485 --> 01:18:11,680
Thank you.
949
01:18:18,093 --> 01:18:20,221
It's the last day.
950
01:18:21,730 --> 01:18:24,722
Time to go back to the Kennel.
951
01:18:24,766 --> 01:18:27,064
I've to get Kathy a present.
952
01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:28,364
I promised her that I would.
953
01:18:28,437 --> 01:18:30,098
Your only have one hour left.
954
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:32,163
I know.
955
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:38,510
Kathy doesn't know what a lucky woman
she is to have a loyal dog like this.
956
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,341
Hurry up Magic.
957
01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:54,221
Big wills only.
958
01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:57,226
Sorry, close for lunch.
959
01:19:01,503 --> 01:19:02,937
I've got 10 cherubs to pay in.
960
01:19:03,004 --> 01:19:04,267
Well shill!
961
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:05,966
Can't you see there's a line?
962
01:19:06,007 --> 01:19:06,906
Backward ...
963
01:19:06,975 --> 01:19:08,443
A thief's line up too'?
964
01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:10,738
Thank you, that's a great help.
Delighted.
965
01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:18,044
Goodbye then guys
966
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,246
We'll miss you
967
01:19:19,321 --> 01:19:20,516
And your funny ways.
Good luck, think about us sometimes
968
01:19:24,559 --> 01:19:25,583
I'll think about you
969
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:27,219
Let us out then.
970
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:28,657
I miss you too.
971
01:19:28,730 --> 01:19:30,528
Handsome, I'll miss you.
972
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:32,067
Goodbye guys-
973
01:19:32,367 --> 01:19:33,960
I'll miss you too.
974
01:19:34,035 --> 01:19:35,196
Goodbye!
975
01:19:35,470 --> 01:19:37,199
What's you? Are you leaving?
976
01:19:37,472 --> 01:19:38,701
I don't have any choice
977
01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:41,105
But why not? Wasn't the raise enough for you?
978
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:42,768
I want to raise you salary next month still
979
01:19:42,844 --> 01:19:44,778
It was more than enough
980
01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:46,507
But I fell my life's going to the dogs here
981
01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:47,707
So you're going?
982
01:19:48,216 --> 01:19:49,706
It's time I got back to my roots, you know.
983
01:19:51,153 --> 01:19:54,589
I get your meaning, you nust miss your family
984
01:19:54,856 --> 01:19:56,221
Ready.
Stay there!
985
01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:58,425
Or I'll have to shoot her.
986
01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:00,859
Nobody more. I'll shoot to kill
987
01:20:02,597 --> 01:20:05,794
Keep still! And shut up.
988
01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:08,465
Keep still!
989
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:13,264
Thousand dollar bills
990
01:20:13,508 --> 01:20:15,408
Magic, I want to give you this
991
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,174
No thank you, buy something
for my friends here would you?
992
01:20:18,246 --> 01:20:19,645
This is a news flash
993
01:20:19,748 --> 01:20:22,911
There is a robbery under way at
the Philippine Tai Sung Bank
994
01:20:22,951 --> 01:20:26,182
A robbers taken a woman hostage
& is holding her at gun-point
995
01:20:26,254 --> 01:20:29,747
The poilce are fully armed & ready for action
996
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:33,625
The thief is also armed,
& psychiatrists think his behaviour...
997
01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:35,663
indicetes he is under heavystress
998
01:20:35,730 --> 01:20:37,596
& would kill with very little provocation.
999
01:20:37,699 --> 01:20:39,667
Hostages are very dangerous now.
I've gonna rescue her.
1000
01:20:39,734 --> 01:20:41,862
You cant, you might get killed.
1001
01:20:42,337 --> 01:20:44,931
Go for it Magic. Go for it
1002
01:20:45,974 --> 01:20:48,341
Taxi, Philippine Tai Sung Bank, tast as you can
1003
01:20:48,410 --> 01:20:50,811
No way. I'm on lunch break
1004
01:21:11,733 --> 01:21:13,861
Hey buddy, pleace take me to the Tai Sung Bank
1005
01:21:13,902 --> 01:21:15,734
Over there.
1006
01:21:19,841 --> 01:21:21,570
Nancy, you like driving fast?
1007
01:21:22,177 --> 01:21:25,841
You call this fast? There's a guy
there going past us on foot.
1008
01:21:26,681 --> 01:21:30,879
Don't believe it! We're doing almost a hundred
kilometres an hour
1009
01:21:30,919 --> 01:21:33,479
Pull over!
