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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:37,652 [No Audible Dialogue] 2 00:00:48,307 --> 00:00:50,707 ♫♫[Men Singing] 3 00:02:11,023 --> 00:02:13,014 ♫♫[Men Singing] 4 00:03:04,710 --> 00:03:06,701 [Whirs] 5 00:03:09,682 --> 00:03:13,140 [All Screaming] 6 00:03:22,061 --> 00:03:24,029 [Speaking French] 7 00:03:27,233 --> 00:03:29,224 [French] 8 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:31,360 [All Chattering In French] 9 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:21,143 - What's the idea of coming here? - They tried to get me, sir. 10 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,654 With a bomb... when I went to make that last pickup. 11 00:04:25,424 --> 00:04:27,756 - A bomb? - Yes, sir. The one who planted it got away... 12 00:04:27,827 --> 00:04:29,761 - but it was definitely K.G.B. - You sure? 13 00:04:29,829 --> 00:04:32,354 Absolutely, sir. He had that demented Russian look. 14 00:04:32,431 --> 00:04:35,229 - [Man] They've been on a nonviolent kick lately. - It's him! Take cover! 15 00:04:35,301 --> 00:04:37,997 Let go, you idiot! He is one of us! Brulard! 16 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,903 - [Brulard] Careful! Careful, sir. - Where did you get that goon? 17 00:04:40,973 --> 00:04:42,406 - Who? - Take it easy. 18 00:04:42,475 --> 00:04:44,409 - You! - Take it easy. 19 00:04:44,477 --> 00:04:47,446 Take it easy? You know, Martinson, I was almost killed today. 20 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:49,538 I was almost killed today. 21 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:53,381 Martinson, what's going on? I was supposed to go to the pissoir and make a pickup. 22 00:04:53,452 --> 00:04:55,920 I was supposed to go to the pissoir and make a pickup. 23 00:04:55,988 --> 00:04:58,548 - Why don't you read your orders, junior? - Who is this nutcase? 24 00:04:58,624 --> 00:05:00,558 Brulard, Griffin. Griffin, Brulard. 25 00:05:00,626 --> 00:05:03,288 He called me a nutcase. I've got eight field commendations, junior. 26 00:05:03,362 --> 00:05:06,456 - Stop calling me junior. - I'm fluent in seven languages, junior. 27 00:05:06,532 --> 00:05:08,932 - Top that. - I got laid in the fourth grade. 28 00:05:09,001 --> 00:05:11,094 That is enough. Drop it! 29 00:05:12,171 --> 00:05:14,139 Brulard thinks it was the K.G.B. 30 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:17,198 I say it was not the K.G.B., and I know who it was. 31 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:19,540 - [Together] Who? - Turn it off. 32 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:22,137 - What? - Debug the room! 33 00:05:23,549 --> 00:05:26,143 Come on. 34 00:05:26,218 --> 00:05:28,209 Come on. 35 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,346 This isn't bugged. 36 00:05:30,422 --> 00:05:32,720 Wh-Where do you think this is? The White House? 37 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,282 [Griffin] Come on, boss. You're wasting our time. 38 00:05:35,361 --> 00:05:37,522 I give you my word. This room is clean. 39 00:05:37,596 --> 00:05:40,656 Now, no one will know what is said in here except the three of us. 40 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:43,031 - I believe you, sir. - Oh, you do, huh? 41 00:05:43,102 --> 00:05:45,297 Thank you, Brulard. I appreciate that. 42 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:49,305 Griff, where you going? 43 00:05:49,375 --> 00:05:52,139 What are you doing? Hessler! 44 00:05:52,211 --> 00:05:55,305 - [Griff] Do you still believe him? - Yes, sir. 45 00:05:55,381 --> 00:05:58,817 - I told you to stop doing that. - I'm sorry, sir, but I thought that you... 46 00:05:58,884 --> 00:06:01,114 You are not supposed to think! Out! 47 00:06:01,187 --> 00:06:02,916 Yes, sir. I'll certainly get right... 48 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,082 [Sighs] All right, Griff. Let's have it. 49 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,126 - Who tried to kill ya? - You did. 50 00:06:08,194 --> 00:06:10,594 - That's crazy. - That's ridiculous. Why would I try to kill you? 51 00:06:10,663 --> 00:06:12,858 - What makes you think it was us? - Technique. 52 00:06:12,932 --> 00:06:16,231 The Chinese are quiet, right? The Russians are quick, and we're sloppy. 53 00:06:16,302 --> 00:06:18,532 And it was a sloppy job, Martinson! 54 00:06:18,604 --> 00:06:22,540 - That's not evidence. - You can tell us the truth now. 55 00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:25,099 - Now look... - Tell us the truth. 56 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,114 - All right. It was us. - I don't believe it. 57 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,673 It was us, but I didn't plan it that way. I swear. 58 00:06:32,751 --> 00:06:34,981 - But... - It was a mistake. It was just a dumb mistake. 59 00:06:35,054 --> 00:06:37,614 Look. You know Klein and Stanbrook? Well, they are faces. 60 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:41,353 We found out they're working both sides of the street. So we had to get rid of them. 61 00:06:41,427 --> 00:06:43,452 - So? - So I gave the orders to hit 'em. 62 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:46,464 Their code numbers are very close to yours. Hessler got the numbers mixed up. 63 00:06:46,532 --> 00:06:49,592 - That is how you wound up at the pissoir. - Hessler? 64 00:06:49,668 --> 00:06:53,729 Boy, oh, boy. I can understand sacrificing your life in the line of duty for... 65 00:06:53,806 --> 00:06:56,900 for freedom or for your country, but for a clerical error? 66 00:06:56,976 --> 00:06:59,809 Now don't blame Hessler. I mean, he was swamped that day. 67 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:01,971 I mean, you know my daughter is getting married. 68 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,515 Well, Hessler was busy sending out the wedding invitations. 69 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:07,575 Did you get yours yet? Y-You are coming to the wedding, aren't you? 70 00:07:07,653 --> 00:07:10,713 - Oh, yes, sir. Yes. - What are you answering him for? He almost killed us. 71 00:07:10,789 --> 00:07:14,247 You wanted the truth. I gave you the truth. And this is the thanks I get. [Laughs] 72 00:07:14,326 --> 00:07:16,726 - You try and be decent with people... - Dead is dead, brother. 73 00:07:16,795 --> 00:07:18,729 Decent don't count when you're dead. 74 00:07:18,797 --> 00:07:21,823 I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make it up to you both. 75 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:25,358 I've got a nice soft job for you both tomorrow night. It is practically a paid vacation. 76 00:07:25,437 --> 00:07:27,428 - I've heard that before. - What is that, sir? 77 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:34,572 Hessler, bring in the Sevitsky file. 78 00:07:34,647 --> 00:07:36,581 Now do me a favor, boys. 79 00:07:36,649 --> 00:07:39,777 Don't say anything to Hessler about this. He feels bad enough as it is. 80 00:07:39,852 --> 00:07:41,843 How do you think I feel? 81 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,411 - Me too. - Now lay offhim, will ya? 82 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:47,118 He got you mixed up with two other guys. 83 00:07:51,030 --> 00:07:52,998 - Sir. - Well, that's all, Hessler. 84 00:07:53,065 --> 00:07:55,590 Yes, sir. 85 00:07:57,403 --> 00:08:01,601 - [Flushes] - Sorry, Hessler. Got you mixed up with some other idiot. 86 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:04,334 ♫♫ [Russian Traditional] 87 00:08:08,981 --> 00:08:11,279 [Man Speaking Russian] 88 00:08:17,389 --> 00:08:20,153 [People Chattering In Russian] 89 00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:23,888 [Woman Speaking Russian] 90 00:08:31,670 --> 00:08:33,604 For a defector, he's pretty good. 91 00:08:33,672 --> 00:08:36,800 Pretty good? Ha! He won the gold medal twice. 92 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:39,070 I don't understand why they want to have him though. 93 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:44,047 - I could understand a scientist or a writer. - Because he likes freedom. 94 00:08:44,116 --> 00:08:46,175 - Oh, yeah? I think he likes money. - Wanna bet? 95 00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:49,345 - I'll bet you 20 francs on it. - You're on. 96 00:08:49,421 --> 00:08:52,185 - Come on. Let's make contact. - [Man Speaking French] 97 00:08:55,894 --> 00:08:58,192 [Applause] 98 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:01,426 [Chattering] 99 00:09:03,569 --> 00:09:05,332 - Excusez-moi. - Excuse me. 100 00:09:05,404 --> 00:09:07,804 - Excusez. Mr. Sevitsky... - Excuse me. 101 00:09:07,873 --> 00:09:10,899 Worldwide Sports. Pardonnez-moi. Excusez. 102 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:13,672 [Brulard Speaking French] 103 00:09:13,746 --> 00:09:16,681 - [Griff Speaking French] - Come on. Get in there. Right in there. 104 00:09:16,749 --> 00:09:18,808 Mr. Sevitsky, uh, we're right in here. 105 00:09:23,422 --> 00:09:25,447 You have my money and the Thunderbird? 106 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:30,154 - Oh, freedom, huh? - Uh, um, uh, it'll be waiting for you in New York. 107 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:32,561 - Uh, what about suede jacket? - What suede jacket? 108 00:09:32,631 --> 00:09:35,327 They promised me suede jacket and pants like I see in a magazine. 109 00:09:35,401 --> 00:09:37,460 - Look, Sevitsky... - And also... 110 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:41,028 three appearances on The Ed Sullivan Show. 111 00:09:41,106 --> 00:09:43,131 Meet us downstairs in the locker room in 10 minutes. 112 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,233 Back window will be open. We'll be in the car outside. 113 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,540 - Will Linda Lovelace be in the car? - Linda Lovelace? 114 00:09:47,613 --> 00:09:50,480 They promised that I get to meet her after I see in a magazine. 115 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,540 - I write her beautiful letters. - She's a very nice... 116 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:54,586 - I love her. - Excuse us, Mr. Sevitsky. 117 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,349 - International Sports here. - Worldwide Sports here. What are you guys doin'? 118 00:09:57,423 --> 00:09:59,414 - Come on. Buzz off, guys. - Piss off yourselves. 119 00:09:59,491 --> 00:10:02,858 Sevitsky, we're upping our offer. That Triumph sports car is yours. 120 00:10:02,928 --> 00:10:04,862 Now I have Thunderbird. 121 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:08,525 By the by, Alexi, Miss Liverpool is dying to meet you. 122 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,535 - Hey, what about Linda Lovelace, you fickle bastard? - Do you mind not interrupting? 123 00:10:11,603 --> 00:10:13,628 - Yeah, I do. - We're not leaving without him. 124 00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:16,196 - Gentlemen, please. - I don't know what you've got in your camera... 125 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:18,334 - but I know what I've got in mine. - Cut the spy bullshit. 126 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:24,411 [Russian] 127 00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:25,882 [Woman Screams] 128 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,348 [Russian] 129 00:10:34,193 --> 00:10:36,718 [Brulard] These guys are crazy. What are they doing with guns? 130 00:10:36,795 --> 00:10:39,229 - Why doesn't your camera have bullets? - Bullets? 131 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:41,357 It doesn't even have film. 132 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,924 [Men Shouting In Russian] 133 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:46,527 [Gunshots] 134 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,701 - [Woman Screams] - I change my mind. You keep Thunderbird. 135 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,836 [Gunshots Continue] 136 00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:55,903 [Man Shouts In Russian] 137 00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:58,643 [Russian] 138 00:10:59,885 --> 00:11:02,149 [Russian] 139 00:11:05,324 --> 00:11:07,315 [Russian] 140 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,922 Ow. I say, l... You must believe me. 141 00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:14,864 I never intended to cause anybody any sort of damage or... Ow. 142 00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:17,800 Look. Please keep your hands out of my pockets. 