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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,001 --> 00:00:11,001 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,081 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,852 [WHOOSHING] 4 00:00:22,101 --> 00:00:23,981 After we dump this in storage, let's hit the bar 5 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,691 and see if we can get a cute lieutenant to argue with me. 6 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,172 Interesting. Why would you want that? 7 00:00:27,173 --> 00:00:29,235 I don't know. Getting some uptight hunk all wound up 8 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,196 - just gets me all... - ENERGY SPHERE: Supplicate yourselves! 9 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,757 - Ah! What the heck? - Whoa. It's one of 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,360 those transdimensional energy creatures. 11 00:00:34,361 --> 00:00:37,202 Behold and tremble at... [GRUNTS] 12 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:39,005 Quick, Tendi, grab me one of those canisters. 13 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:40,326 Wait, shouldn't we call security? 14 00:00:40,327 --> 00:00:42,165 - I will destroy you. - No, no. 15 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,876 We can use this thing for all sorts of cool stuff. 16 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,377 Hey, grab the pod. We can figure it out later. 17 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,378 He's a sentient creature. 18 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,381 Are-are we even allowed to stuff him in something? 19 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,841 He's a bad guy. He zaps people. 20 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:53,011 I shall make a feast of your misery! 21 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,934 - [GRUNTS] - No, wait! Don't put me in the pod! 22 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,473 I-I can grant you wishes. 23 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,099 And I'm listening. 24 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,311 I can rearrange air molecules into whatever you want. 25 00:01:01,354 --> 00:01:02,874 Even one of those fancy new tricorders 26 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:04,755 - with the purple stripe? - Ooh, those are nice. 27 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,608 Oh, that would use up a lot of my... 28 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,109 - [GRUNTS] - [GROANS] Okay, okay. 29 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,778 Just... I'll try. 30 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,821 [GRUNTING] 31 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,698 [GROANS] There. 32 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,492 That's... There you go. 33 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:17,075 - Where's the power cell, dude? - What, really? 34 00:01:17,076 --> 00:01:18,556 Like I was going to ask for something 35 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,954 that didn't come with batteries. 36 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:21,206 Okay, okay. 37 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,792 [GRUNTING] 38 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,169 Thank you. [LAUGHS] 39 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:27,670 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 40 00:01:27,714 --> 00:01:29,594 FREEMAN: I really got to think of something cool 41 00:01:29,595 --> 00:01:31,966 - to say when we're going to warp. - Die, mortal! 42 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,843 Something like "It's warp time!" 43 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,137 What do you think of that? Is that good for you? 44 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,976 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,882 ♪ ♪ 46 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,404 ♪ ♪ 47 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:46,999 Hmm. 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,151 [MARINER LAUGHING] 49 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,252 What you watching? 50 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:51,045 Oh, it's this video of Vice Admiral Gibson 51 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,929 falling off a stage during peace negotiations. 52 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:53,947 You got to check it out. 53 00:02:54,031 --> 00:02:55,300 - [SCREAMING] - [BOTH LAUGHING] 54 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,263 - Ah, it's classic. - Guess which command ensign 55 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,058 just scored the best assignment on the ship. 56 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,680 - Uh, Castro? - No, not Castro. 57 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:01,831 [GROANS] Too bad. 58 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,015 - She's the best. - Castro's overrated. 59 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,616 Just because she served on the Enterprise 60 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,524 - for, like, one minute... - Ooh, was it P'jok? 61 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:09,153 That guy can do anything, and what a snack. [GROWLS] 62 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,273 No! It's me. I got it. 63 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,556 I'm the guy that got it, okay? 64 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:15,111 I'm gonna be piloting General K'orin down to Tulgana 4. 65 00:03:15,194 --> 00:03:17,113 K'orin. How do I know that name? 66 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,657 Maybe because he's like one of the most decorated, 67 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,085 battle-hardened Klingon warriors in history? 68 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:24,488 Or maybe it's just 'cause all Klingon names sound the same? 69 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,531 Like, they all have an apostrophe for some reason. 70 00:03:26,532 --> 00:03:27,532 Yes. That's it. 71 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:28,887 Well, clearly I'm being rewarded 72 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:30,793 for all the hours I log into the simulator. 73 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,670 Your idea of a reward is an escort run? 74 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,672 Oh, you have the bar set way too low. 75 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,132 What's punishment? 76 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,055 Something actually fun? What is wrong with you? 77 00:03:38,056 --> 00:03:40,475 Look, all I know is, I'll be flying down to a bustling, 78 00:03:40,558 --> 00:03:42,764 exotic planet while you're stuck right here. 79 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:43,847 Uh, check yourself. 80 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,309 It doesn't get more exotic than this. 81 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,013 All right, nobody talk to me. 82 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,256 I got to brush up on my formal Klingon greetings, okay? 83 00:03:52,257 --> 00:03:54,609 [CLEARS THROAT] Nuqneh, nuqneh! 84 00:03:54,692 --> 00:03:56,027 Yeah, keep it subtle. Nuqneh. 85 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:57,278 [RUTHERFORD GRUNTING] 86 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,989 Well, if you see an unaligned EPS conduit, don't call me. 87 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:01,950 Mine are aligned as hell. 88 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,283 Wait, aren't there, like, a hundred of those? 89 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,564 How long have you been in there? 90 00:04:04,565 --> 00:04:05,787 A solid week. 91 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,110 Crawling through cramped ducts, 92 00:04:07,111 --> 00:04:09,499 prying open panels, and adjusting red-hot power cables. 93 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,960 Look, look look. I've got blisters on my blisters. 94 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,763 Oh, wow, you must be so relieved to be done. 95 00:04:13,764 --> 00:04:14,837 Oh, I'm not done. 96 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,464 Now I get to recalibrate everything. 97 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,466 That's another three, four days in the tubes! 98 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:19,989 Oh, but I thought we were gonna watch 99 00:04:19,990 --> 00:04:21,177 the Trivoli pulsar together? 100 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:23,513 Oh, I did promise you I'd do that. 101 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,389 Well, don't worry. Some people agree to do stuff 102 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,557 when they don't actually mean 103 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,321 - they're going to do it. - No, no, no, no. 104 00:04:28,322 --> 00:04:30,908 I'm Starfleet. I never go back on my word. 105 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,522 Eh... you know, 106 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,816 if I quit my job in Engineering and switch divisions, 107 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:36,539 I wouldn't have to be in the tubes at all. 108 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:37,735 Really?! Oh, you can do that? 109 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,529 - Sure. When's the pulsar? - 0800. 110 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:40,738 Ah! This really means a lot. 111 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,905 I don't have a lot of friends yet, 112 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,746 and doing science on my own really bums me out, 113 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:45,868 - so thanks, Rutherford. - [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 114 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:48,371 All right, looks like I just have to... 115 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,206 find a new career. 116 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:51,541 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 117 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,750 Uh... 118 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,380 Ooh! Pew, pew, pew. 119 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,383 Good work, gents. Let's keep her right and tight. 120 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,591 Pew, pew, pew. 121 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:05,054 Uh... [STAMMERS] At ease, carry on. Sorry. 122 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,390 - [MARINER SLURPING] - What? Mariner? 123 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,765 [MOUTH FULL] Oh, hey, Boimler. You want some? 124 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:09,975 What are you doing? Get out of here. 125 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,456 You're getting broth on the controls. 126 00:05:11,457 --> 00:05:13,777 - I got to prep for takeoff. - Oh, I know. I'm coming with. 127 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,399 You got the same mission assignment as me? How? 128 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:17,400 Pulled some strings. 129 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,861 I mean, you made this sound so rewarding, 130 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,744 I just had to see you in action. Keep reading. 131 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,239 I'm your copilot? 132 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,408 You're taking on more work? Just to bug me? 133 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,577 Calm down, man. We can't have you co-flying angry. 134 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:28,745 I need you co-calm. 135 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,371 Ooh, nice dress uniform. 136 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:31,975 - You getting married after this? - No. 137 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,958 - I wish you would take this seriously. - I am. 138 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,586 Ooh! This is the new shuttle with the blast shield. Yeah! 139 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,670 - ♪ It's a blast shield, it's a blast shield ♪ - Stop it. No. It-it works. 140 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,715 - ♪ It comes down and it goes up ♪ - It works, okay? 141 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:43,158 - ♪ Blast shield! ♪ - You don't have to... Stop it. Stop it! 142 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,222 [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 143 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,100 Rutherford, great work on the EPS grid. 144 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,311 [CHUCKLES] I wish I had more engineers like you. 145 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,937 My life would be a lot simpler. 146 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,356 Uh, th-thanks. Uh, can we talk for a second? 147 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,984 Just for a second? Don't tease me. Come on, man. 148 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,948 You're my number-one- with-a-bullet systems guy. 149 00:06:01,949 --> 00:06:03,613 I got time for you in spades. 150 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,573 Um... [CHUCKLES, EXHALES] 151 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:06,824 I just wanted to let you know 152 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,744 that I'm going to be exploring other opportunities on the ship. 153 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,329 [ALL GASP] 154 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:13,790 Are you saying what I think you're saying, Ensign? 155 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:16,417 Uh, I'd like to request a transfer out of Engineering. 156 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,253 Consider your request... 157 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:20,546 granted! [CHUCKLES] 158 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:22,507 Oh, man, this is exciting. 159 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:25,176 I'm sure wherever you end up, they'll be lucky to have you. 160 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,345 - Rutherford! Rutherford! - Aw, thanks, guys. 161 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,180 - Rutherford! - I'm gonna miss you. [SIGHS] 162 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:31,849 - [SIGHS] - MARINER: Buried alive... 