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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Going down the rabbit hole
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♪ Where we're going no one knows
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♪ Obstacles 'round every bend
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♪ Let's see where the tunnel ends ♪
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Ugly mountains, ugly trees,
ugly bear.
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Get out of the way!
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Argh!
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(MOANING)
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Stay there, bear.
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Huh?
Now the clouds are moving.
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Nature is all wrong!
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Argh!
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(HUMMING)
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(GASPS) What the...
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JACK: Dumb trees
and their dumb colors.
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And the gloves come off.
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(HUMMING)
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-Hey, Jack.
-Hey!
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Can't you see?
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I'm attempting the most
important part of fine art,
the signature.
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Ha-ha!
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I don't know, Jack.
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Seems like there's
more to it than that.
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No. Without a signature
the art is only half art.
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-A what?
-Half art. Half art!
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Sounds like a lot
of hot air to me.
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Okay, Grandma Moses.
Whatever you say.
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No. I'm Jack the painter.
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Now go!
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I would, but I believe I have
some of your handiwork here.
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Hmm? (LAUGHS)
Well, let me sign it for you.
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Ooh, I forgot to dot the eyes.
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(LAUGHS)
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You can have that one
for free.
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Well, fight war paint
with war paint, I always say.
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Say, Jack. You're pretty good.
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Ah, but you got it all wrong.
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I took some
art classes at the Y.
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So, you gotta put some
core shadows over here,
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some highlights
over there, and...
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Voila!
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And you can have
that one for free.
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-(GROWLS)
-Paint's a little thin
with that one.
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-JACK: Argh!
-Yipes!
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(GROWLING)
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You gotta do better than that.
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Ha! We could do this all day.
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Hmm? Uh...
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(SCREAMING)
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(THUDDING)
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JACK: Aren't you that
bear I hit with a rock?
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-(SCREAMING)
-(BEAR GROWLING)
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(PANTING)
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Good evening, sir.
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Do you have a reservation?
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Don't you know who I am?
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I'm Jack the painter!
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Oh, let's see, then.
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Jack...
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-Jack in the box?
-No.
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-Jack and the bean stalk?
-No!
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-I see Jack here...
Jack Strap?
-(GROWLING)
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No. It's Jack the painter.
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Why don't you look harder?
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Oh, ah, here it is.
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We have a wonderful
table for you, sir.
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Right this way.
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Give me that! (GRUNTS)
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-(BEAR GROWLING)
-(JACK SCREAMING)
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Argh!
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Whoa!
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Mommy! (SCREAMS)
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(HUMMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, Mac. Care for a balloon?
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
A red balloon!
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Just like the one Papa used to
give me on the boardwalk.
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(YELPS)
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Wow!
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Nice bear.
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No... (STAMMERING)
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-(BEAR GROWLING)
-(JACK SCREAMING)
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(SIGHS) Finally.
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Rabbit!
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Uh-oh.
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(GROWLING)
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(GASPS)
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Why, you little...
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(GRUNTS) Want some art?
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I'm gonna give you some art.
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I'm gonna stick some art
right in your...
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Hey, you come back! Hey!
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(SCREAMING)
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JACK: Ow!
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Owee... Hmm?
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BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
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(GROWLING)
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Well, here we go.
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(PANTING)
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-(GRUNTING)
-BUGS: Yoo-hoo!
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(SCREAMING)
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(LOUD THUD)
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Why, you little...
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(SCREAMING) Oh, no!
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(THUDDING)
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-(BRANCH SNAPPING)
-(JACK SCREAMING)
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-(THUDDING)
-(JACK GROANING)
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(GROWLING)
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Hey!
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(SCREAMS)
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Nice bear!
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(GROANS)
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(JACK SCREAMING)
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BEAR: Hmm?
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Whatever happened to
that painter guy?
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(GRUNTS)
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Help me.
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You know what, Squeaks?
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I think that's
Jack's good side.
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(THUDDING)
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(BEAR GROWLS)
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The Lincoln Memorial.
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Good old Honest Abe.
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The Illinois rail splitter.
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Well, this is definitely
worth a photo.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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Oui, oui, Pierre.
Is it ready for pickup?
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Excellent.
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Green messenger bag?
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Oui, I see her.
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BOY: Excuse me, ma'am.
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Did you know that
the reflecting pool
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holds over 6.75 million
snapping turtles?
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Lincoln, Lincoln,
what ya thinkin'?
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Attracting over 24 million
visitors a year.
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Fascinating.
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Enjoy your precious freedom
while you still have it, boy.
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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(WHISTLING)
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Lots to see.
Better keep moving.
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(WHISTLING)
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Finally.
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These documents
will make us the most
powerful nation on Earth!
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Huh? What is this?
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A collectible Thomas Jefferson
memorial spoon?
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A Jimmy Carter snow globe?
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White House garden carrots?
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You!
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(PHONE BEEPING)
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Claudette here. No, Pierre,
there's been a mix up.
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An ignorant American bunny
has taken the bag.
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No. No excuses.
I shall get it back.
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Handsome bunny rabbit,
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I see you have
found my satchel.
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My silly little American brain
caused me to forget it.
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So, I will just take it back.
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Hands off the man purse,
if you please.
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I believe you're looking
for the lost and foundry.
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It's that-a-way. Best of luck.
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Please, monsieur Bunny.
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I will be willing to give you
all this money.
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Uh, clearly you made this
money yourself.
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Are you from around here?
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Moi? I am from Me...
Um, Minnesota, don't you know.
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Now be a darling
and give me my bag.
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(STAMMERS) Not so fast, lady.
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If you like my bag so much,
go buy a knock-off.
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If there's one thing D.C.'s
full off, it's fakes.
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You are not getting rid of me
so easily, Mr. Bunny rabbit.
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My eau de pur nombre cinq
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will make quick work of him.
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Try a free sample of D.C.'s
hottest new cologne,
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Washington Whiff.
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I'm more of a au naturel
kind of guy.
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(SNIFFS)
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But I guess it couldn't hurt.
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-(SPRAYING)
-(BUGS COUGHING)
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It's mine, all mine!
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(SNAPPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Oh, there's my bag.
I wondered where I dropped it.
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-(DUCKS QUACKING)
-(SCREAMING)
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-(GROWLING)
-(PHONE BEEPS)
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Claudette here.
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Oui, Pierre.
I have him in my sights now.
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Do not worry.
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This American imbecile is no
match for my superior tactics.
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Photo op.
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Oh, ho-ho-ho! Congratulations!
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What?
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You are the billionth tourist
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to visit the
Washington monument this year.
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That makes you
the lucky winner
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of this check
for a billion dollars.
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Just sign here, for a
lifetime of hamburgers,
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fries andles skinny jeans.
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Um, okay. But what should
I do with all my stuff?
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Just set it down.
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Now sign here with
my exploda-pen!
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Gee, thanks. Exploda-pen?
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I've never heard
of that brand before.
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You would almost think
it the means the pen...
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Just sign it!
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
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(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)
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(SNICKERING) My exploda-pen
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will make short work
of that furry nuisance.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Did you know that
the Washington monument
is 555 feet tall?
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That's the equivalent of 687
number two pencils...
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Fascinating.
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Here's your pen back.
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-Hmm... This must
have been malfunct...
-(EXPLODES)
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There's my camera.
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Hey, where'd my bag go?
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(WHISTLING SOUND APPROACHING)
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(CLAUDETTE SCREAMING)
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(COUGHS)
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Mon bag!
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Rescue the plans...
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He's coming back.
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Must escape.
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I did not think this through.
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-(SCREAMS)
-Hey!
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Whoa...
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Camembert!
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You found my bag.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Yikes!
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Excuse me, sir, did you know
that the Lincoln Memorial
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was so massive that it
could absorb a laser blast?
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Fascinating.
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What are the odds?
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(GASPS) My bag!
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I have always found that mercy
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bears richer fruits
than justice.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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-Not really.
-Oh, fromage...
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(CLAUDETTE GROANING)
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Oh, and Bugs,
I found your messenger bag.
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Ooh, thanks, Abe.
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(GRUNTING)
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-(PANTING)
-(EARPIECE BEEPING)
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Yes, Mr. President.
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The Lincoln statue
has been deactivated.
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Over and out.
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Ooh, hi, there.
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Welcome to
the Lincoln Memorial.
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