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(upbeat instrumental music)
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(car chugs)
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(horn beeps)
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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- [Man] Hey, honey, the clown is here.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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(chuckling)
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Hello!
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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(chuckling)
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- Did somebody request a clown?
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- You betcha!
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- Put her there.
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(buzzing)
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- Oh, you got me!
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You're gonna be worth every penny.
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Kevin just blew out the candles, come on.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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- [Kid] You're not gonna get me today!
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- [Kid] Yes, I am. (shouts)
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- [Kid] Help me!
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- Okay, wait right here, I
wanna introduce you, okay?
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- [Clown] Yeah.
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- Okay, kids, gather 'round.
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Come on, gather 'round, kids.
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(upbeat instrumental music)
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Okay,
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okay, I wanna introduce you guys
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to a very special entertainer,
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all the way from the high
seas of the Caribbean,
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Mr. Patch the Magical Pirate Clown.
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(clapping)
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- Arr, you landlubbers.
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Me gold real heavy, I'm
glad to put it down.
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Are you all ready for a magic show?
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- [Kids] Yay!
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- Now before we get started,
I got a joke for all of you.
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How much does it cost a pirate
to get his ears pierced?
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Buck an ear.
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(laughing and clapping)
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All righty, how many
of you like to juggle?
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All right, well I'll
be doing the juggling.
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All right, everybody,
I'm going to do my best
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with one eye.
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Used to have two, but I lost
the other one out to sea.
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So bear with me.
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(cheering and clapping)
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- [Kid] Whoa!
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- All right, we're
gonna sing a little song
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together, everybody.
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Are you all pirates like me?
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- [Kids] Yeah!
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- All right.
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♪ We're all pirates on the sea, right ♪
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♪ Are you a pirate ♪
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- [Kid] Yeah!
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♪ All right, another pirate ♪
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♪ Who's a pirate like me ♪
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- Me.
- We are!
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♪ We're all pirates ♪
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♪ Now everybody dance with me ♪
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♪ Pirates all ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Pirates are the best ♪
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♪ 'Cause they have the most
fun on the ocean floor ♪
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♪ They love to hang around their boats ♪
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♪ And I love pirates just like you ♪
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♪ Ahoy there, mateys ♪
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♪ You are pirates ♪
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♪ You are all pirates, too ♪
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(heels click)
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(piercing beep)
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(groaning)
(piercing beep)
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(alarm beeping)
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(clanging)
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(static hisses)
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(moaning)
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How much longer is this life gonna take?
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(gagging)
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(sighs)
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- [Man With Mohawk] Got some more boxes.
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- I left some candles in the car.
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- Oh yeah?
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- I thought we could
light them while we pack.
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- Okay, that sounds amazing.
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(repetitive ambient music)
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Hey,
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what's he doing here?
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- Barry?
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Goddamn it, I told him
I needed time to pack
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and to stay the fuck away from me.
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- [Man With Mohawk] Great,
this is gonna be fun.
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- Well, like I said,
he likes to start shit.
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(repetitive ambient music)
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- Seriously?
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Who the fuck's Sid Vicious, Tiffany?
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One of your new boy toys?
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- Fuck off, he's a friend,
and he's helping me pack.
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You're not supposed to be here.
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- Whatever.
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Just don't take any of my shit.
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You hear me, boy toy?
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You might be banging the dumb broad,
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but keep your hands off my things,
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or what's left of my things.
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- Hey, fuck you, man.
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- What's that, pal?
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- I'm not your pal.
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- Yeah, I know you're not.
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(crashing)
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Fuck.
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Punk ass.
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(grunting)
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- [Tiffany] You guys, stop it.
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(grunting)
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No, don't!
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(crashing)
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- [Mr. Patch] Oh, fuck!
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(groaning)
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- What's up, bitch.
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Fuck you, man.
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Let's go, Tiffany.
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We'll finish this BS later.
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- [Tiffany] Go fuck yourself.
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- Don't let the fucking door
kick your ass on the way out.
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Fucking bitches.
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No.
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(rumbling rock music)
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♪ Here he comes like
a contagious disease ♪
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♪ That's for certain,
fighting all that he sees ♪
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♪ Knights in in armor lay literally ♪
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♪ 'Cause he'll put you
out of your misery ♪
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♪ Dr. Cut Throat's taking revenge ♪
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♪ Repulsively handsome,
he'll hold you for ransom ♪
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♪ Dr. Cutthroat's at it again ♪
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♪ Chasing you through halls,
doesn't make house calls ♪
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♪ Ether on his breath,
he's the kisser of death ♪
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♪ He's about to clean your infections ♪
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♪ A hypo in one hand,
whisky in the other ♪
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♪ Giving you an alcoholic injection ♪
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Showtime!
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♪ And I'm lucky in everything but love ♪
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♪ And I'm lucky in everything but love ♪
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♪ And I'm lucky ♪
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- Hello, Shelly.
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- [Shelly] You were dreaming
about me, weren't you?
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- How'd you know I was asleep?
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- [Shelly] Because you're a bum
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and you're always sleeping.
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So were you?
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- Was I what?
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- [Shelly] Dreaming about me.
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- No, I think I was dead.
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I was on this foreign planet.
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Everything had this purple hue to it.
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I was playing Frisbee
with this little girl,
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who I think was supposed
to be my kid in the dream,
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and she kind of reminded me of my mom.
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- [Shelly] Wow, that's a good one.
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It almost gets me to believe that mankind
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does possess an eternal soul.
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- Whether or not mankind
does possess an eternal soul
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can't be answered in one lifetime.
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Human life is finite.
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We live, and we die.
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- [Shelly] It's only through knowledge
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we can attain life, though.
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- Yeah.
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But what is it for?
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- [Shelly] I don't know.
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Enough philosophical bullshit.
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I haven't had breakfast yet.
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Do you have any cheese?
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- No.
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I'm sure Drake does.
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- [Shelly] You wanna give him a call?
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See if he'll come pick us up,
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we can arrange for food
and he can get us high?
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- Okay.
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I'm sure he'll oblige.
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- {Shelly] Always does.
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Loyal Drake.
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So I'll see you soon?
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- Yeah.
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That is if I don't die
in the next few hours.
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- [Shelly] Okay, whatever, Kyle, goodbye.
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(truck rumbles)
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(soft pop music)
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- [Woman] Can I get you kids anything?
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- No, Mom.
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When's the party clown gonna get here?
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- Now that is a good question.
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He should be here any minute now.
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Tell you what, let's do another game
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of pin the tail on the donkey.
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- I think that we're
all bored of that game.
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- Yeah, can we just hit the pinata now?
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- Honey, I thought you
wanted to save that for last.
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- [Girl] It's my birthday.
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- Okay, tell you what,
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give the clown five more minutes,
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and then, if he's not here, you kids
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can whack the donkey.
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- Okay, whatever.
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(soft pop music)
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- Tom,
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I need you to call the clown guy.
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The kids are getting restless over here.
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- Why can't you just do it?
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- Because you're the one who booked him,
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and I've got kids to entertain over here.
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- Fine.
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(soft pop music)
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(springy popping)
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- [Mr. Patch] Hello.
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- [Tom] Yeah, hey, this is Tom Flannigan.
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I booked a clown for my
daughter's birthday party.
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- [Mr. Patch] Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry,
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I'm just now pulling
into the neighborhood.
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I should be pulling up soon.
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- [Tom] Okay.
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The kids are getting
restless, so make it quick.
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- Arr.
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Arr.
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Arr.
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Fuck it.
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(doorbell chimes)
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- Well, well,
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if it isn't Mr. Patch, pirate magician.
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- Arr, it be the Magical Pirate Clown.
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- Whatever, man, you're here now.
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- Well, are you gonna let me in?
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- Gate's unlocked, go around back.
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(soft pop music)
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♪ I swear to God I'm gonna work it ♪
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♪ I swear to God I better hurt me ♪
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♪ I swear these haters been lurking ♪
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♪ 'Cause they know the
guy I've been searching ♪
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♪ About these things,
it's in all these things ♪
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♪ They doubt me seeing up in my dreams ♪
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Hey, man.
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Just a heads up, kids are
looking a little bored,
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so I think you got your
work cut ut for you today.
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- Great.
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- Hey, kids, got a surprise for ya.
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(soft pop music)
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♪ We going there, don't play ♪
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♪ We're about to have our day ♪
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♪ 'Cause she booted on my way ♪
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Look who I found.
