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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,534 ♪ WHOA, OH, OH, OH ♪ 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:04,069 I'LL BE OVER THERE IN LIKE TWO MINUTES. 3 00:00:04,071 --> 00:00:05,337 OKAY, BYE. 4 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:06,805 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY? 5 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:07,840 BYE, I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! 6 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:10,242 POP IN SOME WINE. LET'S POUR OUR WINE. 7 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:13,412 OH, I'M EXCITED. MM-HMM. 8 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,447 HI, BABY GIRL. I LOVE YOU. 9 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:18,017 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 10 00:00:18,019 --> 00:00:20,319 DO YOU WANT TO GO DANCING? 11 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:21,854 I'VE BEEN WAITING SO FREAKING LONG FOR THIS. 12 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,423 COME ON. LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT. 13 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,425 ♪♪ 14 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,594 THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S [BLEEP] GRADUATION PARTY. 15 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:29,995 AND YOU SAY THIS TO HER. 16 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:31,864 WHY WOULD YOU RUIN HER PARTY? 17 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:35,601 ♪♪ 18 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,337 -WE'RE LOSING THE JEANS. -WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 19 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,072 OH, MY GOD. 20 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:41,840 TAKE IT ALL OFF. NO. 21 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:43,175 OH, [BLEEP] [ HORN HONKS ] 22 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,277 THING THING IS GIVING ME ANXIETY. 23 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,980 Laurie: I HAVE SAVED ALL OF SARAH'S BABY TEETH. 24 00:00:47,982 --> 00:00:50,249 THEY SIT IN A DRAWER. OH, [BLEEP] 25 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:52,284 THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE WITCHES. 26 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,887 I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS. 27 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:58,690 I'VE NEVER FELT AN AUGMENTED BREAST THAT FELT NICE. 28 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:02,061 WHOSE FAKE BOOBS HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING? 29 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:04,897 I'M JUST SAYING, IT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR VAGINA. 30 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,965 IT GOES IN THE BUTTHOLE. 31 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:10,636 THIS CROSSES THE MOTHER-DAUGHTER BOND LINE. 32 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:13,338 -- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com 33 00:01:13,340 --> 00:01:16,141 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 34 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:18,577 ALL RIGHT, MOM, HURRY UP. 35 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,879 -COME HERE, LOCKSY. -HI, LOCKSY. 36 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,314 COME HERE. OH, MY GOD. 37 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,349 I'M SO EXCITED TO WATCH THE SHOW. 38 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:26,518 ME TOO. 39 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,388 WE GOT NAPKINS, CHIPS. CHIPS. 40 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,622 OOH! 41 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,691 OKAY, YOU READY? I'M READY. 42 00:01:32,693 --> 00:01:34,693 ♪♪ 43 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,395 I'M READY, YOU READY? 44 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:40,232 HIGH FIVE! YEAH! 45 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:45,337 I THINK THE MOST SMOTHERING IS DAWN. 46 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,772 NO. NO, IT'S NOT DAWN. 47 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,207 MAYBE MARY. 48 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,075 WHO ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT SEEING? 49 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:52,678 WHICH MOM AND DAUGHTER? OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THEM ALL. 50 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,314 CHEERS. 51 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,982 BEST MOMENTS. 52 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,650 OH, MY GOSH. 53 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,053 WHAT ARE WE GONNA SEE? THIS IS SO EXCITING! 54 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:04,389 ♪ I FEEL GOOD I FEEL, FEEL, FEEL, FEEL GOOD ♪ 55 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:05,824 -HI. -HI. 56 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,292 -HOW ARE YOU? -GOOD. 57 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,961 ARE YOU READY TO GET STARTED? ABSOLUTELY. 58 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,597 OKAY, AWESOME. MY MOM WANTS ME TO FEEL GOOD 59 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,699 AND LOOK GOOD DURING MY GRADUATION PARTY, 60 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,968 SO WE'RE GOING TO BE GETTING COALING CLEANSES. 61 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,169 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 62 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:19,371 LIKE A COLONIC. OH, NO. 63 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:22,341 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SMELLY ADVENTURE. 64 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:25,244 SO TO GET IT IN, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LIFT UP YOUR BOTTOM, 65 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,346 BRING YOUR HAND IN UNDERNEATH YOU, 66 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,181 YOU FIND THAT LUBRICATED NOZZLE. 67 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:30,415 HUH. 68 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:32,251 -IT PROBABLY HURTS. -HURTS. 69 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,186 Woman: AND JUST GENTLY GLIDE IT INTO YOUR RECTUM. 70 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:35,621 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! OH! 71 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:38,323 YOU GOTTA INSERT THIS [BLEEP] BY YOURSELF? 72 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:41,126 -HELL, NO. -NOT DRUNK OR ANYTHING? 73 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:42,528 I DID IT! 74 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,929 -YAY! -YAY! 75 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,330 HOW BIG IS IT? 76 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,532 HOW MANY FINGERS? THIS BIG? 77 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:49,201 [ LAUGHING ] 78 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,669 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL -- 79 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,071 I GUESS IT'S LIKE SHOVING AN ENEMA UP YOUR BUTT. 80 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,072 A WHAT? 81 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:57,009 [ LAUGHS ] 82 00:02:57,011 --> 00:02:58,944 SO AS SOON AS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO RELEASE, 83 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,812 JUST GO AHEAD AND RELEASE. 84 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,247 OH! 85 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:04,349 MARY AND BRITTANI ARE THE FIRST MOTHER AND DAUGHTER 86 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,251 THAT I HAVE SEEN HOLDING HANDS 87 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,487 WHILE THEY WERE GETTING COLONICS. 88 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,922 OH, MY GOD. 89 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:11,023 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 90 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,357 THEY'RE GIVING EACH OTHER SUPPORT. 91 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,959 -I KNOW. -WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? 92 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,127 THEY'RE SO JUDGMENTAL. 93 00:03:15,129 --> 00:03:16,528 WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS? 94 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,230 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY'RE DOING THIS. 95 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,865 FEELS LIKE IT'S FILLING UP IN MY IN MY BELLY, 96 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,300 YOU KNOW, THE FLUID. 97 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,368 -OH, GOOD. -UGH. 98 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:24,803 OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH. 99 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:26,939 HER FACE! OH! 100 00:03:26,941 --> 00:03:28,941 [ GROANING ] 101 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,510 IT'S HURTS! IT'S PRESSURE! 102 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,478 [ LAUGHING ] 103 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:34,746 PRESSURE! 104 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,048 IT'S LIKE HAVING A BABY. 105 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,383 HERE IT COMES. MAYBE, MAYBE, MAYBE. 106 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,552 THERE YOU GO. GOOD. 107 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,721 OH, [BLEEP] 108 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,991 LITERALLY! [ LAUGHS ] 109 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,693 Both: OH! 110 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:50,128 WAS THAT A TUB OF POOP? THAT'S REALLY INTERESTING. 111 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,763 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A LOT MORE. 112 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:52,864 YEAH, LIKE, YOU KNOW... 113 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,733 YOU KNOW, KNOWING ME... [ WHOOSHING ] 114 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,568 [ LAUGHING ] 115 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,438 [ SHUDDERS ] 116 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,673 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. 117 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,909 I MEAN, LET ALONE DO I NOT WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED, 118 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,712 BUT THEN ALSO I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR POOP 119 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,947 COMING OUT OF A HOSE. 120 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,216 ALL RIGHT, IT'S GONNA BE YOUR TURN NOW. 121 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,185 RUN, BRITTANI, RUN. 122 00:04:13,187 --> 00:04:14,553 I HAVE TO GET THIS IN. 123 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,787 OH, STOP IT. THE MOM. 124 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:16,989 I WANT YOU TO LIFT YOUR HINEY. 125 00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:18,857 I WANT YOU TO LIFT... IS PUTTING IT IN. 126 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,025 [ GASPS ] 127 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,793 LUCKILY MY MOM IS THERE 128 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,563 TO HELP ME PUT THE NOZZLE INTO MY BEHIND. 129 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,298 Both: OH! 130 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,000 THIS ISN'T NORMAL. 131 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:30,736 NOT IN YOUR VAGINA. 132 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,538 I'M JUST SAYING, IT DOESN'T GO IN YOUR VAGINA. 133 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,641 IT GOES IN THE BUTTHOLE. 134 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,609 [ LAUGHTER ] 135 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,544 OH, MY GOD. 136 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,313 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS PARTY. 137 00:04:41,315 --> 00:04:43,682 I'M JUST HOPING IT TURNS OUT REALLY, REALLY GOOD. 138 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,751 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY'RE HAVING THIS NORMAL CONVERSATION 139 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,085 WHILE SHE'S LITERALLY POOPING. 140 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,487 I DON'T GET IT EITHER. 141 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,555 THEY HAVEN'T SEEN ME SINCE MY WEIGHT LOSS. 142 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,457 DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH! THERE'S [BLEEP] FLYING 143 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,660 THROUGH A FREAKING TUBE AND WATER'S GOING UP HER BUTT 144 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,295 THAT HER MOTHER SHOVED UP HER. 145 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,429 SHE'S DONE. 146 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:58,797 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE? 147 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,566 SHE DOESN'T NEED ANYTHING UP HER BUT TO FEEL BEAUTIFUL. 148 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:04,269 NO, SHE SURE DOESN'T. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL AS SHE IS. 149 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,605 AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. YOU KNOW THAT? 150 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:10,976 THIS CROSSES THE MOTHER-DAUGHTER BOND LINE. 151 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,346 ♪ DOING MY THING, DOING MY THING ♪ 152 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,648 TODAY, ME AND MY MOM ARE DOING A PHOTO SHOOT. 153 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,083 YOU GUYS LOVE TAKING PHOTOS TOGETHER. 154 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,352 I LOVE DOING PHOTOS TOGETHER WITH CHER. 155 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,087 YOU WOULD JUMP AT THIS OPPORTUNITY, I THINK. 156 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:23,355 IT'S FUN. 157 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,627 OOH, WE'RE TWINS! 158 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,495 I WOULD DO A PHOTO SHOOT DRESSED LIKE THAT WITH YOU. 159 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,064 SURE, I WOULD DO IT TOO. 160 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,932 I THINK WE SHOULD GET SEXIER. 161 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,967 WHAT NOW? I'M THINKING WE JUST 162 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,436 TAKE THESE OFF. 163 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,937 TAKE IT OFF? 164 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,273 I THINK THIS IS AS SEXY AS I WANT TO GET, OKAY? 165 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:45,444 NO, THAT'S NOT EVEN SEXY. WE'RE LOSING THE JEANS. 166 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,778 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 167 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:48,213 "TAKE MY PANTS OFF? WHAT?" 168 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,715 "I CAN'T DO THAT." "I CAN'T DO THAT." 169 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:53,585 BUT I'M STILL A MOM, YOU KNOW, AND I DO HAVE A 16 YEAR OLD. 170 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,287 BUT OKAY, I'LL TAKE THEM OFF. OH, YEAH. 171 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:57,189 I LIKE TO HANG OUT ONCE IN A WHILE. 172 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,558 I LIKE TO HANG OUT A LITTLE ONCE IN A WHILE, TOO. 173 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,027 I'LL LET YOU LADIES OIL EACH OTHER UP. 174 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,196 GOT TO GET THE BUTT NICE AND OILY. 175 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,498 "GET YOUR BUTT NICE AND OILY." 176 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,233 [ SIGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 177 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:11,636 A MOM AND DAUGHTER SEXY PHOTO SHOOT IS SLIGHTLY WEIRD. 178 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:12,938 Both: SLIGHTLY?! 179 00:06:12,940 --> 00:06:14,272 CHI-CHIS. 180 00:06:14,274 --> 00:06:16,108 OH, MY GOD. WHY DO THEY NEED THIS 181 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:18,477 TYPE OF PHOTO SHOOT? I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 182 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,746 I THINK -- WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW THIS TO? 183 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,681 I FEEL WRONG WATCHING THIS. 184 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,050 SHE HAS NO BOUNDARIES AT ALL WITH HER. 185 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,786 CAN'T THEY JUST GO SHOPPING AND GO TO LUNCH? 186 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,188 ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU HAVE YOUR LEGS APART A LITTLE BIT MORE. 187 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,456 RIGHT THERE, PERFECT. 188 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,958 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. 189 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,559 WE COULD DO IT. 190 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,595 I WOULDN'T MIND, BUT YOU PROBABLY WOULD 191 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,230 BECAUSE YOU'RE SHY. 192 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,465 I'M ABOUT MODESTY. 193 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,136 GIVE ME YOUR CONFIDENCE, GIRL. WHERE CAN I GET THAT? 194 00:06:44,138 --> 00:06:45,504 DID YOU WORK OUT TODAY? 195 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,739 NO, I HAD NO TIME. OKAY. 196 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,107 ARE WE DONE? 197 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,843 UH, I THINK WE SHOULD LOSE THE TOPS. 198 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,512 -OH, HERE WE GO. -OH, COME ON. 199 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,514 -KEEP YOUR TOP ON. -DON'T DO THIS. 200 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,948 -KEEP 'EM ON. -DON'T DO THIS. 201 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,717 OH, MY GOSH. 202 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,985 WHAT? TAKE IT ALL OFF. 203 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,219 NO. 204 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:02,621 THIS ISN'T FUNNY. WILL YOU STOP? 205 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:04,322 MOM, IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS. 206 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:06,358 THIS IS GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL EMPOWERED. 207 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:07,893 EMBRACE YOUR CURVES. I'M ALREADY -- 208 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,361 I'M NOT DOING IT. 209 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:10,629 NO, I WOULDN'T DO IT. 210 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,697 MOM, WHAT'S WRONG? 211 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,566 THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH. 212 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,067 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 213 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,769 "BECAUSE IF I DON'T DO THIS SHOOT..." 214 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,171 "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE ME ANYMORE." 215 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,872 "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE ME ANYMORE." 216 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,073 YOU KNOW, I AM A MOM, 217 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:24,176 AND WHAT IF SOMEBODY CRITICIZES AND THIS... 218 00:07:24,178 --> 00:07:25,811 UM, WHAT IF? 219 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,179 WE ARE CRITICIZING YOU. 220 00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:29,848 STOP CRYING, BE A MOM, AND LEAVE. 221 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,082 -I MEAN, THIS IS INSANE. -RIGHT. 222 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:33,919 I CAN'T IMAGINE NOT DOING EVERYTHING WITH MARIAH. 223 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:36,621 SO IF I HAVE TO TAKE A BIG RISK TO STAY CLOSE TO MY DAUGHTER... 224 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,757 [ SIGHS ] THEN THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 225 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:40,525 ALL LET'S GO. LET'S DO IT. 226 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:42,561 OH, THEY'RE DOING IT. 227 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,728 WOW. 228 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,163 SHE'S GOING TO DO IT. 229 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:46,665 HER DAUGHTER TALKED HER INTO IT. 230 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:47,866 SO I SUPPORT THIS DECISION. 231 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,334 I'M SURE YOU SUPPORT IT. 232 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:53,672 IT WAS SO FUN AND AMAZING. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD DO THIS. 233 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,207 I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY GET ON THE INTERNET? 234 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:56,775 OH, MY GOODNESS. 235 00:07:56,777 --> 00:07:59,678 INTERNET IS FOREVER. 236 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,347 OOH! 237 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:07,018 ♪♪ 238 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,753 Alena: GOOD MORNING! 239 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:11,089 GUESS WHAT WE'RE DOING TODAY? WHAT? 240 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,258 I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE. VROOM! 241 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,693 [ LAUGHS ] 242 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,695 THE WHOLE TIME ALENA'S BEEN IN COLLEGE, 243 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,498 I'VE GONE TO GET HER THEN BRING HER BACK. 244 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,665 SOUNDS LIKE US. I KNOW. 245 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,667 I DROVE YOU TO COLLEGE. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 246 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:26,304 SO NOW IT'S JUST REALLY TIME FOR HER TO DRIVE BY HERSELF. 247 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,806 YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE THAT SHE CAN DRIVE. 248 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,774 YOU DON'T WANT TO DRIVE HER EVERYWHERE ANYMORE. 249 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:31,910 EXACTLY. YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE NOW. 250 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,245 GOT TO GET SOME FREEDOM. 251 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:35,313 -YOU READY? -NO. 252 00:08:35,315 --> 00:08:37,782 -ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST... -YAY! 253 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,551 GETTING IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT. 254 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:40,919 WHY IS THE MOM WEARING THAT HAT? 255 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,220 YOU SHOULD TALK. I KNOW. 256 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,223 MISS PIÑATA SWEATER. OKAY, FINE, I'LL SHUT UP. 257 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,758 [ BEEP ] [ ALENA'S "HIGHWAY" PLAYING ] 258 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,528 WE GOT TO DO -- ♪ MAKIN' ME FEEL SO SPECIAL ♪ 259 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:51,062 OH, WAIT, IS THIS HER SONG? 260 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,265 YEAH. 261 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:55,267 SHE'S GOT TO GET IN THE MOOD. RIGHT. 262 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,802 YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY, THERE YOU GO. 263 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:01,239 I DON'T THINK I HAVE MUSIC ON IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE DRIVING. 264 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,909 YEAH. OH, BOY. HERE WE GO. 265 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,145 [ HORN HONKS ] OH, MY GOODNESS. 266 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,381 YEAH. TURN OFF THE MUSIC. OH, MY GOODNESS. 267 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,750 THEY NEED TO FOCUS. TURN OFF THE MUSIC. 268 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:15,587 JUST GO. JUST MAKE BELIEVE YOU CAN DRIVE. 269 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,989 Alena: I LOVE THE TIME MY MOM AND I SPEND TOGETHER. 270 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,592 THIS POOR MOM'S GOT TO BE STRESSED OUT. 271 00:09:20,594 --> 00:09:21,760 I CAN'T IMAGINE. 272 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,061 SHE'S DOING A GOOD JOB. 273 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,764 I LIKE THAT THE MOM'S PUSHING HER TO DO THESE THINGS. 274 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,365 YOU'RE JUST GOING TOO FAST. 275 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,467 WHY AM I SCARED ON THIS RIDE? 276 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,469 -ME TOO. -SHE NEEDS DRIVER'S ED. 277 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,305 LITERALLY, HER WHOLE LIFE IS IN HER 278 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:35,173 DAUGHTER'S HANDS RIGHT NOW. I'M GONNA GO. 279 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,542 NO, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 280 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:39,578 THIS SCENE IS GIVING ME ANXIETY. 281 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,779 PUT YOUR BLINKER ON. 282 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,714 REMEMBER WHEN I WAS TEACHING YOU TO DRIVE? 283 00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:44,816 YEAH. I'D BE SCREAMING, STOP! 284 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:45,951 YOU STILL DO THAT. 285 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,285 I CAN'T MAKE A U-TURN HERE, RIGHT? 286 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,054 JUST WHERE IT SAYS, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE 287 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:50,455 A FOUR-POINTED U-TURN. 288 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,290 A FOUR-POINT U-TURN? 289 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,528 I'M GETTING DIZZY WATCHING. 290 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:58,663 STOP! THERE'S A CAR COMING! 291 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,799 THIS CAR RIDE'S GONNA MAKE ME THROW UP. 292 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,734 Marcia: NOW SHE HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY, SO STOP. 293 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:03,969 WHEW! 294 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,937 [ SCOFFS ] YOU GET SO SCARED. 295 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,741 OKAY, MOM, LET HER DRIVE. SHE'S TALKING TOO MUCH. 296 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,843 I WANT YOU TO BACK INTO THE SPOT. 297 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,379 [ CLICKING ] 298 00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,147 OH, I CAN'T BACK INTO THE SPOT. 299 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,215 THAT'S THE WRONG WAY. 300 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,617 LOOK. LOOK OUT -- YOU SEE THESE TWO? 301 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,918 I WANT YOU TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR, 302 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,453 AND I WANT YOU TO LOOK HERE. 303 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,154 SHE SHOULD HAVE AN INSTRUCTOR FOR HER. 304 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,322 I THINK SHE SHOULD. 305 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:26,024 SHE SHOULD NOT BE TRYING TO TEACH HER TO DO THIS. 306 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,059 SHE'S YELLING AT ME LIKE -- 307 00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,095 AND I'M LIKE, "BUT I'M DOING EVERYTHING." 308 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,497 HAVE A DRINK, MOM. 309 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:34,599 NO! YOU'RE NOT IN THE LINE. 310 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:35,634 YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN. 311 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,802 STOP. STOP. STOP! 312 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,237 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. STOP! 313 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,673 WHY IS SHE YELLING AT HER TO STOP? 314 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,708 IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. 315 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,110 AW, SHE'S GETTING UPSET. 316 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,444 -ARE YOU GONNA CRY? -YEAH. 317 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,147 -WHY? -YOU'RE BEING MEAN. 318 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,482 I'M NOT BEING MEAN. I WANT YOU -- 319 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:51,750 DON'T. 320 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,084 OOH. OOH. 321 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,020 FEISTY. SHE HURT HER FEELINGS. 322 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,155 THAT'S NOT COOL. YOU CAN'T DRIVE LIKE THAT. 323 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,190 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'RE GOING TO GET HURT. 324 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,460 YOU ALWAYS HATE TO HEAR YOUR MOM YELL AT YOU, YOU KNOW? 325 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:05,597 THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DRIVE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 326 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:07,832 YOU BELONG IN THE PASSENGER SEAT YOURSELF. 327 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,467 -I KIND OF LIKE IT THERE. -YEAH. 328 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,602 WELL, THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG. 329 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,037 OKAY, I'M TRYING. 330 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,539 SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT IS JUST DO IT. 331 00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,041 THERE WE GO. MADE IT TO THE HOUSE. 332 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,108 YOU ALMOST KILLED US. 333 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,443 NO, I DID NOT ALMOST KILL YOU. 334 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,645 NO, NO, NO, NO. DID YOU ALREADY HEAR THE TAPE? 335 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:22,047 THAT GUY WAS GONNA CRASH INTO US. 336 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,948 COULD YOU ARGUE LATER? 337 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,751 I'M NOT ARGUING. YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED. 338 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:29,421 [ CHUCKLING ] 339 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:31,723 ♪ I MET A GIRL ♪ 340 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,225 ♪ BUT FIVE-FOOT-TWO ♪ 341 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,527 -HI! -HI! 342 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,329 -HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, MAMA. -OH, THANK YOU. 343 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:41,966 IF I WERE SUNHE, I WOULD SLIP HIM A FORTUNE COOKIE 344 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:44,302 WITH A FORTUNE IN THERE THAT SAYS, 345 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,705 "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE." 346 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,339 SHE'LL HAVE THE SEA BASS. 347 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,941 SHE CAN'T ORDER FOR HERSELF? 348 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,476 ANGELICA IS LIKE THE MOM. 349 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,145 -WHAT? -SHE ORDERS FOR HER. 350 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,082 I GOT THIS FOR YOU. OH, WONDERFUL. 351 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,350 OH, THEY JUST GAVE THEM THE CARDS AT THE SAME TIME. 352 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:01,119 THAT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD. 353 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,756 "IF YOU KEEP FEEDING ME, I'LL KEEP LOVING YOU." 354 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,157 AW! 355 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,992 THIS IS FOR YOU. 356 00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:11,062 AW! "YOU'RE A PRICELESS GEM. 357 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,765 THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST. MOMMY." 358 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,534 YEAH. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT. 359 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,903 I DON'T LIKE THAT SAYING. "THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST." 360 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,638 IT'S, LIKE, WARPING HER MIND. 361 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,674 LIKE, YOU'LL NEVER BE LOVED AS MUCH. 362 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,775 [ LAUGHS ] 363 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,945 THERE -- [ GASPS ] LOOK. 364 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,346 OH, THEY GOT MATCHING RINGS. 365 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,115 I DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S WRONG WITH THAT. 366 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,416 PRETTY NORMAL TO ME. 367 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,452 I THOUGHT THE RINGS WERE VERY CUTE, 368 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:38,389 BUT BEING IDENTICAL WAS JUST A LITTLE ODD. 369 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,158 WHY IS IT ODD, HONEY? 370 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:44,496 YEAH. WHY IS IT ODD THAT WE HAVE MATCHING RINGS? 371 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,331 A LOT OF MOTHERS DO THAT. 372 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,333 THIS IS WEIRD. WHY ARE THEY SHARING 373 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,969 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS TOGETHER, MOM AND DAUGHTER? 374 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,338 YOU'RE JEALOUS. I'M NOT JEALOUS. 375 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,773 THEY'RE MAKING IT ABOUT THEM. 376 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,475 Both: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY. 377 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,546 WE DO IDENTICAL TOO. WE DO MATCHING. 378 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,481 I KIND OF COUGHED SOMETHING UP. 379 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,820 A FIVE-DAY BAHAMAS CRUISE. 380 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,288 I WAS BEYOND ANGRY. 381 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,923 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT. 382 00:13:13,727 --> 00:13:15,193 HAPPY VALENTINE'S. 383 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,529 THIS IS SUCH AN AWKWARD VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER. 384 00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,497 IT IS VERY AWKWARD. IT'S SO AWKWARD. 385 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,833 I FEEL LIKE HE'S STRINGING HER ALONG. 386 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,701 HE'S NOT STRINGING HER ALONG. HE LOVES HER. 387 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,371 LOOK AT HER. AND I FEEL LIKE CRYING FOR HER. 388 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,073 SUCH A SPECIAL, BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. 389 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,709 I MEAN, IS THIS A JOKE? IS MY DAUGHTER A JOKE? 390 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,178 I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT. 391 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,646 YEAH! YEAH, GET HIM! 392 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,814 DO IT! PUNCH HIM! 393 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,215 SUNHE! SUNHE! 394 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,550 I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. 395 00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,318 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT, JASON. 396 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,655 TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY DINNER 397 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,091 WITH MY MOM, MY BOYFRIEND, JASON, AND HER FIANCé, BRETT. 398 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,828 AND NOW IT'S A DISASTER. HEY, NEWS FLASH. 399 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:53,698 IF YOU WANT IT TO BE ROMANTIC, DON'T GO WITH YOUR MOM. 400 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,834 GOOD ONE. 401 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,702 VIVIANA? HMM? 402 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,672 DO YOU STILL LOVE JASON? I DO. 403 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,073 [ GASPING ] 404 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,975 [ SHRIEKS ] 405 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,911 SHE STILL LOVES HIM! COME ON! 406 00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,814 IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR TWO WOMEN 407 00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,016 TO BE FIGHTING OVER HIM! THIS GUY! 408 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:18,156 ♪♪ 409 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,691 -HI. -HI, LADIES. 410 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:22,827 WE'RE HERE FOR SPRAY TANS FOR ME AND MY MOM. 411 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,129 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? THEY'RE GONNA DO A SPRAY TAN. 412 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,999 WHAT DO YOU DO, TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES AND GET SPRAYED? 413 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,734 YEAH, THAT'S A SPRAY TAN. 414 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,870 WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA SPRAY YOUR CLOTHES? 415 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,839 MY MOM AND I LOVE DOING EVERYTHING TOGETHER, 416 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,541 AND THAT INCLUDES GETTING SPRAY TANNED. 417 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,576 WE LOVE DOING EVERYTHING TOGETHER, TOO, 418 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:42,480 SO I UNDERSTAND THIS. I GET THIS. 419 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,015 THAT'S TOO MUCH. 420 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,017 SEE, TO ME THAT'S NOT WEIRD. 421 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,320 LIKE, I WOULD GET NAKED IN FRONT OF YOU AND HAVE A SPRAY TAN. 422 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,389 SHE TAKES A POOP. I'M IN THE BATHROOM 423 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,157 I TAKE A POOP. SHE'S IN THE SHOWER. 424 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,593 POOPS ARE PRIVATE. SORRY. 425 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,729 WHO POOPS WITH SOMEONE IN THE ROOM? 426 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,130 I'VE NEVER. 427 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,165 THAT'S WHAT MOTHER/DAUGHTERS DO. 428 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,700 YOU'LL BE SHOWERING AND I TALK TO YOU 429 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:03,968 WHEN I'M ON THE TOILET, YOU KNOW. 430 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,270 YEAH. 431 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,704 -HI. -HI. 432 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,474 I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER SPRAYED A MOM AND DAUGHTER TOGETHER. 433 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,309 I DON'T DO SPRAY TANS. THAT'S THE ONLY THING 434 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,112 WE DON'T DO TOGETHER IS A SPRAY TAN. 435 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,180 BECAUSE YOU WON'T SPRAY TAN JUST A LITTLE BIT. 436 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,782 IT WASHES OFF. 437 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,618 ALL RIGHT, IT'S GOING TO BE COLD, OKAY? 438 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,621 -[ GASPS ] -OH, MY GOD. [ LAUGHS ] 439 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,190 SHE'S GOING TO MAKE HER DO IT ALL THE WAY DOWN AT THE BOTTOM? 440 00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:29,327 LIKE, OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT HER DOING IT. 441 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,030 HOW AWKWARD IS THIS FOR THE SPRAY TAN LADY? 442 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:34,232 JUST HOPE THEY DON'T FART IN YOUR FACE. 443 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,701 [ LAUGHS ] THAT'S TRUE! 444 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:40,138 YEAH, KEEP SPRAYING AND LOOKING THE OTHER WAY. 445 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,506 SHE'S LIKE, WHAT? HUH? 446 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,975 OKAY. OH, YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 447 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,376 YOU LOOK GOOD THOUGH. 448 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,113 IT'S ALREADY MAKING YOU LOOK, LIKE, BAM, LIKE, BAM. 449 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,683 MARIAH IS TRYING TO GIVE HER MOM CONFIDENCE. 450 00:15:51,685 --> 00:15:53,785 YEAH. I THINK THAT'S SWEET THOUGH. 451 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,586 LIKE THAT, IT'S SWEET. 452 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,188 YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO THIS. 453 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,723 PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO THIS. 454 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,192 -I NEVER WANT YOU TO DO THIS. -THANK YOU, SARAH. 455 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,361 ♪♪ 456 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,031 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 457 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,266 WHAT IS THAT? 458 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,969 I HAVE SAVED ALL OF SARAH'S BABY TEETH. 459 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:14,238 THEY SIT IN A DRAWER RIGHT NEXT TO MY BED. 460 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,507 THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. WE'LL HAVE THEM FOREVER. 461 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,809 YES, I WILL. 462 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,777 INSTEAD OF A PICTURE, SHE HAS BABY TEETH. 463 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:20,945 YEAH. 464 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,280 I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 465 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,715 OKAY, GOOD. I THINK IT'S A SPECIAL MEMORY. 466 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,017 I GOT YOUR BABY TEETH. 467 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,186 THEY'RE SO CUTE AND THEY'RE SO TINY. 468 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,622 IT TOOK YOU A YEAR TO GET YOURS. 469 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,291 [ SNIFFS ] 470 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,892 OH, DON'T DO THAT. 471 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:35,960 OH, [BLEEP]. 472 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,862 [ LAUGHS ] NO. 473 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,131 I DON'T THINK I'D SNIFF YOUR BABY TEETH, THOUGH. 474 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,599 PLEASE DON'T. 475 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,901 THIS REALLY, REALLY SMELLS, LIKE, ROTTEN. 476 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:45,370 OHH! 477 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,674 SMELLING THE ESSENCE... 478 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:50,875 [ SNIFFS ] 479 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,911 HER TEETH'S -- THE TEETH'S SOUL. 480 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,413 OHH! 481 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,881 I'M NOT SURE I WOULD HAVE SMELT IT. 482 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,616 YEAH, IT'S ONE THING TO KEEP IT, 483 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,918 BUT, LIKE, NOT, LIKE, JUST, LIKE, SMELL IT. 484 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,221 LIKE, THAT'S ROTTING BONE. THAT'S LIKE DEAD TEETH. 485 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,756 EW! 486 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,458 THINGS THAT I DON'T WANT TO LET GO OF, 487 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:11,095 I JUST CAN'T LET GO OF. IT'S A PART OF YOU. 488 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,598 THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE WITCHES. 489 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,033 WITCH DOCTOR. 490 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:19,237 ♪♪ 491 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,939 TODAY IS THE DAY THAT JASON 492 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,475 AND VIVIANA SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 493 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,877 WHOO! 494 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:28,713 CHEERS, WHOO! FINALLY, JASON! 495 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,815 OH, IT'S FINALLY HERE. 496 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:36,521 BUT I'M A LITTLE IRRITATED THAT MY MOM INVITED US TO COME HERE 497 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,822 BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO. 498 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,490 I DON'T NEED TO STAND OVER HIS SHOULDER 499 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,559 TO MAKE SURE HE SIGNS THE PAPERS. 500 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,761 BUT APPARENTLY MY MOM DOES. 501 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,630 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SHOWED UP. 502 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,433 SO VIVIANA CALLED ME THIS MORNING. 503 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,501 IT SEEMED LIKE SHE HAD COLD FEET. 504 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,203 OH, [BLEEP] 505 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,538 OOH! 506 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:54,705 SHE'S NOT GONNA COME? 507 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,007 LET'S HOPE SHE DOES. 508 00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:57,442 I HOPE SHE DOES, TOO. 509 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,811 IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GET DIVORCED, THAT'S WEIRD. 510 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,712 HE MUST BE STRINGING HER ALONG. 511 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,748 SHE IS COMING, THOUGH, RIGHT? 512 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,349 I BELIEVE SO. 513 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,418 I PRAY SHE DOES SHOW UP. 514 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,453 I KNOW. 515 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,922 SO SUNHE CAN LAY OFF OF YOU. 516 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:16,727 SHE WOULD RATHER PROBABLY JUST DO THIS IN THE DARK SOMEWHERE. 517 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,930 "HOW LONG SHOULD WE WAIT?" 518 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,666 "WE'LL WAIT TILL TOMORROW AND SEE IF SHE GETS HERE." 519 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,201 HELLO. 520 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,469 OH, SHE'S HERE. 521 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,772 OOH, SHE SHOWED! YAY! 522 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,407 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS. 523 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,710 SEEING JASON WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND ANGELICA, 524 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,212 IT WAS KIND OF A SHOCK TO ME. 525 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,080 I FEEL BAD FOR HER. 526 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,381 SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT. 527 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,150 THIS BROAD REALLY LOVES HIM. 528 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,452 HE MUST HAVE A BIG PACKAGE. 529 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,488 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING. 530 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,723 THIS IS AWKWARD. I FEEL BAD FOR HER. 531 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,858 I DO TOO. 532 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,260 WE CAN START FRESH. 533 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,862 CHANGE OF ADDRESS. 534 00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,498 ADD ANOTHER ACCOUNT, WHATEVER. 535 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,100 WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD THEY STILL HAVE AN ACCOUNT TOGETHER? 536 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,668 -RIGHT. -THAT'S WEIRD. 537 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,537 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS HAD SAME ACCOUNTS. 538 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,540 NO WONDER WHY SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SIGN THE PAPERS. 539 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,609 SHE'S GETTING MONEY FROM HIM. 540 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,744 I'M ELISA STEINHAUER. 541 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,279 I'M THE NOTARY. 542 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,115 -VIVIANA. -HM? 543 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,284 DO YOU STILL LOVE JASON? 544 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,419 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 545 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,622 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IN LOVE AND LOVE. 546 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,723 RIGHT. 547 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,024 I DO. 548 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:23,060 [ GASPING ] -[ SHRIEKS ] 549 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:27,398 STILL LOVES HIM! COME ON! 550 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,468 IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR TWO WOMEN 551 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,670 TO BE FIGHTING OVER HIM! THIS GUY! 552 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,406 THIS GUY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! 553 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,341 I'VE ALWAYS HAD A GUT FEELING THAT JASON 554 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:40,311 WASN'T BEING COMPLETELY HONEST. 555 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,712 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 556 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,714 I HAVE TO BE ON JASON'S SIDE. 557 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,449 HE CAN'T CONTROL HOW SHE FEELS. NO. 558 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:46,684 HE CAN'T. 559 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,686 GO AWAY. 560 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,922 SHOO. 561 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,024 I AGREE WITH YOU. SHOO. 562 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,660 AND THE SAME THING FOR YOU, VIVIANA. 563 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,762 OH, SHE'S HESITATING. 564 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,698 IF SHE DOESN'T SIGN IT, HE CAN'T BE OFFICIALLY DIVORCED. 565 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:05,937 ♪♪ 566 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:07,538 SHE SIGNED IT. 567 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,540 THEY'RE DIVORCED. WOW. 568 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,343 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY NOW. 569 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,579 DO YOU HAVE SOMEBODY 570 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:18,049 THAT WAS GOING TO ACT AS YOUR RESIDENT WITNESS? 571 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,684 I CAN. 572 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,219 Angelica: KIND OF WEIRD THAT SHE WANTS TO BE A PART 573 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:23,120 OF FINALIZING THE DIVORCE. 574 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,822 IT'S A LITTLE MUCH. 575 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,757 A BIG MUCH. 576 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,427 SHE'S LIKE, "I WANT TO MAKE SURE THIS IS REAL." 577 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,897 I WASN'T PREPARED TO SIGN ANY DOCUMENTS TODAY. 578 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:37,668 I NEED TO REALLY LOOK IT OVER AND KNOW WHAT I'M SIGNING. 579 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,537 Both: WOW. 580 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,372 SHE JUST VOLUNTEERED! HOW -- 581 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,007 HOLY [BLEEP] OH, MY GOD. 582 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,610 SO SHE'S STOPPING THE DIVORCE? 583 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,712 NOW SHE WANTS TO TAKE THEM HOME AND LOOK THEM OVER? 584 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,013 WHO CARES? I CAN'T. 585 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,648 I JUST CAN'T. IT'S TOO MUCH. 586 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:53,217 Sunhe: IT SATISFIES ME VERY MUCH 587 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:58,322 THAT I AM IN CONTROL OF SIGNING THE PAPERS. 588 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,391 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 589 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,360 I'M SHOCKED. I'M LITERALLY SHOCKED. 590 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,363 SHE DOESN'T WANT THIS TO GO THROUGH, THIS DIVORCE. 591 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,565 I WOULD LITERALLY LOSE IT. 592 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:11,335 I WOULD CLIMB OVER THE TABLE AND FREAKIN' CHOKE HER. 593 00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:15,673 WELL, I DIDN'T LIKE THE THINGS THE WAY IT WAS GOING BACK THEN. 594 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,509 BUT ULTIMATELY, YOU STILL WON. 595 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,945 ANGELICA ACCEPTED YOUR PROPOSAL. 596 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,015 SO DID YOU FEEL THAT I MADE UP FOR IT, FINALLY? 597 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:25,883 YES, FINALLY. 598 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,152 BUT IT TOOK, WHAT, THREE YEARS. 599 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,756 A LOT QUICKER WITH YOU AND ANGELICA ON MY BACK. 600 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,158 I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE POSITIONS. 601 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,460 ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS WHY I BRING MY DOLL 602 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,928 AND OUR DEMO BREAST. 603 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,298 OH, NO, NO, DON'T DO IT. 604 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,600 OKAY, THAT'S CROSSED THE FREAKIN' LINE. 605 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:43,801 I CAN'T. 606 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:51,942 ♪♪ 607 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,844 BECAUSE OF ALL MY CONCERNS WITH BREASTFEEDING, 608 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:56,480 I REALLY WANT TO SEEK OUT HELP FROM A LACTATION CONSULTANT. 609 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,249 -HI! -HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? 610 00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,718 OH, OF COURSE SHE'S THERE FOR THE APPOINTMENT. 611 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,353 OH, MY GOD. 612 00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,921 IN MATCHING DRESSES. GO HOME. 613 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,991 I DON'T KNOW. 614 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,693 IT SUCKS HER STOMACH RIGHT BACK IN 615 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,661 OR WHATEVER, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT? 616 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,296 WHY DO YOU THINK I WANTED YOU TO, 617 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:14,265 OOH, OOH, OOH? 618 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:17,068 IT'S BABY TO BREAST, NOT BREAST TO BABY. 619 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,203 BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS AFRAID THAT THE BABY WON'T BREATHE 620 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,371 BECAUSE OF THE NOSE. 621 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:23,708 SHH! LET YOUR DAUGHTER HEAR AND LEARN. 622 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,477 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR CHER TO TELL DAWN TO LEAVE. 623 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,245 YOU CAN REALLY USE YOUR TORSO TO SUPPORT HER 624 00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:29,547 AND WE CAN USE PILLOWS UNDER YOUR ARM. 625 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,949 WE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE PILLOWS WHEN WE BREAST FED. 626 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,485 OH, I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES DAWN. 627 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,921 "SHOULD SHE BE DOING THAT? IS SHE SLEEPING? 628 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:40,324 IS IT A PACIFIER? OH, MY GOD." 629 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,693 Cher: MY MOM IS ASKING A LOT OF QUESTIONS. 630 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,595 SHE JUST NEEDS TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 631 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,231 I MEAN, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A QUESTION IN AT ALL YET, 632 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:50,000 SO JUST TAKE A FINGER AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FLIP THAT LID OUT. 633 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,602 Dawn: BUT THEN SHE'S GOING TO STOP. 634 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,937 "I'M THE ONE WHO'S BREASTFEEDING. 635 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,271 LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE." 636 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,706 -[ LAUGHS ] -MM-HMM. 637 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,808 I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT I KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE POSITIONS. 638 00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,244 ABSOLUTELY. THIS IS WHY I BRING MY DOLL 639 00:23:00,246 --> 00:23:01,612 AND OUR DEMO BREAST. 640 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,048 OH, NO, NO, DON'T DO IT. 641 00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:05,816 -DON'T DO IT. -PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T DO IT. 642 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,585 I TOLD YOU, SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST GOT PREGNANT 643 00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,653 AND HAD ANOTHER BABY. OH, MY GOD, SHE'S GONNA DO IT. 644 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:12,890 OH, MY GOD. WHY, ARE YOU GOING TO BREASTFEED THE BABY? 645 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,758 OKAY, THAT'S CROSSED THE FREAKIN' LINE. 646 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,527 I CAN'T. 647 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,330 I'M SO GLAD THAT WE DID THIS. IT'S MY HONOR AND MY PLEASURE, 648 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:21,132 AND YOU WERE DOING AN AMAZING JOB. 649 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:23,033 REMEMBER, YOU KNOW YOUR BABY BETTER THAN ANYBODY. 650 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,335 TRUST YOUR BABY. TRUST YOUR BODY. 651 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,370 GOOD ADVICE. 652 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,774 DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR MOM. LISTEN TO YOUR BODY, GIRL. 653 00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,909 IT'S GREAT THAT SHE WANTS TO BE INVOLVED. 654 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,010 BUT... 655 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,812 BUT, LIKE, BACK OFF A LITTLE BIT. 656 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,281 YOU ASKED SO MANY QUESTIONS. I KNOW. 657 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,550 I WAS GLAD, YOU HAD ENERGY FOR BOTH OF US. 658 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:42,586 I MEAN, CAN ANYONE SAY WHAT A GREAT BABY THIS IS? 659 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,255 -I KNOW. -SHE HASN'T CRIED ONCE. 660 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,257 I KNOW. 661 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:50,060 ♪ TIME TO TELL TIME TO TELL ♪ 662 00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:53,130 ♪ WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN ♪ 663 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:56,400 TODAY, I'M SORTING THROUGH MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS THINGS. 664 00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,002 HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUFF? 665 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,870 OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE EX-WIFE. 666 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:02,940 WHAT IS HE, A HOARDER OF OTHER PEOPLE'S THINGS? 667 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,176 I INVITED ANGELICA OVER TODAY, 668 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:07,311 AND I WANT TO SHOW HER THAT I'M SERIOUS. 669 00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:10,014 -THAT'S A HUGE STEP ON IT OWN. -SURE, IT IS. 670 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:12,583 BUT WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE ALL THIS STUFF? 671 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,919 IT'S BEEN YEARS. 672 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:18,022 I'M SO READY FOR ALL HER STUFF TO BE GONE. 673 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,990 YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO DO SOME SNOOPING AROUND. 674 00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,092 WE KNOW, BABY. 675 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,662 -HI, HONEY. -HEY. 676 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,330 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING. 677 00:24:26,332 --> 00:24:27,832 I WANTED TO BE HERE. 678 00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,366 I CAN UNDERSTAND LOVING YOUR DAUGHTER, 679 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,535 BUT, MY GOD, SHE'S GOING WAY, WAY BEYOND THAT. 680 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:33,871 OKAY, WELL, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING THROUGH? 681 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:37,875 WELL, SHE GAVE ME A LIST. I HAVE TO RIFLE THROUGH 682 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:41,212 AND SEE IF I CAN FIND THE STUFF THAT SHE WANTS. 683 00:24:41,214 --> 00:24:42,580 UNBELIEVABLE. 684 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:43,781 WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING ONTO? 685 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,850 HE'S CLEARLY HOLDING ONTO SOMETHING, GIRL. 686 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:49,420 I COULD SEE MAYBE LIKE FIVE THINGS OFF OF HERE, 687 00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,455 EVERYTHING ELSE, GET RID OF IT. 688 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:52,756 I MEAN, REALLY? 689 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:55,025 YOU DRAW THE LINE AT FIVE, ANGELICA? 690 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:56,994 I WOULD HAVE DRAWN THE LINE AT ONE. 691 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:59,563 Angelica: IT IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS THAT SHE'S ASKING 692 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:02,766 FOR THESE ITEMS ON A LIST THAT SHE CREATED. 693 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:05,503 SHE CAN COME OVER HERE HER DAMN SELF 694 00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,004 AND PICK UP HER STUFF. 695 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,006 THE INTERESTING THING IS WITH YOU, 696 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:10,608 YOU WOULD DO ONE THING, 697 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,877 BUT YOU ALWAYS DID HALF-ASSED THINGS. 698 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,512 YOU WOULD NEVER COMPLETE THEM. 699 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,447 THEN YOU WOULD HAVE TO BACK-STEP AGAIN 700 00:25:16,449 --> 00:25:18,549 AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT AGAIN. 701 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,685 OKAY, FINE, LET'S GET THE [BLEEP] ON THE LIST. 702 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,254 I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH HER [BLEEP]. 703 00:25:23,256 --> 00:25:24,588 GO AWAY. 704 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,557 SHE NEEDS TO GO AWAY IS RIGHT. 705 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,526 WHERE DO YOU EVEN START? SERIOUSLY? 706 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:30,928 YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT GIRLS' FASHION THAN I DO. 707 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,463 I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE. 708 00:25:32,465 --> 00:25:34,465 THIS LOOKS LIKE UNDERCLOTHES ALL IN HERE. 709 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:35,833 Angelica: ARE THOSE CLEAN? 710 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,868 UGH! 711 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,071 YEAH, JUST GO FIND HER THONGS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. 712 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:42,706 FIND HER LINGERIE. 713 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,676 AND I REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE SEEING HER PANTIES AND BRAS 714 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,379 AND HER UNDERCLOTHES. 715 00:25:48,381 --> 00:25:49,880 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 716 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:53,350 ANGELICA, YOU KNEW IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME. 717 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,119 YOU CAN'T BE MAD ABOUT IT NOW. 718 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,988 WELL, YOU LOVE HIM, SO DO IT FOR HIM JUST TO DO IT. 719 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,758 I'M NOT DIGGING THIS SMELL. TRY NOT TO INHALE. 720 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:02,192 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TOUCHING HER -- 721 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,761 YOUR EX'S [BLEEP] STUFF. 722 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,096 YOU NEED TO GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. 723 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,798 CUT IT, ANGELICA. 724 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,200 Sunhe: YOU'RE PUTTING UP WITH A LOT OF [BLEEP] TO BE WITH HIM. 725 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,436 TODAY WAS THE PROOF 726 00:26:12,438 --> 00:26:16,574 THAT JASON IS NOT PUTTING ANGELICA'S FEELINGS FIRST. 727 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:19,276 I THINK FINALLY ANGELICA IS SEEING 728 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:21,211 WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL HER. 729 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:25,049 IT WAS THE CONSTANT PATTERN OF YOUR BEHAVIOR -- 730 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:29,520 GOING FORWARD, BACKWARDS, FORWARDS, BACKWARDS. 731 00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:32,056 AND YOU WONDERED WHY I PUSHED SO HARD. 732 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,257 THAT'S WHY. 733 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,558 I JUST DIDN'T HAVE EXPERIENCE. 734 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,528 I JUST HAD TO DO IT MY WAY. BUT I GOT IT DONE. 735 00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:40,831 SO ULTIMATELY, YOU STILL WON. YOU STILL GOT ANGELICA. 736 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:43,634 AND WE'RE FAMILY NOW. 737 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:46,537 [ INHALES ] MM. 738 00:26:46,539 --> 00:26:49,306 OH, BOY. [ LAUGHS ] 739 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:50,507 ♪♪ 740 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:53,344 ♪ SO I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF ♪ 741 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,279 CARLY IS GOING ON A DATE, 742 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,681 AND SHE WON'T TELL US WHERE SHE'S GOING. 743 00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:00,384 WE HAVE DECIDED TO FOLLOW HER, 744 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:02,119 WATCH THE DATE, AND SEE HOW IT GOES. 745 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,253 -WHAT IS SHE WEARING? -LOOK! 746 00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,955 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT SWEATER. 747 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,056 THE JACKET. 748 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,258 WHY DID I EVER WEAR THAT SHIRT? 749 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,560 IT'S THE WORST. 750 00:27:09,562 --> 00:27:12,496 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN-LIKE-COGNITO. 751 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:16,200 HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO BE INCOGNITO WEARING THAT? 752 00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:19,303 YOU LOOK LIKE A HUMAN PIÑATA. 753 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,238 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WOULD WEAR. 754 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,042 YOU GOT TO WEAR ALL BLACK, PUT A FACE MASK ON, A HAT. 755 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:26,477 IT LOOKS LIKE -- LIKE... 756 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:27,911 LIKE FROM THE '70s. 757 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,413 YOU'RE DANCING, YOU KNOW, LIKE... 758 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:32,182 [ SNAPPING ] [ LAUGHS ] 759 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:34,318 STAY IN. Carly: HI. 760 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,220 OH, OH, OH, MY GOD, I HEAR HER. 761 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,355 UH-OH. OH, THERE THEY ARE. 762 00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,024 -SHE'S RIGHT THERE. -HIDE! 763 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,426 "HIDE!" HOW COULD YOU HIDE WITH THAT SWEATER? 764 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:43,927 THAT'S ACTUALLY PROBABLY FUN. 765 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:46,930 I WOULD LOVE TO BE A LITTLE FLY ON THE WALL ON HER DATE. 766 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:49,333 YOU TOLD HER TO FaceTime YOU. 767 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,168 YEAH, BUT I'M HERE. SO WHAT? 768 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,503 SHE'S NOT GONNA KNOW. SHE'S -- 769 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,171 SHE'S NOT GONNA HEAR THE BOWLING BALL? 770 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,206 NO! THIS IS TOO FUNNY. 771 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,676 ♪♪ 772 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,844 LOOK AT HER FACE. 773 00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,280 SHE'S LIKE, "WHY IS SHE NOT ANSWERING?" 774 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,481 SHE'S PISSED. 775 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:05,849 ALL RIGHT. 776 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:09,053 [ PHONE RINGING ] LET ME MAKE SURE. 777 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,788 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT. 778 00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:11,922 OOH! 779 00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:13,724 OH, MY GOD, SHE'S NOT GOING TO ANSWER IT. 780 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:15,592 -OF COURSE, SHE'S ON A DATE! -SHE'S ON A DATE! 781 00:28:15,594 --> 00:28:17,227 DECLINE! 782 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,963 IF I COULD REACH THROUGH THE TV 783 00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:22,900 AND STRANGLE HER RIGHT NOW, I WOULD. 784 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,636 [ CHAIR SCRAPS ] OH, MY GOD. 785 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:28,072 OH! 786 00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:29,339 OH, SEE? OH, LORD. 787 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,275 I FREAKIN' KNEW IT. I KNEW IT, MAN. 788 00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:32,509 WOW. 789 00:28:32,511 --> 00:28:35,179 OF COURSE. SHE COULD SEE HER FROM 10 MILES AWAY. 790 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:37,047 JUST STAND UP, OWN IT. 791 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:38,716 NO, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. JUST PRETEND 792 00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:39,817 LIKE WE DON'T KNOW. MOM. 793 00:28:39,819 --> 00:28:41,218 I WOULD HAVE NOT GOTTEN CAUGHT, 794 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,553 BUT NO, I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET, 795 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:45,756 JUST SO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. YET. THAT'S THE KEY WORD. 796 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:48,826 ♪♪ 797 00:28:48,828 --> 00:28:52,529 IF I WAS CARLY, I'D BE LIKE, "OH, MY GOSH, GET AWAY FROM ME." 798 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:55,299 ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 799 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:58,302 OH, MY GOSH, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 800 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:00,437 [ LAUGHING ] 801 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:02,539 I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DID THAT. 802 00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,410 MAYBE IT WOULD BE BEST IF, YOU KNOW, 803 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:08,812 IF YOU WENT HOME FOR A LITTLE BIT. 804 00:29:08,814 --> 00:29:11,248 "COULD YOU PACK YOUR BAGS AND HIT THE ROAD?" 805 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,484 YOU'VE GOT A NEW BEST FRIEND. 806 00:29:13,486 --> 00:29:17,121 OH, MY GOSH. THE GUILT TRIP IS REAL WITH THIS ONE. 807 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,225 ♪ CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER ♪ 808 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,560 ♪ I WANNA GIVE YOU MY HEART ♪ 809 00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,929 MY MOM LOVES BEING WITH ME, 810 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:29,032 AND I THINK SHE LOVES EVEN MORE NOW BEING WITH BELLE, 811 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:32,636 BUT JARED WANTS TO BE WITH JUST THE THREE OF US. 812 00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:35,873 BUT I HAVEN'T TOLD MY MOM YET THAT IT'S TIME FOR HER TO GO. 813 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:39,443 THERE IS THE BEST BABY EVER. BEST BABY EVER. 814 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:40,911 NO WONDER WHY THEY WANT TO BE HOME WITH HER. 815 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:43,147 THEY GOT THE BEST BABY EVER. 816 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:46,049 WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO OUT FOR AN HOUR TONIGHT? 817 00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:47,351 YOU CAN HAVE SOME TIME. 818 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,454 IT'S SO HARD WITH THE BABY. WE JUST GOT HER, THOUGH. 819 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,523 "WE'RE NOT TIRED OF HER YET." 820 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,291 Both: "WE JUST GOT HER." 821 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,927 YOU'VE BEEN SO HELPFUL AND SO KIND TO BE THERE 822 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:59,029 AND TO, LIKE, HELP US AND SUPPORT US -- 823 00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,265 OF COURSE. THAT'S WHAT A MOTHER'S ABOUT. 824 00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:02,332 LET ME TALK, THOUGH. 825 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,468 YEAH. OH. 826 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:05,636 OH, BOY. 827 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,304 THEY'RE LOOKING AT HER LIKE, "PLEASE GO." 828 00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,605 SHE'S JUST GOING TO CRY. 829 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:09,973 LIKE, IF YOU TELL HER THE TRUTH, 830 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,208 SHE'S GOING TO CRY. SHE'S GOING TO CRY -- 831 00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:12,810 NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY, SHE'S GOING TO CRY, 832 00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,478 SO JUST GET IT OVER WITH. 833 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,548 YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD MIMI AND YOU'VE BEEN REALLY SO WONDERFUL. 834 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,082 WE'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 835 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:21,018 "YOU'RE A GOOD MIMI AND A GOOD MOM." 836 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,086 JARED AND I WERE TALKING AND THINK WE REALLY NEED 837 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:27,357 TO HAVE OUR TIME, JUST THE THREE OF US. 838 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:28,892 SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 839 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,761 OH, MY GOD! 840 00:30:30,763 --> 00:30:32,863 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DO I MEAN"? 841 00:30:32,865 --> 00:30:35,032 SHE DOESN'T GET IT, I DON'T THINK. 842 00:30:35,034 --> 00:30:37,367 I KNOW DADDY'S LEAVING TONIGHT 843 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,069 AND I THINK THAT MAYBE IT'D BE BEST 844 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:42,239 IF, YOU KNOW, IF YOU WENT HOME FOR A LITTLE BIT. 845 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,942 "COULD YOU PACK YOUR BAGS AND HIT THE ROAD?" 846 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:46,910 "COULD YOU HITCH A RIDE WITH DADDY?" 847 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:49,479 YOU'D THINK YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD HER 848 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:53,917 SO SHE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO PLAN TO LEAVE. 849 00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:57,721 OH, OKAY. I JUST THOUGHT I WAS HELPING YOU. 850 00:30:57,723 --> 00:30:59,957 NO, NO, NO, NO. 851 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,425 THEY NEED THE BABY TIME. 852 00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:04,061 AND WE'LL NEED A BREAK, WE DON'T NEED A BREAK... 853 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:05,729 RIGHT NOW. ...FIRST WEEK OF HAVING HER. 854 00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:07,898 SHE SAID THAT VERY NICELY. 855 00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,705 YOU'VE GOT A NEW BEST FRIEND. 856 00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,373 Cher: I HAVE ANOTHER BEST FRIEND. 857 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:20,043 OH, MY GOSH. THE GUILT TRIP IS REAL WITH THIS ONE. 858 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,713 LIKE, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SHE TOOK THE BABY WITH HER, 859 00:31:22,715 --> 00:31:23,847 OR TRIED TO. 860 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,716 "SO I'M GONNA TAKE THE BABY." 861 00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:28,418 "WITH ME. BYE." 862 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:29,586 WE LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. 863 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,155 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR US. 864 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,593 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 865 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,229 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT YOUR MOM'S FEELINGS. 866 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,065 SO I GET WHERE CHER'S COMING FROM. 867 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:45,936 IT WOULD HURT ME, BUT I THINK I WOULD HANDLE IT DIFFERENTLY. 868 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:47,504 [ LAUGHING ] 869 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:48,772 I GUESS WE'LL SEE. 870 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,274 [ LAUGHS ] 871 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:53,944 ♪♪ 872 00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:56,713 I'M SO EXCITED TODAY THAT YOU FINALLY AGREED 873 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,548 TO COME WITH ME TO THE BOOB DOCTOR. 874 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,751 THE BOOB DOCTOR? 875 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,519 WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. HUH, BABY? 876 00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,288 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE DOESN'T MEAN 877 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,789 THAT SHE HAS TO HAVE ONE. 878 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,925 I SAID IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE HAD MATCHING BOOBS 879 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:09,559 AND THEN THAT WAY, LIKE, OUR CLOTHES, 880 00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:10,861 WE COULD BUY ALL THE SAME STUFF 881 00:32:10,863 --> 00:32:13,764 IT'S ONE THING HAVING MATCHING CLOTHES, 882 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:15,265 BUT ANOTHER THING HAVING... 883 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,934 Both: MATCHING BOOBS! 884 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,569 THAT'S A LITTLE OVER THE TOP. THAT'S TOO MUCH. 885 00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,238 MINE ARE FAKE, TOO. 886 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,841 MINE A REAL...FOR NOW. 887 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:27,678 WE'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY ONES THAT DON'T HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY. 888 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,882 THANK GOODNESS. I'M GLAD. WE'RE ALL NATURAL. 889 00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,550 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE EVER SEEN 890 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,585 A DOCTOR TOGETHER LIKE THIS. 891 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,155 FOR A SURGERY, YEAH. RIGHT. 892 00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:40,223 BUT WE WE'VE SEEN DOCTORS TOGETHER. 893 00:32:40,225 --> 00:32:41,992 WE GO TO THE SAME GYNECOLOGIST. 894 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:43,327 YEAH, SO DO WE. 895 00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:46,563 WE GO TO THE SAME DENTIST. THAT'S DIFFERENT. 896 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:48,999 THAT'S TEETH, HONEY. [ LAUGHS ] I KNOW. 897 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:51,134 I HAD BREAST IMPLANTS DONE TWO YEARS AGO. 898 00:32:51,136 --> 00:32:53,637 UH-HUH. I BROUGHT ALONG MY MOM 899 00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:57,007 BECAUSE I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS. 900 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:59,676 [ LAUGHS ] HE'S LIKE, "YOU'RE CRAZY." 901 00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:04,181 HE'S LIKE, "UH...NO." 902 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:07,584 THE SAME OR EXACTLY -- NOT, MAYBE NOT? 903 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,286 [ SCOFFS ] 904 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,955 I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THAT. 905 00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:14,791 THIS DOCTOR WAS PROBABLY LIKE, "WACKO!" 906 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:17,494 YEAH, HE PROBABLY COULDN'T WAIT TO GET RID OF US. 907 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,529 IF WE GET A BOOB JOB. 908 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,732 YOU KNOW, I WANT MY BOOBS TO LOOK JUST LIKE YOURS. 909 00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:22,799 WHO CARES? 910 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,868 -ARE YOU READY? -SHOULD WE? 911 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:27,237 HANG ON TO YOUR CHAIR 'CAUSE THEY MIGHT KNOCK YOU OFF. 912 00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:28,839 BABY. OH! 913 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:32,009 [ LAUGHS ] LIKE, AH! 914 00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:33,710 SHE'S LIKE, DA-DA-DA-DA-DA! 915 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,078 OH, MY GOD. 916 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,014 -I GOT THE VOLUME YOU HAVE... -YES. 917 00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:38,548 ...YOU CUT OUT THE EXTRA SKIN... 918 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:39,816 -YEAH. -...AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE. 919 00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,251 -SEE? -AND THAT WOULD BE -- 920 00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,486 -HOW BAD IS THAT? -NOT BAD. 921 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,388 I WANT TO GET A PAIR. 922 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,557 I KNOW. WE'LL WORK ON THAT. 923 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,693 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M UP FOR THIS YET. 924 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,128 BUT HE HAD TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, LIKE, 925 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,363 I MEAN, HE EXPLAINED -- HE DID. HE EXPLAINED IT. 926 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,332 I JUST DON'T THINK I'M UP FOR IT RIGHT NOW. 927 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:57,200 OH, YOU JUST LOVE SHOWING OFF YOUR BOOBS. 928 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,503 SEE, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE. I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO SEE 'EM. 929 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:01,304 YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE YOURS. 930 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,807 I DON'T CARE. THEY'RE BOOBS. 931 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:05,876 I'VE NEVER FELT AN AUGMENTED BREAST 932 00:34:05,878 --> 00:34:07,511 THAT FELT NICE. 933 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:10,881 WHOSE FAKE BOOBS HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHING? 934 00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,282 I'VE HAD SOME FRIENDS IN THE PAST 935 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:15,986 THAT HAVE AUGMENTATION OF THE BREAST 936 00:34:15,988 --> 00:34:18,688 AND YOU JUST FEEL THEIR BOOBS? 937 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,057 WELL... 938 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:24,127 ♪♪ 939 00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:26,396 I AM PISSED THAT ZACH DID NOT SHOW UP. 940 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,632 I WANT TO RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS. 941 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,067 SHE'S GONNA SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS. 942 00:34:30,069 --> 00:34:31,435 SHOVE IT UP THE ASS. 943 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,403 PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT, GIRL. 944 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,405 THAT WORKS EVERY TIME. [ LAUGHS ] 945 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:44,614 ♪♪ 946 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:46,583 O.M.G., GIRL. 947 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,352 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS SHE WEARING? 948 00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:51,288 YOU BETTER NEVER TALK ABOUT WHAT I WEAR. 949 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,923 [ LAUGHS ] 950 00:34:52,925 --> 00:34:55,158 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE THE PIÑATA SWEATER. 951 00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,495 MARIAH TALKED ME INTO GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH HER. 952 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:00,030 HOW OLD IS THIS DUDE AGAIN? 953 00:35:00,032 --> 00:35:02,499 IN HIS LATE 20s. 954 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,234 I WANTED TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE, 955 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:07,104 SO I TOLD HER A LITTLE WHITE LIE. 956 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,973 SHE THINKS THE DATE KNOWS THAT SHE'S MY MOM. 957 00:35:09,975 --> 00:35:11,441 HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T COME UP 958 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,510 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MY MOM TO FREAK OUT. 959 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,779 WHAT? SHE DID THAT TO HER MOM? 960 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,514 OKAY, I'M GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. 961 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:20,750 THEY'RE SUPER YOUNG, LIKE MARIAH'S AGE. 962 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,319 Sandra: WHICH ONE'S MINE? WHICH ONE'S MINE? 963 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,087 DID YOU HEAR? "WHICH ONE'S MINE? 964 00:35:24,089 --> 00:35:27,724 WHICH ONE'S MINE?" YOU'RE THE [BLEEP] MOTHER! 965 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,793 THIS IS REALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 966 00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:31,528 NO! 967 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,029 THEY LOOK LIKE HIGH SCHOOLERS. 968 00:35:33,031 --> 00:35:35,332 HE'S GOT A BACKPACK. [ LAUGHS ] 969 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:36,566 I APPRECIATE YOU. 970 00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:38,702 YOU KNOW I GOT YOU, MY GUY, MY G. 971 00:35:38,704 --> 00:35:40,370 DOES THAT KID HAVE BRACES? 972 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,172 BRACES? HE STILL HAS HIS BABY TEETH. 973 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,840 [ LAUGHS ] 974 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:51,915 MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF SANDRA, 975 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,283 OF COURSE, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 976 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:54,885 I CAN TELL SHE WAS A LITTLE OLDER 977 00:35:54,887 --> 00:35:56,119 THAN I AM. SEASONED. 978 00:35:56,121 --> 00:35:58,388 LITTLE SEASONED, YEAH. LITTLE SEASONING SALT. 979 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,524 SHE'S SEASONED. THAT'S A NEW WAY OF SAYING IT. 980 00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:02,425 I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. I LIKE THAT. 981 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:05,095 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL USE THAT FROM NOW ON. SHE'S SEASONED. 982 00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:08,331 SO HAVE YOU MEASURED THEM, THOUGH? 983 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,100 HAVE YOU MEASURED THEM UP? OHH! 984 00:36:10,102 --> 00:36:13,170 [ LAUGHTER ] 985 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,471 THE MUSCLES. 986 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:16,239 OH, I WAS HOPING THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. 987 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:19,309 I'M SORRY. THIS IS NOT A NORMAL FREAKING CONVERSATION FOR A MOM 988 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,845 TO HAVE WITH HER DAUGHTER NEXT TO HER. 989 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:24,548 I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT ALL THIS. 990 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:28,385 SHE'S JUST BEEN PUTTING ME UP TO STUFF. 991 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:29,853 SO HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 992 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,588 OH, BOY. 993 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,290 SO AWKWARD. 994 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,125 -WHAT? -HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN FRIENDS? 995 00:36:35,127 --> 00:36:37,827 MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE SHE GAVE BIRTH TO ME. 996 00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,463 WHO'S GOING TO SPILL THE BEANS? 997 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:42,632 WHERE'D Y'ALL MEET? 998 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,301 SHE JUST GOT CAUGHT IN A LIE. 999 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:45,669 SHE BETRAYED HER MOTHER. 1000 00:36:45,671 --> 00:36:47,871 UH... THIS IS AWKWARD. 1001 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,540 YEAH. HOW DO WE KNOW EACH OTHER? 1002 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,375 UM... 1003 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:55,312 LOOK AT THAT FACE! [ LAUGHS ] 1004 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:58,215 IT'S MY MOM. 1005 00:36:58,217 --> 00:36:59,883 [ LAUGHTER ] 1006 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,818 AS HE CHOKES. 1007 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,386 THAT'S STRANGE. THAT'S WEIRD. 1008 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,889 IT BLEW MY MIND, I AIN'T GONNA LIE. 1009 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,791 HE'S LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH THE MOTHER." 1010 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,226 YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM? 1011 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,393 Y'ALL FOR REAL? Y'ALL SERIOUS? 1012 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,062 -YEAH. -THAT'S YOUR MOTHER? 1013 00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:13,697 YEAH. YEAH. 1014 00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:17,133 OH, OH! THAT'S CRAZY TO ME! 1015 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,069 AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. 1016 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:20,337 SHE AMBUSHED HER MOM. THAT'S NOT -- 1017 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:22,372 YEAH, THAT'S NOT COOL. 1018 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,840 CHEERS TO MARIAH AND HER SNEAKY ASS. 1019 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,209 [ LAUGHTER ] "SNEAKY ASS!" 1020 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:29,713 COME ON, YOU GUYS KNEW I WAS OLDER AND STUFF. 1021 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:32,082 I DIDN'T THINK YOU WAS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER MAMA. 1022 00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,416 -REALLY? -NAH, LOOK AT YOU. 1023 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,318 UH-OH. OH, HE'S CHANGING. 1024 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,686 HE'S GOING IN. 1025 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,188 Both: LOOK AT YOU. 1026 00:37:38,190 --> 00:37:41,858 [ LAUGHING ] OHH! 1027 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,959 YA HEARD? 1028 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:44,761 OH, HE'S LIKE "SEASONED UP! 1029 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:45,929 YOU ARE SEASONED UP!" 1030 00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,664 THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. 1031 00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:49,332 SHE MIGHT BE PICKING UP THE BILL. 1032 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:51,935 I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT HOW WELL THIS DATE IS GOING. 1033 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,804 IN FACT, I THINK MY MOM'S DATE IS KIND OF INTO HER. 1034 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,373 I WANT YOU TO GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE HONORS FOR ME, THOUGH. 1035 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,074 OH, THERE -- YEAH. NICE AND SLOW WITH IT. 1036 00:37:58,076 --> 00:37:59,109 -YES, YES. -COME ON. 1037 00:37:59,111 --> 00:38:00,477 COME ON, DON'T LAUGH NOW. 1038 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,145 OH, HE'S FEELING HER NOW. 1039 00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,380 HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE. 1040 00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:04,714 HE GOT YOU. YEAH. 1041 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:06,182 HE KNOWS NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION, 1042 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:07,917 I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FEED PEOPLE. 1043 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,486 YEAH. WHOA. IT'S LIKE THAT. 1044 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:10,520 MMM! 1045 00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:11,655 MMM! 1046 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,823 [ LAUGHING ] 1047 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,059 MMM! THAT FOOD WAS GOOD. 1048 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:18,028 [ LAUGHING ] 1049 00:38:18,030 --> 00:38:19,763 TAKE THAT AND EAT IT. TAKE IT AND EAT IT. 1050 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,331 PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, GIRL. 1051 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:22,565 [ LAUGHS ] 1052 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:25,902 I'D BE LIKE, "OKAY, PUT THE FORK DOWN, HONEY." 1053 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:28,238 "BEFORE I STAB YOU WITH IT." 1054 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:31,007 -HOPE GUYS HAD A GOOD TIME. -GREAT. 1055 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:33,643 CUTIE PIES. 1056 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,512 MM, THOSE ARMS, THOUGH. 1057 00:38:35,514 --> 00:38:37,314 -BYE. -BYE. 1058 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:39,516 HOLY [BLEEP] 1059 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,785 ♪ ONE, TWO, THREE AND ONE, TWO, THREE ♪ 1060 00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:45,055 ♪ I KNOW WHAT I WANT AND WHO I SHOULD BE ♪ 1061 00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:47,991 Brittani: HEY, MOM, CAN YOU HELP ME? 1062 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,794 MY MOM IS THROWING ME A HUGE GRADUATION PARTY 1063 00:38:50,796 --> 00:38:53,463 SINCE I JUST GRADUATED THE CORRECTIONAL ACADEMY. 1064 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,031 OH, GOOD FOR HER. 1065 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:57,734 SO VERY NICE. ALL DRESSED UP. 1066 00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:01,071 BUT I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE THERE IS THIS GUY NAMED ZACH 1067 00:39:01,073 --> 00:39:02,906 THAT I REALLY LIKE, 1068 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,008 AND I REALLY HOPE HE COMES TO MY PARTY. 1069 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,776 YEAH, LET'S SEE THIS ZACH CHARACTER. 1070 00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:09,646 YEAH. LET'S SEE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 1071 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:11,047 WOW! 1072 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,716 [ CHEERING ] NICE PARTY. 1073 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,150 YEAH, THAT'S NICE. 1074 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,418 OOH, IS THAT AN OPEN BAR? 1075 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,920 THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, HUH? 1076 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:20,523 ♪ ALL THE BOYS WONDERING JUST WHO I AM ♪ 1077 00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,425 ♪ THEY ASK AND ASK AND THEY BE DOWN ♪ 1078 00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:24,728 ♪ WITH MY PROGRAM ♪ 1079 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:26,329 WHERE'S ZACH? 1080 00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:28,531 HE'S NOT HERE YET. I DON'T KNOW. MOM -- 1081 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,533 HE SAID HE COMING, DIDN'T HE? MOM, I DON'T KNOW. 1082 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:32,168 HOW WOULD I -- CAN YOU TEXT HIM? 1083 00:39:32,170 --> 00:39:34,270 MOM, I TEXTED HIM. IT DIDN'T DELIVER. 1084 00:39:34,272 --> 00:39:36,473 DAMN, HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU TEXT HIM? 1085 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,475 WHY DIDN'T IT GO THROUGH? 1086 00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:42,145 BRITTANI WENT TO TEXT ZACH, AND IT DIDN'T GO THROUGH. 1087 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:45,348 SO I ACTUALLY HAD MY FRIEND DAWN TEXT HIM, 1088 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:47,250 AND IT WENT THROUGH. HE BLOCKED HER. 1089 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:48,651 [ SCOFFS ] 1090 00:39:48,653 --> 00:39:50,153 THEN FORGET HIM. 1091 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:52,255 RIGHT. YOU'RE MAKING THE NIGHT ABOUT HIM, NOT HER. 1092 00:39:52,257 --> 00:39:54,657 -RIGHT. -HE'S GOT YOU BLOCKED. 1093 00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,893 THIS IS YOUR DAUGHTER'S [BLEEP] GRADUATION PARTY... 1094 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:58,328 AND YOU SAY THIS TO HER. 1095 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,696 Both: "ZACH BLOCKED YOU." 1096 00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:03,233 EVEN IF THAT'S TRUE, WHY WOULD YOU RUIN HER PARTY? 1097 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,201 -STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GUY. -YEAH, STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM. 1098 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:07,537 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? UGH, IF HE BLOCKED HER, 1099 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,873 THEN HE'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH GUY FOR YOUR DAUGHTER. 1100 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,575 RIGHT. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THAT GUY? 1101 00:40:12,577 --> 00:40:15,512 THIS IS WHERE MOMS MAKE THEIR DAUGHTERS INSECURE. 1102 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:17,614 INSECURE. LIKE THERE'S ONLY ONE MAN. 1103 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,749 YEAH, AND YOU'RE NOT WANTED. 1104 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:21,351 I'D BE LIKE, NEXT! 1105 00:40:21,353 --> 00:40:23,486 I AM PISSED THAT ZACH DID NOT SHOW UP. 1106 00:40:23,488 --> 00:40:26,322 HE HAD NO RIGHT TO TELL HER HE WAS GOING TO SHOW UP 1107 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:28,725 AT THIS PARTY AND JUST IGNORE HER. 1108 00:40:28,727 --> 00:40:30,693 I WANT TO RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS 1109 00:40:30,695 --> 00:40:32,228 SHE'S GONNA SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS. 1110 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,430 SHOVE IT UP THE ASS. 1111 00:40:33,432 --> 00:40:35,165 PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT, GIRL. 1112 00:40:35,167 --> 00:40:36,566 THAT WORKS EVERY TIME. 1113 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,168 BRITTANI, COME HERE, HONEY. 1114 00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:40,236 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 1115 00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:42,972 NOW WHAT? LEAVE HER ALONE. 1116 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,108 UH-OH, WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? 1117 00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:47,377 NOW I NEED TO KNOW, WHAT IS SHE GOING TO SAY? 1118 00:40:47,379 --> 00:40:49,646 "YO, ZACH DIDN'T COME, 1119 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:51,581 SO WE'RE GOING TO STOP THE PARTY." 1120 00:40:51,583 --> 00:40:53,616 I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, 1121 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,685 AND I DON'T WANT TO CRY 1122 00:40:55,687 --> 00:40:57,687 BECAUSE THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL MOMENT FOR ME. 1123 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:58,922 AW! 1124 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,457 I WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT BRITTANI 1125 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:03,193 HAD A GASTRIC SLEEVE DONE ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. 1126 00:41:03,195 --> 00:41:04,327 OH, MY GOD. 1127 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,196 SHE'S TAKEN OFF ALMOST 100 POUNDS. 1128 00:41:06,198 --> 00:41:07,664 [ GASPS ] [ APPLAUSE ] 1129 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:08,965 OH, MY GOSH. 1130 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:10,700 BRITTANI'S WANTED A TUMMY TUCK 1131 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,101 BECAUSE SHE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT 1132 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,971 THAT SHE HAS A LOT OF LOOSE SKIN AROUND HER TUMMY. 1133 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,740 TO MAKE THAT ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE GRADUATION? 1134 00:41:17,742 --> 00:41:19,409 THESE KIDS ARE LIKE, "WHAT?" 1135 00:41:19,411 --> 00:41:20,944 I WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT 1136 00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:24,080 I'M GOING TO BE PAYING FOR YOUR TUMMY TUCK. 1137 00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,115 POOR BRITTANI. 1138 00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:28,284 AND NEXT SHE'S GOING TO SAY, "AND BY THE WAY, 1139 00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:30,820 THE GUY SHE HAS A MAD CRUSH ON HAS BLOCKED HER. 1140 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,522 SO PLEASE GIVE BRITTANI A LITTLE 1141 00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,357 EXTRA ATTENTION TONIGHT, EVERYBODY. 1142 00:41:34,359 --> 00:41:36,059 SHE'S HAD A COLON CLEANSE. 1143 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:39,295 BUT I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!" 1144 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:41,364 IT'S SO FUN TO WATCH 1145 00:41:41,366 --> 00:41:44,334 AND SEE DIFFERENT MOM AND DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. 1146 00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,536 AND LIKE, I FEEL LIKE ALENA AND HER MOM 1147 00:41:46,538 --> 00:41:48,771 ARE JUST SO ADORABLE. AND I FEEL LIKE SARAH 1148 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:50,540 IS SOMEBODY I COULD BE FRIENDS WITH. 1149 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:53,776 I DON'T NECESSARILY AGREE WITH EVERYONE'S RELATIONSHIP, 1150 00:41:53,778 --> 00:41:56,713 BUT TO EACH THEIR OWN. 1151 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:59,115 EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT. EVERYONE'S DIFFERENT. 1152 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:01,150 I DO LIKE SANDRA AND MARIAH. 1153 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:05,989 THEY REMIND ME SO MUCH OF WHEN I WAS SINGLE 1154 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:08,658 AND YOU WERE SINGLE AND WE WERE LIVING THE LIFE. 1155 00:42:11,396 --> 00:42:14,497 KATHY AND CRISTINA, YEAH. WE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN. 1156 00:42:14,499 --> 00:42:16,599 I THINK EVERYONE'S JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 1157 00:42:16,601 --> 00:42:18,768 -YEAH, I DO TOO. -I THINK WE GOT IT DOWN RIGHT. 1158 00:42:18,770 --> 00:42:20,370 YEAH, OF COURSE. 1159 00:42:20,372 --> 00:42:23,039 I'D LIKE TO, YOU KNOW, MEET THEM ALL AND... 1160 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,774 HAVE A PARTY. 1161 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,176 LET'S HAVE A PARTY. JUST WITH WOMEN. 1162 00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:28,811 OH, YOU AND JUST WOMEN. 1163 00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:30,446 MOM! MOM! MOM! 1164 00:42:30,448 --> 00:42:33,216 I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE ABOUT IT. 88536

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