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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:22,623 >>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S 2 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,659 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON 3 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:29,162 TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT, 4 00:00:29,162 --> 00:00:32,599 PAULA PELL, MUSICAL GUEST JESSIE REYEZ, AND FEATURING THE 5 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:36,069 LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE IS YOUR HOST, JIMMY 6 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:48,315 FALLON ♪ 7 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:54,187 >> DO IT ♪ 8 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,924 >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN. 9 00:00:56,924 --> 00:01:02,629 WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." MY NAME IS JIMMY FALLON AND 10 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:07,100 THESE ARE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES. 11 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,503 WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS STILL BUZZING ABOUT JOE BIDEN PICKING 12 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,572 KAMALA HARRIS AS HIS RUNNING MATE 13 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,373 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME HITTING THE CAMPAIGN 14 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,843 TRAIL. >> TONIGHT THE NEW 2020 15 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:18,579 DEMOCRATIC TICKET MAKING ITS DEBUT. 16 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,314 JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS APPEARING TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST 17 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:23,817 TIME SINCE SHE WAS SELECTED AS HIS RUNNING MATE 18 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:26,453 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT BIDEN AND HARRIS SHARED THE 19 00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:30,057 STAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE DEBATE 20 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,325 YOU CAN TELL BIDEN HASN'T FORGOTTEN BECAUSE WHEN HARRIS 21 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:36,063 WENT IN FOR A HANDSHAKE, HE FLINCHED 22 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:40,467 YEP, BIDEN AND HARRIS APPEARED A AT HIGH SCHOOL IN DELAWARE 23 00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:43,403 AS SOON AS HE HEARD THAT, TRUMP WAS I'M CLOSING ALL SCHOOLS 24 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:46,006 IMMEDIATELY. TODAY'S EVENT WAS IN WILMINGTON, 25 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:50,611 DELAWARE, WHICH IS TIMELY, BECAUSE THE CITY'S OFFICIAL 26 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,014 MOTTO IS ACTUALLY "WILMINGTON, THE ZOOM MEETING ROOM OF 27 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:58,819 CITIES." AS OF RIGHT NOW, BIDEN AND 28 00:01:58,819 --> 00:02:06,360 HARRIS ARE UP BY 10 POINTS ON TRUMP AND PENCE. 29 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,761 JUST TO RUB IT IN, AT THE END OF THEIR 30 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,630 THEIR EVENT, THEY BOTH MOON WALKED DOWN THE RAMP 31 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:12,065 OF COURSE, TRUMP COULDN'T WAIT TO WEIGH IN. 32 00:02:12,065 --> 00:02:13,734 HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT HARRIS AT A PRESS CONFERENCE 33 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:17,838 LAST NIGHT. >> SHE WAS VERY, VERY NASTY. 34 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:22,309 SHE WAS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO JOE BIDEN, AND IT'S HARD TO PICK 35 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,510 SOMEBODY THAT'S THAT DISRESPECTFUL. 36 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,145 >> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY FOR HARRIS, IF YOU WANT WELL WISHES 37 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:32,152 FROM TRUMP, YOU GOT TO BE IN PRISON 38 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:35,756 MEANWHILE, IN A NEW ATTACK AD, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAS ALREADY 39 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:38,825 LABELED THEM "SLOW JOE" AND PHONY KAMALA." 40 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:43,196 AND IF YOU HAVE A SLOW AND PHONY JOKE THAT DOESN'T END WITH THOSE 41 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:48,201 USED TO BE TRUMP'S NICKNAMES FOR ERIC AND DON JR., WRITE TO US AT 42 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:52,472 "THE TONIGHT SHOW" WRITERS, 30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA, NEW YORK, NEW 43 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,008 YORK, 10112. SPEAKING TO A CROWD IN ARIZONA 44 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,743 YESTERDAY, MIKE PENCE WELCOMED HARRIS TO THE RACE 45 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,146 LISTEN TO THIS >> LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 46 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,448 TO WELCOME HER TO THE RACE YOU ALL MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT 47 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:04,718 THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS GOING TO BE HELD ON OCTOBER 7th 48 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:08,321 IN UTAH. SO MY MESSAGE TO THE DEMOCRATIC 49 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:11,825 CANDIDATE FOR VICE PRESIDENT, CONGRATULATIONS. 50 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:19,733 I'LL SEE YOU IN SALT LAKE CITY [ LAUGHTER ] 51 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:23,537 >> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE FIRST TIME A GUY HAS TRIED 52 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:30,177 TO INTIMIDATE SOMEONE WITH THE PHRASE "I'LL SEE YOU IN SALT 53 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:33,046 LAKE CITY. EVER HEAR JOKER TELL BATMAN 54 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:39,486 WE'RE GOING SETTLE THIS IN SALT LAKE 55 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,555 MY JOKER SOUNDS LIKE RICHARD DREYFUSS 56 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:51,098 AND WE'RE GOING TO SETTLE THIS IN SALT LAKE 57 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,532 MR. ‐‐ WAIT, HONG DID YOU WORK ON THAT? 58 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:56,636 >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THE JOKER SOUNDED LIKE 59 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,271 I DON'T KNOW AND WE'LL SETTLE THIS IN SALT 60 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:03,844 LAKE [ LAUGHTER ] 61 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:06,580 >> Jimmy: NO THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS 62 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,216 IN UTAH? MAN, TALK ABOUT A HOME FIELD 63 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:11,418 ADVANTAGE FOR PENCE, HUH THAT'S A LUCKY BREAK 64 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:16,656 IT'S LIKE HE IS BEING CALLED BACK TO THE WHITE MOTHER SHIP. 65 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:18,291 FEELS LIKE THE ELECTION IS REALLY STARTED NOW THAT JOE 66 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:21,895 BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS HAVE HIT THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TOGETHER. 67 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:24,664 WELL, I GUESS TO COMPETE WITH ALL THE ATTENTION THEIR 68 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,399 APPEARANCE WAS GETTING, TRUMP HELD HIS OWN ADDRESS 69 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:29,669 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THIS 70 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,505 VERY EXCITING. EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT 71 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:33,039 THIS LOOK AT MIKE PENCE 72 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:37,210 HE IS VERY EXCITED EVERYONE IS EXCITED. 73 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,979 ME AND MIKE ARE IN THE LEAD, AND I'M BEING TOLD THAT'S A GOOD 74 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:42,649 THING. IT'S A VERY GOOD THING 75 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:46,486 MIKE'S GOT WHAT IT TAKES KAMALA, THOUGH, KAMALA DIDN'T DO 76 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,255 WELL IN THE PRIMARY, AS WE ALL REMEMBER 77 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:51,958 IN FACT, SHE WAS DESTROYED BY THE MUCH FIERCER CANDIDATE I 78 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,027 WOULDN'T WANT TO GO UP AGAINST, JOE BIDEN. 79 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,030 HE WAS VERY GOOD AGAINST HER, VERY GOOD. 80 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,300 BUT JOE BIDEN IS VERY WEAK AND LOOK, ANYONE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN 81 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,569 KAMALA COULD TAKE HIM DOWN SHE DID VERY WELL AGAINST HIM IN 82 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,971 THE DEBATES. IT'S TRUE. 83 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,807 MIKE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT THERE. 