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Zak Storm, Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm!

[♪♪♪]

How are the chores of Chaos going?

Proton agitators discharged, Captain.

High sail repaired and better than ever!

[impact grunt ]

Ah! Laundry is springtime fresh, Captain!

That is... quite a color, Crogar...

Haha! Thanks!

Clovis, what about you?

The deck won't swab itself!

And PS, I know that means mop. I looked it up.

Over my dead body!

Oh wait, I don't have one! Ha ha ha!

Ah! No no no! You're not skipping out again!

This time you'll suck it up like everyone-- Oooh!

Ah...

Guess someone has to do it.

And you did look up the definition of "swab", right?

Ha ha ha! Nah nah nah nah nah! You missed a spot.

UNKNOWN MAN: They look nice. You think they'd be a good fit?

UNKNOWN WOMAN: They're perfect. So... solid.

Ha. Ha. Phasing through stuff and skipping out on chores.

You've got it sooo easy!

Sometimes I do wish I had my body ba-- Aaah!

CLOVIS: Aaah!

ZAK and CECE: Clovis!

[whistle]

Clovis, hang on!

[grunt]

What just happened?

A Vortex to Zite happened.

Zite, the Sea of Stars, ye brainless scallywag!

But Clovis is bound to the Chaos. He can't go anywhere!

Except to Zite!

Weird as the Triangle rules are, Zite breaks 'em all!

I noticed! That Vortex bounced me right back!

Only immaterial beings can enter the Sea of Stars.

Lucky for you, the Eye of Zite

can release a spirit from its body.

Then you can follow the wee nit.

But there's a catch.

The Star-spectrum only lasts seven hours.

If you're not back in your body in time,

ye'll be a ghost forever!

That's some catch...

Aye. And the Eye only has enough juice to take two of ye.

Sorry, Zak. I did my time in the stars and I'm afraid.

Maybe even terrified.

CROGAR: Crogar stays too.

No way is Crogar leaving his muscles behind!

I will go. I have always wanted to explore the Sea of Stars.

Cool. Caramba, start the countdown.

ZAK: Seven hours!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Zite.

Star-spectrum!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

[spectrum buzzing]

Did it work? Are we really... spirits?

One way to find out!

It worked! This is 100% pure awesome!

Ah! Are they...?

Very much alive.

Their vitals are stable.

It's like they're sleeping.

Hey, we're right here! Can't you see us?

We're spirits.

No one can see or hear us on this plane.

Then let's get our polter-guy back.

Fasten your spirit belts, we're off to the Sea of Stars!

[countdown beeping]

[mysterious music]

How could we find anything?

Unless you're into stars, this place is empty!

Look again, matey!

[footsteps in a distance]

CECE: The Ziteans! According to ancient Atlantean Lore,

they created the entire Cosmos.

Zak Storm, do not agitate them. Do not even talk to them.

In fact, look away.

Relax! I can hang with the stars!

Besides, they're our only chance to find Clovis.

Hiya Sir! Er... Miss?

We're, um, looking for a friend.

Hey! Big guy, over there!

Man, they say movie stars are stuck up.

You'd think real star people would be more down to earth.

UNKNOWN WOMAN: Maybe we can help?

CECE: Salutations, Great Creators.

We're looking for our friend Clovis. Small, blue...

...farts a lot? What? It's accurate!

We know where your friend is.

[sigh of relief] Follow us, nice mortals...

CALABRASS: Can we hurry this up?

I can feel my powers drained by this wretched place.

Calabrass, stay courteous!

Time is meaningless in the Sea of Stars...

... For Zite has no boundaries.

That's great for you, but Cal's right, we're on a schedule.

Oh! Look!

[mumbling]

ZAK: Clovis!

[mumbling]

[effort grunts]

[mumbling]

[bestial cry]

What is that?

That would be the Yellow G'Moondraï.

[suspenseful music]

[menacing shriek]

[muffled screams of terror]

[laser blast]

CECE: My bow, it's useless!

Time to unleash the Storm!

Calabrass, gimme the Eye of Blazz!

I'd love to, but that Eye's back on the Chaos with the real me!

So all seven Eyes are off limits?

Except the one that brought ye here.

Aha! The Eye of Zite. All right, got it!

Nebula Blade!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

[pain roar]

Ha! Even as a ghost I nailed it!

He nailed it back.

Woah! Astro shuriken!

[effort grunts]

Ah! Ow! That hurt!

