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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:05,910 Tonight,�on�The�Beaverton. 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:08,339 EMMA:�Appeasing�their�pro-life base,�Republicans�promise�to 3 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,905 fill�the�Supreme�Court vacancy�with�a�6�week old�Ohio�fetus. 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:15,522 MIGUEL:�Channeling�FDR. President�Trump�hopes�to inspire�the�nation�with 5 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:18,418 his�fireside�tweets,�and�also dying�in�office. 6 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:22,561 EMMA:�And�we�ask�our�nation's children�how�they�feel�about being�the�last�generation. 7 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,874 Welcome�to�The�Beaverton, the�show�where,�if�anything, 8 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,136 we�have�too�much�news. 9 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,235 -I'm�Miguel�Rivas. -And�I'm�Emma�Hunter, 10 00:00:44,277 --> 00:00:46,977 The�Beaverton's�answer to�Miguel�Rivas. 11 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,982 The�Toronto�Police are�celebrating�tonight, 12 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:53,717 as�their�controversial carding�program�has�led 13 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:56,223 to�its�first�ever�arrest. 14 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:58,056 The�program has�been�criticized 15 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,961 for�disproportionately targeting�young�black�men. 16 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:02,864 However,�it�was declared�a�success 17 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,596 after�the�random�stop of�James�Smith, 18 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:07,032 who�had�an�outstanding�warrant 19 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,897 for�fleeing�arrest from�the�last�time 20 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,635 he�was�stopped without�probable�cause. 21 00:01:11,671 --> 00:01:14,541 A�Toronto�Police spokesperson�explained, 22 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,714 (EMMA�READING) 23 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,818 "we're�still�gonna�count this�one�as�a�win." 24 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:24,878 In�a�watershed�moment, the�Government�of�Canada has�set�up 25 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,288 the�first�self-determining indigenous�court 26 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:30,620 to�oversee�First�Nations�laws on�reserves. 27 00:01:30,657 --> 00:01:32,357 Then�appointed an�old�white�judge 28 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,862 to�oversee�it. 29 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:36,603 Justice�Gordon�Saxton will�be�responsible 30 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,799 for�interpreting 14,000�years 31 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,402 of�cultural�history and�oral�tradition, 32 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,874 something�he�says he's�ready�for�because�of�his 33 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:47,013 30�years'�experience in�corporate�mergers. 34 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,540 Reached�for�comment, Justice�Saxton�said, 35 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,876 (EMMA�READING) 36 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,706 "I'm�honoured�to�be the�pasty�face 37 00:01:54,747 --> 00:01:56,477 "of�this�initiative, and�look�forward 38 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:58,916 "to�being�the�authority on�aboriginal�law, 39 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,122 "a�topic�I�think�we�went�over in�law�school,�maybe." 40 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:04,656 To�finance�now. 41 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:07,391 We�all�have�lots�of�money, but�some�people�don't�want 42 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:08,727 to�invest�it�in�companies 43 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:11,401 that�poison�rivers or�hurt�owls. 44 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,771 The�Beaverton's�Laura�Cilevitz joins�us 45 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,340 to�talk�about ethical�investing. 46 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:19,309 Good�evening,�Laura. What�is�ethical�investing? 47 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:21,439 It's�where�you�put�your�money in�companies�you�know 48 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,944 aren't�involved in�unsavory�activities 49 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,877 like�dealing�arms or�stealing�forests. 50 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,083 Where's�the�fun�in�that? (CHUCKLES) 51 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,985 That�actually�is a�really�great�question. 52 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,488 For�years,�ethical�investing 53 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,690 has�been�the�domain�of the�small�group�of�investors 54 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,832 who�care�more�about�breathable air�than�rate�of�return 55 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,188 and�want�to�make�sure 56 00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:42,726 their�money�isn't�being�used to�kill�people. 57 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,262 It's�been�a�giant�waste of�time. 58 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,871 That�seems�very�cynical. 59 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,100 But,�shh. Listen,�Miguel. 60 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,395 Vortex,�the�mutual�fund 61 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:52,506 company�I've�been�raving about�all�year, 62 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,339 has�just�released�a�series of�ethical�mutual�funds 63 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,005 that�aren't�just�for Prius�drivers 64 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,553 and�people who�listen�to�CBC�Radio. 65 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,109 So,�they�invest in�green�energy�companies 66 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,477 and�government�bonds? 67 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,875 (CHUCKLES)�Not�exactly. 68 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,387 What�Vortex�Mutual�does is�take�your�money. 69 00:03:06,419 --> 00:03:09,289 And�instead�of�investing�it in�a�disreputable�company, 70 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,862 say,�Halliburton, 71 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:13,130 puts�it�into a�holding�corporation. 72 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:15,129 From�there,�the�money is�mixed�with�funds 73 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:18,001 from�other�investors in�an�offshore�bank�account, 74 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,931 before�being�put�randomly into�one�of�six�trusts, 75 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:23,367 known�as�Friend�Hug. 76 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,973 This�money's�goin' on�a�sweet�ride. 77 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,140 Each�Friend�Hug converts�your�money 78 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:30,535 into�a�lesser-used�currency, 79 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:33,147 like�the�Swiss�Franc or�the�Thai�Baht. 80 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:34,779 Then,�unbeknownst�to�you, 81 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:39,894 that�money�is�then�invested�in a�company,�say,�Halliburton. 82 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,689 If�the�money�ends�up with�one�of�these 83 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,761 unethical�corporations�anyway, 84 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,330 -what's�the�point? -Mmm. 85 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,688 The�point�is,�Vortex's�maze of�financial�transactions 86 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,327 means�you�don't�know you�own�shares�in�a�company 87 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:52,033 that�did�Deepwater�Horizon. 88 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,595 (CHUCKLES) The�event�or�the�movie. 89 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,474 So,�as�far�as�you�know, you�invested�in�Greenpeace, 90 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,843 or�a�flock�of�birds or�something. 91 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:02,442 But�some�of�us�want�to�be�able to�sleep�at�night,�Laura. 92 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:04,075 You'll�sleep�easy on�those�silk�sheets 93 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,010 you�can�now�afford. 94 00:04:06,045 --> 00:04:07,305 Laura,�what�about�those�of�us 95 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,877 who�don't�care how�we�get�rich? 96 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,545 Uh,�where�do�we�invest? 97 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,453 Well,�you�can�always�hit the�four�P's�of�profitability, 98 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:18,116 which�are�prisons,�pills, petroleum,�and�panda�faces. 99 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,927 That's�great.�Thanks,�Laura. 100 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,530 Is�society�getting�you�down? Good�news. 101 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:26,203 A�self-help�fad�once�dismissed as�old-fashioned 102 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:28,402 is�inspiring�people all�over�the�world 103 00:04:28,434 --> 00:04:30,744 to�feel�good about�themselves�again. 104 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,540 Fascism. 105 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,442 Advocates�of�fascism are�screaming 106 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,344 that�it�improves personal�well-being 107 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:38,536 through�the�power of�negative�thinking 108 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,248 about�other�people. 109 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,220 It�also�helps�shed those�pounds 110 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,218 by�combining the�cardio�of�marching 111 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,890 with�the high-intensity�workout 112 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:48,018 of�beating�journalists. 113 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,564 From�Russia, to�the�Philippines, 114 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:52,189 to�the�United�States, strongman�nationalism 115 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:55,185 has�been�helping�people�take control�of�their�lives. 116 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,898 And�other�people's�lives. 117 00:04:56,929 --> 00:05:01,729 And�is�proving�to�be�2017's answer�to�The�Secret. 118 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,638 After�the�break,�we�show�you how�to�turn�your�compost�bin 119 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:07,111 into�a�gross�salad�bar. 120 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,470 -I'd�do�that. -Yeah.�I�mean, 121 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,108 I'd�watch�you�do�it at�the�very�least. 122 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,084 NARRATOR:�Atlantic�Canada. 123 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:17,022 The�wonder,�the�majesty, the�beauty. 124 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,350 The�perfect�place�to�retire. 125 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:23,215 Consider�spending�your golden�years�in�the�Maritimes. 126 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,886 Enjoy�the�fabulous golf�courses. 127 00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:28,355 Walk�the�amazing�Cabot�Trail. 128 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,604 When�needed, take�advantage�of�world-class 129 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,700 medical�facilities and�short�wait�times. 130 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:37,443 Seriously,�use�up those�medical�resources. 131 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:38,670 Go�to�town. 132 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,835 Take�up�all�the�hospital�beds. There�are�so�many! 133 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:44,314 Waste�nurses'�time with�your�detailed�questions 134 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,454 about�which�form you�have�to�fill�out, 135 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,609 even�though�the�forms are�very�clear. 136 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:50,975 Atlantic�Canada. 137 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,517 The�perfect�place for�you�to�go. 138 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:55,123 Paid�for�by�the�governments of�Ontario,�Quebec, 139 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:56,394 and�Alberta. Please�leave. 140 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,334 Coming�up�later. 141 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,496 EMMA:�A�romantic�city�worker in�Calgary�used�a�snowplow 142 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,365 to�write his�marriage�proposal, 143 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,274 leaving�dozens critically�injured. 144 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:17,837 MIGUEL:�A�basement�centipede ruins�a�perfectly�good�boner. 145 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,712 EMMA:�And�we'll�tell�you which�of�your�favourite�gays 146 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,878 is�a�secret�celebrity. 147 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,051 Turning�to�the�economy. 148 00:06:27,086 --> 00:06:29,386 Big�changes�are�in�store for�the�freight�industry, 149 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:32,432 with�self-driving�trucks expected�to�roll�off�the�line 150 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:33,928 in�the�next�five�years. 151 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,760 Fortunately,�steps�are being�taken�to�protect�those 152 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,726 whose�livelihoods will�be�most�affected 153 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,725 by�driverless�technology, 154 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,497 the�nation's�hitchhikers. 155 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,536 The�new�trucks�will�be outfitted�with�sensors, 156 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,911 which�will�allow�them to�detect�and�stop 157 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,810 for�roadside�thumb�jockeys. 158 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:52,782 They'll�also�come�equipped with�pre-taped�dialogue�loops 159 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,922 meant�to�mimic�standard driver-hitchhiker�patter, 160 00:06:55,948 --> 00:07:01,118 ranging�from�"awkward�silence" to�"preamble�to�murder." 161 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,294 Shipping�companies are�also�exploring 162 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:04,762 what�can�be�done�to�protect 163 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,031 other�transport-adjacent 164 00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:08,558 careers�like�truck�stop prostitutes, 165 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:09,864 short�order�cooks, 166 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,466 and�those�guys�who�pick�up bottles�of�pee. 167 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:16,099 If�you've�ever�seen someone�get�hit�by�a�car, 168 00:07:16,135 --> 00:07:19,805 you�know�the�damage it�can�do�to�your�windshield. 169 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:23,909 But�did�you�know�it�also�does damage�to�their�body? 170 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,953 That's�where�the�healthcare system�comes�in. 171 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,478 But�recently, Canadian�healthcare 172 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,583 has�dropped in�international�rankings. 173 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,345 To�find�out�what�we�can�do to�improve 174 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,024 this�vital Canadian�institution, 175 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:35,462 I�decided�to�look into�the�matter�myself. 176 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,786 Dr.�Gaines, 177 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,864 do�you�believe�Canada has�a�healthcare�crisis? 178 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,532 It's�more�of�a�PR�crisis. 179 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,961 Our�system�has�its�flaws, but�it's�important�to�remember 180 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,626 a�key�point�that�I�press upon�all�my�patients, 181 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,096 we're�still�better than�America. 182 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,935 With�all�due�respect, Dr.�Gaines, 183 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,340 isn't�this�the�same�argument 184 00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:53,871 we�all�heard�seven�years�ago, when�I�was�trapped 185 00:07:53,906 --> 00:07:55,636 in�an�elevator with�Michael�Moore? 186 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:57,135 Mmm.�It�remains�valid.�Uh... 187 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,376 But,�look.�We've�done all�we�can�with�our�budget. 188 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:01,712 Now�it's�important�to�focus on�making�Canadians 189 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,317 believe�we�still�have a�great�system. 190 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:06,420 -MIGUEL:�For�more�answers, I�sat�down�with�the�team... -Hi. 191 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,092 ...tasked�with�turning this�whole�situation�around. 192 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:11,661 We've�learned�a�lot�from the�successes�in�Scandinavia. 193 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,291 How�to�successfully�integrate a�two-tier�system 194 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,297 without�allowing�the�public option�to�suffer? 195 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,829 No.�How�to�create�a�buzz by�putting�a�beautiful 196 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:21,295 -blonde�face�to�healthcare. -Yep. 197 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,574 This�isn't�about public�service. 198 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,042 It's�about�public�perception. 199 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:25,840 If�people�know�that�we�have the�best�healthcare 200 00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,012 in�the�world, then�it�doesn't�have�to�be. 201 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,980 That's�why�this�year�all the�biggest�Canadian�celebs 202 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,210 will�be�enjoying�and�endorsing our�healthcare�system. 203 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:37,177 We've�got�Drake�scheduled for�a�major�cancer�scare, 204 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:40,246 which�will�coincide�with the�Raptors'�playoff�run. 205 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,616 Well,�this�is�a�horrible�idea, 206 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,894 but�I�am�curious�how�you got�in�touch�with�him. 207 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,963 He�doesn't�seem�to�be getting�my�emails. 208 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,796 When�Drake's�Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma�drops, 209 00:08:49,829 --> 00:08:51,059 we'll�follow�as�he�spends eight�months 210 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,867 trying�to�get a�single�CT�scan�at 211 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:56,169 ��ViewsFromSunnybrookOncology. 212 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,742 Do�you�really�think social�media 213 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,870 can�solve�this country's�systemic�problems? 214 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,166 Well,�mental�health was�blowing�up 215 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,308 after�Justin�Bieber's 216 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,282 narcissistic�personality disorder 217 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:07,251 and�its�Snapchat-documented treatment. 218 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,680 Mmm-hmm. 219 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,254 MIGUEL:�Kelsey�and�Suzie aren't�kidding�around. 220 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,123 They've�already�booked indie�rock�superstars 221 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:13,251 Arcade�Fire 222 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,756 to�play�a�series�of�ER waiting�room�concerts. 223 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:17,458 At�first�I�wasn't�certain, 224 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,690 but�I�think�our�new�campaign will�work�especially�well 225 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:23,056 with�Canada's�new assisted�dying�legislation. 226 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,395 The�audience�is going�to�love�it. 227 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,570 Audience? 228 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,768 Shouldn't doctor-assisted�suicide 229 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,429 be�performed�in�private? 230 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,167 And�miss�out�on�all�the�drama? 231 00:09:30,202 --> 00:09:32,002 Imagine�watching a�terminally�ill�patient 232 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:33,908 as�they're�forced to�justify�the�cost 233 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,110 of�their�death to�a�panel 234 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:37,141 of�Canada's greatest�investors. 235 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,706 Are�you�telling�me you�wouldn't 236 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:40,684 watch�Dragon's�Den: Right�to�Die�edition? 237 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,481 It's�important�to�us and�the�national 238 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,316 healthcare�budget that�Canadians�stop�looking 239 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,791 at�Medicare�as�a�right and�more�of�a�prize. 240 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:50,661 Canada's�health�care�PR�system 241 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,390 will�be�the�most�advanced in�the�world. 242 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,125 No�other�country�is even�thinking�of�doing�this. 243 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,732 -Nice�work,�Miguel. -Thanks. 244 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,003 I�think�it's�a�really important�issue 245 00:09:59,031 --> 00:10:00,201 to�a�lot of�Canadians. 246 00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,702 Not�this�Canadian. I�take�care 247 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,574 of�all�my�healthcare�needs every�spring 248 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:07,443 when�I�fly�to�Switzerland to�have�my�blood�replaced. 249 00:10:07,473 --> 00:10:09,983 With�their�next�leader being�chosen�this�spring, 250 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,939 the�Conservative�Party is�streamlining 251 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,678 the�selection�process 252 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:16,983 by�removing�the�part with�the�demon�eggs. 253 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:20,316 Candidates�will�still�have�to get�300�member�signatures, 254 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:24,423 raise�$100,000,�and�of�course, drink�a�liter�of�hot�blood 255 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,157 straight�from�an�ox's�neck. 256 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,892 But�they�will�no�longer have�to�sit 257 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,297 on�a�demon�egg until�it�hatches 258 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,928 and�recognizes�the�candidate as�its�mother. 259 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,995 While�the�Party�hopes�losing the�ritual�of�Zelveer 260 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,635 will�help�them�find a�candidate 261 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:39,170 with�more mainstream�appeal, 262 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:41,035 this�hasn't�stopped�Brad�Trost 263 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:44,343 from�hatching�several�eggs on�his�own�time. 264 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,047 As�manufacturing�jobs move�overseas, 265 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,219 Canada's�unions�seem to�be�under�threat. 266 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:52,588 The�trend�is�the�subject�of tonight's�Point/Counterpoint. 267 00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,048 Do�we�still�need�unions 268 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,256 now�that�we�have�all�the�stuff unions�won�for�us? 269 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,659 Absolutely.�Declining�unions have�opened�the�door 270 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,292 to�rampant�income�inequality. 271 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,257 They�still�have�a�critical place�in�the�modern�world. 272 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,026 Counterpoint.�Yes. 273 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,465 Do...�Do�we�actually agree�on�something? 274 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,101 Yeah,�man!�Unions�are�great! 275 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,666 Playing�cards�with�the�boys, 276 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:14,044 gettin'�wasted�on�a�Thursday night�at�the�curling�club. 277 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,473 Just�like�season�two of�The�Wire. 278 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,938 That's...�That's�not�what unions�are�about,�Emma. 279 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,747 Also,�that�was the�worst�season. 280 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,909 Collective�bargaining�is... 281 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,346 Is�exactly�what's�wrong 282 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,721 with�organized�labour today,�Miguel. 283 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,390 Unions�got�all�caught�up in�the�whole 284 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,519 workers'�rights�thing and�they�lost�sight 285 00:11:28,554 --> 00:11:30,194 of�what�really�matters. 286 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,192 Which�is�what? 287 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,363 Takin'�her�easy. Not�givin'�a�shit. 288 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,932 That's...�No,�no. 289 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,400 Emma,�unions�are�about workers'�rights 290 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,069 and�striking�when�the�bosses try�and�oppress�you. 291 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:41,468 Oh,�I'm�with�you�there. I�love�strikes. 292 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:44,240 -Why? -It's�a�day�off! 293 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,840 So,�you�don't�walk the�picket�line? 294 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,311 No. 295 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,479 You�don't�go�to�meetings or�read�the�union�newspaper? 296 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,438 I�don't�know. Is�that�like�Vibe�magazine? 297 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,507 No,�it's�not�like Vibe�magazine. 298 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,806 Um,�then�no. 299 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,517 Well,�you�pay your�dues,�right? 300 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,119 That's�what�the�unions fought�for,�Miguel. 301 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,050 The�right�not�to�pay�dues. 302 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:03,356 Wrong�again!�You�never�signed up�for�the�union,�did�you? 303 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,429 Wait,�the�union�just�doesn't do�that�for�me? 304 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,559 No! 305 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:08,733 Okay. 306 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,961 And�they�don't pay�your�taxes�for�you? 307 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,966 Well,�obviously�not! 308 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,498 Then�what's�the�point�of�them? 309 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,303 You�know�what?�You�were�right, Miguel.�Unions�suck! 310 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,166 -That�wasn't�my�position... -All�right,�everyone! 311 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,635 Miguel's�finally�won a�Point/Counterpoint. 312 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,884 (CHUCKLES)�Geez. 313 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,439 Coming�up,�the�top�five�ways 314 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,808 to�come�out�to�your�bros at�the�Super�Bowl�party. 315 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:31,816 I�was�deep�in�the... 316 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,091 (AUDIENCE�CHEERING AND�APPLAUDING) 317 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,970 Later�this�hour. 318 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:48,598 MIGUEL:�Shocking�photos�emerge of�the�horse�from�Heartland's 319 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:51,744 botched�plastic�surgery. 320 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,411 EMMA: Born�again�paleontologist 321 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,069 discovers�three�new�species 322 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:57,437 of�the�devil's�tricks. 323 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,706 MIGUEL:�And�the�cat�from the�popular�Internet�meme 324 00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:02,715 can�dead�after�has cheeseburger. 325 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,219 Breaking�news�out�of�Israel. 326 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:08,251 We�go�now�to�Aisha�Alfa, who�is�live�on�the�scene. 327 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,387 Hello,�Emma. I'm�here�in�Jerusalem, 328 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,092 where�a�new�accord may�bring�peace 329 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,394 to�the�Middle�East. 330 00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,085 A�two-state�solution has�been... 331 00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,597 MIGUEL:�I'm�sorry,�Aisha. 332 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,499 Would�you�mind�throwing a�jacket�on? 333 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,331 What?�It's�40�degrees out�here. 334 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,766 I�know,�but�we're�getting some�angry�emails about�your�outfit. 335 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,702 People�are�uncomfortable seeing�so�much�skin. 336 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,408 Oh,�because�I'm in�the�Middle�East. 337 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,909 Uh,�no. It's�not�a�cultural�thing. 338 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:31,611 These�comments�are�coming�in from�Nova�Scotia. 339 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,881 Okay.�Um... As�I�was�saying, 340 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:37,284 In�moments,�we�will�hear a�joint�press�conference 341 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,816 from�the�Palestinian�Authority 342 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,051 -and�Israeli... -MIGUEL:�Uh,�sorry,�Aisha. 343 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:43,616 We're�still�getting some�negative�feedback. 344 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,416 Can�we�get�wardrobe in�there?�Is... 345 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:48,627 Okay,�so,�Carl from�Thunder�Bay�is,�um, 346 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,331 asking�for�the�jacket�to�be really�just... 347 00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,033 On�and�maybe done�up�to�there. 348 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,195 (CLEARS�THROAT) The�blockade�of�the�Gaza�Strip will�be�lifted, 349 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,774 -and�we�can... -Oh,�and�no�makeup. 350 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,742 Doreen�from�Kelowna called�it�"whoreish." 351 00:13:58,771 --> 00:13:59,911 Excuse�me? 352 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,439 Oh.�Okay,�I�think we're�good�to�go. 353 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:02,713 That�looks�good. 354 00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,681 Great. Because�as�I�was�saying, 355 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,610 already�Israeli and�Palestinian�children 356 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,105 are�coming�together... 357 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,117 Ah,�shoot.�Nope. 358 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,989 Now�all�of�Montreal�is�finding you�prudish�and�boring. 359 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,118 -We�need�to�start�over�again with�a�whole�new�look. -Yeah. 360 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,064 You�guys,�this�is... This�is�really�important. 361 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,889 I�know.�It's�important to�our�viewers�that, 362 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,134 as�a�woman�on�TV, 363 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,759 you�perfectly�straddle the�virgin/whore�dichotomy. 364 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,925 Maybe�if�you�smiled�a�bit more�it�would�even�things�out. 365 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,174 Oh,�yeah. 366 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,498 Definitely�not�that�much. 367 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,073 Ugh.�What�the�fuck,�guys? Come�on! 368 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,801 What?�Okay,�I'll�ask�her. Aisha,�are�you�by�any�chance 369 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,307 -ovulating�right�now? -Oh.�(SCOFFS) 370 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:36,809 Our�male�viewers�are�tweeting that�they�can�sense�it. 371 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,842 The�beautiful�Aisha�Alfa, everyone. 372 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,178 (AUDIENCE�CHEERING AND�APPLAUDING) 373 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,412 -She's�so�good-looking. -She's�very�attractive. 374 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,678 Very�physically�pretty. 375 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,976 -Mmm-hmm. -Yeah. 376 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,717 Now�it's�time for�Beaverton�Sports. 377 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,622 From�the�double�plays, to�the�breakaways, 378 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,264 to�other�vestigial�remnants of�tribal�conflict, 379 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:53,030 here's�Luke�and�Pat. 380 00:14:57,263 --> 00:14:58,933 Welcome�back�to�The Beaverton�Sports�Network. 381 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,574 As�friends,�colleagues, and�occasional�wife-swappers, 382 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,670 Pat�and�I�are�delighted to�bring�you 383 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:03,841 all�the�news�you�need�to�know 384 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,169 from�the�wide�world of�sports. 385 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,474 Let's�get�into�it. 386 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:08,565 Hopping�on�the�advanced metrics�bandwagon, 387 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:11,007 the�CFL�will�start�measuring a�new�statistic, 388 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,083 their�players' Uber�driver�ratings. 389 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,912 The�Rays�are�demanding the�city�of�Tampa 390 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,017 use�taxpayer�money 391 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:17,748 to�fund�the�construction of�a�new�ballpark. 392 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,123 City�council initially�refused, 393 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,951 but�backed�down�after the�Rays�ownership�group 394 00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:22,616 threatened�them�with�the�giant laser�gun 395 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,155 the�council�built for�them�last�year. 396 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:26,459 The�NBA�has�stripped�Charlotte of�the�All-Star�Game 397 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,832 over�North�Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom�bill. 398 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,772 But�Tar�Heel�State�lawmakers are�doubling�down 399 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,868 by�appointing�Hornets�center Roy�Hibbert 400 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,540 as�the�starting genital�checker 401 00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:38,198 for�the�arena�ladies'�rooms. 402 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,307 But�first. Alongside�trade�deadline�day, 403 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,679 one�of�the�most�important dates�in�the�NHL�calendar is�comin'�up. 404 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,978 Tuesday�is felony�deadline�day. 405 00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,710 That�is�the�last�day teams�have�to�decide whether�to�cut�or�trade 406 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,916 all�players�who've�committed serious�crimes. 407 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,049 BSN�will�have�non-stop coverage�beginning at�10:00�a.m. 408 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:54,494 and�lasting�till�whenever the�courts�close. 409 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:58,320 Will�L.A.�hang�on�to�its�core of�prescription�medication smugglers�for�another�Cup�run, 410 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:02,757 or�will�they�finally�decide to�re-tool�with�a�fresh�batch of�juvenile�offenders? 411 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,925 Make�sure�to�tune�into�BSN to�find�out. 412 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,634 And�speaking�of�crime and�punishment, 413 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:08,795 the�jury�has�reached�a�verdict in�the�Paul�King�trial. 414 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:11,304 I�was�on�the�scene earlier�today. 415 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,437 I'm�standing�just�outside the�courtroom�where, moments�ago, 416 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,682 a�jury�found�NHL�forward Paul�King�innocent of�sexual�assault. 417 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:22,310 Mr.�King,�declared�not�guilty, how�did�you�feel�when�the�jury read�their�verdict? 418 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,518 Oh,�you�know,�I'm�just, uh...�I'm�just�proud of�my�whole�team. 419 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,620 You�know,�Elliot�Weintraub and,�uh,�Jerry�Hastings, they�got�up�there, 420 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,223 uh,�and�they�did the�dirty�work�necessary to�give�us�a�victory. 421 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:34,226 Were�you�worried�this�one wasn't�going�to�go�your�way? 422 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,259 Well,�you�know,�we,�uh, we�fought�hard, the�prosecution�fought�hard... 423 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:40,966 Uh...�You�know,�the�victim, she�fought�pretty�hard,�too, and,�uh... 424 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,440 Everyone�left�it all�out�on�the,�uh... The�courtroom�floor. 425 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:47,669 I,�uh,�I�think�the�fans, uh,�watching,�uh, would�really�appreciate�that. 426 00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,036 Was�there�a�particular�moment when�you�thought you�might�lose? 427 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:54,006 Well,�you�know,�we�came�out strong�with,�uh, the�cross�examination 428 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,476 about�her�previous sexual�history,�which,�uh... (CLEARS�THROAT) 429 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,585 You�know,�it�didn't�really have�anything�to�do�with anything,�but,�uh... 430 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,148 We�took�the�foot�off�the�gas for�a�second 431 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,616 and�they�came�roaring�back with�the�DNA�evidence.�Uh... 432 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:07,725 Uh,�but�ultimately�we�were able�to�pick�it�up�and,�uh, get�out�there�and�get�the�W. 433 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,430 Things�got�a�little�heated between�you and�Prosecutor�Baker 434 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,502 when�he�called�you a�"predator�who�uses�fame to�exploit�young�women." 435 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,742 Do�you�bear�any�hard�feelings now�that�the�trial�is�over? 436 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,069 Well,�you�know,�in�a�case like�this,�uh... 437 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,844 You�know,�going�the�full seven�days,�it's,�uh... 438 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,584 Emotions�are�gonna�flare�up, you�know? 439 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,379 And,�uh,�Baksy... Baksy�is�a�great�guy. 440 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,212 You�know,�I�came�out�on�top this�time,�but,�uh... 441 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,178 -You�know,�next�time it's�a�whole�new�game. -Next�time? 442 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,947 (GASPS,�SPUTTERING) 443 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,416 (LAUGHING)�These�guys! You�believe�these�guys? 444 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:41,325 -These...�These�guys are�my�guys! -(LAUGHING) 445 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,830 Great�report,�Luke. And�let�me�just�say,�that�suit fits�you�like�a�dream. 446 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,503 Thanks�for�picking�it�out for�me. 447 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:49,572 That's�all�the�time�we�have. Be�sure�to�tune�into�BSN at�11:00 448 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:53,111 for�full�coverage�on the�Leafs'�plan�to�turn their�goalkeeping�woes�around 449 00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:55,808 by�starting�a�promising young�hockey�tarp. 450 00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,713 (AUDIENCE�CHEERING AND�APPLAUDING) 451 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,432 Welcome�back. At�The�Beaverton, we�try�and�report 452 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,559 on�the�news�that�affects people�all�across�the�country. 453 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,695 But�one�province�gets overlooked�all�too�often. 454 00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,301 We�go�now�to�Donavon�Stinson, with�a�report 455 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:26,044 on�the�province�we�know as�the�land�of�living�skies, 456 00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:27,541 Manitoba. 457 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,743 -Saskatchewan. -It's�the�same�thing. 458 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,243 (INDISTINCT) 459 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,349 Saskatchewan.�The�Prairies. 460 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,394 The�golden�fields�of�wheat. 461 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,690 The�province�you�haven't thought�about�since�your�grade 8�geography�final. 462 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,593 Long�the�flat�sister�of Alberta's�busty�cowgirl 463 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,956 and�Ontario's bootylicious�stepmom. 464 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,455 But�with�the�other�provinces all�mired�in�recession, 465 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,338 Saskatchewan�is�experiencing a�resource�boom that�has�many�residents�there 466 00:18:56,368 --> 00:19:00,308 saying�that�the�time�is�now to�grab�the�mantle of�best�Canadian�province. 467 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:04,279 Which�begs�the�question, is�Saskatchewan�finally�having its�moment? 468 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:08,309 We�asked�New�York�Times travel�expert�Simon�Berry to�find�out. 469 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:10,147 No. 470 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,417 All�right,�then. Back�to�you�guys. 471 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:19,534 Thanks,�Donavon.�I�told�you we�should've�done�the�story on�Manitoba. 472 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,428 -Well,�when�you're�right, you're�right. -Yeah. 473 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,100 Speaking�of�being�right, before�we�go, 474 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,698 we'd�like�to�correct a�few�errors from�our�last�broadcast. 475 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:29,331 That's�right. Um,�Antonio�Guterres is�the�Secretary-General 476 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:34,568 of�the�United�Nations, and�not,�as�I�reported, the�president�of�Who�Cares. 477 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,776 Mine�is�less�of�an�error than�it�is�a�clarification. 478 00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:41,279 Last�week,�I�referred to�myself�as�a�former�member of�SEAL�Team�6, 479 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:45,153 which�some�viewers�took to�mean�the�special�ops�team that�killed�Osama�bin�Laden. 480 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,924 In�fact,�I�was�referring�to my�cover�band�that�primarily sings�Kiss�from�a�Rose. 481 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,030 -Wow,�Miguel. -Just�a�simple misunderstanding�is�all. 482 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,559 -I'm�happy�to�clear�it�up. -You�called�it a�decisive�victory 483 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:58,555 in�the�War�on�Terror. 484 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:03,267 Hey,�I�defy�any�jihadist to�hate�the�West�after�hearing my�sweet�guitar�riffs. 485 00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,512 Yeah,�I'll�never�forget where�I�was�when�I first�heard�you�play. 486 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,468 Speaking�of�9/11, 487 00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,807 last�week�I�made�reference to�being�one�of�that�day's first�responders. 488 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:14,353 Please�tell�me�you�didn't�lie about�being�a�first�responder. 489 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,779 -Well,�I�most�certainly did�not. -Okay,�good.�(CHUCKLES) 490 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,415 I�was�one�of�the�very�first people�in�my�grade�10�class 491 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,291 to�respond�to�news�that�9/11 was�happening. 492 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755 Jesus�Christ,�Miguel. 493 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:28,230 My�specific�response�was, "Oh,�no.�That's�terrible." 494 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,860 So,�you've�just�been inserting�yourself into�news�stories? 495 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,966 Just�a�simple misunderstanding. 496 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,968 Have�you�ever�heard�about Brian�Williams,�Stephen�Glass, Jayson�Blair? 497 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,472 Well,�of�course�I've�heard of�them,�Emma. 498 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:41,373 They're�in�my�cover�band, SEAL�Team�6. 499 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:43,576 We�killed�Osama�bin�Laden. 500 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,349 I�should�clarify, Osama�bin�Laden is�the�nickname�we�gave 501 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,978 to�Seal's�hit�song, Kiss�from�a�Rose. 502 00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,254 And�we�kill�it�every�time. 503 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,922 All�right,�Miguel. 504 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,350 For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Emma�Hunter,�saying, 505 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,586 "If�you�see�any�news, let�us�know." 506 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,733 You�should�really�check out�my�band,�SEAL�Team�6. 507 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:02,358 (AUDIENCE�CHEERING AND�APPLAUDING) 508 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:03,764 (INDISTINCT�CHATTER) 46049

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