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Justin�Trudeau�is�hard�at
work�finishing�his�Ninja
Turtle�Valentines
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for�all�the�lobbyists�he
like-likes.
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EMMA:�A�study�shows
that�cisgender�men
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are�the�mostly
likely�to�google,
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"What�does�cisgender�mean?"
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MIGUEL:��And�in�an�annual
tradis
t
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to�Africa�to�help�needy�CTE
researchers.
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(THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING)
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(CHATTING�INAUDIBLY)
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MIGUEL:�I�love�that�part.
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EMMA:�Yeah.
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Welcome�to��The�Beaverton,
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where�we�solve�the�news
one�story�at�a�time.
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I'm�former�child
detective�Miguel�Rivas.
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And�I'm�Emma�Hunter,
former�child�criminal.
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Collegiate�lacrosse�star,
Michael�Wangman,
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has�been�arrested
for�negligent�homicide
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after�authorities�say
he�drunkenly�crashed�his�car
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into�a�woman,
killing�her�instantly.
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However,�Wangman's�school
is�coming�to�his�defense,
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claiming�that�the�deceased
is�making�up�the�story
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in�order�to�get�attention.
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Cell�phone�footage�clearly
shows�Wangman's�car
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hitting�the�alleged�victim.
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However,�tweets�and�Reddit
users�have�been�quick
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to�accuse�the�corpse
of�blowing�the�situation
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out�of�proportion.
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One�such�comment�reads,
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(READING)
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"instead�of�laying
on�the�ground,
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"waiting�for�someone
to�find�me.
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"Besides,�she�knew
what�she�was�getting�into,
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"walking�on�a�sidewalk�near
where�cars�were�being�driven."
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For�decades,
New�Brunswick�has�been�owned
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by�one�family�of�forestry
billionaires,�the�Irvings.
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But�as�the�younger�generation
inherits�the�estate,
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the�Irvings�are�planning
to�pull�up�roots,
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and�put�the�old�family
province�on�the�market.
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According�to�one
Irving�cousin,
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(READING)
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"to�leaking�crude�oil
into�the�Bay�of�Fundy.
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"But�we've�had�our�eye
on�some�up-and-coming
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"poorly-regulated,
resource-heavy�neighborhoods,
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"like�the�Congo,
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"or�whatever�they're�calling
Rhodesia�these�days."
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The�Irvings
have�already�started
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to�renovate�the�province,
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by�putting�a�fresh
coat�of�paint�on�Moncton,
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and�evicting�the�province's
790,000�squatters.
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But�no�matter�what�they�do,
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it's�obvious�New�Brunswick
will�be�bought�as�a�tear-down,
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like�when�the�Weston�family
bulldozed�Ontario
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and�put�up�a�Loblaws.
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The�Toronto�Police�Service
is�bringing�accountability
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into�the�21st�century,
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by�equipping�its�frontline
officers�with�body�cameras.
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The�cameras�will�come
with�12-hour�battery�life,
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4K�resolution,
and�a�full�suite
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of�easy-to-use
self-editing�software.
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A�TPS�press�release�stated,
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(READING)
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"while�giving�our�constables
the�opportunity
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"to�delete�the�boring�stuff,
like�admissible�evidence."
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In�addition
to�the�full�editing�suite,
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the�camera�boasts
a�wide�array�of�fun�filters,
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that�can�give
a�perpetrator�googly-eyes,
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or�a�gun�in�their�hand.
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To�Oshawa,�a�Bruce�Springsteen
song�waiting�to�be�written.
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But�are�the�residents
of�this�Ontario�town
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born�to�run�drugs?
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For�more,�we�go�to�Aisha�Alfa.
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AISHA:��This�morning�in�Oshawa,
the�Ontario�suburb
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where�dreams
and�industry�come�to�die,
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the�day�was
as�uneventful�as�ever
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until�a�routine�narcotics�case
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morphed�into�something
much�more�complicated.
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I'm�here�in�downtown
Oshawa's�financial�core,
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where�the�police�recently
did�a�drug�bust
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on�47�Marquee�Avenue,
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only�to�later�find�out
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that�neighboring�houses
were�also�involved.
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But�this�afternoon,
it�has�escalated�to�the�point
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where�the�entire�city
of�Oshawa�has�been�arrested
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for�running
a�marijuana�grow-operation.
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The�case�brings�to�mind�last
year's�tragedy�in�Surrey,�BC,
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when�the�town's
500,000�meth�labs
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exploded
in�a�chain�reaction.
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While�cultivating�marijuana
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can�incur�up�to�10�years
in�prison,
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Durham�authorities
will�be�lenient
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as�they're�just�happy�Oshawa
is�manufacturing�something.
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My�sources�have�informed�me
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that�all�142,000�suspects
processed�today
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have�cut�deals
to�testify�against
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their�141,999�co-defendants,
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so�they're�probably
looking�at�probation.
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Well,�at�least�the�white�ones.
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From�Oshawa,�I'm�Aisha�Alfa.
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Thanks,�Aisha.�For�me,
the�best�drug�of�all
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00:04:09,015 --> 00:04:10,275
is�a�nice�brisk�walk.
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In�a�surprising�move,
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Marineland�has
finally�announced
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it�will�end
its�controversial�program
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of�breeding�trainers
in�captivity.
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The�practice�began�in�the�'60s
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when�it�became�illegal
to�go�out�in�a�boat
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and�tranquilize
swimming�humans.
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By�the�1980s,�every
trainer�at�Marineland
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was�born�and�raised�in�tanks,
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designed�to�resemble
a�natural�human�habitat.
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Trainers�in�captivity�were
prone�to�listlessness,
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wet�suit�rashes
and�malnourishment
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due�to�their�diet
of�amusement�park-grade�pizza.
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But�it�became�clear
the�program�had�to�end
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when�one�trainer
dragged�an�orca
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to�the�bottom�of�its�tank,
drowning�it.
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To�Bay�Street�now,
where�the�merger
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of�agribusiness
behemoth�Monsanto
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with�the�German
pharmaceutical�giant�Bayer
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has�many�investors�worried.
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For�more,�we're�joined
by�our�own�financial�expert,
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Laura�Cilevitz.
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Thanks,�Emma.
This�Bayer-Monsanto�merger
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is�really�concerning�news.
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It�threatens�to�create
a�monopoly
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in�one�of�the�world's
most�crucial�industries.
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Food?�Pharmaceuticals?
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Evil.
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With�the�combination
of�Monsanto's
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aggressive�gene-patenting
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and�Bayer's�historic�ties
to�the�Third�Reich,
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this�new�company�could�push
smaller�evil�corporations
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out�of�the�lucrative
human�misery�market.
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And�what�does
this�lack�of�competition
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mean�for�consumers
of�nefarious�products
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like�you�or�me?
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Well,�if�they�continue
down�this�path,
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we�won't�just�be�paying�more
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for�risky�birth�control
and�terminator�seeds.
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We�could�see�an�increase�in
the�cost�of�conflict�diamonds,
141
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cell�phone�batteries,�even
dry-aged�rhino�sirloins.
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How�are�other�evil�companies
responding�to�the�news?
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There's�a�lot�of�fear.
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Barrick�Gold�maintains�healthy
competition�is�the�best�way
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to�oppress
Third�World�workers.
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And�Canada's�oil�producers
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were�forced�to�leak
40,000�barrels�of�crude
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on�a�First�Nations�reserve
to�appease�their�shareholders.
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What�about�mom-and-pop
evil�producers?
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Yes.�The�puppy-mill�owners,
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cockfight�promoters,
bike�thieves,
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and�the�world's
oldest�profession,
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freelance�contract�killers.
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Well,�these�people
might�experience
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a�bit�of�a�slowdown,
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but�their�best�hope�is�that
there�will�always�be�a�market
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for�conscientious�consumers
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who�want�to�buy
their�evil�products�locally.
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Thanks,�Laura.
I'll�tell�you�what's�evil.
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Farmers'�markets.
Five�bucks�for�a�plum?
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After�the�break,
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we'll�meet�the�nude�old�man
in�the�locker�room
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who�wants�to�talk
politics�with�you.
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You�know,�my�balls?
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I�feel�like�I�could�shape�them
into�various�things,
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like�that�old�show,
Puppetry�of�the�Penis...
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(PHONE�RINGING)
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CBC.�Human�Resources
Department.�What�do�you�got?
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Sexual�harassment
at�CBC�Radio.
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Multiple�women?
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00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:09,258
But�nobody�gets�sexually
harassed�at�CBC�Radio.
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We�have
a�consistently-enforced
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zero-tolerance�policy
that�applies�to�all�employees,
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regardless�of�race,�gender
orientation,�or�status.
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I�know.�It's�practically
all�I�ever�talk�about
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with�my�staff.
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So,�what�happened?
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Jian�happened.
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No.�Jian�Ghomeshi.
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That�behavior�is�not
acceptable�to�the�CBC,
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or�its�management.
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I�am�firing�you,�right�now.
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Mere�seconds�after
hearing�this�news
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for�the�very�first�time.
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No.�I'm�going�to�continue
working�here,
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and�be�the�face�of�CBC�Radio,
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and�you�guys
are�going�to�perpetuate
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my�image�as�a�thoughtful,
progressive�feminist.
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But�CBC�doesn't�want
to�do�that�at�all.
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(WHISPERS)
Too�bad.�I'm�forcing�you.
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Because�I'm�clearly
the�only�villain�in�this.
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(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING�CONTINUES)
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-What�are�we�going�to�do?
-What�can�we�do?
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We're�his�employers.
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We�have�no�power�over�him
or�this�workplace�environment.
197
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,098
God.
198
00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,602
In�some�ways,�it�feels�like
CBC's�the�biggest�victim
199
00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:23,795
in�all�of�this.
200
00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,566
We�can�only�hope
our�super-smart�viewers
201
00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,635
realize�that�for�themselves.
202
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,443
MAN:�The�People�Versus
Jian�Ghomeshi
203
00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,576
premieres�Tuesday�night
after�Mr.�D,
204
00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,812
and�before�another�Mr.�D.
205
00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:45,259
Coming�up�later...
206
00:08:45,291 --> 00:08:47,691
Pope�Francis�declares�that
next�year's�Palm�Sunday
207
00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,257
will�be�Hawaiian-themed.
208
00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,403
EMMA:��Our�travel�expert
will�show�you
209
00:08:52,431 --> 00:08:55,641
how�to�run�away�from
your�problems�on�a�budget.
210
00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:57,338
MIGUEL:��And�we'll�meet
the�zoologist
211
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,710
whose�job�it�is
to�get�panda�bears�to�mate
212
00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:01,269
with�Galapagos�tortoises.
213
00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,609
To�Bruce�County,�Ontario,
214
00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,384
where�many�questions
remain�unanswered
215
00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:08,982
regarding�last�week's
bizarre�Groundhog�Day
216
00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:10,975
when�Wiarton�Willie
emerged�from�his�cage
217
00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:12,847
and�in�a�low,
clear�voice�stated,
218
00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:16,015
"There�are�only�nine
springs�left."
219
00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,315
Willy�is�only�meant�to�predict
220
00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:18,716
how�many�weeks
of�winter�remain,
221
00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,328
but�it�became�clear
something�was�wrong
222
00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,660
when�he�stood�on�his�hind�legs
223
00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,555
and�made
what�witnesses�are�calling,
224
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:26,997
"meaningful�eye�contact
with�each�person,"
225
00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:29,603
before�uttering
his�dire�warning.
226
00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:32,095
While�many�are�dismissing
the�mishap�as�a�hoax,
227
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,938
some�feel�unsettled�by�reports
that�Punxsutawney�Phil,
228
00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,184
Staten�Island�Chuck,
and�Banff�Todd
229
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,109
each�emerged�from�their�cages,
cast�nine�shadows
230
00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,676
and�vanished
in�a�burst�of�light.
231
00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,419
In�response
to�the�emotional�debate
232
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,521
surrounding
public�breastfeeding,
233
00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:50,923
Victoria's�Secret�has�designed
a�sexy�nursing�bra
234
00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,857
which�allows�women�to�feed
their�baby�discreetly,
235
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,863
while�only�showing�the
desirable�part�of�their�boobs,
236
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,926
the�top.
237
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:02,435
The�Hello�Nurse!�...ing�Bra
allows�new�mothers
238
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:05,708
to�tuck�their�infant
directly�into�the�cups.
239
00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:07,708
This�also�creates
the�much�sought-after
240
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:10,040
baby�push-up�effect.
241
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,646
According�to�spokeswoman
Karen�Yorkman,
242
00:10:12,678 --> 00:10:18,218
(READING)
243
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,750
"Instead,�they'll�be�harassed
for�their�amazing�tits,
244
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,416
"which,�thankfully,
they're�already�numb�to."
245
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,294
In�international�news,
246
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,985
territorial�disputes
in�the�Holy�Land
247
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,157
have�been�raging
248
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,025
since�the�milk�and�honey�boom
of�4000�BC.
249
00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:34,134
But�a�breakthrough
may�be�on�the�way.
250
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,036
For�more,�we're�joined�live
via�satellite,
251
00:10:36,068 --> 00:10:38,438
by�our�foreign�correspondent,
Marilla�Wex.
252
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,671
Thanks,�Miguel.
253
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:42,065
In�a�major�pivot,
the�Netanyahu�government
254
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,608
has�shocked�the�international
community�today
255
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,214
by�announcing
a�two-state�solution.
256
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,546
That's�incredible,�Marilla.
How�did�this�happen?
257
00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:50,982
The�ruling�Likud�party
258
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,887
realized�it�was�time
to�end�the�conflict
259
00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,948
by�creating
two�distinct�states
260
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,117
for�two�very
different�peoples.
261
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,386
Israelis�and�liberal�Israelis.
262
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,596
-I'm�sorry?
-That's�right.
263
00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,598
After�decades
of�mounting�tensions,
264
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,570
the�Middle�East�will
no�longer�be�torn�apart
265
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,869
by�sectarian�divisions
between�Netanyahu's�supporters
266
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,412
and�secular�leftists
who�think�his�policies
267
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,138
are�absolute�horseshit.
268
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,414
What�does�a�sovereign
liberal�Israel
269
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,113
mean�for�Israel?
270
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,605
Good�question.
271
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,846
The�Jewish�state�will�only
engage�with�a�liberal�Israel
272
00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,382
if�they�elect
a�pro-Israel�government.
273
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,118
Doesn't�that�seem
like�a�long�shot?
274
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,653
That�is�a�concern.
275
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,118
If�they�elect�a�hostile
centrist�government,
276
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,157
Netanyahu�may�have�no�choice
but�to�cut�off�the�light,
277
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,633
water�and�air�conditioning
278
00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:37,161
-in�Tel�Aviv.
-MIGUEL:��Wow.
279
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,996
That's�usually�how
these�disputes�work�out.
280
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,802
That's�a�good�point.
How�do�the�Palestinians
281
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,804
fit�into�this�roadmap
for�peace?
282
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:46,306
Oh,�um...
They�didn't�really�come�up.
283
00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:49,037
MIGUEL:��Thank�you,�Marilla.
284
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,450
Urban�green�spaces�are�playing
285
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,408
an�increasingly�vital�role
for�Canadian�cities.
286
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,678
Whether�it's�Vancouver's
scenic�Stanley�Park,
287
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,447
the�West�Edmonton�marsh,
288
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,585
or�Toronto's�planned�CN�Trail,
289
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:04,861
they�provide
a�welcome�dose�of�nature
290
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,530
to�the�modern�metropolis.
291
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,729
Not�to�be�outdone,
292
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,360
rural�areas
throughout�the�nation
293
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,525
have�begun�creating
gray�spaces,
294
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:16,335
bringing�little�patches�of
city�squalor�to�the�country.
295
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,498
Poverty�and�droughts
have�been�forcing�people
296
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,907
to�migrate�to�the�city
for�decades,
297
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,310
turning�country�mice
into�city�rats.
298
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,312
According�to�gray�space
advocacy�group,
299
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,384
Project�Smokestack,
300
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:32,253
(READING)
301
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:34,754
"these�spaces�give
country-dwellers�a�chance
302
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,257
"to�just�forget�about
their�pastoral�surroundings
303
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:38,389
"for�a�few�moments,
304
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,034
"to�focus�on
their�own�chilling,
305
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,559
"unavoidable�future."
306
00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,262
Coming�up,�we�tell�you
the�five�warning�signs
307
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:47,197
that�your�book�club
is�actually�a�cult.
308
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:50,401
-Can�you�read?
-I�can�read.�Yeah.
309
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:51,466
Oh.
310
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,174
I�can�read�pretty�well.�Yeah.
311
00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:54,365
What�do�you�call�that?
312
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:55,906
I�went�to�school.
313
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:56,981
MIGUEL:��I've�been
reading�the�teleprompter...
314
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,185
Later�this�hour...
315
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,090
A�new�study�has�found�that
white�men�can,�in�fact,�dance,
316
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,333
but�have�been�hiding�it
to�assuage�their�guilt.
317
00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,703
EMMA:��We�profile�an�innovative
new�school
318
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,499
that�got�rid�of�homework,
teachers�and�students.
319
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,896
MIGUEL:��And�a�Victoria�father
320
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,744
sleeping�alone
in�a�race�car�bed
321
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:25,239
wonders�where
it�all�went�wrong.
322
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,666
The�federal�NDP�has�long�been
323
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,707
the�third�wheel
of�Canadian�politics,
324
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,953
forever�playing
the�overlooked�Ron�Weasley
325
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,008
to�the�Liberals'�dashing
Harry�Potter
326
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,847
and�the�Tories'
buzz-killing�Hermione.
327
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:40,093
In�a�surprise�movement
to�broaden�their�base,
328
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,819
the�party�announced�it�has
agreed�to�a�merger
329
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,924
that�will�unite
the�Canadian�left.
330
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,356
But�since�it's�five�years
too�late
331
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,931
to�incorporate
with�the�Liberals,
332
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,689
the�NDP's�only�choice
is�to�merge
333
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,697
with�the�parties
to�the�left�of�them,
334
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,999
including�the�Communist,
Marxist-Leninist,
335
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:56,142
Animal�Alliance,�Marijuana,
Natural�Law,
336
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,968
and�Fight�For�Your
Right�To�parties.
337
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,874
According�to
an�NDP�spokesperson,
338
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:05,336
(READING)
339
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,707
"like�the�environment,
the�social�safety�net,
340
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:10,046
"workers'�rights,
worker�bees'�rights,
341
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,182
"wolves'�rights,
and�yogic�flying."
342
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,222
Analysts�estimate�the�merger
343
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,893
could�gain
the�new�New�Democrats
344
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:19,891
as�many�as�no�seats�under
our�current�electoral�system.
345
00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,025
The�party�is�also�mulling
over�a�name�change
346
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,831
which�should�be�a�cinch
given�how�easily
347
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:27,833
disparate�voices�on�the�left
tend�to�agree�on�things.
348
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,237
Foodies�are�always
on�the�lookout
349
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,768
for�the�next�big�trend.
350
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,043
Here�to�tell�you
why�you're�an�idiot
351
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,371
for�still�eating�ramen
352
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:35,105
is�our�own
bad�boy�restaurateur,
353
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,340
Eddie�Zheng.
354
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,735
All�right.�More�pan.
355
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,106
-EDDIE:��Name's�Eddie�Zheng.
-(WHOOPING)
356
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,954
My�restaurant's�called
500�Days�of�Dim�Summer.
357
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,081
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-EDDIE:��For�me,
358
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:44,315
food�is�all�about�family,
359
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,950
and�that's�why
I�spend�so�much�time
360
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,945
screaming�at�my�line�cooks.
361
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:51,387
...the�vegetables.
362
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,363
What?�Come�on!
363
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,962
Yo,�I'm�hitting�the�town
364
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,704
in�search�of
the�ultimate�street�food.
365
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,202
Garbage!
366
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,368
Here's�my�man,
Trevor�MacNamara.
367
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,140
Ever�since�his�agribusiness
got�shut�down
368
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,038
by�the�government
for�playing�God,
369
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:08,510
he�has�become�the�expert
in�literal�street�food.
370
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:11,180
Grocery�stores�throw�out�a�ton
of�perfectly�good�produce.
371
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,440
True,�true.
372
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,778
So,�if�you�want
that�real�gangsta�shit,
373
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:15,983
you�gotta�go�dumpster-diving
374
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:17,175
in�a�place
that�isn't�a�grocery�store.
375
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:18,846
-Yo,�for�real?
-Yeah,�man.
376
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,994
All�great�cuisines�started�out
as�peasant�food.
377
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,390
This�is�the�modern�equivalent.
378
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:24,321
It's�like�a�back-to-basics
food�movement.
379
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,186
You�know,�we�got�decay,
destitution,�objection.
380
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:29,696
These�are�true�basics�of�the
human�condition,�you�know.
381
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,898
-Yes.
-Yeah.�Oh,�word!
382
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,001
You�seeing�this?
What�is�this�shit?
383
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,443
-Manna�from�the�streets,�bro!
-Oh,�man!
384
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,968
We�got�a�whole�meal
right�here.
385
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,011
Oh,�yeah.
Help�that�sauce,�man!
386
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,911
Oh,�damn!
387
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,684
It's�got�a�ferment
like�kombucha!
388
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,282
Mmm.�What�this�is�fermenting
389
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:51,254
-is�a�food�revolution.
-Yeah.�Mmm.
390
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,693
Mmm-mmm.
391
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,846
Yo,�boys.�Dinner's�ready.
392
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,488
EDDIE:��Garbage�is�more�than
just�a�food�movement.
393
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,134
It's�also
the�food�of�the�future.
394
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,429
You�all�ready�to�eat?
395
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,601
Yeah.
396
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,999
EDDIE:��Even�if
that's�not�going�to�be
397
00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,570
Young�Kaligula's�future.
398
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,128
We�love�you,�Young�Kaligula.
399
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,837
I'm�sorry�you�died
from�a�garbage�infection.
400
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:12,399
This�is�your�boy,�Eddie�Zheng,
401
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,108
and�this�right�here...
This�is��The�Beaverton.
402
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,240
(LAUGHING)
403
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,175
Thanks,�Eddie.
404
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:24,123
After�the�break,�a�Canadian
fraternity's�85th�annual
405
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,689
blackface/grope�women
pub�crawl
406
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,149
was�canceled�this�week,
due�to�weather.
407
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,133
It's�really�interesting...
I�did�that�pub�crawl,�um...
408
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:47,207
Oh!�You�came�back.
409
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,269
Prime�Minister�Trudeau
has�been�accused�of�hypocrisy
410
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,678
on�several�fronts,
411
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,409
for�not�acting
on�his�campaign�promises,
412
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,784
and�yet,�his�approval
ratings�remain�high.
413
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,523
Here�to�discuss�is�political
analyst�Anand�Rajaram.
414
00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,950
Welcome,�Anand.
415
00:16:59,985 --> 00:17:01,185
Thank�you�for�having�me.
416
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,790
Why�is�it�that�nothing
seems�to�stick
417
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,291
to�the�Prime�Minister?
418
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,333
Well,�first�of�all,
he�is�a�master�politician,
419
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,729
and�second,�he's�covered
in�coconut�oil.
420
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,703
Because�he�heard
people�were�into�that.
421
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,165
Yeah,�they�are.
422
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,840
Uh,�but�I�worry.�Will�this
ever�catch�up�to�him?
423
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,370
Well,�it�would,�if�it�wasn't
for�the�fact
424
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,666
that�he�is
the�perfect�embodiment
425
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,278
of�what�Canadians�value.
The�middle.
426
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,450
The�cream
in�the�Boston�cream�donut.
427
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,479
The�yellow�part
of�the�Nanaimo�bar.
428
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,575
-The�fish�in�the�Filet-O...
-We�know�what�the�center�is.
429
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,117
Well,�of�course,�you�do.
Because�you're�Canadian.
430
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:37,993
And�Canadians�are�to
the�center�of�center.
431
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,363
What�does�that�even�mean?
432
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,591
Well,�poll�data�shows
433
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,986
that�there�is
very�little�difference
434
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:46,597
between�saying�popular�things
and�doing�popular�things.
435
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,842
The�Prime�Minister�understands
that�being�well-liked
436
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,198
is�more�important
than�acting�on�the�statements
437
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,637
that�made�people�like�you
in�the�first�place.
438
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,713
So,�centrism�means�just
breaking�all�your�promises?
439
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,883
(LAUGHING)
He's�not�breaking�promises.
440
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,683
He's�just�not�following
through�on�them.
441
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,345
There's�a�big�difference.
442
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:08,054
Besides,�there
is�zero�political�value
443
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,657
in�keeping�promises.
444
00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,828
Every�one�you�keep�is�one
you�can't�make�next�election.
445
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,762
Now�that's�leadership.
446
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,464
No,�a�leader�is�someone
with�strong�core�values.
447
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:21,227
Oh.�He�has�a�strong�core.
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,235
I�mean,�you�need�one,
449
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,539
if�you're�going�to
straddle�that�fence.
450
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,372
Miguel,�why�do�you�have�to
pick�one�side?
451
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,177
Why�can't�you�have�carbon�tax
and�oil�subsidies?
452
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,480
See,�everybody's�happy.
453
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,981
And�why�wouldn't�they�be?
454
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,412
I�mean,�we've�already�rejected
455
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,547
the�frigid�waters
of�conservatism
456
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,283
and�we're�just
not�ready�for�the...
457
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,388
The�red�hot�sex-pit
of�full-blown�socialism.
458
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,592
The�liberals�offer�us
the�reassuring�comfort
459
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,325
of�room�temperature.
460
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,700
Well,�if�all�the�liberals
are�going�to�do
461
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,098
is�pander�to�the�middle,
maybe�I'll�vote
462
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,630
for�someone�else
next�election.
463
00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,034
(LAUGHING)
464
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,174
You�know�what?
I�don't�think�you�will.
465
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,513
(CHUCKLES)
He's�got�you�there,�Miguel.
466
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,039
Thanks�for�joining�us,�Anand.
467
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,705
And�our�final�story�tonight.
468
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,083
The�federal�government
announced�plans
469
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,551
to�institute
pay�equity�legislation,
470
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,620
ensuring�male
and�female�employees
471
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:12,679
get�equal�pay�for�equal�work,
472
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,618
and�as�a�feminist,
I�just�want�to�say,
473
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,393
"It's�about�time."
474
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,821
Well,�I�hate�to�burst
your�progressive�bubble,
475
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:21,427
but�it�doesn't�actually�come
into�effect�until�2018,�so...
476
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,500
Well,�that's�just�around
the�corner,�so...
477
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,059
Why�can't�they
do�it�right�now?�(CHUCKLES)
478
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,427
So�much�to�organize,
479
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,695
and�you�don't�want
to�burden�businesses�with...
480
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,943
-How�much�do�you�make?
-I�don't...�(CHUCKLES)
481
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:33,639
I�don't�think
that's�appropriate�to�discuss.
482
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,442
Do�you�make�more�than�me?
483
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,284
Money�is�a�no-go
topic�with�me.
484
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,709
It's�up�there�with�sex,
politics�and�religion.
485
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:40,845
Also,�music,�groceries
486
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,849
and�how�fast�you�drive
when�you're�alone.
487
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,021
You�just...
488
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,389
You�don't�talk�about
some�things,�you�know?
489
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,348
Okay.�Why�don't�you
write�it�down?
490
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,487
(LAUGHS)
491
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,691
I'm�sure�we
make�about�the�same.
492
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,593
About�the�same?
493
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,025
Okay,�fine.�Here...
494
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,130
Well,�just�write�it�down
on�the...
495
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,301
-No�problem.�Not�at�all.
-Well,�just,�uh...
496
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,700
Write�it�down,�then.
497
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,101
(CHUCKLING)�Sorry.
498
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,474
Okay,�yeah.�We're�good.
499
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:04,502
(LAUGHING)
500
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,613
What�does�that�mean?
501
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,781
I�don't�know.�Maybe�this�whole
pay�equity�thing�is�overblown.
502
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,808
You�make�more�than�me,
don't�you?
503
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:17,346
That's�completely�unfair!
We�do�the�same�job.
504
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:22,352
Yeah.�But�are�we�both
equally�as�charming?
505
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,687
Do�we�both�really�have
the�same��je�ne�sais�quoi?
506
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,194
Oui!
507
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,656
Look,�it's�not�a�contest,
Miguel,�okay?
508
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,625
And�as�the�Minister
of�the�Status�of�Women�said,
509
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,873
"Pay�equity.�It's...
It's�a�complex�issue."
510
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,399
They're�just�numbers
that�should�be�the�same.
511
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,035
So,�now�you're�saying
women�can't�do�math?
512
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,110
Okay,�not�very
feminist,�Miguel.
513
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,938
No.�I'm�just�saying...
514
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,244
I'm�just�saying,�you�and�I
515
00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,875
should�be�paid
the�same�for�our�work.
516
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,110
Well,�2018�is�just
around�the�corner.
517
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,783
That's�all�the�time�we�have.
518
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,215
For��The�Beaverton,
I'm�Emma�Hunter,�saying,
519
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,191
"If�getting�the�news�right
is�wrong,
520
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,789
"then�I�don't�want
to�be�right,�right?"
521
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,391
Wrong!
522
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,362
Oh,�that�was�fun.
This�is�terrible.
523
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,661
(MIGUEL�GROANS)
524
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,427
-This�is�insane.
-Yeah.
525
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,032
Well,�you�write�down�yours!
526
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:07,203
-Write�it�down!
-I�can't�write.
527
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,672
-Write�down�how�much�you�make!
-I'm�a�talker.
528
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,600
I'm�a�typer,�not�a�writer.
529
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,696
Well,�just�say�it!
530
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,267
-No.
-Come�on.
531
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,035
Um,�I�don't�like�to�talk
about�things,�too,�like...
44597