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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,373 [device beeping] 2 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:58,643 We are Zoid. We will smash you to dust. 3 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,935 -Totally gonna block you this time. -Not if you can't see. 4 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:07,646 -All right, nuggets, five minutes. -[groans] We were just gonna beat it. 5 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,821 [both grunting] 6 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,526 [beeping] 7 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,117 [hissing] 8 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:29,298 -Oh, it's broken. What did you do? -I didn't do anything. 9 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,986 [both] Mom! 10 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:52,279 Now, don't "Mom" me. 11 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:55,532 You can play more tomorrow. That game's not going anywhere. 12 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,451 [both exclaiming] 13 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,365 [screaming] 14 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:12,218 We are Zoid. 15 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,390 We will smash you to dust. 16 00:02:18,429 --> 00:02:19,429 [all gasp] 17 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:25,981 I'm with tech support. 18 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:34,703 Surrender to Zoid. You cannot hope to defeat us. 19 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:36,779 That's what they all say. 20 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,365 [all exclaim] 21 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:42,035 [grunts] 22 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,080 [all exclaiming] 23 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,499 [grunts] Take that! 24 00:03:11,065 --> 00:03:12,145 [automated voice] Glitch contained. 25 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,155 -[man snores] -[glass shatters] 26 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:20,658 [Mitch] Hinobi Game Systems apologizes for any inconvenience 27 00:03:20,742 --> 00:03:22,912 this minor glitch may have caused 28 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:27,083 and will now restore your system's memory. 29 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,825 [snorts] What did I miss? 30 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,590 [all speaking in reverse] 31 00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,427 [both grunting] 32 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:49,555 We are Zoid. We will smash you to dust. 33 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,317 [Phil over gauntlet] HQ calling. Come in. 34 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,689 [gauntlet chiming] 35 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:55,776 Go for Mitch. 36 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:59,990 -You finish debugging that Puzzler glitch? -Another flawless victory. 37 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,163 Just be sure to upload all glitches from your gauntlet 38 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,202 when you get back to HQ this time. 39 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:06,957 Thanks for the strategy tip, boss. 40 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:08,504 [groans] 41 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,042 [scoffs] Like I need a walk-through. 42 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,352 [indistinct chatter] 43 00:04:33,731 --> 00:04:36,321 Okay, I need a moo shu pork carnita, 44 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:39,781 two fried rice and beans, and an order of won-tonquitos. 45 00:04:39,862 --> 00:04:40,862 Rápido, Nieto! 46 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,617 Grinding as fast as I can, Papi! 47 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:47,868 Ponzu! Chorizo! Tortilla! I choose you! 48 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,334 Player readies for melee. 49 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:53,334 He sprinkles and unleashes his power combo, the triple chop! 50 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,457 And for the finishing move... 51 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,916 [clears throat] 52 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,220 [exclaims] 53 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,104 Huh? 54 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:05,968 Flawless. 55 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:09,015 Okay, guys, it's me, K. Moon, and today is the day. 56 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:13,480 The seventh annual Hinobi Smash Tournament is here, and the hype is off the charts. 57 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,693 It's set to be the biggest NS competition yet. 58 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:20,449 I'm even hearing the company sent exclusive wristbands 59 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,068 to the top-ranked gamers in each city. 60 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,905 So, y'all, can I just say, "If you got one of these things, 61 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,161 I am mega jealous of that sweet, sweet swag. 62 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,043 Okay, so if we're talking competitors, 63 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:32,080 we gotta talk reigning champ, Mitch Williams. 64 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,325 He'll be defending his title for the fourth year in a row-- 65 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,877 Five, you're not burning my frijoles in there, are you? 66 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,801 -[exclaims] -[wristband sizzles] 67 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,010 [grunting] 68 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:41,920 Phew. 69 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:43,934 [screams] 70 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,177 Nursing those trigger fingers? [chuckles] 71 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,774 Sorry, Abuela, I was just-- 72 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,229 -Five! Five, you in there? -Five! 73 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:53,850 We're stuck again. 74 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,856 Ten minutes. Make 'em count, playa. 75 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,069 Thanks, Abuela. 76 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,775 All right, my little rookie game grinders, 77 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:07,952 you are indeed witnessing the hidden level of Hinobi's 1993 classic, Chomp Kitty. 78 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,334 What? You heard it was impossible? Too much game to tame? 79 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,872 Well, as long as you feed this cat enough power pellets, 80 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,376 you can use pattern recognition. Boom! 81 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,339 Endless repetition. Zoom. 82 00:06:18,419 --> 00:06:21,049 And your own ambition. Va-da-ba-da-voom. 83 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:22,510 [electronic fanfare playing] 84 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,760 -To make the impossible possible. -[kids cheering] 85 00:06:24,842 --> 00:06:26,342 [kid] Five, you're the best. 86 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:30,007 My brother, he said you got one of those bracelets from Hinobi. 87 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:33,178 You gonna be in that tournament today, Five? You'd dominate! [chuckles] 88 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:35,727 Come on, you guys know my grandparents need me here. 89 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,402 -If I left, who would cook? -Oye, Five! 90 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:42,571 -Bring yourself back in here! -Ooh, sorry, Papi. I was in the zone! 91 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,864 Va-da-ba-do-do-do. 92 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,659 Huh? You shut the fryer off? 93 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:52,411 Found this on the floor. Has your name on it. 94 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:55,155 That? Oh, that's nothing. [chuckles] 95 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:59,498 -Sure seems like something. -We looked online. 