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[electricity crackling]
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Hmm. Got a low signal
coming from that house.
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Why is this neighborhood
always so glitchy?
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I don't know, Bergy,
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but our gauntlets
don't get much signal out here.
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[gauntlet beeping]
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Scanning for a signature...
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[clock chimes]
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Hmm, weird taste in furniture.
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[gauntlets beeping]
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Uh-oh, getting a power drain.
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Me, too. Not loving that.
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Don't get creeped, Bergy.
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We can recharge at HQ after the mission.
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I am not creeped.
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I am simply experiencing
a small peak in anxiety.
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[exclaims] Found the source:
glitchy game console.
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Of course, 'cause they blocked the vents.
'Cause nobody respects the vents.
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Oh, check out what game they were playing.
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Castlestein.
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-[exclaims]
-Whoa!
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Okay... now I'm creeped!
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[glitch laughs evilly]
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[Glitch Techs scream]
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-[games beeping]
-[Five] Yes, collected all the shmoogs.
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Now, for the third warp.
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Oh, don't miss the Easter egg,
under the last ring in the chain.
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[game beeping]
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[chuckles] Wow. How'd you know about that?
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Found it on my second playthrough.
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-You already beat this game?
-You know how it is.
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Till I've totally beaten a game,
I just can't move on to the next one.
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Sure, yeah. [scoffs]
I know how that is. [chuckles]
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-So you've beaten every game?
-Well, not, like, every game.
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[chuckles] Oh, okay.
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-Just the ones I've tried.
-[gulps and groans]
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[bee buzzes]
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All right, you two,
I've got a mission for ya.
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-[Miko] Whoo! Yeah!
-Yeah!
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Okay, here's the dealio:Nix and Bergy have gone AFK on a case.
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Can't raise them on gauntlets,so I need a B Team to go in after them.
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Really? We're the B Team?
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Well, figuratively, you're the B Team.
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Literally, you're the D Team.
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But ya work withthe tools you've got, right?
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Dude, that's us! We're the tools!
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Yes! [giggles]
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Wonderful.
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Now, according to our data,you're facing a Mapper glitch,
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capable of laying video game mapsover real-life environments.
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The glitch you'll face in that houseis the game itself.
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So, you beat the game,you beat the glitch. Capisce?
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We totally capisce it!
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Yeah, which game is it again?
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Yeah, it was hard to make it outfrom their last transmission.
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Something like Castlegrime, or--
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O-M-squee! I love Castlestein!
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Yeah. Totally beat that one.
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Creaking door. [laughs]
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It's gonna take more than that
to freak us...
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Oh. Okay, that's kinda creepy.
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[thunder crashes]
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[birds chirping]
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[Five] Whoa.
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Seems like these graphic maps
are only located inside the house.
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Map, no map.
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Map, no map.
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Map, no map.
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[chuckles] Map, no map.
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Thanks for clearing that up, Miko.
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Let's find those other Techs
and bust this glitch.
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[Miko giggles]
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Ah! I can't believe it!
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We're actually inside
the castle from Castlestein!
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-[gauntlet beeps]
-Phil, are you monitoring this?
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[Phil] Yes, but there's a wallof interference dulling the signal.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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-[Phil] What do you see?
-[gauntlet beeps]
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[Five] Uh... walls of interference.
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Hey, a Tech gauntlet!
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[straining]
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[stone cracking]
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[grunts]
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[yelps]
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It's Bergy!
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He's stuck. Poor guy.
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Totally.
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If I were a statue, I woulda tried
to pick a much cooler pose.
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[theme song playing]
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[man] Who knows what really happenswhen a video game starts to glitch?
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♪ Here come the Glitch TechsThey know what to do ♪
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♪ They got the techThey got the moves ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsThey're the wrecking crew ♪
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♪ They'll solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhen a glitch is loose ♪
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♪ They'll wipe them outOld school or new ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsAlways coming through ♪
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♪ To solve the problem ♪
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♪ Glitch TechsWhoa! ♪
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♪ Glitch Techs! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Is he okay?
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-Apart from being a human statue?
-[gauntlet beeps]
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[snoring]
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He's asleep in there.
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Phil, we found Bergy.
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What? I'm losing your signal.
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-Eh, these stupid...
-[Miko] Phil?
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Ugh. Better get clear
of all this interference.
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[rumbling]
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[Five gasps]
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This is probably why
the other Techs lost contact.
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-[gauntlets beeping]
-Huh.
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We're gonna have to power down
until we get some more signal.
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[scoffs] No problem.
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Phil said if we beat the game,
we beat the glitch.
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And everyone's beaten Castlestein, right?
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[chuckles nervously] Yeah, totally.
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Come on!
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Looks like it's game on, partner!
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The glitchy graphic maps have turned
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this whole place
into a real-life castle crawler!
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Ha! That was just like the game!
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Does that mean
we can really loot this stuff?
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[laughs] Watchah!
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Now that we're
actually in a game like this,
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you can see how goofy it really is.
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[chuckles] Oh! And the game's villain was,
like, a total cheeseball, too, remember?
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[chuckles] He had, like,
the dumbest bad guy laugh.
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[mimics laugh]
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[voice laughs evilly]
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Who dare disturbs my dark slumber?
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[Miko] Whoa.
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It's him! Count Nogrog!
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-What's he waiting for?
-The dialogue!
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[clears throat]
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Vile creature, I am here to end
your reign and save humanity!
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[whispering] Now it's his line.
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Humanity? I laugh!
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What is a mortal
but a pile of petty vanities?
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[Miko giggles]
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[whispering] Your line.
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Oh, uh...
You may rule the darkness, but, um...
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Something, something... light!
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Your challenge is acceptance!
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But bewared!
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For when the bells toll negative midnight,
you shall join my collection...
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forever!
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[Miko] Whoa!
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-[Nogrog laughs]
-[Miko screams]
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[Five] Whoa!
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Heads up! Get it? [chuckles]
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It's the Skele-Tomes!
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[roars]
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Their spines are book spines.
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[straining]
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[giggles]
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Right, it's all coming back to me.
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Aw, yeah! I got the spiky stick!
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[both grunting]
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I got... a bent sword?
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-[growls]
-[gasps]
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[Five grunting]
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[Miko] You're keeping that?
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[scoffs] When I played,
I just threw that thing away.
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No way, dude. You gotta keep all the loot.
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After all, it can't hurt--
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-[metal clangs]
-[exclaims]
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[groans]
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Don't say a word.
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But the irony... Okay, fine, let's go.
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This way!
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Other way!
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[Five grunting]
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[laughs] Vámonos, Miko!
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-Whoo-hoo!
-[Miko] Aw, dude!
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[Five laughs] Yeah!
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-You don't need to loot every torch.
-[softly] Yes, I do.
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Look! It's that one treasure chest
you can't ever reach!
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-Pretty kooky game design, huh?
-[chuckles] Yeah. You fell for that, too?
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That is so Castlestein.
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[chiptune music playing]
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Whoa! You just won the lootery, dude!
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Magnetic gloves! Rare drop.
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[chuckles] And these are great
because, um, they're used for...
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You know...
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-disarming the Iron Knights!
-Disarming the Iron Knights!
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Yep. Totally got that one.
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[straining]
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Little help here.
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Uh... Hey, you wanna clear the next room?
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Me?
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[chuckles nervously] Uh, yeah, girl,
you know I would.
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Whatever comes our way,
Five's got your back
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from, uh, the front.
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[Miko] Mmm-hmm.
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Watchah! Bring it on, minions!
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Oh, uh, it's the armory...
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Yeah, gotta get past the mini-boss.
Is that a problem?
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Uh, no, I'm kill... Uh, chill.
Uh, cool. [chuckles]
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Cool as a... As a coolcumber. [chuckles]
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Aah!
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Okay, you got this, Five. You can do this.
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[blade whirring]
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No one defeats the Blade Demon of Truth!
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All who try this shall fail!
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This was a clever challenge.
Took me a while to finally beat it.
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You, may, uh... wanna back up.
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All you, pro!
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Hey, man, you know what time it is?
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It's Five-o'clock!
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[roars]
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[yells]
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[exclaims]
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[grunts and groans]
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Uh, just weakening the defenses.
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Uh, BRB.
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[grunts and yelps]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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-[whimpers]
-[camera shutter clicks]
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Ooh!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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Whoa!
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Okay, Miko, uh, I tired him out,
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but, uh, maybe we could use
a tag team here?
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Really? Why?
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[stammering] Because...
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-'Cause...
-[footsteps thudding]
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Uh, because I lied!
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Look, I never beat this game,
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so if you don't take over right now,
we're gonna end up here stuck forever!
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Okay, Miko? Miko!
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I never beat the game.
I never beat the game.
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Aah!
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Huh? Wha... Huh?
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[laughs] I knew you never beat that game!
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You should see your face right now.
It's all like...
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"Huh? Wha... Huh?" [whimpering]
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[chuckles]
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-That spiked wall was--
-Not so spikey. Who'd a thunk?
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So the only way to defeat the Blade Demon
was... not to defeat it?
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He said it himself.
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[imitating Blade Demon]
All who try shall fail.
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[in normal voice] Truth.
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I was stuck for so long, hating on
this game for being so impossible
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when the answer was right in front of me
the whole time.
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Look, don't beat yourself up.
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That's just Castlestein, man.
It gets in your head.
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You could have told me you never
beat this game before, you know.
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[sighs] I know.
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00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:11,984
But you made such a big deal
out of beating every game.
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00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,404
Okay, maybe not every game.
255
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,783
Besides, I wouldn't have
thought any less of you.
256
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:21,371
-Beating one game isn't that important.
-Yeah, well, I'm gonna beat it now.
257
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,252
Hear that, Castlestein?
I am comin' for you, bro!
258
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,327
[Miko] This elevator goes
to Nogrog's clock tower.
259
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,785
Ready for some classic boss battlin'?
260
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,746
Ready!
261
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,179
[both grunt]
262
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,512
[electricity humming]
263
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,019
[Nogrog exclaims]
264
00:12:47,641 --> 00:12:52,901
The time is nigh
for you to join my collection!
265
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:56,777
I put my heart and soul in them.
266
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,859
You will enjoy everlasting life...
267
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,070
as my toys.
268
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,987
[laughs evilly]
269
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,003
"Time is nigh... heart and soul...
Mua-ha-ha..."
270
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,876
These must be clues to a riddle!
271
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:21,383
If I fall, you may rise,
272
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:25,297
but time is always on my sides!
273
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:28,427
Or maybe this game's dialogue
is just really bad.
274
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:31,191
Just take my hand, learn the pattern,
275
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,348
and aim for the guy
with the fabulous hair.
276
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:34,938
Let's do this.
277
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,145
[exclaims]
278
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,364
[Miko and Five grunting]
279
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,447
[dramatic music playing]
280
00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,497
-Got the pattern?
-Got it!
281
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:59,004
[grunts] Now!
282
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,595
No!
283
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,063
-[Five] Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
-Yes! We did it!
284
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:22,107
Okay, so this is the coolest.
At this part, the game fades to black.
285
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,525
[Five] And...
286
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,744
-that's it?
-That's game.
287
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,494
You, good sir, may now say
288
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:32,196
you have beaten the 32 bits
of awesome that is Castlestein.
289
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,328
Kaboom!
290
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,714
-[Five] But I still hear the clock.
-[clock ticking]
291
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,343
When you played this before,
was this how your game ended?
292
00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:40,710
[Miko] Well, let me think.
293
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:44,796
I beat Nogrog, it went dark,
I stood around a while and then...
294
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,474
Since there was obviously no way out
of this room, I just, kinda...
295
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,813
shut the game off.
296
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,230
You shut it off?
297
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:57,559
Yes! I shut it off, as in how one
turns off appliances no longer in use
298
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:01,646
so as to responsibly conserve energy.
Why am I yelling at you?
299
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,108
[Nogrog laughs evilly]
300
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,784
You didn't beat the game.
301
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,743
I did not beat this game.
302
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:12,124
-So if we didn't beat the game, then...
-We didn't beat the glitch.
303
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:13,703
[Miko gasps]
304
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:22,799
It's Nix! And A... B... C!
305
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,340
Oh, wow, I guess
we really were the D Team.
306
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:27,835
Only now, it's us who are...
307
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,927
[gasps]
308
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,471
[slowly] Stuck.
309
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:34,765
Castlestein!
310
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,402
Okay, okay. We can figure this out.
311
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,732
Uh, if the game didn't end,
312
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:48,407
that means that the Nogrog we just fought
must have been a fake or a decoy.
313
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:51,199
Everything in my life
up to this point has been a lie.
314
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,203
I am a lie.
315
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:56,414
Look, you said it yourself,
this game gets in your head.
316
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:57,957
All we gotta do is...
317
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,120
What are you doing?
318
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,038
I'm just trying to figure out
which pose to take
319
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,166
before we're frozen
for all eternity. [chuckles]
320
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,303
Does this look cooler? Or this?
321
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,261
Miko...
322
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:09,430
[chuckles nervously] Yes, you're right.
I should think about comfort.
323
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,890
Eternity's a long time. [chuckles]
324
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,851
Come on, snap out of it!
325
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,681
We need the Miko who doesn't give up,
326
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,346
the Miko that hurls herself
at spiky walls.
327
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,436
And where did that get her? Stuck!
328
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:26,109
Stuck with a satchel full
of the dumbest loot in game history!
329
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:30,283
Like this ridiculous, useless,
busted-up sword!
330
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,204
[speaks Spanish]
331
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,490
[in English] Where have I seen
this symbol before?
332
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,332
There! It's Nogrog's symbol!
333
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,334
Quick, climb the gears!
334
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,341
"If I fall, you may rise."
335
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,010
Nogrog's dialogue
is finally making some sense!
336
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:48,878
[machinery clinks]
337
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,594
You're a genius!
338
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,927
-Well, shall we?
-Together, on three.
339
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,433
Three!
340
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,354
[gears turning]
341
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,481
[both] Whoa!
342
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,055
[Miko] Whoa!
343
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,108
[screams]
344
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,490
[Five] I got an idea! Hang on!
345
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:09,993
[powering up]
346
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:10,990
Swing me!
347
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,157
-[grunts] Yeah!
-Ha ha!
348
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,660
Okay, put the other one on.
349
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:18,202
We're gonna find the real Count Nogrog,
and we're gonna beat his game together!
350
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,957
[grunts]
351
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,499
[both grunting]
352
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,844
[Miko chuckles]
353
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,838
[chiptune music playing]
354
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,360
Ha! Now we can reach
the unreachable chest.
355
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,566
Whatever's in there's gonna be totally...
356
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,702
A spork.
357
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,580
Castlestein.
358
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:03,171
Dang, caught this guy on the flip-flop.
359
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:10,091
Your trespassing is no longer tolerable
to me, humans.
360
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:16,222
Beholden, as the clock tolls
negative midnight! [laughs]
361
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,973
[Five] Aha! But it's one past midnight!
362
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,937
Your powers fail you, you vile crumb bum!
363
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,769
-"Crumb bum"?
-It'll catch on.
364
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,404
[Nogrog cackles]
365
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:33,652
But with my castle inverted,
your past midnight
366
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:36,987
becomes my negative midnight!
367
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,914
[laughs evilly]
368
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,576
[roars]
369
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,495
[laughs]
370
00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:51,673
Judging by that little display,
I'd say this is the real boss fight.
371
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:57,795
Humanity ill needs saviors
such as you guys.
372
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,389
[Miko and Five grunting]
373
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,722
[dramatic music playing]
374
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:04,845
[laughs]
375
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,436
[grunting]
376
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,077
[Nogrog laughs]
377
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,592
Ugh! Nothing's working.
Give me something else!
378
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:34,672
Anything!
379
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,217
Let's see... uh, trophy, werewolf rib,
uh, porcini mushroom.
380
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,978
We're down to the dregs here!
381
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,637
[whimpers] What's left?
382
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,518
Uh, shield and... here!
383
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,435
What the heck
am I gonna do with this, Five?
384
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,275
Serve him a hot lunch?
385
00:19:58,739 --> 00:19:59,619
[panting]
386
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,413
[gasps]
387
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,412
Watch out for the laser!
388
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,407
-[Miko screams]
-Miko!
389
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,669
[gasps] We're gonna end up
like the others!
390
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,130
Stuck in desperate and uncool poses!
391
00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,375
[Five grunts]
392
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,604
[roars]
393
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:29,942
Miko, forget Nogrog!
394
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,020
Just aim for the statue!
395
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:34,475
With what, Five? This?
396
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,026
[hisses]
397
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,359
'Tis the legendary spword of Gygaggen!
398
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:42,696
I'm sorry, did you just say... "spword"?
399
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,953
[exclaims]
400
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:49,077
That shoots! Okay, learning as we go.
401
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,923
[Nogrog snarls]
402
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:51,829
[grunts]
403
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,881
Inconceptual! Aah!
404
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,132
[Five grunts]
405
00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,682
[grunts]
406
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,758
[exclaims]
407
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,302
[gasps] My spword arm!
408
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,348
You are almost out of time!
409
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,732
[laughs evilly]
410
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,890
[straining]
411
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:14,608
Take my hand, and aim for
the statue with fabulous hair.
412
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,610
Let's do this!
413
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,942
[Nogrog snarls]
414
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,777
[both exclaim]
415
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,163
[screams]
416
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:33,041
Who does you think you are?
417
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,802
We're the D Team, crumb bum!
418
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,474
Oh, yeah!
419
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,977
-[Miko] "Crumb bum" is catchy.
-[Five] I'm sayin'.
420
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,900
[exclaims] Oh.
421
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,519
Saved our skins back there, rooks. Thanks.
422
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:57,816
Yeah, thanks, you two.
423
00:21:57,899 --> 00:22:03,159
Hey, let me ask you, did I at least
look cool in my statue pose?
424
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,659
[camera shutter clicking]
425
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,825
Sure. Totally.
426
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,460
I'm not great at lying.
427
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,208
[theme music playing]
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