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RUPAUL: Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race...
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STACEY: You will be
working in teams
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to create
an iconic fashion line
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made entirely from
recyclable materials.
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JIMBO: What do you guys think
if I make a crown with these?
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TYNOMI: I'm not going
out on the runway
without a cohesive look.
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BROOKE LYNN: Oh, wow.
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JEFFREY: Rita Baga,
con-drag-ulations.
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You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
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RITA: Woo!
JEFFREY: Team Paper.
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STACEY: I would love to have
seen a little bit more couture.
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ILONA: Jimbo had this really
cool idea to be our queen.
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JEFFREY: Well, I like
the idea for Jimbo as well.
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BROOKE LYNN: It looks like I
should hang you in my backyard
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and beat you with a stick.
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JEFFREY: Ilona Verley,
shantay, you stay.
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ILONA: [gasps]
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks...
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Sashay away.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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♪
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ILONA: [tearfully]
Sisters for life.
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ILONA: Another Toronto girl
has left the building.
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ILONA: "Love life, be you,
Tynomi Banks."
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ILONA: I'm so grateful
that I'm still here,
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but it's so hard
when it's bittersweet.
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It just sucks.
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ILONA: I love you, Tynomi.
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♪
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RITA: I think Tynomi is
one of the greatest queens
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that we have here in Canada.
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She has been an inspiration,
and I will miss her deeply.
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But I came here to win,
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so I better work.
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This game
feels so real now.
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It feels like this room
is getting empty.
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PRIYANKA: It's like
every woman for themselves.
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LEMON: Every week
it feels like a family--
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like a real family member
is... dipping.
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It's so sad.
KIARA: Yeah.
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PRIYANKA: Except
for when Kyne left.
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I didn't care.
[laughter]
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BOA: Oh, you bitch!
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You're the devil, bitch!
You're the devil.
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I have this theory
that Priyanka
is possessed by the devil
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because she's so perfect
and she's here to take over
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the world as a drag queen.
PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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RITA: So she's not perfect.
Have you seen her ears?
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[cheetah sound effect]
[laughter]
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PRIYANKA: [giggles]
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PRIYANKA: This week
I'm on my game.
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I have to be.
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Being voted "Best Local
Drag Queen of Toronto,"
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there's so much
like riding on me.
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And now that Tynomi is gone,
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I think that
I'm a top contender.
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PRIYANKA: I'm very
excited to win $100,000.
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It's gonna be really cool.
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LEMON: I'm very excited to
watch you not win $100,000.
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PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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JIMBO: Someone has
to go home next.
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I'm kind of wondering who
the next bitch is gonna be.
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ILONA: Ah-ha-ow!
This thing just paper cut me!
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♪
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RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race receives
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a year of hotel
stays from Hilton,
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and a cash prize of $100,000.
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With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
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and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
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With tonight's extra special
guest host, Mary Walsh.
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♪
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♪
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PRIYANKA: Oop!
LEMON: [laughs]
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LEMON: Top 8, doll.
JIMBO: Top 8.
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ILONA: It's a new day
in the workroom,
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and I'm thankfully still here,
but we're all kind of getting
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at each other's throats
a little bit at this point.
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LEMON: Tensions were
pretty high last week.
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ILONA: Having to
lip sync for my life,
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like, when the song started,
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I almost was just gonna
walk off the stage.
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I stood there when it was over
looking around, being like,
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"I'm fine if I leave tonight."
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PRIYANKA: But that's
so disrespectful.
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SCARLETT: Stupid!
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PRIYANKA: That's
so disrespectful
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to the competition,
to the judges, to us.
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PRIYANKA: We're
gonna play many cards
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during this competition.
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Just don't play
the victim card, okay?
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ILONA: How was I playing
the victim card, girl?
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PRIYANKA: Because you're
like, "Feel bad for me.
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"I want to go home.
It's too stressful.
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"I don't want to
send my friend home."
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ILONA: I was feeling
my own emotions,
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which are mine to have,
and how dare you tell me
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how to feel, Priyanka?
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PRIYANKA: Okay, sorry.
I apologize.
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ILONA: Yeah, thank you.
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JIMBO: Well, thank you!
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LEMON: I guess tensions
are still high.
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[tense laughter]
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[siren]
PRIYANKA: [screams]
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RUPAUL: O Canada!
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She done already
done had herses.
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Hello, my queens.
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KIARA: Hi, little girl.
RUPAUL: Wait.
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What was I about to say?
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Oh, it's all coming
back to me now.
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Near, far, wherever you are,
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it's time to make
a titanic impression,
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and if we move in unison,
then love can move mountains.
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SCARLETT: Ahh!
KIARA: Ah, Celina.
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RUPAUL: And that's
the way it is.
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Mama's homo!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Is it bad luck
to wear sunglasses indoors?
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I wish I cared.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: But sunglasses
are the best protection
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against harmful, shady gays.
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[oohing from the queens]
ILONA: Oh no!
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BROOKE LYNN: Can we get
some protection up in here?
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Oh, pit crew!
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[oohs & aahs from queens]
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BROOKE LYNN: You guessed it,
my lambs.
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In the grand tradition of
Paris, Ontario, is Burning...
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Today's mini
challenge is all about reading.
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BOA: Oh, my God!
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BROOKE LYNN: Because
reading is what?
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QUEENS: Fundamental!
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BROOKE LYNN: One at a time,
you will come stand with me,
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select a beautiful,
stylish pair
of Bailey Nelson sunglasses,
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and dewy decimate
these bitches to filth.
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SCARLETT: Yes!
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BROOKE LYNN: The library
of Canada is officially open.
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BOA: Oh, my God!
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BROOKE LYNN: Okay,
Priyanka, come on down.
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Select a pair of sunglasses.
PRIYANKA: Oh.
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
at your will.
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PRIYANKA: Scarlett BoBo,
your face is like your spot
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in this competition--
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filler.
SCARLETT: Ahh!
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[laughter]
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PRIYANKA: Kiara, you are
just finally understanding
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how to speak English, but now,
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when will you finally
understand how to do drag?
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Was that bad?
LEMON: [laughs]
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BROOKE LYNN: It wasn't
your best work.
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[laughter]
PRIYANKA: Let's move on.
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PRIYANKA: Jimbo, I was so
excited to finally see you
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out of drag for the first time,
but really, it's all the same.
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Mediocre.
[gasps & laughter]
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JIMBO: Okurr.
ILONA: Hi, poors.
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First up, Boa,
Bitch On Arrival.
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When are you gonna
show up, girl?
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[oohing & laughter]
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BOA: That was good,
that was good, that was good.
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ILONA: BoBo, you should really
change your last name to Hobo
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because your drag is
more than pedestrian.
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BROOKE LYNN: Wouldn't that
be less than pedestrian?
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JIMBO: Yeah.
SCARLETT: Yes!
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ILONA: No, it's like--
like more than just pedestrian.
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BROOKE LYNN: Oh.
Oh.
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ILONA: Oh my God, I live.
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Okay, Rita Baga, you're only
in your 30s but you paint like
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you're trying to get
the seniors' discount
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at the supermarket.
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BROOKE LYNN: That's
'cause she's a smart bitch.
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RITA: Mm-hm!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Let her rip, girl.
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BOA: Priyanka, it's so crazy
how you can paint so fast.
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We paint one face,
and you paint two faces.
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PRIYANKA: Oh, 'cause I'm shady?
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BOA: Yeah.
PRIYANKA: Ah, you got it!
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BOA: Lemon, can
you hold my drink?
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I always love putting
it on a coaster.
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[laughter]
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♪
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LEMON: That was a good one.
That was a good one.
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SCARLETT: Ilona Verley,
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in drag you give us
Morticia Addams.
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Out of drag, Uncle Fester.
[laughter]
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SCARLETT: Kiara, I never
understood the term
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"loose lips" until I met you.
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You get used
more than a revolving door
during rush hour.
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[laughter]
KIARA: Oh, my God.
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SCARLETT: Rita Baga,
the only thing worse than
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your drag closet
is your piss poor attitude.
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RITA: I'm sorry?
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: It's
not a bad attitude.
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She's French Canadian.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, BoBo.
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PRIYANKA: Ah, I'm so scared!
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KIARA: Boa, I'd love
to take you to the gym,
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not to work out with you, but
to use you as my exercise ball.
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[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Lemon,
I know you have a lot to say.
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SCARLETT: Oh, those are cute.
PRIYANKA: Really cute on you.
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BROOKE LYNN: Oh, don't try
to be nice now, bitches.
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LEMON: Priyanka,
you talk about
having sex a lot,
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but the only thing
you're fucking is stupid.
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[laughter]
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BOA: You in danger, bitch!
[laughter]
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LEMON: Kiara, are you a bird?
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Because all your runways are
cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap!
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[oohing & screaming]
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LEMON: Rita Baga,
last week I saw you
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playing with the plastics,
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and I saw that there
was a slinky there,
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and you really remind
me of a slinky because
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I don't know what you're
good at, but I'd love to
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push you down the stairs.
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ILONA: Oh!
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Good job, Lemon.
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LEMON: Coasting where?
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BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo.
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JIMBO: Ilona, someone
get this bitch a medal.
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She's a broken record--
sickening, work, I'm living.
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[laughter]
ILONA: Oh!
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JIMBO: Kiara, was
your mom a bird?
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Because you're
pigeon-toed, bitch!
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SCARLETT: Ah!
KIARA: Pigeon-toed?
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BROOKE LYNN: Surprise.
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JIMBO: Lemon,
you're so full of yourself,
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you could be
a lemon meringue pie--
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light and fluffy on top
with a crusty little bottom.
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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JIMBO: Rita Baga,
you think you're all that
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and a bag-a chips, but I'm
getting more bag-a garbage.
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ILONA: Oh!
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JIMBO: But I'm not.
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I actually think
you're incredible.
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ILONA: Don't say it.
JIMBO: I'm sorry.
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That's the worst.
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Bad Jimbo.
Bad Jimbo.
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Bad!
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RITA: Priyanka, so apparently
you are DTF,
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but to me you're more QTL--
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questionable taste level.
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PRIYANKA: Ah!
[laughter]
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RITA: Okay,
hold on five seconds.
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♪
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Okay, can we
just embrace the fact
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that Ilona wasn't complaining
for five seconds, please?
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ILONA: Oh!
[laughter]
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RITA: And I'm grateful
that we have this
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opportunity to do
Drag Race, so finally,
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a Canadian can win Drag Race.
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ILONA: Oh!
RITA: Thank you!
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ILONA: She just let
Brooke Lynn have it!
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RITA: Thank you!
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BROOKE LYNN: See you
on the runway, girl.
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JIMBO: Oh, you in danger,
bitch!
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BROOKE LYNN: La bibliotheque
is now closed,
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which means you're loitering.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: Run along,
darling, run along.
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It's always so sad
to watch him go.
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LEMON: Not that sad.
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BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
you shady, shady beavers,
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the winner of this week's
mini challenge
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is...
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Lemon.
[applause]
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LEMON: Yeah!
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Fuck you.
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BROOKE LYNN: You have won
a $1,000 gift certificate
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from LAG Concepts
for divine drag jewels.
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LEMON: Work!
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I'm gagging.
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BROOKE LYNN: You know,
they say imitation
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is the sincerest
form of flattery.
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That's right.
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For this week's maxi challenge,
we are playing
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the one, the only...
Snatch Game.
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[cheering & applause]
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ILONA: This is the first
Snatch Game ever in Canada.
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How iconic.
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BROOKE LYNN: Each of you
must impersonate a celebrity
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and do your very best
to make us
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blank our blanking blanks off.
[laughter]
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BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDragRace.
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Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
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[laughter & applause]
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LEMON: Snatch Game
is very important
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in this competition because
it separates the dumb bitches
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from the really clever girls.
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♪
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LEMON: Did you
grow up doing improv?
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PRIYANKA: I did.
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It's been a while
since I have done improv,
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but I feel like drag
is improv, so...
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LEMON: It is.
PRIYANKA: I'm excited.
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PRIYANKA: Improv
challenges are my jam.
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I worked in kids TV
for eight years.
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Working in kids TV
taught me how to play
different characters,
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and just how to like own
everything I'm doing.
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JIMBO: Why are you
glittering that head up?
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PRIYANKA: I'm making
it into a crystal ball.
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JIMBO: What are you being?
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PRIYANKA: I'm gonna
be Miss Cleo.
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JIMBO: Oh, Cleo never lie!
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PRIYANKA: Miss Cleo never lies.
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Call me now.
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PRIYANKA: Miss Cleo,
the famous TV psychic.
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She's West Indian.
I can play into that.
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PRIYANKA: $199 for
our psychic reading.
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PRIYANKA: Snatch Game
you need to be really,
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really big or you
literally can go home.
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PRIYANKA: This!
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PRIYANKA: I think
I'm gonna be okay.
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PRIYANKA: I look like
Will Smith in Aladin.
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PRIYANKA: Call me now.
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JEFFREY: Bonjour, babies!
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LEMON: Hi-eee.
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JEFFREY: I'm here to see
who can tickle my funny bone
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with their she-larious snatch.
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[laughter]
LEMON: Yes!
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JEFFREY: Hi, Kiara.
KIARA: Hi, Jeffrey.
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JEFFREY: How are we?
KIARA: I'm good, I'm excited.
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JEFFREY: Snatch Game
is my favourite game
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of the year, honey!
KIARA: Yeah, me too.
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JEFFREY: It's
Snatch Game season.
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KIARA: Yes.
JEFFREY: Speaking of which...
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What season is this?
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KIARA: It's Christmas.
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JEFFREY: [gasps]
Mariah!
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KIARA: Of course, yeah.
Gonna get some champagne.
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Gonna get some good boobies.
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JEFFREY: I like
where this is going!
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KIARA: I do her in my show
sometimes and, you know,
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people really enjoy it.
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JEFFREY: It's about
staying in character,
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thinking like the character...
KIARA: Yes.
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JEFFREY:
...and making us laugh.
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KIARA: Yeah, for sure.
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JEFFREY: Don't let
Mariah down, honey.
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KIARA: I won't, baby.
JEFFREY: Thanks, Kiara.
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Can't wait to see it.
KIARA: Thank you.
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JEFFREY: I can't even begin
to imagine who this is.
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ILONA: Right, there's
a lot happening here.
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JEFFREY: Give me a hint.
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ILONA: I'm getting ready to
source out fucking cocks.
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JEFFREY: [gasps]
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ILONA: Giving you
a little Rebecca More.
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JEFFREY: So exciting!
ILONA: Yeah!
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ILONA: Rebecca More
is an iconic porn star,
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otherwise known as
the Cock Destroyer.
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Hello.
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JEFFREY: Okay, so what are you
gonna do to bring Rebecca
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to life and make me laugh?
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ILONA: So I think being Rebecca
is just that over the top
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personality, which is,
I think, something I need
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to channel across anyways.
JEFFREY: Yes, girl.
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ILONA: So I think this is gonna
be the perfect character
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for me to do
to get that across.
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JEFFREY: Do not fade
into the background.
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This is your time to shine.
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Destroy, bitch.
ILONA: I'm gonna destroy.
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I'm gonna destroy.
JEFFREY: See you soon.
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Bye-ee.
ILONA: Bye.
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JEFFREY: Jimbo,
I can't think for a second
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who you could
possibly be doing.
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JIMBO: [Joan Rivers]
Oh, oh, can we tawk, Jeffrey?
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JEFFREY: Oh, you are giving me
Joan Rivers right now.
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JIMBO: You got it, girl!
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JIMBO: Joan Rivers is an icon
in the gay community,
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in the comedians' community,
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so I have some
really big shoes to fill.
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I need to make sure
that my portrayal of her
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lives up to her legendary name.
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JEFFREY: I cannot wait to see
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what you bring us
with Miss Joan Rivers.
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But you also haven't
gotten a win yet.
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JIMBO: Okay.
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JEFFREY: We know that you can
deliver when it comes to looks.
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We know that you can deliver
when it comes to personality.
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This is your time
to shine, okay?
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This is Snatch Game, girl.
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You have made it, now bring it.
JIMBO: Thank you.
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JEFFREY: Thanks, Jimbo.
JIMBO: Thank you, Jeffrey.
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JEFFREY: Bye.
JIMBO: Bye.
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JIMBO: I'm gonna bring
everything I have
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to the Snatch Game.
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I really want to be seen
as a fierce competitor,
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and ready to win.
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PRIYANKA: Hi, Jeffrey.
JEFFREY: Hi.
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Girl, who are we doing?
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PRIYANKA: I'm gonna
be Miss Cleo.
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JEFFREY: Exciting.
PRIYANKA: I'm very excited.
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JEFFREY: Okay, so you've
got the look down.
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How are you gonna make
us laugh as Miss Cleo?
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PRIYANKA:
I did a lot of improv.
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I just have to really like
listen to what's going on.
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JEFFREY: You really stood out
in the acting challenge,
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so we know that you
can bring the comedy.
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We know that you can deliver.
PRIYANKA: Yes.
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JEFFREY: So I'm looking forward
to seeing what you're
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gonna bring with Miss Cleo.
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PRIYANKA: My talk with
Jeffrey is going pretty well.
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Jeffrey has full
confidence in me.
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JEFFREY: Did you come to win,
or did you come to play?
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PRIYANKA: I came to win.
Ha!
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JEFFREY: I can't
wait to see you win.
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00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:08,817
Thanks, Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Thank you, Jeffrey.
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JEFFREY: Goodbye-ee.
PRIYANKA: Bye-ee.
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PRIYANKA: I have potential
to be funny,
and I'm good at acting,
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so don't worry.
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Miss Cleo will come to life.
I promise.
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PRIYANKA: [laughs]
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JEFFREY: What's all this?
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SCARLETT: Hello.
How are you?
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JEFFREY: You have
a lot going on here.
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SCARLETT: I've got
it down to two.
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00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:27,215
JEFFREY: Oh, we
have options here.
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00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:28,294
SCARLETT: Yeah,
so I have my Liza.
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JEFFREY: I love a good Liza.
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SCARLETT: And
I have Fran Drescher,
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which is my new one.
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00:15:32,874 --> 00:15:34,374
JEFFREY: Okay, so give me
some of what you've got.
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Give me a little bit
of Fran Drescher.
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SCARLETT: [Fran Drescher]
Oh, Mr. Jeffrey, ha-ha!
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00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,133
How you doing today?
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00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,732
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,852
SCARLETT: I'm like,
"Oh, my God."
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00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,492
He's looking at me like...
JEFFREY: Switch it up.
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00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:52,291
Give me a little bit
of Liza, darling.
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00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:53,511
SCARLETT: [Liza Minelli]
Well, it's fuckin' Liza.
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00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:54,891
I mean, look at this.
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00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:56,411
I've got two hairs.
I've got two wigs.
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00:15:56,511 --> 00:15:57,931
I've got some shoes
and an outfit.
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00:15:58,031 --> 00:15:59,450
It's Liza!
JEFFREY: [laughs]
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00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,250
SCARLETT: It's Liza Minelli,
you know?
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00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:03,490
How can you go wrong with Liza?
JEFFREY: Amazing.
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00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,930
Okay, so you've
done Liza before.
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00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,690
SCARLETT: Yeah.
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00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,409
JEFFREY: Ask yourself, is this
the time to take a risk,
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or is this the time
to play it safe?
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00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:13,009
Because you have been safe
in this competition
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00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:14,928
again and again and again.
SCARLETT: Yeah.
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JEFFREY: I'll just
leave you with that.
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00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:17,528
SCARLETT: Thanks, honey.
JEFFREY: Bye!
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00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:18,928
SCARLETT: I'm happy that
I made it to Snatch Game,
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00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:21,128
but I just don't know
who I'm gonna pick.
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SCARLETT: [Drescher]
Mrs. Sheffield.
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00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,127
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,767
♪
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JEFFREY: Rita Baga, so what
have we got going on here?
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RITA: She's the most
well-known French singer.
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JEFFREY: Edith Piaf.
RITA: Yes.
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00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:39,325
JEFFREY: Um, she's got
so much to work with.
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00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:41,005
RITA: I choose Edith Piaf.
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00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,565
I don't think it has
ever been done before,
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00:16:43,665 --> 00:16:45,924
a French character on the
Snatch Game and, you know,
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00:16:46,024 --> 00:16:47,764
she likes to be memorable.
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00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:50,684
RITA: People know her mostly
because she was a drug addict.
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00:16:50,784 --> 00:16:52,684
JEFFREY: Yes.
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00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:55,683
RITA: She was really miserable,
so it's easy to play with that.
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00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:59,523
But when she first started her
career, she was really sassy.
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00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:00,883
I'm gonna play with that.
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00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,682
JEFFREY: No one's done
her on Snatch Game.
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00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:04,762
RITA: I'm excited but
I'm nervous at the same time.
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00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,562
JEFFREY: Let's see what
you've got, Miss Rita Baga.
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00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:08,042
I can't wait.
Make us laugh.
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00:17:08,142 --> 00:17:08,922
RITA: I will.
JEFFREY: Bye.
468
00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:10,441
RITA: It's a promise.
469
00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,161
JEFFREY: What have
we got going on here?
470
00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:13,641
BOA: So, we have
some Cyndi Lauper.
471
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,161
JEFFREY: Uh-huh.
BOA: Rebel Wilson.
472
00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:17,360
JEFFREY: Who else?
BOA: Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
473
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,400
JEFFREY: The girl
who had fake cancer?
474
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,800
BOA: Yes.
JEFFREY: Okay, okay.
475
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,520
BOA: I really want to do it but
I don't want to be offensive,
476
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,359
so I feel like I'm playing
on a fine line here.
477
00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,319
JEFFREY: Okay.
I want to hear a little bit
of what you've got
478
00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:29,999
for Cyndi Lauper's voice.
479
00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:31,919
BOA: [Cyndi Lauper] Very
like New Yawk and cute,
480
00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:34,798
and she's got
a little something
in her throat, you know?
481
00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:37,878
JEFFREY: I don't know
if I do know.
482
00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:41,317
BOA: Jeffrey's looking at me
like, "You better don't, girl!"
483
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,757
BOA: [Lauper]
A little higher, maybe?
484
00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,797
Something like that?
Is that a little bit better?
485
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,317
JEFFREY: Okay...
486
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,356
I want to hear what you've got
for Rebel Wilson.
487
00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:49,876
BOA: So excited to
be here, Jeffrey,
488
00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:52,156
and she can do like a dab.
She does a dab.
489
00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:55,516
Maybe she could have like
a tattoo or something.
490
00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,155
And she's just stupid,
like I could just like...
491
00:17:58,255 --> 00:17:59,355
JEFFREY: Don't think
too much about it,
492
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,315
but listen to what
you're saying, okay?
493
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,315
You've got a lot of
work ahead of you.
494
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,074
I can't wait to see
what you pull together.
495
00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:06,394
You've got this.
Peace.
496
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,394
BOA: Take care.
I love you.
497
00:18:07,494 --> 00:18:09,954
JEFFREY: Bye-ee!
BOA: [sputters]
498
00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,513
JEFFREY: Hi, Lemon.
LEMON: How are you?
499
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,113
JEFFREY: So what have
we got going on here?
500
00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:16,033
LEMON: I've decided
to do JoJo Siwa
501
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,513
who is from Dance Moms.
JEFFREY: Okay.
502
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,992
LEMON: And now she is
a kind of child star.
503
00:18:21,092 --> 00:18:22,552
She's a very loud personality.
504
00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:24,792
LEMON: JoJo has so many
funny qualities about her.
505
00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:26,432
She talks superfast.
506
00:18:26,532 --> 00:18:29,351
She asks questions and then
answers them immediately.
507
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:32,111
She can't pronounce her Rs,
so I think there's a lot
508
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,471
of material that
I can work with.
509
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,950
JEFFREY: Let's talk
about the critiques.
510
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,150
How are you feeling
about everything?
511
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,070
LEMON: I'm feeling puzzlement.
512
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:39,950
I'm a little bit confused
because I'm working
my butt off,
513
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,830
and it's feeling like
I'm not doing enough.
514
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,109
JEFFREY: Hmm.
515
00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,869
LEMON: And drag
is my everything.
516
00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:47,549
Like, I thought for a long time
that dance was the only thing
517
00:18:47,649 --> 00:18:50,348
that made me happy,
and then I found this,
518
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,028
and it just changed my world.
519
00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:55,028
JEFFREY: You're really
feeling this right now, huh?
520
00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:57,108
LEMON: Yeah, I want to
prove to you guys that
521
00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,507
this matters so much to me,
522
00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:01,027
and I want to be
Canada's next drag superstar,
523
00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:02,867
and I want to show you guys
that I have everything
524
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,507
it fucking takes to do that.
525
00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:06,386
JEFFREY: I cannot wait to see
what you bring to Snatch Game.
526
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:08,586
Make us laugh.
LEMON: I can't either.
527
00:19:08,686 --> 00:19:09,786
JEFFREY: Bye.
528
00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:11,026
LEMON: After being
called a coaster,
529
00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:13,066
I know that I have
to take a huge risk,
530
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,225
and Snatch Game
is the perfect place to do that
531
00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:18,625
because if I'm gonna lose,
I'm gonna lose big.
532
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,785
♪
533
00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:23,864
JEFFREY: Ladies,
I'm going to leave you
to get into your faces
534
00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:25,344
and out of your heads.
535
00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:27,784
And tomorrow,
on the main stage,
536
00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:31,023
category is "Night of
a Thousand Celines."
537
00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:33,943
[applause & laughter]
538
00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,263
JEFFREY: And on the runway,
539
00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:37,982
we'll be joined by our
extra special guest host,
540
00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:40,462
iconic funny woman,
Mary Walsh.
541
00:19:40,562 --> 00:19:41,822
[applause & laughter]
ILONA: Oh, my God!
542
00:19:41,922 --> 00:19:43,862
JIMBO: I have watched her
since I was a little boy.
543
00:19:43,962 --> 00:19:46,381
Mary Walsh is hilarious.
544
00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:48,341
JEFFREY: Bye, girls.
QUEENS: Bye-ee.
545
00:19:48,441 --> 00:19:52,740
JEFFREY: Make us laugh.
LEMON: [laughs] Oh, fuck.
546
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,220
SCARLETT: Snatch Game,
you've gotta serve or go home.
547
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,060
SCARLETT: [Minnelli]
It's Liza!
548
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,780
It's fuckin' Liza!
Oh, my God.
549
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,579
♪
550
00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:04,019
ILONA: Oh!
551
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,019
TRACI: Hi, I'm Traci Melchor.
552
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,618
We are live
on the red carpet with SheTalk
at the Snatch Game.