What good is it to be ghosty if I can still be hurt?

[muffled screams]

[effort grunts]

Hurry, Zak! There must be another Zite power!

There is, but it's lame.

Have some faith, lad!

ZAK: All right.

Here goes nothing.

[menacing roar]

Starlight showdown!

[heroic music]

[♪♪♪]

Wow. Suddenly I love glitter!

Clovis? Are you okay? Who did this to you?

[panting]

Those two weirdo gas nebula, glowsticky clowns,

that brought you here!

The Ziteans? They're gone!

Why would they kidnap Clovis and then lead us to him?

That doesn't make sense!

Unless it was part of their plan.

They must want something from us.

[snoring]

[countdown beeping]

Crogar? Crogar!

Zak and Cece have been gone for almost three hours.

What if they don't make it back in time?

[ominous music]

[♪♪♪]

What was that?

Ah, I must be hearing things, again!

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

See? Good as old!

Caramba worries too much.

Ah, thank Arcturus, you're back in your bodies!

Yes, it's good to have a body...

... Er, again.

CARAMBA: Hold on...

Where is Clovis?

He's... here but...

...he doesn't want to be seen.

Arr! Always playing silly tricks.

Yes. He's perhaps somewhere... farting, right?

[gurgling]

Ah...

What is that unhallowed sound?

Crogar hungry.

Crogar say we go grab some grub in Marituga!

Marituga...

Yes, let's experience it.

[sighing] Floating is tiring!

Oh, Really?

I thought I had it sooo easy.

We're lost, lads. Those stars make no sense whatsoever,

even to the finest pirate that ever roamed the seas.

I'm talking about me.

If we don't make it back in time, we're ghost toast.

Hey! I prefer the term "bodily challenged".

You'll get used to it after a few hundred years.

If only you had the best Navigatrix

in the Triangle with you...

ZAK: Yeah, that would be...

Oh...

Follow me, boys.

Yay Cece! I take back most of the things

I say about you when you're not around!

Here it is!

Oh, no... Look!

BOTH: They're gone!

-Our bodies! -My swordy!

ZAK: That's what those two cosmic clowns were after.

Our bodies!

No, come touch this "door".

You don't think something's a little off here?

Our friends are hungry.

Crogar act strange too when he's hungry.

Strangely hungry.

Guys! Guys!

It is us!

CECE: These two are impostors!

It's no use. They can't see or even hear us.

Because it takes practice for spirits

to be noticed by humans. Just watch and learn!

[clears throat]

Hey guys! Listen up!

Ah, Clovis! Thank the Mergatroid!

What happened up there?

Boy, oh boy, do I have a juicy secret about those two!

Ready? Get this: Zak and Cece are...

Aaah!

Urgh! We're no longer in Zite.

Clovis is anchored to the Chaos again.

I don't understand. You have a secret?

Are you accusing me?

Come on, shiny friend.

Let us experience the joy of eating

the Crogar is raving about.

The Crogar?

Urgh! That's it! Get out of me right now!

[effort grunts]

You can't get back into an already occupied body, mortal.

You're powerless... But we're not!

Aaah!

CECE: Aaah!

Did you hear something?

You worry too much, Metal man.

That's what Crogar says, but I call him Caramba.

That was pretty powerful.

And I know power.

Well, I did, when I had the Eyes of the Seven Seas on my hilt.

Wait, Calabrass, we can't return to our bodies,

but you can return to your sword then warn our friends!

Alas, the moment I return to the sword,

it'll end the Star Spectrum spell!

And we will lose our bodies forever.

I love my body.

I don't want some lame space ghost living in it!

[chewing]

Woah!

Your trip must have really drained your batteries.

[footsteps approaching]

[menacing music]

[♪♪♪]

-Zak Storm! -A skeleton patrol!

This is not our lucky day.

CROWD: [screams of panic]

Crogar does not want to be disturbed while Crogar's eating!

Ah!

[weapon charging]

Soldiers, prepare for battle!

These two cretins are gonna get us killed!

I do not wanna see this!

-Your fingers are see-through. -Argh!

For Skullivaaar!

Aha!

[effort grunts]

[electric shocks]

They're outnumbered!

-Zak, wait! -Yaaa!

[effort grunts]

Okay. I'm officially over that going-through-stuff thing.

Behind you! I mean... me!

[laser blasts]

[pain grunts]

What is that strange unpleasant feeling?

It... It hurts.

I didn't like that either. Not one bit.

Zak, maybe you can draw your sword now!

[energy vibrating]

Can you feel it too?

Yes. I was so entranced by the solid world I didn't notice.

This artifact is infused with powerful magic.

If they get the powers of the Eyes...

Don't worry, I'm the only one who can activate them.

Kiss yer bodies goodbye.

We're doomed.

We need to do something!

If they control our bodies and the Eyes...

You! Come and face us!

[blasts]

[fire blast]

That felt... good.

Um, guys, wasn't that a little over the top?

Move away. You're boring us.

[energy blast] Aah!

This solid world is far more unpleasant than we thought.

Agreed. I say we destroy it.

[fire blasts]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Crogar still hungry?

Um... Friends are coo-coo in the head.

Guys, wait! You don't know what you're up against! Guys!

Save your breath. They cannot hear us, remember?

How much time left, Calabrass?

The Ziteans are draining the Eyes' energy fast.

The seven hours just went down to... about 20 minutes!

Ah! I can't live like this forever!

ZAK: I like eating! And surfing!

I'll even take hitting my head sometimes! What do we do?

Oh, for Behemoth's sake, enough with the whining already!

Sassafras?

You can hear us?

Unfortunately, yes.

Being clairvoyant isn't a gift, I'm tellin' ya... it's a curse!

Now, scuttle away and take your loud friends with you!

We need help to contact our friends and get our bodies back.

Sassafras never works for free.

And ghosts don't carry doubloons last time I checked.

But you're our only hope!

Oh, tough break, kid.

Now, beat it!

I've got a date with my crystal ball and I need peace and quiet.

What does Clovis do if he wants something?

I am not doing that!

I meant he gets annoying. Follow my lead.

♪ ...was a farmer who had a dog ♪

♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪

♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪

♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪

♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪ ♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪

♪ There was a farmer who had a dog ♪

♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪

♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪

Oh, fine, I'll help ya.

But just stop that screeching torture already!

[victorious music]

[screams of panic]

Crogar thinks Zak and Cece need a little wake-me-up!

Are you out of your mind, Crogar?

They may be crazy, but they're our friends!

On second thought... Wake the snot out of 'em!

Oh, hold your horses! I've got a message for you.

Two Ziteans have taken control of your friends' bodies.

The real Zak and Cece are standing right here...

in spirit form.

There. Happy?

Will you stop haunting me now?

That would explain a lot of things but...

How can we be sure?

Cece says Crogar's underwear is pink and ginormous.

Is... Is that even a word?

Aaar! The Witch speaks the truth!

Saved by Viking tighty-pinkies!

Zak? Cece? How do we get you back inside your bodies?

The Ziteans must have a weakness.

My Starlight showdown attack worked well

against that monster in Zite.

We could glitter them out!

I'm afraid I'm almost out of juice, Cap'n.

Where will we find bright mystical light

in the middle of the night?

Oh, I just had an idea-splosion!

Okay! We need a volunteer to play bait... a catapult...

a large shiny surface...

and most importantly, a banana.

A banana?

Banana?

Once we've destroyed this awful place,

we'll build a new home, one to rival Zite itself!

[fire blasts]

Oh! Stop! You almost destroyed it!

And why would we care?

Because it's the most delicious,

magnificent and special foodstuff ever.

It's called...

the Ban-Ha-Naaah!

Surrender the "Banhanah" to us this instant!

Sorry. This is the one and only "Banhanah" in the universe

as-we-know-it and it's mine, Daddy-o! Later, Skaters!

Come back here!

[fire blasts]

ZAK: [panting]

Hand over the "Banhanah" and we won't hurt you.

Come...

Come and get it... I guess?

Alright, let's do this!

Okay, okay...

Ready Chaos, Crogar launching!

[thrilling music]

Ragnarööök!

Nooo!

[♪♪♪]

Yes!

[moan]

Yes!

Aaar! We're back in business!

Don't think this is over.

We'll come back for your bodies.

And this time, we'll bring our friends.

Pah! Those two never fooled Crogar!

Riiight. You were Johnny-on-the-spot.

Now I know what it's like to be in your ghost-shoes.

It's not all sunshine being separated from your body.

Finally, you understand my deep deep deep suffering.

Get me all the comic books and movies I want.

Um... no. But we will find your body one day, Clovis.

That's a deal.

Huh!

But in the meantime, someone still needs to swab the deck.

Not it!

[laughs]

[♪♪♪]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM