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Oh!
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Do you need anything?
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I think you should
dye your hair blond.
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Why?
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Because it would look weird
and I would find that funny.
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I'll pass. Selfish!
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Hey. Do you mind if I speak
to the pharmacist?
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I might be able to help.
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Oh, I'd rather speak
to the pharmacist.
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You might not need to.
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Yeah, sorry... Derek, my questions
are a little complicated.
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I think it's easier if I just go
straight to the pharmacist.
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Try me. Sure. Here's a question.
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Can I speak to
the pharmacist, please?
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Hi. Can I help you?
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Hi. Um, I was after the pharmacist.
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That's me.
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Sorry, is Jacinta around?
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No, she's retired. I'm Amy.
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Right.
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What was your question?
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Oh, uh, it was... um...
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Just got to check something
with my friend, sorry.
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Hey...
Why is no-one born with green hair?
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There's red. Why not green?
I could pull off green.
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Sure. Um, I need you
to buy this for me.
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What? Why?
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Because Jacinta has left and
the new pharmacist is... attractive.
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Don't look. You can look at her
when you buy that for me.
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Um, and could you please say
it's for you?
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What is it?
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Ulcer cream for my mouth.
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Eww. They'll clear up.
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I just get them sometimes
when I get stressed
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or eat chips - they cut my mouth.
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Stop eating chips.
I don't need to. There's a cure.
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And can you also ask if it's OK
to swallow by accident?
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I haven't used that brand before.
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You owe me. Big-time. Yep.
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Oh, and, uh... can you also please
buy some condoms?
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Jeez. Jumping ahead.
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No, I just don't have any
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and I don't have to buy them off her
down the track.
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I'll do it.
If you dye your hair blond.
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No.
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You shout lunch today. Deal.
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Um, and can you make sure
you ask the pharmacist,
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not that guy at the counter?
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OK.
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Hello. Um, can I please speak
to the pharmacist?
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I can help.
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Yes, but I'd prefer to speak
to the pharmacist, please.
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Let me have a go.
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Oh - is it about ulcers?
I know about ulcers.
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How often are you getting them?
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Uh... I'd rather not say.
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Why?
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It's none of your business, Derek!
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She gets them twice a month.
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Yeah, we know
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Even if we had so far to go
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Even if the pace is slow
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Well, I'll be coming home
to you again
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If we find
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Something to feel that we belong
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If we could right all the wrongs
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Well, I'll be coming home
to you again.
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Have you finished it yet? No.
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It's just a dating profile.
Stop overthinking it.
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I'm not. It's just, what I post
on here could determine
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whether or not I die alone.
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Yeah, that's not overthinking it.
I'm not as fast as you, OK?
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Did you even spellcheck yours?
No.
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And I'm just doing this
as support for you, remember?
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And a few typos reflects
my freewheelin' attitude.
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OK, under 'hobbies', should I put
which video games I like,
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or just put 'video games'?
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I don't get why you can't just
ask out the pharmacist.
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Because I can't have
an awkward relationship
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with the town doctor
AND the pharmacist.
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I'll have to move or get
a medical degree if things go badly.
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Well, our soul mates could be
matching with other people right now
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because you're taking too long.
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Yeah, OK, I'm posting it.
Ooh! Post us both at the same time.
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OK, but you do need to put
a password on this.
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If you read my profile, you would
know that I live on the edge, baby!
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OK, are you ready for us to find
the love of our lives?
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You mean 'loves'. We don't want it
to be the same person.
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Good catch. On three.
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One, two, three!
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Done.
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Now what? We wait, I guess.
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Oh, sorry, Em,
the house was back there.
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Oh!
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Oh, I got a match! Oh, really?
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Oh, yeah, he looks OK.
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Yeah. Oh, another one.
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I'll just double-check
I have notifications turned on.
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I do. Hmm.
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It'll happen, mate. Oh!
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Can you please have a quick look
at the photos I chose?
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Yeah, they're great.
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One clear shot of your face,
one with a rabbit,
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one with me so people know
you're not a serial killer.
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And your bio is..."I'm fun,
adventurous and up for whatever."
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You forgot to write "liar"!
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I am fun, adventurous
and up for whatever.
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You are not adventurous.
You're the opposite of adventurous.
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You're un-venturous.
Well, that's your opinion.
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Hey, why is this guy
so important again?
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Mum sold his house. Just said
he was a very important client.
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Yes?
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Uh, hi. Are you Henry?
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I'm Emma. This is Daniel.
We're from McCallum Real Estate.
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Where's Barbara?
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Barbara sends her apologies
that she couldn't be here.
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I asked specifically for Barbara.
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Yes, and she told us how important
you are to McCallum Real Estate,
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so she sent her two best
staff members in her place.
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Close the door behind you.
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It's mine. Oh! Shit!
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Henry, first of all,
it's lovely to meet you.
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Mum speaks very highly of you
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and has said whatever you need,
we're here to help.
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Well, for starters,
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whenever it's windy, the chimney
makes a very unpleasant noise.
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What sort of noise?
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The only thing you need to know
is I don't like it.
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"Doesn't like it."
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Uh, OK. We'll... we'll look into it.
Good.
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Also, I think someone's been
swimming in my pool
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when I go to work at night.
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Your pool? How do you know?
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Sometimes the pool cover's
a bit... skew-whiff.
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Well, that is a...
very serious concern.
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Yep. What can you do about it?
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Uh, well, if you catch
anyone trespassing,
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I guess you can call the police.
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I've told you, I work nights.
I'm never here to see them.
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Is it really
that big a deal, though?
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It's not like they can use up
the pool. Or break it, right?
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Would you want to have a bath
in someone else's water?
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No. Exactly.
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Oh, I want you to find out
what kind of grass
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was originally planted in the yard.
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Grows too fast.
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I feel like I'm mowing it
every bloody day!
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I mean, it definitely grows
faster than my neighbour's.
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I mean, he barely mows his
once a month.
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Still no matches.
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Is it possible
I got so many, it glitched?
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Look, I'm sure...
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How many matches have you got now?
A few.
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Have you booked in any dates?
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No. I don't know which one.
They all seem fine, I guess.
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Well, as someone who's currently got
no matches, just pick one.
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I don't know how to pick, alright?
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Everyone I've picked in the past
has gone wrong
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and it takes ages to find out
that they're wrong,
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and I don't know!
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Oh, I'm sorry so many people
find you attractive.
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Thank you.
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So, Mum, Henry is one of our
most important clients, is he?
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What was it this time?
Birds flying lower than usual?
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Uh, amongst other things,
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the grass grows too fast,
the letterbox is too sharp...
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Yeah, did you just palm him off on us
so you didn't have to deal with him?
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Not every client is easy to handle.
It's a useful lesson.
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I already knew that.
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Yeah, well, I didn't feel like
dealing with him.
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Well, you could have warned us.
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I tell you what.
I'll buy you both a drink tonight.
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You... want to have a drink... with us?
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It's happening!
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I said I'd buy you both one,
not drink it with you.
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I'm playing darts with the RLA
at the pub tonight.
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What?
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OK, so, I'm on the dating apps...
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This isn't work-related, is it?
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It is not. Go on.
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You're great at getting a read
on people.
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You have to be
to be such a good salesperson.
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What's your point?
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If I was on a date
at the pub tonight,
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would you come over and meet them
and then... tell me what you think?
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I'm not a relationship expert.
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Please? It won't be weird.
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I would just love
for you to meet the guy
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and tell me if you get
any kind of vibe.
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You might see something
that I don't.
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And you're gonna be
at the pub anyway.
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If you happen to introduce me
to someone tonight, I'll meet them.
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Oh, my God! Thank you so much!
Seriously, this means a lot.
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Em, I got a match!
Oh, that's great!
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Thanks again!
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I don't suppose you both could do
some work when you get a chance?
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I will, Mum, as soon as I've
found you a daughter-in-law.
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Oh, my God!
She's a real human lady!
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Yeah, I know!
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Mate, relax. You got this.
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This is so stressful.
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I don't know how so many people
are in relationships.
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OK, it's my turn to write back again.
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OK, what's the conversation been
so far?
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Um, I've said, "Hi," and she said...
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.. "Hi."
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What next?
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OK, well, you don't want
to sound desperate.
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I am desperate. She's my only match.
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Do not write that.
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Did you just get another one?
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Uh... possibly. Ugh!
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Um, did she list any hobbies
or anything?
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Uh...
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Hiking. Swimming. Riding horses.
Anything outdoors.
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Man, she is not your type.
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Anyone who matches with me
is my type.
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OK, how about, um...
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.."I went for... a beautiful...
walk this morning.
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"How... about you?"
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A beautiful walk to your car?
I really enjoyed it.
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Oh, here we go.
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"I had a nice walk too.
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"I'm travelling through Tassie
for a couple of days."
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Ooh... What?
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"Travelling through". She's probably
not interested in a relationship.
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That's fine. I'm up for...
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..whatever.
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Excuse me? What happened to
finding Barbara a daughter-in-law?
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Well, we can at least go on a date,
even if it's only for a...
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..short amount of time.
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What are you suggesting?
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Can you please just help me have
a one-night stand with this person?!
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Sorry, that came out wrong.
Gross.
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It's not. People do those.
You've had a one-night stand before.
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I've had heaps. But not on purpose.
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I'm sorry, can you please just help?
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How about..."What brings you
to this part of the world?"
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Oh, that's great! Thank you!
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Done.
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OK, we have dots.
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She's typing!
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And they're gone.
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And they're back.
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And they're gone. This is torture.
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Just put your phone down.
It'll beep when...
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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"Just on a whim, actually."
250
00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,280
Now what?
251
00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,840
I can't have
your whole conversation.
252
00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,560
She'll want to date me.
253
00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:43,600
"That's so cool.
254
00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:47,200
"I love... taking off
255
00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:51,520
"and seeing what... life...
throws... at me."
256
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,040
Ugh!
257
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,540
What? Maybe she'll be the person
that unlocks that part of me.
258
00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:59,800
Hey!
Put your bloody phones on silent!
259
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,160
It sounds like a fairy concert
in here!
260
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,040
We have dots!
261
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:23,200
Thanks, Dave.
262
00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,480
I can't remember the last time
I was this nervous.
263
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,680
She's driven 60 kilometres
to have a drink with me.
264
00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,000
You're worth it.
265
00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:31,080
What if she sees me and goes, "Nah"?
266
00:11:31,140 --> 00:11:32,720
She already knows
what you look like.
267
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,836
Maybe I should have worn
one of my outfits from my photos.
268
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,596
At least I know she definitely likes
those clothes.
269
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,120
Mate. You got this.
270
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:40,440
OK. How are you feeling?
271
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,280
Excited. Excited?
272
00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:45,236
Are you seriously gonna introduce
your date to Mum?
273
00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:46,600
Yep.
274
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:48,320
Oh, I'm on. What? Where?
275
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:50,600
That is... Thomas.
276
00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,920
Bye. Have fun.
277
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,280
Good luck.
278
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,560
Hey. Hi!
279
00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:57,960
Hi. Sorry I'm late. Oh.
280
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,396
Oh. Thanks for the drink.
No worries.
281
00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,400
Uh, I got us a spot
near the dartboard.
282
00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:03,200
Not too close, don't worry.
Oh, good.
283
00:12:03,260 --> 00:12:04,876
Sorry, it was a bit hard
to get out of work.
284
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:07,400
I just had two people leave
and now I'm covering their loads
285
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,800
until, you know,
they're replaced and...
286
00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:11,720
All good. So, do you want kids?
287
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:14,440
Wow.
288
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,636
I was gonna say, "Buy me a drink
first," but you already have.
289
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,880
Oh! You are able to pass
on any of the questions, by the way.
290
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,400
Up to a limit of three.
291
00:12:21,460 --> 00:12:24,040
Don't worry, they're not all hard.
Oh, OK. Good.
292
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,480
So, how many times a week
should a couple do it?
293
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:31,640
Daniel?
294
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,920
Farrah. Hi.
295
00:12:32,980 --> 00:12:36,080
Hey. Sorry, I couldn't find the
place and I ran out of reception.
296
00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:39,160
Oh, it's OK. It's patchy out here.
Um, can I get you a drink?
297
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,560
Uh, yeah. I would love
a water, please.
298
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:44,560
Ooh! I might have to try it myself.
I've heard good things.
299
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,480
Oh, there's two seats by the fire.
I'll grab 'em.
300
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:48,800
Great.
301
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:52,800
If it's all the same to you,
302
00:12:52,860 --> 00:12:55,200
I don't really want to talk
about who I voted for.
303
00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:58,036
Yeah, but you don't have any passes
left, since you used your last one.
304
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,340
Well, that wasn't really a pass.
305
00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,636
I just didn't know how to answer,
"What's your major malfunction?"
306
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,436
Well, by telling me
what your major malfunction...
307
00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:06,080
Barbara! Come here.
This is my friend's mum.
308
00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,920
Barbara, this is Thomas.
309
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,640
Nice to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.
310
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,760
So, what do you do with yourself?
311
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,720
Um, I work at a superannuation firm.
312
00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:16,160
Enjoy it?
313
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,880
Not really.
314
00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,520
How long have you been at it for?
315
00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:22,640
Uh, seven years.
316
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:25,200
Long time to be doing something
you don't enjoy.
317
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,680
Well, you know, everybody's
working for the weekend.
318
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,040
Mmm.
319
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:32,800
I'm sorry, you're Emma's mum?
320
00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:34,120
Friend's mum.
321
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,120
That reminds me - how's
your relationship with your mother?
322
00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:39,000
So, do you have
a favourite hiking spot?
323
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:43,280
Uh, mostly local stuff.
The trails don't really have names.
324
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,040
Oh. Can you show me on Google Maps?
325
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:49,040
Oh, I, um, mostly know it by feel
when I'm out there.
326
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,080
Oh, yeah. I get that.
327
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,040
What size backpack
do you normally take?
328
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,160
I've been thinking of upgrading
from my 28-litre.
329
00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,960
Um...
330
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,080
So, what do you think? Of Thomas?
331
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,640
First impressions?
332
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:10,000
I'd probably give him a rental.
333
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,400
Right.
334
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:13,320
Good handshake.
Oh. There's the next one.
335
00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,920
What do you mean, next one?
336
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,760
Did I not mention
I have a few dates tonight?
337
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:17,840
What?!
338
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,316
I wasn't sure you'd agree
to do this again,
339
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,276
which you have agreed to do,
and there were a bunch of guys.
340
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,480
I've scheduled it. 45 minutes each.
We'll fly through 'em. Back soon.
341
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,880
Hi.
342
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:31,840
Yeah, I think I'd rather be
swimming with the sharks
343
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:34,880
instead of just being stuck in a cage
while one bangs up against it.
344
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,520
Oh, yeah, because then it feels like
345
00:14:36,580 --> 00:14:39,600
you're coexisting with another
creature rather than mocking it.
346
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,920
Exactly. Yeah.
347
00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:45,720
So, any nightmare dating stories?
Uh...
348
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:48,840
I keep matching with these guys that
are nothing like their profiles.
349
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,400
You mean their photos, or...?
350
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,120
Oh, yeah, but not just that.
All sorts of things.
351
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:56,840
Like hobbies, interests.
I mean, why would you do that?
352
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:58,120
M-me?
353
00:14:58,180 --> 00:14:59,800
No. No, just in general.
354
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:04,480
Oh. Uh, well... yeah, just insecure,
I guess. Yeah.
355
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:06,680
You know, it's funny
you mentioned swimming,
356
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,320
because you know what I've been
looking for since I came here?
357
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,880
I don't think
Rosehaven has any sharks.
358
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:15,000
No, no, no, no.
A spot to go night swimming.
359
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,760
Right.
360
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,320
There's something about
swimming under the stars
361
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:22,320
that I just find, well... magical.
362
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,440
I don't suppose you've come across
any good spots?
363
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,240
Um...
364
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,880
I really don't like the term
'motivational speaker'.
365
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:33,280
I'm more of a... life-developer.
366
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,120
Right.
367
00:15:35,180 --> 00:15:37,860
For example, there must be areas
of your life you're not happy with?
368
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:42,400
I have to get quite close to the
television for the remote to work.
369
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,160
Right. Uh... I'm back.
370
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:48,440
Thanks for holding the fort,
Barbara. I'll talk to you soon.
371
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,560
Great. Good luck.
372
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:58,280
So, you always introduce your boss
to your dates and then disappear?
373
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:01,480
No, this is new.
Sorry, was that awkward?
374
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:03,040
A little.
375
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:05,100
But I guess all dates are
for the first hour or so.
376
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:08,440
In my course on transformative
relationships, I believe
377
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,720
it's the two-hour mark where
people really start to open up.
378
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,560
The trust threshold, I call it.
379
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,320
Oh. Shame we've only got
45 minutes, then.
380
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,720
What?
381
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,360
I said in my message.
I've got other dates tonight.
382
00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:22,840
45 minutes each.
383
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:25,320
I thought you were kidding.
I wasn't.
384
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:28,520
45 minutes of my company it is.
Impress me now or never.
385
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:31,720
Well, that's quite rude.
386
00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,560
I mean, how do you think
that makes me feel?
387
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,520
Maybe I take time to open up.
388
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,280
I know it's a bit weird,
but this way,
389
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:39,520
we waste as little of each other's
time as possible.
390
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,120
So, how many exes do you have,
391
00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:44,400
and are any of them
still in love with you?
392
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,500
Yeah, I think you might have
already wasted my time.
393
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,080
Oh. Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way...
394
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:53,680
..Dale.
395
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,560
And he just lets you use it
whenever you want?
396
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:08,360
Yeah, yeah. Henry's a mate.
And he works nights, so it's fine.
397
00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:11,440
As long as everything's back
in its original spot when we leave.
398
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,440
Oh, this is perfect!
399
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,720
Yeah, nice night for it.
Oh - and it's heated!
400
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,240
Oh, thank God.
401
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,320
Shall we get in?
402
00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:21,320
Uh, I'm... I'm happy just being here.
403
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:24,240
There's no way I'm getting in alone.
Come on!
404
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,600
Sure.
405
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:35,680
Come on! It's beautiful!
Oh, God!
406
00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:38,560
Oh, this is amazing!
407
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,920
It feels good, right?
Oh, it feels real good.
408
00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:44,520
So, these days, I mostly, um,
paint stuff on the side of caravans.
409
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:47,320
Oh, that's cool.
You're like a cara-Van Gogh.
410
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:52,240
I usually use a combination
of brushes, rollers and spray paint.
411
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,400
I don't really have
a favourite colour,
412
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:57,040
but I guess I do tend
to run out of green a lot,
413
00:17:57,100 --> 00:18:01,560
so in terms of just pure usage,
you might say that...
414
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,360
..that green is a favourite.
415
00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:04,920
Right.
416
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:07,880
Um, this one guy asked me to paint
a fake window on the side,
417
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:11,080
so when you look in, it's like
you're looking into the caravan,
418
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,640
but it's not real inside, it's...
419
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,120
Pretend inside. Yeah. Got it.
Barbara!
420
00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,360
This is... Rob.
421
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:18,840
Hello.
422
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,200
Hi.
423
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,480
Rob's an artist.
424
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,760
Oh. What sort?
425
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,680
I paint stuff on caravans.
426
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,520
Thought you got arrested
for doing that.
427
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,520
Oh, I get paid.
428
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:32,960
Right.
429
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,000
OK. Nice to see you, Barbara.
430
00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:39,480
I'll leave you to it.
431
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,760
Bye.
432
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,560
She reminds me of someone.
433
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,840
Is it you? You're both
very comfortable in a pause.
434
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,280
I don't know how you stand it.
435
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:52,440
OK, we're almost out of time
and we haven't gotten through...
436
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,040
Oh! My fifth-grade teacher!
437
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,280
She reminds me of
my grade five teacher.
438
00:18:56,340 --> 00:19:00,440
OK, well, cool, but... on the clock,
so, how about we'll say, real quick,
439
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,360
very important things
about ourselves?
440
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:06,360
I hate all forms of banana
except bread, cake and lolly.
441
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,840
And I want to go to Perth one day.
You go.
442
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:13,360
OK. Um... well, I've never
really travelled much. Um...
443
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,640
Oh, I have been to, um...
444
00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,840
Bali.
445
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,960
France. No.
446
00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:20,640
Gonna have to hurry you.
447
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,760
Jail.
448
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,640
OK, I have so many
follow-up questions.
449
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,680
But we're out of time. Dammit!
450
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,520
Is that the same technique you're
gonna use when you swim with sharks?
451
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,000
Oh, just trying to conserve energy
452
00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,880
so I can stay out here
as long as possible.
453
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:40,960
I cannot believe we went
from one drink to swimming.
454
00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:43,280
Wherever the night takes me, I go.
455
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,240
Well, well, well!
456
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,840
Henry. Um, what are you...
what are you doing here?
457
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:54,200
Took the night off. I never
suspected it would have been you.
458
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,920
Henry, this is not
what it looks like.
459
00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:57,880
I mean, it is, but this is
a once-off, I swear.
460
00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:00,280
What's going on?
I'm calling the police.
461
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:02,120
And then I'm calling your mother.
462
00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:04,480
Oh, please, please don't.
This'll never happen again.
463
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,796
It's just, I only got one match
and Emma got heaps of matches
464
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:08,916
and I just really wanted to make
a good impression on Farrah...
465
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,680
I might, uh, leave you guys to it.
466
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,920
Um, Farrah, can I... can I call you?
No!
467
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,480
How dare you?!
468
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,720
Now I know why people say
you can't trust real estate agents.
469
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:22,560
I should have you barred
or... disbanded
470
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:24,320
or whatever it is
in your crooked industry.
471
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,680
You're a disgrace!
472
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:29,480
And you still haven't done anything
about the grass!
473
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,400
Barbara, there you are!
Oh, you're kidding me!
474
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,596
You didn't get a chance to meet
Ryan. He's about to leave.
475
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,800
Oh. Uh, I don't have to go...
This is Barbara.
476
00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,200
Hi. Hi.
477
00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:45,360
You playing darts?
478
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:47,000
Trying to.
479
00:20:47,060 --> 00:20:49,036
Cool. Well, I'm gonna have to
leave it there, I'm afraid.
480
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:50,120
Thanks for coming.
481
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,516
Oh, you don't want to get
another drink?
482
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,160
Oh, look, honestly, it's just
the end of a really long night
483
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,080
and there's just not much left
in the tank personality-wise.
484
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,760
Oh. Well, you seem fine. Oh!
485
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:01,516
Well, you should have seen me at the
beginning of the night. Way better.
486
00:21:01,540 --> 00:21:03,400
You just still seem quite peppy,
that's all.
487
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,080
No, this is, like, a two.
488
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,880
Do you need a taxi? I walked.
489
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,480
OK. So, I'll...
490
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:09,720
Walk. OK.
491
00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:11,240
All the best, everyone. OK.
492
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,040
I'll... just walk off... home.
493
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,600
Alright. Thoughts?
494
00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,560
I don't want to date any of them.
495
00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:19,640
For me. Who would you pick for me?
496
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,320
Oh, so, you're gonna
try and have a relationship
497
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,800
with whoever I choose?
498
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,840
Yep.
499
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:27,760
OK.
500
00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:31,200
The life-developer.
501
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:33,440
Or whatever he called himself.
502
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,520
Dale?
Yeah, he's the one for you.
503
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,920
Are you sure?
504
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:41,280
You asked for my opinion. Yeah.
505
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,840
Well, he's the one I like.
506
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,160
But he was kinda mean
and didn't like me.
507
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,640
But that doesn't matter.
508
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:49,720
If you want to follow my advice, you
should ask him out for another date.
509
00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:50,780
But... Call him.
510
00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:51,820
No! Why not?
511
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,160
Because I don't want to.
512
00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,160
Then don't.
513
00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,880
It's good you value my opinion,
but you've got to trust your gut.
514
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,640
What if my gut doesn't know
what's good for me?
515
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,120
Then you'll be like the rest of us
516
00:22:05,180 --> 00:22:07,420
and get it wrong most of the time
until you get it right.
517
00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:10,680
When did you... stop...
518
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:14,920
I mean... do you... still...
519
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:17,920
Let me make this very clear.
520
00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:21,040
This is the one time I'm gonna
let you ask me about my love-life.
521
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,320
Oh, my God. Do you prefer
good legs or good arms?
522
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:25,720
No, not that. I'm panicking. OK.
523
00:22:26,980 --> 00:22:28,800
Do you want to meet someone?
524
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,800
I'm not looking, no, but... if...
525
00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,720
Holy shit! OK, that's enough.
526
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,880
I don't always get it right either.
527
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,360
I was wrong about you.
528
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,920
What was your first vibe about me?
529
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,240
Actually, don't tell me.
It'll make me feel bad.
530
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:48,080
It will.
531
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:57,400
Hey.
532
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,080
Hey. What happened to you
last night?
533
00:22:59,140 --> 00:23:01,080
Barbara and I kept drinking
at her place.
534
00:23:01,140 --> 00:23:03,000
We didn't come here
because her wine is better
535
00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:05,600
and I didn't want to cramp
your style.
536
00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:08,360
Well...
I saw you leave together.
537
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,920
So, she liked the you
you were pretending to be, then?
538
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:13,040
We went night swimming.
539
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,080
Jesus shit! Skinny-dipping?!
540
00:23:16,140 --> 00:23:17,600
Maybe you ARE up for whatever.
541
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:19,680
Undies on, in Henry's pool.
542
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:22,880
You swam in Henry's pool?!
Yep. Until he caught us.
543
00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:26,040
I, uh, had to convince him
not to call Greg and Mum on me.
544
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,200
He agreed as long as I fix
all the issues at his house.
545
00:23:29,260 --> 00:23:31,000
Good luck with the chimney noise.
546
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,720
Farrah left as he was yelling at me.
547
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:35,320
Sorry, mate.
548
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,476
Oh, it's fine. We didn't really have
anything in common.
549
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,120
Well, not with actual me, anyway.
550
00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:40,280
Well, der!
551
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,740
Daniel? Where are the spare towels?
552
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:43,720
Uh, bathroom, bottom cupboard.
553
00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:45,480
Oh, hey.
554
00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:47,840
Is the ulcer cream working OK?
555
00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:49,320
The what?
556
00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,880
The... Oh, yes, it is. Thanks.
557
00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:54,000
I'm gonna jump in the shower.
Yeah, no worries.
558
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:01,480
What?!
559
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,560
After Henry had finished his rant,
560
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,200
I went back to the pub
to see if you were still there
561
00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,520
and saw Amy there instead.
562
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,400
In wet undies?
563
00:24:10,460 --> 00:24:11,800
Commando. Eww!
564
00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,000
Do you want to hear the story or not?
Yes! Then what?
565
00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:15,840
Well, I was completely honest,
566
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,640
I told her everything that had
happened, and we just hit it off.
567
00:24:18,700 --> 00:24:20,080
Not about the ulcer cream, though.
568
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:23,040
Well, I told her the chlorine in
Henry's pool made my eczema flare up.
569
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,956
There's only so much I can share
in one sitting.
570
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,880
OK, but how did it happen exactly?
571
00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:30,560
It just happened. She doesn't want
anything serious, which is fine.
572
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,520
As you know, I am up for whatever.
573
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:37,000
Well... congratulations.
574
00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,840
And also, yuck. Thank you.
575
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,280
How did your dates go?
576
00:24:40,340 --> 00:24:43,160
No night swimming.
Any second-date-worthy?
577
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,520
I don't think so.
578
00:24:44,580 --> 00:24:46,840
Sorry, mate. Thanks for
the dating advice, by the way.
579
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,480
I wish I'd followed it sooner.
580
00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,600
Yeah, it's fine.
I'm gonna go watch TV.
581
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,080
Oh, maybe don't sit on the couch
until I wash the covers.
582
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,120
Gross!
583
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:03,280
Knock-knock.
584
00:25:03,340 --> 00:25:04,996
I've been working at the op shop
for a while now
585
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:07,640
and I was considering...
giving something else a shot.
586
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:09,480
You want to sleep with Amy again,
don't you?
587
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:11,640
Or go on a date. Or several dates.
588
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,240
Arggh!
589
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:15,920
Amy. What are you doing here?
I mean... great to see you.
590
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:18,760
There's a painting in my room.
It gives me the creeps.
591
00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,640
It's... Horrible.
592
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:21,920
We should burn it immediately.
593
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,200
Captions by Red Bee Media
594
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,520
Copyright Australian
Broadcasting Corporation
595
00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,640
We're not getting a new couch.
The covers are clean.
596
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:30,600
Not enough. Anyway, continue.
597
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:32,320
We were walking home and I said,
598
00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:34,680
"Do you want to come back to mine
for a drink?"
599
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:36,000
And what did she say?
600
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:39,680
"Yes." Or, "Sounds good."
I can't remember.
601
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:41,760
Ugh! You know what?
I'm just gonna make it up.
602
00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:43,440
You said,
"Do you want to see my PJs?"
603
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:45,880
and she said, "Looks like
you're gonna cry if I say no,"
604
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:48,720
and then you came back here and
didn't kiss because of your breath.
605
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,360
I can show you the tape if you like.
606
00:25:50,420 --> 00:25:51,600
The what?!
607
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:53,000
I'm kidding! You pervert!
608
00:25:53,060 --> 00:25:54,740
You're a pervert.
You are, Captain Pervert!
609
00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:55,880
Dr Pervert. What?!
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