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Zak Storm, Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm!

[peaceful music]

Ah... See, guys? This is what I'm talking about!

Between adventures and exploration,

sometimes you need to rest and relax.

[drinking]

[snoring]

[incoming communication]

CARAMBA: Can you hear me?

Zak? Cece? Crogar?

Caramba! How's the scraping going?

Almost done. Did you finish cleaning the deck?

We're in the middle of it.

[collision] Ah!

Whoa! That was a rough one.

Oh! You messing with a Viking's nap, ghost boy?

Who, me? No way!

Unless it was really funny, then I might.

But this time? Nope. Not me.

Odd. There's no wind, no current...

There should not be waves here.

[collision] [splashing]

-Ay! -Ah!

Wohoho! Oh!

CARAMBA: Oh my...

Oh no! Ah, ah, ah...

Caramba! What do you see?

[statics crackling]

Caramba!

Caramba!

Um, so adding to the weird and creepy feeling I'm getting,

those waves are just... going bye-bye.

CECE: I have seen this before. A long time ago.

Sea Trolls.

Trolls! Ha! Crogar was best Troll Hunter in his land.

Crogar, get ready to put your mullet where your mouth is.

We're going Troll hunting.

[thrilling music]

We got 'em!

Pour it on! Pour it--

CLOVIS: Woah! Ooh! Woah!

Hey, no worries. Just ghost bones.

They've stopped moving. We're close to their cave.

Let's take a look... The sea floor.

[sonar]

[signal beeping]

CROGAR: There. Mountains.

Trolls love mountains.

Crogar is correct.

Where there are Sea Trolls there are always shipwrecks.

How do you know so much about Sea Trolls?

They attacked our Atlantean fleet.

Our Navy drove them away from our cities.

It was so long ago, we don't see them anymore.

Now we know where they moved! Let's go!

Zak Storm, Trolls are very powerful and very dangerous.

Their lair is fortified

and we don't know their numbers. We need a plan.

Right. I'll save Caramba myself. It will be easier.

Not what I was going for.

With my powers and the element of surprise,

it will be fast! They won't know what hit them!

But Crogar best Troll hunter. Crogar goes with Zak... alone!

What? No, that's... No, that won't...

I need a great Troll Hunter to protect the Chaos

in case they attack while I'm gone.

So, I hereby name you... Hum...

Grand Protector of the Chaos! Yeah!

Grand Protector? Yes. Fits Crogar.

Trolls beware! This is Crogar's boat!

What about me?

Keep on eye on Crogar.

No element of surprise

when you bring the loudest warrior out. Okay?

I'll do my best.

Great. Hum... Cece, where are you going?

Underwater. I'm Atlantean. It is, as you say, "my thing."

Try to keep up, Zak Storm.

[splashing]

All right Calabrass, give me an Eye... of Beru!

Yeah!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

[beeping]

Hello? Earth people and or other?

My cleaning expedition went awry.

Aaah!

[cough]

Oh!

Wow!

Woah, don't see that every day.

[heavy footsteps]

[crackling]

Aaah!

Ouch!

[heavy footsteps] Uh... Uh... Ah!

[menacing music]

I cannot find any alternative entrances.

CECE: Any suggestions for moving ten tons of stone?

ZAK: Just one...

Water Blast! [energy blast]

Hello... Full Water Blast! [energy blast]

Arr...

You are using your energy too fast.

You can't breathe if the energy runs out.

From here, you won't make it back to the Chaos.

[heavy footsteps]

[thrilling music]

Now! Hurry!

Aaah!

Atlantean Water-Stones!

They create a field of energy that repels water.

Trolls can't breathe underwater,

so their cave system is air-based.

What will you crazy Atlanteans think of next?

Calabrass, save our power.

Aye!

We'll take a nice air-filled stroll on this mission,

which I could have easily done solo.

You're hardly safe yet, Zak Storm.

Hum... Crogar should be in Troll caves, helping Zak and Cece.

But, but, but... What would happen

if the Trolls attacked the Chaos

and there's no Grand Protector to protect it?

Eh... Chaos would sink?

