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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S

"THE TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON

TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT,

PAULA PELL, MUSICAL GUEST JESSIE REYEZ, AND FEATURING THE

LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE IS YOUR HOST, JIMMY

FALLON ♪

>> DO IT ♪

>> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN.

WELCOME TO "THE TONIGHT SHOW." MY NAME IS JIMMY FALLON AND

THESE ARE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE. LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND JOKES.

WELL, GUYS, EVERYONE IS STILL BUZZING ABOUT JOE BIDEN PICKING

KAMALA HARRIS AS HIS RUNNING MATE

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DIDN'T WASTE ANY TIME HITTING THE CAMPAIGN

TRAIL. >> TONIGHT THE NEW 2020

DEMOCRATIC TICKET MAKING ITS DEBUT.

JOE BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS APPEARING TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST

TIME SINCE SHE WAS SELECTED AS HIS RUNNING MATE

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT BIDEN AND HARRIS SHARED THE

STAGE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE DEBATE

YOU CAN TELL BIDEN HASN'T FORGOTTEN BECAUSE WHEN HARRIS

WENT IN FOR A HANDSHAKE, HE FLINCHED

YEP, BIDEN AND HARRIS APPEARED A AT HIGH SCHOOL IN DELAWARE

AS SOON AS HE HEARD THAT, TRUMP WAS I'M CLOSING ALL SCHOOLS

IMMEDIATELY. TODAY'S EVENT WAS IN WILMINGTON,

DELAWARE, WHICH IS TIMELY, BECAUSE THE CITY'S OFFICIAL

MOTTO IS ACTUALLY "WILMINGTON, THE ZOOM MEETING ROOM OF

CITIES." AS OF RIGHT NOW, BIDEN AND

HARRIS ARE UP BY 10 POINTS ON TRUMP AND PENCE.

JUST TO RUB IT IN, AT THE END OF THEIR

THEIR EVENT, THEY BOTH MOON WALKED DOWN THE RAMP

OF COURSE, TRUMP COULDN'T WAIT TO WEIGH IN.

HERE'S WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT HARRIS AT A PRESS CONFERENCE

LAST NIGHT. >> SHE WAS VERY, VERY NASTY.

SHE WAS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO JOE BIDEN, AND IT'S HARD TO PICK

SOMEBODY THAT'S THAT DISRESPECTFUL.

>> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY FOR HARRIS, IF YOU WANT WELL WISHES

FROM TRUMP, YOU GOT TO BE IN PRISON

MEANWHILE, IN A NEW ATTACK AD, THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN HAS ALREADY

LABELED THEM "SLOW JOE" AND PHONY KAMALA."

AND IF YOU HAVE A SLOW AND PHONY JOKE THAT DOESN'T END WITH THOSE

USED TO BE TRUMP'S NICKNAMES FOR ERIC AND DON JR., WRITE TO US AT

"THE TONIGHT SHOW" WRITERS, 30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA, NEW YORK, NEW

YORK, 10112. SPEAKING TO A CROWD IN ARIZONA

YESTERDAY, MIKE PENCE WELCOMED HARRIS TO THE RACE

LISTEN TO THIS >> LET ME TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO WELCOME HER TO THE RACE YOU ALL MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT

THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS GOING TO BE HELD ON OCTOBER 7th

IN UTAH. SO MY MESSAGE TO THE DEMOCRATIC

CANDIDATE FOR VICE PRESIDENT, CONGRATULATIONS.

I'LL SEE YOU IN SALT LAKE CITY [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S THE FIRST TIME A GUY HAS TRIED

TO INTIMIDATE SOMEONE WITH THE PHRASE "I'LL SEE YOU IN SALT

LAKE CITY. EVER HEAR JOKER TELL BATMAN

WE'RE GOING SETTLE THIS IN SALT LAKE

MY JOKER SOUNDS LIKE RICHARD DREYFUSS

AND WE'RE GOING TO SETTLE THIS IN SALT LAKE

MR. ‐‐ WAIT, HONG DID YOU WORK ON THAT?

>> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THE JOKER SOUNDED LIKE

I DON'T KNOW AND WE'LL SETTLE THIS IN SALT

LAKE [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: NO THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE IS

IN UTAH? MAN, TALK ABOUT A HOME FIELD

ADVANTAGE FOR PENCE, HUH THAT'S A LUCKY BREAK

IT'S LIKE HE IS BEING CALLED BACK TO THE WHITE MOTHER SHIP.

FEELS LIKE THE ELECTION IS REALLY STARTED NOW THAT JOE

BIDEN AND KAMALA HARRIS HAVE HIT THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL TOGETHER.

WELL, I GUESS TO COMPETE WITH ALL THE ATTENTION THEIR

APPEARANCE WAS GETTING, TRUMP HELD HIS OWN ADDRESS

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. >> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO THIS

VERY EXCITING. EVERYONE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT

THIS LOOK AT MIKE PENCE

HE IS VERY EXCITED EVERYONE IS EXCITED.

ME AND MIKE ARE IN THE LEAD, AND I'M BEING TOLD THAT'S A GOOD

THING. IT'S A VERY GOOD THING

MIKE'S GOT WHAT IT TAKES KAMALA, THOUGH, KAMALA DIDN'T DO

WELL IN THE PRIMARY, AS WE ALL REMEMBER

IN FACT, SHE WAS DESTROYED BY THE MUCH FIERCER CANDIDATE I

WOULDN'T WANT TO GO UP AGAINST, JOE BIDEN.

HE WAS VERY GOOD AGAINST HER, VERY GOOD.

