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People have been pouring in
right from the morning
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Yes. The more shoulders you find
at a time like this the better
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The poor chap! Till yesterday,
he was having fun and frolic
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He had just started living it up.
And in the prime of his youth...
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Alas! It's so sad!
Is someone dead?
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No, he's getting married tomorrow
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Prem! Come over immediately.
I'm so shit scared...
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Iooks like I'll never have to
get up from this place ever again
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Jerk, till yesterday, we didn't
have the licence to have a honeymoon
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After your wedding tomorrow,
you'll have the licence...
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to have a honeymoon all your life!
A genuine one!
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And what haven't I done for a license?
I begged God...
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even consulted a palmist.
But even when I land a girl...
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she won't let me touch her!
One was the movie...
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and here's a case of
the handbeingthebestbet
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But that bachelor party I've
arranged. Is it necessary?
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Now look, this bachelors' party
is meant less for you...
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and more for bachelors like us,
you dig?
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But if we get caught today, I'll
remain a bachelor all my life
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Nothing of the sort's going to happen!
Just imagine...
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the beach at Madh Island.
A bungalow on the beach...
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and Vimla and Mangala
in the bungalow!
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But where's Meet, by the way?
Don't you know him?
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He must've run into one
of Pooja's friends
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Excuse me...
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if I'm not wrong, aren't you
my sister Pooja's friend?
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Bye, baby
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Hello, sister.
Namaste, dude
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Hi guys! What's up?
This girl who just left...?
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Oh yes, She's my sister
Pooja's friend
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Beats me, Meet! How does this
formula of yours always work?
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Very simple. You won't find a more
common name than Pooja in this country
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Shout "Pooja" on the streets
and a dozen girls will rush to you
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Every girl has a friend called Pooja.
So I turn Pooja's brother...
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and then, her friend's beau!
Nice name your parents gave you
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Every girl you meet,
you become her "Meet" (mate)
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You know my funda
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Days and girls must change
at the break of dawn
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Enough. Stop flattering yourself.
Cut it out, guys
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I've tried the bridegroom's
uniform a dozen times
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But I'm still very scared.
You ought to be too
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A marriage brings not only an
engagement ring and a wedding ring...
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there's another ring too.
What?
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Suffering! So my friend, live it up
to your heart's content tonight
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Because with the sunrise tomorrow,
you're gonna be finished!
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"A bachelor..."
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"has taken the bait"
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"The poor chap..."
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"has fallen in the trap"
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"Just a couple of days
of moonlit romance..."
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"followed by dark nights"
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"Take it from me,
O bridegroom"
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"It's just a matter of time.
You're gonna face the music"
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"A bachelor..."
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"has taken the bait"
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"The poor chap..."
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"has fallen in the trap"
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"Trapped in her
mesmerising eyes..."
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"you're carried away,
because she loves you"
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"A few sweet words that led
to her future being secured"
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"You'd better know
the bitter truth..."
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"better see the face
behind the mask"
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"Do not venture anywhere
near her house"
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"It's just a matter of time.
You're gonna face the music"
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"Yet another bachelor..."
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"takes the bait"
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"Laugh today, for you
have to cry tomorrow..."
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"your peace and happiness,
you're going to lose"
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"You'll stand up
when she asks you to..."
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"you'll have to go to bed,
when she so bids"
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"You'll have to become a slave..."
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"you'll have to grovel before her"
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"So better you come back,
my friend"
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"It's just a matter of time.
You're gonna face the music"
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"Yet another bachelor..."
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"has taken the bait"
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"The poor chap..."
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"has fallen in the trap
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"Just a couple of days
of moonlit romance..."
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"followed by dark nights"
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"Take it from me,
O bridegroom"
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"It's just a matter of time.
You're gonna face the music"
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How many incantations are you
going to recite, priest?
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Weren't you paid to hurry up?
All right, all right
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Put the bridal necklace
around her neck, son
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Hurry up.
Hurry up
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This guy's lost it all right!
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Go on, tiger!
Bell the cat!
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But I've never before...
you know what I mean?
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What difference does it make?
You never knew how to ride a bicycle
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But you learnt. There's no difference
between riding a bicycle and this
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Once you sit on the bicycle,
everything will happen on its own!
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All you got to know is
when to apply the brakes!
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Or she's going to spring
a pregnant tummy!
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Go on!
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All the best on your
life imprisonment!
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But I was here to have
my nuptial night!
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We'll have a nuptial night...
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that won't let you sleep
all your life
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Enough! I can't do it anymore!
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I'm exhausted! I'm no machine.
I've been at it for an hour
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I told you not to stop! You got
to do it at least thrice more
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You got tired quickly even yesterday.
C'mon! Give it all you have!
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Go on, get up...
you got to do the pushups too
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I've been paying for it
in the last three years anyway
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What...?
Push ups... that's what I'm doing
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Bindiya, did you see
my glasses somewhere?
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Must be around somewhere, Mother
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I wonder which scoundrel
cast an evil eye on my eyesight
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I just can't see without my glasses.
Hurry up, Bindiya...
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Brock Lesner's going to break
Kurt Angle's legs on WWF
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The sofa's legs have broken!
Not the sofa, it's my back!
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Is that you, Amar...?
Yes
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You took me for a sofa
and plonked yourself on me!
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Thank God it was you
and not the sofa
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Sofas are so expensive nowadays.
What?
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You're worried about the sofa
and not me...? Get up!
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Thank you, dear
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Listen carefully! My nephew is
coming on a transfer from Delhi soon
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If he sees that my soninlaw
is such a skinny little guy...
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I'm going to lose face
in the community!
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Not to worry, Mother. I'm going to
feed him bittergourd and mint juice...
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and make a Tarzan out of him!
Not Tarzan, my dear. The Undertaker!
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Have you made the potato pancakes
with lots of clarified butter?
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Oh yes, there's the
carrot halwa too, Mummy
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Can I have also have a pancake, Mummy?
You'll get a slap instead
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Now go and get ready quickly.
It's time to leave for the clinic
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And here's your pocketmoney
for the day
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20 rupees, to take you to the clinic.
How about my return...?
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Oh yes.
How about some coffee?
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I'm the one who fills up people's
dental cavities and makes the money
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And I got to ask you for pocketmoney!
Yes
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Because you mustn't eat outside.
Because you mustn't drink and smoke!
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Now go and take a bath!
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Go... and take a bath!
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00:14:51,721 --> 00:14:53,882
Scoundrels! You're laughing at me?
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Have you ever considered what your
buddy's been through these 3 years?
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Guys get cars in dowry.
They get scooters and computers
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And look at me!
I've got a motherinlaw!
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One that was never a daughterinlaw!
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But wherever you guys are...
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I'm sure you're still having
a roaring honeymoon right now
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Even if there's no moon
in the sky...
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the honeymoon happens
with honey every night!
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Don't tell me!
Of course
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That's exactly why I'm late
at work every day
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When one works hard in the night, he'll
obviously wake up late, won't he?
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But I wake up early in the morning
at six every day
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You mean you wake up early
and even go to sleep early!
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Gita and I've planned to watch
a blue film together, you know?
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Blue film? You mean porn?
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Yes, my wife never hesitates
in trying out something new
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New discoveries after all
come from experimentation
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Take Newton, for instance.
There he lay under the tree...
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when the apple fell on him and he
had discovered the law of gravity
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I too will have a nuptial night
as I lie in bed!
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My wife will pounce on me
the moment I get home!
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What are you doing?
Touching my husband's feet
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I beg you, don't keep touching
my feet like this!
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Why not? A woman's heaven
lies at her husband's feet
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The heaven's a bit above the feet,
not "at" the feet!
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What things are you saying?
So you get what I'm saying?
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Oh yes, you spoke about
your heart, didn't you?
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I have a splitting headache!
Want me press your head?
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You won't press what you must!
What?
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My throat!
Why would I press your throat?
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If I had such ideas, why would I observe
so many fasts for your long life?
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You're increasing my lifespan
all right...
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but you're snatching my
youthfulness from me!
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If it isn't this Goddess,
it's that one...
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some excuse or the other!
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You've launched one attack after
another on my happiness for a month!
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A month of abstention from tomorrow.
Abstention...?
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You mean, this month's gonna
play villain and ruin my fun?
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But you aren't observing
a fast today, are you?
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Let the flower of love
blossom tonight!
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No, I got to attend a whole
night session of prayer
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Whole night?
Yes, I was waiting for you to come
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I must leave now
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Ramu, any patient out there?
There is, sir. A lady
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And it appears as if she's been
waiting for lifetimes, not just today
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Who is she?
Miss Saxena
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Saxena!
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Out of fright, my heart's
hammering away wildly
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Check it out
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Ramu, do what you will,
but get rid of her
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Why?
She's one battery...
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that's always ready to charge me!
And I want to remain dead
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Sir, the world says, "Give me red"
And you want to stay dead?
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Stop arguing and do as I say.
Tell her that I took ill...
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and left the clinic!
Then how will you go out, sir?
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How're you doing, Amar?
I'm fine. How're you?
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How's your practice coming along?
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Till there's a virile species
of human beings in the world...
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sexologists like us are going
to have a roaring practice
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Yes, darling?
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No, I'm going to be late tonight
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I'm putting in extra hours
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You know how many patients
I have
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At times, I have to attend
to two of them together
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You go ahead and eat.
Not me...
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I'll eat outside
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Doctor, may I ask you something?
Sure, go ahead
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You said you'd be late. And she
agreed, without a word?
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What's so great about that?
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Never let the wife bully you.
Or she becomes a nuisance
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You must forever remind her that you
wear the pants in the family. Not she
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That's all right. Keep the tea here
and get on with the laundry
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As you command, Bindiyaji
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What are you thinking about?
Nothing
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You're right. They ought to be reminded
that we wear the pants in the family
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Wait for me in the car,
I'll join you soon
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Ever since I've employed
these two girls as nurses...
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I have hordes of patients!
Take this instance a few days earlier
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There was this guy who just
couldn't get it up
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But ever since he saw them,
it's up on salute. Get it?
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I suggest you too employ
a sexy nurse for your dispensary
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Actually, I find it very strange
to deal with women
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But I'm comfortable with guys.
No, don't get very comfortable with me
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That's not how it is! In such matters,
I'm a worshipper of love
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For a moment, I thought you were
angling for a man, you know!
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Prem babu...
What is it?
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00:21:28,951 --> 00:21:31,715
So how did it go last night?
I don't have words to describe it
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Guess what's in my hand.
What?
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A bluefilm. Inspired by
your words last night...
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00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:42,659
I have convinced Snehlata
to do an experiment
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Subramaniam is also going to be
late at work from tomorrow!
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00:22:36,585 --> 00:22:39,713
This scapegoat's about to be slain!
He's lost it
230
00:23:09,885 --> 00:23:12,581
I can't believe it's you in person!
Where were you?
231
00:23:12,721 --> 00:23:15,519
But I'm here! How've you been?
Great! How've you been?
232
00:23:20,596 --> 00:23:21,688
Faggots!
233
00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:26,863
They're hugging in the middle
of the road. Excuse me
234
00:23:31,507 --> 00:23:33,202
In the middle of the road...
235
00:23:33,642 --> 00:23:35,803
Amar? You?
Doctor!
236
00:23:36,245 --> 00:23:40,204
Let me introduce you to my darling.
This is Prem!
237
00:23:44,487 --> 00:23:46,682
"In such matters, I'm
a worshipper of love"
238
00:23:47,256 --> 00:23:50,225
Love on the open streets...?
What a shame!
239
00:23:50,759 --> 00:23:52,386
What's so shameful about it?
240
00:23:52,595 --> 00:23:54,825
Prem and I've been buddies
since we were in college
241
00:23:55,264 --> 00:23:57,630
You mean, you love each other
from so many days?
242
00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:01,562
Oh yes! Why don't you join us?
What rubbish!
243
00:24:03,672 --> 00:24:05,640
Lay off!
What are you doing?
244
00:24:07,209 --> 00:24:08,506
Wait, doctor...
245
00:24:15,217 --> 00:24:20,177
The poor doc must be imagining the
two of us in a pose of Kamasutra!
246
00:24:22,491 --> 00:24:24,857
Give me a fag. Mine are over.
Fag...?
247
00:24:26,228 --> 00:24:28,196
You've given it up?
No ways, dude
248
00:24:28,497 --> 00:24:31,193
Why must I give it up? I light up
a couple of packets in a day
249
00:24:31,567 --> 00:24:34,365
But I don't have any now.
Never mind. We'll send for it
250
00:24:36,238 --> 00:24:37,865
A packet of cigarettes, please.
Very well, sir
251
00:24:41,911 --> 00:24:45,608
Remember, this used to be our haunt
during our college days?
252
00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:48,873
Times have changed,
but not this place
253
00:24:49,685 --> 00:24:52,210
The same tables,
the same chairs... isn't it?
254
00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:56,213
Any news of Meet? Or is he
still hunting cats in Delhi?
255
00:24:56,759 --> 00:25:00,354
He married a rich jeweller's daughter
in Delhi and settled down there
256
00:25:00,930 --> 00:25:04,559
But I'm told he has come back to Mumbai
and has started a jewellery showroom
257
00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:07,162
All said, he found the right match.
Oh yes
258
00:25:07,336 --> 00:25:09,304
He was always after virgins
259
00:25:10,773 --> 00:25:12,741
I got an idea...
No, no...
260
00:25:12,908 --> 00:25:15,433
Listen! Let's have
a reunion, man!
261
00:25:15,978 --> 00:25:17,946
Let the three of us get together
and have a blast
262
00:25:20,883 --> 00:25:22,441
Not three, four of us.
Four?
263
00:25:22,618 --> 00:25:24,586
You, Meet, me and our booze!
264
00:25:35,931 --> 00:25:38,525
Meet hasn't come as yet.
The star will make a late entry
265
00:25:38,901 --> 00:25:40,732
Look! There at the bar!
266
00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:45,797
He started the moment he arrived!
Not a word to him, c'mon!
267
00:25:56,318 --> 00:25:59,617
Hail Shiva! Hail Lord Rama!
268
00:25:59,989 --> 00:26:02,719
We're sorry, we didn't know...
You guys can't do better
269
00:26:03,325 --> 00:26:07,421
When you don't find a chick, you
manage with any Tom, Harry or Dick!
270
00:26:14,937 --> 00:26:16,700
Who are you, mister?
271
00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:19,500
Despo, chicken...
it's me! Meet!
272
00:26:22,211 --> 00:26:25,180
What's wrong with you?
What clothes have you worn?
273
00:26:25,547 --> 00:26:29,347
The whole of India wears
what is the lastest fashion
274
00:26:29,885 --> 00:26:32,752
But what Meet wears
becomes the latest fashion!
275
00:26:33,622 --> 00:26:34,919
Never mind all this!
276
00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:47,363
So how's it going, chicken?
277
00:26:47,603 --> 00:26:50,629
You still have a valid honeymoon
licence or has it already expired?
278
00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:54,801
Marriage and life are
chugging along just fine
279
00:26:55,244 --> 00:26:59,613
Wow! And how about you, despo?
Are you happy or...?
280
00:26:59,982 --> 00:27:01,882
Are you still keeping yourself happy?
281
00:27:06,255 --> 00:27:08,723
Look, guys.
Between a monkey in a cage...
282
00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:11,159
and man in a marriage,
there's not much difference
283
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,628
Even if they want to jump around...
284
00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:17,529
there's just one tree they can
mount in the cage!
285
00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:20,664
Are you living in a jungle of trees
with your wife then?
286
00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:26,435
No, my boy. Aanchal and I
live in our beautiful lovenest
287
00:27:26,942 --> 00:27:31,379
You know me. Girls and bankruptcy
can't twist even a strand of my hair
288
00:27:31,914 --> 00:27:34,940
Really? So how come your hair's
all jelled to your skull?
289
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:41,786
You've been sitting under the tree
and letting the streetside barber...
290
00:27:42,224 --> 00:27:45,523
work on your hair. What would
you know about hairstyles?
291
00:27:48,363 --> 00:27:50,388
The Meet who feasted
on a lavish spread every day...
292
00:27:50,632 --> 00:27:52,657
is satisfied with
a single dish nowadays?
293
00:27:52,935 --> 00:27:55,529
No way!
Aanchal is no ordinary dish
294
00:27:56,238 --> 00:27:59,469
She's a wish every man
prays to God for
295
00:27:59,908 --> 00:28:02,206
But He grants such wishes
only to a chosen few
296
00:28:02,644 --> 00:28:07,809
What an understanding wife I have.
No nagging or meddling!
297
00:28:08,684 --> 00:28:13,519
She gives me so much of space,
sometimes I think I'm on earth...
298
00:28:13,889 --> 00:28:15,720
and she's in outerspace!
299
00:28:29,204 --> 00:28:32,696
Sweetheart, I don't know what gets
into me the moment you leave home
300
00:28:33,308 --> 00:28:35,833
Life is so short!
In this short life...
301
00:28:36,311 --> 00:28:38,279
I don't want to miss a single
expression on your face...
302
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:43,574
nor a single moment of our
togetherness or the words you speak!
303
00:28:51,293 --> 00:28:56,196
Oh yes. All over again...?
We did it half an hour ago, didn't we?
304
00:28:56,765 --> 00:29:00,667
Half an hour...? You know
what could happen in half an hour?
305
00:29:01,236 --> 00:29:04,205
A whole episode of a soap could
get over in half an hour
306
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,404
Water in the freezer turns to ice
in half an hour
307
00:29:07,776 --> 00:29:11,143
What's half an hour? Half a
second's separation from you...
308
00:29:11,446 --> 00:29:13,880
reduces me to half
of myself, sweetheart!
309
00:29:14,349 --> 00:29:15,714
Could I have some water?
310
00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:19,814
I had already drunk from it
311
00:29:25,294 --> 00:29:27,728
Say it louder!
So that everyone can hear you
312
00:29:52,654 --> 00:29:53,848
Happy...?
313
00:29:54,289 --> 00:29:55,256
Very happy!
314
00:29:55,424 --> 00:29:56,982
May I go back now?
315
00:29:57,259 --> 00:29:59,727
Okay, sweetheart.
I'll call again, okay?
316
00:30:12,908 --> 00:30:15,468
These new phones...
they just don't have the range!
317
00:30:16,345 --> 00:30:17,869
Your drink is over?
318
00:30:20,249 --> 00:30:22,217
This will be the last order, sir.
What?
319
00:30:22,551 --> 00:30:24,519
In that case, get us
six bottles more
320
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:28,221
Because no order can stop us
from drinking all night, right?
321
00:30:30,492 --> 00:30:33,222
"Our friendship..."
322
00:30:33,929 --> 00:30:37,228
"we shall never abandon"
323
00:30:39,268 --> 00:30:41,236
Shut that radio!
324
00:30:41,603 --> 00:30:44,572
My friend and he has
such a crass voice!
325
00:30:45,073 --> 00:30:47,633
I've met my buddies after years
326
00:30:48,277 --> 00:30:50,837
I'm going to sing to my
heart's content today
327
00:30:51,713 --> 00:30:54,443
See? Your song has made
my mobile weep
328
00:30:56,485 --> 00:30:58,248
Where are you?
329
00:31:00,022 --> 00:31:01,751
You know how late it is?
330
00:31:06,428 --> 00:31:08,760
Network problem...?
It's better there
331
00:31:14,236 --> 00:31:16,796
He said his wife gave him
a lot of space
332
00:31:17,239 --> 00:31:19,207
So why's she calling
again and again?
333
00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:24,743
Go on, sweetheart.
Sweetheart...
334
00:31:25,247 --> 00:31:29,547
where are you?
Right here. With Amar and Prem
335
00:31:30,385 --> 00:31:33,218
May I come over? I'll get to
meet the two of them too
336
00:31:33,488 --> 00:31:36,548
No! Don't come here!
I'm coming home soon
337
00:31:51,273 --> 00:31:52,934
What's wrong with you, Aanchal?
338
00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:55,570
Is this any way to behave?
Is this what I taught you?
339
00:31:55,811 --> 00:31:58,575
Why're you calling me again and again
for such trivial things?
340
00:31:58,947 --> 00:32:01,245
Didn't I tell you, when
I'm with my friends...
341
00:32:01,450 --> 00:32:03,941
I don't like you disturbing me
with your calls
342
00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:08,182
I'll stay out as long as
I want to, understand?
343
00:32:08,557 --> 00:32:10,184
Go to sleep!
344
00:32:10,392 --> 00:32:12,724
He sure wears the pants.
What?
345
00:32:12,894 --> 00:32:14,361
You won't understand
346
00:32:14,696 --> 00:32:17,494
Don't you dare call again...
347
00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:38,647
I knew it! This guy's
been fibbing!
348
00:32:39,254 --> 00:32:42,223
Meet, you've been making fools
out of us all this while?
349
00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:45,890
He was enacting a drama of
lording over his wife!
350
00:32:46,261 --> 00:32:48,889
Where was the need to
do all this, my friend?
351
00:32:49,431 --> 00:32:54,926
Yes, I lied! I lied that
my wife gives me space!
352
00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:59,498
My wife is like the satellite
station in space...
353
00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:03,367
that hovers on me all 24 hours
to keep a watch over me!
354
00:33:04,046 --> 00:33:10,178
She's a glue even the
adhesive companies will sponsor!
355
00:33:10,819 --> 00:33:18,624
Even when we go to the movies,
she books two seats all around us!
356
00:33:19,227 --> 00:33:24,961
So that no good looking girl
gets to sit by me
357
00:33:31,706 --> 00:33:35,870
This jelled hair, you see?
It's no trendy hairstyle
358
00:33:36,578 --> 00:33:41,208
She got the streetside barber
to work on me under a tree!
359
00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:47,552
So that my stylish hairlocks don't
make a girl swoon over me
360
00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:58,631
Friends, I'm not just a monkey
who's being held in the cage
361
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,561
I've also been tied to the
tree in the cage!
362
00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:06,934
Don't cry, Meet. Don't
363
00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:12,670
Your wife is at least after you
all 24 hours, like a satellite
364
00:34:13,715 --> 00:34:16,684
If only my wife found time from
Shankar, Kishan and Pawan...
365
00:34:17,219 --> 00:34:18,811
she would run after me
366
00:34:19,221 --> 00:34:22,850
What? Your wife's having
an affair with all three of them?
367
00:34:23,258 --> 00:34:28,594
No! Lord Shankar, Lord Krishna
and Lord Hanuman, of the Pawan (air)
368
00:34:29,231 --> 00:34:30,858
Whenever I try to touch her...
369
00:34:31,233 --> 00:34:34,202
I feel as if I'm ringing
the bell in a temple!
370
00:34:34,769 --> 00:34:36,532
It's bells for you
371
00:34:37,038 --> 00:34:40,201
But my wife and her mother
play the symphony for me!
372
00:34:40,909 --> 00:34:43,673
They aren't just mother and daughter.
They come from the WWF!
373
00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:47,647
They keep banging me to the ground
every day of my life in the ring!
374
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:50,218
Our plight makes it clear to me today
375
00:34:50,619 --> 00:34:53,349
Why most men die of heartattack!
Why?
376
00:34:53,655 --> 00:34:55,213
Because women don't have a heart!
377
00:34:56,258 --> 00:34:59,989
These wives drive us to our deaths!
378
00:35:00,562 --> 00:35:03,690
There's no fun or frolic
in our lives!
379
00:35:04,366 --> 00:35:07,631
It's like a dish that
has no spice to it!
380
00:35:08,203 --> 00:35:11,764
It's an icecream without any cream!
It's a lentilcurry...
381
00:35:12,207 --> 00:35:13,765
that has had no seasoning!
382
00:35:14,209 --> 00:35:18,168
I'm sick of having the same insipid
lentilcurry day after day!
383
00:36:11,199 --> 00:36:15,158
I got an idea!
No, Prem! No idea
384
00:36:15,837 --> 00:36:18,169
Whenever I see that look in your eyes,
he's going to get us killed again!
385
00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:21,771
We always weep when we listen to you
386
00:36:22,210 --> 00:36:24,872
As if we aren't weeping right now!
Think
387
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:30,745
One smile from a beautiful girl
makes us puff our chests in pride
388
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:35,187
But imagine what would happen
if a girl not only smiled...
389
00:36:35,557 --> 00:36:38,390
but also said a few loving
words to us?
390
00:36:39,227 --> 00:36:43,186
What if she had hugged us?
What if she had given us a kiss?
391
00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:44,862
What are you getting at?
392
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:48,696
Don't we go out to eat
on every weekend?
393
00:36:49,237 --> 00:36:50,795
We do
And why do we?
394
00:36:50,939 --> 00:36:53,772
Why?
Because the food at home...
395
00:36:54,242 --> 00:36:57,939
is so boring. One needs to eat
the biryani outside once in a while
396
00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:02,211
Man begins to hate the same lentilcurry
he gets at home every day!
397
00:37:02,617 --> 00:37:04,812
That's just where our marriages
are at the moment!
398
00:37:05,253 --> 00:37:07,483
If we don't get a taste
of the biryani outside...
399
00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:10,584
the lentilcurry,
I mean...
400
00:37:11,192 --> 00:37:15,595
we'll begin to hate our wives!
Hang on! What do you mean?
401
00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:21,157
I mean, if we aren't getting
love and fun from our wives...
402
00:37:22,003 --> 00:37:25,336
why don't we find love outside
and have a ball?
403
00:37:32,213 --> 00:37:33,840
He's gone mad!
You've lost it!
404
00:37:34,015 --> 00:37:35,915
You're going to have us killed!
Hey!
405
00:37:36,484 --> 00:37:39,612
Take it from me. This is the only way
of bringing the fun back into our lives!
406
00:37:40,221 --> 00:37:42,689
I am not saying that
we don't love our wives
407
00:37:45,293 --> 00:37:47,887
But right now, we need
love from someone else!
408
00:37:48,496 --> 00:37:51,829
So let's have an affair and our
marriages will get better!
409
00:37:52,567 --> 00:37:55,934
If my wife gets to know,
I won't have a marriage at all!
410
00:37:56,638 --> 00:37:58,765
Affair! How can one have
an affair just like that?
411
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,209
You need a girl to have an affair.
A girl!
412
00:38:02,577 --> 00:38:06,479
Are you saying that, Meet? You?
You used to change girls every morning!
413
00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:09,147
I used to. Past tense!
Nothing has changed!
414
00:38:09,517 --> 00:38:16,150
Try the arena again! All the maidens
will want to play ball with you!
415
00:38:16,524 --> 00:38:18,492
Don't tell me!
Of course!
416
00:38:19,194 --> 00:38:21,754
I hate saying you're right...
417
00:38:22,197 --> 00:38:24,427
but you're right for the
first time in your life!
418
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:30,164
Meet, you too? Loyalties swapped?
No, no... listen to me!
419
00:38:30,905 --> 00:38:34,671
From what I've heard, when a man
is unfaithful with his wife...
420
00:38:35,276 --> 00:38:37,574
his guilty conscience begins
to torment him!
421
00:38:38,213 --> 00:38:44,174
And because of that, he tries double
as much to keep his wife happy!
422
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:48,189
Taking Prem's advise...
423
00:38:48,556 --> 00:38:51,184
and having an affair
with a sexy girl...
424
00:38:51,559 --> 00:38:54,528
might lead us to love our
wives even more!
425
00:38:55,563 --> 00:38:57,531
What a thirdrate philosophy!
426
00:38:58,233 --> 00:39:00,201
It's the right philosophy!
427
00:39:00,602 --> 00:39:03,799
It's decided then!
For a month from today...
428
00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:07,468
we won't have the lentilcurry at home!
We'll find a restaurant...
429
00:39:07,842 --> 00:39:10,504
where we get the biryani
with all the meat!
430
00:39:11,179 --> 00:39:14,512
Let's meet after a month
and tell each other...
431
00:39:14,949 --> 00:39:18,578
how many times we have enjoyed
the delicacies on offer outside!
432
00:39:19,187 --> 00:39:21,747
But...
But what...?
433
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:24,715
Why're you such a chicken?
C'mon, Amar!
434
00:39:25,193 --> 00:39:27,161
Get out of the cage and become
the king of the jungle!
435
00:39:30,198 --> 00:39:33,167
Call from Bindiya.
Take my advise. Refuse the call!
436
00:39:33,435 --> 00:39:35,164
Yes, Amar! Don't take the call
437
00:39:35,303 --> 00:39:38,636
Else, this phone will be the thorn in
your path for a whole month ahead!
438
00:39:39,007 --> 00:39:40,838
Refuse it!
How will I refuse it...?
439
00:39:41,209 --> 00:39:43,177
Refuse it, my tiger! Refuse it!
C'mon, Amar!
440
00:39:43,378 --> 00:39:45,175
Show courage! Don't take it!
441
00:39:55,223 --> 00:39:58,522
"Fun..."
442
00:39:59,227 --> 00:40:01,525
"fun"
443
00:40:26,020 --> 00:40:29,456
"My heart's a free bird.
Do not put in a cage..."
444
00:40:29,724 --> 00:40:32,215
"let our gaze meet,
if it has to"
445
00:40:33,495 --> 00:40:36,589
"Let's have fun and frolic,
let's have nights of excitement"
446
00:40:51,613 --> 00:40:54,912
"Fun..."
447
00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:57,611
"fun, fun, fun"
448
00:41:13,234 --> 00:41:16,533
"My heart's a free bird.
Do not put in a cage..."
449
00:41:16,905 --> 00:41:19,203
"let our gaze meet,
if it has to"
450
00:41:20,508 --> 00:41:23,875
"Let's have fun and frolic,
let's have nights of excitement"
451
00:42:00,715 --> 00:42:02,512
"This one has
an intoxicating gait..."
452
00:42:02,717 --> 00:42:04,241
"this one has pink cheeks"
453
00:42:04,419 --> 00:42:06,250
"This one has all the airs"
454
00:42:08,022 --> 00:42:09,853
"This one's consent
is amazing..."
455
00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:11,583
"this one's refusal
is amazing"
456
00:42:11,759 --> 00:42:14,660
"And this one's refusal
is also her consent"
457
00:42:15,229 --> 00:42:20,189
"Yes, oh yes, yes, yes"
458
00:42:22,036 --> 00:42:25,802
"Let's hug in love,
you'll have your peace"
459
00:43:09,684 --> 00:43:12,778
"Here's your chance, have all the fun,
make the best of this moment"
460
00:43:13,321 --> 00:43:16,757
"Live it up without a worry"
461
00:43:17,225 --> 00:43:20,194
"The wife's at home.
There are other fishes outside"
462
00:43:20,561 --> 00:43:23,758
"That's the whole truth,
yes, yes, yes!"
463
00:43:24,265 --> 00:43:30,204
"Yes...
yes, yes, yes!"
464
00:43:31,305 --> 00:43:34,763
"Give me a kiss, give me a hug,
there is no ban on love"
465
00:43:56,664 --> 00:44:00,225
"My heart's a free bird.
Do not put in a cage..."
466
00:44:00,468 --> 00:44:02,834
"let our gaze meet,
if it has to"
467
00:44:04,272 --> 00:44:07,503
"Let's have fun and frolic,
let's have nights of excitement"
468
00:44:22,323 --> 00:44:25,781
"Fun..."
469
00:44:26,294 --> 00:44:28,854
"fun, fun, fun"
470
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:08,495
Tell me something, Sheetal.
Aren't you happy here?
471
00:45:09,203 --> 00:45:11,569
Excuse me...?
Aren't you happy here...?
472
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:17,576
I am happy sir. Very very happy!
So where is the charming smile...
473
00:45:17,879 --> 00:45:21,838
which made me happily
give you this job?
474
00:45:33,661 --> 00:45:35,629
Doctor, wait here.
What is it?
475
00:45:35,997 --> 00:45:39,296
You ran away so soon yesterday.
You couldn't meet Prem properly
476
00:45:39,567 --> 00:45:42,297
That meeting was enough.
In the brief meeting you had...
477
00:45:42,570 --> 00:45:45,198
you made such a lasting impression
on his heart
478
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:48,907
What...?
Yes. He kept chanting your name
479
00:45:49,510 --> 00:45:54,209
The litup face, the tight pants...
he went crazy over you
480
00:45:54,582 --> 00:45:56,345
He wants to meet you.
Why...?
481
00:45:56,584 --> 00:46:00,782
He has a problem and he's dying
to have you cure him, doctor
482
00:46:01,289 --> 00:46:03,416
May I take an appointment for him?
Sure... no, no!
483
00:46:03,624 --> 00:46:08,493
I'm busy! All month!
All my life!
484
00:46:09,197 --> 00:46:10,824
Hey doctor... listen
485
00:46:23,211 --> 00:46:24,838
That's what I'm fixing, sir
486
00:46:25,213 --> 00:46:28,580
Sir, it's a call from Miss Saxena.
Shall I tell her you're unwell...
487
00:46:28,916 --> 00:46:31,885
that you haven't come to work?
No, call her over
488
00:46:32,286 --> 00:46:33,844
What?
Yes
489
00:46:34,288 --> 00:46:38,190
I'll not only see her today,
I'll even see how she pines
490
00:46:39,227 --> 00:46:41,195
Once and for all,
I'll fix it all up
491
00:46:41,529 --> 00:46:44,555
But sir, she's an everready battery?
That's exactly why I'm calling her
492
00:46:45,233 --> 00:46:49,192
I'm absolutely ready today to
get charged and deliver!
493
00:46:50,238 --> 00:46:53,901
Ramu, no more dead!
Give me red!
494
00:47:00,248 --> 00:47:01,875
Get to work!
495
00:47:08,923 --> 00:47:14,725
Lord! Send that beauty to me!
Not him... to me!
496
00:47:32,346 --> 00:47:34,644
Can you help me?
497
00:47:35,216 --> 00:47:38,344
I'm here only for you, Miss...
Lily
498
00:47:42,990 --> 00:47:44,685
Please sit down
499
00:47:46,227 --> 00:47:47,854
What can I do for you?
500
00:47:49,297 --> 00:47:50,855
I've come to open up here
501
00:47:51,332 --> 00:47:52,799
An account
502
00:47:53,634 --> 00:47:55,602
You will help me, won't you?
503
00:47:56,237 --> 00:47:59,206
This is the first time
I'm opening up, you see...
504
00:48:00,308 --> 00:48:03,209
But I open up everyday!
I'll happily help you open up!
505
00:48:05,246 --> 00:48:07,806
You've solved my worries.
No problem...
506
00:48:08,182 --> 00:48:09,809
just fill up this form...
507
00:48:10,184 --> 00:48:12,812
and collect the cheque book
and the pass book this evening
508
00:48:13,287 --> 00:48:15,653
This evening...? Oh God
509
00:48:16,190 --> 00:48:19,819
Actually, my husband is
going abroad this evening
510
00:48:20,294 --> 00:48:24,162
I'm going to be all alone
at home in the night
511
00:48:25,533 --> 00:48:27,831
All alone...?
Absolutely
512
00:48:28,336 --> 00:48:31,635
In that case, you don't have to come.
I'll come over to your place
513
00:48:32,206 --> 00:48:33,503
In the night.
Really?
514
00:48:35,309 --> 00:48:38,335
Will you take all the trouble for me?
No trouble at all
515
00:48:38,612 --> 00:48:41,672
That's the motto of our bank.
Door to door service
516
00:48:42,216 --> 00:48:44,184
Just give me the address.
Sure
517
00:48:47,555 --> 00:48:51,355
I will eagerly await
your arrival
518
00:48:51,625 --> 00:48:52,717
Tonight
519
00:48:57,665 --> 00:49:00,361
Prembabu, my wife
is out of town too
520
00:49:00,735 --> 00:49:04,193
With whom...?
You're right! Lord!
521
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,139
If you keep treating me
to such great food...
522
00:49:07,341 --> 00:49:09,809
I'm going to get into the habit
of eating out every day
523
00:49:10,177 --> 00:49:13,840
That's what I intend to do.
I want to eat out every day
524
00:49:14,515 --> 00:49:16,813
And should we eat together,
it'll be even more fun
525
00:49:18,185 --> 00:49:20,653
You're such a gem of a person.
And lonely too
526
00:49:21,455 --> 00:49:24,652
Will you have dinner with me tonight?
To rid me of my loneliness?
527
00:49:25,292 --> 00:49:27,487
I hope this is not a dream
528
00:49:29,230 --> 00:49:33,724
Sheetal, see all the dreams
you want to, right now
529
00:49:34,635 --> 00:49:40,164
Because tonight, I'm neither
going to let you sleep, nor dream
530
00:49:41,575 --> 00:49:44,442
I'll be back in a moment
531
00:49:52,219 --> 00:49:56,349
I thought you'd be rusty after
years of inactivity!
532
00:49:56,590 --> 00:49:58,683
But no, man!
You're still the best!
533
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,364
Satellite...?
What's she doing here?
534
00:50:10,237 --> 00:50:11,864
If she catches me with Sheetal...
535
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,207
the cableconnection is going
to be cut off from my life forever!
536
00:50:14,575 --> 00:50:16,543
Under the table, Meet!
Duck for cover!
537
00:50:16,877 --> 00:50:18,469
Sweetheart...
538
00:50:20,748 --> 00:50:22,716
Sweetheart...
Sweetheart!
539
00:50:23,250 --> 00:50:25,775
What are you doing here?
That's exactly what I want to know
540
00:50:26,253 --> 00:50:28,721
What are you doing here?
I wanted to go to the bathroom
541
00:50:29,256 --> 00:50:31,884
The bathroom at the showroom is
awful. So I came here
542
00:50:32,359 --> 00:50:34,224
Lovely bathroom. Wow!
543
00:50:34,662 --> 00:50:37,222
This is great!
I was about to telephone you
544
00:50:37,531 --> 00:50:40,830
Me...? What for?
I missed you, sweetheart
545
00:50:41,268 --> 00:50:43,793
Let's sit here and have an icecream.
Icecream...?
546
00:50:45,272 --> 00:50:47,900
I have a terrible cold!
Cold?
547
00:50:48,609 --> 00:50:50,907
Let's go and see the doctor!
Yet, let's get out of here!
548
00:50:51,345 --> 00:50:53,745
Excuse me, sir. Where to...?
Your bill?
549
00:50:56,717 --> 00:50:59,015
Strange restaurant! They give you
a bill for a visit to the bathroom!
550
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:02,951
Give the bill at the table.
Not here... the table!
551
00:51:03,624 --> 00:51:05,683
Don't you guys know...?
Give it at the table!
552
00:51:06,293 --> 00:51:07,885
Let's go to the doctor.
Come...
553
00:51:15,603 --> 00:51:17,901
He will pay the bill.
Who? Him...?
554
00:51:19,507 --> 00:51:21,202
You're such a sweetheart...
555
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:33,550
How are you keeping now, doctor?
Better. I'm absolutely all right
556
00:51:33,921 --> 00:51:39,223
You ought to be too! You're
so fit, so energetic!
557
00:51:42,062 --> 00:51:46,556
Through the shirt I can see
your muscles, without the shirt...
558
00:51:47,268 --> 00:51:49,896
Please lie down. I mean, sit down.
Sure
559
00:51:54,608 --> 00:51:58,374
Doctor, don't let anything
remain unfinished today
560
00:51:59,079 --> 00:52:01,741
Whatever you have to do,
just get it over with!
561
00:52:03,284 --> 00:52:07,778
Of course. You look great.
You've maintained a great figure
562
00:52:08,222 --> 00:52:11,191
Where have I maintained it?
I've put on so much of weight
563
00:52:11,559 --> 00:52:13,527
Touch and see... see
564
00:52:14,228 --> 00:52:19,530
I wouldn't call it flab.
I'd say, there's more of you to love
565
00:52:22,436 --> 00:52:27,271
You do know how to press all
the right buttons on a woman
566
00:52:28,576 --> 00:52:30,203
Open your mouth
567
00:52:36,317 --> 00:52:37,750
Can you see something?
568
00:52:37,952 --> 00:52:42,218
Yes, everything
Is it a very bad cavity?
569
00:52:42,590 --> 00:52:45,423
I haven't ever seen
a better cavity
570
00:52:47,328 --> 00:52:52,766
What are you looking at, doctor?
Nothing... I was just looking
571
00:52:55,069 --> 00:52:58,436
Will you just keep looking?
Won't you do something?
572
00:54:08,208 --> 00:54:10,176
I'll be back in a jiffy
573
00:54:46,914 --> 00:54:49,712
So you aren't a female!
You are...
574
00:54:52,252 --> 00:54:54,948
After the operation, I'll
really become Miss Saxena
575
00:54:55,456 --> 00:54:56,548
No...
576
00:54:59,026 --> 00:55:00,516
Come back to me!
577
00:55:22,549 --> 00:55:25,518
I intended to go to Japan,
I got to China
578
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:29,189
I wished to play the pipe,
I discovered it was a flute!
579
00:55:40,701 --> 00:55:42,862
Please come.
I've been waiting for you
580
00:55:43,237 --> 00:55:45,797
For a beauty like you...
I actually came rushing!
581
00:55:49,576 --> 00:55:53,478
Here's your passbook
and chequebook
582
00:55:55,282 --> 00:55:57,978
Keep the passbook with you
583
00:55:58,919 --> 00:56:00,887
Let's go into the bedroom
584
00:56:02,656 --> 00:56:06,717
Lovely bedroom! So spacious...
it even has a bed!
585
00:56:09,196 --> 00:56:12,165
Sit down.
Your bed is so soft
586
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,169
It's because I'm very delicate
587
00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:21,163
I like soft things.
Soft...?
588
00:56:21,608 --> 00:56:24,270
With the exception of strong tea
589
00:56:25,279 --> 00:56:28,840
Isn't it a bit hot here?
Yes, it's very hot
590
00:56:29,383 --> 00:56:30,873
So why don't you take off
your clothes?
591
00:56:31,218 --> 00:56:32,810
What?
Relax
592
00:56:34,221 --> 00:56:36,519
A glass of hot milk
593
00:56:37,658 --> 00:56:40,183
I'll be back in a jiffy
594
00:56:46,033 --> 00:56:47,660
Drink it up
595
00:57:52,232 --> 00:57:56,191
See, children? You will be
strong like him if you drink milk
596
00:57:58,238 --> 00:58:02,732
Different flavours.
Strawberry, pistachio and banana
597
00:58:03,243 --> 00:58:06,212
If you must have milk,
try Lele!
598
00:58:12,185 --> 00:58:13,413
Uncle, catch!
599
00:58:24,831 --> 00:58:27,493
How often have I told you
not to touch my feet!
600
00:58:28,201 --> 00:58:29,828
Why're you so angry?
601
00:58:30,938 --> 00:58:32,906
You appear to be very tired.
Yes, I am!
602
00:58:34,508 --> 00:58:38,342
I have a glass of hot milk for you.
Have some, please
603
00:58:38,679 --> 00:58:41,648
Milk...?
Yes, it's a new brand. Lele milk
604
00:58:43,216 --> 00:58:44,513
Lele...?
605
00:58:46,253 --> 00:58:49,416
Different flavours!
Strawberry, pistachio and bananas!
606
00:58:50,223 --> 00:58:51,850
What are you doing...?
607
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:04,200
I told you, madam. Goods once sold,
are not taken back in exchange
608
00:59:08,175 --> 00:59:09,472
One moment, please
609
00:59:17,217 --> 00:59:20,675
I wanted to talk to you...
I'm busy with the customer
610
00:59:21,254 --> 00:59:24,712
Listen, how about talking it over
at the restaurant at lunchtime?
611
00:59:25,525 --> 00:59:28,153
I've brought my lunchbox
from home today
612
00:59:31,898 --> 00:59:33,160
Listen...
613
00:59:48,215 --> 00:59:50,342
I'm requesting you...
I'm really sorry, madam
614
00:59:50,550 --> 00:59:53,178
I can't exchange this necklace.
Do it
615
00:59:53,887 --> 00:59:56,185
What, sir?
Exchange it
616
00:59:56,556 --> 01:00:00,686
But how about our company's policy?
Our company has just one policy
617
01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:06,190
I mean the customer's always right.
Go and bring another!
618
01:00:07,467 --> 01:00:11,801
Actually, the necklace isn't
as priceless as you are
619
01:00:12,005 --> 01:00:14,200
What?
The customer is like God
620
01:00:14,574 --> 01:00:17,202
He's worshipped!
That reminds me...
621
01:00:17,577 --> 01:00:22,742
if I'm not wrong, are you
my sister Pooja's friend?
622
01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:25,878
Pooja...? Are you Pooja's brother?
Yes. And you?
623
01:00:31,291 --> 01:00:34,749
God, you've changed so much!
So have you
624
01:00:35,262 --> 01:00:37,230
I'm just as I was
625
01:00:38,265 --> 01:00:40,733
However you are,
you are just amazing!
626
01:00:42,269 --> 01:00:44,396
Remember? We met at
Rocky's party last time?
627
01:00:44,638 --> 01:00:50,235
Rocky...? Oh yes, I remember.
You had had so much to drink...
628
01:00:50,610 --> 01:00:54,341
you took off your pants and jumped into
the swimming pool in your green undies!
629
01:00:55,949 --> 01:00:59,749
You vomitted so much,
you couldn't even stand straight!
630
01:01:00,287 --> 01:01:03,256
Happens some times.
What's her name... Sapna!
631
01:01:04,458 --> 01:01:08,861
You grabbed at her skirt
and she gave you a tight slap!
632
01:01:10,230 --> 01:01:13,529
Your cheek had gone red
like a tomato
633
01:01:14,234 --> 01:01:15,861
You looked so cute!
634
01:01:17,237 --> 01:01:21,196
Really, Akash, I can't tell you
how nice it is to meet you!
635
01:01:21,541 --> 01:01:25,204
One moment, one moment.
You're making a mistake
636
01:01:25,679 --> 01:01:28,204
His name is not Akash. It's Meet
637
01:01:28,815 --> 01:01:32,546
If he isn't Akash, I'm not
any Pooja's friend either
638
01:01:32,986 --> 01:01:34,681
What?
Yes
639
01:01:37,257 --> 01:01:39,225
But you're quite interesting
640
01:02:23,403 --> 01:02:25,200
You? What are you doing here?
641
01:02:32,979 --> 01:02:36,506
Looks like I'm slain!
Where did you get my address?
642
01:02:41,021 --> 01:02:43,785
You left the address behind,
when you collected the necklace
643
01:02:44,257 --> 01:02:47,385
Lucky me, right?
How did you get in?
644
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:52,854
The key to your house lies beneath
the doormat outside
645
01:02:56,770 --> 01:02:58,897
You know the outcome of barging
into someone's house like this?
646
01:02:59,406 --> 01:03:03,809
No. But I'm hoping it will be
as beautiful as you are
647
01:03:04,277 --> 01:03:06,472
As for the rest,
it's all in your hands
648
01:03:09,616 --> 01:03:11,777
And suppose I hand you
over to the cops?
649
01:03:12,919 --> 01:03:16,719
I've come to hand myself over to you.
You can do what you want to
650
01:03:17,858 --> 01:03:21,692
As far as I can guess,
you won't do that
651
01:03:24,297 --> 01:03:28,427
You believe so much in me?
In you. And in the self
652
01:03:30,237 --> 01:03:33,297
Maybe you don't know any Pooja...
653
01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:38,604
but this brother of Pooja you will
get to know and even love
654
01:03:39,246 --> 01:03:43,342
How am I to believe you? What if
you flash a knife and rob me?
655
01:03:44,251 --> 01:03:46,446
I'm here to have myself robbed
656
01:03:47,254 --> 01:03:50,223
But you can search me,
if you wish to
657
01:04:06,039 --> 01:04:07,336
Not so soon
658
01:04:08,942 --> 01:04:10,500
Wait a little
659
01:04:11,444 --> 01:04:15,244
Sweet is the fruit of patience.
Very sweet
660
01:04:47,447 --> 01:04:50,280
"When we secretly meet
on the roof..."
661
01:04:50,650 --> 01:04:52,413
"we'll play the lovegame"
662
01:04:58,992 --> 01:05:01,324
"When we secretly meet
on the roof..."
663
01:05:01,695 --> 01:05:03,663
"we'll play the lovegame"
664
01:05:04,764 --> 01:05:06,732
"Everything else won't matter..."
665
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,464
"love will remain
the thing that is main"
666
01:05:27,454 --> 01:05:29,888
"When we secretly meet
on the roof..."
667
01:05:30,390 --> 01:05:32,483
"we'll play the lovegame"
668
01:05:33,226 --> 01:05:35,558
"Everything else won't matter..."
669
01:05:35,929 --> 01:05:37,897
"love will remain
the thing that is main"
670
01:05:38,431 --> 01:05:40,797
"On the roof, in the rain"
671
01:06:24,210 --> 01:06:28,169
"Don't play truant.
Listen to me"
672
01:06:30,216 --> 01:06:34,380
"You must know how it hurts
to stay away from you"
673
01:06:35,855 --> 01:06:39,188
"How can I listen to you?"
674
01:06:41,261 --> 01:06:45,664
"We had better stay apart
for a few days"
675
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,766
"Smile like that
and you'll drive me crazy..."
676
01:06:50,236 --> 01:06:52,670
"how will I find any peace?"
677
01:06:58,978 --> 01:07:03,711
"My pining clearly shows,
I'm feeling just the same"
678
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:06,548
"On the roof, in the rain"
679
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:09,548
"On the roof, in the rain"
680
01:07:44,224 --> 01:07:47,785
"What if someone
spots us here?"
681
01:07:49,996 --> 01:07:53,830
"Think of what it might lead to"
682
01:07:55,902 --> 01:07:59,599
"Lovers are never bothered
about the outcome"
683
01:08:01,508 --> 01:08:05,774
"Once they've made up their minds,
that is the thing they do"
684
01:08:07,313 --> 01:08:09,713
"Don't touch me like this..."
685
01:08:10,183 --> 01:08:12,447
"it awakens a pain"
686
01:08:18,925 --> 01:08:23,624
"There's no loss.
There's everything to gain"
687
01:08:24,197 --> 01:08:26,563
"On the roof, in the rain"
688
01:08:26,933 --> 01:08:29,663
"On the roof, in the rain"
689
01:08:36,009 --> 01:08:38,500
"When we secretly meet
on the roof..."
690
01:08:38,878 --> 01:08:40,778
"we'll play the lovegame"
691
01:08:41,915 --> 01:08:43,883
"Everything else won't matter..."
692
01:08:44,384 --> 01:08:46,545
"love will remain
the thing that is main"
693
01:08:46,986 --> 01:08:49,546
"On the roof, in the rain"
694
01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:52,483
"On the roof, in the rain"
695
01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:26,721
My dear Amar! This evening...
696
01:09:27,193 --> 01:09:29,161
To the month that has gone by!
697
01:09:31,898 --> 01:09:33,627
Let's clink glasses!
698
01:09:35,935 --> 01:09:37,664
Why are we meeting
at your place tonight?
699
01:09:37,937 --> 01:09:40,599
As usual, my wife is away
at the allnight prayer session
700
01:09:41,874 --> 01:09:43,739
Hey Meet, did you have the biryani?
701
01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:47,179
I had it made just the second day!
Don't tell me!
702
01:09:48,214 --> 01:09:52,275
No common biryani! It was a
royal chickenbiryani!
703
01:09:53,019 --> 01:09:56,750
For a few days, I thought I wouldn't
even land peanuts, forget biryani!
704
01:09:57,223 --> 01:09:59,748
I'm glad nobody fed you milk.
Listen!
705
01:10:00,226 --> 01:10:02,751
And three weeks ago there
came into my life a girl...
706
01:10:03,229 --> 01:10:05,459
I couldn't even have dreamed of
707
01:10:05,832 --> 01:10:08,733
Look like chicken has it made!
708
01:10:09,235 --> 01:10:14,195
What was it with you, Prem?
Late maybe, but firm and great
709
01:10:15,008 --> 01:10:17,738
Two weeks ago, she came into
my life like the Spring
710
01:10:18,244 --> 01:10:22,681
If you see my girl, you're going
to be left openmouthed!
711
01:10:23,049 --> 01:10:27,611
And if you see my girl, your tongue
will touch your knees!
712
01:10:28,988 --> 01:10:30,683
If you see my girl...
713
01:10:31,024 --> 01:10:34,221
your tongues and hearts
will lie at her feet
714
01:10:34,994 --> 01:10:38,225
Really? So let's see whose girl
is more beautiful
715
01:10:45,972 --> 01:10:49,908
Openmouthed...?
Blown out of your brains?
716
01:10:50,276 --> 01:10:52,244
Is she your girl?
No doubts
717
01:10:55,081 --> 01:10:56,673
So which one is mine?
718
01:10:59,285 --> 01:11:02,914
How's this possible? Your girl
and my girl look alike!
719
01:11:04,290 --> 01:11:05,655
One minute, one minute!
720
01:11:07,694 --> 01:11:10,219
I got it!
Must be twin sisters!
721
01:11:10,897 --> 01:11:14,333
Double roles, you know.
Oh yes! Thank God!
722
01:11:16,336 --> 01:11:20,295
I had heard about twins.
Where did the triplets spring from?
723
01:11:26,979 --> 01:11:29,777
My girl's name is Monica
724
01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:33,780
Utter your buddy's girlfriend's name
with respect. Else, I'll kill you
725
01:11:34,253 --> 01:11:36,517
Thank you, Prem.
Why're you thanking me?
726
01:11:36,856 --> 01:11:38,619
Because I'm Monica's mate.
She's mine
727
01:11:38,891 --> 01:11:42,622
Monica belongs neither to you
nor him. She's mine!
728
01:11:42,995 --> 01:11:44,826
We're having an affair
for the last two weeks
729
01:11:45,264 --> 01:11:48,495
What? You scoundrel!
You try to seduce my girlfriend?
730
01:11:48,901 --> 01:11:51,768
Prem, I always knew you are in the
habit of staring at people's plates
731
01:11:52,271 --> 01:11:54,796
That you'd attack my plate,
I never could imagine!
732
01:11:55,274 --> 01:11:59,711
The two of you are making a mistake.
Actually, Monica's in love with me
733
01:12:00,913 --> 01:12:02,881
She spoke a few words with you
out of pity...
734
01:12:03,282 --> 01:12:05,443
and you imagine a cosy time
with her?
735
01:12:05,885 --> 01:12:09,844
Listen to this carefully!
Monica dances only to my tune!
736
01:12:10,390 --> 01:12:14,486
Bandmaster, skip the music
or I'll bust you!
737
01:12:14,827 --> 01:12:17,193
Try it. I'm not wearing bangles!
Really...?
738
01:12:27,907 --> 01:12:29,875
You, Monica...?
Here?
739
01:12:30,376 --> 01:12:33,539
Why not? When I can
steal your hearts...
740
01:12:33,913 --> 01:12:35,881
can't I steal the key
to Prem's house?
741
01:12:39,252 --> 01:12:41,220
Out to bell the cats, weren't you?
742
01:12:42,255 --> 01:12:45,747
Now put your tails down
and quietly take a seat
743
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:50,559
What do you want to say?
Talk softly
744
01:12:51,964 --> 01:12:54,831
Why do you men always
yell so much?
745
01:12:56,002 --> 01:12:58,800
This is exactly how you guys were
yelling at Bandstand the other night
746
01:12:59,272 --> 01:13:01,570
And I heard it all.
What?
747
01:13:01,974 --> 01:13:05,535
Yes. Your plans of eating biryani,
instead of lentilcurry
748
01:13:05,945 --> 01:13:07,845
Your plans of cheating
on your wives
749
01:13:08,881 --> 01:13:11,816
I then made enquiries about where
you live and so on and so forth
750
01:13:12,318 --> 01:13:16,186
And then I made the plan of trapping
the three suckers who wanted biryani
751
01:13:18,925 --> 01:13:20,893
I first went to Meet's showroom
752
01:13:21,394 --> 01:13:23,191
Under the pretext of
exchanging the necklace
753
01:13:23,796 --> 01:13:26,526
And just as I had planned it,
he lost his heart to me
754
01:13:29,268 --> 01:13:31,361
I then went to Amar's clinic
755
01:13:38,010 --> 01:13:42,709
To show him the pain in my gums.
And to become a pain in his neck
756
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:48,482
And finally, I opened an account
in Prem's bank
757
01:13:56,929 --> 01:14:00,490
An account that would forever
keep milking his own account
758
01:14:00,867 --> 01:14:03,893
You mean, you have played
with our real lust...?
759
01:14:04,403 --> 01:14:06,701
With our love...?
Yes!
760
01:14:07,974 --> 01:14:10,306
You were dying to quit
the lentilcurry at home...
761
01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:12,578
and eat the biryani outside,
weren't you?
762
01:14:14,213 --> 01:14:17,182
If you guys don't want me
to go to your wives...
763
01:14:17,483 --> 01:14:19,576
and show them the bill
of your meal...
764
01:14:19,952 --> 01:14:22,614
I must have a million rupees each
from you by tomorrow evening
765
01:14:22,989 --> 01:14:26,584
A million?
I wouldn't give you ten cents!
766
01:14:26,959 --> 01:14:28,927
Yes! If you stand at the signal
with a begging bowl...
767
01:14:29,395 --> 01:14:31,260
we still won't give you any alms!
What say, Amar?
768
01:14:31,531 --> 01:14:32,498
Yes!
769
01:14:33,266 --> 01:14:36,633
All right. In that case,
I'll wait here to meet Geeta
770
01:14:37,637 --> 01:14:40,572
She's a woman who worships
her husband's picture
771
01:14:40,940 --> 01:14:44,205
When she sees this picture
of yours with me...
772
01:14:44,644 --> 01:14:47,875
you'll be the one at the signal
with a beggingbowl, not me
773
01:14:52,251 --> 01:14:54,344
Why haven't you given
a thought to modelling?
774
01:14:55,254 --> 01:14:58,553
You're very photogenic.
What have you done, Prem?
775
01:14:58,925 --> 01:15:01,223
Not even an ass would let anyone
take such a photo of his!
776
01:15:01,961 --> 01:15:04,555
You're among the list
of the asses too
777
01:15:04,897 --> 01:15:06,489
What...?
Take a look
778
01:15:10,870 --> 01:15:15,830
If Prem can become a model, you can
surely become a film star
779
01:15:16,375 --> 01:15:20,436
Look at the light in your face.
Monica...
780
01:15:20,813 --> 01:15:23,373
tell me that you haven't
taken my pictures! Please!
781
01:15:26,953 --> 01:15:29,513
When your wife kills you...
782
01:15:29,889 --> 01:15:32,517
this is the picture I'll have published
in the newspapers the next day
783
01:15:41,233 --> 01:15:42,825
Please don't show our wives
these photos!
784
01:15:43,235 --> 01:15:44,862
We'd have given you the money
if we had it
785
01:15:45,237 --> 01:15:47,205
But we just don't have the money!
786
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,008
But your wives have all the money
787
01:15:51,944 --> 01:15:56,540
Although you work in a bank,
you live in such a luxurious house
788
01:15:59,251 --> 01:16:01,617
Even if the three of you
are absolute idiots...
789
01:16:02,054 --> 01:16:04,249
you have married very wisely
790
01:16:06,325 --> 01:16:09,158
I'll wait for the three of you
at Bandstand tomorrow
791
01:16:09,862 --> 01:16:13,457
If you don't show up with the money,
be sure...
792
01:16:25,244 --> 01:16:27,769
Could you give me your carkeys?
What for?
793
01:16:28,381 --> 01:16:31,350
I won't come in a rickshaw to
collect such a huge amount, will I?
794
01:16:31,817 --> 01:16:33,409
That won't look nice?
795
01:16:41,227 --> 01:16:43,388
Out on the streets, aren't we?
We're doomed!
796
01:16:43,963 --> 01:16:46,488
We were quietly enjoying
the lentilcurry at home...
797
01:16:46,799 --> 01:16:50,496
and your idea of biryani made
a bone stick in our throats!
798
01:16:50,836 --> 01:16:53,737
So you're blaming me for it?
As if you're the only one in trouble
799
01:16:54,240 --> 01:16:56,606
We're all in a soup!
Shit. Shit!
800
01:16:56,976 --> 01:16:59,877
If Bindiya gets those pictures,
she's going to rip me apart!
801
01:17:00,379 --> 01:17:04,475
Rip you apart? Before that Monica's
going to make mincemeat out of us!
802
01:17:04,850 --> 01:17:07,717
Not even the dogs will eat us!
I haven't tasted anything either
803
01:17:08,187 --> 01:17:11,452
And I have to foot such a hefty bill.
You mean you didn't...?
804
01:17:11,824 --> 01:17:15,385
Yes! From that lovenest, I didn't
get a chicken. A got a big egg!
805
01:17:16,896 --> 01:17:19,296
She said, "Wait just a little more"
806
01:17:20,199 --> 01:17:23,691
"Sweet is the fruit of patience"
"Very sweet"
807
01:17:24,203 --> 01:17:26,296
Which means we haven't had
anything to eat or drink...
808
01:17:26,672 --> 01:17:28,867
and the damage caused
was worth 3 million!
809
01:17:35,815 --> 01:17:37,783
Even if I save my
pocketmoney everyday...
810
01:17:38,217 --> 01:17:40,708
I won't be able to put together
such a huge amount in my lifetime!
811
01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:43,750
I only work in the bank. And the bank
doesn't belong to my fatherinlaw!
812
01:17:44,223 --> 01:17:46,418
But whatever I have belongs
to my fatherinlaw
813
01:17:46,759 --> 01:17:48,727
I suggest you keep her engaged
in a conversation
814
01:17:48,961 --> 01:17:50,861
I'll wring her neck from behind.
No, no!
815
01:17:51,230 --> 01:17:55,462
Let's put her on skewers
and grill her on a low flame!
816
01:17:55,835 --> 01:17:57,803
One minute. We'll give out
a contract for her killing
817
01:17:58,237 --> 01:18:01,502
And I'll instruct the hitman
to torture her to death!
818
01:18:01,974 --> 01:18:04,602
Know what?
Let's pay her quietly
819
01:18:04,977 --> 01:18:06,672
Why didn't you say that earlier?
820
01:18:08,247 --> 01:18:10,215
Why did "Who Wants To Become A
Millionaire" go off the air?
821
01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:13,347
If I don't have the money, Monica
will bring me out on the streets
822
01:18:21,193 --> 01:18:24,685
What are you doing on the terrace?
Haven't you gone for a bath?
823
01:18:25,197 --> 01:18:26,824
If I had the money,
I'd take a holy dip!
824
01:18:27,199 --> 01:18:28,826
What...?
Nothing. I'm going for a bath
825
01:18:29,201 --> 01:18:32,762
Darling, can I have a cup of tea?
You take this for a restaurant?
826
01:18:33,239 --> 01:18:35,537
You go to the loo after
a cup of tea every day
827
01:18:35,875 --> 01:18:38,503
But you've had ten since this morning
and you still won't go to the toilet
828
01:18:38,878 --> 01:18:40,869
How can I feel lighter...?
She's choked up mine!
829
01:18:41,380 --> 01:18:43,280
What...?
Nothing, holy mother!
830
01:18:43,649 --> 01:18:45,742
Sin! Sheer sin!
Here comes the scandalsheet
831
01:18:46,218 --> 01:18:48,482
Another robbery at a senior
citizen's house
832
01:18:48,788 --> 01:18:52,747
And this time, they robbed a
60year old of 13,00,000 rupees!
833
01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:54,657
Read on...
834
01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:57,757
The police believe
an entire gang is involved
835
01:18:58,230 --> 01:19:01,859
They first ring the doorbell,
gain entry into the house...
836
01:19:02,301 --> 01:19:05,668
and clean out the place!
Look at the guts of the gang
837
01:19:06,038 --> 01:19:08,700
They leave behind their symbol
after committing the theft!
838
01:19:09,175 --> 01:19:14,135
A goldencoloured glove.
Can you imagine!
839
01:19:19,351 --> 01:19:22,582
Mummy, I'm going to the clinic.
So must I offer you a ceremony?
840
01:19:22,922 --> 01:19:26,585
Tell Bindiya I'll be late this evening.
All right, I will
841
01:19:26,959 --> 01:19:28,824
She's going to a kittyparty after
shopping and will be late too
842
01:19:29,328 --> 01:19:33,162
Please make sure you lock
the doors securely enough
843
01:19:33,499 --> 01:19:34,466
Why?
844
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,835
Sinful times, you see.
Worry about yourself!
845
01:19:38,337 --> 01:19:40,635
I'll leave now.
My respects
846
01:19:41,006 --> 01:19:42,633
My feet are down there
847
01:19:44,810 --> 01:19:49,110
Sweetheart! See what
I've got for your breakfast
848
01:19:49,215 --> 01:19:52,878
What happened? Why the long face?
What will I tell you?
849
01:19:53,385 --> 01:19:57,321
Whom will you tell, if not me?
Forget it. Leave me alone
850
01:19:58,023 --> 01:20:00,719
All right.
Whom will I tell, if not you...?
851
01:20:01,227 --> 01:20:03,593
I've received a letter from Ramlalji.
Ramlalji?
852
01:20:03,929 --> 01:20:08,593
Yes. Thirty years ago, when
my father first came to Mumbai...
853
01:20:08,968 --> 01:20:13,735
he had just a tenrupee bill
in his pocket
854
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:18,734
Ramlalji then gave him
a house, food and a job
855
01:20:19,245 --> 01:20:22,214
He gave him support.
All that for just ten rupees?
856
01:20:22,882 --> 01:20:24,349
Hear me out first!
857
01:20:25,251 --> 01:20:28,618
Before dying, father told me...
858
01:20:29,054 --> 01:20:32,649
"My son, no matter how many
opportunities God gives you..."
859
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:35,552
"to repay Ramlalji's favours,
it's too little"
860
01:20:35,995 --> 01:20:37,758
And today I received
a letter from him
861
01:20:38,264 --> 01:20:40,732
His daughter has to be married
and the inlaws demand a dowry
862
01:20:41,934 --> 01:20:44,869
For the first time, he has
asked me for help
863
01:20:45,337 --> 01:20:48,602
You tell me.
How will I help him? How...?
864
01:20:48,941 --> 01:20:51,876
What are you doing...?
We got to help him
865
01:20:52,411 --> 01:20:56,575
No, Aanchal! No!
I'm not one of those shameless men...
866
01:20:56,949 --> 01:21:00,908
who will distribute their wives'
money among their own friends
867
01:21:01,453 --> 01:21:03,819
But whatever I possess
is yours too
868
01:21:04,290 --> 01:21:08,659
No, Aanchal! I can never
take money from my wife!
869
01:21:09,328 --> 01:21:11,353
All right. As you wish
870
01:21:12,932 --> 01:21:14,194
Father...
871
01:21:16,869 --> 01:21:21,738
Forgive me, father. I can't keep
the promise I made to you
872
01:21:22,241 --> 01:21:25,574
Sweetheart!
Please don't cry!
873
01:21:25,945 --> 01:21:27,913
You will have to take
the money from me!
874
01:21:29,949 --> 01:21:31,917
How much money has he asked for?
A million
875
01:21:32,384 --> 01:21:34,215
What...?
By this evening
876
01:21:34,987 --> 01:21:36,887
But I only have half
a million at home
877
01:21:37,323 --> 01:21:41,225
You have a fixed deposit in the bank!
Really? Let's go!
878
01:21:46,265 --> 01:21:49,894
I'll make the blind old hag sniff
at the chloroform and put her to sleep
879
01:21:50,970 --> 01:21:52,665
Bloody wretch!
880
01:21:56,942 --> 01:21:58,637
Who is it at this hour?
881
01:21:59,478 --> 01:22:02,276
Coming... where are my glasses?
882
01:22:03,015 --> 01:22:03,879
Coming
883
01:22:04,350 --> 01:22:05,817
Who's this? No one
884
01:22:06,285 --> 01:22:07,582
My glasses...?
885
01:22:09,488 --> 01:22:11,581
I said I'm coming!
886
01:22:17,329 --> 01:22:20,423
Who is it?
The milkman, madam!
887
01:22:21,233 --> 01:22:26,000
The milkman? At this hour?
Why have you come so late?
888
01:22:26,538 --> 01:22:31,669
My buffalo woke up a bit late
this morning. That's why!
889
01:22:32,044 --> 01:22:35,673
Strange buffalo you have!
Wait till I open the door
890
01:22:42,254 --> 01:22:45,621
Milkman! What way of
selling milk is this?
891
01:22:53,365 --> 01:22:57,495
Milkman! You come at the wrong
time and do the wrong things?
892
01:22:58,604 --> 01:23:00,538
I'll make a yogurtshake
out of you!
893
01:23:17,956 --> 01:23:19,184
Where...?
894
01:24:54,286 --> 01:24:57,517
God! I've never asked You
for anything till today
895
01:24:57,856 --> 01:25:00,552
But I ask You today.
Do something...
896
01:25:00,926 --> 01:25:02,894
that makes Laxmi (money)
Lie at my feet
897
01:25:06,365 --> 01:25:10,199
God! I asked for Laxmi.
Not Mahalaxmi!
898
01:25:11,503 --> 01:25:14,563
She does nothing except
falling at my feet!
899
01:25:15,207 --> 01:25:18,665
I have a small request to make.
Make it quick
900
01:25:19,011 --> 01:25:21,172
The social organisation
I'm working with...
901
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:24,847
has been collecting donations
for the homeless children
902
01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:27,875
Where will I give donations from?
You don't have to give anything
903
01:25:28,387 --> 01:25:30,184
We have collected the money
904
01:25:30,622 --> 01:25:35,252
It's just a small attempt to
give the children a new life
905
01:25:38,230 --> 01:25:40,528
How small an attempt is it?
906
01:25:40,899 --> 01:25:42,867
12,05,350 rupees
907
01:25:45,237 --> 01:25:49,606
12,05,350 rupees...?
908
01:25:50,242 --> 01:25:56,511
Yes, and who better than you to
deposit the money in a bank?
909
01:25:56,882 --> 01:25:58,850
You will deposit the money
for me, won't you?
910
01:25:59,985 --> 01:26:00,952
Me...?
911
01:26:02,254 --> 01:26:06,520
Great! You're a boon from God!
You're the succour of my life!
912
01:26:06,892 --> 01:26:10,555
You are my life itself...
What are you doing? Get up!
913
01:26:16,515 --> 01:26:18,346
By giving me this responsibility
914
01:26:18,717 --> 01:26:20,708
Forget it! Forget the money
from today!
915
01:26:21,186 --> 01:26:23,450
What?
I mean, stop worrying about it!
916
01:26:23,789 --> 01:26:26,758
I'll put it in the right place!
Okay
917
01:26:27,226 --> 01:26:30,286
I'm leaving for a discourse.
Very well. Go on
918
01:26:30,863 --> 01:26:33,627
The bag, darling...?
Sorry
919
01:26:37,769 --> 01:26:40,533
Sorry, kids. If I have to escape
being rendered homeless...
920
01:26:40,906 --> 01:26:43,374
you'll have to remain homeless
for some more days. Sorry again
921
01:26:48,881 --> 01:26:51,782
Chicken, all the money's
now in this bag
922
01:26:52,251 --> 01:26:53,843
If it goes missing,
I'm going to clean you up
923
01:26:54,286 --> 01:26:56,754
Clean me up? If the washingmachine
in your house conks out...
924
01:26:57,222 --> 01:27:02,751
I'll send my motherinlaw over.
No washingmachine washes better!
925
01:27:03,262 --> 01:27:06,390
I got myself washed up too.
But a fake one
926
01:27:06,765 --> 01:27:09,700
I tore up my clothes, put on
a makeup and went home...
927
01:27:10,169 --> 01:27:10,794
and said...
928
01:27:11,270 --> 01:27:13,864
What could I do? There were four
of them, and I was all alone
929
01:27:14,373 --> 01:27:18,707
They took away a million.
They left behind 2,05,350 rupees
930
01:27:19,178 --> 01:27:22,443
Looks like they needed the million.
Don't worry about the money!
931
01:27:22,748 --> 01:27:26,775
Thank God, you're hale and hearty!
My prayers have borne fruit!
932
01:27:27,252 --> 01:27:31,552
I'll fast even more as
a thanksgiving to God
933
01:27:31,924 --> 01:27:33,152
What...?
Yes
934
01:27:33,825 --> 01:27:35,588
So you're going to starve
for some more months?
935
01:27:35,894 --> 01:27:38,419
This gun called Monica has
killed my hunger altogether!
936
01:27:40,232 --> 01:27:41,631
Look! Monica's car!
937
01:27:50,209 --> 01:27:55,306
See? How relaxed she is?
Obviously, with suckers like us around
938
01:28:02,443 --> 01:28:04,377
We've brought the money
939
01:28:07,749 --> 01:28:09,239
Why isn't she saying anything?
940
01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:35,068
Who killed her?
Not I. Why ask me?
941
01:28:35,777 --> 01:28:38,302
Why should we believe you?
Prem, don't act too smart
942
01:28:38,780 --> 01:28:42,113
Why don't you ask him?
He said, let's wring her neck!
943
01:28:42,483 --> 01:28:44,883
Look! Rope marks around her neck.
Yes
944
01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:48,080
Amar...?
Why are you guys suspecting me?
945
01:28:48,456 --> 01:28:51,084
I will kill her, my foot!
I've never swatted a fly yet
946
01:28:51,459 --> 01:28:52,756
He's right
947
01:28:53,494 --> 01:28:55,758
Photos? She was supposed to
give us the photographs
948
01:28:56,130 --> 01:28:58,030
Yes.
Must be in her bag
949
01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:03,028
Damn, not here
950
01:29:04,772 --> 01:29:07,263
I say, let's leave the corpse alone
and get out of here. Let's go, Amar
951
01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:10,108
Where the hell...? You want the police
to find the corpse in my car...
952
01:29:10,478 --> 01:29:13,276
so that I go to the gallows, right?
Why do you want to trap us?
953
01:29:13,748 --> 01:29:15,409
All of us are trapped
954
01:29:15,917 --> 01:29:18,181
None of us will move
until we dump this corpse
955
01:29:18,486 --> 01:29:20,317
Whatever. Do it fast
956
01:29:38,006 --> 01:29:38,973
Alms
957
01:29:41,809 --> 01:29:45,074
Goodness me! One beauty,
three slinks
958
01:29:45,446 --> 01:29:47,414
What a scene!
Look, we are in a hurry
959
01:29:47,915 --> 01:29:51,078
Hero, how can you leave
without offering me something?
960
01:29:51,486 --> 01:29:55,286
You must give me something.
What say, baby?
961
01:29:55,790 --> 01:29:59,021
Well, doesn't she talk?
What's wrong with her?
962
01:29:59,527 --> 01:30:01,688
Nothing wrong... she's unwell
963
01:30:02,063 --> 01:30:05,032
Let me see...
No need. Amar, give some money
964
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:08,233
What the hell...?
Give some change
965
01:30:10,538 --> 01:30:14,133
God bless you.
May you live long
966
01:30:14,509 --> 01:30:15,806
Long...?
Live
967
01:30:17,745 --> 01:30:18,712
See you
968
01:30:22,383 --> 01:30:25,352
I'm scared.
Chicken! If you talk, I'll kill you
969
01:30:25,787 --> 01:30:27,721
I don't want to be jailed
970
01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:17,938
Damn! Dr Kapadia has seen us
971
01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:22,036
What the hell were you doing? As it is
he thinks you and I are carrying on
972
01:31:22,443 --> 01:31:23,842
Shut up, guys
973
01:31:46,367 --> 01:31:47,334
Over here
974
01:31:59,847 --> 01:32:00,973
Let's go!
975
01:32:10,324 --> 01:32:11,689
Now what?
976
01:32:12,727 --> 01:32:14,752
Go home, quietly
977
01:32:15,296 --> 01:32:18,697
And remember. We've never met Monica,
and I don't know you guys
978
01:32:19,033 --> 01:32:23,231
I don't want to see your faces either.
I rue the day I met you again!
979
01:32:23,738 --> 01:32:26,036
That entourage has seen
poor Monica off
980
01:32:26,407 --> 01:32:28,102
Whatever, just forget it
981
01:32:28,743 --> 01:32:32,372
If God wills,
we won't have trouble again
982
01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:56,002
What's going on here?