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Mr. Patches, magic pirate.
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- [Girl] All right, it's about time, Dad.
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- Why did you get a
clown for your birthday?
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- I don't know.
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- Clowns are weird.
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- All right, I'm about to
perform my first trick.
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Now,
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I want you all to pay attention
to what I'm about to do.
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Now where did it go,
you might be thinking.
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- No one cares.
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- But what you should be thinking is
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what
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has it
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turned into?
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Now, who's the special
birthday girl today?
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- I am.
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- Well then,
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this is for you.
269
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,883
- [Girl] Thanks, I guess?
270
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:10,533
- All right,
271
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:13,573
now for my next magic trick.
272
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,600
- No, do something funny.
273
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,300
You're not very funny for a clown.
274
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:29,780
- So it's comedy you want.
275
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:31,260
- No, I want you to juggle stuff.
276
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,710
It's my birthday, and I
want you to juggle stuff.
277
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,963
- Juggling it is.
278
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,989
(vocalizing circus music)
279
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:48,793
Oops.
280
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,123
It seems as though I dropped one.
281
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:57,210
- This guy sucks.
282
00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:59,543
He isn't funny and he
can't even juggle right.
283
00:19:02,679 --> 00:19:03,823
- Arr, matey.
284
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,765
Pull me finger.
285
00:19:06,765 --> 00:19:08,394
(farting)
286
00:19:08,394 --> 00:19:11,750
(groaning)
(laughing)
287
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,270
- Are you kidding me?
288
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:16,396
You can't do that.
289
00:19:17,277 --> 00:19:19,440
This is a children's birthday party.
290
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,736
(coughing)
291
00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:21,923
- Honey, honey, honey,
292
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:26,580
I'm sure Patch Master
didn't mean any harm.
293
00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,980
- It's Patch, you knucklehead,
294
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:32,455
the Magical Pirate Clown.
295
00:19:32,455 --> 00:19:33,288
Arr.
296
00:19:33,288 --> 00:19:35,970
- Hey, don't get testy with me, asshole.
297
00:19:35,970 --> 00:19:37,520
I'm the one paying for everything.
298
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,160
- Tom, your language!
299
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,603
You're being a worse example than he is.
300
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,690
- Now for my next trick.
301
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,679
- [Girl] No, we want the pinata!
302
00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:52,012
- [Kids] Pinata, pinata, pinata, pinata!
303
00:19:55,683 --> 00:19:57,016
- Okay!
- Pinata.
304
00:20:05,242 --> 00:20:09,575
- So it's the pinata you
want then, you landlubbers.
305
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,050
Well then the pinata it shall be.
306
00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:30,677
Arr, now who's first up to bat?
307
00:20:32,642 --> 00:20:34,809
(banging)
308
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:41,043
Why don't you let someone
else have a couple of swings?
309
00:20:42,816 --> 00:20:44,797
Give me the bat.
310
00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:47,723
You ever had your ass kicked by an adult?
311
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,505
Are you ready?
312
00:20:58,505 --> 00:21:00,169
- Yeah.
313
00:21:00,169 --> 00:21:01,200
- Now go on,
314
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,673
and give it a good whack!
315
00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:06,300
(banging)
Yeah.
316
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,177
(banging)
Yeah.
317
00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:09,344
(banging)
318
00:21:10,431 --> 00:21:11,264
Yes.
319
00:21:11,264 --> 00:21:13,644
- [Girl] Why won't it die?
320
00:21:13,644 --> 00:21:15,460
- Arr, lassie,
321
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:17,863
why don't you let me kill it for ya?
322
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:24,314
(jagged rock music)
323
00:21:30,951 --> 00:21:32,491
♪ I'm never going to change ♪
324
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,452
♪ I've got nothing on my brain ♪
325
00:21:34,452 --> 00:21:35,825
♪ And you won't think twice ♪
326
00:21:35,825 --> 00:21:36,863
♪ When I take it to your ♪
327
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:39,113
(grunting)
328
00:21:45,589 --> 00:21:48,922
(clapping and cheering)
329
00:21:49,969 --> 00:21:51,681
- [Kid] More candy.
330
00:21:51,681 --> 00:21:52,598
More candy!
331
00:21:53,518 --> 00:21:54,601
- More candy!
332
00:21:57,265 --> 00:21:58,182
More candy!
333
00:22:01,812 --> 00:22:02,729
More candy!
334
00:22:05,652 --> 00:22:07,569
Did you hear me, Barry?
335
00:22:09,697 --> 00:22:10,530
I said,
336
00:22:12,161 --> 00:22:13,078
more candy!
337
00:22:17,412 --> 00:22:21,087
♪ You won't see me again ♪
338
00:22:21,087 --> 00:22:24,254
(pounding rock music)
339
00:22:27,257 --> 00:22:30,671
♪ You won't see me again ♪
340
00:22:30,671 --> 00:22:32,286
(grunting)
341
00:22:32,286 --> 00:22:34,453
(gasping)
342
00:22:45,478 --> 00:22:47,526
♪ I got something to show you ♪
343
00:22:47,526 --> 00:22:51,030
- Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.
344
00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:52,698
(car revs)
345
00:22:52,698 --> 00:22:53,531
Fuck!
346
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,245
Who the fuck ever heard
of a fucking clown?
347
00:22:57,245 --> 00:23:00,495
(graceful piano music)
348
00:23:04,543 --> 00:23:05,376
Fuck.
349
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:09,445
(pounding metal music)
(shouting)
350
00:23:09,445 --> 00:23:10,278
Fuck!
351
00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:16,010
- [Man With Mohawk] Hey, what's up, buddy?
352
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:16,928
- Drake.
353
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,160
(pounding rock music)
354
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,663
- So, uh, you decide
where we're gonna go eat?
355
00:23:22,728 --> 00:23:24,312
- I don't know.
356
00:23:24,312 --> 00:23:27,127
Let's just pick up Shelly
first and let her decide.
357
00:23:28,457 --> 00:23:30,430
- Why does she get to decide?
358
00:23:30,430 --> 00:23:32,696
- Because she's the picky eater, dude.
359
00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:33,746
If we let her decide,
360
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,553
we don't have to listen to her bitch
361
00:23:35,553 --> 00:23:37,640
about the food not being
perfect for an hour.
362
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:41,830
(pounding rock music)
363
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,140
- Fair enough.
364
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:48,973
Fair enough.
365
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:55,780
What do you say, after we're done eating,
366
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:58,770
we got get a little hair
off that dog that bit ya?
367
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,020
- Yeah, I'd be up for it.
368
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:00,853
- Nice, man.
369
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,970
You know what, give Shelly a call,
370
00:24:05,970 --> 00:24:07,720
and see where that girl's at.
371
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,900
- Gotcha.
372
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:12,733
(rhythmic instrumental music)
373
00:24:19,535 --> 00:24:20,368
- Shelly!
374
00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:23,162
What's up?
375
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:31,323
- [Shelly] Why do I always have
to sit in the fucking back?
376
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,123
- [Kyle] Because your
bony ass fits better.
377
00:24:35,410 --> 00:24:36,310
- [Drake] So true.
378
00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:39,830
- [Shelly] All right, well,
where are we going to eat?
379
00:24:39,830 --> 00:24:41,555
- We thought we'd let you decide.
380
00:24:41,555 --> 00:24:43,727
- [Shelly] Oh, you're so sweet.
381
00:24:43,727 --> 00:24:44,927
- [Kyle] We like to try.
382
00:24:46,313 --> 00:24:48,770
- [Shelly] Drake, did you bring a cheese?
383
00:24:48,770 --> 00:24:52,316
- Of course, I've already
got a bowl loaded and ready.
384
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:53,377
- [Shelly] All right,
well, let's break it up
385
00:24:53,377 --> 00:24:55,321
and I'll think of a place we go.
386
00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:57,060
- [Drake] Are you sure you
wanna do it in that order?
387
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,572
- Yeah, I'm sure.
388
00:24:58,572 --> 00:24:59,405
- [Drake] Okay.
389
00:24:59,405 --> 00:25:01,210
- And by the way, what the
fuck are we listening to?
390
00:25:01,210 --> 00:25:02,121
Can we change it?
391
00:25:02,121 --> 00:25:04,915
(radio chatters)
392
00:25:04,915 --> 00:25:07,376
♪ You know you never kill yourself ♪
393
00:25:07,376 --> 00:25:09,584
♪ But I'm not the one ♪
394
00:25:09,584 --> 00:25:12,584
(bright rock music)
395
00:25:35,696 --> 00:25:37,363
- So, any ideas yet,
396
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,300
where we're going to eat?
397
00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:44,380
I seriously do not want
to be driving around
398
00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:45,480
all day with you guys.
399
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,650
- You're not gonna drive around all day.
400
00:25:48,650 --> 00:25:49,670
Let's just go to Joe's Diner.
401
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:50,770
I wanna get a skillet.
402
00:25:52,339 --> 00:25:53,890
- A skillet?
403
00:25:53,890 --> 00:25:55,715
- [Shelly] Yeah, you have
a problem with skillets?
404
00:25:55,715 --> 00:25:58,301
(chuckling)
405
00:25:58,301 --> 00:26:00,673
- Nah, it just sounds funny.
406
00:26:01,801 --> 00:26:03,301
- [Drake] Skillet!
407
00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:05,757
- [Shelly] Oh, yeah, it
does sound kind of funny.
408
00:26:05,757 --> 00:26:09,650
- You guys are high.
- Skillet.
409
00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,022
I'm not high.
410
00:26:12,022 --> 00:26:13,564
- I am.
411
00:26:13,564 --> 00:26:14,943
- [Shelly] You are?
412
00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:16,569
No you're not.
413
00:26:16,569 --> 00:26:18,290
- [Kyle] I am most definitely high.
414
00:26:18,290 --> 00:26:20,003
- [Drake] We're all high, shut up.
415
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,200
- [Kyle] Whoa, whoa, hey, look at this.
416
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,166
(laughing)
417
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:29,747
Are you seeing this?
418
00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:31,470
(speaker muffled through window)
419
00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:34,342
- [Mr. Patch] What, what
the fuck did you call me?
420
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,049
- [Kyle] Hey, hey, make
me a balloon animal!
421
00:26:37,049 --> 00:26:39,510
(laughing)
422
00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:41,218
- Guys, come on.
423
00:26:41,218 --> 00:26:42,511
Guys, knock it off.
424
00:26:42,511 --> 00:26:43,344
Seriously.
425
00:26:43,344 --> 00:26:45,766
(laughing)
426
00:26:45,766 --> 00:26:47,230
- [Mr. Patch] Fuck you, man!
427
00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:49,058
- [Kyle] Dude, make a face.
428
00:26:49,058 --> 00:26:51,062
Can you make me a balloon animal?
429
00:26:51,062 --> 00:26:51,895
(laughing)
430
00:26:51,895 --> 00:26:53,350
- [Drake] He's getting
so mad, knock it off.
431
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:54,567
- [Kyle] Oh God, he's real--
432
00:26:54,567 --> 00:26:57,364
- I'll kick your fucking ass.
- Seriously, just stop.
433
00:26:57,364 --> 00:26:59,111
- Fucking cocksuckers!
434
00:26:59,111 --> 00:27:03,072
(blistering rock music)
435
00:27:03,072 --> 00:27:05,827
Is that the fucking boy toy?
436
00:27:05,827 --> 00:27:06,660
Boy toy.
437
00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:10,624
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
438
00:27:10,624 --> 00:27:12,291
I know who the fuck you are!
439
00:27:12,291 --> 00:27:14,291
(truck revs)
440
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:15,376
Fuck, man!
441
00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:18,280
(blistering rock music)
442
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,773
Fucking boy toy piece of shit!
443
00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,591
Fuck you, fuck you!
444
00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:29,097
(growling rock music)
445
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,130
- [Waitress] Hi, I'm Julie,
446
00:28:07,130 --> 00:28:08,640
can I get you started with a drink?
447
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,233
- Can we get a pot of
coffee and some water?
448
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,630
- [Julie] You, hun?
449
00:28:16,650 --> 00:28:17,483
- Bupkis.
450
00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:21,230
- [Julie] Anything extra for you, hun?
451
00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:26,365
- Coffee and water will be fine.
452
00:28:26,365 --> 00:28:28,865
Unless you got anything green.
453
00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:33,270
- [Julie] So you guys know what you want?
454
00:28:33,270 --> 00:28:34,970
- Yeah, could we have a minute?
455
00:28:34,970 --> 00:28:35,970
- Let's make it two.
456
00:28:38,586 --> 00:28:40,877
- What happened, I thought
you wanted that skillet.
457
00:28:42,687 --> 00:28:45,187
- Fuck you, I do, I just
don't know which one yet.
458
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:49,880
- Look at them, man, they just
never know what they want.
459
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:50,783
- True story.
460
00:28:52,183 --> 00:28:55,016
(squeezebox hums)
461
00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:20,041
(swinging country music)
462
00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:26,214
♪ You caught my eye ♪
463
00:29:26,214 --> 00:29:27,136
- [Julie] Short stack.
464
00:29:27,136 --> 00:29:28,595
- Woo!
465
00:29:28,595 --> 00:29:29,428
Yeehaw!
466
00:29:30,429 --> 00:29:32,054
- [Julie] Rocky Mountain
skillet for the lady.
467
00:29:32,054 --> 00:29:33,620
- Thank you.
468
00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,640
- [Julie] Steak and eggs.
469
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,070
- Perfect.
470
00:29:36,070 --> 00:29:38,810
- Mine is so much better than yours.
471
00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:39,897
World famous.
472
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:42,815
- So can I get you guys anything else?
473
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,569
- Nah.
- No, I think we're all set.
474
00:29:44,569 --> 00:29:45,802
- Thank you.
- Perfect.
475
00:29:45,802 --> 00:29:46,985
- Right.
476
00:29:46,985 --> 00:29:48,614
- Hey, Shelly, you mind passing the salt?
477
00:29:48,614 --> 00:29:49,447
- Sure.
478
00:29:55,537 --> 00:29:59,203
- So, what was going on
with you two last night?
479
00:30:00,748 --> 00:30:02,110
- What the fuck are you talking about?
480
00:30:02,110 --> 00:30:05,630
- Seriously, come on, the
dancing over in the corner,
481
00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:07,403
like nobody noticed?
482
00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:10,003
- It's just dancing, bra.
483
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,900
- I've seen a lot of dancing,
484
00:30:12,900 --> 00:30:15,573
and that was definitely not dancing.
485
00:30:16,570 --> 00:30:18,263
- Yeah, just dancing.
486
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:20,663
- [Drake] Screw you guys.
487
00:30:23,148 --> 00:30:25,189
- [Shelly] You're not jealous, are you?
488
00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:26,833
- Me, jealous, nah.
489
00:30:28,073 --> 00:30:32,143
I mean, I like you, but
I'm not in love with you.
490
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,786
- I mean jealous of me, not him.
491
00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:37,619
I know you guys have that
492
00:30:37,619 --> 00:30:39,423
two peas in a pod bullshit going on.
493
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:43,757
- Yeah, Drake's in love with me.
494
00:30:44,629 --> 00:30:47,193
- Nah, I'm in love with
your drug connection,
495
00:30:48,590 --> 00:30:49,743
but not your dick.
496
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,095
- How would you know,
you've never seen it.
497
00:30:54,095 --> 00:30:55,596
- Why do you think that is?
498
00:30:55,596 --> 00:30:57,696
Because there's absolutely nothing to see.
499
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,394
- Ah, so you have seen it.
500
00:31:01,394 --> 00:31:03,605
(laughing)
501
00:31:03,605 --> 00:31:06,772
(pounding rock music)
502
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,230
- [Drake] Hey, Kyle, so
how about the hair, man?
503
00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:22,730
- [Kyle] Yeah, I'm still down.
504
00:31:23,586 --> 00:31:26,251
- What are you guys talking about?
505
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,730
- We were just gonna go
grab a couple of beers.
506
00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:28,563
You in or not?
507
00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:31,083
- Yeah, you can't ditch me now.
508
00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:34,563
- [Drake] Let's go to Bikini Lounge then.
509
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,500
- Dude, that place is a fucking dive.
510
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,333
- It's fun.
511
00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:41,030
- For you maybe.
512
00:31:41,030 --> 00:31:43,810
- [Drake] Come on, Shelly,
look, just a few beers,
513
00:31:43,810 --> 00:31:45,896
it's super close, and
then we'll go to Kyle's.
514
00:31:45,896 --> 00:31:46,979
Are you down?
515
00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:51,403
- All right, fine.
516
00:31:51,403 --> 00:31:54,570
(pounding rock music)
517
00:32:25,142 --> 00:32:28,975
(singing in foreign language)
518
00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:24,827
(jagged electronic music)
519
00:33:34,487 --> 00:33:36,637
- [Kyle] You wanna put
a little wager down?
520
00:33:40,330 --> 00:33:42,440
- No, not yet.
521
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,224
Let's play one out first.
522
00:33:44,224 --> 00:33:45,977
And then we'll see.
523
00:33:45,977 --> 00:33:46,810
- Okay.
524
00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:49,710
I'm not talking about anything serious,
525
00:33:49,710 --> 00:33:51,771
just a little gentleman's bet,
526
00:33:51,771 --> 00:33:55,380
Like I win, you buy my next beer.
527
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,980
- [Drake] You mean when I
win, you buy my next beer.
528
00:33:59,403 --> 00:34:01,237
- Yeah, something like that.
529
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,820
- Okay, fuck it, you're on.
530
00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,320
- Rack for break?
531
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:08,600
- I racked, you break.
532
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,459
♪ This motherfucker runs on
longhorn cheese, come on ♪
533
00:34:13,459 --> 00:34:17,042
(jagged electronic music)
534
00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:22,253
(laughing)
535
00:34:22,253 --> 00:34:24,387
- It's all part of my strategy.
536
00:34:24,387 --> 00:34:26,976
- [Drake] Sure it was.
537
00:34:26,976 --> 00:34:29,393
(bell rings)
538
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,273
- Hey.
539
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:43,913
- [Mr. Patch] Yeah?
540
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:46,563
- [Shop Owner] How can I help you?
541
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:52,763
- Yeah, do you have any tasers here?
542
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:01,933
- Sure thing.
543
00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:03,970
Right over here.
544
00:35:26,770 --> 00:35:30,843
- Hey, don't lean on the glass.
545
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,133
- Which one's the best?
546
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,370
- Well, that all depends on
what you're trying to do.
547
00:35:52,130 --> 00:35:54,563
What is it you're trying to do?
548
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:02,010
- Self-defense, uh, home defense.
549
00:36:02,010 --> 00:36:05,530
Self-defense, you know, in case.
550
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,293
- Look, do you want one that shoots?
551
00:36:14,490 --> 00:36:19,490
- I want one I can jam
into someone's rib cage
552
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,020
and shock the living shit out of them.
553
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,703
- Now you're talking.
554
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,250
The Black Jack 21 Million
555
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,783
is the taser for you.
556
00:36:45,310 --> 00:36:48,870
- How does it, how does it work?
557
00:36:48,870 --> 00:36:50,733
- [Shop Owner] You wanna
give it a little test?
558
00:36:52,630 --> 00:36:53,463
- On you?
559
00:36:58,020 --> 00:36:58,853
- Why not?
560
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,610
- I couldn't do that, that's assault.
561
00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:06,393
- I gave you permission.
562
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,000
Look, I can't have you leaving here
563
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,833
unless you're a satisfied customer.
564
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,433
Just zap me right here.
565
00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,293
See that red button?
566
00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:23,277
Push it.
567
00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:24,900
(buzzing)
- Oh!
568
00:37:24,900 --> 00:37:25,943
- There you go.
569
00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:29,083
Now, come in here close.
570
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:32,453
That's right.
571
00:37:34,493 --> 00:37:36,999
(buzzing snaps)
572
00:37:36,999 --> 00:37:39,166
(gasping)
573
00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:44,563
That's better than a cup of coffee.
574
00:37:47,258 --> 00:37:48,091
- I'll take it.
575
00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:52,410
- Good.
576
00:37:52,410 --> 00:37:54,260
Is there anything else I can get you?
577
00:38:01,524 --> 00:38:04,024
- You have baseball bats here?
578
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,650
- I like where your head's at.
579
00:38:07,696 --> 00:38:10,970
You know what, I got a
Louisville Slugger in the back
580
00:38:10,970 --> 00:38:12,023
with your name on it.
581
00:38:14,380 --> 00:38:15,213
- Slugger?
582
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,980
- It's old school.
583
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:24,240
Tell you what, you get
the bat and the taser,
584
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:25,940
I'll throw in a little bonus item,
585
00:38:27,090 --> 00:38:28,073
something sharp.
586
00:38:30,465 --> 00:38:31,298
- Sharp.
587
00:38:35,515 --> 00:38:38,187
(buzzing)
588
00:38:38,187 --> 00:38:39,020
Aw, shit.
589
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,479
I'm sorry, I'll move
it right now, I swear.
590
00:38:42,479 --> 00:38:43,840
(gasping)
591
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:44,673
What?
592
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,010
No.
- Don't hurt me.
593
00:38:48,010 --> 00:38:49,700
Please.
- No, they're not for you.
594
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,320
- Please.
- They're for someone else.
595
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,075
- Mr. Clown, leave me alone!
596
00:38:54,075 --> 00:38:56,325
(shouting)
597
00:39:09,718 --> 00:39:13,385
(bluesy instrumental music)
598
00:39:17,903 --> 00:39:21,290
- Hey, hey, Shelly.
599
00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:22,890
- Yeah?
600
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:26,373
- You wouldn't happen to
have any chit chat, would ya?
601
00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:28,303
- Chit chat?
602
00:39:30,528 --> 00:39:31,361
- [Drake] You know.
603
00:39:31,361 --> 00:39:32,640
- You mean blow?
604
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,760
- [Drake] Yeah.
605
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,400
- Why didn't you just say
that instead of making up
606
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,995
pet names for drugs that no one else uses?
607
00:39:37,995 --> 00:39:42,343
- Okay, Shelly, do you have any blow?
608
00:39:43,334 --> 00:39:44,320
- [Kyle] So you like my hat, huh?
609
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,253
- I love your hat, it's adorable.
610
00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:48,270
- [Kyle] Maybe you can borrow it.
611
00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:50,243
- Yes, but not much.
612
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,500
- Well, how much is not much?
613
00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,433
- Like not even a gram, barely enough.
614
00:39:58,510 --> 00:39:59,343
- Hmm.
615
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,900
Okay, hold on.
616
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,733
Hey, Kyle,
617
00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:10,740
I know you never carry,
618
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,580
but you wouldn't happen to have any blow
619
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,030
back at your place, would ya?
620
00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:18,220
- As a matter of fact, I do.
621
00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:19,580
- How much?
622
00:40:19,580 --> 00:40:21,023
- Drake, shut up.
623
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,623
- [Drake] How much?
624
00:40:26,510 --> 00:40:27,770
- Enough to be merry.
625
00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:28,793
- Amazing.
626
00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:32,493
Let's hit up the liquor store,
627
00:40:33,341 --> 00:40:35,977
and back to Kyle's place.
628
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,307
- All right, Cochise, after you.
629
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:44,388
(rumbling rock music)
630
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:28,181
♪ Sink or swim ♪
631
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:33,856
♪ It's not about who you know ♪
632
00:41:35,526 --> 00:41:40,526
♪ You'll let them fuck
you, then you'll know ♪
633
00:41:43,579 --> 00:41:48,579
♪ Sink or swim ♪
634
00:41:50,665 --> 00:41:53,248
♪ Sink or swim ♪
635
00:41:54,922 --> 00:41:57,089
(howling)
636
00:42:07,268 --> 00:42:09,851
(tires crunch)
637
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,850
- Drake?
638
00:42:30,850 --> 00:42:31,700
- [Drake] Shelly!
639
00:42:32,740 --> 00:42:33,790
- Do you want a beer?
640
00:42:34,810 --> 00:42:37,180
- [Drake] Of course, batter up.
641
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,508
Damn!
642
00:42:38,508 --> 00:42:39,884
- Nice catch.
- Good arm.
643
00:42:39,884 --> 00:42:41,302
- [Shelly] Kyle?
644
00:42:41,302 --> 00:42:42,933
- Man.
- I'm good, thanks.
645
00:42:44,070 --> 00:42:46,343
Dude, could you be any messier?
646
00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:49,253
- Your floor is thirsty.
647
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:56,450
So, where is
648
00:42:56,450 --> 00:42:57,283
the blow?
649
00:43:00,220 --> 00:43:01,572
- [Kyle] All right.
650
00:43:01,572 --> 00:43:02,772
Let me go grab my stash.
651
00:43:03,770 --> 00:43:04,790
- Get it, cowboy.
652
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:05,663
- Your stash?
653
00:43:32,562 --> 00:43:33,430
I'm gonna go check on
654
00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:36,520
what this stash situation is all about.
655
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,404
- Okay, you do that.
656
00:43:38,404 --> 00:43:39,237
- Okay.
657
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:52,873
Boo.
658
00:43:54,743 --> 00:43:55,993
- [Kyle] I wasn't scared.
659
00:44:00,030 --> 00:44:01,590
- You should be.
660
00:44:01,590 --> 00:44:02,603
- [Kyle] Why is that?
661
00:44:03,677 --> 00:44:06,420
- Because I'm going to suck your blood.
662
00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:07,253
- [Kyle] Really?
663
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,803
- I'm gonna start stealing shit.
664
00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:32,603
The fucking dancing.
665
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:36,883
The fucking dancing!
666
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,290
I fucking called it.
667
00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:42,310
I called it.
668
00:44:42,310 --> 00:44:44,053
Can't make money off this shit.
669
00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:48,863
Well, you could at
least make it a quickie!
670
00:45:01,487 --> 00:45:03,654
(banging)
671
00:45:05,276 --> 00:45:08,480
- I think we should go back out there.
672
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,330
- Good things come to those who wait.
673
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,093
Shall we?
674
00:45:32,348 --> 00:45:36,022
(grunting)
(fleshy thunk)
675
00:45:36,022 --> 00:45:39,105
- Fucking boy toy, you piece of shit.
676
00:46:25,860 --> 00:46:27,153
(buzzing)
677
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:29,403
(grunting)
678
00:46:31,285 --> 00:46:33,535
(snorting)
679
00:46:34,843 --> 00:46:36,993
- [Shelly] Where'd you
get all this anyway?
680
00:46:38,530 --> 00:46:40,683
- I told you, it's part of my stash.
681
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:43,053
- Come on, Kyle.
682
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,493
- [Kyle] I borrowed some from Conway.
683
00:46:49,510 --> 00:46:51,130
- Kutt Conway?
684
00:46:51,130 --> 00:46:52,173
Are you crazy?
685
00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:57,700
- It's just an extra bag,
he's not gonna notice.
686
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,563
- He has cameras everywhere.
687
00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:01,883
- [Kyle] So?
688
00:47:05,430 --> 00:47:06,950
- He's gonna come knocking for you.
689
00:47:06,950 --> 00:47:07,950
You fucking know it.
690
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,701
- So let him knock.
691
00:47:11,701 --> 00:47:13,951
(knocking)
692
00:47:17,430 --> 00:47:19,300
That's probably him right now.
693
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:21,253
- Ha ha, it's just Drake.
694
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:24,140
- Yeah.
695
00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:26,023
Bitch probably just locked himself out.
696
00:47:30,262 --> 00:47:32,429
(banging)
697
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:36,763
Hold your fucking horses.
698
00:47:39,307 --> 00:47:40,184
Where you going?
699
00:47:40,184 --> 00:47:41,228
- I have to tinkle.
700
00:47:41,228 --> 00:47:42,354
- [Kyle] Seriously?
701
00:47:42,354 --> 00:47:43,187
- Yeah.
702
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,950
You'll be okay, go check on him
703
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:47,700
before he gets eaten by a javelina.
704
00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,220
We'll pick up where we left off, promise.
705
00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,660
- [Kyle] I'm gonna hold you to that.
706
00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,493
- Okay, tiger.
707
00:47:56,575 --> 00:47:59,210
(knocking)
708
00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,293
- Drake, I'm going to fucking kill you.
709
00:48:04,461 --> 00:48:06,420
(banging)
710
00:48:06,420 --> 00:48:09,464
- What the fuck are you
guys doing out there?
711
00:48:09,464 --> 00:48:10,870
(clicking)
712
00:48:10,870 --> 00:48:12,483
Um, not funny, guys.
713
00:48:17,388 --> 00:48:19,763
(clicking)
Kyle?
714
00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:24,263
(buzzing)
(screaming)
715
00:48:42,270 --> 00:48:43,253
- Ah, shit!
716
00:48:46,300 --> 00:48:47,593
- [Man In Plaid] Got a few.
717
00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:51,100
- Want me to trash him?
718
00:48:54,382 --> 00:48:55,770
- [Man In Tracksuit] We'll
dispose of them all at once.
719
00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:56,603
- Right on.
720
00:49:13,988 --> 00:49:18,821
- [Man In Tracksuit] Gentle,
gentle, gentle, she's a lady.
721
00:49:22,117 --> 00:49:23,370
(buzzing)
722
00:49:23,370 --> 00:49:24,920
- You want this again, asshole?
723
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,983
- Fuck you guys!
724
00:49:34,588 --> 00:49:36,838
(groaning)
725
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,420
- You will sit there and behave
726
00:49:45,684 --> 00:49:48,400
or I will turn this thing so goddamn ugly
727
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,453
that you will beg me to kill you.
728
00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:55,973
- Um,
729
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,710
who are you guys,
730
00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:02,063
and what do you want with me?
731
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,750
- We'll get to that.
732
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,800
But, first, we have to play a quick game.
733
00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:14,750
- Is it the drugs, man?
734
00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,540
I'll go get them, just let us go.
735
00:50:16,540 --> 00:50:18,350
- You're gonna have to
play for the pretty girl
736
00:50:18,350 --> 00:50:20,873
because, well, she can't do it right now.
737
00:50:25,013 --> 00:50:26,710
- I promise I won't say a word.
738
00:50:26,710 --> 00:50:28,140
Nothing.
739
00:50:28,140 --> 00:50:28,973
I swear.
740
00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:33,500
- Where's Drake?
741
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:36,690
- Hey, keep your mind focused
on the game, young man.
742
00:50:36,690 --> 00:50:38,333
You don't need any distractions.
743
00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:42,590
- You fucking killed him.
744
00:50:43,744 --> 00:50:45,207
You killed him.
745
00:50:45,207 --> 00:50:46,773
You're not gonna let us go.
746
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:49,850
Just fucking do it.
747
00:50:49,850 --> 00:50:51,660
Get it over with!
748
00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:53,513
- Actually, Kyle, I did not kill him.
749
00:50:57,461 --> 00:51:01,143
It was your creepy clown
friend here who did it.
750
00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,830
- What the fuck, man?
751
00:51:10,830 --> 00:51:11,663
Why?
752
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,353
Why?
753
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,350
- You know, I really
don't know what I'm going
754
00:51:17,350 --> 00:51:18,623
to be doing next,
755
00:51:20,670 --> 00:51:22,143
but I can tell you one thing,
756
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,993
if you don't play along,
757
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,060
the rest of your lives are
going to do nothing but hurt
758
00:51:30,060 --> 00:51:30,993
real bad.
759
00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:34,714
Hit or stay?
760
00:51:34,714 --> 00:51:36,480
(buzzing)
761
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:37,477
- Fuck you.
762
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:40,393
- Hit or stay, last chance.
763
00:51:42,970 --> 00:51:43,870
- [Mr. Patch] Hit.
764
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:50,733
- 20, not bad, not bad at all.
765
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,423
Hit or stay?
766
00:51:59,050 --> 00:51:59,883
- Question.
767
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,353
- Sure.
768
00:52:03,270 --> 00:52:05,020
- What the fuck are we playing for?
769
00:52:06,670 --> 00:52:08,073
- To see who gets the trip.
770
00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:13,603
- Trip, what trip?
771
00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:16,540
- You see, the winners get to take
772
00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:17,883
the Magic Mystery Shot.
773
00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:26,094
- What's in it?
774
00:52:26,094 --> 00:52:30,410
- (chuckles) I can't tell you
775
00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:36,543
because it's a Magic
Mystery Shot. (laughs)
776
00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:40,693
Sorry.
777
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,273
Hit or stay?
778
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:49,573
- Hit me.
779
00:52:52,890 --> 00:52:54,763
- You gotta be kidding me, 21.
780
00:52:56,413 --> 00:52:58,063
- Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
781
00:52:59,747 --> 00:53:01,300
- [Man In Tracksuit] Beats me.
782
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:03,930
- Chicken dinner, more like chicken shit!
783
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:05,780
You stacked the deck.
784
00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:07,470
- It's your word against mine, Kyle.
785
00:53:07,470 --> 00:53:09,530
And I say you're a winner.
786
00:53:09,530 --> 00:53:11,790
In fact, you're both winners.
787
00:53:11,790 --> 00:53:12,623
Right?
788
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,360
- [Kyle] No, no, no, no,
don't, don't touch her!
789
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,660
Just give them both to me.
790
00:53:21,609 --> 00:53:24,520
Better yet, give them
both to the fucking clown.
791
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:26,460
- I'm afraid I can't do that, Kyle.
792
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:27,670
Besides, if anybody around here
793
00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:30,120
needs a Magic Mystery
Shot, it's Sleeping Beauty.
794
00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:33,510
Kind of boring, right?
795
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:36,303
We're gonna be here for a while.
796
00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:42,463
Now you.
797
00:53:44,190 --> 00:53:45,083
- Fucking do it.
798
00:53:51,370 --> 00:53:52,403
You fucker!
799
00:53:55,050 --> 00:53:55,950
You gave us speed?
800
00:53:58,010 --> 00:53:59,033
- Just a little bit.
801
00:54:00,315 --> 00:54:01,983
I don't want you falling asleep.
802
00:54:06,570 --> 00:54:08,760
Might as well give him one, too, right?
803
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,864
Don't want him to feel left out.
804
00:54:10,864 --> 00:54:14,120
- No, no, no, no!
805
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:17,374
I won't say a word, I promise.
- Shelly, Shelly, talk to me.
806
00:54:17,374 --> 00:54:20,921
- Don't, don't, don't.
- What the fuck is going on?
807
00:54:20,921 --> 00:54:22,360
What's wrong with my arm?
808
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,813
- Shelly, Shelly, we're
in some shit, girl.
809
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:27,553
This guy.
810
00:54:29,085 --> 00:54:32,110
(grunting)
811
00:54:32,110 --> 00:54:35,250
- Okay, that's enough chit
chat out of the two of you.
812
00:54:35,250 --> 00:54:36,700
We've got more games to play.
813
00:54:37,641 --> 00:54:38,809
- {Shelly] What the fuck is that?
814
00:54:38,809 --> 00:54:40,350
Fucking.
815
00:54:40,350 --> 00:54:41,550
- Good morning, darling.
816
00:54:43,810 --> 00:54:44,643
- Conway.
817
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,540
Why is there a clown here?
818
00:54:54,073 --> 00:54:55,223
- I don't fucking know.
819
00:54:57,245 --> 00:54:58,820
He killed Drake.
820
00:54:58,820 --> 00:55:02,360
- Yeah, you know, I was actually
wondering the same thing.
821
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,360
Why are you here?
822
00:55:08,591 --> 00:55:11,100
- You guys want a hint?
823
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:12,007
- No.
824
00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:13,007
- Hint away.
825
00:55:15,806 --> 00:55:18,056
(laughing)
826
00:55:25,470 --> 00:55:28,610
- Look, look at the
clown behind the wheel.
827
00:55:28,610 --> 00:55:31,500
He looks angry, let's piss him off more.
828
00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:34,497
Hey, Mr. Clown, you know
how to make animal balloons?
829
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:37,290
- No, no, no, you're not
doing this because of that.
830
00:55:37,290 --> 00:55:40,990
No, are you fucking serious?
831
00:55:40,990 --> 00:55:42,453
- Dead fucking serious!
832
00:55:44,430 --> 00:55:46,123
- We were fucking stoned, man.
833
00:55:47,169 --> 00:55:49,030
We thought it was funny
seeing a clown driving a car!
834
00:55:49,030 --> 00:55:53,390
- Ha, ha, ha, ha ha!
835
00:55:53,390 --> 00:55:54,470
- I don't mean to be rude,
836
00:55:54,470 --> 00:55:55,640
but I do have to interrupt
837
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,740
this little getting to know you chit chat.
838
00:55:59,850 --> 00:56:00,683
- Okay.
839
00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:02,613
- Now, listen,
840
00:56:03,770 --> 00:56:06,520
we're going to play a really
high stakes game of poker.
841
00:56:08,274 --> 00:56:10,530
And don't worry, Kyle, this time
842
00:56:10,530 --> 00:56:12,822
I won't stack the deck in my favor.
843
00:56:12,822 --> 00:56:14,361
- [Kyle] Yeah, right.
844
00:56:14,361 --> 00:56:17,028
- What's he talking about, Kyle?
845
00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,350
- You were passed out.
846
00:56:20,350 --> 00:56:22,123
We played a round of blackjack.
847
00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:24,603
And he stacked the deck,
848
00:56:25,490 --> 00:56:28,373
and that's why we're all
high as kites right now.
849
00:56:28,373 --> 00:56:29,206
- What are you gonna do now?
850
00:56:29,206 --> 00:56:30,039
Set us on fire?
851
00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:34,233
- No, nothing like that.
- Oh, good.
852
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,110
- Did you know that I used to be a dealer?
853
00:56:39,110 --> 00:56:42,803
Well, I mean, right, I am a dealer, right?
854
00:56:43,852 --> 00:56:46,853
But I used to be a dealer
dealer in the city of sin.
855
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,583
- Yeah, that was until he
caught fucking stealing.
856
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,203
- No, no, Kyle, you're the thief.
857
00:56:57,210 --> 00:56:59,540
I just needed a change of scenery.
858
00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:03,173
This is a true,
straight-up game of chance.
859
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:09,593
But this time, it's not the
winners, it's the losers.
860
00:57:11,586 --> 00:57:13,798
- What do losers get?
861
00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:15,500
- The losers?
862
00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:19,233
The losers get to take
the Speedball Challenge.
863
00:57:23,851 --> 00:57:25,186
- That doesn't sound like fun.
864
00:57:25,186 --> 00:57:26,620
I don't want that prize.
865
00:57:26,620 --> 00:57:28,553
- And the winners, what
do the winners get?
866
00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:33,080
- [Conway] Very simple, the
winner gets to sit out a round.
867
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:33,913
- Do they have to sit?
868
00:57:33,913 --> 00:57:35,510
Can they run around the RV with an escort?
869
00:57:36,690 --> 00:57:41,326
- Yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
870
00:57:41,326 --> 00:57:43,576
(laughing)
871
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:49,853
- Big fucking prize, man.
872
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:55,983
- All right, I'll tell you what,
873
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,717
I'll sweeten the pot.
- Oh, shit.
874
00:57:58,717 --> 00:58:01,673
- The winner gets to go home alive.
875
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:10,900
Now, considering the three
of you have just been shot up
876
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:13,730
with a very, very intense dose of speed,
877
00:58:13,730 --> 00:58:15,330
I just have to ask the question,
878
00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:18,510
I mean, how much more do you think
879
00:58:18,510 --> 00:58:20,493
your little hearts can take, you know?
880
00:58:24,226 --> 00:58:25,953
I don't know.
881
00:58:25,953 --> 00:58:27,246
- Not much.
882
00:58:27,246 --> 00:58:29,500
- So no matter what,
even if you play fair,
883
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:31,310
one of us is getting the speedball?
884
00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:33,920
- Yeah.
885
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,970
Yes, I mean, the math would dictate that.
886
00:58:38,551 --> 00:58:39,651
- You're fucking sick.
887
00:58:42,490 --> 00:58:45,193
- Well, that remains to be seen.
888
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,024
Let's play some poker, what do you say?
889
00:58:51,024 --> 00:58:51,857
- Woo!
890
00:58:51,857 --> 00:58:53,193
- Fucking stupid.
891
00:58:55,630 --> 00:58:56,880
What are we betting with?
892
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:01,740
- Brick, say what It over here
893
00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:04,325
has in that bag of tricks, will you?
894
00:59:04,325 --> 00:59:06,908
- Hey, get your hands off that.
895
00:59:10,710 --> 00:59:12,010
- [Conway] Balloons.
896
00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:13,890
You make balloon animals?
897
00:59:13,890 --> 00:59:15,450
- Yep.
898
00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:16,283
Pretty good.
- Yeah?
899
00:59:16,283 --> 00:59:17,653
- Yeah, little fives.
900
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,103
- Shelly, what would you
like him to make for you?
901
00:59:27,310 --> 00:59:28,673
- A javelina.