163 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:34,413 - Marooned for eternity... Moons of Nibia. - Ugh. Unbelievable. 164 00:06:34,414 --> 00:06:35,833 - [GRUNTS] - [GROANING] 165 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,314 Oh, sorry. I keep having this awesome dream. 166 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:40,274 General K'orin is gonna be here any second. 167 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,485 Let me do the talking. I've been studying him all day. 168 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,928 - Is he single? - Will you just...?! 169 00:06:43,929 --> 00:06:45,568 [EXHALES SHARPLY] Rein it in. 170 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,824 We need to show him deference and respect. 171 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:48,950 [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN] 172 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:53,287 General K'orin. 173 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,790 It is an honor to escort you, sir. 174 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:57,041 Allow me to say... 175 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,501 - Nuqneh. - [SCREAMING] 176 00:06:58,584 --> 00:06:59,794 - [GRUNTS] - [GASPS] 177 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,672 - [BOTH GRUNTING] - BOIMLER: Oh, no. No, no, no. 178 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,875 [HIGH-PITCHED] Mariner, what are you doing?! What? No! 179 00:07:04,876 --> 00:07:06,128 What are you doing? What...? 180 00:07:06,211 --> 00:07:08,219 - No! - [BOTH LAUGHING] 181 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:11,514 Starfleet has made you soft, Mariner. 182 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:14,284 [SCOFFS] Not as soft as your ngech, K'orin! 183 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:15,685 [BOTH LAUGHING] 184 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,528 Wait, wait, wait. W-W-Wait. Hold on, hold on. 185 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,856 Do you two know each other? 186 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:22,274 Yeah. We did some off-the-books gray ops stuff back in the day. 187 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,995 We're, like, the same age. Back in what day? 188 00:07:24,028 --> 00:07:25,348 Now they've got you pushing PADDs 189 00:07:25,349 --> 00:07:27,321 on a ship full of children. 190 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,281 - Well, can't beat four weeks' shore leave. - [BOIMLER CLEARS THROAT] 191 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,534 Well, general, as I was saying, Nuq... 192 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,203 [GRUNTS] Okay. Yeah, just holding your sword, then. 193 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,582 I must update you on my many sexual conquests, Mariner. 194 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,208 MARINER: What, both of them? 195 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,335 [BOTH LAUGHING] 196 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:45,381 [MARINER AND K'ORIN SINGING IN KLINGON] 197 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:47,424 Okay, you go down. 198 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,343 [BOTH SINGING IN KLINGON] 199 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,427 There we go. 200 00:07:50,469 --> 00:07:52,054 Where did you even get flagons? 201 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:56,058 Boy! Land in Little Qo'noS. I want gagh! 202 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:58,227 Uh, well, my orders were actually to deliver you 203 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,911 to the Federation outpost so you could... 204 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:01,111 Copilot, just set us down 205 00:08:01,112 --> 00:08:03,065 in the Klingon district. The man wants hot worms. 206 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,317 Yes, sir. 207 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,401 Coming right up. 208 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:07,403 Do you remember Jaxxa Prime, 209 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:10,364 the commander who didn't believe you about rectal insectoids? 210 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:14,410 Ha! Yeah, I got chewed out, but his ass got chewed up. 211 00:08:14,493 --> 00:08:15,786 [SPUTTERS, LAUGHS] 212 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,580 [TAKES DEEP BREATH] 213 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,383 TULGANA 4 SECURITY: Federation shuttlecraft, 214 00:08:19,384 --> 00:08:21,083 this is Tulgana 4 space traffic control. 215 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,793 Landing code challenge epsilon. 216 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,502 Transmitting confirmation on secure channel gamma sev... 217 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:26,464 - [MARINER AND K'ORIN LAUGHING] - [GRUNTS] 218 00:08:26,547 --> 00:08:27,924 Will you two please be quiet 219 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,926 so we don't get shot out of the sky? Whoa! 220 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,385 [EXHALES] 221 00:08:31,469 --> 00:08:33,429 Sending confirmation code now. Thank you. 222 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:35,264 [GRUNTS] Mm, mm. 223 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,779 [SNORING, BABBLING] 224 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,282 Mmm, the smell of a Klingon district. 225 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,166 We'll have to get the shuttle washed for sure. 226 00:08:55,225 --> 00:08:56,625 If anyone asks, this was your call. 227 00:08:56,626 --> 00:08:57,626 Okay, snippy. 228 00:08:57,678 --> 00:08:59,288 Ooh, yeah, I'm snippy. 229 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,499 Drinking, landing in an unsecured district? 230 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,417 That's how you choose to represent Starfleet? 231 00:09:03,478 --> 00:09:04,918 Me and the general are blood-bonded. 232 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,759 It would have been weird if I acted all stuffy. 233 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,756 He's passed out and he pooped on his sword. 234 00:09:08,839 --> 00:09:10,519 He's a lightweight. I mean, don't sweat it. 235 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,134 We'll get him a hot cup of raktajino, 236 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,970 - he will be ready to go. - Oh, no. 237 00:09:14,053 --> 00:09:15,263 - Oh... - Oh, no! 238 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,431 Oh, no, no, no, no. 239 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,115 The shuttle! The shuttle! What the hell?! 240 00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:21,435 - No. - Ha. Classic K'orin. 241 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,813 Ah, he did this on Vulcan. And on Earth. 242 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,481 He steals a lot of things. 243 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,984 We are stranded here because of your recklessness. 244 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,319 Oh, relax. We can just beam back to the Cerritos 245 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,154 and remotely trigger the return autopilot. 246 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,364 [DEVICE BEEPING] 247 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,491 Sure, yeah, if Tulgana 4 wasn't protected 248 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:39,328 by an ion field that restricts comms and transporters! 249 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,955 Do you even read the mission brief? 250 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,790 I'm sorry, I skimmed almost most of it 251 00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,542 and read some of the captions, so... 252 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,335 [GROANS, PANTING] 253 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,819 - Dude, where are you going? - I'm tracking down our shuttle. 254 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,780 If we're not back to it by the next rotation, 255 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,799 - we'll be court-martialed! - Don't knock it till you've tried it. 256 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,386 This is serious! I think we're violating the Khitomer Accords! 257 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,429 Yeah, I don't want to go to a penal colony either, 258 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,973 but I am not going to speed-walk. 259 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,683 What is this speed-walking? 260 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,686 - You know we're going the same speed. - Stop it. 261 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,647 It's to conserve energy. Section 31 does this. 262 00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,860 Yes, General K'orin was here a short while ago. 263 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,864 It was my honor to serve him a warrior's meal. 264 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,199 [GRUNTS, CLEARS THROAT] Do you know where he went? 265 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,201 - Are you tracking him? - Oh, well, I, uh... 266 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,661 Whew, I think, uh... 267 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,080 Uh, no, we-we want to kneel before him 268 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,250 and lick his boots like the Federation dogs we are. 269 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,003 He went north, in search of stronger ale. 270 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,006 - He was already wasted. - [GRUNTS] Is that a problem? 271 00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:35,384 Uh, no. I mean, uh, drinking to excess is cool. 272 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,634 All right, come on. There's an Andorian district 273 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:37,678 just north of here. 274 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,930 So we're Federation dogs, huh? 275 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,734 Hey, if it got us what we needed, woof woof. 276 00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:43,817 I know this is fun, but we really need to get back. 277 00:10:43,818 --> 00:10:44,827 I'm not having fun. 278 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,310 MARINER: Geez, these guys are acting 279 00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:48,064 like they've never seen a Starfleet uniform. 280 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,565 Well, they're Kaelons, 281 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,400 and Kaelons are notoriously isolationist. 282 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,402 And that... [GRUNTS] 283 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,946 - [ROARS] - Oh, shoot, sorry. That's my fault. 284 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,032 Boimler, let's keep moving. 285 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,201 No, no, no, I need to apologize in his native tongue. 286 00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,119 Let me think. He's a, uh, a Taxor. 287 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,206 Right, and they communicate through guttural tones. 288 00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:08,107 _ 289 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,251 [ROARS] 290 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,419 [SHOUTS, WHIMPERS] 291 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,213 Hey back off, blue! 292 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,696 No! Don't hit him! We have a treaty! 293 00:11:13,697 --> 00:11:16,116 [SIGHS, GRUNTS] 294 00:11:16,317 --> 00:11:18,317 _ 295 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:19,970 [GRUNTS, PANTING] 296 00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:22,871 _ 297 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,559 RANSOM: You made the right choice 298 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,144 transferring into Command, son. 299 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,562 Nothing compares to the firm, 300 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,481 hot pulse of a joystick in your hand. 301 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,608 The bridge is where the action is. 302 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,984 Should be interesting, sir. 303 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,945 Let's start with a classic bridge simulation. 304 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,780 Computer, Command Trainer 43. 305 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,991 COMPUTER: Initiating advanced simulation. 306 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,910 Ensign, the bridge is yours. 307 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,788 Be gentle but attentive. Get her where she needs to be. 308 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,791 - Guide her home. - Okeydokey. [CHUCKLES] 309 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,460 Uh, maintain course. 310 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,129 - [ALL SCREAMING] - [ALARM BLARING] 311 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,297 Captain, we're being drawn into a temporal rift. 312 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,133 - Uh... Uh... - Shields at ten percent! 313 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,468 - Warp core breach in 30 seconds, Captain! - Oh, man. 314 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,803 Captain, we need orders! 315 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,598 Uh, uh... maintain course? 316 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,225 COMPUTER: Ship destroyed. 317 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,144 Casualties: 105% 318 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,312 Wait. How did I kill more than the whole crew? 319 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,148 Okay, that was a rough start. 320 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,816 FYI, in situations like that, 321 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,152 try employing the Janeway Protocol. 322 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,154 Got it. And what's that? 323 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,989 [LAUGHS] Good one. 324 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,112 All right, let's try something more straightforward. 325 00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,325 Computer, Command Trainer 4. 326 00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:27,163 COMPUTER: Initiating basic training simulation. 327 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,166 Captain, we're directly in the path of a small asteroid. 328 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,500 Should we move to avoid? 329 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,502 Uh, do the Janeway Protocol. 330 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,671 Uh, are you sure, sir? 331 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,548 - Yes? - [THUDDING AND SCREAMING] 332 00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,231 - Collision alert, sir. - [ALARM BLARING] 333 00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:41,090 The kindergarten on Deck Eight, it's gone! 334 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,970 - Uh, uh... - [THUDDING] 335 00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,054 SIMULATED ENSIGN: No. 336 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,056 No, no, no. Now the pre-K is gone. 337 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,018 All the ship's children have been ejected into space. 338 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,020 - All those kids... - RANSOM: Freeze program. 339 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,730 In thousands of simulations, 340 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,149 that's literally never happened before. 341 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,444 Let's try another one, on a ship with even more children. 342 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,991 I can't believe I messed up so bad with that Taxor. 343 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,993 I've read, like, five books about them. 344 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,703 Hey, don't sweat it, B. I got you. 345 00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,666 That's even worse. You didn't study them at all. 346 00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,873 I study by doing, you know? 347 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,875 Maybe you need to spend less time in the library 348 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,518 and more time letting Boimler get nasty. 349 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:15,878 No. I need to up my studying, 350 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,401 spend even more time in the library. 351 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,256 Whatever, man. Just hang here for a second. 352 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,091 I got to go blood-pee some blood wine, 353 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,844 maybe get some intel on the general. 354 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,097 Oh. I see we both have a thing for red. 355 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,099 - Uh, me, what, red? What? - Your shirt. 356 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,893 - We match. - Oh. 357 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,562 Uh, yes, well, this is my work shirt. 358 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,398 - And I'm Ensign... - Ensign Brad Boimler. I know. 359 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,236 I can sense your thoughts, your desires. 360 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,571 [WHISPERS] I know you like jamaharon. 361 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,240 [STAMMERS] 362 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,283 Mm... [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 363 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,745 [BOTH SCREAMING] 364 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,205 Mariner, what the hell?! 365 00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,706 That thing is an Anabaj. 366 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,875 It's gonna implant eggs in your throat, dummy. 367 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,919 - What are you... [SHOUTS] - [HISSING] 368 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,797 I know you still want it. 369 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,632 I can hear your nasty boy thoughts. 370 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,218 Jamaharon. This boy wants jamaharon! 371 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,511 [SCREAMS] 372 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,930 Love your sarong. 373 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,413 - You okay, Boims? - Yeah, I just... 374 00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:10,908 I-I've never even heard of an Anabaj. 375 00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,182 How did you know? 376 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,936 Affinity for red, drawn to the weak-minded. 377 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,772 Plus, I kind of dated one once, but only to make my mom mad. 378 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:17,855 Weak-minded? [SHOUTS] 379 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,698 An Andorian in the bathroom said the general's 380 00:14:19,699 --> 00:14:21,179 at a bar just down the road. Come on. 381 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,987 You can tell me about jamaharon later. 382 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,656 Ah, you're doing a bang-up job 383 00:14:25,673 --> 00:14:27,073 with that endocrine system, Ensign. 384 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,575 It's not so different from engineering. 385 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,376 The heart's an engine. The brain's a computer. 386 00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:32,621 The eyes are a different kind of computer. No... cameras. 387 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,265 - Eyes are cameras. Camera eyes. - Sure. 388 00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:35,728 Whatever you need to tell yourself. 389 00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:37,960 The next part gets dicey. Keep him distracted. 390 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,763 Are you sure you don't want me to reroute... 391 00:14:39,764 --> 00:14:40,764 Go chat him up! 392 00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:43,425 That's an order! Tendi, exoscalpel. 393 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,677 Uh, hi. I'm supposed to distract you from all this stuff 394 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,880 - over here, so... - I'm gonna be okay, though, right? 395 00:14:48,964 --> 00:14:51,124 My implant says there's only a small chance you'll die. 396 00:14:51,174 --> 00:14:52,975 - What? How small? - 18%. Oh, uh... 397 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,458 Now it's up to 20. You might want to control that heart rate. 398 00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,410 - Oh, God, I'm gonna die! - [RAPID BEEPING] 399 00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,913 What the hell are you saying to him? 400 00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,648 - Just calm him down. - Uh, uh... 401 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,652 Take your mind off of this. Uh, think about work. 402 00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:04,053 - Think about the warp core. - I got burned in the warp core! 403 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,322 Those are dilithium burns? How are you still alive, man? 404 00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,531 You should be dead! 405 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,992 Get out of here! Tendi, take over. 406 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,785 - Wait, but... - [WHISPERS] Sorry. 407 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,288 Don't worry, you're looking just fine, inside and out. 408 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,458 Oh, my God. Oh, thank God. That robot said I was dying. 409 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,044 Listen, kid, you're great at digging around in a body, 410 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,087 but if you can't muster up some bedside manner, 411 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,798 you may as well be with the grunts in security. 412 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,467 Welcome to security. 413 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,886 Why don't we throw you into the fire and see if you burn? 414 00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,931 Computer, initiate Combat Simulation Smorgasborg. 415 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,183 COMPUTER: Initiating. 416 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,726 [SHOUTS] Borg! 417 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,353 Oh, crap. I don't know how to fight. 418 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,606 I don't know how to fight. Maybe this thing does? 419 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,318 [LAUGHS] O-Okay. 420 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,904 [GRUNTING] Oh, I can do that? 421 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,532 Ha, man. Ha! 422 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,701 [GRUNTS] Take that. Chop, chop, bang! 423 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,664 Karate! Ha, ha. 424 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,170 In the name of the Prophets. 425 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,339 I-I put people into that simulation 426 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,508 so they can learn how to deal with defeat. 427 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,178 Ensign, you are a natural-born warrior. 428 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,721 Oh. Okeydokey. 429 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,600 Keep your head down. Andorians don't mess around. 430 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,844 Um, Andorians were a founding member of the Federation. 431 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,397 Please don't explain them to me. I can look out for myself. 432 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,120 You want to tell me about Tellarites, too? 433 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,108 Maybe shut up and keep an eye out for the shuttle? 434 00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:26,271 - How about that? - [SHOUTS] 435 00:16:26,272 --> 00:16:28,900 No, you're hurting me. Please. 436 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,698 [GRUNTS] My bones. 437 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,741 - [SHOUTS] They're killing him! - [GASPS] Boimler! 438 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,743 Please, no. I-I can explain. 439 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,537 Explain it to my boot. 440 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,205 - [LASER ZAPS] - [GRUNTS] 441 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,288 Starfleet! I order you to step away from the elder. 442 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,251 You idiot! That's no elder, it's... 443 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,087 - [LAUGHS] Now I'm a little boy. - [BOIMLER GROANS] 444 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,922 A shapeshifter? Ah, boo. 445 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,591 That Vendorian is a thief, and you let him get away! 446 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,469 They must be working together! [GRUNTS] 447 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,931 [ROARS] 448 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,014 [CLAMORING] 449 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,934 [GRUNTING] 450 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,436 Oh, no! Aah! 451 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,068 Stand down. This is in violation of the Tulganan Neutrality Pact. 452 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,529 [GRUNTS, SCREAMS] 453 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,614 [SCREAMS] 454 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,414 - [BOIMLER SHOUTING] - Kirk hands! 455 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,625 Hello, alien people. 456 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,085 Alien creatures and beings. 457 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,795 Look up here. Thank you. Okay. 458 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,199 I would be happy to hand you all your asses, but right now, 459 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,654 we're kind of on a deadline, so how about instead of fighting, 460 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,343 the next five rounds are on me? 461 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,971 [ALL CHEERING] 462 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,308 It's cool. I stole it from that Taxor! 463 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,518 [GRUNTS] Excuse me, sir. I don't know you. 464 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,812 That is Starfleet property you're handling. 465 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,733 [GROANS] 466 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,485 Ah, apparently, we just missed K'orin. 467 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,368 - If we hurry, maybe we can get him. - [SIGHS] 468 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,155 - I don't even care anymore. - What? 469 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,391 - Oh, man, how much blood did you lose? - Ow. [SIGHS] 470 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,949 This whole time, I've either been one step behind you 471 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,009 or totally in the dark. 472 00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,828 Yeah, but only because I'm pretty amazing. 473 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,663 [SIGHS] Look, everyone has bad days. 474 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,427 All that studying, and where did it get me? 475 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,792 Klingon threw a knife at my head. 476 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,376 I nearly got eggs laid in my throat. 477 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,296 Those guys at the bar wanted to eat me. 478 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,797 What is that? What are you doing? 479 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,882 Kitalia leaves... they contain a numbing agent. 480 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,384 I've never once seen you study, but then you just 481 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,512 breeze in here knowing cool plant tricks 482 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,013 and which aliens are which... how? 483 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,456 Dude, I told you I've been places. 