All language subtitles for 1999 Muppets from Space 1.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:30,030 [ Laughing ] 2 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,537 [ Grunts ] 3 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:41,424 [ Animal ] SORRY. HMM. SHEESH. 4 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:33,726 [ Squawking ] 5 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:41,234 [ Panting ] 6 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:44,237 OOH ! OOH ! 7 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:46,239 WAIT FOR ME ! 8 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:49,242 HOLD THE BOAT ! 9 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:51,244 I'M COMING ! 10 00:01:52,328 --> 00:01:55,832 NOAH ! MR. THE ARK, I'M HERE. 11 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:59,252 OH, BARELY MADE IT. FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOU'D LEAVE WITHOUT-- 12 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:04,757 OH, OH. GEE, MR. NOAH... SIR. 13 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:07,510 I'M GONNA COME TOO. 14 00:02:07,510 --> 00:02:10,263 WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY ? 15 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,348 OH. GOOD QUESTION. 16 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:17,353 TECHNICALLY SPEAKING, LET'S SAY, PUT ME DOWN AS A "WHATEVER." 17 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:20,607 WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? WHAT IS YOUR SPECIES ? 18 00:02:20,857 --> 00:02:23,359 WELL, I-I-- 19 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,863 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME. 20 00:02:29,866 --> 00:02:31,868 THEN YOU ARE DOOMED ! [ Gasps ] 21 00:02:31,868 --> 00:02:34,370 [ Thunderclaps ] 22 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:37,624 WAIT, WAIT ! OH. 23 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:40,793 [ Door Opens ] HUH ? 24 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,297 UM-- YES, SIR ? 25 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:47,300 YOU MAY NEED THIS. 26 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:49,802 BUT, BUT, BUT-- 27 00:02:49,802 --> 00:02:52,305 BUT ? 28 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,425 OOH ! 29 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:02,182 OH... NO ! 30 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,184 NO ! 31 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,686 NO, NO, NO ! 32 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,689 I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE ! 33 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,192 NO ! 34 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,195 [ Muttering ] NO, NO. 35 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:19,199 NO, I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE. NO, NO. 36 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,201 - NO ! - [ Screams ] 37 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,704 I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE ! 38 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:27,707 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. WHO SAID THAT ? 39 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:32,212 GEE, I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S THE RAT WHO'S HANGING OUT OF THE WINDOW ! 40 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:39,652 - RIZZO ? - NO, IT'S SANTA. BUT I FORGOT MY REINDEER. 41 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,105 I'M SORRY, RIZZO. YEAH, RIGHT. 42 00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:47,110 AH, BOY. I HAD THAT WEIRD DREAM AGAIN. 43 00:03:47,110 --> 00:03:51,114 OH, YEAH ? THE ONE WITH THE GOAT, THE DWARF AND THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER ? 44 00:03:51,114 --> 00:03:55,618 NO, IT WAS THE ONE WHERE-- AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 45 00:03:55,618 --> 00:03:58,121 I'D UNDERSTAND ! COME ON, WE'RE ROOMMATES. 46 00:03:58,121 --> 00:04:03,126 HEY... HEY, HEY. I'M HERE FOR YOU, MAN. 47 00:04:03,126 --> 00:04:06,629 WELL, OKAY. IT'S THE ONE WHERE I'M TALKING TO THIS NOAH GUY. 48 00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:09,132 AND HE WON'T LET ME ON HIS BOAT BECAUSE I'M ALL... 49 00:04:09,132 --> 00:04:12,135 [ Snoring ] 50 00:04:14,637 --> 00:04:16,639 ALONE. 51 00:04:18,141 --> 00:04:20,643 GOOD NIGHT, RIZZO. 52 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,527 - [ Clucking ] - [ Alarm Ringing ] 53 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,029 - [ Whistle Blowing ] - [ Buzzing ] 54 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,031 [ Ringing ] 55 00:04:46,035 --> 00:04:48,921 AHH ! 56 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:58,431 MORNING ! 57 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:05,938 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 58 00:05:05,938 --> 00:05:09,442 ## SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT ## 59 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:14,947 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 60 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:18,951 ## THE LADY'S STACKED AND THAT'S A FACT ## HEY, MAN. 61 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:22,955 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## [ Grumbling ] 62 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,457 [ Screams ] 63 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,959 ## WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER EVERYBODY KNOWS ## 64 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,962 ## THIS IS HOW THE STORY GOES ## [ Grunts ] 65 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,965 [ Growling ] AHH ! 66 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,968 [ Growling Continues ] 67 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,470 OH ! AH ! 68 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:41,474 ## HOW CAN SHE USE THE THINGS SHE USE ## 69 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:45,978 ## 36-24-36 WHAT A WINNING HAND ## [ Toilet Flushes ] 70 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:48,981 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 71 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,604 ## SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT ## 72 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:59,108 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 73 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,611 ## THE LADY'S STACKED AND THAT'S A FACT ## 74 00:06:02,111 --> 00:06:03,613 ## AIN'T HOLDIN' NOTHING BACK ## 75 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:07,617 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 76 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:13,623 [ Yelling ] 77 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:18,628 [ Yelling Continues ] 78 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,130 [ Grunting ] 79 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:26,636 I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, LADIES. 80 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:30,139 [ Grunts ] [ Squawks ] 81 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:34,644 ## SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE ## 82 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:37,146 ## THE LADY'S STACKED AND THAT'S A FACT ## 83 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:40,149 ## AIN'T HOLDIN' NOTHING BACK ## 84 00:06:40,149 --> 00:06:44,153 ## SHAKE IT DOWN, SHAKE IT DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN NOW ## 85 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:48,658 ## SHAKE IT DOWN, SHAKE IT DOWN SHAKE IT DOWN NOW SHAKE IT ## 86 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:53,162 SCRUNCH IT AND RIGHT, THEN LEFT. 87 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,798 SUCK IN THOSE TUMMIES, LADIES. 88 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,171 HMM ? HUH ? 89 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:08,177 ## OH, A BRICK ## 90 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,179 ## HOUSE #### 91 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,432 THAT WAS GREAT. WAY TO GET DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELVES. 92 00:07:12,815 --> 00:07:18,321 PASS THE BAGEL. GOOD MORNING, ROWLF. GOOD MORNING. 93 00:07:18,321 --> 00:07:20,823 GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE. GOOD MORNING, KERMIT. 94 00:07:21,824 --> 00:07:23,826 HELLO, LITTLE PEOPLE ! 95 00:07:23,826 --> 00:07:26,829 WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY SPLENDID DAY ! 96 00:07:29,832 --> 00:07:34,337 HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING ? OH, LATE ! I START MY FABULOUS NEW JOB TODAY. 97 00:07:34,337 --> 00:07:37,340 WE MEGASTAR TV JOURNALISTS HAVE TO BE PUNCTUAL, YOU KNOW. 98 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:42,345 TV JOURNALIST ? SINCE WHEN-- GOT TO RUN. BYE, KERMIE. KISSIE, KISSIE. 99 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:45,348 #### [ Humming ] 100 00:07:45,348 --> 00:07:47,850 IS BREAKFAST OVER ? NO. WHY ? 101 00:07:47,850 --> 00:07:53,356 'CAUSE I THINK THE BACON JUST RAN OUT. [ Laughing ] 102 00:07:53,356 --> 00:07:56,859 THE RASPBERRY FLAPOVERS WILL BE OUT IN A MOMENT. 103 00:07:56,859 --> 00:08:00,363 HEY, UNCLE KERMIT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW THAT YOU'RE ON VACATION ? 104 00:08:00,363 --> 00:08:03,366 ROBIN, AS SOON AS I GET THOSE HOUSEPAINTERS STARTED, 105 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:06,369 I'M GOING TO KICK BACK AND RELAX. KERMIT ? 106 00:08:06,369 --> 00:08:08,871 WHEN WILL YOU FIX THE OVEN ? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OVEN ? 107 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:13,376 -[ Explosion ] - THAT. 108 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:16,379 YURSKI BURSKI POPOVERS KABOOFED ! 109 00:08:16,879 --> 00:08:19,882 I'LL PUT IT ON THE TOP OF MY LIST. 110 00:08:20,383 --> 00:08:22,385 THERE IS A MENU CORRECTION, OKAY ? 111 00:08:22,385 --> 00:08:24,887 WE WILL NOW BE SERVING BOLOGNA SANDWICHES. 112 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:28,758 [ Everyone Grumbling ] BUT NO BREAD. 113 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,260 - EEW ! - I'M ALREADY GONE. 114 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:40,152 GONZO, AREN'T YOU PERFORMING AT THAT BAR MITZVAH TODAY ? 115 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:42,154 NAH. THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM'S COVERING FOR ME. 116 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,156 SHALOM ! 117 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:48,661 [ Grunting ] OY ! 118 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:53,165 BUT YOU NEVER MISS THE CHANCE TO SHOOT YOURSELF OUT OF A CANNON. SOMETHING WRONG ? 119 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,168 NAH. OKAY. 120 00:08:56,168 --> 00:09:00,172 IT'S JUST THAT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING A ONE-OF-A-KIND FREAK. 121 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:04,677 GONZO, YOU ARE NOT A ONE-OF-A-KIND FREAK. YOU'RE A-- 122 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:07,680 A-- A WHATEVER ? 123 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:10,182 WELL... YEAH. YOU SEE ? 124 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:14,687 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I CAME FROM OR WHO I AM. 125 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:18,691 YO, KERM. YOU WEREN'T WAITING FOR SOME HOUSEPAINTERS, WERE YOU ? 126 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:20,693 YEAH. THEY'RE JUST DRIVING AWAY. 127 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,195 - WHAT ? - ANIMAL BIT ONE OF 'EM. 128 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:26,699 OH, NO ! WAIT, GUYS ! 129 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,701 DON'T LET 'EM GO ! 130 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,705 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, GONZO ? 131 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,707 WHAT ? 132 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,209 DISTINCT. [ Car Engine Revving ] 133 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,212 [ Kermit ] WAIT, GUYS. HE DIDN'T MEAN IT. HE'S JUST A MUSICIAN. 134 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,215 [ Animal ] MUSICIAN ! MUSICIAN ! 135 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:12,111 [ Gonzo ] DISTINCT, HUH ? MORE LIKE EXTINCT. 136 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,119 OOPS. 137 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,380 [ Gonzo ] "WATCH THE SKY" ? 138 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:33,382 HEY ! HEY ! 139 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:37,887 RIZZO, COME HERE. I THINK MY KAP'N ALPHABET IS SENDING ME A MESSAGE. 140 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,390 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I HAD SOME GUACAMOLE AND IT'S STILL SPEAKING TO ME. 141 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,893 NO, NO, REALLY ! LOOK, LOOK. I'M NOT KIDDING. 142 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:50,900 IT WAS THERE JUST A SECOND AGO. I SWEAR, RIZZO. IT SAID, "WATCH THE SKY." 143 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:55,404 ARE YOU SURE IT DIDN'T SAY "YOU NEED HELP" ? 144 00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,907 BUT, BUT-- 145 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,910 MAYBE YOU AND YOUR CEREAL WOULD LIKE TO BE ALONE. 146 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,913 [ Grunting ] OH, BOY ! 147 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,415 ## MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME ## 148 00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,418 ## IT'S O-S-C-A-R ## 149 00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:17,426 COOL ! 150 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,430 HUH. 151 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,937 "ARE YOU THERE ?" 152 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,826 RIZZO ! 153 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:42,451 [ Rentro ] "C.O.V.N.E.T. TOP SECRET NATIONAL SECURITY FACILITY. 154 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:49,458 "MISSION: INVESTIGATE THREAT OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL ATTACK. 155 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,968 CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A CEMENT FACTORY." 156 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,470 [ Sinister Laugh ] 157 00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:05,975 GENERAL LUFT, WELCOME. I'M ON A SCHEDULE, SINGER. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ? 158 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:10,980 HARD EVIDENCE. WE FINALLY GOT 'EM. 159 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,982 [ Singer Over Intercom ] RENTRO ? YES, SIR ? 160 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,985 THE REMOTE. 161 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,988 THE GOAT ? 162 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,490 THE REMOTE ! THE REMOTE ! 163 00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:23,993 THE REMOTE. I THOUGHT HE SAID "THE GOAT." 164 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,496 OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS, 165 00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,499 WE HAVE RECEIVED SOME UNUSUAL COMMUNICATIONS. 166 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:35,004 COMMUNICATIONS, SIR, THAT ARE NOT OF THIS EARTH. REALLY ? 167 00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:39,008 SORRY ABOUT THAT, GENERAL. HERE YOU GO. HERE'S YOUR REMOTE. 168 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,510 THANK YOU, RENTRO. 169 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,513 [ Singer ] WE BELIEVE THAT ALIENS ARE USING A CONTACT ON EARTH... 170 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,516 TO PLAN THEIR INVASION. 171 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,519 THIS SAME MESSAGE, "ARE YOU THERE," 172 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,522 HAS APPEARED ALL OVER THE WORLD. 173 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:59,028 WE'VE BEEN LUCKY ENOUGH TO CAPTURE THESE INSTANCES ON FILM. 174 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:02,531 THE PYRAMID AT GIZA. 175 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:06,035 STONEHENGE. 176 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:11,040 OKAY, THIS ONE SAYS... 177 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,044 "ARE YOU THREE," BUT WE BELIEVE THAT TO BE A SIMPLE SPELLING ERROR. 178 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,546 THIS COULD BE VANDALISM, A PRACTICAL JOKE. 179 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,550 NOW, YOU SEE THAT ? THAT'S WHAT I SAID, GENERAL. 180 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,053 THESE PHOTOS ARE-- 181 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,557 I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE THEN. RIGHT THIS WAY, GENERAL. 182 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:33,562 WHEN I PLOTTED THESE ANOMALIES SEQUENTIALLY, A PATTERN EMERGED. 183 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,066 A SPIRAL. 184 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,070 DO YOU SEE THE SPIRAL ? 185 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,074 SIR, THEY ARE OUT THERE. THEY ARE COMING HERE. 186 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:49,078 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU HAVE HERE ? 187 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,081 WELL, SIR, I HAVE AN INKLING. BUBKES ! 188 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,582 "BUBKES" ? GOOD DAY. 189 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,085 BUT, SIR, WE HAVE TO TAKE ACTION NOW. 190 00:13:56,585 --> 00:14:00,089 SINGER, I HIRED YOU TO FIND ME AN ALIEN. 191 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:04,593 AND YOU BRING ME DOCTORED PHOTOS AND A SPIRAL. 192 00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:08,097 YOU ARE ON THIN ICE, BOY. 193 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:16,605 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU. I THOUGHT YOUR PRESENTATION WAS JUST WONDERFUL. 