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EMMA:�Toronto�design�school
OCAD�opens�its�newest�wing...
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The�Subway�School
of�Sandwich�Arts.
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(AUDIENCE�LAUGHING)
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MIGUEL:�A�new�study
on�Crohn's�disease�shows
that�lab�rats
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really�hate�getting
Crohn's�disease.
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(AUDIENCE�LAUGHING)
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EMMA:�And�is�the�new�world
order�controlling�our�minds
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with�subliminal�chemtrails?
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(THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING)
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Welcome�to��The�Beaverton,
Canada's�most�news-like
sponsored�content.
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I'm�Miguel
"Burger�King"�Rivas.
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And�for�Petro-Canada,
I'm�Emma�Hunter.
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Following�the�United�States
lead,�Defense�Minister,
Harjit�Sajan,
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00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:52,554
says�the�Defense�Department
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00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:54,015
will�invest
in�a�Canadian�version
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of�the�military�drone�program.
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The�drones�will�be�supplied
by�Canadian�Tire
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for�the�low,
low�price�of�$79.99,
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and�can�fly�missions
of�up�to�eight�minutes
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00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:06,102
before�needing�to�recharge
at�a�USB�port.
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This�follows�on�the�heels
of�the�Canadian�Government
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00:01:08,134 --> 00:01:10,344
updating�their�cyber
terrorism�division
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with�a�procurement
of�repurposed�Commodore�64's,
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00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:18,036
Blackberry�tablets,
and�a�cache�of�the�guns
from��Duck�Hunt.
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Big�news�from�Japan,
where�30�years
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of�analysis�on�whales
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has�finally�yielded
important�data
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on�how�delicious�whales�are.
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Japan�has�circumvented
the�commercial�whaling�ban
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by�classifying�their�hunt
as�research.
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Scientists�study
how�whale�need�pairs
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with�various�sauces
in�specialized�labs.
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Or�as�the�Japanese
call�them,�"Restaurants."
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Western�critics�denounced
the�Japanese�study
as�barbaric.
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Saying,�"These�majestic
animals�should�not�belong
on�plates,"
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"but�in�their
natural�habitat."
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"A�cramped�aquarium
performing�stunts"
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"for�the�amusement
of�tourists."
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As�more�details
of�the�Trans-Pacific
Partnership�come�to�light
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the�trade�deal�is�becoming
less,�and�less�popular
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amongst�young�Canadians.
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But�the�Liberals�may�have
won�millennials�back
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by�re-classifying�the�TPP
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as�an�international
Bunz�Trading�Zone.
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00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:10,596
Bunz�is�the�Canadian�based�app
that�helps�users�swap�old
goods�they�don't�want
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for�crap�they�feel�they�need.
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The�IMF�predicts
this�will�help�the�country
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offload�its�leftover�Tallboys
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and�T-shirts�from�the�2007
Vans�Warped�Tour
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for�a�Vietnamese�bootleg
version�of�the�board
game��Clue.
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Minister�of�International
Trade,�Chrystia�Freeland
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hailed�this�as�a,�"Victory
for�bringing�a�local"
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"Canadian�start-up
to�the�world�stage."
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Even�if�it�was�tacked
on�to�a�clause�that
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legitimizes�human�trafficking.
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Being�a�journalist
can�be�a�difficult�job.
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I�have�vivid�memories
of�getting�burns�on�my�arms
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and�neck�during�last�summer's
expose�on�"Fun�in�the�Sun".
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But�journalists�may�be�facing
a�new�challenge.
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Our�own�Donavon
Stinson�has�more.
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(ROCK�MUSIC�PLAYING)
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The�Mounties,
Canada's�horseback�KGB
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have�recently�been�accused
of�spying�on�journalists.
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I�sat�down�with�RCMP
spokesman,�Keith�Hawkins
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00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,849
so�he�could�shove�whatever
propagandistic�prepared
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00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,094
statements�he�had
down�my�throat.
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The�RCMP�has�never�monitored
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a�journalist
without�a�warrant.
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Hmm.�That's�a
very�strong�statement.
So,�you�really�believe
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that�these�journalists
are�just�imagining
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that�they're
under�surveillance?
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I'm�not�presuming�to�know
what�journalists�think.
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I'm�just�saying�that�maybe
you�get�together�at
Sweaty�Betty's,
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and�you�talk
and�you�convince�each�other
of�things�that�aren't�real.
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-Sweaty�Betty's?
-Mmm.
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That's�where�I�got�black-out
drunk�last�night.
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Oh.�Interesting.
Anyway,�I'm�just�saying�maybe
you're�imagining�things
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after�you've�had�one�too�many
room�temperature�bourbons.
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Okay.�How�did�you�know�what
I�was�drinking?
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-It's�just�a�strong�guess.
-Hey,�were�you�watching�me
last�night?
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Whoa,�that�is�a
wild�accusation.
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Perhaps�you�should�spend
a�little�bit�more�time
doing�your�job.
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And�maybe�a�little�bit
less�time�getting�rejected
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by�six�consecutive�women.
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Okay,�you�know,
there's�absolutely�no�way
that�you�would�know�that
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unless�you�are�watching�me.
In�which�case�you�would�know
that�I�wheeled�the�seventh.
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First�of�all,�those�still
aren't�great�numbers.
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And�I'm�just�saying�what�you
might�have�done.
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00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,077
Like�maybe�you�went�ax
throwing�on�Saturday.
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00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,822
And�maybe�you're�reading
Infinite�Jest�just
for�the�third�time.
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00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:11,878
-I�am�reading��Infinite�Jest
for�the�third�time.
-Everybody�is.
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00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,918
Okay,�are�you�gonna�sit�here
and�claim�that�you�just
guessed�all�of�those�things?
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I'm�an�intuitive�man.
I've�seen�a�lot�in�my�life.
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I�have�not�however�seen
one�man�cry�that�much
during�sex.
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Okay,�you�know�what...
All�right...
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I'm...�I'm�formally�accusing
the�RCMP�of�spying�on�me
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to�learn�confidential
information�about�my�sources.
Do�you�deny�this,�sir?
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I�do.
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Then�how�is�it�that
you�know�every�single
detail�of�my�life?
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Because�I�follow�you
on�Instagram.
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-Oh,�fuck.
-Yeah.
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You�shouldn't�post
things�that�private
on�Instagram.
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Who�takes�a�selfie�during�sex?
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Good�point.�Yeah.
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So,�the�First�Nations
protesters�then
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that�accuse�you�of
spying�on�them?
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They�were�on�Instagram
as�well?
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Uh...�Yeah.
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All�right.
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There�is�a�bit�of�a...
Bit�of�a�pause�there.
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(STAMMERING)�Yeah.�Yeah.
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Okay.
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Now�listen.
Can�I�expect�you�to�follow�me
back�any�time�soon?
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Trying�to�kind�of�boost
my�social�media�pres,
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if�you�know�what�I�mean.
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You�want�me�to�follow�you
back�on�Instagram?
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It's�departmentally�mandate.
We...
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You�know,�I�just...
Thank�you�very�much,
Mr.�Hawkins.
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Thank�you�for�your�time.
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Yeah,�yeah,�yeah,�yeah.
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Thanks�for�the
grim�warning,�Donavon.
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May�I�just�say�you�have
the�most�sensual
LinkedIn�profile.
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Turning�to�science
and�technology,
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SpaceX�founder,�Elon�Musk
has�unveiled�his
latest�venture.
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A�large,�ominous�box�that
prominently�features
a�digital�clock
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that�is�steadily
counting�down.
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Musk�has�refused�to�reveal
what,�if�anything,
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the�clock�is�counting�down�to,
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saying�only�that�it�would�blow
everyone�away.
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Those�who�have�seen�the�box
in�person�say�it�emits
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a�low�humming�sound
they�describe
as�beautifully�designed
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and�deeply�foreboding.
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As�part�of�the�launch,
Musk�also�unveiled
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plans�for�a�self-sustaining
habitat�to�be�built
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00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,500
several�miles�below�the
Earth's�surface
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that�could�support�up�to
7,000�pre-selected�people
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for�quote,
"The�necessary�time�frame."
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After�the�break,
we�talk�to�the�woman
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who�is�building
an�African�lion�safari
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in�her�downtown
Surrey�condominium.
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(AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING)
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(CHATTERING�INDISTINCTLY)
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WOMAN:��You've�all
seen�the�images.
You�all�know�what's�at�stake.
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Imagine�kids�with�no�food,
no�education,
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and�no�access
to�clean�drinking�water
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having�their�pictures�taken
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00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:39,972
by�the�world's�most
expensive�photographers.
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For�less�than�the�daily�price
of�a�cup�of�coffee,
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you�can�help�acclaimed
artist's�fly�first�class
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to�the�world's
poorest�villages
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where�they'll�capture
the�precariousness�of�human
life�as�only�they�can.
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Using�equipment�that
costs�enough�to�feed
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the�entire�African
continent�for�a�year.
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Best�of�all,�we'll�send
those�pictures�to�you.
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Breathtaking,�high�resolution
photos�of�the�world's�sickest
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and�hungriest�children.
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00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:08,494
People�are�going�to�see
those�photos�and�think
you're�a�good�person.
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No,�a�great�person.
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And�really�that's
what�this�is�all�about.
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Food�prices�in�the�Yukon,
Northwest�Territories�and
Nunavut�are�astronomical.
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00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:30,745
But�store�owners
may�have�found�a�solution.
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Changing�the�name�of�every
grocery�store�to�Whole�Foods.
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Northern�grocers�want
to�ensure�people�feel
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they're�getting
their�money's�worth.
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So,�if�they're�going�to�pay
$8.50�for�a�carton�of�milk,
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they�might�as�well�think�it
comes�from�grass�fed�cows
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who�have�been�milked
by�maidens�wearing
organic�satin�gloves.
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The�government�is�hopeful
that�if�Northern�residents�buy
groceries�the�same�way
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pretentious�Toronto
yuppies�do,
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they'll�start�to�develop
the�same�indifference
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to�Northern�affairs
as�their�kale�chip
loving�counterparts.
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Toronto�Community�Housing,
the�organization
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00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,020
that�subsidizes�homes
for�low�income�residents
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00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,819
has�come�under�fire�lately.
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With�more,
we�go�to��The�Beaverton's
Laura�Cilevitz.
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LAURA:��In�a�report�last�May,
Toronto�Community�Housing
was�found�in�violation
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00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,555
of�454�by-laws,
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00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,755
earning�it�the�title
of�"The�City's
Worst�Slum�Lord."
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00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:21,298
Ahead�of�ten
time�winner,�Roberto.
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00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,474
But�in�true�Toronto�fashion,
some�City�Hall�staffers
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are�worried�how
this�will�affect�the�city's
international�reputation.
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It's�completely�unacceptable.
183
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New�York�would�have�five�times
that�many�violations.
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Oh,�yeah.
185
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LAURA:��Steve�Garrett
is�a�spokesman
for�Toronto�City�Council.
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He�says�that�if�Toronto
is�serious�about�being
a�world-class�city,
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it�must�provide
low�income�residents
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with�world-class�slums.
189
00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,689
A�few�months�ago,
a�woman�who�lives�in�one
of�our�tenement�buildings,
190
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told�me�that�she�had�been
scalded�while�taking�a�shower.
191
00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:54,434
All�we�could�think�was,
"How�could�this�happen?"
192
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,997
She�shouldn't�have�hot�water.
193
00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,266
LAURA:��Toronto's�Community
Housing�task�force
194
00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:01,965
visited�the�world's�most
authentic�slums.
195
00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,438
From�Mumbai�to�Rio,
196
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,077
to�the�economy�section
on�Via�Rail.
197
00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,583
The�conditions�on
Via�Rail�are...
198
00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:11,379
Upsetting.
199
00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:13,287
Exactly.
200
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,889
And�that's�the�kind
of�disregard�for�humanity
201
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,092
that�we�need�to�bring�to
our�housing�projects
202
00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:20,634
if�we're�ever�gonna�rival
the�mega�slums�of�Mexico�City.
203
00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,660
LAURA:��Steve�created�a�joint
pilot�program�with�the�city's
over�run�animal�shelters
204
00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:28,567
to�brand�Toronto
housing�projects�with�the
signature,�"Wet�dog�smell."
205
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:32,371
Well,�you�must�have�known
something�was�working
once�the�hipsters�moved�out.
206
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,905
Oh.�Thank�you.
207
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:37,010
I�mean�effective�poverty
is�their�siren's�call,�but...
208
00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,313
They�hate�genuine�squalor
209
00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:42,475
even�more�than�coffee�shops
that�call�a�flat�white
a�"cortado".
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LAURA:��Emboldened�by
early�returns,
211
00:09:44,483 --> 00:09:46,423
the�city�gave�Steve
the�green�light
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00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:48,792
to�turn�his�latest
redeveloped�housing�project
213
00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:53,361
into�the
post-apocalyptic�hellscape
Toronto�deserves.
214
00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,632
How�long�until�you�know
if�this�project�worked?
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00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,599
You�tell�me.
216
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See�that?
217
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World-class.
218
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,367
Uh-oh.
219
00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,305
LAURA:��For�The�Beaverton,
I'm�Laura�Cilevitz.
220
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:12,112
ISIS,�like�the�sultry
Egyptian�fertility�goddess
221
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,284
from�which�it�takes�its�name,
222
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:18,023
the�Islamic�state�of�Iraq
and�Syria�seems�to�be
sliding�into�oblivion.
223
00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:21,720
To�explain�why,
we're�joined�live�via
satellite�by�Marilla�Wex.
224
00:10:21,754 --> 00:10:23,864
Thanks�Miguel.
I'm�here�in�Iraq,
225
00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,859
where,�thanks�to
Western�intervention,
226
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:29,961
ISIS�has�lost�considerable
territory�over�the�last
two�years.
227
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,326
How�did�this�happen?
228
00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,134
Things�underwent�a�major�shift
229
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,335
after�the�Charlie�Hebdo
shooting�of�January,�2015.
230
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,739
Millions�of�people�in
New�York,�Toronto
and�Vancouver
231
00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,772
changed�their�Facebook
cover�photos
232
00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,237
to�the�words,
"Je�suis�Charlie."
233
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:49,676
And�within�a�matter�of�weeks
the�ISIS�stronghold�of�Tikrit
had�fallen.
234
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:53,485
Sorry.�Wasn't�Tikrit
taken�by�Iraqi�security�forces
and�tribal�allies?
235
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:54,949
Well,�almost
immediately�afterwards,
236
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,987
ISIS�lost�their�stranglehold
on�the�Euphrates�river
237
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,164
when�a�Change.org�petition
238
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,402
to�capture�the�settlement
of�Al�Baghdadi
239
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,728
reached�100,000�signatures.
240
00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,495
But�Shiite�militias�were
the�ones�who�actually
captured�the�settlement.
241
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:13,065
(SIGHS)�Technically,
they�fought�for�and�took
the�settlement.
242
00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:16,635
But�the�emotional�effect
of�the�Twitter
backlash�against�ISIS
243
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,876
broke�their�morale�long�before
the�Shiites�even�showed�up.
244
00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:23,623
There's�been�an�extensive
bombing�campaign
as�well�though,�right?
245
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,479
That's�true.
But�would�we�have�known
246
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,358
where�to�bomb�if�ISIS
hadn't�been�doxxed
by�Anonymous?
247
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,558
The�fact�is,�the�number
of�people�sharing
248
00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:35,190
ISIS�articles�and�leaving
sad�emoticons
on�those�articles
249
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:38,557
is�simply�overwhelming
the�Caliphate.
250
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:41,527
Wow!
It�sounds�like�the�coalition
is�really�working.
251
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:42,997
-I�don't�really�think...
-Thanks�Marilla.
252
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,965
No,�Emma.�Thank�you.
253
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,635
Thank�all�of�you.
254
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,644
Marilla�will�join�us�next�week
from�Nigeria,
255
00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:54,707
where�she�will�tell�us�how
you�can�help�defeat�Boko-Haram
256
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,777
by�unfollowing
their�Snapchat�story.
257
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(AUDIENCE�LAUGHS)
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(AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING)
259
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Welcome�back.
With�student�debt�at
an�all-time�high,
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many�high�schoolers
applying�to�university
are�wondering,
261
00:12:18,604 --> 00:12:20,274
"Is�there
a�cheaper�alternative
262
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"to�binge�drinking�and�casual
underwhelming�sex?"
263
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,953
Joining�us�to�discuss
the�future�of�higher�learning
264
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,249
are�Carlton�Ladry,
265
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:32,551
EMMA:�Philosophy�professor
at�McMaster�University,
266
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,955
EMMA:�Chad�Banks,
university�dropout
and�co-founder
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of�the�popular�erection
detection�app,�"Dong�Ding."
268
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Waddup?
269
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,096
EMMA:�And�Molly�McBradden,
a�grade�12�student
270
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,429
trying�to�figure�out
her�next�move.
271
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:48,274
Our�first�question,
is�a�university�education
272
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worth�the�debt�one�would
incur�to�get�it?
273
00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:54,169
Well,�the�value�of�education
is�the�education�itself.
274
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You�just�can't�put
a�price�on�it.
275
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,252
Well,�I�can.
I�mean�you�take�into�account
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00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,748
tuition,�textbooks,
the�cost�of�housing,
277
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,551
the�Bob�Marley�poster
my�school's�going�to
force�me�to�buy.
278
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:08,093
I�mean,�it's�gonna�cost�me
over�$100,000�for�my
undergrad�degree.
279
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,390
Now,�Chad,�you�took
a�very�different�path.
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What�would�you�say
to�Molly's�concerns?
281
00:13:12,491 --> 00:13:14,061
Listen,�you�don't�need�school.
282
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,803
You�should�take�that�money
and�make�something�with�it.
283
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:18,159
Like�what?
284
00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,897
Well,�that's�what
you�need�to�find�out.
285
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,973
All�it�takes�is�one�good�idea.
286
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,113
And�my�old�roommate�Kyle
had�one.
287
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,368
So,�I�asked�my�parents
for�few�G's,
288
00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,937
flipped�it�over�to�nerdlinger
for�his�wiener�app.
289
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,846
Now�I�drive�a�Bugati.
290
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,578
Chad�raises
an�interesting�point.
291
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:39,754
Does�formal�education
prepare�you�for�today's
evolving�job�market?
292
00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:41,415
The�purpose�of�the�university
293
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,663
is�not�to�train�you�for�a�job.
294
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,959
It's�to�teach�you�to�think.
295
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:51,099
Well,�I�think�you're�full
of�shit.
296
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:53,570
I�didn't�need�to�go
to�university
to�figure�that�out.
297
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,539
Listen,�you�don't�need
book-smarts�to�make
your�way�in�life.
298
00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,609
All�you�need�is�a�couple
of�nugs,�a�brilliant�roommate
299
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:03,279
and�the�loose�morals
to�take�credit�for�his�idea.
300
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,053
But�what�do�you�actually�do?
301
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,849
(SCOFFS)�Anything�I�want.
302
00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:11,751
This�morning,�my�breakfast,
Cinnamon�Toast�Crunch
303
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,454
and�a�couple�of�bong�hits.
304
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,745
How�does�that�sound?
305
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,487
Pretty�depressing,�Chad.
306
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
307
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:23,003
Well,�I�don't�know.
308
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,758
Maybe�I�should�just�take
a�year�off�and�go�to�Europe.
309
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,528
(SNORTS)�Europe.
310
00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,598
What�could�you�possibly�learn
on�the�continent
311
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,407
that�you�couldn't�learn�from
a�faculty�wine�and�cheese?
312
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,811
Man,�Fuzzy�over�here,
he's�just�worried
313
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,553
that�if�students�stop�going
to�his�conformity�factory
314
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:44,079
the�entire�education
industrial�complex
will�collapse
315
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,616
and�he'll�lose�his�job.
316
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,951
No.�I�don't�have�to�worry
about�that.
317
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,917
I�have�tenure.
318
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:53,625
So,�is�academia�a�viable
career�choice�for�someone
like�Molly?
319
00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:55,489
No.�No.
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00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:56,597
(CHUCKLES)
321
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,629
Those�jobs,
I'm�afraid,�are�taken.
322
00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:01,365
You�hear�me?�They're�taken.
323
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,205
Look,�I�just�want�to�be�able
to�get�a�good�education
324
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,938
without�the�massive�debt,
325
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:10,683
and�find�a�job�that�I�enjoy
that�allows�me�to�lead
326
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,249
a�happy�and�productive�life.
327
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,849
Is�that�too�much�to�ask?
328
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,818
Yes.
329
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,320
That�sounds
a�titch�unrealistic.
330
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,422
Well,�that's�all
the�time�we�have.
331
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,924
Join�us�next�week�when
our�panel�will�debate,
332
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:28,287
"Should�university�accept
tuition�payments�in�Bitcoin?"
333
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:32,627
Also,�"What�is�Bitcoin?"
334
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:36,495
Ontario�Liberals�caused
an�uproar�last�year
by�capping�doctor's�fees.
335
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:39,405
Hit�hardest�by�these�caps
are�Ontario's
rural�practitioners,
336
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,838
who�are�still
on�the�barter�system.
337
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,544
Many�of�these�doctor's
have�served�their�communities
for�decades,
338
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:47,176
trading�vital�procedures
for�painted�chicken�coops,
339
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:50,322
hand�crafted�horse�saddles,
and�Spring�hams.
340
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:53,049
But�now�because
of�these�restrictions,
many�rural�doctors
341
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,645
are�worried�about
their�earning�potential
342
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,817
for�other�folksy�doo-dads.
343
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:59,255
According�to
Doctor�Trip�Montgomery
of�Napanee,
344
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,861
"How�am�I�supposed
to�get�through�the�winter,
if�alls�I�get
345
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,464
"for�an�angioplasty
is�six�dozen�eggs
and�a�hand-woven�blanket?
346
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:08,467
"I've�got�barns�to�raise
and�livestock�mouths�to�feed.
347
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,900
"It's�almost�like�the�Liberals
want�me�to�move�to�Flin�Flon."
348
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:15,214
Babies,�for�years�they�were
the�only�way�to�ensure
349
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,080
that�there�would�be�someone
to�avenge�your�death.
350
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,650
But�unfortunately�for�those
of�us�with�blood�grudges
351
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:22,609
birth�rates
are�on�the�decline.
352
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,388
Why?�Our�own
Aisha�Alfa�investigates.
353
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:29,088
AISHA:��People�in�the�Western
world�are�having
fewer�children.
354
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,191
One�new�study�may�explain�why?
355
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,563
I�met�with
Doctor�Nicholas�Channing
and�his�wife
356
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,232
in�their�Edmonton�home.
357
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:37,860
He�thinks�he�may�have
discovered�the�most
important�factor
358
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,866
for�our�declining�birth�rates.
359
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,628
It's�the�golden�age
of�television.
360
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,608
And�as�TV�gets�better,
people�like�you�and�your�wife
have�less�time�for�sex.
361
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,578
Exactly.
362
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:53,508
AISHA:��Doctor�Channing's�study
shows�people�had�more�kids
in�the�50's�and�60's.
363
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,505
Because�there�was�nothing
riveting�to�do.
364
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:59,217
But�now�you�can�get�caught�up
on�something�called�Bloodline.
365
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,751
Is��Bloodline�good?
Should�I�get�into��Bloodline?
366
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,357
Some�people�say�it's�good,
but�I�heard�maybe�it's
not�worth�it.
367
00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,894
I�don't�know.
I�don't�really�watch�TV.
368
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,296
I�get�invited�to�a�lot
of�parties.
369
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,070
Doctor�Channing's�research
also�suggest�that�social
pressures�have�changed.
370
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:18,500
Where�once�a�young�married
woman�was�expected�to�have
kids�immediately,
371
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,037
now�she�is�supposed
to�be�caught�up
372
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,442
on�the�most�recent�season
of��Game�of�Thrones.
373
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,684
I�mean�it�makes�sense
when�you�think�about�it.
374
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,150
When�was�the�last�time
someone�described
your�sex�life�as�compelling?
375
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,480
Real�life�people
just�aren't�good�at�sex.
376
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,886
But�you�know�who�is?
The�beautiful�god
people�of�TV.
377
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,417
While�the�proliferation
of�roles�for�beautiful
god�people
378
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,557
seems�to�have�no�end�in�sight,
379
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,732
it�looks�like�our�Western
birth�rates�will�continue
380
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,801
to�fall�until�they�bring
back��The�King�of�Queens.
381
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,371
For��The�Beaverton,
I'm�Aisha�Alfa.
382
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,906
Promstitution.
383
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,108
I�just�made�that�term�up.
But�should�we�be�concerned?
384
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,741
Find�out�after�the�break.
385
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,676
(AUDIENCE�APPLAUDING)
386
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,562
Welcome�back!
387
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,431
EMMA:�Should�businesses�be
run�more�like�the�government?
388
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,861
Meet�the�consultant
who�wants�corporations
to�torture�their�enemies.
389
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,727
(AUDIENCE�LAUGHS)
390
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:24,096
MIGUEL:�Barb�Putney�of�Calgary
broke�two�of�her�New�Year's
resolutions�today,
391
00:18:24,136 --> 00:18:27,866
when�a�truck�delivering�fudge
crashed�into�her�gym.
392
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:30,606
EMMA:�And�an�asteroid�killed
the�dinosaurs.
