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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 747 00:00:00,042 --> 00:00:02,544 OH ! OH ! SORRY. 748 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,580 AAH ! ANIMAL. 749 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:42,584 HUH ? SORRY. 750 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:46,221 [ Frightened Squeals ] 751 00:00:48,723 --> 00:00:52,227 STAND BACK, BOYS. THIS IS A JOB FOR A WOMAN. 752 00:00:52,227 --> 00:00:54,229 HMM. HMM. 753 00:00:54,229 --> 00:00:58,350 A WOMAN ! WOMAN ! SHH ! 754 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,352 HELLO ! 755 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:04,856 WHAT'S A NICE MAN LIKEYOU DOING IN A GUARDHOUSE LIKETHIS ? 756 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,359 I'M BUFFALO HUNTING. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING ? 757 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:09,861 THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA. YOU GOTTA GO. 758 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,863 OH, NO. 759 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:15,367 LOOK DEEPLY INTO MY EYES AND TELL ME YOU WANT ME TO GO. 760 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:19,871 I WANT YOU TO GO. UNDERSTAND ? 761 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,874 NOW. AHH-- 762 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,876 OKAY. 763 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,880 I THOUGHT I TOLD-- 764 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,387 WHAT WAS I SAYING ? 765 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:38,390 YOU WERE SAYING YOU WERE GOING TO OPEN THE GATE. 766 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,894 OPEN THE GATE. OPEN THE GATE. 767 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,897 OF COURSE, OPEN THE GATE. COME ON IN. WELCOME. [ Whistles ] 768 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,400 COME ON, GUYS. OH, BOY ! 769 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,403 UH-- NOW TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL, SWEETHEART. 770 00:01:51,403 --> 00:01:54,406 YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, SWEETHEART. 771 00:01:54,906 --> 00:01:56,908 OH, THANK YOU. [ Laughs ] 772 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,912 OH, BOY ! HE FELL ON YOU LIKE A TON OF BRICKS. NATURALEMENT. 773 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:04,916 HAVE A NICE TIME. OH, I LIKE YOUR TIE. VERY NICE. 774 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,418 THANK YOU. 775 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,920 SO LONG. BYE-BYE. BYE-BYE. 776 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:12,424 [ Chuckles ] WHAT A HANDSOME FAMILY. 777 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,927 OW. OW. OW. OW. 778 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:18,430 HEY, RODENTS ! 779 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,932 YOU KNOW ALL THAT CHEESE I PROMISED YOU... 780 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:24,936 AFTER YOU RAN THAT MAZE AND TOOK THOSE TESTS ? YEAH. 781 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,439 IT WAS DELICIOUS ! 782 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:31,443 [ Wicked Laughing ] 783 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:35,947 NO CHEESE ? [ Door Closes ] 784 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:40,452 NO CHEESE ? ALL RIGHT, THAT DOES IT ! 785 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:43,455 WE'RE BUSTIN' OUT OF THIS JOINT, BOYS. 786 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:47,959 EVEN IF WE GOT OVER THE WALL, WE COULDN'T TURN THE DOORKNOB. YEAH. 787 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,962 WHO NEEDS DOORKNOBS ? 788 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,964 DOH ! 789 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,467 HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH. WOW ! 790 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,469 HUH ? HUH ? [ Together ] YEAH ! YEAH ! 791 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,471 [ Excited Chattering ] 792 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,473 SHH ! 793 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:06,978 VERY NICE. [ Wicked Laughing ] 794 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:13,985 OKAY, GUYS. WE GOTTA GET THROUGH THAT DOOR. 795 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,489 SHOULD WE ASK PERMISSION FROM THOSE NICE MEN WITH THE RIFLES ? 796 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,491 THOSE ARE THE BAD GUYS ! 797 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,994 OH ! ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. IT'S TIME TO GET INVISIBLE. 798 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:25,997 FOZZIE, GET THE DUCK. 799 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:29,000 OOH, THE DUCKIE ! ME FIRST. ME FIRST. 800 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,003 HERE IT GOES. [ Duck Squeaking ] OKAY. 801 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,506 HEY, I LOOK THINNER. [ Kermit ] SPRAY YOURSELF, FOZZIE. 802 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,008 OKAY. [ Squeaking ] 803 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:41,012 WOW ! OH, HEY ! I LIKE THIS. 804 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:43,014 [ Kermit ] ALL RIGHT, LOSE THE DUCK. 805 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:46,518 YES, SIR. LISTEN UP. THIS STUFF DOESN'T LAST LONG, SO LET'S GO. 806 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,521 YES ! YES ! [ Kermit ] OOH, YOU'RE SQUASHING ME. 807 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:53,024 [ Miss Piggy ] SORRY, KERMIE. [ Pepe ] COME ON, KERMIT. I WILL HELP YOU UP. 808 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,527 OH, KERMIT, YOU'RE SO SOFT AND PLUMP. 809 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,530 [ Miss Piggy ] YOU GOT ONE SECOND TO GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, SHRIMP. 810 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,533 OOH, SORRY, PIGGY. [ Kermit ] COME ON. LET'S GO. 811 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:04,536 SHH, SHH. [ Fozzie ] I HAVE TO GO TO THE LITTLE BATHROOM. 812 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,788 [ Kermit ] OH, FOZZIE ! 