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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH

IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING,

IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

WELCOME TO THIS, THE LATE LATE SHOW.

HERE WE ARE, AND EVERYBODY IS, I'M GOING TO SAY, A

CHIPPER MOOD.

WE'RE IN A CHIPPER MOOD, AREN'T WE?

>> YES.

>> James: MADE IT THROUGH OUR FIRST WEEK IN

OUR NEW SOCIAL-DISTANCED STUDIO.

IT FEELS LIKE A HOME AWAY FROM HOME.

>> Reggie: IT FINALLY DOES.

>> James: WE'LL BE JOINED BY JASON SUDEIKIS,

AND A PERFORMANCE FROM TORI KELLY.

I THINK WE ALL FELT SLIGHTLY NERVOUS, BUT IT

DOES FEEL NICE TO BE AROUND PEOPLE AGAIN, YET

STRANGE TO CONSTANTLY BE SIX FEET APART.

>> Reggie: YES.

>> James: I FEEL LIKE I'M HOSTING A WILD LIFE

SHOW.

I'M LOOKING AT PEOPLE AT A DISTANCE ALL OF THE TIME.

IF WE STAY LONG ENOUGH, WE'LL SEE HIS FULL

PLUMAGE, AND IT WILL BE SIX MONTHS BEFORE HE HUMPS

AGAIN.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: LET'S JUMP

THIS MORNING PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED INTO FOX

BUSINESS, AND ONCE AGAIN ATTACKED JOE BIDEN'S PICK

FOR VICE PRESIDENT, KAMALA HARRIS.

HAVE A LISTEN TO THIS.

>> President Trump: THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY,

OKAY?

AND THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GETTING.

AND IT'S AMAZING THE WAY SLEEPY JOE BUYS INTO IT.

HE BUYS INTO IT, LIKE, OH, GREAT.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING.

AND NOW YOU HAVE SORT OF A MAD WOMAN, I CALL HER.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: HE CALLED

KAMALA HARRIS A MAD WOMAN.

GOOD TO SEE FOX BUSINESS STAYING LASER FOCUSED.

SLEEPY JOE AND THE MAD WOMAN, SOUNDS LIKE A BAND.

I'D GO SEE SLEEPY JOE AND THE MAD WOMAN, IF THEY

WERE ON A COACHELLA.

I WOULD SAY, WHAT TIME ARE SLEEPY JOE AND THE MAD

WOMAN ON.

IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE, IT IS PROBABLY HARD FOR HIM TO

TELL WHEN WOMEN ARE REALLY MAD GIVEN THIS IS HOW HIS

WIFE SMILES.

[LAUGHTER] [OOH]

>> James: AND KAMALA HARRIS WASN'T THE ONLY

PERSON TRUMP ATTACKED.

LATER IN THE SAME INTERVIEW, TRUMP HAD THIS

TO SAY ABOUT DEMOCRATS.

>> President Trump: THEY'RE ALL RADICAL, LEFT,

ANGRY PEOPLE.

THEY'RE ANGRY BECAUSE I BEAT THEM.

THEY STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN.

THESE ARE SERIOUSLY ILL PEOPLE.

>> James: SERIOUSLY ILL.

SEEMS LIKE A POOR CHOICE OF WORDS DURING A GLOBAL

PANDEMIC.

AND HE SAYS PEOPLE HAVE FORGOTTEN -- NO ONE HAS

FORGOTTEN.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU'RE THE

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

IT'S NOT LIKE WHEN SOMEONE BECOMES PRESIDENT, THREE

YEARS LATER, PEOPLE ARE, LIKE, WHO WON THE LAST

ELECTION?

[LAUGHTER] >> James: NOW, LET ME

TELL YOU ABOUT THIS: DOES EVERYONE REMEMBER HOW

TRUMP CREATED A SICK BRANCH OF THE MILITARY,

THE SPACE FORCE.

TODAY HE IS A TWEET -- THERE IS A TWEET FROM THE

OFFICIAL ACCOUNT WENT VIRAL, AND IT WENT VIRAL

BECAUSE IT -- WELL, YOU'LL SEE WHY.

IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE.

HERE IS THE TWEET: "CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR LOVED

ONES COMING DOWN FROM THE ATTIC WITH YOUR MEDALS,

ACHIEVEMENTS AND HONORS, ASKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU

SHAPED THE STRATEGIC ENVIRONMENT.

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN THAT, BEING

PART OF THE SHAPING?" REGGIE, IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE

OF YOUR QUESTIONS.

IT GENUINELY DOES.

>> YEAH.

IN FACT, SHOULD I -- A LAWSUIT?

>> James: DON'T EVEN SUE THEM FOR IT.

BUT YOU COULD TRY IT ON PACKET.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS MEANS, REG?

>> Reggie: I THINK THE ATTIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE

SPACE, OR BOTH, AND ACHIEVEMENTS ARE ABOUT THE

TIME THAT YOU SHAPED -- HERE IS THE STRATEGIC

ENVIRONMENT.

I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND THAT, THE STRATEGIC

ENVIRONMENT.

I D GUESS THAT'S THE WORLD OF MAN -- I DON'T KNOW.

>> James: IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, NOBODY

WILL.

>> Reggie: NOBODY WILL.

>> James: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON IN MY LIFE

WHO WOULD EVER USE THE WORDS "STRATEGIC

ENVIRONMENT."

I'LL ASK REGGIE -- IT DOES REMIND ME OF THAT FAMOUS

NEIL ARMSTRONG QUOTE.

>> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN; ONE GIANT LEAP FOR THE

SHAPING OF THE STRATEGIC ENVIRONMENT.

YOU KNOW, BY BEING PART OF THE SHAPING.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: MOVING ON,

BEING A LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST IT IS A BUSY

JOB, AND LUCKILY BEFORE QUARANTINE STARTED, I GOT

TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH A DEAR FRIEND.

THIS IS TWO HOURS OFF.

HEY, MATE, LISTEN, MY SCHEDULE HAS JUST CHANGED.

I'VE GOT TWO HOURS OFF.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WANT TO HANG.

KING, WHY NOT?

WHY NOT, I'LL MEET YOU ON THE CORNER.

♪♪ ♪♪

>> James: THERE HE IS, HEY!

THIS IS IT, TWO HOURS OFF, YOU READY?

>> WHAT ARE WE DOING?

>> James: I THOUGHT WE SAID We WE WERE GOING ON A

BIKE RIDE?

>> NO, IT IS SPINNING.

>> James: SPIN CLASS?

>> C'MON, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

>> James: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT JUST A NICE

PICNIC.

I'VE BOOKED THE GAZEBO.

>> APPARENTLY NOT.

ARE YOU READY?

>> James: I THINK SO.

I'VE NEVER DONE A SPEED CLASS BEFORE.

YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH IT?

>> I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE.

>> James: I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU,

YOU'RE EITHER ON YOUR WAY TO A SPIN CLASS OR YOU

JUST LEFT THE SPIN CLASS.

>> YES.

>> James: YOU'RE THE OWNER NOW, AND YOU DON'T

NEED TO BE DOING ALL OF THIS EXERCISE.

YOU CAN JUST GET FAT.

>> BUT I WANT TO LOOK GOOD, THOUGH.

>> James: YOU'LL STILL LOOK GET. GOOD.

THE BEST ANTIAGING IN THE WORLD, AGAIN SEVEN POUNDS

A YEAR.

I'M 42, AND I LOOK 36.

WINE TASTING -- >> WE CAN DO THAT, BUT WE

NEED TO DO THIS FIRST.

>> James: I LIKE YOUR THINKING, BURN THE

CALORIES AND THEN GET IT BACK ON WITH THE RED WINE.

>> GOOD THINKING.

>> James: LET'S DO IT.

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

>> YOU'VE GOT REALLY SMALL FEET, BY THE WAY.

>> James: YES, I HAVE GOT SMALL FEET.

CHILL OUT.

LOOK AT YOUR TINY CALFS.

>> THEY ARE TINY CALFS.

FRONT ROW.

>> James: IS THAT WHERE WE SHOULD BE, FRONT ROW?

>> YEAH.

PEER PRESSURE.

>> James: THAT'S TOO HIGH.

>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE TOO HIGH.

GREAT.

OKAY, TRY THAT.

>> James: THAT'S TOO -- THIS IS WHY I HAVEN'T COME

WITH YOU.

>> IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.

>> James: NO, IT'S NOT.

LOOK AT THAT.

I CAN'T -- >> ALL RIGHT.

ONE MORE TIME.

>> James: WAIT, I CAN'T EVEN GET UP.

I CAN'T GET UP.

♪♪ ♪♪

>> James: THESE ARE THE BEST SEATS, YEAH?

[LAUGHTER] >> James: CHECK IT OUT,

BUDDY, THERE IT IS.

OKAY.

>> ARE YOU READY?

>> James: YES!

YES!

[YELLING] >> James: LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT!

YES!

[YELLING] >> James: OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

♪♪ >> James: WHAT DO YOU

MEAN?

>> YOU'VE GOT TO RIDE IT.

[YELLING] >> James: YES!

[YELLING] >> YOU GOT THIS.

LET ME HEAR IT!

[YELLING] >> CRUNCH!

>> James: GET BACK, ANGELA TRO!

GET BACK.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU'RE ONE DECISION AWAY FROM CHANGING YOUR LIFE.

[YELLING] [YELLING]

>> James: HE GAVE IT TO ME.

>> THAT WAS THE END OF THE WARMUP.

>> James: THE WARMUP!

THAT WAS THE WARMUP?

>> THAT WAS THE WARMUP.

>> James: OKAY.

OKAY.

I'M STANDING UP.

ANGELA, YOU TAKE MY BIKE, AND I'LL TAKE OVER FOR A

SESSION, OKAY?

OKAY, WHEN YOU WALK INTO THIS SPACE AND YOU SEE

ANGELA, SHE WILL TELL YOU ALL OF THESE INSTRUCTIONS,

YOUR PERSONAL TRAINERS, THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

I'M HERE TO SAY, IT IS.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: ALL RIGHT.

LET'S DO THIS, GANG!

OKAY, LET'S GO, HERE WE GO.

ON THE RIGHT, ON THE LEFT, ON THE RIGHT.

ON THE LEFT.

C'MON DOWN HERE.

I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO DO THIS.

OKAY, EVERYBODY, TAKE IT RIGHT, AND LEFT.

TAKE IT RIGHT, TAKE IT LEFT.

TAKE IT RIGHT, AND DOUBLE TIME.

ONE, TWO, ONE AND TWO.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN EIGHT,

GO!

RIGHT!

[YELLING] >> James: DAVID!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,ALITY., EIGHT,

AND NOW STOP.

YOU'RE GOING DOWNHILL.

ENJOY IT.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: ENJOY IT.

YOU'RE CRUISING DOWNHILL, FEEL THE WIND IN YOUR

HAIR.

LOOK AT THE VIEW.

CHECK A TEXT ON YOUR PHONE.

MAYBE EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THEIR EYES.

IT IS A QUIET ROAD, THERE ARE NO CARS.

♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD ♪ ♪

>> James: WHAT ARE WE DOING NOW?

>> THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO ON YOUR DAY OFF.

YOU'RE A BUSY MAN.

YOU NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF.

>> James: ANOTHER WORKOUT?

IT FEELS EXTREME TO DO A SPIN CLASS AND THEN --

WHAT'S THIS, BOXING?

I THINK WE SHOULD GO SHOPPING.

>> YOU HAVE TO INVITE SOMEONE DOWN THAT YOU

KNOW.

>> James: OH, NO, NOT THIS GUY.

>> HOW ARE YOU, MAN?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> I'VE HEARD YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING HIS CALLS.

>> IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

>> James: YOU USED TO TRAIN DAVID WHEN HE WAS IN

L.A.

HE GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND I PAID FOR 10 LESSONS AND

DID MAYBE THREE.

>> IT IS CATCH-UP TIME.

>> JUMPING ROPE, WE'VE GOT TWO MINUTES.

>> James: TWO MINUTES.

HAS THE TWO MINUTES STARTED?

>> THE TWO MINUTES HAVE STARTED.

WHATCHA WAITING ON?

>> HEY, JAMES, I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR ASS IN LINE.

>> James: IF WE'RE GOING TO DO JUMP ROPE, WE SHOULD

AT LEAST MAKE IT FUN.

>> NOW WE'RE COOKING.

>> James: C'MON, HERE WE GO.

LET'S TAKE THE PACE UP.

[LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]

>> GO DAVID!

GO DAVID!

>> ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!

SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.

SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.

SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.

HEY, HEY!

SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.

♪♪ >> James: ALL RIGHT,

LET'S DO THIS.

THIS IS IT.

GIVE ME A LEFT, RIGHT.

LEFT, RIGHT, THAT'S IT, LEFT, RIGHT.

TRY TO THINK OF SOMETHING -- VISUALIZE

SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS YOU.

>> I'VE GOT IT.

I'M VISUALIZING IT.

>> James: THAT SEEMS LIKE IT.

FINISH IT!

FINISH IT!

BIG ONE!

BIG HOOK!

OUCH!

THIS IS REALLY JUST FUN.

>> ALL RIGHT, FELLOWS, IT IS TIME TO SPAR.

>> I NEED TO CHANGE FIRST.

CAN I CHANGE?

>> ABSOLUTELY.

>> I'LL BE BACK.

>> TWO SECONDS.

>> WEIGHING IN AT 190 POUNDS, 6-FOOT TALL, 6-FOOT

HAIRSTYLE HE HAS CHOSEN, FROM LONDON TO MIAMI, IT'S

SEX AND THE CITY!

>> ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA'S FIFTH MOST

POPULAR LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW, JAMES THE FLAME

CORDEN.

[BUZZER] [BUZZER]

[BUZZER] >> FELLOWS, TOUCH THEM UP.

>> James: OKAY.

WAIT, HANG ON.

WAIT.

WAIT!

>> JAMES, YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED.

[LAUGHTER] > JAMES, WHATCHA DOING?

>> James: I HAVEN'T HAD A FIGHT SINCE I WAS 13.

OUCH!

AHH!

HANG ON, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

AHH!

YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY?

>> NO, WHAT'S FUNNY?

>> James: THE M.L M.L.S. ONE, TWO, THREE!

IS THAT NOT HOW IT WORKS?

TIME OUT.

TIME OUT.

I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK, MAN.

BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT, WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU READY

FOR MIAMI.

FOLLOW ME.

♪♪ >> JAMES, ARE YOU SURE

ABOUT THIS?

>> James: OH, YEAH.

NEXT UP...MIAMI.

LET'S GO, BABY.

♪♪ >> James: AH, THE

TRAFFIC.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S PUT ON SOME SHOW TUNES.

>> OH, GOSH, REALLY?

♪♪ >> James: A HUGE THANK

YOU TO DAVID BECKHAM, WHAT A GREAT GUY.

DAVID'S -- HE MADE A HUGE SIGNING.

BLAISE MATUIDI WILL BE JOINING, AND HE WILL BE

THE ONLY WORLD CUP WINNER WHEN HE ARRIVES IN SOUTH

FLORIDA, AND THE FIRST EVER HOME GAME NEXT

SATURDAY, AUGUST 22nd.

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH JASON SUDEIKIS, EVERYBODY.

LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT.

YOU KNOW HIM FROM "HORRIBLE BOSSES," "WE'RE

THE MILLERS," AND SAT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE".

THE BEAUTIFUL MR. JASON SUDEIKIS.

HOW ARE YOU, JASON?

>> THE SECOND YOU CALL ME BEAUTIFUL, I HAVE TO

STRIKE A POSE.

>> James: YOU DO LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I'M LOVING THIS WHOLE LOOK.

>> THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

>> James: WE BOTH HAVE YOUNG CHILDREN.

I THINK OUR DAUGHTERS ARE ALMOST THE SAME AGE.

HOW ARE THEY DOING?

HOW HAVE THEY BEEN COPING THROUGH THIS PAST FEW

MONTHS?

>> I MEAN, THEY'RE GREAT.

OTIS AND I ARE WATCHING "STAR WARS," AND HE'S

GETTING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES MORE.

HE LOVES IT.

I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER GO BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN.

I THINK HE IS DONE WITH LEARNING.

HE KNOWS 24 OF THE 26 LETTERS, AND HE IS FINE.

HE'S LIKE, I GET IT.

AND DAISY HAS MATURED, SHE IS THREE, ALMOST FOUR, AND

SHE IS IN THE FULL-BLOWN MAJOR MODE.

I GOT HOME YESTERDAY, AND SHE ASKED, YOU KNOW, OUR

NANNY -- OUR NANNY HELPED HER OUT, AND SHE ASKED

HER, SHE PUT HER FULL HEAD IN ALL HAIR ROLLERS.

AND SHE LOOKED LIKE FRENCHIE FROM GREECE.

AND SHE WAS, LIKE, I WANT CURLS IN MY HAIR.

AND LAST NIGHT SHE SAID, MOM, I'M PREGNANT.

AND SO SHE IS HAVING A PREGNANT THREE OR FOUR

SO IT IS PRETTY EXCITING.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: OH, MY GOD.

MY DAUGHTER, CARRIE, IS FIVE.

AND S SHE SAID TO MY WIFE, I HEARD IT FROM UPSTAIRS,

STOP GAS-LIGHTING ME.

I PROMISE YOU, I WAS, LIKE, YOU'RE FIVE.

AND SHE WASN'T GAS-LIGHTING YOU.

SHE WAS SAYING, IT IS TIME FOR DINNER, YOU NEED TO

SIT DOWN TO EAT NOW.

[LAUGHTER] >> SHE IS GOING TO TELL

YOU TO STOP MANSCAPING.

I FEEL LIKE 98% OF PARENTING IS GAS-LIGHTING.

>> James: THAT IS BEING A PARENT, I'M GOING TO

GAS-LIGHT YOU BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO FALL TO

SLEEP.

>> WE'RE WATCHING "STAR WARS," AND YOU'VE GOT THEM

WATCHING OLD HITCHCOCK MOVIES OVER AT YOUR PLACE.

>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW, "TED

LASSO," AND I'M A BIG FOOTBALL FAN, MY FOOTBALL,

NOT YOUR FOOTBALL, AND YOU CO-CREATED THE SERIES AND

YOU STAR IN IT.

TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

>> YEAH.

I PLAY A SMALL-TOWN COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACH

FROM KANSAS HERE IN THE STATES, WHO GETS HIRED BY

AN ENGLISH PREMIER-LEAGUE TEAM TO COME OVER THERE

AND BE HEAD COACH OF THEIR TEAM.

IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

A FISH OUT OF WATER, AND A GUY, EVEN THOUGH HE IS OUT

OF WATER, HE IS DROWNING BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA

WHAT HE IS DOING.

JUST SEEING HOW HE GETS ALONG OVER THERE.

>> James: IT IS INCREDIBLE THAT IT ALL

CAME FROM A COMMERCIAL THAT YOU DID.

I CAN REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT IT,

AND YOU WENT TO LONDON TO SHOOT THE SHOW.

>> YEAH.

>> James: HOW DID YOU ENJOY -- I'M HAVING LOTS

OF FEELINGS OF MISSING HOME AT THE MINUTE.

AND HOW DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME IN LONDON?

>> IT WAS FANTASTIC.

WE WERE WORKING OUR BUNS OFF, BUT WE TRIED TO PICK

UP AS MUCH CULTURE.

WE WENT TO SEE A FOOTBALL MATCH, A LIVE ONE, AT

LEAST EVERY OTHER WEEK, AND THE ONES WHERE WE

COULDN'T GET TO THEM LIVE, WE WOULD HANG OUT AT A

PUB.

BECAUSE WE COULD WRITE A LOT OF JOKES WHILE DOING

ALL OF THAT.

SIT IN A PUB AND IT IS ALL TAX WRITEOFF AT THAT

POINT.

I WAS LIVING IN KNOTTING HILL, WHICH IS LOVELY.

YOU THINK RICHARD CURTIS, "101 DALMATIANS," LOVELY.

AND WHEN WE WERE THERE, I GOT THERE PROBABLY

MID-AUGUST, AND THE END OF AUGUST, ARE YOU FAMILIAR

WITH -- KNOTTING HILL CARNIVAL IS NOT SOMETHING

THEY PUT ON THE AIRbnb.

IT LOOKED INCREDIBLE.

BUT WE WERE RIGHT ON THE OUTSKIRTS.

I'M THINKING THIS IS GREAT IF WE WANT TO PARTICIPATE

IN A CARNIVAL.

IT IS 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE THAT GO TO LIKE A 6-BLOCK

RADIUS.

>> James: YEAH.

IT IS INTENSE.

>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, AND TOO BUSY TO LOOK

IT UP AT THAT POINT, WE WERE JUST JAMMING AT THAT

POINT.

I'M OKAY, WE'RE ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF IT.

I SAW TWA TWO BLOC IT WAS TWO BL OVER.

I SAW ALL OF THE LOCAL BUSINESSES BOARDING UP

THEIR WINDOWS, AND I WAS OKAY, SOMETHING ELSE IS

GOING ON HERE.

I GAVE YOUR PRODUCERS A PHOTO, AND I COME HOME ONE

NIGHT AND I SEE, LIKE, FOUR GUYS, CLEARLY A CITY

JOB -- FOUR GUYS BUILDING -- THEY HAVE FOUR

TRASH CANS -- BUILDING STAIRS UP TO THE TRASH

CANS.

THAT'S IT.

SO I SEE THIS DOWN FROM THE STREET LEVEL, AND I

GO, IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

AND THEY GO, YEAH, IT'S TOILETS.

WE'RE BUILDING TOILETS.

THERE ARE 500 OF THESE ALL OVER THE PLACE FOR PEOPLE

TO PEE AND POOP AT ANY POINT DURING CARNIVAL.

THE GUY GOES DON'T WORRY, SOMEONE IS COMING BY LATER

TO PUT A BACK ON IT.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: AND HE SEES

THE BACK.

THIS IS RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR PLACE IN LONDON.

IT IS JUST A TRASH CAN WITH A SET IN FRONT OF IT.

>> SO PEOPLE POOP.

AND THE WALLS -- YEAH, THEY ATTACH A LITTLE

TROUGH THERE SO GUYS CAN PULL OUT THEIR DING DONGS

AND URINATE RIGHT INTO THE STREET.

AND THEY LABEL.

BUT THE FIRST PHOTO YOU SHOWED, THAT IS THE VIEW

FRM MY CHILDREN'S ROOM.

>> James: WERE YOUR KIDS THERE WHEN CARNIVAL WAS

HAPPENING?

YEAH -- WELL, AFTER I SAW THAT, WE WENT TO A HOTEL

FOR TWO DAYS.

>> James: VERY WISE.

>> I WAS, LIKE, OH, THIS IS FOR REAL.

WE DON'T NEED THIS MUCH CULTURE ALL AT ONCE.

>> James: CONGRATS ON THE SHOW.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "TED LASSO,"

WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW ON APPLES.

>> I RESPECT WHAT YOU FOLKS IN THE MEDIA DO.

MY DOOR WILL BE ALWAYS OPEN.

NO TOPIC WILL BE UNTOUCHED.

>> ONE FINAL QUESTION.

>> HOW ABOUT THE FELLOW IN THE SECOND ROW THERE.

>> YEAH.

>> I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE THIS RIGHT.

YOUR AN AMERICAN, YOU HAVE NEVER SET FOOT IN ENGLAND,

YOUR ATHLETIC SUCCESS AS ONLY COME AT THE AMATEUR

LEVEL -- >> DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION

IN THERE, TURNIP?

>> YEAH.

IS THIS A (bleep) JOKE?

>> THANK YOU.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: WE'RE GOING TO

PLAY A GAME WITH JASON SUDEIKIS RIGHT AFTER THIS.

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

♪♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK!

NOW, JASON, IN YOUR UPCOMING APPLES SERIES,

"TED LASSO," YOU PLAY A FOOTBALL COACH WHO GOES

OVER TO NEW ENGLAND TO COACH A PROFESSIONAL

SOCCER TEAM.

WITH THAT IN MIND, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY A

LITTLE GAME, THIS IS FOOTBALL PRO OR FOOTBALL

KNOW.

>> NO FOOTBALL PRO OR FOOTBALL KNOW.

>> James: IN A MOMENT, WE'LL BE JOINED BY SIX

CONTESTANTS.

ALL OF THEM WILL BE HOLDING FOOTBALLS, AND

WHEN I SAY FOOTBALLS, I MEAN FOOTBALLS, WHAT WE ON

PLANET EARTH CALL FOOTBALLS, NOT WHAT YOU IN

AMERICA CALL FOOTBALLS.

NOW, THREE OF THE CONTESTANTS ARE EXTREMELY

SKILLED FOOTBALLERS, AND THREE OF THEM HAVE HARDLY

EVER TOUCHED A FOOTBALL IN THEIR LIVES.

IT WILL BE YOUR JOB TO TRY TO WORK OUT WHO HAS GOT

THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS, AND WHO PAYS THEIR

BILLS JUST BY A DIRECT DEBIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>> VERY MUCH SO, YES.

>> James: LET'S BRING OUT OUR CONTESTANTS.

VICK, ALICIA, LAURA, ANDY, MATON, AND KAYLIN.

JASON, YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS TO FIND OUT IF

THEY'VE GOT THE APPROPRIATE SOCCER SKILLS.

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE.

SO, UM, I'M JUST CURIOUS -- ANDY, WHERE ARE

YOU RIGHT NOW?

>> I'M IN WHITTIER, CALIFORNIA.

>> CALIFORNIA, OKAY.

ANDY, DO YOU THINK THAT -- IS USING YOUR HANDS LEGAL

IN FOOTBALL, OR SOCCER?

>> IT IS DEFINITELY NOT LEGAL.

THAT IS A NO, NO.

>> IF YOU WOULD HAVE SAID YES OR NICKEL AND DIMED

ME, OBVIOUSLY THE GOALIE COULD USE IT.

IT WAS A GOTCHA QUESTION.

AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT GOT GOT WAS ME.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: LET'S GO TO

ALICIA.

>> LET'S GO TO ALICIA, OKAY.

>> James: ALICIA, WHEN DID YOU START LEARNING

SOCCER?

>> UM, I STARTED WHEN I WAS, LIKE, FIVE.

I PLAYED FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS AND THEN I STOPPED,

AND THEN I STARTED IN HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE AGAIN.

>> YOU GOT AWAY FROM THE GAME.

DID YOU PLAY ANOTHER SPORT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY?

>> I PLAYED SOCCER -- I MEAN SOFTBALL FOR A LITTLE

BIT.

>> James: THAT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE.

>> EXACTLY, YEAH.

>> James: I'M INTRIGUE BY VICK.

VICK, WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY IN THE TEAM?

>> MID-FIELD.

>> James: MID-FIELD.

WHO WOULD YOU SAY YOU MODEL YOUR GAME ON, WHICH

PLAYER?

>> A COLOMBIAN PLAYER, THE ONE THAT HAS THE FUNNY

HAIR.

HE HAS REALLY LONG, CURLY HAIR.

>> James: OH, I KNOW HIM.

>> VICTOR LOOKS LIKE HE HAS THE REST OF MY BEARD

OR I STOLE HIS MUSTACHE.

[LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU'RE

ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

THAT IS VERY, VERY GOOD.

LET'S GO TO -- LET'S GO TO MATAN.

MATAN, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

TALK TO US ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE.

>> WELL, I'M AN ISRAELI, SO YOU KNOW THAT'S OUR

NUMBER ONE SPORT IN THE COUNTRY.

WE ALL START PLAYING AND TRAINING FROM A VERY, VERY

YOUNG AGE.

>> James: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ISRAELI SOCCER

STAR?

>> OOH, PROBABLY YOSI BELLIUN.

>> James: I'M SO HAPPY YOU SAID THAT.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FIVE YEARS, 800 SHOWS, 791

SHOWS, TO MENTION YOSI BELLIU.

MATTAN, THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER.

>> WHO IS NEXT?

LAURA OR KAYLIN.

>> James: HOW MANY KEEP PEE UPPIES CAN YOU DO WITH

A FOOTBALL?

>> I WANT WANT TO SAY 300.

>> James: KAYLIN, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO 15 AND

YOU DROP THE BALL AND THEN CARRY ON?

>> YEAH, I STILL COUNT IT, THOUGH.

>> James: THAT JUST MEANS YOU CAN DO 15.

IF DROPPED BALLS COUNT, I CAN DO A MILLION.

OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFETIME, BUT I WILL DROP

THE BALL EVERY THREE BALLS.

>> YEAH.

BUT, YOU KNOW, TO HER CREDIT, SHE GETS RIGHT

BACK UP THERE AND SHE TRIES TO KEEP IT UP AGAIN.

I APPLAUD THAT.

>> James: LET'S GO TO LAURA.

LAURA, WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING SOCCER?

>> HI.

SO WHEN I MOVED TO THE U.S. WHEN I WAS 10, I

DISCOVERED WOMEN'S SOCCER, AND I FELL IN LOVE.

>> THERE YOU GO.

YEAH.

>> James: AND YOU'RE DOING TRICKS, YOU CAN DO

KEEPIE-UPPIES AND ALL THOSE THINGS?

>> AT THE BEGINNING I WAS TERRIBLE, I HAVE TO ADMIT.

BUT I PRACTICED AND I BECAME GOOD.

>> PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.

>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRUNCH TIME.

MAKE YOUR FIRST PICK.

WHO DO YOU THINK, OUT OF THESE SIX, IS A FOOTBALL

PRO?

>> AGAIN, I'VE GOT TO GO WITH MATAN.

>> James: MATAN IS A FOOTBALL PRO.

ARE YOU A FOOTBALL PRO, MATAN, LET'S FIND OUT?

>> IT IS A BEAUTIFUL STAINED WINDOW BACK THERE,

OH, PLEASE -- >> James: NO!

HE IS A FOOTBALL NO!

MATAN, THAT IS A FOOTBALL NO.

SO YOU GOT THAT ONE WRONG.

JASON, MAKE YOUR SECOND CHOICE.

>> THAT WAS THE ONE I WAS SURE OF.

>> James: THAT WAS A BANKER.

>> I LITERALLY -- I THOUGHT, I'LL JUST START

WITH THE EASY ONE, OKAY.

I'M GOING TO GO LAURA.

I'M GOING TO SAY LAURA.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A QUICK STUDY.

>> James: LAURA, ARE YOU FOOTBALL PRO OR A FOOTBALL

NO?

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> HOLD ON.

>> James: OH, LOOK AT THIS!

[APPLAUSE] >> James: OH, MY WORD!

>> WHOA!

>> James: YAY!

LAURA IS A FOOTBALL PRO!

LAURA, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: THAT WAS AMAZING.

ALL RIGHT.

CONGRATULATIONS, JASON.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK --

>> I'M ONE FOR TWO.

>> James: YOU'VE GOT ONE OUT OF TWO.

YOU'VE GOT VICK, ANDY, ALICIA, OR KAYLIN.

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GO FOR?

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO SAY ANDY.

>> James: WE'RE GOING WITH ANDY.

ANDY, LET'S FIND OUT, ARE YOU A FOOTBALL PRO OR A

FOOTBALL NO?

>> OH!

AHH!

>> James: OH!

ANDY IS A FOOTBALL NO.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

WHICH MEANS, JASON, YOU GOT ONE OUT OF THREE

FOOTBALL PROS.

REVEAL YOURSELVES NOW.

VICK AND KAYLIN!

>> VICK AND KAYLIN.

LOOK AT THIS.

♪♪ >> YUP.

♪♪ >> I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.

>> James: OH, MY WORD, KAYLIN IS UNREAL.

>> YEAH.

VICK IS WORKING ON HIS UPPER BODY WHILE DOING IT.

[APPLAUSE] >> NICELY DONE.

♪♪ >> James: THERE WE GO!

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THAT WAS FOOTBALL PRO OR FOOTBALL NO.

MORE WITH JASON SUDEIKIS WHEN WE COME BACK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS.

THAT WAS FANTASTIC.

THANK YOU.

♪♪ >> FOOTBALL!

FOOTBALL!

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST

THIS EVENING?

>> >> Reggie: YES I DO.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO JASON SUDEIKIS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR LOVED ONES COMING DOWN FROM THE

ATTIC WITH YOUR MEDALS, ACHIEVEMENTS, AND HONORS,

ASKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU SHAPED THE STRATEGIC

ENVIRONMENT?

HOW WOULD YOU EVEN BEGIN TO EXPLAIN THAT BY BEING

PART OF THE SHAPING?

[LAUGHTER] >> YEAH.

YEAH.

I MEAN, I -- WHAT DO YOU SAY?

USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE MESSING AROUND WITH MY

TROPHIES AND MEDALS, I'M KIND OF, LIKE, HOW DARE

YOU?

IT'S NOT EXACTLY O.J.

SIMPSON'S TACTIC, BUT THAT'S THE WAY I WOULD

HAVE GONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD PROBABLY DO?

I WOULD PROBABLY SAY SHUT UP, YOU GUYS, AND COME

OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A BIG OLD HUG.

>> James: REG?

>> Reggie: THAT'S CORRECT.

>> James: JASON SUDEIKIS, EVERYBODY.

CHECK OUT HIS NEW SHOW ON APPLES.

WHEN WE COME BACK, TORI KELLY IS GOING TO BE HERE.

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

OUR NEXT GUEST IS A MULTIPLE GRAHAM ME

AWARD-WINNER SINGER-SONG WRITER.

THE DELIGHTFUL TORI KELLY JOINS US THIS EVENING.

HEY, TORI, HOW ARE YOU?

HOW YOU DOING?

ARE BE COPING.

WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?

>> I'M IN L.A., AND I'VE BEEN DOING PRETTY WELL.

I'M SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A STUDIO IN MY HOUSE,

BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY ALL I'VE BEEN DOING DURING

QUARANTINE.

>> James: REALLY.

YOU'VE JUST BEEN MAKING MUSIC?

>> LITERALLY, THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN DOING.

IT'S BEEN GREAT.