BUT JOE BIDEN IS VERY WEAK AND LOOK, ANYONE CAN TAKE HIM DOWN

KAMALA COULD TAKE HIM DOWN SHE DID VERY WELL AGAINST HIM IN

THE DEBATES. IT'S TRUE.

MIKE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT THERE.

WE'RE CAMPAIGNING EVERYWHERE, FROM YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK TO

THE BANKS OF THE MIGHTY MISS

MISS‐PEEPEE RIVER. TO ALL THE CANYONS, GRAND

CANYON, GRAND CAYMEN, ALL THE CANYONS AND THE CRAYONS.

PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN CRAYONS LIKE

THIS LOOK AT THE COLORS

INDIGO AND MAIZE DO THEY STILL HAVE MAIZE

I ALWAYS THOUGHT PERIWINKLE WAS A NONCHOICE.

I WOULD HAVE CALLED IT LIGHT PURPLE

LURPLE LURPLE

CAN WE LOOK INTO LURPLE? MIKE'S GOING TO LOOK INTO

LURPLE YOU ALL GET LURPLE WITH KAMAL

WILL, FOLKS. UNFAIR, NASTY, SLEEPY, PHONY,

UNFAIR, SLEEPY, PHONY. BUT WE'RE GOING WIN EVERY STATE

IN NOVEMBER ‐‐ CALIFORNIA, NEW YORK, BEAUTIFUL THIGH‐LAND, I

LOVE THIGH‐LAND. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAPITAL,

EARMUFFS BANGKOK.

I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR "BANGKOK."

FOLKS, THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ME I THINK IT'S TIME WE HEAR FROM

THE MAN HIMSELF. MIKE, THE FLOOR IS YOURS

>> Jimmy: I HOPE HE IS OKAY. YEAH, TRUMP IS EVERYWHERE.

LAST NIGHT HE CALLED IN TO FOX NEWS TO CHAT WITH SEAN HANNITY

AT ONE POINT HE STARTED COMPLAINING ABOUT MAIL‐IN

VOTING HERE IS WHAT HE SAYING.

>> THIS WHOLE THING WITH A MAIL‐IN BALLOT, IT'S A RIGGED

ELECTION WAITING TO HAPPEN AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

YOU CAN'T SEND OUT 60 MILLION MAIL‐IN BALLOTS.

PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GRAB BATCHES OF THEM, AND YOU TALK ABOUT

CHINA AND RUSSIA, THEY'LL BE GRABBING PLENTY OF THEM.

>> Jimmy: USUALLY WHEN AN OLD MAN STARTS ACCUSING PEOPLE OF

STEALING THE MAIL, IT'S TIME TO PUT GRANDPA DOWN FOR HIS NAP

I GUESS THREE MONTHS FROM NOW, RUSSIANS WILL BE LIKE UGH, SO

MANY POTTERY BARN CATALOGS WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING

OH, THAT'S A GOOD DEAL TRUMP TURNED INTO THAT GUY WHO

CALLS INTO A SPORTS RADIO SHOW EVERY MORNING AND THE HOST CAN'T

GET HIM ON THE LINE. ALL RIGHT, OKAY, CHUCK, OKAY

WE GOT TO TAKE ANOTHER CALL. HEY, FOCUS ON DRIVING, CHUCK

WELL, GUYS, ONE OF THE BIG THINGS EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT

RIGHT NOW IS REOPENING OF SCHOOLS.

AND I HEARD THAT CONTACT TRACING WILL BE A BIG PART OF REDUCING

COVID IN CLASSROOMS. HERE TO COMMENT IS EASTRIDGE

COUNTY EIGHTH GRADER RILEY SPELLMAN

HI, RILEY. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE

SO YOU'RE STARTING UP SCHOOL IN THE FALL

DO YOU THINK CONTACT TRACING WILL ACTUALLY WORK

>> OH, FOR SURE, JIMMY I'M NOT WORRIED.

>> Jimmy: OKAY I GOT IT

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN IF WE PRACTICED MAYBE A LITTLE RIGHT

NOW. SO RILEY, OTHER THAN YOUR

FAMILY, CAN YOU TELL US WHO YOU'VE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH IN

THE LAST WEEK? >> NO ONE.

JUST MY FAMILY >> Jimmy: REALLY

THAT'S GREAT I GUESS THAT SHOWS HOW EASY ‐‐

>> OH, ASHLEY ANNE >> Jimmy: ASHLEY M.

>> WAIT, SHE DOESN'T COUNT SHE IS MY BFF, SO SHE IS

BASICALLY LIKE FAMILY. >> Jimmy: TECHNICALLY, SHE'S NOT

FAMILY, BUT THAT'S FINE. SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO FOR CONTACT

TRACING IS CALL ASHLEY M. AND WE'D BE GOOD.

>> ALTHOUGH I SAW ASHLEY M. SAID SHE GOD FROYO WITH BRIAN L

AND HE SAW M. R., NOT THE ONE FROM OUR SCHOOL, THE ONE FROM

SOUTH BROOK MIDDLE BECAUSE THEY DID A TIKTOK

AND IT WAS CRINGE. PLUS, M. L. WENT TO THE PARK WITH

COOPER I MEAN, THEY WORE MASK, OBVS

BUT COOPER DOES THIS REALLY FUNNY THING WHERE HE PUTS HIS

MASK OVER HIS CHEST LIKE A BRA SO I THINK THAT COUNTS AS

CONTACT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT DEFINITELY

DOES COUNT THAT IT RIGHT THERE?

>> YES ACTUALLY, NO, BECAUSE COOPER AND

KYLIE FOR SURE HUNG OUT BUT TOLD ME SHE WANTS TO GET WITH HIM

BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS PROBLEM IS KYLIE IS STILL DATING

DUSTIN WHOSE BROTHER REICHS COLE.

