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♪music
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High school, some
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say, is the most important time
in a young person's life.
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This story is about the last
weekend before my friends
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and I started our senior year.
It all started
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with my dream about Brittany.
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[whispers] Oh yeah, baby
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um, yeah.
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umm, yeah, baby.
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Hi, Domino.
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What's with the cap and gown?
Graduation's like 9
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months away.
I wanna be prepared. Are you
prepared?
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Always.
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You're gonna need a bigger size.
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You know this will never
happen, right?
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I know, I know.
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Do you want this, baby?
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Come and get it.
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[kissing]
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Domino
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uh... [alarm rings]
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♪music
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[sigh]
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Domino...
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What the...
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[laughs] Eh, it was worth it.
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[birds singing]
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[waves crashing]
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So tell me again why we
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had to get here so early?
To get a good spot.
I see.
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Do you have the thing, then?
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What's wrong with you?
Nothing.
Kevin.
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Misha, honey, he's so last
season's
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catalogue. You need to get
yourself out of that clarence
rack and kick his ass to the
curb.
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I have dildo that's more
exciting than he is.
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[laughing]
I hate the beach.
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yeah
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[knocking]
What? Already?
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[sigh]
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Here they come.
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These are my boys.
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Jackson. Best thing about him
is he
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thinks he's a ladies man. Worst
thing about him is
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he thinks he's a ladies man.
Kevin, the
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brainiac of the group. Best
thing about him is his love for
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Misha. The worst thing about
him is his love for
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Misha.
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There we go.
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Burrito and milk?
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Breakfast of champions, right?
That's nasty.
This is the way
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to start the day, man.
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Alright. Jacko, who's it going
to be this year?
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It's not that simple, man.
Sure it is. Just look at it
from all
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angles.
And curves.
Um-hum. [laughing]
Let's compare
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In this corner, you have Jen:
brunette,
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athletic, a real jumping bean
with a madona
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-like inner sex child. A hyper
girl is a horny girl
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However, it's bone dry in the bank of common sense.
Right.
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Right, right, right. But in
this corner, you have Tracy, the
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magnificently, bootylicious, Tracy.
Whooh.
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She's sweet, sexy as hell, and
she's
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daddy giving her whatever she wants.
Although, I see that as a bad
thing.
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Yeah, I'm with you on that,
because a high class piece of
ass requires a lot of
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of cash. So...
Aye,
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What about Nadine?
The foreign
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exchange student?
[grunts]
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I mean, but hey, I'm no expert
at
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contingencies of the heart. I
mean, all my knowledge comes
from Fifth Wheel and Elemidate.
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And, this poor bastard over
here has been stuck in a rut
for two years.
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And, this poor bastard over
here has been stuck in a rut
the last two years with girl he
thinks he's in
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love with.
Whoa.
Um-hum. Enough about him, man.
What up with you and Brittany?
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Awe, what, you've been jockin'
that southrn pony since she
came here, man. [laughing]
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What are you enthusiast for sex with animals?
Huh, gitty up, cowboy!
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[Laughing]
Jesus Christ, man. How many
times do I have to go over this
with you two?
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Until you convince me, there's
nothing there.
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She's the standard. I mean, men
line up at the bathroom door to
flush her toilet.
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She's out of our legue.
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Alright man. Let me tell you
something.
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Either you hurry up and tap
that country ass or I will.
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[laughing]
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He's full of shit, man
I don't know.
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[dog barking]
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Eh, you wouldn't...you wouldn't really..pEh, man
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if I don't, somebody else will.
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Yo, yo, yo! What's crakalackin'
my
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peoples.
PJ. Let's just say, neither
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Eminem nor Vanilla Ice would be
caught dead hanging out with
him.
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[sniff]
What's the matter, PJ? Start
spreading?
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Yeah, tell your mom's I want my
money back, yo! [laughing]
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The realist, yea!. Yo, for
reals, 'tho...
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I just a little sinus infection and shit.
Yeah, what do you want?
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Awe, can of whip cream and some
chocolate pudding.
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you know what I mean?
Where's Picaso when you need
him, huh?
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Yo, screw that yo, give me
Betty Crocka. Yo, check it.
1-2...
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Yum, yum, yu. I'mma show how
fun this desert can be.
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Watch it, man. Watch me spit
game like a AK.
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Awe, man. That PJ's messed up.
Yeah, let's go.
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He's no shame.
He has no brain cells.
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He lives in a world filled with
marijuana smoke and visions of
the Paris
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Hilton sex video.
What a beautiful pace.
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Yo, open the door, yo. Hurry up!
What the hell?
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Okay.
[yelling]
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What the hell? Get your white ass from me.PWhy you gotta call me white andpshit? You know I be
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tannin'. Go hurry up!
You dumb, fucking Beastie Boy
reject
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I know you didn't just jump in my car, man.
Where'd whitie go?
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Oh, damn.
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You in it now man.
What they say
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they looking angry.
Lookin' at you.
Oh, man, I fuck up this time,
yo.
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He's cool , man.
Misunderstanding.
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Yo, he's looking at me.
He's kinda off kilter, man.
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He's just a little..you know?
You got my back on this one?
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There's something wrong with him.
We'll get him later.
Just chill out man.
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He's gay. He's just goofin' off.
He's ay?
Yeah.
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He's gay, man.
Little fag.
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Yo, stay up. Get with ya'll
later.
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Oh man. Thank you, guys.
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I owe you man. Just 'cause I
start nibblin' on that
shortie's ear.
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Nigga, start vexin' and shit
Yo, he said niggas?! Yo, you...
Hey, it's cool...
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One love, one love, man. What'd you say to them?pI told 'em you were gay.
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Oh hell know, man, why you
gotta go and do that? You know I
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gotta represent.
Nah, really, really, I just
gave them your address. They can
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just can have their night by themselves and beat you up later.pAh, now I
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gots to move out my house. My
mom's gonna be happy as shit.
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Alright, that's enough. Get the
hell out of my car. Now!
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My pleasure, you frosted chereo
eatin' mamas boys.
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Yo, we bashin' esta noche, right?
Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe I'll check you
later 'round the LBC, chillin'
with
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CC puffin' some love. But, hey,
keep it on the DL 'cause the
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5-0 be all up in my biz and shit.
Yo, word?
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Right, yo.
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See that smoke?
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♪music
[birds chirping]
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[sigh]
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Man, how can you hate the beach?
Cause it's empty. Kinda like
your sex life.
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Ha ha. At least I'm not pussy whipped.pWait, you think I'm
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pussy whipped?
Whapish! [laughing]
Oh don't you say a word.
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Man, you whipped by a female
that ain't even your girlfriend.
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Besides, I don't know what kind
of nasty shit you got, Mr. I
screw anyone anywhere
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no matter how fat or how how
dirty. [laughing]
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Oh wait, there they are. Let's
go.
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♪music
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When the lights are off
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they're whoever you what them to be.
I'm not judging but I'm just
not
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interested in it. I'm saving myself.
For who?
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Me.
In your dreams.
What up ladies?
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Uh, see ladies, this is why my
weekend are
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for meeting new guys. So that I
won't have to keep fucking the
old ones.
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Hey, well thanks for sparing us
the sequel. No one want to see
another bad
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variation of a good movie.
Whatever Jackson
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[gurgling] Urg. Maybe a burrito
for breakfast wasn't such a
good idea.
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[farts]
[laughing]
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Out of the way man. Emergency.
[farting sounds]
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[caughing]
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[grunting]
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Hey, man. How 'bout a curtesy flush?!
How 'bout leaving me alone, huh?
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You see, girls
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there are two lessons to be
learned here. Number one, never
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long term. And, second, learn
how to make
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yourself cum, cause 9 times out
of 10, he won't.
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Thought you said there'd only be cute guys here.PI thought you were going topshave your mustache.
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Is a little maturity too much to ask?
I'm sorry.
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Truth is
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I've been wanting to tell you
something for a long time.
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Your breath smells like cow s-
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[laughing]
As I was saying
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Men are like babies. They just
want be told what to do and and
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Men are like babies. They just
want be told what to do and and
when to do it.
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You are so full of shit.
Oh really?
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Kevin, Well Misha tell me you
only lasted a minute and 32
seconds
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last Friday. [laughing]
What? Can I talk to you?
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Right now. Right.
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Was that necessary?
The point I was trying to make
is that men just want to be
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dominated. Isn't that right
Jackson?
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[spanking sounds]
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[yelling]
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Oh Lord, Lord, Lord!
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[laughing] Pussy.
