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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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Hello?
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MAN: Mika, were
you fucking late again?
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No, I just walked
out of there right now.
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Well, you know what?
I heard otherwise.
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No, I wasn't late.
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Did she tell you I was late?
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Because that's fuckin' bullshit.
No, I was not late.
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Did you coach?
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I fuckin' prepared for
this thing, all right?
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You gave me six
pages last night.
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I haven't fuckin' slept in days.
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You're wasting my time
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and I'm gonna have to
let you go.
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-There's a thousand other girls.
-So that's it?
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You're just gonna drop me?
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You're just not booking, babe.
Don't you get it?
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Goodbye.
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MAN: Yo.
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Fuckin' February.
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-What's wrong?
-Brook's dropped me.
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Fuck that guy.
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Apparently
I bombed my audition.
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The feedback was horrible.
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I have no energy and...
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I need to go back
to acting class.
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Agents in this town suck.
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I got two words for you,
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Bill Murray.
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He doesn't have an agent.
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Soon, you're not gonna need one.
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I'm cold, I'm going inside.
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All right, fine, I won't
smoke in the bedroom. Geez.
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We were just smoking outside.
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You gonna be in a bad
mood the whole month,
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because it's February?
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Nothing good has ever
happened in February.
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I fuckin' hate February.
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Well, we still gotta pay rent.
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Yeah, I was gonna
ask you about that.
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What?
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I'm really tight this month.
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I still haven't gotten
my fucking check.
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The same check
that you've been
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talking about for
like a month now?
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Yeah, the same check.
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They're gonna send it to me.
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It's just it's taking a while.
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How much can you pay?
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Like two.
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I'll just pull
out the other $600
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out of my ass,
'cause I'm, I'm rich.
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You're really gonna
do this right now?
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Today of all days?
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Yeah, I know you
had a bad day, but...
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Mika, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I just...
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All right, we'll, we'll,
we'll get through this, okay?
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I know it's frustrating...
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but when we're both
freakin' super rich...
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we're gonna be laughing
about struggling to pay rent.
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Yeah.
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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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Oh, shit, hold on,
I just got an email.
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Oh, shit!
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I just got an audition
for a Fox pilot.
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What? For Fox?
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Yeah, it's like six pages,
lead roll.
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I, um, I submitted myself.
Oh, my God,
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you're so right!
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We don't need fucking agents.
I submitted myself.
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Wow, um, can I email this to you
and you print it out?
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Yeah, yeah, sure, of course.
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-(COMPUTER CHIMES)
-Oh, Fox. Wow!
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MIKA: Fuckin' drive on,
did you see that?
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-I got a fuckin' drive on.
-(PRINTER WHIRRING)
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Voila!
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I can help you read if you want.
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It's fine.
I need to memorize the lines.
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Okay, whatever.
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I've gotta go in
with this headshot.
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What's wrong
with the headshot?
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It looks just like you.
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Oh, my God, it's so old.
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I really need to get a
new headshot. Seriously.
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* (RAP MUSIC PLAYS
OVER LAPTOP) *
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Um, you know what?
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I'm gonna learn these in my car.
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I'm gonna go in the car.
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I don't have to listen to music
if it's annoying.
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No, it's fine, I just,
I really need to focus.
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I need to be awesome tomorrow.
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* (MUSIC CONTINUES)
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LOUIS: Whatever.
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(CAR BEEPS)
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"Neither you or Jeffrey--"
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Godfrey, fucking Godfrey.
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"Neither you or Godfrey
should ever call
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Patricia a doo--"
Doofus, doofus, doofus,
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doofus, doofus. (SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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(INAUDIBLE SPEECH)
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(TV TURNS OFF)
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"You and Godfrey
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should never call
Patricia a doofus."
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Doofus?
Who the fuck says doofus?
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"You and Godfrey should
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never call Patricia a doofus."
Doofus.
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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MIKA: (THINKING)
You can't sleep? You serious?
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You've got an audition
for a Fox pilot.
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This could change your life.
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You can actually
get out of this dump
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and be a working actress.
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Stop thinking.
This is your chance, your shot.
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Don't you fuck it up.
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-Don't you dare fuck it up.
-(SLAPS)
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What's your lines?
You should be studying.
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Okay, calm down,
calm down, breathe.
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(INHALES)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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MIKA: (THINKING)
What time is it?
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Shit, you're gonna be late.
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Oh, fuck!
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(GRUNTS)
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You think you're an actress?
A movie star in LA?
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You can't even sleep.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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"Neither you or Godfrey should
ever call Patricia a doofus."
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Doofus, doofus, doofus.
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Doofus!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Hi, my name is Mika Andrews
and I'm five-eight.
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MAN: Whenever you're ready.
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"Excuse me?"
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MAN: "You know it was me."
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"I can tell your
voice from a mile away,
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plus, I have friends."
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MAN: "Who told you?"
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"Does it matter?"
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MAN: "Seems to matter to Billy."
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"I tried my entire life to
forget what they did to me.
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I fought tooth and nail
to get where I am today
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and I'm not gonna
let anybody stop me
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from making partner.
I'm not going to allow it."
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MAN:
Thank you, we've seen enough.
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Um, you don't want
me to finish the read?
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MAN: That's okay.
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Thank you for coming in.
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Great, thanks, guys.
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Shit!
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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MIKA: Hello?
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My check really
did fucking bounce.
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The fucking 1500 that I put
in from the candy shop spot,
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the bank won't release the
funds until the money's cleared.
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So what do you want me to do?
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Can you ask your
dad for the money?
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I can't call my dad.
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Look, if we don't pay our rent,
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EJ's gonna throw our
shit out in the street.
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This is fucked up,
you said you could cover this.
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Can't you just ask your
dad this one last time?
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Fine, I'll figure it out.
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We have no other choice.
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Son of a bitch.
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(LINE RINGING)
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MAN: Mika?
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Hey, um, I really hate
doing this to you again.
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I, I just, I want you
to be proud of me.
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I want you to see
how hard I'm working
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and how much I'm trying, I just,
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it's just been a really
rough month, Dad.
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They're gonna throw our
stuff out into the street
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if I don't pay rent
this month, and I'm...
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I'm really struggling.
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I promise you I'm gonna
make you proud, Daddy.
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I promise you.
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(SIGHS) All right.
I can't keep this up forever.
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(TV CHANNELS FLICKING)
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I'm over it.
So fucking over it.
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(SIGHS) Yeah, I feel you.
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I spent five hours today
submitting my resume online.
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(SIGHS) What do you think
about opening a winery?
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Or a cheese shop?
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Or, you know what, a farm?
We should have a farm.
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Yes, let's get a farm
with lots of animals.
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You know, some
fat, happy cows and...
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some beautiful pigs.
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Oh, my God, I love pigs.
Pigs are so cute.
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You're cute.
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You're not bored of me, right?
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Why would you say that?
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You bored of me?
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No, but you're my best friend.
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You're my best friend.
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Hey, don't worry, all right?
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Everything's gonna be just fine.
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We're doing pretty great.
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We're workin' a lot more
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than a lot of
people in this town.
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I mean, granted,
not on the projects
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we wanna work on, but
at least we're workin'.
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It's a lot better than
most people can say.
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I love you.
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I love you more.
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Not possible.
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LOUIS:
Damn, that is really annoying.
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Right? I mean, who has
a fucking destination
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bachelorette party?
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Two destination
bachelorette parties
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and a destination wedding.
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What do they want you to do,
drop fucking five grand on it?
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That's ridiculous.
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I mean, whatever happened
to just getting a card
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and saying congratulations?
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I don't even think a
congratulations is in order.
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I mean, it's not an achievement.
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It's like, you win
the Nobel Peace Prize,
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or hook a big job,
I'll give you a congratulations,
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but, I mean, only
thing she managed to do
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was take some dick in her
vag and spit out a baby.
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You're ridiculous.
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Now they want us to write, like,
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a 300-word essay on how
wonderful the couple is
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and it's gonna be made into
a book for the wedding.
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Yeah, but what am I gonna do?
Should I write back?
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-Like, what am I gonna say?
-I mean, do you wanna go?
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I can't go, I can't
drop all that money
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on a flight and a
hotel and a gift.
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It's ridiculous,
I don't have the money.
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I mean, they think I'm balling
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'cause they've seen me on
TV a couple times, but...
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Yeah, 'cause everyone
on TV is balling rich.
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Yeah, I'm actually about to
go grip a yogurt commercial
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for a hundred dollars a
day for a 18-hour day.
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Yeah, I gotta go, too.
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I got a stupid shoot
on the Westside.
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I've gotta get ready.
My hair looks like shit.
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What's it for?
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Some stupid Japanese
clothing line.
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It's like a catalog, but
they pay me, like, 200, so...
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Two hundred
better than no hundred.
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-LOUIS: Hey, hey.
-Hey.
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Check, check it out.
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Oh, my God, what is that?
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Well, this little beauty,
that's Slimey.
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And this beautiful piggy...
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-Aw.
-Aw.
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...is Iggy.
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Aw.
254
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,764
Oh, my God, what are they?
255
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:21,201
They're hairless guinea pigs.
We used 'em today in the shoot
256
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,869
and then when I
went to return 'em,
257
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,538
the lady was like, "Well,
you can keep 'em if you want.
258
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,907
The production paid for 'em."
(CHUCKLES)
259
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,742
MIKA:
Oh, my gosh, they're so cute.
260
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,278
Hi, Slimey.
261
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,746
Oh, look at you, he's so cute.
262
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,315
You're so cute.
263
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,617
LOUIS: Right? Aw.
264
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,353
Hey, you wanna get
some human food?
265
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:45,392
No, I'm on a diet.
I'm not eating because I'm fat.
266
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,361
Oh, my God, you are so not fat.
I'm fat.
267
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,696
You're not fat.
268
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,798
Come on, we'll get
something together, my treat.
269
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,433
I got some good news today.
270
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,271
-So, when do you find out?
-Hopefully soon.
271
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,672
I mean, dude's got money,
272
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,442
and if he wants to make a
movie, it's gonna get made.
273
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,411
Well, just keep me in
mind for the role of Tess.
274
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,380
You know it, in fact,
I already mentioned your name.
275
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,349
You did?
Well, what did you say?
276
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,683
Well, what did he say?
277
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,419
You know, real casual,
278
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,387
we were just
discussing casting and...
279
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,289
he knows who you are.
280
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,226
Well, I don't
want him to think
281
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,527
that you're pushing
me for the role
282
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,262
just 'cause we're together.
283
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,863
No, absolutely not.
284
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,698
I wanna audition for the role.
285
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,768
I wanna go in a room.
I don't want any free handouts.
286
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,470
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
287
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,941
Funny thing though, he's also
been talkin' with Alissa.
288
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,310
Alisa Hoebags?
289
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,412
-LOUIS: Yeah.
-What?
290
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,680
Well, there goes my role.
291
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,649
She's just gonna
weasel her way in there
292
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,452
and have sex with
him and get the part.
293
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,554
No, I warned him about her.
294
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,257
I hate that bitch.
295
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,791
Dude's comin' to LA next week
296
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,261
and I'm gonna plant a
few more seeds, you know?
297
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,563
Well, either way,
I'm really happy for you.
298
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,830
It's a great script.
299
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,600
MAN 1: (ON TV)
I know, are you still playin'?
300
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,472
MAN 2: (ON TV) Not really.
I'm waitin' on Duncan.
301
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,906
MAN 1: Well, that'd be good.
302
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,377
MAN 2: How's Billy?
303
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,912
MAN 1: Billy's good,
except for his name's Bobby.
304
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,847
How are the rugrats?
305
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,287
MAN 2: Joel's a punk
and Molly's still an angel.
306
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,622
MAN 1: What's up?
307
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,864
MAN 2: I don't know,
I didn't wanna ask you this,
308
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,500
man, but...
309
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,838
I'm broke and...
310
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:41,874
MAN 1: How much you need?
311
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,811
MAN 2: I didn't
want to go to the bank,
312
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,779
'cause I have a loan and, and,
313
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,882
and the mortgage
and I didn't wanna.
314
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,584
MAN 1: How much do you need?
315
00:20:54,521 --> 00:20:55,722
MAN 2: Twelve thousand.
316
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,457
MAN 1: Twelve thousand dollars?
317
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,596
Hey, piggy.
318
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,808
Hey, fat piggy,
what do you gotta say?
319
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,043
Aw.
320
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,779
-Aw.
-(GUINEA PIG SQUEAKS)
321
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,350
You wouldn't let a dirty whore
322
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,519
who fucks everybody for a role
get the part, right?
323
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,522
LOUIS: Yo.
324
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,690
Hey.
325
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,024
What the hell are ya doin'?
326
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,493
I couldn't sleep.
327
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,495
You didn't sleep at all?
328
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,830
Nope, not even a little bit.
329
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:39,732
Oh, my God.
330
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,369
What are you doing up?
It's like four in the morning.
331
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,871
You're brushing your teeth?
What's goin' on?
332
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,539
I got a get out for my...
333
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,577
downtown for some
fucking stupid rap video.
334
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,944
Oh, God.
335
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,713
Sounds terrible.
336
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:56,749
I'll be here when you get back.
I haven't got anything all day.
337
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:00,853
Crazy insomnia. (GROANS)
338
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,691
Well, try to get some sleep,
all right? Feel better.
339
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,927
-I love you.
-I love you, okay?
340
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,929
Okay, well, go be a rap star.
341
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,097
Show 'em how it's done.
342
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:15,001
(SIGHS) Oh, God! Fuck! Ugh!
343
00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:30,550
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
-(CELL PHONE RINGS)
344
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,022
Yeah?
345
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,824
You wanna get some margaritas?
346
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,492
Oh, God, no.
347
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,627
What's wrong with you?
348
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,861
I feel like shit.
349
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,396
I haven't slept.
350
00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,797
Dude, again with that?
351
00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,098
Yeah.
352
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:48,134
Well, what are
you doing right now?
353
00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,603
I'm just bumming
around watching TV.
354
00:22:50,637 --> 00:22:52,839
Okay, I'm gonna come over.
I'll bring you some treats.
355
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,742
Oh, please no,
I can't, I really can't.
356
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:57,744
Seriously? Don't be a loser.
357
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,579
I haven't seen you
in like a month.
358
00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:03,015
All right, but just don't expect
me to be very sociable.
359
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,418
Okay, whatever,
just keep the door unlocked.
360
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:15,061
* (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
OVER CAR STEREO) *
361
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,467
Hey.
362
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,401
What's up?
363
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,039
Sweet outfit.
364
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:28,941
You know you didn't
have to dress up for me.
365
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:31,978
What? I told you
I'm feeling like shit.
366
00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,046
(SIGHS) Wow.
367
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:37,083
So, you're, like, really
living here, huh?
368
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:38,818
I got rid of my apartment.
369
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,155
-It's just so crazy.
-It's pretty fuckin' crazy.
370
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,525
-(GUINEA PIGS SQUEAK)
-Um...
371
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,193
What is that?
372
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:49,996
MIKA: Oh, my God, you
haven't met Slimey and Iggy.
373
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,164
Ah, Slimy, come say hello--
374
00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,966
Oh, my God.
375
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,802
MIKA: Oh, Slimey.
376
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:58,805
Oh, my God, dude, that's
like a radioactive hamster.
377
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,040
You don't like him?
378
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,875
How can you not think he's
the cutest thing ever?
379
00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:04,210
-LILY: Yeah he's...
-(GUINEA PIG PURRS)
380
00:24:04,243 --> 00:24:06,746
(LAUGHS) Where did you get that?
381
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:08,781
Louis gave him to me.
382
00:24:08,815 --> 00:24:10,617
Aw, he's so cute.
383
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:11,718
You wanna meet Iggy?
384
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,152
No, I got you something, too,
385
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,787
It's like a present.
386
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,188
Oh, like ice cream?
387
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,456
Better.
388
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:19,559
Here.
389
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,695
-Mmm.
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
390
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:25,097
-I'm not drinking this.
-I'm not done yet.
391
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,802
MIKA: What is that?
392
00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:31,571
It's our good friend Molly.
393
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,106
You know, you just
sounded so down earlier,
394
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,842
I thought you could
use a pick-me-up.
395
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,577
You're fucking
out of your mind.
396
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,679
I'm not drinking and
taking drugs right now, no.
397
00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:41,180
Why? What else are you doing?
398
00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:44,684
It's Tuesday, I have,
like, a script to finish.
399
00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,152
I have my taxes.
400
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,920
How much of your
script have you written?
401
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,191
-Like, the outline.
-(LILY LAUGHS)
402
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,827
What? You're such a fucking
bitch, I don't believe it,
403
00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:57,129
I'm trying to make
shit happen for myself.
404
00:24:57,163 --> 00:24:59,031
Okay, okay, well, I mean,
405
00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:02,134
it's only Tuesday,
so we can have some fun
406
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,036
and you still got
Wednesday, Thursday,
407
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:07,206
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
to work on your script.
408
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:10,309
No, I have to, like,
set aside time every day.
409
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,844
LILY: Oh, come on.
410
00:25:11,878 --> 00:25:13,012
What?
411
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,282
(SIGHS)
412
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:20,519
-All right, I'll take it.
-Yay!
413
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,954
MIKA: But you have
to take one, too.
414
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,289
Yes, obvi.
415
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,793
Actually, maybe
I'll just take half.
416
00:25:26,826 --> 00:25:28,060
Don't be a pussy.
417
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,163
Oh, my God.
418
00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:32,865
You're fucking out of your mind.
419
00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:33,900
LILY: Mmm.
420
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:39,706
(SIGHING)
421
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,611
(LAUGHING)
422
00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:45,845
Tastes like shit.
423
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,981
Oh, my God, I can't
believe I just did that.
424
00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:50,182
Dude, who cares?
425
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,619
We're not getting any
younger and it's LA.
426
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:54,053
Jesus, thanks for reminding me
427
00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:57,790
that I am a poor,
unemployed actress.
428
00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,026
Well, that makes
both of us, so...
429
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,894
Oh, fuck off, you're not poor.
430
00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:05,297
I know, but, you know?
431
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,834
I guess, everybody needs
a day off sometimes
432
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:13,272
just to, you know, unwind
and relax.
433
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,175
Oh, my God, I want a cigarette.
434
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,344
Dude, you just read my mind.
435
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,979
MIKA: Do you have cigarettes?
436
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,048
-Obvi.
-You're the best.
437
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,916
(SQUEALING AND LAUGHING)
438
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,089
How's Russel?
439
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,661
We broke up.
440
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:35,762
What?
441
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,864
Yeah, like two days ago.
442
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,867
He's in love with
his ex-girlfriend.
443
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,103
He was saying that he wants
to meet up with her in Vegas,
444
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,204
and that he couldn't
wait for her
445
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:47,006
to finger him in his asshole.
446
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,041
It's like, seriously?
447
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,077
God, I just-- I can't
believe I spent
448
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,046
a year and a half of my
life with that psycho.
449
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,684
Oh, my God, I think
I'm feeling something.
450
00:26:57,717 --> 00:27:00,286
-Yeah?
-Oh, my God, I'm so hot.
451
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:03,222
-Yeah, you are so hot.
-I'm so hot.
452
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:06,258
I meant, like I'm like
temperature hot. Oh, my God.
453
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,061
Why don't we got get
something to drink?
454
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,130
I just wanna dance.
455
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:13,365
Come on, play some music.
456
00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:16,068
No, no, we should
go for a walk.
457
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,204
Oh, my God,
let's go for a walk.
458
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,305
Yeah.
459
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,907
[Both] Let's go for a walk.
460
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,041
(LAUGHING)
461
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:33,019
Wow. Oh, my God,
this is like the best day ever.
462
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,286
Thank you so much.
463
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,855
I feel so great.
464
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,323
No problem.
465
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,126
Let's go shopping.
466
00:27:40,893 --> 00:27:42,762
I don't have any money.
467
00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:46,265
Oh, poor me,
I'm broke, starving artist,
468
00:27:46,298 --> 00:27:48,167
I don't have any money.
469
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,837
Well, not everybody has
a fucking rich daddy.
470
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,405
(LAUGHS) Okay, I'll take you.
471
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,808
You can just pay me back.
472
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,676
Let's got to Melrose.
473
00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,411
Okay, let's go to Melrose,
474
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:01,313
-Yay!
-but how we gonna get there?
475
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:05,117
I can, I can drive.
476
00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,919
But you're on drugs.
477
00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:09,455
(LAUGHING)
478
00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:18,865
Just answer me, is he gonna
cast you in the movie or not?
479
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,901
I mean, probably, but, like,
480
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,170
I'm still gonna
have to audition.
481
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,439
Isn't he the director
and the writer?
482
00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,375
Hey, it's not
even his decision.
483
00:28:29,408 --> 00:28:32,244
It's like, like, the producer,
or, like, investor,
484
00:28:32,278 --> 00:28:34,080
or whatever,
they have to decide.
485
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,082
I'm pretty sure that
if he's directing it
486
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:39,285
and writing it,
then it's his decision.
487
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,121
Dude, that would be so fucked
up if he didn't cast you.
488
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:44,390
Like, fucked up.
489
00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:01,874
I'm just so fucking over it.
490
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:04,176
(LAUGHS) Over what exactly?
491
00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,012
Just fucking Hollywood
492
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,380
and all these wannabe
famous people.
493
00:29:08,414 --> 00:29:10,516
-It's so lame.
-It's so lame.
494
00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:11,884
Right?
495
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,820
I fuckin' hate LA.
496
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,989
Hey, that's uncool, man.
497
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,859
I was born here,
you just got here, you know?
498
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:23,095
Yeah, that's why
you're cool and I'm not.
499
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,798
Well, we can buy
you something cool.
500
00:29:26,933 --> 00:29:28,100
Yeah.
501
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:01,567
-(VOMITING)
-Are you okay?
502
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,070
-Oh, God.
-Eww!
503
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,873
Take me home now.
504
00:30:06,906 --> 00:30:08,607
Okay,
let's get you outta here.
505
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,442
Come on, let's just
go home, let's go home.
506
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,111
Okay, let's get you home.
507
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:23,255
Oh, my God, my head and
my stomach are killing me.
508
00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,324
It's just the Molly
wearing off, you'll be fine.
509
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:27,559
Oh, my God, I feel
like I'm gonna die.
510
00:30:27,593 --> 00:30:29,295
You're not gonna die.
511
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,864
Shit, oh my God,
I miss my mom.
512
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,365
-I'm gonna call my mom.
-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
513
00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:34,901
No.
514
00:30:35,134 --> 00:30:36,502
-Why? I wanna call my mom.
-(LINE RINGING)
515
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,938
-I miss her.
-Dude, just stop, seriously.
516
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:40,306
Why? Why are
you being so mean?
517
00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:41,407
I'm not being mean.
518
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:44,376
If you make that call, you're
gonna regret it so much, like...
519
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,345
I just, I haven't slept.
520
00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:48,047
I can't fucking sleep.
521
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,149
There has to be
a reason though,
522
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,052
like, there's
something causing it.
523
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,187
I haven't slept.
It's been going on for months.
524
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,256
I'm like a full-on insomniac.
525
00:30:58,424 --> 00:31:00,392
I just think you're
really stressed out.
526
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,261
Of course I'm
fucking stressed.
527
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,495
I'm like an actress.
528
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,231
I'm fucking poor and broke,
529
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:08,134
and my dad thinks
I'm a fucking loser.
530
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,436
Everything's gonna work out,
I promise.
531
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:12,471
I got fucking
dropped by my agent
532
00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,206
and my own boyfriend's
not even gonna
533
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,408
put me in his fucking movie.
534
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,677
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, babe.
535
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,312
I didn't know that.
536
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,448
Well, you know what?
Your agent's an idiot.
537
00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:26,352
That's such bullshit, I'm
sorry, babe, that sucks.
538
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,288
-What a dick.
-Yeah, whatever.
539
00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,624
Yeah, I think
the Molly's just worn off.
540
00:31:32,658 --> 00:31:34,593
Yeah, it's totally worn off.
541
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,395
I feel terrible.
542
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:39,031
I know, we're almost there.
543
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:49,441
Oh, thank fucking God.
544
00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,022
Wow.
545
00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,093
How do you feel?
546
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,395
Like a hundred times better.
547
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,031
I really needed to get
out of that fucking car.
548
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,399
(GROANS)
549
00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:14,967
Thank you so much.
550
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,602
I love you, you're the best.
551
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:18,637
LILY: Of course,
I love you, too.
552
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:23,742
You're like my best friend,
best girlfriend I have.
553
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,711
You're my best friend, too.
554
00:32:26,245 --> 00:32:28,547
You're the best, I love you.
555
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,449
(LAUGHS) Whoa.
556
00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,684
What? I can't fucking
kiss my best friend?
557
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:33,719
Look at you.
558
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:38,590
Look, like, I would get
naked with you right now.
559
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:39,658
MIKA: Really?
560
00:32:40,392 --> 00:32:43,195
Yeah, but then you'd flip out
and Louis would call
561
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,597
and it'd be like
Vegas all over again.
562
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,733
I don't know, maybe
I should just go.
563
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,236
No, no, no, no,
no, no, you can't go.
564
00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:51,770
You can't go.
I'll make you a drink.
565
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,105
It's like 6:00 pm.
566
00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:54,573
Mmm, love it.
567
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,742
Now who wants to party?
568
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,614
Do not even give me that shit.
569
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,750
You were the one that fucking
made me leave the house,
570
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,518
take your fucking drugs.
571
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,588
You have no idea
how tired I was.
572
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,357
Don't fuck with me.
573
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,459
Wanna go first?
574
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:17,196
You're trying to get
me wasted. (LAUGHS)
575
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:27,439
(LAUGHING)
576
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:28,574
What? What do you care?
577
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,008
What do you have to do tomorrow?
578
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:31,377
What are you writing a
fucking script yourself?
579
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:34,080
(LAUGHS) That's funny.
580
00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:36,282
Well, you know, I'm not
the one who was like,
581
00:33:36,315 --> 00:33:40,519
"Oh, I'm nauseous.
Oh, my God, I'm sleep deprived,
582
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,689
mmm, blah-blah-blah."
Being all bitch earlier.
583
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,757
Dude, that was two hours ago.
584
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,526
(LAUGHING)
585
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,562
Here, come on,
take another swig.
586
00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:51,663
Do it.
587
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,299
Okay, well, fuck it.
588
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:57,203
Order a pizza then,
I'm starving.
589
00:33:57,569 --> 00:33:59,338
Pizza? Are you
fucking kidding me?
590
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,307
I can't eat, I'm not eating.
591
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,474
Jesus.
592
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,545
-You're not eating?
-No, I'm fucking fat.
593
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,514
Are you kidding me?
You are not fat.
594
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,849
-MIKA: I'm fucking fat.
-You're not fat.
595
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:13,619
I have a much better idea,
let's do the rest of the Molly.
596
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,187
Okay.
597
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:21,227
You think Molly is your ally.
598
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:22,661
(LAUGHING)
599
00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,230
Come on, of course I am.
600
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,198
What if Louis comes home?
601
00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:28,400
I don't give a fuck.
He's a fucking stoner.
602
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:30,202
All he does is smoke weed.
603
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:31,570
What? Seriously?
604
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,339
Wait, no, no, no, stop.
605
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,640
He smokes weed?
606
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,242
Yeah, are you
fucking kidding me?
607
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:37,743
You didn't know that?
He's the biggest stoner ever.
608
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:38,810
Is there any weed here?
609
00:34:38,844 --> 00:34:40,646
-Yeah.
-Where?
610
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,514
-Where's the fucking Molly?
-Where is it?
611
00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:44,316
-Hey?
-It's like in his bedroom.
612
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:45,384
-Wait.
-You want some?
613
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:46,552
Yeah, can we go get it?
614
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:47,786
Oh, my God, I can't
believe you're excited.
615
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:48,854
Please!
616
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,222
MIKA: Yeah, come on.
617
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,823
(LAUGHING)
618
00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:57,696
-MIKA: Here's his weed drawer.
-Shut up! Oh, my God.
619
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,398
Yeah.
620
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,868
Dude, I had no idea that
Louis got down like this.
621
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,803
Oh, my God,
how did you not know?
622
00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,339
He's like the
biggest stoner ever.
623
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:10,742
[Friend] That's that
club shit right there.
624
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,579
(GASPS) Look.
625
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,681
Can I smoke some?
626
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:17,483
Yeah, he won't even notice.
627
00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:19,785
He's so stoned half the time.
628
00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:23,755
Burn, baby, burn.
629
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,591
Oh, my God, I can't
believe you're gonna smoke
630
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:26,825
right after we did the Molly.
631
00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,160
You're fucking crazy.
632
00:35:28,194 --> 00:35:29,428
(SIGHS) I know.
633
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:33,799
Mmm.
634
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,667
Is it good? Are you happy?
635
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,338
I'm gonna be high as fuck.
636
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,406
LILY: Payback.
637
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,607
Oh, shit!
638
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,809
-MIKA: Oh, my God.
-Are you okay?
639
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:45,477
I am such a fucking loser.
640
00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,413
I just wanna die. Ow.
641
00:35:47,446 --> 00:35:48,747
Stop it.
642
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,717
Don't leave, don't
leave, please don't leave.
643
00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,585
I'm just really sad right now.
644
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,221
I don't understand why.
645
00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:57,423
I mean, you're doing so good.
646
00:35:57,756 --> 00:36:01,193
So much better than all these
other stupid bitches out here.
647
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:04,596
You've got like 15 movies
that you're the lead in.
648
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:07,599
Whatever, they're like
stupid low budget ones.
649
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,900
Nobody cares.
650
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:12,771
No, everybody's
gotta start somewhere,
651
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,905
you know?
652
00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:17,243
I just hate everyone,
everything,
653
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,810
except for you.
654
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,846
(LAUGHING)
655
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,248
I know.
656
00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,616
Oh, my God, I just,
I can't fucking sleep
657
00:36:24,650 --> 00:36:27,486
and I'm fat and I
just hate my life.
658
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,556
Come on, let's go smoke a
cigarette, you'll feel better.
659
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,358
-Okay.
-Let's go, this way.
660
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,325
I just don't wanna trip again.
661
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:34,460
(LAUGHING)
662
00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:35,627
MIKA: I'm such a loser.
663
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,798
This is the best worst day ever.
664
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:43,569
After this, you need
to sleep for like a week.
665
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:44,836
(GATE SQUEAKS)
666
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:46,238
I think Louis is here.
667
00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:47,906
(GATE CLANGS)
668
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,943
MIKA: He is. Hey.
669
00:36:51,977 --> 00:36:53,979
Hey, what's up?
670
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:55,514
Hey, Louis.
671
00:36:58,484 --> 00:36:59,651
I missed you.
672
00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:00,786
LOUIS: You all right?
673
00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,621
MIKA: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
674
00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,023
I didn't sleep.
675
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,292
You didn't sleep?
676
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,359
Again? At all?
677
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:08,594
MIKA: Mm-mm.
678
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,462
We really need to, like,
figure out
679
00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:12,531
this whole insomnia business.
680
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,665
(MIKA GIGGLES)
681
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:15,801
Oh, my God, whoa, whoa.
682
00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:18,404
Okay, fine.
683
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:20,272
I love you.
684
00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:21,573
Good bye.
685
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:22,908
I love you.
686
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,376
LILY: Bye, Louis.
687
00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:25,777
Ah, I'll see you later.
688
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,513
Bye!
689
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,449
All right, let's, let's
get you to bed, all right?
690
00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,451
-Mmm, yeah.
-Oh, I got ya.
691
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:33,885
Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
692
00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,321
(LAUGHING)
693
00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,755
Careful, careful,
I got the door.
694
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,596
(MOANS)
695
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:47,766
We've got to get these
leather pants off you.
696
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,735
They're like glued on.
697
00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:53,004
MIKA: What was that about?
698
00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,606
What was what about?
699
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,708
You and Lily, you
think she's hot?
700
00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:58,076
You wanna fuck her?
701
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,512
What the hell are
you talking about?
702
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,881
Are you serious right now?
703
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:04,850
(GIGGLES) You love me?
704
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,285
I love you very much.
705
00:38:08,754 --> 00:38:10,589
MIKA: Are you
acting right now?
706
00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:13,058
LOUIS: I'm not acting.
What? That's...
707
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,560
Look at me, look at...
708
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:16,362
You're acting right now.
709
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,729
What are you talking about?
710
00:38:17,763 --> 00:38:18,797
You're trippin' right now?
711
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,065
Are you acting?
712
00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,067
I'm not acting.
713
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,635
LOUIS: Prove it.
714
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:26,838
I can't prove it.
I love you.
715
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,579
Oh, my God, you're
eyes are so dilated.
716
00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:35,046
What the hell did you take?
717
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,416
I don't know.
We didn't take anything.
718
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:39,851
Swear to God,
we didn't take anything.
719
00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,487
You're full of shit.
720
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,888
Oh, my God, what did you take?
721
00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,523
You took ecstasy?
722
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,392
(GIGGLES)
723
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:49,327
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
724
00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:03,542
Wow, I slept.
725
00:39:03,575 --> 00:39:06,077
Oh, my God, finally.
726
00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:09,347
Holy shit, wow, I actually...
727
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:11,683
I feel like I can think.
728
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,552
I feel like my head is clear.
729
00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:15,454
I feel so much better.
730
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,589
Was I crazy last night?
731
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:21,092
You were a little wobbly.
732
00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:22,994
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
733
00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,630
It was okay.
734
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,433
What time is it?
735
00:39:27,466 --> 00:39:28,667
It's like one.
736
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,536
What?
737
00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:34,773
I actually slept for more
than twelve hours. Oh, my God.
738
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,007
It was so beautiful.
739
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,009
You were like a dead goat.
740
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:41,079
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
741
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:42,748
Holy shit.
742
00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,716
-You needed it.
-Yeah.
743
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,421
What?
744
00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:51,857
I got a callback
for that Fox thing.
745
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,692
The, the one that I bombed that,
746
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:56,495
that the fucking casting
director hated me and...
747
00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,798
there must have been a
producer that liked me.
748
00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,066
Oh, my God, dude,
749
00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:03,168
this goes to show you that
750
00:40:03,201 --> 00:40:06,071
nobody knows anything.
751
00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,205
So when is it?
752
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:09,675
It's tomorrow. Oh, shit.
753
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:11,643
Oh, my God.
754
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:15,113
Look, don't start
stressing, all right?
755
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,948
I just wish I
didn't have it now.
756
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:20,185
Look, you just need to relax,
757
00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:22,888
just chill out,
this is a good thing.
758
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,623
I know, but it's so stressful.
759
00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,024
I'm gonna stress
about it all day
760
00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,693
and then I'm not gonna sleep.
761
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:32,598
(SIGHS) I'll just take a
handful of pills tonight.
762
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,966
That's not the best strategy.
763
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,736
You know that.
764
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:39,538
Yeah, but what
else am I gonna do?
765
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:42,140
Okay, I really, I really
need to get my shit together.
766
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:53,118
(MOUTHING LINES)
767
00:41:36,595 --> 00:41:38,263
"Look, I've tried
really hard to forget
768
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:41,667
my whole life about what they
did to--" Ugh, fuck! I'm sorry.
769
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:42,934
LOUIS: Let's take
it from the top.
770
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:43,969
MIKA: Okay.
771
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,571
"Who told you?"
772
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:46,972
"Does it matter?"
773
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,907
"Seems to matter to Billy."
774
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,642
"I've tried really
hard my whole life
775
00:41:50,676 --> 00:41:51,743
to forget what they did to me.
776
00:41:51,777 --> 00:41:53,244
I fought tooth and nail.
777
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,646
Do you think I'm gonna let
anybody stand in the way
778
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,114
of making me partner?"
779
00:41:56,582 --> 00:41:59,818
"You think Godfrey would ever
let Patricia make that call?
780
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:01,152
She's a doofus."
781
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:03,555
"Ah, I don't think
you or Godfrey
782
00:42:03,589 --> 00:42:05,891
should ever call
Patricia a doofus.
783
00:42:05,924 --> 00:42:06,892
She's on to you."
784
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,560
"That's a bluff."
785
00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:10,662
"Look, she has a..."
786
00:42:12,631 --> 00:42:14,900
A... What's the word?
787
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:17,035
"She has the utmost..."
788
00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:20,238
"She has the utmost
respect for you."
789
00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:21,740
We've been reading
this for a while.
790
00:42:21,773 --> 00:42:22,974
I think you got it, you know?
791
00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,811
I think we should both
just kinda take a break.
792
00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,713
Yeah, let's just run
it again, one more time.
793
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:29,848
Dude, my fuckin'
head is spinning.
794
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,850
We've read this five page scene
795
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,184
like ten times.
796
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:35,754
No, we didn't.
We read it four times.
797
00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:38,256
That was, like, five, seven--
798
00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:40,025
Whatever, you just don't
wanna read it with me.
799
00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,359
Fine, it's fine.
800
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:42,227
No, fuck it, let's
read it, come on.
801
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,862
Let's hit it from
the top, come on.
802
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,764
No, I'm gonna read
it by myself in my car.
803
00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:46,698
No, I'm just sayin',
804
00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:48,667
you don't wanna over
rehearse the thing.
805
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,268
You know?
806
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:51,670
You don't wanna get stuck
in saying it the same way.
807
00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,304
Look, you don't
fucking get it, do you?
808
00:42:53,338 --> 00:42:55,240
You don't know how
stressful auditioning is.
809
00:42:55,273 --> 00:42:56,975
I've been on many auditions.
810
00:42:57,008 --> 00:42:59,110
I know how stressful it is.
811
00:43:00,311 --> 00:43:02,080
Look, you're a filmmaker,
I would've thought
812
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,850
that you'd be a little more
supportive of my acting.
813
00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:06,718
Me? I'm not supportive?
814
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,155
I'm like ridiculously
supportive to you.
815
00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:13,324
Like, I've cast you in
more things than anyone.
816
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:16,628
Louis, Louis,
this is a fucking Fox pilot.
817
00:43:16,662 --> 00:43:17,963
I don't think you get it.
818
00:43:17,996 --> 00:43:19,364
This is the real deal.
819
00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:21,933
This is not some stupid
fucking low budget movie
820
00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:23,134
that you direct.
821
00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:25,336
That's such a fucking
bitchy thing to say.
822
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:26,938
Are you fucking kidding me?
823
00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:28,306
Did you just call
me a bitch? Really?
824
00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:31,242
I'm gonna go
take a drive, okay?
825
00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:33,745
Before I fucking say
something I regret.
826
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:36,181
I have a fucking
callback at 10:00 am tomorrow
827
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:37,916
and you're giving me
this shit right now?
828
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,786
Jesus, you know every
time you have an audition,
829
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:43,822
like, we get into this
whole stupid thing.
830
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:45,924
Like, if you can't handle
the stress, you know,
831
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:49,127
maybe you should consider
a different line of work.
832
00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:50,962
I'm just sayin'.
833
00:43:50,996 --> 00:43:52,898
This is fucking ridiculous.
834
00:43:52,931 --> 00:43:54,065
You should go-- Fuck, yeah,
835
00:43:54,099 --> 00:43:55,867
go, go sit in your car, go.
836
00:43:55,901 --> 00:43:57,869
I hope all your goddamn
dreams come true.
837
00:43:57,903 --> 00:43:59,204
You're gonna book it.
838
00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:00,405
You're gonna be a
fuckin' superstar.
839
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:02,708
You know what?
You sound like my fucking dad.
840
00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,943
Well, maybe your
dad is fuckin' right.
841
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,812
You know what?
842
00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:08,179
I'm gonna fucking take these
slides and read them myself.
843
00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:09,414
You can go fuck yourself.
844
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:12,317
Stupid fucking
cheap-ass filmmaker.
845
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:16,421
(CAR BEEPS)
846
00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:25,196
"I'm not gonna let
anybody stand in the way
847
00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,765
of making me partner.
848
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,233
I've spent my whole life...
849
00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:31,402
trying to forget--
I've spent my whole life..."
850
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,073
-Hey.
-Hey.
851
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:37,943
I'm sorry,
I didn't mean what I said.
852
00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:40,045
I love you, I'm really sorry.
853
00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,247
I'm sorry, too.
854
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,815
I didn't mean what I said.
855
00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:45,216
I didn't mean
what I said, either,
856
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,885
and I support you so much.
857
00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:49,254
You know that I would
do anything for you.
858
00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,322
You hungry?
859
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:53,925
I'm gonna buy you dinner.
860
00:44:58,797 --> 00:45:00,331
Any last minute pointers?
861
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:02,067
If you believe, they believe.
862
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:05,837
Do you think it's worth
it to get all stressed?
863
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:07,839
What? For an audition?
864
00:45:07,873 --> 00:45:09,107
Yeah, I mean,
I feel like an idiot.
865
00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,842
I'm embarrassed by myself.
866
00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,243
You shouldn't be embarrassed.
867
00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:14,045
If you're happy doing what
you're doing, then you're good.
868
00:45:16,514 --> 00:45:19,417
For the court's record,
have you paid last month's,
869
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:20,451
or are you over-due?
870
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,087
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
871
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,221
MIKA: Is that my phone?
872
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,356
I thought so.
873
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,059
Oh, shit!
874
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:31,062
Hailey's calling me. Oh, my God.
875
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:33,799
I really don't want
to speak to her.
876
00:45:33,832 --> 00:45:35,133
What am I gonna do?
877
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:38,203
Damn it. Hello?
878
00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,104
HAILEY: Hey, Mika.
879
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,138
Hey.
880
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:41,339
You haven't returned my call,
what's up?
881
00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:44,442
Yeah, I know, I'm so sorry
I haven't gotten back to you.
882
00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:47,245
I know, I suck, I just,
I've just been so busy.
883
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:48,513
Really?
884
00:45:49,647 --> 00:45:50,515
Not everybody has $1,200
to fuckin' drop on a weekend.
885
00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,217
What?
What do you mean you're--
886
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,484
I told you from the beginning
887
00:45:53,885 --> 00:45:55,320
that I couldn't commit
to this because of work.
888
00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:56,454
Work?
889
00:45:56,855 --> 00:45:57,956
I don't have a
fucking nine to five
890
00:45:58,990 --> 00:45:59,825
where I can drop everything
on a fucking Friday.
891
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,426
I don't understand
why you're putting
892
00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:02,527
this pressure on me right now?
893
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,661
Pressure?
894
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,363
Girl, you need to get
your priorities right.
895
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:06,998
I'll talk to you later.
896
00:46:07,032 --> 00:46:10,235
Bitch, man, Jesus Christ.
897
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,137
I can't believe it.
898
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:15,006
She just gave me so much shit
for not being able to attend
899
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,008
her bachelorette party
this weekend.
900
00:46:28,353 --> 00:46:30,321
-(YAWNING)
-I should really put these down.
901
00:46:30,588 --> 00:46:32,457
Just put 'em down.
902
00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,392
I can't, I can't, I can't.
903
00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:37,295
I just-- Fuck!
I just want this to be over.
904
00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:41,199
Between this fucking audition
905
00:46:41,232 --> 00:46:43,268
and my stupid fucking friends,
906
00:46:43,301 --> 00:46:45,971
I mean, take like
five Klonopins.
907
00:46:47,538 --> 00:46:50,408
Maybe take a little
half, or, you know,
908
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:52,277
just chill out, you're stressed.
909
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:56,147
Fuck that, I'm taking three.
910
00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:58,083
You're gonna take three?
911
00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:00,886
-Yeah.
-At once?
912
00:47:00,919 --> 00:47:02,988
Well, I need to fucking sleep.
913
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,896
Oh, my God, you
can just go to sleep.
914
00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,263
Really?
That's the way it works?
915
00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:14,632
I'm supposed to just
close my eyes, relax,
916
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,367
and then wish for a dream?
917
00:47:17,435 --> 00:47:19,437
You know, I'm just
gonna go for a walk.
918
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:22,073
You're gonna go
for a walk? Now?
919
00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,010
Yeah, just go to sleep.
I'll be fine.
920
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,615
(LOUIS SIGHS)
921
00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:14,452
Hello there.
922
00:49:15,086 --> 00:49:16,021
Sorry.
923
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,389
Don't apologize.
924
00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:20,025
Who needs sleep anyway?
925
00:49:20,058 --> 00:49:22,027
Ugh, I'm so fucking
jealous of you.
926
00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:23,394
I wish I could sleep.
927
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:26,998
I'm actually surprised you
can even speak right now.
928
00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:28,166
Nothing's working.
929
00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:32,603
I... My mind is racing at like
a thousand miles per hour.
930
00:49:33,071 --> 00:49:35,040
I wish there was
something I could do.
931
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:39,110
Do you still have that
stuff Dee-Gee gave you?
932
00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:40,111
The Oxy?
933
00:49:40,145 --> 00:49:41,312
Yeah.
934
00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,448
Do you know what would
happen to you if you took that
935
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,184
considering how many
pills you just swallowed?
936
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:49,687
Well, at the very
least I would sleep.
937
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:51,356
I mean, if I don't
sleep tonight,
938
00:49:51,389 --> 00:49:53,324
I'm gonna bomb my
audition tomorrow
939
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:55,426
and I'm gonna be
fucking screwed.
940
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,562
You'll probably
fall into a coma
941
00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:59,364
and then your family sues me.
942
00:50:00,798 --> 00:50:03,268
A coma sounds
so good right now.
943
00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:05,770
Crazy.
944
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:09,640
How about we take
the exact same cocktail
945
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:11,609
and we fall into
a coma together?
946
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:15,346
Okay, I'm okay with that idea.
947
00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:18,449
Cool.
948
00:50:20,551 --> 00:50:22,687
All right, I'll hook you up.
949
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,122
I love you.
950
00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:27,192
LOUIS: Yeah, yeah, it's
'cause I give you the drugs.
951
00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:28,459
MIKA: You're the best.
952
00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,471
-Is that it?
-That's it.
953
00:50:40,505 --> 00:50:42,640
Wow, it looks pretty intense.
954
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:44,642
Some strong shit.
955
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,716
Have you ever
taken one before?
956
00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:53,651
Me? No.
957
00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:58,323
-Why didn't you tell me?
-You didn't ask.
958
00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,225
Oh, shit.
959
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:02,260
I can't believe you just
took an Oxy right now.
960
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,195
You know what?
961
00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:05,630
I'm gonna smoke a bowl right now
962
00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:07,665
and I don't wanna
hear shit from you,
963
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,700
'cause you just took
some major drugs.
964
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,170
Fair.
965
00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:15,206
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
966
00:51:19,244 --> 00:51:20,311
Oh, God.
967
00:51:22,313 --> 00:51:23,281
You all right?
968
00:51:24,649 --> 00:51:26,251
I feel really nauseous.
969
00:51:27,685 --> 00:51:29,254
LOUIS: You all right?
970
00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:31,522
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING ON TV)
971
00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:46,103
Oh, I'm cold.
972
00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:48,606
I'm so fucking cold.
973
00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:51,242
LOUIS: Just try
to get some sleep.
974
00:51:52,243 --> 00:51:55,680
MAN: (ON TV) ...tribal warfare
and black magic that come...
975
00:51:56,781 --> 00:52:00,418
I tried my entire life
for what they did to me.
976
00:52:00,451 --> 00:52:05,190
(DISTORTED VOICES)
977
00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:06,491
LOUIS: What did you take?
978
00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:07,758
You took something.
979
00:52:07,792 --> 00:52:11,796
(DISTORTED VOICES)
980
00:52:11,829 --> 00:52:13,898
Well, maybe your dad
is fucking right.
981
00:52:13,931 --> 00:52:17,168
MIKA: God, you're so fat,
disgusting fat pig.
982
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:25,543
LOUIS: Ugh, babe?
983
00:52:25,576 --> 00:52:27,345
(MIKA MOANS)
984
00:52:28,413 --> 00:52:29,714
What time is it?
985
00:52:31,616 --> 00:52:35,586
Ah shit, it's fucking 9:00 am.
986
00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:37,688
Oh, God.
987
00:52:41,226 --> 00:52:42,627
Hey, I gotta get up.
988
00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:44,929
I gotta get up.
989
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:47,665
(SIGHS)
990
00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:54,272
Oh, my God, my fucking head.
991
00:52:55,473 --> 00:52:57,708
Did I really take
that Oxy last night?
992
00:52:57,742 --> 00:53:00,578
Well, I think you puked
a little bit of it up.
993
00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:03,348
Shit, do you see my belt?
994
00:53:03,381 --> 00:53:06,251
-Which belt?
-My fucking black belt.
995
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,418
Where did you put it?
996
00:53:07,452 --> 00:53:09,387
(YAWNS)
I didn't steal your belt.
997
00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:11,589
MIKA: Oh, God! Oh!
998
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,825
Why don't you
let me drive you, babe?
999
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,594
-Would you?
-Sure.
1000
00:53:16,627 --> 00:53:17,562
Yeah, that would be amazing.
1001
00:53:18,696 --> 00:53:20,365
That way I could do my makeup
and go through my lines.
1002
00:53:20,398 --> 00:53:22,433
Yeah, I got ya, babe.
1003
00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:23,801
All right, are, are you ready?
1004
00:53:24,502 --> 00:53:25,770
Let's go.
1005
00:53:25,803 --> 00:53:27,004
All right, come on, we gotta go.
1006
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:30,241
* (HIP-HOP MUSIC)
1007
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,228
How do you feel?
1008
00:53:52,029 --> 00:53:53,831
Like there's a
fucking small child
1009
00:53:53,864 --> 00:53:55,466
inside of my brain
1010
00:53:55,933 --> 00:53:57,602
smashing at my skull.
1011
00:53:59,437 --> 00:54:00,738
Well, all righty then.
1012
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:15,052
Oh, my God, they were
actually, like, laughing,
1013
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,354
and they weren't laughing at me.
1014
00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:17,688
They were laughing with me,
1015
00:54:17,722 --> 00:54:19,624
like I was fucking hilarious.
1016
00:54:19,657 --> 00:54:20,991
Hustled up, you killed it.
1017
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:23,594
You went in there hard,
you focused on the audition,
1018
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:24,995
you brought your A game,
1019
00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:26,797
and now you're
probably gonna book it.
1020
00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:28,032
That's how you do it.
1021
00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:30,267
I'm sorry I was a
bitch to you earlier.
1022
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,404
Don't worry,
I understand, it's stressful.
1023
00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:34,939
You know, that's part
of acting, you know?
1024
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:38,443
You put yourself into it
and you become the character
1025
00:54:38,476 --> 00:54:41,045
and, you know, the
character gets all crazy,
1026
00:54:41,078 --> 00:54:43,948
residually you get
crazy yourself.
1027
00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:45,550
And get this,
like, at the end,
1028
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,518
she was like, and I quote,
1029
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:50,655
"You will be hearing from
us by the end of the day."
1030
00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:51,889
How crazy is that?
1031
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:54,359
Wow, that's amazing.
1032
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:55,860
I'm proud of you.
1033
00:54:57,428 --> 00:54:58,429
MIKA: Hello?
1034
00:54:58,463 --> 00:54:59,764
LISA: Hi, Mika,
this is Lisa calling.
1035
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,499
Hi, hi, Lisa, how are you?
1036
00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:02,933
-I'm good, how are you?
-I'm good, I'm good.
1037
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:05,069
So we did book you
the friend's role.
1038
00:55:05,102 --> 00:55:07,405
Wow, that's amazing,
that's great news.
1039
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:08,673
We'll see you tomorrow.
1040
00:55:08,706 --> 00:55:09,740
All right, thank
you, Lisa, bye bye.
1041
00:55:09,774 --> 00:55:11,008
Bye bye.
1042
00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:14,545
Well?
1043
00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:15,580
Booked a part.
1044
00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,014
All right! Oh, my God.
1045
00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:19,584
Congratulations, that's amazing.
1046
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:20,585
Eh.
1047
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:21,719
What do you mean, "Eh"?
1048
00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:22,787
Well.
1049
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:24,422
You just booked a major part
1050
00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:25,823
on, on a major network.
1051
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:28,626
No, no, no, I didn't book
the part that I read for.
1052
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,795
I booked Monica's friend.
1053
00:55:31,929 --> 00:55:33,698
The friend role?
1054
00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:35,032
Yeah, I mean,
it's a small role,
1055
00:55:35,065 --> 00:55:36,634
but if the pilot gets picked up
1056
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,102
then at least, you
know, I might have,
1057
00:55:38,135 --> 00:55:39,704
like, a recurring...
1058
00:55:39,737 --> 00:55:41,338
It's still great news.
1059
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:44,375
They got Mischa Barton
to play Monica.
1060
00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:48,479
All right, well, you
know, she's a name.
1061
00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:49,814
Hey, think about it like this,
1062
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:52,383
at least you'll have
footage for your demo reel
1063
00:55:52,417 --> 00:55:54,084
with a name actor.
1064
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,653
One scene.
1065
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,921
All right, well, whatever.
1066
00:55:56,954 --> 00:55:59,957
One scene is better
than no scene.
1067
00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:02,059
Tomorrow's my meeting
with Switz, all right?
1068
00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:03,761
I'm gonna do
everything in my power
1069
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:06,130
to lock you in for the
part of Tess, okay?
1070
00:56:06,163 --> 00:56:07,765
Well,
only if you think I'm right.
1071
00:56:07,798 --> 00:56:08,966
Of course I think
you're right for it.
1072
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,001
I wouldn't cast you if I didn't
think you were right for it.