>> WHAT? >> AND SO DUSTIN IS STUPID THAT

KYLIE WANTS COOPER ANY WAY, I'M SURE NONE OF THIS

MATTERS. SORRY FOR THE OVERLOAD

>> Jimmy: ACTUALLY, ALL OF THIS MATTER, RILEY, BECAUSE THIS IS

WHAT CONTACT TRACING IS. >> OH.

WELL, YEAH, THIS WILL NEVER WORK

>> Jimmy: RILEY SPELLMAN, EVERYONE

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER. IT STILL COUNTS.

LET'S GET TO SOME BUSINESS NEWS. I SAW BURGER KING IS MAKING FACE

MASKS WITH ORDERS PRINTED ON THEM SO CUSTOMERS DON'T HAVE TO

SPEAK. CHECK THIS

LOOK AT THESE. THAT'S THE ORDER RIGHT THERE

MAYBE BURGER KING IS ON TO SOMETHING.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T QUITE WORK AS WELL AT CVS.

HEMORRHOID CREAM AND WART REMOVER.

AND FINALLY, THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY.

A TENNESSEE WOMAN RECEIVED HER DRIVER'S LICENSE WITH JUST A

PICTURE OF AN EMPTY CHAIR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

MEANWHILE, THE CHAIR SAW THE PHOTO AND WAS DAMN IT, I

BLINKED! THE GOOD NEWS IS IF SHE GETS

PULLED OVER SHE CAN DITCH THE CAR AND LEAVE HER LICENSE ON THE

SEAT WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT, EVERYBODY HE STARS IN THE NEW NETFLIX FILM

"PROJECT POWER." JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT IS HERE

PLUS SHE WROTE AND STARS IN THE NEW SHOW "MAPLEWORTH MURDERS" ON

QUIBI. THE VERY, VERY FUNNY PAULA PELL

IS HERE. ALWAYS DELIVERS.

AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM JESSIE REYEZ, EVERYONE

THAT'S A SHOW RIGHT THERE. HEY, AS YOU KNOW, EVERY WEEK WE

LIKE TO BRING YOU SOME UPLIFTING CREATIVE VIDEOS, WHETHER THEY

COME FROM QUARANTINE OR JUST STUFF AROUND THE COUNTRY

IT IS TIME FOR "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEDNESDAY.

♪ WEDNESDAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WEDNESDAY ♪

>> Jimmy: FIRST UP, THIS FAMILY GOT SO BORED IN QUARANTINE THAT

THEY INVENTED A NEW GAME WITH TUPPERWARE AND AN EGG.

THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD GAME RIGHT THERE.

ALSO, THAT'S HOW I MAKE BREAKFAST IN THE MORNING

CAN I GET A WA‐WA? PERFECT.

NEXT THIS GUY FILMED HIS REACTION TO A COOKING VIDEO.

WATCH ALL THE WAY THROUGH. CHECK THIS OUT

>> LET'S MAKE SOME DINNER FOR THE KIDS

FROM LAST NIGHT WHEN WE HAD CHICKEN.

>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE CLEAN ‐‐ >> THESE ARE SCRAPS.

>> GROSS >> AND HERE IS ABOUT THREE TO

FIVE POUNDS OF GROUND ‐‐ >> CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER

>> THE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO LOVE IT.

UP NEGOTIATION THEN I ADDED IN CINNAMON AND ‐‐

>> CINNAMON ON TOP OF BEEF AND CHICKEN?

GIRL, NO CALL CHILD SERVICES. >> IN A DISH TO COOL DOWN

BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING TO EAT THIS COLD?

>> COLD? WHAT IS THAT

YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR KIDS DOG FOOD

OH >> YOU CAN FEED THEM

LEFTOVERS ‐‐ [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: IT ACTUALLY WAS DOG FOOD

AND FINALLY, THESE TWO TWINS FROM AUSTRALIA THINK EATING

TOMATOES IS HILARIOUS. [ GIGGLING ]

>> WOW [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO FUNNY. WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE SALADS

THERE YOU GO, EVERYBODY. THAT IS "WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WEDNESDAY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JOSEPH

GORDON‐LEVITT, EVERYONE. ♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW, EVERYBODY.

GUYS, WE'RE ABOUT TO PLAY A GAME CALLED THE WATCH IT ONCE TIKTOK

CHALLENGE. LET'S GO

♪ TIKTOK CHALLENGE, WATCH IT ONCE TIKTOK CHALLENGE ♪

>> Jimmy: I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP, SO JOINING ME NOW IS THE

ONE AND ONLY JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT!

ARE YOU THERE? YES!

OH, MY GOSH. GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUDDY.

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING THIS >> THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.

>> Jimmy: HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, OKAY

JOSEPH ANDRI GOING TO WATCH A TIKTOK DANCE THAT NEITHER OF US

HAVE SEEN BEFORE THERE IS A MONITOR THERE, AND

ONE AT A TIME WE'RE GOING TO DO OUR BEST TO RECREATE THE DANCE

WHOEVER GETS CLOSEST FOR THE REAL DANCE WINS THE ROUND.

SOUNDS GOOD? >> I'M JUST LAUGHING AT THIS

PREMISE. YEP, SOUNDS GOOD.

>> Jimmy: I'VE NOT SEEN IT AND DUDE, YOU KNOW ME.

I CAN'T ‐‐ YOU KNOW I CAN'T DANCE.

>> YES YOU CAN YOU CAN DANCE AT LEAST A GOOD AS

I CAN, MAN. >> Jimmy: HERE WE GO

WE'RE GOING THE START OFF APPARENTLY EASY AND THEY GET

HARDER AS WE GO. YOU CAN PLAY ALONG AT HOME

IF YOU THINK THESE ARE EASE OR WHATEVER

ALL RIGHT. LET'S SEE THE FIRST DANCE.

WE HAVE TO RECREATE THIS OKAY

>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: CIRCLE CIRCLE, ELBOW,

ELBOW, HAND, HAND, SWAY. >> EL BE, ELBOW, HAND, HAND.

>> Jimmy: SHE STARTS WITH A SNARL.

ALL RIGHT. READY?

SNASH SNARL, GO.

>> ELBOW, ELBOW, HAND, HAND. ELBOW?

YEAH, YES! SWAY.

>> Jimmy: LIKE THAT. JOSEPH, YOU CAN REMEMBER, IT'S

YOUR TURN. IF YOU CAN REMEMBER ANY OF IT.

>> I KNOW ABOUT THOSE ELBOWS THOSE ARE IN EVERY TIKTOK DANCE

I. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY NORMAL DANCE

IF I GO TO A WEDDING OR SOMETHING.

I JUST DO THAT PEOPLE KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS.

♪ >> GO THE ELBOWS, ELBOW.

>> Jimmy: OOH, YEAH! [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. OH, GOD, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO

EMBARRASSING LET'S WATCH BOTH OF OURS

TOGETHER AND SEE WHICH ONE GOT CLOSER

>> Jimmy: I WAS DOING THE AXL ROSE SNAKE MOVE AT ONE POINT.

>> DUDE, WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS GO, FOR THE MAKE MOVE.

>> Jimmy: LET'S LOOK AT THE NEXT DANCE.

IT'S A LITTLE BIT HARDER ♪

♪ HE TURNED A LITTLE BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM.

>> Jimmy: BOOM WHAT IS THAT MOVE?

WHAT'S THAT? ALL RIGHT.

OH, GOSH, MAN. ALL RIGHT.

I HAVE NO CLUE AGAIN HERE WE GO

THIS TIME YOU GO FIRST YES!

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO

GOOD LUCK, BUDDY THE CARS THAT GO BOOM.

>> CABBAGE PATCH SOMEWHERE IN THERE.

♪ ♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE

BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM, WE LIKE FAST CARS AND GO BOOM ♪

♪ AND WE LIKE THE BOOM, WE LIKE THE CARS ♪

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

OKAY THAT, OKAY

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

HERE WE GO LET'S SEE, IT'S MY TURN.

LET'S GO ♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE

BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM ♪ ♪ WE LIKE THE CAR, THE CARS THA

GO BOOM, HE AND WE LIKE THE BOOM ♪

>> Jimmy: LIKE THE BOOM. OH, GOD.

I'M OUT OF BREATH. THE SONG IS STILL PLAYING.

I STOPPED DANCING. >> I MISSED THE BOOM.

>> Jimmy: I THINK I HIT THE BOOM.

>> YOU DID YOU HIT THE BOOM ON BOOM

>> Jimmy: LET'S SEE HOW WE BOTH DID.

♪ AND HE TURNED THE LITTLE BUTTON AND THE CAR WENT BOOM ♪

♪ WE LIKE THE CARS, THE CARS THAT GO BOOM ♪

>> Jimmy: SO EMBARRASSING! ♪ WE LIKE THE CARS ♪

>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD. >> EARLY '90s HIP‐HOP MOVE.

>> Jimmy: HOW DID I FORGET THAT MOVE

>> SHOOT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S MY OTHER GO‐TO

MOVE HEY, WHERE'S THE PARTY

GET ME ON THE DANCE FLOOR. LOOK AT ME

I DO THIS AND THEN I DO THIS >> THE GIRAFFE

>> Jimmy: GOSH ALL RIGHT.

HERE IS APPARENTLY THE HARDEST ONE.

>> Questlove: OKAY >> Jimmy: BUT THIS ONE IS WORTH

A THOUSAND POINTS. WHOEVER GETS THIS, WINS THE

WHOLE GAME >> ALL RIGHT

>> Jimmy: HERE WE GO ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING

30 SETS LIKE THE ONE ♪

♪ >> Jimmy: THAT IS SOME LIKE

KARATE STUFF OKAY

>> WHO GOES FIRST? >> Jimmy: I THINK I'M LUCKY

ENOUGH I GO FIRST ON THIS ONE

>> THERE IS SOMETHING WITH THE SHOES.

>> Jimmy: OH, YES. THERE IS SOMETHING WITH THE

SHOES. AND HE STARTS OFF WITH ‐‐ ALL

RIGHT, I'M JUST GOING TO GO FOR IT

HERE WE GO ♪

♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING 30 SETS LIKE THE ONES ON MY

SHOE ♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: I FORGOT WHAT HE DOES ♪

>> GIRAFFE, BACK TO GIRAFFE! >> Jimmy: I WENT TO MY GO‐TO

MOVE IN THAT ONE HE DOES DO A SPECIAL THING

OH, I FORGOT LEG UP, LEG UP, LEG UP.

>> OKAY, THANK YOU LEG UP, LEG UP

>> Jimmy: SHOES, KNEE, KNEE, LEG UP

HERE WE GO JOSEPH, YOU ARE UP

>> ALL RIGHT ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING

THROUGH 30 SET LIKES THE ONE ON MY SHOE ♪

♪ [ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALWAYS THE BOOTY. WHEN IN DOUBT, BOOTY

>> Jimmy: WOO WEE! LET'S SEE WHO GOT CLOSER ON THAT

ONE. ♪ I GOT NOTHING TO DO, RUNNING

30 SETS LIKE THE ONES ON MY SHOE ♪

♪ >> Jimmy: THAT'S THE PART I

FORGOT [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: SAD AND EMBARRASSING >> I'M GLAD I GOT MY BOOTY IN.