143 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:20,202 [Russian] 144 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,471 - [Brulard Gasps] - [Sevitsky] Yow! 145 00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:35,542 Sevitsky! [Russian] 146 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:43,418 - ♫♫[Male Chorus Singing] - Sevitsky... [Russian] 147 00:11:46,765 --> 00:11:49,893 - ♫♫[Chorus Vocalizing] - [Shouting] 148 00:11:49,968 --> 00:11:52,300 Go on. 149 00:11:52,371 --> 00:11:55,306 - [Russian] - Throw him here. 150 00:11:55,374 --> 00:11:58,605 - Follow me! - Come on. 151 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,043 Lift up his feet. Lift up his feet. Thanks a lot. 152 00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:03,047 - [Screams] - Where's Sevitsky? 153 00:12:03,115 --> 00:12:05,106 Sevitsky, stay... 154 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,151 - Come on. - I got him. I got him. 155 00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:09,153 - Get out of here, creep. - [Screams] 156 00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:11,451 [Brulard] Hold on to Sevitsky. 157 00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,326 - Come on. Follow me. - [Sevitsky] This way! This way! 158 00:12:19,398 --> 00:12:21,332 - Hi, ladies. - Get a way out of here, Griffin. 159 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,334 - They got ladies here. - Find the exit. 160 00:12:23,402 --> 00:12:26,269 - Watch it. - [All Shouting] 161 00:12:31,343 --> 00:12:33,811 [Sevitsky Speaking Russian] 162 00:12:40,986 --> 00:12:42,977 ♫♫[Continues] 163 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:50,384 ♫♫[Ends] 164 00:13:00,472 --> 00:13:03,669 - [Grunting] - [Sevitsky] Come on. Hurry up. 165 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,972 [Trash Can Rattling] 166 00:13:06,044 --> 00:13:09,104 - [Cat Screeches] - [Groans] 167 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,069 - We must keep running. - I can't run anymore. We gotta get in someplace. 168 00:13:31,136 --> 00:13:33,969 - I can run for miles. It doesn't bother me. - Yeah? Does this bother you? 169 00:13:34,039 --> 00:13:36,030 - No. - No. 170 00:13:49,354 --> 00:13:51,914 - Damn French locks. - Come on. 171 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:54,788 - All the Russian spies can pick locks. - Shut up. 172 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:57,727 [Whistles] 173 00:14:02,601 --> 00:14:04,933 [Alarm Rings] 174 00:14:07,372 --> 00:14:09,340 [Russian] 175 00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,439 [Alarm Continues] 176 00:14:17,015 --> 00:14:19,006 [Alarm Stops] 177 00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,678 [Shouting In Russian] 178 00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:24,688 We gotta get out of here. 179 00:14:24,756 --> 00:14:26,815 - We gotta get a car. - They said there would be no trouble. 180 00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:28,826 Wouldn't have been if you hadn't been double-dealing. 181 00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:30,828 British came to me first. I should have gone with them. 182 00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:32,830 We ought to kick this bum the hell out. 183 00:14:32,898 --> 00:14:35,833 People bleeding all over the place 'cause he wants a car and a suede jacket. 184 00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:38,597 [Brulard] It is not our job to judge him. 185 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,638 [Griff] Yeah. Well, I do, and he's guilty. 186 00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:42,640 - Of what? - Ofbeing a schmuck! 187 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:44,676 - Shh! - Shh. 188 00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:46,677 [Russian] 189 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,885 [Griff] Shh! That guy's no jock. 190 00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:56,216 [Russian] 191 00:14:56,288 --> 00:14:58,222 I've got a plan. 192 00:15:00,258 --> 00:15:03,227 We haven't got much time. We're gonna have to make a dash for it. 193 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:05,889 A d... What, are you kidding? We're not gonna get 20 feet. 194 00:15:05,964 --> 00:15:09,525 - You go see if there's a back door. I'll hold 'em off here. - Yeah? With what? 195 00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:12,968 - I never get to America. - America? We're lucky if we get out of here. 196 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:26,484 Oh, beautiful. Look at these colors. Such beautiful clothes. 197 00:15:29,956 --> 00:15:32,789 Look. You stay here. Stay there. 198 00:15:32,859 --> 00:15:34,884 Oh, feel this wool. 199 00:15:34,961 --> 00:15:36,952 It's cashmere. Mmm! 200 00:15:40,934 --> 00:15:43,095 [Men Speaking Russian] 201 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:06,517 - It fits me perfectly, no? - Oh, beautiful. Beautiful. 202 00:16:10,196 --> 00:16:13,563 Beautiful. You look like Hart Schaffner and Karl Marx. 203 00:16:13,633 --> 00:16:16,158 - You like? You like? - Oh, gorgeous. 204 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:18,499 I save green one for St. Patrick's Day. 205 00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:20,562 [Scoffs] 206 00:16:22,909 --> 00:16:25,400 - Which one you think? Which one? - That one. 207 00:16:27,046 --> 00:16:29,844 You think Linda Lovelace will like? 208 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:32,350 - Come on. Let's go. - I take with? Yeah? 209 00:16:32,418 --> 00:16:34,579 - Sure. Yeah. You take with. - Is safe out now? 210 00:16:34,654 --> 00:16:37,919 - Yeah, it's safe. It's safe. Take this with too. And that. - Thank you. 211 00:16:37,991 --> 00:16:41,586 - You deserve it. Yeah. You're beautiful. Take that. Follow me. - Thank you. 212 00:16:42,662 --> 00:16:44,596 - Your coast is clear? - Right. 213 00:16:44,664 --> 00:16:47,497 - I'm not sure. I don't like. - Stop worrying, will ya? 214 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:49,501 Look, by this time tomorrow... 215 00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:52,732 you're gonna be driving around in a brand-new Thunderbird, okay? 216 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,830 So listen. When I open the door... 217 00:16:54,907 --> 00:16:56,841 you just walk slowly across the courtyard. 218 00:16:56,909 --> 00:16:58,843 I'll be right behind you. 219 00:16:58,911 --> 00:17:00,970 - You'll be right behind. - Yeah. I'll be right behind ya. 220 00:17:01,047 --> 00:17:03,777 [Griff] Nothin'to worry about. 221 00:17:09,589 --> 00:17:11,352 Uh... 222 00:17:11,424 --> 00:17:14,086 - [Man] Sevitsky! - Oh, nyet! 223 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,594 Open! Open! 224 00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,790 [Russian] 225 00:17:21,034 --> 00:17:23,025 [Men Speaking Russian] 226 00:17:23,102 --> 00:17:25,366 [Sevitsky] Oh, nyet. Nyet. 227 00:17:25,438 --> 00:17:27,963 - [Russian] - [Groaning] 228 00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:33,935 [Sevitsky Speaking Russian] 229 00:17:41,821 --> 00:17:43,812 [Car Engine Revs] 230 00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:48,118 My career was unblemished until this. Unblemished! 231 00:17:49,128 --> 00:17:51,062 Hello, sir. Sir? 232 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:54,998 - I'm sorry to disturb you at this time, sir. This is... - I know who it is. 233 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:59,402 I thought you'd want to be informed. The special V.I.P. Junket to New York... 234 00:17:59,472 --> 00:18:01,406 I'm telling you. He already knows. 235 00:18:01,474 --> 00:18:05,433 The whole thing is amateursville! Now, what is the matter with you guys? 236 00:18:05,511 --> 00:18:08,378 Will... Will you listen to my version of the story, sir? 237 00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,609 I already heard the police version. 238 00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:13,550 - The company will have it by now. - That is not the true story. 239 00:18:13,619 --> 00:18:15,883 Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure I believe you. 240 00:18:15,955 --> 00:18:17,889 How much did the Russians pay you guys? 241 00:18:17,957 --> 00:18:22,519 I resent that implication, sir. Sir, I suggest you're overreacting. 242 00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:25,758 - When you hear what Griffin has to say, sir... - Is Griff with you now? 243 00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:28,300 Yes, sir. If we can just come over to your place, sir... 244 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:32,064 No, you cannot come over. Uh... 245 00:18:32,138 --> 00:18:34,800 How long will it take you to get over to your place? 246 00:18:34,874 --> 00:18:38,742 - About half an hour, sir. - Both of you wait for me there. Understand? 247 00:18:38,811 --> 00:18:40,745 Yes, sir. 248 00:18:40,813 --> 00:18:43,714 - Bubeleh. - Oh, shut up. I'll be back in about an hour. 249 00:18:43,783 --> 00:18:47,275 You wait. Bloody business. 250 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,116 ...knew that no matter how tough the job, I'd come through. 251 00:18:50,189 --> 00:18:52,680 I had a reputation for reliability, for thoroughness... 252 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:55,784 - As soon as Martinson gets here, tell him what you did. - What did I do? 253 00:18:55,862 --> 00:18:58,524 - You know. - All I know is we'd better find a place to hide... 254 00:18:58,598 --> 00:19:01,032 - until we get some money. - I could get fired for this! 255 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,034 Fired? You could get killed, you idiot. 256 00:19:03,102 --> 00:19:05,730 - If there are any dead Russians in that gym, we've had it. - What? 257 00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:08,399 The Russians put pressure on Martinson, we're as good as dead, brother. 258 00:19:08,474 --> 00:19:10,408 - [Brulard] Bullshit! - Bullshit, yeah? 259 00:19:10,476 --> 00:19:12,876 - What about the agreement of'72? - What agreement of'72? 260 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:15,379 - You know: A corpse for a corpse. - That's crazy. 261 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,383 - We kill our own agent? - How much higher we gotta climb? 262 00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:21,545 - That's crazy. Anyway, we didn't shoot anybody. - But we started it, didn't we? 263 00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:24,886 - We took off with Sevitsky. - Martinson will protect me. I got eight field commendations. 264 00:19:24,957 --> 00:19:26,925 - Sure. - He invited me to his daughter's wedding. 265 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:30,485 - I believe in the agency. - Yeah, well, I wish you believed in elevators. 266 00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:33,826 There's your wedding invitation. 267 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,868 [Whirring] 268 00:19:35,935 --> 00:19:39,029 Hey! 269 00:19:39,105 --> 00:19:42,836 - [Griff] Well, partner, I think you've been fiired. - But I'm up for promotion! 270 00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,409 [Siren Wailing] 271 00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:53,175 [Siren Fades] 272 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,984 - It doesn't make sense. - Yeah, well, nothing makes sense. 273 00:19:57,056 --> 00:20:00,116 It doesn't make sense because they spent $50,000 training me... 274 00:20:00,193 --> 00:20:05,028 and now they're trying to destroy all of that with a three-dollar bomb. 275 00:20:05,097 --> 00:20:07,725 - I'm gonna go see Martinson. - You better not let him see you first... 276 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,734 'cause then it's wet stuff for us. 277 00:20:09,802 --> 00:20:11,736 Get that through your head. 278 00:20:11,804 --> 00:20:14,773 - Some Russians must have gotten killed in that gym. - Oh, Jesus. Jesus. 279 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,866 Calm down and listen to me, 'cause you don't seem to know your way around. 280 00:20:17,944 --> 00:20:20,378 - Is this your hideout? - No. This is just a drop I know. 281 00:20:20,446 --> 00:20:22,676 - Got a place we could hide out? - I know a girl. 282 00:20:22,748 --> 00:20:24,807 - Oh, yeah? - Why don't we go back to your place? 283 00:20:24,884 --> 00:20:29,287 If they left a three-dollar bomb in your place, Martinson stuck a nuclear warhead in my bed. 284 00:20:29,355 --> 00:20:32,791 - Martinson's okay. - He stinks. Money. Money. That's what we gotta worry about. 285 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:34,519 - Got any contacts? - What? 286 00:20:34,594 --> 00:20:38,121 Contacts. Guys working both sides of the line. Double agents, like Lafayette. 287 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,131 Lafayette's a criminal. You can't trust him. 288 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:43,134 He's just a French guy who likes pigeons. What's that? 289 00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:45,261 [Brulard] This kit contains every basic life support... 290 00:20:45,338 --> 00:20:47,670 and essential protective device, chemical and poison. 291 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:51,301 Our manual says you must have one of these in every major city you operate in. 292 00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:53,311 - Oh, yeah. - Boy, oh, boy. 293 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:55,677 I don't know how you ever got into this organization. 294 00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:58,239 - It was either that or the Salvation Army. - Get that knife. 295 00:20:58,317 --> 00:21:00,512 - Who's the broad? - My mother. 296 00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:03,111 - Nice-lookin' woman. - Thank you. Get that lighter. 297 00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:06,090 - It ejects LS-10 nerve gas. - [Griff] Got it. 298 00:21:06,158 --> 00:21:08,092 - LS-10 refill. - Right. 299 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,253 - Hey, you even got burglar tools. - Of course. 300 00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:12,627 - Hat and tie. - Hey. Got a pair of shorts for me? 301 00:21:12,698 --> 00:21:15,963 - Yeah. I hope they're clean. - Very nice. 302 00:21:17,536 --> 00:21:19,470 Baby, it's a perfect hideout. 303 00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:22,974 - Her name is Sybil. She's an anarchist. - How'd you meet an anarchist? 304 00:21:23,042 --> 00:21:26,068 You remember last year, the anarchists who blew up the American embassy? 305 00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:28,170 - Yeah. - I sold 'em the dynamite. 306 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:30,545 You mean you helped blow up your own embassy? 307 00:21:30,616 --> 00:21:33,278 - We caught the ringleaders. That's what counts. - That's very wise. 308 00:21:33,352 --> 00:21:34,876 - [Siren Wailing] - Hold it. 309 00:21:34,954 --> 00:21:36,945 - Yeah. - [Siren Fades] 310 00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:42,753 In here. Okay. 311 00:21:42,828 --> 00:21:45,160 Okay. Now, let's get our story straight. 312 00:21:45,231 --> 00:21:48,098 - She thinks I'm an out of work American. - She's right. 313 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,829 Very funny. This is just for tonight. Remember? 314 00:21:50,903 --> 00:21:53,428 - Just for tonight. - First thing in the morning, you take off. 315 00:21:53,506 --> 00:21:56,566 - First thing, crack of dawn. - Okay, now... now, we had a heavy relationship. 316 00:21:56,642 --> 00:21:58,576 - Oh, yeah? - You know what I mean? 317 00:21:58,644 --> 00:22:00,908 - Sure. - And she doesn't know my name is Brulard. 318 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,914 - What kind of a name is Brulard? - Why? 319 00:22:02,982 --> 00:22:05,883 - Don't sound real. That's why. - What about Griffin? Sounds like shoe polish. 320 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:08,249 - That ain't my real name. - Well, Brulard ain't my real name. 321 00:22:08,321 --> 00:22:11,586 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Hope they haven't changed the knocking code. 322 00:22:11,657 --> 00:22:14,285 - Me too. - [Knocking] 323 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:16,294 - Sybil. - [Woman] Yes? 324 00:22:16,362 --> 00:22:19,229 - It's Seymour. - Seymour? 325 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,289 Seymour. 326 00:22:21,367 --> 00:22:23,562 Seymour, I'm Ernest. 327 00:22:25,404 --> 00:22:26,928 Hi. 328 00:22:27,006 --> 00:22:29,133 - Hi. - [Sybil] Just a moment, Seymour. 329 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:31,870 She'll just be a second. 330 00:22:35,948 --> 00:22:39,816 She's a terrific person. We were very tight for a while. 331 00:22:39,885 --> 00:22:41,853 I haven't seen her for two months. 332 00:22:44,423 --> 00:22:48,086 When you get in there, the best kind of cover for you is just to... 333 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,151 quote Kropotkin a couple of times. 334 00:22:50,229 --> 00:22:52,197 - Who's that? - Kropotkin? 335 00:22:52,264 --> 00:22:55,165 - Kropotkin. - Kropotkin is the leading anarchist writer. 336 00:22:55,234 --> 00:22:57,464 Kropotkin. 337 00:22:59,038 --> 00:23:01,029 How long you been in the agency? 338 00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:04,668 Hi. 339 00:23:04,744 --> 00:23:07,907 - Seymour. - My friend Ernest. 340 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:11,916 - He's okay. - It's been a long time. Where have you been? 341 00:23:11,984 --> 00:23:14,145 I got busted. But I used the time. 342 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:17,246 Reading, writing, looking for answers. 343 00:23:17,323 --> 00:23:19,257 - Did you find any? - Me. 344 00:23:19,325 --> 00:23:23,159 Ernest has been in a mental institution for the last couple of years. 345 00:23:23,229 --> 00:23:27,063 He just escaped. Another victim of our sick society. 346 00:23:28,401 --> 00:23:30,232 We, uh, need someplace to stay. 347 00:23:31,303 --> 00:23:33,635 He's okay. He's not dangerous. 348 00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:36,903 He... He's an authority on Kropotkin. 349 00:23:36,976 --> 00:23:40,434 Well, I wouldn't say an authority. 350 00:23:40,513 --> 00:23:42,913 [Brulard] He's being too modest. That's why he cracked up. 351 00:23:42,982 --> 00:23:44,973 He'll leave in the morning. 352 00:23:48,087 --> 00:23:50,749 Excuse me for not being more hospitable... 353 00:23:50,823 --> 00:23:54,054 but it's late and I have to be up very early. 354 00:23:54,126 --> 00:23:57,527 - Hope you don't mind to sleep on this. - He doesn't mind. 355 00:23:57,596 --> 00:23:59,587 Oh, thank you very much. 356 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,933 Anyway, I'm glad you're here. We need some more explosives. 357 00:24:06,005 --> 00:24:08,473 Good night, Ernest. 358 00:24:10,009 --> 00:24:11,943 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 359 00:24:12,011 --> 00:24:14,002 What? 360 00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,047 It happened again. 361 00:24:16,115 --> 00:24:19,448 - I shouldn't have come here. You were right. - I nearly always am. 362 00:24:19,518 --> 00:24:21,452 It never fails. 363 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,114 If not every time, nine times out of 10. 364 00:24:25,825 --> 00:24:28,555 - What are you talkin' about? - Her. 365 00:24:28,627 --> 00:24:30,288 What about her? 366 00:24:30,362 --> 00:24:33,160 Well, couldn't you see? 367 00:24:33,232 --> 00:24:35,826 I mean, I came walking through that door... Jesus... 368 00:24:35,901 --> 00:24:38,267 and she literally raped me with her eyes. 369 00:24:38,337 --> 00:24:40,362 - What? - I didn't encourage her, you know. 370 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:43,169 I wasn't encouraging her. You saw. I didn't come on with her. 371 00:24:43,242 --> 00:24:46,302 I mean, honest. I have this effect on women. 372 00:24:46,378 --> 00:24:50,314 A guy introduces me to his girl, and she ain't the same again. 373 00:24:50,382 --> 00:24:53,715 I'll flip you to see who sleeps on the couch. 374 00:24:53,786 --> 00:24:57,085 You sleep on the couch. You're out of your mind, man. 375 00:24:57,156 --> 00:25:00,421 [Chuckles] Out of your mind. 376 00:25:00,493 --> 00:25:04,327 You sleep on the couch. Pleasant dreams. 377 00:25:06,899 --> 00:25:09,925 - Seymour, is that you? - Yeah. 378 00:25:11,003 --> 00:25:13,437 I'm very tired. 379 00:25:13,506 --> 00:25:16,805 - It's okay. I'll just be a second. You know me. - [Sybil Mumbles] 380 00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:18,935 Fastest undresser in the West. 381 00:25:19,011 --> 00:25:21,502 Please. Be a good boy. We'll talk tomorrow. 382 00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:24,515 - Tickle, tickle, tickle. - Don't do that. 383 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:28,110 - Tickle, tickle, tickle. - [Giggling] 384 00:25:29,855 --> 00:25:32,551 - Tickle, tickle, tickle. - [Laughing] 385 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:35,355 - Tickle, tickle, tickle. Tickle, tickle, tickle. - [Laughing] 386 00:25:38,898 --> 00:25:40,832 Uh... [Chuckles Nervously] 387 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:42,891 Sybil and I are like brother and sister. 388 00:25:42,968 --> 00:25:47,803 I'm sorry, uh, I woke you up. I was, uh... I was on my way to the bathroom. 389 00:25:47,873 --> 00:25:50,307 And it... [Stammering] 390 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:54,540 Like what we used to do. [Chuckles] Tickle, tickle, tickle. 391 00:25:54,613 --> 00:25:57,309 Lost my socks. 392 00:26:17,403 --> 00:26:20,702 Well, good night, everybody. 393 00:26:20,773 --> 00:26:22,764 Good night. 394 00:26:37,289 --> 00:26:40,884 - [Sighs] - L... I wouldn't have believed it. 395 00:26:42,528 --> 00:26:46,259 - Nine times out of 10. - It's incredible. 396 00:26:46,332 --> 00:26:48,562 Well, she's all yours. 397 00:26:48,634 --> 00:26:50,568 Oh, yeah? 398 00:26:50,636 --> 00:26:52,627 Oh, yeah. 399 00:26:52,705 --> 00:26:54,900 Yeah. She told me to send you right in. 400 00:26:54,974 --> 00:26:57,602 You mean it? 401 00:26:57,676 --> 00:26:59,473 Mmm. 402 00:26:59,545 --> 00:27:02,036 Oh, well, okay. 403 00:27:02,114 --> 00:27:04,412 Uh, if she insists. 404 00:27:04,483 --> 00:27:07,213 Hmm. 405 00:27:07,286 --> 00:27:09,652 Now, you're sure you don't mind? 406 00:27:09,722 --> 00:27:11,713 I'm sure. 407 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:13,849 - Positive? - Yeah. 408 00:27:15,327 --> 00:27:17,989 Okay. Hey. What's her name? Ethel? 409 00:27:18,063 --> 00:27:20,327 Sybil. Right. Have a good time. 410 00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:22,629 Sybil. Right. Sybil. 411 00:27:59,138 --> 00:28:01,129 [Door Opens] 412 00:28:03,008 --> 00:28:05,408 [Sybil Giggling] 413 00:28:08,447 --> 00:28:10,438 [Griff Laughs] 414 00:28:14,219 --> 00:28:16,710 [Sybil Laughing] 415 00:28:22,261 --> 00:28:24,752 [Sybil Speaking, Indistinct] 416 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:26,991 [Laughing] 417 00:28:29,535 --> 00:28:32,993 [Both Laughing] 418 00:28:51,323 --> 00:28:53,917 [Laughing Continues] 419 00:29:13,512 --> 00:29:16,106 [Baby Crying] 420 00:29:18,784 --> 00:29:20,775 [Crying Continues] 421 00:29:20,919 --> 00:29:24,286 ♫♫[Chorus Vocalizing] 422 00:29:37,035 --> 00:29:40,562 [Man] I would like you to make peace for us. 423 00:29:40,639 --> 00:29:44,735 I don't have to tell you how patient we Russians are... 424 00:29:44,810 --> 00:29:47,142 but this is a disgrace. 425 00:29:47,212 --> 00:29:50,909 Two of my best men... 426 00:29:50,983 --> 00:29:54,885 [Sighs] shot down in their prime in a lousy gymnasium. 427 00:29:54,953 --> 00:29:57,581 - Sorry about them. - "Sorry" is not enough. 428 00:29:58,724 --> 00:30:01,432 - Moscow's very upset. - Washington's upset too. 429 00:30:01,565 --> 00:30:07,003 Lester, I remind you of our reciprocal agreement of'72. 430 00:30:07,071 --> 00:30:09,767 - Ah. - A corpse for a corpse. 431 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,831 You owe me two, Lester. 432 00:30:11,909 --> 00:30:17,438 Do you remember last month, when our men killed your courier by mistake? 433 00:30:17,514 --> 00:30:20,005 He was eliminated within one hour. 434 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:23,542 No one knows that better than I. You shot that son of a bitch on the spot. 435 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,953 I mean, that... that is what I call leadership. 436 00:30:26,023 --> 00:30:29,481 So I just remind you, Lester, if you don't take care of it, I will. 437 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,552 Well, uh, don't push me, Yuri, huh? I'll handle it. 438 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,360 I only want two men responsible for mine. Huh? 439 00:30:35,432 --> 00:30:38,629 All I owe you is two dead American citizens. 440 00:30:38,702 --> 00:30:41,899 [Chuckles] And, uh... 441 00:30:41,972 --> 00:30:43,906 who did you have in mind? 442 00:30:43,974 --> 00:30:47,068 Uh, maybe Elvis Presley and Walter Cronkite? 443 00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:48,873 - [Chuckles] - [Chuckles] 444 00:30:48,946 --> 00:30:54,782 Ah, hey. What about your daughter and the boy she's marrying, huh? 445 00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:57,082 You have a great sense of humor, Yuri. 446 00:30:57,154 --> 00:30:59,850 - I like a good joke. - Yuri, look. 447 00:30:59,924 --> 00:31:04,486 We... We do not want another bloodbath like '70, huh? 448 00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:07,462 Let us be humane about this. 449 00:31:07,531 --> 00:31:10,091 We will kill Brulard and Griffin. 450 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:12,101 You don't have to do it. 451 00:31:12,169 --> 00:31:14,103 All right? 452 00:31:15,873 --> 00:31:19,138 Oh, Lester, they don't make them like us anymore. 453 00:31:20,210 --> 00:31:22,610 [Both Laughing] 454 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,114 That's right. 455 00:31:30,688 --> 00:31:32,622 [Glass Shatters] 456 00:31:32,756 --> 00:31:38,285 - [Bells Tolling] - [Man Speaking French] 457 00:31:39,363 --> 00:31:41,888 [French] 458 00:31:41,966 --> 00:31:44,935 [Cooing] 459 00:31:48,105 --> 00:31:51,563 - Bonjour. - Oh, no. Not you. 460 00:31:51,642 --> 00:31:53,667 You owe me, Lafayette. 461 00:31:53,744 --> 00:31:56,144 Go away. The word is out on you. 462 00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:59,182 - Yeah? How bad? - Go. Go away. Please! 463 00:31:59,249 --> 00:32:01,342 I don't want bloodstains all over my roof. 464 00:32:01,418 --> 00:32:03,511 Come on. Give me 5,000 so I can get away. 465 00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:06,147 [Laughs] Five? Five for what? You have nothing to sell. 466 00:32:06,223 --> 00:32:08,350 Yeah? How about the real story on Afghanistan? 467 00:32:08,425 --> 00:32:10,359 [Scoffs] Who cares? 468 00:32:10,427 --> 00:32:12,861 Okay. The whole new NATO defense setup. 469 00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,490 Ha! It was in Time magazine yesterday. 470 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:18,296 Look. I am desperate. Give me five grand, or learn how to fly. 471 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:21,099 Five. Five. Five couldn't get you far enough. 472 00:32:21,171 --> 00:32:24,800 - You're dead, Griff. To save yourself would take a... - Yeah. How much? 473 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:26,809 - [Gasping] - How much? How much? 474 00:32:26,877 --> 00:32:29,004 Half. Half... 475 00:32:29,079 --> 00:32:31,809 of what I can get for what Lippet is carrying. 476 00:32:31,882 --> 00:32:35,215 - Lippet? - 200,000. 477 00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:38,083 Split down the middle. 478 00:32:38,155 --> 00:32:41,124 - Lippet. Nobody touches him. - You can do it, Griff. 479 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:46,460 A hundred grand for you. What do you say? 480 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:49,931 - [Bells Tolling] - Where's Lippet now? 481 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,901 [Laughs] Mmm. 482 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:55,530 I'll take care of everything. 483 00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:58,166 [Plates Clinking] 484 00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:00,233 Good morning. 485 00:33:07,584 --> 00:33:09,575 Mmm. Smells good. 486 00:33:09,653 --> 00:33:11,746 Could I have some coffee? 487 00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:21,623 Hey. What's the matter? 488 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:27,837 - Pretty crowded in there last night, wasn't it? - What are you mad about? 489 00:33:27,905 --> 00:33:30,897 You want to know what I'm mad about? I'll tell you what I'm mad about. 490 00:33:30,974 --> 00:33:33,204 I'm mad because I came here last night with my friend... 491 00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:37,077 and I have not seen you for two months, and you totally ignored me, and you eye-raped him. 492 00:33:37,147 --> 00:33:41,777 If they gave court sentences for eye rape, you'd probably get about 20 years. 493 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:45,015 - Well, he was fascinating last night. - I'll bet. 494 00:33:45,089 --> 00:33:46,579 - Do you want some more coffee? - Yes. 495 00:33:51,995 --> 00:33:54,828 Would you like to know what's attractive about him? 496 00:33:54,898 --> 00:33:58,732 - No. I would not like to know what's attractive about him. - Thanks. 497 00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:00,793 Guy's a nutcase. 498 00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:07,233 Attractive. [Scoffs] 499 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,643 What's attractive about him? 500 00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:12,614 He has, well, a sinister quality. 501 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:14,617 - Ernest? - Mm-hmm. 502 00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:18,314 There's a lot going on behind those big, soulful eyes. 503 00:34:18,388 --> 00:34:23,985 Being absolutely objective, there is more sinister quality in that little finger. 504 00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:26,256 And that's why I'm attracted to you too. 505 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:28,924 Oh, yeah? Well, you never eye-rape me. 506 00:34:28,999 --> 00:34:31,433 What do you think I'm doing now? 507 00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:42,743 - Mmm! Mmm! - On the table. 508 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:44,747 - Ow! - [Plates Clink] 509 00:34:44,815 --> 00:34:46,806 Sorry. 510 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:48,875 Oh. Oh. 511 00:34:48,952 --> 00:34:52,353 - Wait. Wait, wait. Let me take off my rubber gloves. - Let me help you. 512 00:34:52,422 --> 00:34:55,323 [Brulard] Oh... [Indistinct] They're too tight. 513 00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:57,326 - [Sybil] You're tearing them. - Hurry. 514 00:34:57,394 --> 00:34:59,988 [Sybil Groans] 515 00:35:00,063 --> 00:35:02,054 Come on. There. 516 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,659 [Muttering] 517 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:10,401 Two. [Moaning] 518 00:35:12,576 --> 00:35:15,170 Hurry up, lover boy. We're going to London. 519 00:35:18,682 --> 00:35:22,709 - Why? - Because Mr. Lippet is in London. That's why. 520 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:28,681 [Griff] That's him... one of the best in the business. 521 00:35:28,759 --> 00:35:31,728 - [Brulard] Wow. He looks like just another schnook. - That's just his cover. 522 00:35:31,795 --> 00:35:35,993 Gosh, I don't know about this. Lippet's big. Once we knock him over, we got no place to hide. 523 00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:38,159 Well, give me the money, and I'll find the place. 524 00:35:38,235 --> 00:35:41,204 - [Brulard] All he does is go shopping. - [Griff] He can afford it... 525 00:35:41,271 --> 00:35:44,934 with the kind of money he got for selling out the Polish Secret Service file. 526 00:35:45,008 --> 00:35:48,136 - He could retire forever, the little creep. - Come on. 527 00:36:01,491 --> 00:36:03,959 [No Audible Dialogue] 528 00:36:14,204 --> 00:36:16,365 That dog's practically human. 529 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,374 What's so great about being human? 530 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,376 I think he's a wino. 531 00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:23,106 - Lippet? - No, the dog. 532 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,910 [Brulard Sighs] 533 00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:30,012 If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a smart-ass dog. 534 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:32,021 He's cutting his meat now. 535 00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,080 - The dog? - No. Lippet. 536 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,922 - Oh, that's disgusting. - What have you got against dogs? 537 00:36:40,998 --> 00:36:44,729 I got nothing against dogs. I just don't think they should eat in fancy restaurants. 538 00:36:44,801 --> 00:36:46,735 [Indistinct] 539 00:36:46,803 --> 00:36:49,033 - Waiter. - Oui. 540 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:52,331 Something's up. 541 00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:00,783 [Indistinct] 542 00:37:00,851 --> 00:37:03,411 - [Waiter] Thank you, sir. - I'll be right back. 543 00:37:14,064 --> 00:37:16,589 - [Speaking Foreign Language] - [Foreign Language] 544 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,897 - Yes, sir. - [Foreign Language] 545 00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:31,946 [No Audible Dialogue] 546 00:37:39,089 --> 00:37:41,557 [Both Speaking Foreign Language] 547 00:37:57,808 --> 00:38:00,971 He did it. Made a delivery in the lobby of a four-star hotel. 548 00:38:01,044 --> 00:38:03,706 - Boy, has he got style. Put it in the safe. - Who delivered it? 549 00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:06,544 - Beirut contact. - That oughta be worth plenty. 550 00:38:06,616 --> 00:38:09,050 When I was black-bagging the Beirut run, right... 551 00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:12,555 I used to carry stuff worth as much as 40, 50 grand. 552 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,056 - How did you know that? - Well, I looked in the bag. 553 00:38:16,126 --> 00:38:18,424 That's against regulations. You're not supposed to do that. 554 00:38:18,495 --> 00:38:21,328 Martinson, uh, checks your mail out every day, and you haven't ever looked in his... 555 00:38:23,033 --> 00:38:25,627 - Your bill, sir. - I wonder if he's carrying for Martinson. 556 00:38:25,702 --> 00:38:28,432 - Who cares about Martinson? I want the money. - I care about Martinson. 557 00:38:28,505 --> 00:38:31,497 - I care about Martinson. I had eight citations. - Yeah. I know. Eight of'em. 558 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:34,408 The last thing... Man, he's trying to kill me. The last thing he said... 559 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:36,844 - Jesus. Are you in or out? - I'm in. I'm in. 560 00:38:36,913 --> 00:38:39,905 Great. Then you take care of this. I owe you. 561 00:38:45,455 --> 00:38:47,889 I can't pay this. 562 00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:49,926 What, are you kidding me? 563 00:38:49,993 --> 00:38:53,292 If I thought I had to pay for this, I wouldn't have ordered this much food. 564 00:38:53,363 --> 00:38:56,264 - I thought you had bread. - I don't carry that kind of bread. 565 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,927 - Well, how we gonna pay for this? - Well, l... I don't know. 566 00:38:59,002 --> 00:39:02,665 Um, why don't you figure it out? It was your bright idea to come in here and eat. 567 00:39:02,739 --> 00:39:05,833 - We don't need this kind of trouble, you know. - Boy, is this place expensive. 568 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:10,576 - [Chuckles] They added it up wrong. - [Hisses] 569 00:39:10,647 --> 00:39:12,638 Oh. 570 00:39:12,716 --> 00:39:15,310 - Man, that's LS-10. - It's okay. Fifteen minutes. 571 00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:18,286 - You'll come right out of it. Fifteen minutes, you don't... - Bad stuff. 572 00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:20,346 [Groaning] 573 00:39:20,424 --> 00:39:22,392 [All Screaming] 574 00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:25,587 [Griff] Waiter! My friend's been poisoned! 575 00:39:25,662 --> 00:39:27,926 - [Man Speaking French] - His food's been poisoned. 576 00:39:27,998 --> 00:39:30,057 What kind of food do you serve in this joint? 577 00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:32,601 You'll be hearing from our lawyers in the morning. 578 00:39:32,669 --> 00:39:34,728 [Chattering, Shouting] 579 00:39:34,805 --> 00:39:37,035 - We're suing... [Indistinct] - [Groaning] 580 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:44,745 - [Man Speaking French] - This is gonna cost you a pretty penny, let me tell you. 581 00:39:44,815 --> 00:39:47,909 Come on. You better clean this place up. 582 00:39:47,984 --> 00:39:49,975 Please. 583 00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:54,080 - [Shouts] - Don't you let this happen again. 584 00:39:54,157 --> 00:39:56,148 [Groaning] 585 00:40:00,430 --> 00:40:02,625 - I had the money in my shoe. - Come on. 586 00:40:02,699 --> 00:40:04,997 I had... I had... I had... 587 00:40:05,068 --> 00:40:08,003 I had the money in my shoe! 588 00:40:08,071 --> 00:40:10,062 [Griff] Serves you right for holding out. 589 00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:41,800 [Brulard] It... It's suicide for us to go back to Paris. 590 00:40:41,872 --> 00:40:45,205 [Griff] It's suicide unless we get the money to buy our way out, right? 591 00:40:45,275 --> 00:40:48,642 Wherever that little guy goes, we go, until we get what we're after. 592 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:52,409 - [Brulard] Okay. - [Ship Horn Blows] 593 00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:56,953 Sybil just better be there to pick us up. That's all I gotta say. 594 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:59,011 She said she would be. 595 00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:05,190 About the other night, don't let it go to your head, you know. You just got lucky. 596 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,958 Lucky? Lucky? Right. Yeah. 597 00:41:08,031 --> 00:41:11,728 Well, ever since I met you, I've just been running in luck. You're a regular rabbit's foot. 598 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:21,370 - When do you think the best time to get him is? - When he goes to the john. 599 00:41:21,444 --> 00:41:24,743 - What happens if he doesn't go to the john? - Well, we'll have to make him. 600 00:41:24,814 --> 00:41:28,614 How? How you gonna make him go to the john? 601 00:41:28,685 --> 00:41:30,676 With this. 602 00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:37,482 - What's that? - What's your clearance? 603 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:41,122 - Top secret. - Top secret and you've never seen the "pee-pee koong"? 604 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,191 No. What's it do? 605 00:41:46,469 --> 00:41:49,734 - You touch someone with this, and it makes them go pee-pee. - [Shouts, Laughs] 606 00:41:49,806 --> 00:41:52,297 - [Ship Horn Blows] - [No Audible Dialogue] 607 00:41:55,278 --> 00:41:58,042 We're almost at Dieppe. 608 00:41:58,114 --> 00:42:00,947 [Man On P.A.] Attention, please. If there are any passengers... 609 00:42:01,017 --> 00:42:04,214 who have not yet visited the passport control office on board... 610 00:42:04,287 --> 00:42:06,448 will they please call at the passport office... 611 00:42:06,523 --> 00:42:08,514 right away. 612 00:42:08,592 --> 00:42:11,527 The passport office is situated on the aft quadrant of"B"deck. 613 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:13,586 Thank you. 614 00:42:13,663 --> 00:42:15,722 [Man On P.A., Speaking French] 615 00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:30,646 [Gasps] 616 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,682 - Where's the letter? - He's got a pill! Stop him! 617 00:42:32,749 --> 00:42:34,808 - He's got a pill. Cyanide. - Don't let him bite it. 618 00:42:34,884 --> 00:42:37,216 Must be carrying something big if he's willing to die. 619 00:42:37,287 --> 00:42:40,256 - Got it. Got it. - Oh, good. 620 00:42:40,323 --> 00:42:43,190 - Just don't stand there. Heart trouble. - Heart trouble? 621 00:42:43,259 --> 00:42:45,386 - Yes. - Okay, we're not trying to kill you. 622 00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:48,488 His pill. He's getting your pill for you. Hang on. 623 00:42:48,565 --> 00:42:51,557 - Just hang on. - Get your pill. Your pill. 624 00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:54,297 - Get a pill. Just hold on. - Okay? 625 00:42:54,371 --> 00:42:56,430 - Right. Okay. - Is he all right? 626 00:42:56,506 --> 00:42:59,600 Right. Right. Okay. Okay. You feeling better? 627 00:42:59,676 --> 00:43:02,270 - He's okay. Better? - Better? It's okay? 628 00:43:02,345 --> 00:43:04,438 Now, where's the letter? [Groans] 629 00:43:04,514 --> 00:43:07,347 Son of a bitch. Get him. Why, you little creep. 630 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:09,408 Falling for that one. 631 00:43:12,088 --> 00:43:15,319 - You okay? - He's okay. 632 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:18,054 Yeah. Here you go. 633 00:43:21,464 --> 00:43:23,455 [Man] I'll take that. 634 00:43:26,936 --> 00:43:29,598 - Who are you working for? - Mr. Lippet. 635 00:43:29,673 --> 00:43:31,698 - [Griff] Yeah, well, he's sick. - Is he? 636 00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:34,209 - Well, he better be all right. - It was, uh, his heart. 637 00:43:34,277 --> 00:43:37,212 - Heart. Yeah. Heart. - Uh, if you could, uh... Some water. Get him some water. 638 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,772 - [Griff] Yeah. Why don't you run out and get him some water? - I'll take that. Come on. 639 00:43:40,850 --> 00:43:44,718 - Come on. Give me that. Come on. - Okay. 640 00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:46,722 - [Groans] - [Gunshot] 641 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:48,917 - [Bullet Ricochets] - I'll get the gun. 642 00:43:48,992 --> 00:43:51,483 [Groaning] 643 00:43:51,561 --> 00:43:53,552 He's heavy. 644 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:58,157 - Oh, boy. Easy. - Oh, wow. He's been shot! 645 00:43:58,234 --> 00:44:00,566 - Been shot by his own bodyguard? - Wow. Wow. A ricochet. 646 00:44:00,637 --> 00:44:04,539 He's dead, brother. Dead. Bounced right off the urinal into his head. 647 00:44:04,607 --> 00:44:08,543 A toilet's no place for guns. Uh-uh. 648 00:44:08,611 --> 00:44:10,806 [Groans] 649 00:44:13,316 --> 00:44:16,945 [Dog Barking, Whimpering] 650 00:44:32,402 --> 00:44:35,269 [People Chattering In French] 651 00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:38,000 Hey. Get rid of the dog. Get rid of the dog, will ya? 652 00:44:38,074 --> 00:44:40,008 Let the dog... Let it go. Will you let the dog go. 653 00:44:40,076 --> 00:44:42,010 I can't. 654 00:44:49,352 --> 00:44:51,320 - Look, will you get rid of that. - Here. 655 00:44:51,387 --> 00:44:54,584 - What's this? - It's a present for you. His name is Rover. 656 00:44:54,657 --> 00:44:56,648 Rover? Oh, thanks. 657 00:44:59,829 --> 00:45:02,161 - Hello. - [Brulard] Bonjour. 658 00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:04,223 Okay. Let's go. 659 00:45:09,205 --> 00:45:11,799 - Come on. Let's get out of here. - Not yet. 660 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:15,208 - I'm warming the engine. - It's warm enough already. 661 00:45:15,278 --> 00:45:17,872 Not quite. It's, uh, the breaking-in period. 662 00:45:17,947 --> 00:45:19,972 What break-in period? Come on. What's he talking about? 663 00:45:20,049 --> 00:45:23,280 - It's his father's new car. He has to be careful. - Well, we can't just sit here. 664 00:45:23,353 --> 00:45:25,821 - Let's go. - No. We are now giving the orders. 665 00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:28,119 Okay. Well, tell him to get movin'. We're in trouble. 666 00:45:28,191 --> 00:45:30,125 [Sybil] Yes, you're in big trouble. 667 00:45:30,193 --> 00:45:32,661 - Turn around and keep quiet. - [Griff] Come on, fellas. Cut it out. 668 00:45:32,729 --> 00:45:34,959 - What are you doing? - Stop kiddin' around. You'll attract attention. 669 00:45:35,031 --> 00:45:37,460 I told you that was dangerous when I gave it to you. 670 00:45:37,593 --> 00:45:39,754 [Sybil] Save your breath, you spy. 671 00:45:39,829 --> 00:45:41,797 [Brulard] What are you talking about? 672 00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:44,560 I gave you the dynamite to blow up my own embassy. 673 00:45:44,634 --> 00:45:46,659 [Sybil] We know you both work for the C.I.A. 674 00:45:46,736 --> 00:45:48,704 - C.I. A? - C.I. A? 675 00:45:48,771 --> 00:45:51,069 - Oh, come on. - That is ridiculous. 676 00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:53,700 - We got an inside contact now. - Let's shoot them now. 677 00:45:53,776 --> 00:45:55,710 Wait a second. What are you stopping for? 678 00:45:55,778 --> 00:45:58,872 - I hear a rattle. - Well, look for it later. Come on. 679 00:45:58,948 --> 00:46:01,576 My father told me to write down all the rattles. I do it. 680 00:46:01,651 --> 00:46:05,417 Keep driving, Paul. Try to find a side road where we can kill them. 681 00:46:05,488 --> 00:46:08,184 - Sybil, look. How can you... - Save your breath. 682 00:46:08,257 --> 00:46:11,590 No smoking, please. You can burn the seats. 683 00:46:11,661 --> 00:46:14,528 - [Horn Honking] - [Griff] See? You're messing up the car behind us. 684 00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:17,464 - [Paul] Why is he tooting the horn? - I think he wants to pass. 685 00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:20,559 - It's Hessler. - Come on, fellas. Pull over, will ya? 686 00:46:20,636 --> 00:46:23,070 - Look. I just want to have a little talk. - Pull over, Paul. 687 00:46:23,139 --> 00:46:24,629 - Take over. - [Griff] Got ya. 688 00:46:24,707 --> 00:46:26,641 - [Sybil] Take your hands offhim. - Gas. 689 00:46:26,709 --> 00:46:28,472 [Paul Screams] 690 00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:30,478 Hey, wait a minute! 691 00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:32,036 - [Paul] Let go! - More gas. 692 00:46:32,114 --> 00:46:35,106 - Let me go! - [Hessler] All right. Let's get 'em. 693 00:46:35,184 --> 00:46:38,915 - [Paul] Oh, no! - [Brulard] Faster. More gas. Step on it. 694 00:46:40,523 --> 00:46:43,424 [Brulard] Those guys are the C.I.A., Sybil. Not us. 695 00:46:43,492 --> 00:46:46,256 Those guys are the C.I.A. They're trying to kill us. 696 00:46:46,329 --> 00:46:48,422 Merde! Merde! My gun is jammed! 697 00:46:48,497 --> 00:46:51,728 [Paul] The high speed... Shoot them, Gaspar! 698 00:46:51,801 --> 00:46:56,397 - Let go! Let go of me! - [Brulard] You crazy? Get your hands off the wheel, Paul. 699 00:46:56,472 --> 00:46:58,303 - [Honking] - [Sybil] What are they doing? 700 00:46:58,374 --> 00:47:00,274 - [Paul Screams] - [Tires Screeching] 701 00:47:01,811 --> 00:47:04,939 [Paul Screaming] 702 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:11,420 [Paul Screams] This is my daddy's car! Don't do it! 703 00:47:11,487 --> 00:47:13,455 Hold it. Whoa! 704 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:36,304 [Brulard] You see, Sybil? Now the Russians are after us. 705 00:47:36,379 --> 00:47:38,370 [Tires Squeal] 706 00:47:40,416 --> 00:47:42,884 [Tires Squealing] 707 00:47:42,952 --> 00:47:47,286 [Paul] Don't! Stop! You're destroying the engine! 708 00:47:47,356 --> 00:47:50,018 - No! - [Brulard] I'm taking a shortcut! 709 00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,063 [Both Speaking Russian] 710 00:48:01,137 --> 00:48:04,129 - Put your foot all the way down on the pedal. - This is a road test. 711 00:48:04,206 --> 00:48:06,140 - Your foot down? - Yeah. I'm trying to get it. This car's... 712 00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:08,642 [Russian] 713 00:48:08,711 --> 00:48:11,236 [Hessler] Stay out of this, Grubov. They belong to me. 714 00:48:11,313 --> 00:48:14,544 If those guys catch us, it's the end of the car, you and your father. 715 00:48:14,617 --> 00:48:17,609 - [All Shouting] - [Brulard] They're coming. Get it into reverse. 716 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:20,018 - Martinson wants to talk. - [Paul] My father will kill you! 717 00:48:20,089 --> 00:48:23,058 - [Griff] He won't have to. - [Hessler] Just stop for a minute! 718 00:48:23,125 --> 00:48:25,992 - Martinson wants to talk with you! - [Paul] Get your hands off me! 719 00:48:26,062 --> 00:48:29,759 [Brulard] Faster. C.I.A. Fascist pigs! 720 00:48:29,832 --> 00:48:32,232 [Men Speaking Russian] 721 00:48:32,301 --> 00:48:36,101 Geez! What the hell are you doin'? 722 00:48:36,172 --> 00:48:38,436 Well, come on! 723 00:48:38,507 --> 00:48:39,872 [Tires Squealing] 724 00:48:39,942 --> 00:48:43,400 - [Speaking French] - Leave me alone. I'll show them. 725 00:48:43,479 --> 00:48:46,277 - Hold onto me, Gaspar. Hold on. - [French] 726 00:48:46,348 --> 00:48:48,543 - What are you doing? - [French] 727 00:48:48,617 --> 00:48:51,415 [Russian] 728 00:48:53,856 --> 00:48:56,586 [Shouting In Russian] 729 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,785 Look at them! Those pigs! 730 00:48:59,862 --> 00:49:01,693 [Groaning] 731 00:49:01,764 --> 00:49:04,130 [Russian] 732 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,896 Knock him off the road. Knock him off! 733 00:49:06,969 --> 00:49:09,164 - [Honking] - [Gaspar] It's flying back on my face. 734 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:12,105 [Paul] I don't care! I care about the car! 735 00:49:18,114 --> 00:49:21,982 [French] 736 00:49:22,051 --> 00:49:25,384 - [Brulard] Hold on. - [Paul Screams In French] 737 00:49:25,454 --> 00:49:28,981 [All Screaming] 738 00:49:29,058 --> 00:49:32,391 [All Shouting] 739 00:49:34,296 --> 00:49:37,356 [Hessler] Holy... Watch it! Now brake it! 740 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:40,163 [Man] I'm braking! I'm braking! 741 00:49:40,236 --> 00:49:42,466 What the hell are you trying to do? Get us killed? 742 00:49:42,538 --> 00:49:44,506 You told me to keep close, didn't ya? 743 00:49:44,573 --> 00:49:47,667 - [Hessler] Get around 'em! Get around 'em! - [Honking] 744 00:49:47,743 --> 00:49:50,610 [All Shouting] 745 00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:52,840 [Paul Screams] 746 00:49:55,217 --> 00:49:57,481 [All Shouting] 747 00:49:57,553 --> 00:49:59,316 - [All Shouting] - Brake. Put on the brake. 748 00:49:59,388 --> 00:50:01,652 [Tires Screeching] 749 00:50:03,659 --> 00:50:05,650 [Horn Honking] 750 00:50:13,536 --> 00:50:17,199 [Screams, Speaks Russian] 751 00:50:17,273 --> 00:50:20,037 - Watch it! - Aaah! 752 00:50:24,580 --> 00:50:27,310 [Russian] 753 00:50:31,854 --> 00:50:33,879 [Russian] 754 00:50:40,729 --> 00:50:43,789 [Coughing] Nice driving, Evans! 755 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:45,857 Just beautiful! 756 00:50:45,935 --> 00:50:48,631 Don't go in the fields, huh? No! 757 00:50:48,704 --> 00:50:50,638 [Sybil] It's okay, Paul. It's okay. 758 00:50:50,706 --> 00:50:52,697 [Brulard] This car handles terrific. You know that? 759 00:50:54,276 --> 00:50:56,710 - [Chattering] - [Paul] Go back on the road! 760 00:50:56,779 --> 00:50:59,111 [Russian] 761 00:51:03,586 --> 00:51:07,682 [Shouting In Russian] 762 00:51:20,169 --> 00:51:22,160 Okay. 763 00:51:23,606 --> 00:51:26,939 Pull a fast one on me, will ya? Okay. 764 00:51:27,009 --> 00:51:30,274 That's the last time you guys get away with anything. 765 00:51:43,959 --> 00:51:45,927 - Made it. - Wow. 766 00:51:45,995 --> 00:51:48,555 - Okay. You can have your car back. - Take over. 767 00:51:48,631 --> 00:51:51,964 - Not a dent, not a scratch. - It's beautiful. This handles really well. 768 00:51:52,034 --> 00:51:54,002 - Absolutely perfect. - Handle steering. Terrific. 769 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:57,766 I've been through a lot of car chases... a lot of them... but this car has held... 770 00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,240 - You know that... I hate you! - Don't be excited. Look... 771 00:52:00,309 --> 00:52:02,641 - I hate you! I hate you too! - We're in good shape. 772 00:52:02,711 --> 00:52:05,373 [Paul Screams] 773 00:52:08,717 --> 00:52:10,708 [Hubcap Rattles] 774 00:52:10,786 --> 00:52:12,777 [Chattering] 775 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:17,487 [Shouting In French] 776 00:52:42,885 --> 00:52:45,410 - You got the letter? - The letter? The letter? 777 00:52:45,487 --> 00:52:47,478 Got the letter. 778 00:52:59,535 --> 00:53:01,503 [Griff] Look at that beautiful little microdot. 779 00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:03,868 - [Brulard] Pretty little microdot. - That's our ticket out ofhere. 780 00:53:03,939 --> 00:53:07,534 - To faraway places. - Just like you said. Right, Lafayette? 781 00:53:07,609 --> 00:53:09,600 [Lafayette] Hmm. 782 00:53:09,678 --> 00:53:12,169 [Griff] "Hmm"good or "hmm"bad? 783 00:53:12,247 --> 00:53:14,715 Hmm. 784 00:53:14,783 --> 00:53:16,717 - So-so. - I thought we had a deal. 785 00:53:16,785 --> 00:53:20,050 Yeah. We got a deal. 200 grand, split right down the middle, right? 786 00:53:20,122 --> 00:53:22,056 [Groans] 787 00:53:22,124 --> 00:53:24,786 I don't like that... [Imitates Groan] 788 00:53:24,860 --> 00:53:27,328 I'm afraid I overestimated. 789 00:53:27,396 --> 00:53:29,364 I thought Lippet was carrying bigger. 790 00:53:29,431 --> 00:53:31,399 Come on, Lafayette! Don't fool around with us. 791 00:53:31,467 --> 00:53:33,697 Hands off. My pigeons are armed. 792 00:53:33,769 --> 00:53:35,896 Antoine, shit on his head. 793 00:53:35,971 --> 00:53:38,997 Okay, okay. Well, what's your top offer? 794 00:53:39,074 --> 00:53:43,033 Now wait a minute. I want to find out what's on those things. What's on those things? 795 00:53:43,112 --> 00:53:45,410 No. That is not part of the bargain. 796 00:53:45,481 --> 00:53:47,574 Well, how much? How much? Come on. How much? 797 00:53:47,649 --> 00:53:50,914 - For you, 7,000. - You son of a bitch. 798 00:53:50,986 --> 00:53:53,318 - You're a crook. - If you wish. 799 00:53:53,389 --> 00:53:58,383 If you think you can do better elsewhere, think it over and decide. 800 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,553 [Sighs] 801 00:54:00,629 --> 00:54:03,189 - Do you trust him? - About as far as I could throw him. 802 00:54:03,265 --> 00:54:05,859 Hey, how much punctuation did he take off the letter? 803 00:54:05,934 --> 00:54:09,097 - Two periods, two commas and a semicolon. - There's just the commas here. 804 00:54:09,171 --> 00:54:11,002 - Hey, Lafayette! Lafayette! - Lafayette! 805 00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:12,540 - Lafayette! - No! 806 00:54:12,608 --> 00:54:15,202 - Good-bye. - You double-crossing bastard! You bastard! Call it back! 807 00:54:15,277 --> 00:54:17,677 [Lafayette] Don't hurt me. All right. I'll call her back. 808 00:54:17,746 --> 00:54:20,442 - No! Come back! - Claudine, my little pigeon. Come back. 809 00:54:20,516 --> 00:54:23,883 - [Griff] Claudine! Claudine! - Claudine. Claudine. 810 00:54:23,952 --> 00:54:27,080 - [Gunshot] - [Groans] 811 00:54:28,490 --> 00:54:31,823 - Claudine. - Goddamn pigeon is armed. 812 00:54:32,828 --> 00:54:34,796 [Man] On your feet. 813 00:54:34,863 --> 00:54:37,661 Come on. Get up. Move! 814 00:54:40,223 --> 00:54:42,817 Get your hands up. Higher. 815 00:54:42,893 --> 00:54:45,726 - What'd you wanna kill him for? - Maybe I was aiming at you. 816 00:54:45,795 --> 00:54:48,923 You aim at me and you kill Lippet. You aim at him and you kill Lafayette. 817 00:54:48,999 --> 00:54:50,933 - You're a terrific shot. - Shut up. 818 00:54:51,001 --> 00:54:52,866 With a bodyguard like him, you don't need an enemy. 819 00:54:52,936 --> 00:54:54,995 - Where's Archie? - Archie? 820 00:54:55,071 --> 00:54:57,301 - Archie. - He thinks we're gonna tell him where Archie is? 821 00:54:57,374 --> 00:54:59,535 Archie's fed up with you, mate. 822 00:54:59,609 --> 00:55:01,440 He says you keep shooting the wrong people. 823 00:55:01,511 --> 00:55:03,445 I'm warning you. 824 00:55:03,513 --> 00:55:05,606 I'm just gonna ask once more. 825 00:55:05,682 --> 00:55:08,207 For the last time, where's that bloody dog? 826 00:55:08,285 --> 00:55:12,483 - [Screaming] - [Crashing] 827 00:55:12,556 --> 00:55:14,490 [Screaming Continues] 828 00:55:14,558 --> 00:55:17,186 - [Thuds] - [Pigeons Coo] 829 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:19,387 Wow. Who the hell is Archie? 830 00:55:19,462 --> 00:55:21,396 - Archie? - Rover. 831 00:55:21,464 --> 00:55:24,524 [Griff] I told you Lippet was carrying big. 832 00:55:24,601 --> 00:55:26,569 The stuff on the pigeon must be in code. 833 00:55:26,636 --> 00:55:28,570 And the key to the code's on the dog. 834 00:55:28,638 --> 00:55:31,732 - And we don't have either one of them. - I know. I know. 835 00:55:31,808 --> 00:55:34,242 Whoops! 836 00:55:59,002 --> 00:56:00,993 [Tires Squealing] 837 00:56:01,071 --> 00:56:05,167 I understand you boys have, uh, something to sell. 838 00:56:05,241 --> 00:56:08,369 [Fishing Reel Clicking] 839 00:56:08,445 --> 00:56:10,379 Okay. 840 00:56:15,986 --> 00:56:18,546 - Is that all? - Well, if you check the letter out... 841 00:56:18,622 --> 00:56:20,556 you'll see there's some punctuation missing. 842 00:56:20,624 --> 00:56:22,888 - Two periods and a semicolon. - Right. 843 00:56:24,728 --> 00:56:27,060 - It's okay. We already got a customer. - Have you? 844 00:56:27,130 --> 00:56:29,325 Yeah, Uncle Sam. 845 00:56:29,399 --> 00:56:31,367 - Ah, Claudine. - Claudine. 846 00:56:33,136 --> 00:56:35,969 [Screams] You crazy... 847 00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:38,200 You know what she was carrying? 848 00:56:38,274 --> 00:56:40,208 Look what I've got here. 849 00:56:40,276 --> 00:56:42,267 Huh? 850 00:56:42,345 --> 00:56:44,370 Two periods and a semicolon. 851 00:56:44,447 --> 00:56:46,381 - Plunk. - No! 852 00:56:46,449 --> 00:56:49,247 - Leave it. Leave it. - [Laughing] 853 00:56:49,319 --> 00:56:53,881 - No, I spotted it. - Do you want to drown for a semicolon? 854 00:56:53,957 --> 00:56:56,721 Now stop the fooling around. Enough of your lying. 855 00:56:56,793 --> 00:56:58,886 We don't have to lie. We got the stuff. 856 00:56:58,962 --> 00:57:02,489 - If the price is right, we sell. - Wait, boys. Don't go away. 857 00:57:02,565 --> 00:57:04,499 [Over Transmitter] I'm sure we can work something out. 858 00:57:04,567 --> 00:57:08,025 - [Griff] How much? - [Yuri] Better than you can get from your Americans. 859 00:57:08,104 --> 00:57:10,038 All they want to do is kill you. 860 00:57:10,106 --> 00:57:13,371 - [Griff] Who says? - [Yuri] Your own boss, Martinson, told me himself. 861 00:57:13,443 --> 00:57:15,741 [Griff] That's what you think. He made us a terrific offer. 862 00:57:15,812 --> 00:57:17,837 [Yuri] All right. All right. Just let me find out... 863 00:57:17,914 --> 00:57:20,041 what the microdot is worth to Moscow. 864 00:57:20,116 --> 00:57:23,916 - [Brulard] You do that. - [Yuri] After all, who else can you sell to? 865 00:57:23,987 --> 00:57:27,388 The Chinese? [Laughs] 866 00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:31,893 What happens if they aren't on the dog? 867 00:57:31,961 --> 00:57:34,395 They've practically gotta be, if you were listening to Lippet's bodyguard. 868 00:57:34,464 --> 00:57:36,625 I mean, they weren't on the pigeon. 869 00:57:38,001 --> 00:57:40,561 Okay. 870 00:57:40,637 --> 00:57:43,197 How do we get the dog? 871 00:57:44,374 --> 00:57:46,365 Well, what does your manual say? 872 00:57:46,443 --> 00:57:48,843 When faced with an impossible situation... 873 00:57:48,912 --> 00:57:50,846 - Bluff. - Bluff. 874 00:57:50,914 --> 00:57:52,848 You got any citations for bluffing? 875 00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:55,316 Got a commendation for lying and a citation for cheating. 876 00:57:55,385 --> 00:57:57,478 [Griff] Something tells me I should have brought a gun. 877 00:57:57,554 --> 00:57:59,784 [Baby Crying] 878 00:58:01,057 --> 00:58:03,548 Look. If they get tough, I'll handle Sybil, right? 879 00:58:03,626 --> 00:58:06,823 [Crying Continues] 880 00:58:08,098 --> 00:58:10,828 [Griff] Hey, Sybil. What do you say? 881 00:58:13,236 --> 00:58:15,170 - Hi there. - Ça va. 882 00:58:16,206 --> 00:58:18,868 - Don't move. - Who's moving? 883 00:58:18,942 --> 00:58:20,637 Hands up. Up. 884 00:58:20,710 --> 00:58:22,507 - Sybil. - Shoot them. 885 00:58:22,579 --> 00:58:24,877 - No. No. - Wait a minute. Look. We didn't have to come here. 886 00:58:24,948 --> 00:58:26,882 - We came here to square ourselves with you. - Sure. 887 00:58:26,950 --> 00:58:28,645 - You... You got us all wrong. - Right. 888 00:58:28,718 --> 00:58:31,846 [Brulard] The-The truth is, we-we did work for the C.I.A. 889 00:58:31,921 --> 00:58:34,151 We could tell you all kinds of things about their operation. 890 00:58:34,224 --> 00:58:36,158 We could tell you where the secret headquarters is... 891 00:58:36,226 --> 00:58:39,093 - so you guys could blow it up. - All right. Tell us. 892 00:58:39,162 --> 00:58:41,824 Their secret headquarters... Do you know the supermarket... 893 00:58:41,898 --> 00:58:44,526 - It's the Four Corners Travel Service. - Check it out. 894 00:58:44,601 --> 00:58:47,934 - We don't have to. - Then you know you can trust us. 895 00:58:48,004 --> 00:58:50,165 - By the way, where's the dog? - [Gaspar] Shut up! 896 00:58:50,240 --> 00:58:52,834 Turn around, and keep your hands up. 897 00:58:54,177 --> 00:58:56,372 - Sybil. - Wait! Wait, wait. Look. 898 00:58:56,446 --> 00:58:59,074 There-There are all other kinds of things that we could tell you. 899 00:58:59,149 --> 00:59:01,242 - Yeah, there's something else. - Uh, money. 900 00:59:01,317 --> 00:59:03,376 - [Griff] Lots of money. - You could have a printing press. 901 00:59:03,453 --> 00:59:05,387 You could have two printing presses. $50,000. 902 00:59:05,455 --> 00:59:07,355 - That's what we could get you. - For the cause. 903 00:59:07,423 --> 00:59:09,357 - [Gaspar] They're stalling. - $100,000 cash. 904 00:59:09,425 --> 00:59:11,620 Yeah. Where would you get that money from? 905 00:59:11,694 --> 00:59:14,720 We'll have it in a few days. What have you got to lose by waiting? 906 00:59:17,267 --> 00:59:19,201 I think Paul should have a vote on this. 907 00:59:19,269 --> 00:59:22,568 - Yeah, Paul should have a vote on it. - [Sybil] Paul, come here. 908 00:59:22,639 --> 00:59:25,472 - The dog's bath can wait. - [Both] Bath? 909 00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:27,737 - Paul! [Speaking French] - Paul! 910 00:59:27,811 --> 00:59:30,405 - No, no, no, no, no. - Stop! 911 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,074 [Arguing In French] 912 00:59:36,119 --> 00:59:38,349 [Screams] 913 00:59:39,956 --> 00:59:43,119 [Arguing Continues] 914 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,692 - [Whimpers] - Be careful. Don't rub anything out. 915 00:59:46,763 --> 00:59:48,697 - Right, right. - Where do we look first? 916 00:59:48,765 --> 00:59:50,699 - Well, follicles. - Search his follicles. 917 00:59:50,767 --> 00:59:52,962 - Follicles. - [Arguing Continues] 918 00:59:53,036 --> 00:59:56,267 [Griff] Nice little Archie. 919 00:59:56,339 --> 00:59:58,807 - Paul! - [French] 920 00:59:58,875 --> 01:00:01,173 - What about his tail? - Does it look real to you? 921 01:00:01,244 --> 01:00:03,235 - [Arguing In French] - I don't like the way it wags. 922 01:00:03,313 --> 01:00:05,543 - Right. Check it out. - His teeth? 923 01:00:05,615 --> 01:00:07,674 - Right, right. - Look for lead fillings. 924 01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:10,878 Sure. Oh, yes. 925 01:00:10,954 --> 01:00:14,446 Dog. Oh... His breath stinks. 926 01:00:14,524 --> 01:00:16,617 - Want to change ends? - No. 927 01:00:16,693 --> 01:00:18,627 [Screaming In French] 928 01:00:20,697 --> 01:00:22,824 [Arguing] 929 01:00:25,668 --> 01:00:28,330 Yeah. If only you could talk. 930 01:00:30,373 --> 01:00:34,173 - What about his ears? - No, I already looked there. It has to be on him. 931 01:00:34,244 --> 01:00:37,042 - Well, it isn't. - The guy on the roof said... 932 01:00:37,113 --> 01:00:39,638 Wait a minute. What-What exactly did he say? 933 01:00:39,716 --> 01:00:41,946 He didn't say it had to be on him. 934 01:00:42,018 --> 01:00:43,952 Right. He just said he wanted the dog. 935 01:00:44,020 --> 01:00:45,954 Maybe the dog is a link. 936 01:00:46,022 --> 01:00:47,956 - To whoever has the microdot? - Right. 937 01:00:48,024 --> 01:00:50,686 - [Sybil] We've taken a vote. - Kill them. 938 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,490 - Two for, one against. - Kill them now. 939 01:00:53,563 --> 01:00:58,523 You have exactly three days to deliver us $100,000. 940 01:00:58,601 --> 01:01:01,195 In cash. 941 01:01:11,147 --> 01:01:13,547 Okay. Come on. 942 01:01:15,785 --> 01:01:19,277 - Okay, Archie. - Where did Mr. Lippet take you? 943 01:01:19,355 --> 01:01:22,290 - Seymour, this is stupid. - Got any better ideas? 944 01:01:22,358 --> 01:01:25,657 That-a-boy, Archie. Show us your French contacts. That-a-boy. 945 01:01:25,728 --> 01:01:28,424 [Car Horns Honking] 946 01:01:36,572 --> 01:01:40,406 Hello, chéri. [Speaking French] Ah, you go to hell. 947 01:01:42,111 --> 01:01:44,773 [French] 948 01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:52,554 [French] 949 01:01:52,622 --> 01:01:54,886 [French] 950 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,324 - [Speaking French] - Lippet sent us. Lippet. 951 01:01:57,393 --> 01:01:58,883 - Lippet. - Lippet? 952 01:01:58,962 --> 01:02:02,090 - He's dead. Mort. - Lippet? Lippet dead? 953 01:02:02,165 --> 01:02:05,362 The last thing he said was that we'd get the stuff from you. 954 01:02:05,435 --> 01:02:08,268 [Both Speaking French] 955 01:02:08,338 --> 01:02:10,499 That will cost you 80 francs. Hmm? 956 01:02:10,573 --> 01:02:13,371 - Eighty? - Mm-hmm. Prices have gone up. 957 01:02:13,443 --> 01:02:16,071 - [Chuckles] - We talking about the same thing? 958 01:02:21,351 --> 01:02:24,445 [No Audible Dialogue] 959 01:02:38,968 --> 01:02:42,426 [No Audible Dialogue] 960 01:02:55,785 --> 01:02:58,276 - What's up there? - Dead end. 961 01:02:58,354 --> 01:03:00,413 Well, what does he want to go up there for? 962 01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:03,186 Guess. 963 01:03:03,259 --> 01:03:07,025 It's a waste of time. That dog hasn't got any contacts. 964 01:03:07,096 --> 01:03:10,190 - Then it has to be on him. - Well, it isn't, 'cause we looked. 965 01:03:10,266 --> 01:03:12,200 Come on, Archie. Shake a leg. 966 01:03:12,268 --> 01:03:15,533 It has to be on him or in him. 967 01:03:15,605 --> 01:03:18,574 A capsule. 968 01:03:18,641 --> 01:03:21,474 Yeah. Lippet could have fed it to him yesterday in London, right? 969 01:03:21,544 --> 01:03:23,478 - Yeah. - How long does it take for... 970 01:03:23,546 --> 01:03:26,674 I don't know, but there was this Arab who tried to smuggle dope out of the Yemen. 971 01:03:26,749 --> 01:03:28,979 He-He made a camel swallow it in a metal capsule. 972 01:03:29,052 --> 01:03:31,145 - How long did it take for that? - L-I don't know... 973 01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:34,883 'cause the capsule broke and the camel was on a trip for about six weeks. 974 01:03:34,957 --> 01:03:37,926 But if Lippet fed it to him yesterday... 975 01:03:37,994 --> 01:03:40,292 - I think you better check it out. - Me? 976 01:03:40,363 --> 01:03:42,456 - Yeah. - You check it out. 977 01:03:42,532 --> 01:03:45,023 - Well, I'll choose ya. - Odds. 978 01:03:45,101 --> 01:03:47,433 Once, twice, three, shoot. 979 01:03:47,503 --> 01:03:49,437 I better check it out. 980 01:04:01,818 --> 01:04:03,752 - Find it? - Jesus. 981 01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:07,449 - What's the matter? - I mean, he ain't the first one, you know. 982 01:04:07,523 --> 01:04:10,014 I mean, it's like a minefield back here. 983 01:04:10,093 --> 01:04:13,585 - Well, hurry it up. - Well, how do I know which one is his? 984 01:04:15,164 --> 01:04:17,495 It's the warm one. 985 01:04:17,628 --> 01:04:21,155 I am broad-minded, but this is ridiculous. 986 01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:24,258 Keeping him out all day and coming back with all that... eh! 987 01:04:24,335 --> 01:04:26,769 - It's a long story. - Yeah. Long and sick. 988 01:04:26,837 --> 01:04:29,032 They promised $100,000. 989 01:04:29,106 --> 01:04:31,040 - And they bring back a pile of... - Nothing. 990 01:04:31,108 --> 01:04:33,076 - Clean as a whistle. - You sure? 991 01:04:33,144 --> 01:04:35,078 - Positive. - Oh, but it's got to be. 992 01:04:35,146 --> 01:04:37,080 - You wanna go check for yourself? - Yuck! 993 01:04:37,148 --> 01:04:39,616 - Fascists. - [French] Spies. 994 01:04:40,684 --> 01:04:42,652 We better do this scientifically. 995 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,280 Do what? What do you want from him? 996 01:04:45,356 --> 01:04:48,018 [Man] A large object, you say? 997 01:04:48,092 --> 01:04:50,993 - [Brulard] Between large and small. - You're sure he swallowed it? 998 01:04:51,061 --> 01:04:52,995 [Brulard] We're sure, yeah. 999 01:04:53,063 --> 01:04:56,760 [Man] Hmm. Nothing in the stomach... 1000 01:04:56,834 --> 01:04:58,768 or the intestine. 1001 01:04:58,836 --> 01:05:00,770 No. No obstruction. 1002 01:05:00,838 --> 01:05:04,035 - [Brulard] Not even a tiny obstruction? - No, none at all. 1003 01:05:04,108 --> 01:05:06,702 This is a very healthy little dog. 1004 01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:10,144 Except of course for the left eye. 1005 01:05:10,214 --> 01:05:12,273 I thought I had treated everything... 1006 01:05:12,349 --> 01:05:15,648 Gorillas with hernias. Bats that could not fly. 1007 01:05:15,719 --> 01:05:19,587 But this is the first animal I have ever met with a contact lens. 1008 01:05:20,658 --> 01:05:23,650 - Lens? - The dog's contact lens. 1009 01:05:23,727 --> 01:05:28,391 - May I help you, gentlemen? - This is Professor Von Kleinst of the Von Kleinst Institute. 1010 01:05:28,465 --> 01:05:31,059 And we're looking for a research microscope that is powerful. 1011 01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:34,400 Oui, monsieur. This is our 750 model. The best one we have. 1012 01:05:34,471 --> 01:05:37,235 [German Accent] Yes, but obviously the 750 isn't powerful enough. 1013 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:40,243 If you have something with more magnification... 1014 01:05:40,311 --> 01:05:42,973 Well, then there's the Langendorf 2000. 1015 01:05:43,047 --> 01:05:47,450 - Langendorf makes a 2000? - Oui, monsieur. 1016 01:05:47,518 --> 01:05:51,511 [All Talking At Once] 1017 01:05:51,589 --> 01:05:53,557 - I'll get you a slide. - No, no. That's not necessary. 1018 01:05:53,624 --> 01:05:56,058 The professor always carries his own. 1019 01:05:56,126 --> 01:05:59,118 Oh, it's beautiful. The Langendorf 2000. 1020 01:05:59,196 --> 01:06:02,165 - It's a fantastic instrument. - Yes. 1021 01:06:03,701 --> 01:06:06,465 It is black. I cannot... I cannot see anything. 1022 01:06:06,537 --> 01:06:09,062 - Professeur. You must turn it on. - Oh. 1023 01:06:09,139 --> 01:06:12,472 All the ones in the... in the institute are automatic, of course. 1024 01:06:12,543 --> 01:06:14,977 Oui, bien sûr. 1025 01:06:15,045 --> 01:06:17,070 Holy shit! 1026 01:06:17,147 --> 01:06:20,207 Oh. Oh, ja, ja, ja, ja, jawohl! 1027 01:06:20,284 --> 01:06:23,981 Thanks a lot. Could you give us some technical documentation on it? 1028 01:06:24,054 --> 01:06:26,488 Something that we can take back to the board of directors. 1029 01:06:26,557 --> 01:06:28,582 - What is it? - It's all the Russian agents in China. 1030 01:06:28,659 --> 01:06:30,627 - Oh. - Names, addresses of every spook agent... 1031 01:06:30,694 --> 01:06:32,628 the Russians got working for them. 1032 01:06:32,696 --> 01:06:34,527 That's incredible. Martinson will pay plenty for that. 1033 01:06:34,598 --> 01:06:36,532 - Don't kiss it. - Borisenko's gonna pay a lot more. 1034 01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:40,001 - You could smear it. - [Whimpers] 1035 01:06:47,144 --> 01:06:50,238 You guys off to do your good deed for the day? 1036 01:06:50,314 --> 01:06:53,647 - Where's the lucky place? - It will be told in our newspaper. 1037 01:06:53,717 --> 01:06:56,618 Oh. With your circulation, it'll still be a secret. 1038 01:06:56,687 --> 01:06:59,520 - Why, you... Cretin! - Not now. 1039 01:06:59,590 --> 01:07:02,991 Imperialist! [Shouts In French] 1040 01:07:05,162 --> 01:07:08,325 - You better get the money. - Don't worry. We will. 1041 01:07:08,399 --> 01:07:12,392 - I hope you don't... so I can kill you. - [Blows Kiss] 1042 01:07:14,371 --> 01:07:16,999 Morning. Off to do your good deed for the day. 1043 01:07:17,074 --> 01:07:19,702 [French] 1044 01:07:19,777 --> 01:07:22,337 What did Borisenko say? 1045 01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,847 Wonderful things. 1046 01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:27,213 - I got him up to $300,000. - We did it! 1047 01:07:27,284 --> 01:07:30,185 We just have to name the place. 1048 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:33,314 - What's the matter? - I got a feeling I'm being followed. 1049 01:07:33,390 --> 01:07:35,551 - Borisenko's men? - No, it feels more like Martinson's men. 1050 01:07:35,626 --> 01:07:37,992 We better meet Borisenko someplace where Martinson can't mess it up. 1051 01:07:38,062 --> 01:07:39,552 But where? 1052 01:07:39,697 --> 01:07:42,530 - [Bell Tolling] - [Speaking French] 1053 01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:51,632 Invitations at a church. I never heard of that. 1054 01:07:51,709 --> 01:07:54,007 That's Martinson for ya. 1055 01:07:55,179 --> 01:07:58,080 - Here's our ticket. - Who is it? 1056 01:07:58,148 --> 01:08:00,309 - The king of Sakahari. - The king of what? 1057 01:08:00,384 --> 01:08:02,818 Welcome, Your Majesty. 1058 01:08:02,886 --> 01:08:05,719 - Welcome. - Follow me, Your Highness. 1059 01:08:11,228 --> 01:08:14,356 - The king. - [Tolling Continues] 1060 01:08:14,431 --> 01:08:18,367 [French] 1061 01:08:18,435 --> 01:08:20,494 Bonjour, madame. 1062 01:08:20,571 --> 01:08:22,562 Bonjour, madame. 1063 01:08:22,639 --> 01:08:24,573 Bonjour, madame. 1064 01:08:24,641 --> 01:08:26,370 Bonjour, madame. 1065 01:08:26,443 --> 01:08:28,673 Bonjour. 1066 01:08:28,746 --> 01:08:31,271 ♫♫[Organ] 1067 01:08:36,687 --> 01:08:39,622 ♫♫[Continues] 1068 01:09:15,859 --> 01:09:19,158 - Votre invitation, monsieur. - Oh, I'm sorry. 1069 01:09:19,229 --> 01:09:21,857 - I must have forgotten it. - You must have an invitation, sir. 1070 01:09:21,932 --> 01:09:24,867 - I just want to see Mr. Martinson. - Shh. 1071 01:09:24,935 --> 01:09:26,869 - Please. - Look. You don't realize something. 1072 01:09:26,937 --> 01:09:29,235 If it wasn't for me, there wouldn't have been any invitations sent... 1073 01:09:29,306 --> 01:09:32,298 - for this wedding. - I'm sorry, monsieur. 1074 01:09:33,477 --> 01:09:36,640 - Listen, you can't keep me... - [French] 1075 01:09:36,713 --> 01:09:38,681 I'm gonna get you by the... 1076 01:09:53,730 --> 01:09:56,062 [French Accent] The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ... 1077 01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:58,067 and the love of God... 1078 01:09:58,135 --> 01:10:01,195 and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all. 1079 01:10:01,271 --> 01:10:04,297 [Crowd] And also with you. 1080 01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:10,376 - "Dearly beloved..." - Psst. 1081 01:10:10,447 --> 01:10:13,883 "You have come together in this church so that the Lord... 1082 01:10:13,951 --> 01:10:18,115 "may seal and strengthen the love of Alan and Amy... 1083 01:10:18,188 --> 01:10:21,624 - in the presence of the church's minister..." - Mr. Martinson. 1084 01:10:21,692 --> 01:10:24,661 They just made a deal. 300,000. 1085 01:10:27,231 --> 01:10:29,495 - Where are they now? - I don't know. 1086 01:10:29,566 --> 01:10:31,659 Well, find out! 1087 01:10:34,605 --> 01:10:39,668 [Chuckles] Continuez. Continuez. 1088 01:10:39,743 --> 01:10:44,077 "Christ abundantly blesses the love of these young people. He has..." 1089 01:10:44,147 --> 01:10:46,081 C-C-Can't you go a little faster? 1090 01:10:46,149 --> 01:10:48,617 We haven't got all day, you know. Now move it. Vite. 1091 01:10:48,685 --> 01:10:51,984 Ah, vite. "He has already consecrated the baptism... 1092 01:10:52,055 --> 01:10:54,785 "and he enriches and strengthens it by his special sacrament of marriage. 1093 01:10:54,858 --> 01:10:58,453 In this way they are about to assume the duties of marriage in mutual fidelity. " 1094 01:11:01,899 --> 01:11:03,833 Votre invitation, monsieur. 1095 01:11:03,901 --> 01:11:08,099 Oh, mon Dieu. Would I be dressed like this if I didn't have an invitation? 1096 01:11:08,171 --> 01:11:10,264 But I must have it. 1097 01:11:10,340 --> 01:11:12,365 [French] 1098 01:11:12,442 --> 01:11:14,910 Would you step out, please? 1099 01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:17,242 - Give him the invitation. - [Groans] 1100 01:11:23,287 --> 01:11:25,482 [Priest Continues Quickly] 1101 01:11:28,091 --> 01:11:30,389 Holy smoke! 1102 01:11:31,728 --> 01:11:34,390 [Priest Continues] 1103 01:11:36,199 --> 01:11:39,100 "May you always honor her and love her... 1104 01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:41,535 "as Christ loves his bride and his church. 1105 01:11:41,605 --> 01:11:43,937 - Alan..." - Psst. 1106 01:11:44,007 --> 01:11:47,170 - Later. - Take a look. 1107 01:11:50,414 --> 01:11:53,645 - "Are you ready freely, without reservation..." - What is he doing here? 1108 01:11:53,717 --> 01:11:56,242 - He was not invited. - For God's sake, shh. 1109 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:59,483 Oh, shush yourself! Watch him! 1110 01:11:59,556 --> 01:12:02,821 [Priest Continues] 1111 01:12:13,103 --> 01:12:16,732 - "Grant that they live in the sacrament..." - [Whispers] Go away! 1112 01:12:16,807 --> 01:12:19,275 Take a look. 1113 01:12:27,484 --> 01:12:30,009 Then get with it. 1114 01:12:30,087 --> 01:12:32,112 [Priest Continues] 1115 01:12:34,691 --> 01:12:37,387 Excusez-moi. 1116 01:12:48,305 --> 01:12:50,671 Yes. 1117 01:12:57,614 --> 01:12:59,548 Cash. 1118 01:12:59,616 --> 01:13:02,244 "...may not bejoined in holy matrimony..." 1119 01:13:05,822 --> 01:13:08,017 Thanks. 1120 01:13:14,464 --> 01:13:17,991 Go faster. Vite, vite. Vite. Hmm? Can't you speed it up a bit? 1121 01:13:18,068 --> 01:13:21,367 - Ah, vite. "To have and to hold." - Go on. Come on. 1122 01:13:21,438 --> 01:13:23,372 - To have and to hold. - "From this day forward." 1123 01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:25,874 - From this day forward. - "For better or for worse." 1124 01:13:41,358 --> 01:13:44,225 - [Whistle Shrieking] - [Speaking Russian] 1125 01:13:48,498 --> 01:13:50,591 [Priest Continues] 1126 01:13:54,237 --> 01:13:56,262 [Groans] 1127 01:13:59,443 --> 01:14:02,571 [Murmuring] 1128 01:14:04,948 --> 01:14:07,246 [Thuds] 1129 01:14:08,952 --> 01:14:11,853 [Man] Ooh! 1130 01:14:11,922 --> 01:14:15,722 - [Screams] - Well, uh, never mind. 1131 01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:18,852 Uh, k-k-k-keep going. Will you keep going? It's nothing. 1132 01:14:18,929 --> 01:14:22,262 - It's nothing. Nothing. - "And fill you both with blessings. 1133 01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:26,132 - What God has joined together, let no man put asunder." - Amen. 1134 01:14:27,671 --> 01:14:30,834 [Priest Continues] 1135 01:14:32,909 --> 01:14:34,843 [Groans] 1136 01:14:34,911 --> 01:14:38,005 Father, and of the Son... 1137 01:14:38,081 --> 01:14:40,276 and of the Holy Spirit. 1138 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,750 Get the money back. 1139 01:14:42,819 --> 01:14:46,311 [Amy] I take this ring as a sign of my love... 1140 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:54,831 - Ow! - Shh! 1141 01:14:54,898 --> 01:14:57,059 - What the hell is going on? - [Man Shouts] 1142 01:14:57,134 --> 01:14:59,193 - Shut up! - Daddy, please. 1143 01:14:59,269 --> 01:15:01,829 I'm sorry. Drinking. They've been drinking. 1144 01:15:01,905 --> 01:15:04,897 - Carry on. - [Priest Continues] 1145 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,953 - [Howls] - [Chattering] 1146 01:15:25,162 --> 01:15:28,359 - [Screams] - This is ridiculous! 1147 01:15:28,431 --> 01:15:32,367 - Shut up! Finish it. Finish it! - "And may God almighty bless you all, and the Father... 1148 01:15:32,435 --> 01:15:35,063 - and the Son and the Holy Spirit." Amen. - Okay, kiss! 1149 01:15:35,138 --> 01:15:37,368 Hessler! Stop 'em! 1150 01:15:43,013 --> 01:15:45,106 [People Screaming] 1151 01:15:47,384 --> 01:15:50,148 [Laughing] 1152 01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:52,450 Ah. Ooh. Oh. Ernest! 1153 01:15:53,523 --> 01:15:57,391 - LS-10. - Okay. Okay. 1154 01:15:57,460 --> 01:16:00,327 Hold your breath. Move over. Move over. 1155 01:16:00,397 --> 01:16:03,298 [Gasping] 1156 01:16:03,366 --> 01:16:05,300 Don't breathe. Don't breathe. 1157 01:16:05,368 --> 01:16:07,302 - [Martinson] He's got it. He's got it. - [Hessler] There's the bag. 1158 01:16:07,370 --> 01:16:09,304 The money's in there. It's in the bag, sir. 1159 01:16:09,372 --> 01:16:12,808 - [Martinson] Get him into the car! - Okay, Brulard. I got you. 1160 01:16:12,876 --> 01:16:16,642 [Chuckles] I've been waiting for this, Brulard! 1161 01:16:16,713 --> 01:16:19,443 - [Brulard Moans] - [Laughing] Bastard! 1162 01:16:19,516 --> 01:16:22,110 - Well, sir, we did it. - In you go, mate. 1163 01:16:22,185 --> 01:16:26,019 - Took a little doing, but we got him. - Let's go. 1164 01:16:26,089 --> 01:16:29,024 - [Brulard Moans] - [Hessler] Nice wedding, sir. 1165 01:16:29,092 --> 01:16:32,653 - Your daughter looked great. - Aw, shut up, Hessler! 1166 01:16:32,729 --> 01:16:36,028 I got it. [Speaks Russian] I got it! 1167 01:16:36,099 --> 01:16:38,033 I got it. I got it. 1168 01:16:38,101 --> 01:16:41,628 Oh! Oh! Oh! It's mine. It's mine. 1169 01:16:43,273 --> 01:16:47,539 [Martinson] Brulard. Brulard? 1170 01:16:47,611 --> 01:16:49,602 Can you hear me? 1171 01:16:49,679 --> 01:16:51,704 You all right? 1172 01:16:51,781 --> 01:16:54,477 You okay, hmm? Come, Brulard. 1173 01:16:54,551 --> 01:16:56,985 Now tell me. Now what was on the microdots, huh? 1174 01:16:57,053 --> 01:16:58,987 Come on now. Talk. 1175 01:16:59,055 --> 01:17:01,819 Talk. Talk! 1176 01:17:01,892 --> 01:17:04,690 ♫♫ [Singing Folk Song] 1177 01:17:07,430 --> 01:17:10,399 - ♫♫ [Continues] - You see, our training works. 1178 01:17:10,467 --> 01:17:12,833 - ♫♫ [Continues] - When you're being tortured, think song titles. 1179 01:17:12,903 --> 01:17:16,839 - He's not being tortured. - I know he's not being tortured. 1180 01:17:16,907 --> 01:17:19,774 - But he knows that he's going to be. - Don't you, Brulard? 1181 01:17:19,843 --> 01:17:22,539 You know that we are going to stop at nothing. 1182 01:17:23,546 --> 01:17:28,813 Now make it easy on yourself, boy. We are on the same side. 1183 01:17:28,885 --> 01:17:34,551 Now, are you gonna tell me what was on those microdots? 1184 01:17:34,624 --> 01:17:36,558 Yes. 1185 01:17:36,626 --> 01:17:38,685 ♫♫ [Singing] 1186 01:17:41,564 --> 01:17:45,500 Sybil. Sybil. [French] 1187 01:17:47,737 --> 01:17:50,399 [French] 1188 01:17:53,276 --> 01:17:55,210 [French] 1189 01:17:55,278 --> 01:17:57,280 Okay, Gaspar. 1190 01:18:03,352 --> 01:18:05,320 ♫♫[Brulard Singing Children's Song] 1191 01:18:11,260 --> 01:18:13,228 - [Electricity Crackling] - ♫♫ [Continues] 1192 01:18:20,036 --> 01:18:23,904 - [Moans] - That's enough. Stop it. Stop it. 1193 01:18:25,241 --> 01:18:28,404 We-We don't want to hurt you, boy. You know that. 1194 01:18:28,478 --> 01:18:31,743 Now don't force us. Be reasonable. 1195 01:18:33,649 --> 01:18:37,085 Come on, boy. Make your parents proud of you. 1196 01:18:38,488 --> 01:18:42,288 Think "America the Beautiful." 1197 01:18:42,358 --> 01:18:46,624 ♫♫ [Singing Patriotic Song] 1198 01:18:59,509 --> 01:19:03,536 ♫♫[Choir Singing] 1199 01:19:12,155 --> 01:19:16,990 - [Sobbing] - ♫♫[Singing Ends] 1200 01:19:17,059 --> 01:19:19,254 What's that? What did you say? 1201 01:19:19,328 --> 01:19:21,262 On the microdot... [Sobs] 1202 01:19:21,330 --> 01:19:25,528 Is the names of all the Russian agents in China. 1203 01:19:25,601 --> 01:19:29,367 - [Sobs] - You liar! 1204 01:19:29,438 --> 01:19:31,804 You think I'd swallow that one. It was about us, wasn't it? 1205 01:19:31,874 --> 01:19:33,865 I mean, it was fuse box, right? Huh? 1206 01:19:33,943 --> 01:19:35,968 It was all the Russian agents in China. 1207 01:19:36,045 --> 01:19:39,014 [Speaking French] 1208 01:19:41,517 --> 01:19:45,453 [French] 1209 01:19:53,996 --> 01:19:57,625 [Ticking] 1210 01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,759 You are fluent in seven languages, huh? 1211 01:19:59,836 --> 01:20:03,294 Well, one little jolt from this and you'll be fluent in all seven at the same time. 1212 01:20:03,372 --> 01:20:05,772 - Now talk! - [Electricity Hums] 1213 01:20:05,842 --> 01:20:08,436 It was the names of all the Russian agents in China. 1214 01:20:08,511 --> 01:20:10,809 - Throw the switch, Hessler. - Hold it! 1215 01:20:10,947 --> 01:20:14,508 Hold it. Not so fast. 1216 01:20:14,584 --> 01:20:16,518 - Get away from him. - Hessler. 1217 01:20:16,586 --> 01:20:18,417 - Grab him! - No, no, no, no. 1218 01:20:18,487 --> 01:20:20,614 One yank on this and we all go up. You hear that? 1219 01:20:20,690 --> 01:20:23,659 Now you just back off. 1220 01:20:24,660 --> 01:20:26,685 [Humming Stops] 1221 01:20:28,231 --> 01:20:30,290 [Garbled] Just back off. 1222 01:20:30,366 --> 01:20:33,301 We're taking the money with us too. 1223 01:20:33,369 --> 01:20:35,303 Griff. Griff. 1224 01:20:35,371 --> 01:20:37,635 This is silly. 1225 01:20:37,707 --> 01:20:39,675 You wouldn't blow yourself up, huh? 1226 01:20:39,742 --> 01:20:42,905 Oh, yeah? You just try me, boss. Come on. The money! 1227 01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:48,006 Give it to him, Hessler. 1228 01:20:48,084 --> 01:20:50,780 No. I think he's bluffing. He hasn't got the guts. 1229 01:20:50,853 --> 01:20:53,822 Jack, you got 10 seconds. Nine... 1230 01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:56,723 - eight... - He's faking. 1231 01:20:56,792 --> 01:20:58,726 - He's always been a faker. - Seven... 1232 01:20:59,729 --> 01:21:01,663 six... 1233 01:21:01,731 --> 01:21:04,359 - Give it to him. - You're faking. 1234 01:21:04,433 --> 01:21:06,731 Five... 1235 01:21:07,904 --> 01:21:10,964 four, three... 1236 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:14,407 [Chuckles] Go on. You pull that string. 1237 01:21:14,477 --> 01:21:17,207 - Hessler. - Two... 1238 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,374 - Give it to him! That's an order! - Come on. Get it, will ya? 1239 01:21:20,449 --> 01:21:22,679 - Get it, will ya? Get it! - I dare you. You fake, you! 1240 01:21:22,752 --> 01:21:24,845 Listen, you... 1241 01:21:27,456 --> 01:21:30,482 [Imitates Explosion] 1242 01:21:40,369 --> 01:21:43,361 ♫♫ [Singing Military Hymn] 1243 01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:45,430 Bomb, huh? 1244 01:21:52,648 --> 01:21:56,084 [Sped-up Voices On Tape] 1245 01:22:00,389 --> 01:22:03,187 [Griff On Tape] Where did you get that goon? 1246 01:22:03,259 --> 01:22:05,352 Ernest? 1247 01:22:06,696 --> 01:22:10,427 [Grunts] Ern... Ernest? 1248 01:22:11,934 --> 01:22:14,664 - Seymour. - You okay? 1249 01:22:14,737 --> 01:22:17,262 - I'm okay. Are you? - Yeah. 1250 01:22:17,340 --> 01:22:20,309 What happened? 1251 01:22:20,376 --> 01:22:22,901 Holy cow. 1252 01:22:22,979 --> 01:22:27,382 - Grab the money. Come on. - [Martinson] Where do you think this is? The White House? 1253 01:22:29,051 --> 01:22:32,851 [Sped-up Voices Continue] 1254 01:22:36,892 --> 01:22:39,918 [All Speaking French] 1255 01:22:43,866 --> 01:22:45,800 - [Brakes Screech] - [Both] Sybil. 1256 01:22:45,868 --> 01:22:47,597 - Wait for us! - Sybil, wait! 1257 01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:50,104 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 1258 01:22:50,172 --> 01:22:52,538 [Paul] Our good deed for today! 1259 01:22:52,608 --> 01:22:54,542 - [Griff And Brulard] We got the money! - [Paul] The money? 1260 01:22:54,610 --> 01:22:57,841 - [Sybil] The money. We've got the money! - [All Shouting] 1261 01:22:57,980 --> 01:22:59,845 ♫♫ [Singing In French] 1262 01:23:02,685 --> 01:23:05,745 - [Tire Pops] - [Sybil] Aw, no! 1263 01:23:06,756 --> 01:23:09,691 - [Tires Squealing] - [French] 1264 01:23:13,729 --> 01:23:17,187 [French] 1265 01:23:18,567 --> 01:23:21,968 - It's all there. - You are rich, Frenchy. 1266 01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:24,598 - Here, count this. - [French] 1267 01:23:24,673 --> 01:23:27,540 100,000 for them. 1268 01:23:27,610 --> 01:23:30,408 [Griff] And 200,000 for us. 1269 01:23:30,479 --> 01:23:34,040 So far, I have 191,000. 1270 01:23:34,116 --> 01:23:37,779 [Brulard] 800 and 20, 40, 60... 1271 01:23:37,853 --> 01:23:40,321 [Both Mumbling] 1272 01:23:46,328 --> 01:23:49,024 There's an extra 20. 1273 01:23:49,098 --> 01:23:51,032 There's your half. 1274 01:23:59,475 --> 01:24:02,672 [French] 1275 01:24:02,745 --> 01:24:04,679 [Lug Nuts Clanging] 1276 01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,143 [French] 1277 01:24:13,622 --> 01:24:17,080 [Ticking] 1278 01:24:26,001 --> 01:24:27,935 - The money! - Too late! 1279 01:24:29,605 --> 01:24:31,436 [Gaspar] Get down! 1280 01:24:42,251 --> 01:24:44,185 [Sighs] 1281 01:24:50,459 --> 01:24:53,917 Got any more ideas? 1282 01:25:02,071 --> 01:25:06,599 [Arguing In French] 1283 01:25:20,890 --> 01:25:26,487 ♫♫ [Humming] 1284 01:25:26,562 --> 01:25:30,965 ♫♫ [Both Humming] 1285 01:25:38,574 --> 01:25:43,341 ♫♫ [Both Singing] 1286 01:25:54,757 --> 01:25:58,022 - You take it, brother. - ♫♫ [Brulard Singing] 1287 01:25:58,093 --> 01:26:00,527 - Did you hear that, Lord? - ♫♫ [Brulard Singing] 1288 01:26:00,596 --> 01:26:05,829 ♫♫ [Griff Singing] 1289 01:26:05,901 --> 01:26:09,667 ♫♫ [Both Singing, Ends] 1290 01:26:09,738 --> 01:26:12,002 ♫♫[Man Singing] 1291 01:26:48,110 --> 01:26:50,078 ♫♫[Man Singing] 1292 01:27:03,158 --> 01:27:06,958 ♫♫[Ends] 105959