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Tonight,�on�The�Beaverton.
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EMMA:�Appeasing�their�pro-life
base,�Republicans�promise�to
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fill�the�Supreme�Court
vacancy�with�a�6�week
old�Ohio�fetus.
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MIGUEL:�Channeling�FDR.
President�Trump�hopes�to
inspire�the�nation�with
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his�fireside�tweets,�and�also
dying�in�office.
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EMMA:�And�we�ask�our�nation's
children�how�they�feel�about
being�the�last�generation.
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Welcome�to�The�Beaverton,
the�show�where,�if�anything,
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we�have�too�much�news.
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-I'm�Miguel�Rivas.
-And�I'm�Emma�Hunter,
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The�Beaverton's�answer
to�Miguel�Rivas.
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The�Toronto�Police
are�celebrating�tonight,
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as�their�controversial
carding�program�has�led
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to�its�first�ever�arrest.
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The�program
has�been�criticized
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for�disproportionately
targeting�young�black�men.
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However,�it�was
declared�a�success
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after�the�random�stop
of�James�Smith,
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who�had�an�outstanding�warrant
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for�fleeing�arrest
from�the�last�time
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he�was�stopped
without�probable�cause.
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A�Toronto�Police
spokesperson�explained,
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(EMMA�READING)
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"we're�still�gonna�count
this�one�as�a�win."
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In�a�watershed�moment,
the�Government�of�Canada
has�set�up
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the�first�self-determining
indigenous�court
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to�oversee�First�Nations�laws
on�reserves.
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Then�appointed
an�old�white�judge
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to�oversee�it.
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Justice�Gordon�Saxton
will�be�responsible
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for�interpreting
14,000�years
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of�cultural�history
and�oral�tradition,
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something�he�says
he's�ready�for�because�of�his
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30�years'�experience
in�corporate�mergers.
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Reached�for�comment,
Justice�Saxton�said,
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(EMMA�READING)
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"I'm�honoured�to�be
the�pasty�face
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"of�this�initiative,
and�look�forward
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"to�being�the�authority
on�aboriginal�law,
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"a�topic�I�think�we�went�over
in�law�school,�maybe."
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To�finance�now.
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We�all�have�lots�of�money,
but�some�people�don't�want
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to�invest�it�in�companies
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that�poison�rivers
or�hurt�owls.
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The�Beaverton's�Laura�Cilevitz
joins�us
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to�talk�about
ethical�investing.
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Good�evening,�Laura.
What�is�ethical�investing?
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It's�where�you�put�your�money
in�companies�you�know
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aren't�involved
in�unsavory�activities
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like�dealing�arms
or�stealing�forests.
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Where's�the�fun�in�that?
(CHUCKLES)
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That�actually�is
a�really�great�question.
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For�years,�ethical�investing
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has�been�the�domain�of
the�small�group�of�investors
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who�care�more�about�breathable
air�than�rate�of�return
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and�want�to�make�sure
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their�money�isn't�being�used
to�kill�people.
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It's�been�a�giant�waste
of�time.
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That�seems�very�cynical.
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But,�shh.
Listen,�Miguel.
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Vortex,�the�mutual�fund
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company�I've�been�raving
about�all�year,
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has�just�released�a�series
of�ethical�mutual�funds
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that�aren't�just�for
Prius�drivers
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and�people
who�listen�to�CBC�Radio.
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So,�they�invest
in�green�energy�companies
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and�government�bonds?
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(CHUCKLES)�Not�exactly.
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What�Vortex�Mutual�does
is�take�your�money.
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And�instead�of�investing�it
in�a�disreputable�company,
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say,�Halliburton,
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puts�it�into
a�holding�corporation.
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From�there,�the�money
is�mixed�with�funds
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from�other�investors
in�an�offshore�bank�account,
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before�being�put�randomly
into�one�of�six�trusts,
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known�as�Friend�Hug.
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This�money's�goin'
on�a�sweet�ride.
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Each�Friend�Hug
converts�your�money
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into�a�lesser-used�currency,
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like�the�Swiss�Franc
or�the�Thai�Baht.
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Then,�unbeknownst�to�you,
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that�money�is�then�invested�in
a�company,�say,�Halliburton.
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If�the�money�ends�up
with�one�of�these
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unethical�corporations�anyway,
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-what's�the�point?
-Mmm.
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The�point�is,�Vortex's�maze
of�financial�transactions
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means�you�don't�know
you�own�shares�in�a�company
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that�did�Deepwater�Horizon.
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(CHUCKLES)
The�event�or�the�movie.
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So,�as�far�as�you�know,
you�invested�in�Greenpeace,
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or�a�flock�of�birds
or�something.
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But�some�of�us�want�to�be�able
to�sleep�at�night,�Laura.
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You'll�sleep�easy
on�those�silk�sheets
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you�can�now�afford.
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Laura,�what�about�those�of�us
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who�don't�care
how�we�get�rich?
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Uh,�where�do�we�invest?
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Well,�you�can�always�hit
the�four�P's�of�profitability,
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which�are�prisons,�pills,
petroleum,�and�panda�faces.
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That's�great.�Thanks,�Laura.
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Is�society�getting�you�down?
Good�news.
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A�self-help�fad�once�dismissed
as�old-fashioned
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is�inspiring�people
all�over�the�world
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to�feel�good
about�themselves�again.
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Fascism.
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Advocates�of�fascism
are�screaming
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that�it�improves
personal�well-being
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through�the�power
of�negative�thinking
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about�other�people.
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It�also�helps�shed
those�pounds
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by�combining
the�cardio�of�marching
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with�the
high-intensity�workout
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of�beating�journalists.
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From�Russia,
to�the�Philippines,
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to�the�United�States,
strongman�nationalism
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has�been�helping�people�take
control�of�their�lives.
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And�other�people's�lives.
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And�is�proving�to�be�2017's
answer�to�The�Secret.
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After�the�break,�we�show�you
how�to�turn�your�compost�bin
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into�a�gross�salad�bar.
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-I'd�do�that.
-Yeah.�I�mean,
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I'd�watch�you�do�it
at�the�very�least.
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NARRATOR:�Atlantic�Canada.
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The�wonder,�the�majesty,
the�beauty.
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The�perfect�place�to�retire.
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Consider�spending�your
golden�years�in�the�Maritimes.
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Enjoy�the�fabulous
golf�courses.
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Walk�the�amazing�Cabot�Trail.
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When�needed,
take�advantage�of�world-class
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medical�facilities
and�short�wait�times.
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Seriously,�use�up
those�medical�resources.
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Go�to�town.
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Take�up�all�the�hospital�beds.
There�are�so�many!
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Waste�nurses'�time
with�your�detailed�questions
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about�which�form
you�have�to�fill�out,
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even�though�the�forms
are�very�clear.
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Atlantic�Canada.
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The�perfect�place
for�you�to�go.
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Paid�for�by�the�governments
of�Ontario,�Quebec,
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and�Alberta.
Please�leave.
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Coming�up�later.
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EMMA:�A�romantic�city�worker
in�Calgary�used�a�snowplow
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to�write
his�marriage�proposal,
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leaving�dozens
critically�injured.
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MIGUEL:�A�basement�centipede
ruins�a�perfectly�good�boner.
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EMMA:�And�we'll�tell�you
which�of�your�favourite�gays
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is�a�secret�celebrity.
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Turning�to�the�economy.
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Big�changes�are�in�store
for�the�freight�industry,
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with�self-driving�trucks
expected�to�roll�off�the�line
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in�the�next�five�years.
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Fortunately,�steps�are
being�taken�to�protect�those
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whose�livelihoods
will�be�most�affected
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by�driverless�technology,
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the�nation's�hitchhikers.
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The�new�trucks�will�be
outfitted�with�sensors,
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which�will�allow�them
to�detect�and�stop
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for�roadside�thumb�jockeys.
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They'll�also�come�equipped
with�pre-taped�dialogue�loops
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meant�to�mimic�standard
driver-hitchhiker�patter,
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ranging�from�"awkward�silence"
to�"preamble�to�murder."
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Shipping�companies
are�also�exploring
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what�can�be�done�to�protect
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other�transport-adjacent
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careers�like�truck�stop
prostitutes,
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short�order�cooks,
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and�those�guys�who�pick�up
bottles�of�pee.
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If�you've�ever�seen
someone�get�hit�by�a�car,
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you�know�the�damage
it�can�do�to�your�windshield.
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But�did�you�know�it�also�does
damage�to�their�body?
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That's�where�the�healthcare
system�comes�in.
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But�recently,
Canadian�healthcare
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has�dropped
in�international�rankings.
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To�find�out�what�we�can�do
to�improve
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this�vital
Canadian�institution,
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I�decided�to�look
into�the�matter�myself.
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Dr.�Gaines,
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do�you�believe�Canada
has�a�healthcare�crisis?
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It's�more�of�a�PR�crisis.
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Our�system�has�its�flaws,
but�it's�important�to�remember
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a�key�point�that�I�press
upon�all�my�patients,
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we're�still�better
than�America.
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With�all�due�respect,
Dr.�Gaines,
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isn't�this�the�same�argument
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we�all�heard�seven�years�ago,
when�I�was�trapped
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in�an�elevator
with�Michael�Moore?
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Mmm.�It�remains�valid.�Uh...
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But,�look.�We've�done
all�we�can�with�our�budget.
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Now�it's�important�to�focus
on�making�Canadians
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believe�we�still�have
a�great�system.
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-MIGUEL:�For�more�answers,
I�sat�down�with�the�team...
-Hi.
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...tasked�with�turning
this�whole�situation�around.
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We've�learned�a�lot�from
the�successes�in�Scandinavia.
193
00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,291
How�to�successfully�integrate
a�two-tier�system
194
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,297
without�allowing�the�public
option�to�suffer?
195
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,829
No.�How�to�create�a�buzz
by�putting�a�beautiful
196
00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,295
-blonde�face�to�healthcare.
-Yep.
197
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,574
This�isn't�about
public�service.
198
00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,042
It's�about�public�perception.
199
00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,840
If�people�know�that�we�have
the�best�healthcare
200
00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,012
in�the�world,
then�it�doesn't�have�to�be.
201
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,980
That's�why�this�year�all
the�biggest�Canadian�celebs
202
00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,210
will�be�enjoying�and�endorsing
our�healthcare�system.
203
00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,177
We've�got�Drake�scheduled
for�a�major�cancer�scare,
204
00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,246
which�will�coincide�with
the�Raptors'�playoff�run.
205
00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,616
Well,�this�is�a�horrible�idea,
206
00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,894
but�I�am�curious�how�you
got�in�touch�with�him.
207
00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,963
He�doesn't�seem�to�be
getting�my�emails.
208
00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,796
When�Drake's�Non-Hodgkins
Lymphoma�drops,
209
00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,059
we'll�follow�as�he�spends
eight�months
210
00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,867
trying�to�get
a�single�CT�scan�at
211
00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:56,169
��ViewsFromSunnybrookOncology.
212
00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,742
Do�you�really�think
social�media
213
00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,870
can�solve�this
country's�systemic�problems?
214
00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,166
Well,�mental�health
was�blowing�up
215
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,308
after�Justin�Bieber's
216
00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,282
narcissistic�personality
disorder
217
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,251
and�its�Snapchat-documented
treatment.
218
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,680
Mmm-hmm.
219
00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,254
MIGUEL:�Kelsey�and�Suzie
aren't�kidding�around.
220
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,123
They've�already�booked
indie�rock�superstars
221
00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,251
Arcade�Fire
222
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,756
to�play�a�series�of�ER
waiting�room�concerts.
223
00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,458
At�first�I�wasn't�certain,
224
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,690
but�I�think�our�new�campaign
will�work�especially�well
225
00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,056
with�Canada's�new
assisted�dying�legislation.
226
00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,395
The�audience�is
going�to�love�it.
227
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,570
Audience?
228
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,768
Shouldn't
doctor-assisted�suicide
229
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,429
be�performed�in�private?
230
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,167
And�miss�out�on�all�the�drama?
231
00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,002
Imagine�watching
a�terminally�ill�patient
232
00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,908
as�they're�forced
to�justify�the�cost
233
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,110
of�their�death
to�a�panel
234
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,141
of�Canada's
greatest�investors.
235
00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,706
Are�you�telling�me
you�wouldn't
236
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,684
watch�Dragon's�Den:
Right�to�Die�edition?
237
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,481
It's�important�to�us
and�the�national
238
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,316
healthcare�budget
that�Canadians�stop�looking
239
00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,791
at�Medicare�as�a�right
and�more�of�a�prize.
240
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,661
Canada's�health�care�PR�system
241
00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,390
will�be�the�most�advanced
in�the�world.
242
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,125
No�other�country�is
even�thinking�of�doing�this.
243
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,732
-Nice�work,�Miguel.
-Thanks.
244
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,003
I�think�it's�a�really
important�issue
245
00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,201
to�a�lot
of�Canadians.
246
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,702
Not�this�Canadian.
I�take�care
247
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,574
of�all�my�healthcare�needs
every�spring
248
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,443
when�I�fly�to�Switzerland
to�have�my�blood�replaced.
249
00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,983
With�their�next�leader
being�chosen�this�spring,
250
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,939
the�Conservative�Party
is�streamlining
251
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,678
the�selection�process
252
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,983
by�removing�the�part
with�the�demon�eggs.
253
00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:20,316
Candidates�will�still�have�to
get�300�member�signatures,
254
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:24,423
raise�$100,000,�and�of�course,
drink�a�liter�of�hot�blood
255
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,157
straight�from�an�ox's�neck.
256
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,892
But�they�will�no�longer
have�to�sit
257
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,297
on�a�demon�egg
until�it�hatches
258
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,928
and�recognizes�the�candidate
as�its�mother.
259
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,995
While�the�Party�hopes�losing
the�ritual�of�Zelveer
260
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,635
will�help�them�find
a�candidate
261
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,170
with�more
mainstream�appeal,
262
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,035
this�hasn't�stopped�Brad�Trost
263
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:44,343
from�hatching�several�eggs
on�his�own�time.
264
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,047
As�manufacturing�jobs
move�overseas,
265
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,219
Canada's�unions�seem
to�be�under�threat.
266
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:52,588
The�trend�is�the�subject�of
tonight's�Point/Counterpoint.
267
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,048
Do�we�still�need�unions
268
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,256
now�that�we�have�all�the�stuff
unions�won�for�us?
269
00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,659
Absolutely.�Declining�unions
have�opened�the�door
270
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,292
to�rampant�income�inequality.
271
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,257
They�still�have�a�critical
place�in�the�modern�world.
272
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,026
Counterpoint.�Yes.
273
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,465
Do...�Do�we�actually
agree�on�something?
274
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,101
Yeah,�man!�Unions�are�great!
275
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,666
Playing�cards�with�the�boys,
276
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,044
gettin'�wasted�on�a�Thursday
night�at�the�curling�club.
277
00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,473
Just�like�season�two
of�The�Wire.
278
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,938
That's...�That's�not�what
unions�are�about,�Emma.
279
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,747
Also,�that�was
the�worst�season.
280
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,909
Collective�bargaining�is...
281
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,346
Is�exactly�what's�wrong
282
00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,721
with�organized�labour
today,�Miguel.
283
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,390
Unions�got�all�caught�up
in�the�whole
284
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,519
workers'�rights�thing
and�they�lost�sight
285
00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,194
of�what�really�matters.
286
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,192
Which�is�what?
287
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,363
Takin'�her�easy.
Not�givin'�a�shit.
288
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,932
That's...�No,�no.
289
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,400
Emma,�unions�are�about
workers'�rights
290
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,069
and�striking�when�the�bosses
try�and�oppress�you.
291
00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,468
Oh,�I'm�with�you�there.
I�love�strikes.
292
00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,240
-Why?
-It's�a�day�off!
293
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,840
So,�you�don't�walk
the�picket�line?
294
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,311
No.
295
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,479
You�don't�go�to�meetings
or�read�the�union�newspaper?
296
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,438
I�don't�know.
Is�that�like�Vibe�magazine?
297
00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,507
No,�it's�not�like
Vibe�magazine.
298
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,806
Um,�then�no.
299
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,517
Well,�you�pay
your�dues,�right?
300
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,119
That's�what�the�unions
fought�for,�Miguel.
301
00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,050
The�right�not�to�pay�dues.
302
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:03,356
Wrong�again!�You�never�signed
up�for�the�union,�did�you?
303
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,429
Wait,�the�union�just�doesn't
do�that�for�me?
304
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,559
No!
305
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:08,733
Okay.
306
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,961
And�they�don't
pay�your�taxes�for�you?
307
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,966
Well,�obviously�not!
308
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,498
Then�what's�the�point�of�them?
309
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,303
You�know�what?�You�were�right,
Miguel.�Unions�suck!
310
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,166
-That�wasn't�my�position...
-All�right,�everyone!
311
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,635
Miguel's�finally�won
a�Point/Counterpoint.
312
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,884
(CHUCKLES)�Geez.
313
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,439
Coming�up,�the�top�five�ways
314
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,808
to�come�out�to�your�bros
at�the�Super�Bowl�party.
315
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:31,816
I�was�deep�in�the...
316
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,091
(AUDIENCE�CHEERING
AND�APPLAUDING)
317
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,970
Later�this�hour.
318
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:48,598
MIGUEL:�Shocking�photos�emerge
of�the�horse�from�Heartland's
319
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,744
botched�plastic�surgery.
320
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,411
EMMA:
Born�again�paleontologist
321
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,069
discovers�three�new�species
322
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,437
of�the�devil's�tricks.
323
00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,706
MIGUEL:�And�the�cat�from
the�popular�Internet�meme
324
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,715
can�dead�after�has
cheeseburger.
325
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,219
Breaking�news�out�of�Israel.
326
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,251
We�go�now�to�Aisha�Alfa,
who�is�live�on�the�scene.
327
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,387
Hello,�Emma.
I'm�here�in�Jerusalem,
328
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,092
where�a�new�accord
may�bring�peace
329
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,394
to�the�Middle�East.
330
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,085
A�two-state�solution
has�been...
331
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,597
MIGUEL:�I'm�sorry,�Aisha.
332
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,499
Would�you�mind�throwing
a�jacket�on?
333
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,331
What?�It's�40�degrees
out�here.
334
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,766
I�know,�but�we're�getting
some�angry�emails
about�your�outfit.
335
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,702
People�are�uncomfortable
seeing�so�much�skin.
336
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,408
Oh,�because�I'm
in�the�Middle�East.
337
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,909
Uh,�no.
It's�not�a�cultural�thing.
338
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,611
These�comments�are�coming�in
from�Nova�Scotia.
339
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,881
Okay.�Um...
As�I�was�saying,
340
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,284
In�moments,�we�will�hear
a�joint�press�conference
341
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,816
from�the�Palestinian�Authority
342
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,051
-and�Israeli...
-MIGUEL:�Uh,�sorry,�Aisha.
343
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,616
We're�still�getting
some�negative�feedback.
344
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,416
Can�we�get�wardrobe
in�there?�Is...
345
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,627
Okay,�so,�Carl
from�Thunder�Bay�is,�um,
346
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,331
asking�for�the�jacket�to�be
really�just...
347
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,033
On�and�maybe
done�up�to�there.
348
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,195
(CLEARS�THROAT)
The�blockade�of�the�Gaza�Strip
will�be�lifted,
349
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,774
-and�we�can...
-Oh,�and�no�makeup.
350
00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,742
Doreen�from�Kelowna
called�it�"whoreish."
351
00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,911
Excuse�me?
352
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,439
Oh.�Okay,�I�think
we're�good�to�go.
353
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:02,713
That�looks�good.
354
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,681
Great.
Because�as�I�was�saying,
355
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,610
already�Israeli
and�Palestinian�children
356
00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,105
are�coming�together...
357
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,117
Ah,�shoot.�Nope.