1073
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:13,504
You'd be the best
person for the part.
1074
00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:14,705
Now have faith, all right?
1075
00:56:14,739 --> 00:56:15,906
It's a tough industry, right?
1076
00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:18,643
It's not a race,
it's a marathon.
1077
00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:21,746
Oh, please, enough
of the cliches.
1078
00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:24,782
All right, I'm sorry,
I'm just tryin' to...
1079
00:56:24,815 --> 00:56:26,817
raise your spirits
up a little bit.
1080
00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:28,152
It's one line.
1081
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:33,090
All right, well, one line
is better than no line.
1082
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:35,760
It is, you're right.
1083
00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:48,138
All right, what do you think?
1084
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:50,407
The striped or the gray?
1085
00:56:50,808 --> 00:56:52,777
Hmm, definitely the gray.
1086
00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:55,212
The stripes look like you're
trying too hard to be cool.
1087
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:58,015
You're right, you
can't try to be cool.
1088
00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,618
You just have to be cool.
1089
00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:04,021
Here, let me fix your collar.
I got ya.
1090
00:57:05,556 --> 00:57:07,091
Now it looks great.
1091
00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:08,626
You're not gonna put on a watch?
1092
00:57:08,659 --> 00:57:09,860
Oh.
1093
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,463
Of course, the watch.
1094
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:16,701
I better get goin'.
1095
00:57:16,734 --> 00:57:18,569
Don't want to be late now, huh?
1096
00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,971
Well, you look amazing.
1097
00:57:21,005 --> 00:57:22,473
All right, wish me luck.
1098
00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:25,042
I love you, good luck.
1099
00:58:39,917 --> 00:58:42,186
-How'd it go?
-LOUIS: How'd it go?
1100
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:43,621
It didn't fuckin' go.
1101
00:58:43,654 --> 00:58:44,955
That motherfucker
didn't show up.
1102
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:46,957
No call, no text, no nothin'.
1103
00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:48,826
Fucker, man, I'm sorry.
1104
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,160
Everyone wants
to be a big time,
1105
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,862
motherfucking
bigwig in this town,
1106
00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:53,297
and then they pull
shit like this?
1107
00:58:53,330 --> 00:58:56,233
I don't understand how
the fuck people do that.
1108
00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,703
It's really fuckin' frustrating
1109
00:58:58,736 --> 00:58:59,937
and I'm sick of it.
1110
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,005
You know what?
1111
00:59:01,939 --> 00:59:02,607
He probably lost his
phone or something.
1112
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,407
I'm sure he's gonna call you.
1113
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:05,776
Ruined my whole
fucking day, man.
1114
00:59:06,944 --> 00:59:08,746
I need to fucking hit something.
1115
00:59:30,835 --> 00:59:32,236
MIKA: Hey!
1116
00:59:32,269 --> 00:59:33,638
How do you feel?
1117
00:59:35,172 --> 00:59:37,241
How the fuck do
you think I feel?
1118
00:59:37,274 --> 00:59:39,376
Whoa, don't take it out on me.
1119
00:59:39,409 --> 00:59:41,646
You know, it's not
always about you.
1120
00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:43,213
Well, it's not
always about you.
1121
00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:45,082
I just put up with
your fucking craziness
1122
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:48,218
over a stupid audition
for fucking days.
1123
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:51,321
The least you can do is be
fucking respectful and kind.
1124
00:59:51,822 --> 00:59:53,791
You know what?
I'm gonna go for a walk.
1125
00:59:54,358 --> 00:59:55,926
I'm leaving.
1126
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,696
Yeah, just fucking go,
yeah, you should, you should.
1127
01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:04,735
(GRUNTS)
1128
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,002
(LINE RINGING)
1129
01:01:12,036 --> 01:01:13,771
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
1130
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:16,774
Hello?
1131
01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:19,676
Hey, are you okay?
1132
01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:22,246
I just went for a walk.
1133
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:28,152
Listen, I'm really
sorry about what happened.
1134
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:31,822
I got really upset for
a really stupid reason...
1135
01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:35,059
and I shouldn't have
took it out on you.
1136
01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,195
No, it's fine, I'm sorry, too.
1137
01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:40,965
You gonna come back soon?
1138
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:43,400
Of course I'm coming back.
1139
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:45,302
You sure? You promise
you're coming back?
1140
01:01:45,335 --> 01:01:46,837
Don't be silly.
1141
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:48,773
I love you.
1142
01:01:49,907 --> 01:01:51,942
I'll call you in a little bit,
okay?
1143
01:01:51,976 --> 01:01:53,143
Okay.
1144
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:05,489
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING ON TV)
1145
01:02:05,522 --> 01:02:06,957
(DOOR OPENS)
1146
01:02:11,395 --> 01:02:12,396
LOUIS: Hey.
1147
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:14,932
MIKA: Hey.
1148
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:17,134
What are you doing on my side?
1149
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:19,870
I missed your smell.
1150
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:23,540
I'm so sorry about what
happened before with Switzer.
1151
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,411
I just got so frustrated
and I took it out on you.
1152
01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:28,913
I'm so sorry.
1153
01:02:28,946 --> 01:02:30,247
I'm sorry, too.
1154
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:32,082
I just needed to clear my head.
1155
01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:35,352
Did you ever hear back from him?
1156
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,088
Yeah, he's...
1157
01:02:39,589 --> 01:02:41,892
with Alissa right now.
1158
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,260
Alissa Hoebag?
1159
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:45,996
Yeah, they called
me all wasted
1160
01:02:46,030 --> 01:02:48,398
and I guess they're
hookin' up, or...
1161
01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:50,300
She's trying to kill my deal.
1162
01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:52,837
She's trying to get him
to produce her movie
1163
01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,171
instead of ours.
1164
01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:55,272
Her movie?
1165
01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:56,540
Yeah, can you believe that?
1166
01:02:56,573 --> 01:02:58,843
Why is he falling
for that shit?
1167
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,311
The power of the
pussy, my darling.
1168
01:03:01,345 --> 01:03:04,514
It makes men do strange
things sometimes.
1169
01:03:04,548 --> 01:03:07,317
What if she starts
pulling that shit on you?
1170
01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:09,920
I will fuckin' elbow
her in her teeth.
1171
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:35,946
I just realized
that I don't know
1172
01:03:35,980 --> 01:03:38,148
a damn thing about
this business.
1173
01:03:39,016 --> 01:03:41,018
I mean, the guy
who wrote it...
1174
01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:45,122
this guy,
Gabriel Campisi,
1175
01:03:45,555 --> 01:03:48,158
he actually has his email
address in the back of the book.
1176
01:03:48,192 --> 01:03:51,161
I emailed him and said
I would love to talk
1177
01:03:51,195 --> 01:03:52,496
to him about Dead Wolf.
1178
01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:53,597
I actually pitched him it.
1179
01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,299
Did he ever write back?
1180
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:57,001
-I don't know.
-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
1181
01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:02,072
Oh, my God, he actually
emailed me back.
1182
01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:04,975
My idea sounds interesting
and that he would love
1183
01:04:05,009 --> 01:04:06,043
to talk to me about it.
1184
01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:07,577
What?
1185
01:04:07,611 --> 01:04:09,113
Oh, my God, I'm gonna go.
1186
01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:10,280
I'm gonna talk to him.
1187
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,916
You know, fuck
fuckin' Switzer, man.
1188
01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,384
I'm gonna get, I'm gonna
get my goddamn movie made
1189
01:04:14,418 --> 01:04:16,153
with this guy,
the author of the book.
1190
01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,355
-You gonna go now?
-Yeah, he said come by.
1191
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:19,589
He's gonna be there until four.
1192
01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:21,491
So, yeah, I mean, I'll get in.
1193
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,627
Why not? Why wait?
1194
01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:25,362
Okay, come back soon.
1195
01:04:25,562 --> 01:04:26,863
Love you.
1196
01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,234
Let's get movies made, baby.
1197
01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:38,042
-GABE: Hey.
-LOUIS: Hey.
1198
01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:40,677
-Louis.
-Gabe.
1199
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,212
GABE: Yeah,
have a seat, buddy.
1200
01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:43,948
Pleasure, thank you so
much for taking the time.
1201
01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:45,349
My pleasure, have a seat.
1202
01:04:45,615 --> 01:04:46,883
So?
1203
01:04:47,851 --> 01:04:51,055
I... I got the book.
I... been reading it.
1204
01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:52,389
Tell me more
about your project.
1205
01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:54,058
Tell me, uh, it sounds
interesting what you told me,
1206
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,559
but tell me, do you
have any investors?
1207
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:57,061
Have you talked to any actors?
1208
01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:59,096
You know,
that might jump on this?
1209
01:04:59,129 --> 01:05:00,664
You know, at this
point, I, you know,
1210
01:05:00,697 --> 01:05:02,566
I'm on stage zero, you know?
1211
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:04,201
I'm just, really
just, uh, kind of
1212
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:06,370
an up and coming filmmaker.
1213
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,672
I've written a bunch
of scripts, um,
1214
01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,607
and I'm just, I'm
trying to get, you know,
1215
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,009
something made.
1216
01:05:12,209 --> 01:05:14,178
Screenplays are a
dime a dozen, okay?
1217
01:05:14,211 --> 01:05:17,614
Uh, you need to set yourself
apart from other writers.
1218
01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:20,150
If not, you just have a
screenplay like anyone else.
1219
01:05:20,184 --> 01:05:21,952
There are a million
screenplays in Hollywood.
1220
01:05:21,986 --> 01:05:23,988
This, have you
heard of The Asylum?
1221
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:25,589
Oh, yeah, they made Sharknado.
1222
01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:28,692
I'm gonna go to lunch
tomorrow with David Latt, okay?
1223
01:05:28,725 --> 01:05:30,360
And I'm gonna tell
him about you.
1224
01:05:30,394 --> 01:05:31,495
I'm gonna tell him
about the screenplay.
1225
01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:32,629
I think it's very interesting.
1226
01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:34,131
Yeah, no, I've heard of him.
1227
01:05:35,332 --> 01:05:36,166
Uh, yeah, he's like one of
the head people at The Asylum.
1228
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,368
He's gonna expect
an email from you.
1229
01:05:38,402 --> 01:05:40,304
-Okay.
-Okay, afterward, okay?
1230
01:05:40,337 --> 01:05:41,505
So you have to be
certain to do that.
1231
01:05:42,006 --> 01:05:43,740
I will freakin' email him,
consider it done.
1232
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,375
Uh, this is your way in, okay?
1233
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:47,244
Uh, I get you in there, but
now the rest is up to you.
1234
01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:49,146
-Yeah.
-Okay?
1235
01:05:49,179 --> 01:05:50,447
So, uh, sound good?
1236
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,515
That sounds great.
1237
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,083
Okay, I'm gonna walk you out.