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.

>> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING WITH THE JUDGES

JUDGES JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT

YEAH, YOU GOT THE WIN RIGHT THERE.

THAT WAS AMAZING JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT, YOU ARE

THE BEST MORE WITH JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT

AFTER THE BREAK. STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.

♪

♪ YOUR EYES DON'T BLINK ♪

>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A VERY TALENTED ACTOR WHO STARS IN

THE NEW NETFLIX FILM "PROJECT POWER," WHICH BEGINS STREAMING

THIS FRIDAY. MAN, I LOVE THIS GUY

HERE HE IS, JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT.

HEY, BUD >> HOW'S IT GOING?

>> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

AND THANK YOU FOR DOING THE TIKTOK DANCE CHALLENGE WITH ME

>> I WAS HONORED I WAS HONORED, THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.

>> NO. >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU TOOK A

BREAK FROM ACTING, AND YOU'RE NOW A DAD.

>> EXACTLY, MAN. YEAH

I FELT LUCKY I GOT TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF

AND HAVE I TWO BOYS. AND IT'S ‐‐ IT'S THE BEST.

IT'S THE BEST. >> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT

LOOK AT THE SMILE. >> IT'S SO TRUE.

>> Jimmy: IT'S THE GREATEST THING.

I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST THE PERFECT ‐‐ I ALWAYS SAW YOU

BEING A DAD. SO I THINK THAT'S GREAT.

>> THANKS. THAT'S ONE OF THE SWEETEST

THINGS YOU COULD SAY ABOUT A PERSON

I SAW YOU IN A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DADS THAT BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD

MADE ABOUT DADS. AND I WAS ‐‐ I'VE BEEN WANTING

TO TELL YOU THIS EVERY SINCE I SAW IT

I SAW IT A FEW WEEKS AGO AND YOU WERE SAYING LIKE THE

QUESTION WAS WHAT IS A DAD, AND YOU WERE LIKE A DAD IS ‐‐ AND

YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE RIGHT WORD, AND YOU'RE, "A HERO.

AND I JUST ABOUT STARTED CRYING WHEN YOU SAID THAT.

>> Jimmy: I SAID THAT? >> THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ‐‐ I'M

SOMEONE'S DAD NOW. BECAUSE I REMEMBER LOOKING UP TO

MY DAD THAT EXACT SAME WAY. >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOT REALLY A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE YOU CAN

JUST GRAB THEM AND LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

>> Jimmy: EXACTLY RIGHT. AND I THINK THERE WILL PROBABLY

COME A CERTAIN AGE WHERE IT'S NOT THAT EASY TO GET THEM AND DO

THAT. >> RIGHT NOW I STILL CAN.

>> Jimmy: ME TOO HIT RECORD

I ALWAYS LOVE THAT YOU CREATED THIS BEFORE THERE WAS ANY KIND

OF COLLAB GOING ON THE INTERNET. IT WAS WAY AHEAD OF ITS TIME,

AND I LOVE THAT YOU MADE THAT AND I CHECK IT OUT ALL THE TIME.

>> YOU HAVE BEEN A SUPPORTER OF IT ALL THE TIME.

YOU HAVE BEEN AN EARLY CHAMPION OF THE COMMUNITY.

>> Jimmy: THERE ARE SO MANY AWESOME, FUN, CREATIVE THINGS.

AND ON THE SITE IT HAS SOME CREATIVE PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE TO

SEE AND SEE HOW THAT CAN INSPIRE SOMETHING.

AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE KIND OF FUN IF MAYBE YOU COULD ANSWER

SOME OF THE PROMPTS WE'VE GOTTEN FROM THE WEBSITE.

>> OKAY. >> Jimmy: AND SEE WHAT YOUR

ANSWER WOULD BE. >> YEAH, SURE.

>> Jimmy: THESE ARE TRICKY, BY THE WAY.

THESE ARE GREAT. QUESTIONS.

YOU CAN ONLY BRING ONE ALBUM TO A DESERTED ISLAND AND HAVE TO

LISTEN TO IT ON LOOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

WHAT ARE YOU PICKING >> I MEAN, LISTEN TO ANY ALBUM

ON LOOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

>> Jimmy: IT IS TRICKY. >> IT'S PROBABLY "THE POINT" BY

HARRY NIELSEN. >> Jimmy: WHAT

>> DO YOU KNOW THAT RECORD >> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO NIELSEN

SCHMILSEN HARRY NIELSEN. THE POINT, ME AND MY ARROW.

>> EXACTLY >> Jimmy: TROUBLES

ALL RIGHT. THIS ONE BLEW MY MIND.

I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW YOUR ANSWER

LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, PLEASE >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THIS ASTRONAUT THINKING

>> SHE'S GOT HER HELMET ON SO SHE CAN'T BREATHE THE AIR

ANYMORE. I'M GOING DARK WITH THIS

SHE CAN'T BREATHE IF AIR ANYMORE.

THE AIR IS NOT HEALTHY TO BREATHE.

SHE CAN'T GO OUTSIDE SHE IS TRYING TO WRITE DOWN HER

MEMOIR, AND SHE HATES IT SO SHE IS THROWING IT ON THE GROUND.

>> THING PICTURE WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AND SHE IS WHEN IS THE NEW

SEASON OF "OZARK"? I NEED SOMETHING

LET'S GO I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR MOVIE.

I SAW IT WE HAD JAMIE FOXX ON THE SHOW.

IT'S CALLED "PROJECT POWER." BASICALLY, THE IDEA IS THERE

MIGHT BE A NEW DRUG ON THE PLANET OR PILL THAT YOU TAKE,

AND YOU BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL ‐‐ YOU HAVE SECRET

SUPER POWERS FOR FIVE MINUTES. >> YEAH.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING GET.

THE PILL MIGHT GIVE YOU SOMETHING GOOD

IT'S DIFFERENT FOR EVERYBODY IT MIGHT GIVE YOU SOMETHING BAD,

IT MIGHT KILL YOU. IT'S AN ENTERTAINING PREMISE.

>> Jimmy: IT'S A GREAT PREMISE FOR A MOVIE.

AND I LOVE DOMINIQUE FISHBACK. I'VE NEVER SEEN HER.

>> YES >> Jimmy: SHE WAS ‐‐

>> I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU BROUGHT HER UP

SHE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THIS MOVIE.

AND I'M A HUGE JAMIE FOXX FAN, LOVED HIM EVER SINCE "IN LIVING

COLOR," EVERYTHING BUT DOMINIQUE FISHBACK

ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO LOVES MOVIES, ACTORS, ACTING, SHE IS

AN UP AND COMING NEW BRILLIANT TALENT

DOMINIQUE FISHBACK I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HER

COLLABORATOR, HER FRIEND SHE IS SO GOOD.

>> Jimmy: JAMIE FOXX, FOR ME, HE CAN DO NO WRONG.

BOTH YOU HAVE GUYS TOGETHER. I HEARD THAT WHEN HE DOES A

MOVIE; HE HAS ENTRANCE MUSIC ON A SET.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> HE ‐‐ THAT'S TRUE, ACTUALLY.

>> Jimmy: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.

>> HE DOES I LISTEN TO MUSIC ON ASSET LOT

TOO. IT'S USEFUL WHEN YOU'RE TRYING

TO ACT AND CONCENTRATE I PUT IN HEADPHONES, THOUGH.

JAMIE DOESN'T COME WITH HEADPHONES

JAMIE COMES TO SET WITH A BACKPACK WITH A BUILT‐IN MASSIVE

SPEAKER JUST BUMPING HIS MUSIC, WHATEVER HE IS PLAYING

AND HE PLAYS A WIDE VARIETY OF MUSIC.

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL BECAUSE HE IS BRINGING EVERYBODY

INTO HIS CREATIVE PROCESS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE I'M FOCUSED, DON'T TALK TO ME, HE IS

EVERYBODY ON THE CREW, FEEL THIS WITH ME!

AND IT REALLY LIVENS EVERYBODY UP

JAMIE IS BRILLIANT I LOVE HIM.

>> Jimmy: I GOT TO GET ONE OF THOSE BACK PACKS

IT'S LIKE A BOOK PACK. YEAH

>> HE PULLS IT OFF REALLY WELL IT MIGHT PLAY A LITTLE

DIFFERENTLY ON YOU I'M JUST SAYING.

LIKE I LOVE YOU, JIMMY IT MIGHT ‐‐

>> Jimmy: NO, BUT I'LL BE WALKING IN PLAYING HARRY

NIELSEN, CRANKING IT UP. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP

HERE IS JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT IN "PROJECT POWER."

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ON NETFLIX >> ON YOUR KNEES, HANDS BEHIND

YOUR HEAD. NOPD

SEE, WE HAVE A LADY HERE AS WELL

YOU TOO, MA'AM HANDS, VERY GOOD

THANK YOU. NOW HOW IS EVERYBODY DOING

TONIGHT? YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT,

YOUNG MAN? YOU EVER TAKEN ONE OF THOSE

BEFORE YOU HAVEN'T, I CAN TELL.

I BET YOU HEARD IT CAN MAKE YOU FAST, MAKE YOU STRONG, MAKE THIS

A FAIR FIGHT, EVEN THOUGH I GOT A GUN POINTED AT YOUR FACE

BUT THAT'S ONLY IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A GOOD POWER.

NOT EVERYBODY DOES SOME PEOPLE TAKE IT AND JUST

BLOW UP. >> I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS

ANYMORE, MAN. >> SHUT .

>> SO THE QUESTION, WHAT'S YOUR POWER?

>> MIGHT BE GOOD, MIGHT BE BAD NOBODY NOSE.

>> TAKE THE PILL, TOMMY. >> TAKE IT

GO AHEAD I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>> Jimmy: JOSEPH GORDON‐LEVITT, HOPEFULLY WE GET TO SEE EACH

OTHER IN PERSON SOON "PROJECT POWER" BEGINS STREAMING

THIS FRIDAY ON NETFLIX HUG THAT FAMILY, BUDDY

I LOVE YOU. >> I WILL MAN.

THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: GREAT TO SEE YOU

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH PAULA PELL, EVERYONE

STICK AROUND ♪

♪ WE OBVIOUSLY NEED TO TONE IT DOWN A BIT, RUN AROUND TOWN LIKE

A COUNTERFEIT ♪

>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS AN

EMMY WINNING WRITER AND A VERY FUNNY ACTOR WHO WROTE AND STARS

IN THE NEW SHOW "MAPLEWORTH MURDERS," WHICH IS AVAILABLE NOW

ON QUIBI HERE IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST

PEOPLE I KNOW, PAULA PELL! OH, I LOVE YOU, PAULA PELL

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THE SHOW

I RECENTLY ZOOMED WITH YOU, AND I GOT ‐‐ I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO

SEE YOUR PARENTS ARE THEY STILL VISITING?

>> YOU KNOW, THEY LEFT PRETTY FAST

I KEPT THEM HERE UNDER LOCK AND KEY FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS, AND

THEN THEY WERE I THINK WE'RE GOOD

I THINK WE'RE GOOD TO GO HOME. AND I TOOK THEM HOME AND THEY

GOT A NEW DOG AND THEY'RE SO MADLY IN LOVE WITH THEIR NEW

BAGGILE THAT THEY REALLY HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME

>> YOUR MOM SAID TO ME, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER.