84 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:13,914 WE'RE CAMPAIGNING EVERYWHERE, FROM YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK TO 85 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,782 THE BANKS OF THE MIGHTY MISS 86 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:23,757 MISS‐PEEPEE RIVER. TO ALL THE CANYONS, GRAND 87 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,159 CANYON, GRAND CAYMEN, ALL THE CANYONS AND THE CRAYONS. 88 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,694 PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN CRAYONS LIKE 89 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,231 THIS LOOK AT THE COLORS 90 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:36,002 INDIGO AND MAIZE DO THEY STILL HAVE MAIZE 91 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,072 I ALWAYS THOUGHT PERIWINKLE WAS A NONCHOICE. 92 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:42,008 I WOULD HAVE CALLED IT LIGHT PURPLE 93 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,946 LURPLE LURPLE 94 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,915 CAN WE LOOK INTO LURPLE? MIKE'S GOING TO LOOK INTO 95 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:52,519 LURPLE YOU ALL GET LURPLE WITH KAMAL 96 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:58,625 WILL, FOLKS. UNFAIR, NASTY, SLEEPY, PHONY, 97 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:04,564 UNFAIR, SLEEPY, PHONY. BUT WE'RE GOING WIN EVERY STATE 98 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:09,469 IN NOVEMBER ‐‐ CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, BEAUTIFUL THIGH‐LAND, I 99 00:06:09,469 --> 00:06:12,639 LOVE THIGH‐LAND. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAPITAL, 100 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:15,575 EARMUFFS BANGKOK. 101 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:17,644 I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR "BANGKOK." 102 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,746 FOLKS, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME I THINK IT'S TIME WE HEAR FROM 103 00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:25,418 THE MAN HIMSELF. MIKE, THE FLOOR IS YOURS 104 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:30,023 >> Jimmy: I HOPE HE IS OKAY. YEAH, TRUMP IS EVERYWHERE. 105 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:34,160 LAST NIGHT HE CALLED IN TO FOX NEWS TO CHAT WITH SEAN HANNITY 106 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,130 AT ONE POINT HE STARTED COMPLAINING ABOUT MAIL‐IN 107 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:40,433 VOTING HERE IS WHAT HE SAYING. 108 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:43,403 >> THIS WHOLE THING WITH A MAIL‐IN BALLOT, IT'S A RIGGED 109 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:48,275 ELECTION WAITING TO HAPPEN AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. 110 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,443 YOU CAN'T SEND OUT 60 MILLION MAIL‐IN BALLOTS. 111 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,846 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GRAB BATCHES OF THEM, AND YOU TALK ABOUT 112 00:06:52,846 --> 00:07:03,256 CHINA AND RUSSIA, THEY'LL BE GRABBING PLENTY OF THEM. 113 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,759 >> Jimmy: USUALLY WHEN AN OLD MAN STARTS ACCUSING PEOPLE OF 114 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:10,130 STEALING THE MAIL, IT'S TIME TO PUT GRANDPA DOWN FOR HIS NAP 115 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,967 I GUESS THREE MONTHS FROM NOW, RUSSIANS WILL BE LIKE UGH, SO 116 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,671 MANY POTTERY BARN CATALOGS WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING 117 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,941 OH, THAT'S A GOOD DEAL TRUMP TURNED INTO THAT GUY WHO 118 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,576 CALLS INTO A SPORTS RADIO SHOW EVERY MORNING AND THE HOST CAN'T 119 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:26,413 GET HIM ON THE LINE. ALL RIGHT, OKAY, CHUCK, OKAY 120 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:31,885 WE GOT TO TAKE ANOTHER CALL. HEY, FOCUS ON DRIVING, CHUCK 121 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,487 WELL, GUYS, ONE OF THE BIG THINGS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT 122 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,022 RIGHT NOW IS REOPENING OF SCHOOLS. 123 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:40,527 AND I HEARD THAT CONTACT TRACING WILL BE A BIG PART OF REDUCING 124 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:44,364 COVID IN CLASSROOMS. HERE TO COMMENT IS EASTRIDGE 125 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:45,899 COUNTY EIGHTH GRADER RILEY SPELLMAN 126 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,968 HI, RILEY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE 127 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,236 SO YOU'RE STARTING UP SCHOOL IN THE FALL 128 00:07:50,236 --> 00:07:53,640 DO YOU THINK CONTACT TRACING WILL ACTUALLY WORK 129 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,474 >> OH, FOR SURE, JIMMY I'M NOT WORRIED. 130 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,810 >> Jimmy: OKAY I GOT IT 131 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,312 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE PRACTICED MAYBE A LITTLE RIGHT 132 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,382 NOW. SO RILEY, OTHER THAN YOUR 133 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:05,318 FAMILY, CAN YOU TELL US WHO YOU'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH IN 134 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,288 THE LAST WEEK? >> NO ONE. 135 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,590 JUST MY FAMILY >> Jimmy: REALLY 136 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:15,395 THAT'S GREAT I GUESS THAT SHOWS HOW EASY ‐‐ 137 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:19,366 >> OH, ASHLEY ANNE >> Jimmy: ASHLEY M. 138 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:22,068 >> WAIT, SHE DOESN'T COUNT SHE IS MY BFF, SO SHE IS 139 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:25,672 BASICALLY LIKE FAMILY. >> Jimmy: TECHNICALLY, SHE'S NOT 140 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,709 FAMILY, BUT THAT'S FINE. SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO FOR CONTACT 141 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:33,847 TRACING IS CALL ASHLEY M. AND WE'D BE GOOD. 142 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:38,685 >> ALTHOUGH I SAW ASHLEY M. SAID SHE GOD FROYO WITH BRIAN L 143 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:42,055 AND HE SAW M. R., NOT THE ONE FROM OUR SCHOOL, THE ONE FROM 144 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:44,691 SOUTH BROOK MIDDLE BECAUSE THEY DID A TIKTOK 145 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,860 AND IT WAS CRINGE. PLUS, M. L. WENT TO THE PARK WITH 146 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:53,133 COOPER I MEAN, THEY WORE MASK, OBVS 147 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:57,470 BUT COOPER DOES THIS REALLY FUNNY THING WHERE HE PUTS HIS 148 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:59,539 MASK OVER HIS CHEST LIKE A BRA SO I THINK THAT COUNTS AS 149 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,640 CONTACT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT DEFINITELY 150 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,276 DOES COUNT THAT IT RIGHT THERE? 151 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:08,615 >> YES ACTUALLY, NO, BECAUSE COOPER AND 152 00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:11,684 KYLIE FOR SURE HUNG OUT BUT TOLD ME SHE WANTS TO GET WITH HIM 153 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:17,023 BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS PROBLEM IS KYLIE IS STILL DATING 154 00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,124 DUSTIN WHOSE BROTHER REICHS COLE. 155 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:24,831 >> WHAT? >> AND SO DUSTIN IS STUPID THAT 156 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,866 KYLIE WANTS COOPER ANY WAY, I'M SURE NONE OF THIS 157 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:30,370 MATTERS. SORRY FOR THE OVERLOAD 158 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:33,773 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THIS MATTER, RILEY, BECAUSE THIS IS 159 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:38,778 WHAT CONTACT TRACING IS. >> OH. 160 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:43,283 WELL, YEAH, THIS WILL NEVER WORK 161 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,351 >> Jimmy: RILEY SPELLMAN, EVERYONE 162 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:53,326 PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. IT STILL COUNTS. 163 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:58,398 LET'S GET TO SOME BUSINESS NEWS. I SAW BURGER KING IS MAKING FACE 164 00:09:58,398 --> 00:09:59,599 MASKS WITH ORDERS PRINTED ON THEM SO CUSTOMERS DON'T HAVE TO 165 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,366 SPEAK. CHECK THIS 166 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:05,038 LOOK AT THESE. THAT'S THE ORDER RIGHT THERE 167 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,640 MAYBE BURGER KING IS ON TO SOMETHING. 