902
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,563
- A javelina, that's an
interesting choice there, Shelly.
903
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:35,680
Why'd you pick javelina?
904
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,720
- It resembles you, your face,
905
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,520
'cause it's like a fucking wild pig.
906
00:59:43,551 --> 00:59:44,384
- Shh!
907
00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:47,773
- Okay.
908
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:50,890
We'll see what he can do.
909
00:59:50,890 --> 00:59:53,910
- I'm gonna need both hands, yep.
910
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:57,353
- Brick.
911
01:00:00,045 --> 01:00:03,471
- No, wait, no. (whimpers)
912
01:00:03,471 --> 01:00:05,721
(grunting)
913
01:00:11,185 --> 01:00:13,313
(balloon snaps)
914
01:00:13,313 --> 01:00:14,170
- We'll use the rest of those balloons
915
01:00:14,170 --> 01:00:15,580
as poker chips, though.
916
01:00:20,781 --> 01:00:23,114
(squeaking)
917
01:00:29,662 --> 01:00:30,995
- Arf, arf, arf.
918
01:00:33,496 --> 01:00:34,329
(popping)
919
01:00:34,329 --> 01:00:35,247
Woo!
920
01:00:35,247 --> 01:00:37,254
(laughing)
921
01:00:37,254 --> 01:00:39,587
(squeaking)
922
01:00:47,304 --> 01:00:49,554
(snorting)
923
01:00:58,110 --> 01:00:59,373
- That's beautiful.
924
01:01:01,317 --> 01:01:04,620
- You think so?
925
01:01:04,620 --> 01:01:07,060
- Your mother must be very proud.
926
01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:08,610
- Actually, she can't stand me.
927
01:01:10,451 --> 01:01:12,670
- All right, everybody
gets two balloons each.
928
01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:14,520
The orange are worth five,
929
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:16,123
the blue are worth 10,
930
01:01:16,123 --> 01:01:17,323
the purple are worth 20.
931
01:01:18,570 --> 01:01:20,353
Shelly, would you cut the deck, please?
932
01:01:25,133 --> 01:01:27,100
- Okay,
933
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,090
cut them there, cut them thin,
934
01:01:29,090 --> 01:01:31,520
should've went, cut them
deep, sleep in the street,
935
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:32,670
cut them thin, should've
went, cut them deep,
936
01:01:32,670 --> 01:01:33,800
sleep in the street.
937
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,420
- Or buried at the bottom
of a six foot grave
938
01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,760
covered in dirt. (chuckles)
939
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:40,163
Right, that's the other. (laughs)
940
01:01:41,890 --> 01:01:43,053
- Real promising, man.
941
01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:46,151
- [Conway] Thank you.
942
01:01:46,151 --> 01:01:47,750
- It didn't even rhyme.
943
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:49,656
- [Conway] Everybody ante up five.
944
01:01:49,656 --> 01:01:52,739
(ticking rock music)
945
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,220
Since we're all playing this hand,
946
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,130
let's just go right to the
flock, what do you say?
947
01:02:06,130 --> 01:02:07,301
- Yeah, yeah.
948
01:02:07,301 --> 01:02:10,384
(ticking rock music)
949
01:02:17,225 --> 01:02:19,392
- That is to you, my lady.
950
01:02:21,930 --> 01:02:23,037
- I'm in for 10.
951
01:02:28,863 --> 01:02:30,908
- [Kyle] I'll call.
952
01:02:30,908 --> 01:02:31,865
- I call, as well.
953
01:02:31,865 --> 01:02:33,623
- Okay, okay, okay, here we go.
954
01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,412
Now, here comes the turn.
955
01:02:37,412 --> 01:02:40,495
(ticking rock music)
956
01:02:45,970 --> 01:02:47,970
- I'm in for 30.
957
01:02:47,970 --> 01:02:50,803
(Conway chuckles)
958
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,470
- What does it even matter?
959
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,740
You stacked the deck anyways.
960
01:02:58,740 --> 01:03:00,360
- Fuck you!
961
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:01,760
Fuck you!
962
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,840
You fucking deadbeat,
963
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:06,090
I already said that this
is coming out clean.
964
01:03:07,737 --> 01:03:09,237
Don't fucking insult me again.
965
01:03:12,739 --> 01:03:15,310
- It's all right, Kyle,
I'm watching real close.
966
01:03:15,310 --> 01:03:17,210
He's playing, he's playing
clean, he's playing fair.
967
01:03:21,878 --> 01:03:23,084
- Guess I'll call.
968
01:03:23,084 --> 01:03:27,084
(fluttering instrumental music)
969
01:03:35,094 --> 01:03:36,011
- Fuck you.
970
01:03:38,100 --> 01:03:38,933
I'm all in.
971
01:03:38,933 --> 01:03:42,933
(fluttering instrumental music)
972
01:03:45,810 --> 01:03:47,183
- Okay, Chuckles, me too.
973
01:03:52,010 --> 01:03:53,523
- I guess that makes all three.
974
01:03:58,621 --> 01:03:59,454
- Mm,
975
01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:04,416
you feel that?
976
01:04:06,961 --> 01:04:09,060
You guys feel that?
977
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:11,050
Isn't the anticipation just,
978
01:04:11,050 --> 01:04:12,157
just killing you?
979
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:15,270
- Cut it with a knife.
980
01:04:15,270 --> 01:04:16,283
- Can't wait.
981
01:04:18,433 --> 01:04:19,783
- Here comes the last card.
982
01:04:21,230 --> 01:04:22,080
Here's the river.
983
01:04:25,692 --> 01:04:28,565
- Yes, winner, winner, chicken dinner!
984
01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:32,315
(ticking instrumental music)
985
01:04:35,650 --> 01:04:37,750
- All right, let's see who the losers are.
986
01:04:44,288 --> 01:04:45,160
- Boom.
987
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,263
- Seven high straight.
988
01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:49,880
Can anybody beat that?
989
01:04:52,754 --> 01:04:53,587
- I sure can.
990
01:04:57,555 --> 01:04:58,972
- Son of a bitch.
991
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,083
- Fucking pair.
992
01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:09,700
- Wow, lover boy, you are the winner,
993
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:11,830
which means, of course, that the princess
994
01:05:12,690 --> 01:05:13,550
and the jester
995
01:05:15,090 --> 01:05:17,409
will need to take the Speedball Challenge.
996
01:05:17,409 --> 01:05:21,130
- No, no, no, no, no, I
want to trade my pass.
997
01:05:21,130 --> 01:05:23,340
I want to take the challenge.
998
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:26,163
- No, it just doesn't work that way.
999
01:05:27,020 --> 01:05:30,123
Remember, I said the
losers take the challenge.
1000
01:05:31,490 --> 01:05:32,490
- This isn't a game.
1001
01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,520
You're fucking with our lives, man!
1002
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:39,303
- No, Kyle, this is a game,
1003
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:41,430
and it's my game.
1004
01:05:43,641 --> 01:05:45,053
And I make the rules,
1005
01:05:46,590 --> 01:05:48,390
which means that
1006
01:05:48,390 --> 01:05:51,240
she's going to get the high of her life
1007
01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:53,880
off of what you stole from me.
1008
01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:02,110
- Conway, please, you
know that we're sorry.
1009
01:06:02,110 --> 01:06:02,943
I'm sorry.
1010
01:06:02,943 --> 01:06:04,160
Whatever we did to piss you off,
1011
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,412
we'll make it better.
1012
01:06:05,412 --> 01:06:06,245
- She's sorry, she's sorry,
1013
01:06:06,245 --> 01:06:08,403
she's sorry.
- Anything that you want.
1014
01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:11,249
- This is what I want.
1015
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,040
I want us all to party.
1016
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,671
- [Shelly] Conway, please, stop.
1017
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:15,504
- No, no!
1018
01:06:16,630 --> 01:06:18,135
No, leave her alone!
1019
01:06:18,135 --> 01:06:20,218
- [Shelly] Get off of me!
1020
01:06:22,263 --> 01:06:23,096
Fuck you!
1021
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,673
Fuck you.
1022
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:28,713
- Bozo, too.
1023
01:06:34,359 --> 01:06:36,272
- Don't do it.
1024
01:06:36,272 --> 01:06:37,553
- I don't know what to tell you, pal.
1025
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:41,230
You were just at the wrong
place at the wrong time.
1026
01:06:42,696 --> 01:06:44,284
(groaning)
1027
01:06:44,284 --> 01:06:46,321
(pinball machine music)
1028
01:06:46,321 --> 01:06:49,203
(grunting)
1029
01:06:49,203 --> 01:06:50,417
- It worked, it worked.
1030
01:06:50,417 --> 01:06:51,250
- No.
1031
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,083
(groaning)
1032
01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:52,916
(squirting)
1033
01:06:52,916 --> 01:06:56,166
(pounding metal music)
1034
01:06:57,298 --> 01:07:00,172
(laughing)
1035
01:07:00,172 --> 01:07:05,172
(pounding metal music)
(grunting)
1036
01:07:21,572 --> 01:07:26,072
(buzzing)
(screaming)
1037
01:07:27,123 --> 01:07:28,246
♪ Cause it's free, cause it's free ♪
1038
01:07:28,246 --> 01:07:29,411
♪ We're punk rock ♪
1039
01:07:29,411 --> 01:07:30,919
♪ Cause it's free, cause it's free ♪
1040
01:07:30,919 --> 01:07:32,000
♪ We're punk rock ♪
1041
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:33,668
♪ Cause it's free, cause it's free ♪
1042
01:07:33,668 --> 01:07:34,711
♪ We're punk rock ♪
1043
01:07:34,711 --> 01:07:38,961
♪ Cause it's free, cause it's free ♪
1044
01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:45,220
(shouting)
1045
01:07:49,770 --> 01:07:50,603
- Shelly!
1046
01:07:50,603 --> 01:07:51,436
Shelly!
1047
01:07:55,773 --> 01:07:57,523
- [Mr. Patch] Conway!
1048
01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:00,220
- Hey, man, what's up?
1049
01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,053
Time out!
1050
01:08:01,053 --> 01:08:02,490
Whoa, whoa.
1051
01:08:02,490 --> 01:08:04,433
Yo, I need a minute, okay?
1052
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:07,170
Old guy time out, hang on.
1053
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,630
Ooh!
1054
01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:11,720
Man, you shouldn't have been here, I know.
1055
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,040
I feel bad now.
1056
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,300
I feel really bad, it's okay.
1057
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:17,333
No, no, no, we can work
together, it's fine!
1058
01:08:17,333 --> 01:08:20,754
(fleshy thunks)
(grunting)
1059
01:08:20,754 --> 01:08:21,798
(shouting)
1060
01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:25,215
(thudding and squishing)
1061
01:08:32,490 --> 01:08:34,320
- Shelly, can you hear me?
1062
01:08:36,673 --> 01:08:38,253
I need you to talk to me.
1063
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:44,320
Shelly, can you hear me?
1064
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,987
- [Shelly] I'm cold.
1065
01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:49,053
I can't feel my lips.
1066
01:08:52,915 --> 01:08:54,998
- We're gonna get you outta here, okay?
1067
01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,081
Just hold on.
1068
01:09:01,255 --> 01:09:02,088
- Kyle,
1069
01:09:04,801 --> 01:09:06,718
will you dance with me?
1070
01:09:09,721 --> 01:09:10,888
- [Kyle] Okay.
1071
01:09:17,691 --> 01:09:21,109
♪ Are we going somewhere ♪
1072
01:09:21,109 --> 01:09:26,109
♪ Or are we just having fun ♪
1073
01:09:26,909 --> 01:09:31,582
♪ Is your love about to leave ♪
1074
01:09:31,582 --> 01:09:36,582
♪ Have we just begun ♪
1075
01:09:36,667 --> 01:09:40,169
♪ Do you dream about me ♪
1076
01:09:40,169 --> 01:09:45,136
♪ Knowing that I dream of you ♪
1077
01:09:45,136 --> 01:09:46,280
♪ Tell me ♪
1078
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:47,640
- I guess I never realized
1079
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,647
how much I love being close to you.
1080
01:09:50,846 --> 01:09:53,973
♪ Do you feel it, too ♪
1081
01:09:53,973 --> 01:09:55,923
- I really like being next to you, too.
1082
01:09:57,644 --> 01:10:00,561
♪ Am I going crazy ♪
1083
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,190
- So now what, do we say goodbye?
1084
01:10:06,904 --> 01:10:11,660
♪ Please don't let me stay here ♪
1085
01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:16,160
♪ Slowly lose my mind ♪
1086
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:19,917
♪ Tell me if you love me ♪
1087
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:24,632
♪ And if you want to be true ♪
- Shelly.
1088
01:10:24,632 --> 01:10:26,338
Don't fade out on me.
1089
01:10:26,338 --> 01:10:27,763
I need you here with me.
1090
01:10:27,763 --> 01:10:32,096
♪ If I'm crazy, if you feel it, too ♪
1091
01:10:38,561 --> 01:10:41,311
- Don't forget to dream about me.
1092
01:10:43,394 --> 01:10:45,477
- Shelly, Shelly, Shelly.
1093
01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:49,114
Shelly, stay awake, wake up!
1094
01:10:51,242 --> 01:10:52,075
Wake up.
1095
01:11:06,836 --> 01:11:07,753
She's gone.
1096
01:11:14,761 --> 01:11:16,761
All my friends are gone!
1097
01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:23,226
And they'd still be alive
if it wasn't for you.
1098
01:12:03,025 --> 01:12:05,442
(shattering)
1099
01:12:14,864 --> 01:12:17,364
(engines rev)
1100
01:12:19,370 --> 01:12:24,120
(shattering)
(screaming)
1101
01:12:28,672 --> 01:12:30,922
(crashing)
1102
01:12:35,968 --> 01:12:39,223
(engine revs)
1103
01:12:39,223 --> 01:12:41,556
(screaming)
1104
01:12:43,894 --> 01:12:46,144
(crashing)
1105
01:12:46,144 --> 01:12:48,477
(screaming)
1106
01:12:52,234 --> 01:12:55,444
Fuck you, I'm gonna kill you!
1107
01:12:55,444 --> 01:12:57,694
(crashing)
1108
01:14:11,984 --> 01:14:14,151
(gagging)
1109
01:14:35,607 --> 01:14:36,524
- Showtime.
1110
01:14:42,030 --> 01:14:43,697
Where are you going?
1111
01:14:47,557 --> 01:14:50,438
Oh no, you're not getting away that easy.
1112
01:14:50,438 --> 01:14:54,021
(tense instrumental music)
1113
01:18:32,698 --> 01:18:34,698
(gasps)
1114
01:18:43,088 --> 01:18:44,255
- [Kyle] Shit.
1115
01:19:04,068 --> 01:19:05,318
- Are you okay?
1116
01:19:08,612 --> 01:19:10,654
Okay, I'll take off your helmet.
1117
01:19:10,654 --> 01:19:12,571
Okay, I'll take it off.
1118
01:19:16,371 --> 01:19:17,204
This?
1119
01:19:25,334 --> 01:19:27,584
(wheezing)
1120
01:19:33,718 --> 01:19:36,433
What are you doing here?
1121
01:19:36,433 --> 01:19:37,933
Did you come here?
1122
01:19:39,854 --> 01:19:40,687
Humans,
1123
01:19:43,356 --> 01:19:45,439
they'll never understand.
1124
01:19:49,568 --> 01:19:51,781
They won't understand me.
1125
01:19:51,781 --> 01:19:55,198
(blooping ambient music)
1126
01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:02,083
(wheezing)
1127
01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:15,092
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
1128
01:20:18,345 --> 01:20:19,262
no, no, no.
1129
01:20:21,808 --> 01:20:22,641
No.
1130
01:20:27,611 --> 01:20:29,944
(screaming)
1131
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,627
I'm not alone.
1132
01:20:59,388 --> 01:21:01,555
(buzzing)
1133
01:21:05,230 --> 01:21:06,397
I'm not alone!
1134
01:21:07,358 --> 01:21:09,816
(screaming)
1135
01:21:09,816 --> 01:21:11,983
(buzzing)
1136
01:21:41,054 --> 01:21:42,226
(truck revs)
1137
01:21:42,226 --> 01:21:46,018
- [Driver] Hey, man, you need a ride?
1138
01:21:46,018 --> 01:21:48,019
(tires screech)
(driver laughs)
1139
01:21:48,019 --> 01:21:49,173
What a clown.
1140
01:21:53,569 --> 01:21:56,652
(bright rock music)
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