96 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,955 Says only the best gamers in the city get these. 97 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:06,797 Says first prize is a job at the Hinobi Game Store. 98 00:07:07,426 --> 00:07:10,296 I'd think you'd want an opportunity like that, yeah? 99 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:14,308 Of course I would, but the game's today and I gotta work. 100 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:18,272 Besides, even if I won, you guys can't afford to replace me, so-- 101 00:07:18,354 --> 00:07:20,274 That's not your problem. 102 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:26,112 -All you gotta do is play your heart out. -[gasps] Really? 103 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,868 You guys mean it? You'd leave work to take me to the game? 104 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:33,999 Hey, who needs to leave? We'll take our work with us! [laughs] 105 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,868 But this truck hasn't moved since before I was born! 106 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,786 [laughs] It's only a few miles. We can still make it! 107 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,087 [engine revving] 108 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:43,964 [horn honks] 109 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:47,626 -[Papi] Hinobi, here we come! -[Five] Whoo-hoo! 110 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,561 [rock music playing on TV] 111 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:04,686 Yeah! Perfect! Perfect! You're a legend! 112 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,435 I am a legend. 113 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:10,823 [groans] Can't you play in the living room, Miko? 114 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,197 You see this? 115 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:16,003 This means your big sis is gonna wreck a bunch of fools today. 116 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,705 I'm invincible! 117 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,457 -[music stops] -What? 118 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,379 Mom says come to breakfast before you shake the house apart. 119 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:33,800 You can pull the plug on my TV, but you can't pull the plug on destiny! 120 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:38,730 [family members clamoring] 121 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:41,649 -[girl 1] Pass the milk! -[girl 2] Get it yourself. 122 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,519 -[clamoring continues] -[dog barks] 123 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,226 [girl 1] Did you eat all of the cereal? 124 00:08:46,734 --> 00:08:47,994 -You're the worst. -[girl 2] I am. 125 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,989 Two minutes to minivan. Phones off, shoes on. No ifs, ands or-- 126 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,332 Miko, what are you wearing? I bought you a blouse at Bullseye. 127 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:58,748 Mom! It's my good luck shirt. For the Hinobi Smash Tournament today. 128 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:01,079 What is she talking about? What are you talking about? 129 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:05,205 I posted a note about this on the busy board a month ago! 130 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:10,843 [sighs] I'm showing Geoffery's ballet recital, Lexi's hockey playoff, 131 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,715 Nika's science fair soft open, Lee's preschool parade, 132 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,353 and... huh? What exactly is Hinobi Smash? 133 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:20,231 It's an exclusive game competition. 134 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:23,399 Sorry, kiddo. We've got a full day ahead and won't have time to-- 135 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:25,939 But you guys wouldn't even have to drive me there. 136 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:27,903 I can just log into the game from home! 137 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,744 You spend enough time in front of that screen already, young lady. 138 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,820 Now, get changed. We have a lot of events today. 139 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:37,155 You're taking everyone else to do the stuff they like, but not me? 140 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,793 -That's not fair! -[beeping] 141 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,460 Okay, that's time! I want butts in belts people! 142 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,420 Din, din. Do it now, do it now! 143 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:47,710 Tell you what. You can have a little extra game time tomorrow. 144 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,795 Okay, kiddo? 145 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,556 Gang's all here. Let's go! 146 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,815 [mimicking parents] Miko, it was very irresponsible of you 147 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:09,028 to bail on family day. 148 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,738 What do you have to say for yourself? 149 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:14,818 [in normal voice] I say you're looking at a first place champion, Mom and Dad! 150 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:16,065 Whoo! 151 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,629 [van horn honking rhythmically] 152 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:32,723 Oye, muchachos! Who's hungry? [laughs] 153 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,798 [indistinct chatter] 154 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,255 [Five] Oh, man. Look at all those people. 155 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,596 Oh, nerds, oh, nerds, oh, nerds. 156 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,181 Get out of that head, you. 157 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:44,766 I swear, you're gonna get lost in there one day, 158 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,942 and I'm not gonna be able to get you out! 159 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:51,031 Eh, just have fun. Try not to think too hard. 160 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:52,744 [exhales heavily] 161 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,909 [laughter and indistinct chatter] 162 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,369 [announcer] We are coming at you live 163 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:03,870 from the Hinobi Store located in the Bailley Square Mall, 164 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:06,674 bringing you this year's Nobi Smash challenge, 165 00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:10,919 sponsored by Hinobi Games and Buzzcore Beverages. 166 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,054 And guess who's out there, pumpin' up this crowd. 167 00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,972 They know him. They grew up with him. 168 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,512 Nobi, the Hinobi Honeybee! 169 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,267 Man, that thing creeps me out. 170 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,099 Uh, hi. Sorry, do you work here? 171 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,975 No, I just make it a point to accessorize all my button-downs 172 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,563 with manager name tags. 173 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,648 I, uh, have this? 174 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,783 Whoa! He's the missing player. 175 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,280 Took your sweet time logging in, didn't you? 176 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,913 Great. Let's incite this riot. 177 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,451 [announcer] Give it up for High Five! 178 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,746 [crowd cheering] 179 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,959 All eyes on you, champ. 