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Get ready. Now.
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The readings are off the scale.
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No sign of it.
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Professor, he's coming back.
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Congratulations, professor.
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Your team did a fantastic job
refitting this vehicle for space travel.
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It's hard to believe it's the same rocket
that brought me to Earth.
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It was our honor, Superman.
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To study a vehicle like this
is any scientist's dream.
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Where did you say you kept it
all these years?
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- I didn't.
- Sorry. I didn't mean to pry.
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I can't help wondering about
the civilizations on other worlds.
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Their great achievements,
their brilliant minds.
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I'm giving you geeks 10 seconds
before I frag everything in sight.
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One, 10.
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Not you, Sqweek.
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Hey, Lobo...
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...long time no see.
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Emperor Spewge knows it was you
what pilfered his treasury, Sqweek.
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He's paying me to bring the dough back
in a nice little pile.
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- What about me?
- Same deal.
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Framed. I was framed.
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Is that so?
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No, no. Help!
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Hey, leave my little brother alone.
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Well, if it ain't Gnaww Vermin
and his roach-motel rejects.
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Don't tell me
you're after this bounty too.
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If anyone's gonna collect on Sqweek,
it's gonna be family.
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- Hand him over.
- Sure.
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I was hoping I'd see
some excitement on this job.
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Guess not.
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Hold on, Sqweek.
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Lobo.
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Hey, wait.
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Old weasel spit.
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Too bad I can't stick around.
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Now I'm mad.
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Now I'm really mad.
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It's always sweeter collecting a reward
knowing you beat some other geek out of it.
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- The bounty hunter has entered range.
- Proceed.
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Holy fragarolli.
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Feels like I'm being torn apart.
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Cool.
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Oh, yeah. Someone is definitely
tired of breathing.
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Show yourself, you slimy geek-wad.
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I am the Preserver.
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And I'm the night manager
at the Hotel d'Frag.
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Lookie there, it's checkout time.
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Fragging gizzards.
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You are Lobo.
Assassin, brigand, sociopath, monster.
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You left out "scourge of the cosmos."
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And the most ruthless bounty hunter
in the galaxy.
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I want to hire you.
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Sorry, dude. I'm already on a job.
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Your prisoner will be held until you return.
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Besides, this job should be no great task
to one with your skills.
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Behold. Gathered here are the
rarest creatures in the universe...
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...each the last survivor of its race.
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So you got a thing for varmints, so what?
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Many years ago,
the planet Krypton was destroyed.
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I had long believed all members
of the Kryptonian race were extinct.
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Until I found evidence of one
living on a distant world called Earth.
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Looks like a first-class wimp to me.
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He is more than he appears.
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Sluggo, I got better ways to waste my time
than rounding up bugs for your flea circus.
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So if you'll hand over the runt...
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...I'll cancel the homemade colostomy I'm
planning to inflict on your tiny, wrinkled...
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Oh, mama.
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That's a lot of mai tais.
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You deliver the last Kryptonian,
and the jewels are yours.
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Do we have a bargain?
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Hose down a cage, boss.
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You're getting a new monkey.
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Remember those blurry photos of UFOs
that looked like garbage pail lids?
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Well, we finally got one
that's as clear as it is confusing.
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After careful analysis, experts agree
it's a scroungy biker on a flying motorcycle.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, how's it going, chief?
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Maybe you can help me.
I'm new in town...
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...and I'm looking to find this geek here.
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Superman? We don't keep tabs on him.
He only shows up if there's trouble.
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I can do trouble.
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I'm confused, Kent.
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I've lived in Metropolis most of my life.
I don't know how some yokel...
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...from Smallville
is getting every hot story in town.
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Well, Lois, the truth is I'm actually
Superman in disguise...
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...I pretend to be a journalist
to hear about disasters as they happen...
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...and then squeeze you out of the byline.
- You're a sick man, Kent.
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You asked.
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Yeah, Lane.
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What? I'll be right there.
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Some lunatic's just opened fire
on the midtown...
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...police station.
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Oh, no you don't, Kent. Not this time.
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This is getting lame.
I thought he'd be here by now.
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Mosquito.
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Time to up the ante, I'm thinking.
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Finally. I've been trying
to get in touch with you all day.
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- Who are you?
- I'm sorry.
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My card.
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The name's Lobo.
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00:10:00,212 --> 00:10:03,581
That's L as in "lacerate,"
O as in "obliterate"...
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00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:06,517
...B as in "disembowel,"
and O as in...
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...I guess I can use "obliterate" twice.
What do you think?
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I think you're a certifiable madman.
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Thanks.
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Superman, roll clear!
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Gas?
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Now you ankle suckers are playing dirty.
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I'm losing it.
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Going under.
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Stay back.
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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I've never seen a creature like this.
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I love you too.
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First rule of hunting, Superdude.
Make the target come to you.
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Good advice.