Exactly.

That's why we have to wait here.

We can't move from the Chaos, so we can't go to them.

CROGAR: We can't move from Chaos...

but Chaos can move to caves!

Clovis knows how to transform Chaos to big whale, right?

No, no, no-no!

No switching to Submarine mode. That's not what Zak wanted!

[suspenseful music]

[door opening]

My sweet, sweet beloved gold...

Oh...Did you miss me?

Hum... [smack]

Oh, I've missed you too.

Every second without you feels like forever, my love.

Hum... [smacks]

We are lost, Zak Storm.

[door opening]

[heavy footsteps]

He knows where he's going. Let's follow him.

I... I wish I had a better idea. Lead on.

Gold! Trash... Gold! Trash...

TROLL WORKER: Gold! Gold!

TROLL WORKER: Gold! Trash... Gold!

Of course! That is why they took Caramba!

They took his golden armor for a treasure.

Someone's gonna be disappointed.

[action music]

[♪♪♪]

Trolls do not get disappointed, they get angry.

We must save Caramba before they find out.

If they're dumb enough to think Caramba is a treasure,

this might work:

Whatever happened to that weird little golden ball we found?

The King took one look and scooped it. Not fair.

What are you babbling about?

The golden ball. The King took it.

So what?

Less talking, more sorting, you two.

I call that "Ven-Troll-iquism."

Get it? "Ven-Troll-iquism."

No. I do not.

Never mind.

Huh?

I think I see something down there.

You'd see anything to avoid working.

Aaah!

-This way! -That way!

Ah!

Got it! [laugh]

Calabrass, give me the eye of Aeria!

[epic music]

Aaahh!

Back to work, you useless Sea Slug!

But... Tiny People... There!

Aaah!

Taking a nap now?

Stop goofing around! Tiny People are no laughing matter!

Creepy vermin... [disgusted sigh]

Come on, Zak Storm! No more powers!

Unless you plan on sprouting gills?

That's it! I'm taking those barrels to the Treasure Room.

LEADER: You'd better be finished when I get back!

I know how to get to Treasure Room.

Subtly... without powers.

[metal clinking]

Crogar, don't!

Chaos turns into whale now!

CROGAR: Crogar orders you!

[energy blast]

[energy blasts]

[energy blasts]

Oh, explosions! Yay!

Oh, wait, I'm pretending to be responsible today.

[clears throat]

Crogar, you're going to break something!

ZAK: This place is huge! How many butt-uglies live here?

Trolls are an infestation.

It took all the might of the Empire to beat them.

Those stupid monsters destroyed the Imperial Library

to steal a few golden trinkets.

They're parasites, stupid...

Stupid!

Stupid? Did you just call me stupid?

I... I didn't say anything.

What's with the young ones these days. No respect.

Shhh!

[coins clinking]

Oh, Great Processor of Vorg...

Ugh... Mommy!

Oh... A golden ball that talks and moves? That's new!

I demand you release me! I am not a shelf decoration!

Feisty little thing.

Maybe I should melt you in the furnace,

and then you'll shut up.

Wait! Do you have another alien

from the Vorg Empire in your collection?

No, I don't think so. You're the first.

It would be a shame to lose such a rare and valuable item!

I'm such a collectible.

I bet all the other Trolls would be jealous, right?

You're right, talking golden ball. Stay right here!

TROLL KING: When the Land Troll Queen will hear about you,

she'll be green!

Well, technically, she always is...

[dramatic music]

[energy blasts]

Quit it! You'll never guess it's this button!

-Oops. -Oh?

Now Crogar go to crush Trolls!

[heroic music]

Treasure room.

There are rumors of an invasion. Have you seen any--

Say "Tiny People" and I'll smash you.

Tiny People!

That's it, I smash!

What have we here?

But... But... Where... How?

I wonder if it speaks?

It's very blue... Like one of them Atlantean stinkers...

[struggle grunt] I could use a little help here!

I'm saving my energy. See? I'm listening to you.

Zak Storm!

All right! Back off Trolls or feel my wrath!

An invasion! Creepy Tiny People everywhere!

Run for your life!

[laugh] Ah...

Looks like this one will give us a fight!

Regretting leaving the Troll Hunter behind?

Maybe.

Use your powers or you're a Troll burger!

We'll do this quick.

Calabrass Give me the Eye of Blazz!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

Open the door, Cece. I'll keep them busy!

-Ya! -Oh!

Heeey!

[heroic music]

[♪♪♪]

[fire blasts]

No! Cece!

[metal clinking]

Oh! Ah!

[struggle grunts]

Hey! Surrender now and I promise you'll only feel

half of my wrath! A quarter?

Tiny People humor. Not funny.

Zak Storm!

[laugh]

Eh... [fire blast]

Zak Storm!

Get a clue guys, I'm wearing fire armor.

That was like taking a bath... and I hate baths!

[fire blast]

Uh! No gold is worth this! I'm out of here!

[panicked scream]

I was not worried.

Not even a little bit?

[struggle grunt] If I say yes,

will you help me with this blasted door?

CLOVIS: Crogar, wait!

You can't go, the Chaos needs a Grand Protector!

You are now Grand Protector of the Chaos!

We're in and I still got some juice left.

See? My plans always rock!

Look around, lads.

Have ye ever seen that much booty in your life!

Over here!

Look, Caramba!

Zak! Cece!

What's with all the ruckus?

Oh. Tiny thieves. In my treasure room.

ZAK: Uh oh.

Is this a drill? To test us?

Can't be. I think one of them Tiny People was Atlantean.

Atlanteans! Scourge of the oceans!

Ahah! Vikings are even scourgier! Ragnarok!

Has my fortress been invaded by a stinking fish-girl?

Yeah, and a mighty pirate captain!

Calabrass? Can we kick his big Troll butt?

Keep him talking while I recharge.

[clears throat]

Hum, Sire, Mr. Troll King, we meant no offense.

We're here for our lost shipmate,

not to steal from you.

We deal harshly with intruders in the Troll Kingdom.

Would you consider a trade?

Our shipmate in exchange for something more valuable?

What do you propose?

A great treasure lies buried in the sea of Beru...

Zak Storm, what treasure are you talking about?

Lots of stuff is in the sea.

Maybe there's a great treasure there.

Hehe! Tell me more, tiny thief.

A treasure so mythical its value is unknowable!

I'm tempted to accept your trade...

CROGAR: Waaah!

-ZAK: No, Crogar! -I will defeat the Trolls!

[pain grunt]

If you've come here to fight, I shall oblige you!

Seems the negotiations be over, Zak!

Go get Caramba! And if you have a Plan B, feel free to share!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Dezer!

Crogar, I'll take care of the Troll King.

Get Cece and Caramba back to the Chaos

before he wakes up an army of Trolls!

[action music]

[♪♪♪]

[effort grunts]

Follow Crogar!

[metal clinking]

Ah!

My Golden Ball!

We're not finished yet!

Uh!

-Zak Storm! -See you on the surface.

You don't have enough power!

I'll be fine. Go!

We won't be fine, ya scurvy git!

I only have enough energy for a single strike.

I know. Uh!

Oh!

I am tiring of this foolishness!

Ah!

Ya!

Steeerike!

[effort grunt] CECE: Crogar, quick!

Ah!

[effort grunts]

No! Calabrass! Give me the Eye of...

Where's your strength now?

Where's your magic? Where are your friends?

You're all alone, now.

Tell me, what's your plan, tiny human?

Being alone kind of was my plan,

but maybe not the greatest one.

You know, hindsight is 20/20 and all that.

-CECE: Zak Storm! -How did you...

-What? -Adios, your "Trollness"!

TROLL KING: Aaargh! Aaargh!

ZAK: Hang on everyone! Chaos, full speed ahead!

The Triangle is a dangerous place... when you are alone.

Pssst! Vikings are best Troll Hunters.

Without Crogar, Zak was Troll meat.

I was a great Protector of the Chaos!

And Caramba is good bait.

Good bait is secret to good Troll hunting.

[laughs]

[♪♪♪]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM