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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:00,196 ni 2 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:00,230 nigh 3 00:00:00,233 --> 00:00:00,273 night 4 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:00,426 night�on 5 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:00,473 night�on Th 6 00:00:00,467 --> 00:00:00,497 night�on The 7 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:00,530 night�on The�Be 8 00:00:00,533 --> 00:00:00,573 night�on The�Beav 9 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:00,597 night�on The�Beaver 10 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:00,630 night�on The�Beaverto 11 00:00:00,633 --> 00:00:00,673 night�on The�Beaverton. 12 00:00:00,667 --> 00:00:03,567 night�on The�Beaverton... 13 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,707 MIGUEL:�Donald�Trump�refuses�to e . 14 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,054 EMMA:�Republicans�reveal�their new�health�care�plan; 15 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:16,919 getting�paid�$50�to�be�part�of a�medical�research�study. 16 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,620 MIGUEL:�And�Conservative leah 17 00:00:18,651 --> 00:00:21,721 Mike�Harris�on�how�to�better alienate�Ontario. 18 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:23,861 (THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING) 19 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,639 Welcome�to��The�Beaverton, 20 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:40,810 Canada's�most award-worthy�broadcast. 21 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,640 I'm�two-time Pulitzer�Prize-winner, 22 00:00:42,675 --> 00:00:43,835 Emma�Hunter. 23 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,677 I'm�Miguel�Rivas and,�no,�you're�not. 24 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:50,184 Once�again,�Canada has�topped�another�UN�ranking. 25 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,686 According�to�the�study,�Canada is�the�best�place�in�the�world 26 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,819 to�be�discriminated�against. 27 00:00:54,854 --> 00:00:56,524 The�report�considered factors�such�as, 28 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,156 availability�of low-paying�jobs 29 00:00:58,191 --> 00:00:59,731 for�overqualified�immigrants, 30 00:00:59,759 --> 00:01:02,859 and�easy�access to�racialized�ghettos. Said�the�report... 31 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,326 (READING) 32 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:08,267 "...with�a�half-smile, 33 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:09,641 "and�an�impression�so�subtle, 34 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:13,339 "you'll�barely�notice�it until�you�apply�for�a�raise." 35 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,013 In�health�news, with�wait�times�on�the�rise, 36 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:18,852 the�popularity�of�home�births has�opened�the�door 37 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:21,108 for�a�new�medical�trend in�Canada... 38 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,717 Home�surgeries! 39 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,849 Advocates�of�home�surgery point�to�its�many�benefits. 40 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,515 Choice�of�your�own�anesthetic, 41 00:01:27,554 --> 00:01:29,264 the�ability�to�perform�surgery 42 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:32,429 from�the�comfort�of�your�own ice-filled�bathtub, 43 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,759 the�free�parking. 44 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:35,603 For�those who�require�assistance, 45 00:01:35,628 --> 00:01:38,128 there�are�always home�surgery�doulas 46 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,474 who�will�teach�you breathing�exercises 47 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,440 and�whisper�the�untold secrets�of�mother�Gaea�to�you, 48 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,610 as�you�DIY your�gastric�bypass. 49 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:49,879 Plus,�you�can�scrub�in whenever�you�want, which�is�important, 50 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:54,779 because�nobody�removes their�appendix�properly on�the�first�try. 51 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,984 The�government�of�Canada issued�a�warning�today about�a�dangerous�condition 52 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,717 that�seems�to�be spreading�farther�north, 53 00:01:59,752 --> 00:02:01,122 thanks�to�global�warming. 54 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:03,524 White�guys�wearing shorts�all�winter. 55 00:02:03,556 --> 00:02:06,026 So�far,�only�young, white�men�can�be�infected. 56 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,629 Symptoms�include�goatees, 57 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,560 screaming,�"Whoo!" while�walking�to�a�bar, 58 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,997 enjoying�music�styles that�end�in�"core" 59 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:16,242 and�loudly�swearing at�your�own�dog�in�public. 60 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,639 In�a�bid�to�curb�the�continued spread�of�the�epidemic, 61 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:21,071 Health�Canada�is�now�issuing a�nationwide�recall 62 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:22,337 of�AXE�body�spray. 63 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,310 Oppression�based�on�class 64 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,705 is�an�everyday�reality for�many�Canadians. 65 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:30,217 Our�own�Laura�Cilevitz, met�with�just�one 66 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,550 to�explore�how�classism strikes�to�the�core 67 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,415 of�so�many�of�our�lives. 68 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,385 LAURA:��Today,�as�much�as�ever, 69 00:02:37,423 --> 00:02:39,433 the�social�divide between�rich�and�poor 70 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,359 has�been�a�source of�incalculable�heartbreak. 71 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:45,595 One�of�its�victims is�Martin�Shkorsky. 72 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,902 Once�one�of�Canada's wealthiest�people, 73 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:51,344 the�board�of�his�company voted�to�cap�his�CEO�bonus. 74 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,941 Now,�Martin�is�forced�to�get by�on�just�the�yearly�salary 75 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,544 of�an�average�Canadian, per�day. 76 00:02:57,577 --> 00:03:00,447 It�must�have�been�shocking�to go�from�the�top�of�the�world, 77 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,020 to�living�on�just $35,000�a�day? 78 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:07,489 Oh,�yeah, it�was�a,�uh, humbling�experience. 79 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,490 LAURA:��Martin's�swimming�pool used�to�be�filled�with pristine�glacial�water. 80 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,864 Now,�it's�just common�bottled�water. 81 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:19,334 He's�had�to�replace�his backyard�masquerade�orgies, with�regular�orgies. 82 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,440 And�here�we�are. 83 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:25,738 This�is�where we�used�to�stage peacock�fights,�but... 84 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:29,313 Can't�do�that�anymore, you�know?�It's�a�shame. 85 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,512 Rodrigo�never�got�the�chance to�defend�his�title. 86 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,584 Aw... 87 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:36,418 (COUGHS) 88 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,319 The�hardest�part�must�have been�selling�your�lake�house 89 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,691 and�your�other�lake�house. 90 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,990 Oh,�yeah,�and�all�I�have�left, is�this�place and�my�house�on�the�lake. 91 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:48,934 I�also�had�to�sell�all of�my�Nazi�artwork on�the�onyx�market. 92 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,162 Do...�Do�you�mean the�black�market? 93 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:54,469 I�never�thought�of�it that�way. 94 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:57,270 I�guess�I'll�have�to�start using�the�black�market 95 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:59,043 like�a�common... 96 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,172 (SIGHS)�One�percenter. 97 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:04,537 LAURA:��Only�two�or 300�pay-checks�away, from�living�on�the�street, 98 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:07,147 Martin�continues to�struggle�on. 99 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,780 Although�he�doesn't�have much�belief�in�the�future, 100 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,816 he�hopes�his�story will�warn�others 101 00:04:11,851 --> 00:04:14,791 about�the�brutality of�income�inequality. 102 00:04:14,821 --> 00:04:18,491 For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Laura�Cilevitz. 103 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:21,234 Thanks,�Laura. We're�all�looking�forward to�your�future�report�on, 104 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,531 "How�to�best�train a�champion�peacock�fighter." 105 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:26,434 Last�year, the�Canadian�Space�Agency began�recruiting 106 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,366 its�next�two�astronauts. 107 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,571 This�came�as�a�surprise to�Canada's two�existing�astronauts, 108 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:35,884 who�were�selected in�2009�and�still haven't�been�to�space. 109 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:38,008 A�spokesperson for�the�Canadian�Space�Agency, 110 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,614 however,�told��The�Beaverton... 111 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:43,276 (READING) 112 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:45,046 "...about�the�whole space�thing. 113 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:47,024 "There�are�plenty�of astronaut�things�to�do, 114 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:50,063 "right�here�on�Earth,�like, training�new�astronauts." 115 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:51,619 Current�astronauts, Jeremy�Hansen 116 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,028 and�David�Saint-Jacques were�unavailable�for�comment, 117 00:04:54,060 --> 00:04:55,900 as�they�are�currently�busy with�their�duties 118 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:59,368 on�their�junior�high science�fair�speaking�circuit. 119 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,069 After�the�break... Can�your�zodiac�sign 120 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:04,640 tell�whether�or�not you're�the�Zodiac�Killer? 121 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,871 That's�interesting�because the�Zodiac�Killer, 122 00:05:06,906 --> 00:05:08,206 I�thought,�was�my�father. 123 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,806 I�was�just�about�ready to�give�up�on�dating. 124 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,715 The�dating�sites�just�give�you a�picture�and�a�paragraph. 125 00:05:15,748 --> 00:05:18,818 I�needed�something�more pseudoscientific. 126 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,857 That's�why�we�decided�to�try PhrenHarmony.com, 127 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:26,630 the�world's�first phrenology-based dating�service. 128 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,573 Hello!�I'm��Herr�Doktor�Wilhelm Krantz�von�Falcongrasp, 129 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,869 founder�of�PhrenHarmony.com. 130 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:39,472 We�match�you�with�the�29 dimensions�important�for�love. 131 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,765 Like,�skull�angle�gradient, 132 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,738 criminality und�concentrativeness. 133 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:47,147 Based�on�her cranial�physiognomy, 134 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:50,950 Karen�is�the�sweetest, funniest�person�I've�ever�met. 135 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,753 DR.�FALCONGRASP:��Stop scrolling�through�profiles 136 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,415 hoping�to�find�someone you're�amative�with. 137 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,585 Sign�up�for�PhrenHarmony.com 138 00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:02,263 und�meet�the�person�who�is your�biological�destiny. 139 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,755 DR.�FALCONGRASP:��The�skull wants�what�the�skull�wants. 140 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,727 It�all�starts�with your�craniometric�profile. 141 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:11,937 A�$50�value,�yours�free, when�you�visit�my�laboratory. 142 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,591 Coming�up�later�this�hour... 143 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,360 MIGUEL:��Stephen�Harper pays�Goldman�Sachs 144 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,129 $200,000�to�listen to�his�speech. 145 00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:34,528 EMMA:��In�entertainment�news, musician�Bon�Iver 146 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,130 is�gearing�up�for peak�sad�season. 147 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:40,673 MIGUEL:��And�in�a�new�poll, Regina's�been�named the�top�city�in�Canada 148 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,070 by�giggling�eighth�graders. 149 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,467 With�the�price of�crude�stagnating, 150 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:49,076 Alberta's�oil�sands continue�to�struggle. 151 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:51,578 In�response,�the�province's petroleum�producers 152 00:06:51,611 --> 00:06:53,051 are�moving�away�from�oil 153 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,349 to�better�exploit the�untapped�value�of�sand. 154 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,482 So�Novus�has�struck a�deal�with�China 155 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,018 to�provide�8,000,000 units�of�oil�sand�bags 156 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,693 to�combat the�inevitable�flooding, 157 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,622 from�rising�ocean�levels. 158 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:07,257 Imperial�Oil,�meanwhile, has�launched�a�new�line 159 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,133 of�Athabasca�hour�glasses 160 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,802 to�count�down�the�hours until�CO2�levels 161 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:15,941 turn�the�Earth�into�an uninhabitable�hell-scape. 162 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:18,698 Finally,�Suncor�will�use�their remaining�subsidies 163 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,138 to�open�a�theme�park, 164 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:23,413 where�they�invite�you�to�view the�tar�sandcastle�exhibit, 165 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,383 ride�the�wackiest�teetertotter this�side�of�the�Rockies 166 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:29,752 or�splash�around�the�tailing pond�with�their�mascot, 167 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,552 Slick,�the�oil-soaked�owl. 168 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:35,123 Turning�to�the�United�States, 169 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,724 a�white�defendant was�acquitted�today 170 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,586 in�the�assault�of an�African-American�man, 171 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,564 after�mounting�what�legal experts�are�calling, 172 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:44,933 the�first�successful�use of�the,�"Hey,�what�about�black on�black�violence"�defense. 173 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:48,204 The�defense's�theory,�first advanced�by�users�of�4chan, 174 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,474 posits�that�because black�on�black�violence is�the�real�issue�here, 175 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,414 that�any�instance�of white�on�black�violence, 176 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:55,339 is�legally�null�and�void. 177 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:57,784 Defense�counsel's�closing statement�read�as�follows. 178 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,310 (READING) 179 00:08:02,615 --> 00:08:04,875 "Specifically,�black�people kill�black�people. 180 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:07,817 "In�summation,�all�lives matter,�so�you�must�acquit." 181 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,889 Now�it's�time�to�check�in with�Dave�Barclay 182 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:13,534 for�the�latest in�all�things�tech. 183 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,074 Thanks,�Emma. 184 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,499 Move�over,�Fitbit. 185 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:24,074 There's�a�new�fitness�app�in town�that�can�tell�you�exactly 186 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,273 how�many�steps�you�have�left until�you�die. 187 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,680 What?�How�could�it possibly�know�that? 188 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:33,009 Its�advanced�algorithm takes�into�account a�multitude�of�factors 189 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,275 including�heart�rate, caloric�intake, 190 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:38,724 and�your�proximity to�neighborhood�stranglers. 191 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:41,951 For�instance,�Miguel, I�put�your�information into�the�system, 192 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:45,388 and�it's�telling�me�that�you have�100,000�steps�to�go before�you�die. 193 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:47,364 Well,�that�doesn't sound�like�a�lot! 194 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,733 Well,�even�the�most sedentary�person 195 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:53,802 takes�3,000�steps�a�day and�you,�sir,�are�a�pacer. 196 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,203 -So,�wait.�Does�that... -(LAUGHS) 197 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,074 Does�that�mean I�only�have�33�days�left? 198 00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,843 -Moving�on... -When�the�hell�am�I�gonna�die? 199 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,912 Look,�it's�not a�crystal�ball,�Miguel. 200 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,841 Unlike�this�next�app. It's�called�Snap�Death. 201 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,747 It's�a�new�filter that�shows�you 202 00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,779 exactly�what�you're going�to�look�like in�the�moment�you�pass�away. 203 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,545 For�instance,�I�took�the liberty�of�snapping 204 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:14,154 a�pic�of�Miguel�earlier, and�with�the�filter�applied, 205 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:15,416 it�looks�like�this. 206 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,627 What's�on�the�other�side of�that�camera? 207 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,429 Oh,�you�need�to�purchase the�in-app�upgrade to�find�that�out. 208 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:25,772 No,�it's�not�even�worth�it. 209 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:27,928 -What? -But�the�app�does�come�with 210 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:30,667 a�free�feature�that�tells you�exactly�where you're�going�to�be�buried. 211 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,203 For�example,�here's�Miguel. 212 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,176 Aw,�that�looks�to�peaceful! That's�nice. 213 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:37,778 Is�that... Is�that�my�backyard? 214 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,910 Ooh!�I�don't�know,�Miguel. Trouble�in�paradise? 215 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,581 EMMA:�Thanks,�Dave. 216 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,147 Now�let's�go to�Donavon�Stinson 217 00:09:46,185 --> 00:09:49,115 with�a�special�report on�the�aftermath of�the�cancellation 218 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,985 of��Much�Music's�beloved weekend�dance�party, 219 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,594 Electric�Circus. 220 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:54,656 Donavon? 221 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:05,295 To�a�generation�of�Canadians who�came�of�age�in�the�'90s, 222 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:08,138 Electric�Circus�was a�cultural�touchstone. 223 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,544 But�behind�the�vinyl bodysuits�and�leather�chokers 224 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,846 lay�something�truly, truly�tacky. 225 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,176 For�more�than�15�years, 226 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:17,424 the�show�captured the�city's�club�kids 227 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,090 and�locked�them�in�cages and�forced�them�to�perform for�the�amusement 228 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,389 of�the�nation's curious�pubescents. 229 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:25,931 Even�for�a�country whose�history�includes wartime�internment�camps, 230 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,958 this�was�unspeakably�cruel. 231 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:31,304 Then,�in�2003,�the�network bowed�to�public�pressure 232 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,800 and�released�the�dancers back�into�the�wild. 233 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:37,043 Since�then,�little�is�known about�how�these once�captive�creatures 234 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,009 have�adjusted to�life�on�the�outside. 235 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:42,538 So�I�reached�out�to�a�woman who�knows�all�too�well. 236 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,375 Jane�Masterson is�a�wildlife�expert 237 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:47,150 who�runs�an�animal sanctuary�in�Aurora,�Ontario. 238 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,879 For�the�past�13�years, 239 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:50,654 she's�been�helping�former Electric�Circus��dancers 240 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:54,893 like�Kiki,�reintegrate into�a�society�that no�longer�accepts�them. 241 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,660 JANE:��Well,�most�people think�that�just�freeing these�creatures 242 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,260 -is�the�end�of�it. -DONOVAN:��Mmm-hmm. 243 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,731 But�if�they�have the�basic�skills�needed to�function�in�society, 244 00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,401 they�wouldn't�have�wound�up on�the��Electric�Circus 245 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:06,469 -in�the�first�place. -Yeah,�you're�right.�Yeah. 246 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,799 Hi!�I'm�Jane. Nice�to�meet�you. 247 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,735 Your�name�is? 248 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:14,141 DONAVON:�Jane�says�she�felt a�personal�responsibility 249 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,883 to�help�these imprisoned�dancers 250 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,578 after�her�parents�had�taken her�to��Electric�Circus 251 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,051 for�her�ninth�birthday, 252 00:11:20,079 --> 00:11:21,679 where�she�saw�first-hand what�happens 253 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:24,424 to�these�poor�souls, if�they�stop�dancing. 254 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,690 -No. -No!�No. 255 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,149 No.�God�damn�it! 256 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,157 -No!�Stop!�Stop,�Kiki! -She's�chasing�me�again. 257 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,219 So�what�did�happen�then? 258 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,928 Why�don't�you�ask�Master�T? 259 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:35,159 Donavon�Stinson�with The�Beaverton. 260 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,604 How�are�you�today?�Nice�to... 261 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,398 It's�important�that�you�know 262 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,643 I�had�nothing to�do�with��Electric�Circus. 263 00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,098 I�hosted��Da�Mix. 264 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,836 Okay,�but�you...�You�knew what�was�going�on? 265 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,871 -I�mean,�there�was�rumors. -Mmm-hmm. 266 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,337 But�my�bosses�assured�me. 267 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,875 They�stopped�cattle�prodding the�dancers�back�in�'97. 268 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,251 Sorry?�Cattle...�Cattle�prods? 269 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:56,019 -You�know,�cattle�prods. (BUZZING) -I�know�what�a�cattle... 270 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,818 Was�there�any�truth to�the�accusations 271 00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,120 that�these�dancers�were locked�to�their�enclosures 272 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,692 using�glow�sticks? 273 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,821 I�mean,�you�just�pop�off�those plastic�connectors.�Come�on! 274 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,527 -That's�a�good�point. -They�always�treated�those 275 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,129 kids�like�royalty, the�same�way I�treat�my�daughters. 276 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,261 -Oh,�you�have�daughters? -GIRL:�Can�I�go�outside? 277 00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:15,197 Sure�you�can,�soon�as�you finish�your�ecstasy. 278 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,974 DONAVON:��Still,�Jane�says the�damage�has�been�done. 279 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:21,143 I've�worked�with�some pretty�traumatized�creatures in�my�day. 280 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:23,583 Marineland�whales, Moscow�circus�bears, 281 00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,709 James�Cameron's�assistants. 282 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,214 (GRIMACES) 283 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:29,245 JANE:�But�none�of�that compares�to�these poor�bastards. 284 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:37,220 No!�Is�there�any�hope�for rehabilitation�and�release? 285 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,486 JANE:�Sadly,�very�little. But�you�never�know. 286 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,496 -Sometimes�you�get�lucky. -DONOVAN:�Yeah. 287 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,559 Kiki? 288 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:48,701 Who�wants to�go�to�Berlin,�huh? 289 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:49,844 DONAVON:��While we�were�filming, 290 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,169 a�German�electronica�venue 291 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,873 reached�out�to�Jane's Adopt-a-Partier�service. 292 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,806 JANE:�Come... 293 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,581 DONAVON:��Unlike many�of�her�fellow Electric�Circus��performers, 294 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,210 Kiki�avoided�a�visit to�the�big�EDM�festival in�the�sky, 295 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,677 and�instead, 296 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,945 found�a�place�in Berlin's�techno�scene, 297 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,694 where�she�can�finally�be with�her�own�kind. 298 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,120 For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Donavon�Stinson. 299 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,027 Thanks,�Donavon. Later�tonight, 300 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,388 our�parenting�expert shows�you�"Five�sure�signs 301 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,627 "your�designer�baby is�actually�a�knock-off." 302 00:13:19,398 --> 00:13:23,268 Well,�that's�interesting because�why�would�you design�your�own�baby? 303 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,176 Later�this�hour... 304 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,175 EMMA:��The�nation's dog�spiders 305 00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:40,817 are�still�biding�their�time until�next�summer's startling�season. 306 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,324 MIGUEL:��West�Jet and�Air�Canada 307 00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:47,485 have�denied�colluding to�fix�prices�in�a�joint press�conference. 308 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:50,426 EMMA:��And�our�beauty�expert will�show�you how�to�look�fuckable 309 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,602 while�you�give�birth. 310 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,601 Up�first...�Well,�you've�all tuned�into�the�news 311 00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,006 for�the�glamorous world�of�Hollywood, 312 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,439 where�the�lights�are�bright 313 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,843 and�committing�statutory�rape doesn't�affect�your�career. 314 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:08,307 It's�time�for Entertainment�Right�Now, Canada. 315 00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:11,217 MAZIN:��Coming�up�on Entertainment�Right�Now, Canada... 316 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,450 Production�stalls�on�the�new Leonardo�Di�Caprio�film 317 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,486 as�the�lead�actresses keep�turning�25. 318 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,993 EMMA:��In�a�win�for�diversity, Sony�Pictures�announced production�of�a�biopic 319 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:25,496 of�Thurgood�Marshall, the�first�African-American appointed�to�Supreme�Court. 320 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,441 Playing�Marshall�will�be Australian�heartthrob, Chris�Hemsworth. 321 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,238 Hi!�I'm�Mazin. And�with�me,�as�always, 322 00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:34,041 -is�the�radiant�Emma�Hunter. -Aw. 323 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,573 (LAUGHS)�Thank�you. 324 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,938 Up�first... 325 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,676 A�bit�of�controversy has�broken�out 326 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,881 over�the�upcoming�remake of��The�Goonies�film. 327 00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,723 That�is�our�Trending�Right�Now story�of�the�day. 328 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,679 Yes,�the�remake�of the�beloved�'80s�film 329 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,848 has�come�under�fire from�fans�angry�that new�director�Paul�Feig 330 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,728 has�recast�all�the�production assistants�with�females. 331 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,258 Feig�didn't�stop�there. All�the�grips,�gaffers 332 00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,704 and�boom�mike�holders will�now�be�wo-manned�as�well. 333 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,001 Twitter�has�blown�up on�hearing�the�news. 334 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,943 @TruffleShuffle32�wrote, 335 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,568 "Nothing�but�chicks lighting�the�sets? 336 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,643 "The�new��Goonies is�an�abomination. 337 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,672 "��Childhoodruined." 338 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:11,137 And�@mouthemouth�said, 339 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,846 "What�are�they�going�to call�it?��The�Poonies? 340 00:15:12,878 --> 00:15:15,108 "��Fuckyoufuckingfuckfucks" 341 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:18,522 In�music�news, 342 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,190 Drake�has�dedicated�himself 343 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,889 to�the�cause of�marriage�equality 344 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,321 by�lobbying�the�government, 345 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,585 to�allow�a�man to�marry�a�city. 346 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,634 The�man�whose albums�are�often�described�as 347 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,130 "Love�letters to�the�City�of�Toronto"�says, 348 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,302 he�wants�to, "Make�things�official." 349 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:35,201 Put�an�end�to�this whole�Sam�and�Diane�thing. 350 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,174 And�finally, it�was�the�biggest�night 351 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,742 in�Canadian�arts and�entertainment�last�night. 352 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,442 The�O-1�Visa�Awards, 353 00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,983 in�which�Canada's brightest�stars�find�out 354 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,379 who�gets�a�work�visa to�the�United�States. 355 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,552 Attended�to�live on�the�red�carpet. 356 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:52,751 You�know,�it's�such�an�honor to�be�recognized�by the�country�that�I�love, 357 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,285 by�getting�permission to�go�to�a�country 358 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,960 that�will�actually�pay�me for�my�art. 359 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,219 I�just�can't�wait to�have�a�long, 360 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,087 successful�career�State-side, 361 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,895 and�then�come�back�here and�retire�to�a�nice, Canadian�sitcom 362 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,399 with�my�son. 363 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:06,971 I�guess,�you�know,�there's always�a�next�year. 364 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:09,099 Plus,�that�Canadian�Tire�ad is�auditioning�tomorrow. 365 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,644 So... 366 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:14,409 (SOBBING)�God.�Oh,�God!�Why? 367 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,950 Ouf!�Tough�break for�that�young�lady. 368 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,621 That's�all�for�tonight, but�make�sure to�tune�in�tomorrow, 369 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,450 when�we'll�disappoint�you with�nude�photos 370 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,085 of�your�favorite character�actors. 371 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,520 And�yes,�John�Turturro makes�the�cut. 372 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,728 Thanks,�Emma. Next... 373 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,466 A�terrible�story�about corporate�pollution 374 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,741 and�its�devastating impact�on�the�environment. 375 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,140 Ugh!�Come�on,�Miguel, 376 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,871 let's�try and�keep�things�light. 377 00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,306 Next...�Terrorism. 378 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,753 When�an�act�of�terror is�committed�by�a�Muslim, 379 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:58,849 the�world�asks,�"Why�don't all�the�other�1.7�billion Muslims�denounce�it?" 380 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:01,894 Well,�now�the�Muslim�community has�appointed�one�person 381 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,860 to�condemn�any�attack to�which�Islam 382 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,719 is�even a�little�bit�connected. 383 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,958 Rabia�Abdulrafi�will�now�serve as�the�apologetic�voice 384 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,734 of�over�one-quarter of�the�global�population. 385 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,804 Rabia�said... 386 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,701 (READING) 387 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,172 "...the�attack�in�Paris, all�the�terrorist�attacks 388 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,814 "from�all�the�action�movies, 389 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,909 "seasons�two�through five�of��Homeland, 390 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,911 "and�Zayn�Malik leaving�One�Direction." 391 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,052 In�related�news, the�representative 392 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,650 for�the�Christian�Coalition 393 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,281 insisted�that�they�had nothing�to�apologize�for. 394 00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,352 After�the�break, we'll�show�you 395 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,187 "The�five�hottest wedding�gifts�to�buy 396 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,762 "even�though�you�know Brenda�is�cheating." 397 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,932 That's�interesting.�I've�a�lot of�friends�who�cheat.�I'm�fun. 398 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,309 Welcome�back. Even�in�today's�world, 399 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,981 hatred�against�those�who are�different�runs�rampant. 400 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,151 But�one�man�is�standing�up to�the�bullying. 401 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,620 Joining�us�from�his�basement apartment,�is�Brice�Ulster 402 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,619 to�share�the�story�of�his courageous�battle, with�homophobia. 403 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,652 -Welcome. -Thank�you. 404 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,087 You�know, it's�tough�out�there, 405 00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,422 but�it�feels�very�empowering to�know�safe�spaces�like�this 406 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,488 exist�for�me to�share�my�journey. 407 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:19,257 So,�when�did you�first�experience discrimination,�Brice? 408 00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:21,628 Oh,�wow,�uh, I�suppose�middle�school? 409 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,197 I�was�in�gym�class 410 00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:25,295 and,�totally�innocently, I�called�someone�a�"fairy" 411 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,767 for,�you�know,�having rainbow-colored�socks. 412 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:30,206 People�were�like, "Whoa,�homophobic." 413 00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,506 Wait.�What? 414 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,714 I...�Yeah,�I�know,�I�know. It�was�horrifying. 415 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,346 I�can�still�see�the�judgment in�their�eyes.�Even�today. 416 00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:38,682 Oh! 417 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,260 So,�you're�a�homophobe? 418 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,158 Mmm.�We�don't�like�the�term "homophobe." 419 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,231 We�prefer "Homo-fearing�humans." 420 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,000 I�mean,�that's�why I�wrote�my�book, 421 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,528 Enduring�Straightred. 422 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,028 What�do�you�say�to�the�critics 423 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,566 who�call�your�lifestyle offensive? 424 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,542 I�just�want�them�to�see�that we're�normal�people, 425 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,571 who�were�born�with�a�desire 426 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:04,307 to�pretend�to�vomit�every�time we�see�two�guys�holding�hands 427 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,413 and�get,�you�know, irrationally�angry. 428 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,905 When�gay�people�adopt children,�'cause... 429 00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,447 So,�you�believe�it's�out�of your�control,�Brice? 430 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,994 Hey,�I�would�love 431 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,989 to�be�able�to�go�to�my cousin's�same-sex�wedding 432 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,361 without�crudely�speculating, 433 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,629 (LAUGHING)�"Oh,�hey, which�one's�the�wife,�right?" 434 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,788 Let's�not... 435 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,956 But�that's�just�not�me, you�know? 436 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,955 And�I've�accepted�that. I�am�who�I�am 437 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,398 and�I�shouldn't have�to�change. 438 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:29,332 I�mean,�I'm�not hurting�anyone... 439 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:30,838 -Except�homosexuals. -Except�homosexuals. 440 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,769 Yes,�exactly! 441 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,444 Brice,�this�is�outrageous, okay? 442 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,613 Let�me�remind�you�that there�are�children�watching, 443 00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,642 -so�if�you�could... -That�is�a�great�point. 444 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,147 To�the�kids�out�there who�are�wondering 445 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,609 why�their�great "butt�pirate"�joke 446 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:42,977 didn't�get�a�laugh. 447 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,745 You�know,�one�day�you're�going to�join�a�football�team 448 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,253 or�a�country�club, 449 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,215 or�basically�any�place�that has�a�private�locker�room, 450 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,023 and�you're�going�to�find people�who�accept,�nay, 451 00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:54,956 celebrate�you�for�exactly who�you�are. 452 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,695 Thank�you,�Brice. 453 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,698 To�conclude�tonight, I�thought�it�would�be�fun 454 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,203 to�check�in�on�our New�Year's�resolutions. 455 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,566 Did�you�make�any,�Miguel? 456 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,244 Yes,�in�fact,�I�made�about 100�of�them. 457 00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:08,942 -Oh! -Actually�140,�if�you�count 458 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:11,014 sub-resolutions to�the�addendum, 459 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,353 all�designed�to�help me�attain�physical,�mental, and�spiritual�perfection. 460 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,419 You�know�what,�I�was�actually just�making�small�talk,�Miguel 461 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,018 -so�please�don't... -For�example,�my�resolution 462 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,790 for�January�is�to�properly annotate�all�of�Wikipedia. 463 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,559 -And�to�learn�a�new�language. -Sounds�like�a�tall�order. 464 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:26,659 -I�was�thinking... -Ja,�naturlich. 465 00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,192 But�not�if�you�give�up sleeping,�which�is�another resolution�of�mine. 466 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,428 -Why�would�you... -I'm�really 467 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:31,732 looking�forward�to�May, when�I�plan�to 468 00:20:31,763 --> 00:20:33,733 run�a�triathlon, master�the�violin 469 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,195 and�train�my�infant�daughter to�trust�me more�than�her�mother. 470 00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:39,872 That's�insane.�Why�would you�do�any�of�that? 471 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,635 So�that�I�can�be the�best�news�anchor that�I�can�for�our�viewers. 472 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:44,484 Why�don't�you�just�do�what every�other�anchor�does? 473 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,039 Lose�10�pounds, whiten�your�teeth 474 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,848 and�get�your hair�plugs�fixed,�man? 475 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:49,149 Well, they're�not�hair�plugs... 476 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,921 -That's�all�the�time�we�have. -No,�they're�not... 477 00:20:50,949 --> 00:20:52,279 Next�week�on��The�Beaverton, 478 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,217 our�in-depth�report on�Amazon's 479 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,493 controversial�use of�drone�strikes 480 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:57,921 on�independent�bookstores. 481 00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,086 Seriously,�you�got�to get�those�fixed. 482 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:00,834 -Not�plugs,�not�plugs. -They�look�weird... 483 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,159 (INDISTINCT�CHATTERING) 43595

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