813 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:13,795 [ Pepe ] SMOKING IS VERY BAD FOR YOU, OKAY ? 814 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:17,799 BOB, DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED. 815 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:24,689 [ Female On P.A. System ] PAGING DR. VAN NEUTER. REPORT TO ALIEN SURGERY NUMBER 5. 816 00:04:24,689 --> 00:04:27,692 HELLO. 817 00:04:28,693 --> 00:04:31,196 I'M DR. VAN NEUTER. 818 00:04:31,196 --> 00:04:34,199 I'LL BE YOUR BRAIN SURGEON TODAY, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 819 00:04:34,199 --> 00:04:36,701 GET IT ? "BRAIN SURGEON. MIND." 820 00:04:36,701 --> 00:04:38,703 [ Laughs ] AH. 821 00:04:38,703 --> 00:04:42,707 OH, FEELING A LITTLE NERVOUS, ARE WE ? OF COURSE I'M NERVOUS. 822 00:04:42,707 --> 00:04:46,211 DON'T WORRY. EVERYONE IS BEFORE HAVING THEIR BRAIN SUCKED OUT. 823 00:04:46,211 --> 00:04:49,214 NOW, DON'T YOU GO AWAY. 824 00:04:49,214 --> 00:04:51,716 [ Sighs, Grunts ] 825 00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:54,219 [ Toilet Flushes ] 826 00:04:57,222 --> 00:04:58,723 OKAY, KERMIT. I'M READY. 827 00:04:59,224 --> 00:05:01,726 [ Kermit ] FOZZIE, TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS. 828 00:05:01,726 --> 00:05:05,230 OF COURSE I DID. MOM SAID, "ALWAYS WASH YOUR HANDS." 829 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,732 YES, BUT NOT WHEN YOU'RE WEARING INVISIBILITY SPRAY ! 830 00:05:08,233 --> 00:05:10,735 MOM SAID, "NO EXCEPTIONS." 831 00:05:10,735 --> 00:05:12,737 NEVER EVER. UH-UH. 832 00:05:12,737 --> 00:05:15,240 WHAT-- STOP ! YOU ! 833 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,741 HANDS... UP ! 834 00:05:16,741 --> 00:05:18,743 OH ! OH ! ALL RIGHT. 835 00:05:18,743 --> 00:05:23,248 REMAIN CALM. I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU TWO INTO CUSTODY. 836 00:05:23,248 --> 00:05:26,251 WAIT. LET ME EXPLAIN, LADY. YOU DON'T HAVE-- NO ! 837 00:05:26,751 --> 00:05:29,754 WHERE-- WHERE ARE YOUR FOREARMS ? 838 00:05:29,754 --> 00:05:31,756 [ Growling ] [ Screams ] 839 00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:34,259 [ Animal ] WOMAN ! [ Kermit ] ANIMAL ! 840 00:05:34,259 --> 00:05:37,762 ANIMAL, GET BACK HERE ! ANIMAL ! WOMAN ! WOMAN ! 841 00:05:38,763 --> 00:05:41,266 OH, DEAR. GIVE ME A SECOND TO THINK. 842 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:43,768 HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ON THIS FLOOR, SO HE-- 843 00:05:43,768 --> 00:05:47,272 [ Embarrassed Mumbling ] 844 00:05:47,272 --> 00:05:50,775 [ Grunting ] OH ! 845 00:05:50,775 --> 00:05:54,779 LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA... LA 846 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,782 WOW. 847 00:05:57,782 --> 00:06:00,285 I SHOULD, UH, GO CHANGE, OKAY. 848 00:06:00,285 --> 00:06:03,788 COME ON, EVERYBODY. WE NEED TO FIND BETTER COVER. 849 00:06:04,789 --> 00:06:07,792 LA, LA, LA, LA, LA LA, LA 850 00:06:07,792 --> 00:06:10,795 JUST AHEAD HERE, GENERAL LUFT, SIR. 851 00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:12,797 HERE WE GO. 852 00:06:12,797 --> 00:06:17,302 AH. THIS IS OUR NEW RETINAL SCANNER, GENERAL. OH. 853 00:06:18,803 --> 00:06:20,805 [ Beeps ] 854 00:06:20,805 --> 00:06:23,308 YEAH. [ Chuckles, Clears Throat ] 855 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:25,310 [ Beeping ] [ Yelling ] 856 00:06:25,310 --> 00:06:28,313 [ Moaning ] 857 00:06:29,314 --> 00:06:32,817 GENERAL LUFT, SIR. THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD. 858 00:06:32,817 --> 00:06:34,819 WHOA. 859 00:06:34,819 --> 00:06:36,821 COME ON, FELLOWS. LET'S GO. 860 00:06:36,821 --> 00:06:39,324 SHH. 861 00:06:39,324 --> 00:06:43,828 WHEW. AYE. HEY, RIZ, RIZ ? WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 862 00:06:43,828 --> 00:06:46,831 YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. I GOTTA GO FIND MY FRIEND. 863 00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:50,835 WHAT ? YOU COULD GET CAUGHT ! ARE YOU NUTS ? [ Together ] YEAH. 864 00:06:50,835 --> 00:06:52,837 I GUESS I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 865 00:06:52,837 --> 00:06:56,341 IT WAS NICE MEETIN' YOU GUYS. SEE YOU LATER, HUH ? 866 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:58,343 [ Mice Mumbling ] SO LONG, RIZ. 867 00:06:58,343 --> 00:07:00,345 BYE, RIZZO. GOOD LUCK. 868 00:07:00,345 --> 00:07:02,347 KID'S GOT MOXIE. 869 00:07:02,347 --> 00:07:04,849 [ Shakes ] YEAH, MOXIE. 870 00:07:04,849 --> 00:07:07,352 WHAT IS "MOXIE" ? [ Dr. Van Neuter ] BEFORE WE GET STARTED-- 871 00:07:07,352 --> 00:07:10,355 LET'S SEE HERE. DO YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER... 872 00:07:10,355 --> 00:07:13,358 EXPERIENCED ANY ACHINESS IN YOUR TENTACLES ? 873 00:07:13,358 --> 00:07:17,862 I DON'T HAVE TENTACLES. OH, GOOD ! NO ACHY TENTACLES. GOOD. 874 00:07:17,862 --> 00:07:20,365 HEAD EVER COME OFF ? NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 875 00:07:20,365 --> 00:07:22,367 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 876 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:24,869 ANY GINGIVITIS ? NO. 877 00:07:24,869 --> 00:07:27,872 GREAT ! HOW 'BOUT THAT BEAKY THING YOU'VE GOT THERE ? 878 00:07:27,872 --> 00:07:31,376 EVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT ? ITCHING ? SWELLING ? FLAKING ? 879 00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:33,878 SOME FLAKING A COUPLE YEARS AGO. WHO CARES ? 880 00:07:33,878 --> 00:07:36,881 IT'S SHOW TIME ! DOOT, DOOT, DOOT 881 00:07:37,382 --> 00:07:39,384 HERE WE GO. OH, BROTHER. 882 00:07:39,384 --> 00:07:42,887 EXCELLENT. [ Humming ] W-WHAT'S THAT THING ? 883 00:07:42,887 --> 00:07:45,139 I DON'T KNOW. HERE WE GO. 884 00:07:45,139 --> 00:07:48,142 JUST STAY... LIKE THAT. OKAY ? 885 00:07:52,146 --> 00:07:54,148 THIS WAY. 886 00:07:54,148 --> 00:07:56,150 [ Miss Piggy ] WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS, ANYWAY ? 887 00:07:56,651 --> 00:08:00,655 [ Fozzie ] WHICH WAY, KERMIT ? KERMIT, THIS WAY. 888 00:08:01,155 --> 00:08:03,658 [ Miss Piggy ] I CAN'T BREATHE IN HERE. COME ON, KERM. 889 00:08:04,158 --> 00:08:06,160 OKAY, HERE WE GO. WAIT ! WAIT ! 890 00:08:06,661 --> 00:08:10,164 - WHAT IS IT ? - ARE YOU SURE THIS IS COVERED BY MY H.M.O. ? 891 00:08:10,164 --> 00:08:12,667 HUH ? GOOD QUESTION. 892 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,670 I'LL CHECK. [ Sighs ] 893 00:08:18,172 --> 00:08:22,176 PSST. GONZO ? RIZZO ! YOU'RE ALIVE ! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? 