I gotta get going,
1238
01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:54,084
but I'm gonna walk you out,
okay?
1239
01:05:54,118 --> 01:05:55,385
Okay, okay, okay, thank you.
1240
01:05:55,419 --> 01:05:57,254
-Okay.
-Thank you so much.
1241
01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:04,528
(ENGINE STARTS)
1242
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:20,244
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
1243
01:06:20,277 --> 01:06:21,711
What's up? We got some wine.
1244
01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:24,014
Are we celebrating something?
1245
01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:28,152
So, the meeting with Gabriel,
it went amazing.
1246
01:06:28,185 --> 01:06:30,254
So, I start telling
him about my project,
1247
01:06:30,287 --> 01:06:31,621
he loves it.
1248
01:06:32,056 --> 01:06:34,691
He calls The Asylum,
the company that did Sharknado,
1249
01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:37,027
and they do all these
creature features.
1250
01:06:37,261 --> 01:06:39,129
It would be perfect
for Dead Wolf.
1251
01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:40,497
Wow.
1252
01:06:40,530 --> 01:06:42,099
And then check this out,
1253
01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:44,401
on the way back I get
a call from Switzer.
1254
01:06:44,434 --> 01:06:47,271
Dead Wolf is on,
he's got the money,
1255
01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:50,074
and check this out,
he even set up auditions
1256
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:51,408
for next week.
1257
01:06:51,441 --> 01:06:52,576
I got you an appointment.
1258
01:06:52,609 --> 01:06:54,244
It's the Switzer guy.
1259
01:06:54,278 --> 01:06:55,479
He's not for real, I mean,
1260
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,047
he didn't even show
up to your meeting.
1261
01:06:57,281 --> 01:06:58,615
I'm not gonna sit and
break down a scene
1262
01:06:59,883 --> 01:07:02,319
and learn lines for an audition
that's not really gonna happen.
1263
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:04,421
You're the best
freakin' actress I know.
1264
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:05,722
You've got this, okay?
1265
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,424
I know, but I'm
gonna stress so much.
1266
01:07:07,624 --> 01:07:10,760
Like, it's your movie, that's,
like, even more pressure.
1267
01:07:10,794 --> 01:07:12,162
All right, you know what?
1268
01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:13,830
Today is not the day to stress.
1269
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:16,600
I got something to take
your mind off all this.
1270
01:07:16,633 --> 01:07:18,302
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
1271
01:07:19,769 --> 01:07:21,238
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
1272
01:08:32,642 --> 01:08:35,645
(SCREAMING)
1273
01:09:16,553 --> 01:09:17,721
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICK)
1274
01:09:30,634 --> 01:09:31,935
LOUIS: Mmm.
1275
01:09:32,969 --> 01:09:34,404
Mmm.
1276
01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:36,406
You know I'm pretty sure
1277
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,674
you don't need to
do your own makeup.
1278
01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:39,976
It is Fox, I bet they're
gonna have at least
1279
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:42,479
three maybe 15
makeup people there.
1280
01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:44,814
Like if I show up with nothing
1281
01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,483
they'll be like,
why the hell did we hire
1282
01:09:46,516 --> 01:09:48,252
this ugly, fat bitch?
1283
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:53,223
I'm pretty sure you have
body dysmorphia disease, too.
1284
01:09:53,423 --> 01:09:55,759
How do I look?
Do you like my outfit?
1285
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,994
Amazing and when you
see those Fox execs,
1286
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,730
you tell them they'll
be seeing me real soon.
1287
01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,432
Sooner than you know.
1288
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,302
All right, good luck.
1289
01:10:05,335 --> 01:10:06,736
Bye.
1290
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:16,380
(DOG BARKING)
1291
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,651
LOUIS: You gonna elbow me?
1292
01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,453
Dude, Dead Wolf, man.
1293
01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:25,422
-SWITZER: Dead Wolf?
-It's gonna be sick.
1294
01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:27,824
Oh, shit, Mika just came home.
1295
01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:28,825
Okay, okay, okay.
1296
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:30,527
LOUIS: Yeah, yeah, let me
call you, uh, later.
1297
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,695
We'll meet up next week.
1298
01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:34,364
-So, how'd it go?
-Terrible.
1299
01:10:34,664 --> 01:10:35,999
What? What happened?
1300
01:10:36,032 --> 01:10:37,834
First of all, they make
us wait around all day,
1301
01:10:37,867 --> 01:10:39,903
and then we're getting to
the end of the day,
1302
01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:41,405
they were losing
light and they said
1303
01:10:41,438 --> 01:10:42,906
they need to condense
the last scenes,
1304
01:10:42,939 --> 01:10:44,674
so they cut mine out.
1305
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,577
That's freakin' awful.
1306
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:49,313
I feel like such a loser.
1307
01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:51,348
It's so embarrassing.
I put it on Facebook.
1308
01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:52,582
I put it on Instagram.
1309
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:54,584
I blasted it that I was
gonna be on the show
1310
01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:57,020
and in that episode and now
people are gonna watch it
1311
01:10:57,053 --> 01:10:59,723
and be like,
"Where the hell is she?"
1312
01:11:00,056 --> 01:11:01,691
You got Tess comin'.
1313
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,993
Movie's getting made one
way or the other, all right?
1314
01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:06,296
So don't worry, it's happening.
1315
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:08,898
Got the big audition comin' up,
1316
01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,900
so I don't need
you all stressed.
1317
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:12,769
I need you to focus,
all right, babe?
1318
01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:14,037
Will you read
the lines with me?
1319
01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:15,572
Yeah, of course.
1320
01:12:01,551 --> 01:12:02,952
Somebody re-upped, huh?
1321
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,522
Yeah,
I need it for my audition.
1322
01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:06,623
I have to sleep.
1323
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,024
Well, just be careful.
1324
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:10,394
I don't want to see
you Heath Ledge-it.
1325
01:12:10,427 --> 01:12:11,728
I'll be fine.
1326
01:12:29,112 --> 01:12:32,115
(DISTORTED VOICES)
1327
01:12:36,753 --> 01:12:38,755
MIKA: No, I love you,
I love you, I'm sorry.
1328
01:12:38,788 --> 01:12:39,823
No, I don't wanna go.
1329
01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:41,425
I don't have anywhere to go.
1330
01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,692
Get the fuck out of my house
1331
01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:44,428
before I stab you, bitch.
1332
01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:45,729
Well, I don't love you anymore.
1333
01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:46,830
Get out.
1334
01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:49,766
(LAUGHS)
1335
01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:01,044
"We never liked her. She was
always rude to her mother.
1336
01:13:01,077 --> 01:13:02,846
Even her own brother
didn't like her."
1337
01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:04,414
"Well, then,
why doesn't Michael just--"
1338
01:13:04,448 --> 01:13:06,683
It's Miguel, dude, Miguel,
stop fucking up.
1339
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:08,117
Jesus, I'm sorry, okay?
1340
01:13:08,151 --> 01:13:10,620
"Then why is Miguel
not stopping her?"
1341
01:13:10,654 --> 01:13:12,155
"I don't know, maybe
because my sister
1342
01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:13,790
wouldn't date him.
1343
01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:16,626
I don't know, it's nothing
that I can do anything about."
1344
01:13:18,027 --> 01:13:19,529
You could always kill him.
1345
01:13:21,030 --> 01:13:22,165
I'm just kidding.
1346
01:13:22,198 --> 01:13:23,900
That was awesome,
you've got this.
1347
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,202
Really? I need to knock
this one out of the park.
1348
01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:27,637
I really do.
1349
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:29,639
Well, you should go
see my friend, Bobby.
1350
01:13:29,673 --> 01:13:30,940
He's like really good
at coaching people
1351
01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:32,442
through auditions.
1352
01:13:32,476 --> 01:13:34,077
Are you saying
I need an acting coach?
1353
01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:36,846
No, that is not what
I meant, like chill.
1354
01:13:37,213 --> 01:13:38,715
Well, what's his name again?
1355
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:39,816
Bobby who?
1356
01:13:39,849 --> 01:13:41,618
It's like Bobby B. something,
1357
01:13:41,651 --> 01:13:45,889
like Bobby Bane or
Bobby Bailey...
1358
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,457
Bobby Bagel?
1359
01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:51,160
Oh, yeah, Bobby Bagel. No.
1360
01:13:51,194 --> 01:13:52,996
You know, I'm just
trying to help,
1361
01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:55,031
but seriously,
you don't need Bobby Bagels,
1362
01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:57,100
you don't need anybody,
you're good.
1363
01:13:57,133 --> 01:13:58,635
No, no, you need
to call your friend
1364
01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:00,203
and find out this
Bobby guy's number.
1365
01:14:00,236 --> 01:14:01,638
I need to go see him.
1366
01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,106
-No.
-I need his number.
1367
01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:04,874
-I was just joking.
-No you weren't.
1368
01:14:04,908 --> 01:14:06,576
-You don't need anybody.
-You weren't fucking kidding.
1369
01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:07,711
Yeah, I was, I was kidding.
1370
01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,746
I need a fucking coach, Jesus.
1371
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,815
No, you're amazing. In fact...
1372
01:14:13,717 --> 01:14:15,051
here's to you.
1373
01:14:16,252 --> 01:14:18,655
You are gonna knock it
out of the park tomorrow.
1374
01:14:18,688 --> 01:14:20,990
You're amazing and
I believe in you.
1375
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:24,193
All right, well,
if I bomb tomorrow
1376
01:14:24,227 --> 01:14:25,962
then I'm gonna blame
you for not giving me
1377
01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,564
Bobby Bagel's number.
1378
01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:28,965
Yeah, well you would,
wouldn't you?
1379
01:14:31,234 --> 01:14:33,102
All right, let's just
do it one more time.
1380
01:14:33,136 --> 01:14:34,470
Let's do it.
1381
01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:42,879
Whoa.
1382
01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:45,815
Just keepin' it fresh.
1383
01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:47,216
It's a good look.
1384
01:14:47,917 --> 01:14:49,553
What, you don't think I
should walk in like this?
1385
01:14:49,586 --> 01:14:51,821
Actually, that might
not be a bad idea.
1386
01:14:52,889 --> 01:14:54,057
They'll remember me.
1387
01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,224
It's a strong choice.
1388
01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:56,993
Certainly would
get a reaction.
1389
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:58,161
I'm ready.
1390
01:14:59,128 --> 01:15:00,964
Just remember
the better you do
1391
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,232
the easier it's gonna
be for me to push you.
1392
01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:04,768
No pressure.
1393
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:08,605
I know the lines so well
that I'm sick of them.
1394
01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:11,641
You know they asked me if
they wanted me to be there
1395
01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:12,942
for the audition?
1396
01:15:13,309 --> 01:15:15,579
Oh, God, please don't.
1397
01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:18,582
Yeah, I told 'em maybe,
maybe for the callback.