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Jackson? Jackson?
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Jackson?
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Oh, hey Trac
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Yeah, let's go over here
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What Kevin? What?!
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I can't believe you forced me
out here on such a shitty day.
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I'd rather be inside, painting
my nails and watching Grease.
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[laughing] You tell that
walking STD what we do in bed?
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It's the last day of summer and I have to deal with this?
No technically it's not
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the end of summer. 'Cuase
summer never ends. It takes a
recess.
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Next year will be another
summer and so on and so on.
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Why are you being like this?
I'm just saying it the way it
is.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing. I'm fine.
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Think about it.
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Your saying, drinking
non-alcoholic beer and having
an unlit cigaret in your lips
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are the same?
Zero stimulation. All you get
is a
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bad taste in your mouth. It's
kinda like watching a John
Travolta movie.
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I don't know about that.
You ever see Battlefield Earth?
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Good point.
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Look at these studs. Hi guys.
[groans]
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You here by yourself?
As always. Mind if I park here?
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Join the party.
I'm going to check out the
party.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Oh it's probably freezing.
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[claping] Here we go.
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Will you marry me?
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[laughing] What's in it for me?
Uhh...these shades.
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They're yours.
Can I wear these on the
honeymoon?
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You can wear whatever you want.
Or nothing at all.
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It's your call.
Oh yea, back to school bash at
my house, remember?
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Are we done here or what? There
no guys here?
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It's hot. The waves suck and
theres sand in my
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- never mind. I'm going to the
bathroom.
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Tisk. That girl is
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never getting laid.
Come on, be nice. She's got
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something.
She's as far away from the game
as possible.
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What do you mean she's as far
aways from the game as possible.
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The relationship game. You see
I put down this little theory
on relationships.
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Aristotle in swim trunks.
Take love at first sight.
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It's based on looks and looks
alone. You know, one
dimensional.
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One dimensional attraction. One dimensional relationship.
Love at first sight
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is a cliche, nothing more. Love
is a
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emotion.
I'm with you aon that, but -
So, you're saying it's
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all on the surface attraction.
Right, I mean most
relationships are
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based on the end looks not the income.pThe opposite of a friend zone.
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Exactly. Now see, you take tow
good looking people show are
physically attracted to
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each other, but not any good at
communicating with each other,
you won't have
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any kind of relationship.
They'll just be fuck buddies
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And, two people who like each
other for who they are inside,
who'll be friends but
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due to them have so much in
common they could develop a link
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leading into lovers.
Because the attraction
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personality is often overlooked
in this superficial society we
live in.
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You see, the woman will always
want the man. And, the man will
definitely
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always want the woman. Either
way, friend or fuck
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buddy, if you follow me.
Every word
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You amaze me, man.
Said the amazing person, woman.
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[laughing]
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♪music
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Oh shit.
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Hay, Jackson.
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Hey, what's up? How you doing?
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Umm...
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I was just trying to be
nice...umm...
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I was just trying to be
nice...umm...
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...foreign exchange...and
lonely...uh...uh...
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Okay, why you making this such
a big deal? Okay? I'm sorry?
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I've got something to do
tonight. Tell them I'll make it
up to them.
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It's there anniversary. And,
they see you as a member of the
family.
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It would be extremely fucked up
of you to blow it off.
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You know what?
249
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Fine. Forget it.
Wait...wait, don't get all
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indifferent on my okay? You
told me this like what, five
minutes ago?
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Just tell them I said congratulations.pStop being so dam hard headed
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You're coming. And for the
record, I told you 3 weeks
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ago.
Girl, I can't remember what you
said 3 minutes ago.
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Well, remember this, FUCK YOU!
255
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What's wrong with her?
Take a wild guess.
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We're out of here.
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beep beep beep beep
258
00:22:01,533 --> 00:22:06,350
What are you doing?
Tryin' to see the junk in that
trunk. Damn!
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Whew!
Hey Vernie
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You girls coming to the party?
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Will bring our drinking shoes.
262
00:22:17,633 --> 00:22:21,483
Great. I think it's time for me
to go, too. What time you going
home?
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00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:25,983
As soon as this sun goes down.
Well, I'll see you at the party.
i'll be there early.
264
00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:30,450
Why?
Jungle Juice. Somebody's gotta
make the jungle juice.
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00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:34,916
Later guys. Thanks for the
shades.
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Hey, Brittany!
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Yes, Domino?
Is your dad a mechanic?
268
00:22:42,266 --> 00:22:47,016
Why, Domino?
Well, I was just wondering how
you got such a
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finely tuned body.
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On that heartfelt note by Dom,
allow me to rap.
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Aspirations and inner fears are
what separates us the animals.
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My advice to you two, don't be
chicken-hearted vagabonds.
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This party is a time for
conception, alright?
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Relationships will be
inaugurated. And, a
relationship will be...
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Aye, to be concluded. You guys
still think I'm pussy whipped?
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Hell yes.
Awe!
Let's go man.
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♪music
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/sigh/ Can I help you?
279
00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:43,183
Look, there's some things I
want to get out in the open.
280
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Figured it'd be best if we did
this face to face.
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00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,783
You wearing that to the party?
Absolutely.
282
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:54,816
Only problem is that I can't
find the sequence to complement
the bathrobe. Wait till you see
the hair colors I've got picked out.
283
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:59,383
Always pegged you as a trended
setter.Always looking to make a
statement.
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Make yourself at home. I'll be
right back.
285
00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:07,816
Now, to what do I
286
00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:11,050
owe the auspicious visit?
287
00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:15,483
Um, I've been meaning to talk
to you about something for a
while now...
288
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:19,250
I think I know what it is.
Really, really? You do?
289
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:24,150
I guess i don't need to bother you, then.
No, no, please, continue.
290
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,016
Alright, over there.
291
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,683
You know how like you when you
trying to fall asleep but you
really can't fall asleep
292
00:24:29,733 --> 00:24:31,283
because you don't really don't
know what keep you
293
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,883
awake at night. And, there's
thousands of images passing by
second after
294
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:39,250
second after second, confusing
your thoughts, messing with
your mind, you know, and every
time
295
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:43,316
you think you got the answer,
the question changes, you know
what I'm saying?
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00:24:43,366 --> 00:24:48,316
The other night, right,
finally, images stopped and it
landed on one picture.
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00:24:48,366 --> 00:24:52,416
And, that picture was...
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00:24:52,466 --> 00:24:56,183
That picture was you.
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00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:59,883
I wanna know you on a higher
level.
300
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:04,250
I wanna be the one you bitch to
about your mom, your dad
301
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:08,416
school, whatever. Just tell me
everything
302
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:12,316
and I'll be everything, with
you.
303
00:25:12,366 --> 00:25:15,916
Are you asking me out?
I'm asking you to
304
00:25:15,966 --> 00:25:20,150
feed my dog when I go on
vacation. Yeah, I want you to
be my girl.
305
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,316
What you took you so long? Of
course I'll be your girl.
306
00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:28,183
Yeah.
Now, I think this is the part
where
307
00:25:28,233 --> 00:25:33,183
you kiss me and we begin our on
the surface relationship.
308
00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:45,216
♪music
309
00:25:45,266 --> 00:25:49,450
Hey, guys! What's up?
310
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,550
'Bout time!
311
00:25:52,600 --> 00:26:00,750
We ready to tap that bitch?
Yeah, tap that bitch, tap that
bitch...
312
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:05,550
Hey sweetheart, how you doin?
Hi Brit
Hey honey
giggling
313
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,083
Hey Brittany, what's up?
314
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:12,950
Hey girls and beautiful
Thank you
Here you go.
315
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,583
Ok, ok. Now, Gordon, you know
the rules, what are the rules?
316
00:26:16,633 --> 00:26:21,550
No girls, no sex, no drugs
No girls, no drugs, ok. If you
see a girl, what do you do?
317
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,350
Run away.
You run away, oh okay!
318
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,183
Yeah, go get some. Hey
beautiful, how you doing?
319
00:26:29,233 --> 00:26:33,816
Alright, sweetheart, ya'll have
fun. Hey guys, how's it going?
320
00:26:33,866 --> 00:26:37,350
Oh, leis. Let the games begin.
321
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,383
You kidding me?
I gotta go.
No, why, you just got here.
322
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,050
We're fucking somebody tonigh.
You do that, I'm going home.
323
00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:49,116
No, you're staying, youre
staying and you're going to
ignore him, and you and I
324
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:53,716
are going to sta-
I'm going to get beer
-we're going to start the new
year
325
00:26:53,766 --> 00:26:58,483
with some delicious new dick.
I don't think so.
326
00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:05,850
Just stay.
327
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,950
/sigh/
Let me check you have smudge.
Ok, come here.
328
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,816
Hair. Ok, 15 minutes, you're home. 15 minutes.p20?
329
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:18,183
Ok 20, no, 15, 15. Alright, ok.
Turn around, let me look at you.
330
00:27:18,233 --> 00:27:21,950
Ok. Is your fly out here? Ok,
now, sex. No, no
331
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,083
no sex. Ok? what do you do if a
girl wants to have sex with you?
332
00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:29,316
Run away.
You run run. Oh! You're an
angel, you run. Ok.
333
00:27:29,366 --> 00:27:33,350
No cleavage. Don't look at
cleavage, please. Ok? You know
what that is? Oh, no, you know
what that is.
334
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,983
Oh dear, you know what that is.
Ok, my little angel. You have
school tomorrow. Please be
home, ok.
335
00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:42,816
15 minutes. Ok?
336
00:27:42,866 --> 00:27:47,016
/whispers/ Come back, come back.
337
00:27:47,066 --> 00:28:09,816
/music/
/shouting/
338
00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:15,483
Hey, check this out.
Good
Have fun.
Hey, yo. I'm 'bout to go play some strip pocker with Brittany
339
00:28:15,533 --> 00:28:18,583
Domino!
340
00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:23,316
My main man, hook me up with a
glass of sweet goodness, huh?
341
00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:27,016
Yeah, man, yeah. I got you.
342
00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:30,783
So, what do you put in this
stuff anyway?
343
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:35,183
Well, we got some cough syrup,
milk of magnesia, everclear,
344
00:28:35,233 --> 00:28:38,883
and a little bit of liquid
estrogen.
345
00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:42,516
Check it out man, it's all part
of my secret mission to
346
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:46,583
to turn all the guys in our
high school into healthy
fertile women, so that I
347
00:28:46,633 --> 00:28:51,283
will ultimately become the
manliest man in all the land.
You like that, huh?
348
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:55,316
That's dastardly. Uh, it won't
make me
349
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:59,016
grow tits, will it?
Maybe.
Ah man!
350
00:28:59,066 --> 00:29:03,083
That's fucked up. Awe, you know
Imma finish up beating Kevin
351
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:07,283
in some chess here. But, I need
to have this at my party.
352
00:29:07,333 --> 00:29:10,950
My graduation party, hook it up.
/giggling/ Domino
353
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,883
Oh my God! this stuff is so
good! It kinda tastes like
Hawaian punch
354
00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:18,050
but like just after you licked
a stamp. Do you know what I
mean? Oh my God!
355
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:23,150
Can you believe you're a
senior. I mean you should be so
excited, probably like looking
ahead to like college and everything
356
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,583
Hey, have you seen Jackson?
Uge, I thought he'd be here by
now!
357
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:31,183
But, he's not here yet, so
what's up with you?
358
00:29:31,233 --> 00:29:34,583
Jackson will be here soon.
Don't worry about it. Hey
besides, I'm here.
359
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:39,150
Oh my God, did you heard that
Jen broke up with Gary? Yeah,
he was like totally cheating on
here with Mary
360
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,783
who was like totally dating
Bradley for the last four weeks
/laughing/ you know
361
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:47,416
You know that new freshman
girl, she just punched Marco in
the face for feeling her up. It
was so funny!
362
00:29:47,466 --> 00:29:51,450
Oh, anyways, Jills's really
broken up about it. So, I'm
gonna go talk
363
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:55,883
to her, but I will definitely see you later, okay?pOkay, hey wait a second.
364
00:29:55,933 --> 00:30:00,816
Give this to Jill and tell her I said I'm sorry.pOkay.
365
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:04,516
Bye.
366
00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:08,683
Hey, jungle juice man!
367
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:12,716
Here. Have fun.
368
00:30:12,766 --> 00:30:15,916
Ohh, watch it man!
369
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:19,850
You just spilled jungle juice
sweet goodness all over my leg.
370
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,416
and ruined my jeans.
Hey, shit, I'm sorry, man.
Don't worry about.
371
00:30:24,466 --> 00:30:28,983
Okay, well why not?
This is why not.
372
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:36,850
Alright.
373
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:41,216
Not too shabby. Thanks.
374
00:30:41,266 --> 00:30:45,116
Hey.
375
00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:48,816
Check. Mate.
376
00:30:48,866 --> 00:30:52,650
Awe, damn!
Hey, pay up, man.
377
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:57,250
I'll pay up. Nice game, Bobby
Fisher.
378
00:30:57,300 --> 00:31:00,983
I'm out.
379
00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:05,016
'Cuse, 'cuse me, sorry man.
380
00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:09,216
You cheatin' bum. I saw that.
381
00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:12,683
/music/
/shouting/
382
00:31:12,733 --> 00:31:16,383
There's still no sign of
Jackson or the buxom Tracy.
383
00:31:16,433 --> 00:31:20,750
Oh, Misha.
Hey, man, Jen's over there and
that whole valley girl vibe
384
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:24,950
she's throwing, man, it's, it's
kinda inspiring, man
385
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,816
Yeah, it's a party, man.
Mingle, get drunk.
386
00:31:28,866 --> 00:31:32,783
And, who's plays chess in this
kind of environment, anyway?
387
00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:37,050
Hey, I made five bucks.
Oh, great! Now you can buy
yourself a
388
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:41,283
sympathy card. come on. She'll
be here and you guys
389
00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:45,250
can make amends or break up or
whatever.
390
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:49,450
Just do it right and try not to
make a scene.
391
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:54,150
Let's go.
Hey, wait, where's Brittany?
392
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,550
Oh!
393
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,450
Ante's gonna be two pieces of
clothing
394
00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:05,983
Raise, unlimited. I'm tired of
waisting all my time
395
00:32:06,033 --> 00:32:09,983
I've gotta party to host
396
00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:14,350
I'm gonna raise 5 pieces.
397
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,083
I'm out.
398
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:25,916
And, I need another drink.
399
00:32:25,966 --> 00:32:29,950
Well, I'm all in. Buck ass
naked, baby.
400
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,950
I'm down.
Hey, wanna dance.
Sure.
401
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:38,250
Whoa, wait! No! I've waited my
entire life
402
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:42,150
to see that ass.
What you go?
403
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,850
Two pair, baby. Let me see it.
Damn it!
404
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:50,116
Full house. Sorry, Junior.
Leave your clothes on the table
405
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:54,883
and join the rest of the party.
Get drunk guys.
406
00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:58,916
/crying/
407
00:32:58,966 --> 00:33:02,450
/burp/
408
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:06,716
I guess it's just me and you
buddy.
409
00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:26,416
/music/
/shouting/
410
00:33:26,466 --> 00:33:30,250
There's no doubt about it, the
only true form of
411
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:34,616
atmosphere is what you feel,
you know, not what you're told.
412
00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:38,550
You can't even pretend to see
what I see.
413
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,316
You can't even see me, you know
what I'm sayin'?
414
00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:47,016
I'm sayin', listen to what I'm
sayin', okay, you with me,
right?
415
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:50,016
When you look at me, you see a
416
00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:54,750
conglomeration, everything
that's happened to you in your
life, you know what I'm saying?
417
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:58,850
And, so, so you dig in your
brain and you pull out
418
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:02,850
labels to put on me so suddenly
I'm just a cliche.
419
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:06,850
You know what I'm saying. Man I
love talking to you.
420
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:10,550
You know. Thanks for the heart
to heart and everything
421
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:15,416
I appreciate it.
I thought I was just asking
about your trip to Auburn.
422
00:34:15,466 --> 00:34:19,183
I was talking about Auburn.
423
00:34:19,233 --> 00:34:23,816
Hey, you owe me 5 bucks for
this joint.
424
00:34:23,866 --> 00:34:27,883
/music/
425
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:31,250
/shouting/
426
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:35,683
Do it! Do it!
This is still funny!
Yeah!
427
00:34:35,733 --> 00:34:40,050
He's gonna do it again!
428
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:46,550
All day!
429
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:52,250
We still on for next Thursday night, right?
Yes, ma'am
Don't forget my nipple clamps,
this time.
430
00:34:52,300 --> 00:35:00,250
Damn!
431
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:04,283
/gurgling/
432
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:07,983
Oh, uh...
433
00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:11,983
Damn, what the hell is this?
434
00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:14,983
Where's mama's little angel? Ok.
435
00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:19,250
Oh, there's loud music. Ok,
it's so loud,. Oh, God! Short
skirts. I'm seeing short skirts.
436
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:23,350
Oh, years of therapy, down the
drain, years of therapy, ha ha
come to mommie.
437
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,916
Where's my baby. I have a pen.
Mommie has a pen for you. I
think I smell
438
00:35:27,966 --> 00:35:31,983
drugs. Ok. Maybe I can get in
here. Gordon, where
439
00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:36,150
are you? Mommie's here. Mommie
has a pen for you.
440
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:40,650
Okay. Oh, I smell drugs. Oh,
Oh, Oh dear
441
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:44,316
Okay.
/music/
442
00:35:44,366 --> 00:35:48,383
Hey everybody.
Hello, hello! Listen up!
443
00:35:48,433 --> 00:35:51,850
I just wanna say, Thank you.
Thanks for
444
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:56,083
comming out. My girl Brittany's
got all your keys so don't you
worry
445
00:35:56,133 --> 00:36:00,350
about driving home. If you're
too drunk, she'll let you know.
446
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,383
Anyways, what time is it, uh 6
o'clock? 6 o'clock!
447
00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:08,016
Many wonderful hours to party
and get crazy, okay?
448
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:12,716
We got jungle juice,
complements of myself - secret
recipe - don't ask.
449
00:36:12,766 --> 00:36:16,050
I won't tell. So, one other
thing,
450
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:20,883
The toilet is your friend. You
gotta do your thing, there's
three bathrooms
451
00:36:20,933 --> 00:36:24,416
out there to do your thing. So,
452
00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:29,083
let get the party going again.
We're gonna slow it down.
453
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:33,516
K, and now some slow music.
454
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:37,716
/music/
455
00:36:37,766 --> 00:36:41,883
Hey, Jackson.
456
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:46,150
No, bitch, he hasn't.
457
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:53,450
/music/
458
00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,750
So, who's it gonna be?
459
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,650
Hmm...
460
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:05,883
Him.
Gordon?
461
00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:09,316
Oh, why?
462
00:37:09,366 --> 00:37:12,916
There's nothing like a
deflowering process.
463
00:37:12,966 --> 00:37:17,183
There's nothing like making him pop that first cherry.pCome on, Chris
464
00:37:17,233 --> 00:37:21,283
Domino's here, Jackson's here,
the football teams's here
465
00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:25,416
Domino and Jackson? Hello? Been
there, done that.
466
00:37:25,466 --> 00:37:29,416
Those two couldn't find a clit
if MapQuest gave their own
address for it.
467
00:37:29,466 --> 00:37:34,716
When I'm through with this one, he won't be needing those glasses anymore.pNasty.
468
00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,650
Thank you.
469
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:41,083
So, that really happened?
It was the most intense moment
of my life.
470
00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:45,983
It was like, I'm gonna die, I'm
gonna die, I'm headed towards
the ground at like a hundred
miles an hour
471
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:50,250
and then wham, I shoot back up
and just hang there in limbo.
472
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:54,550
You gotta try it. Boy, it's a
rush in itself.
473
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,250
Totally orgasmic.
I don't know.
474
00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:02,183
Babysitting isn't for me.
That's really interesting
475
00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:05,750
That's enough OJ. But, I was
talking about bungee jumping?
476
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,416
And the adrenaline rush it gives you. pOh?PAnd, if you want thisprelationship
477
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:15,250
live past the day, you better
start listening to me.
478
00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:27,350
My bad.
479
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:35,416
Thanks.
480
00:38:35,466 --> 00:38:51,116
/music/
481
00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:55,383
Aye, take your ass to the back
482
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:59,416
man
/gumbling/
483
00:38:59,466 --> 00:39:11,716
You heard the man.
484
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:15,616
/farts sounds/
485
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:19,950
/gurgling/
/farts/
486
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:23,983
/farts/
487
00:39:24,033 --> 00:39:48,350
/groans/
488
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:55,916
/music/
489
00:39:55,966 --> 00:39:59,816
Man, they ain't got nuthin' to
eat!
490
00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:04,183
Everything's frozen in this
motherfucker.
491
00:40:04,233 --> 00:40:08,116
Awe, yeah, they got chilli in
this
492
00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:16,350
piece, yo, that's what I'm
talking about!
493
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,616
I never had chilli with corn in
it, yo.
494
00:40:20,666 --> 00:40:24,650
/slurping/ I can't smell nuthin'
495
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:28,716
But, I know this shit look good.
496
00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:32,750
Awe, this shit is spicy, yo.
497
00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:37,150
Why you gotta hate on a player?
498
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,016
It's chilli.
499
00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:49,450
/music/
/yelling/
500
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:53,383
So, what they say
501
00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:58,083
about men is true, huh?
Damn!
502
00:40:58,133 --> 00:41:01,683
Don't turn, it's nice.
503
00:41:01,733 --> 00:41:06,350
Um...I should...I should
probably get going.
504
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:13,950
Come here.
505
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:18,216
Oh, oh!
You wanna do my back?
506
00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:21,983
Oh, shit [laughing]
507
00:41:22,033 --> 00:41:25,416
Oh man
/knocking/
Oh, shi...um!
508
00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:30,516
Come here
Give me a favor..oh...give me a
second...Wum, who is it?
509
00:41:30,566 --> 00:41:33,883
/mumbling/
510
00:41:33,933 --> 00:41:38,450
Oh I'm in the bathroom, I
gotta, um, oh, um...
511
00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:42,650
I'm oh the toilet.
512
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,850
/knocking/
513
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:50,983
Awe, Willi, um, I-I'm taking a
shit, it really stinks in here
okay?
514
00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:55,050
/mumbling/
515
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,450
/knocking/
516
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:02,616
Jackson?
Oh, Shit! Um, hey, how you
doing?
517
00:42:02,666 --> 00:42:06,083
Um, you know wha? Uh, I just
took a mean
518
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:10,150
shit, and, uh, it, really
stinks, so I think it's best
that you don't
519
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:14,950
come in here for a while. Okay?
I gotta do the Lysol and spray
and shit
520
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,216
but, um, do me a favor, 2...15
521
00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:23,150
give me about a half hour,
alright? A half hour and I'll
be done, okay?
522
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,450
Oh, I love you baby girl.
523
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:31,550
What's up?
524
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:43,083
/music/
525
00:42:43,133 --> 00:42:46,350
Hey.
Hey.
I saw you dancing over there.
526
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:50,850
You look like you work out. You're ripping right through that shirt.pYou're talking to me?
527
00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:55,050
Yeah, I'm talking to you. i
don't see any other cute guys
around here.
528
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:59,150
I'm Gordon.
Uh, niced to meet you, Gordon.
Do you play golf?
529
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:04,050
No.
'Cause you totally have that
Tiger Woods thing going on.
530
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:08,450
I hope you brought your club.
/laughing/
531
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:12,683
Do you wanna dance?
532
00:43:12,733 --> 00:43:16,150
Sure.
533
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,350
Oooh. Wow, you really know how
to dance.
534
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,516
Ooh, watch those hips. Hey, so
um
535
00:43:24,566 --> 00:43:28,616
Is that legal?
Probably not.
536
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:32,650
/giggling/
I don't know?
537
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:41,550
Don't wory, I'll be gentle.
538
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,683
You like that?
Uh-hun.
539
00:43:45,733 --> 00:43:49,750
/growns and giggles/
540
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:53,883
Right here, Jackson.
541
00:43:53,933 --> 00:43:57,050
like that, yeah.
542
00:43:57,100 --> 00:44:01,583
Jackson, what the fuck are you doing?
I was just helping her out.
543
00:44:01,633 --> 00:44:05,583
Her back was hurting
Fuck you, Jackson.
544
00:44:05,633 --> 00:44:10,216
You couldn't do nothing with this anyway.
I-
545
00:44:10,266 --> 00:44:13,983
I just was...
546
00:44:14,033 --> 00:44:18,650
So, you wanna do my front now?
547
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:21,883
Yeah.
548
00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:26,216
/music/
The party was happening, the
music was bumping,
549
00:44:26,266 --> 00:44:39,083
and my jungle juice was in full
effect.
550
00:44:39,133 --> 00:44:42,316
Okay, thank you. Thank you.
551
00:44:42,366 --> 00:44:46,883
And, remember the 1 o'clock is
nothing like the 11 o'clock, so
come and
552
00:44:46,933 --> 00:44:51,116
get it. And, please, no change.
It's cold.
553
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:54,883
They do some damage to my boys.
554
00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:58,950
You know, I never knew you were
so talented.
555
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,183
I mean you were like really good.
/giggling/
556
00:45:03,233 --> 00:45:07,050
Hey, um, can I have my dollar
back?
557
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:10,750
I'm broke. [giggling]
You don't tip a waitress
558
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,316
and then ask for it back the next time you see her, do you?
Please?
559
00:45:15,366 --> 00:45:19,950
My dollar?
/giggles/
/hiccups/
560
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,916
Oh!
561
00:45:23,966 --> 00:45:27,350
You owe me.
562
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:31,250
So like, where'd you learn to
move like that?
563
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:35,783
You know that I could probably
show you a few things
564
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:39,916
I love to dance
/laughing/
565
00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:44,083
Well, it's in my blood.
566
00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:47,116
It's in your blood?
567
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:51,783
When my grandfather left my
grandmother, he left her in
kind of a bind
568
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:55,883
She had to support a family,
and she
569
00:45:55,933 --> 00:45:59,550
danced topless in a gogo bar.
No!
570
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,916
For like ten years. And because
she had no other skills
571
00:46:03,966 --> 00:46:07,550
except for shaking her ass, you
know
572
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,616
it just came naturally to her.
And, it comes naturally to me.
573
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:16,416
So are so full of it. There
were not strip clubs back then.
574
00:46:16,466 --> 00:46:20,616
Wait, were there?
575
00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:31,150
/music/
576
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:35,850
All guys are assholes. They use
you for sex. And, once they
cum, they don't wanna know you.
577
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:40,016
If you wanna relationship,
honey, wake up. 'Cause odds are
578
00:46:40,066 --> 00:46:43,816
you're not the only girl
spreading your legs for him.
579
00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:48,550
Many all girls are bitches.
They want attention, wanna be
pampered
580
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,316
Me, me, me! It's all about them!
581
00:46:52,366 --> 00:46:55,983
They are lying, manipulating
cheating bastards.
582
00:46:56,033 --> 00:47:00,416
I just can't take this, man.
Matter fact, I'm seriously
considering
583
00:47:00,466 --> 00:47:03,650
just having some male, plutonic
relationships.
584
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:08,483
I'm seriously considering
spending my life with just a
close female I can call a
friend.
585
00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:12,183
Someone who understands the
meaning of meaning.
586
00:47:12,233 --> 00:47:17,316
All I need is some male conversation and some skinemax! p/laughing/
587
00:47:17,366 --> 00:47:20,516
Yeah!
588
00:47:20,566 --> 00:47:24,616
Gordon!? Where's mommie's,
little angle? Come to mommie.
589
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:28,916
Gordon? Where are you? I'm so,
uh, I'm so worried.
590
00:47:28,966 --> 00:47:32,350
Ok. i hear loud music. Ok.
Gordon?
591
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:37,516
Those evil women. Those little
bitches, trying to get my son!
Oh, God.
592
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:40,816
Gordon?
593
00:47:40,866 --> 00:47:44,450
/groans/
She's gonna screw him to death
man!
594
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:49,583
Hey, I smell something burning.
Hey maybe someone should go in
there?
595
00:47:49,633 --> 00:48:01,350
/music/
596
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:08,083
Holy shit
What happened?
597
00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:19,483
/music/
598
00:48:19,533 --> 00:48:49,083
You ever have a taste of Chid nuts before?pUh!
599
00:48:49,133 --> 00:48:51,850
/laughing/
600
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:57,116
Something was happing tonight.
Yeah, but I'm just not really
sure what it was.
601
00:48:57,166 --> 00:49:00,283
'Cuse me?
602
00:49:00,333 --> 00:49:04,983
We've been friends for a long time.
Ok, you know what, then?
603
00:49:05,033 --> 00:49:09,316
I'm gonna go back inside.
604
00:49:09,366 --> 00:49:13,116
Okay.
605
00:49:13,166 --> 00:49:16,383
Oh, where do you think
606
00:49:16,433 --> 00:49:19,983
you're going so early.
Oh, well Lisa hasn't shown up
yet, so uh
607
00:49:20,033 --> 00:49:25,316
I was just gonna go over to her house.PAre you okay to drive 'causpyou're not going anywhere
608
00:49:25,366 --> 00:49:26,883
if you been drinking.
609
00:49:26,933 --> 00:49:28,783
if you been drinking.
No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk
it, you know
610
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:33,083
Gives me a little more time to think.
You two are breaking up
611
00:49:33,133 --> 00:49:37,016
are you?
Yeah, that's just it. I don't
know.
612
00:49:37,066 --> 00:49:40,350
I'll have see when I get there.
Hey, so what's up with
613
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:44,683
you and Domino? I mean, I got time.
I really don't revisit that
conversation anytime soon
614
00:49:44,733 --> 00:49:49,850
And, more importantly, I've got
a party I've been neglecting to
host. But,
615
00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:53,850
good luck okay?
616
00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:57,483
Gordon? Wheres my
617
00:49:57,533 --> 00:50:01,316
angel? Come to mommie.I hear
loud music.
618
00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:05,783
Oh dear, ok. Sinners, they're
sinning. Oh dear, oh God!
619
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:09,850
Gordon! Gordon! Come to mommie!
620
00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:13,450
Alright, where's my sweet angel?
621
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:17,950
Oh hey, I was just going to go
over to your house.
622
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,450
Well I guess I saved you a trip
623
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:25,850
Um, I thought you said you
weren't going to go to the
party.
624
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:30,283
Don't I have the right to
change my mind?
625
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:33,916
Why you so nervouse?
626
00:50:33,966 --> 00:50:37,383
I'm not nervous.
You're lying.
No, no.
627
00:50:37,433 --> 00:50:41,250
I'm just, you know...
Just playing with your ring?
And, I know you always
628
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:46,416
do that when you're nervous. so, don't stangd here and fucking lie to my face!pAlright.
629
00:50:46,466 --> 00:50:50,350
I think we should break up.
630
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:53,983
Why?
Well, just thing's really
631
00:50:54,033 --> 00:50:57,716
twisted right now. And, we're
gonna start a new year of
632
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:02,950
high school. It's last summer here...
No, will you make some damn
sense,
633
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,550
please?
634
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,183
please?
What was that? Hold on. I was
just saying
635
00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:14,583
I didn't know. and, then you do
that thing, you yell at me
636
00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:18,883
I'm scared of losing you as a
friend.
637
00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:23,216
You're more than a girlfriend.
638
00:51:23,266 --> 00:51:27,383
More thn just...
639
00:51:27,433 --> 00:51:30,316
Well...
640
00:51:30,366 --> 00:51:34,916
I can honestly stand here and
say I wouldn't know where to
start
641
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:39,483
if we wanted to work things
out. So,
642
00:51:39,533 --> 00:51:43,250
I agree.
643
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:47,483
I think we should break up.
644
00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:51,650
There's no more it.
645
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:55,683
Wait, wait.
646
00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:59,616
Don't. Stop. Stop.
647
00:51:59,666 --> 00:52:03,816
I don't know how long
648
00:52:03,866 --> 00:52:07,283
it take you to
649
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:11,050
Open, your eyes, Kev. I want to
break up.
650
00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:14,750
I don't love you. I'm tired of
the same boring routine every
651
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:20,050
fucking weekend. I'm tired of
knowing you. I'm tired of
putting up the same
652
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:24,050
crap! God!
653
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:27,683
I want more.
654
00:52:27,733 --> 00:52:32,283
I'll welcome civility when I'm
30.
655
00:52:32,333 --> 00:52:35,950
Not 16.
656
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,150
How long did you feel this way?
657
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:43,950
Did you ever love me?
658
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,316
Does it matter?
Hell yeah, it matters!
659
00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:51,683
I mean, if you just
660
00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:55,650
learned you felt this way, like
yesterday at the beach?
661
00:52:55,700 --> 00:53:00,250
Or, uh, two week ago. That'd be
fine. I could deal with that.
662
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:04,583
But, if you're telling me you
felt like this the whole two
663
00:53:04,633 --> 00:53:09,283
years? Just toying with me,
wasting my time?
664
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:13,250
Fuck you!
665
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:17,283
So, how long?
666
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:32,650
I don't know.
667
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:37,083
Yo, is it just me or is the
stars breath takin' and shit
tonight?
668
00:53:37,133 --> 00:53:41,050
What's got you, yo? Problems
with the shortie?
669
00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:49,416
Yo, I call sloppy seconds.
She's fair game now, yo!
670
00:53:49,466 --> 00:53:52,750
Oh my God, Brittany! I'm having
so
671
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:56,383
much fun. Your house totally
rules! It's like so much nicer
than my house.
672
00:53:56,433 --> 00:54:00,750
And, you know what else, I
really like the floor in here.
It's real wood, isn't it? It's
all shiny.
673
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,550
Hey, you guys, um, what's up
with Jackson? He like got here
with Tracy and now he's
674
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,783
up there with Nadine like
sitting there and talking
and... Oh, my god, He just
kissed her!
675
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:14,083
Hey, why would you have beer?
676
00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:18,116
What happened?
677
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:22,016
Son of a bitch!
678
00:54:22,066 --> 00:54:25,916
Have you no respect for
679
00:54:25,966 --> 00:54:30,050
divine substance?
I told you.
680
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:33,116
Animals!
You want a tissue?
681
00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:38,283
I gotta clean this shit before it settles.
I'll go upstairs and get
something
682
00:54:38,333 --> 00:54:42,083
won't you come with me.
No, I'll stay.
683
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:45,516
Why don't you mingle or
something? It's your party.
684
00:54:45,566 --> 00:54:50,983
It's our senior year with these
people and you don't even know
who they are. Socialize.
685
00:54:51,033 --> 00:54:55,116
Okay.
686
00:54:55,166 --> 00:55:02,116
What did you just say?
687
00:55:02,166 --> 00:55:07,083
/music/
Hey, baby, won't you come down
here and bring me some of that
sugar.
688
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:11,416
That's what I'm talking about.
689
00:55:11,466 --> 00:55:15,416
What did she
690
00:55:15,466 --> 00:55:19,250
have to drink?
691
00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:22,716
Yo girl. Let's make like a
692
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:27,250
Klondike bar and get you some
vanilla up in the middle.
693
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:47,383
Ho, ho, you can't stop the pa-
694
00:55:47,433 --> 00:55:59,016
How you doing? Where you been?
695
00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:03,616
Please don't tell me that felt
like kissing your brother.
696
00:56:03,666 --> 00:56:07,950
I needed that.
Brittany.
697
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,783
I love you.
698
00:56:11,833 --> 00:56:15,616
I love you, too. But,
699
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:19,350
Shit.
Don't. Just let me say
700
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:23,650
what I have to say.
Fine.
Fine?
Fine.
701
00:56:23,700 --> 00:56:27,316
Fine. Look, Domino. I wanna feel
702
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:31,650
the same way for you that you
do for me. I really
703
00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:35,616
do. But, the past year and a
half, I've
704
00:56:35,666 --> 00:56:39,950
had to come to terms with some
things, these
705
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,750
strange feelings and peculiar
706
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:48,350
instincts that I didn't know
were there, they
707
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,583
just were.
Finally, after all
708
00:56:51,633 --> 00:56:56,583
this time, whe was gonna give
into her inner passions and
tell me that she
709
00:56:56,633 --> 00:57:00,650
loved me. But, I decided to
play dumb.
710
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:04,883
Hand me a map 'cause I'm not
following you.
711
00:57:04,933 --> 00:57:09,183
Okay. Here it is. What I want
is
712
00:57:09,233 --> 00:57:12,250
someone more like me.
713
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:17,316
Are you kidding me? we are
great together. We're like
peanut butter and
714
00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:25,650
Shhh...[w \hispers]
715
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:29,283
You're a...
716
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:33,183
Yoou're a lesbian?
Please, don't
717
00:57:33,233 --> 00:57:36,916
freek out. You're the only one
who knows.
718
00:57:36,966 --> 00:57:40,950
How do you nkow?
How do you know how you feel
about me?
719
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:45,016
Because I look at you and I feel something...
electric?
720
00:57:45,066 --> 00:57:49,316
I guess you can call it that, yeah.
Domino, you are my
721
00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:53,583
best friend. I trust you more
than anyone.
722
00:57:53,633 --> 00:57:56,816
Fantastic. Now we can watch
football
723
00:57:56,866 --> 00:58:02,016
half naked together, while
chatting about the girls you
wanna screw while drinking
724
00:58:02,066 --> 00:58:05,483
light beer.
Exactly.
725
00:58:05,533 --> 00:58:09,516
Brittany, telling you I love
you was the hardest thing
726
00:58:09,566 --> 00:58:13,950
I've ever had to do in my life.
I honestly didn't expect
727
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,783
it either. But, I'm so glad you
did it and so are you.
728
00:58:18,833 --> 00:58:22,050
What's next?
729
00:58:22,100 --> 00:58:26,783
I can tell you what I think is next.
Please do. because
730
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:30,350
this is sounding really...sorry.
731
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,516
This isn't the easiest thing in
the world to comprehend.
732
00:58:34,566 --> 00:58:38,683
I know. Just do me a favor, and
one for yourself.
733
00:58:38,733 --> 00:58:42,350
Think about our friendship.
think of every
734
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:46,816
thing that we have been
through. Think about what you
just told me.
735
00:58:46,866 --> 00:58:51,183
And, think about trying to
redirect that and
736
00:58:51,233 --> 00:58:54,983
and see what door you end up at.
737
00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:58,850
So, what are you gonna be doing
until school
738
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:03,016
starts?
Actually, I'm trying to set up
a sleep over
739
00:59:03,066 --> 00:59:07,783
so I can get to know the girls
a little better.
740
00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:32,116
/music/
741
00:59:32,166 --> 00:59:44,150
/laughing/
742
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,650
You know what?
What?
743
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:52,050
You're so full of life. You
know, you got, you got
744
00:59:52,100 --> 00:59:56,483
grat rhythm and a great body and
745
00:59:56,533 --> 00:59:59,850
/laughing/
746
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:08,650
You know, I'd pay to see you dance.
[laughing] Are you kidding?
747
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:13,016
/kissing/
giggling/
748
01:00:13,066 --> 01:00:20,616
/laughing/
749
01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:24,416
Wait, wait, wait! What are we
doing?
750
01:00:24,466 --> 01:00:28,516
I think we're kissing. But,
then again, I'm no expert.
751
01:00:28,566 --> 01:00:33,083
why you know something I don't?
No. Hey guess what?
752
01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:36,716
Listen, I already know.
753
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:40,483
No, no, no. I can contort my
body into like
754
01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:45,283
12 unnatural position.
Oh really.
Yeah, I can. It's the most of
my gymnastics
755
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:49,283
Yeah?
Uh-huh
Really?
Um-huh.
756
01:00:49,333 --> 01:00:52,983
Well, I can perform every step
of the
757
01:00:53,033 --> 01:00:57,316
Whoops I Did It Again dance routine.
No, way! That's so cool!
758
01:00:57,366 --> 01:01:01,483
You know what elese is really
cool? Did you know
759
01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:05,616
that Oreos are like the only
O-named shape
760
01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:09,650
[laughing] Oh, my God! I'm
totally drunk!
761
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:12,816
[kissing]
Your jungle juice was so good.
762
01:01:12,866 --> 01:01:17,716
Awe you drank some juice? You liked it?
Um-hum. Oh my God, it was so
good, it so good.
763
01:01:17,766 --> 01:01:22,083
I made it.
You did?
Yeah
Oh my God
764
01:01:22,133 --> 01:01:25,850
You're a really good cook
765
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:30,416
A cook?
Uh-huh, you're a good barrista.
766
01:01:30,466 --> 01:01:34,050
/kissing/
767
01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:38,550
[laughing] I am like totally
drunk.
768
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,250
Come here.
769
01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:46,050
[panting]
come here, baby.
770
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:50,383
Wroof
Come here girl, you can do it! Come on!
771
01:01:50,433 --> 01:01:54,650
Good Now, speak!
Ruff, Ruff!
772
01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:58,850
Ruff!
Good, girl!
773
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:03,483
You promise you'll remember
this tomorrow?
774
01:02:03,533 --> 01:02:06,850
Yes
/kissing/
775
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:11,550
Hey, watch this are some of the
new moves I'm working on my
776
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:15,316
gymnastics thing, okay?
777
01:02:15,366 --> 01:02:18,950
[humming] and, you pop it like
that.
778
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,416
I know, you were right, you
could probably show me some moves.
779
01:02:23,466 --> 01:02:27,716
Aren't I good? I've been
practicing.
780
01:02:27,766 --> 01:02:39,516
/kissing/
/giggling/
781
01:02:39,566 --> 01:02:51,450
Are you sure about this?
