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Zak Storm, Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm, Zak Storm!

♪ I will always guide you ♪

♪ Lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

Zak Storm!

S'up Waveriders and Websurfers?

Zak Storm, live from the Bermuda Triangle!

Today, I have a treat for your lucky little eyes!

Less talking, more bashing!

Wouaaah!

Today, you get to see us fight... a giant squidzilla!

[growl]

What do think of tha-- Aaah!

Wow! Look at the size of that thing.

It's almost slimier than me!

CECE: Zak Storm, call on Calabrass!

Our weapons are useless against an Enteroctopus!

Don't worry!

Caramba can handle it with his tricked-out alien tech! Right?

It's... so... big...

Caramba, you said you had a proto-über-taser!

I... I...

Now!

[laser charging]

[laser blast] Aaah!

Oh...

-Uh-oh. -Aaah!

He's going to drown!

That suit goes into space.

He'll be fine as long as he doesn't open it.

Oh!

Wooow...

So shiny...

[mysterious music]

[♪♪♪]

Wooow...

[♪♪♪]

[dramatic music]

Caramba! No!

Aaah!

Somebody do something! Not me!

[effort grunt]

Calabrass, we're up!

[pain growl]

Okay. I could really use some help here!

Crogar, help Cece.

I'm going after Caramba!

Calabrass, give me The Eye of Beru!

CALABRASS: Aye Captain.

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

Crog...! [pain grunt]

Ragnarök! Uh!

[grunts]

[alarm beeping]

Back it up, grabby-hands!

[electric blasts]

I have you covered. Stay focused!

[electric blasts]

The eyes of the Enteroctopus are his weakness.

On it!

[laser blasts]

[pain growl]

[victorious music]

[heartbeat]

-Caramba! -You okay?

He's all green!

Crogar will pummel the water out of his numerous lungs!

-Aaah! -No, no, no! You'll break him!

Oooh!

Whoa!

[menacing music]

Let's break that instead!

Make sure Caramba's okay! Calabrass?

You've already used an Eye. I have to recharge!

We'll do it the old fashion way.

Crogar, it's sushi time!

I know what to do.

Hum... Oh! There it is!

Sucky Face of Life! I'm a ghost, can't do it!

[sigh]

You will tell no one.

[sarcastic laugh]

I may be dreaming.

Are you going to kiss me?

I'm an Atlantean Princess, Caramba.

We do not kiss drowning aliens. Even cute ones.

Then I'm awake.

Anybody that's awake is welcome to help us!

Coming, Zak Storm!

I... I'd like to help, but this place is scary!

I mean, under water wasn't so bad.

There was this wondrous light, singing voices and...

and then... a noose?

Shiny...

Does anyone else hear music?

You may have sea water in the brain.

Want me to hit you with my ball and chain? Woooah!

[roar]

Release Crogar, you slime-bellied, octopus!

Back in Atlantis, we needed no... Aaaah!

We're getting whipped! Calabrass?

Ready for action. I got my second wind!

New tactic: gimme the Eye of Blaaz!

Calabrass!

[pain grunts]

This stinks even worst than one of my farts!

Caramba! I know you're scared stupid right now,

'cause it's your thing, but it's fighty-fight time.

I... I'm... not afraid...

[ominous] You tiny wimp.

The Green Lady!

Oh, now we're really doomed!

[menacing music]

Unhand my human, foul beast!

Hey! Cool new power, Ramba. How do you do that?

It's this "noose lace!" I think it's magical!

And... powerful!

[energy blasts]

-Oh! -Ah!

[grunts]

Whoa!

Ah... Gotta work on that landing. Ooh...

[Enteroctopus groaning in pain]

While I have great respect for the Enteroctopus...

you knocked its eight socks off!

Ha, ha! I did, didn't I?

Wow! I... feel so un-scared!

Good job. I was close of being awesome

when you did your thing but--

Face it, we were getting crushed

until the one-eyed alien came in with his new powers!

True. That "noose lace" does seem pretty powerful.

Mind if I...

Don't touch! I mean, um...

I need to run a proper diagnostic testing... Test...

[yawn]

Wow, being a hero sure does make me sleepy.

Wake me when we get to Marituga.

Oh! And you're welcome for the save.

Hum! Sleepy-bye...

You're welcome from the save? Did you hear that?

[ominous music]

[♪♪♪]

Ooh... Green Lady...

[fart]

CARAMBA: [laughs] I think I finally get

this "adventuring" thing you do, Zak!

I need a new name. How does

"Caramba the Concussive" sound? Too much?

I'm stoked you've kicked your first squid butt.

An Enteroctopus has no butt, Zak Storm.

Let's hide that necklace until we meet Sassafras.

We can't draw attention to ourselves.

Ah!

Never fear, citizen! For Caramba the Concussive is here!

[heroic music]

Oh...

[♪♪♪]

[cheers and applause]

Oh!

I know having powers is cool,

but Skullivar surely has spies here.