This is crazy!
1010
01:21:38,260 --> 01:21:40,490
I just got overtaken by a guy on foot.
1011
01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:41,996
Go charge him first!
1012
01:21:42,063 --> 01:21:44,327
Cut the crap licence
1013
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,007
Let me through... I've got to rescue my friend
1014
01:21:53,074 --> 01:21:54,838
I've got to rescue my friend
1015
01:22:00,682 --> 01:22:03,515
No. Heill hurt you
1016
01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:05,515
Be still, or I'll shoot her
1017
01:22:07,222 --> 01:22:08,815
Magic, don't!
1018
01:22:08,857 --> 01:22:11,519
Don't come over, I'll shoot!
1019
01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:20,829
Magic
1020
01:22:21,236 --> 01:22:22,897
Magic
1021
01:22:41,589 --> 01:22:43,216
I surrender.
1022
01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:44,383
I surrender.
1023
01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:47,386
I surrender.
1024
01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:50,363
Magic... Magic
1025
01:22:53,635 --> 01:22:54,830
Out the way!
1026
01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:59,967
You'll be alrighy, Magic
1027
01:23:03,578 --> 01:23:05,205
Go & get the doctor.
1028
01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:13,021
Hang on in there, the doctor's coming
1029
01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:18,822
I promised I'll get you something
gor your birthday
1030
01:23:21,329 --> 01:23:22,626
Thank you.
1031
01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:26,297
I'm your dog you know.
1032
01:23:29,771 --> 01:23:35,767
I'm didn't lie to you Kathy
1033
01:23:38,046 --> 01:23:39,104
Doctor
1034
01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:42,115
Doctor, he's been shot in the chest
1035
01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:45,381
Relax, let's see
1036
01:23:47,288 --> 01:23:48,346
Hey, come here
1037
01:23:49,124 --> 01:23:49,955
What?
1038
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:51,493
You are in the wrong place, guy
1039
01:23:51,593 --> 01:23:54,028
You'd have taken him to the vet
1040
01:23:59,567 --> 01:24:01,797
He really is Magic
1041
01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:04,829
Magic
1042
01:24:05,473 --> 01:24:07,202
Well there's nothing I can do for him
1043
01:24:08,576 --> 01:24:10,476
I'm going
1044
01:24:12,614 --> 01:24:14,582
Magic
1045
01:24:19,087 --> 01:24:20,418
Time to go
1046
01:24:21,356 --> 01:24:25,190
Just one last goodboye
1047
01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:28,628
Alright!
1048
01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:38,233
I told you not to mess around with love
1049
01:24:38,339 --> 01:24:41,172
Oh no, I'm crying as well
1050
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,743
Come on
1051
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:51,943
Don't cry Kathy, you know he loved you!
1052
01:24:52,020 --> 01:24:52,919
Magic
1053
01:24:53,021 --> 01:24:54,546
Don't get upset
1054
01:24:54,656 --> 01:24:57,751
And the best love stories are riddled with tragedy
1055
01:24:57,959 --> 01:25:00,656
Think of Romeo & Juliet
1056
01:25:00,728 --> 01:25:03,527
Anyway you've some practice as a man
1057
01:25:04,799 --> 01:25:06,130
Kathy
1058
01:25:06,301 --> 01:25:08,531
Here's what the stork brought
for Pansy the poodle
1059
01:25:08,603 --> 01:25:09,331
Congratulations
1060
01:25:09,437 --> 01:25:12,031
I know how much you like dogs, accept it
1061
01:25:12,307 --> 01:25:13,832
Thank you
1062
01:25:16,311 --> 01:25:19,144
Do you recognize me?
1063
01:25:20,548 --> 01:25:22,243
He looks like Magic
1064
01:25:22,350 --> 01:25:25,342
The only one in the litter that did!
1065
01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,013
Is it he son f0 Magic?
1066
01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:28,681
I'm scared he's ugly.
1067
01:25:28,790 --> 01:25:32,556
Don't make that face, you'll scare the puppy
1068
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:35,593
Alright. I promise I'll never scare him again
1069
01:25:36,898 --> 01:25:40,596
Come to daddy, there's a good little boy
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01:25:48,943 --> 01:25:50,433
Taste good!
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01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:59,185
They say puppy peepee good for virility,
old Chinese saying, right?
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01:26:01,589 --> 01:26:05,617
Pal, go home now
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01:26:05,660 --> 01:26:08,527
Watch your step!
So we've got a happy ending.
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