180 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,922 Okay, we're doing standard competition rule set. 181 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,632 You'll be playing on a new map designed specifically for this tournament. 182 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:56,673 So no outside communication is permitted in play, 183 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:59,297 and there will be absolutely no respawns. Any questions? 184 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,505 [stammers] Did you just say no respawns? 185 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,175 Yep. If you're out, you're out. 186 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:07,814 So don't get nauseous, faint or freak out, and you should do just fine. 187 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,903 [crowd cheering] 188 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,449 [Five chuckles] Whoa! 189 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:20,777 [gasps] 190 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,831 This is amazing! 191 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,748 Mitch Williams? Is everyone seeing this? 192 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,333 I'm meeting Mitch Williams! 193 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,048 I can't believe it. I learned so much from watching your Let's Play videos. 194 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,630 [laughs] Thanks. 195 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,965 [announcer] We'll be ready to start once our remote players finish logging in! 196 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,261 Here comes one now! 197 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:48,099 [in deep voice] I am ME_K.O.! Join me or die! 198 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,977 [in high-pitched voice] In my chipmunk boy band. [laughs] 199 00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,942 [in normal voice] Hey, who disabled the voice filter? 200 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,318 [coughing] 201 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,650 -I'm okay. -Whoa! 202 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,736 You're ME_K.O., aren't you? 203 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:04,741 Yeah! And you are... Hi_5? 204 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,035 Do I know that gamer tag? 205 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,119 -[announcer] Defeated by ME_K.O.! -[groans] 206 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,748 -[announcer] Sniped by ME_K.O.! -[groans] 207 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,956 [announcer] Obliterated by ME_K.O.! 208 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,628 Aw, come on! 209 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,010 Nope. [giggles nervously] 210 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:26,175 Oh, nerds. 211 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,103 Relax, bro. 212 00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,522 No matter what happens out there, we're all gamers. 213 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,442 Thanks. 214 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:35,270 [announcer] Three, two, one! 215 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,316 Smash! 216 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,239 And gamers play to win! 217 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,149 [both grunt and yell] 218 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:43,988 [laughing] 219 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,663 [all exclaiming] 220 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,082 [screams] 221 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,503 [crowd cheering] 222 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,746 [grunting] 223 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:57,343 Hey, man! Let go of my leg! 224 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,959 Uh-uh! I am not letting go of your leg! 225 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,298 Ugh, fine. Then grab the ball! 226 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,051 -[Miko] Upsies! -[Five exclaims] 227 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,845 -You owe me one! -It's on. 228 00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:14,307 [Miko] What up? 229 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,733 [Five laughs] Whoo! Yeah! 230 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,647 Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 231 00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:31,584 Yes! 232 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,622 [Miko in singsong] Duh-nuh-nuh, this is my theme song, nuh nuh! 233 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,377 Bringing rainbows of pain. Miko is the best! 234 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,840 Heads up! 235 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,165 [grunts softly] 236 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,256 [grunting] 237 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,350 Ah, yeah! 238 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,021 [Mitch grunts] 239 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,225 Ha ha! 240 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,777 You're Mitch Williams! 241 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,605 -And you're not. -[exclaims] 242 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,697 [Five coughing] 243 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,993 You believe that rager? 244 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,286 I guess that's why he's number one. 245 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,250 Number one dingleberry, maybe. 246 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,831 Ugh! I so wanna beat this guy. 247 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,787 All right, look, I just say we gang up on him. 248 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,337 When it's down to just us, best shot wins? 249 00:15:23,005 --> 00:15:27,175 -Death to dingleberries! -Uh, was that a yes? 250 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,188 [grunting] 251 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,572 Huh? [exclaims] 252 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,859 [grunting] 253 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,403 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 254 00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,486 [scatting] 255 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,781 Sorry! 256 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,783 [grunts] 257 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,865 [straining] 258 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,249 [grunts] 259 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,714 [cheering] 260 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,219 Wait up. I think I got a plan to get us to the final platform. 261 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,472 We're on the final platform! 262 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,602 [Five] Yes! 263 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:18,392 Okay, but slow down. These tiles may be booby-trapped. 264 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,477 Slow down? It's a race! 265 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:21,812 [Wilhelm] Coming through! 266 00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,443 [laughs, screams] 267 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,486 Okay, that's a game changer. 268 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:29,952 [Five] Let's go! 269 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,743 [scoffs and chuckles] 270 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,747 -[panting] -Huh? 271 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,869 Hold still, you slippery sandworm. 272 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,036 [grunts] 273 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:46,168 You two realize this isn't co-op, right? There's only one winner, me! 274 00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,169 -Hey, look out! -[both scream] 275 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,852 -Close one. -[Five] Hmm... 276 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:56,853 [grunts] 277 00:16:58,684 --> 00:16:59,604 Hmm... 278 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,993 Wait. It's a puzzle. 