Original subtitles

Zak Storm, Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm!

[ice cracking]

[dramatic music]

At last... The Heptahedron...

[♪♪♪]

[Clovis neighing]

[neighing]

Clovis is correct, play your sea horse.

You do know how, right?

[playful laughter]

What d'ya think of this captain pose?!

Shhh!

Chaos? Chaos? The Plank!

Captain Zak, full steam ahead.

Wow! Ooh!

[footsteps approaching]

Crogar was winning the fight of the little pieces!

-Zak is gonna-- -Argh!

Oooh!

-Oh! - Huh?

Oh yeah!

[laugh]

It needs a few tweaks.

Your holo-generator is awesome, Caramba! They all fell for it!

A disguise won’t turn me into a hero, but...

It was convincing until you tried to ride the Plank.

No illusion can help you--

[loud whistle]

Cece? Are you okay?

Aah!

[energy blast]

Ah...

The Atlantean Heptahedron, a terrible weapon capable

of shattering the boundaries between dimensions!

It's been lost for centuries.

Bones... Bones just found it!

We're too late! They've crossed into Vapir.

Bones will give the Heptahedron to his Master.

This be bad news, chums.

Skullivar will use it to bring fire to the Ice Sea of Sino!

Dry up the Sea of Beru! You'll forever disrupt the balance

of the Seven Seas!

The Heptahedron is protected by Atlantean runes.

It will take time to break those.

Sounds like time enough to get the Hepa-Whatever-Drum back!

Let's set sail!

You want to attack Netherwhere?

That's so Viking! Yes!

Zak, no one has entered Skullivar’s sanctuary and lived.

It is the most protected place there is!

ZAK: Well, there's a first time for everything. I hope.

The Vapir Islands are "ghost echoes"

that disrupt signals.

Wow! This place is so weirdo-cool.

Good news: we're invisible to radar.

Bad news: not so much to skeleton patrols.

This place is filled with Skullivar's most elite troops.

Even if we can get inside,

we cannot possibly defeat all of them.

Hum! That's why we have Caramba.

Me?! Against elite troops?!

Perhaps you didn't notice, but I'm not a warrior!

No, but you're a super tinkerer and I've got a super plan!

You'd be able to make more of those, right?

I will need complete concentration

to break the Atlantean runes.

Under no pretext am I to be disturbed!

CLOVIS: Hovers ahoy!

Right! Everyone take positions.

Cece, Crogar - ready for attack!

Caramba, scramble communications!

Communications... scrambled!

[suspenseful music]

[♪♪♪]

Uh?

They're trying to get away! Hurry!

Crogar, let's get our new ride!

Chaos? Plank!

Ya!

Ragnarök! You think these troops elite? That make Crogar sad.

Uh... Those ones? No.

These ones, yes!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Sino!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

[battle grunts]

Sino-storm!

CROGAR: [battle cry]

Uh!

ZAK: Success!

Caramba, you ready?

CLOVIS: Caramba is gone.

And I'm being attacked

by those mean old nasty looking skeletons.

Save me!

Ha! Good one. You almost had me!

If we don't have to count on Clovis' acting skills,

we'll be skeletons to them!

Are the fireworks part of the show? Ouch!

I know, I know!

I told Zak I need more time

to adjust the holo-projectors so...

Ah...

I can feel Skullivar manipulating the runes.

They are close to breaking!

Uh!

All right! Who's up for the break-in of the century?

Clovis, cover us!

Consider yourselves covered!

Good luck, gentlemen!

Ha!

Better wish yourself good luck too! You're coming with us!

Oh! Me?

Coming... with you?

Oh boy...

Zak, I'm not really sure what I'm doing here.

I don't have any weapons, or a spine, or--

You got the brains, buddy.

You're the one who can guide us through here.

[ominous music]

Ah!

[♪♪♪]

Fire!

Skullivar's already broken one side of the Heptahedron!

Ye cod fish!

The barriers between dimensions are weakening.

Huh?

[signal beeping]

Patrol 4, report. Come in Rusty.

CARAMBA: Hover Alpha Patrol 4 reporting,

immediate landing access requested!

Enter your identification code.

Here goes nothing. Cross your fingers,

and whatever else humans cross.

SKELETON: Access.... granted!

That worked? Wow.

