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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:07,244 EMMA:�Toronto�design�school OCAD�opens�its�newest�wing... 2 00:00:07,273 --> 00:00:09,343 The�Subway�School of�Sandwich�Arts. 3 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:10,836 (AUDIENCE�LAUGHING) 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:13,807 MIGUEL:�A�new�study on�Crohn's�disease�shows that�lab�rats 5 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,577 really�hate�getting Crohn's�disease. 6 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,345 (AUDIENCE�LAUGHING) 7 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:20,554 EMMA:�And�is�the�new�world order�controlling�our�minds 8 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,757 with�subliminal�chemtrails? 9 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,819 (THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING) 10 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:41,310 Welcome�to��The�Beaverton, Canada's�most�news-like sponsored�content. 11 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:44,281 I'm�Miguel "Burger�King"�Rivas. 12 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,910 And�for�Petro-Canada, I'm�Emma�Hunter. 13 00:00:47,947 --> 00:00:51,347 Following�the�United�States lead,�Defense�Minister, Harjit�Sajan, 14 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,554 says�the�Defense�Department 15 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,015 will�invest in�a�Canadian�version 16 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,924 of�the�military�drone�program. 17 00:00:55,955 --> 00:00:57,985 The�drones�will�be�supplied by�Canadian�Tire 18 00:00:58,024 --> 00:01:00,634 for�the�low, low�price�of�$79.99, 19 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,730 and�can�fly�missions of�up�to�eight�minutes 20 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:06,102 before�needing�to�recharge at�a�USB�port. 21 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:08,102 This�follows�on�the�heels of�the�Canadian�Government 22 00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,344 updating�their�cyber terrorism�division 23 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:13,370 with�a�procurement of�repurposed�Commodore�64's, 24 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:18,036 Blackberry�tablets, and�a�cache�of�the�guns from��Duck�Hunt. 25 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,308 Big�news�from�Japan, where�30�years 26 00:01:20,346 --> 00:01:21,606 of�analysis�on�whales 27 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,718 has�finally�yielded important�data 28 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:26,220 on�how�delicious�whales�are. 29 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:29,022 Japan�has�circumvented the�commercial�whaling�ban 30 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:31,585 by�classifying�their�hunt as�research. 31 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:33,734 Scientists�study how�whale�need�pairs 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,500 with�various�sauces in�specialized�labs. 33 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:39,999 Or�as�the�Japanese call�them,�"Restaurants." 34 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:43,473 Western�critics�denounced the�Japanese�study as�barbaric. 35 00:01:43,503 --> 00:01:46,473 Saying,�"These�majestic animals�should�not�belong on�plates," 36 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,606 "but�in�their natural�habitat." 37 00:01:48,641 --> 00:01:50,611 "A�cramped�aquarium performing�stunts" 38 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:53,413 "for�the�amusement of�tourists." 39 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:56,716 As�more�details of�the�Trans-Pacific Partnership�come�to�light 40 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,749 the�trade�deal�is�becoming less,�and�less�popular 41 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,245 amongst�young�Canadians. 42 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,916 But�the�Liberals�may�have won�millennials�back 43 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,815 by�re-classifying�the�TPP 44 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,587 as�an�international Bunz�Trading�Zone. 45 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,596 Bunz�is�the�Canadian�based�app that�helps�users�swap�old goods�they�don't�want 46 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,670 for�crap�they�feel�they�need. 47 00:02:12,699 --> 00:02:14,529 The�IMF�predicts this�will�help�the�country 48 00:02:14,567 --> 00:02:16,267 offload�its�leftover�Tallboys 49 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,172 and�T-shirts�from�the�2007 Vans�Warped�Tour 50 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:22,835 for�a�Vietnamese�bootleg version�of�the�board game��Clue. 51 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,576 Minister�of�International Trade,�Chrystia�Freeland 52 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,512 hailed�this�as�a,�"Victory for�bringing�a�local" 53 00:02:27,547 --> 00:02:29,547 "Canadian�start-up to�the�world�stage." 54 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,352 Even�if�it�was�tacked on�to�a�clause�that 55 00:02:31,384 --> 00:02:33,354 legitimizes�human�trafficking. 56 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,460 Being�a�journalist can�be�a�difficult�job. 57 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,559 I�have�vivid�memories of�getting�burns�on�my�arms 58 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:42,161 and�neck�during�last�summer's expose�on�"Fun�in�the�Sun". 59 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,455 But�journalists�may�be�facing a�new�challenge. 60 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,867 Our�own�Donavon Stinson�has�more. 61 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,370 (ROCK�MUSIC�PLAYING) 62 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,536 The�Mounties, Canada's�horseback�KGB 63 00:02:56,576 --> 00:02:59,576 have�recently�been�accused of�spying�on�journalists. 64 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,722 I�sat�down�with�RCMP spokesman,�Keith�Hawkins 65 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,849 so�he�could�shove�whatever propagandistic�prepared 66 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,094 statements�he�had down�my�throat. 67 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:09,260 The�RCMP�has�never�monitored 68 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,819 a�journalist without�a�warrant. 69 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,587 Hmm.�That's�a very�strong�statement. So,�you�really�believe 70 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:16,657 that�these�journalists are�just�imagining 71 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:18,226 that�they're under�surveillance? 72 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:20,904 I'm�not�presuming�to�know what�journalists�think. 73 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,904 I'm�just�saying�that�maybe you�get�together�at Sweaty�Betty's, 74 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,237 and�you�talk and�you�convince�each�other of�things�that�aren't�real. 75 00:03:28,007 --> 00:03:29,337 -Sweaty�Betty's? -Mmm. 76 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,375 That's�where�I�got�black-out drunk�last�night. 77 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,381 Oh.�Interesting. Anyway,�I'm�just�saying�maybe you're�imagining�things 78 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:38,124 after�you've�had�one�too�many room�temperature�bourbons. 79 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,691 Okay.�How�did�you�know�what I�was�drinking? 80 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,160 -It's�just�a�strong�guess. -Hey,�were�you�watching�me last�night? 81 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:46,029 Whoa,�that�is�a wild�accusation. 82 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,599 Perhaps�you�should�spend a�little�bit�more�time doing�your�job. 83 00:03:48,628 --> 00:03:50,928 And�maybe�a�little�bit less�time�getting�rejected 84 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,574 by�six�consecutive�women. 85 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,900 Okay,�you�know, there's�absolutely�no�way that�you�would�know�that 86 00:03:56,936 --> 00:04:00,436 unless�you�are�watching�me. In�which�case�you�would�know that�I�wheeled�the�seventh. 87 00:04:00,473 --> 00:04:02,183 First�of�all,�those�still aren't�great�numbers. 88 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:04,038 And�I'm�just�saying�what�you might�have�done. 89 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,077 Like�maybe�you�went�ax throwing�on�Saturday. 90 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,822 And�maybe�you're�reading Infinite�Jest�just for�the�third�time. 91 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,878 -I�am�reading��Infinite�Jest for�the�third�time. -Everybody�is. 92 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,918 Okay,�are�you�gonna�sit�here and�claim�that�you�just guessed�all�of�those�things? 93 00:04:14,954 --> 00:04:17,594 I'm�an�intuitive�man. I've�seen�a�lot�in�my�life. 94 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,834 I�have�not�however�seen one�man�cry�that�much during�sex. 95 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:22,300 Okay,�you�know�what... All�right... 96 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,928 I'm...�I'm�formally�accusing the�RCMP�of�spying�on�me 97 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:27,634 to�learn�confidential information�about�my�sources. Do�you�deny�this,�sir? 98 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,237 I�do. 99 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,299 Then�how�is�it�that you�know�every�single detail�of�my�life? 100 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:34,007 Because�I�follow�you on�Instagram. 101 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,514 -Oh,�fuck. -Yeah. 102 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:41,645 You�shouldn't�post things�that�private on�Instagram. 103 00:04:41,681 --> 00:04:44,221 Who�takes�a�selfie�during�sex? 104 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,150 Good�point.�Yeah. 105 00:04:47,186 --> 00:04:49,686 So,�the�First�Nations protesters�then 106 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:51,622 that�accuse�you�of spying�on�them? 107 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,588 They�were�on�Instagram as�well? 108 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,226 Uh...�Yeah. 109 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:56,761 All�right. 110 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:59,296 There�is�a�bit�of�a... Bit�of�a�pause�there. 111 00:04:59,332 --> 00:05:00,932 (STAMMERING)�Yeah.�Yeah. 112 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,935 Okay. 113 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,070 Now�listen. Can�I�expect�you�to�follow�me back�any�time�soon? 114 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,376 Trying�to�kind�of�boost my�social�media�pres, 115 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:11,840 if�you�know�what�I�mean. 116 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:14,478 You�want�me�to�follow�you back�on�Instagram? 117 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,854 It's�departmentally�mandate. We... 118 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,793 You�know,�I�just... Thank�you�very�much, Mr.�Hawkins. 119 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,148 Thank�you�for�your�time. 120 00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:23,016 Yeah,�yeah,�yeah,�yeah. 121 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,016 Thanks�for�the grim�warning,�Donavon. 122 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,628 May�I�just�say�you�have the�most�sensual LinkedIn�profile. 123 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,570 Turning�to�science and�technology, 124 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:35,698 SpaceX�founder,�Elon�Musk has�unveiled�his latest�venture. 125 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:38,705 A�large,�ominous�box�that prominently�features a�digital�clock 126 00:05:38,738 --> 00:05:41,808 that�is�steadily counting�down. 127 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,211 Musk�has�refused�to�reveal what,�if�anything, 128 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:46,113 the�clock�is�counting�down�to, 129 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:48,645 saying�only�that�it�would�blow everyone�away. 130 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:51,121 Those�who�have�seen�the�box in�person�say�it�emits 131 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,920 a�low�humming�sound they�describe as�beautifully�designed 132 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:56,393 and�deeply�foreboding. 133 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:58,292 As�part�of�the�launch, Musk�also�unveiled 134 00:05:58,324 --> 00:06:00,834 plans�for�a�self-sustaining habitat�to�be�built 135 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,500 several�miles�below�the Earth's�surface 136 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:05,128 that�could�support�up�to 7,000�pre-selected�people 137 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:08,944 for�quote, "The�necessary�time�frame." 138 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,698 After�the�break, we�talk�to�the�woman 139 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:12,767 who�is�building an�African�lion�safari 140 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:15,165 in�her�downtown Surrey�condominium. 141 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,238 (AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING) 142 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,178 (CHATTERING�INDISTINCTLY) 143 00:06:24,183 --> 00:06:28,993 WOMAN:��You've�all seen�the�images. You�all�know�what's�at�stake. 144 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:32,161 Imagine�kids�with�no�food, no�education, 145 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:35,161 and�no�access to�clean�drinking�water 146 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,634 having�their�pictures�taken 147 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:39,972 by�the�world's�most expensive�photographers. 148 00:06:39,999 --> 00:06:42,439 For�less�than�the�daily�price of�a�cup�of�coffee, 149 00:06:42,468 --> 00:06:45,238 you�can�help�acclaimed artist's�fly�first�class 150 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:47,341 to�the�world's poorest�villages 151 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:50,983 where�they'll�capture the�precariousness�of�human life�as�only�they�can. 152 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,910 Using�equipment�that costs�enough�to�feed 153 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:56,515 the�entire�African continent�for�a�year. 154 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:59,749 Best�of�all,�we'll�send those�pictures�to�you. 155 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,516 Breathtaking,�high�resolution photos�of�the�world's�sickest 156 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:04,585 and�hungriest�children. 157 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:08,494 People�are�going�to�see those�photos�and�think you're�a�good�person. 158 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,758 No,�a�great�person. 159 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,127 And�really�that's what�this�is�all�about. 160 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:28,784 Food�prices�in�the�Yukon, Northwest�Territories�and Nunavut�are�astronomical. 161 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,745 But�store�owners may�have�found�a�solution. 162 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:34,623 Changing�the�name�of�every grocery�store�to�Whole�Foods. 163 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:36,564 Northern�grocers�want to�ensure�people�feel 164 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,089 they're�getting their�money's�worth. 165 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,664 So,�if�they're�going�to�pay $8.50�for�a�carton�of�milk, 166 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:42,763 they�might�as�well�think�it comes�from�grass�fed�cows 167 00:07:42,795 --> 00:07:46,495 who�have�been�milked by�maidens�wearing organic�satin�gloves. 168 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:49,842 The�government�is�hopeful that�if�Northern�residents�buy groceries�the�same�way 169 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:51,539 pretentious�Toronto yuppies�do, 170 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,311 they'll�start�to�develop the�same�indifference 171 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:56,109 to�Northern�affairs as�their�kale�chip loving�counterparts. 172 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,450 Toronto�Community�Housing, the�organization 173 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,020 that�subsidizes�homes for�low�income�residents 174 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,819 has�come�under�fire�lately. 175 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:08,691 With�more, we�go�to��The�Beaverton's Laura�Cilevitz. 176 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:13,091 LAURA:��In�a�report�last�May, Toronto�Community�Housing was�found�in�violation 177 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,555 of�454�by-laws, 178 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,755 earning�it�the�title of�"The�City's Worst�Slum�Lord." 179 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,298 Ahead�of�ten time�winner,�Roberto. 180 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,474 But�in�true�Toronto�fashion, some�City�Hall�staffers 181 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:28,314 are�worried�how this�will�affect�the�city's international�reputation. 182 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,811 It's�completely�unacceptable. 183 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:34,283 New�York�would�have�five�times that�many�violations. 184 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:36,423 Oh,�yeah. 185 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,919 LAURA:��Steve�Garrett is�a�spokesman for�Toronto�City�Council. 186 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:41,951 He�says�that�if�Toronto is�serious�about�being a�world-class�city, 187 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,288 it�must�provide low�income�residents 188 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,433 with�world-class�slums. 189 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,689 A�few�months�ago, a�woman�who�lives�in�one of�our�tenement�buildings, 190 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:51,728 told�me�that�she�had�been scalded�while�taking�a�shower. 191 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:54,434 All�we�could�think�was, "How�could�this�happen?" 192 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,997 She�shouldn't�have�hot�water. 193 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,266 LAURA:��Toronto's�Community Housing�task�force 194 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,965 visited�the�world's�most authentic�slums. 195 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,438 From�Mumbai�to�Rio, 196 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,077 to�the�economy�section on�Via�Rail. 197 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,583 The�conditions�on Via�Rail�are... 198 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,379 Upsetting. 199 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,287 Exactly. 200 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,889 And�that's�the�kind of�disregard�for�humanity 201 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,092 that�we�need�to�bring�to our�housing�projects 202 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:20,634 if�we're�ever�gonna�rival the�mega�slums�of�Mexico�City. 203 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,660 LAURA:��Steve�created�a�joint pilot�program�with�the�city's over�run�animal�shelters 204 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:28,567 to�brand�Toronto housing�projects�with�the signature,�"Wet�dog�smell." 205 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:32,371 Well,�you�must�have�known something�was�working once�the�hipsters�moved�out. 206 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,905 Oh.�Thank�you. 207 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,010 I�mean�effective�poverty is�their�siren's�call,�but... 208 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,313 They�hate�genuine�squalor 209 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:42,475 even�more�than�coffee�shops that�call�a�flat�white a�"cortado". 210 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,445 LAURA:��Emboldened�by early�returns, 211 00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,423 the�city�gave�Steve the�green�light 212 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,792 to�turn�his�latest redeveloped�housing�project 213 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:53,361 into�the post-apocalyptic�hellscape Toronto�deserves. 214 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,632 How�long�until�you�know if�this�project�worked? 215 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,599 You�tell�me. 216 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:01,195 See�that? 217 00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,938 World-class. 218 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,367 Uh-oh. 219 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,305 LAURA:��For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Laura�Cilevitz. 220 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,112 ISIS,�like�the�sultry Egyptian�fertility�goddess 221 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,284 from�which�it�takes�its�name, 222 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:18,023 the�Islamic�state�of�Iraq and�Syria�seems�to�be sliding�into�oblivion. 223 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:21,720 To�explain�why, we're�joined�live�via satellite�by�Marilla�Wex. 224 00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,864 Thanks�Miguel. I'm�here�in�Iraq, 225 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,859 where,�thanks�to Western�intervention, 226 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:29,961 ISIS�has�lost�considerable territory�over�the�last two�years. 227 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,326 How�did�this�happen? 228 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,134 Things�underwent�a�major�shift 229 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,335 after�the�Charlie�Hebdo shooting�of�January,�2015. 230 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,739 Millions�of�people�in New�York,�Toronto and�Vancouver 231 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,772 changed�their�Facebook cover�photos 232 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,237 to�the�words, "Je�suis�Charlie." 233 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:49,676 And�within�a�matter�of�weeks the�ISIS�stronghold�of�Tikrit had�fallen. 234 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:53,485 Sorry.�Wasn't�Tikrit taken�by�Iraqi�security�forces and�tribal�allies? 235 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:54,949 Well,�almost immediately�afterwards, 236 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,987 ISIS�lost�their�stranglehold on�the�Euphrates�river 237 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,164 when�a�Change.org�petition 238 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,402 to�capture�the�settlement of�Al�Baghdadi 239 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,728 reached�100,000�signatures. 240 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,495 But�Shiite�militias�were the�ones�who�actually captured�the�settlement. 241 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:13,065 (SIGHS)�Technically, they�fought�for�and�took the�settlement. 242 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:16,635 But�the�emotional�effect of�the�Twitter backlash�against�ISIS 243 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,876 broke�their�morale�long�before the�Shiites�even�showed�up. 244 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,623 There's�been�an�extensive bombing�campaign as�well�though,�right? 245 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,479 That's�true. But�would�we�have�known 246 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,358 where�to�bomb�if�ISIS hadn't�been�doxxed by�Anonymous? 247 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,558 The�fact�is,�the�number of�people�sharing 248 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,190 ISIS�articles�and�leaving sad�emoticons on�those�articles 249 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,557 is�simply�overwhelming the�Caliphate. 250 00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,527 Wow! It�sounds�like�the�coalition is�really�working. 251 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:42,997 -I�don't�really�think... -Thanks�Marilla. 252 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,965 No,�Emma.�Thank�you. 253 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,635 Thank�all�of�you. 254 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,644 Marilla�will�join�us�next�week from�Nigeria, 255 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,707 where�she�will�tell�us�how you�can�help�defeat�Boko-Haram 256 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,777 by�unfollowing their�Snapchat�story. 257 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,116 (AUDIENCE�LAUGHS) 258 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,020 (AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING) 259 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,568 Welcome�back. With�student�debt�at an�all-time�high, 260 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,571 many�high�schoolers applying�to�university are�wondering, 261 00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,274 "Is�there a�cheaper�alternative 262 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:23,906 "to�binge�drinking�and�casual underwhelming�sex?" 263 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,953 Joining�us�to�discuss the�future�of�higher�learning 264 00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,249 are�Carlton�Ladry, 265 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:32,551 EMMA:�Philosophy�professor at�McMaster�University, 266 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,955 EMMA:�Chad�Banks, university�dropout and�co-founder 267 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:39,428 of�the�popular�erection detection�app,�"Dong�Ding." 268 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,888 Waddup? 269 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,096 EMMA:�And�Molly�McBradden, a�grade�12�student 270 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,429 trying�to�figure�out her�next�move. 271 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:48,274 Our�first�question, is�a�university�education 272 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,440 worth�the�debt�one�would incur�to�get�it? 273 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:54,169 Well,�the�value�of�education is�the�education�itself. 274 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:56,306 You�just�can't�put a�price�on�it. 275 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,252 Well,�I�can. I�mean�you�take�into�account 276 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,748 tuition,�textbooks, the�cost�of�housing, 277 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,551 the�Bob�Marley�poster my�school's�going�to force�me�to�buy. 278 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:08,093 I�mean,�it's�gonna�cost�me over�$100,000�for�my undergrad�degree. 279 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,390 Now,�Chad,�you�took a�very�different�path. 280 00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,462 What�would�you�say to�Molly's�concerns? 281 00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,061 Listen,�you�don't�need�school. 282 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,803 You�should�take�that�money and�make�something�with�it. 283 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,159 Like�what? 284 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,897 Well,�that's�what you�need�to�find�out. 285 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,973 All�it�takes�is�one�good�idea. 286 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,113 And�my�old�roommate�Kyle had�one. 287 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,368 So,�I�asked�my�parents for�few�G's, 288 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,937 flipped�it�over�to�nerdlinger for�his�wiener�app. 289 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,846 Now�I�drive�a�Bugati. 290 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,578 Chad�raises an�interesting�point. 291 00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:39,754 Does�formal�education prepare�you�for�today's evolving�job�market? 292 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,415 The�purpose�of�the�university 293 00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,663 is�not�to�train�you�for�a�job. 294 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,959 It's�to�teach�you�to�think. 295 00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:51,099 Well,�I�think�you're�full of�shit. 296 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,570 I�didn't�need�to�go to�university to�figure�that�out. 297 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,539 Listen,�you�don't�need book-smarts�to�make your�way�in�life. 298 00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,609 All�you�need�is�a�couple of�nugs,�a�brilliant�roommate 299 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,279 and�the�loose�morals to�take�credit�for�his�idea. 300 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,053 But�what�do�you�actually�do? 301 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,849 (SCOFFS)�Anything�I�want. 302 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,751 This�morning,�my�breakfast, Cinnamon�Toast�Crunch 303 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,454 and�a�couple�of�bong�hits. 304 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,745 How�does�that�sound? 305 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,487 Pretty�depressing,�Chad. 306 00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,987 -Yeah? -Yeah. 307 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,003 Well,�I�don't�know. 308 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,758 Maybe�I�should�just�take a�year�off�and�go�to�Europe. 309 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,528 (SNORTS)�Europe. 310 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,598 What�could�you�possibly�learn on�the�continent 311 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,407 that�you�couldn't�learn�from a�faculty�wine�and�cheese? 312 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,811 Man,�Fuzzy�over�here, he's�just�worried 313 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,553 that�if�students�stop�going to�his�conformity�factory 314 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:44,079 the�entire�education industrial�complex will�collapse 315 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,616 and�he'll�lose�his�job. 316 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,951 No.�I�don't�have�to�worry about�that. 317 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,917 I�have�tenure. 318 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:53,625 So,�is�academia�a�viable career�choice�for�someone like�Molly? 319 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,489 No.�No. 320 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,597 (CHUCKLES) 321 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,629 Those�jobs, I'm�afraid,�are�taken. 322 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,365 You�hear�me?�They're�taken. 323 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,205 Look,�I�just�want�to�be�able to�get�a�good�education 324 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,938 without�the�massive�debt, 325 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,683 and�find�a�job�that�I�enjoy that�allows�me�to�lead 326 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,249 a�happy�and�productive�life. 327 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,849 Is�that�too�much�to�ask? 328 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,818 Yes. 329 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,320 That�sounds a�titch�unrealistic. 330 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,422 Well,�that's�all the�time�we�have. 331 00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,924 Join�us�next�week�when our�panel�will�debate, 332 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,287 "Should�university�accept tuition�payments�in�Bitcoin?" 333 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:32,627 Also,�"What�is�Bitcoin?" 334 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:36,495 Ontario�Liberals�caused an�uproar�last�year by�capping�doctor's�fees. 335 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,405 Hit�hardest�by�these�caps are�Ontario's rural�practitioners, 336 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,838 who�are�still on�the�barter�system. 337 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,544 Many�of�these�doctor's have�served�their�communities for�decades, 338 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,176 trading�vital�procedures for�painted�chicken�coops, 339 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,322 hand�crafted�horse�saddles, and�Spring�hams. 340 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,049 But�now�because of�these�restrictions, many�rural�doctors 341 00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,645 are�worried�about their�earning�potential 342 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,817 for�other�folksy�doo-dads. 343 00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,255 According�to Doctor�Trip�Montgomery of�Napanee, 344 00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,861 "How�am�I�supposed to�get�through�the�winter, if�alls�I�get 345 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,464 "for�an�angioplasty is�six�dozen�eggs and�a�hand-woven�blanket? 346 00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:08,467 "I've�got�barns�to�raise and�livestock�mouths�to�feed. 347 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,900 "It's�almost�like�the�Liberals want�me�to�move�to�Flin�Flon." 348 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,214 Babies,�for�years�they�were the�only�way�to�ensure 349 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,080 that�there�would�be�someone to�avenge�your�death. 350 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,650 But�unfortunately�for�those of�us�with�blood�grudges 351 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,609 birth�rates are�on�the�decline. 352 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,388 Why?�Our�own Aisha�Alfa�investigates. 353 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,088 AISHA:��People�in�the�Western world�are�having fewer�children. 354 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,191 One�new�study�may�explain�why? 355 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,563 I�met�with Doctor�Nicholas�Channing and�his�wife 356 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,232 in�their�Edmonton�home. 357 00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,860 He�thinks�he�may�have discovered�the�most important�factor 358 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,866 for�our�declining�birth�rates. 359 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,628 It's�the�golden�age of�television. 360 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,608 And�as�TV�gets�better, people�like�you�and�your�wife have�less�time�for�sex. 361 00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,578 Exactly. 362 00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,508 AISHA:��Doctor�Channing's�study shows�people�had�more�kids in�the�50's�and�60's. 363 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,505 Because�there�was�nothing riveting�to�do. 364 00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:59,217 But�now�you�can�get�caught�up on�something�called�Bloodline. 365 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,751 Is��Bloodline�good? Should�I�get�into��Bloodline? 366 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,357 Some�people�say�it's�good, but�I�heard�maybe�it's not�worth�it. 367 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,894 I�don't�know. I�don't�really�watch�TV. 368 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,296 I�get�invited�to�a�lot of�parties. 369 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,070 Doctor�Channing's�research also�suggest�that�social pressures�have�changed. 370 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,500 Where�once�a�young�married woman�was�expected�to�have kids�immediately, 371 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,037 now�she�is�supposed to�be�caught�up 372 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,442 on�the�most�recent�season of��Game�of�Thrones. 373 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,684 I�mean�it�makes�sense when�you�think�about�it. 374 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,150 When�was�the�last�time someone�described your�sex�life�as�compelling? 375 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,480 Real�life�people just�aren't�good�at�sex. 376 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,886 But�you�know�who�is? The�beautiful�god people�of�TV. 377 00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,417 While�the�proliferation of�roles�for�beautiful god�people 378 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,557 seems�to�have�no�end�in�sight, 379 00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,732 it�looks�like�our�Western birth�rates�will�continue 380 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,801 to�fall�until�they�bring back��The�King�of�Queens. 381 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,371 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Aisha�Alfa. 382 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,906 Promstitution. 383 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,108 I�just�made�that�term�up. But�should�we�be�concerned? 384 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,741 Find�out�after�the�break. 385 00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,676 (AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING) 386 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,562 Welcome�back! 387 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,431 EMMA:�Should�businesses�be run�more�like�the�government? 388 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,861 Meet�the�consultant who�wants�corporations to�torture�their�enemies. 389 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,727 (AUDIENCE�LAUGHS) 390 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,096 MIGUEL:�Barb�Putney�of�Calgary broke�two�of�her�New�Year's resolutions�today, 391 00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,866 when�a�truck�delivering�fudge crashed�into�her�gym. 392 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,606 EMMA:�And�an�asteroid�killed the�dinosaurs. 393 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,352 But�could�an�even�bigger asteroid�bring�them�back? 394 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,778 (AUDIENCE�LAUGHS) 395 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:38,183 The�nation's�toddlers are�hopeful. 396 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,947 Thanks�to�Kathleen Wynne's�Liberals, 397 00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,385 beer�is�now�available in�select�grocery�stores throughout�Ontario. 398 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,362 But�the�provinces largest�beer�retailer, 399 00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:49,360 The�Beer�Store, is�fighting�back by�selling�groceries. 400 00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:53,074 The�Beer�Store�will�be�your one-stop-shop�for�all�products of�dubious�quality, 401 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,968 like�wilted�lettuce,�day�old bagels,�and�dumpster grade�sushi. 402 00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:00,312 All�this�at�prices only�a�foreign�owned monopoly�can�offer. 403 00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,409 Plus�their�return�policy is�excellent. 404 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,842 This�summer,�a�terrible dog�attack�in�Montreal 405 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,308 lead�to�renewed�calls for�a�ban�on�pit�bulls. 406 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,847 This�brings�us to�the�subject�of�tonight's "Point�/�Counter�Point," 407 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,394 a�measured�discussion of�whether�we�should�outlaw 408 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,189 this�monstrous�breed of�super�killers. 409 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,722 All�right,�Miguel,�go�ahead 410 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:22,157 and�justify�your�love of�these�furry�murderers. 411 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,234 Okay.�Well,�look�at�Calgary. Okay,�they�moved�away 412 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,933 from�banning�breeds�to�focus on�owner�responsibility. 413 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,325 Yeah.�Calgary.�That's�where you�want�to�set�the�bar. 414 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,898 It's�basically��Fury�Road but�with�more�cows. 415 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,538 Which�internet�are�you�using? 416 00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,014 Look,�owner�responsibility is�great�on�paper. 417 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,553 But�how�has�it�worked�out in�the�real�world? 418 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,019 Great,�actually. It's�led�to�a�precipitous drop�in�dog�bites. 419 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,979 That�is�exactly�what they�want�you�to�think. 420 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,418 Who,�Calgarians? 421 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,563 No.�Pit�bulls,�Miguel.�Jesus. 422 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,590 You�think�pit�bulls�are�trying to�lull�us�into�some false�sense�of�security? 423 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,886 Really? 424 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,058 Pit�bulls�are�known for�their�subterfuge,�Miguel. 425 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,026 Okay,�that�is�why�they�are so�lethal. 426 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,425 It's�all�licks,�and�tail�wags, 427 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,137 and�the�second you�turn�your�back, they�slit�your�throat. 428 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,771 Emma,�if�we�were to�somehow�ban one�breed�of�dog, 429 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,637 reckless�owners�would�just make�the�same�mistakes 430 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,306 with�other�breeds and�we'd�be�having this�debate�all�over�again. 431 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:17,275 Yeah,�right. No�one�is�going�to�tell�me I�can't�keep�my�property�safe 432 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,946 without�the�watchful�eye of�my�power�Pomeranians. 433 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,916 You�are�exactly the�type�of�problem�owner 434 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,115 that�I'm�talking�about. 435 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,356 No.�I�am�just�trying to�defend�myself 436 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,131 from�devious�pit�bull killing�machines,�Miguel. 437 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:33,401 And�the�only�way�to�do�that is�by�weaponizing�other�dogs. 438 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,202 Okay,�what�happens�when�that dog�becomes�the�problem? 439 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,265 I�don't�know,�you�just weaponize�another�breed. 440 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,573 And�then�what�happens when�that�breed�becomes the�problem? 441 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,636 We'll�just�let the�bureaucrats�sort�it�out. 442 00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,584 Okay,�Miguel. When�have�they�ever�failed�us? 443 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,849 We're�out�of�time. 444 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,650 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Miguel�Rivas. 445 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:54,822 And�I'm�Emma�Hunter. We'll�see�you�tomorrow, when�tomorrow�is�today. 446 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,923 Oh,�how�clever. 447 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,064 Yeah. 448 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,359 (CHATTING�INDISTINCTLY) 42243

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