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Previously on "P-Valley"...
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Montavious Hill?
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Oh, FEMA doesn't have anyone on record
with that name having been identified yet.
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Hands where I can see them.
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Hey, bitch!
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Bitch, what the hell?
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What'd I say?
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Hands where I can see 'em.
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There might be one small,
little, tiny problem
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with the owner of The Pynk.
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The owner may have found out
about the casino.
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I'm still paying off a debt
I took up on this place.
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Can you get me the down payment
by tomorrow?
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Tomorrow?
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You made the withdrawal
from the church account yet?
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What you need it for?
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What your little ass gonna do with it?
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I'm sorry, baby, but another buyer's done
already swooped in and got it.
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Fuck you, bitch!
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Where's this bitch at?
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All right, now, which one of y'all heifers
gon' go on for Beyoncé?
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I'll do it.
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That's my song.
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That's my song!
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You know that shit about you, right?
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Miss M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I,
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crooked letter-crooked letter-I,
humpback-humpback-I!
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That's right!
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Miss Mississippi in a minute!
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Let's run that bop back
one more 'gain one time
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for the one-time rewind!
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She almost better than Mercedes.
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Ooh, Lordy, don't you
be blaspheming up in here.
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Over love.
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I usually choose the money over love
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Yeah, you can have it, I don't give a fuck
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Tonight she got me about to give it up
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- Every buck, all because
- All because.
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Which one of y'all the new divorcée?
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Right here, and I'm spending
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this whole divorce settlement
tonight, bitches!
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Hey!
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To new motherfucking beginnings!
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To new motherfucking beginnings!
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You are truly the most beautiful woman
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I ever seen.
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And you smell like a baby.
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He just left me!
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Well, he ain't deserve a generous
and genuine woman like you.
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You ain't have to drop half
your divorce settlement on me,
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and, like, yet you did.
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Somebody gonna snatch you up soon enough.
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No, they won't.
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I don't want to go back
to that big old empty house by myself.
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I don't want to go. I don't want to go!
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I don't want to go! I don't want to go!
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I don't want to go! I don't want to go!
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Hey, hey, God can't give you
your blessings
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if you up there holding a bag of shit.
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You gon' have to release that doo-doo
and take your blessings to go, boo.
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Now, that's something
we all can learn from.
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Gidget!
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If you don't get your ass
out of my face...
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I'm talking to the lady,
and you jokin' and shit, and...
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Girl...
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Let's get this bag.
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Over love
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I usually choose the money
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Over love, yeah
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Yeah, you can have it
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I don't give a fuck
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She got me about to give it up
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Hey.
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All done. All done.
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I told Uncle Clifford this shit
wasn't long for the world.
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Pynk being 'closed on? For real?
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How long you done know about this, man?
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Well, look who laughing at a funeral.
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Oh, well, this sad and all, but look.
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Somebody done posted a video
of me from last night.
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This shit done got, like, 10,386 views.
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How I'ma finish paying for nursing school?
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What I'm finna do, y'all?
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What we all gon' do?
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Over love!
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Yeah, you can... Over love...
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- Watch it!
- I usually choose the money over love.
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What y'all standing lollygagging for?
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Oh, Lord, don't tell me, Mercedes dead.
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She dead.
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Mercedes dead!
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Look.
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Foreclosure?
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14 days till auction?
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Last night, a local pastor was attacked
by an exotic dancer
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in front of the club...
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- Your account is frozen.
- What does that mean?
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That means that you're not allowed
to do any more transfers.
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What do you mean
I'm not allowed any more transfers?
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Apologies, Miss Savage,
but our records show
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that you've done over ten
in the past few days.
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Yeah, that's because
y'all allow unlimited transfers
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as long as the amount is under $9,000.
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- Well, things have changed.
- Why?
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The only reason we had
that policy in place
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was because we knew folks
was trying to get back on their feet
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after the flood.
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We wanted to help folks
wire money to their families,
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but as of today, it stops.
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So y'all just think, in two months,
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we can all just pull
our lives back together...
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Look, Miss Savage, it was a courtesy,
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which, quite frankly,
folks should be grateful for.
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Mm, seems like your family
has been very, very generous.
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But as of today, the policy is changed.
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- Look, is there anything...
- What the hell?
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Lord, have mercy!
Oh, Jesus, take the wheel!
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Her own bag, I don't need to save her
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Rolling in ass papers
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The stage and naughty by nature
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I need me a bitch that's doin' it major
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I'm just saying, y'all done had me
sitting up here all night,
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and I still ain't got my phone call yet.
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Pay phone broke.
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I need to call my lawyers,
Bufford and Bienvenue.
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Yeah, you and every other
nigga up in here.
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Yeah, you can have it
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I don't give a fuck
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Who sing that song?
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Lil Murda.
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- Lil Murda?
- Well, keep it that way.
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Look, I can't be hemmed up in the 201
over the whole weekend, now.
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Well, you should've been thinking
about that
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before you beat
your mama's ass last night.
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You don't know Patrice Woodbine.
She stole from me.
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Pluckin' and finessin'
must run in the family
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since I have yet to get
my wallet returned back to me.
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Jesse?
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Oh, hell!
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Over love
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I usually choose the money over love
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Yeah, you can have it
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I don't give a fuck
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Tonight she got me about to give it up
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All because...
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Show me that ass! Yeah! Come on!
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Jesse!
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- Talking shit.
- Jesse!
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Jesse!
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Jesse, will you please honor my request
to be moved to the ladies' cell?
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- It's not my call. God's call.
- Come on, man.
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I would let you ring Him up,
but the pay phone's broke.
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Hey, let me peep that.
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Oh, my God, what the fuck?
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Y'all put that phone up
and get back to work.
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Get this heifer off of me!
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Good Lord, maybe I am
better off over here.
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You fucking bitch!
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You want to add murder in the first
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to assault, disorderly behavior,
and resisting arrest?
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That officer ran into my fist.
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Just like your mama did, huh?
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Your mama?
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Wait, this her mama?
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I don't care what she do.
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You don't raise a hand to your mama.
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Yeah, I'd split these two up, but we got
a sewage backup in number three,
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and number four won't lock,
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so y'all gon' have to go along
to get along, you hear me?
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You stay over there in that corner,
and you stay over there, huh?
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You make sure these heifers don't cross
this 50-yard line, you hear?
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These folks like
two tornadoes in the alley,
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and you want us to stay in here with them?
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Well, you want to go over there
and join Nineveh, huh?
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I ain't think so.
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Now, I hear one more peep out of y'all,
and I'm stacking up everybody's charges!
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I didn't do shit!
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Can he do that?
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Jesse can do anything he wanna.
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Round here, he's the boss.
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Children nowadays...
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ain't got no respect for they elders.
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Ain't that a shame?
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Yeah, it's all right, baby.
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It's all right.
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You say what, now?
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My wife went missing
the day Hurricane Drake hit.
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Afterwards, I couldn't get
the Houston police to do anything, so...
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Well, I can only imagine
how overwhelmed they was.
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So she been missing for two months now?
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Yeah. Ever since the flood.
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Well, son, Chucalissa's
two worlds away from Houston.
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Guess that's how far hope's carried me.
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I visited
every town along the river,
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thinking maybe, maybe...
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I lost so much, sir. I lost everything.
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Well, look...
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I'll tell you what.
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If you have a picture you can email us,
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I'll get my deputies to put up some flyers
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around town quick-fast, all right?
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Thank you kindly, sir.
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Now, hold on. I can't read that.
What is it?
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Who should I ask for if I get word back?
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Montavious.
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Montavious Hill.
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Sheriff Bailey,
I tried to hem him up at the gate.
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How can I help you, Clifford?
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"If the owner does not vacate
the said premises
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in 14 days by date of auction,
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the Sheriff's Office of Nonconnah County
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will evict said owner from the property"?
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Now, don't do that with your nails.
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All right, come on. Alex, let her back.
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The devil stay busy, don't he?
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It wasn't me that rode down there
and put that on your door.
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That was one of my deputies.
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I was busy cleaning up
your right-awful mess.
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A mess made by me? Pray, do tell.
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I had to pull over a lady so lit,
I thought she was a fuckin' firecracker.
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Thank God I seen her when I did.
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Don't know how many folks
she would've killed last night
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swerving backward down Main Street
like she on 40 going north.
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Look, now, me and you...
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I thought we had come
to an understanding.
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I pay you, don't I?
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That you do, but you can't let folks
get so lubricated,
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they start acting a damn fool.
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You'd best tell Yoli to stop being
so damn heavy-handed.
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No...
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This little arrangement
between us gon' soon come to an end,
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you keep pushing past the limit.
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You'd really forgo our little arrangement?
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Look, I don't really like
Ruffin's new law.
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Okay.
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Look, I don't mind letting folks get
a little liquored.
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All laws ain't right,
but some rights is wrong.
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Run that back, Emmitt Smith.
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Well, all I'm saying is,
even if you had the right
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to put tequila with your titties,
think about what the Bible say.
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Oh, child.
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Now, you lucky a foreclosure notice
all you got last night.
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Why so short? 14 days?
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Well, you best talk to your boy Ruffin.
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- My boy?
- Yeah.
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Hey.
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Welcome to Bailey's Plantation, y'all.
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Y'all folks so goddamn sensitive.
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That ain't what I meant.
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Ruffin seem like he your boy.
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He got you doing his dirty work.
253
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:48,156
Look, the mayor's office
can expedite a foreclosure
254
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:51,576
in the case of properties
that they consider a community blight.
255
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,577
Community blight?
256
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,829
Do you know how many hoes
I done put through school?
257
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,433
Well, that little community service
you done provided over the years
258
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,795
just ain't gonna override all
the code violations you done racked up.
259
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,464
Mayor Ruffin say The Pynk's gots to go.
260
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,300
Is this shit even legal?
261
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,469
Well, this Mississippi.
It legal enough.
262
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:12,097
Now, if you don't mind, I got shit to do.
263
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,433
The jail's so full,
the bars about to bend to breaking.
264
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:20,271
Hell, even one of your dancers
got all lost up in the sauce last night.
265
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,023
One of my girls?
266
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,442
Yeah, Lexus or something.
267
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,527
- Mercedes?
- Yeah.
268
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:26,569
Wait, she up in here?
269
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,571
Yeah, she up in here. So's her mama.
270
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,658
Cutting up outside the Kroger
like it was a damn barbershop.
271
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,159
Let me see her. Let me see her.
272
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,620
No, you will see her when she posts bail.
273
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,874
Sheriff Bailey, that girl is
like a daughter my ass can't ever have.
274
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,086
You let me see Mercedes.
275
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,095
I needs my phone call.
276
00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,055
- Excuse me, I needs...
- What up, baby?
