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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:05,439 Hydro�One�unveils�a�new�plan to�reduce�energy�costs, 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:08,712 heating�your�home by�burning�overdue�bills. 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,082 EMMA:��The�SpaceX�program is�looking�for�people 4 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,581 willing�to�die�on�Mars. 5 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:15,682 And�people willing�to�kill�on�Mars. 6 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:17,015 MIGUEL:��And�we'll�meet�the�Jew 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,650 who�is�trying�to�take�the�fun out�of�Christmas. 8 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,686 (THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING) 9 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:35,570 Welcome�to��The�Beaverton, 10 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,102 Canada's�most�actionable source�of�news. 11 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,708 I'm�two-time�defendant, Emma�Hunter. 12 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,980 And�I'm�two-time�plaintiff, Miguel�Rivas. 13 00:00:44,177 --> 00:00:45,907 The�Liberal�government is�promising 14 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:47,245 a�new�anti-transphobia�bill 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,420 that�aims�to�stop discrimination 16 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,619 against�the Trans-Pacific�Partnership. 17 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:54,651 Minister�of�International Trade,�Chrystia�Freeland�said, 18 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:57,317 (READING) 19 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,232 "...to�overturn�policies they�don't�agree�with. 20 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:02,601 "This�legislation will�classify 21 00:01:02,629 --> 00:01:04,929 "that�kind�of�criticism as�hate�speech." 22 00:01:04,964 --> 00:01:06,334 The�bill�will�also�allow 23 00:01:06,366 --> 00:01:07,866 safe�access�to the�nation's�washrooms, 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,501 where�international conglomerates 25 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,036 can�shit�all�over Canadian�environmental�laws. 26 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,566 In�Colombia, 27 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,837 decades�of�armed�conflict came�to�an�end�this�fall, 28 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:19,276 when�the�last�52�years of�guerrilla�warfare 29 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:22,582 was�revealed�to�be a�viral-marketing�campaign 30 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,175 for�the�new��King�Kong�sequel. 31 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:27,318 Warner�Brothers�Pictures apologized 32 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,423 for�the�protracted�violence, 33 00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:30,715 admitting�the�elaborate promotional�stunt 34 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,727 may�have�got�away�from�them. 35 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,259 According�to�a�press�release, 36 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:37,534 (READING) 37 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:40,534 "...in�hindsight,�having�FARC guerrillas�dress�as�apes 38 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,267 "while�perpetrating narco-terrorism 39 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,842 "was�a�poor�choice. 40 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:47,441 "But�still,�it's�gonna�be a�great�movie." 41 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,844 In�related�news, 42 00:01:48,875 --> 00:01:51,735 a�series�of�disappointing and�hard-to-follow�explosions 43 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,708 are�said�to�be a�viral�campaign 44 00:01:53,746 --> 00:01:55,616 for�the�next Transformers�movie. 45 00:01:57,183 --> 00:02:00,723 WikiLeaks,�the�TMZ�of international�whistleblowers, 46 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:03,023 has�released a�damning�series�of�documents, 47 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,856 this�time,�exposing Russian�leader�Vladimir�Putin. 48 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:07,692 According�to the�embarrassing�cables, 49 00:02:07,727 --> 00:02:10,797 Putin�is�a�strong�man with�a�virile�sexuality, 50 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,270 who�has�bedded�a�large�number of�willing�females. 51 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,499 The�leaks�also�revealed his�charitable�donations, 52 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:16,995 valued�in�the�billions, 53 00:02:17,036 --> 00:02:18,806 and�his�workout�regime, which�includes 54 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,938 1,000�push-ups before�breakfast. 55 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,408 In�a�statement, 56 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,083 Wikileaks�founder, Julian�Assange�said, 57 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:27,911 (READING) 58 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,016 "our�integrity�in�the�name of�a�state�sponsor 59 00:02:32,051 --> 00:02:33,321 "with�a�very�large�penis." 60 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:37,121 For�decades, the�Indian�Act�has�presented 61 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,057 one�of�the�most�complex problems�in�Canadian�politics. 62 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,003 A�piece�of�racial�legislation originally�meant�to�destroy 63 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:44,599 the�independence and�cultural�identity 64 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,271 of�First�Nations�peoples, 65 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,969 it�is�also�one�of the�few�documents�that 66 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,442 enshrines�traditional�rights. 67 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:53,170 Luckily,�as�with�all�other indigenous�issues, 68 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,506 the�Trudeau�government has�come�along 69 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,242 and�fixed�the�entire�thing. 70 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:00,077 Our�own�Marilla�Wex�reports. 71 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,123 In�a�deft�political�stroke, the�Trudeau�government 72 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,619 has�found�a�way to�keep�the�Indian�Act 73 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,022 while�also�maintaining Canada's�credentials 74 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,424 as�a�nation with�racial�equality. 75 00:03:10,456 --> 00:03:12,526 They've�developed a�piece�of�legislation 76 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,059 like�the�Indian�Act, 77 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:17,563 for�every�single�other race�and�ethnicity. 78 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,897 Since�taking�office, 79 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,632 the�government has�created�statutes 80 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:24,097 like�the�Crafty�Jew�Act, the�Fiery�Latino�Act, 81 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:26,367 and�the�(WHISPERING) Black�People�Act. 82 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,806 I'm�not�just�saying�it like�that, 83 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,280 that�is�the�official�name of�the�document. 84 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,910 Everybody�in�Canada�is�equal, 85 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,205 regardless�of�whether the�government 86 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,346 took�your�children�from�you, 87 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,980 or�gave�your�land to�a�mining�consortium. 88 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,446 As�a�Jewish�person, 89 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:42,094 what�can�I�expect from�the�Crafty�Jew�Act? 90 00:03:42,121 --> 00:03:43,961 Well,�like�with the�Indian�Act, 91 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:47,460 your�name�will�be�put�on a�list�of�other�Jews�and... 92 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:48,963 That's�the�legal�term... 93 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:52,065 And�you'll�be�issued�a�card identifying�you�as�a�Jew. 94 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:55,368 I�suspect�that�will�make most�Jewish�people 95 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,801 extremely�uncomfortable. 96 00:03:57,837 --> 00:04:01,437 Uh,�yeah,�I�guess. 97 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:04,084 Like�in�the�Indian�Act, everyone�will�now�be�granted 98 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,750 access�to�designated social�services 99 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,919 based�on whether�or�not�they�qualify 100 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:10,648 for�so-called�"status." 101 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,253 To�explain�how�it�works, 102 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,485 the�government produced�this�video. 103 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,360 PHIL�PAULSON:�Not�so�fast 104 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,291 with�that�delectable gabagool,�Vinny. 105 00:04:20,326 --> 00:04:22,456 Did�you�know you�might�not�be�Italian? 106 00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,325 Of�course�I�am. Who�the�fuck�are�you? 107 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,504 PHIL:��Actually,�Vinny, even�though�you, 108 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,032 your�parents, and�your�grandparents 109 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,267 were�all�raised�Italian, 110 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,542 one�of�your�great-grandparents was�Dutch, 111 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:33,871 and�two�of�them�were�born on�the�French�border. 112 00:04:33,906 --> 00:04:36,206 -So? -So,�like�the�Indian�Act, 113 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,912 the�Stinkin'�Italian�Act�says 114 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,454 that�you�can't�have Italian�status 115 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,779 unless�you�have one�full�Italian�parent, 116 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:44,454 or�two�halfsies. So�legally,�you're�nothing. 117 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:47,654 Then�in�a�few�generations, nobody's�gonna�be�Italian? 118 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,117 Exactly.�And�once�nobody is�legally�Italian, 119 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,386 Little�Italy�will�revert to�the�government, 120 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,385 and�we�can�finally sell�the�land�it's�built�on 121 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:55,797 to�a�natural�gas�company. 122 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,728 -(SPEAKING�ITALIAN) -(LAUGHS) 123 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,134 Careful.�Now, if�you're�not�Italian, 124 00:05:00,166 --> 00:05:02,396 then�what�right�do�you have�to�be�Catholic? 125 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,574 This�new�policy is�not�without�its�problems. 126 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,907 Canada's�white�people have�begun�protesting, 127 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:13,652 after�somehow�getting�the�idea that�it�uses�taxpayer�money 128 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,080 to�buy�every�ethnic�minority free�cigarettes. 129 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,046 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Marilla�Wex. 130 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,216 Thanks,�Marilla. You�remain,�as�ever, 131 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,185 our�most British�correspondent. 132 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,264 The�state�of�Texas says�that�a�new�law 133 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,503 allowing�teachers�to carry�guns�at�school 134 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,629 has�resulted�in a�1000%�increase 135 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,074 in�completed homework�assignments. 136 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,070 The�so-called "campus�carry"�bill 137 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,242 was�enacted�last�August, 138 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,010 in�a�bid�to�increase school�safety 139 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,738 at�the�behest�of�the�state's most�concerned�parent�group, 140 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,244 the�NRA. 141 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,206 While�the�presence of�armed�educators 142 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:47,184 has�not�decreased school-related�violence, 143 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,723 it�has�resulted in�an�unprecedented�increase 144 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,649 in�teachers�who�feel like�a�big�man. 145 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,919 After�the�break... 146 00:05:54,954 --> 00:05:57,824 He�knows�when�you�are�naughty, he�knows�when�you�are�nice. 147 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:00,157 Is�Santa�Claus data�mining�you? 148 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,471 WOMAN:��The�morning�after your�birth�control�fails, 149 00:06:07,500 --> 00:06:10,170 you're�probably feeling�like�you're�all�alone. 150 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,073 But�guess�what?�You're�not. 151 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:15,235 In�fact,�chances�are�that several�women�just�like�you 152 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,214 are�at�your�local�pharmacy right�now, 153 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,253 buying�up�all�the�plan�B�pills 154 00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,048 before�you�can�get your�hands�on�them. 155 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,520 The�pharmacy�will�order�more, 156 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,778 but�who�knows�how�long that'll�take? 157 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:28,117 In�the�meantime, there's�Plan�C. 158 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,464 Plan�C�is�an�all-natural birth�control�alternative 159 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,191 that�takes your�newly-fertilized�embryo, 160 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,897 and�gently�places�it onto�the�wait�list 161 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,699 of�those�impossible-to -get-into�day�cares. 162 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,672 In�the�event�that you're�unable�to�prevent 163 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,271 your�pregnancy�from�occurring, 164 00:06:43,302 --> 00:06:45,742 Plan�C�reduces�your�chances of�having�to�quit�your�job, 165 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,712 or�hire�a�nanny, by�as�much�as�5%. 166 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,041 Wait,�5%?�That's�it? 167 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,547 WOMAN: Side�effects�include�poverty, 168 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:55,748 unlicensed�facilities, and�in�some�cases,�diddlers. 169 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:58,652 You�know�what,�I'll�just�go to�another�pharmacy. 170 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,894 -(BABY�CRYING) -WOMAN:��Good�call,�sister. 171 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,990 (READING) 172 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,940 Coming�up�later, 173 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:19,268 Marineland�announces�plans to�stay�open�all�year. 174 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,008 EMMA:�Home�Alone tops�IMDb's�list�as 175 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,683 the�best�holiday�snuff�film. 176 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:29,852 MIGUEL:��And�a�Vancouver�driver who�left�his�BMW�at�home 177 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:32,422 was�forced�to�kill�a�cyclist with�his�bare�hands. 178 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:38,363 Disaster�in�Australia�today. Reports�show�that�93% 179 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,091 of�the�Great�Barrier�Reef is�dying, 180 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,696 leading�many�experts to�wonder�how�long�do�we�have 181 00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:45,928 before�Australians�escape their�island�prison? 182 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,765 While�the�plan�of�marooning British�criminals�on�an�island 183 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:50,241 surrounded�by an�impassable�reef 184 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,369 was�good�in�theory, 185 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,314 in�practice, it's�been�a�disaster. 186 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,409 After�spending generations�contending 187 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:58,281 with�dangerous�snakes, spiders,�and�Russell�Crowes, 188 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,711 Australians�have�evolved into�the�deadly�species 189 00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:03,416 we�make-out�with only�on�vacation. 190 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,819 Experts�worry,�if�one�of�these weapons-grade�drunks 191 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:07,122 were�to�cross�the�Pacific, 192 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:09,193 it�could�wipe�Winnipeg off�the�map. 193 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:14,290 Millennials�face�record�levels of�debt�and�unemployment. 194 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,697 But�is�there�hope for�this�lost�generation? 195 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,229 We�go�now�to�Rick�Roberts, 196 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:20,174 the�man�who�has�been our�youth�correspondent 197 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:22,799 for�three�decades. 198 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,735 RICK:��Millennials.�How�did they�screw�it�up�so�badly? 199 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:29,241 I'm�here�to�show�this generation�how�to�grow�up. 200 00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:34,045 And�I'm�going�to�do�it by�becoming�one�of�them. 201 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:37,420 Step�one,�get�a�good�education to�stand�out�from�the�crowd. 202 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,220 Yo.�Hello.�Is�this�Harvard? 203 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,523 I�would�like�to�register for�your�business�school. 204 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:46,286 I�have,�uh,�three�quarters of�a�high�school�diploma. 205 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:50,525 Where�do�I�mail my�$200�tuition?�Hello? 206 00:08:50,563 --> 00:08:52,433 RICK:��On�second�thought, millennials�are�over-educated. 207 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:53,965 Stop�hiding in�your�ivory�tower. 208 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,570 Get�your�hands�dirty. 209 00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:59,242 A�factory�job�helped�me make�something�of�myself. 210 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,010 Okay,�what�happened to�the�factory�here? 211 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,952 Outsourcing. And�latte�macchiatos. 212 00:09:09,515 --> 00:09:10,875 That�was�a�setback. 213 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,351 But�unlike�a�millennial, 214 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,986 I�haven't�had�it�easy my�whole�life, 215 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,761 so�I�wasn't�going�to�give�up. 216 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:22,727 Remember,�you're�not too�good�for�any�job, 217 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,432 just�because�you�were raised�to�think 218 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:26,003 that�you're�a�special, little�snowflake. 219 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,641 I�want�to�settle�for�this�job. 220 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,240 I'm�not�taking�no for�an�answer. 221 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:34,812 I�can't�hire�you. 222 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,540 You�don't�know anything�about�coffee. 223 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,876 Sure�I�do. 224 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,750 It's�free,�and�my�secretary brings�it�to�me. 225 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:40,949 RICK:��Things�were�looking�bad, 226 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,780 but�as�I�always�tell young�people 227 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,375 who�I�assume�want�me to�give�them�advice, 228 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,117 the�most�important�thing is�to�network. 229 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,623 Hey.�Hey,�Dave. (LAUGHS�NERVOUSLY) 230 00:09:50,656 --> 00:09:52,116 You�old�bastard. 231 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:54,528 Look,�do�you�still�own that�coffee�kiosk 232 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:55,760 in�the�old�auto�factory? 233 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,425 So�what's�the�starting salary�here? 234 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:58,903 Well,�my�boss�said I�had�to�hire�you. 235 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,171 Mmm-hmm. 236 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,699 But�there's�no�more room�on�the�payroll, 237 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:04,674 so�welcome�to�the�world's first�coffee-shop�internship. 238 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,414 So�what,�like,�50,000�a�year? 239 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,180 God.�At�that�rate, it's�gonna�take�me, 240 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:11,739 at�least�six�months to�be�able�to�buy�a�house. 241 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,177 Uh,�it's�unpaid. 242 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,246 RICK:��I�was�outraged 243 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,081 that�millennials had�created�a�system 244 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,086 where�you�have�to�work for�no�money. 245 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:20,848 But�there�was�an�upside. 246 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:24,186 Part�of�growing�up is�finding�a�nice�girl 247 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,523 and�settling�down. 248 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,588 Let's�quit�this�dead-end�job. Let's�get�a�Winnebago. 249 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,297 Let's�discover�America. 250 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,128 I�have�a�mountain of�student�debt. 251 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:33,503 -So? -Gas�costs�a�fortune, 252 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,702 and�you're�old�enough to�be�my... 253 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,635 Well,�you're�old�enough to�be�dead. 254 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:42,306 Clearly... 255 00:10:42,341 --> 00:10:44,081 RICK:��Clearly, dating�had�changed. 256 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,510 I�was�going�to�have�to update�my�strategy. 257 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,484 Maybe�there�were�some�things 258 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:50,715 that�millennials were�getting�right. 259 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,180 (SIGHING) 260 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,788 Okay,�forget�about�that�thing with�the�Winnebago. 261 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:58,020 How�about�you�and�I, we�just�tinder? 262 00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,857 Why�does�the�same�thing literally�happen 263 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,162 every�place�I�work? 264 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,633 RICK:��A�paid�position at�the�coffee�shop 265 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,832 had�finally�opened�up. 266 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,701 Well,�that�was an�inspiring�journey, 267 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,573 going�from an�unemployed�20-something 268 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,102 to�VP�of�my�very�own coffee�chain. 269 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,008 And�I�most�def learned�something 270 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,610 during�my�time as�a�millennial. 271 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,641 Never�to�retire. Man,�it�is�hard�out�there! 272 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,978 And�if�I�cycle�out of�the�workforce, 273 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,753 who's�going�to�support my�unemployed�millennial�son? 274 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:27,253 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Rick�Roberts.�Yo! 275 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,490 Thanks,�Rick. 276 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,825 It's�so�refreshing to�see�a�baby�boomer 277 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,929 with�the�courage to�call�out�millennials. 278 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,960 To�Ottawa�now, 279 00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,998 where�things�have�gotten�tense at�the�local�farmer's�market, 280 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,543 as�every�single�vendor 281 00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:45,268 has�decided�to�run to�be�leader�of�the�NDP. 282 00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,074 Sources�say,�Patricia�Bernier, 283 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,536 proprietor�of�Produce�Pat vegetable�stand, 284 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,975 jumped�to�an�early�lead 285 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:54,010 after�she�gave�an�effective campaign�speech/slam-poem. 286 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,446 But�that�evaporated�when artisanal�sausage-maker, 287 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:58,822 Ron�Pritchett, threw�his�hat�into�the�ring. 288 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,651 Polls�showed�the�two running�neck-and-neck, 289 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,216 with�Patricia�being�endorsed by�the�vegan�bakers�union, 290 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:05,785 and�Ron�dominating amongst�militant�cyclists 291 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,325 and�dads�whose�kids just�want�to�go�home. 292 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,600 However,�the�race was�thrown�into�chaos 293 00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:12,129 when�every�other market�vendor, 294 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:15,034 including�Jan�the�Jam-maker, Big�Cheese�Steve, 295 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,197 and�that�lady�who�makes ornate,�wooden�birdcages, 296 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,406 also�declared. 297 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:22,038 Coming�up�after�the�break, meet�the�dad�who�doesn't�know 298 00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,484 what�to�get�his�weird�son for�Christmas. 299 00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,405 You�know, I�was�the�weird�son. 300 00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:28,476 EMMA:�I�know. 301 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,356 Later�this�hour, 302 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:40,591 home�for�the�holidays, 303 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,926 the�nation's�students are�shocked�to�discover 304 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,862 their�parents�have turned�their�bedrooms 305 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:47,027 into�a�sex�dungeon. 306 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,666 MIGUEL:��Celebrities are�running�out�of�time 307 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:52,371 to�make�this�year's�star studded�"In�Memoriam"�reel. 308 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,344 EMMA: And�we'll�show�you�ten�ways 309 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,983 to�get�riled�up�about�GMOs, 310 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:59,148 even�though�you�don't�really know�what�they�are. 311 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,178 The�holidays�are�just around�the�corner, 312 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:02,783 and�that�means�navigating 313 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,775 the�social�minefield of�gift-giving 314 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,017 without�setting�off certain�co-workers. 315 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,592 Why�would�you�ever�think I'd�want�a�donation 316 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,991 made�in�my�name to�the�Jared�Fogle�Foundation? 317 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:14,164 Luckily,�our�festive financial�expert, 318 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:17,233 Laura�Cilevitz, is�here�to�help�out. 319 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,803 -Hi,�Laura. -Thanks�for�having�me,�Emma. 320 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,466 Miguel. 321 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,635 We�all�have�someone on�our�gift�list 322 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,241 who's�difficult�to�shop�for. 323 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,383 But�for�those in�the�lobbying�industry, 324 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,978 the�real�question�is, what�do�you�get 325 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,951 to�buy�off the�Member�of�Parliament 326 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,479 who�has�everything? 327 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,254 I�ask�myself�that�question every�election�cycle. 328 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,794 No,�hold�on�a�second. Aren't�MPs�bound 329 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,460 by�strict�regulations�on conflicts�of�interest? 330 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,829 I�know, it�drives�me�crazy�too. 331 00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,128 But,�the�good�news�is, 332 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,429 MPs�only�have�to publicly�disclose�gifts 333 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:50,931 of�$500�or�more. 334 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,403 So�thankfully, no�public�watchdog 335 00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:56,172 will�bat�an�eye at�this�festive�gift�basket 336 00:13:56,202 --> 00:14:01,072 with�a�jar�of�apple�butter and�a�novelty�check�for�$492. 337 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:03,806 You�think�you�can�buy influence�with�apple�butter? 338 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,343 Of�course�not.�(SCOFFS) 339 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:06,477 Luckily,�that's�why they�invented 340 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,482 -season�tickets�to�the�Leafs. -EMMA:�Oh. 341 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,124 Those�are thousands�of�dollars. 342 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,519 I�know!�Such�a�bargain. 343 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,491 Fortunately,�parliamentary ethics�only�cover 344 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,221 politicians�and�their immediate�families. 345 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,886 So,�an�innocuous $15,000�present 346 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,625 to�your�MP's�best�friend, and�whichever�politician 347 00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:24,361 they�want�to�take to�the�hockey�game, 348 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,066 won't�raise�any�eyebrows. 349 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,868 Finally, news�you�can�actually�use. 350 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,900 No.�This�is�completely�wrong. 351 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,135 Actually,�Miguel�brings�up a�great�point. 352 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:34,871 What�do�you�get�for�the�MP who�refuses�to�be�bought? 353 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,937 That�is�not�my�point. 354 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,806 The�gift�that�keeps�on�giving, 355 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,484 clandestine�photographs of�their�lurid�affairs! 356 00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,721 Of�course.�Thanks,�Laura. 357 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:48,521 From�round�bouncing�balls, to�oval�throwing�balls, 358 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,864 to�disk-shaped�balls that�fly�at�your�face, 359 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,260 it's�time�for�an�update from�the�boys 360 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:53,831 at�the�Beaverton Sports�Network. 361 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,097 Evening,�and�welcome�to the�BSN�update. 362 00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,732 He's�Pat,�I'm�Luke, and�neither�of�us 363 00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,267 have�read�a�book in�the�last�decade. 364 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,642 Let's�get�into�it.�Quebec�City tries�to�attract�NHL�expansion 365 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,512 with�a�new, slutty�arena�design. 366 00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,410 The�New�York�Mets�are lobbying�the�Hall�of�Fame 367 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,882 to�end�the�snub and�finally�elect 368 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,511 the�MVP�of�their '86�World�Series, 369 00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,175 a�giant�bag�of�cocaine. 370 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:16,924 And�in�Major�League Soccer's�latest�attempt 371 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,879 to�reach�white American�football�fans, 372 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,348 every�team�will�be�renamed 373 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,816 after�a�region-specific ethnic�slur. 374 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,455 BSN�is�proud to�bring�you�coverage 375 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,960 of�the�2017�season-opener, 376 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,861 as�the�LA�Anchor�Babies take�on 377 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,233 the�Salt�Lake�Sister�Fuckers. 378 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,631 A�classic�in�the�making. 379 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,973 But�first,�the�World Junior�Hockey�championships, 380 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,528 Canada's�favorite time�of�the�year 381 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,836 to�dissect�the�physical and�emotional�deficiencies 382 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,439 of�a�group�of�teenagers. 383 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,640 Joining�us�live�via�satellite to�discuss�how�our�boys 384 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,273 can�make�the�most of�the�upcoming�mini-camp, 385 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,538 is�former�Junior�team�star 386 00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,835 and�current�gas-station attendant,�Perry�Upton. 387 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,908 -Thanks�for�coming,�Perry. -Thanks�for�having�me. 388 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,417 Hey,�so,�Perry, what�chance�do�you�think 389 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,778 our�boys�have�this�year to�come�away�with�the�gold? 390 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,517 Well,�most�experts�have�us as�the�favorites, 391 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,452 but�if�you�ask�me, they�won't�even�medal. 392 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:56,957 Are�we�losing�ground in�the�talent�pool 393 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,159 to�the�Americans? 394 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,360 Are�we�not�as�dedicated to�systems�as�the�Finns? 395 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,262 (SCOFFS)�No.�Our�dominance at�the�World�Juniors 396 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:03,964 ended�almost�a�decade�ago, when�Junior�Hockey 397 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,926 started�cracking�down on�hazing. 398 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,925 It's�true,�Canada�has�only come�home�with�the�gold�once 399 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,497 in�the�last�seven�years. 400 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,735 Yeah,�man,�back�when we�dominated�in�the�'90s, 401 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,510 our�rookies�were�able to�compete�in�the�trenches 402 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,309 because�we�forced�them into�naked�fight�clubs 403 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,581 in�coach�bus�washrooms. 404 00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,008 Now,�that's�a�good�point. 405 00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:19,653 I�mean,�how�can�you�improve your�shooting�accuracy 406 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,708 if�you�don't�tie�a�bucket to�each�other's�genitals 407 00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,947 then�take�slapshots into�that�bucket? 408 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,423 Exactly.�And�believe�me, I�know�from�experience 409 00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,163 how�far�a�ritualistic circle�jerk�will�go 410 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,289 towards�bringing�home the�gold. 411 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,894 Okay,�now, what's�the�benefit�of�that? 412 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,526 Team�unity?�Trust? 413 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,731 No�man,�you�just�get to�have�a�circle�jerk. 414 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,934 Well,�I�guess the�main�point�here�is, 415 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,366 we�wish�our�boys�well. 416 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,671 Bring�home�the�gold and�maybe�you'll�get�girls 417 00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,002 to�touch�your�junk�too. 418 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,867 Uh,�no�girls in�the�circle�jerk. 419 00:16:49,274 --> 00:16:51,514 The�NFL�is�cracking�down on�domestic�violence. 420 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,353 The�league's�new personal�conduct�policy 421 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,779 gives�a�season-long�suspension 422 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,553 to�any�player who�commits�an�assault, 423 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,082 as�long�as�they�are not�actually�important 424 00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,447 to�their�team's�success. 425 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,915 The�Competition�Committee has�outlined 426 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:04,193 stringent�benchmarks�necessary to�stay�on�the�53-man�roster. 427 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,093 For�instance,�if�a�running back�hits�his�wife, 428 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,885 he�must�be�coming�off�at�least 1,000-yard�season. 429 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,227 It's�a�clear�message to�players�that, 430 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,632 if�they're�going�to�be involved�in�abhorrent 431 00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:12,833 off-field�incidents, 432 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,495 they�better�make�sure to�make�the�Pro�Bowl. 433 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,543 The�league�will�no�longer tolerate�this�kind�of�behavior 434 00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:18,838 from�anyone�who�isn't a�Super�Bowl�winning�QB. 435 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,671 But�God�help�him�if�he smokes�a�little�marijuana 436 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:22,066 during�the�off�season. 437 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,137 That's�a�great�point,�Pat. You're�doing�a�fantastic�job. 438 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,676 That's�what�your�Mom said�last�night. 439 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,811 I�know.�She�gives�me�notes on�all�our�broadcasts. 440 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,106 Well,�that's�about all�the�time�we�have 441 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,548 for�this�BSN�update. 442 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,922 Tune�in�to�Sportsdesk�at�11:00 for�full�coverage�of�Qatar 443 00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,351 being�awarded the�2026�Winter�Olympics. 444 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,338 Turning�to�health�care, 445 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,970 more�Canadians�than�ever are�being�diagnosed 446 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,335 with�mental�illness. 447 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:56,783 Yet,�funding�for�care continues�to�plummet. 448 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,509 Joining�us�live�via�satellite to�discuss�how�Health�Canada 449 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:01,475 plans�to�address this�mounting�problem 450 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,783 is�healthcare�consultant, James�Lillian. 451 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,446 Thanks�for�having�me. 452 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,154 Does�the�government have�a�plan�to�address 453 00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,456 the�mental�health-care�crisis in�our�country,�James? 454 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:12,718 Absolutely.�Our�new�program is�going�to�dramatically�lower 455 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,558 rates�of�mental�illness in�Canada, 456 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:17,133 by�reclassifying a�number�of�conditions�as 457 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,802 "delightful�eccentricities." 458 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,302 Does�that�mean they�won't�get�treatment? 459 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,874 They�won't�need�treatment. 460 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,902 Under�the�new diagnostic�guidelines, 461 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,538 sufferers�of�chronic�anxiety 462 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:30,383 will�now�be�considered "worrywarts." 463 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,209 Obsessive-compulsives will�be�"Tidy�Terrys," 464 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,175 and�those�suffering�from what�used�to�be�called 465 00:18:35,214 --> 00:18:37,854 clinical�depression, will�now�just�be�dealing�with 466 00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,553 "a�prolonged�case of�the�Mondays." 467 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,386 Isn't�this�just�a�form of�diagnostic�whitewashing? 468 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,962 Look,�are�we�cynically using�semantics 469 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,431 to�shirk our�responsibilities?�Sure. 470 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,600 Are�we�walking�away from�people�who�need�us? 471 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,999 Absolutely. 472 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,670 How�much�money is�this�going�to�save�us? 473 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,199 Tons. 474 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,044 Doesn't�our�medical community�have�a�duty 475 00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,599 to�treat�all�Canadians? 476 00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,807 But�don't�you�see? 477 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,868 Having�fewer�patients will�allow�facilities 478 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,107 to�better�allocate their�existing�resources 479 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,613 without�having to�spend�a�dime. 480 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,384 That's�the�entire�purpose of�single-payer�health�care. 481 00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,253 But�what�about�the�people who�get�turned�away? 482 00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,482 Won't�we�have�more�people slipping�through�the�cracks? 483 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,488 Sure,�uh,�but�it's�best�to think�of�these�crack-slippers 484 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:19,631 as�the�quirky�aunts, complex�artists,�free�spirits, 485 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,358 and�mathematical�geniuses 486 00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:24,463 that�make�life�so unpredictably�whimsical. 487 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,426 So,�if�you�see�one on�the�street, 488 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,295 and�you�will�see�them on�the�street, 489 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,344 -make�sure�you�say�"hi." -Or�maybe�lend�a�helping�hand? 490 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,811 Whatever�floats�your�boat. 491 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,069 They're�your�problem now,�society! 492 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,438 Thanks,�James. 493 00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,206 It's�great�to�know someone's�doing�their�part, 494 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,184 even�if�that�person is�not�you. 495 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,377 Before�we�leave�tonight, 496 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,075 we'd�like�to�pay�tribute to�one�of�our�crew�members. 497 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,018 Today�is�the�last�day for�one�of�our�cameramen, 498 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,764 who�I�am�very�close�to. 499 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,719 We're�very�close�to. 500 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,788 Oh,�I�didn't�know you�guys�were�tight? 501 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,756 Oh,�yeah.�Yeah. Whoever�picks�up�camera�three 502 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,555 is�gonna�have big�shoes�to�fill. 503 00:19:58,597 --> 00:19:59,927 It's�camera�two. 504 00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,325 Yep...�Yep... 505 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,566 The�point�is�that I'm�very�close 506 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,741 with�the�retiring�camera�man. 507 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,239 So...�It's�not�a�big�deal. 508 00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:08,140 Okay,�then,�maybe�you'd�like to�send�him�off,�Miguel. 509 00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,175 Sure.�Yeah,�of�course. 510 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,011 On�behalf�of�the�staff here�at��The�Beaverton, 511 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,876 I'd�like to�personally�thank... 512 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,884 The�man�of�the�hour,�um... 513 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,446 He�always�shows�up to�work�fully-clothed. 514 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,654 Yes. 515 00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:24,716 He's�a�big�fan�of�lunch. And�his�name�is... 516 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,186 -Is... -Gravid... 517 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:30,533 -His�name�is�Owen. -Owen!�Owen. 518 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,702 You�don't�know�a�single crew-member's�name, 519 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,830 do�you,�Miguel? 520 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,104 Well,�I'm�sorry 521 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,402 the�one�crew�member you�know�is�leaving. 522 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,874 I'd�also�like�to�thank the�rest�of�the�crew. 523 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,343 Henry,�I'm�thinking�about�you. 524 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,811 Sadie,�um, Jo-Jo�with�the�makeup, 525 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,481 we�look�amazing because�of�you. 526 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,909 Naira,�thank�you. 527 00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:49,314 Deanne,�you're�40, that's�crazy. 528 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,078 The�Bear,�with�the�pipes! And�Tiny�Eliot. 529 00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:53,347 Honestly,�I�love you�guys�so�much... 530 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,785 Yeah,�me�too! 531 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,590 Well,�maybe�not�love,�because that�would�be�inappropriate. 532 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,862 Good�night,�everyone! 533 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,987 (INAUDIBLE) 45984

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