279 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,155 Yeah! 280 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,711 [panting] 281 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,507 [yells, grunts] 282 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,297 [laughs] Yes! This is for the win! 283 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,812 Hey! Look out! 284 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,694 -[Mitch grunts] -[Miko yelps] 285 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,821 [grunting] 286 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,704 Come on! 287 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,449 My ball, it's stuck! 288 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,371 Did this game just glitch on us? 289 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:59,159 [Phil over gauntlet] Uh, I'm showing a major software bug in there, Mitch. 290 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,834 We need to pull you from the game. 291 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,873 Not until I secure this win. 292 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:06,882 -[grunts] -Your buddy can't score without a ball, 293 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,340 and you're dead meat. 294 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,551 Looks like game over. 295 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,432 Not yet, dingleberry. 296 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,969 -Five! -[Mitch] What? 297 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,143 No! 298 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,307 [cheering] 299 00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,816 -[laughing and cheering] -[Abuela] Oh, yeah, that's showin' 'em! 300 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,279 That's right! You get 'em, mijo! Get 'em! 301 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,860 Yes! Yes! I won! I won! 302 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,697 You can't score with another player's ball like that! 303 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,453 That was not fair! 304 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,294 -Yes! I think the all-star just rage quit! -[laughs] 305 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,423 [Miko laughs] 306 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,093 [roars] 307 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,382 [Five] And we unlocked a bonus level? 308 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,050 [Miko] Whoa! 309 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:01,096 You guys saw that bogus shot, right? It can't count! 310 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,981 Tell me the game's glitched, so it can't count! 311 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:07,059 We got bigger problems than your high score right now, Mitch. 312 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,516 Plixel breach in three, two-- 313 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,066 [all exclaim] 314 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,531 -Techs, gauntlets up! -[Mitch grunts] 315 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,293 [crowd exclaiming] 316 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,800 Let's hear it for augmented reality, folks! 317 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:36,679 [cheering] 318 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,548 [gasping] 319 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,845 [joints cracking] 320 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,508 I'll do this myself. 321 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,023 [grunting] 322 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,188 -[glitch giant roars] -[Miko exclaims] 323 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,110 -Think we can take him? -Just one way to find out! 324 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,623 Oh, nerds. 325 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,327 -Uh-oh. -[glitch giant stomping] 326 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,830 [grunts] Whoa! 327 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,378 This VR is so tight-- 328 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,719 Oh! 329 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,720 [screams] 330 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,678 What the... 331 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,683 Zahra, Nix, with me! 332 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:26,225 Take it down! 333 00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:31,979 [yelps] 334 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,083 [automated voice] Hello. A minor glitch has been detected. 335 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,119 Please stand by 336 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,252 -as we restore your system's memory. -What in the... 337 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,539 Ten, nine, eight... 338 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,924 -[Papi] Hmm... -...seven, six, 339 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,554 -five, four... -Okay, okay. 340 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,259 -Whoever wants a free T-shirt... -...three... 341 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,669 -...you just look right there. -...two... 342 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,427 -Right at the big screen. -...one. 343 00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,974 [yells] 344 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,016 [grunts] 345 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:21,613 -What kinda game is this? -The kind nobody's gonna remember. 346 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,123 Good thing you were never here. 347 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,254 -[echoes] Never here. -I was never here. 348 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,343 [K. Moon on TV] ...and surprising nobody, 349 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,759 Mitch Williams secured his number one spot at the Hinobi Smash Tournament today. 350 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:40,799 -[Papi] Need that order up here, Five! -[yells] 351 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,722 You fall asleep on me in there, playa? 352 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,143 [stammering] What? Oh, uh, sorry. 353 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,271 Um, I'm awake, Papi. 354 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,348 I'm awake. 355 00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,105 -[Miko's Mom] Miko! -I'm awake! 356 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,703 [Miko's Dad] And she's awake. 357 00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,238 You guys are never gonna believe what happened! 358 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,533 I was in this VR game, killin' it, like always, 359 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:12,037 when a no-joke-giant-monster hand came through the plasma, 360 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:17,382 grabbed me, threw me on the couch and, zschoop, got sucked back into the TV. 361 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,921 Next thing I know, the TV's all, "Don't move," 362 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,835 and I was all, "Boom! Whaugh! Voo-oosh!" 363 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,255 [panting] 364 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,755 You believe me, don't you? 365 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,102 Mom, please, it's not fair! 366 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,393 You can't just take my console away! 367 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,517 I can and am, young lady. 368 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,564 I hope ditching your family today was worth it, 369 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:40,777 because it was the last video game you'll be playing for a long time. 370 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,939 I was telling the truth! 371 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,413 [groaning] 372 00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:47,491 [cell phone chiming] 373 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:52,950 -Lexi? -What? 374 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:57,078 Could I maybe borrow your phone for just a second? 375 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,667 Mom told me not to let you use it. 376 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,672 Mom doesn't need to know. 377 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:04,634 Just a special secret between us super cool gal pals? 378 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,376 What'll you give me if I let you? 379 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,758 -All of your chores for a week. -Month. 380 00:23:08,845 --> 00:23:11,175 And a jetpack for my Mermaid Mindy doll. 381 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,434 Ugh! Fine! 382 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:14,977 Okay, let me see here. 383 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,020 Now, what was that guy's gamer tag? Yes! Here he is. 384 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,154 High Five! He'll know what's up. 385 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:22,030 Hype-hype! Uh, how much not to tell Mom I'm sneaking out? 386 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,569 -[Lexi] Mindy needs a laser blaster. -[groans] 387 00:23:29,032 --> 00:23:31,202 That mongrel should be a lawyer. 388 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,825 -[man exclaims] -[pants] 389 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,415 C'mon, High Five, where are you? 390 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,048 Yes! 391 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,216 -[grunting] -Five! 392 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,301 I found you! In an alley! No judgements. 393 00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,968 Oh, man, I'm so glad that statue monster didn't crush you. 394 00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,477 [grunts] 395 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,900 -Do I know you? -It's ME_K.O.! 396 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,899 ME_K.O.? 397 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:05,321 [announcer] Defeated, sniped, obliterated by ME_K.O.! 398 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,612 [exclaims] 399 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,567 Uh, never heard of you. 400 00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,235 We just played in a tournament together. 401 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,874 You know, Nobi Smash? The game glitch? 402 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,582 The statue monster? 403 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,502 -We were in a tournament? -How could you not remember? 404 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,080 [gasps] 405 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,877 Maybe somebody doesn't want you to remember. 406 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:26,011 Maybe some evil somebody who's trying to hide the truth 407 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,969 like some kind of... some, some... some-spiracy. 408 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:34,351 [laughs] Come on, I think I'd remember playing Nobi Smash with a statue monster. 409 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:39,850 So you didn't get a wristband, and you didn't go to the Hinobi Store? 410 00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:43,436 Look, the only place I've been for the last three days is this truck. 411 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,443 And trust me, it never goes anywhere. 412 00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:51,656 If this a joke, I don't really get it, but, you know, ha ha! You got me! 413 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,237 You were at that tournament, Five! 414 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,867 -You need to believe me. -Why? 415 00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,124 [scoffs] What does it even matter? 416 00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:01,713 Because you won. 417 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,342 "Some-spiracy"? [scoffs] 418 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,804 [speaks Spanish] 419 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,894 [in English] Me, in a tournament? Like I've been anywhere but-- 420 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:15,260 [spatula clatters] 421 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,271 [stuttering] Abuela? 422 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:27,105 Uh, did you or Papi move this truck in the last few days? 423 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,152 [laughs] 424 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,066 This old beast hasn't moved in the last few decades! 425 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,238 Uh, sorry, Abuela, I gotta go. 426 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,491 Hey, you! Hold up! 427 00:25:38,995 --> 00:25:42,455 Look, all right, let's just say I really did play in that tournament, 428 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,040 you're saying I beat Mitch Williams? 429 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:47,746 Uh, yeah. With my help, of course. 430 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:51,507 All right. I don't know what's going on, but I wanna find out. 431 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:56,051 All right! Setting new quest waypoint for the Hinobi Store! 432 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,429 [tires screech] 433 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,606 Man, I love this store. 434 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,780 When I was little, my dad would bring me here for all the latest game releases. 435 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,650 Sometimes, we'd even camp outside the doors 436 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,357 to make sure we got one of the first copies. 437 00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:17,281 Wow. It's cool your family's so into gaming. 438 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:19,486 Mine, not so much. 439 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,288 There's that wrinkly little sandworm! 440 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,748 There he is! Oh, man, Mitch Williams. 441 00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,836 I mean, he's, like, a local legend. 442 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:32,841 Did you know that he won his first competition when he was six? 443 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:36,144 And he's still got the highest global score on Nobi's Bubble Tea? 444 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:39,469 Well, before you finish that love letter, remember, 445 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,266 Mitch is the creep who probably wiped your brain. 446 00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,690 Why didn't he do the same to you? 447 00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:46,939 Maybe he did, and it just didn't take. 448 00:26:47,605 --> 00:26:52,395 [gasps] Maybe I'm, like, the one, you know? 449 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:56,865 Chosen by destiny to protect the innocent from trolls like him! 450 00:26:58,450 --> 00:26:59,530 Or not. I dunno. 451 00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:01,827 -Let's go! Wait, stop! -[Five grunts] 452 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,042 [Mitch] Hmm. 453 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,997 [car door opens and closes] 454 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,544 [engine revving] 455 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,338 New plan. 456 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:17,973 We follow him, stealth-mode style, till he leads us to his den of lies! 457 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,175 [Five yells and grunts] 458 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,807 Welcome to Mama Miyamoto's Spaghetti in a Bucket, 459 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:31,227 where we put spaghetti in a bucket. 