[dramatic music]

[♪♪♪]

[suspenseful music]

Okay, I'm in the system.

But are you sure I'll be okay here, all alone?

ZAK: Caramba, it's me. Would I ever steer you wrong?

CARAMBA: Well, we're still stuck in the Bermuda Triangle.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[maniacal laugh]

CECE: No!

The stars just went out in Zite!

Uh...

Maybe it's better you go back to the Chaos, Cece. We got this.

No way. I'm coming with you.

My people created the Heptahedron.

It's my duty to shut it down!

[heavy footsteps]

General! Patrol 4 has returned,

but the 2 crafts are still missing.

Send out Hydrobikes and find those fools.

And whatever you do, do not disturb Skullivar!

Zak! You're heading right for those skeletons!

ZAK: Exactly, because your holo-disguises are perfect!

Return to your Hover.

General Bones wants the missing crafts.

ZAK: That's a negative.

-Have to report to Skullivar. -Nega...

What's your code and regiment number soldier?

Code and regiment number? Easy!

[low] Help me?

[device beeping]

Oh-oh!

[suspenseful music]

By the Lord Vorg's fifteen chins!

Psst! Caramba! I need those numbers now, as in right now!

K-R-M-B-A? What kind of code is that?

Give me a proper code or else...

Well then I guess I'll have to ask for... else?

Code and regiment number or you will be pulverized!

Relax! You're a skeleton, I'm a skeleton,

we're all skeletons here.

Why do we need codes?

Now, if you were looking for a nice warm sweater I could--

Ah! My eyes!

What's going on here?

Crogar explain.

[alarm blaring]

Switching to plan B.

Uh Make that, plan C!

Aaah!

Ouch!

[device beeping]

[suspenseful music]

[♪♪♪]

ZAK: You're pretty big for a clone!

Huh!

Aaah!

Big, but brainless.

What's this?

Ye don't recognize me?

A talking sword? Seven Stones of immeasurable power?

Calabrass?

ZAK: Bingo! And, his best bud...

Zak Storm!

-Argh! -Oh!

-Crogar felt cramped. -CECE: Not so fast!

ZAK: Dude, ever heard of subtlety?

[alarm blaring]

[effort moans]

Yah!

Oh! Eee...

CARAMBA: I'm here!

I had a little problem, but are you okay?

CECE: Crogar has lost his cover and the alarm went off!

I can cut it off, but there are guards everywhere

between you and the Heptahedron! You're trapped!

Caramba, your holo-generator can make me look like anyone, right?

Let's try Plan D.

The skeletons will be sure to let us pass!

Keep stepping Viking, I'm taking you to a cell.

Understand?

Crogar never surrenders!

Crogar, it is a trick...

Yes! And Crogar good actor!

General Bones.

Bow lower...

General, intruders have infiltrated--

Boneheads! I captured the intruder.

Obvious, isn't it?

Of course, General Bones, my apologies.

Squad! Escort the General and his prisoner to the brig!

Hover Patrol 4 debris has been spotted

around the base, General.

And, what was that alarm about?!

A technical problem with a squad escorting a prisoner with horns.

Horns?

Affirmative. With horns. On a helmet.

A Viking, in Netherwhere?

Then Zak Storm can't be far away!

I want a complete lockdown! Now!

Double the patrols!

I want to speak with this prisoner!

[loud whistle]

[screaming in pain]

[energy blowing]

Only 3 sides remain. We are not going to make it in time.

We will. We have to. Caramba? How far away are we?

You're going in the wrong direction.

CARAMBA: So I guess, pretty far.

We have to get rid of these skull heads.

Crogar has plan D too.

D-Stroy them!

No, Crogar. We cannot draw attention or--

What's going on here ?

General Bones?

ZAK: Isn't it obvious?

He's an impostor, get rid of him!

BONES: You really think you can fool my troops, Storm?

ZAK: My troops. My elite tro

Impossible to fool!

The only real Bones here ...is me!

[electricity buzzing]

ZAK: Uh... Caramba?

CARAMBA: It's not my fault! It's delicate.

Who hits their hologram? Who?!

Okay, we'll improvise!

[roar]

[moaning in fear]

Arrest Conrad Zakary Storm!

Plan E! Escape!

After them, fools!

[hologram crackling]

ZAK: Caramba! Which way?

Try right!

Um... No, go left, left!

[suspenseful music]

[device beeping]

Yes, yes... Yes!

CARAMBA: Yes...

CECE: Caramba, it is too crowded here!

Yes!

Open this door!

And send a squad to footbridge 5.

I'll corner them.

[energy blowing]

No! Skullivar has folded Dezer into Sino!

Soon he will control all of the Seven Seas!

[Bones laughs]

You have no chance.

Surrender.

No chance? Those are my kind of odds!

-Where do we go? -CARAMBA: I can't find an exit!

You're trapped!

Farewell, boy.

It wasn't a pleasure.

Okay, think, think...

Squad?

Wait! Can I just say one last thing?

Another bad joke?

No, just a letter.

C!

C as in...

See you later!

Go!

Aaah!

Zak, you're in the energy capacitor!

It's filled with lasers for power supply! Get out of there!

'C' you later... indeed.

Caramba! Stop the program before we're all hamburgers!

Stopping this isn't like jumping into a trap.

It takes time!

Uh!

[laser blasts]

Aaaah!

Caramba?

CECE AND ZAK: Aaaah!

[system shutting down]

Generator shut down!

Zak, Cece, Crogar? Do you read me?

Oh, no! They've been burned to a crisp!

I ruined everything! I told them I should not have come!

ZAK: The next time you turn off the lights, warn us first.

SKELETON: Auxiliary generator activated.

Main generator will reboot in a minute.

Someone's helping this fool from beyond.

Rub the base's exterior with a fine-toothed comb!

CARAMBA: At the end of this shaft you should find

a metal cover that you have to unscrew.

Well?

Aaah!

He's in a trance.

Everyone quiet.

[energy buzzing]

[mysterious music]

Well, well, stick wad!

Not even able to open a little box?

Calabrass...

You dare to venture here inside Netherwhere?

He isn't alone!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Blazz!

[epic music]

Fireball!

You're not worthy of the power of the Seven Seas.

You think your pathetic little magic tricks

have any effect on me?!

A good magician would know a big flash

usually means... a misdirection!

[thrilling music]

Impudent Atlantean!

[moaning in pain]

Don't touch my princess!

Aaargh!

CROGAR: Aaah!

CROGAR: Oh!

[evil laugh]

You really think you can defy me in my own kingdom?

Calabrass! Eye of Aeria!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

Argh! I won't be able to last much longer!

ZAK: [effort groans]

Hey!

[triumphant laugh]

Not so fast.

Zak! I'm sorry, I didn't see them coming!

You have lost, as we both knew you would.

Give me the Heptahedron and the Eyes of the Seven Seas

and your pathetic little crew may leave.

Skullivar cannot have it back, Zak.

The Triangle will crumble.

I'm sorry, it's all my fault!

I'm no hero...

I'm nothing but a tinkerer!

Do not say that, Caramba. This is not your fault.

Huh? Sure it is. You're not even a very good tinkerer!

You don't invent, you only copy.

What? But it was you who told me.

Right, Cece?

Do not blame it on Caramba!

All he does is input command after command on his little pad.

What? I'm not even...

Oh...

Oh!

[device beeping]

Enough, young Storm!

Surrender or perish!

ZAK: Release our useless friend and I'll give you what you want.

CECE: Do not forget your promise.

We leave freely.

SKULLIVAR: Go.

I hope you know what you're doing!

Leave.

With the Seven Eyes and the Heptahedron, I am--

What?

[suspenseful music]

-No! - ZAK: Yes!

Super tinkerer saved us all!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Dezer!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

Destroy them!

[screams]

Now that's a real Plan C, as in Plan Clovis!

CROGAR: Plan C is Plan Crogar!

ZAK: No, Plan C is plan Chaos hiding in the Vapir echoes

before all of Skullivar's armies catch us!

Nooo!

[energy buzzing]

[enchanting music]

ZAK: That was epic! We'd never have made it without you.

Skullivar would have ravaged the Seven Seas!

It wouldn't have been a pretty sight, believe you me!

So... I'm a hero?

You were always a hero, Caramba.

And his mighty pad of beeps!

Beware his wrath!

[playful laughter]

Ah! Wa! Oh!

[metallic shock]

We may have to work on that name,

but every hero has their own style!

CREW: [laughing]

[♪♪♪]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM