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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,608 --> 00:00:03,278 (EXOTIC MUSIC) 2 00:00:03,344 --> 00:00:08,344 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 3 00:00:50,357 --> 00:00:52,559 (GROANING) 4 00:01:05,472 --> 00:01:09,076 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 5 00:01:09,109 --> 00:01:12,046 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 6 00:02:26,252 --> 00:02:28,455 (RUMBLING) 7 00:02:40,533 --> 00:02:42,669 (BOOMING) 8 00:02:57,884 --> 00:03:00,754 (THUNDER BOOMING) 9 00:03:08,128 --> 00:03:10,731 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 10 00:03:15,468 --> 00:03:16,304 BOY: Okay, guys. 11 00:03:16,336 --> 00:03:17,104 This is it. 12 00:03:17,138 --> 00:03:18,338 Reggie, you're our tank as usual. 13 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:19,640 Hold firm with that defense. 14 00:03:19,673 --> 00:03:20,707 Liz, let's try to mix it up 15 00:03:20,741 --> 00:03:23,377 and open with a celestial light wave aura spell. 16 00:03:23,409 --> 00:03:24,377 Let's rock! 17 00:03:24,411 --> 00:03:26,114 LIZ: Come on, Max! 18 00:03:26,146 --> 00:03:26,813 That's weak! 19 00:03:26,847 --> 00:03:28,216 Go big or go home. 20 00:03:28,248 --> 00:03:30,217 How 'bout the doomslayer force vortex spell 21 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:31,519 followed by an XP kicker? 22 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,853 REGGIE: Ooh, I like that. 23 00:03:32,887 --> 00:03:33,888 That could be exactly what we need 24 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,122 to defeat the Nether Kraken. 25 00:03:35,156 --> 00:03:36,091 LIZ: Right, I think the kicker 26 00:03:36,123 --> 00:03:37,724 could help replenish our vitals enough to... 27 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,527 No, you can't just use the doomslayer 28 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:40,728 right outta the gate. 29 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,961 You're gonna waste all your manna. 30 00:03:41,996 --> 00:03:44,632 LIZ: Hey, Reggie, if you do a brimstone blockade first, 31 00:03:44,664 --> 00:03:46,433 and then I volley from behind you... 32 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,368 REGGIE: Heck yeah, Liz! 33 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,402 That could work, totally. 34 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:49,436 MAX: Screw it! 35 00:03:49,469 --> 00:03:51,338 No time for noob strategery in a ranked quest. 36 00:03:51,372 --> 00:03:52,907 I'm goin' full metal Jenkins. 37 00:03:52,939 --> 00:03:54,741 - No, dude, not again! - Max, you ass-hat! 38 00:03:54,775 --> 00:03:55,810 Wait! 39 00:03:55,842 --> 00:03:57,878 You're throwing a rock into a hornets' nest, Max. 40 00:03:57,912 --> 00:04:00,213 Dude, I know you're like elite AF, 41 00:04:00,247 --> 00:04:01,816 but you cannot take on the nether horde solo. 42 00:04:01,848 --> 00:04:03,183 It's a party map, dude. 43 00:04:03,217 --> 00:04:03,885 Teamwork. 44 00:04:03,918 --> 00:04:05,552 Barbarian attack! 45 00:04:05,586 --> 00:04:07,188 Sir Maximus... 46 00:04:07,221 --> 00:04:08,556 Jenkins! 47 00:04:08,588 --> 00:04:11,391 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 48 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:18,766 LIZ: Reg... 49 00:04:18,798 --> 00:04:20,800 Let's save his dumb ass again. 50 00:04:20,834 --> 00:04:22,703 REGGIE: Lock and load, me lady. 51 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:24,372 LIZ: Me lady? 52 00:04:24,404 --> 00:04:25,205 REGGIE: Sorry. 53 00:04:25,238 --> 00:04:26,606 Bob and weave, ladies and gents. 54 00:04:26,639 --> 00:04:28,675 Max Reload is doin' the dance. 55 00:04:28,709 --> 00:04:29,910 Defense, Max! 56 00:04:29,944 --> 00:04:32,313 And dude, stop referring to yourself in the third person. 57 00:04:32,346 --> 00:04:33,848 It's gross. 58 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,714 (SMACKS COUNTER) 59 00:04:34,747 --> 00:04:35,882 Yo. 60 00:04:35,915 --> 00:04:37,918 We're lookin' to test out the new Rockstar Revolution. 61 00:04:37,951 --> 00:04:39,387 Uh, yeah, it's in the back. 62 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:41,622 Follow your dreams. 63 00:04:41,654 --> 00:04:43,390 Hey, you break shit, you buy shit! 64 00:04:43,423 --> 00:04:44,824 I am the shit! 65 00:04:44,858 --> 00:04:46,727 Hey, focus on the mission here, people! 66 00:04:46,759 --> 00:04:48,629 I think we might have this one on lock. 67 00:04:48,661 --> 00:04:51,465 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 68 00:05:08,682 --> 00:05:10,884 (GROWLING) 69 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:14,654 Guys, our health is way too low. 70 00:05:14,687 --> 00:05:15,689 I think we gotta retreat. 71 00:05:15,723 --> 00:05:16,857 Sack up, Reggie! 72 00:05:16,889 --> 00:05:18,459 Hold firm with that defense. 73 00:05:18,492 --> 00:05:19,660 Liz, take the rear. 74 00:05:19,692 --> 00:05:21,262 You're too soft to handle the rough stuff. 75 00:05:21,295 --> 00:05:22,330 Let me handle this. 76 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:24,264 Oh, excuse you, macho man! 77 00:05:24,298 --> 00:05:26,300 My elven armor will hold. 78 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:28,402 REGGIE: Okay, wait, guys, we have to regroup. 79 00:05:28,435 --> 00:05:29,769 Trust the master. 80 00:05:29,802 --> 00:05:32,606 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 81 00:05:35,309 --> 00:05:35,977 Dammit! 82 00:05:37,478 --> 00:05:40,480 (SIGHS) I had that. 83 00:05:44,285 --> 00:05:47,222 (MONSTER GROWLING) 84 00:05:54,595 --> 00:05:55,530 Teamwork! 85 00:05:56,629 --> 00:05:58,432 Did you just mute us? 86 00:05:58,464 --> 00:06:00,567 We waited a week to try this quest again! 87 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,435 That is... 88 00:06:02,468 --> 00:06:04,004 disappointing, dude. 89 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:09,644 Oh, no, no, no! 90 00:06:09,677 --> 00:06:10,745 Not him again! 91 00:06:10,778 --> 00:06:13,648 This wizard dude spawn camper de-cloaks every time 92 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:14,848 after all our hard work! 93 00:06:14,882 --> 00:06:15,850 He's gonna jack our loot! 94 00:06:15,882 --> 00:06:16,950 Watch! 95 00:06:16,983 --> 00:06:19,919 WIZARD: Doomslayer force vortex, I summon thee. 96 00:06:19,952 --> 00:06:22,489 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 97 00:06:22,523 --> 00:06:23,524 Yass, bitch! 98 00:06:26,694 --> 00:06:28,596 Get a life, ya dick! 99 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:30,730 WIZARD: I will take this, and this. 100 00:06:30,764 --> 00:06:32,900 Oh (CHUCKLES) and this. 101 00:06:32,932 --> 00:06:34,668 Don't really need this, but I'll take it anyway. 102 00:06:34,701 --> 00:06:35,536 Love it, love it. 103 00:06:35,569 --> 00:06:36,670 Unbelievable, Max! 104 00:06:36,704 --> 00:06:38,939 If we'd worked together, we'd have the power gauntlet, 105 00:06:38,971 --> 00:06:42,842 the luma battleax, and the doubly yamma cannons right now! 106 00:06:43,874 --> 00:06:45,645 (DRUMMING EMPHATICALLY) 107 00:06:45,678 --> 00:06:47,647 Hey, rock stars, free sample's up. 108 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,716 GTFO. 109 00:06:48,749 --> 00:06:50,850 Ah, don't be so salty, Liz. 110 00:06:50,884 --> 00:06:52,620 Look, we all know that I'm really the only one 111 00:06:52,653 --> 00:06:54,555 who could've made it through that dungeon alive. 112 00:06:54,588 --> 00:06:57,058 And, hey, at least my ranking didn't drop. 113 00:06:57,091 --> 00:06:59,860 Dude, you wouldn't even have that rank without us. 114 00:06:59,892 --> 00:07:01,561 Not a chance solo! 115 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,864 As a matter of fact, maybe I should have. 116 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:06,067 Yeah, I can defeat the forces of the Nether 117 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:08,836 any day of the week, and I'd slay for days! 118 00:07:08,869 --> 00:07:09,770 You know why? 119 00:07:09,802 --> 00:07:10,637 I'm listening. 120 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:11,872 LIZ: Do not encourage, him, Reggie! 121 00:07:11,904 --> 00:07:15,008 Because I guarantee that I, 122 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:17,777 Maximus the barbarian of Middletown, 123 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:20,548 one of the top-ranked of the realm of thy Northern Americas, 124 00:07:20,581 --> 00:07:22,750 could defeat the evil forces of the Nether 125 00:07:22,783 --> 00:07:26,653 any day of the week, in the fight for the ages! 126 00:07:26,687 --> 00:07:27,521 That's why. 127 00:07:27,553 --> 00:07:28,388 (FEEDBACK SCREECHES) 128 00:07:28,422 --> 00:07:30,424 (GROANS) 129 00:07:30,456 --> 00:07:33,394 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 130 00:07:34,161 --> 00:07:35,562 Yo, did you see that? 131 00:07:35,596 --> 00:07:36,831 Upgrade your internet, dork. 132 00:07:36,863 --> 00:07:38,733 You're guaranteed to be looking for a new team 133 00:07:38,766 --> 00:07:40,701 and a new job if you're late again. 134 00:07:40,733 --> 00:07:42,603 Chuck's starting his 48-hour VR-cation, 135 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:44,071 and if you're late, he's gonna be pissed. 136 00:07:44,103 --> 00:07:46,806 Not like virtually pissed, like ... 137 00:07:46,839 --> 00:07:48,375 pissed in real life. 138 00:07:48,408 --> 00:07:49,343 Dammit! 139 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,644 Why didn't you guys tell me what time it was? 140 00:07:50,677 --> 00:07:52,112 Cover for me til it get there, Liz? 141 00:07:52,146 --> 00:07:53,713 You know, I'm not sure if my rank 142 00:07:53,747 --> 00:07:55,783 is high enough to cover for you. 143 00:07:55,815 --> 00:07:57,050 Good luck, barbarian. 144 00:07:57,084 --> 00:08:00,887 (ENERGETIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 145 00:08:24,211 --> 00:08:26,913 You feel lucky, punk? 146 00:08:26,947 --> 00:08:28,682 Hand over the goods. 147 00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:31,050 Yeah. 148 00:08:31,084 --> 00:08:33,453 Up against the wall. 149 00:08:33,486 --> 00:08:34,521 You got me. 150 00:08:34,554 --> 00:08:35,555 (CHORTLING) 151 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:37,792 (SWIGGING) 152 00:08:37,825 --> 00:08:40,060 Hey, head on a swivel. 153 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:41,661 What did I teach you? 154 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:42,463 Always... 155 00:08:42,495 --> 00:08:44,497 Be prepared, always be prepared. 156 00:08:44,530 --> 00:08:45,165 MAN: Yeah! 157 00:08:45,198 --> 00:08:46,099 Yeah, like a... 158 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:46,966 like a Boy Scout. 159 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,101 No, like a Marine! 160 00:08:48,134 --> 00:08:49,003 Like a Marine! 161 00:08:49,035 --> 00:08:50,103 (GUN SQUIRTING) 162 00:08:50,136 --> 00:08:50,970 Dude! 163 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:51,873 Okay! 164 00:08:53,974 --> 00:08:55,209 Is that booze? 165 00:08:55,241 --> 00:08:56,576 Um... 166 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,711 (SQUIRTING) 167 00:08:58,745 --> 00:09:01,816 No, it's my special blend. (CHORTLES) 168 00:09:01,849 --> 00:09:03,017 Take it easy, Gramps. 169 00:09:03,049 --> 00:09:04,684 You know you're not supposed to mix booze with your meds. 170 00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:05,385 Yeah, yeah. 171 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:06,687 Where you goin' in such a hurry? 172 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,654 I gotta go to work! 173 00:09:07,687 --> 00:09:09,122 I'm running behind. 174 00:09:09,155 --> 00:09:10,990 You gamin' all day again? 175 00:09:11,024 --> 00:09:12,893 (SCOFFS) No! 176 00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:14,495 Yeah, maybe. 177 00:09:14,528 --> 00:09:15,863 (CHORTLING) 178 00:09:15,895 --> 00:09:17,564 Well hold on a second before you go. 179 00:09:17,597 --> 00:09:18,932 Remember that new game you made for me? 180 00:09:18,966 --> 00:09:19,899 You know? 181 00:09:19,932 --> 00:09:20,835 I mean, it's good. 182 00:09:20,868 --> 00:09:21,836 Oh, World War Poo? 183 00:09:21,869 --> 00:09:23,037 Yeah, it's real good. 184 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:23,704 (CHUCKLING) 185 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:25,139 Like it says, it's the shit. 186 00:09:25,172 --> 00:09:26,507 MAX: Ah, you really dig it? 187 00:09:26,539 --> 00:09:27,740 Oh yeah. 188 00:09:27,774 --> 00:09:29,043 Yeah. 189 00:09:29,076 --> 00:09:30,711 Oh, and we got another letter 190 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,980 from that tech school, you know? 191 00:09:33,013 --> 00:09:34,949 You know, they're still accepting applicants 192 00:09:34,981 --> 00:09:36,616 for the next semester. 193 00:09:36,649 --> 00:09:37,550 Yeah, I know. 194 00:09:37,585 --> 00:09:39,620 Look, I listened to what you said and... 195 00:09:39,653 --> 00:09:40,754 it's just not for me. 196 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,790 I'm kinda doin' my own thing, and... 197 00:09:42,822 --> 00:09:44,824 tuition's really expensive. 198 00:09:44,857 --> 00:09:45,892 You know, I'm... 199 00:09:45,926 --> 00:09:47,595 I mean, I'm never gonna force you to do something 200 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,497 that you don't want to do, you know. 201 00:09:49,529 --> 00:09:51,130 But what I am gonna force you to do, Max, 202 00:09:51,163 --> 00:09:53,701 is I'm gonna force you to seize the day. 203 00:09:53,734 --> 00:09:54,567 Okay? 204 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:55,135 I don't want you wastin' your talents 205 00:09:55,168 --> 00:09:57,471 just throwin' 'em away. 206 00:09:58,272 --> 00:09:59,140 Hey. 207 00:10:00,573 --> 00:10:01,241 Come on. 208 00:10:02,775 --> 00:10:04,544 Now listen, soldier. 209 00:10:04,577 --> 00:10:07,514 You be a hero in your own life. 210 00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:08,249 Carpe diem. 211 00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:11,719 And not just in those games. 212 00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:14,687 I mean, if it's school, we figure it out. 213 00:10:14,721 --> 00:10:17,758 If it's money, I'll cash in some bonds. 214 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,659 Hm? 215 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:23,197 But whatever you decide, 216 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:26,066 your mom and dad would be real proud of you. 217 00:10:26,099 --> 00:10:28,802 (DELICATE MUSIC) 218 00:10:28,835 --> 00:10:29,870 Okay, I gotta go. 219 00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:31,071 There's steak and fries... 220 00:10:31,104 --> 00:10:32,006 - In the fridge. - Tonight for dinner. 221 00:10:32,038 --> 00:10:32,872 - Yeah. - Yup. 222 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:33,740 Okay. 223 00:10:33,774 --> 00:10:34,607 And the blue plate. 224 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,009 Okay! 225 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:36,911 Yeah. 226 00:10:38,745 --> 00:10:39,880 World War Poo. 227 00:10:41,715 --> 00:10:42,716 What a kick. 228 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:44,752 (FART NOISE) 229 00:10:44,784 --> 00:10:46,052 (CAR PUTTERING) 230 00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:47,254 (BANGS STEERING WHEEL) 231 00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:48,788 Come on! 232 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:49,990 (SIGHS) 233 00:10:50,023 --> 00:10:53,192 Be the hero in your own life. 234 00:10:53,225 --> 00:10:55,696 Carpe deez nuts! (CHUCKLES) 235 00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:56,897 Solid, Gramps. 236 00:10:56,929 --> 00:10:58,064 Solid. 237 00:10:58,097 --> 00:11:00,901 (PHONE BUZZING) 238 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:07,942 Okay! 239 00:11:07,975 --> 00:11:08,643 Let's do it. 240 00:11:08,676 --> 00:11:12,680 (ELECTRONIC VIDEO GAME MUSIC) 241 00:11:32,765 --> 00:11:34,867 That's a cute little bike. (SNICKERS) 242 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:35,735 Hey! 243 00:11:35,769 --> 00:11:36,403 What's up? 244 00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:38,105 It's Douche to the Maximus. 245 00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:39,139 Yo! 246 00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:40,274 Sweet wheels, bro! 247 00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:41,240 (LAUGHING) 248 00:11:41,274 --> 00:11:42,275 Where ya goin', buddy? 249 00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:43,209 Oh, you know, just... 250 00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:44,311 goin' to work. 251 00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:46,947 Actually contributing to society. 252 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,215 Oh, cool of your mom to let you bring out 253 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:49,883 the midlife crisis mobile. 254 00:11:49,916 --> 00:11:50,751 Nice. 255 00:11:50,783 --> 00:11:51,951 Oh. 256 00:11:51,985 --> 00:11:52,753 God, that's right. 257 00:11:52,785 --> 00:11:53,619 You're still jockeying the counter 258 00:11:53,653 --> 00:11:55,121 with your little boyfriend Reginald, 259 00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:57,256 making minimum wage at Fallout Games. 260 00:11:57,289 --> 00:11:58,825 'Cause meanwhile, I mean, 261 00:11:58,859 --> 00:12:01,261 we're on the verge of creating the next triple-A title. 262 00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:02,129 MAX: Triple-A? 263 00:12:02,162 --> 00:12:03,230 Yeah, triple-A. 264 00:12:03,263 --> 00:12:05,399 It's lookin' a little bit like triple-D from over. 265 00:12:05,432 --> 00:12:07,201 Doesn't even make sense, bro. 266 00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:08,402 Triple douche! 267 00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:09,302 Good one... 268 00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:10,770 Maxi Pad. 269 00:12:10,803 --> 00:12:13,374 Look, do me a favor, and tell my sweet, 270 00:12:13,407 --> 00:12:15,876 sweet Lizzy hi for me. 271 00:12:15,908 --> 00:12:17,410 You wouldn't mind doin' that, would you? 272 00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:18,611 That's weird, Seth. 273 00:12:18,644 --> 00:12:20,813 She said she stopped talking to you after you freaked out 274 00:12:20,846 --> 00:12:22,915 when she beat your ass in Battle Clan. 275 00:12:22,948 --> 00:12:24,817 Oh, and the fact that you have a micrope... 276 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,653 Okay, she didnt't... 277 00:12:27,354 --> 00:12:29,990 She did not kick my as in Battle Clan. 278 00:12:30,023 --> 00:12:31,725 I let her win using my profile to rank up. 279 00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:34,128 And what would you know, anyway? 280 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,829 I mean, you can't even afford a legit team, Maxi Pad. 281 00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:37,698 Micropen... 282 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:38,731 Shut up! 283 00:12:38,764 --> 00:12:39,699 Chet! 284 00:12:39,732 --> 00:12:40,366 Whatever, dude. 285 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:41,235 Hey, wait, wait, wait! 286 00:12:41,268 --> 00:12:43,237 One more thing. 287 00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:44,404 (SPITS OUT GUM) 288 00:12:44,437 --> 00:12:45,271 Blue lightning bolt! 289 00:12:45,304 --> 00:12:46,439 (SPLASHING) 290 00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:48,675 (CACKLING) 291 00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:49,342 Later, Max. 292 00:12:49,375 --> 00:12:50,276 See ya, loser! 293 00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:52,712 (LAUGHING) 294 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:59,119 Once you score the coke from the strip club owner, 295 00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:01,221 your stamina increases like crazy, 296 00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:04,057 and then you jack this sick Ferrari out front. 297 00:13:04,091 --> 00:13:06,125 Drive that to the bank, smoke the teller, 298 00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:07,394 and bounce out with the cash. 299 00:13:07,427 --> 00:13:10,063 Oh, and just say know to the three H. 300 00:13:10,096 --> 00:13:10,764 What's that? 301 00:13:10,798 --> 00:13:11,966 Hookers, homicide, and heroin. 302 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,401 You just wanna go back to the nightclub with the score, 303 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:15,903 and then, boom! 304 00:13:15,936 --> 00:13:17,104 You're XP doubles like crazy, 305 00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:18,938 and all the new weapons unlock. 306 00:13:18,971 --> 00:13:20,841 Including the machete. 307 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,980 MOM: I don't think you'll be playing this game. 308 00:13:31,784 --> 00:13:34,887 Ah, another satisfied customer. 309 00:13:34,921 --> 00:13:36,355 What is wrong with people? 310 00:13:36,389 --> 00:13:37,490 It's just a game. 311 00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:38,491 Preach. 312 00:13:38,524 --> 00:13:39,860 Is that slushie? 313 00:13:39,893 --> 00:13:40,726 Yeah! 314 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,862 Seth and douche squad send their regards. 315 00:13:42,895 --> 00:13:44,931 (SIGHS) Max, I'm sorry. 316 00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:47,234 He's such an asshole. 317 00:13:47,267 --> 00:13:48,802 He's just jealous. 318 00:13:48,835 --> 00:13:49,903 Wait... 319 00:13:49,936 --> 00:13:51,305 What do you mean? 320 00:13:51,337 --> 00:13:52,206 Um... 321 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:57,811 I mean, you're a better coder and gamer and... 322 00:13:57,844 --> 00:13:58,713 You know. 323 00:14:00,279 --> 00:14:01,115 Oh. 324 00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:05,918 As I make the harsh switch from VR 325 00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:09,856 to normal, boring-ass R, do mine eyes deceive me, 326 00:14:09,889 --> 00:14:12,893 or is that Max Reload I see arriving late 327 00:14:12,926 --> 00:14:14,895 yet again and very unkempt? 328 00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:16,263 What up, Chuck? 329 00:14:16,929 --> 00:14:18,397 Don't "what up Chuck" me! 330 00:14:18,431 --> 00:14:21,235 You two, come hither back to my chamber! 331 00:14:21,268 --> 00:14:22,469 Entrance granted. 332 00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:23,503 Copy that. 333 00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:27,875 (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC) 334 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:33,312 Max! 335 00:14:33,346 --> 00:14:34,181 (LAUGHING) 336 00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:35,082 Max! 337 00:14:36,383 --> 00:14:37,216 Hey, Liz. 338 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:38,085 Amazing. 339 00:14:38,118 --> 00:14:39,419 He rolls in late and... 340 00:14:39,451 --> 00:14:40,854 no punishment. 341 00:14:40,886 --> 00:14:42,321 He's so the golden child. 342 00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:43,322 You know what? 343 00:14:43,355 --> 00:14:45,024 Lizbeth is right for a change. 344 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:45,958 You were late, man, 345 00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:47,961 and I should call attention to tardiness. 346 00:14:47,994 --> 00:14:50,864 Why is thou lateth again? 347 00:14:50,897 --> 00:14:52,399 Sorry, Chuck. 348 00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:55,235 We got caught up in a little bit of a loot quest. 349 00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:56,436 Oh! 350 00:14:56,469 --> 00:14:58,539 But unfortunately we lost track of time. 351 00:14:58,572 --> 00:14:59,572 Well you didn't say that, man. 352 00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:02,442 Did thou succeedeth in thy quest? 353 00:15:02,475 --> 00:15:04,879 Sadly, no, we didn't-ith. 354 00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:07,046 But I was close! 355 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,483 I'm still ranked number two in North America. 356 00:15:09,515 --> 00:15:12,552 Well, young ward, extra lives unto you 357 00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:14,288 to fight on to another day. 358 00:15:14,321 --> 00:15:16,255 You know, you really should be considering East Forge. 359 00:15:16,288 --> 00:15:17,824 You guys should put together a squad, 360 00:15:17,857 --> 00:15:19,158 team of some sort, you know? 361 00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:21,360 Yeah, we would if we could agree on a team name. 362 00:15:21,394 --> 00:15:22,495 Oh... 363 00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:25,131 I always thought the Nuclear Nerds was kinda cool. 364 00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:26,500 "Nerds" is an old-school term, 365 00:15:26,533 --> 00:15:29,168 but it's now become empowered. 366 00:15:29,201 --> 00:15:30,538 And "nuclear"... 367 00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:34,441 That's as powerful as it gets. 368 00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:37,009 Oh, that is good, Chuck! 369 00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:39,446 That's not too shabby. 370 00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:40,881 Was that pandering? 371 00:15:40,913 --> 00:15:42,515 Were you pandering to me, Max? 372 00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:43,983 Max in all the slacks? 373 00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:46,086 I always put you high above everyone else, 374 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,321 and this is what happens to me? 375 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:48,187 Guess what. 376 00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:50,122 That just earned you bathroom duty! 377 00:15:50,155 --> 00:15:51,190 Justice, am I right? 378 00:15:51,224 --> 00:15:52,059 Thank you! (HIGH-FIVING) 379 00:15:52,091 --> 00:15:52,925 You're welcome. 380 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,494 And guess what, I had Indian for lunch. 381 00:15:54,527 --> 00:15:56,296 I know, everyone warned me against it, 382 00:15:56,328 --> 00:15:57,597 including my mother, man, 383 00:15:57,630 --> 00:16:00,399 but I had extra curry on top of the Curry Surprise. 384 00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:02,635 So guess what's comin' out thick and creamy. 385 00:16:02,668 --> 00:16:04,971 My Indian lunch, and you're gonna follow it 386 00:16:05,004 --> 00:16:07,975 into the bathroom, so that's what you get 387 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:08,642 for that... (INTERCOM CRACKLES) 388 00:16:08,674 --> 00:16:09,475 REGGIE: Yo, Chuck! 389 00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:11,278 Steve's here! 390 00:16:11,311 --> 00:16:13,113 Well send him back! 391 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,249 Business. 392 00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:17,084 Steve! 393 00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:18,951 Man, in Steve I believe! 394 00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:20,988 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. 395 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:21,988 It's heavy. 396 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,891 What are you saying, I couldn't handle it? 397 00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:24,824 Kidding. 398 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,927 I got tons more in the truck, too, bro. 399 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,961 Liz. 400 00:16:27,994 --> 00:16:29,495 Hell yeah, dog! 401 00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:30,596 Hey! 402 00:16:30,629 --> 00:16:31,530 Randall! 403 00:16:31,563 --> 00:16:32,432 It's... 404 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,336 The Hard Light VR Haptic Feedback Vest, man! 405 00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:41,575 This is the holy grail of virtual reality gut punches! 406 00:16:41,607 --> 00:16:45,144 You put this on, and everything you feel in VR 407 00:16:45,177 --> 00:16:48,347 feels more real, and I mean everything you feel. 408 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,582 If you feel self-doubt, 409 00:16:49,615 --> 00:16:52,119 you're gonna feel haptic self-doubt, man! 410 00:16:52,152 --> 00:16:53,420 If you feel self-loathing, 411 00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:55,422 you're gonna feel haptic self-loathing! 412 00:16:55,455 --> 00:16:56,623 Thank you, Steve! 413 00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:59,392 I know exactly what I'm gonna do for the next 48 hours. 414 00:16:59,426 --> 00:17:01,528 So you're gonna wear this thing for 48 hours? 415 00:17:01,561 --> 00:17:02,528 Damn skippy! 416 00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:05,231 For the next 48 hours, I'm gonna be all in VR, 417 00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:08,168 so this is my VR-mor, if you will. 418 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,502 Whoa, bro. 419 00:17:09,536 --> 00:17:12,005 Playing games for two days straight? 420 00:17:12,038 --> 00:17:13,140 That... 421 00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:15,107 is some serious stamina. 422 00:17:15,141 --> 00:17:16,410 Playing games? 423 00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:19,111 Steve, man, I thought I had 424 00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:20,980 all the respect in the world for you. 425 00:17:21,013 --> 00:17:22,014 Playing games? 426 00:17:22,048 --> 00:17:23,549 This ain't' playin' games, son! 427 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:25,052 This is V... 428 00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:26,119 R! 429 00:17:26,152 --> 00:17:27,321 VR, man! 430 00:17:27,354 --> 00:17:29,556 You don't play a game; you are the game! 431 00:17:29,588 --> 00:17:30,957 You're experiencing. 432 00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:32,125 That's what the R in VR is. 433 00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:33,659 You "R" there, doin' it. 434 00:17:33,692 --> 00:17:36,363 So you're not just sittin' there, playing hockey on a game. 435 00:17:36,395 --> 00:17:38,130 You're in the rink! 436 00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:41,067 VR is for those of us who are grown up enough 437 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:43,437 to wear something like this around the house. 438 00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:46,673 Kids, unless the stores on fire this weekend, 439 00:17:46,705 --> 00:17:49,442 I am not to be bothered when I am jacked in! 440 00:17:49,476 --> 00:17:52,379 (CHUCKLES) Endurance trial, yes! 441 00:17:52,412 --> 00:17:53,313 So cool. 442 00:17:53,346 --> 00:17:54,314 He knows. 443 00:17:54,346 --> 00:17:55,214 Signature, please. 444 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,115 Thanks. 445 00:17:57,282 --> 00:17:58,117 STEVE: Thank you. 446 00:17:58,151 --> 00:17:58,986 So... 447 00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:00,988 the rest of the boxes? 448 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,990 Not here, Reggie! 449 00:18:03,022 --> 00:18:04,256 You guys do it in the other room. 450 00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:07,226 You and Lizbeth unpack and catalog there. 451 00:18:07,259 --> 00:18:09,496 Back here, the grown men 452 00:18:09,528 --> 00:18:11,731 are gonna be trying on our fancy boy outfits. 453 00:18:11,765 --> 00:18:12,733 Just look at this. 454 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,168 There's so many snaps and buttons and straps. 455 00:18:15,201 --> 00:18:16,035 I'm gonna need a normie, 456 00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,570 a thin kid to help me out with this, 457 00:18:17,604 --> 00:18:19,706 'cause I'm sure this one goes some place 458 00:18:19,739 --> 00:18:23,276 I ain't seen in like at least 12 to 13 years. 459 00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:25,412 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 460 00:18:25,444 --> 00:18:28,648 (ZIPPING AND SNAPPING) 461 00:18:43,797 --> 00:18:46,200 (WHIRRING) 462 00:19:01,114 --> 00:19:02,481 (GROANS) 463 00:19:02,515 --> 00:19:03,550 Hey, listen. 464 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:04,617 Why don't you come to the gym with me sometime? 465 00:19:04,651 --> 00:19:06,686 I'll teach you all the ropes, and I'll spot you. 466 00:19:06,719 --> 00:19:07,820 That would be amazing. 467 00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:09,456 I've been thinking about getting a membership somewhere. 468 00:19:09,489 --> 00:19:12,425 And I also try to do my 1,000 steps every day. 469 00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:13,560 Sweet! 470 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:14,427 (CHUCKLES) 471 00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:16,195 Well, it's gettin' to be that time. 472 00:19:16,229 --> 00:19:17,663 Got more loads to deliver. 473 00:19:17,696 --> 00:19:18,765 Steve-O, out. 474 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,468 Bye, Steve. 475 00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:26,605 (GRUNTS) Got more loads to deliver. 476 00:19:26,638 --> 00:19:27,473 Ugh! 477 00:19:27,507 --> 00:19:28,174 Gross! 478 00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,576 And "I try to get my steps in"? 479 00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:30,710 Who are you? 480 00:19:30,743 --> 00:19:33,712 By the way, Chuck is officially suited up, off the grid. 481 00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:35,249 We're on our own. 482 00:19:36,682 --> 00:19:38,751 John Carmack, hands down. 483 00:19:38,785 --> 00:19:41,455 Wolfenstein 3D, Doom, Quake? 484 00:19:41,488 --> 00:19:43,523 I mean, come on, the dude's a complete legend. 485 00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:46,293 Plus, I hear he's like a legit aerospace engineer. 486 00:19:46,326 --> 00:19:48,495 Yeah, sure, but he didn't pioneer the movement. 487 00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:50,363 He was like second or third wave. 488 00:19:50,395 --> 00:19:52,164 Dude, is Miyamoto. 489 00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:54,367 Donkey Kong, Mario? 490 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,436 Draws that shit by hand. 491 00:19:56,469 --> 00:19:59,239 The guys a French knight who's Japanese. 492 00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:00,240 Respect. 493 00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:03,509 But guys, I'm talking about the most legendary 494 00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:06,312 and influential game developer of all time. 495 00:20:06,346 --> 00:20:07,480 Here we go again. 496 00:20:07,513 --> 00:20:09,248 Our hometown here... 497 00:20:09,281 --> 00:20:10,216 Eugene Wylder! 498 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,786 Creator of the Nether series! 499 00:20:12,818 --> 00:20:13,686 Guys! 500 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,554 The one and only! 501 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:16,690 You think any of this would have happened 502 00:20:16,722 --> 00:20:18,892 if it wasn't for the pixel master himself? 503 00:20:18,924 --> 00:20:21,327 All right, check it out, legit. 504 00:20:21,361 --> 00:20:24,397 (INTENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 505 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,500 NARRATOR: The year: 1984. 506 00:20:26,532 --> 00:20:30,269 The location: Wylde Child Games in small town Middletown. 507 00:20:30,303 --> 00:20:32,539 A revolutionary console video game 508 00:20:32,571 --> 00:20:34,773 and best-selling fantasy franchise 509 00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:39,145 lies solely in the hands of two rogue video game creators. 510 00:20:39,179 --> 00:20:41,413 Barton Grabowski and Eugene Wylder 511 00:20:41,446 --> 00:20:44,250 develop the groundbreaking Nether game series 512 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,586 for the ColecoVision home entertainment system. 513 00:20:46,618 --> 00:20:49,688 The dynamic duo are seen here, working on the last 514 00:20:49,721 --> 00:20:54,326 Wylde Child Games installment, Nether Dungeon. 515 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:56,862 Geno, you've totally outdone yourself, man! 516 00:20:56,895 --> 00:20:58,597 You are amazing! 517 00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:02,369 And you are way too close to me right now. 518 00:21:03,603 --> 00:21:04,671 FAN: He's a genius! 519 00:21:04,703 --> 00:21:07,173 NARRATOR: They met in the sandbox in grade school. 520 00:21:07,207 --> 00:21:09,276 Best friends Eugene and Bart 521 00:21:09,308 --> 00:21:11,778 became known as the bad boys of gaming, 522 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:15,247 working hard and playing even harder. 523 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,917 (CAR ZOOMS) 524 00:21:17,951 --> 00:21:20,354 (GRUNTING) 525 00:21:24,624 --> 00:21:27,626 We did two million units and change 526 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:31,230 on our last release, Nether Scrolls. 527 00:21:31,263 --> 00:21:34,800 And this go around, the demand is just so much higher, 528 00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,803 not just in terms of financials, 529 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:39,506 but graphics, story, the whole thing. 530 00:21:39,538 --> 00:21:42,342 FAN: Sorry, can you sign this? 531 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,344 This is gonna be a real game changer 532 00:21:45,377 --> 00:21:47,646 for the way our fans experience these games. 533 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,216 We're working really hard on it, 534 00:21:49,249 --> 00:21:51,585 and it's going to be radical. 535 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,287 NARRATOR: With high-dollar profits at stake 536 00:21:54,319 --> 00:21:56,855 and growing expectations from investors and fans, 537 00:21:56,888 --> 00:22:00,993 the stress level mounted for the gurus at Wylde Child Games. 538 00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:03,830 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 539 00:22:04,931 --> 00:22:06,399 I'm working here! 540 00:22:06,432 --> 00:22:07,400 Piss off! 541 00:22:07,432 --> 00:22:09,935 NARRATOR: Alcohol and drugs, caffeine pills 542 00:22:09,969 --> 00:22:12,772 and store-bought bakery goods would come to be known 543 00:22:12,805 --> 00:22:15,575 as Eugene's Ho Hos and Hoes phase. 544 00:22:15,607 --> 00:22:16,775 New high score! 545 00:22:16,808 --> 00:22:18,677 NARRATOR: Ravaging his brilliant mind 546 00:22:18,711 --> 00:22:20,480 and halting development. 547 00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:24,250 Sadly, Nether Dungeon would never see the light of day. 548 00:22:24,284 --> 00:22:25,018 (SIREN WAILING) 549 00:22:25,050 --> 00:22:27,987 (FIREMAN SHOUTING) 550 00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:33,626 Yeah, it's a total loss. 551 00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:36,930 I'm not at liberty to comment on the cause right now, 552 00:22:36,962 --> 00:22:40,666 but my team will be investigating over the next few days 553 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:41,534 any possib... 554 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:42,902 Hey, Chief, it's definitely arson. 555 00:22:42,934 --> 00:22:44,837 I'm having the guys pull extra lines. 556 00:22:44,871 --> 00:22:47,608 (SIREN WAILING) 557 00:22:53,913 --> 00:22:55,080 This isn't live, is it? 558 00:22:55,114 --> 00:22:58,018 NARRATOR: Allegations of sabotage and insurance fraud 559 00:22:58,050 --> 00:23:00,819 were the only thing rising from the ashes 560 00:23:00,853 --> 00:23:02,956 of Wylde Child Games. 561 00:23:02,989 --> 00:23:05,858 Tragically, Nether Dungeon and the rekindling 562 00:23:05,892 --> 00:23:09,596 between Wylder and Grabowski would never materialize. 563 00:23:09,628 --> 00:23:11,798 The Wylde Child catalog was sold off 564 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:14,466 to rival gaming giant Konicom, 565 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,835 which released future installments 566 00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:18,637 of the Nether series to mixed reviews. 567 00:23:18,671 --> 00:23:20,606 Nether Dungeons, never happening! 568 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,675 Now back off! 569 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,009 NARRATOR: Eugene fell of the map into seclusion, 570 00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,445 some speculate leaving the country. 571 00:23:26,479 --> 00:23:29,348 Barton Grabowski invested what financial resources 572 00:23:29,382 --> 00:23:31,851 he had left in the arcade business, 573 00:23:31,884 --> 00:23:33,819 founding Cobra Arcade Bar, 574 00:23:33,853 --> 00:23:37,590 a hip arcade that serves adult beverages. 575 00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:40,360 This concludes this week's Arcade Heroes. 576 00:23:40,393 --> 00:23:41,494 I rest my case. 577 00:23:41,527 --> 00:23:42,761 What they don't tell you in this video 578 00:23:42,795 --> 00:23:45,832 is that Wylder made such a perfectly badass game 579 00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:48,668 that rival game companies colluded to burn down his building 580 00:23:48,701 --> 00:23:50,970 and destroy every copy of the Neter Dungeon. 581 00:23:51,002 --> 00:23:53,038 They threatened him so he wouldn't release it. 582 00:23:53,071 --> 00:23:55,040 Your man crush for this burnout Wylder 583 00:23:55,074 --> 00:23:58,745 and, frankly, al things retro is highly concerning. 584 00:23:58,778 --> 00:23:59,778 I don't know. 585 00:23:59,811 --> 00:24:00,746 He seemed pretty cool. 586 00:24:00,779 --> 00:24:01,614 Yeah. 587 00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:04,083 You agree with everything Max says. 588 00:24:04,116 --> 00:24:04,983 Come on. 589 00:24:05,017 --> 00:24:06,920 It's time to bounce. 590 00:24:06,952 --> 00:24:08,020 See you later, buddy. 591 00:24:08,054 --> 00:24:08,888 What? 592 00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:09,855 Guys, come on! 593 00:24:09,888 --> 00:24:11,090 Don't you want to stay til my shift's up? 594 00:24:11,124 --> 00:24:11,791 Come on! 595 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,793 No one comes in on weeknights! 596 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,861 And who knows what Chuck's doing back there? 597 00:24:14,894 --> 00:24:16,563 It's all-you-can-eat at Pistol Pete's, dude. 598 00:24:16,596 --> 00:24:17,763 Catch you online tonight, then? 599 00:24:17,797 --> 00:24:18,631 I'm there. 600 00:24:18,663 --> 00:24:19,598 Maybe. 601 00:24:19,632 --> 00:24:20,967 Oh, hey, someone's gotta clean the bathroom. 602 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Bye! 603 00:24:22,034 --> 00:24:25,505 (GRUMBLES) Oh my god. 604 00:24:31,911 --> 00:24:35,716 (ENERGETIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 605 00:24:39,618 --> 00:24:40,619 So smooth! 606 00:24:42,788 --> 00:24:43,656 So soft. 607 00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:47,894 Round, brown, oh, yes. 608 00:24:50,997 --> 00:24:51,865 So wet. 609 00:24:55,468 --> 00:24:56,836 (SCRUBBING) 610 00:24:56,868 --> 00:24:57,803 (WHIRRING) 611 00:24:57,836 --> 00:24:58,904 Welcome to Fallout! 612 00:24:58,938 --> 00:25:00,807 Just a minute! 613 00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:02,775 Sorry about that, I... 614 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,683 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 615 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:12,785 What? 616 00:25:14,787 --> 00:25:16,489 Hey! 617 00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:17,923 Hey! 618 00:25:17,957 --> 00:25:20,427 I can give you store credit! 619 00:25:32,637 --> 00:25:33,506 No way. 620 00:25:34,707 --> 00:25:38,044 (INTENSE MUSIC) 621 00:25:38,076 --> 00:25:39,945 Chuck, are you messing with me, dude, 'cause... 622 00:25:39,979 --> 00:25:41,748 (GIRL SCREAMS) 623 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:42,615 Chuck? 624 00:25:43,982 --> 00:25:46,852 (GIRLS SCREAMING) 625 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,022 Look at my dick! 626 00:25:49,055 --> 00:25:51,525 Man, I love virtual flasher. 627 00:25:52,825 --> 00:25:53,860 Yo, dude, you close up yet? 628 00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:55,028 Pistol Pete's is poppin'! 629 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:55,861 Reg... 630 00:25:55,894 --> 00:25:58,597 Dude, are you messin' with me, man? 631 00:25:58,631 --> 00:25:59,466 Don't lie. 632 00:25:59,499 --> 00:26:00,133 I can't hear you, dude. 633 00:26:00,165 --> 00:26:01,201 It's loud in here. 634 00:26:01,233 --> 00:26:02,968 Is this like a practical joke or something, dude? 635 00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:04,203 What's up, barbarian? 636 00:26:04,237 --> 00:26:05,538 You comin' down or what? 637 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:06,371 Tell me the truth. 638 00:26:06,404 --> 00:26:07,740 Did you leave a box of stuff here? 639 00:26:07,772 --> 00:26:08,707 I mean, come on. 640 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:09,776 It's pretty obvious. 641 00:26:09,808 --> 00:26:11,510 Max, we're off the clock, dude. 642 00:26:11,544 --> 00:26:12,679 Get your ass down here. 643 00:26:12,711 --> 00:26:15,481 He's dippin' in the barbecue sauce again like a psycho. 644 00:26:15,515 --> 00:26:17,050 REGGIE: Why you gotta give me up like that? 645 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:19,018 Because it's weird. (GIGGLES) 646 00:26:19,050 --> 00:26:19,885 REGGIE: All right, dude. 647 00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:20,787 Bye. 648 00:26:22,054 --> 00:26:24,858 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 649 00:26:50,115 --> 00:26:51,217 Boy! (SCREAMS) 650 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:54,019 You are louder than a pig in purgatory. 651 00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:56,756 You gotta work on your heel-toe. 652 00:26:56,788 --> 00:26:58,657 What's that for? 653 00:26:58,691 --> 00:27:00,159 Is it okay if I use this? 654 00:27:00,192 --> 00:27:01,627 Well, it belonged to your dad. 655 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:02,929 I mean, the screen isn't much use to anyb... 656 00:27:02,961 --> 00:27:03,796 'Kay, cool. 657 00:27:03,828 --> 00:27:04,864 Thank you, gramps. 658 00:27:04,896 --> 00:27:05,999 I can't even see my reflection in that screen, 659 00:27:06,031 --> 00:27:08,201 but then, who gives a shit? 660 00:27:08,233 --> 00:27:09,735 I don't give a shit. 661 00:27:09,769 --> 00:27:12,705 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 662 00:27:42,233 --> 00:27:45,170 Dare you enter the Nether Dungeon 663 00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:48,575 in the fight for the ages? 664 00:27:56,082 --> 00:27:58,018 Make a name for myself. 665 00:28:00,118 --> 00:28:00,919 What up? 666 00:28:00,952 --> 00:28:03,355 This is Max Jenkins, AKA Max Reload. 667 00:28:03,388 --> 00:28:07,326 Guys, I have come into possession of a legit, 668 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,996 long-lost copy of a Nether Dungeon cartridge. 669 00:28:11,029 --> 00:28:12,965 It's the only one known in existence, so... 670 00:28:12,999 --> 00:28:14,668 it's pretty badass. 671 00:28:15,968 --> 00:28:18,304 It's crazy badass, man! 672 00:28:18,336 --> 00:28:20,038 Well... 673 00:28:20,071 --> 00:28:22,375 welcome to my play-through. 674 00:28:22,407 --> 00:28:24,076 Let's make history. 675 00:28:35,421 --> 00:28:39,092 (INTENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 676 00:29:04,349 --> 00:29:07,286 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 677 00:29:10,021 --> 00:29:13,092 (VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 678 00:29:22,367 --> 00:29:24,703 Time to put up or shut up. 679 00:29:55,134 --> 00:29:56,001 What the? 680 00:29:56,969 --> 00:29:57,836 That's it? 681 00:30:00,405 --> 00:30:01,740 Well... 682 00:30:01,773 --> 00:30:03,408 You saw it here first, folks. 683 00:30:03,442 --> 00:30:05,811 The rarest game on the planet, 684 00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,314 beat in one sitting by yours truly. 685 00:30:08,346 --> 00:30:11,817 You saw it here first on Max Reload's Game Hub. 686 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:12,819 Ah, man. 687 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,955 I bet you guys wish you could play it, too, huh? 688 00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:19,392 That would make me legend status for sure. 689 00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:30,003 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 690 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,483 (INTENSE MUSIC) 691 00:30:44,517 --> 00:30:47,286 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 692 00:30:47,318 --> 00:30:50,056 (ALARM BLARING) 693 00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:04,537 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 694 00:31:04,569 --> 00:31:06,204 Holy shit! 695 00:31:06,238 --> 00:31:07,073 Shit, shit, shit! 696 00:31:07,105 --> 00:31:08,074 No, no, no, no, no, no! 697 00:31:08,106 --> 00:31:09,174 Penelope, no! 698 00:31:10,342 --> 00:31:14,247 (FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTING) 699 00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:15,147 Shit. 700 00:31:18,384 --> 00:31:19,251 Shit. 701 00:31:21,487 --> 00:31:22,355 Dammit. 702 00:31:25,156 --> 00:31:27,894 (PHONE RINGING) 703 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,234 What? (PHONE RINGING) 704 00:31:35,267 --> 00:31:36,135 Oh, god. 705 00:31:37,502 --> 00:31:38,336 What? 706 00:31:38,369 --> 00:31:39,237 Max! 707 00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:40,239 Holy cow, man! 708 00:31:40,271 --> 00:31:41,105 Where have you been? 709 00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:42,909 Have you seen you're freaking site? 710 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:44,242 No, my... 711 00:31:44,276 --> 00:31:47,079 rig got fried in the storm last night. 712 00:31:47,112 --> 00:31:48,848 Freaking surge protector. 713 00:31:48,881 --> 00:31:49,949 I haven't seen shit. 714 00:31:49,981 --> 00:31:51,116 What storm? 715 00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:51,984 Dude, whatever! 716 00:31:52,017 --> 00:31:52,884 Get to the store, okay? 717 00:31:52,917 --> 00:31:53,985 This is off the charts! 718 00:31:54,019 --> 00:31:54,854 I mean... 719 00:31:54,886 --> 00:31:56,321 Nether Dungeon? 720 00:31:56,355 --> 00:31:57,390 Yo, dingleberry... 721 00:31:57,423 --> 00:31:58,524 you're late again. 722 00:31:58,557 --> 00:32:00,326 Get your ass to work. 723 00:32:00,358 --> 00:32:01,359 What time is it? 724 00:32:01,393 --> 00:32:02,294 6:00 p.m., dude. 725 00:32:02,327 --> 00:32:03,127 You're like beyond late, but don't worry. 726 00:32:03,162 --> 00:32:04,896 Chuck's still like balls deep in VR. 727 00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:08,500 (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 728 00:32:08,534 --> 00:32:10,136 Yeah, it's super gnarly in there. 729 00:32:10,169 --> 00:32:11,871 I'm pretty sure he shit his pants. 730 00:32:11,903 --> 00:32:13,173 - Not it! - Not it! 731 00:32:14,973 --> 00:32:15,807 Holy crap! 732 00:32:15,842 --> 00:32:17,910 Dude, people are sharing it like crazy! 733 00:32:17,942 --> 00:32:20,879 You're telling me that some dude in a suit 734 00:32:20,913 --> 00:32:23,849 just came in and dropped off that box last night and left? 735 00:32:23,883 --> 00:32:25,617 And that the only known version 736 00:32:25,651 --> 00:32:27,286 of the Nether Dungeon was in it? 737 00:32:27,318 --> 00:32:28,620 I know it sounds nuts. 738 00:32:28,653 --> 00:32:30,122 I mean, I've been wanting to play this game 739 00:32:30,154 --> 00:32:31,056 since I could hold a controller. 740 00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:33,558 But I'm telling you, that's what happened. 741 00:32:33,592 --> 00:32:38,464 It was like I knew every move, like it was made for me. 742 00:32:38,497 --> 00:32:39,565 I beat it in one shot. 743 00:32:39,597 --> 00:32:43,301 Then, I emulated to my site, and my rig gets fried. 744 00:32:43,335 --> 00:32:44,871 Okay, that sucks. 745 00:32:44,903 --> 00:32:46,071 But major street cred. 746 00:32:46,105 --> 00:32:47,606 I mean, it's just so rad, the fact that you even got it 747 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:48,941 and then uploaded it. 748 00:32:48,973 --> 00:32:49,774 Are you kidding me? 749 00:32:49,807 --> 00:32:50,910 I don't know how you guys stomach 750 00:32:50,942 --> 00:32:52,944 all that crusty retro stuff. 751 00:32:52,978 --> 00:32:57,083 It's all about polygon count and texture mapping. 752 00:32:57,115 --> 00:32:58,317 Hey, are you guys gonna help me 753 00:32:58,349 --> 00:32:59,651 with this new display or what? 754 00:32:59,684 --> 00:33:00,552 No. 755 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,154 No appreciation. 756 00:33:03,188 --> 00:33:04,523 Ugh, you didn't even play it? 757 00:33:04,556 --> 00:33:05,625 Pass. 758 00:33:05,657 --> 00:33:07,158 And you know what, Max? 759 00:33:07,192 --> 00:33:09,996 I bet that game is worth a lot of money on eBay. 760 00:33:10,028 --> 00:33:11,029 Whoa. 761 00:33:11,064 --> 00:33:12,999 This kid is totally trolling you in the vlog. 762 00:33:13,031 --> 00:33:13,932 What? 763 00:33:13,965 --> 00:33:14,866 Let me tell you something 764 00:33:14,901 --> 00:33:17,303 about this Nether Dungeon play-through. 765 00:33:17,336 --> 00:33:19,305 It's fake with a capital F. 766 00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:22,607 Guys, obviously this Max Reload loser 767 00:33:22,641 --> 00:33:26,178 faked the gameplay footage, he's faking the walkthrough, 768 00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:28,480 just so he can gain subscribers. 769 00:33:28,513 --> 00:33:30,081 Look, I get it, Max. 770 00:33:30,115 --> 00:33:31,951 I've got a YouTube channel, too, buddy! 771 00:33:31,983 --> 00:33:33,051 Buy know what you just did... 772 00:33:33,085 --> 00:33:33,920 What? 773 00:33:33,952 --> 00:33:34,586 Ah, this tool! 774 00:33:34,619 --> 00:33:35,520 Okay, screw him. 775 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,190 I believe you, and people are loving it. 776 00:33:38,222 --> 00:33:39,125 Hey. 777 00:33:39,157 --> 00:33:41,993 Remember that Wylder game? 778 00:33:42,027 --> 00:33:43,496 Yo, you have to check this out. 779 00:33:43,528 --> 00:33:45,265 Pull up his website. 780 00:33:46,664 --> 00:33:48,600 Way ahead of you, bro. 781 00:33:48,634 --> 00:33:51,069 I already pulled it up and finished downloading. 782 00:33:51,103 --> 00:33:52,605 This is why I get the big chair. 783 00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:54,105 Well, all right, kids. 784 00:33:54,138 --> 00:33:56,207 We've got some exciting news for you. 785 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,510 The rumors, I've sure you've heard them before, 786 00:33:58,544 --> 00:34:00,947 about Nether Dungeons actually existing 787 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:02,682 and surfacing are true. 788 00:34:02,714 --> 00:34:03,648 I am so stoked. 789 00:34:03,682 --> 00:34:04,750 All right? 790 00:34:04,782 --> 00:34:07,419 You're gonna be a gaming legend with all these hits. 791 00:34:07,452 --> 00:34:08,320 Yeah. 792 00:34:11,422 --> 00:34:14,026 I don't buy it for a second. 793 00:34:16,027 --> 00:34:17,329 What a douche! 794 00:34:17,362 --> 00:34:19,065 You think it's the real deal? 795 00:34:19,097 --> 00:34:20,298 No freaking way. 796 00:34:20,331 --> 00:34:22,434 That loser had to have made this garbage. 797 00:34:22,467 --> 00:34:23,469 Fake. 798 00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:24,469 He thinks he's so smart 799 00:34:24,503 --> 00:34:26,405 running all this hype through his own site. 800 00:34:26,438 --> 00:34:28,673 Actually, it is pretty smart. 801 00:34:28,706 --> 00:34:30,175 I wish I had thought of it. 802 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:32,077 But, not for long. 803 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:34,346 I found a backdoor and copied the script, 804 00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:36,382 so it's free to play and download everywhere 805 00:34:36,414 --> 00:34:37,750 through our site now. 806 00:34:37,782 --> 00:34:39,150 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 807 00:34:39,184 --> 00:34:40,553 I also embedded a worm to steal 808 00:34:40,585 --> 00:34:42,754 users' email lists and spread it. 809 00:34:42,788 --> 00:34:46,257 Say goodbye to those hits, Maxie. 810 00:34:46,291 --> 00:34:49,327 Oh, and, icing on the cake, I also ported it 811 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,098 to mobile platform, so no emulator required. 812 00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:53,766 You rock! 813 00:34:53,798 --> 00:34:54,567 I know I do. 814 00:34:54,599 --> 00:34:57,369 This is gonna go wide, my friends. 815 00:34:57,402 --> 00:35:00,672 (ALARM BLARING) 816 00:35:00,706 --> 00:35:02,375 I mean, it's like destiny, you know? 817 00:35:02,407 --> 00:35:06,211 How crazy is it that that game found its way to me? 818 00:35:06,244 --> 00:35:07,078 LIZ: Yeah. 819 00:35:07,112 --> 00:35:07,780 Whatever you say, dude? 820 00:35:07,813 --> 00:35:08,646 Right, Reg? 821 00:35:08,679 --> 00:35:09,347 Back me up. 822 00:35:09,380 --> 00:35:12,283 I mean, it's beyond coincidence. 823 00:35:12,317 --> 00:35:13,318 Reg? 824 00:35:13,351 --> 00:35:14,519 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 825 00:35:14,552 --> 00:35:15,554 Holy shit! 826 00:35:15,586 --> 00:35:17,188 Reggie, what the hell, man? 827 00:35:17,222 --> 00:35:18,224 Seriously? 828 00:35:18,257 --> 00:35:19,492 Your eyes, man, your eyes! 829 00:35:19,525 --> 00:35:20,726 What's wrong with you? 830 00:35:20,759 --> 00:35:22,293 (SCREAMS) 831 00:35:22,327 --> 00:35:23,729 Reggie, what the hell, man? 832 00:35:23,762 --> 00:35:24,597 Oh my god. 833 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:25,463 You okay? 834 00:35:25,496 --> 00:35:26,331 Yeah. 835 00:35:26,364 --> 00:35:27,299 I mean, no. 836 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,568 I got this. 837 00:35:32,070 --> 00:35:33,739 You need to calm... 838 00:35:33,771 --> 00:35:34,606 down. 839 00:35:34,639 --> 00:35:35,473 Reggie! 840 00:35:35,507 --> 00:35:37,076 Reggie, stop it! 841 00:35:37,108 --> 00:35:37,742 Dude! 842 00:35:37,775 --> 00:35:39,611 Okay, Reggie, Reggie, hey! 843 00:35:39,644 --> 00:35:41,079 Slow down! 844 00:35:41,112 --> 00:35:41,746 Liz? 845 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:42,648 Liz, you good? 846 00:35:42,681 --> 00:35:45,284 No, I mean, his eyes are glowing red! 847 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,152 Reggie! 848 00:35:46,184 --> 00:35:46,818 Chuck! 849 00:35:46,851 --> 00:35:48,119 Chuck! 850 00:35:48,152 --> 00:35:49,288 Oh, you want some of this? 851 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,523 You wanna a piece, too? 852 00:35:50,556 --> 00:35:51,657 What about you? 853 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,659 Oh yeah, here we go! 854 00:35:53,692 --> 00:35:56,496 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 855 00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:58,764 MASKED MAN: Hey, Nether dick ... 856 00:35:58,797 --> 00:36:01,199 (BLASTING) 857 00:36:13,112 --> 00:36:13,780 Reggie! 858 00:36:14,746 --> 00:36:15,614 Reggie? 859 00:36:15,646 --> 00:36:16,481 Hey. 860 00:36:16,514 --> 00:36:17,650 What did you do? 861 00:36:17,682 --> 00:36:19,385 MASKED MAN: I saved your bacon, kid. 862 00:36:19,418 --> 00:36:20,251 Boom! 863 00:36:20,284 --> 00:36:21,219 High score. 864 00:36:22,186 --> 00:36:23,288 I saved both of you. 865 00:36:23,322 --> 00:36:24,155 You're welcome. 866 00:36:24,188 --> 00:36:25,290 You killed Reggie! 867 00:36:25,324 --> 00:36:26,157 Uh... 868 00:36:26,190 --> 00:36:27,625 How's that? 869 00:36:27,659 --> 00:36:28,528 No. 870 00:36:29,195 --> 00:36:31,597 No, I didn't kill anybody, did I? 871 00:36:31,630 --> 00:36:32,465 Oh boy. 872 00:36:32,498 --> 00:36:33,566 (GASPS) 873 00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:34,432 Oh my god. 874 00:36:34,465 --> 00:36:35,835 Now, see? 875 00:36:35,867 --> 00:36:37,436 You scared me there, kid. 876 00:36:37,469 --> 00:36:39,105 Wait. 877 00:36:39,137 --> 00:36:40,038 You're Eugene... 878 00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:41,539 Eugene Wylder, yeah, the one and only. 879 00:36:41,572 --> 00:36:42,574 And you... 880 00:36:42,608 --> 00:36:44,276 are Max, right? 881 00:36:44,309 --> 00:36:46,378 The little turd that ported my game 882 00:36:46,411 --> 00:36:49,815 and set this whole shit show in motion. 883 00:36:49,847 --> 00:36:51,317 No. 884 00:36:51,349 --> 00:36:53,751 You have no idea what you're messin' with, kid. 885 00:36:53,784 --> 00:36:56,422 Supernatural malevolence from ages long past 886 00:36:56,454 --> 00:36:58,490 melded with supreme power over mankind. 887 00:36:58,523 --> 00:37:01,259 Communications, gaming, tech. 888 00:37:01,293 --> 00:37:03,461 You know what, the less you know, the better. 889 00:37:03,494 --> 00:37:06,364 I have no idea what you just said, but it sounds awesome. 890 00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:07,298 Yeah, you know what's awesome? 891 00:37:07,331 --> 00:37:08,634 My helmet is awesome. 892 00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:11,237 My blasters are awesome. 893 00:37:11,269 --> 00:37:12,605 And right now... 894 00:37:13,539 --> 00:37:14,540 I am awesome. 895 00:37:14,572 --> 00:37:15,406 Okay, it's off your site. 896 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,741 You're so lucky I got here when I did. 897 00:37:16,775 --> 00:37:19,345 And I am lucky that your site is ... 898 00:37:19,378 --> 00:37:20,446 shit. 899 00:37:20,478 --> 00:37:23,381 I mean, no offense, but like the SEO is total crap. 900 00:37:23,414 --> 00:37:24,483 Hey! 901 00:37:24,516 --> 00:37:25,351 What? 902 00:37:25,384 --> 00:37:26,217 What? 903 00:37:26,251 --> 00:37:27,186 All right, you know what? 904 00:37:27,219 --> 00:37:28,621 Give me the hard copy of the game you have 905 00:37:28,653 --> 00:37:30,889 and tell me where you got it. 906 00:37:30,922 --> 00:37:32,590 I don't have it. 907 00:37:32,623 --> 00:37:33,524 It's at my house. 908 00:37:33,559 --> 00:37:34,793 Look, some old dude in a suit brought it 909 00:37:34,826 --> 00:37:35,760 and put it right there. 910 00:37:35,793 --> 00:37:36,461 - And I just... - An old dude? 911 00:37:36,494 --> 00:37:38,396 Ugh, the Harbinger, of course. 912 00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:39,731 Of course. 913 00:37:39,764 --> 00:37:40,432 Fine. 914 00:37:40,465 --> 00:37:41,467 Let's shit blood and go get it. 915 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,333 Shit... 916 00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:43,402 - Wait, shit blood? - No, no, no, no. 917 00:37:43,434 --> 00:37:44,402 Shitting blood? 918 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,771 First things first, bud. 919 00:37:45,804 --> 00:37:47,506 You roll into our store and blast 920 00:37:47,539 --> 00:37:50,309 our zombied-out friend here with your ghetto-rigged 921 00:37:50,342 --> 00:37:52,378 light blaster, dressed like some ... 922 00:37:52,411 --> 00:37:55,447 Bargain basement Boba Fett cosplay asshole, 923 00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,782 and you think that you're calling the shots? 924 00:37:57,815 --> 00:37:59,451 Uh-uh. 925 00:37:59,483 --> 00:38:01,653 Max isn't going anywhere until you tell us 926 00:38:01,686 --> 00:38:04,289 what the hell is going on here! 927 00:38:04,322 --> 00:38:05,356 Hm. 928 00:38:05,389 --> 00:38:06,592 I like her. 929 00:38:06,625 --> 00:38:07,659 Yeah, she's all right. 930 00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:10,863 Fine, you want an origin story? 931 00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:13,465 Hold onto your marshmallows. 932 00:38:13,498 --> 00:38:15,534 Pull your wieners up to the cocktail party, 933 00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:19,438 ladies and gentlemen, 'cause the year was 1984. 934 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:20,940 Is that a Ho Ho? 935 00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:22,240 Yeah. 936 00:38:22,273 --> 00:38:24,542 It was 1984, and I'd been basking 937 00:38:24,576 --> 00:38:25,844 in the glory of my success. 938 00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:27,947 I was the developer in the industry. 939 00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,380 I'd already announced Nether Dungeon, 940 00:38:29,414 --> 00:38:31,417 and the pressure was on to deliver another hit. 941 00:38:31,449 --> 00:38:32,850 But the only thing I hit... 942 00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:34,987 was a wall created with coder's depression. 943 00:38:35,019 --> 00:38:36,655 I was on the verge of something brilliant, 944 00:38:36,688 --> 00:38:38,523 but I just couldn't get the code right for the game. 945 00:38:38,556 --> 00:38:41,893 Something just didn't taste right in flavor town. 946 00:38:41,927 --> 00:38:43,896 I had been partying my butt off for weeks. 947 00:38:43,929 --> 00:38:44,829 Don't get me wrong. 948 00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:47,699 Well-earned philandering, barely sleeping. 949 00:38:47,733 --> 00:38:48,567 Philandering? 950 00:38:48,599 --> 00:38:49,634 It means whoring. 951 00:38:49,668 --> 00:38:51,537 Apparently, when dudes do it, it's fancy and cool. 952 00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,239 I'm sorry, who's tell the story? 953 00:38:53,271 --> 00:38:53,905 You? 954 00:38:53,938 --> 00:38:54,772 Me? 955 00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:55,740 Me. 956 00:38:55,773 --> 00:38:57,509 So one night I drove and I drove and I drove 957 00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:59,444 until I reached a little dive bar 958 00:38:59,478 --> 00:39:01,380 on the outskirts of the desert. 959 00:39:01,413 --> 00:39:02,581 I needed distance. 960 00:39:02,614 --> 00:39:04,750 An artiste needs his solace to create. 961 00:39:04,782 --> 00:39:05,784 (SCOFFS) Give me a break. 962 00:39:05,817 --> 00:39:06,818 I said solace! 963 00:39:06,851 --> 00:39:08,453 I begged the universe to inspire me 964 00:39:08,487 --> 00:39:10,822 to create my game for the ages. 965 00:39:10,856 --> 00:39:11,991 And that's... 966 00:39:12,023 --> 00:39:13,826 Well, that's when he appeared. 967 00:39:13,858 --> 00:39:15,760 I call him the Harbinger now, 968 00:39:15,793 --> 00:39:16,694 because over time I've learned 969 00:39:16,728 --> 00:39:19,497 that he's the one who delivers the rules, 970 00:39:19,530 --> 00:39:22,835 the bad news, and offers the challenges. 971 00:39:22,867 --> 00:39:24,003 Plus, it sounds dark and mysterious, 972 00:39:24,036 --> 00:39:25,503 which is exactly what this dude was. 973 00:39:25,536 --> 00:39:26,672 Oh my god, you should have seen him! 974 00:39:26,704 --> 00:39:27,639 Whoa. 975 00:39:27,672 --> 00:39:29,741 You can say that again. 976 00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:31,609 Whoa. 977 00:39:31,643 --> 00:39:32,478 I didn't mean it. 978 00:39:32,510 --> 00:39:33,579 Oh. 979 00:39:33,612 --> 00:39:34,413 EUGENE: So he mumbles that he can provide the code 980 00:39:34,447 --> 00:39:36,782 and the key to finishing my game. 981 00:39:36,815 --> 00:39:37,883 I don't remember what he said, 982 00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,852 but I was compelled to insert the code he gave me. 983 00:39:39,885 --> 00:39:40,719 I was... 984 00:39:40,751 --> 00:39:41,619 spellbound. 985 00:39:41,652 --> 00:39:43,988 Spellbound, I tell you! 986 00:39:44,021 --> 00:39:45,623 I'd learned later that it contained 987 00:39:45,657 --> 00:39:48,760 an ancient Sumerian incantation of great evil. 988 00:39:48,793 --> 00:39:50,628 I pulled an all-nighter on Nether Dungeon, 989 00:39:50,661 --> 00:39:52,030 adding the crazy new code. 990 00:39:52,063 --> 00:39:54,599 At some point, I must have crashed from exhaustion. 991 00:39:54,632 --> 00:39:57,068 The whiskey must have dulled the Harbinger's hold over me. 992 00:39:57,101 --> 00:39:58,569 Anyway, when the hangover wore off, 993 00:39:58,603 --> 00:40:01,039 I realized Barton had beta tested the game. 994 00:40:01,072 --> 00:40:02,507 He came under its spell. 995 00:40:02,541 --> 00:40:03,476 He put the factory to work 996 00:40:03,509 --> 00:40:06,311 mass-producing Nether Dungeon right away. 997 00:40:06,344 --> 00:40:07,312 I tried to stop him, 998 00:40:07,346 --> 00:40:09,614 but he had controlling interest in the company. 999 00:40:09,648 --> 00:40:11,916 The bastard had me removed from the building, my building! 1000 00:40:11,949 --> 00:40:12,984 That is messed up! 1001 00:40:13,018 --> 00:40:14,186 No shite. 1002 00:40:14,219 --> 00:40:16,922 We fought all the time, but now, it was like he was... 1003 00:40:16,954 --> 00:40:17,789 MAX: Possessed. 1004 00:40:17,822 --> 00:40:18,656 Yes! 1005 00:40:18,690 --> 00:40:19,557 Yes! 1006 00:40:21,025 --> 00:40:23,561 I had no idea what controlled Barton at the time. 1007 00:40:23,594 --> 00:40:25,897 But I'll tell you this, I had had enough. 1008 00:40:25,931 --> 00:40:28,833 I was full of tiger piss and razor wire after that. 1009 00:40:28,867 --> 00:40:30,669 I researched the symbols in the code all night 1010 00:40:30,702 --> 00:40:32,838 and finally discovered what it really was after, 1011 00:40:32,871 --> 00:40:35,574 an ancient force, a trickster, and a player of games 1012 00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:38,376 that harnesses its power by besting mortal humans 1013 00:40:38,409 --> 00:40:39,243 and claiming their souls, 1014 00:40:39,277 --> 00:40:41,480 sucking the life right out of them. 1015 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:44,415 It's challenged civilizations throughout history 1016 00:40:44,449 --> 00:40:46,751 for their very existence, its power growing 1017 00:40:46,784 --> 00:40:50,021 as humanity grew to love and covet these games. 1018 00:40:50,054 --> 00:40:53,391 Now, in the 21st century, the Harbinger craves more, 1019 00:40:53,425 --> 00:40:55,127 and with games being played by more people, 1020 00:40:55,159 --> 00:40:58,563 more power, greater power, greater reach. 1021 00:40:58,597 --> 00:41:00,466 That's why it came after the greatest game maker 1022 00:41:00,498 --> 00:41:01,399 of our generation. 1023 00:41:01,432 --> 00:41:02,067 MAX: You! 1024 00:41:02,099 --> 00:41:02,900 Yes! 1025 00:41:02,934 --> 00:41:04,002 The game focused its Nether energy 1026 00:41:04,036 --> 00:41:08,639 to controlling my creation, boring into my genius, 1027 00:41:08,672 --> 00:41:10,541 infecting humanity around the globe 1028 00:41:10,574 --> 00:41:14,713 in one massive product release, my Nether Dungeon. 1029 00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:17,516 Well there was only one thing to do. 1030 00:41:17,548 --> 00:41:18,550 (ENERGETIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1031 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:19,451 (SNIPS WIRE) 1032 00:41:19,483 --> 00:41:21,753 (SPLASHING) 1033 00:41:26,557 --> 00:41:28,726 (FIRE WHOOSHING) 1034 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:29,962 Barton didn't remember saying anything. 1035 00:41:29,994 --> 00:41:30,929 He thought I'd lost it. 1036 00:41:30,963 --> 00:41:33,499 Said I'd always been jealous of his coding. 1037 00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,567 He said some pretty mean stuff that he can never take back, 1038 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,435 not that I'm keeping score or anything. 1039 00:41:37,469 --> 00:41:38,971 In a way... 1040 00:41:39,003 --> 00:41:40,471 he was right. 1041 00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:42,106 That was the end of Wylde Child Games. 1042 00:41:42,139 --> 00:41:43,975 I'd ruined it, burned it to the ground like Rome. 1043 00:41:44,009 --> 00:41:45,177 I had to. 1044 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:46,811 Well, Rome was burned in a day. 1045 00:41:46,844 --> 00:41:47,678 Built. 1046 00:41:47,711 --> 00:41:48,547 Rome wasn't built... 1047 00:41:48,579 --> 00:41:49,248 Didn't matter. 1048 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,983 I had beat it at its own game. 1049 00:41:51,016 --> 00:41:52,885 The was the last time I saw Bart. 1050 00:41:52,918 --> 00:41:54,019 I heard he... 1051 00:41:54,052 --> 00:41:57,556 I don't know, bought an arcade or a bar or something, 1052 00:41:57,588 --> 00:41:59,857 raised chihuahuas, loves avocado toast. 1053 00:41:59,891 --> 00:42:01,093 Okay, I follow him on Facebook. 1054 00:42:01,126 --> 00:42:02,894 But that's not the point. 1055 00:42:02,927 --> 00:42:04,663 I knew it was only a matter of time before the Harbinger 1056 00:42:04,695 --> 00:42:07,199 found his one player, his one pawn 1057 00:42:07,231 --> 00:42:09,534 to help him spread the Nether like peanut butter. 1058 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:10,202 Oh, I'm allergic. 1059 00:42:10,235 --> 00:42:11,170 Noted. 1060 00:42:11,202 --> 00:42:13,938 The one man capable of truly unlocking... 1061 00:42:13,972 --> 00:42:15,107 Me! 1062 00:42:15,139 --> 00:42:15,973 (LAUGHS) 1063 00:42:16,007 --> 00:42:17,543 My boy! 1064 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:18,210 Chosen one! 1065 00:42:18,242 --> 00:42:19,110 Uh, chosen pawn. 1066 00:42:19,143 --> 00:42:19,977 Pawn. 1067 00:42:20,012 --> 00:42:21,513 Chosen pawn, and we're not even sure. 1068 00:42:21,545 --> 00:42:22,179 Maybe. 1069 00:42:22,213 --> 00:42:23,548 Have you guys gone mental? 1070 00:42:23,581 --> 00:42:24,650 Do you hear yourselves right now? 1071 00:42:24,682 --> 00:42:27,753 This is the most convoluted crap I have ever heard! 1072 00:42:27,786 --> 00:42:28,619 Skeptic. 1073 00:42:28,652 --> 00:42:29,487 Realist. 1074 00:42:29,521 --> 00:42:30,155 There's always one. 1075 00:42:30,188 --> 00:42:31,023 There's always... 1076 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,557 25 years. 1077 00:42:32,590 --> 00:42:33,759 I knew he'd be back. 1078 00:42:33,791 --> 00:42:36,161 I just had no idea there were any game cartridges left. 1079 00:42:36,193 --> 00:42:38,463 You guys are lucky I stopped the spread of this when I did. 1080 00:42:38,496 --> 00:42:39,730 Guys, come on! 1081 00:42:39,764 --> 00:42:41,567 There is no way! 1082 00:42:41,599 --> 00:42:42,934 How else do you explain Reggie 1083 00:42:42,967 --> 00:42:44,802 trying to slice and dice us, Liz? 1084 00:42:44,835 --> 00:42:45,837 Reggie! 1085 00:42:45,871 --> 00:42:46,972 That thing that came out of him, 1086 00:42:47,005 --> 00:42:48,640 that was straight up Evil Dead stuff. 1087 00:42:48,672 --> 00:42:50,475 Came, came out of me? 1088 00:42:50,509 --> 00:42:51,777 What came out of me? 1089 00:42:51,809 --> 00:42:53,244 Spectral... 1090 00:42:53,277 --> 00:42:54,645 energy... 1091 00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:55,548 disruptor. 1092 00:42:56,315 --> 00:43:00,885 100% pure unadulterated infrared white light. 1093 00:43:00,918 --> 00:43:03,221 Took some tinkering, may cause weight gain. 1094 00:43:03,255 --> 00:43:05,023 You shot me! 1095 00:43:05,056 --> 00:43:06,157 With that thing! 1096 00:43:06,190 --> 00:43:07,091 Guys, come on! 1097 00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:08,025 Are you shitting us? 1098 00:43:08,059 --> 00:43:10,828 No, I am not shitting you, little lady. 1099 00:43:10,862 --> 00:43:12,898 Imagine hundreds if not thousands 1100 00:43:12,931 --> 00:43:15,166 of Nether-possessed game junkies like your friend here 1101 00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:18,202 just running through the streets, running amok. 1102 00:43:18,235 --> 00:43:19,605 And weight gain? 1103 00:43:19,637 --> 00:43:20,438 Let's go! 1104 00:43:20,472 --> 00:43:21,807 Let's go get the game and make sure 1105 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,075 that this cannot happen again. 1106 00:43:23,108 --> 00:43:24,043 Hey, wait! 1107 00:43:24,076 --> 00:43:24,909 Before you go, can I ask you a few questions 1108 00:43:24,943 --> 00:43:27,045 about gaming and developing and stuff? 1109 00:43:27,077 --> 00:43:27,978 Uh, yes, kid. 1110 00:43:28,012 --> 00:43:29,882 I usually require an NDA, but in your case 1111 00:43:29,914 --> 00:43:30,916 - I'll make an exception. - Hey, guys? 1112 00:43:30,949 --> 00:43:31,950 Yeah, of course. 1113 00:43:31,983 --> 00:43:32,818 Of course, developing, coding... 1114 00:43:32,851 --> 00:43:34,019 Guys! 1115 00:43:34,052 --> 00:43:35,153 What... 1116 00:43:35,186 --> 00:43:37,588 would happen if the game went mobile? 1117 00:43:37,621 --> 00:43:39,924 (LAUGHING) 1118 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:40,826 MAX: What do you mean? 1119 00:43:40,858 --> 00:43:42,293 What? 1120 00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:43,695 You kids and your cellphones. 1121 00:43:43,728 --> 00:43:45,831 Seth is a total ass-hat, Liz! 1122 00:43:45,864 --> 00:43:47,666 You really know how to pick 'em, huh? 1123 00:43:47,699 --> 00:43:49,635 Hey, I broke up with him months ago, and you know that. 1124 00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:50,568 Hey, lovebirds... 1125 00:43:50,601 --> 00:43:51,603 I got a date with evil. 1126 00:43:51,635 --> 00:43:52,271 What? 1127 00:43:52,304 --> 00:43:53,204 No, it's not... 1128 00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:53,639 - We're not together. - We're not dating. 1129 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:54,873 Don't care. 1130 00:43:54,905 --> 00:43:55,539 Date with evil. 1131 00:43:55,574 --> 00:43:56,240 Okay, where are we going? 1132 00:43:56,273 --> 00:43:57,107 "We" are not going anywhere. 1133 00:43:57,141 --> 00:43:59,610 I am going to my lair, getting my PC, 1134 00:43:59,643 --> 00:44:00,844 and wiping this thing clean. 1135 00:44:00,878 --> 00:44:02,780 Well, at least let me run some breach protocols for you. 1136 00:44:02,813 --> 00:44:03,748 I'm really good. 1137 00:44:03,782 --> 00:44:04,650 Yeah, well, we can all help. 1138 00:44:04,682 --> 00:44:06,251 I'm usually usually just the snack guy, 1139 00:44:06,284 --> 00:44:08,220 but I'm good at decrypting, I'm very mechanical. 1140 00:44:08,253 --> 00:44:09,086 Hey! 1141 00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:09,954 I'm a lone wolf. 1142 00:44:09,987 --> 00:44:10,821 All right? 1143 00:44:10,855 --> 00:44:11,690 Go get the game! 1144 00:44:11,722 --> 00:44:12,356 Bring it back! 1145 00:44:12,391 --> 00:44:15,059 I will do the heavy lifting! 1146 00:44:15,092 --> 00:44:16,127 (GRUNTS) 1147 00:44:16,161 --> 00:44:17,296 Kid, my sword. 1148 00:44:19,230 --> 00:44:20,298 Oh... 1149 00:44:20,331 --> 00:44:21,766 kid... 1150 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,202 Here, take that, just in case. 1151 00:44:25,304 --> 00:44:27,806 Nothin' beats a good Nether blaster by your side. 1152 00:44:27,838 --> 00:44:29,074 (CHUCKLING) 1153 00:44:29,106 --> 00:44:30,242 Whoa, sweet. 1154 00:44:30,275 --> 00:44:31,108 (ENGINE PUTTERING) 1155 00:44:31,141 --> 00:44:31,775 Come on. 1156 00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:33,911 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 1157 00:44:33,945 --> 00:44:35,247 Come on! 1158 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,148 Come on! 1159 00:44:37,114 --> 00:44:39,183 (SHOUTS) 1160 00:44:41,018 --> 00:44:42,186 Hey, mechanical. 1161 00:44:42,219 --> 00:44:43,154 You good with cars? 1162 00:44:43,188 --> 00:44:46,724 (DRAMATIC WESTERN MUSIC) 1163 00:44:46,757 --> 00:44:50,127 (REVOLVER FIRING) 1164 00:44:50,161 --> 00:44:52,297 (CHUCKLES) 1165 00:44:52,329 --> 00:44:55,634 That's what you get when you mess with Wildcat Jack. 1166 00:44:55,666 --> 00:44:56,300 (MESSAGE WHIRS) 1167 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:59,270 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 1168 00:45:08,413 --> 00:45:12,117 (DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1169 00:45:18,222 --> 00:45:21,059 (THUNDER BOOMING) 1170 00:45:27,164 --> 00:45:29,101 Oh, hey, Gramps is probably still asleep, 1171 00:45:29,134 --> 00:45:30,335 so we gotta be quiet. 1172 00:45:30,367 --> 00:45:33,938 And sometimes he sleepwalks naked, so... 1173 00:45:33,972 --> 00:45:35,707 I love watching old people sleep. 1174 00:45:35,739 --> 00:45:37,808 Yeah, that's weird. 1175 00:45:37,842 --> 00:45:38,977 Hey, do you have any food? 1176 00:45:39,010 --> 00:45:40,178 I didn't get to eat lunch, 1177 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:41,913 because someone was late for work. 1178 00:45:41,945 --> 00:45:43,081 Maybe. 1179 00:45:43,114 --> 00:45:45,384 All gramps ever makes is steak. 1180 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:48,152 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 1181 00:45:49,186 --> 00:45:50,721 Gramps? 1182 00:45:50,755 --> 00:45:51,624 Gramps. 1183 00:45:52,356 --> 00:45:53,425 Uh... 1184 00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:54,726 Liz is here. 1185 00:45:54,759 --> 00:45:55,626 We were just gonna get some food, 1186 00:45:55,659 --> 00:45:57,395 and I got a couple errands I gotta run. 1187 00:45:57,429 --> 00:45:58,797 Oh my god! 1188 00:45:58,829 --> 00:45:59,697 Gramps. 1189 00:45:59,731 --> 00:46:00,899 Oh, no! 1190 00:46:00,931 --> 00:46:01,832 Not again. 1191 00:46:01,865 --> 00:46:02,701 Gramps? 1192 00:46:02,733 --> 00:46:03,768 Hey, it's Max. 1193 00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:04,436 It's Max. 1194 00:46:04,469 --> 00:46:05,436 Whoa! 1195 00:46:05,469 --> 00:46:06,303 - Wait! - Dude, move. 1196 00:46:06,336 --> 00:46:07,172 I got this. 1197 00:46:07,204 --> 00:46:08,039 Easy, easy! 1198 00:46:08,072 --> 00:46:09,040 He has a pacemaker. 1199 00:46:09,074 --> 00:46:09,974 The electrical ultraviolet whatever the hell 1200 00:46:10,007 --> 00:46:10,908 might screw it up! 1201 00:46:10,942 --> 00:46:11,876 Fine. 1202 00:46:11,909 --> 00:46:12,743 What do we do? 1203 00:46:12,777 --> 00:46:13,711 - The iron! - What? 1204 00:46:13,744 --> 00:46:14,679 Hit him, hit him with it! 1205 00:46:14,713 --> 00:46:15,347 What? 1206 00:46:15,380 --> 00:46:16,048 No! 1207 00:46:16,081 --> 00:46:16,715 That's how they kill zombies. 