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♪♪♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you,

♪ lead you

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

Crogar said not to get here so early.

That's how an ambush works - be there before your target.

A quick question. We're 100% certain about this... plan?

CECE: Golden Bones has the Sino bolt map.

If he reaches the Netherwhere, it is lost. We have no choice.

But if we put all our brains together - even Clovis -

couldn't we come up with a less dangerous plan?

When Golden Bones sees the Chaos,

he won't be able to resist and he'll chase us.

-We'll lure him to the channel. -Where the Demoniac will ground.

Big crunch! Trapped!

OK, but then what?

We board the ship, show 'em how the 7Cs kick butt

and boogie out with the bolt map!

Stop worrying. Crogar knows Viking battle stuff.

-He came up with half the plan. -The crunch half! Good plan.

ZAK: A good plan if our lookout looks out for the Demoniac!

I could spot that heap from a gajillion miles away.

You should be more worried about the flaws in the plan.

-What flaws? -Not enough Clovis!

I stay behind, "guarding" while you do the fun stuff!

D-D-D-D-Demoniac!

I didn't even get to do that! Oh, by the way, it's here!

Battle stations!

Sweet! Bones took the bait! Hold on!

-Call off the chase. -Are you sure, Commander?

The channel is too narrow. We won't make it past the reefs.

SKELETON: The Chaos will escape! -Perhaps not.

Ready the Eel...

ZAK: OK... any second now...

Crunch?

-What is that? -I have no idea, and that's bad.

Whatever it is, Bones is driving and he's got the map!

CECE: Orders, Captain?

Don't look at Crogar. Crogar came up with crunch!

CECE: Why are we going slow?

Oh, no... Zak Storm, are you planning to let them board us?

Let them! I've been shining my skull-breaking booties!

Have a little faith, Cece, in me, and the Chaos!

-Charge! -It's not fair, I want to fight!

Why can't I ever do what you do?

We need to guard the rear. Your part is important, OK?

Let's rock 'em and sock 'em!

-Crogar charge ahead! ZAK: Stay in formation!

Strike as a single unit!

Not our greatest moment. Ideas?

-Crogar! You're a genius! -This Crogar?

Pick up some bones. We'll make a shield!

-Get your head out of here! -When you move your hand!

Zip it, boneheads! We can't hear to fight!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Blazz!

GOLDEN BONES: [laughs]

Calabrass!

Got you! Yoo-hoo! The battle's this way, bone-brains!

Or are you scared of an armed ghost?!

-Clovis, throw me Calabrass! -Don't worry. It's your plan.

-I'm protecting your rear. -I love your plan, fool!

-Wow! -No!

CECE: Zak Storm!

Argh!

Oof! Gah!

Aah! Hah! Gah!

Good work, Crogar!

Clovis!

Give me to Zak, ye daft ghoulie! We're going to be kraken food!

I have to protect the Chaos. That's my job, and yours!

If you're going to do something stupid,

you might as well do it with style!

Eye of Vapir!

Huh? But only Zak can use your powers!

As a ghost, you're linked to Vapir, but be careful, it's--

-I'm Clovis the Conqueror! -No! Wait!

En garde!

Wow... This looks a lot easier when Zak does it.

-Why isn't he breaking? -The eye is unstable with you.

-It keeps me in a ghost state. -While you become solid!

Argh!

That was a very important detail!

Master, they're taking control of the Eel!

Skullivar will be furious to lose his prototype,

but what I'm bringing him will largely calm his anger.

The Demoniac will return home without us.

Take control of this wreck and set sail for Netherwhere!

GOLDEN BONES: [laughs]

Not the best plan after all.

This is a joke. Tell me it's a terrible joke.

The Chaos. We lost the Chaos.

And Calabrass! And Clovis! And the map!

And our honour.

Is there anything we haven't lost yet?

Crogar is still genius,

but he no understand why Chaos and Clovis obey Golden Bones.

-Bones must have Clovis hostage. -Or is it Clovis' plan to...

To... To what?

If he had a plan, he'd have acted on it before ruining ours.

Plan or not, we have no choice. We have to catch them.

The Chaos is the fastest ship here.

True, but we're the best crew! Caramba, get this thing started.

And what do we do?

Guess, genius.

That's their cutting-edge engineering?

I designed a more complicated highchair as a baby on Wahool--

Yeeargh! This might take a second.

We don't have a second, Caramba!

A minute, then. You can't rush a genius!

Crogar genius!

Yes, uh-huh.

Yes!

Ha-ha-ha!

[chugging]

Oh...

ZAK: We're not going to catch the Chaos like this.

I can goose the clutch matrix, but it may damage the engines!

[whining]

Yeah!

COMPUTER: Welcome to the Eel. Systems are 99% operational.

-Please identify yourself. -What?!

-Incorrect identification. -What?!

Activating anti-intruder measures.

ZAK: What?! -Exterminate the intruders.

ZAK: Er...

This is what I get for having a plan.

Stupid boat! Obey me!

Boo!

-This is how it's done. -Clovis! Behind you!

Enough!

Find that rotten ghost!

[whining]

Oh! Ooh!

Argh!

Hah! Wow!

-We are on a collision course! -No we're not!

Robo-boat, if we wipe out, you're gonna be in trouble too!

-Hold on! I am coming! -I've got it under control.

COMPUTER: New intruder detected. Redistributing defences.

Elimination.

Ha-ha!

Take that, quote technology unquote!

I said I had it under control!

You did, then you did not. You are welcome.

Chaos in sight!

-Caramba, speed this thing up! - That might kill the engine.

Who cares? We'll get our real ship back!

Oh, it feels good to return home a champion!

What?

Zak Storm!

Stop him!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh! Ouch!

Argh!

Ha! Winner by knockout!

For Skullivar!

Rargh!

CLOVIS: Bingo!

Good move, Chaos!

Rargh!

-Caramba, I need a tech-head! - Oh-oh!

Yeah. You gotta alien-up and hack this thing!

[beeping]

I've taken control of the gun turret!

Rargh!

Can't believe I'm sayin' this, but good work, laddie!

Don't screw it up before Zak gets here!

The job's not done yet! Zak's rear is still exposed!

Clovis! No!

Clovis the Calamitous has the situation under control.

Target in sight, shot on goal!

Oh, why do I bother?

The ghost scores his own goal.

Hang on, gang! We're gonna go boom!

The steering is dead!

Hang on!

Oi, boat! Turn around!

Grr!

That's a good creature!

ZAK: Clovis sank us? CARAMBA: Yes.

I'd give my right arm to say it wasn't so.

We're not out of it yet. Think up a solution, guys.

A solution? You mean a miracle! I get so rusty when I drown!

-Should we swim to the Chaos? -Swim?

Of course... And why not fly while we are at it?

[groaning]

Cece, you're a genius!

-Her too? -Zak!

ZAK: I'll come back as soon as I've taken the Chaos!

Oo-oh!

Wow! Oh!

Oo-oh! Ah!

Ooargh!

[roars]

ZAK: Whoa... Easy now. I...

ZAK: No! Aah!

What the--

Good job, Clovis!

Zak Storm!

[squawks]

I tire of your little tricks! The Master can do without you!

Chaos! U-turn!

No!

No!

Ha-ha-ha! Too late!

You can't escape from Skullivar now!

-I'm coming! -No! Go hide! I got this!

Er... Maybe I don't got it.

Huah!

Chaos!

I'll take over!

Aah! Hoo!

[snarls]

-It's not bad up here actually. -Raise your weapon and fight!

Hey! You scared of heights, bag of bones? Come get us!

He doesn't need to. He's waiting for us to reach his friends.

I've made a mess of it. Now I see why you leave me behind.

Made a mess? Clovis, you fought Golden Bones and half his army!

You sank the ship we were on and everyone may drown,

but we all make mistakes.

Clovis, look, I ask you to watch my back

because as crazy as you are sometimes, I trust you, bud.

We're a team, and this is not over!

We'll get Calabrass, the map and the Chaos,

and settle the score with that heap of bones together.

You lead. I got your back.

-The master will be proud of me. -Proud of what?

That you couldn't handle a ghost alone? He has low standards.

I shall have my reward, but ending you will be a bonus!

Nice form! More to the left!

Try less wrist and a little more accuracy!

Oh, missed again.

Chaos, let's skedaddle!

No!

Yeah!

No!

-I've got the map! -Good work, Clovis!

-We're so close! -Calabrass, let's finish this!

Zak Storm!

Eye of Sino!

Ha-ha-ha! Is that the best you can do?

Me? Yeah, but him?

Argh! Ooh! Urgh!

And it's over the fence! Co-Captain?

Just tryin' it on for size. Heh-heh!

ZAK: I don't see them.

Do you think that...

Hello geniuses! What took you?

They're geniuses too?

Aaah... Good boat! Crogar missed you!

I thought we were going to lose him.

Luckily we had you, Zak. If we had to count on Clovis...

Switch that around, 'Ramba. Without Clovis, we'd be toast.

I couldn't have done it alone.

I just did my part, which was most of the parts.

I saved everyone, and am more awesome than words can say.

What am I, chopped liver?

Without me, you'd have looked like idiots! Silly landlubbers!

Mm-mm-mm!

[all laugh]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM