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WOMAN: I'm afraid
my offer to buy this hospital
will be lower than discussed.

It's in far great disrepair
than I imagined.

Well, this old hospital
has held together well,

considering it's
100 years old.

[SHATTERING]

The whole place
is virtually falling apart.

[GRUNTS]

The renovations
will cost a fortune.

I mean, look at this. [GRUNTS]

Honestly, ma'am,
it was in pretty good shape

until you got here.

Oh, I am just getting started.

Look at these
vaguely uneven steps.

-This is a lawsuit
waiting to happen.
-[CROW CAWING]

You call this a walkway?
[GROANS]

Hey! This is actually broken.

Wait a minute,
I actually found something.

Over here! Hmm?

[GASPS AND GROANS]

[SNARLING]

I am so charging you
extra for this!

[SCREAMS]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROARS]

[BOTH GASP]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

VELMA: Shaggy, it was so nice
of your friend Amelia

to invite us all to her party.

What's up, Velma? You normally
don't like parties.

I'm working on a new exercise
for social anxiety.

I mentally replace
the word "party"
with the word "autopsy."

Cool! I'm sure
you'll be the life
of the autopsy, Velma.

So Amelia
doesn't even know us.

You and she must be
really good, close friends.

Yeah, like, we were
two peas in a pod.

But I haven't seen her
in eight years.

Not since elementary school.

We were, like, best friends,
but also sort of, kind of...

Maybe liked each other,
sort of... Or not.

I'm not sure.
Then she moved away.

That age-old story.

Wait, you sort of, kind of,
maybe liked each other?

That sounds like a mystery.

How could you
let that go unsolved?

Oh, Fred,
show a little empathy.

I'm rolling in empathy.

To catch a monster,
one must be able to walk
a mile in its cloven hooves.

-[ALL GASP]
-[TIRES SCREECHING]

Shaggy, it's me, Amelia.

Amelia?

-Like what happened to you?
-Nothing.

-I'm a goth.
-A goth?

How do we defeat it?

No, goths are a subculture

that began in the 1980s
with the goth-rock scene.

Wow, Amelia.

I can only imagine your
parents' reaction to all this.

I know, right?
They're thrilled.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
Be back later.

Go for it, youngling.

Commune with
the spirits of the night.

With the darkness
comes the cold.

So bring a coat!

SHAGGY: Like,
I can't believe how much
you've changed, Amelia.

When we moved,
I thought I'd never
make friends like you,

but I found a group of goths
called the Night Shadows,

and they're totally
cool and weird.

Besides, I can't believe
how much you haven't changed.

I've changed.
Like, it's been eight years.

I must have changed.

You're still the same old,
funny, Scaredy-Pants Shaggy.

[SNORTS AND LAUGHS]

[CHUCKLES] Like, did you
just snort?

No. I stopped
snorting years ago.

I knew it, you're still
Snorty McSnort-Snort.

Ha! I totally forgot
about that name.

You are forbidden
from calling me that.

This is it.

It looks like
an abandoned hospital.

It is. Cool, right?

Unfortunately,
the owner's trying to sell it,

so it might not be
our hangout for much longer.

Okay, guys.
Get ready for the full-on fun

of a goth party.

[GOTH ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

[WHIRRING]

Are you sure the fun meter
has been set to full-on?

Empathy, Fred.

Don't judge a man
until you've walked a mile

in his cool platform boots.

Actually, this isn't so bad.

I don't even
really have to work
at mentally replacing

the word "party"
for "autopsy."

-[ALL GASP]
-Trying to get yourself
in trouble, Amelia?

You know how we feel
about outsiders.

Oh, come on, Dorbin.
These are my friends.

I've known Shaggy for years.

I doubt Lord Morlack
would care.

Shh! Never say
the Night Shadows' king's name

-in front of outsiders.
-Excuse me, Mr. Dorbin,

but I find your statements
about outsiders contradictory.

Since goths themselves
are considered outside
the fringe of normal society.

-[GASPS]
-Silence! Outsiders may not
speak in the presence

of the keeper of the scrolls.

Scrolls, keeper...
Outsiders, beware.

MOONWOLF: Ow, hey!
This is my shadow.

DORBIN: Oh, sorry, Moonwolf.

Well, he's a real pip.

What does he mean by "beware"?

Does he do something weird
with those scrolls?

No. Well, maybe,

but that's not
what he's referring to.

They say there's a creature
that roams the halls by night.

We, the Night Shadows,
are protected

by our union
with the netherworld.

But outsiders are not.

Apparently, there was
an attack last night.

BOTH: Attack last night?

Now, I'm feeling empathetic.
This sounds like a mystery.

What kind of creature
are we talking about?

No one's seen it,

but everyone has different
ideas of what it could be.

A bad wolf.
A dark raven spirit.

A vampire bass-player.

-That would be cool.
-Right?

Well, we'll get
to the bottom of it.

Shaggy, Scooby, and Amelia,
you look around the party
for clues.

Daphne, Velma and I
will search the hospital.

[SLIMY SLITHERING]

Gosh. Like, Amelia's
changed so much.

We're not two peas in a pod
anymore at all.

We're like two
totally different vegetables.

I always preferred carrots.

Maybe I need to show her
that I can change, too?

Shaggy, what are you doing?

I'm gonna be a goth
like Amelia.

You look like a sad mime.

I just need to show her
I'm not the same old
Scaredy-Pants Shaggy.

-Hey, Shaggy.
-Zoinks!

Oh, sorry.
Didn't mean to scare you.

Hey, you look great.

Yes, well,
I've decided to dabble in
this little culture of yours.

In fact, I'll have some
of what you're having.

Uh...

-[RECORD SCRATCHES]
-[ALL GASP]

He didn't.

Shaggy, this purple portion
is from the ritual decanter

of the Night Shadows' mantle
of unthinkable terrors.

[BUBBLING]

It's the blood of a dragon,

mixed with the tears
of a three-eyed raven,

and fluid from the pancreas
of a black widow spider.

Drink it if you dare,
but I must want you,

it may be the last thing
you consume.

Like, bottoms up.

[GULPING]

Hmm, grape soda!

-I want some.
-Impressive.

Let's see what else
you can handle. Follow me.

[CROW CAWING]

I just don't get
the whole goth thing.

It's a form
of individual self-expression.

How is dressing
like everyone else

a form of
individual self-expression?

Look, this is where
the attack happened.

There's mud and leaves here.

The monster must have been
hiding outside in the bushes

laying in wait.

According to
the hospital records,

years ago, a mad doctor
was locked up here

for performing
cruel and unusual experiments

-on vegetation.
-[LAUGHS

Some say he created
a plant monster

that attacked him,
then disappeared,
never to be seen again.

[CHUCKLES]
A plant monster? Seriously?

Does it play bass?

Welcome to the doorway
to the beyond.

You'll have
to spend five minutes

in complete darkness.

Like, the old me
would never get in there,

but a lot of the work
I've done on changing myself

has been on my relationships
with drawers, in general.

SHAGGY: Is that five minutes?
That's totally five minutes.

-No.
-[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]

And now I must disappear
into the shadows

to refill
the party's punch bowl...

-With blood.
-[WHIMPERS]

[CHUCKLES] No,
it's actually just punch.

But it looks like blood.

-[SHAGGY WAILING]
-I don't like this.

What? I'm trying new things,
and Amelia's showing me how.

I like the old Shaggy.

Like, it's okay, Scoob.

[GROWLING]

-[ROARS]
-[BOTH SCREAM]

-[BOTH EXCLAIMING]
-[CHUCKLES] Hey, guys.

You'll never believe
what kind of monster

Velma thinks
we're dealing with.

A plant monster!

Okay, I was wrong! Run!

[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]

[GRUNTING]

Split up!

[SNARLING]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

[SNARLING]

Why is he following us?

Can't he tell
how much I've changed?

He's not buying it.

[SCREECHING]

Okay, put the hydrangea
and the ficus there.

Yes! Nothing brightens up
a hospital like plants.

It just makes
people feel better.

The greener, the healthier.

I didn't order that.

He looks like something
that's about to grab Dorothy.

Clippers.

Good. Better.

Perfection.

[SQUAWKS]

A masterpiece,
if I do say so myself.

-Do you say so?
-I do say so.

Let's grab a sick person
to make them look at it.

-I'll get the net.
-[BOTH PANTING]

[SHAGGY AND SCOOBY WHIMPERING]

Are you two okay?

Like, some of our best work.

-[SLURPING]
-Shh! There's a strange noise
coming from inside that room.

-Ha!
-[SLURPING]

Oh, uh...

Hello, sorry to scare you.

We didn't know
the hospital had security.

-Yeah.
-[ICE SHAKING]

And that security guard's
name is Jeff.

AKA, moi.

It's a good gig.
I don't bother anyone,

no one bothers me.

But...

But, what about the monster?

The monster doesn't bother me,
I don't bother it.

Besides, the longer
the monster scares
away new buyers,

the longer I keep
this sweet job.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm not bothering you,

so you're not allowed
to bother me.

-I don't make the rules.
-[DOOR CLOSES]

Strange. I wonder why
the plant monster is only
attacking certain people.

It seems like, so far,
he's left the goths
and Jeff alone.

I believe your answer
lies in empathy.

You're not looking at this

from the plant's
point of view.

What does it want?
What's its motivation?

A plant's motivation?

Dirt, water, light.
That's a plant's motivation.

That's it,
plants are attracted to light.

The goths wear dark clothing,
hang out in dark rooms...

They're basically
invisible to our plant.

Look at us... Bright clothes,

running around
with flashlights...

Fred, you're wearing
an orange ascot.

That's like a bull fighter's
red cape to a plant monster.

We need
to camouflage ourselves.

Well, I don't care how
non-empathetic it makes me,

I am not dressing
like a plant.

Uh, I don't think
that's what she has in mind.

We look like
a mime motorcycle gang.

Empathy.

Drink it in, everyone.

Wow, Shaggy, you have changed.
You look great.

Did I mention that
we saw the monster?

Spent some time with it.

That's awesome.

You're really starting
to fit into our scene, here.

Yeah, well, I usually prefer
a more food-themed atmosphere,

but the company here
sure is nice.

Amelia, I warned you
that inviting outsiders
here was a bad idea.

You've been summoned
by Lord Morlack.

-[ALL GASP AND CHATTER]
-I never get summoned.

-He didn't.
-MAN: Oh...

The dark lord shows
very little mercy.

Let me handle this.

You're kidding.

Dearest Amelia!

Is it true you have invited
outsiders into our midst?

Uh, they're my friends.

Well, don't be rude,
darkling child.

Make introductions,
post-haste.

Well, this is Shaggy.

I think he's the one
I've been looking for

to complete
the darkest union ritual.

I'm unconvinced.

Before spending time with us,
Shaggy was a cowardly soul,

whose only purpose
was the hunt for sustenance.

A life without
hope or meaning?

I love it!
And what of the rest?

Well, that one's
a talking dog,

and the other three solve
mysteries about monsters
on a weekly basis.

I'm delighted.

You know we have
our own dark spirit

that haunts these grounds.

We've seen it.
It's a plant monster.

No, Jeff! The security guard,
with the slurping. Ugh!

Well, you also have
an actual plant monster.

It's pretty much a really
creepy fern or something.

That is truly tragic.

In terms with your request

with this Shaggy fellow,
I'll consider it.

But for now,
I must take leave of you all,

and commune with
the dark spirits of Gothmoor.

Did you hear that?
Morlack said he loved you.

That wasn't exactly
what I heard.

Well, close enough.

I think you should stay

so we can complete
one final crucible.

-The darkest union ritual?
-Yeah, how do you know that?

You, like, said it
two minutes ago.

Final cubicle?
Sounds final. [GASPS]

-They're gonna
sacrifice Shaggy!
-What?

[SNIFFS]

Here, I smell sacrifice.

[SIGHS] That's what you said
at the last three doors.

Yeah, but this one's
more sacrificey.

It's locked.

Stand back, everyone.

Stop what you're doing!

-[KISSING]
-Unhand him, death-bringer!

Uh, like, Scoob,

I'm not sure what you think
is going on here,

but that's an overreaction
any way you cut it.

[ALL GASP]

Oh, come on. Seriously?

Haven't any of you seen
a dark union ritual before?

Uh, no?

That's actually
not why we were...

[ROARS]

♪ Well there's a slime
on the wall

♪ And it's looking like
nobody's home

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Well, there's a slime
on the wall

♪ And it's looking like
nobody's home

[SCREECHING]

♪ Well there's
a slime on the wall

♪ And it's looking like
nobody's home

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh

Like, Amelia... [GRUNTS]
Like, you're all right.

What's this?

A gothy friendship bracelet
of some kind, right?

No, not right!

-I gave him that
as a symbol of our love.
-Our what?

You gave him
the black roses and ribbon?

How could you marry him
without my consent?

I'm married?

Amelia,

you are guilty of crimes
against the Night Shadows,

including the destruction
of our celebration hall,

and completing
the darkest union ritual
without my permission!

I'm married?

I hereby banish you
from the Night Shadows.

-I'm kicked out?
-Your eyeliner, please.

[AMELIA SOBBING]

Sorry, Amelia. I had no idea

the darkest union
of the raven ritual

was a wedding ceremony.

I really like you,

but don't you think
that's moving pretty fast?

Relax, Shaggy, it was just
a made up goth ceremony.

It wasn't a real wedding,
and I'm not crying

because you didn't want
to marry me.

I'm crying because
I'm no longer a Night Shadow.

[CHUCKLES] What a relief,

because I don't want
to be married, or a goth.

You were right, Amelia,

I haven't changed,
and I'm okay with that.

I'm just this simple,
hungry guy

who's scared
by nearly everything.

I am Shaggy.

-Hear me roar.
-And scream.

Well, I'm sorry
I've been so focused

on empathizing with a plant,

that I've forgotten
to empathize with the gang.

No, Daphne,
you were right about
empathizing with the plant.

I might have solved
the mystery by now,

by figuring out its purpose
or what it was trying to...

Protect!

That's it, I've got it.

If only there was some way
to back get inside.

Well, according to the rules,
once you've been banished,

there's only one way back,

and that's nearly impossible.

Don't worry, Amelia.
Whatever it is, I'll do it.

-[DOOR BANGS]
-Lord Morlack!

Like, according
to Night Shadow law,

anyone may
challenge leadership

between sunset and sunrise
during a full moon.

Well, it's 12:35, the earth,
moon and sun are aligned,

-and I'm calling you out.
-He didn't.

There can only be one.

Let the goth-off begin.

Stare into the cutest faces
on the planet

without showing emotion.

First person
to show any emotion loses.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Your gothness is strong,

but can you face
the teacup pig?

[SQUEALS]

MAN: Oh, not the teacup pig.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

-[GASPS, SCREAMS]
-[BOWL SHATTERS]

[ALL GASP]

Like, hey, I won.

[SCREAMS] Help me!

[SCREAMS] Fred, now!

[SHAGGY GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

[STRAINING]

Got him!

And I got you back
in the Night Shadows.

Thanks, Scaredy-Pants Shaggy.

Maybe I should
call a botanist?

No, Officer. This is no plant.

It's really...

Looks like it's [GRUNTS]
stuck here.

I think I see a zipper.

Ah. It's Velcro.

[VELCRO RIPS]

-Oh, no.
-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

This was a tough one,

until I saw it
through the plant's eyes.

The goth kids had turned
the abandoned hospital
into their hangout.

When the owner
decided to sell,

the goths were in danger
of losing the place.

Fortunately for them,

the hospital just happened
to have an old legend

about a mad doctor
who created a plant monster.

I found pieces
of the plant monster costume

which I mistook as a trail.

But what really confused me

was why the monster
only came after us,

but the not the goths or Jeff.

I realized
it was only attacking those

who threatened to remove
the goths from the property,

or threatened to upset their
internal power structure.

While Lord Morlack
enjoyed the attention

he received
as the group leader,

it was Dorbin who was the most
protective of the group

as its staunch rule keeper.

And I would have gotten away

with dressing
as a really mean plant

based on
a strange historic legend,

and chasing away people
who didn't like goth music
from an abandoned...

Oh, forget it.

I'm gonna become a skate punk.
It's pretty straightforward.

Amelia, I hope
we can still be friends.

[CHUCKLES AND SNORTS]
Of course.

See you
in another eight years,
Scaredy-Pants Shaggy?

Like, let's make it
sooner than that,

Snorty McSnort-Snort.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, Scoob,
looks like it's back
to being a lone wolf for me.

What about me?

I guess you're
a lone wolf, too.

Come on, let's go
be lone wolves together.

-Marriage is hard, anyway.
-Tell me about it.