All language subtitles for Be.Cool.Scooby-Doo.S01E06_English

-Boogity boogity!
-(GASPING)

You have disturbed
the slumber of Sobek!

Put that back, Matt.
You are such a child.

I am not Matt, I am Sobek!
Guardian of this tomb!

Do not mock me,
and do not mock my pharaoh!

Do not mock
how many cats he had!

So many cats.

Do not mock his man-dals!

And never, ever mock his
unnecessarily long,
pointy beard.

(SLOWLY) Pointy.

Matt, I wouldn't get
near that thing.

You know the legends
about the wrath of Sobek.

Ooh, wrath, no wrath.
Wrath, no wrath.

Wrath, no wrath.
Wrath, no wrath.

-Wrath...
-(SCREAMING)

Wow, you freak out too easy.

-(GROWLING)
-Aah!

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

FRED: Supposedly,
the museum's mystery exhibit
is the largest collection of

historical detective
paraphernalia ever made
visible to the public.

We are going on a guided tour
through the entire history
of mystery solving.

Not to mention the
cool new Ancient Egyptian
exhibit that's opening today.

Hey, good idea!

Let's not mention that,
because that's not
why we're going.

Then why are we going?

To see the history of mystery.

Not to mention
the Egyptian exhibit.

Hey, we agreed
not to mention that.

Mention what?

-The Egyptian exhibit.
-You just mentioned it!

Oh, I thought only Velma
couldn't mention it.

No, no one should mention it!

No mentioning by anyone.

Mention what?

FRED: (SIGHING) We're here.

SCOOBY-DOO: Where?

Welcome to the
History of Mystery.

My name is Jeff,
and I'll be your tour guide.

Are you ready to learn
about mystery solving
throughout the ages?

-Absolutely!
-KIDS: Yeah!

Does Fred know this is
a tour for children?

So, let me ask you,
have any of you guys ever
come across a real mystery?

FRED: Of course.

The gang and I are actually
out there in the field solving
mysteries all the time.

(CLATTERING)

-Really?
-(VELMA GROANING)

Oh, well, don't let
the destruction of those
rare antiquities fool you.

They're really a
crack detective team.

(GLASS BREAKING)

Maybe a poor choice of words.

Yeah, it really looks like
you're in command of
the situation.

(GLASS BREAKING)

What, this? They're off duty.

If there was an actual
mystery here, things would be
completely different.

Fairly different.

But there is a mystery here.

Last night, two security
guards were attacked by the
Ancient Egyptian deity Sobek.

Oh. Well, gang, it looks like
we have a mystery
on our hands.

-SCOOBY-DOO: (ECHOING)
Who said that?
-(SIGHS)

See, kids? Mystery solving
can be difficult without
strong leadership.

Well, maybe you should try
leading a team and
solving this mystery.

That's a great idea.

In fact, maybe I should borrow
your team and show them

the benefits of
effective leadership.

Oh, by all means.

If you think leadership
is the problem,

I'd like to see you do better.

-You're on.
-Oh, great.

Then I will just pass on my
vast experiential knowledge of
mystery solving

to these incredibly lucky
short people.

-They're children.
-That's to be determined.

All right, gang. Listen up.

Jeff's gonna take over
for me on this one.

So, you'll be
listening to him.

SHAGGY: (ECHOING)
Aw, like, Fred thinks

we listen to him.

I don't know about this, Fred.

Look, we're just letting Jeff
try his hand at real
mystery solving.

So, don't pull any punches.

Shaggy, Scooby,
make sure to be
constantly scared and hungry.

SHAGGY: Check!
SCOOBY-DOO: Double check!

Velma, don't forget to be
a tactless know-it-all.

I'm the tactless one?

-SCOOBY-DOO: Duh.
-Done.

And Daphne, do you have some
irrational thing you're doing
today for no apparent reason?

No.

(FALCON SCREECHING)

I've taken up falconry.

Perfect!

Well, Jeff, they're all yours.

Now, are you kids ready
to learn about mysteries?

-Yeah!
-Why not?

We already answered this.

All right, gang.
It looks like we've got
a mystery on our hands.

Wow, that really does
roll off the tongue,
doesn't it?

Look, no offense, Jeff,

but the excitement
of trying to solve
your first mystery

could very well interfere
with your judgment as leader.

Whoa, I'm not here to
tell you how to do your thing.

We're in this together.

And you've got
the most experience,

so, what do you think
our first step should be?

Oh, um, thanks for asking.

The first step in something
like this is usually examining
the scene of the first attack.

Then that's what we'll do.
Let's go, gang.

Okay, kids. So, what do you
think their first step really
should've been?

Okay, this is the site
of the first attack.

I wonder why Sobek
has decided to appear now.

-(GASPING)
-I know exactly why
Sobek has come.

We've mishandled
the tomb of his pharaoh.

This is Professor Hess,
the museum's Egyptologist.

Oh, please,
don't start that again.

And this is Professor Salazar,
the museum's other
Egyptologist.

Sobek is a myth.

It's simply two tired
security guards' eyes
playing tricks on them.

Ooh! Look at the scientist
dismissing empirical evidence

because the facts don't match
her close-minded world view.

Close-minded?

Because I don't believe
in fairy tales?

You're thinking like a
loopy thing, quail, foot, owl.

Oh, yeah?

-That's big talk from a snake
with horns, lasso, lion!
-(GASPING)

Um, what's happening?

They're arguing
in hieroglyphics.

It's a well-known fact in
the science community

that all Egyptologists
hate each other.

-You're a camel, bowl!
-I don't have to
listen to this!

So long, lion,
cloth folded like mouth.

Okay, so, what do we know
about this Sobek guy?

I'm glad you asked.

Sobek is a crocodile deity
who remained popular
in Ancient Egypt

from the Old Kingdom era
to the time of Cleopatra.

Egyptologists disagree about
his exact nature.

Some think he was a violent,
erratic god,

while others think he was
tasked with guarding
the pharaohs.

He's associated with
eating people,

or conversely, healing people.

He either unites
or dismembers,
depending on who you ask.

You know how
Egyptologists are.

Look, Dwayne.
Maybe it's your ancestor.

(FALCON SCREECHING)

So, Daphne, do you always
bring a falcon on mysteries?

What? No. Don't be silly.

I've brought puppets,
fake beards, a banjo,

this would be my first falcon.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

Um, Jeff, sir.

So, like, Scoob and I were
wondering if we could
go investigate

a slightly less terrifying
part of the museum.

I understand, Shaggy.
This is pretty scary.

But I can tell you two
are our best weapons.

You're both fine-tuned
to recognize when danger
is near.

I'll tell you what,
you help us search for clues,

and if you sense any trouble,
I'll be right behind you
running out of here, okay?

Like, we're your chickens
in a coal mine, sir!

Wow, he harnessed the power
of cowardice and used it
to our advantage.

(SNIFFING)

-(GASPS)
-Hmm.

(BOTH YELP)

Um, guys?

Why are there
two Sobek statues?

Two? There's usually only one.

-This looks like our
first clue.
-Almost definitely.

Three?

(GROWLING)

Three's not a clue,
three's a problem!

(WHIMPERING)

Yeah, like, I'd like to
officially report danger!

(GROWLING)

-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)

(ALL PANTING)

(GROWLING)

Quick, we can hide in the
History of Camouflage exhibit!

(GROWLING SOFTLY)

(JEFF SIGHING)

Phew.

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

-(BOTH SIGHING IN RELIEF)
-I can't believe we were just

attacked by an
Ancient Egyptian deity.

Ah, you get used to it.

Now, in the '50s,
our modern idea of
the teenager took shape.

Paving the way for
the teen detective.

And with them, the fun starts.

Um, excuse me,
Mr. Tour Guide Stranger, sir.

Will this fun include lunch?

Ha, I see we have ourselves
a little Shaggy.

Is that a yes?

Hmm, I hope Big Shaggy's okay.

Maybe we should check on him.

I mean, he's probably
terrified being led by such
an amateur not-me leader.

But I have low blood sugar.

That's a good one, Jeff.
I never thought of
fingerprints that way before.

(LAUGHING)

-There's truth in humor.
-I know, right?
Okay, back to business.

What do you think
Sobek could be after?

Well, according to legend,
he's known as a protector,
but of what, I'm not sure.

I know what Sobek
is trying to protect.

According to my research,
there isn't a mummy inside
the sarcophagus.

-There's a solid gold statue.
-(FALCON SCREECHES)

Why not just open it up
and find out?

Are you mad?

Tampering with the sarcophagus
is what summons the monster!

These Sobek attacks are
because Salazar has been
preparing to open it.

Oh, please, everyone knows
that sarcophagus is as empty
as your theories.

Oh, yeah?
Well, lion, lasso,
lion to you!

It's more like, quail,
man touching his nose,
foot, quail, oaf!

Hey, gang,
it looks like things aren't
going too well, huh?

Actually, Jeff is a
born leader.

Well, you know, there's always
a learning curve with
these things.

-So, don't beat yourselves up
too much.
-(COUGHS)

No, like, he's great.

He listens to us,
and he even lets us eat.

We're living the dream.

Yeah, he's brilliant.
Jeff says the way to lead
is to trust your team.

Like me and Dwayne here.
We've developed a strong
trust as well.

-Watch this.
-(FALCON SCREECHES)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Oops.

Okay, so how much trouble
could a loose falcon cause
in a natural history museum?

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

Ah, it's cool, Daphne.

What would life be without
unexpected detours, right?

Come on, gang.
After that falcon.

SCOOBY-DOO: We'll eat later.
DAPHNE: So long, Fred!

You know, kids, I'm worried
they won't be able to solve
this mystery without me.

It looks like they're
doing great.

Yeah, you're right,
we should lend them a hand.
Are you with me?

-Yeah, sure!
-Now I'm afraid,
and I'm still hungry.

-Oh, Little Shaggy.
-My name is Duncan.

That's the spirit.

(GROANING)

(FALCON SCREECHING)

He was just after
that stuffed mouse.

Like, it looks like
your bird thought
that mouse was real.

Not too bright, huh, Scoob?

It's sad, really.

BOTH: Yikes!

Oh, it's just some
model alligators.

(BOTH WHIMPERING)

Hey, Jeff,
notice anything strange?

Looks like clue numero two.

-(WHIMPERING CONTINUES)
-(FALCON SCREECHES)

Yeah, Dwayne, sad. Really.

All right, Kid Gang,
let's search for clues.

Whee!

I'm a detective!

You know, there's a lot more
to being a detective

than yelling,
"Whee! I'm a detective!"

(KIDS LAUGHING)

Come on kids, focus.

Didn't you learn anything
from my tour?

ALL: No, not really.

(SIGHING)

Not listening to me
is what Big Gang would
always do.

Man, I could really
use them right now.

Normally, this is where Velma
would point out a clue that

only she sees because of
some arcane knowledge.

Hmm...

Hi there,
you look pretty smart.

-Although there's
something missing.
-(GIRL LAUGHING)

Hey, I can't see!

(DISTANT CLATTERING)

FRED: There,
now that's better.

Look around for any
smarty-pants clues,
Little Velma.

Now I can't see.

-(CRASHING)
-Ow!

-JEFF: Hey, Fred.
-Nothing.

Oh, hello.
I hope the mystery
is going well.

(SNAPS)

It is. Thanks for asking.

You're welcome for asking.

What a coincidence that
we'd run into each other here.

After all, I'm not, like,
trying to solve the mystery
before you

using these kids as
a replacement gang.

-Because that is something
a silly person would do...
-(CRASHING)

...and I am a very
reasonable man.

Did you give that girl
her own falcon?

It's a pigeon, I think.

Enough of this
delightful, potentially
humiliating banter.

So, kids, the best way
to learn about solving
mysteries is to learn

what not to do by watching
other people's mistakes.

Oh, no, please,
continue your investigation.

Now, pay very
close attention, kids.

Uh, thanks, Fred.

So, gang, we heard
the Egyptologists say
there might be

a gold statue inside
the sarcophagus.

Maybe this tomb is a key to
unlocking the mystery.

(CHUCKLING)

I think if there was any
connection between the
sarcophagus and the monster,

Little Velma here
would've already spotted it.

(GROANING)

DAPHNE AND SHAGGY: Huh?
JEFF: Uh...

Uh, maybe you shouldn't
mess around with that thing.

Didn't the Egyptologists say
Sobek protects it?

Like I said, Egyptologists
say a lot of things.

Mostly to contradict
each other.

-(GROWLING)
-(SCREAMING)

(GROWLING)

-(SCREAMING)
-Time for your first lesson
in monster encounters.

Run!

All right, gang.
Like we practiced.

Evasive maneuvers!

ALL: Right!

Really?
You pay attention to his
evasive maneuver plans?

Kid Gang, also do
that thing they're doing.

(GRUNTING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(WAKE ME UP TO SAY GOODNIGHT
PLAYING)

(GROWLING)

-(FALCON SCREECHING)
-Okay, Dwayne,
that's getting old.

Okay, fine, I admit it.

I was using these kids
as a replacement gang

so I could solve the mystery
before Jeff and prove
I'm as good a leader as him.

-No duh.
-Like, we know.

-It was pretty obvious.
-Tell me about it.

Welcome to the
big boy table, Fred.

It's cool, Fred.

I think I have a pretty good
idea of what's going on here,

but honestly, I have no idea
how to catch this Sobek guy.

I agree with Jeff that things
may not be what they
appear to be.

I believe the answer
to stopping him is

for all of us to join forces
and compare notes.

Really? The lesson here is,
"teamwork is good"?

I could've told you that,
and I'm 10.

What are you? Like, 50?

Okay, I'm much, much
younger than that.

And also, quiet, you.

Now, what clues
do we have so far?

You know the plan.

Shaggy, Scooby,
you two will be the bait.

-Like, sure thing.
-You're the boss.

How did you do that?

Fred, there's a difference
between saying words
and speaking words.

Like, hey, Scoob.

Look, let's touch
this tomb thingy.

Touch, touch, touch!

Yeah, random touching.
Touch, touch, touch.

Gee, like I hope all this
messing around with
the cursed sacred relic

doesn't turn out to be
a bad idea.

Don't be silly.

-(GROWLING)
-(WHIMPERING)

Like, our haphazard
tomb-touching plan
has backfired horribly!

Run!

(GROWLING)

-(SCREAMING)
-(GROWLING)

-Get him, Dwayne!
-Get him, Junior!

Now!

Great work, everyone.

Yeah, now let's see
who's really under this mask.

ALL: Professor Salazar?

It all makes perfect sense.

It certainly does.

Yup. And Jeff,
you led this case,

so you should have
the honor of telling everyone
how we figured it out.

Thanks, Fred.

We knew that Sobek was
scaring people away from
the Egyptian exhibit. But why?

Well, the first clue was

the second statue we
found on the scene.

-Exactly.
-That could only mean
one thing.

Yep. And that is...

Sobek was kidnapping barbers
and transforming them into
statues to appease

the angry corn people
of Kathmandu.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.
Corn people? What?

It all came together when
the falcon found the mouse
in the storeroom.

This revealed that Sobek
was clearly trying to stop
the wind.

All wind. Forever!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Uh, maybe I should
take over here.

But of course,
the real puppetmasters

were the red leprechauns
that haunt my
every waking moment.

Okay, that definitely
didn't happen.

And so, clearly,
as anyone can see,

Professor Salazar is really
Mr. Peterson, my third grade
teacher who said that

I'd never climb Mt. Everest's
invisible twin,

Mt. Flappy McFlunken!

Why won't this
Professor Salazar mask
come off?

Reveal yourself, Mr. Peterson!

Wow, I thought we were
reading the same things
into those clues,

but, uh, okay, no,
you are really bad at this.

Obviously, Salazar knew
there was a gold statue
in the sarcophagus.

She wanted to steal it
and finally escape the
brutal world of Egyptology,

so she used the legend
of Sobek to shut down
the exhibit.

JEFF: Wrong!

VELMA: She used parts
from an alligator display
to make her costume.

The deity Sobek had
a crocodile head instead of
an alligator,

a detail most people
wouldn't notice.

She removed the gold statue
from the tomb and hid it
in the Egyptian exhibit.

She was going to sneak it
out of the museum.

And I would've gotten
away with it too,

if it wasn't for you
meddling, and in your case,
crazy and misguided, kids!

My plan was perfect.

Sobek is even the
patron god of robbers!

Ha! Your scholarly research
is as shoddy as your
attempts at crime.

Sobek was a guardian deity.

I don't have to listen to
your poorly sourced nonsense.

Take me away!

Oh, no, you don't!
Take me away too.

I'm going downtown with you
to keep explaining how wrong
you are in jail.

Ha-ha! Lion, snake,
snake, river!

Well, I feel like that
went really well.

Great, great,
I'm glad you had fun.

Yeah, I think I'm going to
quit my job at the museum

and finally take up
mystery solving full-time.

I've even got my own
Mystery Gang.

You kids ready to put
an end to the red leprechaun
conspiracy once and for all?

-ALL: Yeah!
-Come on, to the
flying cat-copter!

Well, gang,
you guys did great.

I'm sorry I doubted you,
and myself.

Like, it's okay, Fred.

There's no other leader
I'd rather try to avoid
listening to than you.

For real.

Yeah, Fred.

You might say
we're all perched on
your arm.

And in the end,
no matter how crazy it gets,

you always have
everything under control.

JEFF: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!