358
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,989
Now�all�of�Montreal�is�finding
you�prudish�and�boring.
359
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,118
-We�need�to�start�over�again
with�a�whole�new�look.
-Yeah.
360
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,064
You�guys,�this�is...
This�is�really�important.
361
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,889
I�know.�It's�important
to�our�viewers�that,
362
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,134
as�a�woman�on�TV,
363
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,759
you�perfectly�straddle
the�virgin/whore�dichotomy.
364
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,925
Maybe�if�you�smiled�a�bit
more�it�would�even�things�out.
365
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,174
Oh,�yeah.
366
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,498
Definitely�not�that�much.
367
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,073
Ugh.�What�the�fuck,�guys?
Come�on!
368
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,801
What?�Okay,�I'll�ask�her.
Aisha,�are�you�by�any�chance
369
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,307
-ovulating�right�now?
-Oh.�(SCOFFS)
370
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,809
Our�male�viewers�are�tweeting
that�they�can�sense�it.
371
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,842
The�beautiful�Aisha�Alfa,
everyone.
372
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,178
(AUDIENCE�CHEERING
AND�APPLAUDING)
373
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,412
-She's�so�good-looking.
-She's�very�attractive.
374
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,678
Very�physically�pretty.
375
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,976
-Mmm-hmm.
-Yeah.
376
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,717
Now�it's�time
for�Beaverton�Sports.
377
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,622
From�the�double�plays,
to�the�breakaways,
378
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,264
to�other�vestigial�remnants
of�tribal�conflict,
379
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,030
here's�Luke�and�Pat.
380
00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,933
Welcome�back�to�The
Beaverton�Sports�Network.
381
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,574
As�friends,�colleagues,
and�occasional�wife-swappers,
382
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,670
Pat�and�I�are�delighted
to�bring�you
383
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:03,841
all�the�news�you�need�to�know
384
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,169
from�the�wide�world
of�sports.
385
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,474
Let's�get�into�it.
386
00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,565
Hopping�on�the�advanced
metrics�bandwagon,
387
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,007
the�CFL�will�start�measuring
a�new�statistic,
388
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,083
their�players'
Uber�driver�ratings.
389
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,912
The�Rays�are�demanding
the�city�of�Tampa
390
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,017
use�taxpayer�money
391
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,748
to�fund�the�construction
of�a�new�ballpark.
392
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,123
City�council
initially�refused,
393
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,951
but�backed�down�after
the�Rays�ownership�group
394
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,616
threatened�them�with�the�giant
laser�gun
395
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,155
the�council�built
for�them�last�year.
396
00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,459
The�NBA�has�stripped�Charlotte
of�the�All-Star�Game
397
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,832
over�North�Carolina's
anti-transgender
bathroom�bill.
398
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,772
But�Tar�Heel�State�lawmakers
are�doubling�down
399
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,868
by�appointing�Hornets�center
Roy�Hibbert
400
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,540
as�the�starting
genital�checker
401
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,198
for�the�arena�ladies'�rooms.
402
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,307
But�first.
Alongside�trade�deadline�day,
403
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,679
one�of�the�most�important
dates�in�the�NHL�calendar
is�comin'�up.
404
00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,978
Tuesday�is
felony�deadline�day.
405
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,710
That�is�the�last�day
teams�have�to�decide
whether�to�cut�or�trade
406
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,916
all�players�who've�committed
serious�crimes.
407
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,049
BSN�will�have�non-stop
coverage�beginning
at�10:00�a.m.
408
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,494
and�lasting�till�whenever
the�courts�close.
409
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,320
Will�L.A.�hang�on�to�its�core
of�prescription�medication
smugglers�for�another�Cup�run,
410
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:02,757
or�will�they�finally�decide
to�re-tool�with�a�fresh�batch
of�juvenile�offenders?
411
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,925
Make�sure�to�tune�into�BSN
to�find�out.
412
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,634
And�speaking�of�crime
and�punishment,
413
00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,795
the�jury�has�reached�a�verdict
in�the�Paul�King�trial.
414
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,304
I�was�on�the�scene
earlier�today.
415
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,437
I'm�standing�just�outside
the�courtroom�where,
moments�ago,
416
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,682
a�jury�found�NHL�forward
Paul�King�innocent
of�sexual�assault.
417
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:22,310
Mr.�King,�declared�not�guilty,
how�did�you�feel�when�the�jury
read�their�verdict?
418
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,518
Oh,�you�know,�I'm�just,
uh...�I'm�just�proud
of�my�whole�team.
419
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,620
You�know,�Elliot�Weintraub
and,�uh,�Jerry�Hastings,
they�got�up�there,
420
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,223
uh,�and�they�did
the�dirty�work�necessary
to�give�us�a�victory.
421
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:34,226
Were�you�worried�this�one
wasn't�going�to�go�your�way?
422
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,259
Well,�you�know,�we,�uh,
we�fought�hard,
the�prosecution�fought�hard...
423
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,966
Uh...�You�know,�the�victim,
she�fought�pretty�hard,�too,
and,�uh...
424
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,440
Everyone�left�it
all�out�on�the,�uh...
The�courtroom�floor.
425
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:47,669
I,�uh,�I�think�the�fans,
uh,�watching,�uh,
would�really�appreciate�that.
426
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,036
Was�there�a�particular�moment
when�you�thought
you�might�lose?
427
00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,006
Well,�you�know,�we�came�out
strong�with,�uh,
the�cross�examination
428
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,476
about�her�previous
sexual�history,�which,�uh...
(CLEARS�THROAT)
429
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,585
You�know,�it�didn't�really
have�anything�to�do�with
anything,�but,�uh...
430
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,148
We�took�the�foot�off�the�gas
for�a�second
431
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,616
and�they�came�roaring�back
with�the�DNA�evidence.�Uh...
432
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,725
Uh,�but�ultimately�we�were
able�to�pick�it�up�and,�uh,
get�out�there�and�get�the�W.
433
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,430
Things�got�a�little�heated
between�you
and�Prosecutor�Baker
434
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,502
when�he�called�you
a�"predator�who�uses�fame
to�exploit�young�women."
435
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,742
Do�you�bear�any�hard�feelings
now�that�the�trial�is�over?
436
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,069
Well,�you�know,�in�a�case
like�this,�uh...
437
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,844
You�know,�going�the�full
seven�days,�it's,�uh...
438
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,584
Emotions�are�gonna�flare�up,
you�know?
439
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,379
And,�uh,�Baksy...
Baksy�is�a�great�guy.
440
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,212
You�know,�I�came�out�on�top
this�time,�but,�uh...
441
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,178
-You�know,�next�time
it's�a�whole�new�game.
-Next�time?
442
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,947
(GASPS,�SPUTTERING)
443
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,416
(LAUGHING)�These�guys!
You�believe�these�guys?
444
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:41,325
-These...�These�guys
are�my�guys!
-(LAUGHING)
445
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,830
Great�report,�Luke.
And�let�me�just�say,�that�suit
fits�you�like�a�dream.
446
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,503
Thanks�for�picking�it�out
for�me.
447
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,572
That's�all�the�time�we�have.
Be�sure�to�tune�into�BSN
at�11:00
448
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,111
for�full�coverage�on
the�Leafs'�plan�to�turn
their�goalkeeping�woes�around
449
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,808
by�starting�a�promising
young�hockey�tarp.
450
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,713
(AUDIENCE�CHEERING
AND�APPLAUDING)
451
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,432
Welcome�back.
At�The�Beaverton,
we�try�and�report
452
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,559
on�the�news�that�affects
people�all�across�the�country.
453
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,695
But�one�province�gets
overlooked�all�too�often.
454
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,301
We�go�now�to�Donavon�Stinson,
with�a�report
455
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:26,044
on�the�province�we�know
as�the�land�of�living�skies,
456
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,541
Manitoba.
457
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,743
-Saskatchewan.
-It's�the�same�thing.
458
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,243
(INDISTINCT)
459
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,349
Saskatchewan.�The�Prairies.
460
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,394
The�golden�fields�of�wheat.
461
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,690
The�province�you�haven't
thought�about�since�your�grade
8�geography�final.
462
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,593
Long�the�flat�sister�of
Alberta's�busty�cowgirl
463
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,956
and�Ontario's
bootylicious�stepmom.
464
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,455
But�with�the�other�provinces
all�mired�in�recession,
465
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,338
Saskatchewan�is�experiencing
a�resource�boom
that�has�many�residents�there
466
00:18:56,368 --> 00:19:00,308
saying�that�the�time�is�now
to�grab�the�mantle
of�best�Canadian�province.
467
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:04,279
Which�begs�the�question,
is�Saskatchewan�finally�having
its�moment?
468
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:08,309
We�asked�New�York�Times
travel�expert�Simon�Berry
to�find�out.
469
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,147
No.
470
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,417
All�right,�then.
Back�to�you�guys.
471
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:19,534
Thanks,�Donavon.�I�told�you
we�should've�done�the�story
on�Manitoba.
472
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,428
-Well,�when�you're�right,
you're�right.
-Yeah.
473
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,100
Speaking�of�being�right,
before�we�go,
474
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,698
we'd�like�to�correct
a�few�errors
from�our�last�broadcast.
475
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:29,331
That's�right.
Um,�Antonio�Guterres
is�the�Secretary-General
476
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:34,568
of�the�United�Nations,
and�not,�as�I�reported,
the�president�of�Who�Cares.
477
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,776
Mine�is�less�of�an�error
than�it�is�a�clarification.
478
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:41,279
Last�week,�I�referred
to�myself�as�a�former�member
of�SEAL�Team�6,
479
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:45,153
which�some�viewers�took
to�mean�the�special�ops�team
that�killed�Osama�bin�Laden.
480
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,924
In�fact,�I�was�referring�to
my�cover�band�that�primarily
sings�Kiss�from�a�Rose.
481
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,030
-Wow,�Miguel.
-Just�a�simple
misunderstanding�is�all.
482
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,559
-I'm�happy�to�clear�it�up.
-You�called�it
a�decisive�victory
483
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,555
in�the�War�on�Terror.
484
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:03,267
Hey,�I�defy�any�jihadist
to�hate�the�West�after�hearing
my�sweet�guitar�riffs.
485
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,512
Yeah,�I'll�never�forget
where�I�was�when�I
first�heard�you�play.
486
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,468
Speaking�of�9/11,
487
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,807
last�week�I�made�reference
to�being�one�of�that�day's
first�responders.
488
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:14,353
Please�tell�me�you�didn't�lie
about�being�a�first�responder.
489
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,779
-Well,�I�most�certainly
did�not.
-Okay,�good.�(CHUCKLES)
490
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,415
I�was�one�of�the�very�first
people�in�my�grade�10�class
491
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,291
to�respond�to�news�that�9/11
was�happening.
492
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755
Jesus�Christ,�Miguel.
493
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,230
My�specific�response�was,
"Oh,�no.�That's�terrible."
494
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,860
So,�you've�just�been
inserting�yourself
into�news�stories?
495
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,966
Just�a�simple
misunderstanding.
496
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,968
Have�you�ever�heard�about
Brian�Williams,�Stephen�Glass,
Jayson�Blair?
497
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,472
Well,�of�course�I've�heard
of�them,�Emma.
498
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,373
They're�in�my�cover�band,
SEAL�Team�6.
499
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,576
We�killed�Osama�bin�Laden.
500
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,349
I�should�clarify,
Osama�bin�Laden
is�the�nickname�we�gave
501
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,978
to�Seal's�hit�song,
Kiss�from�a�Rose.
502
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,254
And�we�kill�it�every�time.
503
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,922
All�right,�Miguel.
504
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,350
For�The�Beaverton,
I'm�Emma�Hunter,�saying,
505
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,586
"If�you�see�any�news,
let�us�know."
506
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,733
You�should�really�check
out�my�band,�SEAL�Team�6.
507
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,358
(AUDIENCE�CHEERING
AND�APPLAUDING)
508
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,764
(INDISTINCT�CHATTER)
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