277
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,433
Hey, hey, baby, look over here.
Look over here.
278
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,977
You see that? You see that right there?
279
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,895
You like that?
280
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,527
Come on, step to the right
and let me get a good look at you.
281
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,530
Hey, told you I ain't have no dick.
282
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,574
Hey, boy. Cut that shit out!
283
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,161
I wonder if I put a quarter in her mouth,
would she sing some Aretha?
284
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,455
You gon' have to put more
than a quarter in this mouth,
285
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,248
you want some Aretha.
286
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:24,419
You don't know what you mean
287
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,045
Glad you know what it's worth.
288
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,090
This ain't the club.
289
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,636
Are you Mercedes?
290
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,722
Did I die and go to Heaven?
291
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,725
- No, bitch, this hell.
- Mercedes!
292
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,688
I came all the way down from Tchulahoma
to see your last dance.
293
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:48,526
I heard about it, and I knew that's
what I wanted to do for my divorce party,
294
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,696
but they had some other girl
go on for you instead.
295
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,740
Somebody danced in my place?
296
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:58,119
Yeah, they called her
M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I...
297
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,371
Hold it down. You have two minutes.
298
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:03,291
Hey, girl, hey!
299
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,460
- Hey...
- Uncle Clifford!
300
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,546
You let Keyshawn go on for me?
301
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,840
Mercedes, what the hell
was I supposed to do, huh?
302
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,151
Let the niggas tear the club up?
303
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,735
I mean, I like it when folks get crunk,
304
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,513
but Lord knows I needs me
a building standin'.
305
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,183
Well, how'd she do?
306
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:21,392
Girl, she...
307
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,937
She was all right.
308
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,235
I need you to get me out of here.
309
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,612
Oh, baby girl, come on.
310
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:33,780
Hey.
311
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,200
I'ma put some stacks on your bail.
312
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:41,246
Yep, foreclosure be damned.
313
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,331
Hold up. Foreclosure?
314
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,084
The Pynk about to be auctioned?
315
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,627
Woke up this mornin'...
316
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,255
...to this sign.
317
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,006
That's the only reason I'm down here.
318
00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,343
Then I found out about you
and old BA-trice.
319
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,470
I bet you better keep my name
out your mouth.
320
00:18:57,512 --> 00:18:59,764
Don't you come
unless I send for you, girl.
321
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,561
God, a funny-ass bitch, but damn.
322
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,205
Sheriff Bailey know he need
to be ashamed of hisself,
323
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,939
keeping both of y'all in the same cage.
324
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:12,861
Let me pull my little pennies
together from my pocketbook...
325
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:15,029
- Keep it.
- 'Cedes, we made some stacks.
326
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,323
Keep it. Don't you owe 55K?
327
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,412
You need to put every penny
you got down on The Pynk.
328
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:25,707
Clifford, time's up.
329
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,546
Let me go see if I can get
this runaway train turned round.
330
00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,925
Hey, come on. Stay strong.
331
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052
Stay strong.
332
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,514
Yeah.
333
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,645
And don't beat her ass again.
334
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,440
You leave that to me.
335
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,859
Well, ain't that nice?
A visit from your pimp.
336
00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:54,611
I got your pimp.
337
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,073
- What?
- My pimp?
338
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,200
You should be the one to talk.
339
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,721
That woman done done more
for me in the last seven years
340
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,580
than you done done in a whole lifetime.
341
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,916
So that thing been
a better mother to you than me?
342
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:08,917
Damn right!
343
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,420
At least she ain't steal all my shit
and make herself a goddamn church!
344
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,257
You want to talk about pimps?
345
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,092
You need to be talking
about your damn self.
346
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:22,555
I was just three and already had
a gas bill and Dillard's card.
347
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,265
My mama did that to me, too.
348
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,684
They say Jesus come like
a thief in the night?
349
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:30,855
Well, they ain't met them
no Patrice Woodbine.
350
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,733
God forgave me for that.
351
00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:37,320
You gon' have to forgive me
for that, too.
352
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,489
It looks like y'all in luck.
353
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,532
Pay phone's back in business.
354
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,534
Now, who got some family
they want to call?
355
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,364
Gidget?
356
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,117
- Gidget!
- Almost done, Ma.
357
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,376
Unknown Caller
358
00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,256
- We have a collect call from the...
- Chucalissa jail facility.
359
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,424
- From...
- Bitch, come on.
360
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,592
You know your number the only number
I got memorized.
361
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,678
To accept charges, press one.
362
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,243
Now, why in the world would you get
to scrapping with your mama
363
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,060
on the night of your last dance?
364
00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,812
Wait, how the hell you know?
365
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,814
Playing it on the news all morning.
366
00:21:54,856 --> 00:21:57,066
They had to blur out certain parts.
367
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,985
Gidget, where's my motherfucking smoothie?
368
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,528
Ma, give me a motherfucking minute.
369
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,656
- How Deanna doing?
- What you want, Mercedes?
370
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,300
I ain't gonna make it through the weekend.
371
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,702
These folks done hemmed me up
in a cage with Patrice.
372
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:09,120
I'ma need you to bail me out.
373
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,788
- With what?
- A shovel.
374
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:11,956
What the fuck you think?
375
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,809
Well, ain't you been the one
stacking your paper.
376
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,710
Should be able to bail your own self out.
377
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,211
She took it all, Gidget.
378
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:22,008
All the money I had stashed up
in the church building fund...
379
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:25,845
...she used it for her own fucking church.
380
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:27,847
And the killing part about it,
381
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,434
...she took the space
that was gon' be mine.
382
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,228
- This collect call from the...
- Chucalissa jail facility...
383
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,690
Will disconnect in 15 seconds.
384
00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:41,444
- How much you need?
- Processing said 2K.
385
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,696
- Shit, 'Cedes.
- Can you get it, Gidge?
386
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,215
That's gon' be like
getting blood from a turnip.
387
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,741
I'll take whatever, even a turnip.
388
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:48,785
Five seconds.
389
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,536
Well, let me see what I can do.
390
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,455
Gidget, girl, I...
391
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,876
...love you.
392
00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,118
Here.
393
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,287
No, I'm good.
394
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,498
Take it.
395
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,334
That cage is cold.
396
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:46,884
Mississippi don't need no nother church.
It need another gun range.
397
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,387
See, if it had been one round
the corner from my house,
398
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,056
I wouldn't have shot
my husband in his ass.
399
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,809
But see, there, that's what he get.
400
00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:58,396
And next time, it won't be no BB gun,
401
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:02,233
'cause it's illegal to shoot a BB gun
in the city limits of Chucalissa.
402
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:04,652
And shoot heroin, too, apparently.
403
00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,779
Jesse done gave her a gift.
404
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,781
Must be nice to have a booty like that.
405
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,160
No, it bring burdens too.
406
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,382
You really is trying it.
407
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:29,427
There come a time when you must humble
yourself before the eyes of the Lord,
408
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:33,347
unload your trespasses and forgive...
409
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,100
...those who trespass against you.
410
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:39,187
Bitch, do you know how far
your little stunt done set me behind?
411
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:42,899
If you invest in the Lord, blessings
will rain down upon you, Mercedes.
412
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:47,361
Well, while I was investin',
you was busy finessin'.
413
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:49,798
You probably been planning to take my shit
414
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,241
ever since you first started
holding it for me.
415
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,659
Oh, Mercedes,
416
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,537
you know, when God send
His finger down from Heaven
417
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,999
to tap you on the shoulder
and say, "You it"...
418
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,003
...twice I done felt the slap
of a angel wing 'cross my face,
419
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:07,798
and twice I done had to pull
a feather out my own eye.
420
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,318
Just what the hell you yapping 'bout?
421
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,886
I been called, Mercedes,
422
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:15,890
called to do what them niggas
over at Delta Valley Missionary Baptist
423
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,975
won't let me do...
424
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,143
preach.
425
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:21,812
And what about what I been called to do?
426
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,565
Unless you teaching these little heifers
how to twerk for Jesus,
427
00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,150
I don't see the purpose.
428
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:30,154
What if I told you it was the only way
I could get Terricka back?
429
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,822
What would you say then?
430
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:37,328
You need to leave Terricka
431
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,998
right where she at, with 'Chelle.
432
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,376
The judge say I got a better chance
of getting custody
433
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:45,753
if I can prove I got a steady job,
that I'm a fit mother.
434
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,506
And you think that judge
gon' snatch Terricka
435
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,359
up out that big, pretty house
and let her come live
436
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:52,343
with you on the corner of Thugs and Thots?
437
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,511
I thinks not.
438
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:56,347
Terricka's my daughter.
439
00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,432
No, baby, she 'Chelle's.
440
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:02,937
Bless a woman twofold
who took on the responsibility
441
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:06,399
of raising another woman's child.
442
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,276
Must have been hard lookin' in the face
443
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:11,445
of that man's infidelity every day.
444
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:16,117
But that's what make a woman godly.
445
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,079
She know how to forgive.
446
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:23,124
You could learn something from her.
447
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,169
'Chelle's not her mama.
448
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,296
I am.
449
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:33,426
Are you really ready
for that responsibility,
450
00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,469
the sacrifice?
451
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,310
Well, if given the chance
to raise my daughter myself...
452
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:46,522
...I'd never be a mama like you.
453
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,364
Gidge, look.
454
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:41,118
My views done went up, like, 272,683.
455
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,536
Let me see that shit.
456
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,789
I just cannot believe...
457
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,540
Your vajayjay done went viral, girl.
458
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,709
This ain't porn, Jupiter.
It's, like, clatchy.
459
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,103
Look, y'all should have stayed at home
460
00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:51,772
if you wanted to go on a date
with your fuckin' phones.
461
00:27:51,796 --> 00:27:52,797
Us stay at home?
462
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,174
And where else you gon' find 2K
for the bill?
463
00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,346
Who the hell invited her?
464
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:02,431
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
465
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:05,393
Got the lowdown on Miss Mercedes Woodbine.
466
00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,895
First thing there's gonna be the 2K.
467
00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,563
Yep, we got that. Pony up, bitches.
468
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,024
Hold your horses, now.
That's just the base.
469
00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:14,318
Now, there are
some outstanding parking tickets
470
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,695
for Mercedes Woodbine in our system.
471
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,490
That on top of several moving violations
472
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,451
that have rolled
into several pending warrants,
473
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,954
top that off with the new processing fees,
474
00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,081
the excise tax on top of that,
475
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,916
the total total totals
476
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:33,587
$5,358.34
477
00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:34,713
Oh, hell no.
478
00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:36,215
This must be some sort of mistake.
479
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:38,134
Mercedes said they told her it was 2K.
480
00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:41,595
That must have been before processing,
but now that's what's in the system.
481
00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:44,348
- You sure?
- I'm as sure as sure can be.
482
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,684
Sure as them legs is pretty.
483
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,829
Look, we're just trying to get
our girlfriend out of jail.
484
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:50,980
Well, I'm trying to get her out, too.
485
00:28:51,021 --> 00:28:54,567
Wonder if she is as fine as all y'all.
486
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,902
- Hey, y'all, let's go.
- It's fucking men like you
487
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,654
that make hell so full.
488
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,590
I'm just trying to give
you bitches a compliment.
489
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:02,008
- What, bitch?
- We don't need nothing from you!
490
00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:04,660
I know you need to get
out of my motherfucking office
491
00:29:04,702 --> 00:29:07,455
if you ain't got the money
to pay the fucking bail.
492
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,124
Seem like the only way you heifers
are gon' get her out
493
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,085
is if you put your house down
as collateral
494
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:16,213
or your pussy.
495
00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,256
Pussy?
496
00:29:19,884 --> 00:29:22,720
- You know what?
- Fuck you!
497
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,263
Bitch. Bitch.
498
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:28,058
So now what we gonna do?
499
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,852
We ain't got it!
500
00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:31,574
Man, it about to be
the first of the month.
501
00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,105
We got bills on top of bills.
502
00:29:33,147 --> 00:29:35,065
And with The Pynk 'bout to close,
503
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:38,110
I don't think not na'an one of us
got nothing extra to spare.
504
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:39,612
- What you said.
- Right?
505
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,572
- Well, y'all...
- No.
506
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:43,407
- Guys...
- No.
507
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,744
Well, Mercedes would never do that to you.
508
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,996
To any of us.
509
00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:52,041
Maybe, maybe not,
510
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:55,920
but that tab she got
with Chucalissa on her, not us.
511
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,506
Come on, Valerie.
512
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,635
Bye, y'all.
513
00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:07,056
They right.
514
00:30:07,097 --> 00:30:09,016
I'm sorry, Gidge.
515
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,309
We tried.
516
00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,772
Wait up, y'all!
517
00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,545
Would she really have done it for them?
518
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:40,548
Hell, no.
519
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:49,598
Her mama took all her stacks.
520
00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,561
What would you do if somebody
took all your money?
521
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:56,939
Kill 'em.
522
00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:10,578
God's a bitch.
523
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,164
And She got jokes tonight.
524
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:20,588
He said, "I'll make you a fisher of men."
525
00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,883
This girl up here trying
to move on with her life
526
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,011
and do right by her child,
527
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,054
and you up here messing her up.
528
00:31:29,096 --> 00:31:32,182
Yeah, I mean, is you
any damn good at preachin'?
529
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,686
Nah, she just a pimp
tryin' to be a pastor.
530
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:38,314
- Oh, damn.
- Child.
531
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:44,194
My daughter's right, though.
532
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:48,866
Wouldn't know it to look at me
now and figure that
533
00:31:48,907 --> 00:31:50,409
that's where I started...
534
00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,370
...where I began...
535
00:31:54,622 --> 00:31:56,206
...in the muck...
536
00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:59,084
...in the valley,
537
00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:02,212
but won't God do it?
538
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:06,800
I tell you, gals, you can rise
539
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,802
up out of it.
540
00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,888
Yes, you can.
541
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:15,601
We're just lilies
542
00:32:15,643 --> 00:32:17,811
In the valley
543
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:22,524
Bright as the mornin' star
544
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:25,402
What?
545
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:28,447
Oh, lily
546
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,449
In the valley
547
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:34,286
Bright as the mornin' star
548
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:38,248
Oh, lily
549
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,293
In the valley
550
00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:45,631
Bright as the mornin' star
551
00:32:45,673 --> 00:32:47,966
- Amen - Amen
552
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,469
- Amen - Amen, hey
553
00:32:50,511 --> 00:32:53,222
Amen
554
00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:56,642
Oh, we're just lilies
555
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:59,019
- In the valley - Oh, yeah.
556
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:01,855
Bright as the mornin' star
557
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,775
Oh, lily
558
00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,403
In the valley
559
00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:09,822
Bright as the mornin' star
560
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:13,242
Oh, lily
561
00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:15,828
In the valley
562
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:19,081
Bright as the mornin' star
563
00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:23,919
- Amen, amen - Hey, hey, hey
564
00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:27,089
Amen
565
00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:29,299
Who ready to be saved tonight?
566
00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:34,012
When you been filled with the Holy Spirit,
567
00:33:34,054 --> 00:33:38,267
it feel like the best orgasm in the world,
568
00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:43,230
joy like no man or vibrator can give.
569
00:33:43,272 --> 00:33:44,106
All right.
570
00:33:44,148 --> 00:33:46,316
You talk about how I was a pimp,
571
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,235
but I started lower than that,
572
00:33:48,277 --> 00:33:51,196
on my knees.
573
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,197
Oh, yeah.
574
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:56,034
And God knows
I weren't down there to pray.
575
00:33:56,076 --> 00:34:00,873
I got on my knees so you wouldn't have to.
576
00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:03,917
So don't think you gon'
sit up there and judge me.
577
00:34:03,959 --> 00:34:05,544
Amen!
578
00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:09,089
I've been made to feel so low,
lookin' up...
579
00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,674
it feel like lookin' down.
580
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:13,427
- Oh, yeah!
- But God ain't judge me.
581
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,305
He forgives.
582
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,099
- He forgives us all!
- Hallelujah!
583
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:22,895
What done brought you to the valley today?
584
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:25,147
What you in here for?
585
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:27,542
You ain't 'posed to ask somebody in jail
what they in there for.
586
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:31,111
Child, this ain't jail.
This God's house now!
587
00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:33,489
What about you? What you in here for?
588
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:36,825
I had an ounce of weed on me,
and I had to put it in my baby's diaper.
589
00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,954
- And you?
- I slit somebody neck.
590
00:34:43,165 --> 00:34:44,458
I got a DUI.
591
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,877
- Oh, that ain't so bad.
- After I cheated on my husband
592
00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:49,213
with his...
593
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,464
with his mama.
594
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,965
What the fuck?
595
00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:53,634
"Judge not, ye shall not be judged."
596
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,386
- Forgive me, Lord.
- Although she need to be judged.
597
00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:01,266
All sins can be forgiven,
all scars healed,
598
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:04,812
all bridges mended, every soul saved
599
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:09,817
'cause my God is a God of second chances.
600
00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:11,985
See, there, 'Cedes?
601
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,154
This is God's plan.
602
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,990
You have to let Him use you.
603
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,201
Bow to His will.
604
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,371
Join hands with me
605
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:26,416
at the Breath of Life Full
Gospel Baptist Tabernacle.
606
00:35:27,251 --> 00:35:31,046
Come, my daughters. Forgive me.
607
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,297
Forgive me, Lord.
608
00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:34,842
No. No.
609
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,387
Forgive me.
610
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:54,903
Forgive me.
611
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:18,886
Mama...
612
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,681
...you dead to me.
613
00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:26,977
Mercedes Woodbine.
614
00:36:27,019 --> 00:36:28,687
You made bail.
615
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,011
Where Gidget?
616
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:44,763
Keyshawn?
617
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:46,807
Get in.
618
00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:40,402
Where to?
619
00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:44,031
Anywhere but here.
620
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:53,582
He said, "Y'all, if you want to survive,
you got to go..."
621
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:55,542
He says, "Well, I'ma go..."
622
00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:56,752
He said, "You gonna go...?"
623
00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:57,812
He said, "I don't know about it."
624
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,797
So the big silverback jumped up
and said...
625
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:02,632
And Bill said, "Okay."
626
00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:07,554
Boy, white folks tell
some strange stories, man.
627
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,196
Jonah, now, you know what you got to do.
628
00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:12,059
Look, all right, give my godson
the Chucalissa chop, all right?
629
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:17,022
That line gotta be so tight, now,
for this Cotton Harvest Ball tonight.
630
00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,565
Let's take this picture now.
631
00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:22,819
- Chucalissa chop.
- That's right.
632
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:25,405
And I'm taking all my nephews
and nieces down there next week
633
00:39:25,447 --> 00:39:27,199
to the new Tydell Ruffin Park.
634
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,926
You better, 'cause I'm gonna
have a bounce house down there
635
00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,161
and everything to celebrate.
636
00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:35,373
Look, I done told y'all
I was gon' turn this city around
637
00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,834
as soon as I got elected.
638
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,419
Keep my promises.
639
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,052
Shouldn't you be at the beauty shop?
640
00:39:47,594 --> 00:39:48,594
No.
641
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,890
I'm right where I needs to be...
642
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,102
...'cause it's about to be
a chop right here.
643
00:40:01,858 --> 00:40:03,735
Now, Mayor Ruffin,
you know I loves to decorate
644
00:40:03,777 --> 00:40:06,113
my fine establishment in the color pink.
645
00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:11,701
But this notice right here
about to find itself wiping my ass.
646
00:40:12,786 --> 00:40:15,122
Ain't my fault you can't run no business.
647
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:18,959
Forcin' deserving folk off they property
is not a way to run a city.
648
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,711
Your establishment
is a blight on this town.
649
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,296
A community blight?
650
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:25,132
That's why you forced a foreclosure?
651
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:27,759
I been a help to this city.
652
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:30,887
No.
653
00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,889
Chucalissa is gon' be
walking into a new day,
654
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,059
and some places just gots
to join hands with history.
655
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,435
You trying to erase folk.
656
00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:40,981
Well, look, some niggas need to be erased.
657
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,529
You know, I wonder if...
658
00:40:48,321 --> 00:40:50,490
...Jonah, Jonah Jenkins
659
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:54,035
like to know that the Promised Land
Equities' is offering his barbershop
660
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,288
half of what they offering
them white folks
661
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,540
for they barbershop over on Kalb Avenue.
662
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,751
And how you privy to that?
663
00:41:06,006 --> 00:41:08,300
Land appraisal chart right here.
664
00:41:09,676 --> 00:41:11,261
Perhaps.
665
00:41:14,764 --> 00:41:17,809
If you think that any of us gon' care
666
00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:20,937
about what this he-she-it freak show
got to say,
667
00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,480
don't fool yourself.
668
00:41:22,522 --> 00:41:26,943
Auction is only two weeks away,
and your ass gon' be on the block.
669
00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:33,325
Are you gon' buy it,
or is it gon' be Andre?
670
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,995
'Cause I heard he don't never pay for it.
671
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,497
Ain't that right, Andre?
672
00:41:40,624 --> 00:41:44,502
You are a tumor in this town,
673
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:47,589
and I am just counting
the motherfucking minutes
674
00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:51,051
till I can cut you the fuck out.
675
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,805
Now, you can tell Eloise
the rest of your complaint,
676
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:59,226
and I'll make sure
the mayor's office get right on it.
677
00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:11,029
I bet it will.
678
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,836
How in the hell did that thing
679
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,798
get a confidential land appraisal chart?
680
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:35,971
Is you fuckin' Uncle Clifford?
681
00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,639
No!
682
00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:42,519
Well, somebody done slid up
in more than just your DMs to get this.
683
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,729
Somebody must have slid up on your dick.
684
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,332
- I ain't fuck anybody.
- Well, look, you know what?
685
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:50,151
Whatever you done is you
and your wife's business.
686
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,028
I just want to know
how you gon' let something
687
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,446
like this out of your sight, boy?
688
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:57,325
I think I may have
left it somewhere in The Pynk.
689
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,703
Look, now, I done been
in a whole lot of hole-in-the-walls,
690
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:01,806
but I ain't never lost
no paperwork up in no coochie.
691
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,499
The only reason I was even in that place,
692
00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:06,626
that's where people here
want to do business.
693
00:43:06,668 --> 00:43:10,630
- Corbin K...
- Spare me the motherfucking bullshit.
694
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:14,467
Now, Uncle Clifford done fucked you
and probably fucked the whole deal.
695
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:19,431
- Mayor Ruffin?
- Unh?
696
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,974
We've arrived.
697
00:43:21,016 --> 00:43:24,060
Now, you close that Kyle farm deal.
698
00:43:24,102 --> 00:43:28,189
And I got to go up in here
in this fucking Cotton Harvest Ball
699
00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:30,900
kiki with these motherfucking crackers
700
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,278
to get this fucking casino done.
701
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,071
Me and you don't do the do,
702
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:36,948
this casino deal ain't gonna happen.
703
00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:39,701
Now, you finish it before I do.
704
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:41,870
Nigga.
705
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,876
Hey, now, all right.
706
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:49,502
Let's get on in here, now.
707
00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:20,367
I see you, Miss Mississippi.
708
00:44:54,067 --> 00:44:56,903
Y'all give it up for our girl
Miss Mississippi, man.
709
00:44:59,072 --> 00:45:00,907
She gone be the next Black Chyna, y'all.
710
00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:07,580
You mean you can't move
some more money round?
711
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:11,042
I've been robbing Peter to pay Paul, man,
but these books are a mess.
712
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:11,960
Shit.
713
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:15,713
Well, you best rob Peter to pay Pamiesha,
'cause we ain't gonna go down...
714
00:45:22,137 --> 00:45:24,597
Now, how little nigga know
how to get back here?
715
00:45:26,808 --> 00:45:30,019
- Ain't it about time for your break?
- I ain't had a break since 1999.
716
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,354
Nigga!
717
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,251
Can I help you with something?
718
00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:55,670
I got another complaint.
719
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:58,798
Well, the complaint box is by the exit,
720
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,135
but since you back here, I guess
I can make a note for management.
721
00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:04,637
So that's how it's gon' be, huh?
722
00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:07,682
Just gon' act like
nothing happened last night?
723
00:46:07,724 --> 00:46:11,436
Look, I just got kind of carried away.
724
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:12,604
I saw.
725
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:15,482
So did I.
726
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:17,817
I wanted to do it again,
727
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:19,861
but when I woke up on that couch,
you was gone.
728
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,364
I got too much on my plate
for any kind of...
729
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:24,574
I heard.
730
00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,701
You know, word on the street's
y'all is closing.
731
00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:27,743
Yeah.
732
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,122
I got to find a way to plug up this boat.
733
00:46:31,164 --> 00:46:33,082
Cliff, my nigga, you look pressed?
734
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,961
Need to let somebody take you on up
out this office for a minute.
735
00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:41,716
You know, maybe take you somewhere.
736
00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:45,553
Child, now, you know good and goddamn well
737
00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:48,264
that me and you ain't meant
for the outside.
738
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:51,309
So that's how it's always gon' be?
We just gon' suck and fuck in the dark?
739
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,957
Where you want to take me to,
Lil Murda?
740
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:58,149
LaMarques.
741
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,319
Okay.
742
00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:03,947
LaMarques.
743
00:47:06,533 --> 00:47:07,784
Where we going?
744
00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:10,304
Do you want to go
on a romantic walk down by the river?
745
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:11,287
If that's what you want.
746
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:14,624
Okay, well, the last two faggots did that
found theyselves floating up in it.
747
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,520
You want to take me over
to the Hot Wing Castle
748
00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:19,128
for that lemon pepper wet?
749
00:47:20,088 --> 00:47:22,173
The last two dykes did that
found their booty holes
750
00:47:22,215 --> 00:47:23,883
turnt out by a train of truckers.
751
00:47:23,925 --> 00:47:25,718
- That ain't gon...
- LaMarques...
752
00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:27,720
...where...
753
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,723
...you gonna take me?
754
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,145
I advise you to take me nowhere.
755
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,860
Just tell me where you want to go.
756
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,279
I don't do dates.
757
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,197
There's a first time for everything.
758
00:47:49,242 --> 00:47:51,744
Hey, they playing your song again, okay.
759
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:54,455
Yours.
760
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:09,762
Oh, my goodness.
761
00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:13,600
This dude all up in my DM
asking if my coochie is shaved.
762
00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:17,478
I'm like, "Nigga, where they do that at?"
763
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,608
I'm a grown woman, and I stay
with a little landing strip.