460 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,146 Uh, yeah. 461 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,654 I'll have a small pail with a side of... 462 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,107 Mmm... no. 463 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:41,493 [stammering] 464 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:48,712 Welcome to Mama Miyamoto's Spaghetti in a Bucket, 465 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,002 where we put spaghetti in a bucket. 466 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:55,166 Give me two mega buckets and two apple pies. 467 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,926 -That'll be $9.75. -Boosh! 468 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,637 Welcome to Mama Miyamoto's-- 469 00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,983 You know, I'm not really hungry. 470 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,108 [Mitch laughing] 471 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:16,193 Holy smokes! That guy really can mess with minds! 472 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:19,107 And just made off with about ten pounds of free pasta. 473 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:22,077 -New plan. Get him! -Good plan! 474 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,041 -[brakes squeal] -[Mitch grunts] 475 00:28:32,585 --> 00:28:33,625 [grunts] 476 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,131 Hey, champ, we need to talk. 477 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,884 What the... I remember you. 478 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,797 And we remember you. 479 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,725 You stole my win. Uh, apparently. 480 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,638 How can you know about that? I reset you myself. 481 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,308 Everybody resets. 482 00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,149 [Five grunts] 483 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:00,488 Is zapping people your solution to everything? 484 00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:03,905 Pretty sad if you ask me. 485 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:07,412 Especially since a tool like that could be used to help people, 486 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,075 instead of cheating. 487 00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,004 -[Mitch gasps] -[gauntlet beeps] 488 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,542 Everybody resets! 489 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:18,377 You love to play the hero, but, really, you're just some bully! 490 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:22,184 -I'll wipe you clean! -[grunts] Stop it! 491 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,100 [both grunting] 492 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:28,060 Let go! You don't know what this thing does! 493 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,270 -[both gasp] -[glitch hisses] 494 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:37,732 [gauntlet beeping rapidly] 495 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:39,067 [Five grunts] 496 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:43,071 [Phil] Mitch, we're showing a glitch release from your gauntlet. 497 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,946 [Mitch] Got it under control. Don't send backup. 498 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,044 [Phil] Just be careful. 499 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:50,038 If that thing goes viral, it could spread through the entire arcade. 500 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,866 Oh, boosh! 501 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:56,500 I am done playing with you two whack-a-moles. 502 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,460 [both exclaim] 503 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,666 [both grunt] 504 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:05,643 This is a serious Mitchuation. I can't have you morons make it any worse! 505 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,850 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Seriously? A "Mitchuation"? 506 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,522 I used to look up to you... 507 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,437 and now I don't even know who you are! 508 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,610 I'll tell you who I am. 509 00:30:15,688 --> 00:30:20,608 I'm the guy who's gonna send you back to the alley you crawled from. 510 00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:26,743 And this time, you're gonna stay there... where you belong. 511 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,445 [automated voice] Security system activated. 512 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,169 -[door rattling] -[Miko grunting] 513 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,381 [continues grunting] 514 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:39,504 Come on, try everything. 515 00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,707 There's gotta be something we can use in here. 516 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,798 This is out of control. 517 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:47,353 The kid has stuff that opens portals and erases memories! 518 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:50,598 Who knows what else he made us forget? Family members? Pets? 519 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:54,641 What if we already got out of here but he made us forget we did, 520 00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,307 so now we think we're still in here? 521 00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,476 What if we've always been in here? 522 00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,225 You might be overthinking it. 523 00:31:00,316 --> 00:31:04,486 Besides, you know Mitch's play style. He likes to psyche people out. 524 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:08,200 I bet there isn't even a real security system in here. 525 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,703 Aah! 526 00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:11,695 Aah! 527 00:31:11,786 --> 00:31:13,366 Well, now we know. 528 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,623 [device beeping] 529 00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:22,165 Oh, check it out, Five. A red button. 530 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:25,552 The mother of all buttons! 531 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,973 [Five] Will you stop messing around up there? 532 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,932 From the moment I met you, you've just made everything worse. 533 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,678 You know what your problem is? 534 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,774 You think too much. 535 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:37,850 Whoa! 536 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:43,403 -Where did you... -He must have tossed it in here. 537 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:46,704 [heart beating loudly] 538 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,872 Good thing you were never here. 539 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,660 [echoing] Never here. 540 00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:57,915 I did beat Mitch Williams. 541 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:00,535 Give me that. 542 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,505 [chimes] 543 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:06,880 [beeping] 544 00:32:06,966 --> 00:32:08,336 Aah! 545 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,216 Please don't blow up. Please don't blow up. 546 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:15,635 Welcome cadet. I am BITT! A Binary Intelligence Tech Trainer! 547 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:16,885 Searching for updates. 548 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:18,981 None found. 549 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:22,192 Hey, maybe he can help us get out of this van. 550 00:32:22,273 --> 00:32:27,153 I am sorry but my services are for the exclusive use of Glitch Tech recruits. 551 00:32:27,236 --> 00:32:29,486 I also dispense food and beverages. 552 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:33,532 Fresh-baked muffin? Mmm. 553 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:36,288 [gasps] I want one for Christmas! 554 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,205 What's a Glitch Tech? 555 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:40,670 [BITT] Citizens employed by Hinobi 556 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:44,170 for the purposes of detecting and capturing glitch entities! 557 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:46,343 Uh, that's us all right! 558 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:49,302 New trainees reporting for duty. Right, Five? 559 00:32:50,134 --> 00:32:51,094 Huh? 560 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,761 Uh, yeah! 561 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:58,517 She and me, we are trainees employed by Hinobi 562 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:00,901 for the purposes of whatever the purpose is you just said. 563 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:03,650 Very well. 564 00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:07,531 Simply connect these Glitch gauntlets and choose "start" to begin! 565 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,860 [powering up] 566 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:12,204 [Five] Whoa! 567 00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,115 [Miko laughs] 568 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:24,711 [Five] Whoo-hoo! 569 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,254 It's got some kinda UI. 570 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:29,797 Like a radar, a minimap and... a targeting crosshair? 571 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,762 [BITT] Move your wrists up, down and side to side. 572 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,854 This is known as your targeting area. 573 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,639 Oh, I am loving where this is going. 574 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,024 [beeps] Glitch signature acquired! 575 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:42,401 Now calculating the shortest route. 576 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:43,978 Uh, shortest route to what? 577 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:46,113 [dramatic music playing] 578 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:51,486 [beeping] 579 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:02,169 The shortest route to intercept the glitch! 580 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,959 [machine powering down] 581 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,556 [automated voice] Sock 'em! Sock 'em! Sock 'em! 582 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,653 [girl screaming] 583 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,481 Whoo-hoo! [giggling] 584 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,396 [powering down] 585 00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,493 [glitch hissing] 586 00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,530 [screams] 587 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:40,374 [machine powering down] 588 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,875 [meows] 589 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:50,841 [all gasp] 590 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,972 [growls] 591 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,510 I hate retro titles. 592 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:01,806 [all screaming] 593 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,531 [automated voice] Glitch Techs detected. 594 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,898 I said no backup! 595 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:13,951 [both grunt] 596 00:35:14,028 --> 00:35:15,738 You have reached your destination. 597 00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:18,695 [groans] I've had it with you griefers! 598 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:23,293 I am trying to clean the mess you made, and you keep making it worse! 599 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:25,543 Chomp Kitty? 600 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,043 [Mitch screams] 601 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,246 [chomping] 602 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,720 Strategic update. Run away! 603 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,219 [growls] 604 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,300 [both screaming] 605 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,012 [Five] This is no longer my favorite video game! 606 00:35:45,726 --> 00:35:46,806 [glass clattering] 607 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:49,314 -Uh, is there an instruction manual? -[gauntlet beeping] 608 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,362 Mitch? You're okay? 609 00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:55,861 I am stuck in the belly of a malevolent digital construct, 610 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:57,905 so, no, I'm not okay! 611 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,569 Help me, you morons! 612 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,237 You want our help? 613 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:05,155 You're gonna admit what you've done and help us put things right again! 614 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:10,206 Fine, just get me out of here! The static discharge is frizzing my hair! 615 00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,673 [Miko] Ooh! Maybe these'll help. 616 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:18,508 Let's see. Sparkly gem thingies, feathers, mushrooms... Ooh, pizza! 617 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:22,100 Hey, furball, ya hungry? 618 00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:28,943 You fed it a power-up? 619 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,940 [roaring] 620 00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:35,573 [growling] 621 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,529 [growling] 622 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:40,906 We probably should have stayed in the van. 623 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:44,621 Target glitch has gone viral! 624 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:45,792 What's a glitch? 625 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:50,370 [BITT] A glitch is an artificially intelligent plixel construct! 626 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,378 -So, basically, video game monsters! -I got it! 627 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,091 [beeping] 628 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:01,591 Yeah! Didn't like that, did ya? 629 00:37:01,677 --> 00:37:03,677 [all growling] 630 00:37:04,472 --> 00:37:06,682 They didn't like that. Run! 631 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,176 [gauntlet chimes] 632 00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:12,187 Use your gauntlets to drain its power. And get me out of here! 633 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,781 Uh, hey, BITT? Do these things have multi-target? 634 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:18,112 [automated voice] Multi-target activated. 635 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:19,736 [chuckles] 636 00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:34,789 [grunts] 637 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:35,877 [grunts] 638 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:41,217 [growls] 639 00:37:45,805 --> 00:37:48,765 -[roars] -[both yell] 640 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:50,639 -[Chomp Kitty meows] -[Five] Come on! Let's get him! 641 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:56,773 [laughing] 642 00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:58,437 [Chomp Kitty growling] 643 00:38:00,319 --> 00:38:01,699 -[growling] -[laughing] 644 00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,699 [children laughing] 645 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,580 Uh, why is he eating the ball pit? 646 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,751 Glitch intelligence is limited to base programming. 647 00:38:11,831 --> 00:38:14,131 Oh, he thinks they're pellets! 648 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,628 [gauntlet chiming] 649 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:19,340 Hurry! I am surrounded by toddler snot! 650 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:21,882 -That gives me a plan. -He loves plans. 651 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:28,762 Uh, heavy! 