All language subtitles for canadas.drag.race.s01e04.web.h264-txb_Subtitles01.ENG

RuPAUL: Previously,
on Canada’s Drag Race...

JEFFREY: You’ll be
teaming up to perform

a queen-on-queen rap battle.

♪ Sorry, not sorry ♪

♪ And I’m not sorry aboot it ♪

STACEY: Priyanka,
con-drag-ulations.

You’re the winner.
PRIYANKA: Yeah!

STACEY: Tynomi Banks,
shantay, you stay.

TYNOMI: Thank you.

STACEY: Anastarzia Anaquway,
our pageant queen,

sashay away.

♪

♪

SCARLETT: Oh...!

LEMON: Starzy
has just gone home,

and I’m very,
very sad about that.

She is an incredible queen.

She’s so, so kind
to all of us.

PRIYANKA: What?

There’s no message.

PRIYANKA: Stop, no!
SCARLETT: [gasps]

TYNOMI: Starzy
didn’t leave a message.

Like, everyone wants
to leave a message.

PRIYANKA: Starzy!

TYNOMI: She said her message.

She said her message.

TYNOMI: Girl,
that was a cunt move.

[laughs]

SCARLETT: Ooh.
Ooh!

ILONA: So, what’s going on
with you and Bobo?

Are you guys gonna...
BOA: We’re good!

ILONA: ...bury the hatchet?

SCARLETT: We’re gonna
bury the hatchet.

I’m gonna tell Boa when
she’s being an asshole,

and then she’s gonna
stop being an asshole.

[laughter]

RITA: The Toronto girls,
they like to insult

and attack each other.

These girls are savage.

SCARLETT: If anyone’s been
personally victimized by Boa,

raise up their hands.
[laughs]

RITA: Oh, Toronto, Toronto,
so self-centred.

RITA: I do not want
to interrupt,

but this is not
Toronto’s Drag Race.

QUEENS: Oh!

SCARLETT: Yes!

RITA: This competition
is not all about Toronto.

We are plenty of drags
from everywhere in Canada,

so I think it’s time
to talk about

the other queens in the room.

I’m not here to be safe. I’m
not here to be in the bottom.

I am here to prove all of y’all
that I am a threat, bitch.

KIARA: There is no way
I’m getting in the bottom again.

I’m gonna turn it out
and do everything I can.

KIARA: So watch out ’cause
I’m not holding back anymore.

SCARLETT: Yes,
I love this fire!

RITA: Ladies, if you don’t mind.
This wig is like 15 pounds.

[laughter & screaming]
RITA: Bye!

LEMON: She’s a man!

PRIYANKA: As a Toronto queen,

we think we’re
high and mighty, okay?

SCARLETT: If you’re
taking it off,

I’m taking it off too.
Let’s go!

PRIYANKA: I think we might need
to like look back into that

because like it’s not
checking out on this show.

SCARLETT: Oh my god.

PRIYANKA: The Toronto girls
are dropping like flies.

What’s next?

I’m gonna burn someone’s wig.

♪

♪

RUPAUL: The winner
of Canada’s Drag Race

receives a year of
hotel stays from Hilton

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,

and Brooke Lynn Hytes.

With tonight’s extra
special guest host, Biddell.

♪

♪

LEMON: Knick-knack, patty whack,
give a dog a bone.

Grumpy-ass bitch gonna
send your ass home.

KIARA: All the girls
be dutty, dutty.

Need to wash
their panty-panties.

LEMON: Oh, my god,
last week was so fun!

LEMON: So, Ty,
my sweet princess,

how do you feel
after last week?

TYONOMI: I dunno,
I feel real dirty. [laughter]

TYNOMI: Yes, the pillow
was full of water.

I had to wring it out
a couple of times.

TYNOMI: I was shook
being in the bottom two again.

I hate when I get
into my head like this.

STACEY: Tynomi Banks,

shantay, you stay.

TYNOMI: Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: But let
this be your warning.

We want to see that
fierce girl on the runway,

in every challenge
every single time.

No more hiding.
Do you understand?

TYNOMI: Yes.
Thank you.

TYNOMI: I just had
to take a week.

I just needed to
find my centre again.

PRIYANKA: How did you feel
when Brooke Lynn said

this is your final warning?
ILONA: Oh, yeah.

TYNOMI: Oh, I didn’t
fucking care about that.

I was like,
"Calm down, bitch."

Like, "Mother, don’t."

TYNOMI: The judges can put
me in the bottom all the time.

I will always turn it on
and give them the show.

SCARLETT: She’s already
sent two people home,

so I don’t think any of us
want to be in the bottom

against Tynomi.
[siren]

ALL: Saved by the siren!

RUPAUL: O Canada!

She done already
done had herses.

Hey, ladies.

You know, one queen’s trash
is another queen’s treasure,

but some queens
really blur that line.

So get ready to serve
a look that saves the planet.

And remember,
the three R’s of drag:

reduce, reuse, and Regina.

[laughter]

STACEY: Wagwan, ladies.
QUEENS: Hi! [cheering]

SCARLETT: So gorgeous!

ILONA: Oh my gosh,
she looks so good!

Stacey!

STACEY: Bonjour,
bonjour, bonjour.

QUEENS: Bonjour.

STACEY: So today’s
challenge is...

Oh my gosh.

Okay, to--
PRIYANKA: Oh no!

STACEY: Oh my, I forgot.
I forgot.

PRIYANKA: They didn’t
give you a script?

STACEY: Oh my gosh.
Okay, okay.

Maybe this will jog my memory.

Oh, pit crew!

[all cheering]

JIMBO: Oh, bitch!

ILONA: The pit crew
is lookin’ so hot!

SCARLETT: Whoa.

ILONA: We haven’t seen
shirtless men in like weeks!

STACEY: Nope, still
not coming to me.

Oh, pit crew!

ILONA: Are you kidding?

[cheering & laughter]

TYNOMI: Lord Jesus!

What’s happening?
What’s happening here?

PRIYANKA: Hold on.

Stop production.

PRIYANKA: There’s abs
and sweat and bulges.

STACEY: Yes, I’m starting
to remember now.

A few more boys
should do the trick.

Oh, pit crew!

[all cheering]

PRIYANKA: And
then more come out.

And then more, and more,

and at this point,
I need my puffer.

It’s too much!

I can’t handle this.

BOA: Ah, oh, oh!

STACEY: I am in the middle
of my favourite cookie ever.

[laughter]

STACEY: Today’s mini challenge
is a test of your memory.

LEMON: Oh, great.

STACEY: Our supersized pit crew

is all packing a surprise
in those shorts.

LEMON: Oh, yeah?

STACEY: Each one has on a pair
of underwear that matches

one other member
of the pit crew.

One queen at a time,
you’re gonna ask one of these

fine specimen to
drop their drawers.

The queen who makes
the most matches,

in the shortest number
of guesses, wins.

KIARA: Genius.

STACEY: Let the guessing
and undressing begin.

STACEY: Hi, Lemon.
[laughs]

LEMON: Hi, boys!

STACEY: All right,
let’s get to it.

LEMON: Uh, let’s do 7.

STACEY: Mm-hm.
Mm-hm.

LEMON: That’s what I thought.

STACEY: Okay, pick again.

LEMON: Let’s do 7 again.

Give me some number 3.

STACEY: No match.

All right, go again.
LEMON: Number 4.

LEMON: Okay, hit me
with the number three.

STACEY: That’s a match.

LEMON: I love this
colour story, by the way.

STACEY: [laughs]

LEMON: I think the pit crew
is doing god’s work.

It is so beautiful
to watch people

care so much about their jobs.

STACEY: Scarlett Bobo.
SCARLETT: Hello.

STACEY: Please pick a number.

SCARLETT: 1.

Oh, damn.

STACEY: For some reason,
I’m craving baked potato.

SCARLETT: Girl, same.

STACEY: Next number.

SCARLETT: Hm, 5.

Oh!
STACEY: Boing.

Not a match.
Boys, pull up those pants.

Slowly.

PRIYANKA: This is like all the
boys that blocked me on Grindr.

STACEY: [laughs]

PRIYANKA: Good.
This is an intervention.

STACEY: Well now
they’re at your mercy.

PRIYANKA: All right,
number 1, drop ’em.

STACEY: She’s so bossy!

PRIYANKA: Number 10,
drop them.

PRIYANKA: Noted, noted.

PRIYANKA: I don’t even care
about this mini challenge

anymore because I’m like...

There’s no inner saboteur.

The sabotage is
in front of my face.

I can see it tucked away
in their underwear.

Look, that’s sabotage
dick right there, bitch.

STACEY: All right, Boa, are you
ready to go underwear shopping?

BOA: I wish I knew
they were coming.

I would have put
on some eyebrows.

BOA: I’m gonna pick
number-- oh my god--

uh, 6.

BOA: Ooh.

9?

STACEY: No, no match.

BOA: Bitch, my memory is so bad.
Like, I can’t remember shit.

STACEY: It’s all good.

We’re still winning,
even when it’s not a match.

Pick a pair of numbers.

ILONA: I’m overwhelmed.
Okay, let’s do 2.

Oh, I love that, okay.

That’s really fierce.

9.
9, let’s see 9.

STACEY: What?
Good job.

ILONA: Okay, I’m feeling this.
I’m feeling this.

STACEY: See anything you like?
RITA: Mm-hm.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Let’s start with number 1.

RITA: Oh, Jesus.
Okay, number 5.

RITA: Ooh, blue,
da-ba-di-da-ba-do.

JIMBO: I’m going
to take number 8.

He’s got that
big banana energy.

Number 6,
would you please reveal--

Oh my good God.

JIMBO: [wolf whistles]
I am concentrating.

My memory, for once, is good.

JIMBO: Number 2.

Meow!

[growls]
STACEY: [laughs]

JIMBO: Oh, number 9.

STACEY: You got it.

KIARA: Okay, so I’ll go with 1.

KIARA: Ooh.
Come on, Tin Man.

And I’ll go with 7.

KIARA: Ah-ha-ha!

STACEY: What?
Wow!

TYNOMI: Now, what to eat today.

TYNOMI: I am scanning.

TYNOMI: Let’s do... 4.

Okay, calm down.

And 3.

Yes, bitch.
Okay.

TYNOMI: All of a sudden,
I’ve gained photographic memory.

TYNOMI: 6 and 8.

STACEY: Mm-mm-mm.

TYNOMI: Jesus.

STACEY: Don’t you
love this game?

STACEY: Well, ladies,
I don’t think memory games

get harder than that.
[laughter]

STACEY: But one of you kept
your eye on the prize.

Jimbo!
[cheering]

Con-drag-ulations.
[applause]

You’re the winner.
JIMBO: Yes!

JIMBO: Finally,
I motherfuckin’ won some shit!

JIMBO: My powers are
growing stronger!

TYNOMI: Girl, calm down.

STACEY: You have won a VIP
stay and culinary experience

at the stunning Hilton Toronto.

QUEENS: Wow.
[applause]

JIMBO: This girlfriend
knows her nuts, okay?

STACEY: [laughs]

JIMBO: I don’t think these
girls really see me as a threat,

and that is part of my plan,

but part of me also
wants to show them

that I’m here for a reason.

STACEY: All right, ladies,
now divide yourselves up

into groups of three.

That was easy.
KIARA: That was easy.

BOA: This is warm.
I like this.

STACEY: Ladies, studies show
that Canada only recycles

9% of its plastics.

What’s up with that?
TYNOMI: Yeah, it’s bad.

STACEY: Now, what’s that saying?

Waste not, want hot.

Oh, pit crew!

[all exclaiming]
SCARLETT: What?

TYNOMI: Oh my god.
SCARLETT: Silver balls.

I’m far too horny for more.

STACEY: Ladies,
look at all that junk.

QUEENS: Mm-hm.

STACEY: For this week’s
maxi challenge,

you will be working in teams to
create an iconic fashion line.

QUEENS: Oh!

PRIYANKA: Our maxi challenge
is a design challenge!

[fake crying]
No.

STACEY: But it’s going
to be made entirely

from recyclable materials.

PRIYANKA: What the fuck?

STACEY: Paper,
plastic, or metal.

#CanadasDragRace.

Uh, thank you, you
delicious garbage-mens.

[laughter]
LEMON: Bye.

We’ll miss you.

STACEY: Jimbo, as the winner
of today’s mini challenge,

you’ll be assigning
the bins to each team.

JIMBO: Okay.

STACEY: So, Jimbo,
let’s talk trash.

Who’s getting what?
[laughter]

[whispering]

JIMBO: We’ll take
the paper recycling bin.

JIMBO: I decide to choose paper
because I know, no matter what,

it’s easy to cut,
it’s easy to stick together,

and there’s always a lot of it.

JIMBO: And I will
assign the metal to

Priyanka, Boa, and Lemon.

LEMON: I’m really excited
to get the metal.

All the materials are super cool
and have a lot of reflection

to them, and I think
we can make something

really couture
with all this stuff.

JIMBO: And I will assign
the plastic to

Rita, Kiara, and Bobo.

SCARLETT: We get plastic.

I had this whole paper idea
like already in my head,

the second I saw
the fucking paper box,

and fucking Jimbo gave us
the plastic box. Fuck.

KIARA: We’re the plastics.
SCARLETT: Plastics.

STACEY: You’ll be responsible
for your individual look,

but as a team,
you are a fashion house,

so we want to see a cohesive
collection on the runway.

Oh, and one more thing, ladies.

I’ll be checking up on you
later today to make sure

you’ve got your
runway walk down.

KIARA: Yes!

STACEY: And tomorrow’s
extra special guest host

will be my home boy,

Canadian fashion designer
Biddell.

[cheering & applause]
SCARLETT: Oh my God!

STACEY: Gentlemen,
start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

KIARA: Yes!
[applause]

LEMON: Bye-ee!
PRIYANKA: Go!

ILONA: Get that paper.
Get that paper.

Okay.
TYNOMI: We have a lot of this.

JIMBO: What’s your name,
my little friend?

ILONA: Oh, yeah,
unpack that garbage, sis.

TYNOMI: What’s in here?
Ooh.

KIARA: Interesting.

SCARLETT: We have
lots of rulers.

SCARLETT: I’m fucking pissed
because I brought so much shit,

beautiful outfits,
and then in the maxi challenge

we have to make outfits out
of a bunch of fucking crap!

PRIYANKA: Okay,
I want to use this.

It could be a ponytail.

PRIYANKA: Everything
needs to be made

from what’s in those bins.

BOA: I’m like excited
about the materials.

I’m pulling up skewers.
I’m pulling out tongs.

I’m pulling out chicken wire.

PRIYANKA: We have all
these things to work with,

but how do we get
it on our bodies?

Can someone text me some advice?
Because I don’t know.

LEMON: Like, I don’t know
if I can make the things

that I can draw,
but I can draw things,

and then attempt to make them.

LEMON: Last design
and making challenge

was not my strong suit.

BROOKE LYNN: My main problem
with this outfit

is just the shape.
It’s just very boxy.

JEFFREY: It’s all just
a little bit sloppy.

LEMON: I have to show
the judges that I’m not messy

and I can build a silhouette.

KIARA: Oh my god!

RITA: Oh!
KIARA: That’s a fabric.

The thing about this challenge
is we have to like

make three looks that kind of
are cohesive, you know?

SCARLETT: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

KIARA: I really like my team
because I get along with

both Rita and Scarlett,
and I feel like our drag

is really eclectic.

SCARLETT: So, what is your
experience with sewing, making,

glue gunning, designing...?

RITA: Well, you know, I started
my career as a club kid,

so I’m a crafty one.

RITA: When I started doing drag,
I was a club kid.

I was hired by bar owners
to turn up the party,

and to showcase severe looks.

I was gluing my ass
with everything

I could find around me.

So it’s gonna be
a blast from the past.

SCARLETT: I’m really
crafty with a glue gun.

If you give me like a vision,
I can just go nuts with it.

KIARA: I’m a glue gun queen,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

SCARLETT: All right, yes, we
got two glue gun queens here.

So Mother will
have the direction,

and we will do the dirty work.

I think we’ve got a really
good fucking team.

ILONA: So, I have a fairly
strong sense of fashion.

JIMBO: So, do you make
your own costumes?

ILONA: I used to make
a lot of my stuff,

until I had enough money
to start paying other people

to do it for me.
JIMBO: Cool. [laughter]

TYNOMI: That’s
what I do constantly.

JIMBO: Well, I’m a designer
for theatre and film,

and as a theatre designer,
you kind of have to work with

limited budgets and sort of
limited materials.

TYNOMI: I’m like loving this.

Yes, bitch.

ILONA: And I’m thinking maybe
even like showgirl burlesque

with like all of this ruffly
stuff and the sparkles maybe.

TYNOMI: Do you like that?
ILONA: If everyone likes that.

JIMBO: Yeah.
ILONA: Sherbet showgirls.

TYNOMI: Sherbet showgirls?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

ILONA: Sherbet showgirls.
That’s sickening!

LEMON: This rose-gold
coppery situation

is g-g-g-gorgeous to me

because the thing
about a collection

is they can’t look the same,

you know, like we have to
very much be ourselves.

BOA: It’s a collection,
not a same-lection.

BOA: We want to do
New York kind of fashion,

Alexander McQueen,

very out of the box,
avant-garde.

PRIYANKA: Am I couture?

LEMON: You’re "cou-torn," bitch.
[laughter]

TYNOMI:
Wait, what do you think?

ILONA: Fucking Boa’s
looks so bad.

TYNOMI: That’s Boa’s?

ILONA: That is the only
thing on the mannequin?

I think what Lemon’s
doing is sickening.

Priyanka’s looks interesting.

I think that Scarlett
is doing so bad.

SCARLETT: I’m literally just
putting crap on top of crap

on top of crap, and then
throwing some glitter on it.

And I’m just getting
really frustrated

because I was like on the top,

and now I’m like...
just praying to be safe.

ILONA: I hope she knows
how to lip synch. [laughs]

PRIYANKA: [whispered]
That’s your best friend.

ILONA: I know, but she can’t
fucking put a panel on a dress.

It’s like too small for her.

PRIYANKA: You see
these shady bitches?

They’re literally
talking shit about Bobo.

How rude.

It’s so funny because Ilona

and Bobo are the sissies.

[whining]

But now that they’re
not on the same team,

how quickly it changes.

TYNOMI: It’s not stretchy.
What are you trying to do?

ILONA: How’s it going, girl?
SCARLETT: Fuck off. [laughter]

SCARLETT: Are you
fucking kidding me?

You guys are assholes.
Bitch!

You were in bottom two twice.
Don’t even look at me.

Look down at your chin!
[laughter]

SCARLETT: [mock laughing]

[laughter]

SCARLETT: Fucking bitches.

ILONA: Yeah, right, so it
would be like some kind of like

waistband type situation.

TYNOMI: So Ilona and me
are doing this sketch,

and she has this beautiful
idea, sherbet showgirls,

so it’s like a little
burlesque-y and everything.

Jimbo said yes to the idea,
so we look over...

ILONA: Jimbo,
what the fuck you doing?

That looks like some
art pop bullshit, Jimbo!

JIMBO: Um, I was thinking maybe
just like a top of all these

pointed cups, sort of like
Madonna’s cup, titty cups,

but all over,
so that you’re like spiky.

ILONA: That is not
sherbet showgirls.

♪

JIMBO: And then into like
these as a little peplum,

so that those
come off the waist.

TYNOMI: Okay.

ILONA: I’m not
hell bent on anything.

I just want to
make sure it’s cohesive

because like that doesn’t
say showgirl at all.

JIMBO: Well, the silhouettes
that I like are usually tight,

snatched, and then out.

TYNOMI: I’m not
going out on the runway

without us looking like a brand

because those judges
are gonna read us

if it’s not a cohesive look.

JIMBO: What do you guys think
if I make a crown with these?

ILONA: Um, fierce, yes.

ILONA: So let’s just
do recycling royalty

because then Jimbo
gets to do her thing.

She gets to be a little queen.

And me and Tynomi are gonna
be fierce, hot, serving,

slutty knights.

JIMBO: It’ll be
a knight to remember.

♪

ILONA: Stacey McKenzie
is the one

when it comes to runway walking.

She’s so iconic.

And to be able to like
get advice from her

is just like so cool!

STACEY: Hello, my paper dolls.
QUEENS: Hello.

STACEY: I love that
you came ready!

ILONA: Our team name
is Maison Papier.

STACEY: Ooh-la-la.

JIMBO: [French accent]
Wipe your feet before you enter.

[laughter]

STACEY: How are
you ladies feeling?

ILONA: Excited. We’re
about to work with a legend!

STACEY: Aw.
[giggles]

Let’s start with...
Tynomi.

Come on out, my girl.

STACEY: I love the posture.

Don’t look up.
Look straight ahead.

You’ve got to give them time
to like soak you all in.

I want you to have
a little bit more confidence.

TYNOMI: Okay.
STACEY: Bam.

Bam.
Yeah!

There you--
there you go.

Think, "I’m just
so, so, so hot."

ILONA: Oh, you are so hot!

Okay.
Okay.

STACEY: Jimbo!

♪

♪

JIMBO: I don’t walk
the runway very often,

and modelling is
not my strong suit.

♪

STACEY: You know what?
I love your personality.

But I kind of want
to refine it a little.

I want you to be
extremely couture.

JIMBO: Okay.

STACEY: So I want you to have
your hands on your waist

and I want shoulders back.

JIMBO: My mom used to say
tits and teeth, tits and teeth.

STACEY: And I want you
to arch your back.

Yes, like that.

♪

STACEY: Extend
your legs as well.

Yes!

JIMBO: Stacey’s feedback
is critical to me

potentially winning
this challenge.

I feel like that’s
one piece of the puzzle

that I really need to get.

STACEY: But really feel it,
though, Jimbo.

I don’t want you to lose
that Jimbo je ne sais quoi.

Don’t lose that Jimbo!

Oh, yeah!

Metal heads,
get out here!

So, do you have
a name for your house?

GROUP: House of Rust!

STACEY: Well, you may be
House of Rust,

but you’d better shine.

Priyanka, go.

You’re thinking too much.

♪

PRIYANKA: Stacey scares
the shit out of me.

STACEY: We need
to loosen you up.

When you’re thinking about it
too much, it’s gonna show.

PRIYANKA: Okay.

STACEY: And it’s showing
all over your face,

and also within your body.
PRIYANKA: Right.

STACEY: Your arms especially.
PRIYANKA: Okay.

STACEY: Your arms and your
shoulders are too stiff.

Relax.
PRIYANKA: Okay.

Is she this girl?
Is she this girl?

STACEY: Yeah!
I love that, I love that!

Yes!
PRIYANKA: Okay...

I can do this.
STACEY: Oh!

PRIYANKA: That was good?
STACEY: So good!

PRIYANKA: By the end of it,
I’m feeling amazing.

STACEY: You-- ooh, yes!

PRIYANKA: I’m gonna
listen to her critiques

and I’m gonna bring
them to the runway.

STACEY: Yes!
Yes!

Oh my gosh, yes.

PRIYANKA: Stacey,
you did me good, girl.

Thank you.

STACEY: Okay, Boa,
are you ready?

BOA: I don’t know.
Now I’m nervous.

STACEY: Go.

STACEY: Arch your back.
Yes!

It hurts, but it’s
gonna look good.

Be playful but, at the same
time, be regal with it.

STACEY: Yeah!

Nothing mellow
about that yellow.

STACEY: Hello,
Plastic Fantastic.

GROUP: Hello.

STACEY: Did you ladies
come up with a name

for your fashion house yet?

SCARLETT: We did.

KIARA: La Maison Boraga.

STACEY: Oh...
"La Maison Boraga"?

SCARLETT: "Bo" is BoBo,
"ra" is Kira, and "ga" is Baga.

Boraga!

Sounds expensive.

STACEY: Rita Baga,
ici, mon cherie.

[laughs]

I love the energy,
but you’re walking too fast,

so slow it down.

You’ve gotta watch
your face as well.

Relax your eyes.

Think of something
that makes you feel good.

RITA: Mm-hm.

STACEY: See, right away, you
started thinking of something

that makes you feel good,
your eyes like brightened up.

RITA: Right now I’m thinking
about having a hotdog.

Mm.

Mm, see?

STACEY: Much better.

Okay.
All right.

Drop the hands.

This is your stage.

When you come out on
this stage, you own it,

and you’re gonna own
the audience as well.

Oh!

KIARA: Stacey is giving me life.

She’s giving me
my supermodel moment.

STACEY: Oh!
So good!

KIARA: I feel so much
more confident

that I can serve fashion
on the runway.

STACEY: Oh!
Yeah, boy!

Damn, I’m good.

QUEEN: Oh my gosh,
it’s happening!

ILONA: Fashion!

SCARLETT: It’s a new day
in the werk room!

PRIYANKA: Who made
this big mess?

SCARLETT: God,
this is so much work!

No one said it was easy,
but no one said

it was this hard either.

PRIYANKA: I feel
a little crusty today.

This design challenge
is throwing me

for a little bit of a loop.
SCARLETT: Yeah, I know.

Like, I never thought
I would say this,

but I almost prefer
the first design challenge

because it was like--
at least I had like material,

fabric to work with.

This I’m like,
this plastic’s cold.

It’s like it’s not moving
the way I want it to move.

LEMON: Girl, try metal.
BOA: Yeah!

PRIYANKA: Did you
shave your head?

RITA: I did.
BOA: Show us.

SCARLETT: You shaved
your head for the show?

ALL: Whoa!

ILONA: Oh, snap!
RITA: It was a bald decision.

RITA: I’m fully embracing
that club kid look,

and this is how dedicated I am.

BOA: All right,
you guys ready?

SCARLETT: Yeah.
BOA: Let’s get back to work!

SCARLETT: This is
an individual challenge

but also a group challenge
to make three separate looks

that are still cohesive.

We’re using this big blue tarp
in each of our outfits.

We spray painted them.
We glittered them.

I’m looking around the room,

and ours is kind of
the only thing

that looks like
a full collection.

And I’m really hoping
that’s gonna save our asses.

If I have to lip synch
in this fucking outfit,

I’m literally ripping it off
and lip synching

in a fucking nude bodysuit.

♪

TYNOMI: What were you like
in high school?

ILONA: Oh my god, in high school
I came out in grade 10,

and everyone was
pretty supportive,

and anyone that would bully me,

I was friends with like
all the popular girls,

so they’d always like
let the boys have it.

TYNOMI: The girlfriends I made,
they stuck up for me as well,

which was helpful.

ILONA: Those straight girls
really got our backs.

TYNOMI: Yeah.

ILONA: I was like the only
like school fag, you know?

So everyone’s like, "Oh, look,
there’s the gay," like...

TYNOMI: How does that feel?

ILONA: Um, I loved it
because I love attention.

At the end of grade 12,
like one other kid came out.

We were like
fighting each other,

trying to like
out-queer each other.

It was too much.

SCARLETT: I miss my babies.

RITA: Do you have
some babies as well?

SCARLETT: I have some babies.

RITA: So you’re the mother
of the House of BoBo?

SCARLETT: Mother of
the House of BoBo.

RITA: I thought I was
the only mother here.

SCARLETT: No.
RITA: Since Mother is out.

SCARLETT: Mother, out!

STARZY: Mother, out!

RITA: Mother, out!

SCARLETT: Out!

There’s like so many
BoBos in Ottawa.

That’s where they all came from.

RITA: Okay.
SCARLETT: Ginette BoBo,

she started the BoBo House,
like, 30 years ago.

SCARLETT: She was my first
mentor when I was 16 years old,

when I had just first came out.

There was a lot of times where
queens don’t have a place to go.

SCARLETT: So she kind of
like showed me the ropes,

took me under her wing.

And she just passed away
right before I got on the show.

She got out of bed
and just collapsed,

and that was it.

RITA: There was
a health problem?

SCARLETT: Yeah, we didn’t know.

No one knew
there was a problem.

She didn’t even know
there was a problem.

[sniffs]

SCARLETT: It’s really
difficult to go through.

SCARLETT: [crying]

SCARLETT: It was hard
to see my drag mother

go through it as well.

And we hosted her
celebration of life in Ottawa.

And it was tough.

It was really hard,
because she was young.

♪

SCARLETT: Ginette BoBo,
she taught me like so much about

drag and queer history
and being a performer.

SCARLETT: I’m the queer person
I am today because of that,

because of Ginette.

SCARLETT: It’s hard because
I wish she got to see me

on the show.
RITA: Yeah.

SCARLETT: Because she would
have been really proud.

You know, I’m just happy
that I get to take her legacy

and kind of like...

RITA: And shine on.
SCARLETT: Shine on.

RITA: I’m not that good
at making friends,

but BoBo is really open-minded,

so it’s easy to have
a conversation with her.

I’m glad that we
have this really cool

relationship right now.

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

STACEY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Yes, bitch!

BIDDELL: Welcome to the main
stage of Canada’s Drag Race.

I’m Biddell, and I’m feeling
right at home on this runway.

Brooke Lynn Hytes, are you
ready to fight global warming?

BROOKE LYNN: I will cut
a bitch who comes between

me and my planet.

BIDDELL: I bet you will.
BROOKE LYNN: You know I will.

BIDDELL: Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,

is it climate change,
or are you hot in here?

[laughs]

BIDDELL: And my dear friend,
Stacey McKenzie...

Working hard to reduce
your carbon footprint?

STACEY: One stiletto at a time.

BIDDELL: That’s my girl.

This week, the queens
were tasked with turning

trash into treasure.

Now they’re gonna
serve it on the runway

in their three fierce
fashion houses.

Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

BIDDELL: Category is
"single-use queens."

BIDDELL: First up,
Scarlett BoBo.

BROOKE LYNN: It’s the north
Pacific garbage snatch!

SCARLETT: The fantasy
is post-apocalyptic couture.

I’m giving you plastic zip ties.

I’m giving you plastic netting,
plastic tarp.

I am giving you
plastique chic, honey!

BIDDELL: Her dumpster’s on fire.

Next is Kiara.

KIARA: I’m working this runway.

I am serving some
alien realness.

I want the judges to see that
I can bring something different

to the runway.

BIDDELL: The left
shark got slutty.

BROOKE LYNN: "Tarpe" diem.

[laughter]

BIDDELL: And now, Rita Baga.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, wow.

RITA: Tonight,
I’m serving club kid realness.

I’m burning the house down
with my library tribute.

STACEY: She’s
a biological hazard.

BIDDELL: Slaying the dolphins.

Slaying the whales.
Slaying the turtles.

That’s one giant
step for mankind,

and bunch of itty bitty
steps for Rita Baga.

And here is Maison Boraga.

SCARLETT: We are serving you
so much high fashion right now.

Like, we gave you a full
head-to-toe collection.

JEFFREY: I am
Boraga-ga-ga-ga-gagging, honey.

BIDDELL: And next, Boa.

BOA: Today, I am giving you
Boobarella satellite realness.

BROOKE LYNNE: Oh!

BOA: Oh, the cable’s out?

Let me just fix the dish.

I may be rocking this
runway in a diaper,

but I am making it fashion.

JEFFREY: Do you
want a baked potato?

Depends!

[laughter]

BIDDELL: Next up, Priyanka.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh!

PRIYANKA: I am stomping
down the runway,

and I am giving you
Tin Man’s wife.

I left his ass, took all
the royalties from Wizard of Oz,

and I’m looking
for a new sugar daddy.

JEFFREY: I want to stand
under her umbrella.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, Ella,
Ella, eh, eh, eh.

PRIYANKA: Watch out,
there’s a storm coming!

Category 10s across the board!

Ooh, drip, drip, drip,
motherfucker!

BROOKE LYNN: Do you need oil?

[laughter]

BIDDELL: And now, Lemon.

LEMON: I am serving you
all metal, head to toe,

rose-gold copper fantasy.

STACEY: I didn’t know
Cher was into heavy metal.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
STACEY: Penny for your thoughts.

BROOKE LYNN: I’m using her
to clean my bathtub later.

[laughter]

Please un-CC me
from your chain mail.

BIDDELL: The House of Rust.

BROOKE LYNN: It seems
that the Kardashians

have fallen on hard times.

LEMON: House of Rust
has created three couture

evening gown fantasies,

and we are all serving
them down the runway.

We are giving you silhouettes.

We are giving you metal.

And we are giving you gorgeous.

You’re welcome!

BIDDELL: And now, Ilona Verley.

ILONA: I am walking
down this runway.

I’m feeling my little
magical girl knight fantasy,

and I’m feeling fun.
I’m feeling fresh.

I’m kind of feeling
like a pinata,

but I’m trying to serve
it the best I can.

JEFFREY: She’s serving
Trojan whore.

Hot to trot.

BROOKE LYNN: Prance, my queen.
Prance, I said!

BIDDELL: Next up, Tynomi Banks.

TYNOMI: The fantasy
is Renaissance knights

meets Wakanda warrior.
[giggles]

The judges are
eating me up right now.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, I just
got a paper cut down there.

I bet somebody’s gladiator.

JEFFREY: Oh!

BIDDELL: And now, Jimbo.

BROOKE LYNNE: Oh...
JEFFREY: Geez...

JEFFREY: Here comes
the entire Rose Bowl Parade.

JIMBO: Tonight’s runway look
I am serving

the queen of recycling
from head to toe.

I am using the tips
that Stacey gave me.

I am feeling confident
and I am selling this garment.

JEFFREY: Put a mother
tucking crown on it.

BIDDELL: And here
is Maison Papier.

ILONA: We are feeling
a recycling royalty fantasy.

Tynomi and I are giving you
brave, strong knights.

Jimbo comes out.

She’s our beautiful queen,
and we let you have it.

BROOKE LYNN: Well, that’s
one way to do a gender reveal.

♪

JEFFREY: Based on your
runway presentations,

we’ve made some decisions.

Team Plastic,

your "C" levels are rising,

and your U levels,

your N levels,

and your T levels.

You are the winning team.

TEAM PLASTIC: Yes!

SCARLETT: Congratulations.

JEFFREY: And one of you
upcycled the house down

and is the pick of the litter.

JEFFREY: Rita Baga,
con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner of
this week’s challenge.

RITA: Woo!
Thank you.

[applause]
RITA: Merci!

JEFFREY: You have won a $5,000
shopping spree at Fabricland

to keep the custom
couture coming.

RITA: Thank you.

RITA: It’s my second win, baby!

Woo-hoo!

I am the first one
to win two challenges

on Canada’s Drag Race.
It feels incredible.

JEFFREY: Team Plastic,
you may exit the stage

and head back to the werk room.

KIARA: Thank you so much.
SCARLETT: Thank you so much.

RITA: Merci.

♪

BIDDELL: It’s time for
the judges’ critiques.

JEFFREY: First up, Boa.

BIDDELL: Hi, Boa.

I think that metal
is the hardest one

to work with to make clothes,
so first off,

like you guys had
the hardest time, I’m sure.

I just think
the vision was there

but the execution just wasn’t.

A full silver skirt would have
been sort of more elegant.

BROOKE LYNN: I would have loved
to see a mullet skirt moment.

My main issue with this
is the diaper in the front.

[laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: And I would
also have loved to have seen

a big bolero just
covering your arms up.

It needed something
up here for me.

JEFFREY: I’m so happy
that you continue to shine

with your personality,
but it’s time to pay attention

to the details, girl.

BROOKE LYNN: I would love to see
you come and serve us a runway

without any gimmicks or gags.

We know you’re funny,
but I would also love

to see you just come out here
and serve us like a real

serious, glamourous runway.

BOA: Absolutely.

BIDDELL: You don’t want
your bra to put a strain

on your performance.
STACEY: [laughs]

JEFFREY: Thank you, Boa.
BOA: Thank you.

JEFFREY: Brooke Lynn Hytes,

what are your thoughts
on Miss Priyanka?

BROOKE LYNN: [groans]

PRIYANKA: Oh, no.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, Priyanka,

this was such
a serve for me tonight.

PRIYANKA: Oh my god!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh.

PRIYANKA: Seriously?!

BROOKE LYNN: You literally
came out, and me and Stacey

went like this to each other.

STACEY: She gave me
high fashion, couture, model.

Like, I think you are
amazing on the runway.

PRIYANKA: Thank you.
Wow.

BROOKE LYNN: I know
you’re wearing silver,

but this was solid gold
for me tonight.

JEFFREY: Next up is Lemon.

LEMON: Hi-ee!

BIDDELL: I think
you look beautiful.

I would take you on a date,
and I’d be proud

to walk around with you.
LEMON: You still can.

BROOKE LYNN: Get a room.

LEMON: 1506.

[laughter]

BIDDELL: What I love about
an unconventional challenge

is when you can’t tell

that it’s an unconventional
material, right?

LEMON: Yeah.
STACEY: What is it made out of?

LEMON: Um, it’s like
kitchen scouring pads

that I like unrolled.

STACEY: I love it.
I love the colour.

I love the style.

However, I felt that I was
missing that je ne sais quoi

that Lemon always has,
that like spiciness.

Every time you come out
on that runway, bring it.

I would have loved to have
seen you brought it more.

LEMON: Okay,
I promise, I’ll bring it.

BROOKE LYNN: I wish you
had some sort of panty.

Oh, you do.
Oh, I didn’t even see that.

Oh shit.

Well, never mind.
Fuck my drag.

[laughter]

JEFFREY: From your first
design challenge to this

is night and day.

But I wish that, as a group,
it was more cohesive.

I think just adding in elements
of rose gold with you two,

and a little pop of silver
with you would have brought it

all together in a way that
would just make you all pop.

Team Paper.

Stacey, what did you think
of their paper eleganza?

STACEY: I thought it was fun.

It was cohesive as a whole,
definitely telling a story.

BIDDELL: I love how you’ve
accomplished this femininity

in the breast plate.

I think those tucks
are very smart.

ILONA: Thank you.

I liked that it was a little bit
of a different silhouette

than what I’ve been able to do.

STACEY: I would have
loved to have seen

a little bit more couture.

BROOKE LYNN: I got much more

gay pride
at the Renaissance fair

than I did runway show.

ILONA: Okay.

As we were making them,
I was kind of thinking,

"I think this is a little
too avant-garde," so...

BROOKE LYNN: I don’t think
it’s too avant-garde.

I don’t think
it’s avant-garde enough.

It looks like I should
hang you in my backyard

and beat you with a stick.

TYNOMI: Bitch,
we look like garbage,

obviously because
you gave us garbage.

Lord!

JEFFREY: Who chose your
characters this evening?

Who decided that you
would be the knights

and that Jimbo
would be the queen?

ILONA: Jimbo had this really
cool idea for this silhouette

with the cones and the points,

so we came up with the idea
for Jimbo to be our queen,

and Tynomi and I
to be like sexy knights.

JEFFREY: Well, I like
the idea for Jimbo as well,

but I would have liked it
even more for you.

And right now, you’re
blending in once again.

BROOKE LYNN: Y’all are
being way too Canadian here.

This is a competition.

Don’t say because Jimbo
wanted to look great,

so we decided to
look less than great.

No, that’s not how this works.
You are all on a team together,

and you should have had as much
going on in your costumes

as Jimbo had in her costume.

There’s no reason for one
person to shine in your group,

while you two take
the back spot.

JEFFREY: Next up, Tynomi Banks.

BROOKE LYNN: You look
beautiful tonight with the hair,

the makeup.
TYNOMI: Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: As you’ve guessed
from my critiques of Ilona,

I’m not a huge fan
of the costuming.

I think it is very costumey.

♪

BROOKE LYNN: Are you okay?

JEFFREY: What’s
going on, Tynomi?

TYNOMI: [exhales shakily]

I’m just emotional.

BROOKE LYNN: What’s going on?

I feel like this
whole competition,

something’s been happening.
TYNOMI: The whole competition?

BROOKE LYNN: I’m not
even talking about

what your drag looks like.

I’m talking about you,
that spark in you.

♪

♪

TYNOMI: I’m just, uh...

I think I’m just
being hard on myself,

um, and so it’s
just affecting...

BROOKE LYNN:
You’re in your head.

TYNOMI: Yeah, and it’s--

it’s just hard to get
out of it, I guess.

BROOKE LYNN: I understand that,
but you have to remember,

you’re Tynomi
motherfucking Banks.

I guarantee you, when you walked
through the werk room door

that first day,
all those girls shit themselves.

BIDDELL: You are my
favourite drag queen.

Give me Tynomi when you walk
out here, like I know you can.

And she needs all of this
to carry her,

like you don’t need that.

You already have
everything you need.

You just have to know that.

JEFFREY: Brooke Lynn, what
are your thoughts on Jimbo?

BROOKE LYNN: This is very
impressive, obviously.

You do know how to turn a look.

JIMBO: Thank you so much.

BROOKE LYNN: I lose your shape
a little bit with that belt,

but I mean, you made
all that out of paper,

and it looks really cool.

BIDDELL: Well, I think
you did a lot of work.

It’s quite impressive.

I think that the shoulders
really look like fabric.

The fact that you got
flowers on your shoes

is also very impressive,
that you’re thinking about

these details that
we’re seeing, you know,

like more so than I think
some of the other girls.

Can you explain to me
why you’re so white?

JIMBO: I was going for
like a Marie Antoinette

kind of powdered
face to reference,

you know,
like a queen of hearts.

BIDDELL: But with
the white contact lens,

and the white face,
and the white hair,

it was like,
"Wait, is she a zombie?"

JEFFREY: Your face is beat.
Your chest is beat.

But your arms and your hands
are a different colour.

You didn’t even touch them
with your makeup,

and that just drives me nuts
because it completely takes me

out of the illusion
and the fantasy immediately.

JIMBO: We are given
a very limited amount of time

to construct these looks,
paint our faces, prepare.

JEFFREY: I hear you, girl.

Everyone gets
the same amount of time.

Use it better, maybe.

JEFFREY: Thank you, ladies.

You may untuck in the werk room
while we deliberate.

♪

SCARLETT: Congratulations, Rita.
RITA: Thank you!

That was great teamwork.

KIARA: La Maison Boraga wins!

Oh my god, I’m so excited,
and it’s like my redemption

from my bottom last week.

SCARLETT: It feels good
to sit back here and be safe.

KIARA: Yeah.
SCARLETT: Not safe, top!

We’re top!

SCARLETT: I’m in the top again,
and it feels amazing!

I’ve been so far
from the bottom

that my husband would be
impressed that I’m such a top.

SCARLETT: Ooh, what do we
think’s gonna happen out there?

KIARA: I feel like
Metal is in danger.

SCARLETT: Metal, yeah.

I like the paper
because their outfits,

at least Ilona and Tynomi
looked the same.

RITA: I don’t think
Tynomi will be in danger.

SCARLETT: No.
RITA: Because she looks fierce.

SCARLETT: I think they’re
finally gonna give Tynomi like

an "Okay, you listen to us."

Ooh!

KIARA: Ooh,
the bitches are back.

SCARLETT: Hello, girls!

RITA: ¿Hola que tal?

SCARLETT: Uh-oh.

RITA: Everything in this room
is weird right now.

It’s not the same place
that we were five seconds ago.

SCARLETT: There are just so many
different energies and vibes

happening in this
room right now.

RITA: Can you just go back
to the main stage, please?

Thank you!

SCARLETT: Sissy, what’s wrong?

What’s going on?
What was your feedback?

ILONA: I’m just
like fucking pissed.

Like, it was just literally
like, "Oh, you’re so costumey,"

like, "This is a costume."

There’s so many designers
that do costumey shit

and are fucking in vogue.

Have you picked up a magazine?

JIMBO: You know what?

You do look like
a freaking party favour,

and so does Tynomi.

JIMBO: There is like literally
a tundra fucking breeze in here.

It is so fucked.

ILONA: Just shut up and put
a smile on your fucking face

like everyone else has to,

because I’m not dealing
with this right now, sorry.

Like...
JIMBO: Okay, bitch.

ILONA: Yeah, we’re
all fucking cold.

Look, we’re all
sitting here in blankets.

I literally just pretty much
got told I’m going home,

and that you’re fucking probably
the top two of the fucking week

over here, and you’re sitting
here complaining about the cold

when I’m about
to pack my suitcase.

That’s the last thing I want
to fucking hear right now.

JIMBO: Well, good thing that
all we want to hear is you.

It’s a good thing because you’re
the only one with an opinion.

You’re the only one
going through anything.

ILONA: Eat shit.

SCARLETT: Tensions are high!

I’m just gonna sit here
and hopefully I don’t

get a glass thrown by me.

JIMBO: Why do you get
the loudest voice in the room?

PRIYANKA: Go off, Jimbo!

Come on, Jimbo!

JIMBO: Why do you get to say,
"Shut the fuck up,"

and "Shut your mouth, bitch"?

ILONA: Jimbo, I don’t
want to hear it right now.

JIMBO: Great.
Well, I’m saying, Ilona,

I don’t want to fucking hear it
right now, so what do you say?

ILONA: Okay, cool,
then I’ll stop talking,

because I’m respectful.
JIMBO: Perfect, thank you.

ILONA: Let’s move on.
What’s next? [slurps]

SCARLETT: I hate that
you are feeling like this.

I hate that you are
feeling like this.

SCARLETT: I can’t even
look at Tynomi right now.

It’s just I hate to see
this huge personality

look so defeated.

TYNOMI: Like...
[inaudible]

’Cause literally like...

I couldn’t even walk
in here again, like...

TYNOMI: I told the girls
last week I will not end up

in the bottom again.

I promised them that.
And to fail...

PRIYANKA: It’s
heartbreaking seeing

someone so talented
be like torn down.

We love you so much, and we
want you to be so successful.

It’s so heartbreaking.

SCARLETT: This competition
is making us fucking crazy.

TYNOMI: I don’t know what to do.

I’ve never had
this feeling before.

I don’t even know how
I was still standing on stage.

I wanted to collapse,
like collapse.

TYNOMI: I’m just being me
and it’s not enough for them.

It’s like it’s just really hard.

[crying]

ILONA: Well, it’s like
very much the same thing.

It’s like this is my life.

It’s like I don’t just
do drag as a hobby.

It’s not just fun.
Like, this is who I am.

SCARLETT: I know, she’s
only lip synched twice.

PRIYANKA: Welcome
to the Ilona Show!

Ilona’s freaking out
about something again.

We have Shambellina
in the corner,

worried she’s gonna go home
and ruin her whole drag career,

and you’re coming in
just yelling at everybody?

Shut up!

SCARLETT: I’m so sorry, guys.

This is like,
it’s complicating the fuck--

ILONA: It’s just annoying!
Like, I spent all this money

and all this time and effort

like putting together sickening
looks for this competition,

and me fucking wearing garbage!

KIARA: [sighs]

ILONA: Like,
this is not my drag!

I wanted to come here
and fucking like

represent my culture.

I wanted to represent
for fucking trans people

and non-binary people,
and all I’m representing

right now is fucking
like dumpster divers!

TYNOMI: [laughs]
LEMON: [laughs]

[all laughing]

ILONA: It’s fucking true,
though!

I literally look like shit!

It’s so annoying!

JEFFREY: So, just between
us biodegradables,

what do you think?

BIDDELL: Boa, her personality
was so like hilarious.

I mean, I literally will cast
a model who can show me

her personality in her walk.

JEFFREY: I’m so glad that she
gave Boa on the runway tonight,

as she always does,
but I’m just gonna need to see

a little bit more polish because
you can’t just fly through

this competition based
on personality alone.

BROOKE LYNNE: There’s
always a bloop.

There’s always a a-ha.

There’s always a honk-honk.

But I would love to see her just
come out and be like fierce

with no gimmicks,
no gags, just once.

JEFFREY: Priyanka...

She was serving glamazon
supermodel realness tonight,

and I was there
for every minute of it.

That dress was so beautiful,

and I can only imagine
how hard it was to construct.

BIDDELL: I mean, Priyanka looked
like a model tonight, you know?

BROOKE LYNN:
Her walk was so good.

You really saw a difference.
It wasn’t Bambi on ice.

STACEY: She gave me Iman.

She gave me Liya Kebede.

She gave me
a little bit of Naomi.

BROOKE LYNN: She looked
wet and hungry and tired,

so just like a model.
STACEY: [laughs]

JEFFREY: Lemon...

BIDDELL: I have to say,
she made a gorgeous dress

that didn’t even really
look like it was Brillo pads.

STACEY: But tonight it’s
like she got too comfortable,

and she felt like maybe,
you know, she’s good,

so she doesn’t need to do much.

BIDDELL: She could have been
a little sexier in the way

that she walked in the dress.

She gave me a little
bit of a boy walk.

JEFFREY: Lemon is
a dancer, you know?

When Brooke Lynn Hytes
walks a runway,

you can tell that
this bitch is a dancer.

I need to see some
of that from Lemon.

Ilona Verley.

BROOKE LYNN: It’s just
a real letdown from last week,

when she had that
amazing runway look,

and then she comes out this
week, and it was just like,

wah, wah, wah.

STACEY: Straight up,
Ilona was boring for me.

Even if the outfit
is not the best,

that doesn’t mean
that you still can’t sell it.

BROOKE LYNN: People
need to wake up

and realize that
this is a competition,

and it’s every woman
for themselves,

even when you’re in a team.

JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks...

BROOKE LYNN:
As we said with Ilona,

the costume was a costume,
and it wasn’t as elevated

as the other looks
we saw on the runway.

STACEY: I really, really was
rooting for Tynomi tonight,

especially after I had that
runway coaching session

with her,
how I saw her transform,

and I was hoping that she was
gonna bring that tonight.

BROOKE LYNN: I think Tynomi’s
really struggling because

she is not a competitor.

She’s such a good
entertainer and dancer,

but she’s never been put in this
high pressure kind of situation.

So, just seeing her here
struggling just breaks my heart.

JEFFREY: Jimbo, she’s a queen
who’s been doing costume design

for over a decade.

I mean, she’s very good
at what she does.

BROOKE LYNN: She obviously
put a lot of work into it.

I just thought
the hair was messy,

the makeup didn’t
go all the way down.

It wasn’t a finished look,
all the way around.

BIDDELL: You’re giving
her some criticisms,

and she’s kind of coming back
at you with like explanations

and excuses, and I was like...

JEFFREY: Excuses.
I’m losing her a little bit.

I’m just not seeing
the same fire that I saw

the first couple of weeks
in this competition,

and I’m wondering
where she’s going.

So, have we made a decision?

JEFFREY: All right,

bring back our dumpster divas.

BIDDELL: Ladies, welcome
back to the runway.

The judges have
made some decisions.

JEFFREY: Lemon...

You scoured the runway
with your look.

You’re safe.

You may join the other girls.

LEMON: Thank you.

JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks,

you’ve had a lot of armour on.

It’s time to take it off
and let your shining knight

come through.

I’m sorry, my dear,
but you’re up for elimination.

PRIYANKA: [whispered]
Oh my god.

JEFFREY: Priyanka,
you served us a dark cloud,

but to be fair, your dress
did have a silver lining.

You’re safe.

Please join the other girls.

PRIYANKA: Thank you.

JEFFREY: Ilona Verley,

you turned pastel
into gay and knight,

but will your popup fairy tale
have a happy ending?

Jimbo, your Antoinette Mary

tried to serve us cake,

but was it queen era
or quinceañera?

Boa, you always know
how to wrap it in foil,

steam it,
and serve it up good.

But tonight when you came out,

were you fully cooked,

or just half-baked?

Jimbo...

You’re safe.

You may join the other girls.

JIMBO: Thank you.

JEFFREY: Ilona Verley,

I’m sorry, my dear,
but you’re up for elimination.

JEFFREY: Boa, you’re safe.
You may join the other girls.

BOA: Thank you, guys.
Thank you, judges.

ILONA: I’m in the bottom,
and I’m against Tynomi.

I’m just so
overwhelmed right now.

I can’t help but
feel like giving up.

TYNOMI: Yeah, yeah,
don’t worry about it.

ILONA: I value my friendships

way more than my
standing in a contest.

I just don’t want to have to
lip synch against my friend.

Fuck me.

ILONA: [crying]
I don’t think I can do it.

BROOKE LYNNE: Yes, you can.

TYNOMI: Please, perform.
Perform.

Perform.

ILONA: Tynomi’s just telling me
to fucking perform,

and not give up, and it’s
so hard hearing that from her.

BROOKE LYNN: I get
that you’re all sisters,

but this is a competition.

PRIYANKA: Ilona, you can do it!

JIMBO: Come on, Ilona!
You can do this.

JEFFREY: Ilona, this is so
important for our community

and all of the kids at home
that are watching you.

They don’t want to see you
give up, and neither do we.

You’ve got this, girl.

ILONA: I know that I have to do
this, and I can’t just give up.

This is not
a cute look right now.

JEFFREY: Two queens
stand before us.

Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare

a lip synch performance of
Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend.

This is your last chance
to impress us

and save yourselves
from elimination.

♪

BIDDELL: The time has come
for you to lip synch...

for your life.

ILONA: I need to
get it together.

I need to put on the best
show that I can put on.

TYNOMI: I know I’m gonna
perform the fucking house down.

I’m gonna give them a show.
I’m gonna give them Tynomi.

The Tynomi that they keep on
looking for, here she is.

BIDDELL: Good luck.

And don’t fuck it up.

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I don’t like your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way, I think
you need a new one ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend ♪

♪

TYNOMI: I look at Ilona,
and she is bringing it.

ILONA: I am selling this song
like it’s full price.

We’ve already seen Tynomi
send home two girls,

and I’m not trying
to be the third.

TYNOMI: Okay, we are fighting.

♪ You’re so fine I want you mine
You’re so delicious ♪

♪ I think about
you all the time ♪

♪ You’re so addictive ♪

♪ Don’t you know
what I could do ♪

♪ To make you feel all right ♪

♪ All right, all right,
all right ♪

♪ Don’t pretend I think
you know I’m damn precious ♪

♪ And hell yeah! ♪

♪ I’m the motherfucking
princess ♪

♪ I can tell you like me too ♪

♪ And you know I’m right ♪
♪ (I’m right, I’m right) ♪

♪ She’s like so whatever ♪

♪ You could do
so much better ♪

♪ I think we should
get together now ♪

♪ And that’s what
everyone’s talking about ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I don’t like your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way,
I think you need a new one ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend ♪

♪

♪ In a second you’ll be
wrapped around my finger ♪

♪ ’Cause I can,
’cause I can do it better ♪

♪ There’s no other ♪

♪ So when’s it gonna sink in ♪

♪ She’s so stupid ♪

♪ What the hell
were you thinking ♪

♪ In a second you’ll be
wrapped around my finger ♪

♪ ’Cause I can,
’cause I can do it better ♪

♪ There’s no other ♪

♪ So when’s it gonna sink in ♪

♪ She’s so stupid ♪

♪ What the hell
were you thinking ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I don’t like your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way,
I think you need a new one ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way! ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I know that you like me ♪

♪ No way, no way,
you know it’s not a secret ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I want to be your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I don’t like your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way,
I think you need a new one ♪

♪ Hey, hey, you, you,
I could be your girlfriend ♪

♪ No way, no way! ♪

♪ Hey, yeah!
Hey, hey, you, you! ♪

♪ I know that you like me!
No way, no way! ♪

♪ You know it’s not a secret!
Hey, hey, you, you! ♪

♪ I want to be your girlfriend!
No way, no way ♪

♪ Hey, hey! ♪

[cheering & applause]

TYNOMI: That was so good.
Wow.

BIDDELL: Oh my god!
[laughter]

JEFFREY: That was a
motherfucking lip synch, ladies.

Thank you.
Good job.

♪

♪

JEFFREY: Ladies...

We’ve made our decision.

Ilona Verley...

Shantay, you stay.

ILONA: [crying]

JEFFREY: You may
join the other girls.

ILONA: [crying]
Thank you.

♪

ILONA: I love you so much.

♪

JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks...

You have paved the way
for so many in this community,

and while this may be
a speedbump, honey,

the road ahead is wide open.

TYNOMI: Thank you so much.
Thank you.

JEFFREY: Now, sashay away.

ILONA: [crying]
TYNOMI: Okay.

Girl...

Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: We love you.

TYNOMI: I love you much.

[applause]

TYNOMI: I’m so proud of myself.
Thank you.

I’ve made it this far,
and I’m gonna continue going,

shooting for the stars.

Love you.

ILONA: We love you!
TYNOMI: Thank you.

SCARLETT: We love you!
[applause]

TYNOMI: It’s sad,
but I’m happy.

Even though I’m in shambles,
that was a good performance.

I know, I know I’m fire
and it will never be put out.

I’m ready to
take over the world.

No one’s gonna dim Tynomi’s
lights, all right, one time.

♪

♪

JEFFREY: Con-drag-ulations,
our top 8, and remember,

stay true north,
strong, and fierce.

Now, let the music play!

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Lipstick, lipstick,
painted on ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Work it for me ♪
♪ Work it for me, me ♪

♪ You wear it ♪
♪ You wear it ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada’s Drag Race...

BROOKE LYNN: We are playing
the one, the only...

Snatch Game!
[all cheering]

JEFFREY: You have me
legitimately gagged right now.

No one’s done her.

ILONA: I’m getting ready to
destroy some fucking cocks.

♪

BROOKE LYNN: If you
bomb the show,

they make you come back
and host it.

JEFFREY: That is how
you do Snatch Game, honey.

STACEY: I was cracking up
the entire time.

BROOKE LYNN: You had a lot
of people really turning it up

to 200%, and that made
you even more flatlined.

BOA: When I host
these viewing parties,

I’m gonna call in sick
for this episode, bitch!

♪

♪