764
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:24,736
My, my, how things change.
765
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:26,362
Did you say something, Toy?
766
00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:29,741
I was just remarking
on your glow-up, Keyshawn.
767
00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:30,825
Look good on you.
768
00:48:31,618 --> 00:48:33,244
Thanks.
769
00:48:33,286 --> 00:48:35,204
I get, like, 50 likes a minute.
770
00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,123
This joker gone more than viral.
771
00:48:37,165 --> 00:48:39,417
I bet aliens even looking at it.
772
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:45,256
Keyshawn, Diamond said
Derrick out there with the baby.
773
00:48:55,475 --> 00:48:58,019
Derrick done seen that video yet?
774
00:48:58,061 --> 00:49:01,064
If the aliens done seen it,
I'm sure he's seen it.
775
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,464
Keyshawn.
776
00:49:28,841 --> 00:49:30,677
Why you coming out looking all naked?
777
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:33,012
I was running out here
real quick to get Regal.
778
00:49:36,808 --> 00:49:40,144
You know, now that I'm back at the shop,
779
00:49:40,186 --> 00:49:42,230
you don't have to work here no more.
780
00:49:43,439 --> 00:49:46,818
I mean, you could stay at home.
781
00:49:46,859 --> 00:49:50,238
- I don't want to stay at home, Derrick.
- Fuck, Keyshawn.
782
00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,410
Why won't you just let me
take care of you?
783
00:49:55,451 --> 00:49:58,287
Pays the bills, Derrick, that's it.
784
00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,589
You sure that's it?
785
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:09,716
That's it.
786
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:13,010
I see why you blowing up, though.
787
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:15,930
The video.
788
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:22,311
You...
789
00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:25,857
You look beautiful.
790
00:50:32,321 --> 00:50:34,532
Who watch Regal when you dance?
791
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,537
Everybody do.
792
00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,114
Oh, fuck.
793
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:24,123
Okay, it's okay.
Hey, hey, I'ma go talk to her.
794
00:51:24,165 --> 00:51:25,965
- I'll go to talk to her.
- Let me handle her.
795
00:51:34,967 --> 00:51:36,177
Okay.
796
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,529
What you getting drunk off of now?
797
00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:56,155
Your favorite...
798
00:51:56,989 --> 00:51:58,032
...Kool-Aid.
799
00:51:58,074 --> 00:52:00,326
Bitch, this just purdee sugar.
800
00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:02,245
Better sugar than alcohol.
801
00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:03,746
Cold turkey, huh?
802
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,415
Same way you stop stripping.
803
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:10,211
One day, you wake up, and it's time.
804
00:52:10,837 --> 00:52:12,213
I ain't going back.
805
00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:25,434
Once upon a time, I ran out of a door,
and I never looked back.
806
00:52:27,895 --> 00:52:30,231
Thought I had the ultimate plan.
807
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,901
But I took a wrong turn.
808
00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:39,657
And the waters overtook me.
809
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:50,626
I tried to grab her.
810
00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,216
But God had other plans.
811
00:53:02,221 --> 00:53:03,681
I searched for her...
812
00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:06,267
...for three days...
813
00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,478
...and three nights.
814
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,442
I wanted to die, Mercedes.
815
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:18,070
I deserved to die.
816
00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,286
But then this...
817
00:53:26,287 --> 00:53:27,705
...suitcase...
818
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,750
...came riding in.
819
00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:38,466
And inside it was a new life.
820
00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:44,472
Life is just a long day's journey
into tomorrow.
821
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:49,101
You just got to make it
through the long, dark nights.
822
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,229
They say God is a God of second chances.
823
00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,524
I'm gon' pay you back that bail money.
824
00:53:58,152 --> 00:53:59,528
You don't need to pay me back...
825
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,532
...'cause I got more where that came from.
826
00:54:16,337 --> 00:54:19,590
Bitch, why the fuck you stripping,
you got all this scrilla?
827
00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:20,967
'Cause I like it.
828
00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:25,137
I can run you ten stacks
by the end of the week.
829
00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:26,347
Ten stacks?
830
00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:30,726
Okay, and then I'm out,
831
00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:34,271
'cause I know better enough than to deal
with finessin' ass hoes for long.
832
00:54:34,313 --> 00:54:35,356
It ain't a scam.
833
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,566
It's...
834
00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:40,152
...retribution.
835
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:46,993
Okay.
836
00:54:48,536 --> 00:54:50,037
What I got to do?
837
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:57,378
Bitch...
838
00:54:59,005 --> 00:55:00,965
You bets put down
my stripper name.
839
00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:03,300
What? Mercedes ain't your stripper name?
840
00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:06,053
Like Uncle Clifford say,
what's the last thing you ate
841
00:55:06,095 --> 00:55:08,139
and the color of your underwear?
842
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,184
We gon' need IDs.
843
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,704
I know this man named Mane
that can hook us up.
844
00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:15,688
- You trust him?
- He ain't no snitch.
845
00:55:15,730 --> 00:55:17,982
Why you think he steady stay in jail?
846
00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:19,817
How many you need?
847
00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:21,152
Ten.
848
00:55:21,193 --> 00:55:22,194
Okay.
849
00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:25,197
Crystal S. Flowers?
850
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:26,866
So you ate a crystal?
851
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,244
Bitch, don't tell me you been
in Chucalissa
852
00:55:30,286 --> 00:55:31,726
and you ain't been to Krystal's yet?
853
00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:34,750
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