393
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,352
But�could�an�even�bigger
asteroid�bring�them�back?
394
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:34,778
(AUDIENCE�LAUGHS)
395
00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:38,183
The�nation's�toddlers
are�hopeful.
396
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,947
Thanks�to�Kathleen
Wynne's�Liberals,
397
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:43,385
beer�is�now�available
in�select�grocery�stores
throughout�Ontario.
398
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,362
But�the�provinces
largest�beer�retailer,
399
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:49,360
The�Beer�Store,
is�fighting�back
by�selling�groceries.
400
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:53,074
The�Beer�Store�will�be�your
one-stop-shop�for�all�products
of�dubious�quality,
401
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,968
like�wilted�lettuce,�day�old
bagels,�and�dumpster
grade�sushi.
402
00:18:57,002 --> 00:19:00,312
All�this�at�prices
only�a�foreign�owned
monopoly�can�offer.
403
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,409
Plus�their�return�policy
is�excellent.
404
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,842
This�summer,�a�terrible
dog�attack�in�Montreal
405
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:08,308
lead�to�renewed�calls
for�a�ban�on�pit�bulls.
406
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,847
This�brings�us
to�the�subject�of�tonight's
"Point�/�Counter�Point,"
407
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,394
a�measured�discussion
of�whether�we�should�outlaw
408
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,189
this�monstrous�breed
of�super�killers.
409
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:18,722
All�right,�Miguel,�go�ahead
410
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:22,157
and�justify�your�love
of�these�furry�murderers.
411
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,234
Okay.�Well,�look�at�Calgary.
Okay,�they�moved�away
412
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:26,933
from�banning�breeds�to�focus
on�owner�responsibility.
413
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,325
Yeah.�Calgary.�That's�where
you�want�to�set�the�bar.
414
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,898
It's�basically��Fury�Road
but�with�more�cows.
415
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,538
Which�internet�are�you�using?
416
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:38,014
Look,�owner�responsibility
is�great�on�paper.
417
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,553
But�how�has�it�worked�out
in�the�real�world?
418
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:44,019
Great,�actually.
It's�led�to�a�precipitous
drop�in�dog�bites.
419
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,979
That�is�exactly�what
they�want�you�to�think.
420
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,418
Who,�Calgarians?
421
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,563
No.�Pit�bulls,�Miguel.�Jesus.
422
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,590
You�think�pit�bulls�are�trying
to�lull�us�into�some
false�sense�of�security?
423
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:55,886
Really?
424
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,058
Pit�bulls�are�known
for�their�subterfuge,�Miguel.
425
00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,026
Okay,�that�is�why�they�are
so�lethal.
426
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,425
It's�all�licks,�and�tail�wags,
427
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:06,137
and�the�second
you�turn�your�back,
they�slit�your�throat.
428
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,771
Emma,�if�we�were
to�somehow�ban
one�breed�of�dog,
429
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,637
reckless�owners�would�just
make�the�same�mistakes
430
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,306
with�other�breeds
and�we'd�be�having
this�debate�all�over�again.
431
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:17,275
Yeah,�right.
No�one�is�going�to�tell�me
I�can't�keep�my�property�safe
432
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:20,946
without�the�watchful�eye
of�my�power�Pomeranians.
433
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,916
You�are�exactly
the�type�of�problem�owner
434
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,115
that�I'm�talking�about.
435
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,356
No.�I�am�just�trying
to�defend�myself
436
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,131
from�devious�pit�bull
killing�machines,�Miguel.
437
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:33,401
And�the�only�way�to�do�that
is�by�weaponizing�other�dogs.
438
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,202
Okay,�what�happens�when�that
dog�becomes�the�problem?
439
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,265
I�don't�know,�you�just
weaponize�another�breed.
440
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,573
And�then�what�happens
when�that�breed�becomes
the�problem?
441
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,636
We'll�just�let
the�bureaucrats�sort�it�out.
442
00:20:42,674 --> 00:20:45,584
Okay,�Miguel.
When�have�they�ever�failed�us?
443
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,849
We're�out�of�time.
444
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,650
For��The�Beaverton,
I'm�Miguel�Rivas.
445
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:54,822
And�I'm�Emma�Hunter.
We'll�see�you�tomorrow,
when�tomorrow�is�today.
446
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,923
Oh,�how�clever.
447
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,064
Yeah.
448
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,359
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