All language subtitles for Flesh.Gordon.1974

From 1929 to 1933 U.S. was devastated
for a merciless inflation.

People needed something that they
It will breathe morals and give them courage.

One of the great moral builders
It was the creation of a superhero:

Flash Gordon, Captain Marvel, Buck Rogers
Superman and many others.

They possessed goodness
and moral stature ...

... for which the country admired them
In times of need.

In these difficult times, we,
the producers, we feel that there was ...

... a need for humor
more entertaining.

Realizing respect
from the U.S. for the past ...

We in the spirit of burlesque and
From the satire we have created a new hero.

With the spirit of the old, but
With the fury of the new.

The creators of yesterday's heroes
and those who were immortalized ...

on the silver screen and in the comics they haven't
formed part in the production of this film.

But it could not have been done without them.
For his ideas and visions of other worlds ...

They have been our inspiration.

To those innovators and their fans
Around the world, we dedicate:

FLESH GORDON

Good night to the world and
to all ships in the sea.

Here is an urgent message.

The congress has met
in extraordinary session.

The president has declined
make statements

and has locked himself in the bathroom
with the vice president this morning.

The president's wife advises us
We repent of all our sins.

A last minute cable.

The greatest scientists in the world
still meeting in Washington

awaiting a declaration
from Professor Gordon.

World Behavior Expert
Animal and remarkable Physical.

My lords,
We are in serious trouble.

Sexual madness threatens the world.
Read all the details.

Sexual madness threatens the world.
Read it with great detail.

Hey, let me, you perverted brutes.

Dear friends ... as I said
The situation is very serious.

I don't think it's necessary that
describe the incredible chaos

in which he is mired
Our dear planet.

Neither the reprehensible actions that
are committing while we talk

in all rooms, in all
roads, on terraces and rooftops,

in the desert, in tents
of the jungle, in the Arctic igloos,

at the airport, in the factories,
in supermarkets, in parks ...

Yes, the situation is very serious.

Dr. Gordon,
we are all aware

of the absolute degradation to which
people have been subjected.

What can we do?
What are the causes?

- This is what we must discover.
- I say it is a virus

and that you have to find a vaccine.
- Come on, it's not a virus

any idiot can see that
It is a case of collective hypnosis.

But what hypnosis?
I've been investigating ...

and I found the cause in
Japanese tuna cans.

- But what does it say? What is he talking about?
- Enough of nonsense.

My colleague has fish
in the brain.

Please let's be sensible

and let's not keep fighting
among us.

- Let's think instead of ...
- Please, silence, please.

Gentlemen, please, we must
keep all calm.

Future generations depend on
the decisions we make here today.

So, I've discovered three things
About this form of madness.

First of all: Not all
areas are being affected.

Look around you think that some
of you are sexually excited?

None �eh?

No, some areas
They are still immune.

Second: my son, sent
on behalf of the United States

to the tenth world championship
of ice hockey in Tibet,

has discovered a species
of giant luminous ray

that could come from
any remote planet

whose appearance seems to coincide
with the events that happened yesterday.

And thirdly: I've discovered me
Wife and sweeper making love.

Sorry but it happens
in the best families.

Teacher, his son
Did he tell you anything?

For now I can't say anything.
- Have you discovered anything?

I expect that soon
It may be clearer.

In fact, my son is
coming home right now.

When you land your plane we can
draw some conclusions

Control tower, control tower,
We are finding a terrible time.

Bitch, motherfucker.

Sorry.

Oh forgive me

- Nothing happens. Is it your first flight?
- It's my first drink.

A horrible time ago.
Do you think we will arrive?

Stay calm.

The planes of the twenties
They're safe. There is no danger.

- My name is Dale Ardor and you?
- Flesh, Flesh Gordon.

- Ah, Professor Gordon's son?
- That's right.

Be careful, commander.

Do not.

Go on, stop. Do not.

Check yourself, give it ...
Go on, ... fight yourself.

Commander, I have one
dreadful erection.

- Wait for it to pass.
- It's risky.

- We have to keep control.
- I can not.

Control tower, control tower,

Here we are both hot
like mandrels, very hot.

Dale, there is no one driving.
- Flesh.

- The plane is going to crash.
- Where are you going?

Go on, let's jump
in parachutes.

Give it treasure
Are you ok?

Did you call me treasure?
Oh, Flesh, what is going on?

- Can you walk?
- I think so.

Take this on.

Flesh, look ...

One house, go on. Come on maybe
We can find a phone.

Still, take one more step and ...

I don't know what you came for
but you will never find it.

You can think of us what you want,
but this girl is sick

and we must find a phone.

We were aboard a plane
from Africa,

when we were reached
by the sexual cosmic rays

that unleashed an madness orgy
to which the pilots joined.

When did you see the plane
rushed, grabbed the command

but it broke me
between the hands

Seeing this girl
overwhelmed by erotic madness,

I threw myself to the first one before
the plane will crash against the ground.

And we landed right here.

Do you take me for a jerk?

You think I don't know they've come
to steal the secret project

of my new air rocket
of interstellar missiles

to patented miraculous hydro fuel
with nuclear micro gamma

I've taken twenty
years to do?

And who enjoys a new
aerodynamic line

that increases the wave of small spirals
of synthetic strontium molecules.

Do you think I don't know?

Good...

I don't know why I'm talking about the rocket,
when you made a wrong address.

You come here, come on, I want
Do a little experiment.

See, it seems that lightning exposure
sexual causes an increase in attributes

- Pa "Pajero"!
- How?

Flexi Jerkoff, it has me
It seemed that you were.

So you're Flesh,
Professor Gordon's son.

I was wondering why you knew
So much about the sex beam.

Come, let me show you the spaceship.

I think it's better to introduce them.
Dale Ardor, Dr. Flexi Jerkoff.

- It is a pleasure.
- The pleasure is mine.

Understand it, I discovered that
planet came from the sexual ray.

And fortunately the spaceship
I was ready to leave.

You can't even imagine what
I felt locked up here.

Everything just reached
by lightning. A hell.

But fortunately, the lightning is exhausted�
before the date arrived.

And the project is not
It has been affected.

Ah ha ha, you are very funny.

It reminds me
vaguely certain thing.

I managed to acquire
all the pieces of a company

who sells houses
By correspondence.

Do you think this will make you arrive?
to the confines of the solar system?

Well, by force. It is the last
Hope that remains for Humanity.

Flesh, go on,
Do you want to come with me?

It will be a very dangerous journey, and I don't know
who or what things we will meet.

But someone has to do something
to save the Earth ...

of the influence of this evil ray.

- What do you tell me, Dale?
- Flesh, let's do it.

Sure why not. We will try it.
- Magnificent.

The orbit of this planet will lead it
at a minimum distance from us.

Between more or less, six minutes. There are
A lot of work to do. Come follow me.

Where are these bulbs going?

These are very important for him.
landing. Leave them where you see fit.

What is this, doctor?
- Do not touch it.

An assistant of mine once touched him and ...
Oh no, it wasn't this.

Hey, have some
Interesting tools

It cost a lot
gather them all?

Don't bother me now, Flesh,
We are almost ready. Close the door.

But with what button?
- With that.

We will start.

- Ready, give it?
- Ready, Flesh.

All right. Hold on
time to take off

Starting the rocket 1.

Starting the rocket 2.

Hold on tight.
You have to cross the zozosphere.

Look, go.

Moon.

It is the Earth.

Oh, it's magnificent.

Wow, you see the great lakes.

That is Lake Ontario, the lake
Michigan, Lake Superior ...

What happens, dale?

The sex beam is right in front
of us. Quick, change the route.

- It's hardening. I can not handle it.
- Let me try.

Another incident like this one, and
I will soon be ready to retire.

Hey doctor
What kind of planet do you think?

Surely it is
Inhabited, Flesh.

No natural force could
to have caused us

The effect of this sexual ray. And look
that green area of the lake ...

probably forest or jungle according to me
opinion, and those are the desert areas.

The planet has frigid regions
polar similar to those on Earth.

Let's take a look
more closely.

Hold on, I'm going to
Try to get closer.

Forgive me, your Boss,

but we have sighted an spaceship
unknown that approaches "Porn."

Probably
Try earthlings.

They force the
Aircraft to land.

I want live earthlings.
Understood?

Yes, your Boss.

Do not get too close. Look.

Do you think they carry
good intentions?

They have given us.

They have impacted on the
main gamma modulator

- I will try to fix it.
- Oh no.

The spaceship does not respond
at the controls, Flesh.

- Resist, Jerkoff.
- Try anything, Flesh.

- Yes, give it.
- The spacecraft rushes.

- Hurry up, Flesh.
- I hurry, Jerkoff, I hurry.

- Save us.
- That's what i try.

- There's no time left, Flesh.
- We have a serious problem, Flesh.

Resist, Jerkoff, resist.

- Oh, Flesh, try anything.
- Give me a fork, park here.

Here you have it, Flesh,
here it is. Save us

Jerkoff, I think I've
Fixed the bug

Yes, it is fixed. The controls
They begin to respond.

Hold on tight.
Hold on, give it.

I think the spaceship is
It is cracking.

Hold on, give it,
I try to endure it.

- Flesh.
- Watch out.

Doctor Jerkoff ... doctor Jerkoff.

Is it ok?
- I think so.

�The spaceship has suffered
many damages?

- I don't know. Let's go outside
Check it out. - Yes.

Oh, Dale ... I have here
something for you

Oh yes, here it is.
It is a beautiful memory.

It was from my grandmother, and it's almost new.
We did it for the funeral.

Well, there is oxygen
on this planet

It is the most unusual place
I've never seen

They could also have sent
Someone to receive us.

They have done. Look.

Quick, through that cave.

Tall. Deliver yourself.

Let's hide here.

In line.

I'm going to look for that part.

They will surely come back.
Come on, maybe there is another way out.

There is something strange here inside.

Flesh, it seems almost alive.

- But what is it?
- I don't know.

The consistency of
these formations that ..

no, it doesn't seem to be any
Rock known for science.

It's not hard as rock and ...

For thousands of galaxies

- But what is that?
- A kind of Penesaurus, I think.

Over here.

They are those of the spaceship,
It comes from down there. - Ahead.

Here they are.

You have to capture them alive.
Fast.

- I take care of the girl.
- The blond giant is mine.

Leave the bearded man to me.

Your Viciousness, we have captured
to the earthlings and we await your orders.

Earthlings eh?

Bring them to me immediately here.

- Did you hear me?
- Yes.

Bring the earthlings.

Your filth wants to see you.

Tell that stupid
Cretin, stop screaming.

Yes, boss.

Walk

What have they come for?
to the planet Porn?

To destroy the terrible lightning
sexual that has led to chaos

to our beloved planet Earth.

Oh ... I believed though, that
They had come to thank me.

But does not matter.

No power in the universe
I will stop the ...

... infinite strength of me
sexual monstrosity

But why does this do us?

Earth is a peaceful planet.
And it does not represent a amanaza for you.

I will tell you later.

But how the hell
have they got here?

With an spaceship
that I have built.

Ah, are you a scientist? A brain
like yours can also be useful to me.

Guard...

Take it to the lab and show it
That is what you should do.

I want to see the girl more closely.

No no no.

For the great goddess Ioni,
You are beautiful.

My eyes have never seen
So much beauty

You will be my wife.

It is exquisite.

Keep your dirty
her hands.

- Disgusting and perverted galactic ...
- Guard.

- ... with slanted eyes.
- Me guard.

Put it in the juicer
sexual and bring me its essence.

I will greatly enhance the
Pleasures of our wedding night.

Stop the blond giant
It should not be squeezed.

Amora ...

As Queen of Darkness and Guardian of
The sacred stones of power.

You have the privilege of keeping it only
If he survives the torture I order.

I condemn him to fight against
My hermaphrodites.

So be it, but yes
Survive will be mine.

- Throw him in the sand!
- Do not.

It's mine ... it's mine ... it's mine
it's mine ... it's mine ...

Chase it,
stupid idiots.

Go to sleep now. And forget

Forget everything.

We will make love and my body
It will be forever linked to yours.

How much you wake up ...

you will be ...
My King of Darkness

Your bump,

Queen Amora's spaceship
Travel through the forest kingdom.

Open them and bring them to me
before me.

But your Cornutancia, the inhabitants
Of the forest are our enemies.

If we land they will kill us.

Do you have now
afraid of the weak?

I have given my orders
And I want to be obeyed.

Yes, your degeneracy.

Prepare the ceremony.

Porn will have tonight
A new queen

Get out of my way, idiot.

Guard, I need your help.

- Take, hold this.
- Yes.

Hold this too
And this please.

And one last thing,
that is all.

Very well.

And now, raise your hands.

Ground floor please.

Give me the key.

Enter me

It is a pure pleasure.

Enter with me until
Dense darkness

W. A. N. G.

Wang makes everyone happy here.

Without him, the porn planet

It would be nothing more than a horn.

I still there.

- Jerkoff.
- Flesh.

I thought you were Amora.

I have not found another
thing to wear

But how could you
escape from the palace?

When I discovered that Wang
intended to destroy Amora's ship

I have dominated the guard
with the radio gas

what made in the
Wang's lab.

Then I dressed as a pilot
and I followed the bomber

and then I have descended
to save you.

What do you know about Dale?

At this time, the ceremony that I will convert
Dale and Wang in legitimate husbands

It is reaching its terrible outcome.

It's useless, Flesh ... only
We can't stop it.

Flesh, look.

I've always carried
A sinful life.

And all my acts have had
its root in darkness and greed.

I will show you the stone ...
It has been the source of my power.

With this stone they will end
with Wang and his insidious plot.

This powerful stone ...

It is the only force that will stop
the sexual ray.

When everything is there
concluded, terricolas,

my spirit will reach
The joy of resting in peace.

She was a noble woman,
Flesh.

He had guts.

It was a great help.

Come on, there is no time to lose.

No, just a moment, dressed
I feel ridiculous.

You shouldn't worry, I have
Something for you in the spaceship.

Come on, Jerkoff, we have
Than stop Wang.

- Okay, Flesh.
- Come on, fast.

But do not run.

One ... one ... one ...
one one.

One one.

There they are.

Stop, earthlings.

Now you can kiss ...

to your wife

Come here, my graceful Amazon.

Get away from me
Dirty vicious snail.

Enough with this one
business, horrible cat.

Stop them.

The ceremony is over, Wang.

Attack them, idiots.

Amateur.

The stone, Jerkoff.

Come on Wang
Where is it?

What have you done to him? I swear
that if you touched his face ...

You're late, moron.

Give it, I was kidnapped a little
Before my love kiss

My little one has been stolen
and beautiful wife.

You want me to end
He immediately, Flesh?

Not now, he has suffered enough.

Please, if you find it
Tell her that I love her.

Stop resisting
I'm trying to save you.

I brought the earth,
come with us

No. Where are you taking me?
Leave me

I want to be with Flesh.
Leave me alone.

No ... I don't want to, I don't want to.

Do not.

The earth girl.

We have been a long time
awaiting your arrival.

Since we learned about you
resistance to Emperor Wang.

But ... I guess
I will have to clarify.

I ... I'm Captain Nellie.

Commander of the great and powerful
Association of Porn Amazons.

A dedicated organization
exclusively to overthrow Wang

and its corrupt regime
chauvinist and macho.

But what does it have to
See this with me?

Our spies have
watched carefully.

And because of your emphatic and decisive
resistance to Wang and his entire Court ...

we have all decided on
unanimously include you in our ranks.

I only owe myself to
Earthling, Flesh Gordon.

You will be much more useful
here ... with us.

What are you going to do to me?
Do not.

I want to go back with Flesh,
let me go

Form rows for
inspection and selection.

A very pretty and funny face.

pale nipples

A beautiful hair,
authentic and bright.

But what do you do for
Your nipples are so beautiful?

They are beautiful, very beautiful, your face
It's pretty Turn around to see you.

Hold on a little. We'll see,
Good, good, nice buttocks.

Oh no.

D� ... step forward.

Get ready, you're ready.

Go Go.

No, no ... leave me alone.

Leave me alone, leave me alone.

- I don't want to, I don't want to.
- Jerkoff ...

I have heard Dale.
It must be in danger.

Jerkoff, I've heard Dale.
It must be in danger.

No, let me go.

No, enough, enough.

- No no no.
- We are in a kind of underground.

We must leave,
We must escape from here.

You have done very badly.

Move aside, Flesh.

Let's go

- There it is.
- God, Flesh ...

- They're lesbians!
- Lesbians?

That nobody dares
to do nothing

I have the power stone
and I know very well how to use it.

T�, line up with the others.

I know your race.

What were they doing here?
What did they do with her?

Come back there!

No, no, you could hurt Flesh.

But. What killed you, Flesh?

An arrow.

With the poisoned tip
for the precision.

Whoever you are,
We owe you life.

Nonsense, has been
A pleasure for me.

I am Prince Pecious, the
legitimate heir to the throne of Porn.

Years ago, this planet
It was a true paradise.

But Wang, a crazy botanist,

whose sexual organs were devoured
for an alienated carnivorous plant,

did not tolerate existence
of this state.

So ... after joining a
army of helpless and frustrated

and armed with a small
but effective sexual ray

I transformed my palace
In a carnal chaos.

And he took advantage, exiling us
me and a few counselors

to a place known today
as the Kingdom of the Woods.

Prince, believe that together, we can
end Wang's depraved regime?

Yes, and I hope your
cosmic friendship

can inspire eternal ties
of kindness and love

between the villages of
Our planet and yours.

�If there is anything I can
do to pay you?

Don't go, Flesh.

The fun just begins.

I would love it, Precious, but I can't.

They wait for me in the laboratory. I must
Help Jerkoff make the deadly ray.

Then I go with you.

Hey, Flesh, I was about
Send you call.

- What has happened?
- Any scientist could tell you.

My lightning is over
And ready to be tested.

Now, if my calculations are correct,
with just one shot of my device

Wang's hateful sexual ray
It will end up fragmented into thousands of pieces.

- But how does it work?
- I'll show you.

First, we have to connect
here, the stone of power.

Come on, I help you.

All right. There is a model of
Wang's sex ray

surrounded by a force field
impenetrable electromagnetic

that if it wasn't for the huge energy
of the stone of Queen Amora

we could never
aim to destroy it.

- Really?
- Separate.

Now you will see.

- Fantastic.
- Amazing.

Congratulations, well done, professor.

It works, Jerkoff. It's the eighth
Wonder of the World.

I was sure.

Now, there is no more
Than ride it on the spaceship.

To reduce crumbs
Wang's evil ray.

And then, we will return home,
Right, flesh?

If we are lucky and the weather is good
We will be at home tomorrow night.

Oh flesh.

I will prepare the spaceship.
To the spaceship.

Ahhhh ...

Your Lowness, the Earthlings
have invented a weapon

with which they intend to destroy
Our sexual ray.

Ah ... I've had enough
with so much intrusion.

Have interfered in matters
of my powerful regime.

For the last time ...
And they will be arrested.

Now, listen carefully ...

Jerkoff, we are
Approaching the palace.

Just one minute, Flesh.
It is almost ready.

Pay attention.

This device has a delicate
electromagnetic balance

Any alteration could
Make us fly through the air.

Jerkoff, there is the sexual ray.

The forest spaceship,
sound the alarm

They have sighted us.
Prepare it, fast.

Now!

Oh no, my stone.

Take up the flight, fast.

It has been locked.

Let me try me.

Flesh, we are lost.

Do not.

We no longer rush.
What has happened?

We are prey to one
kind of magnetic ray

makes us
descend gently.

But why does Wang want to save us?

It does not save us. Look

Does this mean the end?

�SALDR� VICTORIOUS
THE WANG PERVERTIDE?

LOSE FLESH YOUR ENVELOPE?

INTERMEDIATE

The last time we had it
seen, our hero had

got caught by the jaw
wicked mechanics Wang.

There will be no more justice
Now in porn?

Give it, it's yours.

Dr. Jerkoff.

This is for you, Flesh.

Hey! Is everything all right?

All good, Flesh.

It's embarrassing what
what Sol has done.

Steal the stone
that way.

And to think it was my
favorite boy.

What has happened
with the other young man?

It has been released without a parachute.

REAL SILENCE
OCCUPIED

Now all effort
It is in vain.

They are trapped and will not survive.
I assure you.

I have tolerated to the limit, their
miserable attempts to annoy me

For the last time.

Wang has invented
many systems

to remove this
grain in the ass.

Earthlings, I'm curious about
Know if they like my real toilet.

What happens?

The pavement is opening.

I apologize.

Here once was a door.
Hadn't they seen her?

This is it, earthlings.

Goodbye, Gordon.

Sweet dreams.

Bye, bye.

It was nice to meet you, Flesh.

Hold my hand hard.

Flesh, Flesh.

Gordon Flesh

Dead is.

Dead, dead.
He is dead. Oh

Your Lowness, Your Impotence, you
I bring one of the jewels of power.

Now Earthlings can't
Never again destroy the sexual ray.

But they are alive
and wander around the palace.

Don't say nonsense,
I have already captured them. Give me the jewel.

This horrible beach stone has
afraid of my little ones huh?

No matter. The little Wangy
I'll take care of you

Wang gives you
A beautiful bright.

my little girl,
My little gold button.

- How do you say it got stuck?
- It's got stuck.

Stuck!

- What do you mean stuck?
- It's got stuck.

The stone, Wang, the stone.
Where is it?

Give me the stone, or else,
I take it out immediately.

Leave it to me, Flesh. I've been a lot
Time waiting for this moment.

The jewel, Wang,
Where is it?

Guess it.

Yes

Hot.

- Is this, Flesh?
- No, is not that.

Let me see.

Give me that jewel.

Give me that jewel
Did you understand me?

- It's stuck.
- How are you stuck?

Idiot, you thought you beat me,
But this is not over.

You still have to face
to my drilling robots.

I would like to have a picture of this.

Quick, give me the jewel.
Do you hear me?

What originality, to reach death
with a sexual mechanical explosion.

Idiots.

But what are they doing?

Very original, huh, Wang?

Do not think you can
save you from Wang.

Flesh, Flesh.

Come on we can't
Let Wang escape.

Forget Wang. We must
Go for the jewel and save the Earth.

That reminds me...

- Ah, I can't.
- Wait!

You are stuck!

An epidemic, smallpox,
The plague, a storm.

Anything, anything.
Oh, great.

The fate of all evils
Rest in your hands.

Wake up ... wake up and
Destroy your enemies

And come the glorious
cause of perversion.

How it pleases me to kill.

Get out of my way,
Little flatulence

The task of a monster
It is never finished.

Go to hell.

Is here. Run, run

Stop, observe and
Then get to work.

It's too late, stupid idiots,

your earth is not worthy
of my sexual ray.

I will raze and erase your damn
planet of the face of the entire universe.

Run, Jerkoff.

What a beautiful female
you are done

He has Dale.

Come on Jerkoff, shoot him
With your destructive ray.

I dare not, at this distance
I run the risk of hurting Dale.

If at least I could
Be more close.

One moment, we will use the
Wang's spaceship. Come on.

Oh, we both are going to be
Good friends, girl.

Fuck.

Observe ... this is my
Tower of love

It is where I have fun.

You will have a good time.

Let go of me.

This is very high.

Well, we have arrived.
You are small but sincere.

Who knows if they will sit you
Well the black stockings.

Black excites me.

- Do not.
- Ahhh ...

- Let me see your breasts.
- No no.

There it is.

He gets serious.

Are you ready?
Ready, flesh.

Fire.

You have failed!

I know it failed ...
Again.

Fuck you, Gordon.

That hurts.

Now it's your turn.

It's your turn.

- Beautiful.
- Let me.

My ass.

How painful...

What humiliation.

I already had hemorrhoids.

- Oh, dale, how are you?
- Flesh.

Gordon.

It has been terrible, Flesh.

Nobody stokes me and then ...
he has his way.

Ahhh ... Fuck ...

- Bye, Jerkoff.
- Goodbye, Prince.

Bye, dale.

- Goodbye, Flesh.
- Precious.

- We will be very sorry for your absence
- Fear not, come back.

And it will be a visit
more friendly.

With Wang out of circulation
and his terrible regime removed,

the universe will be united again
for democracy and plurality

and the right of all
person to happiness.

Each according to his
own sexual orientation.

Goodbye, Flesh.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Precious, don't forget me.
- Do not.

- Good trip. - They do well.
- Bye. - Bye.

There it is, Flesh, the Earth.

Oh Flesh, there's nothing
Like your own home