484 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,974 I just pick stuff up along the way. 485 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,309 I could never do that. 486 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,228 I guess I'm just not cut out for Starfleet. 487 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,687 Oh, please, you're Mr. Starfleet. 488 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,147 No, I'm not, not like you are! 489 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,191 I should just turn in my uniform and go 490 00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,235 - work on a research asteroid! - [GASPS] 491 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,821 No, absolutely not. Do not even joke about that. 492 00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,384 That is the lamest thing you could do. 493 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,533 [CRYING] I should just study bugs on a far-off planet 494 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,869 and then eventually get eaten and no one will even know 495 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,746 until they stumble across my distress call, 496 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,206 but it'll be way too late, 497 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,089 and then they'll have to spend a bunch of time 498 00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:47,632 deciphering how things went wrong 499 00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:49,503 based on my final shaky video logs. 500 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,214 I'm sure you wouldn't get eaten. 501 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,217 Starfleet doesn't just need badass cool people like me. 502 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,553 They need, like, book-smart people like you, too. 503 00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,222 When we get back, I'm done. 504 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,682 [GRUNTS] 505 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,895 All right, everyone, huddle up. 506 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,732 I want to introduce you to the newest bear in our bear pack. 507 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,110 Rutherford's blood runs yellow and black. 508 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,028 He's one of us. 509 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,406 Security isn't like the other departments. 510 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,908 [VOICE FADING] No, it's a higher calling. 511 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,578 We stand shoulder to shoulder, holding the line 512 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,247 against dangers known and unknown. 513 00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,790 [REGULAR VOLUME] No greater honor 514 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,709 than to die beside you in battle. 515 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,129 Yes, Rutherford, you're never going to have to see 516 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,590 the inside of a Jefferies tube again. 517 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,799 Thank you, sir. 518 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,594 This all sounds fun but not for me. 519 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,970 - [ALL GASP] - What? 520 00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,129 My heart's in engineering. 521 00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,265 I'd like permission to leave the bear pack. 522 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,392 Rutherford, that is... 523 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,602 outstanding! 524 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,895 Got to be true to yourself! 525 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,418 - Am I right, bears? - [ALL CHEERING] 526 00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,005 - Hoorah! - Aw, bears. 527 00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:54,483 Come on, we got to take a shortcut. 528 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,484 We're almost out of time. 529 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,485 Whatever. Who cares? 530 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,613 I clearly do. 531 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,406 Greetings, "hyoo-mons". 532 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,658 I noticed you are injured. 533 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,578 Perhaps I could provide you transport. 534 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,121 Uh, no, thank you, sir. 535 00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,663 [QUIETLY] Yeah, right. Can you believe this guy? 536 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,104 Actually, yeah, that would be great. 537 00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:10,747 - We're kind of in a hurry. - Wait, what? 538 00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:13,186 Excellent. My shuttle is just beyond that ridge. 539 00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,464 Come, come. 540 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,307 What are you doing? We can't trust a Ferengi. 541 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,259 - What? He's not a Ferengi. - Yes, he is! 542 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,178 - No, I think he's a Bolian. - Oh, my God! 543 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,139 He could not be more Ferengi... the big ears, the beady eyes, 544 00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,902 that greedy thing they do with their hands. 545 00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,142 "Hyoo-mon". 546 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,769 - Myah. - Ferengi are 547 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,492 the most untrustworthy race in the galaxy. 548 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,002 He probably just wants to lure us over there so he can mug us. 549 00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:34,024 Look, we need a ride now, 550 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,692 and my gut is telling me this is fine. 551 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,861 Need I remind you that you've been wrong 552 00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,488 about literally everything today? 553 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,864 Not this. 554 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,324 Uh-huh, sure. Okay, buddy. 555 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,825 - Let's go. - Good, good. 556 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,370 - Follow me right this... - What's your landing code? 557 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,621 Uh, what? 558 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,384 Tulganan security requires all shuttlecraft 559 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,124 to provide a secure landing code. 560 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,502 If you really have a shuttle here, you must have a code. 561 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,087 Oh, my code, yes. 562 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,339 It's, uh, right... here! 563 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,007 - Give me your profit! - Oh! 564 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,342 [GRUNTS] 565 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,511 Aah! Starfleet! 