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♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

Come back!

Zak! Be careful! Get outta there!

[sky rumbles]

Zak, no.

Take off the necklace!

[cries out]

-ZAK'S DAD: [echoes] Zak! -Dad?

[shouts] Dad!

[pants]

-Finally awake, Cap'n? -Agh!

No, this can't be!

You know you snore when you sleep?

And talk in half-sentences when you wake up?

Okay. Calabrass the talking sword. And Clovis the not-really-a-ghost.

So I wasn't dreaming.

OK. You think you're dreaming a lot.

Wake up and smell my farts, Captain! This is your life!

Listen, you're nice, but I can't stay here, I have to go home!

-My parents-- -You can't leave the Bermuda Triangle.

I thought I already explained it to you. Maybe that was a dream.

There are seven seas in the Triangle, and a lock binds each sea.

You have to open the first six so they show you where the seventh one is.

Just open seven locks? How hard can that be?

First you have to find the locks.

Magical, of course. Hidden in treacherous depths.

Then ye must defeat their guardians, pitiless creatures born from nightmares...

And then there's Golden Bones, Skullivar's General.

Also a general pain in the rear.

I beat him once, he doesn't scare me!

You have a short memory. I did everything!

So help me again! Come on, guys!

I want to get out of this crazy place and get home!

-Yer need a crew before ye go anywhere! -Then let's find one!

There must be others who want to get out of here, right?

Don't you want to?

-Oh, I do! Yes, I do, I do! -Yer not a real cap'n yet!

You haven't mastered the powers of the seven seas.

Serious about this fool's quest? Do some serious training!

Hey! What're you doing? What's he doing?

I don't know but I'm all for it! Go Zak, go!

If I have to become the best captain in the Bermuda Triangle

so I can get home, then let's get training!

[shouts] Hey!

Here I am! You wanted me, come get me!

Me thinks yer off yer rocker, kid... Must be seasickness!

ZAK: You want to train, right?

[roars]

Get ready, Calabrass. The training is about to begin!

That boy's crazy.

I like it!

What kind of superpowers you got for a giant octopus?

This isn't training! It's madness!

Acts of stupid heroism only lead to idiotic problems!

Wanna end up as a toothpick for a mega-monster?!

Try the Eye of Aeria!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria!!

Ha ha! Awesome!

Let's see how you like whatever this does!

[roars]

ZAK: [grunts]

[roars in pain]

[grunts] Electricity when you're soaking wet? Not cool.

-I think I knocked my teeth loose. -Mine too!

Lesson 1: learn to choose the right power!

Seven seas, seven powers.

Eye of Beru, Sino, Dezer, Zite, Vapir, or Blaaz...

Place your bets!

Well, then...

Last thing: each transformation uses energy.

And I'm not as spry as I used to be!

[roaring]

I don't know what to choose!

You're the one who wanted to train with a kraken!

C'mon Captain! Give him the bam! And the pow! And the skiddly-boom!

Why don't you help instead of cheerleading?

I love helping with fights!

A cap'n gives precise orders.

He'll be fine! We need the Eye of Beru!

Don't let that sprite do whatever he fancies!

Don't worry, Cap'n, I got it under control!

[growls]

ZAK: Clovis! What are you doing?

[grunts]

Pepper, lemon juice, and there you go, Kraken for everyone!

We'll need a big lemon, but hey!

Whoah!

Whoa...

-CALABRASS: Doing just fine, huh? -You're gonna sink us!

ZAK: [cries out]

CALABRASS: Yarr! We're done for!

It was fun knowin' ye for ten seconds.

[skidding]

[metal rattling]

Too bad you don't have a sword!

[bubbly roar]

[cries out]

[lands with a grunt]

Incredible!

You are the best boy captain I have ever just met!

I--

[gasps] Time out.

[retches]

Astral puke.

Not bad for a beginner, huh?

One attack more and ye would have spent all my energy.

And more whirlpool equals no breathing underwater!

[engine spluttering]

Arr, and you went and scuppered the old tub!

He's panting like a queasy musk ox! It's the clutch!

ZAK: The clutch? On a sailboat?

-Land ho! -CALABRASS: Confound it!

That's the lighthouse in the mythic bazaar of Marituga.

That swarming haven of monsters, thieves and villains. Arr...

And candy!

Ay! They make a good caramel, they do.

Then use it to steal teeth from birdbrains!

Awesome! There's gotta be someone who can fix this.

Set a course for...over there, Chaos!

We'll get you fixed!

Then we'll set out to find the seven locks and get out of this crazy Triangle!

[whistles]

ZAK: [sighs] Dry land.

Civilization!

[street chatter]

Wait until you visit before you call this civilization.

Huh? Come on, Clovis! The candy isn't gonna come to you.

[pants]

[groans] My runner's not running, Zak!

Whoa!

I'm not really a ghost, but... I do haunt the Chaos, and only the Chaos!

He and I are bound for life, until I find my body.

It's complicated.

No kidding.

Believe me, it's better that way! That's one less chance we get spotted!

[street chatter]

Wow!

[grunts] Sorry!

Look at that!

Whoa... Sorry!

Unbelievable!

So. Cool!

Everything here is amazing, when it's not trying to eat, stab or drown me.

The Triangle is a weird place. And anything but calm.

Arr, keep yer eyes open and try to be discreet, by Jove!

Princess, the sword! It speaks!

Not very discreet.

First chance we get, we steal that sword.

Crogar always ready to rumble.

SKULLIVAR: [angry] Losing the Eyes of the Seven Seas

and the sword, Calabrass the Great Key,

at the same time, because of a little boy?

Has my faith in you been misplaced, Golden Bones?

I'll find him, Master Skullivar!

Spies have reported that he reached Marituga.

I'm going to tear the sword and the Stones of Power

from his plump little--

See to it. Or my skeleton army will have a new general.

Hi! Excuse me? We're looking for a mechanic.

My ship's broken. It's the clutch.

-I think... -CARAMBA: Keep moving Sea-onaut!

What you're looking for isn't Zixi. This way!

[groans]

Wow! Gadget city!

Everything you see was lovingly hand-fabricated

by the greatest enginox in Marituga.

Awesome! A talking robot!

Correxal, a talking Wahoolian!

An alien? Wicked spacey.

[chuckles] I'm Caramba!

Wahoolian inventor, savior of the planet Earth!

Welcome to my antorx.

"Savior?" Looks like all you've ever saved is a pile of space junk!

A Vorg invasion force somewhere in the seven seas is ready to contradict you...

And have my head!

They are the meanest, cruellox

and most terrifying extra-terrestrials in the galaxy!

[pants]

You're looking for an enginox, sorry, engineer, I believe?

Yes. Can you fix a ship?

This is what's busted.

Sensaxional! A perfect blend of magic and technology.

Where's your boat?

-Why? -I'm looking for a way home, Sea-onaut!

But I don't have a chance given the zbluargs floating around here!

But your boat looks like it has some major clapox under the hood!

Sorry, I'm not following you. Zbluargs? Clapox?

It's Wahoolian.

I've been here a long time,

but Earthling is a super difficult language,

don't you tlotoux?

Uh, yeah, I... I tlotoux.

Get ready...

Let me make you a deal.

I fix your ship for glatiox,

you help me escape from the Blixuda Triangle!

Between you and me, kid, he's a half-wit!. Let's walk-ox outta here!

You said we need a crew. Why not him? Why are you always so negative?

We're in the most dangerous place on Earth

and I'm in the hands of a lad who has no idea what he's doing!

Ragnarock!

Uh-oh...

-CALABRASS: Get out us outta here! -See how you like this!

[grunts]

[cries out]

Have a seat. Don't move.

Good boy.

[shouts] Calabrass!

-Hey! Gimme my sword! -You're never gonna catch her.

Are you serious about joining my crew and getting outta here?

Young lady, bring me back on the double! Ye don't know yer messin' with--

Oh, but I do... Calabrass, the Great Key of the Triangle!

Okay, so you read a book once. Big deal. I already picked the boy!

We will see about that!

[chuckles] Magic sword, can you open oysters super fast?

Crogar, it's not a toy! It's the Great Key to get out of this awful place!

-Hey! -Finders keepers, fish stick! Hah!

"Fish stick?"

I am an Atlantian princess!

You've no right to wield Calabrass, street rat!

And you do, mini-mermaid?

It's Crysta Coraline Lejune.

Like I care! I'm Zak and Calabrass is mine.

And you, the...Viking? What's your thing?

Crogar's thing...is clobbering!

Show this brute what we know how to do, Zak.

Give me the Eye of Blaaz!

Woah... Hold on. What?

-It's the Eye of Dezer, the Sea of Sands! -That's not what I asked for.

-No, but it's what you need! -CROGAR: [shouts] Ragnarock!

[grunts]

Wow!

This is not a game, boy.

ZAK: [grunts]

-You do not know what the sword means-- -It means my ticket home.

BOTH: [grunt]

Why is Calabrass so important to you, Crystal-whatever? He's just a sword!

CECE: [grunts angrily]

-CALABRASS: Whaddya mean, "Just a sword?" -Calabrass is the Great Key.

[grunts]

The only one that can open the Triangle's secret locks.

A destiny he claimed before he was cursed and turned into a sword.

And my name is Crysta Coraline Lejune!

Hold up. You were like, a real man?

With the finest mustache in the seven seas!

Calabrass is returning to the hands of a hero!

You're a little minnow lost in the seven seas!

How can you ever hope to carry him

when you know nothing of the legends, the Triangle and all of its dangers?!