[laugh] Like that's ever stopped you.

Jealous, my little human friend?

What? This isn't about me.

For real, it isn't!

Not this time.

Hmmm... This necklace...

Something about it is familiar...

But my visions are blurred.

Clearly she knows nothing. Hand it back--

Chill out. I know how to deblurify her visions.

Ah, yes! My memory's getting clearer... slightly...

Oh, much clearer!

Let me consult my looking glass.

[menacing groans]

Woow! The Moon! The Army of Shadows!

[explosion]

It... It can't be!

You must leave now!

Take that accursed necklace of yours and go!

But first, ahem...

You owe me 250 for a new-looking glass.

Pay the lady, minion.

Say what now?

Okay. So, now that we have an expert opinion

on your cursed necklace--

Sassafras is crazy!

My "noose lace" is just a good luck charm!

It helps me feel brave. That's good!

Sassafras saw something freaky in her crystal ball!

The lady clearly has a PhD in freakiness.

If she fears your necklace, we need to ditch it now.

You just can't stand that my noose lace makes me

more powerful than you and your talking stick!

I should be captain now!

-Hold up! -More powerful than me?

That sounds like a challenge!

We should calm down--

Race! We should race! And the winner becomes captain!

Something is not right here. Think before you act.

Well, don't ask him to work that hard!

The human and I will race. Unless he's a chicken?

I don't know the meaning of it!

I know what a chicken is, obviously. It's...

Whatever! It's so on, Third Kind!

CARAMBA: Race around Marituga.

First one back to The Chaos wins!

At the count of three.

One...

Two...

Plank! Wing it!

See you on The Chaos!

And I thought Atlantean boys were dunderheads.

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

Hey, did you freeze up again?

Au contraire. For the first time...

I'm not afraid...

of anything!

Whoa!

As captain, you'll lock the worm in the brig, aye?

No way!

You... How did you... You're--

Way too powerful? Yes. I know.

[yawns] So powerful that your new

and improved Captain needs another power nap.

See what I did there? I'm fearless and hilarious.

Something strange is happening here.

Argh! I can't believe I waged

my stupid captainship on a stupid race!

Cece's right! I don't think before I act!

So, yer just gonna let the Alien steal yer thunder?

A deal's a deal. And he's changed. He's more in control.

He might be right about the necklace.

Nooo!

Clovis? Dude, you look like you've seen a... Well, a you!

You can't put the Green Lady in charge!

No high fives! No "Aye Aye Cap'n!"

She's not Caramba! Ayeee!

"The Green Lady"? What is he blabbering about?

Eh, do you ever know what's he blabbering about?

[snoring]

This better not be one of Clovis' pranks.

Ah! This crew's a bunch of frightened little lambs.

If I was in charge, I...

[mysterious music]

[♪♪♪]

[panicked shrieks]

Ah! What in Saturn's rings are you doing?!

We're done with this thing! It steals your life force!

You steal my life force!

Admit it! You're jealous because I'm finally strong!

It's not what it seems! The necklace is haunted!

It's exactly what it seems!

He attacked your new captain!

Everybody calm down and let's get to the bottom of this.

-Defend your new Captain! -No! Ask Clovis! He knows! I--

ZAK: Whoa!

You may have overreacted there, Crogar.

Argh! I hate not being captain.

[heroic music]

[knocks]

Oh! Can't you read the sign that says "closed"?

Oooh! Sassafras at your service.

The necklace. Spill it.

Oooh, I don't know, that's bad mojo!

Oooh!

Well, just this one time because you pay in cash!

An old Mayan legend speaks of nine ancient spirits,

the Bolon Ti Ku, trapped in nine ancient objects,

like genies in a bottle.

SASSAFRAS: Exiled in a place beyond the reach of time.

Here.

Last time anyone saw that locket,

it was tied to a Giganticus Squid

and sent into the deep seas so no one would ever find it!

Until someone did.

That necklace holds the spirit

of Xibalba, Queen of the Shadow Realm.

Why didn't you say so?!

Look, kid, even I get scared sometimes.

Besides, it's not a big deal!

Xibalba can only raise her Army of Shadows

on a Green Moon, which occurs once every 5000 years.

Oooh!

ZAK: Really?

If she raises her army, she'll take over the Triangle!

But first, she must possess a host completely...

Body and mind.

Huh! So there's still time!

[dramatic music]

I know how it looked, but please trust me!

Caramba's weird because that thing's making him crazy!

CECE: We'd like to believe you, Zak, but--

It's true! The noose lace is haunted!

Cursed! Eviiil! Echooo!

Aaah!

[ominous music]

[♪♪♪]

[evil laugh]

Caramba, that necklace is dangerous! Take it off!

[evil laugh]

Foolish mortal...

There is no Caramba.

Now and forever, there is only Xibalba!

[ominous music]

I apologize, Zak. It seems you were telling the truth.

Yeah, it's a big day for surprises. Let him go, Xibalba!

[evil laugh]

I think not, child.

I've always been partial to exotic coats!

A strange body, to be sure... but it shall do!

[suspenseful music]

Ah ha! Gotcha now! We win!

XIBALBA: Keep that pesky trinket.

I have a new home now, and I like it!

Not for long! Calabrass, gimme an Eye!

Kid, I... Aaah!

She's... an Ancient One!

Zak! Wouah!

Calabrass!

Are you afraid now?

Crogar crush the Green Witch!

No! That is still Caramba's body!

We cannot hurt him!

So weak... so afraid.

I'll conquer this world by morning!

[evil laugh]

Cal? Come on, say something!

This all happened because of this stupid necklace!

Wait! Look!

Hey! Did Clovis duct tape me to the bed again?

It's more cramped than a Thalaxian outhouse in here!

Caramba?

Oh no...

I don't like the sound of that "oh no."

Why are you so big?

And, like...

Where is my body?!

Hum... An evil ancient spirit has taken over your body

and trapped you in your "noose lace".

And she'll raise an unstoppable army. And--

I get the gist of it.

You can't see me right now,

but I'm frozen with fear... again!

We'll fix this, I swear--

We will not fix this.

Witch came from necklace, witch go back to necklace.

Fight not come from you, fight come from Caramba.

I have to fight her?

Oh Nartz!

By the Seven Eyes and the Nine Ancient Ones,

hear me, faithful Shadows!

Your time has come to walk this plane,

now and forevermore!

[evil laugh]

By Wotan's beard! The Moon!

The water!

[menacing music]

[♪♪♪]

Xibalba's the Queen of the Shadow Realm. That's her people!

Crogar likes his shadow better.

It just stick to the ground.

Those shadows are heading towards Marituga.

We'll stop them. Cece, Crogar, you got these guys!

Ramba and I, we got Xibalba.

On second thought, it's not so bad in here.

Nice and warm.

Maybe we could just leave the Evil Scary Witch alone?

No way. It's time to face our fears. Together!

I have a plan...

Finally, my Shadow Minions!

First The Triangle will fall, then the rest of the worlds!

"Worlds" domination, plural?

Way to think big.

Very 21st century villainess.

Xibalba is timeless, unlike certain annoying mortals!

[energy blasts]

[grunt]

So you're the Green Lady, right?

I'm glad I'm buttless so I can't be kicked!

All part of the plan.

Trust the plan, Ramba, trust the plan!

[energy blast] Ya!

This plan appears flawed. Aaah!

Ready to face our fears?

-No! -Me neither...

But that's the plan! [fart]

Crogar can blast weak shadows all night long!

Ah! Stay focused!

Do not let the shadows touch... Aah!

[ominous] To fight is futile, Crogar.

All will be shadow, soon.

Join us.

Uh?

XIBALBA: Do you realize how easy it was for me

to turn your friend's fear against you?

I offered him just a taste of power to feel brave

and he grabbed it with both hands!

We're all scared sometimes.

And when we're scared, we don't think straight.

But you forgot one thing about mortals.

We also invented courage.

[energy blast]

"Courage"?

What good is your courage now?

I wasn't talking about me. Now!

Stinking monkey!

I've faced my fears. It's your turn, Caramba!

Bye bye!

Fight, Caramba!

No one can do this but you!

Nooo! I won't let you!

Please give me back my body, Miss Sea-Witch!

No! It's mine! Mine!

My mother gave this body to me.

I'm sort of attached to it!

You are a worm!

You're a body-stealing witch and I want it back!

[yell]

Yes! Calabrass, wake it and shake it

and give me an Eye of Vapir!

[epic music]

Excellent choice, lad!

[epic music]

[♪♪♪]

Ah!

Here's to another 1000 years as a piece of jewelry!

[energy blast]

Come on, Calabrass!

She taped into the powers of the gems to call on her army.

I'm drained.

Xibalabaramba was right, she's stronger than you.

Oh, scupper that! Let's overhaul that green scallywag!

Yeah! What you said!

[dramatic music]

[energy blast]

Nooo!

That was highly unpleasant...

[groans]

CALABRASS: All's in order.

Promise me you'll never let that happen again.

You got it, pal.

And how are we feeling, "Caramba the Courageous"?

Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I'm okay.

Thanks to you.

Zak, I'm sorry about what I said--

It wasn't you, it was Xibalba.

No, I think...

I think some of it was me.

When I felt strong, I got cocky and...

Well... I was a jerk.

We all act out sometimes.

As long as we make up for it, we're good.

The Green Lady is gone, right?

Gone. Thanks for your help, Clovis.

It wasn't easy to face your fears.

I was never really afraid, I--

XIBALBA: This tricket won't hold me captive forever!

Someone shall wear the locket again

and I shall finish what I started!

Thinking what I'm thinking?

Witch overboard!

You can't do this to me!

I am Xibalba, Queen of shadows!

Nooo!

[♪♪♪]

Subtitles: TITRAFILM