894 00:08:22,176 --> 00:08:26,180 YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW. SIT TIGHT WHILE I SEE IF I CAN CHEW THROUGH THESE STRAPS. 895 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,182 YEAH, YEAH. GOOD. GOOD. AH, GOOD NEWS ! 896 00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,685 YOU'RE COVERED WITH A $10 CO-PAY. 897 00:08:30,685 --> 00:08:33,187 OKAY, HOLD STILL. AND REMEMBER, 898 00:08:33,187 --> 00:08:36,691 IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY SORT OF UNPLEASANTNESS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. 899 00:08:36,691 --> 00:08:40,194 - I WOULD HATE TO MISS IT. - HMM ? HMM ? 900 00:08:40,194 --> 00:08:43,197 DO YOU MIND ? OH, EXCUSE ME. 901 00:08:43,197 --> 00:08:45,199 WAIT ! 902 00:08:45,199 --> 00:08:48,202 OH, GOOD LORD, A RAT ! I HATE RATS ! 903 00:08:48,202 --> 00:08:52,707 THEN TODAY AIN'T YOUR LUCKY DAY, DOC. 904 00:08:52,707 --> 00:08:55,209 OH ! NO ! 905 00:08:55,209 --> 00:08:57,211 DOC, READY FOR AN OPERATION ? A LITTLE EXPERIMENT. 906 00:08:57,712 --> 00:09:00,214 FORWARD, PIGGY. FORWARD. 907 00:09:00,214 --> 00:09:02,216 [ Groaning ] 908 00:09:03,718 --> 00:09:07,221 [ Humming ] 909 00:09:07,221 --> 00:09:09,223 DOCTOR. DOCTOR. 910 00:09:09,223 --> 00:09:11,726 DOCTOR ? DOCTOR. OH, DOCTOR. DOCTOR. 911 00:09:12,226 --> 00:09:15,229 JUST A COUPLE OF DOCTORS. DOCTORS IN THE HALLWAY. 912 00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,732 WHEW ! THAT WAS CLOSE. 913 00:09:17,732 --> 00:09:20,234 [ Gonzo Groaning ] TO THE RIGHT, FOZZIE. 914 00:09:20,234 --> 00:09:22,236 FORWARD, PIGGY. 915 00:09:22,236 --> 00:09:26,240 TOO FAST ! THE DOOR, THE DOOR ! STOP ! 916 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:30,244 -[ Yelling ] NO ! NO ! - WHAT IN THE WORLD ? 917 00:09:30,244 --> 00:09:32,747 THIS IS BIG, GENERAL. 918 00:09:32,747 --> 00:09:35,750 I THINK WE SHOULD NOTIFY THE PRESIDENT. 919 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,253 I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. AS ALWAYS, SIR. 920 00:09:39,253 --> 00:09:41,756 NO, DON'T TICKLE ME ! 921 00:09:41,756 --> 00:09:43,758 WHAT DO WE DO ? 922 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:47,762 WILL YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE ? MMM ! HMPH ! 923 00:09:47,762 --> 00:09:50,264 [ Dr. Van Neuter Laughing ] NO, NO, NO ! 924 00:09:50,264 --> 00:09:52,266 I CAN'T BREATHE ! 925 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:58,139 HEY, GUYS ! QUICK ! GET ME OUT OF HERE. 926 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,141 TODAY, SIR, 927 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:03,144 WE MUST THINK WITH A BIG MIND. 928 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,146 BEHOLD. 929 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:09,651 IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE. 930 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:19,661 RELEASE ME. 931 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,167 OOH. 932 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:31,172 THIS LOOKS WORSE THAN IT IS, GENERAL. OBVIOUSLY... 933 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,424 GET OFF OF ME, YOU VERMIN ! 934 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,427 THE ALIEN IS LOOSE IN THE BUILDING. 935 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,430 - BUT NOT TO WORRY, BECAUSE-- - DON'T BOTHER. 936 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,933 YOU'RE TERMINATED. UH-- 937 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,935 WHEN YOU SAY "TERMINATED"-- 938 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,437 YOU NEED HELP, SINGER ! 939 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,440 FIND SOME ! 940 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,943 MM-MMM. 941 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:57,949 HOW'D THAT GO FOR YA ? OKAY ? 942 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,452 [ Elevator Bell Rings ] SORRY I GOT YOU INTO THIS MESS. 943 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,454 THANKS FOR COMING TO SAVE ME. 944 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:06,457 THANK US WHEN WE'RE SAFELY OUT OF HERE. ALL RIGHT, QUIETLY. 945 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,960 RIGHT. SHH. 946 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,462 [ Female Guard ] STOP ! COME BACK HERE ! [ Excited Chattering ] 947 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,464 HELP ! HELP ME ! 948 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,467 PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME ! 949 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,471 YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME. I NEED YOU. 950 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,975 [ Together ] OOOH ! 951 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:28,980 YAH ! I GO NOW. 952 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:34,485 FINE. GO ON, GO. YOU'RE ALL ALIKE. HMM ? 953 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,989 ANIMALS. [ Sobbing ] 954 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:39,490 AHH. 955 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,994 CALL ME. 956 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,496 [ Kermit ] PSST. ANIMAL. 957 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:47,498 COME HERE. YEAH ? YEAH ? 958 00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:52,353 WAY TO GO, ROMEO. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. YEAH, LET'S GO. 959 00:11:52,603 --> 00:11:55,106 I'M GONNA KILL SOMEBODY. WHOA. NOW, NOW. 960 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:58,609 REMEMBER, CALM BLUE OCEAN. YOU LET IT GO. 961 00:11:58,860 --> 00:12:02,613 BABY STEPS, REMEMBER ? BABY-- FIND THE ALIEN ! 962 00:12:02,864 --> 00:12:06,617 NOW ! Y-YES, SIR. 963 00:12:06,617 --> 00:12:09,871 [ Shouting ] 964 00:12:16,627 --> 00:12:18,629 TRY THAT DOOR. IT WON'T BUDGE. 965 00:12:20,882 --> 00:12:23,885 FORGET THAT DOOR ! COME ON ! 966 00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:25,636 [ All Gasp ] THIS WAY. 967 00:12:27,638 --> 00:12:29,891 QUICK, THE DOOR IN THE JAR. IT'S RIGHT HERE. 968 00:12:30,141 --> 00:12:33,644 - YEAH, YEAH. - UM, "OPEN JAR AWAY FROM FACE." 969 00:12:33,644 --> 00:12:37,899 WILL YOU PLEASE JUST OPEN THE JAR ? HURRY, THROW IT ! 970 00:12:43,654 --> 00:12:46,657 GEE, THAT'S DISAPPOINTING. 971 00:12:46,908 --> 00:12:49,660 PERFECT. SOMEBODY KNOCK AND SEE IF BARBIE'S HOME. 972 00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:51,913 WORKS FOR ME. ADIOS. 973 00:12:53,915 --> 00:12:55,166 WHAT ? 974 00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:59,670 OH, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT LITTLE SHRIMP LEFT US BEHIND. 975 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,672 I AM NOT A SHRIMP ! 976 00:13:01,672 --> 00:13:04,175 I AM A KING PRAWN ! LET'S GO. COME ON. 977 00:13:07,178 --> 00:13:10,932 HURRY, HURRY ! COME ON, GUYS, HURRY ! WE HAVE TO GO ! AAAH ! 978 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:16,687 KEEP GOING, EVERYBODY. DON'T LOOK BACK. RUN ! RUN ! 979 00:13:16,938 --> 00:13:19,690 [ Guard ] YOU'RE NEW, EH ? DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ? 980 00:13:19,690 --> 00:13:21,692 BYE-BYE. 981 00:13:21,692 --> 00:13:24,695 [ Animal ] BYE-BYE, NICE MAN. [ Laughs ] 982 00:13:24,695 --> 00:13:27,698 [ Siren Wailing ] WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON ? 983 00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:30,201 WE DID IT ! [ Kermit ] SEE THAT, GUYS ? 984 00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:33,454 WHEN WE PULL TOGETHER, WE CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU BET WE CAN. 985 00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:37,959 NOW WE CAN MEET MY ALIEN BROTHERS AT CAPE DOOM. 986 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:42,213 UM, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ALIENS ARE LANDING THERE, GONZO ? 987 00:13:42,463 --> 00:13:44,465 OH. A SANDWICH TOLD ME. 988 00:13:44,465 --> 00:13:47,718 - OH, NO. -[ Rizzo ] I'D GIVE IT A REST, BUDDY. 989 00:13:47,718 --> 00:13:52,473 DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU GUYS STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME ? WELL-- 990 00:13:52,723 --> 00:13:56,978 ALL RIGHT, FINE. STOP THE BUS. I'LL GET THERE BY MYSELF. 991 00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:59,480 NO, WAIT, GONZO. LOOK. 992 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,483 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE BELIEVE. 993 00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:06,737 I MEAN, IF YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU NEED TO GO AND MEET YOUR ALIEN BROTHERS, 994 00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:09,991 THEN I SAY, WELL-- 995 00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:12,243 I SAY WE'RE GOIN' TO THE BEACH. RIGHT, GUYS ? 996 00:14:12,493 --> 00:14:15,496 - TO THE BEACH, OKAY. - TO THE BEACH. 997 00:14:15,496 --> 00:14:19,500 GREAT ! THANKS, GUYS. BEACH BALL ! 998 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,003 GET THE CREW DOWN TO CAPE DOOM ON THE DOUBLE. 999 00:14:22,003 --> 00:14:25,006 THIS IS MY EXCLUSIVE, SO DON'T TELL ANYONE ! 1000 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:27,258 OKAY, I'VE GOT IT. PACK IT UP, GUYS. 1001 00:14:27,258 --> 00:14:31,012 THE SPACE SHIP IS LANDING AT CAPE DOOM. 1002 00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:33,264 [ Excited Chattering ] 1003 00:14:42,023 --> 00:14:44,525 [ Singer ] WHERE IS HE ? 1004 00:14:44,525 --> 00:14:47,778 WELL, I DIDN'T OVERHEAR ANYTHING. I-- 1005 00:14:50,031 --> 00:14:53,534 DID I ASK YOU IF YOU OVERHEARD ANYTHING ? 1006 00:14:53,784 --> 00:14:57,538 NO, SIR. BECAUSE IF YOU DID OVERHEAR ANYTHING, 1007 00:14:57,538 --> 00:15:01,792 I'M SURE YOU WOULD TELL ME. Y-YES, SIR. 1008 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:04,045 OR DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU... 1009 00:15:04,045 --> 00:15:09,050 OF MR. JUMBO'S CIRCUS TOWN AND WILD ANIMAL REVUE ? 1010 00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:11,802 WHERE IS HE GOING ? 1011 00:15:14,305 --> 00:15:16,307 OH, LOOK. 1012 00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:18,809 SUNDAY'S HALF PRICE AT THE PETTING ZOO. 1013 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,312 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY ! 1014 00:15:21,312 --> 00:15:25,066 THEY'RE GOIN' TO CAPE DOOM. GOOD. GOOD. 1015 00:15:25,066 --> 00:15:27,818 GET ME THE SUBATOMIC NEUTRO-DESTABLIZER. 1016 00:15:28,069 --> 00:15:30,071 HMM ? 1017 00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:34,075 THE SUBATOMIC NEUTRO-- OH, THE REALLY BIG GUN. 1018 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:36,577 THE REALLY BIG GUN. YES, SIR. 1019 00:15:36,577 --> 00:15:38,329 THE REALLY BIG GUN. 1020 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:43,334 [ Laughing, Grunts ] 1021 00:15:43,584 --> 00:15:46,337 REALLY BIG GUN ! CLIP. 1022 00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:48,589 CLIP. 1023 00:15:48,589 --> 00:15:50,841 WOW. 1024 00:15:52,593 --> 00:15:56,097 LET'S HEAD FOR MY CAR. OH, PROBLEM THERE, SIR. 1025 00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:00,851 UH, REMEMBER THOSE PARKING TICKETS YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF FOR YOU ? 1026 00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:05,856 AND I SAID THAT-- OH, JUST SAY IT. 1027 00:16:05,856 --> 00:16:07,858 CAR'S IMPOUNDED. 1028 00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:12,613 OOH ! WE CAN TAKE MY COMPANY CAR. 1029 00:16:12,613 --> 00:16:14,615 FINE. GREAT. 1030 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:17,368 [ Rentro ] SIXTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL 1031 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:21,872 SIXTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER [ Singer ] EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME ! 1032 00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:25,626 CAN THIS THING GO ANY FASTER ? I'M DOIN' 30. 1033 00:16:25,876 --> 00:16:28,129 YOU WANNA SLOW DOWN THERE, BUDDY ? 1034 00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:31,882 LOTTA TRAFFIC TONIGHT. SAFETY FIRST. 1035 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:44,145 [ Crowd Cheering ] 1036 00:16:49,650 --> 00:16:54,405 [ Chanting ] GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO ! 1037 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:57,158 WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE CRAZY PEOPLE ? [ Chuckles ] 1038 00:16:57,158 --> 00:17:00,411 CAN I HELP IT IFMOI HAS SUCH DEVOTED FANS ? 1039 00:17:00,661 --> 00:17:02,413 [ Chuckles ] AH. 1040 00:17:02,663 --> 00:17:06,417 - [ Chanting Continues ] - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY BACK OFF ! 1041 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,669 MAKE WAY FOR THE ALIEN. LET HIS ROYAL WEIRDNESS THROUGH. 1042 00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:12,173 [ Pepe ] EVERYBODY BE COOL. STAY BACK. BE COOL, OKAY. 1043 00:17:12,173 --> 00:17:15,676 GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO ! GONZO ! 1044 00:17:15,676 --> 00:17:18,679 GET YOUR GONZO T-SHIRTS RIGHT HERE. TEN BUCKS. 1045 00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:21,182 [ Bunsen Laughing ] OOH. 1046 00:17:21,182 --> 00:17:23,934 GOOD-BYE, RAINBOW. AND STAY GROOVY. 1047 00:17:23,934 --> 00:17:26,437 [ Chanting ] 1048 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,957 HMM. GOT COLD. 1049 00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:48,959 YEAH, SURE DID. 1050 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,961 [ Miss Piggy ] MIDNIGHT. 1051 00:17:51,212 --> 00:17:54,215 THE LONE ALIEN STANDS BEFORE A NAKED SKY. 1052 00:17:54,465 --> 00:17:58,052 THE MOOD IS TENSE. MY HAIR LOOKS GREAT. 1053 00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:03,307 WHAT ? I DON'T BELIEVE THIS ! OH, SHELLEY. BONJOUR. 1054 00:18:03,307 --> 00:18:06,310 YOU BACKSTABBING, UNDERHANDED LITTLE COFFEE PIG ! 1055 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,312 WHAT ? THIS IS MY SHOW ! 1056 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:11,315 MY STORY ! MY MICROPHONES. 1057 00:18:11,565 --> 00:18:14,068 THIS IS SHELLEY SNIPES REPORTING. PLEASE IGNORE THE LITTLE SOW. 1058 00:18:14,068 --> 00:18:16,320 DISREGARD THIS WOMAN. 1059 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:19,323 [ Screams ] HAI-YA ! 1060 00:18:21,325 --> 00:18:24,078 [ Shouting ] 1061 00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:44,849 WHAT AM I DOING ? UM-- 1062 00:18:44,849 --> 00:18:48,102 YOU ARE ABOUT TO GIVE ME YOUR JOB AND GET EVERYONE HERE A CUP OF COFFEE. 1063 00:18:48,102 --> 00:18:50,104 OH, YES. OF COURSE. 1064 00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:53,107 RIGHT AWAY. OHH. 1065 00:18:54,859 --> 00:18:57,611 I LOVE THIS STUFF ! 1066 00:18:57,611 --> 00:19:01,115 HOW YA DOIN' ? EXCUSE ME, BUDDY. 1067 00:19:01,115 --> 00:19:04,618 AND A HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO YA, AS WELL. OOH ! OOH ! 1068 00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:08,372 [ Yelling ] RIZ, TAKE IT EASY. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1069 00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:11,125 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT'S ALL RIGHT ? YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1070 00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,878 WE LET HIM SLIDE, AND HE GAVE US A RIDE. 1071 00:19:13,878 --> 00:19:16,881 YEAH, YEAH. I LOVE ALL MY NEW RAT FRIENDS NOW. 1072 00:19:16,881 --> 00:19:20,134 WHO WANTS THIS NEXT MARSHMALLOW ? YOU BELIEVE THAT ? 1073 00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:22,386 LOOK AT THAT. FELLAS, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1074 00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:24,138 [ Together ] HEY, BUDDY ! 1075 00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:29,393 TOO BAD DAWSON ISN'T HERE FOR THIS. TELL ME ABOUT IT. 1076 00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:32,146 THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF ONE OF HIS SCI-FI MOVIES. 1077 00:19:32,146 --> 00:19:35,399 BUT THIS IS A MUPPET MOVIE. IT'S MUCH MORE REALISTIC... 1078 00:19:35,399 --> 00:19:38,903 AND ROMANTIC, OKAY. 1079 00:19:38,903 --> 00:19:40,654 RIGHT. 1080 00:19:40,654 --> 00:19:43,157 WHAT'S YOUR DEAL ? YOU SOME SORT OF ALIEN ? 1081 00:19:43,157 --> 00:19:45,659 NO, BABY. ME AND GONZO ARE VERY TIGHT. 1082 00:19:45,659 --> 00:19:48,412 IN FACT, WE GONNA BE CHILLIN' IN OUR HOT TUB LATER ON. 1083 00:19:48,412 --> 00:19:50,915 PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO PARTAKE IN THE "PARTAY." 1084 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,668 GEEKS. 1085 00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,671 ALL RIGHT, DON'T ANSWER RIGHT AWAY. WE'LL BE HERE. 1086 00:19:57,671 --> 00:19:59,924 OH, SHE'LL BE BACK. 1087 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:08,682 1:00 A.M. 1088 00:20:08,682 --> 00:20:12,186 THE ALIEN IS STILL STANDING OVER THERE. 1089 00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:14,188 MY HAIR STILL LOOKS GREAT. 1090 00:20:14,438 --> 00:20:16,440 AND ONE CAN ONLY WONDER... 1091 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,444 WHAT GONZO'S FEELING RIGHT NOW. 1092 00:20:23,447 --> 00:20:25,449 THEY'RE NOT COMIN'. 1093 00:20:25,449 --> 00:20:28,702 WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST RUNNING LATE. 1094 00:20:28,702 --> 00:20:32,706 IT'S A NO-SHOW. IT'S A NO-SHOW. WHAT ? 1095 00:20:32,706 --> 00:20:35,709 WAIT A SECOND. I BELIEVED YOU, MAN. 1096 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,964 YEAH. I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT DANCING, 1097 00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:42,967 AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR FINALS BECAUSE OF YOU. 1098 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,970 I'M COLD. COME ON. LET'S GO. 1099 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:48,472 UH-- UH-- 1100 00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:50,474 WHAT A BUST. 1101 00:20:50,724 --> 00:20:52,476 I'M OUTTA HERE. 1102 00:21:05,739 --> 00:21:09,493 [ Gasps ] LOOK ! 1103 00:21:09,493 --> 00:21:11,996 [ Gasps ] 1104 00:22:04,331 --> 00:22:08,335 BOY, THEY'RE REALLY TINY. 1105 00:22:10,337 --> 00:22:13,340 BUT TINY IS NOT A BAD THING, RIGHT ? 1106 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:17,344 UH, NO. YEAH, YEAH. TINY'S GOOD. WAIT A MINUTE. 1107 00:22:17,344 --> 00:22:21,348 ARE YOU TELLING ME WE CAME HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FOR A STUPID EGG ? 1108 00:22:21,348 --> 00:22:23,851 SHH. IT COULD BE FULL OF CHOCOLATE. 1109 00:22:25,853 --> 00:22:28,355 [ Crowd ] OOH ! 1110 00:23:15,903 --> 00:23:17,905 SHOOT IT ! SHOOT IT ! 1111 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:34,421 HOKEY-POKEY ! PLEASE, BIG BOSS. I NEVER DISOBEYED MY MOTHER. 1112 00:23:34,421 --> 00:23:38,425 AND I NEVER CARRIED THE PLAGUE. NOT EVEN ONCE ! OHH ! 1113 00:24:11,842 --> 00:24:14,845 ARE YOU OKAY, GONZO ? GREAT. NEVER FELT BETTER. 1114 00:24:27,724 --> 00:24:31,228 LET THE ONE WHO IS CALLED GONZO... 1115 00:24:31,728 --> 00:24:33,864 STEP FORWARD. 1116 00:24:33,864 --> 00:24:35,866 THAT'S ME ! 1117 00:24:35,866 --> 00:24:38,485 I-I MEAN, I'M GONZO. 1118 00:24:38,485 --> 00:24:41,371 STEP A LITTLE CLOSER. 1119 00:24:44,491 --> 00:24:47,494 COME A LITTLE FURTHER FORWARD. 1120 00:24:49,496 --> 00:24:52,633 COULD YOU LEAN INTO THE LIGHT ? THERE YOU GO. 1121 00:24:52,633 --> 00:24:54,885 LEAN IN. A LITTLE FURTHER. 1122 00:24:54,885 --> 00:24:57,754 A LITTLE FURTHER. YEAH. 1123 00:24:57,754 --> 00:25:00,641 THAT'S HIM ! 1124 00:25:05,012 --> 00:25:07,648 [ Spaceship Door Closes ] 1125 00:25:07,648 --> 00:25:10,651 [ Ubergonzo ] GONZO ! 1126 00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:14,655 MANY ZOTONS AGO YOU WERE LOST TO US. 1127 00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:18,659 WE'VE COME A LONG WAY LOOKING FOR YOU, LITTLE BROTHER. 1128 00:25:21,161 --> 00:25:22,663 [ Gasps ] 1129 00:25:22,663 --> 00:25:26,166 [ Ubergonzo ] WE KNOW OF BUT ONE WAY TO EXPRESS OUR HAPPINESS... 1130 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,669 AT HAVING FOUND YOU. 1131 00:25:28,669 --> 00:25:32,673 [ Rock ] 1132 00:25:32,673 --> 00:25:35,676 1133 00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:37,678 WHOO-HOO 1134 00:25:37,678 --> 00:25:39,680 HA, HA, HA ! 1135 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,683 NOW THERE'S A PARTY GOIN' ON RIGHT HERE 1136 00:25:42,683 --> 00:25:45,185 RIGHT HERE A CELEBRATION 1137 00:25:45,185 --> 00:25:48,689 THAT'S MY FAMILY ! THAT'S MY FAMILY ! 1138 00:25:48,689 --> 00:25:51,692 SO BRING YOUR GOOD TIMES AND YOUR LAUGHTER TOO 1139 00:25:52,192 --> 00:25:55,445 - WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR PARTY WITH YOU - LOOK AT 'EM ! 1140 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:59,950 CELEBRATION 1141 00:25:59,950 --> 00:26:03,820 LET'S ALL CELEBRATE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME COME ON. 1142 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:07,324 CELEBRATION 1143 00:26:07,824 --> 00:26:11,328 WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME 1144 00:26:11,828 --> 00:26:15,332 IT'S TIME TO COME TOGETHER 1145 00:26:15,832 --> 00:26:19,336 IT'S UP TO YOU WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE 1146 00:26:19,336 --> 00:26:23,590 EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD COME ON 1147 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:28,095 CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON 1148 00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:31,098 IT'S A CELEBRATION 1149 00:26:32,599 --> 00:26:34,101 HA, HA, HA ! 1150 00:26:34,601 --> 00:26:36,103 WHOO-HOO 1151 00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:39,206 IT'S A CELEBRATION 1152 00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:42,209 YEAH ! HA, HA ! 1153 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:46,213 CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON 1154 00:26:46,713 --> 00:26:49,216 COME ON, GONZO. WANNA SEE YOU UP HERE ON THE STAGE ! 1155 00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,718 ME ? YEAH, YOU BOY. HA, HA, HA ! 1156 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:56,590 BAH, BAH, BAH BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH, BAH WHOO-HOO 1157 00:26:56,590 --> 00:27:00,344 LOOK AT HIM GO, GUYS, LOOK AT HIM UP THERE. 1158 00:27:00,344 --> 00:27:04,848 CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON 1159 00:27:06,099 --> 00:27:09,603 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1160 00:27:09,603 --> 00:27:13,056 [ Alien Singer ] YEAH, IT'S THE GREAT GONZO ! 1161 00:27:14,307 --> 00:27:16,309 THIS WAY. 1162 00:27:18,311 --> 00:27:21,815 GONZO, IT IS TIME TO TAKE... 1163 00:27:21,815 --> 00:27:24,317 YOUR RIGHTEOUS PLACE AMONGST YOUR BROTHERS. 1164 00:27:24,317 --> 00:27:27,320 - OH, THANKS-- - HERE YOU GO. 1165 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:32,826 [ Ubergonzo ] BY SURVIVING AND THRIVING ALONE ON THIS ALIEN PLANET... 1166 00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:36,830 YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF AUDACIOUS, COURAGEOUS AND DISTINCTLY ONE OF A KIND. 1167 00:27:36,830 --> 00:27:40,467 [ Drumroll ] WE WELCOME YOU BACK WITH OUR MOST CEREMONIOUS... 1168 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:43,970 OF CEREMONIES. [ Gonzo ] WHAT'S THAT ? 1169 00:27:44,471 --> 00:27:46,473 WE GONNA BLOW YOU UP, BABY. 1170 00:27:48,842 --> 00:27:52,345 [ Male Singer ] IT'S YOUR THING DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO 1171 00:27:53,847 --> 00:27:57,851 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO TO SOCK IT TO YES ! HA, HA, HA ! 1172 00:27:57,851 --> 00:27:59,853 IT'S YOUR THING [ Together ] AHH ! 1173 00:27:59,853 --> 00:28:02,856 HA, HA, HA ! ARRIBA. DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO 1174 00:28:02,856 --> 00:28:06,359 [ Laughing ] I LOVE THESE PEOPLE ! 1175 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,361 COMIN' DOWN. 1176 00:28:11,865 --> 00:28:13,867 COWABUNGA ! 1177 00:28:14,117 --> 00:28:16,870 [ Yelling, Laughing ] 1178 00:28:18,872 --> 00:28:21,625 OH, NO ! 1179 00:28:21,625 --> 00:28:23,627 UH-OH. 1180 00:28:23,627 --> 00:28:25,629 WHERE'S HE GONE ? 1181 00:28:27,130 --> 00:28:29,132 TA-DA ! 1182 00:28:29,132 --> 00:28:32,135 [ Cheering ] HEY, BUDDY ! 1183 00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:35,138 HE'S OKAY. HE'S ALL RIGHT. 1184 00:28:35,639 --> 00:28:39,142 NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL "THE GREAT GONZO." 1185 00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:43,146 [ Cheering Continues ] 1186 00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:45,649 HA, HA ! YEAH ! 1187 00:28:47,651 --> 00:28:50,787 MY HERO ! [ Gonzo ] YES ! YES ! 1188 00:28:54,791 --> 00:28:56,293 YEAH ! YEAH ! [ Singer ] HOLD IT ! 1189 00:28:56,793 --> 00:28:59,796 - HOLD IT. - WHA-- 1190 00:28:59,796 --> 00:29:02,299 GET OUTTA THE WAY, YOU FREAK. 1191 00:29:04,301 --> 00:29:07,804 VERY, VERY MOVING, MY LITTLE ALIEN FRIEND. 1192 00:29:07,804 --> 00:29:12,309 BUT I'M AFRAID YOUR TIMING IS OFF. 1193 00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:15,562 NOW, YOU'RE COMING BACK WITH ME... 1194 00:29:15,562 --> 00:29:19,065 IN MY C-CEMENT TRUCK. 1195 00:29:19,432 --> 00:29:22,068 [ Chuckling ] 1196 00:29:22,068 --> 00:29:24,070 WHAT'S SO FUNNY ? 1197 00:29:24,070 --> 00:29:26,439 [ Laughing ] 1198 00:29:26,439 --> 00:29:29,075 DON'T LAUGH AT ME. 1199 00:29:29,075 --> 00:29:31,077 DON'T LAUGH-- ALL RIGHT. 1200 00:29:33,196 --> 00:29:36,950 - I'LL SHOW YOU LAUGHTER. - NO. 1201 00:29:36,950 --> 00:29:40,337 [ Computer Voice ] PLEASE LOAD WEAPON. PLEASE LOAD WEAPON. 1202 00:29:41,338 --> 00:29:43,340 PLEASE LOAD WEAPON. 1203 00:29:45,342 --> 00:29:48,345 AH, COME ON. 1204 00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:50,847 COME ON ! [ Laughing ] 1205 00:29:52,465 --> 00:29:54,467 AAH ! 1206 00:29:58,221 --> 00:30:00,724 OOH ! OOH ! 1207 00:30:00,724 --> 00:30:05,228 THIS CERTAINLY IS GOOD. 1208 00:30:05,228 --> 00:30:07,731 THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. [ Clears Throat ] 1209 00:30:07,731 --> 00:30:10,734 NOT AS CLOSE AS YOU THINK, MY FRIEND. 1210 00:30:11,234 --> 00:30:15,739 "PLEASE LOAD WEAPON." AHH. 1211 00:30:15,739 --> 00:30:19,242 [ Sobbing ] 1212 00:30:19,242 --> 00:30:23,747 WE ARE HONORED TO MEET YOU. A MOST EXTRAORDINARY PERFORMANCE. 1213 00:30:24,247 --> 00:30:26,249 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 1214 00:30:26,249 --> 00:30:31,254 GONZO OF EARTH, WHO IS THIS MOST ENTERTAINING FRIEND OF YOURS ? 1215 00:30:31,254 --> 00:30:34,257 THAT'S ED. HI, ED. HELLO, ED. 1216 00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:37,761 THE CAPE. THE CAPE ! THE CAPE FOR ED. 1217 00:30:37,761 --> 00:30:42,265 ED, BECAUSE OF YOUR COMIC INSTINCTS, 1218 00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:46,269 WE HAVE CHOSEN YOU AS AMBASSADOR TO OUR PLANET. 1219 00:30:46,269 --> 00:30:48,271 GET DOWN. 1220 00:30:48,772 --> 00:30:51,274 YOU MEAN YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU ? 1221 00:30:51,775 --> 00:30:53,777 TO... 1222 00:30:55,278 --> 00:30:59,282 BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE. 1223 00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:02,786 IT WOULD BE OUR GREAT PRIVILEGE, ED. 1224 00:31:02,786 --> 00:31:04,788 UH, MAY I CALL YOU... 1225 00:31:04,788 --> 00:31:08,291 ZONGO ? [ Mumbling ] ZONGO. 1226 00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:14,798 TO TRAVEL THE STARS LIKE A MODERN-DAY MAGELLAN. 1227 00:31:14,798 --> 00:31:19,803 TO BE UP THERE WITH JOHN GLENN, NEIL ARMSTRONG. YEAH, OKAY. 1228 00:31:20,303 --> 00:31:24,808 YOU BETTER GET GOIN'. THEY'RE WAITIN' FOR YA. RUN ALONG NOW. 1229 00:31:24,808 --> 00:31:26,810 THIS WAY, ZONGO. 1230 00:31:26,810 --> 00:31:29,312 ZONGO. ZONGO. 1231 00:31:31,815 --> 00:31:34,317 BABY STEPS, SIR. 1232 00:31:34,317 --> 00:31:36,820 HA, HA. BABY STEPS. 1233 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,574 TIME TO BEAT FEET. COME ALONG, LITTLE BROTHER. 1234 00:31:41,574 --> 00:31:44,077 AH ! OH, BOY. 1235 00:31:44,577 --> 00:31:47,080 THIS IS HAPPENING SO FAST. 1236 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,583 GEE. WELL, GUYS, YOU KNOW, 1237 00:31:50,583 --> 00:31:54,904 I'M GONNA MISS YOU, AND I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU. 1238 00:31:54,904 --> 00:31:57,907 RIZZO, BUDDY-- NO, NO, NOT ME. 1239 00:31:57,907 --> 00:32:01,911 I DO NOT DO GOOD-BYES. WELL, I JUST WANNA TELL YA-- 1240 00:32:01,911 --> 00:32:05,915 I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 1241 00:32:05,915 --> 00:32:10,920 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I-- I CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER ROOMMATE. 1242 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,423 AH, BUDDY. [ Sniffling ] 1243 00:32:14,924 --> 00:32:18,428 TAKE CARE. YOU TOO. 1244 00:32:18,428 --> 00:32:23,433 AND KERMIT, YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND ANY ALIEN COULD ASK FOR. 1245 00:32:23,933 --> 00:32:28,938 WELL, W-WE LOVE YOU, GONZO. 1246 00:32:34,944 --> 00:32:36,946 SO, YOU'LL WRITE ? 1247 00:32:37,447 --> 00:32:39,449 OH, YEAH, SURE. I'LL WRITE. 1248 00:32:39,449 --> 00:32:42,452 THERE'S PROBABLY A MAIL BOX EVERY COUPLE OF LIGHT-YEARS. 1249 00:32:42,452 --> 00:32:46,456 [ Chuckles ] YEAH. HEY,ADIOS,MR. SPACEMAN, OKAY. 1250 00:32:46,456 --> 00:32:50,460 HEY, MAN, YOU KEEP SAYIN' GOOD-BYE, AND YOU'LL NEVER GET HOME. 1251 00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,962 OH, YEAH. HOME. 1252 00:32:52,962 --> 00:32:55,465 HOME. 1253 00:32:56,966 --> 00:32:58,968 TIME TO GO HOME. 1254 00:33:05,475 --> 00:33:07,977 AH. AHH. 1255 00:33:07,977 --> 00:33:11,481 [ Crying ] 1256 00:33:15,985 --> 00:33:18,988 THE STARS BECKON. 1257 00:33:21,491 --> 00:33:23,493 SHALL WE GO HOME ? 1258 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:34,137 I DON'T THINK SO. 1259 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,392 GONZO ? 1260 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,762 THANK YOU FOR GOING TO SO MUCH TROUBLE TO FIND ME. 1261 00:33:44,764 --> 00:33:46,766 BUT I CAN'T GO. 1262 00:33:50,770 --> 00:33:52,772 I LOVE THESE GUYS. 1263 00:33:54,774 --> 00:33:56,776 MY LIFE IS HERE. 1264 00:33:57,777 --> 00:34:00,780 THIS IS MY HOME. 1265 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,668 IFTHATIS YOUR DECISION, 1266 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,421 THENWESHALL ABIDE BY IT. 1267 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:10,540 WE WILL MISS YOU. 1268 00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:14,544 SO, GOOD LUCK, GONZO. 1269 00:34:16,796 --> 00:34:21,301 YES. PEOPLE OF EARTH ! LATER. 1270 00:34:21,301 --> 00:34:24,304 - YES ! - [ All Chattering ] 1271 00:34:24,804 --> 00:34:26,806 OH, BOY. GOOD-BYE ! 1272 00:34:26,806 --> 00:34:30,443 HA-HA ! YOU'RE BACK ! YOU'RE BACK ! 1273 00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,947 PEOPLE OF EARTH, 1274 00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:40,453 THIS IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, 1275 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:45,458 AND ONE GIANT STEP FOR-- 1276 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,961 WELL, FORGET IT. 1277 00:35:31,621 --> 00:35:34,123 [ Gonzo ] WHAT A GREAT DAY. MM-HMM. 1278 00:35:34,123 --> 00:35:37,126 THAT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST DAY OF MY WHOLE LIFE. 1279 00:35:39,128 --> 00:35:43,132 THERE'S JUST ONE THING I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT'S THAT, GONZO ? 1280 00:35:43,132 --> 00:35:46,636 WHY DID THEY ASK ME TO BUILD A JACUZZI ? 1281 00:35:46,636 --> 00:35:49,639 [ Chuckling ] 1282 00:35:50,139 --> 00:35:59,649 1283 00:35:59,649 --> 00:36:04,153 WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR 1284 00:36:04,654 --> 00:36:07,156 YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU VERY FAR 1285 00:36:09,158 --> 00:36:13,663 WHEN YOU WISH UPON A DREAM 1286 00:36:13,663 --> 00:36:17,166 LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS, OH YEAH 1287 00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:23,172 WHAT DO YOU SEE ON NIGHTS OF CLEAR 1288 00:36:23,172 --> 00:36:27,176 IN THE SKY SO VERY DEAR 1289 00:36:27,677 --> 00:36:30,179 YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR 1290 00:36:30,179 --> 00:36:32,682 NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE 1291 00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:34,684 SHINING BRIGHT TO SEE 1292 00:36:34,684 --> 00:36:39,188 WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE YOU CAN TRULY BE 1293 00:36:54,203 --> 00:36:58,708 SHINING STAR COMES INTO VIEW 1294 00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:01,711 TO SHINE ITS WATCHFUL LIGHT ON YOU 1295 00:37:03,713 --> 00:37:08,217 GIVE YOU STRENGTH TO CARRY ON, YEAH 1296 00:37:08,217 --> 00:37:11,721 MAKE YOUR BODY BIG AND STRONG, OH YEAH 1297 00:37:13,222 --> 00:37:17,727 BORN A MAN-CHILD OF THE SUN 1298 00:37:17,727 --> 00:37:20,229 SAW MY WORK HAD JUST BEGUN 1299 00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:26,235 FOUND I HAD TO STAND ALONE, YEAH 1300 00:37:26,736 --> 00:37:30,740 WELL, BLESS IT NOW I'VE GOT MY OWN, OH YEAH 1301 00:37:31,741 --> 00:37:35,745 SO WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN NEED 1302 00:37:35,745 --> 00:37:39,749 WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THESE WORDS OF HEED 1303 00:37:41,751 --> 00:37:45,755 BE A GIANT GRAIN OF SAND 1304 00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:49,258 WORDS OF WISDOM "YES, I CAN" 1305 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:55,264 YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE 1306 00:37:55,264 --> 00:37:59,769 SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE 1307 00:37:59,769 --> 00:38:04,774 YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE 1308 00:38:04,774 --> 00:38:09,278 SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE 1309 00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:14,283 YOU'RE A SHININ' STAR NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE 1310 00:38:14,283 --> 00:38:19,288 SHININ' BRIGHT TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE WHAT YOU CAN TRULY BE 1311 00:38:19,288 --> 00:38:23,793 SHININ' STAR FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE 1312 00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:28,798 SHININ' STAR FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE 1313 00:38:32,301 --> 00:38:35,304 [ Pepe ] GOOD MORNING TO YOU, GEORGE, OKAY. 1314 00:38:35,304 --> 00:38:37,807 TOO FUNKY. 1315 00:38:37,807 --> 00:38:40,810 I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP 1316 00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:44,814 OOH, I JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT 1317 00:38:44,814 --> 00:38:47,817 YOU NEED A FLASHLIGHT 1318 00:38:49,819 --> 00:38:54,323 SPACE FLIGHT OOH 1319 00:38:54,323 --> 00:38:56,826 SPACE FLIGHT 1320 00:38:56,826 --> 00:38:58,828 OOH 1321 00:38:59,328 --> 00:39:02,832 SPACE FLIGHT SPACE FLIGHT 1322 00:39:02,832 --> 00:39:03,833 FUNKY. 1323 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:07,336 DA-DA-DA-DEE DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA 1324 00:39:07,336 --> 00:39:09,839 OH, IT'S NO USE 1325 00:39:12,842 --> 00:39:17,346 SPACE FLIGHT OH, SPACE FLIGHT 1326 00:39:17,847 --> 00:39:23,352 NEON LIGHTS OH, STARLIGHT 1327 00:39:23,352 --> 00:39:29,358 I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP [ Pepe ] IT'S WAY TOO EARLY, GEORGE. 1328 00:39:29,358 --> 00:39:33,362 JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT 1329 00:39:33,362 --> 00:39:35,364 OOH 1330 00:39:35,865 --> 00:39:38,868 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER [ Pepe ] OKAY. 1331 00:39:38,868 --> 00:39:40,870 I GOT SIX OF THEM. 1332 00:39:42,371 --> 00:39:44,373 HELP ME FIND THE FUNK 1333 00:39:44,874 --> 00:39:46,876 YOU NEED THE FUNK I NEED THE FUNK 1334 00:39:47,376 --> 00:39:49,378 HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1335 00:39:49,378 --> 00:39:51,881 MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK I NEED THE FUNK. 1336 00:39:51,881 --> 00:39:56,385 HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME, OKAY. 1337 00:39:56,385 --> 00:40:00,890 HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK 1338 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:05,394 HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNKY HELP ME, HELP ME 1339 00:40:05,895 --> 00:40:07,897 HELP HIM FIND THE FUNK 1340 00:40:08,397 --> 00:40:12,401 DA-DA-DA-DEE DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA 1341 00:40:12,401 --> 00:40:15,404 FLASHLIGHT SPACE FLIGHT 1342 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:19,909 I'M GOING TO FLY. SPACE FLIGHT 1343 00:40:21,410 --> 00:40:24,413 NEON LIGHT NEON LIGHT 1344 00:40:25,915 --> 00:40:28,918 STREET LIGHT STREET LIGHT 1345 00:40:28,918 --> 00:40:30,419 THE STREET LIGHT ! 1346 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,423 EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH UNDER THE SUN 1347 00:40:34,423 --> 00:40:37,426 UNDER THE SUN UNDER THE SUN 1348 00:40:37,927 --> 00:40:39,929 YEAH 1349 00:40:39,929 --> 00:40:43,432 EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH UNDER THE SUN 1350 00:40:43,933 --> 00:40:46,435 UNDER THE SUN UNDER THE SUN MOST OF ALL HE NEED THE FUNK 1351 00:40:46,435 --> 00:40:48,938 HELP HIM DANCE THE FUNK GET OUT OF HERE, GEORGE. 1352 00:40:48,938 --> 00:40:52,441 SPACE FLIGHT SPACE FLIGHT 1353 00:40:53,442 --> 00:40:56,445 NEON LIGHT NEON LIGHT 1354 00:40:56,445 --> 00:40:57,947 I LIKE THIS NEON LIGHT. 1355 00:40:57,947 --> 00:41:01,450 RED LIGHT RED LIGHT 1356 00:41:01,951 --> 00:41:05,955 OOH, STOP LIGHT STOP LIGHT 1357 00:41:05,955 --> 00:41:11,460 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS. OOH, OH LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP 1358 00:41:11,460 --> 00:41:12,962 IT'S WAY TOO EARLY, GEORGE. 1359 00:41:13,462 --> 00:41:16,465 I JUST CAN'T FIND THE BEAT 1360 00:41:16,465 --> 00:41:18,467 SPACE FLIGHT 1361 00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:20,970 RED LIGHT RED LIGHT 1362 00:41:20,970 --> 00:41:22,972 NEON LIGHT NEON LIGHT 1363 00:41:22,972 --> 00:41:25,474 STOP LIGHT STOP LIGHT 1364 00:41:25,474 --> 00:41:29,478 EVERYBODY'S GOT A LITTLE LIGH UNDER THE SUN 1365 00:41:29,478 --> 00:41:32,481 UNDER THE SUN UNDER THE SUN 1366 00:41:32,481 --> 00:41:34,483 OOH 1367 00:41:34,483 --> 00:41:40,489 NOW I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP IT'S A GOOD IDEA. ME TOO. 1368 00:41:40,489 --> 00:41:42,992 [ Pepe Snoring ] 1369 00:41:43,492 --> 00:41:45,494 BUENAS NOCHES. 46034

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