Absolutely, Jackson!
782
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:54,983
Hey, listen, I'm really sorry I
called you Jackson.
783
01:02:55,033 --> 01:02:59,750
I thought he was really cute, but I think you're way cuter.
Thank you.
You are!
784
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,083
And, like, I really wanted to
see Jackson
785
01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:08,016
at the party, but he came with
like Tracy and then we was with Nadine, what's up with that?
786
01:03:08,066 --> 01:03:12,116
Like why was he with Nadine and
stuff?
787
01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:15,850
/giggling and kissing/
They make a good couple, right?
788
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:20,050
Yeah, they totally do. And, you
know what, I think you are probably like a
789
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:37,250
way better kisser than Jackson.
Just like I think so. You know.
790
01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:45,250
/snoring/
791
01:03:45,300 --> 01:04:16,983
/snoring/
792
01:04:17,033 --> 01:04:21,850
I just wanna thank you for last night.pI should be thanking you.
793
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:25,916
I really had fun.
794
01:04:25,966 --> 01:04:29,383
So, did I.
[laughing]
795
01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:34,183
You know that -
Nothing happened. And, like I said,
796
01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:38,083
thanks. Roof!
797
01:04:38,133 --> 01:04:50,516
/laughing/
Bye, Domino.
798
01:04:50,566 --> 01:05:02,683
/music/
799
01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:06,216
You broke up?
800
01:05:06,266 --> 01:05:10,216
More more like she, she took
her hand,
801
01:05:10,266 --> 01:05:14,450
stuck it in my check, took out
my heart,
802
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:18,150
threw it on the ground, poured
803
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,650
gasoline all over it, lit a
match and walked away.
804
01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:27,150
Do you wanna know what she said?
805
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:30,450
No.
806
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:35,050
There was a beautiful rainbow
out yesterday,
807
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,116
it was awesome.
808
01:05:38,166 --> 01:05:40,516
That's what she said? And, you
interpreted that as a thrash to the heart?
809
01:05:40,566 --> 01:05:42,983
That's what she said? And, you
interpreted that as a thrash to the heart?
810
01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:47,416
It was establishing the mood.
811
01:05:47,466 --> 01:05:51,050
Oh.
812
01:05:51,100 --> 01:05:54,883
I was inside all night, man.
813
01:05:54,933 --> 01:05:57,983
How did she never really love
me?
814
01:05:58,033 --> 01:06:03,350
I mean, the last two years, and
all the emotions we shared? And, not one of them was real.
815
01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:06,816
Man, we're young.
816
01:06:06,866 --> 01:06:10,816
No, no, don't give me your shit
about being young.
817
01:06:10,866 --> 01:06:14,850
It's so easy for you to say, if
you haven't been there.
818
01:06:14,900 --> 01:06:19,250
I mean, you're just scared to
devote your love to anyone.
819
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:23,550
Who gives a damn if we're
seventeen?
820
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,383
We're alive. You're alive.
821
01:06:27,433 --> 01:06:31,716
And, if you're alive, you can
feel.
822
01:06:31,766 --> 01:06:35,350
Right now, I feel like shit.
823
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,183
Wait a minute. So this girl
tells you she used
824
01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:43,650
you, and you tell me that I
don't have the capacity to love?
825
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,183
No, you're avoiding life,
Domino!
826
01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:55,616
You know exactly what I mean.
It makes life easier to deal with.
827
01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:59,983
When did you become my guidance
councelor?
828
01:07:00,033 --> 01:07:04,350
You're finally gonna own up
829
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:07,750
to it?
830
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,450
Okay, as of this moment, I am a
new man.
831
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:15,916
Although, you're a much bigger
man than I am because you had the
832
01:07:15,966 --> 01:07:20,716
capability and the balls to
love that girl without delay.
833
01:07:20,766 --> 01:07:24,183
And, I respect that.
834
01:07:24,233 --> 01:07:28,850
I have a strange feeling like
my ass is being kissed.
835
01:07:28,900 --> 01:07:36,883
I need gas money.
836
01:07:36,933 --> 01:07:48,683
I got you. But, it's a loan.
837
01:07:48,733 --> 01:07:53,183
Hey, Thanks man.
Don't let her get away.
838
01:07:53,233 --> 01:08:05,150
See what happens.
839
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,350
I had so much fun at the party.
840
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,216
It was fun
It was freaking crazy.
Yeah, there were a lot of
people there.
841
01:08:12,266 --> 01:08:16,316
I just wanna thank ya'll so
much for coming and hanging with me again. I just really want
842
01:08:16,366 --> 01:08:20,516
to get close to you. Ya'll seem
so awesome and we're about to start school together.
843
01:08:20,566 --> 01:08:24,683
It's gonna be great. But,
enough about me. I wanna hear some juicy stories
844
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:29,183
that happened at my party.
We'll I wanna hear about her. How did you get up
845
01:08:29,233 --> 01:08:32,783
on the bar with Chad?
/giggling/
So, you guys know
846
01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:36,983
we hooked up for a minute, and
um. So, we come to your party and everything's all
847
01:08:37,033 --> 01:08:41,250
good. And, I go to the bathroom
and I catch him with the German hoe
848
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:45,583
No way
What?!
She can like barely speak
English
849
01:08:45,633 --> 01:08:49,350
She speaks like Germlish.
/laughing/
850
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:53,316
And, you really can't hear, and
it's like really soft.
851
01:08:53,366 --> 01:08:57,550
/laughing/
So, anyways, so i thew my drink in his face and
852
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,416
and it was really funny actually.
/laughing/
853
01:09:01,466 --> 01:09:05,650
So, then, I go down stairs and
you know I get a little tipsy.
854
01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:09,483
And, I'm dancing on the bar.
and, this like cute
855
01:09:09,533 --> 01:09:13,750
sexy, thug comes. I don't know
where the hell he came from, but.
856
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,916
Anyway, so we went to my car.
Uh-oh
and, you know
857
01:09:17,966 --> 01:09:21,683
We got a little freaky.
But, he was cute, though.
858
01:09:21,733 --> 01:09:26,683
Oh, yes, girl, at least, he know what he was doing.
Oh! [laughing]
859
01:09:26,733 --> 01:09:29,650
/laughing/
860
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:34,016
I was totally in Jackson, at
first. Like, no offence, or anything, Tracy.
861
01:09:34,066 --> 01:09:37,983
But, then um, I kind of hooked
up with Domino [giggles]
862
01:09:38,033 --> 01:09:41,916
You don't understand how happy
I am for ya'll. He is like
863
01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:46,216
a brother to me. I love him.
Are you serious, 'cause like, I
864
01:09:46,266 --> 01:09:49,750
always felt us as like sisters.
[giggles]
865
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:54,250
That's so great.
And, he's just like a really good kisser, and he's like
866
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,616
he's really sweet and stuff.
That's so great, Jen.
867
01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:02,883
I really think you guys are
gonna like really work out. I can just see it happening for you to.
868
01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:06,716
Christie? What you mean?
869
01:10:06,766 --> 01:10:10,816
She hooked up with Gordon.
Shut up!
Yep.
870
01:10:10,866 --> 01:10:14,916
Yeah.
Gordon? Gordon from our school?
871
01:10:14,966 --> 01:10:18,350
What for real?
He's not geeky guys.
872
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:22,750
What? He is a total geek. And you know that.pNo, he's not a geek anymore.
873
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,216
Shit, what did you do to him?
You, guys, he was like
874
01:10:27,266 --> 01:10:30,550
a caged tiger. I swear to God
875
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,616
And, as soon as I opened that
door, he pounced like I've never been
876
01:10:34,666 --> 01:10:38,816
ravaged before. It was crazy. I
mean, I have no idea where it came
877
01:10:38,866 --> 01:10:42,916
from. But, he just brought this
energy out of me. I just
878
01:10:42,966 --> 01:10:46,816
I don't even know how to
explain it. He's amazing.
879
01:10:46,866 --> 01:10:51,683
Christie and relationships do
not relationship do not work together.
880
01:10:51,733 --> 01:10:55,650
I'm a changed woman because of
him.
881
01:10:55,700 --> 01:10:59,650
I think I'm in love.
Oh, now! [lughing]
882
01:10:59,700 --> 01:11:03,183
I'm serious.
No, do not fall in love, okay!
883
01:11:03,233 --> 01:11:07,383
No, it's different this time.
That's not you. You like play the field...
884
01:11:07,433 --> 01:11:11,283
You and me. We're gonna go and
you're gonna show me the ways.