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Hey, no riders.
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Stop here, driver. There they are.
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I don't believe it.
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Believe me, Mr. President. You have my
word that my new weapon system will...
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What the devil?
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- Look out.
- Look out.
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Look out.
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Dang, man.
I gotta say, I am impressed.
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I saw you go for the rocket,
I couldn't figure what you were doing.
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Then it hit me.
You didn't want no one hurt...
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...even if you took the fragging yourself.
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You actually care about them geeks.
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They're human beings.
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Yeah, well,
they're gonna have to make do...
132
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...without their
big blue babysitter from now on.
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See, someone's paying me
a heap of cash for your carcass...
134
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...and the Main Man always delivers.
135
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Now the more you move,
the worse it'll hurt...
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...so feel free to go crazy.
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Excuse me?
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Leave him alone. Go on, get out of here.
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Well, little lady...
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...hello.
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Lois, stay back.
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Pipe down, junior.
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Lois, huh? Guess that means
you know this loser, right, honey buns?
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You his girlfriend or something?
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Drop dead.
146
00:14:04,155 --> 00:14:09,026
Of course, any babe with class would
rather be hanging with the Main Man.
147
00:14:09,027 --> 00:14:12,296
Why don't you show old Lobo
how classy you are?
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00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:14,364
You pig.
149
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:16,266
I like a babe who plays rough.
150
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:20,370
Come on, let me have another.
Right here. Right...
151
00:14:20,371 --> 00:14:23,107
You dirty frigging, back-fragging,
son of a...
152
00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:25,242
Get maintenance teams on every floor.
153
00:14:25,243 --> 00:14:29,113
Put them on round the clock if you
have to. I want repairs completed...
154
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- Kill, Main, frag, destroy.
- Immediately.
155
00:14:32,817 --> 00:14:34,485
- Are you all right?
- Are you all right?
156
00:14:34,486 --> 00:14:36,320
- I'm fine
- I'm fine. Gotta go.
157
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Give him one for me. Make it a dozen.
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Last call?
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00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,532
Already?
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Get up.
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I said, get up.
162
00:15:01,679 --> 00:15:04,648
You ain't half the boy scout
you're cracked up to be.
163
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Looks like I'm in for a real fight.
164
00:15:14,025 --> 00:15:17,161
Think I'll take five until I'm ready
to resume kicking...
165
00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:23,782
...the collective butts of you
and everyone else on this dung heap. Ciao!
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00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:35,112
You've never tested the vehicle
in deep space before...
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...let alone under combat conditions.
168
00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:40,417
I can't risk that maniac
coming back to Earth, professor.
169
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:44,121
I've got one chance to drive him away,
and I'm taking it.
170
00:15:44,122 --> 00:15:46,924
Sensors have picked up his bike's ion trail.
171
00:15:46,925 --> 00:15:51,487
He's close. But I can't get a definite fix.
172
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- Lobo calling.
- Hi there.
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Okay, frag-face, let's tango.
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00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:03,700
I guess the only way to reason with you
is to take away your toy.
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Hands off my hog.
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Lobo has lured the Kryptonian into range.
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Excellent. Fire when ready.
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Lights out, Clyde.
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This can't be.
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Krypton?
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No, but an incredible simulation.
182
00:17:45,176 --> 00:17:48,478
Let me guess. You're the one
who hired Lobo to get me.
183
00:17:48,479 --> 00:17:52,783
I do what I must to preserve species
threatened with extinction.
184
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You are the last Kryptonian.
185
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Therefore, your place is here.
186
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I think not!
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Like Krypton's red sun...
188
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:07,864
...this light cancels the unnatural abilities
given to you by the yellow sun of Earth.
189
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I always strive for complete accuracy.
190
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Swell.
191
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Hey, monkey, want a banana?
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When I get out, I'm shoving
that arrogant smirk right down your throat.
193
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Oh, yeah.
194
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,356
You know, I believe that Lois gal
might be getting a tad lonely...
195
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...now that you're doing time
in a cosmic petting zoo.
196
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Maybe I'll go back and cheer her up.
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Of course, I do have to collect
the bounty on this geek first.
198
00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:45,502
Emperor Spewge got a bad temper
on him.
199
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Adios, wrinkles. You want any more
rare dorks snagged, you got my number.
200
00:18:50,074 --> 00:18:54,811
Actually, there is one other being
I need for my collection:
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The last Zarnian.
202
00:18:57,315 --> 00:18:59,816
That's rich. I'm the last Zarnian.
203
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I fragged the rest of the planet
for my high school science project.
204
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Gave myself an A.
205
00:19:14,665 --> 00:19:16,500
You ugly, two-timing...
206
00:19:16,501 --> 00:19:19,163
...big fragger. You...
207
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...just carved your own headstone.
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Nobody...
209
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...double-crosses the Main Man.
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Nobody.
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