1208 00:46:16,748 --> 00:46:18,182 I didn't want to kill him! 1209 00:46:18,215 --> 00:46:19,049 He's old. 1210 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:20,384 I don't know, just do it like gentle. 1211 00:46:20,418 --> 00:46:21,987 Liz, he's a Marine. 1212 00:46:22,019 --> 00:46:24,889 That's just gonna piss him off. 1213 00:46:24,922 --> 00:46:26,190 You look like you know what you're doin'. 1214 00:46:26,224 --> 00:46:27,325 Yeah. 1215 00:46:27,358 --> 00:46:28,193 I'm... 1216 00:46:28,226 --> 00:46:28,894 pretty handy. 1217 00:46:28,927 --> 00:46:30,362 I fixed a couple of my buddies' 1218 00:46:30,394 --> 00:46:32,831 red ringed Xboxes, you know? 1219 00:46:32,864 --> 00:46:33,965 It's really just the damn... 1220 00:46:33,998 --> 00:46:35,166 (CRACKLING) (SHOUTS) 1221 00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:36,033 What was that? 1222 00:46:36,067 --> 00:46:36,902 It's... 1223 00:46:36,934 --> 00:46:37,936 It's fine. 1224 00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:38,502 - It's totally normal. - I'm way out of warranty! 1225 00:46:38,536 --> 00:46:38,936 It's totally normal. 1226 00:46:38,971 --> 00:46:40,172 Are you sure? 1227 00:46:40,204 --> 00:46:41,038 Uh-huh. 1228 00:46:41,072 --> 00:46:42,039 Okay, I got an idea! 1229 00:46:42,072 --> 00:46:43,775 Liz, distract him! 1230 00:46:43,807 --> 00:46:45,043 What are you gonna do with that? 1231 00:46:45,076 --> 00:46:46,211 I'm gonna tie him up. 1232 00:46:46,244 --> 00:46:47,913 Distract him? 1233 00:46:47,945 --> 00:46:49,246 Okay, all right. 1234 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,882 Hey, gramps. 1235 00:46:50,914 --> 00:46:51,750 What do you think about this? 1236 00:46:51,782 --> 00:46:52,884 Yeah, look at that! 1237 00:46:52,916 --> 00:46:56,922 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC) 1238 00:46:58,123 --> 00:46:59,090 Wait, no, Gramps! 1239 00:46:59,123 --> 00:46:59,957 Uh, Max? 1240 00:46:59,990 --> 00:47:00,925 It's working. 1241 00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:02,159 This is so wrong! 1242 00:47:02,193 --> 00:47:03,995 LIZ: Your gramps is a perv. 1243 00:47:04,027 --> 00:47:05,362 (SHOUTS) 1244 00:47:05,396 --> 00:47:06,231 Okay. 1245 00:47:06,264 --> 00:47:07,097 I got him. 1246 00:47:07,132 --> 00:47:07,766 Liz, help me get him somewhere safe, 1247 00:47:07,798 --> 00:47:10,268 where he can't hurt anybody. 1248 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:14,038 Well... 1249 00:47:15,106 --> 00:47:16,308 that was close. 1250 00:47:17,375 --> 00:47:18,210 Good teamwork. 1251 00:47:18,242 --> 00:47:19,878 Yeah. 1252 00:47:19,911 --> 00:47:20,878 Hey... 1253 00:47:20,911 --> 00:47:24,750 how did Gramps get exposed to Nether Dungeon? 1254 00:47:26,184 --> 00:47:27,352 Well it looks like your boyfriend 1255 00:47:27,385 --> 00:47:29,254 jacked my mailing list, too. 1256 00:47:29,286 --> 00:47:31,289 He's not my boyfriend! 1257 00:47:32,923 --> 00:47:34,192 Let's just get the game and get back. 1258 00:47:34,224 --> 00:47:35,827 We gotta fix this. 1259 00:47:41,331 --> 00:47:42,900 Seth. 1260 00:47:42,934 --> 00:47:46,204 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 1261 00:47:46,237 --> 00:47:47,439 (WHINING) 1262 00:47:47,472 --> 00:47:49,207 This is a stainless steel appliance. 1263 00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,175 It is not supposed to burn! 1264 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:55,045 (FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTING) 1265 00:47:55,079 --> 00:47:55,948 No! 1266 00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,750 Come on! 1267 00:47:59,217 --> 00:48:00,318 That escalated quickly. 1268 00:48:00,351 --> 00:48:01,184 You know what? 1269 00:48:01,219 --> 00:48:01,985 You're not as mechanical as you think. 1270 00:48:02,019 --> 00:48:03,822 Okay, I'm better at the snacks. 1271 00:48:03,855 --> 00:48:04,822 Okay? 1272 00:48:04,856 --> 00:48:05,857 What's this now? 1273 00:48:05,889 --> 00:48:06,523 Oh, boy. 1274 00:48:06,557 --> 00:48:08,360 Who wants to play a game? 1275 00:48:08,393 --> 00:48:10,095 Is that a friend of yours? 1276 00:48:10,128 --> 00:48:10,961 We used to be friends. 1277 00:48:10,996 --> 00:48:12,197 You know, in elementary school, but .. 1278 00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:14,465 life happens, we grew apart. 1279 00:48:14,498 --> 00:48:15,933 What is that? 1280 00:48:15,967 --> 00:48:16,802 Jai alai! 1281 00:48:16,835 --> 00:48:17,936 (BANGS) 1282 00:48:17,969 --> 00:48:21,273 Only the fastest sport in the world. 1283 00:48:21,306 --> 00:48:23,942 Tech school doesn't have a lot of sports to choose from. 1284 00:48:23,974 --> 00:48:25,110 Okay! 1285 00:48:25,143 --> 00:48:29,514 Denting an uninsured classic is not a game, my friend! 1286 00:48:30,414 --> 00:48:31,215 Ha ha! 1287 00:48:31,248 --> 00:48:33,451 (WHIRRING) 1288 00:48:36,186 --> 00:48:37,522 Not now, not now. 1289 00:48:38,956 --> 00:48:40,424 Hey, mechanical... 1290 00:48:40,458 --> 00:48:41,593 take a quick look at this. 1291 00:48:41,626 --> 00:48:42,861 Uh... 1292 00:48:42,893 --> 00:48:43,527 okay. 1293 00:48:43,561 --> 00:48:44,429 Um... 1294 00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:50,035 Oh. 1295 00:48:50,068 --> 00:48:51,203 I got nothin'. 1296 00:48:52,135 --> 00:48:53,471 (GRUNTS) 1297 00:48:53,503 --> 00:48:55,206 The Nether has been released. 1298 00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,174 And congratulations, you two 1299 00:48:57,208 --> 00:48:59,211 will be among the first of the new order. 1300 00:48:59,244 --> 00:49:00,545 Seth, can't we just... 1301 00:49:00,577 --> 00:49:02,447 you know, talk about this? 1302 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,916 I like games, you like games. we like games. 1303 00:49:05,949 --> 00:49:07,518 I don't like this game right now, but... 1304 00:49:07,552 --> 00:49:09,086 Oh, hey, back! 1305 00:49:09,119 --> 00:49:10,020 Stay back! 1306 00:49:10,054 --> 00:49:12,590 The Doom Bringer has won. 1307 00:49:12,623 --> 00:49:16,126 You have fulfilled your purpose at last, Game Maker. 1308 00:49:16,159 --> 00:49:19,431 Power grows with each could committed to the game, 1309 00:49:19,463 --> 00:49:21,266 committed to the Nether! 1310 00:49:21,298 --> 00:49:24,402 The chosen one will shift the tide. 1311 00:49:24,434 --> 00:49:26,203 Now where is he? 1312 00:49:26,237 --> 00:49:27,505 I'll tell you. 1313 00:49:28,373 --> 00:49:29,374 Boom. 1314 00:49:29,407 --> 00:49:30,976 What? 1315 00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:31,643 Boom. 1316 00:49:31,675 --> 00:49:32,878 High score. 1317 00:49:32,911 --> 00:49:34,980 (GRUNTS) 1318 00:49:37,248 --> 00:49:39,451 (GROANING) 1319 00:49:40,585 --> 00:49:42,054 How could you? 1320 00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:46,290 (LAUGHING) 1321 00:49:46,324 --> 00:49:47,157 You good? 1322 00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:48,025 They milked me, Max. 1323 00:49:48,059 --> 00:49:49,094 They milked me. 1324 00:49:49,126 --> 00:49:50,661 Oh, that was good, Lizzy. 1325 00:49:50,695 --> 00:49:52,230 That was good. 1326 00:49:52,262 --> 00:49:54,298 Level completed! 1327 00:49:54,331 --> 00:49:55,532 Ha ha! 1328 00:49:55,567 --> 00:49:57,269 You know, that reminds me why I dumped your ass, Lizzy. 1329 00:49:57,302 --> 00:49:58,670 Your shit is weak! 1330 00:49:58,702 --> 00:50:00,170 Shit blood, Seth! 1331 00:50:00,204 --> 00:50:01,539 You never deserved her. 1332 00:50:01,572 --> 00:50:02,407 Okay? 1333 00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,041 You dick weasel! 1334 00:50:04,074 --> 00:50:05,442 Dick weasel? 1335 00:50:05,476 --> 00:50:07,345 These tool bags are like mini-bosses. 1336 00:50:07,378 --> 00:50:09,414 Just blast the shit out of 'em, Liz. 1337 00:50:09,447 --> 00:50:11,650 (BLASTING) 1338 00:50:13,318 --> 00:50:14,419 Eugene? 1339 00:50:14,452 --> 00:50:15,420 It's not working. 1340 00:50:15,452 --> 00:50:16,288 Right. 1341 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,389 Uh... 1342 00:50:17,422 --> 00:50:19,291 The power's... 1343 00:50:19,324 --> 00:50:20,224 running low. 1344 00:50:20,257 --> 00:50:22,159 Yeah, no shit. 1345 00:50:22,193 --> 00:50:23,027 You know, I got this. 1346 00:50:23,061 --> 00:50:25,597 It's been a while, but I think I got it. 1347 00:50:25,630 --> 00:50:29,568 (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 1348 00:50:35,572 --> 00:50:37,107 What's he doing? 1349 00:50:37,141 --> 00:50:39,211 Is he speaking Klingon? 1350 00:50:40,744 --> 00:50:43,280 Cease thy Nether portal prolapse, 1351 00:50:43,313 --> 00:50:46,050 shatting on thy Earth you craps! 1352 00:50:46,717 --> 00:50:48,185 Be gone, you... 1353 00:50:49,987 --> 00:50:51,188 fiends perhaps! 1354 00:50:54,257 --> 00:50:55,126 Perhaps! 1355 00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:58,195 I don't know what's going on. 1356 00:50:58,228 --> 00:50:59,063 I did everything. 1357 00:50:59,097 --> 00:50:59,731 (LAUGHING) 1358 00:50:59,764 --> 00:51:00,865 You fool. 1359 00:51:00,898 --> 00:51:04,702 The Doom Bringer is the Alpha, the Beta, and the Omega. 1360 00:51:04,735 --> 00:51:06,403 Your little game was merely the balance 1361 00:51:06,436 --> 00:51:07,705 that binds in between. 1362 00:51:07,739 --> 00:51:09,074 That relic... 1363 00:51:11,442 --> 00:51:15,447 merely the key to unlocking the door between our worlds. 1364 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,650 You are the prize we seek now, Max! 1365 00:51:18,682 --> 00:51:22,320 You are the knight in our armies, we conquer this Earth, 1366 00:51:22,353 --> 00:51:25,356 not a mere pawn like the rest of them. 1367 00:51:25,389 --> 00:51:26,757 Join us. 1368 00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:29,995 Because a speedy victory is ours. 1369 00:51:30,027 --> 00:51:31,996 We cannot be stopped now that we... 1370 00:51:32,030 --> 00:51:33,999 (CRASHING) 1371 00:51:34,032 --> 00:51:35,066 No! 1372 00:51:35,099 --> 00:51:37,402 (SHOUTING) 1373 00:51:37,434 --> 00:51:38,402 Steve! 1374 00:51:38,436 --> 00:51:40,038 Oh my god! 1375 00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:41,105 EUGENE: Wait, who's Steve? 1376 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:42,474 Oh god, not again. 1377 00:51:42,507 --> 00:51:43,474 He's the delivery guy. 1378 00:51:43,507 --> 00:51:45,009 He's so hot 1379 00:51:45,043 --> 00:51:45,711 Steve! 1380 00:51:47,110 --> 00:51:49,047 What's goin' on, guys? 1381 00:51:49,079 --> 00:51:50,648 Oh, that's not right. 1382 00:51:50,681 --> 00:51:52,384 EUGENE: We have to get to my lair. 1383 00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:54,251 Steve, sweetie, we need you to give us a ride, okay? 1384 00:51:54,284 --> 00:51:55,219 And don't ask questions. 1385 00:51:55,253 --> 00:51:57,322 Can you just drive, safely, can you do that? 1386 00:51:57,355 --> 00:51:58,023 Yeah, yeah. 1387 00:51:58,056 --> 00:52:00,224 All right, we gotta go now. 1388 00:52:00,257 --> 00:52:01,091 Okay. 1389 00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:02,494 Oh my god! 1390 00:52:02,527 --> 00:52:06,630 (DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1391 00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:09,601 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1392 00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:14,639 It's reached critical mass 1393 00:52:14,672 --> 00:52:15,807 for the first wave of the spell. 1394 00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:17,409 What's that mean? 1395 00:52:17,442 --> 00:52:19,510 It means enough people have played the game, 1396 00:52:19,543 --> 00:52:20,744 been exposed to the Nether. 1397 00:52:20,777 --> 00:52:22,046 Anybody plays the game now, 1398 00:52:22,079 --> 00:52:24,181 they're instantly controlled by it. 1399 00:52:24,215 --> 00:52:25,050 Oh, shit. 1400 00:52:25,083 --> 00:52:25,983 Luckily, though... 1401 00:52:26,018 --> 00:52:27,119 Looks like these noobs have dedicated it 1402 00:52:27,152 --> 00:52:29,220 to the school server when they went mobile with it, 1403 00:52:29,253 --> 00:52:32,289 and, unlike you, they've encrypted it and firewalled it. 1404 00:52:32,322 --> 00:52:34,324 Although, it looks like it's on a slow drip. 1405 00:52:34,358 --> 00:52:37,095 My game should be much more popular. 1406 00:52:37,128 --> 00:52:38,630 Your game's older than dirt, dude. 1407 00:52:38,663 --> 00:52:40,664 I'm surprised people are even playing it. 1408 00:52:40,697 --> 00:52:42,299 I'm sorry... 1409 00:52:42,333 --> 00:52:44,735 Could you allow yourself at least a dollop of respect 1410 00:52:44,768 --> 00:52:46,136 for the analog superhero 1411 00:52:46,170 --> 00:52:47,539 you're currently sharing this van with? 1412 00:52:47,572 --> 00:52:49,541 LIZ: Excuse moi. 1413 00:52:49,574 --> 00:52:50,442 Guys... 1414 00:52:51,309 --> 00:52:52,143 look. 1415 00:52:52,175 --> 00:52:56,313 (OMINOUS ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1416 00:52:56,347 --> 00:52:57,282 (CHORTLES) 1417 00:52:57,315 --> 00:52:58,416 See? 1418 00:52:58,449 --> 00:53:00,217 It is pretty popular. 1419 00:53:25,576 --> 00:53:28,512 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1420 00:53:30,547 --> 00:53:31,582 Okay, shh, shh, shh. 1421 00:53:31,615 --> 00:53:34,152 Guys, guys, my girlfriend's an underwear model, 1422 00:53:34,184 --> 00:53:36,186 and she's got an early shoot in the morning. 1423 00:53:36,219 --> 00:53:36,855 Come on in. 1424 00:53:36,887 --> 00:53:37,721 Shh, be quiet. 1425 00:53:37,755 --> 00:53:38,722 I don't wanna wake her. 1426 00:53:38,755 --> 00:53:39,623 Excuse me. 1427 00:53:40,858 --> 00:53:42,527 WOMAN: Eugene? 1428 00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:43,628 Is that you? 1429 00:53:43,661 --> 00:53:45,797 (GROANS) 1430 00:53:45,829 --> 00:53:47,364 Oh... 1431 00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:49,300 Geno, my magical genie. 1432 00:53:50,201 --> 00:53:50,869 Oh! 1433 00:53:52,170 --> 00:53:53,338 Look who's here! 1434 00:53:53,371 --> 00:53:54,739 Mr. Shnoops! 1435 00:53:54,771 --> 00:53:56,141 He wants to give you a kiss. 1436 00:53:56,173 --> 00:53:56,875 Oh, no he doesn't. 1437 00:53:56,907 --> 00:53:58,143 Oh, hello. 1438 00:53:58,175 --> 00:53:59,344 Okay. (KISSING) 1439 00:53:59,376 --> 00:54:00,577 We share him. 1440 00:54:00,610 --> 00:54:01,480 Okay. 1441 00:54:02,213 --> 00:54:03,847 MRS. WYLDE: Are these your study group? 1442 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,349 Yes, they are, yes. 1443 00:54:05,382 --> 00:54:07,217 We're actually in class together. 1444 00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:09,354 Oh, that is so nice. 1445 00:54:09,387 --> 00:54:10,522 So nice. 1446 00:54:10,554 --> 00:54:13,190 I don't usually get to meet Geno's friends very often. 1447 00:54:13,224 --> 00:54:14,259 So... 1448 00:54:14,291 --> 00:54:15,626 well... 1449 00:54:15,659 --> 00:54:17,394 Come on, well... 1450 00:54:17,427 --> 00:54:18,395 give me the beans. 1451 00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:19,831 What's happening? (CHUCKLES) 1452 00:54:19,864 --> 00:54:20,697 Um... 1453 00:54:20,731 --> 00:54:22,200 Just... 1454 00:54:22,233 --> 00:54:24,802 playing video games, Eugene's mom. 1455 00:54:24,835 --> 00:54:25,936 Oh. 1456 00:54:25,969 --> 00:54:26,837 Of course. 1457 00:54:27,737 --> 00:54:30,674 He could've been a lawyer. 1458 00:54:30,708 --> 00:54:32,443 But it's the gaming. 1459 00:54:33,344 --> 00:54:36,280 (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 1460 00:54:37,315 --> 00:54:39,384 Just glory-seeking noobs. 1461 00:54:42,452 --> 00:54:43,320 Well... 1462 00:54:44,521 --> 00:54:46,324 winner, winner, chicken dinner. 1463 00:54:46,356 --> 00:54:48,960 Who's gonna be the winner? 1464 00:54:48,992 --> 00:54:51,496 Would you like to have a snack? 1465 00:54:51,528 --> 00:54:52,396 Yes! 1466 00:54:54,798 --> 00:54:56,534 If it's already made. 1467 00:54:56,567 --> 00:54:57,467 Why don't you go back go bed? 1468 00:54:57,501 --> 00:54:58,902 It's late, and I didn't mean to wake you. 1469 00:54:58,936 --> 00:54:59,804 We were just... 1470 00:54:59,836 --> 00:55:00,938 No, no. 1471 00:55:00,972 --> 00:55:03,740 I am already awake, so you make yourself comfortable, 1472 00:55:03,773 --> 00:55:06,277 and I am going to make a snack. 1473 00:55:06,309 --> 00:55:06,943 EUGENE: Okay. 1474 00:55:06,978 --> 00:55:08,880 It's nice to meet you all. 1475 00:55:08,913 --> 00:55:09,914 Do it quietly. 1476 00:55:09,947 --> 00:55:12,550 We don't want to wake up Katarina. 1477 00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:13,483 MRS. WYLDER: Who? 1478 00:55:13,516 --> 00:55:14,351 Nothing. 1479 00:55:14,385 --> 00:55:15,887 Let's go sit down. 1480 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:16,855 Genie? 1481 00:55:16,887 --> 00:55:20,724 I made these balls extra juicy just for you. 1482 00:55:20,757 --> 00:55:22,860 (HUMMING) 1483 00:55:27,831 --> 00:55:29,967 Boom, boom, high score. 1484 00:55:30,001 --> 00:55:31,736 Thank you, Mrs. W. 1485 00:55:31,768 --> 00:55:32,936 Really great. 1486 00:55:32,969 --> 00:55:34,371 Thanks, Eugene's mom. 1487 00:55:34,405 --> 00:55:35,573 You're welcome. 1488 00:55:35,606 --> 00:55:37,442 Are there bread crumbs in these? 1489 00:55:37,474 --> 00:55:39,009 I'm on a low-carb thing. 1490 00:55:39,043 --> 00:55:39,911 Yes. 1491 00:55:41,545 --> 00:55:43,949 All right, just for tonight. 1492 00:55:46,550 --> 00:55:47,552 Okay. 1493 00:55:47,585 --> 00:55:48,885 Appreciate it. 1494 00:55:48,918 --> 00:55:50,387 I'm going to bed. 1495 00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:51,888 Good. 1496 00:55:51,922 --> 00:55:53,291 MRS. WYLDER: Don't stay up too late. 1497 00:55:53,324 --> 00:55:54,358 EUGENE: Nope. 1498 00:55:54,391 --> 00:55:55,960 And, Genie? 1499 00:55:55,992 --> 00:55:56,994 EUGENE: Yup. 1500 00:55:57,027 --> 00:55:57,961 Brush your teeth. 1501 00:55:57,994 --> 00:55:59,263 Okay, Mom. 1502 00:55:59,297 --> 00:56:01,599 With the strong toothpaste. 1503 00:56:01,632 --> 00:56:03,367 Love you. 1504 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:04,536 No fragging. 1505 00:56:17,447 --> 00:56:19,049 Okay, shall we? 1506 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:22,653 (BOUNCY ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 1507 00:56:26,489 --> 00:56:28,592 (CHUCKLES) 1508 00:56:28,626 --> 00:56:30,394 Dude, this is so rad! 1509 00:56:30,427 --> 00:56:31,728 Your setup's insane! 1510 00:56:31,762 --> 00:56:34,298 Despite the fact that it's in your mom's garage. 1511 00:56:34,331 --> 00:56:35,432 Yeah, it's... 1512 00:56:35,465 --> 00:56:37,067 It's actually mirrored... 1513 00:56:37,101 --> 00:56:40,570 so that I can go from one battle station to the next, 1514 00:56:40,603 --> 00:56:43,073 the way we used to do it back in the day, me and Barton. 1515 00:56:43,106 --> 00:56:43,740 Oh, can you please... 1516 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:44,809 I'm sorry, can you please... 1517 00:56:44,842 --> 00:56:45,677 Don't, don't... 1518 00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:46,543 Hey! 1519 00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:47,412 Guys, don't... 1520 00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:48,446 Put that down! 1521 00:56:48,478 --> 00:56:50,614 (CLATTERING) 1522 00:56:50,648 --> 00:56:51,583 I'm sorry. 1523 00:56:51,615 --> 00:56:53,451 You're the first civvies that I've allowed 1524 00:56:53,483 --> 00:56:55,619 into Wylde Child 2.0, so... 1525 00:56:55,652 --> 00:56:56,520 Thank you. 1526 00:56:57,221 --> 00:56:59,657 Shocking he's still single. 1527 00:56:59,690 --> 00:57:00,858 He's off the grid. 1528 00:57:00,891 --> 00:57:03,561 He has a secret garage lair. 1529 00:57:03,594 --> 00:57:05,396 Yeah, I am off the grid. 1530 00:57:05,429 --> 00:57:06,631 Way off the grid. (CHUCKLES) 1531 00:57:06,664 --> 00:57:07,799 Kinda went Red Dawn. 1532 00:57:07,831 --> 00:57:10,934 And after Wylde Child Games, I invested 1533 00:57:10,967 --> 00:57:14,471 in a few other gaming companies and some MMO servers. 1534 00:57:14,505 --> 00:57:16,474 I still moderate, watching out for players 1535 00:57:16,507 --> 00:57:18,409 that the Nether might be targeting. 1536 00:57:18,442 --> 00:57:20,545 Could call me the game god, the wizard of games. 1537 00:57:20,577 --> 00:57:22,780 Some refer to me as... 1538 00:57:22,813 --> 00:57:24,015 the MMO wizard. 1539 00:57:24,981 --> 00:57:26,583 The Wizard. 1540 00:57:26,617 --> 00:57:28,353 You're that guy that steals all of our loot? 1541 00:57:28,385 --> 00:57:30,355 You are the MMO Wizard? 1542 00:57:30,387 --> 00:57:31,322 Yes. 1543 00:57:31,356 --> 00:57:32,924 But you're lucky I have been watching you, 1544 00:57:32,956 --> 00:57:35,125 because the Nether saw its prime opportunity 1545 00:57:35,159 --> 00:57:37,929 to finally play out its best hand. 1546 00:57:37,961 --> 00:57:39,764 And I found you, kid. 1547 00:57:40,630 --> 00:57:41,932 Well, you know what? 1548 00:57:41,965 --> 00:57:44,701 Then it's up to us to stop it. 1549 00:57:44,735 --> 00:57:46,070 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1550 00:57:46,103 --> 00:57:47,137 There is no us. 1551 00:57:47,170 --> 00:57:47,838 Okay? 1552 00:57:47,871 --> 00:57:49,574 There is no us, there's no team. 1553 00:57:49,606 --> 00:57:51,608 This is me dealing with your shit show, 1554 00:57:51,641 --> 00:57:53,510 and I'm just gonna flush it down the golden toilet 1555 00:57:53,543 --> 00:57:55,112 and be done with it, and you guys will be on your way. 1556 00:57:55,146 --> 00:57:56,381 I just need a moment. 1557 00:57:56,414 --> 00:57:57,282 Well at least let me run 1558 00:57:57,315 --> 00:57:58,416 some fort protocols to cover your back. 1559 00:57:58,449 --> 00:57:59,083 No! 1560 00:57:59,115 --> 00:57:59,951 Please. 1561 00:57:59,983 --> 00:58:00,817 I can do this alone. 1562 00:58:00,851 --> 00:58:01,686 Don't touch. 1563 00:58:01,719 --> 00:58:03,387 Please don't touch. 1564 00:58:04,655 --> 00:58:05,890 Okay, but Eugene, you see 1565 00:58:05,922 --> 00:58:06,890 that thing that you're doing there? 1566 00:58:06,923 --> 00:58:09,626 There's a more efficient way to run that script. 1567 00:58:09,659 --> 00:58:11,027 I'm sure there is. 1568 00:58:11,061 --> 00:58:13,998 However, this is the way I do this. 1569 00:58:15,432 --> 00:58:16,067 MAX: Check this out. 1570 00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:16,934 I'm just gonna go over here. 1571 00:58:16,967 --> 00:58:17,768 EUGENE: No, I see what you're doing. 1572 00:58:17,802 --> 00:58:18,903 MAX: Yup. 1573 00:58:18,936 --> 00:58:19,603 I see what you're doing, but look, you forgot to... 1574 00:58:19,637 --> 00:58:20,905 What, lay down a fire escape? 1575 00:58:20,938 --> 00:58:22,440 I'm ahead of you. 1576 00:58:22,472 --> 00:58:23,907 - Okay, stop! - What are they doing? 1577 00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:25,175 Flexing mind muscles. 1578 00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,744 It's like a rap battle but for hackers. 1579 00:58:27,777 --> 00:58:30,147 It's like a wizards duel but ... 1580 00:58:30,181 --> 00:58:31,782 it's even nerdier. 1581 00:58:31,815 --> 00:58:32,649 Right. 1582 00:58:32,682 --> 00:58:33,650 Flexing. 1583 00:58:33,684 --> 00:58:34,519 Yes! 1584 00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:35,887 I get it. 1585 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,521 No, no, you're leaving breadcrumbs. 1586 00:58:37,554 --> 00:58:38,556 Breadcrumbs. 1587 00:58:39,722 --> 00:58:40,590 Eugene, okay. 1588 00:58:40,623 --> 00:58:43,193 See, that, that is so last month, dude. 1589 00:58:43,226 --> 00:58:44,161 Watch this. 1590 00:58:46,530 --> 00:58:48,132 Sorry, had to disconnect you for a second 1591 00:58:48,164 --> 00:58:50,634 while I reroute this bypass kernel. 1592 00:58:50,668 --> 00:58:54,038 (BUILDING MUSIC) 1593 00:58:54,070 --> 00:58:55,440 and... 1594 00:58:55,472 --> 00:58:56,206 Bam! 1595 00:58:56,239 --> 00:58:57,207 Done, son! 1596 00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:59,610 How's that for teaching an old dog new tricks? 1597 00:58:59,643 --> 00:59:00,811 Ha ha! 1598 00:59:00,844 --> 00:59:01,812 (IMITATES CHEERING) 1599 00:59:01,846 --> 00:59:03,847 Max Reload in the house! 1600 00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,615 "Ah, Max, you're so go great!" 1601 00:59:05,648 --> 00:59:06,917 "Oh, I know, thank you so much." 1602 00:59:06,951 --> 00:59:07,918 (POUNDS TABLE) 1603 00:59:07,952 --> 00:59:08,953 Please tell me that you shielded the breach 1604 00:59:08,987 --> 00:59:11,689 with a DNS and IP encryption so that the bots 1605 00:59:11,722 --> 00:59:14,692 wouldn't detect the reroute source. 1606 00:59:14,724 --> 00:59:15,759 (BEEPING) 1607 00:59:15,793 --> 00:59:20,097 I thought you would have done that off the top. 1608 00:59:20,130 --> 00:59:21,164 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1609 00:59:21,197 --> 00:59:24,835 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 1610 00:59:24,869 --> 00:59:27,005 (BOOMING) 1611 00:59:29,873 --> 00:59:31,007 No, no, no, no, no! 1612 00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:31,876 You did this. 1613 00:59:31,909 --> 00:59:33,744 You did this. 1614 00:59:33,777 --> 00:59:37,081 You know what young pups do that old dogs don't do? 1615 00:59:37,114 --> 00:59:38,516 Eat their own poo! 1616 00:59:38,548 --> 00:59:39,182 What? 1617 00:59:39,215 --> 00:59:40,317 How is this my fault? 1618 00:59:40,351 --> 00:59:42,619 How was I supposed to know that it was gonna do that? 1619 00:59:42,652 --> 00:59:44,554 Because you coulda listened! 1620 00:59:44,588 --> 00:59:45,623 Just listen! 1621 00:59:45,655 --> 00:59:47,724 I've been preparing for this moment my whole life. 1622 00:59:47,757 --> 00:59:48,692 Oh! 1623 00:59:48,726 --> 00:59:50,161 You mean the ancient evil that you unleashed 1624 00:59:50,193 --> 00:59:51,896 because you couldn't hack it back in the day? 1625 00:59:51,929 --> 00:59:52,762 You guys! 1626 00:59:52,795 --> 00:59:53,964 Seriously! 1627 00:59:53,998 --> 00:59:55,500 Eugene, what does it mean? 1628 00:59:55,532 --> 00:59:56,567 What's next? 1629 00:59:56,599 --> 00:59:57,934 (ALARM BLARING) 1630 00:59:57,967 --> 01:00:00,704 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 1631 01:00:00,737 --> 01:00:02,539 (RUMBLING) 1632 01:00:02,572 --> 01:00:03,773 That doesn't sound good. 1633 01:00:03,806 --> 01:00:05,742 It's reached enough gamers to level up. 1634 01:00:05,775 --> 01:00:08,612 The Nether is one step closer to total control. 1635 01:00:08,646 --> 01:00:10,815 (WHIRRING) 1636 01:00:10,847 --> 01:00:15,719 And now it knows exactly where we are, thanks to you, Max. 1637 01:00:16,686 --> 01:00:17,954 You're bailing? 1638 01:00:17,987 --> 01:00:19,222 Really? 1639 01:00:19,255 --> 01:00:20,190 How fitting. 1640 01:00:20,224 --> 01:00:21,192 Yup. 1641 01:00:21,224 --> 01:00:23,760 Someone has to get rid of these hard drives. 1642 01:00:23,793 --> 01:00:24,761 Good luck to you guys. 1643 01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:25,997 You're gonna need it. 1644 01:00:26,030 --> 01:00:26,931 You're just pissed it chose me 1645 01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:29,700 and used you as the pawn all these years. 1646 01:00:29,733 --> 01:00:31,669 You better watch your words, little man. 1647 01:00:31,702 --> 01:00:32,770 You heard 'em. 1648 01:00:32,802 --> 01:00:34,204 I'm the chosen player. 1649 01:00:34,237 --> 01:00:36,039 You're just pissed off that you spent your whole 1650 01:00:36,072 --> 01:00:38,975 sad little life pretending it was you who was so important. 1651 01:00:39,009 --> 01:00:40,010 Eugene, wow. 1652 01:00:40,978 --> 01:00:42,613 Look at you now. 1653 01:00:42,646 --> 01:00:43,781 Rage quitting? 1654 01:00:44,847 --> 01:00:46,918 You know you're all talk? 1655 01:00:46,951 --> 01:00:48,552 Huh? 1656 01:00:48,585 --> 01:00:51,555 What have you ever created that's gonna last forever? 1657 01:00:51,588 --> 01:00:52,822 Hm? 1658 01:00:52,856 --> 01:00:55,226 You're a single player, Max. 1659 01:00:55,259 --> 01:00:57,728 Always have been, always will be. 1660 01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,695 - Yeah? - yeah. 1661 01:00:58,728 --> 01:01:03,099 At least I am not some washed-up has-been. 1662 01:01:03,132 --> 01:01:04,601 What did you just call me? 1663 01:01:04,635 --> 01:01:05,670 Oh, did you not hear me? 1664 01:01:05,702 --> 01:01:08,204 Maybe you should turn up your hearing aid, old man! 1665 01:01:08,237 --> 01:01:09,205 He said at least you're not... 1666 01:01:09,239 --> 01:01:10,074 Sone of a... 1667 01:01:10,106 --> 01:01:10,942 What, what? 1668 01:01:10,974 --> 01:01:11,808 (SHOUTING) 1669 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:12,677 Guys, stop! 1670 01:01:12,710 --> 01:01:13,344 Stop! 1671 01:01:13,376 --> 01:01:14,210 We're on the same team! 1672 01:01:14,244 --> 01:01:15,613 MAX: All talk? 1673 01:01:15,646 --> 01:01:16,280 All talk? 1674 01:01:16,313 --> 01:01:17,148 Yeah! 1675 01:01:17,181 --> 01:01:18,115 How's this for all talk? 1676 01:01:18,148 --> 01:01:19,717 Shotokan block! 1677 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:20,684 MAX: Oh, shit! 1678 01:01:20,717 --> 01:01:22,118 LIZ: Fuck, Max! 1679 01:01:22,152 --> 01:01:23,588 Sorry, guys. 1680 01:01:23,621 --> 01:01:24,722 Training kicked in. 1681 01:01:24,755 --> 01:01:25,690 Liz, I'm so sorry. 1682 01:01:25,722 --> 01:01:26,690 Let me see. 1683 01:01:26,724 --> 01:01:30,661 You two morons are so alike, you know that? 1684 01:01:30,693 --> 01:01:34,130 You both think that you're the center of the universe. 1685 01:01:34,164 --> 01:01:38,970 You deserve to be lone wolves, together, alone, whatever. 1686 01:01:40,670 --> 01:01:42,706 I don't even know why I like you so much. 1687 01:01:42,739 --> 01:01:44,174 Wait, like me, like me? 1688 01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:46,043 How was I supposed to know that you like me? 1689 01:01:46,076 --> 01:01:48,079 You're always being so critical of me. 1690 01:01:48,112 --> 01:01:49,914 I just figured you date idiots and meatheads. 1691 01:01:49,947 --> 01:01:51,916 (CHUCKLES) What? 1692 01:01:51,949 --> 01:01:53,717 It's your fault that we got started in this! 1693 01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:56,153 Your boy toy Seth has such a hard-on for me. 1694 01:01:56,186 --> 01:02:00,024 Oh, it's always someone else's fault, isn't it, Max? 1695 01:02:00,056 --> 01:02:01,358 Why do you think I dumped him? 1696 01:02:01,391 --> 01:02:03,126 The only reason I ever dated him 1697 01:02:03,159 --> 01:02:05,929 was to make you jealous and to get you to do something? 1698 01:02:05,963 --> 01:02:06,797 Hey, uh, guys? 1699 01:02:06,829 --> 01:02:07,630 Jesus, Max. 1700 01:02:07,664 --> 01:02:10,368 You are so into being you that ... 1701 01:02:11,068 --> 01:02:13,070 you don't even know what's going on. 1702 01:02:13,103 --> 01:02:14,070 What does that mean? 1703 01:02:14,103 --> 01:02:15,772 Guys! 1704 01:02:15,806 --> 01:02:17,173 We've got company. 1705 01:02:17,206 --> 01:02:19,777 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1706 01:02:19,809 --> 01:02:20,677 Mama! 1707 01:02:38,896 --> 01:02:41,032 (ROARING) 1708 01:03:12,762 --> 01:03:13,431 Ma! 1709 01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:18,669 We've come for the player. 1710 01:03:19,369 --> 01:03:21,337 And your list of slaves, Game Maker. 1711 01:03:21,371 --> 01:03:23,474 My master player email list. 1712 01:03:23,507 --> 01:03:25,041 Get 'em, boy. 1713 01:03:25,074 --> 01:03:27,844 Oh, let's dance Nether biotch! 1714 01:03:27,878 --> 01:03:29,213 Come on! 1715 01:03:29,246 --> 01:03:31,715 (SCREAMING) 1716 01:03:32,983 --> 01:03:34,452 Well, well, well. 1717 01:03:36,152 --> 01:03:37,788 How quaint is this? 1718 01:03:37,820 --> 01:03:39,723 Developers in a garage. 1719 01:03:39,757 --> 01:03:41,291 Max, what do we do? 1720 01:03:41,324 --> 01:03:43,893 "Max, what do we do?" (SCOFFS) 1721 01:03:43,927 --> 01:03:44,929 I got this. 1722 01:03:44,961 --> 01:03:45,829 Ooh. 1723 01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:47,831 Step up, bros! 1724 01:03:47,864 --> 01:03:49,332 Oh yeah, get him, boy. 1725 01:03:49,365 --> 01:03:50,735 Sick him! 1726 01:03:50,768 --> 01:03:51,402 (CACKLES) 1727 01:03:51,434 --> 01:03:52,302 Steve! 1728 01:03:53,469 --> 01:03:54,771 Max, do something! 1729 01:03:54,804 --> 01:03:56,073 Yeah, eat him! 1730 01:03:57,039 --> 01:03:59,043 - Holy shit! - Holy Shit! 1731 01:04:00,911 --> 01:04:02,278 It's game over, Max. 1732 01:04:02,311 --> 01:04:03,346 Okay, we've become too strong. 1733 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,082 Now give in... 1734 01:04:05,114 --> 01:04:06,383 and join us now. 1735 01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:11,755 Stop 'em! 1736 01:04:11,789 --> 01:04:12,924 My email list! 1737 01:04:13,956 --> 01:04:16,493 The force vortex button! 1738 01:04:16,527 --> 01:04:17,994 Stop them! 1739 01:04:18,027 --> 01:04:20,063 MAX: For Steve! 1740 01:04:20,097 --> 01:04:23,201 (ELECTRICITY SURGING) 1741 01:04:26,969 --> 01:04:29,773 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1742 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:34,077 (LAUGHING) 1743 01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:38,481 MRS. WYLDER: Genie, is everything okay in there? 1744 01:04:38,514 --> 01:04:40,984 What are you doing? 1745 01:04:41,018 --> 01:04:42,186 What are you doing? 1746 01:04:42,219 --> 01:04:44,021 I hear a racket. 1747 01:04:44,054 --> 01:04:46,891 Genie, are you kids rough-housing in there? 1748 01:04:46,923 --> 01:04:48,893 All good, Ma. 1749 01:04:48,925 --> 01:04:50,927 Everything's just dandy. 1750 01:04:54,998 --> 01:04:57,135 (EXHALES) 1751 01:04:58,101 --> 01:04:59,771 It's totally fubar. 1752 01:05:02,306 --> 01:05:04,809 20 years of gamer tags. 1753 01:05:04,842 --> 01:05:05,510 Gone. 1754 01:05:06,943 --> 01:05:08,012 You know what? 1755 01:05:08,045 --> 01:05:09,012 I'm gonna take Ma down to Mexico, 1756 01:05:09,045 --> 01:05:11,214 and we'll just sit on the beach, 1757 01:05:11,248 --> 01:05:14,452 drink margaritas, watch the world burn. 1758 01:05:16,085 --> 01:05:17,554 I mean, what else can I do? 1759 01:05:17,588 --> 01:05:19,257 I'm just one coder. 1760 01:05:20,224 --> 01:05:21,893 That's really it? 1761 01:05:23,092 --> 01:05:24,561 You're just gonna give up? 1762 01:05:24,594 --> 01:05:25,829 We gotta stop this thing. 1763 01:05:25,862 --> 01:05:27,431 You said so. 1764 01:05:27,463 --> 01:05:28,298 What? 1765 01:05:28,331 --> 01:05:29,199 It's got Gramps! 1766 01:05:29,233 --> 01:05:30,835 It whacked Steve! 1767 01:05:30,867 --> 01:05:32,603 Come on, all those people out there! 1768 01:05:32,635 --> 01:05:36,306 At this point, Max, we would need to original game code, 1769 01:05:36,340 --> 01:05:38,008 and we would need weapons and tech 1770 01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:40,477 if we're gonna fight this thing at the source. 1771 01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:42,313 You're a quitter. 1772 01:05:42,346 --> 01:05:44,882 You're a camper and a quitter. 1773 01:05:44,914 --> 01:05:46,250 Oh, here we go again. 1774 01:05:46,282 --> 01:05:49,586 Do you ever think anything through? 1775 01:05:49,619 --> 01:05:50,654 Huh? 1776 01:05:50,688 --> 01:05:54,258 Or do you just shoot first and ask questions later? 1777 01:05:54,291 --> 01:05:58,028 In the words of the immortal Bill Paxton... 1778 01:05:59,663 --> 01:06:01,398 it's game over, man. 1779 01:06:03,400 --> 01:06:04,268 Game... 1780 01:06:05,601 --> 01:06:06,469 over. 1781 01:06:09,005 --> 01:06:09,639 Guys. 1782 01:06:09,672 --> 01:06:10,506 Guys, come on. 1783 01:06:10,539 --> 01:06:11,375 We gotta do something. 1784 01:06:11,407 --> 01:06:12,442 Okay? 1785 01:06:12,476 --> 01:06:13,611 I don't know what, but we gotta storm the castle. 1786 01:06:13,643 --> 01:06:14,477 Come on. 1787 01:06:14,510 --> 01:06:16,346 Who's with me? 1788 01:06:16,380 --> 01:06:17,248 Come on! 1789 01:06:19,615 --> 01:06:21,050 Fine. 1790 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:21,917 Fine. 1791 01:06:21,952 --> 01:06:24,355 I've always played better solo anyways. 1792 01:06:24,387 --> 01:06:27,156 (EXHALES) 1793 01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:30,126 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1794 01:06:33,664 --> 01:06:37,201 (BANGING STEERING WHEEL) 1795 01:06:42,940 --> 01:06:44,108 REGGIE: Where you goin'? 1796 01:06:44,141 --> 01:06:45,543 Not now, Reggie. 1797 01:06:51,681 --> 01:06:52,649 What is this, dude? 1798 01:06:52,682 --> 01:06:56,586 Just another Max Jenkins solo suicide mission? 1799 01:06:57,554 --> 01:07:00,657 I know that you don't need me to go with you, Max. 1800 01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:04,527 You're better than me at about everything. 1801 01:07:04,561 --> 01:07:09,333 But I've always been there, and I'm good at that. 1802 01:07:09,365 --> 01:07:12,036 I just wish, dude, that you'd realize 1803 01:07:12,068 --> 01:07:14,038 you're not always flying solo. 1804 01:07:14,070 --> 01:07:18,141 So who cares what Eugene Wylder has to think about you? 1805 01:07:18,175 --> 01:07:19,644 You make rad stuff. 1806 01:07:21,110 --> 01:07:22,445 Jesus, Reg. 1807 01:07:22,478 --> 01:07:25,949 Where's this pep talk comin' from? 1808 01:07:25,983 --> 01:07:27,184 Maybe you just don't listen. 1809 01:07:27,217 --> 01:07:31,487 I mean, we're proud that you're from our shitty little tribe 1810 01:07:31,521 --> 01:07:34,024 and that you're one of us. 1811 01:07:34,056 --> 01:07:36,526 Know that you're gonna do something big someday. 1812 01:07:36,559 --> 01:07:41,164 Otherwise, why would put up with all your shit, right? 1813 01:07:43,632 --> 01:07:46,502 Listen, Liz told me about Gramps. 1814 01:07:46,536 --> 01:07:48,472 And we're a clan, dude. 1815 01:07:49,139 --> 01:07:50,641 So we're gonna have to stick together 1816 01:07:50,673 --> 01:07:53,610 if we're gonna save anybody. 1817 01:07:53,643 --> 01:07:54,512 Everybody. 1818 01:07:57,646 --> 01:07:59,282 Liz hate me now? 1819 01:07:59,315 --> 01:08:02,452 She's pissed at you again, as usual. 1820 01:08:03,186 --> 01:08:06,690 She's patching up Eugene, trying to convince him to stay. 1821 01:08:06,722 --> 01:08:08,659 But, dude, she's right. 1822 01:08:10,494 --> 01:08:12,496 You two are a lot alike. 1823 01:08:14,030 --> 01:08:16,734 We gotta figure this out together, Frodo. 1824 01:08:16,766 --> 01:08:18,101 You gotta trust me. 1825 01:08:18,135 --> 01:08:19,536 I'm your Samwise. 1826 01:08:19,569 --> 01:08:21,305 I'm Goose to your Maverick. 1827 01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:22,572 No. 1828 01:08:22,605 --> 01:08:23,541 Goose dies. 1829 01:08:24,507 --> 01:08:25,576 Oh, right. 1830 01:08:25,609 --> 01:08:26,710 I'm not Goose. 1831 01:08:26,743 --> 01:08:28,078 Ice Man. 1832 01:08:28,110 --> 01:08:30,514 You can be Val Kilmer, pre Bat nips. 1833 01:08:30,546 --> 01:08:33,616 I love the Bat nips, though. 1834 01:08:33,649 --> 01:08:35,685 Dude, you're an awesome Samwise, 1835 01:08:35,719 --> 01:08:38,021 and you do a lot of stuff better than me, 1836 01:08:38,055 --> 01:08:39,623 like actually thinking things through 1837 01:08:39,655 --> 01:08:43,060 and not being an asshole all the time. 1838 01:08:43,092 --> 01:08:45,362 And honestly, Frodo would kinda be spider shit 1839 01:08:45,395 --> 01:08:47,097 without Samwise, and he knows it. 1840 01:08:47,130 --> 01:08:48,265 See? 1841 01:08:48,297 --> 01:08:49,365 Right there. 1842 01:08:49,399 --> 01:08:50,434 Okay? 1843 01:08:50,466 --> 01:08:54,070 Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters, the Mighty Ducks. 1844 01:08:54,104 --> 01:08:55,706 They all relied on each other in order 1845 01:08:55,738 --> 01:08:57,807 to succeed against a greater evil. 1846 01:08:57,841 --> 01:08:59,743 You did not just cite the Mighty Ducks. 1847 01:08:59,775 --> 01:09:01,110 You bet your ass I did. 1848 01:09:01,144 --> 01:09:02,813 That is Emilio's best work. 1849 01:09:02,845 --> 01:09:04,747 It's a lovely film. 1850 01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,817 All right, if we're gonna do this, 1851 01:09:06,850 --> 01:09:09,253 we gotta work together, all or nothing. 1852 01:09:09,286 --> 01:09:13,423 Partners in this weird, absurd, epic quest, yes. 1853 01:09:21,297 --> 01:09:22,233 Partners? 1854 01:09:29,538 --> 01:09:32,475 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 1855 01:09:39,349 --> 01:09:40,217 Hello? 1856 01:09:41,650 --> 01:09:44,587 We're looking for Barton Grabowski! 1857 01:09:45,588 --> 01:09:47,623 We found your game! 1858 01:09:47,657 --> 01:09:49,060 Nether Dungeon. 1859 01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:51,529 And Eugene! 1860 01:09:54,131 --> 01:09:56,100 Every couple of years, 1861 01:09:56,132 --> 01:09:59,470 some geeks come in here looking for that damn game. 1862 01:09:59,502 --> 01:10:02,439 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 1863 01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:05,576 Sorry to disappoint you, 1864 01:10:06,542 --> 01:10:11,180 but every copy of that game went up in smoke. 1865 01:10:11,213 --> 01:10:12,082 Literally. 1866 01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:16,386 Everything else, including my partner's career, 1867 01:10:16,418 --> 01:10:19,122 well that went up his nose, so ... 1868 01:10:19,155 --> 01:10:20,157 game over. 1869 01:10:20,189 --> 01:10:21,157 You guys can go. 1870 01:10:21,190 --> 01:10:21,824 Wait. 1871 01:10:21,858 --> 01:10:22,693 There's more to the story. 1872 01:10:22,725 --> 01:10:23,659 Eugene told us everything. 1873 01:10:23,693 --> 01:10:25,195 You both got screwed. 1874 01:10:25,228 --> 01:10:26,764 Just let us explain. 1875 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:31,368 Okay. 1876 01:10:32,536 --> 01:10:34,203 You have five minutes. 1877 01:10:34,237 --> 01:10:38,274 Or until I get bored, which is already happening. 1878 01:10:38,307 --> 01:10:39,208 Go. 1879 01:10:39,243 --> 01:10:40,878 And then I hit the force vortex button 1880 01:10:40,911 --> 01:10:42,613 and fried all of Eugene's computer. 1881 01:10:42,645 --> 01:10:43,880 Yeah, so the guy with the micropenis, 1882 01:10:43,913 --> 01:10:46,250 he basically dissolved with the Nether Kraken, 1883 01:10:46,283 --> 01:10:47,651 but they got the email list for all the players. 1884 01:10:47,684 --> 01:10:50,753 And then, Eugene and I kinda got into it. 1885 01:10:50,787 --> 01:10:52,856 Said some pretty mean shit to each other. 1886 01:10:52,889 --> 01:10:54,458 It got ugly. 1887 01:10:54,490 --> 01:10:56,260 And you punched Liz in the face. 1888 01:10:56,292 --> 01:10:58,694 Well, I was aiming for Eugene. 1889 01:10:58,728 --> 01:11:00,329 I've done that. 1890 01:11:00,363 --> 01:11:04,234 So, long story long, the fellowship almost dissolved, 1891 01:11:04,266 --> 01:11:05,903 and we realized that you might be 1892 01:11:05,935 --> 01:11:08,371 the last person that could help us. 1893 01:11:08,404 --> 01:11:09,805 We were hoping that you still have 1894 01:11:09,838 --> 01:11:11,807 the original game code from back in the day. 1895 01:11:11,841 --> 01:11:16,180 And honestly, Eugene could really use his partner. 1896 01:11:16,979 --> 01:11:18,614 Well... 1897 01:11:18,648 --> 01:11:20,250 first off... 1898 01:11:20,283 --> 01:11:21,752 let me just say... 1899 01:11:22,652 --> 01:11:23,686 points for creativity. 1900 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,722 I gotta tell ya, that whole Nether Kraken thing, 1901 01:11:25,755 --> 01:11:27,356 that is the most original pile of horse shit 1902 01:11:27,390 --> 01:11:28,224 I have ever heard. 1903 01:11:28,257 --> 01:11:30,626 And second, you guys have been playing 1904 01:11:30,659 --> 01:11:32,828 or smoking way too much. 1905 01:11:32,862 --> 01:11:34,230 Now... 1906 01:11:34,264 --> 01:11:35,832 If it'll get you guys outta here, 1907 01:11:35,864 --> 01:11:37,400 I will tell you two fanboys 1908 01:11:37,434 --> 01:11:39,770 exactly what went down back in the day. 1909 01:11:39,802 --> 01:11:41,637 Okay, here's the deal. 1910 01:11:41,671 --> 01:11:42,905 Eugene freaked after I finished 1911 01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,942 coding the game after he passed out. 1912 01:11:44,975 --> 01:11:46,476 He was royally pissed that I put 1913 01:11:46,509 --> 01:11:48,444 the production order through, and we fought, 1914 01:11:48,478 --> 01:11:50,213 and we fought harder than I ever had. 1915 01:11:50,247 --> 01:11:51,715 He was always so damn protective 1916 01:11:51,747 --> 01:11:53,951 of having the final say of the code. 1917 01:11:53,984 --> 01:11:55,586 I'd been cleaning up his code for years 1918 01:11:55,618 --> 01:11:57,720 while he was partying, playing poster boy, 1919 01:11:57,753 --> 01:11:59,756 wearing that stupid Michael Jackson jacket 1920 01:11:59,788 --> 01:12:00,989 and he couldn't even dance. 1921 01:12:01,024 --> 01:12:03,560 We were on the verge of bankruptcy with all his spending. 1922 01:12:03,592 --> 01:12:05,261 I mean, who buys a DeLorean? 1923 01:12:05,295 --> 01:12:07,497 And, true, I had tossed him from the building. 1924 01:12:07,529 --> 01:12:10,000 He was unstable, he snapped, he had a mental break. 1925 01:12:10,033 --> 01:12:12,436 He ranted about spells and magic. 1926 01:12:12,469 --> 01:12:14,471 Reality and fantasy were a blur to him. 1927 01:12:14,503 --> 01:12:15,872 He was his own biggest fanboy. 1928 01:12:15,904 --> 01:12:18,908 So I had to do what was best for the company. 1929 01:12:18,942 --> 01:12:21,612 He didn't just torch a building and our game that night. 1930 01:12:21,645 --> 01:12:24,715 That selfish prick torched our future and our friendship. 1931 01:12:24,747 --> 01:12:28,484 He left me holding the bag, as usual, again. 1932 01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:30,988 You kept it. 1933 01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:32,688 Course I did. 1934 01:12:32,721 --> 01:12:34,657 But I don't need it anymore, you guys do. 1935 01:12:34,690 --> 01:12:36,626 And he's your problem now, so good luck with that. 1936 01:12:36,659 --> 01:12:38,761 Wait, you're just giving this to us? 1937 01:12:38,795 --> 01:12:39,663 Mm-hm. 1938 01:12:40,630 --> 01:12:44,434 MAX: You're not even curious to see him? 1939 01:12:44,466 --> 01:12:46,569 Sends in a couple of stupid kids, 1940 01:12:46,603 --> 01:12:48,337 Tweedledee and Tweedledum, 1941 01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:50,975 in her to tell me a stupid story. 1942 01:12:57,046 --> 01:12:59,250 That can't be healthy. 1943 01:13:00,184 --> 01:13:03,720 Just, some things just never change, you know? 1944 01:13:03,752 --> 01:13:04,954 He's still going. 1945 01:13:04,988 --> 01:13:06,623 That's a health code violation 1946 01:13:06,655 --> 01:13:09,460 and also just a health violation. 1947 01:13:14,396 --> 01:13:15,666 You know what? 1948 01:13:16,565 --> 01:13:17,967 Bar's closed. 1949 01:13:18,001 --> 01:13:19,970 I'm washing my hands of this whole thing, all right guys? 1950 01:13:20,002 --> 01:13:21,070 I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid. 1951 01:13:21,104 --> 01:13:21,771 - Wait. - Nah, nah, nah. 1952 01:13:21,805 --> 01:13:22,905 We're done with this, all right? 1953 01:13:22,939 --> 01:13:24,007 Take this. 1954 01:13:24,039 --> 01:13:25,408 I don't want to see him. 1955 01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:26,275 If I want to see an '80s cliche, 1956 01:13:26,310 --> 01:13:27,911 I'll watch an A-ha video, all right? 1957 01:13:27,944 --> 01:13:28,945 Guys, get up. 1958 01:13:28,978 --> 01:13:29,813 Let's get outta here. 1959 01:13:29,845 --> 01:13:30,713 Come on. 1960 01:13:31,381 --> 01:13:33,784 So unless it's raining fie and brimstone outside, 1961 01:13:33,817 --> 01:13:36,386 I'm not playing his stupid game. 1962 01:13:36,418 --> 01:13:38,421 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1963 01:13:38,454 --> 01:13:39,323 Shit. 1964 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:43,661 I'll get my coat. 1965 01:13:47,497 --> 01:13:49,333 EUGENE: Max, first you bring the Nether here. 1966 01:13:49,365 --> 01:13:50,966 Now you're bringing the lion into my den. 1967 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,935 I mean, literally into my den. 1968 01:13:52,969 --> 01:13:54,037 You know why I call him the lion? 1969 01:13:54,069 --> 01:13:56,072 'Cause he's a lyin' sack of shit! 1970 01:13:56,105 --> 01:13:57,773 I have nothing to say to that man. 1971 01:13:57,806 --> 01:13:59,542 No arguing, no arguing. 1972 01:13:59,576 --> 01:14:00,476 No, no, no. 1973 01:14:00,511 --> 01:14:03,947 No, no, no, don't go, don't go, don't go. 1974 01:14:03,979 --> 01:14:05,114 Bart? 1975 01:14:05,148 --> 01:14:06,350 (GASPS) 1976 01:14:06,382 --> 01:14:07,451 Oh! 1977 01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:08,385 Genie! 1978 01:14:08,417 --> 01:14:09,618 Look who's here! 1979 01:14:09,652 --> 01:14:11,688 (LAUGHS GIDDILY) 1980 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:12,888 You look... 1981 01:14:12,921 --> 01:14:13,989 so... 1982 01:14:14,023 --> 01:14:14,891 old. 1983 01:14:15,626 --> 01:14:18,895 And you have a little something right there. 1984 01:14:18,927 --> 01:14:20,430 Let me get that. 1985 01:14:20,462 --> 01:14:21,965 You have something in your nose. 1986 01:14:21,997 --> 01:14:22,832 Blow. 1987 01:14:22,865 --> 01:14:23,699 (BLOWING) 1988 01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:24,601 Good boy. 1989 01:14:26,002 --> 01:14:27,104 Good. 1990 01:14:27,136 --> 01:14:28,404 Now... 1991 01:14:28,438 --> 01:14:29,940 gimme a hug. 1992 01:14:29,972 --> 01:14:31,375 Here you go. 1993 01:14:31,408 --> 01:14:32,008 There you go. 1994 01:14:32,041 --> 01:14:32,943 No, no, no. 1995 01:14:32,975 --> 01:14:34,009 Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma. 1996 01:14:34,042 --> 01:14:35,711 Ma, come on, come on. 1997 01:14:35,744 --> 01:14:36,613 Ma! 1998 01:14:40,783 --> 01:14:41,652 Barton. 1999 01:14:42,819 --> 01:14:43,687 Eugene. 2000 01:14:46,622 --> 01:14:48,692 I'll go make some meatballs. 2001 01:14:48,725 --> 01:14:49,593 Sweet. 2002 01:14:52,060 --> 01:14:54,797 You got a helluva vagina walking into my house like this! 2003 01:14:54,831 --> 01:14:55,832 I have a vagina? 2004 01:14:55,864 --> 01:14:56,699 I have a vagina? 2005 01:14:56,733 --> 01:14:57,367 Really? 2006 01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:58,902 That's the apology from you? 2007 01:14:58,935 --> 01:14:59,770 Okay. 2008 01:14:59,802 --> 01:15:00,636 You know what? 2009 01:15:00,671 --> 01:15:01,671 I don't have time for this, all right? 2010 01:15:01,703 --> 01:15:02,538 Okay? 2011 01:15:02,572 --> 01:15:03,172 I tried. 2012 01:15:03,206 --> 01:15:04,039 Here we go. 2013 01:15:04,073 --> 01:15:04,907 Walk out, you tried. 2014 01:15:04,940 --> 01:15:06,777 Just like you tried to ruin my life? 2015 01:15:06,810 --> 01:15:08,645 Like you tried to ruin my game back in the day? 2016 01:15:08,677 --> 01:15:09,712 Your game? 2017 01:15:09,746 --> 01:15:10,646 Your game? 2018 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:11,548 Really? 2019 01:15:11,581 --> 01:15:12,516 (LAUGHS) 2020 01:15:12,548 --> 01:15:13,449 You know what? 2021 01:15:13,484 --> 01:15:15,552 We staked our entire lives on that game. 2022 01:15:15,585 --> 01:15:16,653 That's what we did. 2023 01:15:16,685 --> 01:15:17,853 But you know what? 2024 01:15:17,886 --> 01:15:18,822 You were ranting like a madman, parties like a rock star, 2025 01:15:18,854 --> 01:15:21,424 being like, "Oh, oh, this game is possessed. 2026 01:15:21,457 --> 01:15:22,658 "Barton is possessed." 2027 01:15:22,692 --> 01:15:23,527 You were possessed! 2028 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,961 We were both possessed! 2029 01:15:24,993 --> 01:15:26,161 You wouldn't know that, though, 2030 01:15:26,194 --> 01:15:28,831 because you were so cracked out on cocaine and Yoo-hoos. 2031 01:15:28,864 --> 01:15:29,865 Ho Hos, they were Ho Hos. 2032 01:15:29,899 --> 01:15:30,734 Do not correct me. 2033 01:15:30,766 --> 01:15:31,600 Do not... 2034 01:15:31,634 --> 01:15:32,569 correct me! 2035 01:15:34,671 --> 01:15:38,641 Even if you put aside all of the bad juju 2036 01:15:38,675 --> 01:15:39,909 you were dealing with... 2037 01:15:39,943 --> 01:15:41,478 Did he just call him a bad Jew? 2038 01:15:41,511 --> 01:15:42,913 Shut up, Reggie! 2039 01:15:44,980 --> 01:15:47,717 All I ever wanted was a partner. 2040 01:15:48,751 --> 01:15:51,688 I just wanted ar real partner. 2041 01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:52,688 You know? 2042 01:15:52,721 --> 01:15:54,157 Through thick and thin. 2043 01:15:54,189 --> 01:15:55,091 And you... 2044 01:15:56,626 --> 01:15:58,161 You turned out to be a liability. 2045 01:15:58,194 --> 01:16:01,031 - A liability? - A liability! 2046 01:16:01,064 --> 01:16:01,898 Guys! 2047 01:16:01,930 --> 01:16:03,532 Shut up! 2048 01:16:03,565 --> 01:16:05,534 Look, you both had your weaknesses exploited. 2049 01:16:05,568 --> 01:16:06,670 Think about it. 2050 01:16:06,703 --> 01:16:08,772 You both got gamed by the nether. 2051 01:16:08,805 --> 01:16:09,639 What are you saying? 2052 01:16:09,672 --> 01:16:11,140 I'm saying it's not anyone's fault. 2053 01:16:11,173 --> 01:16:12,708 Oh, of course! 2054 01:16:12,742 --> 01:16:14,043 It's always somebody else's fault, 2055 01:16:14,077 --> 01:16:15,145 right mister Millennial? 2056 01:16:15,177 --> 01:16:16,011 Shut up, Gene! 2057 01:16:16,045 --> 01:16:16,679 Just listen to the kid! 2058 01:16:16,712 --> 01:16:18,914 Look, it wants to play me. 2059 01:16:18,948 --> 01:16:20,917 But we've been going about it all wrong. 2060 01:16:20,949 --> 01:16:22,618 We can't shut it down remotely, 2061 01:16:22,652 --> 01:16:24,488 we can't delete it, we can't quit. 2062 01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:25,855 Yeah, me, me, me, me. 2063 01:16:25,889 --> 01:16:27,056 It wants to play you. 2064 01:16:27,090 --> 01:16:29,726 We get it, you're the chosen one! 2065 01:16:29,759 --> 01:16:30,426 Look... 2066 01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:33,230 We have to play it, as a team! 2067 01:16:33,262 --> 01:16:35,064 But we have to change the game. 2068 01:16:35,097 --> 01:16:38,601 We have to go to that school and change the source code. 2069 01:16:38,635 --> 01:16:41,570 Wait, I'm not following you. 2070 01:16:41,604 --> 01:16:43,640 What's the one thing the Nether Dungeon never had 2071 01:16:43,672 --> 01:16:45,274 and it won't be expecting? 2072 01:16:45,307 --> 01:16:46,643 Multiplayer. 2073 01:16:46,676 --> 01:16:48,245 (INSPIRED MUSIC) 2074 01:16:48,278 --> 01:16:49,613 Even with the original code, 2075 01:16:49,645 --> 01:16:50,746 to build in that feature, 2076 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,215 we'd have to like port it directly into the server. 2077 01:16:52,247 --> 01:16:53,916 Yeah, you know... 2078 01:16:53,949 --> 01:16:57,686 even I couldn't code that shit in time. 2079 01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,655 Not unless we do it together. 2080 01:16:59,689 --> 01:17:03,059 Okay, well, if we're going in there against the Nether, 2081 01:17:03,091 --> 01:17:05,194 we're gonna need fire power. 2082 01:17:05,228 --> 01:17:06,896 Leave that to me. 2083 01:17:07,796 --> 01:17:09,732 This is like a movie! 2084 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,971 (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC) 2085 01:18:13,229 --> 01:18:16,166 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 2086 01:18:33,682 --> 01:18:36,953 (CLICKING AND WHIRRING) 2087 01:18:52,702 --> 01:18:56,373 (MYSTERIOUS ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 2088 01:19:01,677 --> 01:19:03,012 Where is everyone? 2089 01:19:03,046 --> 01:19:03,913 I don't like it. 2090 01:19:03,945 --> 01:19:05,081 It's like a third-party map 2091 01:19:05,113 --> 01:19:05,948 - on Nether Quest. - Nether Quest. 2092 01:19:05,981 --> 01:19:07,016 Dungeon Master's Castle. 2093 01:19:07,050 --> 01:19:08,918 That's what I just said. 2094 01:19:08,951 --> 01:19:10,119 No you didn't, I just said that. 2095 01:19:10,153 --> 01:19:11,154 I just said that. 2096 01:19:11,186 --> 01:19:12,021 No you didn't, you just... 2097 01:19:12,055 --> 01:19:12,722 I just said those words. 2098 01:19:12,756 --> 01:19:13,890 No, you said Dungeon Master... 2099 01:19:13,922 --> 01:19:14,623 Yes, I did. 2100 01:19:14,657 --> 01:19:15,490 - Yes, I... - That's what I said. 2101 01:19:15,524 --> 01:19:16,692 - Yes, I did. - I said that, right? 2102 01:19:16,725 --> 01:19:17,359 - You said... - Yeah. 2103 01:19:17,393 --> 01:19:18,795 Hey, guys... 2104 01:19:21,197 --> 01:19:22,399 Reggie, Liz... 2105 01:19:23,899 --> 01:19:24,900 you ready? 2106 01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:25,969 I'll run briefs, you tail. 2107 01:19:26,002 --> 01:19:26,937 I've got your flank. 2108 01:19:26,970 --> 01:19:29,439 Upload the mods and stay on your comms. 2109 01:19:29,471 --> 01:19:31,740 We'll locate the server room. 2110 01:19:31,774 --> 01:19:33,877 We'll locate the server room. 2111 01:19:33,909 --> 01:19:34,778 I... 2112 01:19:34,810 --> 01:19:36,078 I just... 2113 01:19:36,112 --> 01:19:37,648 I just said that. 2114 01:19:38,814 --> 01:19:41,150 (CHATTERING) 2115 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:46,355 MAX: You guys ready? 2116 01:19:46,389 --> 01:19:48,792 (WHIRRING) 2117 01:19:49,891 --> 01:19:51,028 Knock knock? 2118 01:19:52,161 --> 01:19:55,164 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 2119 01:19:56,932 --> 01:19:58,400 You guys sure you got this? 2120 01:19:58,434 --> 01:19:59,903 Do us proud. 2121 01:19:59,935 --> 01:20:02,404 Can't carry it for you Mr. Frodo. 2122 01:20:02,438 --> 01:20:04,940 But I can carry you. 2123 01:20:04,974 --> 01:20:05,942 Come on. 2124 01:20:05,975 --> 01:20:07,044 Let's rock! 2125 01:20:08,077 --> 01:20:09,244 Okay. 2126 01:20:09,278 --> 01:20:10,146 Excuse me. 2127 01:20:14,050 --> 01:20:14,884 Now! 2128 01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:15,752 Come on! 2129 01:20:15,784 --> 01:20:18,020 (BLASTING) 2130 01:20:18,054 --> 01:20:19,489 (WHIRRING) 2131 01:20:19,521 --> 01:20:20,355 Hey! 2132 01:20:20,389 --> 01:20:21,324 Come on, kid. 2133 01:20:21,356 --> 01:20:22,693 They got this. 2134 01:20:23,391 --> 01:20:24,359 They got this, right? 2135 01:20:24,393 --> 01:20:25,328 Yeah, they got this. 2136 01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,729 You gotta trust your partner. 2137 01:20:26,762 --> 01:20:27,396 Yeah. 2138 01:20:27,430 --> 01:20:28,097 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2139 01:20:28,131 --> 01:20:30,100 Come on, trust your partners. 2140 01:20:30,132 --> 01:20:30,966 Let's go. 2141 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,003 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 2142 01:20:36,872 --> 01:20:37,806 Come on. 2143 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,342 Trust your partner. 2144 01:20:39,375 --> 01:20:40,210 Sorry. 2145 01:20:40,243 --> 01:20:41,311 Sorry, sorry. 2146 01:20:42,779 --> 01:20:45,081 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2147 01:20:45,113 --> 01:20:47,317 (BLASTING) 2148 01:20:59,127 --> 01:21:00,764 I hope this thing works. 2149 01:21:00,796 --> 01:21:02,998 (BLASTING) 2150 01:21:12,007 --> 01:21:12,876 Bitchin'. 2151 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:20,784 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 2152 01:21:30,158 --> 01:21:32,362 (BLASTING) 2153 01:21:45,341 --> 01:21:46,476 Guys... 2154 01:21:46,509 --> 01:21:48,110 I'm in the arena. 2155 01:21:48,144 --> 01:21:50,180 Oh, this place is a trip! 2156 01:21:53,149 --> 01:21:56,153 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 2157 01:21:59,221 --> 01:22:00,456 Uh... 2158 01:22:00,488 --> 01:22:01,390 guys? 2159 01:22:01,423 --> 01:22:02,324 Shit's gettin' real in here. 2160 01:22:02,358 --> 01:22:04,226 You might wanna hurry. 2161 01:22:13,336 --> 01:22:14,204 Okay. 2162 01:22:16,171 --> 01:22:18,240 (GRUMBLING) 2163 01:22:18,274 --> 01:22:19,142 Are you kiddin' me? 2164 01:22:19,175 --> 01:22:20,043 Come on. 2165 01:22:21,877 --> 01:22:22,545 Uh... 2166 01:22:24,145 --> 01:22:25,014 Bingo. 2167 01:22:32,421 --> 01:22:34,123 How much time do you need? 2168 01:22:34,155 --> 01:22:35,958 Like three minutes. 2169 01:22:37,393 --> 01:22:38,226 All right, you're... 2170 01:22:38,261 --> 01:22:39,963 You're the best coder I know, okay? 2171 01:22:39,996 --> 01:22:40,630 Yeah. 2172 01:22:40,662 --> 01:22:41,496 You got this. 2173 01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:43,099 I got this. 2174 01:22:43,131 --> 01:22:44,266 Yeah, I just said that. 2175 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:45,201 Okay, okay, okay, go, go, go, go. 2176 01:22:45,234 --> 01:22:47,370 Okay, okay, okay. 2177 01:22:47,403 --> 01:22:48,271 Hey! 2178 01:22:49,305 --> 01:22:52,175 I'm burnin' down your castle, you Nether turds! 2179 01:22:52,207 --> 01:22:53,342 Huh? 2180 01:22:53,376 --> 01:22:54,543 You wanna fight? 2181 01:22:54,577 --> 01:22:56,112 Come on! 2182 01:22:56,145 --> 01:22:57,947 Come and get me! 2183 01:22:57,979 --> 01:23:00,250 Daddy's home! (CACKLES) 2184 01:23:00,283 --> 01:23:02,185 (SHRIEKS) (BLASTING) 2185 01:23:02,217 --> 01:23:03,051 Don't just stand there! 2186 01:23:03,085 --> 01:23:03,953 Stop him! 2187 01:23:11,359 --> 01:23:13,328 (BLASTING) 2188 01:23:13,362 --> 01:23:14,497 Piece of cake. 2189 01:23:14,529 --> 01:23:16,064 (LAUGHING) 2190 01:23:16,097 --> 01:23:18,301 Did you see that punch move I just did? 2191 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,969 You see me pwn that noob? 2192 01:23:20,002 --> 01:23:20,937 Oh my god. 2193 01:23:20,970 --> 01:23:22,972 Dude, we just killed it! 2194 01:23:24,472 --> 01:23:27,543 (TYPING FRANTICALLY) 2195 01:23:28,644 --> 01:23:31,381 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 2196 01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:46,528 Just... 2197 01:23:46,561 --> 01:23:48,331 let me adjust my chair here. 2198 01:23:48,363 --> 01:23:52,167 I can't kick your ass if I'm not comfortable. 2199 01:23:53,668 --> 01:23:55,939 Oh, 30 seconds left. 2200 01:23:55,971 --> 01:23:59,274 I always like running down the clock. 2201 01:23:59,307 --> 01:24:00,976 Come on, guys. 2202 01:24:01,010 --> 01:24:03,146 (CHOKING) 2203 01:24:10,319 --> 01:24:11,387 Hey noob... 2204 01:24:11,420 --> 01:24:12,255 Blue lightning bolt! 2205 01:24:12,287 --> 01:24:17,026 (SQUIRTING) (SHOUTING) 2206 01:24:20,061 --> 01:24:21,229 Oh, shit. 2207 01:24:21,262 --> 01:24:23,432 (BLASTING) 2208 01:24:23,466 --> 01:24:26,469 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2209 01:24:31,573 --> 01:24:35,377 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 2210 01:24:35,411 --> 01:24:37,313 (BLASTING) 2211 01:24:37,345 --> 01:24:38,180 Boom! 2212 01:24:38,213 --> 01:24:39,515 High score. 2213 01:24:39,547 --> 01:24:40,382 Thank you. 2214 01:24:40,416 --> 01:24:41,484 Yeah, let's go. 2215 01:24:41,516 --> 01:24:42,385 Okay. 2216 01:24:45,121 --> 01:24:45,755 I'm good! 2217 01:24:45,787 --> 01:24:46,655 I'm good. 2218 01:24:48,256 --> 01:24:50,092 All right, Doom Bringer dude. 2219 01:24:50,126 --> 01:24:54,396 Hope you don't mind if I invite a few of my friends. 2220 01:24:55,797 --> 01:24:58,600 (INSPIRED MUSIC) 2221 01:25:10,645 --> 01:25:12,215 Okay, guys... 2222 01:25:12,247 --> 01:25:13,115 we got it. 2223 01:25:20,189 --> 01:25:22,392 (WHIRRING) 2224 01:25:27,462 --> 01:25:29,631 (CHUCKLES) 2225 01:25:31,067 --> 01:25:32,502 Whoa. 2226 01:25:32,534 --> 01:25:33,403 Damn, Liz! 2227 01:25:34,403 --> 01:25:36,806 (LAUGHING) 2228 01:25:36,838 --> 01:25:38,274 What are you laughing at? 2229 01:25:38,306 --> 01:25:39,675 Look at your gear, dude. 2230 01:25:39,707 --> 01:25:41,377 Don't be jealous. 2231 01:25:43,345 --> 01:25:46,048 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 2232 01:25:52,253 --> 01:25:54,390 Shit just got real real. 2233 01:25:55,524 --> 01:25:58,294 Oh shit, he's really big. 2234 01:25:58,327 --> 01:25:59,195 Yeah. 2235 01:26:04,100 --> 01:26:06,302 (SLAMMING) 2236 01:26:13,109 --> 01:26:14,710 We're in its world now, 2237 01:26:14,743 --> 01:26:16,546 which means we gotta play bit its rules. 2238 01:26:16,578 --> 01:26:18,648 Yeah, it also means that we have no extra lives. 2239 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:21,349 Rogue-like, perma-death. 2240 01:26:21,382 --> 01:26:22,717 Okay. 2241 01:26:22,751 --> 01:26:25,253 Here's what we're gonna do. 2242 01:26:25,287 --> 01:26:27,789 Liz, open it up with the lightwave aura spell. 2243 01:26:27,823 --> 01:26:29,092 Reg... 2244 01:26:29,125 --> 01:26:30,725 brimstone blockade? 2245 01:26:30,759 --> 01:26:33,195 You've got my shield. 2246 01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:34,697 You've got my staff. 2247 01:26:34,729 --> 01:26:36,431 We've got each other. 2248 01:26:36,465 --> 01:26:37,266 (KISSES CHEEK) 2249 01:26:37,298 --> 01:26:40,636 Hey, don't mess it up like usual. 2250 01:26:40,668 --> 01:26:41,738 Let's rock! 2251 01:26:43,506 --> 01:26:45,708 (SHOUTING) 2252 01:26:50,279 --> 01:26:52,615 (BLASTING) 2253 01:26:52,648 --> 01:26:55,452 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2254 01:27:14,170 --> 01:27:15,505 Bob and weave, Max. 2255 01:27:15,537 --> 01:27:16,672 Bob and weave! 2256 01:27:59,614 --> 01:28:03,286 (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING) 2257 01:28:03,319 --> 01:28:04,187 Max! 2258 01:28:05,386 --> 01:28:07,556 (BLASTING) 2259 01:28:19,868 --> 01:28:22,672 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2260 01:28:45,694 --> 01:28:47,730 (BOOMING) 2261 01:28:47,762 --> 01:28:50,399 (LAUGHING) (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2262 01:28:50,431 --> 01:28:51,367 Yes! 2263 01:28:51,399 --> 01:28:52,268 Woo! 2264 01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,503 We just saved the world! 2265 01:28:55,537 --> 01:28:56,539 Oh my god. 2266 01:28:57,573 --> 01:29:00,310 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 2267 01:29:03,779 --> 01:29:05,982 (WHIRRING) 2268 01:29:10,418 --> 01:29:12,622 (EXHALING) 2269 01:29:15,457 --> 01:29:16,592 So, that's it? 2270 01:29:16,625 --> 01:29:17,460 EUGENE: Yup. 2271 01:29:17,493 --> 01:29:18,161 MAX: It's over? 2272 01:29:18,194 --> 01:29:19,095 How are we gonna explain this? 2273 01:29:19,127 --> 01:29:20,328 EUGENE: Well, that's the beauty, kid. 2274 01:29:20,363 --> 01:29:25,668 When these folks come out of this, they won't remember shit. 2275 01:29:25,701 --> 01:29:26,668 And you should've seen Max. 2276 01:29:26,702 --> 01:29:28,671 He totally sacrificed himself. 2277 01:29:28,703 --> 01:29:30,038 That was so hot! 2278 01:29:30,072 --> 01:29:32,307 What about Liz rocking that mage staff? 2279 01:29:32,341 --> 01:29:33,809 And Reggie, dude, that ax work? 2280 01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:35,510 And, hey, you didn't bail. 2281 01:29:35,543 --> 01:29:37,512 Guys, what about those sweet outfits? 2282 01:29:37,546 --> 01:29:38,381 Oh, the kilt? 2283 01:29:38,413 --> 01:29:39,514 That was so freeing. 2284 01:29:39,547 --> 01:29:41,283 These guys are the shiznits. 2285 01:29:41,317 --> 01:29:41,951 Yeah. 2286 01:29:41,984 --> 01:29:44,520 Real Nether blasters. 2287 01:29:44,552 --> 01:29:46,389 (INSPIRED MUSIC) 2288 01:29:46,421 --> 01:29:47,422 That's it! 2289 01:29:48,890 --> 01:29:50,425 Oh, it is official, my children! 2290 01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:52,595 Man, the Nether Blasters... 2291 01:29:52,627 --> 01:29:56,765 are now members of the International E-Sports League! 2292 01:29:56,798 --> 01:29:58,067 (CHEERING) 2293 01:29:58,100 --> 01:30:00,536 You get a jersey, you get a jersey! 2294 01:30:00,569 --> 01:30:01,470 Sweet! 2295 01:30:01,503 --> 01:30:02,037 And are we gonna leave you jersey-less? 2296 01:30:02,070 --> 01:30:03,706 Welcome to new jersey! 2297 01:30:03,738 --> 01:30:05,040 Oh my god, look at that! 2298 01:30:05,073 --> 01:30:05,741 Put 'em on! 2299 01:30:05,774 --> 01:30:06,808 We should all live in jerseys. 2300 01:30:06,841 --> 01:30:07,842 They look awesome! 2301 01:30:07,876 --> 01:30:09,311 That looks jer... 2302 01:30:09,345 --> 01:30:11,079 That's jersey fresh. 2303 01:30:11,113 --> 01:30:12,815 Well done, kids, well done, kids. 2304 01:30:12,847 --> 01:30:13,515 Boom town! 2305 01:30:13,548 --> 01:30:15,850 This is really, really cool. 2306 01:30:15,884 --> 01:30:16,851 Oh my god, it's startin'. 2307 01:30:16,885 --> 01:30:17,953 Come here, come here, come here, come here! 2308 01:30:17,985 --> 01:30:19,322 It's on, it's happenin'! 2309 01:30:19,354 --> 01:30:20,989 Come back here, look at this! 2310 01:30:21,023 --> 01:30:22,358 Everyone shut up! 2311 01:30:22,390 --> 01:30:24,492 I know you weren't talkin', but, you know. 2312 01:30:24,525 --> 01:30:25,493 REPORTER: One question for you! 2313 01:30:25,527 --> 01:30:27,529 We have one question, one question for you! 2314 01:30:27,563 --> 01:30:28,364 You know what, before we start, 2315 01:30:28,396 --> 01:30:29,698 can I just say we're really excited 2316 01:30:29,731 --> 01:30:31,367 to be working with Konicom. 2317 01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:34,903 The game is called the Nether Realm VR. 2318 01:30:34,936 --> 01:30:35,770 Okay? 2319 01:30:35,804 --> 01:30:36,637 Write that down. 2320 01:30:36,671 --> 01:30:38,106 Nether Realm VR, and it's a way for us 2321 01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:41,010 to take the Nether series to the next level. 2322 01:30:41,042 --> 01:30:41,810 Yes. 2323 01:30:41,844 --> 01:30:42,845 Yeah, that's right, that's right. 2324 01:30:42,877 --> 01:30:43,813 No, hold on one second. 2325 01:30:43,845 --> 01:30:45,847 See, it's old but it's new again, you know? 2326 01:30:45,881 --> 01:30:48,718 We're working with a brilliant new team of talent. 2327 01:30:48,751 --> 01:30:50,920 Our lead development intern is this guy 2328 01:30:50,953 --> 01:30:52,722 named Max Jenkins, who's a genius. 2329 01:30:52,755 --> 01:30:54,789 That's me, that's me! 2330 01:30:54,823 --> 01:30:55,658 You're famous! 2331 01:30:55,690 --> 01:30:56,725 We know someone famous! 2332 01:30:56,759 --> 01:30:57,726 (LAUGHING) 2333 01:30:57,760 --> 01:31:01,530 And his Beta Blasters, who are Reggie and Liz. 2334 01:31:01,563 --> 01:31:02,565 Oh my god! 2335 01:31:02,597 --> 01:31:03,298 You guys are like 2336 01:31:03,332 --> 01:31:05,000 ♪ The professor and Mary Ann ♪ 2337 01:31:05,033 --> 01:31:07,002 You got mentions as well! 2338 01:31:07,034 --> 01:31:08,770 They are fantastic, and they're working out 2339 01:31:08,804 --> 01:31:10,940 all the bugs in the game before it's released. 2340 01:31:10,972 --> 01:31:11,606 We have a great team. 2341 01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:12,974 Rest assured, a great team. 2342 01:31:13,007 --> 01:31:14,476 - A great team. - Yes, you in the back. 2343 01:31:14,510 --> 01:31:15,311 Oh my god! 2344 01:31:15,344 --> 01:31:17,712 Okay, huge fan, total Nether groupie. 2345 01:31:17,746 --> 01:31:19,748 You guys, this is incredible! 2346 01:31:19,782 --> 01:31:23,752 I mean, you're both back together, working together again! 2347 01:31:23,786 --> 01:31:25,954 You still living with your mom? 2348 01:31:25,988 --> 01:31:28,657 (CROWD LAUGHING) 2349 01:31:28,689 --> 01:31:30,158 REPORTER: We have one question, one questions for you. 2350 01:31:30,192 --> 01:31:31,627 I'm sorry, for Konicom. 2351 01:31:31,659 --> 01:31:33,595 So, with Eugene and Bart back on the team, 2352 01:31:33,628 --> 01:31:35,698 will Nether Realm VR resemble 2353 01:31:35,730 --> 01:31:37,899 any of the early installments of the Nether series, 2354 01:31:37,932 --> 01:31:42,604 and will there be any Easter eggs for fans in the game? 2355 01:31:42,637 --> 01:31:43,506 Yeah. 2356 01:31:45,940 --> 01:31:47,076 (THROAT CLEARS) 2357 01:31:47,109 --> 01:31:47,977 Yes. 2358 01:31:49,211 --> 01:31:53,149 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 2359 01:31:56,150 --> 01:31:58,019 Who speaks Russian? 2360 01:31:58,052 --> 01:31:58,953 Uh... 2361 01:31:58,987 --> 01:32:02,858 (SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 2362 01:32:02,890 --> 01:32:04,426 Why don't they ever translate this? 2363 01:32:04,460 --> 01:32:05,094 Oh, here it is. 2364 01:32:05,127 --> 01:32:06,429 We're excited to announce 2365 01:32:06,462 --> 01:32:08,664 as a surprise to our friends here... 2366 01:32:08,697 --> 01:32:10,099 Give me your hand, give me your hand. 2367 01:32:10,131 --> 01:32:13,001 That we've been able to recover old code 2368 01:32:13,034 --> 01:32:16,572 from the Nether Dungeon and will be including 2369 01:32:16,604 --> 01:32:19,707 a retro tribute mode in their honor. 2370 01:32:19,740 --> 01:32:22,978 REPORTER: Question for Konicom, one question for Konicom! 2371 01:32:23,011 --> 01:32:25,114 Oh my god, yes! 2372 01:32:25,146 --> 01:32:26,515 Yes! 2373 01:32:26,547 --> 01:32:29,484 This game is gonna change history, man! 2374 01:32:29,518 --> 01:32:30,953 History! 2375 01:32:30,985 --> 01:32:32,488 (SCREAMING) 2376 01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:35,123 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2377 01:33:03,952 --> 01:33:04,920 Poor Steve. 2378 01:33:04,953 --> 01:33:05,788 EUGENE: Yeah, well... 2379 01:33:05,820 --> 01:33:07,856 (WHIRRING) 2380 01:33:07,890 --> 01:33:09,525 ALL: Steve! 2381 01:33:09,557 --> 01:33:11,694 Whoa, guys, you are not gonna believe 2382 01:33:11,726 --> 01:33:13,595 the dream I just had. 2383 01:33:13,628 --> 01:33:14,796 I have really gotta change the vitamins, 2384 01:33:14,829 --> 01:33:18,067 up the carbs, and double the supplements. 2385 01:33:18,100 --> 01:33:19,835 (LAUGHING) 2386 01:33:19,868 --> 01:33:22,672 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2387 01:34:46,220 --> 01:34:47,088 Whoa! 2388 01:34:48,957 --> 01:34:50,259 Gramps? 2389 01:34:50,292 --> 01:34:52,261 We gotta get that sleepwalking figured out, man. 2390 01:34:52,293 --> 01:34:53,328 For real. 2391 01:34:53,362 --> 01:34:57,667 At least I didn't take my clothes off this time. 2392 01:34:58,332 --> 01:35:00,268 It's good to see you. 2393 01:35:03,070 --> 01:35:04,139 What was that about? 2394 01:35:04,171 --> 01:35:05,372 Nothing. 2395 01:35:05,407 --> 01:35:08,277 Oh, by the way, I got a new internship at a gaming company. 2396 01:35:08,310 --> 01:35:09,878 Really? 2397 01:35:09,911 --> 01:35:10,712 That's great. 2398 01:35:10,746 --> 01:35:11,846 That's just great. 2399 01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:13,015 Let's celebrate! 2400 01:35:13,047 --> 01:35:14,248 I'll make some steak. 2401 01:35:14,282 --> 01:35:15,217 Come on. 2402 01:35:15,250 --> 01:35:16,652 I'm starving. 2403 01:35:19,220 --> 01:35:22,023 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 2404 01:36:08,235 --> 01:36:09,171 LIZ: You... 2405 01:36:09,203 --> 01:36:10,072 First things first, bud. 2406 01:36:10,104 --> 01:36:12,073 You walk into our store. 2407 01:36:12,106 --> 01:36:12,875 Am I too... 2408 01:36:12,908 --> 01:36:14,209 Oh, did I miss my mark? (LAUGHING) 2409 01:36:14,242 --> 01:36:15,077 Sorry. 2410 01:36:15,109 --> 01:36:15,943 That's all right. 2411 01:36:15,976 --> 01:36:16,744 I'll find the camera. 2412 01:36:16,778 --> 01:36:19,682 I'll find the camera. (LAUGHING) 2413 01:36:19,715 --> 01:36:21,050 Here you go gamers. 2414 01:36:21,082 --> 01:36:22,050 (CLATTERING) 2415 01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:22,952 Whoa! 2416 01:36:24,152 --> 01:36:24,987 HASSIE: Wow. 2417 01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:25,854 DIRECTOR: Cut! 2418 01:36:25,886 --> 01:36:26,554 (LAUGHING) 2419 01:36:26,587 --> 01:36:27,822 JOEY: You got that, right? 2420 01:36:27,855 --> 01:36:29,724 You're a single player, kid. 2421 01:36:29,757 --> 01:36:31,960 Always have been, always will be. 2422 01:36:31,993 --> 01:36:35,698 At least I won't be remembered as a washed-up has-bee. 2423 01:36:35,730 --> 01:36:36,364 (GASPING) 2424 01:36:36,398 --> 01:36:37,231 That's a... 2425 01:36:37,265 --> 01:36:38,067 That's... 2426 01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:39,334 That's a real effect. 2427 01:36:39,367 --> 01:36:40,402 MAN: That's a legit effect. 2428 01:36:40,435 --> 01:36:41,970 GREG: Wow, that was so incredible, that timing. 2429 01:36:42,002 --> 01:36:43,072 Jesus! 2430 01:36:43,104 --> 01:36:43,972 Wow! 2431 01:36:45,207 --> 01:36:48,077 This virtual mall is amazing, man. 2432 01:36:49,377 --> 01:36:50,246 And I... 2433 01:36:51,212 --> 01:36:53,215 I am a virtual mall rat. 2434 01:36:54,248 --> 01:36:55,317 MAN: Yes! 2435 01:36:55,350 --> 01:36:56,485 (LAUGHING) 2436 01:36:56,518 --> 01:36:57,351 Thank you, sir. 2437 01:36:57,385 --> 01:36:58,454 Come on! 2438 01:36:58,487 --> 01:36:59,721 Thank you for humoring me. 2439 01:36:59,755 --> 01:37:01,923 (LAUGHING) 2440 01:37:01,957 --> 01:37:03,358 How was I supposed to know that was gonna happen? 2441 01:37:03,390 --> 01:37:05,126 Just listen! 2442 01:37:05,159 --> 01:37:08,130 That's all you had to do, was listen! 2443 01:37:08,162 --> 01:37:10,498 I don't remember what you were supposed to listen to. 2444 01:37:10,532 --> 01:37:12,000 What is it? 2445 01:37:12,033 --> 01:37:13,235 All you had to do was listen to me! 2446 01:37:13,268 --> 01:37:14,368 I've been, I've been, I've been preparing 2447 01:37:14,402 --> 01:37:17,172 my whole life for this moment. 2448 01:37:17,204 --> 01:37:19,108 Oh, you mean the ancient... (SIGHS) 2449 01:37:19,140 --> 01:37:19,942 (LAUGHING) 2450 01:37:19,975 --> 01:37:20,609 All right, from the top. 2451 01:37:20,643 --> 01:37:22,911 Two guys that are like... 2452 01:37:22,944 --> 01:37:23,879 "Oh, yeah." 2453 01:37:25,012 --> 01:37:26,849 I can't remember shit. 2454 01:37:27,783 --> 01:37:28,884 Ma! 2455 01:37:28,917 --> 01:37:31,320 (DOG BARKING) 2456 01:37:32,953 --> 01:37:37,960 You turned her into a god damn dog, you son of a bitch! 2457 01:37:38,159 --> 01:37:38,827 What? 2458 01:37:38,859 --> 01:37:40,496 Bros, bros, bros, same team! 2459 01:37:40,529 --> 01:37:42,798 (BARKING) 2460 01:37:42,831 --> 01:37:43,664 - Come on! - What? 2461 01:37:43,698 --> 01:37:45,166 Bros, bros, we're on the same team! 2462 01:37:45,199 --> 01:37:46,868 Bring it! 2463 01:37:46,902 --> 01:37:49,105 (LAUGHING) 2464 01:37:50,171 --> 01:37:51,072 I wasn't expecting that. 2465 01:37:51,105 --> 01:37:52,006 It was so good. 2466 01:37:52,039 --> 01:37:53,108 I'm sorry. 2467 01:37:53,140 --> 01:37:54,009 Ma! 2468 01:37:55,377 --> 01:37:57,379 (DOG BARKING) 2469 01:37:57,412 --> 01:37:59,280 (IMITATES YELPING) 2470 01:37:59,314 --> 01:38:00,949 DIRECTOR: Cut! 2471 01:38:00,981 --> 01:38:03,018 (LAUGHING) 2472 01:38:03,051 --> 01:38:05,387 MAX AND REGGIE: Holy shit! 2473 01:38:06,186 --> 01:38:07,087 I've just realized I ate the gum 2474 01:38:07,122 --> 01:38:09,091 with the wrapper on it, but that's okay. 2475 01:38:09,123 --> 01:38:11,126 (LAUGHING) 2476 01:38:11,158 --> 01:38:12,393 TOM: Dude, commit, you're killin' it. 2477 01:38:12,426 --> 01:38:13,561 Let's do it, let's do it. 2478 01:38:13,595 --> 01:38:15,931 (EXHALES) 2479 01:38:16,597 --> 01:38:18,067 Ma, meatballs! 2480 01:38:20,301 --> 01:38:21,235 DIRECTOR: Cut! 2481 01:38:21,269 --> 01:38:22,371 (LAUGHING) 2482 01:38:22,404 --> 01:38:24,139 HASSIE: Ma, margaritas! 2483 01:38:24,171 --> 01:38:26,174 Meatballs, Ma. 2484 01:38:26,207 --> 01:38:29,978 You know, even I couldn't code that shit in time. 2485 01:38:30,011 --> 01:38:32,481 Not unless we do it together. 2486 01:38:32,514 --> 01:38:33,849 Together. 2487 01:38:33,881 --> 01:38:34,982 ♪ Together ♪ 2488 01:38:35,015 --> 01:38:38,152 ♪ Wherever we go ♪ 2489 01:38:38,185 --> 01:38:39,220 ♪ You say potato ♪ 2490 01:38:39,253 --> 01:38:40,322 ♪ I say potato ♪ 2491 01:38:40,354 --> 01:38:41,422 ♪ You say Chicano ♪ 2492 01:38:41,456 --> 01:38:42,090 ♪ I say Chicano ♪ 2493 01:38:42,123 --> 01:38:43,192 Oh, that's really offensive. 2494 01:38:43,225 --> 01:38:44,226 Is that racist? 2495 01:38:44,259 --> 01:38:46,895 (LAUGHING) 2496 01:38:46,927 --> 01:38:49,064 DIRECTOR: Cut! 2497 01:38:49,096 --> 01:38:50,599 ♪ Potato potato ♪ 2498 01:38:50,631 --> 01:38:52,266 ♪ Chicano Chicano ♪ 2499 01:38:52,300 --> 01:38:53,502 ♪ Let's call the whole thing off ♪ 2500 01:38:53,534 --> 01:38:55,938 (LAUGHING) 2501 01:38:58,305 --> 01:38:59,174 Oh god. 2502 01:39:01,076 --> 01:39:01,909 We get it! 2503 01:39:01,943 --> 01:39:02,610 It wants to play you! 2504 01:39:02,644 --> 01:39:04,146 You're the chosen one! 2505 01:39:04,179 --> 01:39:05,047 We get it! 2506 01:39:06,948 --> 01:39:08,818 TOM: Damn straight. 2507 01:39:10,185 --> 01:39:11,019 DIRECTOR: Cut. 2508 01:39:11,051 --> 01:39:11,987 And action. 2509 01:39:13,387 --> 01:39:14,222 Hey! 2510 01:39:14,256 --> 01:39:15,324 Come on, kid. 2511 01:39:15,356 --> 01:39:17,024 They got this. 2512 01:39:17,057 --> 01:39:18,226 They got this, right? 2513 01:39:18,260 --> 01:39:20,628 Yeah, they got this. 2514 01:39:20,662 --> 01:39:22,297 You gotta trust your partner. 2515 01:39:22,329 --> 01:39:24,198 Oh, you gotta trust your partner? 2516 01:39:24,231 --> 01:39:26,435 (LAUGHING) 2517 01:39:27,435 --> 01:39:28,971 DIRECTOR: Cut. 2518 01:39:30,572 --> 01:39:31,373 And you should've seen Max. 2519 01:39:31,405 --> 01:39:33,074 Like, he totally sacrificed himself. 2520 01:39:33,108 --> 01:39:34,076 That was pretty hot. 2521 01:39:34,109 --> 01:39:36,545 Well, what about Liz rockin' that mage staff? 2522 01:39:36,578 --> 01:39:38,380 And Reggie, dude that ax work... 2523 01:39:38,412 --> 01:39:39,247 Oh, shit! 2524 01:39:39,280 --> 01:39:40,114 (LAUGHING) 2525 01:39:40,148 --> 01:39:41,217 - Oh no! - No! 2526 01:39:42,384 --> 01:39:43,385 DIRECTOR: Cut. 2527 01:39:43,417 --> 01:39:44,385 So, that's it? 2528 01:39:44,418 --> 01:39:45,220 EUGENE: Yup. 2529 01:39:45,252 --> 01:39:46,087 It's over? 2530 01:39:46,121 --> 01:39:46,954 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2531 01:39:46,988 --> 01:39:48,256 How are we gonna explain this, though? 2532 01:39:48,289 --> 01:39:49,425 Well, that's the beauty of this. 2533 01:39:49,457 --> 01:39:51,425 When these people wake up, they won't remember a thing. 2534 01:39:51,458 --> 01:39:52,894 Geno, you know, this whole... 2535 01:39:52,927 --> 01:39:53,695 Holy fuck! 2536 01:39:53,729 --> 01:39:54,563 - What just happened? - Oh, shit. 2537 01:39:54,596 --> 01:39:55,997 Oh my god, it started all over again! 2538 01:39:56,030 --> 01:39:58,199 (LAUGHING) 2539 01:39:58,233 --> 01:40:00,168 This is like a movie! 2540 01:40:03,104 --> 01:40:04,539 Right? 2541 01:40:04,572 --> 01:40:05,908 Don't you guys see it? 2542 01:40:05,940 --> 01:40:07,275 You know, the friends coming together, 2543 01:40:07,309 --> 01:40:10,244 and best friend thing, and... 2544 01:40:10,278 --> 01:40:11,613 you know, the undiscovered love, 2545 01:40:11,645 --> 01:40:14,349 and he finds it at the end, and ... 2546 01:40:14,381 --> 01:40:15,516 the Nether? 2547 01:40:15,550 --> 01:40:16,485 The Nether! 2548 01:40:17,484 --> 01:40:18,319 Right? 2549 01:40:18,353 --> 01:40:20,154 The video game store. 2550 01:40:21,189 --> 01:40:22,090 Fighting th... 2551 01:40:22,123 --> 01:40:24,492 You have a glowing sword, for god sakes. 2552 01:40:24,525 --> 01:40:28,029 Who has a glowing sword other than a movie? 2553 01:40:28,063 --> 01:40:30,065 Small budget, not a lotta money. 2554 01:40:30,097 --> 01:40:32,567 I don't know we (BLEEP) did it. 2555 01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,504 (LAUGHING) 2556 01:40:35,537 --> 01:40:39,708 (DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 2557 01:40:39,740 --> 01:40:42,677 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 2558 01:40:42,804 --> 01:40:47,804 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 165989

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