194 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:21,610 AND-- HMM. 195 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,612 YEAH. 196 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,000 OOP, THERE IT IS. 197 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,505 ROBERTA. DOLORES. NO. 198 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:37,509 WHOO ! SHANNANAY ! [ Chuckles ] 199 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,012 YO, KERM, WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THE BILLS ? 200 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:43,515 JUST LEAVE 'EM INSIDE. ALL RIGHT. 201 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,518 GONZO, DO YOU WANT YOUR NEW ISSUE OFINSANITY FAIR ? 202 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:50,022 [ Gonzo ] NAH, I'LL GET IT LATER. 203 00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,529 [ Dog Barking ] 204 00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:03,285 [ Clock Chiming ] WHAT IS HE DOING UP THERE ? 205 00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:05,788 HIS BREAKFAST CEREAL TOLD HIM TO SIT ON THE ROOF. 206 00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:09,291 OOH ! TALK ABOUT WHOLE GRAIN AND NUTS ! 207 00:15:23,305 --> 00:15:25,307 COOL ! 208 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,179 AAH ! 209 00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:38,821 WHOA ! 210 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:43,826 HEY, HEY. YEAH ! 211 00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:47,830 ## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR ## 212 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:49,832 COOL ! 213 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:54,336 ## YOUR DREAMS WILL TAKE YOU VERY FAR, YEAH ## [ Imitates Motor Revving ] 214 00:15:54,336 --> 00:15:57,840 ## WHEN YOU WISH UPON A DREAM ## [ Laughing ] 215 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,843 ## LIFE AIN'T ALWAYS WHAT IT SEEMS, OH YEAH ## 216 00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,847 ## SHINING STAR ## WHOA ! 217 00:16:04,847 --> 00:16:08,350 THIS COULD BE PAINFUL ! 218 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,104 [ Laughing ] IT IS ! IT IS ! 219 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,606 GONZO ! GONZO ! 220 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,609 LOOK AT GONZO ! 221 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,112 [ Together ] GREETINGS, MR. GONZO ! GREETINGS ! 222 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:22,614 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ? SPACE FISH ? 223 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:26,118 WE ARE COSMIC KNOWLEDGE FISH. WE KNOW MANY, MANY THINGS. 224 00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,620 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA ? NO, THANKS. 225 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,624 MR. GONZO, YOUR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU. 226 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,626 MY PEOPLE ? ARE THEY FISH TOO ? 227 00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,628 [ Together ] NO, NO, NO, NO. 228 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:41,133 WE ARE NOT THE SAME AS YOU. WE ARE HIGHLY EVOLVED BEINGS. 229 00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:45,637 NOW, IF-- WHAT WAS I SAYING ? MY PEOPLE. 230 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:48,140 OH, YES ! EXCELLENT ! 231 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,143 YOU MUST MOW THE LAWN IF YOU WISH TO FIND WHAT YOU SEEK. 232 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,645 I SHOULD MOW THE LAWN ? MMM. 233 00:16:53,645 --> 00:16:57,149 A LAWN THAT IS CUT IN YOUR OWN WORDS, GONZO. 234 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,652 A MESSAGE THAT CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE. SO TRIM IT WELL. 235 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:04,656 GOOD-BYE, GONZO. AND MAY THE FISH BE WITH YOU. 236 00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:07,659 THANKS, GUYS. THANKS FOR THE COSMIC KNOWLEDGE. 237 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,661 GOOD-BYE, MR. GONZO. 238 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,663 ## WHAT YOUR LIFE CAN TRULY BE #### 239 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:14,783 AAH ! 240 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:20,289 [ Grunting ] 241 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,792 [ Laughing ] 242 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:30,799 THAT'S IT ! 243 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,802 COME ON, RIZZO. IT'S TIME TO BET, OKAY. 244 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,806 ALL RIGHT, PRAWN CRACKER. I'LL SEE YOUR MARYLAND CRAB CAKES... 245 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:43,312 AND I'LL RAISE YOU A 1958 CHEDDAR CHEESE, NEVER BEEN SNIFFED ! 246 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,815 CRAB CAKES AND CHEESE, HUH ? CAN'T BEAT THAT. 247 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,819 HEY, GUYS ! THE COSMIC FISH HAVE SPOKEN TO ME. 248 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:54,823 I'M FROM OUTER SPACE ! OH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S GREAT. 249 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,326 [ Rizzo ] PEPE, ARE YOU IN OR OUT ? SI,I'M IN. 250 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,329 I'M AN ALIEN ! HAVE YOU BEEN TAP DANCING ON THE BARBECUE AGAIN ? 251 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,215 NO, NO, RIZZO. I'M JUST FINE. [ Screaming ] 252 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:07,719 WHOA ! WHOO, WHOO, WHOO ! MY CARDS ! 253 00:18:07,719 --> 00:18:10,973 SOMEBODY GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. NOT MY CARDS ! 254 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:13,475 OH, NO, NO ! 255 00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:16,478 GONZO, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY ? 256 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:18,981 YEAH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. BUT I HAVE TO RESPOND. 257 00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:21,984 GOTTA MAKE CONTACT ! AH ! 258 00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:25,988 - WHERE'S HE GOING WITH THOSE KEYS ? - WHO CARES ? FLYING SAUCER. 259 00:18:25,988 --> 00:18:30,492 DOSDEUCES. THE PRAWN CRACKER WINS. 260 00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:33,495 PAIR OF TWOS ! I SWEAR, I HAD FOUR ACES ! 261 00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:38,000 I REALLY DID ! ## YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD IT ## 262 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,503 NO, NO, NO ! ## KNOW WHEN TO FOLD IT KNOW WHEN TO-- ## 263 00:18:41,503 --> 00:18:43,872 - [ Lawn Mower Engine Starting ] - [ Gonzo ] YEOW ! 264 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:47,876 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING DANCE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 265 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,514 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND DANCE, SING IT NOW ## 266 00:18:52,514 --> 00:18:55,517 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING DANCE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 267 00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:00,272 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND TRY TO RELEASE THAT PRESSURE ## 268 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:04,276 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING SHAKE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 269 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:09,148 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND SHAKE SAY IT NOW ## 270 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,651 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND TRY TO RELEASE THAT PRESSURE ## 271 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:16,288 ## WAIT A MINUTE HOLD IT #### 272 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:20,292 [ Rentro ] WELL, JUST A FEW THINGS FOR TODAY, SIR. 273 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:23,412 LET'S SEE. OH, HERE'S A WINNER. 274 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,915 YOURPLATINUM BUNS WORKOUT TAPE. 275 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,417 [ Laughing ] 276 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:31,920 AND LET'S SEE. THAT NEW SATELLITE PHOTO IS HERE. 277 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,924 MY CAPTAIN KANGAROO PAJAMAS. WHAT ? WHAT SATELLITE PHOTO ? 278 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,927 HUH ? 279 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,932 "I AM HERE"... 280 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,435 MOWED IN THE LAWN. 281 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:49,071 WHO DID THIS ? 282 00:19:56,578 --> 00:20:00,699 THIS IS NOT GOOD. NO. 283 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:04,703 POOR GUY ! HE'S HALLUCINATIN'. GETTIN' WEIRD MESSAGES. 284 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,707 HEARING THINGS. HE LISTENS TO VOICES AND DOES WHAT THEY SAY. 285 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,710 HOLD YOUR HORSES. WHAT ? 286 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:15,714 I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA. YOU'RE SCARY. 287 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:20,719 OKAY. YEAH. I HAVE TO CALL LUFT. OOH ! 288 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,222 - WAIT. CAREFUL. - CAREFUL. 289 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,225 BABY STEPS. BABY STEPS. 290 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,229 - WE NEED MORE EVIDENCE. - MORE EVIDENCE ! 291 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,731 REMEMBER. WE'RE JUST WATCHING. WATCHING. 292 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,733 AND WAITING. WAITING. 293 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,238 [ Snoring ] 294 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,242 [ Pepe ] BUILD IT AND WE WILL COME ! 295 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,744 BUILD WHAT ? 296 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:50,749 BUILD A JACUZZI AND WE WILL COME, OKAY. 297 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,252 [ Laughing ] SHH. 298 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,254 I'M UP. I'M UP. 299 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,757 [ Grunts ] 300 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,761 MUST BUILD JACUZZI. 301 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,763 [ Laughing ] WELL DONE, PAL. 302 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,266 GRACIAS, AMIGO. 303 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,768 [ Music, Laughter, Chattering ] 304 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,772 PUT A LITTLE MORE PAPRIKA ON THOSE, OKAY ? THANK YOU. 305 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,774 WELL, THAT'S EVERYTHING. 306 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,776 [ Laughing ] WHOA ! 307 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,780 HE BUILT IT. AND WE CAME. 308 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,284 ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER. I BUILT THIS NEW JACUZZI FOR MY ALIEN FAMILY, 309 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286 SO PLEASE NO EATING IN THE SPA. 310 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,290 WE GOTTA TELL HIM THE TRUTH, PEPE. 311 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:34,793 YOU TELL HIM, AND I WILL SMACK YOU. 312 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,796 I WILL SMACK YOU LIKE A BAD, BAD DONKEY, OKAY. 313 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,799 SAL. YEAH, JOHNNY. 314 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,304 THERE ARE NO CANNOLIS HERE. YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU TRIED THIS CAKE ? THIS IS A BEAUTY. 315 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,806 THAT IS NICE ! WOULD YOU-- GONZO, GONZO ! 316 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,310 HEY, GO EASY ON THE BUFFET, FELLAS. I JUST WANT-- 317 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,313 WHO CUT THE CAKE ? WHO CUT THE CAKE ! WHAT ? 318 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,815 WHO CUT IT ? I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ! 319 00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,818 WHO CUT THIS CAKE ? WHO WOULD'VE-- THAT'S AWFUL. 320 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,322 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THE GUESTS OF HONOR AREN'T EVEN HERE YET. 321 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,324 HEY, GREAT PARTY ! YEAH. 322 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,327 I JUST WISH THEY'D GET HERE. 323 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,330 [ Sal ] HEY, YOU, DID YOU CUT GONZO'S CAKE ? 324 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,833 [ Waldorf ] I WONDER IF THERE REALLY IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS. 325 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,337 WHAT DO YOU CARE ? YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE ON THIS PLANET. 326 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,840 [ Laughing ] [ Laughing, Groaning ] 327 00:22:22,224 --> 00:22:24,226 [ TV Announcer ] EARTH, ARE YOU READY ? THE GALAXY CHANNEL PRESENTS... 328 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:28,597 U.F.O. MANIA LIVE, WITH CLOSE ENCOUNTER EXPERT SHELLEY SNIPES. 329 00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,099 HELLO, I'M SHELLEY SNIPES. 330 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,602 COMING UP ONU.F.O. MANIA LIVE, 331 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:37,105 I'LL BE TAKING A HARD LOOK AT SOME COMPELLING NEW DATA. 332 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:41,109 HAVE YOU SEEN SOMETHING IN THE SKY, BUT WERE AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT IT ? 333 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:44,613 [ Gonzo ] I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP LAST NIGHT. 334 00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:47,115 PERHAPS WE CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE. 335 00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,618 WE CAN HELP YOU CONTACT YOUR ALIEN BRETHREN... 336 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,621 BY BOOSTING YOUR NEWLY-ENHANCED CONDUCTIVITY. 337 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,623 [ Bunsen ] OKAY, BEAKIE, LET HER RIP ! 338 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:59,010 ME-ME-EE. WHOO-HOO-HOO ! 339 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,514 WAIT A MINUTE. I THINK I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL. 340 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:04,516 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO ! 341 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:07,519 [ Snipes ] IF YOU HAVE HAD CONTACT WITH AN ALIEN... 342 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:10,021 OR IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN AND WANT TO TELL YOUR STORY, 343 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:12,023 WRITE TO US OR COME TO OUR STUDIO. 344 00:23:12,023 --> 00:23:16,528 [ Snipes Over Speaker ] ...OR COME TO OUR STUDIO AT 6577 BROADCAST LANE NOW. 345 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,531 THE MOTHER SHIP IS CALLING ME HOME ! 346 00:23:20,031 --> 00:23:23,034 [ Gasps ] [ Laughing ] THANKS, GUYS. 347 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,037 OH, THE MOTHER SHIP ! IT WORKED. THE MOTHER SHIP. 348 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:29,541 [ Laughing ] GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. BEAKER ? 349 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,543 YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO TELL HIM. 350 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:36,047 PEPE, THE JACUZZI THING WAS YOUR IDEA, AND YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM. 351 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:38,550 SI. I WILL TELL HIM. RIGHT. HERE HE COMES. 352 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,552 THEY ARE CALLING ME ! HEY, GONZO-- 353 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,554 I CAN'T TALK NOW. 354 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,057 YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD HIM. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO. YOU WERE ! 355 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,560 YOU SAID YOU WOULD. WHEN I SAID "YOU," I MEANT YOU. 356 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,434 ## SO FUNKY ## 357 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:59,438 ## YO, WHAT'S UP GET UP OFF OF THAT THING ## 358 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,440 ## AND DANCE AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ## 359 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,944 ## GET UP OFF OF THAT THING AND TRY TO RELEASE THAT PRESSURE ## 360 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,947 HI, GUYS. I'M HERE. 361 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,451 JUST LEAVE THE TRACTOR HERE IN FRONT, OKAY ? 362 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,202 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 363 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:18,707 THIS IS MISS PIGGY SAYING GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A GREAT-- 364 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,710 [ Sandy ] WHERE'S MY COFFEE ? 365 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,213 I-I'M COMING ! COMING ! 366 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:27,716 COMING ! COMING ! 367 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,218 HEY, PIGGY, I'LL TAKE ONE. 368 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,721 IN A MINUTE. LIGHT, NO SUGAR. 369 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,724 SHELLEY'S STUCK AT THE AIRPORT. SHE'LL NEVER MAKE IT BACK ON TIME. 370 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,727 OKAY, I AM NOT GONNA PANIC. 371 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:42,230 WHO AM I KIDDING ? YES, I AM ! NO. NO, I'M NOT. 372 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:46,234 OKAY, I'M PANICKING. WHO CAN WE POSSIBLY GET AT THE LAST MINUTE ? 373 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:48,236 [ Miss Piggy Grunting ] 374 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,239 CAPPUCCINO ? 375 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,992 [ Woman ] STAND BY, EVERYBODY. ROLL TAPE PLEASE. 376 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,994 AND CUE I.D. 377 00:24:56,495 --> 00:25:00,999 WE'RE ON IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO-- 378 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,506 [ Gasping ] 379 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,508 LOOK ! IT'S PIGGY'S NEW SHOW. 380 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,511 AHH-- 381 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,013 READ ! READ ! 382 00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:21,019 OH, OH, OH ! "HELLO AGAIN. I'M SHELLEY SNIPES. 383 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:28,026 TODAY ONU.F.O. MANIA: FLYING SAUCERS AND THEIR EXTRATERRESTRIAL PILOTS." 384 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,529 HMM. WISH I COULD FIND MY PANTS. 385 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,531 [ Pepe ] KERMIT, YOU SHOULD COME TO SEE THIS. 386 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,533 "I'M SURE YOU'VE OFTEN WONDERED... 387 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,536 PIGGY ! WHAT MIGHT THOSE ALIEN CREATURES LOOK LIKE." 388 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,039 PEOPLE OF EARTH, DO NOT BE ALARMED. 389 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:43,291 MY MESSAGE WILL BE BRIEF. 390 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,293 I AM GONZO. 391 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,295 GONZO ! HMPH ! PIGGY ? 392 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,048 I DON'T HAVE A GONZO. 393 00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:54,686 - THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME SORT OF MISTAKE. - BETTER GET DOWN THERE, KERM. 394 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:57,689 RELAX. NO ONE IS GOING ANYWHERE, OKAY ? 395 00:25:57,939 --> 00:26:00,942 YOU SEE, I WAS CONTACTED THROUGH MY BREAKFAST CEREAL, 396 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:05,564 AND LATER IT WAS CONFIRMED TO ME BY THE COSMIC FISH THAT I AM FROM OUTER SPACE. 397 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:11,069 SO YOU WANNA GO NOW OR WAIT FOR THE COMMERCIAL ? 398 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,572 NOW. COME ON. 399 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:17,576 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? I'M MAKING CONTACT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 400 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,078 - UM-- - INTERVIEW HIM. 401 00:26:20,078 --> 00:26:23,081 I'M INTERVIEWING-- I'M INTERVIEWING YOU ! 402 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,585 [ Gonzo ] GREAT ! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW ? 403 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:30,589 THE WHOLE TEARFUL TALE OF YOUR INNER STRUGGLE, GONZO. OH. 404 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:34,092 [ Gonzo ] I WANT MY PEOPLE TO KNOW THAT I'VE RECEIVED THEIR MESSAGES. 405 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,095 AND MY RESPONSE TO THEM IS: I AM HERE ! 406 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,598 "I AM HERE." 407 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:44,102 BINGO ! 408 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:48,607 I'M AT 44 BRONSON LANE, AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 409 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,610 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. 410 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:55,614 ME TOO. HE'S VERY CHARISMATIC, DON'T YOU THINK ? FREEZE THAT ! 411 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,618 [ Singer ] I WANT HIM HERE AND I WANT HIM NOW. [ Rentro ] YES, SIR. 412 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:04,623 SO, YOU'RE OUR FANCY LITTLE LANDSCAPER. 413 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,876 - WRAP IT UP. WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK. - OH, OH, YES. [ Chuckles ] 414 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:12,764 WE ARE GOING TO PAUSE HERE, AND BE RIGHT BACK WITH GONZO, THE GEEK WHO FELL TO EARTH, 415 00:27:13,264 --> 00:27:16,017 WITHMOI,MISS PIGGY. AND WE'RE OUT. 416 00:27:16,017 --> 00:27:18,520 NINETY SECONDS, FOLKS. [ Groans ] 417 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:21,890 NOW THAT IS TV ! THE PHONES ARE LIGHTING UP LIKE VEGAS. 418 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,393 WHAT POWER ! WHAT HEAT. YOU'RE A HIT ! OH, THANK YOU ! 419 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,896 - NOT YOU ! HIM. - ME ? 420 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,899 - GONZO, YOU'VE GOT IT. - SURE WISH WE COULD FIND A CURE FOR IT. 421 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,401 - RIZZO ? - GONZO ? 422 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:34,903 - KERMIE ? - PIGGY ? 423 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,905 WHAT THE HECK'S GOIN' ON ? [ Kermit ] LISTEN, GONZO. 424 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,908 AREN'T YOU TAKING THIS ALIEN THING A LITTLE TOO FAR ? 425 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:44,913 KERMIT, I REALIZE IT MAY BE HARD FOR YOU TO ACCEPT ME AS AN ALIEN, 426 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,915 BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE ONE. 427 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:52,420 I'VE ALWAYS HAD ALIEN TENDENCIES, AND THIS JUST MAKES SENSE TO ME. 428 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:55,423 BEAUTIFUL, BIG "G." I SEE A WHOLE FOLLOW-UP EPISODE. 429 00:27:55,423 --> 00:27:59,928 ME TOO ! "THE ALIEN IN MY LIFE." A MISS PIGGY SPECIAL REPORT. 430 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,931 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ? YOU'RE THE COFFEE PIG. - HUH ? 431 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,434 HERE'S HOW WE SEE IT. KERMIT, HE'S SUCH A JOKER ! 432 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:09,821 WE'LL TAKE THIS FROM HERE. 433 00:28:09,821 --> 00:28:14,826 WE'RE WITH THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ALIENS. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN, GONZO. 434 00:28:14,826 --> 00:28:17,829 THEY FEEL MY PAIN ! I'VE GOT A PAPER CUT THAT'S A DOOZY. 435 00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:20,331 DO YOU FEEL MY PAIN TOO ? 436 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,701 CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME MAKE CONTACT WITH MY ALIEN TRIBE ? 437 00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,452 YES, WE CAN, GONZO. 438 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:27,455 WELL, SOMEBODY BELIEVES ME. COME ON, FELLAS. 439 00:28:27,455 --> 00:28:29,958 TAKE ME TO MY LEADER. BUT, BUT, GONZO ! 440 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,461 I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF THESE GUYS. THIS RAT SMELLS A RAT. 441 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,463 THE LIMO'S RIGHT THIS WAY. THANK YOU. 442 00:28:35,463 --> 00:28:38,466 DID HE SAY "LIMO" ? WAIT A SECOND, I'M HIS TRANSLATOR. 443 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:42,971 NOW WAIT. YOU KNOW THIS GONZO, RIGHT ? UM-- 444 00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,974 - IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT. - THE PRICE ? 445 00:28:46,474 --> 00:28:49,978 LOOK. I DELIVER GONZO'S EXCLUSIVE LIVE STORY, OKAY, 446 00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:53,481 IF YOU MAKEMOI YOUR NEW ANCHORWOMAN. 447 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,984 [ Woman ] WE'RE BACK IN 15 SECONDS. WELL ? 448 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:58,987 WHAT ABOUT SHELLEY ? SHELLEY'S SMELLY. 449 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,990 YES, YES ! GO ! ALL RIGHT ! 450 00:29:04,492 --> 00:29:06,494 OH ! EXCUSE ME. 451 00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:11,499 EXCUSE ME. HOO-HOO. STUDMUFFIN, HOLD IT. 452 00:29:11,499 --> 00:29:13,501 I'LL DEAL WITH HER. YEAH, COME ON. 453 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,005 [ Laughing ] OH, YOU'LL DEAL WITHMOI ! 454 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,507 LOOK, CHUMPO, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A STORY. 455 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:21,509 HOW 'BOUT THIS STORY ? 456 00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:23,511 IT'S ABOUT A BIG, BAD WOLF AND A LITTLE PIG. 457 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:27,515 - NO, THAT'S THREE PIGS. - NOT IN THIS VERSION. 458 00:29:27,515 --> 00:29:30,018 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 459 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,520 YOU'RE NOT PART OF THAT ALIEN PROTECTION AGENCY. 460 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,024 WHO ARE YOU ? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING GONZO ? HEY ! 461 00:29:36,524 --> 00:29:38,526 HAI-YA ! 462 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:42,163 I'M IMPRESSED. AHH. 463 00:29:43,665 --> 00:29:47,168 BLACK BELT, THIRD DEGREE. 464 00:29:47,168 --> 00:29:49,170 HAI-YA ! 465 00:29:49,170 --> 00:29:52,173 PLATINUM BELT... WITH AN UNLIMITED LINE OF CREDIT. 466 00:29:52,173 --> 00:29:55,677 I LIKE THIS PARTY. OH ! 467 00:29:56,177 --> 00:29:59,681 TOUGH GUY ! TOUGH GUY ! HA, HA ! 468 00:29:59,681 --> 00:30:02,801 COME ON, SHOW ME ! OH, LOOK, CINDY CRAWFORD ! HUH ? 469 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,805 [ Groans, Laughs ] 470 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,808 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE ? 471 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,813 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? 472 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,815 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? 473 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:20,819 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT ? IS THAT ALL YOU G-GOT ? 474 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,322 NOT THE NOOGIE ! 475 00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:27,325 HEY ! [ Groans ] 476 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,331 [ Yelling ] MAMA ! 477 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,334 [ Crowd Chanting ] GONZO ! GONZO ! 478 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,838 WHAT THE HEY ? 479 00:30:40,221 --> 00:30:42,223 OH, NO. 480 00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,093 THERE ARE NO ALIENS HERE. 481 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:48,096 ONLY GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED, HARD-WORKING AMERICANS. [ Clucking ] 482 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,098 GOOD GRIEF. 483 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:52,483 NOW, GET OFF MY KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS. 484 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,987 LOOK ! IT'S A LITTLE GREEN MAN. 485 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:59,991 AH, EXCUSE ME. BUT WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE DOING HERE ? 486 00:30:59,991 --> 00:31:03,494 WE WERE DRAWN HERE BY THE ALIEN. 487 00:31:05,496 --> 00:31:08,499 YUCK ! 488 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,369 THAT'S ALL I KNOW. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 489 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:15,874 THIS GOVERNMENT AGENCY, C.O.V.N.E.T., HAS ABDUCTED GONZO, 490 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,376 AND TAKEN HIM TO ITS TOP SECRET FACILITY ? 491 00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,378 YES, MISS PIGGY. 492 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,513 THANK YOU, DARLING. YOU'VE BEEN MOST HELPFUL. 493 00:31:22,513 --> 00:31:25,516 AT LAST ! A REAL STORY ! 494 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,519 INTRIGUE, DANGER, NEW OUTFITS. 495 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:32,023 AND IT'S MINE, MINE, MINE ! ALL MINE ! [ Laughing ] 496 00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,524 [ Grunting ] 497 00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:37,028 AH, COME ON, PLEASE. YOU THINK TED KOPPEL NEVER GETS EXCITED ? 498 00:31:38,529 --> 00:31:42,400 [ Rizzo ] SO THIS IS THE CAR THAT TAKES US TO THE LIMO, RIGHT ? 499 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,903 [ Rizzo Grunts ] YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEBODY LOOK AT THOSE SHOCKS. 500 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:49,407 AT LEAST THEY CARRIED OUR STUFF. DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR A TIP. 501 00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:51,409 [ Rizzo ] OH ! 502 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,414 AS AMBASSADOR OF EARTH, 503 00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:58,917 I WELCOME YOU. 504 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,420 AH, YEAH. 505 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:07,425 I'M EDGAR. BUT I WANT YOU TO CALL ME ED. 506 00:32:07,425 --> 00:32:09,928 THAT'S ED. OH, YEAH. 507 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:12,430 IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET YOU, MR. GONZO. 508 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,432 YEAH, YEAH, ME TOO. 509 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:17,435 HORS D'OEUVRES ! [ Laughing ] PLEASE. 510 00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,438 WON'T YOU SIT ? 511 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:21,940 OH ! THANKS. 512 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:25,944 CAREFUL, CAREFUL. YOU'LL GET GAS. HMM ? 513 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:29,447 SO WHEN DO WE BEGIN, ED ? I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT ALL THIS. 514 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,951 AH ! ME TOO, MY FRIEND. 515 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,955 ME TOO. YEAH ! 516 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,457 KERMIE ! OH, KERMIE, KERMIE ! 517 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,959 KERMIE ! 518 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,961 YES ! YOO-HOO ! 519 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,463 KERMIE ! EVERYBODY ! COME HERE, COME HERE ! 520 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:49,467 OH, OH, OH ! LISTEN, EVERYONE, LISTEN. I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS ! 521 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,970 GONZO HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE GOVERNMENT, 522 00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,973 AND IT COULD BE A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. 523 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,976 HOW CAN THAT BE GREAT NEWS ? BECAUSE... 524 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:02,981 ## I'VE GOT THE STORY I'VE GOT THE STORY ## 525 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:07,485 OH, I NEED TO CHANGE ! SOMETHING THAT SAYS "JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY." 526 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,988 OH, OH, I'VE GOT TO PEE ! 527 00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:11,990 OH, BROTHER. 528 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:15,994 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? OKAY, GUYS, IT'S UP TO US. 529 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,497 WE HAVE TO SAVE GONZO FROM A WHOLE ARMY OF GOVERNMENT AGENTS. 530 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,499 WELL, I HAVE A JOKE BOOK. 531 00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:23,501 DRUMSTICKS ! DRUMSTICKS ! 532 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:26,504 I HAVE SOME LOOSE JELL-O, OKAY. 533 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,007 OKAY. WELL, THAT SETTLES THAT. 534 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:33,511 IN CIRCUMSTANCES LIKE THIS, THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE TO TURN. 535 00:33:36,647 --> 00:33:40,151 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT, BUNSEN ? OH, THERE YOU ARE. 536 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:43,654 MR. KERMIT, HERE AT MUPPET LABS, WE HAVE COME UP WITH A NUMBER OF DEVICES... 537 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:47,658 THAT SHOULD AID YOU IN YOUR COVERT OPERATIONS. EXCELLENT. 538 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:53,164 THIS SEEMINGLY ORDINARY RUBBER DUCKY ACTUALLY CONTAINS INVISIBILITY SPRAY. 539 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:56,667 HOWEVER THE EFFECT IS SADLY TEMPORARY. [ Mumbles ] SADLY TEMPORARY. 540 00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:00,171 HA, HA ! THE OLD RUBBER-DUCKY-WITH-INVISIBILITY SPRAY TRICK. CHECK. 541 00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:04,675 AND, BEAKER, IF YOU WOULD. HERE IS SOMETHING WE'RE VERY EXCITED ABOUT. 542 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:07,178 ME-ME ! "DOOR IN A JAR" ? 543 00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,680 ME-ME-ME-ME. WHOO. 544 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,682 THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BEAKIE. 545 00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:16,187 ALL YOU DO IS OPEN THE JAR, FLING THE CONTENTS ONTO THE WALL... AND POOF ! 546 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,689 - POOF ! - INSTANT DOOR. 547 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:23,194 WHAT IS THIS ? A SECRET COMMUNICATION DEVICE ? 548 00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:25,696 NO, THAT'S SCOTCH TAPE. VERY USEFUL IF SOMETHING TEARS. 549 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,698 AHH ! 550 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,700 [ Miss Piggy ] AHEM. 551 00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:34,705 UM, WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR...MOI ? 552 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:36,207 AHH ! 553 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,709 [ Bunsen ] WELL NOW, MISS PIGGY. 554 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:41,712 FOR YOU WE HAVE MUPPET LABS MIND MIST. 555 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:43,714 SIMPLY SPRAY IT ON THE SUBJECT, 556 00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:46,717 AND THEY WILL OBEY YOUR EVERY COMMAND. 557 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:50,221 [ Laughing ] I-- AAH ! 558 00:34:50,721 --> 00:34:52,723 ME-ME-OO-OO. 559 00:34:52,723 --> 00:34:54,225 OH. 560 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:57,228 I DOUBT I'LL NEED ANY. 561 00:34:57,728 --> 00:35:00,731 - OKAY, GUYS, LET'S GO GET GONZO. -COME ON, COME ON. 562 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:03,234 [ Pepe ] WE'LL FIND HIM, OKAY. GONZO, GONZO, GONZO ! 563 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,735 YEAH ! 564 00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:12,243 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE YOU... 565 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:14,245 ALL MY LIFE. 566 00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,747 AND NOW, AT LAST, MY SEARCH... 567 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:20,251 HAS COME TO AN END. 568 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:23,254 MAY I ? 569 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:28,759 BEFORE YOU ANSWER THAT, YOU BETTER BE CLEAR ON THE FINAL DESTINATION OF THAT FINGER. 570 00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,268 AHH. THANKS. 571 00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,774 HMM. 572 00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:47,778 NO NOSTRILS. 573 00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:50,281 HOW DO YOU SMELL ? 574 00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:52,783 AWFUL. TRUST ME, I'M HIS ROOMMATE. 575 00:35:52,783 --> 00:35:54,785 [ Laughing ] HUH ? HUH ? 576 00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:57,788 THAT'S A KILLER. [ Everyone Laughing ] 577 00:35:57,788 --> 00:36:00,791 [ Laughing ] 578 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,793 DON'T... 579 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,797 LAUGH AT ME ! 580 00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,799 [ Gulps ] 581 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:17,308 I HOPE I'M NOT IMPOSING. 582 00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:20,311 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT ON TV. THINK I COULD GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH ? 583 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,313 - RENTRO ? - YES, SIR ? 584 00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:27,318 - IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME. - THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD TIME. YEAH. 585 00:36:27,818 --> 00:36:31,322 FORGIVE ME MY EARTHLY MANNERS. 586 00:36:31,322 --> 00:36:36,327 BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE... 587 00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:39,330 TO BE LAUGHED AT ? YEAH, SURE I DO. 588 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,333 TO BE CALLED NAMES LIKE "WACKO" ? UH-HUH. 589 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,835 - AND "FREAK BOY" ? - OH, YEAH. 590 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:48,839 - AND PARANOID DELUSIONAL PSYCHOPATH ? - GOT ME THERE. 591 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:50,841 TO FEEL... [ Neck Cracking ] 592 00:36:50,841 --> 00:36:54,845 COMPLETELY ALONE IN THIS WORLD ? 593 00:36:54,845 --> 00:36:58,849 YEAH, I THINK WE'RE STARTING TO GET THE GENERAL IDEA, ED. 594 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:02,853 YEAH. 595 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,613 IT'S WRESTLING LEGEND HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN ? 596 00:37:12,613 --> 00:37:17,118 HAVE THE RAT SENT DOWN TO DR. TUCKER FOR SOME TESTS. 597 00:37:17,118 --> 00:37:20,121 TESTS ? BUT I HAVEN'T STUDIED. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A NUMBER-TWO PENCIL. 598 00:37:20,121 --> 00:37:23,624 THIS IS FOR ALL MY N.W.O.-ITES OUT THERE. 599 00:37:23,624 --> 00:37:26,127 I WILL CONTINUE TO DOMINATE WRESTLING. 600 00:37:26,127 --> 00:37:29,630 I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE YOUR BACK CRACK, YOUR KNEES FREEZE AND YOUR LIVER QUIVER. 601 00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:34,135 I WILL CONTINUE TO PUT SO MUCH PAIN ON YOU, YOU'LL BE COME MY "PAINIAC." 602 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:38,139 HOLLYWOOD, WOULD YOU MIND ? THE RAT. 603 00:37:38,139 --> 00:37:43,144 - OH, YEAH. - WHERE'RE YOU GOIN' WITH MY FRIEND ? 604 00:37:43,144 --> 00:37:47,648 WHAT ARE YOUR FANS GONNA THINK ? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? I'M A BAD GUY NOW. 605 00:37:47,648 --> 00:37:51,652 GONZO, HELP ME ! HELP ! HELP ! 606 00:37:51,652 --> 00:37:53,154 RIZZO ! 607 00:37:53,154 --> 00:37:55,656 SHH, SHH, SHH. 608 00:37:55,656 --> 00:37:58,159 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 609 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,279 [ Rizzo Screaming ] 610 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:08,286 - HUH ? - [ Groaning ] 611 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,789 YO. 612 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,797 HOW YOU DOIN' ? I'M BUBBA. 613 00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:22,300 HEY. RIZZO. NICE TO MEET YA. 614 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:26,804 NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO MEET SOME OF THE BOYS ? SURE. 615 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:30,057 - UP THERE, THAT'S FAST EDDIE, HARMONICA EXTRAORDINAIRE. - HI. 616 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,059 - HOW YOU DOIN', ED ? - WELL, I AIN'T DEAD. 617 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,564 OVER HERE'S TROY. THIS BACK HERE, THAT'S SHAKES. 618 00:38:36,564 --> 00:38:39,567 HI. HELLO. HOW'RE YOU DOIN' ? WELCOME. 619 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,570 THEY'RE DOING A NEW CAFFEINE SUBSTITUTE ON HIM. 620 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:46,073 - UP THERE'S THE BIRDMAN. - WHERE ARE YOU ? GLADYS, HERE, BABY, SWEETIE. 621 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,577 HE DON'T BOTHER NOBODY. HE'S BEEN HERE FOREVER. 622 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:52,580 GLADYS, THE GUYS ARE WATCHING. 623 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,583 HE JUST LIKES TO HANG OUT WITH HIS BIRDS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? 624 00:38:55,583 --> 00:39:00,588 SO, THAT ABOUT DOES IT FOR ALL OF US HERE AT MEDICAL RESEARCH. 625 00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,590 MEDICAL RESEARCH ? YEP. 626 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:06,977 BUT THAT WOULD MEAN THAT WE'RE... LAB RATS ! 627 00:39:06,977 --> 00:39:10,981 GONZO, GET ME OUTTA HERE ! 628 00:39:10,981 --> 00:39:14,485 [ Singer ] NOW, MR. GONZO. 629 00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:17,988 WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THESE ? 630 00:39:17,988 --> 00:39:21,992 WHOA ! THEY REALLY HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR ME ! 631 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:25,496 AND THEY ARE COMING TO EARTH, AREN'T THEY ? I DON'T KNOW. 632 00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:27,498 HOW MANY OF THEM ARE THERE ? I DON'T KNOW. 633 00:39:27,498 --> 00:39:30,000 WHEN WILL THEY BE HERE ? 634 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,504 AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME... 635 00:39:33,504 --> 00:39:36,507 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW. 636 00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:39,009 I KNOW NOT ? 637 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,514 [ Gagging ] 638 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:47,518 BUT MAYBE I COULD FIND OUT ? COULD YOU ? 639 00:39:49,019 --> 00:39:51,021 OKAY. WELL. 640 00:39:51,021 --> 00:39:55,526 OKAY THEN. I'LL KEEP IN TOUCH. THANKS. 641 00:39:57,027 --> 00:40:00,030 OH. SO, BACK TO THE LIMO ? 642 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,902 IT'S A SHAME, REALLY. HUH ? 643 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:07,905 I REALLY NEED THAT INFORMATION. 644 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:10,408 SO, I AM AFRAID... 645 00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,912 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PERFORM AN INVASIVE QUADRA-LOBAL BRAIN PROBE ON YOU, 646 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,415 AND PLUCK IT FROM YOUR HEAD. 647 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,917 THE INFORMATION ? NO. 648 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,919 YOUR BRAIN. TAKE HIM AWAY. WHAT ? 649 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:25,923 MY BRAIN ? BUT JUST A SECOND. I-- 650 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:30,428 RENTRO, GET ME GENERAL LUFT. WHERE'RE YOU TAKING ME ? I NEED MY BRAIN ! 651 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,437 FOZZIE, TELL ME AGAIN. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS ? TO SAVE GONZO. 652 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:43,441 GONZO ! GONZO ! THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE GONZO'S ONE OF US. 653 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,445 AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, NO MATTER WHAT OBSTACLES WE FACE, 654 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,447 WE NEVER FORGET ONE OF OUR OWN. 655 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,449 I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TAKE CHARGE. 656 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:56,454 HEY ! WE LEFT BUNSEN AND BEAKER BACK AT THE GAS STATION. 657 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:59,957 OKAY, FROM THIS POINT ON, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 658 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:03,461 WE NEVER FORGET ONE OF OUR OWN. MMM, THAT'S RIGHT. 659 00:41:05,346 --> 00:41:07,848 HMM. 660 00:41:08,349 --> 00:41:09,850 CHEESE TWIDDLE ? 661 00:41:10,351 --> 00:41:13,103 SO WHAT IS THIS, MOVIE TIME ? 662 00:41:13,103 --> 00:41:15,105 [ Gasping ] 663 00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:17,608 SO YOU'RE THE NEW GUY. 664 00:41:17,858 --> 00:41:19,360 YEAH. FROM THIS MOMENT ON, 665 00:41:19,860 --> 00:41:23,364 IF I SAY YOU'RE HUNGRY, YOU EAT; IF I SAY YOU'RE SLEEPY-- 666 00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:24,865 I EAT ? 667 00:41:24,865 --> 00:41:28,369 AH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE-- WHAT ? 668 00:41:28,369 --> 00:41:31,372 WELL, WELL, WELL. WE GOT A FUNNY BOY HERE. 669 00:41:31,372 --> 00:41:33,874 IS THAT BAD ? VERY BAD. 670 00:41:33,874 --> 00:41:35,876 FUNNY BOY'S GONNA GO TO THE MAZE. 671 00:41:35,876 --> 00:41:41,882 SINCE WE DON'T WANT FUNNY BOY TO GET LONELY, YOU'RE ALL GONNA DO TIME IN THE MAZE. 672 00:41:41,882 --> 00:41:43,384 I'M SORRY. 673 00:41:43,384 --> 00:41:47,388 SEE, NO ONE'S EVER ESCAPED FROM THE MAZE, FUNNY BOY. NO ? 674 00:41:47,388 --> 00:41:49,890 AND EVEN IF YOU DID, IT'S FOUR FEET TO THE GROUND, 675 00:41:49,890 --> 00:41:53,394 TWELVE FEET TO THE DOOR, AND FOUR FEET TO THE DOORKNOB. 676 00:41:53,394 --> 00:41:55,396 THAT'S 18 FEET. TWENTY. 677 00:41:55,896 --> 00:41:59,400 FUNNY THING ABOUT DOORKNOBS-- RATS CAN'T TURN 'EM. 678 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,902 NO OPPOSABLE THUMB. [ Laughs ] 679 00:42:01,902 --> 00:42:05,523 RIGHT. NOT THE MAZE. 680 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:13,664 ## HELP ME, HELP ME HELP ME, HOLD ME ## 681 00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:19,670 ## SURVIVAL ## 682 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,672 ## SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST ## 683 00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:24,174 ## SURVIVAL ## THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 684 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:25,676 ## GOTTA GET WITH IT ## 685 00:42:26,176 --> 00:42:29,680 ## 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO TIME NO TIME TO SCURRY AROUND ## 686 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,685 HEY, RIZ, WATCH OUT FOR THEM RED CIRCLES. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE RED-- 687 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,687 [ Screams ] 688 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:39,189 NOBODY EVER LISTENS. 689 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:42,192 RED CIRCLES. RIGHT. 690 00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:44,695 [ Coughs ] 691 00:42:44,695 --> 00:42:50,200 LET ME SEE. CHEESE, RAT POISON. CHEESE, RAT POISON. 692 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,703 DUH ! WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK, I'M CRAZY OR SOMETHING ? 693 00:42:52,703 --> 00:42:54,705 THIS IS A NO-BRAINER. 694 00:42:56,707 --> 00:42:59,209 THIS AIN'T SO BAD. A LITTLE BREEZY. 695 00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:02,212 OH, BOY. WHOA. WHOA ! 696 00:43:02,212 --> 00:43:04,214 WHOA, WHOA ! 697 00:43:04,214 --> 00:43:09,219 AUNTIE EM, IT'S A TWISTER ! 698 00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:12,723 THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE CARNY RIDES. 699 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:15,726 YOU JUST GOTTA HANG ON, AND AT THE END I GET SOME COTTON CANDY. 700 00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:18,095 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA ! 701 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,230 [ Screaming ] 702 00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:23,734 I'M GONNA HURL ! 703 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,355 THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO PLAY MIND GAMES HERE. 704 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:33,861 BUT I KNOW THE CHEESE IS SAFE 'CAUSE YOU THINK I'M GOING FOR THE POISON, RIGHT ? 705 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,863 HUH ? HUH ? 706 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,624 - PSST. - HUH ? 707 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:50,127 ROOM SERVICE. [ Laughing ] 708 00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:55,132 [ Laughing ] HEY THERE, LITTLE FELLA. HOW'RE YOU DOIN' ? 709 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:59,637 WHILE THEY'RE WARMING UP THE BRAIN SUCKER FOR YOU, I BROUGHT YOU A SANDWICH. 710 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,640 I CUT OFF THE CRUSTS FOR YOU. THERE YOU GO. 711 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,643 OH, GEE, THAT'S NICE. THANKS. 712 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:08,145 ANYTHING FOR A CELEBRITY. [ Laughing ] 713 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:12,149 OH, HEY, DO YOU LIKE JALAPENOS ? SURE. 714 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:16,654 OKAY ! ## JALAPENOS JALAPENOS ## 715 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,659 - [ Sighs ] - HEY, MOPEY ! 716 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:24,662 [ Screams ] 717 00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:27,164 W-WHO SAID THAT ? I DID. 718 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,166 BUT YOU'RE JUST A SANDWICH. 719 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:33,671 NAH, I'M JUST CHANNELING MY VOICE THROUGH THIS SANDWICH TO DELIVER THIS MESSAGE. 720 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,673 GREAT ! WHAT'S THE MESSAGE ? 721 00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,176 AHEM. WE ARRIVE AT MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. 722 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:42,680 REALLY ? DO ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE SANDWICHES ? 723 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,682 FORGET ABOUT THE SANDWICH. ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 724 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,184 ## JALAPENOS, JALAPENOS ## 725 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:49,687 ## GETTIN' MY FRIEND SOME JALAPENOS #### 726 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,690 [ Sandwich ] HERE'S THE PLAN. WE'RE LANDING AT YOUR HOUSE. WHAT ? 727 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,693 NO, NO, WAIT. THOSE GUYS KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 728 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,695 THEY'RE NOT THE BEST EXAMPLES OF EARTHLINGS. 729 00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,698 OH, GOSH. WHERE ELSE CAN WE LAND ? 730 00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,700 UM, LET'S SEE. UH-- 731 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:06,203 I KNOW ! AT THE BEACH. GO TO CAPE DOOM. LOOK FOR THE LIGHTHOUSE. 732 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:10,708 [ Sandwich ] THE LIGHTHOUSE AT CAPE DOOM IT IS. BOY, I DIDN'T HEAR THAT. 733 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,711 OH, THIS IS GREAT. BUT HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE ? 734 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:17,214 I'M JUST A SANDWICH. SOME THINGS YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT FOR YOURSELF. 735 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:21,218 OH, BY THE WAY, GO AHEAD AND EAT ME NOW. 736 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,722 YOU'RE GONNA NEED THE ENERGY. 737 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,727 WON'T THAT HURT ? NO, IT'S FINE. I'M GOIN' AWAY NOW. 738 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,229 OH. WELL-- 739 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:35,733 CAPE DOOM, RIGHT ? YES, YES. CAPE DOOM. 740 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,736 ARE YOU THERE ? 741 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,738 HELLO ? HELLO ? 742 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,740 HUH. WELL-- 743 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,242 [ Cell Door Opens ] 744 00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,244 AAH ! 745 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:55,252 WOW ! JUST A LITTLE FURTHER UP, FOZZIE. 746 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:57,254 STOP, FOZZIE. STOP HERE, FOZZIE. THAT'S IT. 747 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,257 OH ! OH ! SORRY. 57311

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.