885
01:11:11,333 --> 01:11:15,683
Now that I'm finally free.
Wait you're free?, Yeah? What happened?
886
01:11:15,733 --> 01:11:20,083
Kevin and I broke up.
What? When? What happened?
887
01:11:20,133 --> 01:11:23,916
It was just time, you know.
888
01:11:23,966 --> 01:11:27,850
He's boring. He's boring. I
felt so
889
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:31,983
bad. He was like crying, guys.
He had tears
890
01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:35,916
in his eyes.
Kevin's a baby.
Yeah.
891
01:11:35,966 --> 01:11:39,783
But, I thought you two would
really work out.
892
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:44,683
You were the one telling me to break up with him.
Yeah.
893
01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:47,016
She's so..
894
01:11:47,066 --> 01:11:51,483
you guys, I'm gonna go.
No..
Where you going?
yeah you guys have fun. It's okay. I just have to go.
895
01:11:51,533 --> 01:11:56,850
You guys have fun. i know, I
know. But, you guys have fun. Okay? I'll see you at school.
896
01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:00,150
Um, um, okay, bye.
897
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:04,050
You guys, I really think she
feels bad because like she never has
898
01:12:04,100 --> 01:12:07,750
a guys to talk about. You know
she's like never really been with anybody.
899
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:12,350
She totally needs to get laid.
And, like, we're all talking about boys and stuff.pI feel bad.
900
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:17,050
She probably felt uncomfortable.
I hope she gets like some day.
901
01:12:17,100 --> 01:12:20,650
You guys, I have bad news. My
parents
902
01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:25,016
are getting divorced and I have
to go move with my mom. So...
903
01:12:25,066 --> 01:12:28,750
You're transferring schools?
Yeah.
No!
904
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:33,016
Senior year?
No way!
We definitely have to stay in
touch.
905
01:12:33,066 --> 01:12:36,383
I'm gonna miss you guys.
We're gonna miss you, too!
906
01:12:36,433 --> 01:12:41,216
You're the life of the party.
I know, we'll definitely have to have girls night more often.
907
01:12:41,266 --> 01:12:45,850
Yeah, we know, we can get drunk
together.
908
01:12:45,900 --> 01:12:49,550
/laughing/
909
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,983
No more jungle juice for you.
910
01:12:54,033 --> 01:13:10,083
/music/
911
01:13:10,133 --> 01:13:12,750
Hey man. Alight.
912
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:18,150
Please tell me right now what
went down between you and what's-her-name and I'll never ask again.
913
01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:21,650
It's over.
That's so?
914
01:13:21,700 --> 01:13:25,383
I heard you and Tracy broke up?
Ah, yeah, well you know.
915
01:13:25,433 --> 01:13:30,583
I just wasn't the right time to
be tying myself down, you know what I'm saying?
916
01:13:30,633 --> 01:13:34,016
Whatever. Um,
917
01:13:34,066 --> 01:13:38,383
You heard she transferred to
Pacific, right?
918
01:13:38,433 --> 01:13:42,683
She did? Tracy? For real?
919
01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:45,916
Damn.
Look,
920
01:13:45,966 --> 01:13:50,350
Damn, man. Yo, I didn't mean
for it to go down like that, I mean.
921
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,316
Hold on to 'em while you got 'em
It's just
922
01:13:54,366 --> 01:13:58,416
you know, I was trying... Never
mind, man. I'm,
923
01:13:58,466 --> 01:14:06,816
I'm cool. You know. I just
wanna..um. Damn!
924
01:14:06,866 --> 01:14:10,716
Hey, guys. Have you seen Gordie?
925
01:14:10,766 --> 01:14:15,050
Who's Gordie?
Well, you know Gordon.
926
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:17,883
Uh, I haven't seen him.
927
01:14:17,933 --> 01:14:23,050
I guess he's not here yet.
Well, if you see him, can you tell him that I'm looking for him? I'll be
928
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:27,283
waiting for him right over
there.
929
01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:31,283
Yeah. How?
I heard
930
01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:35,883
Gordie's packing some serious
heat.
931
01:14:35,933 --> 01:14:43,416
Crazy man.
932
01:14:43,466 --> 01:14:47,216
Good morning. It's a lovely day
for some
933
01:14:47,266 --> 01:14:51,116
high impact intense education. Wouldn't you agree
No.
934
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:55,016
No, not really. What's with the
sudden interest in higher education?
935
01:14:55,066 --> 01:14:59,816
I was wrong about something.
Awe, finally admitting hip hop is taking over, huh?
936
01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:03,416
No. See, there's so many
different
937
01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:07,950
types of people in high school,
each with a different agenda,
938
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:11,483
and motive, and different
emotions.
939
01:15:11,533 --> 01:15:15,583
And, those agendas change each
year. but, all of them have a goal,
940
01:15:15,633 --> 01:15:19,750
a purpose.
Okay, you know you talking from your ass again, right?
941
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,250
I'm talking about taking what
comes to you and being ready.
942
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:28,116
Right? so, basically, you now
plan beyond
943
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:32,283
just tomorrow?
I've always had plans beyond tomorrow.
944
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:36,916
Now they have direction.
Cause you got Brittany?
945
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:40,416
[laughs] Not quite.
946
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:44,816
Yeah, I still don't get it.
Hey, guys! [giggles]
947
01:15:44,866 --> 01:15:48,383
Muwah! Hi, Jackson!
What's up?
948
01:15:48,433 --> 01:15:52,616
You look so hot.
Why, thank you. Oh My, God aren't you guys so excited
949
01:15:52,666 --> 01:16:01,316
It's the first day of school?
Can't wait 'til the bell rings!
950
01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:05,650
Did you see Gordie outside?
No.
951
01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:09,250
Did you see that?
952
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:13,250
How akward. I kind of feel bad
for him.
953
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:16,950
Kevin
He said he was gonna be here by now.
954
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:25,916
Know what I'm talking about?
That's you?
What the hell?
955
01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:37,550
Oh, my God.
956
01:16:37,600 --> 01:16:41,750
You know, man cannot live on love alone.pCouples.
957
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:46,350
Is she still drunk or something?
Apparently?
958
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:50,216
Wow.
Okay?
959
01:16:50,266 --> 01:16:54,183
Oh, hey, hey! What's up?
960
01:16:54,233 --> 01:16:57,616
Jackson, we need to talk.
961
01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:01,583
Awe, it's cool. Uh, what you
want another back rub or something?
962
01:17:01,633 --> 01:17:05,916
You, know I can do that.
Back rub was very nice. And, the sex too.
963
01:17:05,966 --> 01:17:10,283
Thank you very much.
Hey, wait, that's it?
Uh-huh.
964
01:17:10,333 --> 01:17:14,016
Was it something I did? I
mean...
965
01:17:14,066 --> 01:17:18,883
wasn't it fun?
It was very much fun, for two minutes.
966
01:17:18,933 --> 01:17:22,350
/laughing/
967
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:26,150
I was kind of...it was the
first time...
968
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:31,083
When Jackson is no more
challenge, it's over. Good-bye.
969
01:17:31,133 --> 01:17:35,183
Hold up! Wait!
970
01:17:35,233 --> 01:17:38,850
/laughing/
971
01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:42,483
Wait, that my ride.
Hi Brittany!
972
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,850
Hi.
Okay, so Domino, I wrote something on your notebook.
973
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:49,250
Just in case we're not in case together so you won't forget about us.
Oh thanks, honey
Okay.
974
01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:55,316
I'm gonna go, 'cause my
homeroom's like totally on the other side of school and I don't want to be late for the first day of school.
975
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:59,116
Muwah! Bye, Brittany
Bye
976
01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:03,616
So, what'd Jen write on your
notebook?
977
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:07,783
[sigh] Check it out.
978
01:18:07,833 --> 01:18:12,016
You are a lucky man.
979
01:18:12,066 --> 01:18:14,750
I am.
980
01:18:14,800 --> 01:18:19,916
Hey, how 'bout I get to be the
one tells everyone about your same-sex preference.
981
01:18:19,966 --> 01:18:24,250
I don't think so.
982
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:27,516
Come on.
983
01:18:27,566 --> 01:18:31,816
/music/
School's been in session for about a week now.
984
01:18:31,866 --> 01:18:35,750
No one seems to remember that
last summer
985
01:18:35,800 --> 01:18:40,516
before we started our senior
year. But, I always will.
986
01:18:40,566 --> 01:18:44,416
And, so will you.
987
01:18:44,466 --> 01:18:48,466
Hey, wonder what happens next?
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