1398
01:15:19,115 --> 01:15:21,685
Oh, shit, what if I
don't get called back?
1399
01:15:22,051 --> 01:15:23,152
Are you kidding me?
1400
01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:24,988
You're gonna book this thing.
1401
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,691
You're not even gonna
need to audition soon.
1402
01:15:27,891 --> 01:15:29,626
I know, but I like to audition,
1403
01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:31,194
then I get the part
on my own merit.
1404
01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:32,996
Yeah, definitely.
1405
01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,701
Whoa, your eyes look huge.
1406
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:39,302
How many pills did you take?
1407
01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:41,137
What are you my doctor now?
1408
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,011
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
1409
01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:55,852
Did you sleep?
1410
01:15:55,885 --> 01:15:58,554
No, I didn't think
I was going to anyway.
1411
01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,323
I figured you wouldn't.
1412
01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:02,325
I gotta do this.
1413
01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:04,160
I gotta do this.
1414
01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:07,731
I think I can,
even though I feel like shit.
1415
01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:11,935
Just use all that
sleep depravity
1416
01:16:11,968 --> 01:16:14,070
and anguish and anxiety,
1417
01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:16,305
everything that kept
you up, use that,
1418
01:16:16,339 --> 01:16:18,742
and do the best fuckin'
audition you can,
1419
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:19,909
'cause you got this.
1420
01:16:19,943 --> 01:16:21,277
Yeah, it's weird.
1421
01:16:22,178 --> 01:16:24,714
Even though I didn't sleep
and I feel like shit,
1422
01:16:24,748 --> 01:16:27,751
I'm almost delirious and in
this weird creative bubble,
1423
01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:30,620
like, I actually feel like
I might do really great
1424
01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:32,121
in the room.
1425
01:16:32,155 --> 01:16:34,323
You're beautiful and you
deserve this fucking part.
1426
01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:36,960
All right, well, wish me luck.
1427
01:17:18,902 --> 01:17:20,069
I mean, it's amazing.
1428
01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:22,672
Yeah, yeah, I told you
you were gonna like her.
1429
01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:24,941
SWITZER: The money
guy does have some ideas.
1430
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,242
LOUIS: Hey, what's that?
1431
01:17:27,176 --> 01:17:28,945
Wait, what other producer?
1432
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:31,114
The money guy,
he's thinking other things.
1433
01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,817
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what do you mean, ideas?
1434
01:17:33,850 --> 01:17:35,251
He wants to change a few things.
1435
01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:38,221
Ideas for the script
or character changes?
1436
01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:39,923
Calm down,
don't worry about it.
1437
01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:41,357
-All right.
-We'll figure it out.
1438
01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:42,959
Okay, yeah, we'll talk later.
1439
01:17:44,427 --> 01:17:45,862
Well, they loved your audition,
1440
01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:48,397
but apparently there's
another producer
1441
01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:51,167
and he has 'ideas."
1442
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,303
Ideas? Like, what ideas?
1443
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,906
Probably just wants
to contribute something
1444
01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:59,475
to make him feel important,
like he did something.
1445
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,477
I mean, what if they
don't want me to direct?
1446
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,346
No, you're directing this thing.
1447
01:18:03,379 --> 01:18:04,881
It's your movie. You wrote it.
1448
01:18:04,914 --> 01:18:06,382
They can't have
anybody else direct it.
1449
01:18:06,415 --> 01:18:07,984
Well, you know what?
1450
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,418
Fuck them, if they want
someone else to direct,
1451
01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:11,320
they can't have Dead Wolf,
1452
01:18:11,354 --> 01:18:13,289
'cause I got my meeting
with The Asylum tomorrow
1453
01:18:13,322 --> 01:18:15,725
and if it's not
happenin' with Switzer,
1454
01:18:15,759 --> 01:18:17,060
it's happening with The Asylum.
1455
01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:18,928
This movie's gettin' made
one way or the other.
1456
01:18:19,763 --> 01:18:20,897
"Ideas"?
1457
01:18:21,865 --> 01:18:23,767
What the fuck does that mean?
1458
01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:42,218
Oh, you're here for Latt.
1459
01:18:42,251 --> 01:18:43,820
You can have a seat.
1460
01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:54,097
Okay, I'll send him back.
1461
01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:56,900
He's ready for you.
1462
01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,544
I'm here for the, uh, meeting.
1463
01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:09,879
Have a seat.
1464
01:19:09,913 --> 01:19:10,914
Hi, how are you?
1465
01:19:11,915 --> 01:19:14,283
Thanks, thanks so much for...
taking the time.
1466
01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:16,452
-Right.
-It's really great to be here
1467
01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:18,855
and I'm super excited
about the opportunity
1468
01:19:18,888 --> 01:19:22,025
to work with you and
The Asylum on Dead Wolf.
1469
01:19:22,058 --> 01:19:25,561
The Asylum's really a
unique kind of studio.
1470
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,297
We don't take pitches.
1471
01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:33,402
I kept trying to tell you that
and it never really sunk in,
1472
01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:34,904
'cause I guess we're
a little bit different
1473
01:19:34,938 --> 01:19:38,207
than, than what
you're used to. But...
1474
01:19:38,441 --> 01:19:41,177
But, uh, I mean,
you sent me the email
1475
01:19:41,210 --> 01:19:42,812
and I believe that
you said, like,
1476
01:19:42,846 --> 01:19:45,114
Dead Wolf was a good script, uh,
1477
01:19:45,148 --> 01:19:46,983
and then I sent, I know
I sent you another email.
1478
01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,017
I was like, "Oh--"
1479
01:19:48,051 --> 01:19:49,886
You sent me many many emails.
1480
01:19:49,919 --> 01:19:53,089
I love the persistence
and believe me, you know,
1481
01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:56,125
this is how I was when
I was a younger man,
1482
01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:58,027
but I can't help make your film.
1483
01:19:58,327 --> 01:20:00,496
Maybe, maybe,
I'm a little, you know--
1484
01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,165
No, no, no,
I was very sincere.
1485
01:20:02,431 --> 01:20:05,468
I like the script and I'm sure
you're a very talented director,
1486
01:20:05,501 --> 01:20:07,136
but there's no
home for you here.
1487
01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:10,840
I'm, I'm sorry, I, I--
1488
01:20:10,874 --> 01:20:12,341
No, no, no, I, look,
I mean, if you want,
1489
01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:15,011
you know, look, uh,
you can always work on
1490
01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:17,113
one of our sets.
1491
01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:19,048
We're, you know,
always looking for PAs,
1492
01:20:19,082 --> 01:20:20,850
but the bottom line is,
1493
01:20:20,884 --> 01:20:23,552
we're not gonna ever
produce Dead Wolf.
1494
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:24,954
I understand.
1495
01:20:25,154 --> 01:20:26,856
Thank, thank you,
thank you for, uh...
1496
01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:28,858
Okay, all right.
Well, thank you.
1497
01:20:28,892 --> 01:20:31,260
Thank you.
All right, all right.
1498
01:20:48,978 --> 01:20:50,013
(DOOR SLAMS)
1499
01:20:52,081 --> 01:20:53,416
(SIGHS)
1500
01:20:58,587 --> 01:21:01,324
What happened?
Guessing it's bad news.
1501
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:04,327
Well...
1502
01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:07,596
let's just say The Asylum's out.
1503
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:13,336
Switzer did say he was--
He's got the money
1504
01:21:13,369 --> 01:21:15,071
and he's comin' over.
1505
01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:16,472
Oh, please.
1506
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,274
It's a bunch of bullshit.
1507
01:21:18,307 --> 01:21:20,509
We can wait here all day.
He's never gonna be here.
1508
01:21:22,278 --> 01:21:24,047
Says he has the money? Ha!
1509
01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:26,382
I'm sorry.
1510
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,122
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
1511
01:21:40,696 --> 01:21:42,365
(KNOCKING)
1512
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:55,178
Hey.
1513
01:21:55,211 --> 01:21:57,313
-LOUIS: Switzer?
-Hey, Louis, what's up?
1514
01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:58,647
Hey, you must be Mika.
1515
01:22:02,118 --> 01:22:03,619
I saw your audition,
it wasn't bad.
1516
01:22:03,652 --> 01:22:04,587
MIKA: Yeah?
1517
01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:05,989
Yeah, it was pretty good.
1518
01:22:08,091 --> 01:22:12,461
Yeah, so, uh, Dead Wolf, man,
what's goin' on with that?
1519
01:22:12,495 --> 01:22:13,997
Yeah, is it really happening
1520
01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:15,731
or are we just
wasting our time here?
1521
01:22:15,764 --> 01:22:17,033
Of course it's
fucking happening.
1522
01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:18,267
What? You doubt me?
1523
01:22:20,069 --> 01:22:21,604
It wasn't that we
were doubting you.
1524
01:22:21,637 --> 01:22:24,007
It's just, you know,
the agreements and, you know,
1525
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,742
we never really kind of
locked that down, you know?
1526
01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:29,345
We've just been
disappointed a lot, you know?
1527
01:22:29,378 --> 01:22:30,646
LOUIS: I mean, that's
the point, I mean,
1528
01:22:31,114 --> 01:22:32,581
-just, just in terms of--
-No. All right, look.
1529
01:22:36,485 --> 01:22:37,987
It's five grand.
1530
01:22:38,021 --> 01:22:39,255
It's your advance.
1531
01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:48,597
Dude, it's five grand, for real.
1532
01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,699
All right, so,
learn your lines and--
1533
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:54,537
Wait, wait, wait, she's
got the part of Tess?
1534
01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:55,971
Yeah, why not?
1535
01:22:56,272 --> 01:22:57,540
It's a good audition.
1536
01:22:59,342 --> 01:23:00,543
Thank you so much, man.
1537
01:23:00,576 --> 01:23:02,078
This is amazing,
this is like the
1538
01:23:02,111 --> 01:23:03,146
-best news ever.
-Oh, wow.
1539
01:23:03,179 --> 01:23:04,447
SWITZER:
All right, guys, well...
1540
01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:09,018
Start production,
what? Like two weeks?
1541
01:23:09,052 --> 01:23:10,319
Yeah, let's do it.
1542
01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:12,488
-SWITZER: All right, guys,
-MIKA: Wow.
1543
01:23:12,521 --> 01:23:14,023
SWITZER: It's a nice
place you got, by the way.
1544
01:23:14,057 --> 01:23:16,792
Yeah, yeah, fucking,
uh, thanks, man.
1545
01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:19,428
SWITZER: All right, guys.
See ya soon.
1546
01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:20,596
(DOOR CLOSES)
1547
01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:22,765
MIKA: (YELPS)
Come here, baby.
1548
01:23:23,199 --> 01:23:24,633
Well, let's do it--
1549
01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:26,202
He said to learn my lines.
1550
01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:27,070
Does that mean I got the part?
1551
01:23:27,103 --> 01:23:29,605
You got the part,
you got the part.
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