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What?
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Huh! That�s funny.
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Dear Citizen,
you have been invited
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to the sacred birthday party
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of the one and only
Maddison the Beautiful.
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With over 2,000 followers,
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a daddy who knows
she�s a princess
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and a 6�4" boyfriend,
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Maddison is obviously
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the coolest and hottest
girl in town.
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If you possess
the strength and will
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to scale Maddison�s
colossal tower,
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you may actually even be able
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to see her yourself
to get a selfie.
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Doors open at 8pm tonight
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at the Maddison Tower
in West Wollongong.
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Plus ones are acceptable,
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but will be delegated
to the Plus One Zone.
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Hey, I can�t wait to see you!
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All hail Maddison!
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Please retrieve
the invitation crystal
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after self-destruct.
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Hmm, selfie.
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Sarah! SARAH!
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Yeah?!
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Wanna go to a party
tonight as my plus one?!
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Oh, my God! Totally!
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I�ll just go tell my parents!
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Hey, um, I�m gonna
go out tonight.
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Oh, no. Sarah, no, no.
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Could you just
stay in tonight instead?
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Oh, all you do is go out
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to all these parties
every single night.
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It�s just... It�s so worrying.
It�s worrying us.
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- Worrying us. -Uhh...
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Before you go, Sarah,
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I found an article
in the newspaper
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I think you�d really enjoy.
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It�s right up your alley.
Take... take... take a read of it.
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I think you�ll
really enjoy this.
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-Yeah, maybe later.
-Don�t worry about it!
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Don�t worry about it. No
worries. I�ll throw that away.
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Yep. Last time
I do anything for you.
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Alright, goodbye, goodbye.
Have fun. Goodbye.
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Halt!
Present your invitation crystal.
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OK, you may enter.
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Yes, you may enter.
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-Thanks for the crystal.
-Yeah, thanks for that.
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Not many people
bring the crystal.
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Wait! Are you the
crystal-holder�s plus one?
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Yeah.
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You must enter through
the side door, plus one.
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What the...?! Oh! Rachel?
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Minions! Take her!
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Bye, Sarah!
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Sorry. I didn�t know.
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- -
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OK, kinda random.
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I need to get that
selfie with Maddison
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even if it kills me.
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Halt!
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This area is for Maddison�s
actual friends.
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That�s me!
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To enter, you must answer
the following question.
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What day is Maddison�s birthday?
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Um, today?
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That�s correct.
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-Nice. -Good... good job.
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Yep, go ahead. Please, yeah, go.
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-Feel free. Yeah. -Thanks.
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- -
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Oh, my God! What kind
of party is this?
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You get used to it
after a while.
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And sometimes you can keep some
of the stones that you crush.
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Hello!
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Silence, plus one! You!
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We need more ice for the esky.
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You will go to the corner shop
to purchase some.
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Fulfill your quest or suffer
300 more years in here!
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-OK. -Here. Take five bucks.
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Should... should be enough.
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-Sarah! -Oh, hi.
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It is so lovely to see you.
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I... I added you the other day,
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but... but you have failed
to follow me back.
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What brings you
to this fine merchant?
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Just buying some ice.
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Ah, fantastic. Ice -
the solid form of H20.
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Such a magnificent phenomenon.
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OK. I�m gonna
go get the ice now.
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Ah, very well.
Good luck on your quest.
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Oi! Everyone,
put your ---- hands up!
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Ya getting robbed, ----!
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Oh, please, sir, do not harm me.
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I am just a humble traveler
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here to trade my coin
for nourishment.
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-Shut up! -
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Empty the cash register
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and give us all your ---- money.
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---- give it!
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-Give it! -OK.
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Sarah, you�ve killed him!
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You�ve killed a grown man!
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Oh, my God. Is he actually dead?
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You�re a murderer now,
Sarah. Murderer!
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We have to bury the body! Whee!
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Uh, uh... MADDISON!
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- -Cringe.
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Hi, Maddison, I was wondering
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if I could maybe get...
get a photo with you.
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I love you so much. I love you!
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Oh, my God. Of course.
Come here.
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Oh...! I am so sorry.
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-That�s OK.
-I�m so sorry, Maddison.
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-Oh, my God, I...
-No, no, it�s seriously fine.
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Um...
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- -
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Next!
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Oh... Rachel. Is that you?
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Hey, Maddison.
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Yeah. How are you?
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Oh, my God. Good.
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I haven�t seen you in ages.
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Are you still
friends with Sarah?
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Yep, she�s still my bestie.
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Oh, my God. That�s so cute that
you guys are still friends.
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I don�t talk to anyone
from high school anymore.
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Ha-ha. Well, it looks like
you�re having an awesome life.
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Yeah, I�ll be going
over to Europe next month.
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I actually have
a lot of friends over there.
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Have you been overseas?
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No, I haven�t.
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I�d love to, though.
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Oh, my God. You sooo should.
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It would be really great
for someone like you. Hmph.
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It might broaden your mind.
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Huh, cool.
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So... can I get a selfie?
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Yeah, of course.
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Sorry. It�s kind of ----.
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OK, that�s enough.
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Wait. One second.
It hasn�t taken a photo yet.
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I said that�s ENOUGH!
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Soz, babe, I should probably
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mingle and talk to more people.
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It was so nice
to see you, though.
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OK, maybe we can catch up soon.
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Yeah, I don�t know.
I�m really busy lately.
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So, like, yeah, I don�t know.
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Uh, say hi to Sarah
for me, though.
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Ah, yes, the deed has been done.
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You can�t tell anyone
about this.
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Oh, I won�t tell anyone, Sarah,
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as long as I can get a kissy.
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What?
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If I can get a kissy,
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I won�t tell a soul
what happened here today.
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But if I don�t,
who knows what I�ll do...?
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OK, fine. One kiss.
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Ohh, me head! What happened?
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Um, I hit you with,
like, a bag of ice
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and we thought you were dead
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so we, like,
buried you or something.
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Soz.
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Look, I�ll be honest with ya.
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Me car�s broke down
on the way to the airport
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�cause me missus and I
have gotta catch a flight
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and her phone�s gone...
just gone dead
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and we need to call the NRMA
to come fix the car,
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but I need money for the
payphone and I was just...
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Like, you wouldn�t
happen to have, like,
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two bucks on ya, would ya?
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-No, sorry. -Oh, yeah, OK.
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Yeah, no worries. God bless.
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Hm, she won�t mind.
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-Huh... -
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Hm, nah.
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- Arggh!
- -
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- -Huh?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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So I�m sorry that
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I didn�t really care
about you being a plus one
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or being dragged away
by demons or whatever.
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So, yeah, whatever. I�m sorry.
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That�s OK.
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To be honest, I was, like,
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really angry at you at first,
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but I thought about it a lot
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in, like, the last
half-hour or whatever
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and I realized that...
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Uh, can you please stop talking?
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Oh, sorry.
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Look at this photo
I got with Maddison.
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You look so ---- hot.
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Nah, I�m fugly.
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But thanks.
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-Let�s go home. -OK.
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I will get my kissy, Sarah.
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You shall love me one day.
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