>> OH MY GOD. >> Jimmy: I WATCH EVERY NIGHT.

YOU'RE LIKE MY SLEEPING PILL. >> IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR.

IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR IN THE SACK FROM SOMEONE TOO, YOU

KNOW WHAT I MEAN A ONE‐NIGHT STAND.

YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE MY AMBIEN BECAUSE YOU

STARTED TALKING ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR CAREER

AND STUFF AND I WAS OUT. >> Jimmy: WE ALWAYS DID BITS AND

STUFF TOGETHER ALL THE TIME. DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST BIT

THAT YOU EVER DID IN YOUR LIFE >> YES, ONE OF THE FIRST BITS I

EVER DID WAS IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, I HAD A BEAGLE PUPPY,

AND I USED TO DO AN INFOMERCIAL FOR BEAGLEMATIC AND IT WAS SORT

OF A DAN AYKROYD LIKE BASSMATIC BUT IT WAS A BEAGLEMATIC WHERE I

WOULD PUT FOOD ON THE FLOOR AND I WOULD VACUUM

MY BEAGLE IS WAY TOO FAT NOW FOR ME TO DO IT.

I CAN'T HOLD HIM UP. IT'S A DIFFERENT BEAGLE, ANOTHER

GENERATION SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU IT WITH

MY POODLE MIX. AND I HOPE HE ‐‐ I HOPE HE IS

CONSENSUAL IN WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SURE HE IS SO THIS IS THE BEAGLEMATIC.

>> ARE YOU EVER ON THE WAY TO FEED YOUR CHILDREN CEREAL AND

YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL RIDING THE AMBIEN

YOU TOOK LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOUR KIDS WERE BRATS?

WELL, YOU CAN USE A POODLEMATIC. UH‐OH, UH‐OH

I SPILLED ‐‐ I SPILLED SOME CEREAL

I'M GOING TO USE THIS POODLEMATIC.

IT'S GOT THREE SPEEDS. IT'S GOT.

>> Jimmy: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOODNESS

WOW. THAT IS A GOOD BIT

COME ON. THE POODLEMATIC.

>> AND I WANT TO TELL EVERYONE WATCHING, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT

TO YOUR DOG IF THEY HAVE A NERVOUS DISORDER OR SOMETHING.

HE IS A REAL EASY GOING GUY. I WOULD BE LIABLE FOR A BIG BITE

IN YOUR FACE IF YOU'RE GOING TO SWING AROUND BECAUSE YOUR HANDS

ARE VERY CLOSE TO THEIR B‐HOLE. >> Jimmy: BEAGLE

>> YOUR B‐HOLE, NOT YOUR BEAGLE. >> Jimmy: IS THAT GARY

>> BEAGLE B‐HOLE IT WAS ON "THREE'S COMPANY", THE

REGAL BEAGLE. >> Jimmy: IT WAS NOT CALLED THE

BEAGLE B‐HOLE. IT WAS CALLED THE REGAL BEAGLE

PAULA, I SAW THAT YOU HAVE A LIP‐SYNCHING BIT, BECAUSE WE'VE

DONE LIP‐SYNCHING ON THE SHOW TOGETHER.

>> I LOVE ALL YOUR LIP‐SYNCHS SO MUCH

I WANTED TO PUT A LITTLE SPIN ON IT

THIS ACTUALLY ORIGINATED WHEN I USED TO DO MUSICAL THEATER

WHEN EVER THERE WAS A SONG THAT I WASN'T IN THE PLAY, I WOULD

LIP‐SYNCH IN THIS MANNER BACKSTAGE.

SO THIS IS A LITTLE LIP‐SYNCH, AND THAT IS AN HOMAGE TO

QUESTLOVE BECAUSE HE IS PLAYING THE DRUMS ON THIS TRACK, WHICH

IS "YOU DON'T KNOW" BY JILL SCOTT.

>> Jimmy: AH‐HA. >> LET ME MOVE THIS DOWN

♪ DID YOU EVER GIVE UP ♪ [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: STOP IT, OH, MY GOSH ♪ JUST TO HAVE HIM ♪

♪ WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING, YOU DON'T

KNOW NOTHING YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE ♪

>> Jimmy: REALLY INTO IT. >> REALLY MELTS INTO HER

SADNESS. >> Jimmy: GOSH, THAT IS SO GOOD,

MAN. I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT "MAPLEWORTH

MURDERS. IT'S ON QUIBI, BECAUSE I WANT

EVERYONE TO CHECK THIS OUT YOU ROW REST LEASE THREE

EPISODES ON MONDAY AND IT IS A TAKE ON KIND OF A

"MURDER SHE WROTE" KIND OF THING.

>> IT'S LIKE "MURDER SHE WROTE", JESSICA FLETCHER, BBC, THOSE

OLDER SLEUTHY LADIES EXCEPT I'M GAY AND I HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF

DOGS AND JOHN LUTZ IS THE ONE THAT

CAME UP WITH THE IDEA. AND HE PLAYS THE DEPUTY WHO IS

VERY BARNEY FIVESQUE, AND HE IS SO FUNNY.

>> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THE GUEST STARS IN THIS, MAYA RUDOLPH,

FRED ARMISEN, TERRY CRUZ, TINA FEY.

>> ANDY SAMBERG. >> Jimmy: CHRIS PARNELL.

>> AND JB IS THE POLICE CHIEF AND HE IS UNGODLY FUNNY.

AND HALEY PLAYS MY NIECE WE WATCHED SO MANY "MURDER SHE

WROTES" AND JESSICA ALWAYS HAD A NIECE IN EVERY TOWN.