566 00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,914 Hey, Ferengi, get-get out of here! 567 00:21:03,915 --> 00:21:04,921 Get! Get! 568 00:21:05,005 --> 00:21:07,349 Okay, maybe you were right. That, uh... 569 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,192 that seems like that might've been a Ferengi. 570 00:21:09,193 --> 00:21:11,853 I was so right, yes! [GRUNTS, GASPS] 571 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,147 Holy crap, it's the shuttle. It's the shuttle! 572 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,984 - Bye-bye. - Isn't that illegal? 573 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,947 What are they gonna do, send me a bill in space? 574 00:21:19,031 --> 00:21:21,391 Fair enough. If we gun it, we can just make it back in time. 575 00:21:21,392 --> 00:21:23,448 - [SNORING] - Oh, man, he drank everything! 576 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,692 - What do we do? - Grab a leg. 577 00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:26,693 Let's drag him out and leave him by the front door, 578 00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:28,539 unless you don't think that's Starfleet enough. 579 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,918 It isn't, but let's do it. 580 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,376 K'ORIN: I demand 581 00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,336 you give me an honorable... 582 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,213 [RETCHES] 583 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:40,507 [SIGHS] Someone contact the Cerritos, 584 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,217 tell them we finally found K'orin. 585 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,553 He is just in time for the peace accords. 586 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,888 Fetch me my drinking horn. I need ale. 587 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,433 Are you [BLEEP] kidding me? No! Stop that. 588 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,562 Whew, what a day! 589 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,231 Man, that escort mission kind of went off the rails, huh? 590 00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,066 Sure did. 591 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,028 Can't believe I didn't realize that was a Ferengi in the park. 592 00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,404 [LAUGHS, SIGHS] 593 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,531 Hey, uh, so do you think maybe, 594 00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,783 maybe, fun idea, we could just keep it between us? 595 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,577 For sure. We're in a circle of trust. 596 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,787 This is a shuttle of silence. 597 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,789 - [LAUGHTER] - So the Ferengi's right there, 598 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,753 and I'm like, "Mariner, we can't trust this guy. 599 00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,993 He's a Ferengi". And then she says, she says, get this, 600 00:22:16,994 --> 00:22:19,212 she says, "Oh, no, that's a Bolian". 601 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,423 [LAUGHTER] 602 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,425 - Bolian! - Okay, okay. 603 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,052 Yep, yep, all right. 604 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,304 After this long day of being a badass, 605 00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,227 Captain Know-It-All over here doesn't even know 606 00:22:29,228 --> 00:22:31,308 - what a Ferengi was. - It wasn't as clear as that. 607 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:33,977 [IMPERSONATING FERENGI] "Myah, myah, hyoo-mon!" 608 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,896 He was doing the hand thing and everything. 609 00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:37,313 All right, yeah, no, that's my cue 610 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,316 to go just launch myself out an air lock. 611 00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,109 You guys have a great night. 612 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,111 Lucky I was there! I spotted it. I called it. 613 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,238 - I called it. - [LAUGHTER] 614 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,116 Tendi, I'm sorry. 615 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,920 I tried to make it work in another division. 616 00:22:49,921 --> 00:22:52,120 I just couldn't do it. I belong in the tubes. 617 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,038 I'm not gonna be able to watch the pulsar with you. 618 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:54,955 All right, whatever. 619 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,665 I'll just watch it in there with you on my PADD. 620 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,026 Wait, you can? We don't have to go 621 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,483 to the observation deck or anything? 622 00:22:59,484 --> 00:23:01,002 Nah, I just wanted company. [LAUGHS] 623 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,340 I mean, it's not like you were trying all those new jobs 624 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,674 just to hang with me, right? 625 00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,302 [LAUGHING] No, yeah, no. 626 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,137 Could you imagine? 627 00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,432 [TABLET BEEPING] 628 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,519 Ah, Mariner, was I convincing enough for you, 629 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,813 "hyoo-mon"? [LAUGHS] 630 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,148 You were perfect, Quimp. Thanks for helping out. 631 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,608 Of course. I owed you one. 632 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,318 - How's the wife? - She's good. 633 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,987 We're actually looking to get away to Risa this weekend. 634 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,989 What? Ah, jealous. 635 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,159 Oh, you know what you guys should try? Jamaharon. 636 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,203 Wow. 637 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,789 Isn't it amazing? 638 00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,872 [SIGHS] 639 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,251 It's beautiful. 640 00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:23,852 Sync & corrections by Costa Dax www.addic7ed.com 641 00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:12,713 [MAN IMITATES WEAPONS FIRING]: Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. 642 00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:15,414 Chirp. 48944

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