553
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:13,738
♪
554
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,898
TRACI: All the stars are
out for this premiere.
555
00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:17,537
BOA: [Gypsy Rose]
I'm so excited to be here.
556
00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,257
TRACI: Are you gonna play
by the rules tonight?
557
00:20:19,357 --> 00:20:20,577
SCARLETT: [Minelli]
I make the rules, honey.
558
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,057
I'm Liza!
I'm fuckin' Liza!
559
00:20:22,157 --> 00:20:24,096
TRACI: It's the gayest
night of the year!
560
00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:25,456
RITA: [Edith Piaf]
Let's have a ménage a trois?
561
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,576
TRACI: Since last week...
562
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,516
ILONA: [Rebecca More] Lately
I've been just trying
to be a pretty good girl.
563
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,055
PRIYANKA: [Miss Cleo]
The odds are in my favour
for the low price of 3.99.
564
00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:34,135
You got some money in there?
565
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:37,375
TRACI: So let's tuck in,
and get ready for some
snatch-worthy appearances.
566
00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:38,535
BOA: There we go.
We're good, we're good.
567
00:20:38,635 --> 00:20:40,214
Oh, no!
568
00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:41,694
JIMBO: [Rivers] I haven't
been flashed this much
569
00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:43,934
since Central Park.
570
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,773
♪
571
00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:51,093
BROOKE LYNN:
Welcome to Canada's
newest game show sensation,
572
00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:53,853
the Snatch Game.
573
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,692
BROOKE LYNN: I am your host,
Brooke Lynn Hytes,
574
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,292
living proof
that if you bomb this show,
575
00:20:58,392 --> 00:21:00,612
they make you
come back and host it.
576
00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:04,251
Joining us today is Scottish-
born interior design duo,
577
00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,211
Colin and Justin.
JUSTIN: Hey, Brookers!
578
00:21:06,311 --> 00:21:07,691
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi.
How are ya?
579
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:10,011
JUSTIN: We're always
good when you're nearby.
580
00:21:10,111 --> 00:21:11,450
BROOKE LYNN: Now, you boys
have been in Canada
581
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,650
for over a decade now.
582
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,830
What do you love so much
about living here?
583
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,330
COLIN: It's a lifestyle.
584
00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:16,890
It's about getting
close to nature.
585
00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:18,489
It's about wearing plaid.
586
00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:20,169
BROOKE LYNN: What
about our wildlife?
587
00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:22,249
JUSTIN: We've seen a few
bears in our travels.
588
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,569
COLIN: And there's
a lot of beaver
589
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:25,169
in this room this evening.
JUSTIN: [laughs]
590
00:21:25,269 --> 00:21:28,208
Yes, there is.
[laughter]
591
00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:30,088
BROOKE LYNN: Let's meet
our celebrities.
592
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,568
First up, ripped from
the headlines, and her IV,
593
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,927
it's Gypsy Rose Blanchard!
594
00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:37,207
BOA: Hi, how are you?
595
00:21:37,307 --> 00:21:38,767
BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Gypsy.
How you feeling?
596
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:42,446
BOA: I'm excited, so excited
I could just kill my mother!
597
00:21:42,546 --> 00:21:45,446
♪
598
00:21:45,546 --> 00:21:48,766
BROOKE LYNN: And look
who it is!
None other than Joan Rivers!
599
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:51,205
JIMBO: Oh, Brooke Lynn,
I'm wondering what the hell
600
00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:53,885
I did for my life
to end up in the bottom
601
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:56,045
of the waste basket
with these hairballs!
602
00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,684
Oh, and I also brought Edgar.
603
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,524
I don't go anywhere
without Edgar's ashes.
604
00:22:02,624 --> 00:22:03,524
Oh!
COLIN: [laughs]
605
00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:04,844
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, my goodness.
606
00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,763
And look, from Dance Moms,
online sensation,
607
00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:09,603
it is JoJo Siwa!
608
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,603
LEMON: Hey, how's it goin'?
I'm so excited to be here.
609
00:22:11,703 --> 00:22:13,002
This is the best day
of my whole life!
610
00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,442
Just legit the best day ever!
611
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,642
I am so excited to be here
at the Snatch Game.
612
00:22:16,742 --> 00:22:18,642
I'm so excited
to live my truth.
613
00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:20,362
BROOKE LYNN: And what
truth would that be?
614
00:22:20,462 --> 00:22:22,241
LEMON: That I can't
pronounce my Rs.
615
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,201
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.
616
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,801
LEMON: Thank you, Brooke Lynn!
617
00:22:25,901 --> 00:22:27,961
BROOKE LYNN: And it is
everybody's favourite
618
00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:30,120
TV psychic, Miss Cleo.
619
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,960
PRIYANKA: Call me now!
620
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,600
BROOKE LYNN: Miss Cleo, can
you tell me what I'm thinking
621
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,880
right now?
622
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,759
PRIYANKA: Hmm, you're
thinking about...
623
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:41,479
some snatch for taste later.
624
00:22:41,579 --> 00:22:42,679
BROOKE LYNN: What
does that mean?
625
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,118
PRIYANKA: It means
you suck a pom-pom.
626
00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:46,558
BROOKE LYNN: What's a pom-pom?
627
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,478
PRIYANKA: Look under
the dance belt.
628
00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:50,558
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, got it.
629
00:22:50,658 --> 00:22:52,997
Ha-ha-ha-ha.
630
00:22:53,097 --> 00:22:57,317
And, oh, my stars,
legendary French chanteuse,
631
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,557
Edith Piaf!
632
00:22:58,657 --> 00:23:00,396
RITA: Thank you.
Thank you so much.
633
00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:01,956
BROOKE LYNN: You look
a little hunched over.
634
00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,436
RITA: Oh, just a little bit.
I've been sleeping, you know?
635
00:23:04,536 --> 00:23:05,716
BROOKE LYNN: For
how many years now?
636
00:23:05,816 --> 00:23:07,515
RITA: Oh, too much, my baby.
637
00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:09,015
BROOKE LYNN: Now, you know
you can't smoke in here, right?
638
00:23:09,095 --> 00:23:10,635
RITA: Okay.
639
00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:13,675
♪
640
00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:16,394
BROOKE LYNN: And next to Edith,
it's singer, actor,
641
00:23:16,494 --> 00:23:19,234
Judy's daughter,
it's Liza with a zed.
642
00:23:19,334 --> 00:23:21,074
SCARLETT: It's Liza.
She's here.
643
00:23:21,174 --> 00:23:22,674
Hello, hello, hello!
How are you, Brooke?
644
00:23:22,774 --> 00:23:24,393
What'd going on?
BROOKE LYNN: I'm great.
645
00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:26,473
You know, I would love to
see you and JoJo in a fight.
646
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,673
SCARLETT: Oh, God, well,
if she keeps it up,
647
00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:30,633
we're gonna have one,
honey, because she needs
648
00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:32,312
a fucking Ritalin,
and I need a goddamn nap,
649
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,792
after I heard that one go on.
650
00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:35,952
LEMON: It would be one
hell of a dance battle.
651
00:23:36,052 --> 00:23:37,312
SCARLETT: Here she goes!
Here she goes!
652
00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:38,671
Okay.
653
00:23:38,771 --> 00:23:40,071
These kids don't know
talent if it hit them.
654
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:42,991
BROOKE LYNN: Up next,
it's Miss Mariah Carey.
655
00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:44,871
KIARA: Hi, Brooke.
BROOKE LYNN: How are you?
656
00:23:44,971 --> 00:23:46,231
KIARA: I'm good.
I'm good.
657
00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:48,510
Just feels like Christmas.
I'm very excited.
658
00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:49,990
BROOKE LYNN: How are the twins?
659
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,230
KIARA: The twins
are really great.
660
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,509
BROOKE LYNN: And your kids?
661
00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:56,149
Okay, alright.
662
00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,509
Well, it's good
to have you here.
663
00:23:57,609 --> 00:23:58,989
KIARA: Hi, guys.
664
00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:02,748
BROOKE LYNN: Look who it is,
porn star, Rebecca More.
665
00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:04,868
ILONA: Yes, I'm a fucking
cock destroyer.
666
00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:07,468
BROOKE LYNN: Is this your
first time on a game show?
667
00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:10,507
ILONA: You know,
Brooke Lynn, yes.
668
00:24:10,607 --> 00:24:11,947
It is.
669
00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:14,227
[laughter]
670
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:17,826
BROOKE LYNN: I love a quick,
short, concise answer.
671
00:24:17,926 --> 00:24:19,586
COLIN: Where's Anne Murray?
672
00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:23,066
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
let's play the Snatch Game!
673
00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,826
ILONA: Fuckin' love snatch.
674
00:24:24,926 --> 00:24:26,045
BROOKE LYNN: Let's get
to our first question.
675
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,625
Here it is.
676
00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:31,585
Colin, dumb Debra is so dumb,
instead of gravy,
677
00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:34,624
she puts blank on her poutine.
678
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,624
♪
679
00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:39,504
COLIN: She puts
custard on her poutine.
680
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:40,943
JUSTIN: Custard?
BROOKE LYNN: Custard?
681
00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:42,463
COLIN: Yeah, 'cause she's dumb
and it's not gravy.
682
00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:44,143
BROOKE LYNN: Custard.
Let's see if we have a match.
683
00:24:44,243 --> 00:24:45,623
Let's go to Liza.
684
00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:48,423
Dumb Debra is so dumb,
she puts what on her poutine?
685
00:24:48,523 --> 00:24:50,942
SCARLETT: I put liquor.
BROOKE LYNN: Liquor.
686
00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,422
SCARLETT: Because if there's
one thing my mother taught me,
687
00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:55,462
it's how to take a drink
and a bottle of pills
688
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,621
in the same swig.
689
00:24:57,721 --> 00:24:59,181
KIARA: Scarlett's doing
a good job on Liza Minnelli.
690
00:24:59,281 --> 00:25:01,541
For a character she
pulled off like last minute,
691
00:25:01,641 --> 00:25:02,941
like she's doing great.
692
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,580
SCARLETT: Rest in peace, Judy.
693
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,020
BROOKE LYNN: You never
stood a chance, did you?
694
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,620
SCARLETT: I never did.
But look at me now!
695
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,500
I'm fuckin' Liza!
696
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,779
BROOKE LYNN: Miss Cleo.
PRIYANKA: Me know Debra.
697
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,379
BROOKE LYNN: Uh-huh.
698
00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:16,379
PRIYANKA: And she put bleach
because she's so dutty,
699
00:25:16,479 --> 00:25:18,539
she wants to clean
she inside out.
700
00:25:18,639 --> 00:25:20,378
She dumb.
She stupid.
701
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,098
BROOKE LYNN: Well,
because you're psychic,
702
00:25:22,198 --> 00:25:25,058
I expected you would
make a match with Colin.
703
00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:27,258
PRIYANKA: Hmm.
704
00:25:27,358 --> 00:25:28,377
Oops.
705
00:25:28,477 --> 00:25:29,617
BROOKE LYNN: Okay.
706
00:25:29,717 --> 00:25:31,657
RITA: Priyanka,
are you sleeping?
707
00:25:31,757 --> 00:25:33,097
What's happening?
708
00:25:33,197 --> 00:25:35,736
Well, I'm not sure
about this Miss Cleo.
709
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:38,856
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, up next,
let's go to JoJo Siwa.
710
00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:40,976
LEMON: Well, you know,
I don't know Debra,
711
00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:43,975
but I don't like
to bully people
'cause I get bullied a lot,
712
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,055
so I just wrote
maybe it's your hair
713
00:25:46,155 --> 00:25:48,575
that keeps falling out--
uh, "haiw."
714
00:25:48,675 --> 00:25:51,934
[laughter]
715
00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,654
BROOKE LYNN: That
is pronounced haiw .
716
00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:55,334
COLIN: Haiw.
717
00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:56,974
LEMON: Yeah, I put hair
on everything I eat,
718
00:25:57,074 --> 00:25:58,414
even if it's not on purpose.
719
00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,733
SCARLETT: Did anybody
understand any of that?
720
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:03,133
Did anybody understand
any of that? [laughter]
721
00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,173
ILONA: She needs
a fucking translator.
722
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,452
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
Joan Rivers.
723
00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:09,092
JIMBO: Okay, let's do it.
724
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,892
BROOKE LYNN: What was
Dumb Debra put on her poutine?
725
00:26:10,992 --> 00:26:13,252
JIMBO: I said ashes.
726
00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:16,251
I like ashes everywhere,
in the morning on my breakfast.
727
00:26:16,351 --> 00:26:18,531
Oh, I'll sprinkle it
on the answer.
728
00:26:18,631 --> 00:26:21,011
[laughter]
JIMBO: Just one second.
729
00:26:21,111 --> 00:26:23,610
Oh, oh, gawd.
[laughter]
730
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:25,330
JIMBO: Just a bit of ashes.
731
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:27,170
BROOKE LYNN: Next
question, here it is.
732
00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:28,490
Justin.
JUSTIN: Brooke Lynn.
733
00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:31,249
BROOKE LYNN: Jeffrey
Bowyer-Chapman is such a babe,
734
00:26:31,349 --> 00:26:35,929
his fans are always
sending him blank.
735
00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,808
Justin?
JUSTIN: Diapers!
736
00:26:37,908 --> 00:26:39,248
BROOKE LYNN: Okay.
737
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,328
Let's start with
Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
738
00:26:41,428 --> 00:26:43,768
BOA: I said money!
JUSTIN: Oh!
739
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:46,767
BOA: My fans send me money
for my health and stuff,
740
00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:50,767
but we're in Canada, so I just
spend it on computers, wigs,
741
00:26:50,867 --> 00:26:53,806
costumes, and other things
just to impress the boys.
742
00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:56,126
JIMBO: You should use some
of that money to fix that face.
743
00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:59,446
Jesus Christ, that's a face
only a mother could love.
744
00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:01,965
BOA: I will stab you, bitch.
JIMBO: Oh, Christ.
745
00:27:02,065 --> 00:27:04,925
I would love to be murdered
beside this dumb bitch.
746
00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,525
LEMON: Yo, wassup?
747
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,885
BROOKE LYNN: Just
out of curiosity,
748
00:27:07,985 --> 00:27:09,604
how did you kill your mother?
749
00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:11,604
BOA: Well...
750
00:27:11,704 --> 00:27:13,564
JIMBO: She ate her!
Look at this fat bitch.
751
00:27:13,664 --> 00:27:15,764
[laughter]
752
00:27:15,864 --> 00:27:17,203
[sound of something dropping]
753
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,563
JIMBO: Oh gawd, I'm sorry.
That was my vagina.
754
00:27:19,663 --> 00:27:22,163
ILONA: Jimbo as Joan Rivers,
oh, my gosh,
Jimbo's killing it.
755
00:27:22,263 --> 00:27:24,522
I almost break
character laughing.
756
00:27:24,622 --> 00:27:25,922
BOA: You okay?
757
00:27:26,022 --> 00:27:28,402
JIMBO: Oh gawd, it's just
my vagina, it drops.
758
00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:30,922
ILONA: Oh, Jimbo did so good.
759
00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:33,041
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, up next.
Edith Piaf.
760
00:27:33,141 --> 00:27:35,761
RITA: I don't have any answer,
but I might sing
a song for you.
761
00:27:35,861 --> 00:27:36,961
BROOKE LYNN: Absolutely.
762
00:27:37,061 --> 00:27:38,801
JUSTIN: I would love a song.
763
00:27:38,901 --> 00:27:40,520
JIMBO: Here we go.
764
00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,440
Kill me now.
765
00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,840
RITA: Now...
766
00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,960
This will be my final act.
767
00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:49,039
Thank you.
[laughter]
768
00:27:49,139 --> 00:27:51,119
JUSTIN: Impressive stuff.
769
00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:52,639
BROOKE LYNN: That
was so beautiful.
770
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,319
RITA: I'm feeling very sleepy.
771
00:27:54,419 --> 00:27:56,158
BROOKE LYNN: Okay.
RITA: These bitches are boring.
772
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,998
[laughter]
773
00:27:58,098 --> 00:27:59,518
BROOKE LYNN: Mimi,
774
00:27:59,618 --> 00:28:01,318
what do Jeffrey
Bowyer-Chapman's
fans send him?
775
00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,757
KIARA: I would love
to get Christmas presents
776
00:28:03,857 --> 00:28:04,997
all year long, honey.
777
00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,317
SCARLETT: Oh, God,
here we go again.
778
00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:07,517
KIARA: Mm-hm.
Did you buy my new album?
779
00:28:07,617 --> 00:28:09,237
BROOKE LYNN: No.
What's it called?
780
00:28:09,337 --> 00:28:11,756
KIARA: It's called "Honey,
This is Christmas, Baby."
781
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,236
SCARLETT: Oh, God.
782
00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:14,476
BROOKE LYNN: It's called
Honey, apostrophe,
783
00:28:14,576 --> 00:28:16,076
This is Christmas, Baby?
KIARA: Oh, yes, honey.
784
00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:20,275
LEMON: Kiara's Mimi is...
not quite it.
785
00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,035
BROOKE LYNN: I'll be sure
to look for it at Wal-Mart.
786
00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,315
KIARA: Thank you.
LEMON: You need a punchline.
787
00:28:23,415 --> 00:28:26,355
You can't just say
a bunch of sentences.
788
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,554
BROOKE LYNN: Up next,
we have Rebecca More.
789
00:28:28,654 --> 00:28:30,794
ILONA: I'm trying to
keep a little bit PG,
790
00:28:30,894 --> 00:28:33,674
so I can get a little bit
more family-friendly gigs.
791
00:28:33,774 --> 00:28:37,593
BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hmm.
ILONA: So I said
"chicken pics."
792
00:28:37,693 --> 00:28:40,193
[laughter]
793
00:28:40,293 --> 00:28:41,713
BROOKE LYNN: Instead
of "dick pics."
794
00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:43,312
ILONA: Chicken pics.
795
00:28:43,412 --> 00:28:45,312
BROOKE LYNN: Or we could say
"cock pics" even, maybe?
796
00:28:45,412 --> 00:28:47,472
ILONA: You like fucking cock,
Brooke Lynn?
797
00:28:47,572 --> 00:28:48,812
BROOKE LYNN: Could you
do me a favour and spell out
798
00:28:48,892 --> 00:28:50,551
how you pronounce cock?
799
00:28:50,651 --> 00:28:53,631
Because I'm very curious to
see what that looks like.
800
00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:55,511
ILONA: C...
801
00:28:55,611 --> 00:29:00,470
Ock .
[laughter]
802
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,750
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, Joan.
803
00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:04,270
JIMBO: I just wrote "help".
804
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,309
Melissa, if you're
watching this,
805
00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:08,549
get me the hell out of here.
806
00:29:08,649 --> 00:29:12,109
I keep clicking my goddamn
heels together like Judy.
807
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,388
SCARLETT: Don't you talk
about my mother like that!
808
00:29:14,488 --> 00:29:16,948
JIMBO: Your mother and I
invented the Snatch Game, okay?
809
00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,388
You miss your mother?
Smell my goddamn fingers.
810
00:29:19,488 --> 00:29:20,828
[laughter]
811
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,587
SCARLETT: Get your
fingers out of my face!
812
00:29:22,687 --> 00:29:24,627
ILONA: I'll fuckin'
smell your fingers, yeah.
813
00:29:24,727 --> 00:29:26,227
JIMBO: Oh, my God!
814
00:29:26,327 --> 00:29:29,306
BROOKE LYNN: We really
should move on, ladies.
815
00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:31,586
JIMBO: Someone have
my finger removed.
816
00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:34,066
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, enough.
You are all wrong.
817
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,546
ILONA: You fuckin' like that?
818
00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:38,585
BROOKE LYNN: Okay,
Colin, it's back to you.
819
00:29:38,685 --> 00:29:41,745
Freaky Franny is so freaky,
when she pole dances,
820
00:29:41,845 --> 00:29:45,104
she uses a blank.
821
00:29:45,204 --> 00:29:47,384
COLIN: A hockey stick.
JUSTIN: Yes!
822
00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:49,064
BROOKE LYNN: JoJo,
I'm sure you have an answer.
823
00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,664
LEMON: I sure do got an answer.
824
00:29:50,764 --> 00:29:53,303
The way I pole dance,
which I love to dance,
825
00:29:53,403 --> 00:29:57,583
I always do it on a Pixie Stick
filled with cocaine.
826
00:29:57,683 --> 00:29:59,223
[laughter]
827
00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:00,562
RITA: I would like
to have some.
LEMON: Thanks, Joan.
828
00:30:00,642 --> 00:30:02,542
I'm having the best time
ever here at the Snatch Game.
829
00:30:02,642 --> 00:30:04,622
How are you feeling?
'Cause I'm feeling really good.
830
00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:06,302
This is great!
'Ey!
831
00:30:06,402 --> 00:30:08,741
SCARLETT: Someone get that
child an Adderall or something.
832
00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:11,421
BROOKE LYNN: Up next,
Mariah Carey.
833
00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,501
KIARA: As artists,
it's important to remember
834
00:30:13,601 --> 00:30:16,180
that we always dance
with our emotions.
835
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,020
BROOKE LYNN: So, what
is your answer, Mimi?
836
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,220
KIARA: Emotions.
837
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,420
BROOKE LYNN: Emotions.
Okay, thank you.
838
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,219
Liza?
839
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:25,599
SCARLETT: Well, I don't know
much about dancing on poles,
840
00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:27,979
so I just put "new wig"
because when you're tired
841
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:30,619
of your shitty old one,
just throw on a new one,
842
00:30:30,719 --> 00:30:33,618
and you'll be good to go!
[laughter]
843
00:30:33,718 --> 00:30:36,738
SCARLETT: Good to go,
darling, good to go!
844
00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:39,417
BROOKE LYNN: Edith, my dear,
what did you write down?
845
00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:42,937
RITA: So I just
write down "magic."
846
00:30:43,037 --> 00:30:45,937
You know, just
like these pills, it's magical.
[snoring]
847
00:30:46,037 --> 00:30:47,336
[laughter]
848
00:30:47,436 --> 00:30:48,936
BROOKE LYNN: Edith,
Edith, wake up.
849
00:30:49,036 --> 00:30:50,536
RITA: Where the fuck are we?
850
00:30:50,636 --> 00:30:52,496
[laughter]
851
00:30:52,596 --> 00:30:54,576
LEMON: Rita is so in character,
852
00:30:54,676 --> 00:30:57,735
and I am living for Edith Piaf.
853
00:30:57,835 --> 00:30:59,455
SCARLETT: Tell her
to go back to bed.
854
00:30:59,555 --> 00:31:01,535
BROOKE LYNN: I'm sorry,
but that's not a match.
855
00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:03,294
[Rita snoring]
856
00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:04,694
BROOKE LYNN: Alright,
this may be a huge mistake,
857
00:31:04,794 --> 00:31:06,894
but I have one more question.
858
00:31:06,994 --> 00:31:10,293
Colin, the surgeon said,
"This queen I'm operating on
859
00:31:10,393 --> 00:31:11,933
"must be a magician.
860
00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:17,173
"When I reached in to pull out
her appendix, I got a blank."
861
00:31:17,273 --> 00:31:18,652
COLIN: A white rabbit.
[laughter]
862
00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,572
PRIYANKA: I'm sitting
there looking around,
863
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:22,492
being like, "Oh,
all these girls are gonna
864
00:31:22,592 --> 00:31:24,492
"come with funny answers.
What am I gonna do?"
865
00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,171
BROOKE LYNN: Let's see
how many matches you got.
866
00:31:26,271 --> 00:31:27,691
Okay, celebrities.
867
00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:29,811
Miss Cleo.
SCARLETT: Oh, God.
868
00:31:29,911 --> 00:31:33,051
PRIYANKA: Listen, Miss Cleo
knows all and she sees all.
869
00:31:33,151 --> 00:31:34,730
BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm,
except for everything.
870
00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:36,050
[laughter]
871
00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:37,970
PRIYANKA: I said
"a bottle of rum,"
872
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,850
because them queens
love to drink.
873
00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:43,049
♪
874
00:31:43,149 --> 00:31:45,089
SCARLETT: Can someone
get me a drink, please?
875
00:31:45,189 --> 00:31:48,449
PRIYANKA: I'm so bad,
oh, my God!
876
00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:50,328
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, no match.
877
00:31:50,428 --> 00:31:53,288
Um, Edith?
878
00:31:53,388 --> 00:31:56,488
Instead of an appendix,
what did the surgeon pull out?
879
00:31:56,588 --> 00:31:58,847
RITA: I just wrote "coffin."
[laughter]
880
00:31:58,947 --> 00:32:00,207
BROOKE LYNN:
He pulled a coffin?
881
00:32:00,307 --> 00:32:03,287
RITA: Can you please
bring me my coffin back?
882
00:32:03,387 --> 00:32:05,246
I am tired of this shit show.
[laughter]
883
00:32:05,346 --> 00:32:06,806
BROOKE LYNN: Unfortunately,
not a match,
884
00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:08,686
but we will get working
on that coffin for you.
885
00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:10,806
[laughter]
886
00:32:10,906 --> 00:32:13,365
KIARA: A bottle of champagne
because I need a drink.
887
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,445
ILONA: Share
that fucking drink.
888
00:32:14,545 --> 00:32:15,805
KIARA: I don't want
to share it.
889
00:32:15,905 --> 00:32:17,965
I want one.
SCARLETT: I think we lost one.
890
00:32:18,065 --> 00:32:20,844
BROOKE LYNN: And that is all
the time we have for today!
891
00:32:20,944 --> 00:32:23,124
And the winner of
the Snatch Game is
892
00:32:23,224 --> 00:32:25,524
the town of Dildo,
Newfoundland!
893
00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:27,284
JIMBO: Oh, gawd.
894
00:32:27,384 --> 00:32:28,783
BROOKE LYNN: Colin and Justin,
thanks so much for playing,
895
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:32,603
and we will see you next
time on the Snatch Game.
896
00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:36,202
♪
897
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:39,402
♪
898
00:32:39,502 --> 00:32:42,522
♪
899
00:32:42,622 --> 00:32:44,321
♪
900
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,361
BOA: Ooh, we're here!
901
00:32:46,461 --> 00:32:49,401
SCARLETT: We're here
to make it clear.
902
00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:52,200
BOA: So, ladies,
we are the first ever queens to
do Snatch Game
903
00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,360
on Canada's Drag Race!
[all cheering]
904
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:56,960
SCARLETT: I feel like
that was an iconic
905
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,399
Canadian her-story moment.
906
00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,759
PRIYANKA: I feel like I made
history with the worst
907
00:33:01,859 --> 00:33:03,959
Canadian Snatch Game ever!
908
00:33:04,059 --> 00:33:06,239
ILONA: Priyanka, can you
stop playing the victim?
909
00:33:06,339 --> 00:33:10,038
[oohing & laughter]
910
00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:11,278
SCARLETT: How are you feeling?
911
00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:12,998
Are you feeling
a little nervous?
912
00:33:13,098 --> 00:33:14,837
KIARA: I'm good with improv
when I make my own characters
913
00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:16,677
and when I feel some freedom.
914
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,797
But I feel like,
with Mariah, I had
to like really stick to it
915
00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:20,237
and didn't know how
to get out of it,
916
00:33:20,337 --> 00:33:22,157
and how to make people laugh.
917
00:33:22,257 --> 00:33:24,196
KIARA: I regret that
I didn't do a good job
at the Snatch Game,
918
00:33:24,296 --> 00:33:26,276
so I'm gonna do my best
on the runway,
919
00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:28,116
and do my best to
stay in the competition.
920
00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:29,476
KIARA: Yeah.
921
00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:32,075
SCARLETT: So, guys,
I'm so excited
922
00:33:32,175 --> 00:33:34,915
it's Night of
a Thousand Celines!
923
00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:37,235
[all cheering]
924
00:33:37,335 --> 00:33:40,234
SCARLETT: Let's do it!
925
00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:42,594
♪
926
00:33:42,694 --> 00:33:45,234
♪
927
00:33:45,334 --> 00:33:47,153
ILONA: I hope I make
Celine Dion proud.
928
00:33:47,253 --> 00:33:49,833
SCARLETT: We better.
[laughter]
929
00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:52,713
LEMON: So, Jimbo,
how do you feel
like you did in Snatch Game?
930
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:54,352
JIMBO: Uh, I had so much fun.
931
00:33:54,452 --> 00:33:56,272
LEMON: I thought
you were so good.
932
00:33:56,372 --> 00:33:58,192
JIMBO: Doing that
is my favourite thing.
933
00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:01,032
JIMBO: I love
when people laugh,
and I love making people laugh.
934
00:34:01,132 --> 00:34:03,671
JIMBO: It was funny
to see like the key
to Brooke Lynn's humour.
935
00:34:03,771 --> 00:34:05,671
You know when you hear that
sound that's like inescapable.
936
00:34:05,771 --> 00:34:07,231
LEMON: Yeah.
937
00:34:07,331 --> 00:34:11,190
JIMBO: My childhood
was really chaotic.
938
00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:14,310
When I was in school,
I was judged so much
939
00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:17,189
about being gay or feminine.
940
00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,749
I was very awkward.
941
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,309
I had no friends.
942
00:34:20,409 --> 00:34:23,509
I wore different
clothes than other people.
943
00:34:23,609 --> 00:34:25,868
I was interested in different
things than other people
944
00:34:25,968 --> 00:34:27,748
and I didn't really fit in.
945
00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:31,228
But in grade 10,
I was on the bus,
946
00:34:31,328 --> 00:34:34,747
I made a joke,
and everyone laughed.
947
00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:38,027
Being myself in that moment
paid off, and from that moment,
948
00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:40,946
I started to just rely
on my sense of humour
949
00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:44,226
and to be more myself,
and I was able to make friends.
950
00:34:44,326 --> 00:34:48,465
It's a really powerful
message to show people that
951
00:34:48,565 --> 00:34:53,425
you can be stepped on
but you can rise up.
952
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,425
PRIYANKA: Kiara?
KIARA: Yes?
953
00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:56,604
PRIYANKA: Does your dad
know you do drag?
954
00:34:56,684 --> 00:34:58,424
KIARA: My stepdad, yeah.
955
00:34:58,524 --> 00:35:00,184
PRIYANKA: Okay.
What about your...?
956
00:35:00,284 --> 00:35:02,744
KIARA: My biological dad,
like my parents
957
00:35:02,844 --> 00:35:04,543
separated when I was three.
958
00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:06,023
I was not
really close with him.
959
00:35:06,123 --> 00:35:07,623
PRIYANKA: Okay.
960
00:35:07,723 --> 00:35:09,823
KIARA: Like he wanted me to,
you know, have like a--
961
00:35:09,923 --> 00:35:12,142
like a...
PRIYANKA: Man job?
962
00:35:12,242 --> 00:35:13,502
KIARA: Yeah, a man job
or whatever,
963
00:35:13,602 --> 00:35:15,102
and I never felt like that.
964
00:35:15,202 --> 00:35:18,142
You know, I always wanted
to have like his approval,
965
00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,781
in a way,
but I never really like...
966
00:35:19,881 --> 00:35:20,981
PRIYANKA: Got it?
KIARA: ...got it.
967
00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:22,581
KIARA: I feel like
everybody wants approval
968
00:35:22,681 --> 00:35:23,861
from their parents.
969
00:35:23,961 --> 00:35:26,021
It's just natural, I think.
970
00:35:26,121 --> 00:35:27,660
KIARA: If I'm
successful at what I do,
971
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,220
I feel like he will be happy.
972
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,340
KIARA: Drag is an art,
like any other,
973
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,539
so I just hope that he sees it
as not just like a hobby
974
00:35:35,639 --> 00:35:38,619
but really like
a passion and a career.
975
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,339
BOA: I'm gonna make
Celine so proud.
976
00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,699
Are you guys?
[all cheering]
977
00:35:41,799 --> 00:35:43,378
SCARLETT: Oh, yeah.
978
00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:44,758
This is the one runway
that none of us can fuck up
979
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,858
because we're Canadian.
980
00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:48,498
LEMON: And Brooke Lynn
did it already.
981
00:35:48,598 --> 00:35:51,417
[laughter]
982
00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,617
♪
983
00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:58,416
♪
984
00:35:58,516 --> 00:36:02,936
♪
985
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:06,335
♪
986
00:36:06,435 --> 00:36:10,055
♪ Covergirl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
987
00:36:10,155 --> 00:36:11,615
♪ Head to toe
let your whole body talk ♪
988
00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:14,294
JEFFREY: Oh, she's going
that way. [laughs]
989
00:36:14,394 --> 00:36:15,974
♪ And what? ♪
990
00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,294
[applause]
991
00:36:18,394 --> 00:36:22,133
MARY: Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.
992
00:36:22,233 --> 00:36:25,253
I'm Mary Walsh,
and I am over the moon thrilled
993
00:36:25,353 --> 00:36:27,533
to be the extra
special guest host.
994
00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:28,893
[applause]
995
00:36:28,993 --> 00:36:30,932
MARY: Stacey McKenzie,
there you are.
996
00:36:31,032 --> 00:36:34,812
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
you are so cute.
997
00:36:34,912 --> 00:36:37,931
Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes,
have you ever tasted
cod tongue?
998
00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,131
BROOKE LYNN: [laughs]
I'm sorry.
999
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,531
I don't speak
East Coast lesbian.
1000
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,411
[laughter]
1001
00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:44,931
MARY: This week, the queens
were challenged to give us
1002
00:36:45,031 --> 00:36:48,010
their best celebrity
impressions in Canada's
1003
00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,570
very first Snatch Game.
1004
00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:52,050
And tonight, on the runway,
1005
00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:56,049
category is "Night of
a Thousand Celines."
1006
00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:59,089
Gentlemen, start your engines,
1007
00:36:59,189 --> 00:37:02,968
and may the best woman win!
1008
00:37:03,068 --> 00:37:07,728
♪
1009
00:37:07,828 --> 00:37:09,607
MARY: First up, Boa.
1010
00:37:09,707 --> 00:37:12,447
BROOKE LYNN: Fringe, fringe,
fringe across the board.
1011
00:37:12,547 --> 00:37:15,007
BOA: This look is inspired
by Celine at the Met Gala.
1012
00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,326
I am serving car wash
realness in this gorgeous
1013
00:37:17,426 --> 00:37:18,926
feather headpiece,
and this almost
1014
00:37:19,026 --> 00:37:20,366
floor-length fringe.
1015
00:37:20,466 --> 00:37:22,686
Do you need a wash?
Full service, honey.
1016
00:37:22,786 --> 00:37:25,085
JEFFREY: No headdress
for the wicked.
1017
00:37:25,185 --> 00:37:26,845
MARY: Shave your armpits.
[laughter]
1018
00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,165
MARY: Next up, Scarlett BoBo.
1019
00:37:29,265 --> 00:37:30,685
STACEY: Poof, there it is.
1020
00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:32,764
BROOKE LYNN: Satin-her?
I don't even know her.
1021
00:37:32,864 --> 00:37:35,524
SCARLETT: I'm honouring Celine
Dion with my Paris Fashion Week
1022
00:37:35,624 --> 00:37:38,764
bedtime eleganza.
1023
00:37:38,864 --> 00:37:40,363
JEFFREY: Oh, it's so
hard to get out of bed.
1024
00:37:40,463 --> 00:37:42,243
BROOKE LYNN: Just
take it with you.
1025
00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:45,363
SCARLETT: I'm serving you soft
face, this cute little bun,
1026
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,243
this elegant,
off-the-shoulder dress.
1027
00:37:47,343 --> 00:37:51,082
I'm like, "Oh, look at
my glittery collarbones."
1028
00:37:51,182 --> 00:37:52,322
MARY: Kiara.
1029
00:37:52,422 --> 00:37:54,642
JEFFREY: Ruffles
all dressed, bitch.
1030
00:37:54,742 --> 00:37:56,281
STACEY: A new gay has come.
1031
00:37:56,381 --> 00:38:00,681
KIARA: Tonight, the fantasy is
Celine album release realness.
1032
00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:02,801
I am serving
legs on the runway.
1033
00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:04,120
I'm serving ruffles.
1034
00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:06,560
I'm feeling sexy
in this ponytail.
1035
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:09,720
BROOKE LYNN: A French exit.
JUDGES: Au revoir .
1036
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,279
STACEY: Sortie.
1037
00:38:11,379 --> 00:38:12,719
MARY: Rita Baga.
1038
00:38:12,819 --> 00:38:14,919
BROOKE LYNN: I will
sell this house today.
1039
00:38:15,019 --> 00:38:19,198
RITA: The inspiration is Celine
before and after the fame.
1040
00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:22,998
I'm serving you '80s
ugly realness, and ooh,
1041
00:38:23,098 --> 00:38:24,638
a little reveal.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
1042
00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,117
RITA: She's wearing
a black sequin dress.
1043
00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:28,357
She looks lovely.
1044
00:38:28,457 --> 00:38:30,797
JEFFREY: Her heart
does go on, and on...
1045
00:38:30,897 --> 00:38:32,197
JEFFREY & MARY: ...and on.
1046
00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,076
RITA: She's strutting.
She's walking.
1047
00:38:34,176 --> 00:38:36,876
She's goofing all around,
just like the Celine we know.
1048
00:38:36,976 --> 00:38:38,396
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
the duck walk of shame.
1049
00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:39,676
I know it well.
1050
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,196
MARY: Jimbo.
1051
00:38:41,296 --> 00:38:43,115
JEFFREY: Oh!
MARY: Oh!
1052
00:38:43,215 --> 00:38:46,315
JIMBO: I am inspired by
Celine Dion Paris Fashion Week.
1053
00:38:46,415 --> 00:38:48,595
MARY: Drill sergeant
Celine Dion.
1054
00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:51,314
BROOKE LYNN: Drive all night
and drop and give them 20.
1055
00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:53,194
JIMBO: I'm sparkling
from head to toe,
1056
00:38:53,294 --> 00:38:55,114
showing off my
rhinestone glasses
1057
00:38:55,214 --> 00:38:56,474
and my rhinestone shoulders.
1058
00:38:56,574 --> 00:38:58,753
I've just escaped from
Celine Dion boot camp,
1059
00:38:58,853 --> 00:39:00,713
and I'm here
to serve you fashion.
1060
00:39:00,813 --> 00:39:02,753
STACEY: Are those shoulders
the Dion quintuplets?
1061
00:39:02,853 --> 00:39:04,633
[laughter]
1062
00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,672
MARY: Next is Lemon.
1063
00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:10,312
LEMON: I am serving you
her 1998 Oscars performance,
1064
00:39:10,412 --> 00:39:12,032
where she won an Oscar.
1065
00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:14,991
BROOKE LYNN: Queer, far,
wherever you are.
1066
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,991
LEMON: I feel gorgeous
in this dress,
1067
00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:19,671
and I feel like I am
the heart of the ocean.
1068
00:39:19,771 --> 00:39:21,990
Didn't the old lady drop it
in the ocean in the end?
1069
00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:25,270
Well, baby, I went down
and got it for you.
1070
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:28,589
MARY: Next up, Ilona Verley.
1071
00:39:28,689 --> 00:39:32,229
ILONA: I'm doing Celine Dion
and Elsa Schiaparelli, 2017.
1072
00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:35,229
I want to show the judges that
I can walk in an actual heel.
1073
00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,468
I'm giving you
"find the life alert
1074
00:39:37,568 --> 00:39:39,028
'cause I'm about to drop dead
in these fucking shoes."
1075
00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:41,108
BROOKE LYNN: My EKG machine
just says "slut."
1076
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,028
ILONA: She's rhinestoned.
She's glistening.
1077
00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:45,107
She's letting
the judges have it.
1078
00:39:45,207 --> 00:39:47,947
MARY: Is she wearing
a life jacket on her bottom?
1079
00:39:48,047 --> 00:39:50,027
MARY: And Priyanka.
1080
00:39:50,127 --> 00:39:51,387
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
here comes the bride.
1081
00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:53,266
MARY: Oh!
1082
00:39:53,366 --> 00:39:55,426
PRIYANKA: Look at
this wedding dress!
1083
00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:59,066
It is the exact replica
of the one she wore.
1084
00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:02,185
STACEY: She's father
and the bride.
1085
00:40:02,285 --> 00:40:03,985
PRIYANKA: And shablam,
there's another dress
1086
00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:05,585
under the wedding dress!
1087
00:40:05,685 --> 00:40:07,864
I am serving her
icon award dress.
1088
00:40:07,964 --> 00:40:08,984
Thank you so much.
1089
00:40:09,084 --> 00:40:11,144
Thank you and goodnight.
1090
00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:14,784
♪
1091
00:40:14,884 --> 00:40:16,943
♪
1092
00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:19,543
MARY: Well, welcome, ladies.
1093
00:40:19,643 --> 00:40:22,543
STACEY: Based on your
performance in the Snatch Game,
1094
00:40:22,643 --> 00:40:26,982
and your runway presentation,
we've made some decisions.
1095
00:40:27,082 --> 00:40:30,302
When I call your name,
please step forward.
1096
00:40:30,402 --> 00:40:32,741
Ilona Verley...
1097
00:40:32,841 --> 00:40:35,701
Scarlett BoBo...
1098
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:38,061
You are both safe.
1099
00:40:38,161 --> 00:40:41,500
You may leave the stage
and head back to the workroom.
1100
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,500
♪
1101
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,779
STACEY: Ladies, you represent
the tops and the bottoms
1102
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,659
of this week.
1103
00:40:50,759 --> 00:40:53,379
♪
1104
00:40:53,479 --> 00:40:56,698
MARY: It's now time
for the judges' critiques.
1105
00:40:56,798 --> 00:40:58,498
STACEY: First up, Boa.
1106
00:40:58,598 --> 00:41:00,298
Brooke Lynn, what did
you think of her performance
1107
00:41:00,398 --> 00:41:01,818
on Snatch Game?
1108
00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,217
BROOKE LYNN: It wasn't as good
as I wanted you to be.
1109
00:41:03,317 --> 00:41:04,737
BOA: Okay.
BROOKE LYNN: With the makeup,
1110
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,737
I would have loved you
to have gone sicker with it,
1111
00:41:06,837 --> 00:41:08,377
more red under the eyes.
1112
00:41:08,477 --> 00:41:11,056
As for this look,
there's way too much fringe.
1113
00:41:11,156 --> 00:41:12,536
I completely lose
your shape in this.
1114
00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,496
STACEY: Jeffrey.
1115
00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:16,296
JEFFREY: So in your
Snatch Game,
I felt like you were
1116
00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:18,415
a little bit scared
of making fun of her.
1117
00:41:18,515 --> 00:41:20,855
BOA: I didn't want to
get like too crazy.
1118
00:41:20,955 --> 00:41:22,535
I should have just
went full force.
1119
00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:24,695
I could have gave you
the craziest act
I've ever done,
1120
00:41:24,795 --> 00:41:27,374
and I held back.
JEFFREY: You certainly did.
1121
00:41:27,474 --> 00:41:29,614
This look tonight, I can see
that you were padded
1122
00:41:29,714 --> 00:41:32,294
and you were cinched,
but we can't see any of that.
1123
00:41:32,394 --> 00:41:33,893
STACEY: In your Snatch Game,
you were holding back.
1124
00:41:33,993 --> 00:41:35,133
BOA: Well...
1125
00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:36,693
STACEY: And I knew
you had it in you
1126
00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:38,173
to just like let
loose and let go.
1127
00:41:38,273 --> 00:41:40,293
Don't be afraid to do that.
BOA: Yeah.
1128
00:41:40,393 --> 00:41:42,252
STACEY: Jeffrey, what
did you think of Kiara?
1129
00:41:42,352 --> 00:41:45,492
JEFFREY: You seemed
so confident
in your choice of Mariah Carey.
1130
00:41:45,592 --> 00:41:47,412
KIARA: Yeah.
1131
00:41:47,512 --> 00:41:48,831
JEFFREY: And then, when you
had to deliver as Mariah Carey,
1132
00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:50,371
where did she go?
1133
00:41:50,471 --> 00:41:52,171
KIARA: She went
Mariah Scary, honey.
1134
00:41:52,271 --> 00:41:53,611
She, uh, I don't
know where she went.
1135
00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:55,451
I got stuck.
1136
00:41:55,551 --> 00:41:57,370
BROOKE LYNN: Mariah Carey
is an extremely hard person
1137
00:41:57,470 --> 00:42:01,010
to make funny and it didn't
work for you, unfortunately.
1138
00:42:01,110 --> 00:42:03,250
On the runway,
you look gorgeous.
1139
00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,329
The outfit is gorgeous.
I love it.
1140
00:42:05,429 --> 00:42:07,889
It's simplistic,
but you have to be so careful
1141
00:42:07,989 --> 00:42:09,529
when you do a ponytail wig.
1142
00:42:09,629 --> 00:42:11,169
It doesn't look great.
1143
00:42:11,269 --> 00:42:13,528
MARY: Well, I have to
disagree about the hair.
1144
00:42:13,628 --> 00:42:15,408
I really liked the hair.
KIARA: Thank you.
1145
00:42:15,508 --> 00:42:17,088
MARY: But Mariah Carey,
1146
00:42:17,188 --> 00:42:19,688
it's all breasts with me
and Mariah Carey.
1147
00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,727
You know what I mean?
That's all I ever see.
1148
00:42:21,827 --> 00:42:23,567
STACEY: She's always
like sexed out.
1149
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:26,167
Even if you were just
to be like whatever.
1150
00:42:26,267 --> 00:42:27,766
You know,
and just be showing titties.
1151
00:42:27,866 --> 00:42:29,286
KIARA: Yeah.
1152
00:42:29,386 --> 00:42:30,306
STACEY: It would have
given the character more
1153
00:42:30,386 --> 00:42:32,886
of a Mariah feel to it.
KIARA: Yeah.
1154
00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:35,006
STACEY: Next up, Rita Baga.
1155
00:42:35,106 --> 00:42:37,205
MARY: It really interests me
when people do things
1156
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:40,245
that aren't glamourous,
when people do characters.
1157
00:42:40,345 --> 00:42:42,965
RITA: Can you please
bring me my coffin back?
1158
00:42:43,065 --> 00:42:45,164
I'm tired of this shit show.
1159
00:42:45,264 --> 00:42:46,764
BROOKE LYNN: Everyone was
kind of doing this with you,
1160
00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,404
like, "What is
she gonna do next?"
1161
00:42:48,504 --> 00:42:50,004
One of my favourite
Snatch Games
I've ever seen ever.
1162
00:42:50,104 --> 00:42:51,723
RITA: Oh, thank you.
1163
00:42:51,823 --> 00:42:54,123
BROOKE LYNN: Your runway look,
a very odd choice for Celine
1164
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:55,483
looks when there are so many.
1165
00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,363
MARY: What were you
going for with that walk?
1166
00:42:57,463 --> 00:42:59,242
RITA: In Love Can
Move Mountains,
1167
00:42:59,342 --> 00:43:01,242
she spent the entire song
doing that, like this.
1168
00:43:01,342 --> 00:43:02,962
MARY: Oh!
1169
00:43:03,062 --> 00:43:04,642
JEFFREY: Everyone in Quebec
has a crazy French aunt
1170
00:43:04,742 --> 00:43:07,161
that's just like Celine Dion,
so I got it.
1171
00:43:07,261 --> 00:43:08,881
STACEY: You killed it again.
RITA: Thank you!
1172
00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:10,601
STACEY: Great job.
RITA: Merci beaucoup.
1173
00:43:10,701 --> 00:43:12,441
STACEY: Next is Jimbo.
1174
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:14,720
MARY: I thought you were
great as Joan Rivers.
1175
00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:17,320
JIMBO: Oh!
Oh, gawd!
1176
00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:20,040
MARY: You did enough changes
and surprising things
1177
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:22,319
to keep me with you.
I was really very impressed.
1178
00:43:22,419 --> 00:43:23,919
Thank you very much.
1179
00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:25,359
BROOKE LYNN: Did you have
fun during Snatch Game?
1180
00:43:25,459 --> 00:43:28,599
JIMBO: I had
the time of my life.
1181
00:43:28,699 --> 00:43:30,958
MARY: Often, that's the secret
to the whole thing, isn't it?
1182
00:43:31,058 --> 00:43:32,398
When somebody's
having a good time,
1183
00:43:32,498 --> 00:43:34,478
you can't help but go
along with them, right?
1184
00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,118
STACEY: When it came
to the runway, hello.
1185
00:43:36,218 --> 00:43:38,237
You had everybody's mouth
dropped from the time
1186
00:43:38,337 --> 00:43:39,917
you walked out
to the time you walked off.
1187
00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:42,277
JIMBO: Thank you so much.
STACEY: Big up yourself Jimbo.
1188
00:43:42,377 --> 00:43:43,677
BROOKE LYNN: Big up
yourself as well.
1189
00:43:43,777 --> 00:43:45,357
[laughter]
MARY: Do what?
1190
00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,556
STACEY: It's a Jamaican thing.
1191
00:43:46,656 --> 00:43:47,996
JEFFREY: It's a
black thing, honey.
1192
00:43:48,096 --> 00:43:49,316
It's a black thing.
JIMBO: Yes, thank you.
1193
00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,716
STACEY: What did you
think about Lemon?
1194
00:43:50,816 --> 00:43:53,515
BROOKE LYNN: You
were magnificent.
1195
00:43:53,615 --> 00:43:55,875
LEMON: I just wrote maybe
it's her hair
that keeps falling out.
1196
00:43:55,975 --> 00:43:57,995
Uh, "haiw."
[laughter]
1197
00:43:58,095 --> 00:43:59,555
BROOKE LYNN: This is
a Snatch Game
1198
00:43:59,655 --> 00:44:01,594
people are going to remember
for a very long time.
1199
00:44:01,694 --> 00:44:03,394
JEFFREY: I didn't
know who JoJo was.
1200
00:44:03,494 --> 00:44:05,554
I don't care that I didn't
know who JoJo was
1201
00:44:05,654 --> 00:44:08,754
because you showed me
who she is
and I want more of her.
1202
00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,473
You were so present.
1203
00:44:10,573 --> 00:44:12,313
You paid attention
to everything
that everybody was doing.
1204
00:44:12,413 --> 00:44:13,873
It was perfect.
1205
00:44:13,973 --> 00:44:17,392
However, on the runway tonight,
I was so disappointed
1206
00:44:17,492 --> 00:44:19,672
after what you delivered
in Snatch Game.
1207
00:44:19,772 --> 00:44:20,872
It's kind of basic.
1208
00:44:20,972 --> 00:44:22,472
It's iconic.
I get it.
1209
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,272
Titanic, blah, blah, blah.
1210
00:44:24,372 --> 00:44:26,751
But I need to see that
personality shine through
1211
00:44:26,851 --> 00:44:28,151
on the runway too.
LEMON: Right.
1212
00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:29,631
JEFFREY: Remember that.
LEMON: Okay.
1213
00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:32,510
MARY: Sometimes, when I'm
dressed up in a completely
1214
00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:35,830
ridiculous felt costume with
gold glue around my breasts,
1215
00:44:35,930 --> 00:44:38,830
and a plastic sword, and I'm
ambushing the prime minister,
1216
00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:42,069
I sometimes feel so stupid
that I decide,
1217
00:44:42,169 --> 00:44:43,589
"Fuck it, I'm just
gonna go for it anyway."
1218
00:44:43,689 --> 00:44:45,629
You did a great job, and you
completely committed to it,
1219
00:44:45,729 --> 00:44:47,189
and that's what it
takes, isn't it?
1220
00:44:47,289 --> 00:44:48,748
LEMON: Yes.
1221
00:44:48,848 --> 00:44:49,728
MARY: But I don't think
anybody could act their way
1222
00:44:49,808 --> 00:44:51,148
out of that dress.
1223
00:44:51,248 --> 00:44:52,828
It just covers
you up completely.
1224
00:44:52,928 --> 00:44:54,548
LEMON: Yes, of course.
1225
00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:56,147
MARY: You should give yourself
a chance to shine forth,
1226
00:44:56,247 --> 00:44:58,587
not behind navy blue jersey.
1227
00:44:58,687 --> 00:45:00,387
BROOKE LYNN: When you're
wearing something
that simplistic,
1228
00:45:00,487 --> 00:45:03,027
you have to have
more shape to your body.
1229
00:45:03,127 --> 00:45:05,546
I would have loved to have seen
a really tiny cinched waist.
1230
00:45:05,646 --> 00:45:06,946
LEMON: Yes.
1231
00:45:07,046 --> 00:45:08,166
BROOKE LYNN: I would
have loved to see a pad.
1232
00:45:08,246 --> 00:45:09,366
And it just would have
elevated it a bit for me.
1233
00:45:09,446 --> 00:45:12,865
STACEY: You were
brilliant in Snatch Game.
1234
00:45:12,965 --> 00:45:14,345
I didn't know who
JoJo was, at first,
1235
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:16,505
so I ended up Googling,
1236
00:45:16,605 --> 00:45:19,144
and I'm like, "This is
the same person."
1237
00:45:19,244 --> 00:45:20,744
[laughter]
LEMON: Thank you.
1238
00:45:20,844 --> 00:45:22,224
STACEY: Thank you, Lemon.
1239
00:45:22,324 --> 00:45:23,864
Priyanka.
1240
00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:25,864
BROOKE LYNN: This runway look,
you could have walked out
1241
00:45:25,964 --> 00:45:27,103
in either one of those
by themselves,
1242
00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:28,663
and I would have
been okay with it.
1243
00:45:28,763 --> 00:45:31,063
And then you put them together,
and it was like...
1244
00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:33,863
MARY: I loved everything
you did on the runway.
1245
00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:36,422
The whole look was
fabulous, and then,
1246
00:45:36,522 --> 00:45:39,702
for you to do brilliant
Celine moves, brilliant runway.
1247
00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:41,622
Thank you very much.
PRIYANKA: Thank you.
1248
00:45:41,722 --> 00:45:43,741
JEFFREY: Oh, hi, Priyanka.
1249
00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:44,901
PRIYANKA: Oh no,
I've been dreading this.
1250
00:45:45,001 --> 00:45:46,381
Hi, Jeffrey!
1251
00:45:46,481 --> 00:45:47,981
JEFFREY: Tell me what
I'm thinking right now.
1252
00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:49,261
PRIYANKA: It was really bad.
1253
00:45:49,361 --> 00:45:51,180
JEFFREY: Your choice
of Miss Cleo,
1254
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,700
it was an interesting choice.
1255
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,580
PRIYANKA: Call me now!
1256
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,700
JEFFREY: There were
so many places to go,
1257
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,059
and you didn't go to
any of those places.
1258
00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:00,299
BROOKE LYNN: Because
you're psychic,
1259
00:46:00,399 --> 00:46:02,979
I expected you would
make a match with Colin.
1260
00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:05,099
PRIYANKA: Hmm.
1261
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:06,578
Oops.
1262
00:46:06,678 --> 00:46:08,138
MARY: You know, sometimes
when you're working with
1263
00:46:08,238 --> 00:46:10,018
other people, and they're
doing something amazing,
1264
00:46:10,118 --> 00:46:12,178
just repeat the lines
that the funny person said.
1265
00:46:12,278 --> 00:46:13,497
[laughter]
1266
00:46:13,597 --> 00:46:15,177
Use other people's energy
because that's what
1267
00:46:15,277 --> 00:46:16,657
improvisation is about,
1268
00:46:16,757 --> 00:46:18,537
and improvisation
is about saying yes.
1269
00:46:18,637 --> 00:46:20,897
So, you know, you're
not all alone there,
1270
00:46:20,997 --> 00:46:24,016
just trying to create
this character by yourself.
1271
00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:26,056
You've got all these
other people that you can
1272
00:46:26,156 --> 00:46:27,936
work with and off.
1273
00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:30,015
PRIYANKA: I fucked up real bad.
1274
00:46:30,115 --> 00:46:32,655
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.
It was very one-note.
1275
00:46:32,755 --> 00:46:34,775
PRIYANKA: Oh!
I'm so embarrassed.
1276
00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,335
STACEY: Thank you, ladies.
1277
00:46:36,435 --> 00:46:39,174
You may untuck in the workroom
while we deliberate.
1278
00:46:39,274 --> 00:46:42,874
♪
1279
00:46:45,473 --> 00:46:49,133
[snoring]
1280
00:46:49,233 --> 00:46:53,212
[piano lullaby]
1281
00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:55,532
JIMBO: BoBo and Ilona
are sleeping?
1282
00:46:55,632 --> 00:46:57,492
This isn't Romper Room, bitch.
1283
00:46:57,592 --> 00:46:59,892
Wake up, girl!
1284
00:46:59,992 --> 00:47:02,651
BOA: Boo! [laughter]
1285
00:47:02,751 --> 00:47:05,251
JIMBO: Oh, my God, you guys
talked yourself to sleep?
1286
00:47:05,351 --> 00:47:07,091
[laughter]
1287
00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:09,450
SCARLETT: What happened?
What's the T?
1288
00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:11,290
ILONA: Who's in the bottom?
Who's lip synching?
1289
00:47:11,390 --> 00:47:13,130
SCARLETT: Uh-oh.
ILONA: Who's it gonna be?
1290
00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:14,450
KIARA: Okay,
so I'm in the bottom.
1291
00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:15,889
They didn't like
my Snatch Game.
1292
00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:18,009
They thought I did
not embody Mariah.
1293
00:47:18,109 --> 00:47:19,329
SCARLETT: What about you two?
1294
00:47:19,429 --> 00:47:21,089
BOA: So they said I held
back with Gypsy Rose.
1295
00:47:21,189 --> 00:47:22,529
I picked a character
and I should have gone
1296
00:47:22,629 --> 00:47:25,648
all the way with it because
she was just so fucked.
1297
00:47:25,748 --> 00:47:28,608
KIARA: I was surprised
for Priyanka's critique.
1298
00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:30,728
I feel like you might be safe.
1299
00:47:30,828 --> 00:47:32,567
BOA: I think you're safe.
PRIYANKA: I don't know.
1300
00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:35,007
I really bombed
the maxi challenge.
1301
00:47:35,107 --> 00:47:37,367
LEMON: But they loved
your look.
1302
00:47:37,467 --> 00:47:39,446
KIARA: So who deserves
to win this week?
1303
00:47:39,546 --> 00:47:40,646
SCARLETT: Miss Cleo,
what do you think?
1304
00:47:40,746 --> 00:47:42,406
Can you see a vision?
1305
00:47:42,506 --> 00:47:44,446
JIMBO: Miss Cleo, tell us,
what's the future?!
1306
00:47:44,546 --> 00:47:47,365
LEMON: No, she can't.
1307
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:48,565
Kiki.
KIARA: Yes.
1308
00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:50,245
LEMON: How are you feeling now?
1309
00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:53,405
KIARA: I feel ready to destroy
anybody who is up against me.
1310
00:47:53,505 --> 00:47:54,804
[all groaning]
1311
00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:56,684
KIARA: Kiki wanna fight, fight.
1312
00:47:56,784 --> 00:47:59,484
PRIYANKA: [slurps]
1313
00:47:59,584 --> 00:48:02,563
[burps]
1314
00:48:02,663 --> 00:48:04,803
STACEY: Just between
us A-listers...
1315
00:48:04,903 --> 00:48:06,563
BROOKE LYNN: Don't
you mean C-listers?
1316
00:48:06,663 --> 00:48:07,963
JEFFREY: I think
she means D-listers.
1317
00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:10,562
MARY: Is this about cup size?
[laughter]
1318
00:48:10,662 --> 00:48:11,882
JEFFREY: Something like that.
1319
00:48:11,982 --> 00:48:13,162
STACEY: Let's start with Boa.
1320
00:48:13,262 --> 00:48:14,382
You know, I was really
disappointed in Boa
1321
00:48:14,462 --> 00:48:15,562
in Snatch Game.
1322
00:48:15,662 --> 00:48:17,442
You know, I was
expecting to get more.
1323
00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,601
BROOKE LYNN: She held back,
and Snatch Game
is the one place
1324
00:48:19,701 --> 00:48:21,241
you cannot hold back.
1325
00:48:21,341 --> 00:48:23,841
On the runway, I just lost
her completely in that outfit.
1326
00:48:23,941 --> 00:48:25,081
You don't need that much fringe
1327
00:48:25,181 --> 00:48:26,440
to get the point
of fringe across.
1328
00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:29,840
STACEY: Oh my gosh, Kiara
as Mariah Carey-- ugh.
1329
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,360
BROOKE LYNN: I didn't see
any like effort to be Mariah
1330
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:34,119
when she was doing it.
1331
00:48:34,219 --> 00:48:36,079
And it was so bizarre
because we know
she's such a good actor,
1332
00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:37,519
we've seen
in the past challenges.
1333
00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:39,679
STACEY: And she just looks
so beautiful, but then,
1334
00:48:39,779 --> 00:48:42,158
when she opened her mouth,
it was just like, no.
1335
00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:43,638
MARY: I thought she did
great in the runway look.
1336
00:48:43,738 --> 00:48:45,038
I love the runway look.
1337
00:48:45,138 --> 00:48:46,318
BROOKE LYNN:
Well, you're wrong.
1338
00:48:46,418 --> 00:48:47,638
MARY: No, I'm not, Brooke Lynn.
[laughter]
1339
00:48:47,738 --> 00:48:50,557
I am right.
1340
00:48:50,657 --> 00:48:53,477
STACEY: Oh, my gosh,
Rita Baga as Edith Piaf.
1341
00:48:53,577 --> 00:48:54,757
With her every move,
I wanted to know
1342
00:48:54,857 --> 00:48:56,477
what she was gonna do next.
1343
00:48:56,577 --> 00:48:58,076
JEFFREY: She paid such
close attention to the nuance
1344
00:48:58,176 --> 00:48:59,756
of who this person was.
1345
00:48:59,856 --> 00:49:03,196
I was very underwhelmed
by the white ensemble,
1346
00:49:03,296 --> 00:49:05,915
when she first came out
on the runway, but thank God,
1347
00:49:06,015 --> 00:49:07,835
she pulled that away
and gave us that lack look
1348
00:49:07,935 --> 00:49:10,155
because it was really so fun.
1349
00:49:10,255 --> 00:49:13,354
STACEY: Loved Jimbo
as Joan Rivers.
1350
00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:14,954
Funny, hilarious.
1351
00:49:15,054 --> 00:49:17,914
JEFFREY: She was channelling
every ounce of her,
1352
00:49:18,014 --> 00:49:19,794
and I was living for it.
1353
00:49:19,894 --> 00:49:20,953
MARY: She looked
like Joan Rivers.
1354
00:49:21,053 --> 00:49:22,433
She sounded like Joan Rivers.
1355
00:49:22,533 --> 00:49:24,193
She just stayed Joan Rivers
the whole time.
1356
00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:26,233
BROOKE LYNN: She did not let me
down for a second in that
1357
00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:28,632
Snatch Game, nor did she
let me down on that runway.
1358
00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:31,152
I really appreciated the way
she elevated that Celine look.
1359
00:49:31,252 --> 00:49:33,472
She sequined it
and made it drag.
1360
00:49:33,572 --> 00:49:37,831
JEFFREY: Lemon blew
my mind as JoJo.
1361
00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:39,591
MARY: She completely
committed to it.
1362
00:49:39,691 --> 00:49:42,231
She was really, really good.
STACEY: She was brilliant.
1363
00:49:42,331 --> 00:49:45,270
JEFFREY: She just shines when
it comes to acting challenges.
1364
00:49:45,370 --> 00:49:46,590
I just really want
to see her do that
1365
00:49:46,690 --> 00:49:48,190
when it comes to the runway.
1366
00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:50,430
STACEY: Oh, my gosh,
Priyanka did Miss Cleo.
1367
00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:51,829
I was shocked.
1368
00:49:51,929 --> 00:49:53,709
She didn't bring nothing
to that character.
1369
00:49:53,809 --> 00:49:55,029
She was just bland.
1370
00:49:55,129 --> 00:49:56,429
BROOKE LYNN: It was
so disappointing,
1371
00:49:56,529 --> 00:49:58,189
especially because
she has been so on it
1372
00:49:58,289 --> 00:49:59,628
this entire competition.
1373
00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:02,548
MARY: Priyanka could
have so easily interacted
1374
00:50:02,648 --> 00:50:04,908
with all the rest
of the contestants.
1375
00:50:05,008 --> 00:50:06,468
Every time somebody
said something,
1376
00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:08,067
she could have said, "I knew
she was going to say that."
1377
00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:09,467
You know what I mean?
[laughter]
1378
00:50:09,567 --> 00:50:12,107
JEFFREY: It was hers to lose
and she lost hard.
1379
00:50:12,207 --> 00:50:14,187
STACEY: So, have we made
our final decision?
1380
00:50:14,287 --> 00:50:15,386
BROOKE LYNN: I think so.
1381
00:50:15,486 --> 00:50:19,346
STACEY: Bring back our Celines.
1382
00:50:19,446 --> 00:50:22,346
MARY: Welcome back, my queens.
1383
00:50:22,446 --> 00:50:25,425
STACEY: Ladies, based on
your runway presentation,
1384
00:50:25,525 --> 00:50:29,705
and Snatch Game,
we've made some decisions.
1385
00:50:29,805 --> 00:50:34,064
Jimbo, on the runway,
you served us elevated Celine,
1386
00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:39,143
and in the Snatch Game,
your Joan
was the right kind of mean.
1387
00:50:39,243 --> 00:50:42,903
Rita Baga, the smaller you got,
the bigger we laughed.
1388
00:50:43,003 --> 00:50:47,102
Your vie en rose bloomed,
and girl, we died.
1389
00:50:47,202 --> 00:50:48,982
Jimbo...
1390
00:50:49,082 --> 00:50:50,462
Con-drag-ulations.
1391
00:50:50,562 --> 00:50:51,982
LEMON: Yay!
[applause]
1392
00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:53,542
STACEY: You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
1393
00:50:53,642 --> 00:50:56,501
JIMBO: Oh, my God, thank you.
Thank you, Joan.
1394
00:50:56,601 --> 00:50:58,221
[laughter]
1395
00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:01,980
STACEY: You have won a fabulous
7-day Caribbean cruise for two,
1396
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,180
courtesy of Pitbull Events.
1397
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,700
JIMBO: [wild laughter]
1398
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,580
[cheering & applause]
1399
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,579
JIMBO: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1400
00:51:09,679 --> 00:51:12,099
JIMBO: I won,
and I am so excited.
1401
00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,379
This is what
I came here to do.
1402
00:51:14,479 --> 00:51:17,818
JIMBO: [Rivers] Oh my gawd,
get it to-goddam-gether.
1403
00:51:17,918 --> 00:51:19,418
You're going on
a fucking cruise!
1404
00:51:19,518 --> 00:51:22,418
Aah!
Oh, my gawd!
1405
00:51:22,518 --> 00:51:24,058
STACEY: You may join
the other girls.
1406
00:51:24,158 --> 00:51:25,537
JIMBO: Thank you again.
1407
00:51:25,637 --> 00:51:30,297
[applause & cheering]
1408
00:51:30,397 --> 00:51:32,217
STACEY: Rita Baga...
1409
00:51:32,317 --> 00:51:33,336
You are safe.
1410
00:51:33,436 --> 00:51:35,436
You may leave the stage.
1411
00:51:37,716 --> 00:51:39,496
STACEY: Lemon...
1412
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,815
You are safe.
1413
00:51:40,915 --> 00:51:44,095
You may join the other girls.
1414
00:51:44,195 --> 00:51:48,374
STACEY: Kiara, all we wanted
for Christmas was good snatch,
1415
00:51:48,474 --> 00:51:53,014
and on the runway, all you
delivered was a pretty package.
1416
00:51:53,114 --> 00:51:57,253
Boa, as Gypsy Rose,
you should have murdered.
1417
00:51:57,353 --> 00:52:00,813
But on the runway,
where did you hide the body?
1418
00:52:00,913 --> 00:52:03,533
Priyanka, in the Snatch Game,
1419
00:52:03,633 --> 00:52:06,732
your medium sadly crossed over,
1420
00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:09,412
which means, Boa...
1421
00:52:09,512 --> 00:52:10,772
you're safe.
1422
00:52:10,872 --> 00:52:13,131
You may join the other girls.
1423
00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:16,371
BOA: Thank you.
1424
00:52:16,471 --> 00:52:18,011
BOA: Good luck, Kiara.
1425
00:52:18,111 --> 00:52:21,210
STACEY: Kiara, Priyanka,
you're up for elimination.
1426
00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:24,730
♪
1427
00:52:24,830 --> 00:52:28,049
STACEY: Two queens
stand before us.
1428
00:52:28,149 --> 00:52:31,209
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
1429
00:52:31,309 --> 00:52:33,649
a lip synch performance
of Celine Dion's
1430
00:52:33,749 --> 00:52:35,968
"I Drove All Night."
1431
00:52:36,068 --> 00:52:38,648
This is your last chance
to impress us
1432
00:52:38,748 --> 00:52:40,928
and save yourself
from elimination.
1433
00:52:41,028 --> 00:52:43,647
♪
1434
00:52:43,747 --> 00:52:46,687
MARY: The time has come,
ladies,
1435
00:52:46,787 --> 00:52:50,647
for you to lip synch
for your life.
1436
00:52:50,747 --> 00:52:53,326
♪
1437
00:52:53,426 --> 00:52:54,926
KIARA: If I want to stay
in this competition,
1438
00:52:55,026 --> 00:52:57,286
I have to show that I'm more
than just a pretty package,
1439
00:52:57,386 --> 00:53:00,165
and that I'm here for a reason,
and it's to perform.
1440
00:53:00,265 --> 00:53:02,165
PRIYANKA: I'm up
for elimination.
1441
00:53:02,265 --> 00:53:04,445
I knew this was gonna happen.
1442
00:53:04,545 --> 00:53:08,044
All I'm thinking, "Just perform
the song and show the world
1443
00:53:08,144 --> 00:53:11,764
"why you make everybody
say your name, Priyanka."
1444
00:53:11,864 --> 00:53:16,443
MARY: Good luck,
and don't fuck it up,
for fuck's sake.
1445
00:53:16,543 --> 00:53:19,603
♪
1446
00:53:19,703 --> 00:53:24,602
♪
1447
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:28,562
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1448
00:53:28,662 --> 00:53:31,841
♪ Wa-da-da-da ♪
1449
00:53:31,941 --> 00:53:35,761
♪ Oh yeah
(oh yeah, oh yeah) ♪
1450
00:53:35,861 --> 00:53:37,720
♪ I had to escape ♪
1451
00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:42,080
♪ The city was
sticky and cruel ♪
1452
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:45,319
♪ Maybe I should
have called you first ♪
1453
00:53:45,419 --> 00:53:48,799
♪ But I was dying
to get to you ♪
1454
00:53:48,899 --> 00:53:51,039
♪ I was dreaming
while I drove ♪
1455
00:53:51,139 --> 00:53:53,198
♪ The long straight
road ahead ♪
1456
00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:56,278
♪ Uh-huh
yeah ♪
1457
00:53:56,378 --> 00:53:59,878
♪ Could taste
your sweet kisses,
your arms open wide ♪
1458
00:53:59,978 --> 00:54:04,277
♪ This fever for you was
just burning me up inside ♪
1459
00:54:04,377 --> 00:54:07,877
♪
1460
00:54:07,977 --> 00:54:09,796
♪
1461
00:54:09,896 --> 00:54:14,636
♪ I drove all night
to get to you ♪
1462
00:54:14,736 --> 00:54:16,755
♪
1463
00:54:16,855 --> 00:54:20,555
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1464
00:54:20,655 --> 00:54:25,194
♪ I drove all night,
crept in your room ♪
1465
00:54:25,294 --> 00:54:26,914
♪
1466
00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:30,834
♪ Woke you from your sleep
1467
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,233
to make love to you ♪
1468
00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:37,873
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1469
00:54:37,973 --> 00:54:42,032
♪ I drove all night ♪
1470
00:54:42,132 --> 00:54:46,152
♪ What in this world
keeps us from falling apart? ♪
1471
00:54:46,252 --> 00:54:47,951
♪
1472
00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:50,311
♪ No matter where I go ♪
1473
00:54:50,411 --> 00:54:54,911
♪ I hear the beating
of our one heart ♪
1474
00:54:55,011 --> 00:54:59,350
♪ I think about you when
the night is cold and dark ♪
1475
00:54:59,450 --> 00:55:02,470
♪ Uh-huh
Yeah ♪
1476
00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:05,989
♪ No one can move me
the way that you do ♪
1477
00:55:06,089 --> 00:55:10,749
♪ Nothing erases this feeling
between me and you ♪
1478
00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:15,508
♪
1479
00:55:15,608 --> 00:55:20,187
♪ I drove all night
to get to you ♪
1480
00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:22,827
♪
1481
00:55:22,927 --> 00:55:26,267
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1482
00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:31,806
♪ I drove all night,
crept in your room ♪
1483
00:55:33,126 --> 00:55:36,465
♪ Woke you from your sleep ♪
1484
00:55:36,565 --> 00:55:40,145
♪ To make love to you ♪
1485
00:55:40,245 --> 00:55:43,824
♪ Is that all right? ♪
1486
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:47,904
♪ I drove all night ♪
1487
00:55:48,004 --> 00:55:52,023
♪
1488
00:55:52,123 --> 00:55:55,863
♪
1489
00:55:55,963 --> 00:55:59,062
♪ I taste your sweet kisses,
your arms open wide ♪
1490
00:55:59,162 --> 00:56:04,102
♪ This fever for you was
just burning me up inside ♪
1491
00:56:04,202 --> 00:56:08,821
♪
1492
00:56:08,921 --> 00:56:12,181
♪ I drove all night ♪
1493
00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:16,300
♪
1494
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:21,099
♪
1495
00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:23,299
♪ I drove all night ♪
1496
00:56:23,399 --> 00:56:25,459
♪ To get to you ♪
1497
00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:27,659
JEFFREY: Yes!
1498
00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:32,458
[cheering & applause]
1499
00:56:32,558 --> 00:56:34,058
JEFFREY: Well done, ladies.
1500
00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:35,458
Well done.
1501
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:38,337
[cheering & applause]
1502
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:41,497
♪
1503
00:56:41,597 --> 00:56:45,736
♪
1504
00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:48,656
♪
1505
00:56:48,756 --> 00:56:52,695
STACEY: We have
made our decision.
1506
00:56:52,795 --> 00:56:55,455
Priyanka...
1507
00:56:55,555 --> 00:56:57,415
Shantay, you stay.
1508
00:56:57,515 --> 00:57:00,414
[applause]
1509
00:57:00,514 --> 00:57:02,734
You may join the others.
1510
00:57:02,834 --> 00:57:06,374
♪
1511
00:57:06,474 --> 00:57:10,853
♪
1512
00:57:10,953 --> 00:57:14,333
STACEY: Kiara,
we expected fierce.
1513
00:57:14,433 --> 00:57:17,932
We were surprised
by your funny.
1514
00:57:18,032 --> 00:57:21,532
And now your future
is unlimited.
1515
00:57:21,632 --> 00:57:23,331
Now, sashay away.
1516
00:57:23,431 --> 00:57:24,491
KIARA: Thank you
so much, everybody.
1517
00:57:24,591 --> 00:57:26,851
JEFFREY: We love you, honey.
1518
00:57:26,951 --> 00:57:28,491
[applause]
KIARA: Love you, guys.
1519
00:57:28,591 --> 00:57:30,091
BOA: Love you, Kiki!
1520
00:57:30,191 --> 00:57:31,890
QUEEN: Sissies for life, girl!
1521
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:35,090
KIARA: Kiki want to be
on all-stars, okay?
1522
00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,930
[laughter]
1523
00:57:37,030 --> 00:57:38,530
QUEEN: We love you!
1524
00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:40,369
KIARA: I'm proud of myself.
1525
00:57:40,469 --> 00:57:41,949
I think I could have done
better, especially with Mariah.
1526
00:57:42,029 --> 00:57:43,729
If you're watching this,
I'm sorry.
1527
00:57:43,829 --> 00:57:45,169
Drag is my life.
1528
00:57:45,269 --> 00:57:47,048
It's very important
to me and, you know,
1529
00:57:47,148 --> 00:57:50,448
I don't feel like I would
fit anywhere without drag.
1530
00:57:50,548 --> 00:57:53,488
I'm really proud to represent
Montreal on this first season
1531
00:57:53,588 --> 00:57:55,127
of Canada's Drag Race.
1532
00:57:55,227 --> 00:57:57,007
Fuck, I didn't win!
1533
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:59,607
But you knew that already.
[chuckles]
1534
00:57:59,707 --> 00:58:01,707
♪
1535
00:58:04,506 --> 00:58:06,846
STACEY: Con-drag-ulations,
everybody.
1536
00:58:06,946 --> 00:58:11,645
And remember, stay true
north strong and fierce.
1537
00:58:11,745 --> 00:58:14,125
Now let the music play.
1538
00:58:14,225 --> 00:58:15,605
♪ You wear it well ♪
1539
00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:17,685
♪ Lipstick,
lipstick painted on ♪
1540
00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:19,444
♪ You wear it well ♪
1541
00:58:19,544 --> 00:58:23,204
♪ That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
1542
00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:26,363
♪ Work it for me ♪
♪ Work it for me, me ♪
1543
00:58:26,463 --> 00:58:28,643
♪ You wear it
you wear it ♪
1544
00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:30,203
♪ You wear it well ♪
1545
00:58:30,303 --> 00:58:32,523
RUPAUL: Next time
on Canada's Drag Race...
1546
00:58:32,623 --> 00:58:34,842
You'll be
getting downright judicial
1547
00:58:34,942 --> 00:58:38,842
in your very own late-night
law firm commercials.
1548
00:58:38,942 --> 00:58:40,562
STACEY: Action.
[gasps]
1549
00:58:40,662 --> 00:58:42,721
LEMON: I've split my kitty!
1550
00:58:42,821 --> 00:58:45,401
SCARLETT & ILONA: [screaming]
1551
00:58:45,501 --> 00:58:47,961
ILONA: She literally
whams me with a book.
1552
00:58:48,061 --> 00:58:51,360
JIMBO: It's my special day!
1553
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:52,560
[laughter]
1554
00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:53,880
STACEY: You're very special.
1555
00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:55,240
There's something
special about you.
1556
00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,640
JEFFREY: Welcome to
the competition, honey.
1557
00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:58,839
BROOKE LYNN: I would like to
hear from each and every one
1558
00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:02,639
of you which one
of your sisters
should go home tonight and why.
1559
00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,518
LEMON: I'm not here
to make friends anymore.
1560
00:59:04,618 --> 00:59:05,878
TOM: I'm just happy to be here.
1561
00:59:05,978 --> 00:59:07,398
[laughter]
1562
00:59:07,498 --> 00:59:10,838
♪
1563
00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:14,277
♪
1564
00:59:14,377 --> 00:59:18,117
♪
1565
00:59:18,217 --> 00:59:22,236
♪
1566
00:59:22,336 --> 00:59:26,276
♪
1567
00:59:26,376 --> 00:59:30,035
♪
1568
00:59:30,135 --> 00:59:32,915
♪
1569
00:59:33,015 --> 00:59:35,015
♪
1570
00:59:36,854 --> 00:59:38,854
♪
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