652 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:30,979 [squeaking] 653 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:32,774 [growls] 654 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,151 Oh, boy. 655 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:39,530 -[Chomp Kitty meowing] -It thinks you're food. Great plan! 656 00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:41,358 [Five speaking Spanish] 657 00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,583 -[growls] -[screams] 658 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:49,158 [grunting] 659 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:50,793 Alert! Trainee down! 660 00:38:50,870 --> 00:38:53,750 Uh, BITT, can a power-up's effect be reversed? 661 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:56,831 Power-ups can be modified to nerf a target. 662 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,417 I'll take that as a yes. 663 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,843 Uh, nice kitty! 664 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:05,295 Looks like game over. 665 00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:07,764 Delete my browser history! 666 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,885 Alert, a Tech needs support. 667 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:12,562 Now providing backup assistance! 668 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:14,891 -[growls] -[BITT yells] 669 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:20,231 -Miko! -[gauntlet beeping] 670 00:39:20,316 --> 00:39:23,566 Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! 671 00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:24,572 [growling] 672 00:39:24,653 --> 00:39:26,453 Chomp on this. 673 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:36,326 [meows] 674 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:41,089 [Mitch screaming] 675 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:42,710 [groaning] 676 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,797 [boy laughing] 677 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:48,932 -[gauntlet activating] -Huh? 678 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:53,931 Hey, pro, how'd you like your memory reset? 679 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,767 Wha-- 680 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,981 [chiming] Caution, a Tech gauntlet is not to be used aggressively. 681 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:02,153 It is a tool to protect innocence, never to harm. 682 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:05,903 Yeah? Well, your MVP here really needs to read the dang manual. 683 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:08,356 You gotta believe me, I wasn't really gonna do it! 684 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:10,237 I was freaked you wouldn't reset. 685 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:12,414 Everybody resets! 686 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,123 You stole my win. Why? 687 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:17,874 To protect your lame gamer status? 688 00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,457 I'm Mitch Williams. 689 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,250 I am the number one gamer in this city. 690 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:26,167 You take that away from me, you may as well take everything. 691 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:30,181 Besides, that win was bugged. He wasn't even the real winner. 692 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,143 -She was. -What? 693 00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:35,682 But Five made the winning shot. 694 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:39,306 Yeah, with your ball, remember? 695 00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:42,516 -So I guess you won. -Huh. 696 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:47,573 No matter which one of us won, he still loses. 697 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,073 Please, don't! 698 00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:53,735 If we wipe your precious gaming career, you've got nothing left to protect. 699 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:58,366 I know I went too far, but do not take this from me. 700 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,750 It's what I love. 701 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,173 It's who I am. 702 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:05,665 Me, too. 703 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,756 -Me, too. -[gauntlet deactivating] 704 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,048 [gauntlet chiming] 705 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,603 [Phil] Come in, Mitch. 706 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:18,852 After the discharge, your signal went viral. 707 00:41:18,934 --> 00:41:19,854 What happened in there? 708 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,976 You wanna tell him or should we? 709 00:41:29,403 --> 00:41:32,663 So... your daughter wasn't lying when she told you 710 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,280 a no-joke-giant-monster hand 711 00:41:35,367 --> 00:41:38,947 came out of your TV and trashed your living room. 712 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,040 I'm sorry, what exactly are you people talking about? 713 00:41:43,125 --> 00:41:45,495 We're talking about offering your daughter and her friend here 714 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:49,466 part-time jobs in the Hinobi Store's new technical support department. 715 00:41:49,548 --> 00:41:52,588 A job? I do like the sound of that. 716 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:56,215 -Especially if it makes you happy. -[gasps] Whoo-hoo! 717 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,765 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 718 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:02,062 Okay, guys, you can do it now. 719 00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:07,274 So, while I restore your system's memory, you will remember this. 720 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:12,198 Your daughter's gaming skills have earned her a job with Hinobi Tech Support. 721 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,031 [squealing softly] And you're so proud. 722 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:28,381 Honey, wasn't Miko just here? 723 00:42:28,462 --> 00:42:29,552 You know her. 724 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:32,380 Probably wants to be early for that new job of hers. 725 00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:38,846 Whoa. 726 00:42:42,977 --> 00:42:44,307 [Phil] So this'll be your day-to-day. 727 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,895 Cash register's here, price gun's here, pooper's in the back and... 728 00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,192 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the place next door sells old donuts at half off. 729 00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:54,197 -That's all? -What's better than half-off donuts? 730 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:58,530 Exclusive swag, early release games, live events! 731 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:00,827 Yeah, if you earn points, you get the perks. 732 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:05,211 Oh, and there are your lockers. 733 00:43:10,045 --> 00:43:12,715 Uh... awesome. 734 00:43:12,798 --> 00:43:15,048 I got your awesome right here. 735 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:23,024 Excuse me. 736 00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,520 -Yeah! -Cannonball! 737 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,937 [both laugh] 738 00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,689 -Whoo-hoo-hoo! -[laughs] 739 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:36,908 -Whoo-hoo! -Whoa! [grunts] 740 00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:38,776 [groans] 741 00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:42,333 Whoa! 742 00:43:57,593 --> 00:43:59,513 [whirring] 743 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:07,194 Kids, welcome to Glitch Techs. 744 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,149 -[Miko] Awesome! -[Five] This is amazing! 745 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,979 -[Miko] Whoo-hoo! -[Five laughs] 746 00:44:12,232 --> 00:44:14,232 [theme music playing] 55094

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