THAT AND A LITTLE BIT OF ANIMAL CROSSING, AND

SNUGGLING -- >> James: WE'VE GOT A

LOT OF ANIMAL CROSSING FANS WORKING ON OUR SHOW.

YOU'RE NEWER E.P., SOLITUDES, THAT YOU JUST

RELEASED, AND A HUGE CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT,

DID YOU RECORD THAT ALBUM IN YOUR HOUSE?

OR WAS IT AS A BIG, FANCY STUDIO?

>> SO I DID IT COMPLETELY AT HOME.

I HAVE A LITTLE SET-UP THERE, AND SOME THINGS

WERE, YOU KNOW, REMOTELY, WORKING WITH DIFFERENT

PRODUCERS AND THEY WOULD SEND ME TRACKS.

BUT, YEAH, ALL OF THE VOCALS AND EVERYTHING,

MOST OF THE WRITING WAS DONE AT HOME.

SO IT KIND OF FELT LIKE I WAS GOING BACK TO MY ROOTS

BECAUSE MY VERY FIRST E.P.

WAS DONE IN MY CHILDHOOD BEDROOM, LIKE AT MY

PARENTS' OLD HOUSE.

IT KIND OF FELT LIKE I WAS GOING BACK AND CHANNELING

THAT SIDE OF ME AGAIN, WHICH IS FUN.

>> James: ON THE ALBUM, ON THE E.P., YOU COVER

DRAKE'S TIME FLIES.

WHAT MADE YOU WANTS TO INCLUDE THAT COVER?

WHY DID YOU PICK THAT SONG?

>> I KNEW I WANTED TO DO A COVER ON E.P..

LIKE I SAID, I WANTED TO PAY TRIBUTE TO MY ROOTS

AND JUST THE START OF MY CAREER, REALLY.

AND I USED TO POST COVERS ALL THE TIME ON

YouTube BACK THEN.

I STARTED LOOKING UP DIFFERENT SONGS, AND I

LOVE DRAKE.

I THINK HE IS SO GREAT.

AND ON HIS LATEST ALBUM, I JUST CAME ACROSS HIS SONG,

AND THIS SOUNDED KIND OF COOL ACOUSTICALLY, SO I

GAVE IT A SHOT.

>> James: WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.

CONGRATULATIONS ON THE E.P.AND HERE PERFORMING

HER LATEST SINGLE, "UNBOTHERED," FROM HERE

NEW E.P., SOLITUDE, WHICH IS OUT RIDE NOW.

PLEASE WELCOME TORI KELLY.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE

I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO

I'M WINNIN', MINDIN' MY BUSINESS ♪ NO TIME TO STOP AND START

THINKING 'BOUT YOU, OOH-OOH, ♪ OOH-OOH

NO THINKING 'BOUT YOU ♪ LATELY IT HITS A BIT DIFFERENT

REALIZE THE WAVE I'VE BEEN ♪ MISSIN'

I LET IT GET TOO DEEP ♪ BUT NOW I'M LIVIN' BLISSFULLY

SMELLIN' ROSES ALL THE TIME ♪ CAN'T MESS WITH MY PEACE OF

MIND ♪ USED TO BE SO BLUE BUT I'M-

YEAH NOW I'M- ♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE

I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO

OH-OH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ WOKE UP THIS WAY

MIGHT JUST, SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS ♪ JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO

JUST BECAUSE I, JUST BECAUSE I ♪ WANT TO, YEAH

I'M THINKIN' WISHFUL WAYS ONLY ♪ BLESSINGS FOR ALL OF MY HOMIES

AIM YOUR WORRIES AT THE SKY ♪ PUT OUR PROBLEMS TO THE SIDE

YEAH WE PUT 'EM TO THE SIDE ♪ YEAH, YEAH

SMELLIN' ROSES ALL THE TIME ♪ CAN'T MESS WITH MY PEACE OF

MIND ♪ USED TO BE SO BLUE BUT I'M-

YEAH NOW I'M- ♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE

I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO

I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO ♪ OH-OH, YEAH

WOKE UP THIS WAY ♪ MIGHT JUST, SPREAD THE GOOD

NEWS ♪ JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO

♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH

♪ CAN'T BE BOTHERED, NO SIR, NOT TODAY

♪ TOO MANY GOOD TIMES ON THE WAY UNBOTHERED, YES SIR, NOT TODAY

♪ TOO MANY GOOD TIMES ON THE WAY OOH, OOH, WOAH

♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW

♪ FEELING BRAND NEW I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO

♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO, YEAH

♪ WOKE UP THIS WAY MIGHT JUST, SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS

♪ JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO YEAH YEAH YEAH

>> James: THAT WAS WONDERFUL!

TORI KELLY, EVERYBODY, HER NEW E.P. "SOLITUDES," IS

AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.

COME ON BACK, EVERYONE.

>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING.

NEXT WEEK BRYAN CRANSTON IS GOING TO HERE, ETHAN

HAWKE, AND LILI REINHART.

WE HOPE YOU WILL BE, TOO.

REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.

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