168 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,043 UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T QUITE WORK AS WELL AT CVS. 169 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:17,283 HEMORRHOID CREAM AND WART REMOVER. 170 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,785 AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY. 171 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,553 A TENNESSEE WOMAN RECEIVED HER DRIVER'S LICENSE WITH JUST A 172 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:25,892 PICTURE OF AN EMPTY CHAIR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 173 00:10:25,892 --> 00:10:28,294 MEANWHILE, THE CHAIR SAW THE PHOTO AND WAS DAMN IT, I 174 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,830 BLINKED! THE GOOD NEWS IS IF SHE GETS 175 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,933 PULLED OVER SHE CAN DITCH THE CAR AND LEAVE HER LICENSE ON THE 176 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,402 SEAT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 177 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:41,875 TONIGHT, EVERYBODY HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX FILM 178 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:44,911 "PROJECT POWER." JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT IS HERE 179 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:48,314 PLUS SHE WROTE AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "MAPLEWORTH MURDERS" ON 180 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,484 QUIBI. THE VERY, VERY FUNNY PAULA PELL 181 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,421 IS HERE. ALWAYS DELIVERS. 182 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:58,258 AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JESSIE REYEZ, EVERYONE 183 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:02,529 THAT'S A SHOW RIGHT THERE. HEY, AS YOU KNOW, EVERY WEEK WE 184 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,864 LIKE TO BRING YOU SOME UPLIFTING CREATIVE VIDEOS, WHETHER THEY 185 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,433 COME FROM QUARANTINE OR JUST STUFF AROUND THE COUNTRY 186 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:11,938 IT IS TIME FOR "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEDNESDAY. 187 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:16,543 ♪ WEDNESDAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEDNESDAY ♪ 188 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:20,013 >> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THIS FAMILY GOT SO BORED IN QUARANTINE THAT 189 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:26,686 THEY INVENTED A NEW GAME WITH TUPPERWARE AND AN EGG. 190 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:34,194 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED. 191 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:37,297 >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD GAME RIGHT THERE. 192 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,833 ALSO, THAT'S HOW I MAKE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING 193 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:47,140 CAN I GET A WA‐WA? PERFECT. 194 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,309 NEXT THIS GUY FILMED HIS REACTION TO A COOKING VIDEO. 195 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,612 WATCH ALL THE WAY THROUGH. CHECK THIS OUT 196 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,914 >> LET'S MAKE SOME DINNER FOR THE KIDS 197 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:57,750 FROM LAST NIGHT WHEN WE HAD CHICKEN. 198 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,819 >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE CLEAN ‐‐ >> THESE ARE SCRAPS. 199 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:03,223 >> GROSS >> AND HERE IS ABOUT THREE TO 200 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,925 FIVE POUNDS OF GROUND ‐‐ >> CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER 201 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,562 >> THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. 202 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:13,967 UP NEGOTIATION THEN I ADDED IN CINNAMON AND ‐‐ 203 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:18,838 >> CINNAMON ON TOP OF BEEF AND CHICKEN? 204 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,908 GIRL, NO CALL CHILD SERVICES. >> IN A DISH TO COOL DOWN 205 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:24,210 BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT THIS COLD? 206 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:27,914 >> COLD? WHAT IS THAT 207 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:33,386 YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR KIDS DOG FOOD 208 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:38,391 OH >> YOU CAN FEED THEM 209 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:39,058 LEFTOVERS ‐‐ [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:44,998 >> Jimmy: IT ACTUALLY WAS DOG FOOD 211 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:50,103 AND FINALLY, THESE TWO TWINS FROM AUSTRALIA THINK EATING 212 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:56,442 TOMATOES IS HILARIOUS. [ GIGGLING ] 213 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:08,454 >> WOW [ LAUGHTER ] 214 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:12,292 >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE SALADS 215 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,827 THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THAT IS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING 216 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,562 WEDNESDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSEPH 217 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:26,000 GORDON‐LEVITT, EVERYONE. ♪ 218 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:38,718 >> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY. 219 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,253 GUYS, WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED THE WATCH IT ONCE TIKTOK 220 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:44,824 CHALLENGE. LET'S GO 221 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:49,095 ♪ TIKTOK CHALLENGE, WATCH IT ONCE TIKTOK CHALLENGE ♪ 222 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,664 >> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP, SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE 223 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,766 ONE AND ONLY JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT! 224 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:58,004 ARE YOU THERE? YES! 225 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:01,574 OH, MY GOSH. GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY. 226 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,844 THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS >> THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME. 227 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,347 >> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, OKAY 228 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,315 JOSEPH ANDRI GOING TO WATCH A TIKTOK DANCE THAT NEITHER OF US 229 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,285 HAVE SEEN BEFORE THERE IS A MONITOR THERE, AND 230 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,089 ONE AT A TIME WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR BEST TO RECREATE THE DANCE 231 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:20,026 WHOEVER GETS CLOSEST FOR THE REAL DANCE WINS THE ROUND. 232 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,662 SOUNDS GOOD? >> I'M JUST LAUGHING AT THIS 233 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,397 PREMISE. YEP, SOUNDS GOOD. 234 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:28,134 >> Jimmy: I'VE NOT SEEN IT AND DUDE, YOU KNOW ME. 235 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,769 I CAN'T ‐‐ YOU KNOW I CAN'T DANCE. 236 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,271 >> YES YOU CAN YOU CAN DANCE AT LEAST A GOOD AS 237 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,374 I CAN, MAN. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO 238 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,342 WE'RE GOING THE START OFF APPARENTLY EASY AND THEY GET 239 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:40,913 HARDER AS WE GO. YOU CAN PLAY ALONG AT HOME 240 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:41,814 IF YOU THINK THESE ARE EASE OR WHATEVER 241 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,682 ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE FIRST DANCE. 242 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:47,487 WE HAVE TO RECREATE THIS OKAY 243 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:53,493 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: CIRCLE CIRCLE, ELBOW, 244 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:59,432 ELBOW, HAND, HAND, SWAY. >> EL BE, ELBOW, HAND, HAND. 245 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,733 >> Jimmy: SHE STARTS WITH A SNARL. 246 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,770 ALL RIGHT. READY? 247 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:08,674 SNASH SNARL, GO. 248 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:13,379 >> ELBOW, ELBOW, HAND, HAND. ELBOW? 249 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,248 YEAH, YES! SWAY. 250 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,883 >> Jimmy: LIKE THAT. JOSEPH, YOU CAN REMEMBER, IT'S 251 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:20,052 YOUR TURN. IF YOU CAN REMEMBER ANY OF IT. 252 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:23,322 >> I KNOW ABOUT THOSE ELBOWS THOSE ARE IN EVERY TIKTOK DANCE 253 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,657 I. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY NORMAL DANCE 254 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,626 IF I GO TO A WEDDING OR SOMETHING. 255 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:32,231 I JUST DO THAT PEOPLE KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS. 256 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:36,569 ♪ >> GO THE ELBOWS, ELBOW. 257 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:43,543 >> Jimmy: OOH, YEAH! [ APPLAUSE ] 258 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,846 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OH, GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO 259 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,581 EMBARRASSING LET'S WATCH BOTH OF OURS 260 00:15:48,581 --> 00:16:03,663 TOGETHER AND SEE WHICH ONE GOT CLOSER 261 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:09,235 >> Jimmy: I WAS DOING THE AXL ROSE SNAKE MOVE AT ONE POINT. 262 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,871 >> DUDE, WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS GO, FOR THE MAKE MOVE. 263 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:16,008 >> Jimmy: LET'S LOOK AT THE NEXT DANCE. 264 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,211 IT'S A LITTLE BIT HARDER ♪ 265 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:22,782 ♪ HE TURNED A LITTLE BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM. 266 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,683 >> Jimmy: BOOM WHAT IS THAT MOVE? 267 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:29,121 WHAT'S THAT? ALL RIGHT. 268 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,790 OH, GOSH, MAN. ALL RIGHT. 269 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,292 I HAVE NO CLUE AGAIN HERE WE GO 270 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:36,896 THIS TIME YOU GO FIRST YES! 271 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,131 ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO 272 00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:44,537 GOOD LUCK, BUDDY THE CARS THAT GO BOOM. 273 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,638 >> CABBAGE PATCH SOMEWHERE IN THERE. 274 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:50,343 ♪ ♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE 275 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:57,350 BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM, WE LIKE FAST CARS AND GO BOOM ♪ 276 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:02,054 ♪ AND WE LIKE THE BOOM, WE LIKE THE CARS ♪ 277 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,757 [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH. 278 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,858 OKAY THAT, OKAY 279 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:06,959 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 280 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,896 HERE WE GO LET'S SEE, IT'S MY TURN. 281 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:15,034 LET'S GO ♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE 282 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:23,709 BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM ♪ ♪ WE LIKE THE CAR, THE CARS THA 283 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,444 GO BOOM, HE AND WE LIKE THE BOOM ♪ 284 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,413 >> Jimmy: LIKE THE BOOM. OH, GOD. 285 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:30,349 I'M OUT OF BREATH. THE SONG IS STILL PLAYING. 286 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:33,619 I STOPPED DANCING. >> I MISSED THE BOOM. 287 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:34,387 >> Jimmy: I THINK I HIT THE BOOM. 288 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,557 >> YOU DID YOU HIT THE BOOM ON BOOM 289 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,959 >> Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW WE BOTH DID. 290 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:46,232 ♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM ♪ 291 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:50,036 ♪ WE LIKE THE CARS, THE CARS THAT GO BOOM ♪ 292 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:54,840 >> Jimmy: SO EMBARRASSING! ♪ WE LIKE THE CARS ♪ 293 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:59,211 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> EARLY '90s HIP‐HOP MOVE. 294 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:00,046 >> Jimmy: HOW DID I FORGET THAT MOVE 295 00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,582 >> SHOOT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY OTHER GO‐TO 296 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,450 MOVE HEY, WHERE'S THE PARTY 297 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:09,822 GET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR. LOOK AT ME 298 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,991 I DO THIS AND THEN I DO THIS >> THE GIRAFFE 299 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:12,592 >> Jimmy: GOSH ALL RIGHT. 300 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:16,162 HERE IS APPARENTLY THE HARDEST ONE. 301 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:19,031 >> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE IS WORTH 302 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:22,068 A THOUSAND POINTS. WHOEVER GETS THIS, WINS THE 303 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:25,338 WHOLE GAME >> ALL RIGHT 304 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:30,676 >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING 305 00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:37,917 30 SETS LIKE THE ONE ♪ 00:18:44,123 ♪ >> Jimmy: THAT IS SOME LIKE 307 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,558 KARATE STUFF OKAY 308 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,993 >> WHO GOES FIRST? >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M LUCKY 309 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,595 ENOUGH I GO FIRST ON THIS ONE 310 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:50,463 >> THERE IS SOMETHING WITH THE SHOES. 311 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,232 >> Jimmy: OH, YES. THERE IS SOMETHING WITH THE 312 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,067 SHOES. AND HE STARTS OFF WITH ‐‐ ALL 313 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:55,868 RIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO GO FOR IT 314 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,338 HERE WE GO ♪ 315 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,941 ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING 30 SETS LIKE THE ONES ON MY 316 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:07,213 SHOE ♪ ♪ 317 00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:14,086 >> Jimmy: I FORGOT WHAT HE DOES ♪ 318 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,256 >> GIRAFFE, BACK TO GIRAFFE! >> Jimmy: I WENT TO MY GO‐TO 319 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:21,627 MOVE IN THAT ONE HE DOES DO A SPECIAL THING 320 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:22,495 OH, I FORGOT LEG UP, LEG UP, LEG UP. 321 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,831 >> OKAY, THANK YOU LEG UP, LEG UP 322 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:26,599 >> Jimmy: SHOES, KNEE, KNEE, LEG UP 323 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:33,773 HERE WE GO JOSEPH, YOU ARE UP 324 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:37,376 >> ALL RIGHT ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING 325 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:42,415 THROUGH 30 SET LIKES THE ONE ON MY SHOE ♪ 326 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:51,023 ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 327 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:55,094 >> ALWAYS THE BOOTY. WHEN IN DOUBT, BOOTY 328 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,697 >> Jimmy: WOO WEE! LET'S SEE WHO GOT CLOSER ON THAT 329 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,133 ONE. ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING 330 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:07,773 30 SETS LIKE THE ONES ON MY SHOE ♪ 331 00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,710 ♪ >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PART I 332 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:15,948 FORGOT [ LAUGHTER ] 333 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,018 >> Jimmy: SAD AND EMBARRASSING >> I'M GLAD I GOT MY BOOTY IN. 334 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,319 BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. 335 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,754 >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING WITH THE JUDGES 336 00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,055 JUDGES JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT 337 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,924 YEAH, YOU GOT THE WIN RIGHT THERE. 338 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,826 THAT WAS AMAZING JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT, YOU ARE 339 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,360 THE BEST MORE WITH JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT 340 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:35,968 AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 341 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:36,145 ♪ 342 00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:49,215 ♪ YOUR EYES DON'T BLINK ♪ 343 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:53,252 >> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN 344 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,654 THE NEW NETFLIX FILM "PROJECT POWER," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING 345 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:58,624 THIS FRIDAY. MAN, I LOVE THIS GUY 346 00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,025 HERE HE IS, JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT. 347 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,328 HEY, BUD >> HOW'S IT GOING? 348 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,863 >> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 349 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,298 AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THE TIKTOK DANCE CHALLENGE WITH ME 350 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:09,969 >> I WAS HONORED I WAS HONORED, THANK YOU 351 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:10,870 >> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE. 352 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:14,240 >> NO. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU TOOK A 353 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,542 BREAK FROM ACTING, AND YOU'RE NOW A DAD. 354 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,177 >> EXACTLY, MAN. YEAH 355 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,913 I FELT LUCKY I GOT TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF 356 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:23,315 AND HAVE I TWO BOYS. AND IT'S ‐‐ IT'S THE BEST. 357 00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,618 IT'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT 358 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,120 LOOK AT THE SMILE. >> IT'S SO TRUE. 359 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,856 >> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST THING. 360 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,359 I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THE PERFECT ‐‐ I ALWAYS SAW YOU 361 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,127 BEING A DAD. SO I THINK THAT'S GREAT. 362 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,630 >> THANKS. THAT'S ONE OF THE SWEETEST 363 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,833 THINGS YOU COULD SAY ABOUT A PERSON 364 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,435 I SAW YOU IN A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DADS THAT BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD 365 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:46,605 MADE ABOUT DADS. AND I WAS ‐‐ I'VE BEEN WANTING 366 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,574 TO TELL YOU THIS EVERY SINCE I SAW IT 367 00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:52,178 I SAW IT A FEW WEEKS AGO AND YOU WERE SAYING LIKE THE 368 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:57,082 QUESTION WAS WHAT IS A DAD, AND YOU WERE LIKE A DAD IS ‐‐ AND 369 00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:01,353 YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT WORD, AND YOU'RE, "A HERO. 370 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:04,323 AND I JUST ABOUT STARTED CRYING WHEN YOU SAID THAT. 371 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,561 >> Jimmy: I SAID THAT? >> THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ‐‐ I'M 372 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:12,431 SOMEONE'S DAD NOW. BECAUSE I REMEMBER LOOKING UP TO 373 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,500 MY DAD THAT EXACT SAME WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH 374 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,870 >> YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOT REALLY A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN 375 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:23,642 JUST GRAB THEM AND LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 376 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:26,178 >> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. AND I THINK THERE WILL PROBABLY 377 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,348 COME A CERTAIN AGE WHERE IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO GET THEM AND DO 378 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,084 THAT. >> RIGHT NOW I STILL CAN. 379 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,354 >> Jimmy: ME TOO HIT RECORD 380 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:40,926 I ALWAYS LOVE THAT YOU CREATED THIS BEFORE THERE WAS ANY KIND 381 00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:45,664 OF COLLAB GOING ON THE INTERNET. IT WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME, 382 00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:50,202 AND I LOVE THAT YOU MADE THAT AND I CHECK IT OUT ALL THE TIME. 383 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,171 >> YOU HAVE BEEN A SUPPORTER OF IT ALL THE TIME. 384 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:54,573 YOU HAVE BEEN AN EARLY CHAMPION OF THE COMMUNITY. 385 00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:58,077 >> Jimmy: THERE ARE SO MANY AWESOME, FUN, CREATIVE THINGS. 386 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:01,380 AND ON THE SITE IT HAS SOME CREATIVE PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE TO 387 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,781 SEE AND SEE HOW THAT CAN INSPIRE SOMETHING. 388 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:06,518 AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KIND OF FUN IF MAYBE YOU COULD ANSWER 389 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,720 SOME OF THE PROMPTS WE'VE GOTTEN FROM THE WEBSITE. 390 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,688 >> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND SEE WHAT YOUR 391 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:10,656 ANSWER WOULD BE. >> YEAH, SURE. 392 00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:14,059 >> Jimmy: THESE ARE TRICKY, BY THE WAY. 393 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,328 THESE ARE GREAT. QUESTIONS. 394 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,531 YOU CAN ONLY BRING ONE ALBUM TO A DESERTED ISLAND AND HAVE TO 395 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:23,135 LISTEN TO IT ON LOOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 396 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:28,307 WHAT ARE YOU PICKING >> I MEAN, LISTEN TO ANY ALBUM 397 00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:29,575 ON LOOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 398 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,177 >> Jimmy: IT IS TRICKY. >> IT'S PROBABLY "THE POINT" BY 399 00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,613 HARRY NIELSEN. >> Jimmy: WHAT 400 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:41,687 >> DO YOU KNOW THAT RECORD >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO NIELSEN 401 00:23:41,687 --> 00:23:44,890 SCHMILSEN HARRY NIELSEN. THE POINT, ME AND MY ARROW. 402 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,393 >> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: TROUBLES 403 00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,461 ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE BLEW MY MIND. 404 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:53,432 I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW YOUR ANSWER 405 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,235 LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, PLEASE >> YEAH. 406 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,870 >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS ASTRONAUT THINKING 407 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:59,638 >> SHE'S GOT HER HELMET ON SO SHE CAN'T BREATHE THE AIR 408 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:01,607 ANYMORE. I'M GOING DARK WITH THIS 409 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:03,776 SHE CAN'T BREATHE IF AIR ANYMORE. 410 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,210 THE AIR IS NOT HEALTHY TO BREATHE. 411 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:09,148 SHE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE SHE IS TRYING TO WRITE DOWN HER 412 00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:14,286 MEMOIR, AND SHE HATES IT SO SHE IS THROWING IT ON THE GROUND. 413 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:19,858 >> THING PICTURE WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AND SHE IS WHEN IS THE NEW 414 00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,260 SEASON OF "OZARK"? I NEED SOMETHING 415 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,663 LET'S GO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. 416 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,766 I SAW IT WE HAD JAMIE FOXX ON THE SHOW. 417 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:31,337 IT'S CALLED "PROJECT POWER." BASICALLY, THE IDEA IS THERE 418 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,839 MIGHT BE A NEW DRUG ON THE PLANET OR PILL THAT YOU TAKE, 419 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:38,344 AND YOU BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL ‐‐ YOU HAVE SECRET 420 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,979 SUPER POWERS FOR FIVE MINUTES. >> YEAH. 421 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,381 AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING GET. 422 00:24:42,381 --> 00:24:43,449 THE PILL MIGHT GIVE YOU SOMETHING GOOD 423 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,318 IT'S DIFFERENT FOR EVERYBODY IT MIGHT GIVE YOU SOMETHING BAD, 424 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,821 IT MIGHT KILL YOU. IT'S AN ENTERTAINING PREMISE. 425 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,991 >> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT PREMISE FOR A MOVIE. 426 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,859 AND I LOVE DOMINIQUE FISHBACK. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER. 427 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,694 >> YES >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ‐‐ 428 00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,563 >> I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU BROUGHT HER UP 429 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,898 SHE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS MOVIE. 430 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:04,003 AND I'M A HUGE JAMIE FOXX FAN, LOVED HIM EVER SINCE "IN LIVING 431 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:08,073 COLOR," EVERYTHING BUT DOMINIQUE FISHBACK 432 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:13,312 ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO LOVES MOVIES, ACTORS, ACTING, SHE IS 433 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:14,179 AN UP AND COMING NEW BRILLIANT TALENT 434 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,048 DOMINIQUE FISHBACK I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HER 435 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:19,218 COLLABORATOR, HER FRIEND SHE IS SO GOOD. 436 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:23,022 >> Jimmy: JAMIE FOXX, FOR ME, HE CAN DO NO WRONG. 437 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:26,525 BOTH YOU HAVE GUYS TOGETHER. I HEARD THAT WHEN HE DOES A 438 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,494 MOVIE; HE HAS ENTRANCE MUSIC ON A SET. 439 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:31,563 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HE ‐‐ THAT'S TRUE, ACTUALLY. 440 00:25:31,563 --> 00:25:32,464 >> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. 441 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:34,600 >> HE DOES I LISTEN TO MUSIC ON ASSET LOT 442 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,602 TOO. IT'S USEFUL WHEN YOU'RE TRYING 443 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:40,639 TO ACT AND CONCENTRATE I PUT IN HEADPHONES, THOUGH. 444 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:42,708 JAMIE DOESN'T COME WITH HEADPHONES 445 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:48,380 JAMIE COMES TO SET WITH A BACKPACK WITH A BUILT‐IN MASSIVE 446 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,683 SPEAKER JUST BUMPING HIS MUSIC, WHATEVER HE IS PLAYING 447 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,519 AND HE PLAYS A WIDE VARIETY OF MUSIC. 448 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,155 BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL BECAUSE HE IS BRINGING EVERYBODY 449 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,457 INTO HIS CREATIVE PROCESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 450 00:25:58,457 --> 00:26:01,727 INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE I'M FOCUSED, DON'T TALK TO ME, HE IS 451 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:04,897 EVERYBODY ON THE CREW, FEEL THIS WITH ME! 452 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:05,931 AND IT REALLY LIVENS EVERYBODY UP 453 00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,766 JAMIE IS BRILLIANT I LOVE HIM. 454 00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:10,469 >> Jimmy: I GOT TO GET ONE OF THOSE BACK PACKS 455 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,771 IT'S LIKE A BOOK PACK. YEAH 456 00:26:12,771 --> 00:26:15,274 >> HE PULLS IT OFF REALLY WELL IT MIGHT PLAY A LITTLE 457 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,577 DIFFERENTLY ON YOU I'M JUST SAYING. 458 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,313 LIKE I LOVE YOU, JIMMY IT MIGHT ‐‐ 459 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:25,884 >> Jimmy: NO, BUT I'LL BE WALKING IN PLAYING HARRY 460 00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:29,621 NIELSEN, CRANKING IT UP. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP 461 00:26:29,621 --> 00:26:31,690 HERE IS JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT IN "PROJECT POWER." 462 00:26:31,690 --> 00:26:34,760 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ON NETFLIX >> ON YOUR KNEES, HANDS BEHIND 463 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,395 YOUR HEAD. NOPD 464 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,162 SEE, WE HAVE A LADY HERE AS WELL 465 00:26:37,162 --> 00:26:39,798 YOU TOO, MA'AM HANDS, VERY GOOD 466 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:43,502 THANK YOU. NOW HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING 467 00:26:43,502 --> 00:26:46,438 TONIGHT? YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT, 468 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:50,709 YOUNG MAN? YOU EVER TAKEN ONE OF THOSE 469 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,312 BEFORE YOU HAVEN'T, I CAN TELL. 470 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,715 I BET YOU HEARD IT CAN MAKE YOU FAST, MAKE YOU STRONG, MAKE THIS 471 00:26:56,715 --> 00:27:00,652 A FAIR FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH I GOT A GUN POINTED AT YOUR FACE 472 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:02,721 BUT THAT'S ONLY IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A GOOD POWER. 473 00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:04,690 NOT EVERYBODY DOES SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT AND JUST 474 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:08,427 BLOW UP. >> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS 475 00:27:08,427 --> 00:27:10,829 ANYMORE, MAN. >> SHUT . 476 00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:14,233 >> SO THE QUESTION, WHAT'S YOUR POWER? 477 00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,602 >> MIGHT BE GOOD, MIGHT BE BAD NOBODY NOSE. 478 00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,137 >> TAKE THE PILL, TOMMY. >> TAKE IT 479 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,874 GO AHEAD I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS 480 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:24,376 >> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT, HOPEFULLY WE GET TO SEE EACH 481 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,880 OTHER IN PERSON SOON "PROJECT POWER" BEGINS STREAMING 482 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,848 THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX HUG THAT FAMILY, BUDDY 483 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,583 I LOVE YOU. >> I WILL MAN. 484 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,684 THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE YOU 485 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:33,619 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PAULA PELL, EVERYONE 486 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:38,590 STICK AROUND ♪ 487 00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:41,860 ♪ WE OBVIOUSLY NEED TO TONE IT DOWN A BIT, RUN AROUND TOWN LIKE 488 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:42,185 A COUNTERFEIT ♪ 489 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:56,008 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN 490 00:27:56,008 --> 00:28:00,145 EMMY WINNING WRITER AND A VERY FUNNY ACTOR WHO WROTE AND STARS 491 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:02,114 IN THE NEW SHOW "MAPLEWORTH MURDERS," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW 492 00:28:02,114 --> 00:28:05,617 ON QUIBI HERE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST 493 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:11,290 PEOPLE I KNOW, PAULA PELL! OH, I LOVE YOU, PAULA PELL 494 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,825 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE SHOW 495 00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,762 I RECENTLY ZOOMED WITH YOU, AND I GOT ‐‐ I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO 496 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,631 SEE YOUR PARENTS ARE THEY STILL VISITING? 497 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:22,668 >> YOU KNOW, THEY LEFT PRETTY FAST 498 00:28:22,668 --> 00:28:25,837 I KEPT THEM HERE UNDER LOCK AND KEY FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS, AND 499 00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:27,606 THEN THEY WERE I THINK WE'RE GOOD 500 00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:31,410 I THINK WE'RE GOOD TO GO HOME. AND I TOOK THEM HOME AND THEY 501 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:36,148 GOT A NEW DOG AND THEY'RE SO MADLY IN LOVE WITH THEIR NEW 502 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,183 BAGGILE THAT THEY REALLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME 503 00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:41,153 >> YOUR MOM SAID TO ME, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. 504 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:43,121 >> OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: I WATCH EVERY NIGHT. 505 00:28:43,121 --> 00:28:46,925 YOU'RE LIKE MY SLEEPING PILL. >> IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. 506 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,460 IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR IN THE SACK FROM SOMEONE TOO, YOU 507 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,862 KNOW WHAT I MEAN A ONE‐NIGHT STAND. 508 00:28:50,862 --> 00:28:54,499 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE MY AMBIEN BECAUSE YOU 509 00:28:54,499 --> 00:28:56,668 STARTED TALKING ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR CAREER 510 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:59,071 AND STUFF AND I WAS OUT. >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS DID BITS AND 511 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,607 STUFF TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST BIT 512 00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,543 THAT YOU EVER DID IN YOUR LIFE >> YES, ONE OF THE FIRST BITS I 513 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:08,814 EVER DID WAS IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, I HAD A BEAGLE PUPPY, 514 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:14,486 AND I USED TO DO AN INFOMERCIAL FOR BEAGLEMATIC AND IT WAS SORT 515 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:18,323 OF A DAN AYKROYD LIKE BASSMATIC BUT IT WAS A BEAGLEMATIC WHERE I 516 00:29:18,323 --> 00:29:21,260 WOULD PUT FOOD ON THE FLOOR AND I WOULD VACUUM 517 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,996 MY BEAGLE IS WAY TOO FAT NOW FOR ME TO DO IT. 518 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:26,198 I CAN'T HOLD HIM UP. IT'S A DIFFERENT BEAGLE, ANOTHER 519 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,934 GENERATION SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU IT WITH 520 00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:34,473 MY POODLE MIX. AND I HOPE HE ‐‐ I HOPE HE IS 521 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:36,575 CONSENSUAL IN WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO 522 00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:41,046 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SURE HE IS SO THIS IS THE BEAGLEMATIC. 523 00:29:41,046 --> 00:29:47,052 >> ARE YOU EVER ON THE WAY TO FEED YOUR CHILDREN CEREAL AND 524 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,121 YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL RIDING THE AMBIEN 525 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:55,160 YOU TOOK LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOUR KIDS WERE BRATS? 526 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,229 WELL, YOU CAN USE A POODLEMATIC. UH‐OH, UH‐OH 527 00:29:57,229 --> 00:30:02,267 I SPILLED ‐‐ I SPILLED SOME CEREAL 528 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:06,738 I'M GOING TO USE THIS POODLEMATIC. 529 00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:10,475 IT'S GOT THREE SPEEDS. IT'S GOT. 530 00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,243 >> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOODNESS 531 00:30:11,243 --> 00:30:14,413 WOW. THAT IS A GOOD BIT 532 00:30:14,413 --> 00:30:17,916 COME ON. THE POODLEMATIC. 533 00:30:17,916 --> 00:30:20,852 >> AND I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WATCHING, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT 534 00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:25,991 TO YOUR DOG IF THEY HAVE A NERVOUS DISORDER OR SOMETHING. 535 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:29,928 HE IS A REAL EASY GOING GUY. I WOULD BE LIABLE FOR A BIG BITE 536 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:32,798 IN YOUR FACE IF YOU'RE GOING TO SWING AROUND BECAUSE YOUR HANDS 537 00:30:32,798 --> 00:30:37,369 ARE VERY CLOSE TO THEIR B‐HOLE. >> Jimmy: BEAGLE 538 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:40,739 >> YOUR B‐HOLE, NOT YOUR BEAGLE. >> Jimmy: IS THAT GARY 539 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:43,909 >> BEAGLE B‐HOLE IT WAS ON "THREE'S COMPANY", THE 540 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:47,846 REGAL BEAGLE. >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT CALLED THE 541 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:55,520 BEAGLE B‐HOLE. IT WAS CALLED THE REGAL BEAGLE 542 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:59,558 PAULA, I SAW THAT YOU HAVE A LIP‐SYNCHING BIT, BECAUSE WE'VE 543 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,494 DONE LIP‐SYNCHING ON THE SHOW TOGETHER. 544 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:04,463 >> I LOVE ALL YOUR LIP‐SYNCHS SO MUCH 545 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,232 I WANTED TO PUT A LITTLE SPIN ON IT 546 00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:10,469 THIS ACTUALLY ORIGINATED WHEN I USED TO DO MUSICAL THEATER 547 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:14,740 WHEN EVER THERE WAS A SONG THAT I WASN'T IN THE PLAY, I WOULD 548 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:17,476 LIP‐SYNCH IN THIS MANNER BACKSTAGE. 549 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,212 SO THIS IS A LITTLE LIP‐SYNCH, AND THAT IS AN HOMAGE TO 550 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:26,017 QUESTLOVE BECAUSE HE IS PLAYING THE DRUMS ON THIS TRACK, WHICH 551 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,853 IS "YOU DON'T KNOW" BY JILL SCOTT. 552 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:34,960 >> Jimmy: AH‐HA. >> LET ME MOVE THIS DOWN 553 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:39,798 ♪ DID YOU EVER GIVE UP ♪ [ LAUGHTER ] 554 00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:56,047 >> Jimmy: STOP IT, OH, MY GOSH ♪ JUST TO HAVE HIM ♪ 555 00:31:56,047 --> 00:32:01,420 ♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING, YOU DON'T 556 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:07,225 KNOW NOTHING YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE ♪ 557 00:32:07,225 --> 00:32:09,995 >> Jimmy: REALLY INTO IT. >> REALLY MELTS INTO HER 558 00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:12,164 SADNESS. >> Jimmy: GOSH, THAT IS SO GOOD, 559 00:32:12,164 --> 00:32:14,366 MAN. I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT "MAPLEWORTH 560 00:32:14,366 --> 00:32:17,169 MURDERS. IT'S ON QUIBI, BECAUSE I WANT 561 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:19,137 EVERYONE TO CHECK THIS OUT YOU ROW REST LEASE THREE 562 00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:25,911 EPISODES ON MONDAY AND IT IS A TAKE ON KIND OF A 563 00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:28,747 "MURDER SHE WROTE" KIND OF THING. 564 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:34,119 >> IT'S LIKE "MURDER SHE WROTE", JESSICA FLETCHER, BBC, THOSE 565 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,555 OLDER SLEUTHY LADIES EXCEPT I'M GAY AND I HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF 566 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:39,124 DOGS AND JOHN LUTZ IS THE ONE THAT 567 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:42,961 CAME UP WITH THE IDEA. AND HE PLAYS THE DEPUTY WHO IS 568 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,596 VERY BARNEY FIVESQUE, AND HE IS SO FUNNY. 569 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:52,904 >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THE GUEST STARS IN THIS, MAYA RUDOLPH, 570 00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:54,573 FRED ARMISEN, TERRY CRUZ, TINA FEY. 571 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:58,376 >> ANDY SAMBERG. >> Jimmy: CHRIS PARNELL. 572 00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:03,415 >> AND JB IS THE POLICE CHIEF AND HE IS UNGODLY FUNNY. 573 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:07,219 AND HALEY PLAYS MY NIECE WE WATCHED SO MANY "MURDER SHE 574 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:11,389 WROTES" AND JESSICA ALWAYS HAD A NIECE IN EVERY TOWN. 575 00:33:11,389 --> 00:33:13,358 I'M GOING TO CLEVELAND TO SEE MY NIECE. 576 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:18,497 HOW MANY SIBLINGS DID SHE HAVE SHE HAS SO MANY NIECES 577 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,599 BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN MAKING IT 578 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,901 AND THIS WORLD NEEDS SOME LAUGHTER 579 00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:26,571 SO PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH IT YOU'LL ‐‐ THERE MAY BE ‐‐ I'M 580 00:33:26,571 --> 00:33:30,509 JUST GOING TO TEASE. THERE MIGHT BE SOME TASTEFUL 581 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,144 NUDITY IN IT AND SO JUST, YOU KNOW, WAIT THAT 582 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,981 OUT. BUT THERE IS JUST SOME REALLY, 583 00:33:35,981 --> 00:33:38,917 REALLY FUNNY EPISODES. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 584 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,385 EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE SHOW. HERE IS PAULA PELL IN 585 00:33:40,385 --> 00:33:46,258 "MAPLEWORTH MURDERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 586 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:49,427 >> EVERY HAS ITS SHARE OF INTERESTING CHARACTERS 587 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:52,030 OH [ BLEEP ] PAIGE WELLINGTON IS HERE 588 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:57,068 SHE IS THE EDITOR OF THE TOWN PAPER, THE BIWEEKLY MONTHLY, AND 589 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:57,903 SHE IS A REAL PAIN IN THE PUCKER HOLE 590 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:01,273 HEY! >> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL POLYESTER 591 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,308 GET‐UP. >> WHAT LOVELY COLORLESS NECK 592 00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,277 BALLS. >> NICE WIG. 593 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,445 >> I'M HEIDI I'M A NIECE. 594 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:11,283 >> CUTE. I'D LEAVE THE PARTY BUT I'M 595 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:12,284 DOING A STORY ON JULIET. >> I'M SURE IT WILL BE 596 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:17,856 INTERESTING. SHE WRITES NONFICTION. 597 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:22,661 >> IT'S BETTER THAN A BOOK FULL OF NAUGHTY MADE‐UP WORD GARBAGE. 598 00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:26,631 >> MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? IT'S ACT CRAD. 599 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:30,535 >> MAKING MY EYES WATER. >> PAIGE 600 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:31,303 WHO RAISED YOU >> I DIDN'T DO IT. 601 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,371 >> Jimmy: COME ON. AND THIS IS RELEASED EVERY 602 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:36,875 MONDAY >> EVERY MONDAY, THREE EPISODES, 603 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,276 WHICH IS A WHOLE STORY IN ITSELF 604 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:42,013 SO YOU WATCH IN THREE. IT'S SO FUN. 605 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:43,515 >> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT. PAULA PELL, WHAT A PLEASURE AND 606 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:46,585 AN HONOR I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME ON 607 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:48,653 THAT JUST MADE MY WHOLE YEAR IT'S SO FUNNY. 608 00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:51,723 >> I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. >> Jimmy: ME TOO. 609 00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:53,358 >> KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY 610 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:54,492 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM JESSIE REYEZ, 611 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,729 EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND 612 00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:05,376 ♪ 613 00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:31,496 ♪ LOVE YOU IN THE WORST WAY YOU KNOCK ME DOWN LIKE 614 00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:33,398 A HEAVYWEIGHT MM‐MM ♪ ♪ WE FELL IN LOVE 615 00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:36,434 GOT A KO OH NO TOO DAMN YOUNG ♪ 616 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:39,904 ♪ SO WE BROKE UP NO G SO MUCH FOR 617 00:35:39,904 --> 00:35:41,573 WEDDING DATE HA ♪ ♪ I KNOW NOBODY GET 618 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,541 OUTTA LOVE ALIVE WE EITHER BREAK UP 619 00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:45,176 WHEN WE'RE YOUNG ♪ ♪ OR WE SAY GOODBYE 620 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:47,012 WHEN WE DIE ♪ ♪ FOR A MOMENT AT 621 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,546 LEAST I KNOW YOU WERE MINE AN 622 00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:51,282 IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ BUT WINTER COMES AN 623 00:35:51,282 --> 00:35:58,623 ROSES DON'T SURVIV IT'S GETTIN' LAT 624 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,458 AND I SHOULD GO ♪ ♪ BUT I WANNA HOLD YA 625 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:09,868 LIKE IT'S JUNE IN THE WEST END ♪ 626 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,905 ♪ BACK WHEN YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEN 627 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:18,843 BEFORE LOV CAME TO KILL US ♪ 628 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:24,182 ♪ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT I CAN' 629 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:28,553 LEARN MY LESSON ♪ ♪ I MISS WHEN YOU 630 00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:34,125 WERE MY BEST FRIEN BEFORE LOV 631 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:38,496 CAME TO KILL US ♪ ♪ SO UNDER THE MASK 632 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:42,600 OF THE MOO COULD WE DANCE 633 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:51,743 IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BEFORE LOVE 634 00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:55,880 BEFORE LOV CAME TO KILL US ♪ 635 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:04,322 ♪ ♪ LIFE'S GOOD AND 636 00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:07,358 I'M GETTIN' PAID BUT I THINK ABOUT YO 637 00:37:07,358 --> 00:37:13,732 EVERYDAY STILL ♪ ♪ WHEN I MISS YOU I MEDICAT 638 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,334 POUR UP DRINK DRIN TEARS COME OUT 639 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:21,039 LIKE A RENEGADE AH ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE NOBODY GET 640 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:23,541 OUT OF LOVE ALIV WE EITHER BREAK UP 641 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,176 WHEN WE'RE YOUNG ♪ ♪ OR WE SAY GOODBYE 642 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:28,680 WHEN WE DIE ♪ ♪ FOR A MOMENT AT 643 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,548 LEAST I KNOW YOU WERE MINE AN 644 00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,951 IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ BUT WINTER COMES AN 645 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:39,724 ROSES DON'T SURVIV IT'S GETTIN' LAT 646 00:37:39,724 --> 00:37:47,532 AND I SHOULD GO ♪ ♪ BUT I WANNA HOLD YA 647 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:53,271 LIKE IT'S JUNE IN THE WEST END ♪ 648 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:57,976 ♪ BACK WHEN YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEN 649 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:01,579 BEFORE LOV CAME TO KILL US ♪ 650 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:06,851 ♪ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT I CAN' 651 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:12,190 LEARN MY LESSON ♪ ♪ I MISS WHEN YOU 652 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:16,995 WERE MY BEST FRIEN BEFORE LOV 653 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:21,833 CAME TO KILL US ♪ ♪ SO UNDER THE MASK 654 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:26,304 OF THE MOO COULD WE DANCE 655 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:37,448 IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BEFORE LOVE 656 00:38:37,448 --> 00:38:41,586 UNDER THE MASK OF THE MOO 657 00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:53,531 COULD WE DANCE IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BEFORE LOVE 658 00:38:53,531 --> 00:39:02,373 BEFORE LOV BEFORE LOV 659 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:08,713 CAME TO KILL US ♪ ♪ 660 00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:24,996 ♪ OOH OOH ♪ ♪ 661 00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:27,700 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JESSIE REYEZ 662 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,587 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY 663 00:39:28,587 --> 00:39:29,445 ♪ 664 00:39:48,904 --> 00:40:02,201 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 665 00:40:02,201 --> 00:40:03,869 FOR WATCHING PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE 666 00:40:03,869 --> 00:40:05,170 WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE, WE'LL SEE YOU 667 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,372 TOMORROW GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 668 00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:53,385 ♪ ♪ 56208

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