I'M GOING TO CLEVELAND TO SEE MY NIECE.

HOW MANY SIBLINGS DID SHE HAVE SHE HAS SO MANY NIECES

BUT WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN MAKING IT

AND THIS WORLD NEEDS SOME LAUGHTER

SO PLEASE, PLEASE WATCH IT YOU'LL ‐‐ THERE MAY BE ‐‐ I'M

JUST GOING TO TEASE. THERE MIGHT BE SOME TASTEFUL

NUDITY IN IT AND SO JUST, YOU KNOW, WAIT THAT

OUT. BUT THERE IS JUST SOME REALLY,

REALLY FUNNY EPISODES. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW

EVERYONE A CLIP FROM THE SHOW. HERE IS PAULA PELL IN

"MAPLEWORTH MURDERS. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

>> EVERY HAS ITS SHARE OF INTERESTING CHARACTERS

OH [ BLEEP ] PAIGE WELLINGTON IS HERE

SHE IS THE EDITOR OF THE TOWN PAPER, THE BIWEEKLY MONTHLY, AND

SHE IS A REAL PAIN IN THE PUCKER HOLE

HEY! >> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL POLYESTER

GET‐UP. >> WHAT LOVELY COLORLESS NECK

BALLS. >> NICE WIG.

>> I'M HEIDI I'M A NIECE.

>> CUTE. I'D LEAVE THE PARTY BUT I'M

DOING A STORY ON JULIET. >> I'M SURE IT WILL BE

INTERESTING. SHE WRITES NONFICTION.

>> IT'S BETTER THAN A BOOK FULL OF NAUGHTY MADE‐UP WORD GARBAGE.

>> MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL? IT'S ACT CRAD.

>> MAKING MY EYES WATER. >> PAIGE

WHO RAISED YOU >> I DIDN'T DO IT.

>> Jimmy: COME ON. AND THIS IS RELEASED EVERY

MONDAY >> EVERY MONDAY, THREE EPISODES,

WHICH IS A WHOLE STORY IN ITSELF

SO YOU WATCH IN THREE. IT'S SO FUN.

>> Jimmy: IT IS GREAT. PAULA PELL, WHAT A PLEASURE AND

AN HONOR I'M SO HAPPY YOU CAME ON

THAT JUST MADE MY WHOLE YEAR IT'S SO FUNNY.

>> I LOVE YOU TO DEATH. >> Jimmy: ME TOO.

>> KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUDDY

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM JESSIE REYEZ,

EVERYBODY. STICK AROUND

♪

♪ LOVE YOU IN THE WORST WAY YOU KNOCK ME DOWN LIKE

A HEAVYWEIGHT MM‐MM ♪ ♪ WE FELL IN LOVE

GOT A KO OH NO TOO DAMN YOUNG ♪

♪ SO WE BROKE UP NO G SO MUCH FOR

WEDDING DATE HA ♪ ♪ I KNOW NOBODY GET

OUTTA LOVE ALIVE WE EITHER BREAK UP

WHEN WE'RE YOUNG ♪ ♪ OR WE SAY GOODBYE

WHEN WE DIE ♪ ♪ FOR A MOMENT AT

LEAST I KNOW YOU WERE MINE AN

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ BUT WINTER COMES AN

ROSES DON'T SURVIV IT'S GETTIN' LAT

AND I SHOULD GO ♪ ♪ BUT I WANNA HOLD YA

LIKE IT'S JUNE IN THE WEST END ♪

♪ BACK WHEN YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEN

BEFORE LOV CAME TO KILL US ♪

♪ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT I CAN'

LEARN MY LESSON ♪ ♪ I MISS WHEN YOU

WERE MY BEST FRIEN BEFORE LOV

CAME TO KILL US ♪ ♪ SO UNDER THE MASK

OF THE MOO COULD WE DANCE

IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BEFORE LOVE

BEFORE LOV CAME TO KILL US ♪

♪ ♪ LIFE'S GOOD AND

I'M GETTIN' PAID BUT I THINK ABOUT YO

EVERYDAY STILL ♪ ♪ WHEN I MISS YOU I MEDICAT

POUR UP DRINK DRIN TEARS COME OUT

LIKE A RENEGADE AH ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE NOBODY GET

OUT OF LOVE ALIV WE EITHER BREAK UP

WHEN WE'RE YOUNG ♪ ♪ OR WE SAY GOODBYE

WHEN WE DIE ♪ ♪ FOR A MOMENT AT

LEAST I KNOW YOU WERE MINE AN

IT WAS BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ BUT WINTER COMES AN

ROSES DON'T SURVIV IT'S GETTIN' LAT

AND I SHOULD GO ♪ ♪ BUT I WANNA HOLD YA

LIKE IT'S JUNE IN THE WEST END ♪

♪ BACK WHEN YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEN

BEFORE LOV CAME TO KILL US ♪

♪ WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BUT I CAN'

LEARN MY LESSON ♪ ♪ I MISS WHEN YOU

WERE MY BEST FRIEN BEFORE LOV

CAME TO KILL US ♪ ♪ SO UNDER THE MASK

OF THE MOO COULD WE DANCE

IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BEFORE LOVE

UNDER THE MASK OF THE MOO

COULD WE DANCE IN THE PAST ♪ ♪ BEFORE LOVE

BEFORE LOV BEFORE LOV

CAME TO KILL US ♪ ♪

♪ OOH OOH ♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO JESSIE REYEZ

MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY

♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH

FOR WATCHING PLEASE STAY SAFE OUT THERE

WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE, WE'LL SEE YOU

TOMORROW GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY

♪ ♪