-[grunts] -[cries out]

-I'm a fast learner! -Behind you!

Really? Behind me? Even where I'm from that's the oldest trick in the book!

So we meet again, young Captain.

You know each other?

Then perhaps my colleague and I shall leave you two alone to chat!

-Hey! -CALABRASS: Let go of me, squid face!

I haven't finished with you, runt!

If she escapes, you lose your heads. Get that sword!

Now Calabrass, give me the Eye of Vapir!

Why have I not transformed?

If ye know the prophecies,

ye should also know that only a real cap'n,

my cap'n,

can invoke my powers!

Skullivar will be pleased.

The sword, the Seven Eyes, a would-be captain and his rebel scum,

all in the same day.

I am no scum and he is no captain! Look at him, he's a disaster!

For a smart lass ye don't seem to understand a basic rule of the Triangle:

nothing is as it seems.

Fine! Show me what you can do, "Captain!"

Hah!

This is better. Wanna break some bones, Cal?

Sorry, boyo... No more energy...

[groans] Dude? Since when does a magic sword take a nap! Cal!

Huh! I knew it! You're no captain.

[laughs]

Capture these amateurs!

I’ve said it before. You do have guts, boy.

Would you like to see what they look like?

Excuse me, but you have to stop.

[chuckles] Don't make me laugh, worm.

[clattering]

It worked!

I think I'm gonna faint...

Epic, Caramba! But work on your vocabulary if you wanna hang with us.

-No gruklem! -Still think I'm a dumb little minnow?

I...think we are doomed.

[mechanical squawking]

I suggest we run for our lives!

We must follow him! If Skullivar gets the Key, we are all doomed!

[pants]

If we reach the Chaos, we're safe.

Your ship is called the Chaos? Hmm. Fitting...

I'll pretend that means "Cool" in fish language.

Robot pterodactyls?

If I wasn't gonna fill my shorts, I'd think that was really cool.

Yer a strange boy, Zak.

Do you have a boat?

No.

If you want, I can take you on mine...

If you pay for this candy.

[coins clink]

I'm not sure I want to be on the same boat as you.

Big guy, you think you can clear a path all the way to the bay?

One thing Crogar likes more than sea snails: bashing bone heads!

He's being chased by blood-thirsty pteros that would otherwise be totally cool...

[cries out] We have to help him!

Awesome!

[grunts]

PTERODACTYL: [groans]

PTERODACTYL: [groans]

You're full of surprises, Zak Storm.

Get ready!

PTERODACTYL: [groans]

[screams]

Learn to fly at the same place you learned to handle a sword?

Hop off whenever you want, Crystlune!

It's Crysta Coraline Lejune!

Whatever!

BOTH: [grunt]

You thought of the candy!

Oh, you're the best captain ever Zak!

[grunts]

-We make a good crew, don't we? -BONES: Enough!

If we escape, I will let you know!

Has it gotten through your tiny skull yet, young Storm?

You are not equipped to lead.

This is a battle you will not win. Ever.

Okay, Caramba, you fix the boat, we'll handle the rest.

You can put an end to all this.

Give me the sword, the ship and swear an oath of loyalty,

and I'll spare your life.

I could even whisper a word to the Master so that he sends you home.

Skullivar could take me home?

Skullivar is all-powerful.

He is bluffing.

-Calabrass, what do you think? -I'm not the cap'n.

I want to go home. Bad.

But I could never look my mom and dad in the eye if sold out to you.

Plus, when I finally do go home, so do my friends!

We're in this together!

That is very captain-ish of you.

And very, very stupid.

[shouts] Ready, to attack, at my command!

I don't think you caught the part about my friends.

I have a living sword, an Atlantian Princess,

a bone-crushing Viking, an almost ghost,

a living ship, and...

And?

And?

What are you doing, Zak?

And...

Finished!

...the fastest Wahoolian mechanic in the entire universe!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Sino!

[shouts] Charge!

What in blazes is that?!

Chaos! Let's get outta here!

Full steam ahead!

I loathe that child.

If you and your Viking don't want to stay, I can take you back to Marituga.

Why would you want us to stay? We tried to steal Calabrass!

Yeah, but you sort of kick major butt in a fight.

And I'm never gonna do this on my own. I need a crew.

And a crew you shall have, Zak Storm.

Great! Um...Corystalinajune.

You may call me Cece.

Deal, Cece!

We should give ourselves a name!

How about the "Courageous Corsairs?"

Oh! Or the "Treachery Team?!" Or--

Hold on, we all have a name that starts with a C:

Crogar, Caramba, Clovis, Cece, Calabrass, Chaos and...

and... Hmm... Zak does not start with a C.

-It does not work. -Captain starts with a C!

What do you think, Captain? "The Seven Cs?"

Seven Cs.

Let's do this!

The seven seas are waiting for us! The Seven Cs, full steam ahead!

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