983
01:32:56,437 --> 01:32:58,064
Nothing... nothing, sir
984
01:32:59,373 --> 01:33:01,136
We came here for some fresh air, sir
985
01:33:02,410 --> 01:33:06,676
You love fresh air? How about some
fresh air inside the police station?
986
01:33:07,748 --> 01:33:09,807
You have seen much of the sea...
987
01:33:11,452 --> 01:33:13,682
let me help you look
around the lockup
988
01:33:16,824 --> 01:33:17,882
What happened?
989
01:33:18,726 --> 01:33:22,025
Why are you guys petrified?
Oh no, sir... we're just...
990
01:33:22,463 --> 01:33:25,694
You think I don't know
what you guys are upto?
991
01:33:28,836 --> 01:33:30,997
You mean sir, you know?
992
01:33:32,506 --> 01:33:39,878
Sonny, try hard as you will, but
you can't fool Inspector Sikander
993
01:33:40,548 --> 01:33:44,177
Believe us Inspector,
we haven't done anything
994
01:33:45,486 --> 01:33:48,387
It's midnight and you pulled over
for booze. How dare you deny it?
995
01:33:49,824 --> 01:33:50,791
Booze...?
996
01:33:51,459 --> 01:33:54,189
No, sir we aren't drunk.
You can check if you want
997
01:33:54,562 --> 01:33:56,189
I swear it on my mother, sir
998
01:33:56,697 --> 01:33:58,665
Forget booze,
he doesn't even drink milk
999
01:33:59,400 --> 01:34:01,664
We don't do things
that the law doesn't permit
1000
01:34:01,969 --> 01:34:02,936
No way
1001
01:34:05,706 --> 01:34:07,003
Never even try
1002
01:34:14,415 --> 01:34:15,347
Go away
1003
01:34:15,850 --> 01:34:16,817
Stop!
1004
01:34:23,157 --> 01:34:24,886
Remember another thing
1005
01:34:25,826 --> 01:34:27,987
There are three things in life...
1006
01:34:28,896 --> 01:34:32,024
that remain crooked forever.
You can't help it
1007
01:34:33,434 --> 01:34:37,097
A dog's tail, the neighbouring
country's intention...
1008
01:34:37,838 --> 01:34:41,274
and the neck wrung by Sikander
1009
01:34:45,746 --> 01:34:46,713
Get lost
1010
01:35:00,728 --> 01:35:04,095
That was close. Had the Inspector
arrived five minutes earlier...
1011
01:35:04,465 --> 01:35:06,660
he'd have...
I'm still trembling
1012
01:35:06,968 --> 01:35:09,994
Why didn't Monica get the pictures?
Hardly matters
1013
01:35:10,371 --> 01:35:12,339
Monica is no more,
so why be afraid of the pictures?
1014
01:35:12,773 --> 01:35:14,070
Amar is right, Meet
1015
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:16,343
Unless we get the pictures,
it is a matter of worry
1016
01:35:16,777 --> 01:35:18,335
Yes.
Right
1017
01:35:20,848 --> 01:35:22,338
Bloody wife!
1018
01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:25,686
What is it?
Come home at once!
1019
01:35:27,421 --> 01:35:29,048
What...? What happened?
1020
01:35:29,423 --> 01:35:33,018
Come home, I'll tell you.
And get those rascals along too
1021
01:35:35,429 --> 01:35:39,229
What happened?
Aanchal was never so fiery
1022
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:43,101
She also asked me to
get the rascals along
1023
01:35:43,471 --> 01:35:44,233
What?
Yes
1024
01:35:44,538 --> 01:35:46,267
Rascals?
Yes. She was so enraged...
1025
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,709
as if she has seen me with Monica...
1026
01:35:49,443 --> 01:35:52,105
Damn! Did Monica deliver
all those pictures home?
1027
01:35:52,480 --> 01:35:54,038
What are you talking?
1028
01:36:05,826 --> 01:36:08,056
Actually darling, the thing is...
1029
01:36:08,429 --> 01:36:09,987
Don't call me darling
1030
01:36:10,998 --> 01:36:15,059
You thought I'll sit
twiddling my thumbs?
1031
01:36:16,404 --> 01:36:21,808
You thought I love you so much that
I'd even ignore your mistakes, eh?
1032
01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:24,104
Isn't that what you thought?
1033
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:31,218
But you have no idea.
A woman can hate you...
1034
01:36:31,719 --> 01:36:35,211
as much as she loves you.
And when the time comes...
1035
01:36:35,723 --> 01:36:38,692
she can even take
the form of Bellona
1036
01:36:48,302 --> 01:36:50,930
And you guys! Shame on you
1037
01:36:51,439 --> 01:36:53,839
Not friends, you are monsters
1038
01:36:56,410 --> 01:37:01,370
It's so disgusting! I know,
you guys must've mislead him
1039
01:37:01,949 --> 01:37:04,315
Oh no, not I.
Prem is the mastermind
1040
01:37:06,454 --> 01:37:08,820
You're lying!
Bindu? Here?
1041
01:37:09,457 --> 01:37:11,220
All three of us are here.
Geeta?
1042
01:37:11,692 --> 01:37:16,254
Did you think we wives have no idea
what our husbands are upto?
1043
01:37:16,764 --> 01:37:18,994
We know every thing.
What...?
1044
01:37:19,366 --> 01:37:23,132
Yes, we knew that you guys
have been plotting since last month
1045
01:37:24,505 --> 01:37:28,441
And if the two of you think
that I will let my husband...
1046
01:37:28,909 --> 01:37:33,937
spend the night of his birthday
with you guys, you are wrong
1047
01:37:34,415 --> 01:37:36,007
What...? Birthday?
Birthday?
1048
01:37:36,383 --> 01:37:37,350
Birthday?
1049
01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:40,320
Birthday
1050
01:37:50,731 --> 01:37:53,029
Had you guys scared, didn't we?
1051
01:37:54,468 --> 01:37:58,962
Since the three of you have started
roaming around like before...
1052
01:37:59,273 --> 01:38:02,071
we wives thought
we'd also come together
1053
01:38:02,443 --> 01:38:07,039
That's why we worked out a plan to
celebrate Meet's birthday together
1054
01:38:07,481 --> 01:38:09,949
Meet's birthday,
and Monica's deathday
1055
01:38:10,751 --> 01:38:15,711
Let's go out and celebrate.
We'll eat Biryani
1056
01:38:16,090 --> 01:38:16,715
Biryani?
1057
01:38:46,787 --> 01:38:50,279
"Sweetheart,
don't let go of my hand"
1058
01:38:55,062 --> 01:38:58,964
"Come near me...
let's dance"
1059
01:39:03,170 --> 01:39:06,970
"Sweetheart,
don't let go of my hand"
1060
01:39:07,408 --> 01:39:10,935
"Come near me...
let's shake it"
1061
01:39:11,745 --> 01:39:14,976
"I'm not going home so soon"
1062
01:39:15,349 --> 01:39:19,046
"I'm going to dance
and make you dance too"
1063
01:39:57,412 --> 01:40:00,939
"My heart won't heed"
1064
01:40:01,483 --> 01:40:04,714
"It's beyond reasoning, my love"
1065
01:40:09,758 --> 01:40:13,194
"It knows not my pain"
1066
01:40:13,762 --> 01:40:17,061
"I think it's going to kill me"
1067
01:40:17,766 --> 01:40:21,258
"Don't torment me,
don't provide an alibi"
1068
01:40:21,770 --> 01:40:22,964
"Sweetheart..."
1069
01:40:23,972 --> 01:40:24,939
"O darling"
1070
01:40:25,974 --> 01:40:29,933
"Sweetheart,
don't let go of my hand"
1071
01:40:34,416 --> 01:40:38,318
"Come near me...
let's shake it"
1072
01:41:11,820 --> 01:41:15,312
"What's the matter?
Why do you seem so lost?"
1073
01:41:15,824 --> 01:41:19,191
"Though your eyes are trained on me,
you are targetting someone else"
1074
01:41:23,898 --> 01:41:27,994
"Ecstasy is all around...
so what makes you listless?"
1075
01:41:28,436 --> 01:41:31,303
"Come into my arms,
I plead"
1076
01:41:32,107 --> 01:41:35,474
"Do not go away,
do not torment me"
1077
01:41:36,378 --> 01:41:37,345
"Sweetheart..."
1078
01:41:38,480 --> 01:41:39,447
"O darling"
1079
01:41:40,448 --> 01:41:44,384
"Sweetheart,
don't let go of my hand"
1080
01:41:48,790 --> 01:41:52,419
"Come near me...
let's shake it"
1081
01:41:57,232 --> 01:42:00,224
"I'm not going home so soon"
1082
01:42:00,735 --> 01:42:04,694
"I'm going to dance
and make you dance too"
1083
01:42:34,502 --> 01:42:36,265
I can't find mummy
1084
01:42:39,441 --> 01:42:42,433
She is in the bathroom...
I mean, in the bedroom
1085
01:42:42,944 --> 01:42:45,139
Go and untie her...
I mean, go and meet her
1086
01:42:45,513 --> 01:42:47,981
Look her up,
I'll be there
1087
01:42:50,819 --> 01:42:51,945
Hurry up
1088
01:42:55,590 --> 01:42:57,353
Looks like she found the old hag
1089
01:43:02,397 --> 01:43:05,059
What happened, mummyji?
Who did this to you?
1090
01:43:05,433 --> 01:43:07,367
The milkman did.
Milkman? Why?
1091
01:43:07,836 --> 01:43:10,361
But we've already paid him.
Ass
1092
01:43:11,739 --> 01:43:15,072
Ass! It was a thief
disguised as a milkman
1093
01:43:15,443 --> 01:43:20,039
But I boxed the scoundrel so hard,
he's not going to forget it
1094
01:43:20,748 --> 01:43:22,238
May he rot!
1095
01:43:22,750 --> 01:43:25,048
May his seven generations to come
go childless
1096
01:43:25,420 --> 01:43:28,082
Mummyji, if one generation
goes childless...
1097
01:43:28,456 --> 01:43:31,254
where will the other six come from?
It's not funny
1098
01:43:31,759 --> 01:43:34,057
I'll call the cops right away, mummy.
Let's do it
1099
01:43:34,395 --> 01:43:36,090
No! Why call the police?
1100
01:43:36,397 --> 01:43:40,299
What are you saying? The thief
was so cruel with mummy...
1101
01:43:40,768 --> 01:43:43,293
he even robbed the house.
But he didn't take the money
1102
01:43:43,771 --> 01:43:45,136
What?
How do you know?
1103
01:43:45,440 --> 01:43:50,241
I mean, let's check the house out
before we call the police
1104
01:43:50,778 --> 01:43:52,746
He's smart, sometimes
1105
01:43:53,448 --> 01:43:55,746
You're still here?
Move it!
1106
01:43:58,853 --> 01:44:01,117
Gosh! There's more money now
than before
1107
01:44:01,489 --> 01:44:03,957
What!
What kind of a thief was he?
1108
01:44:04,325 --> 01:44:06,156
Instead of robbing,
he's left money for us
1109
01:44:06,427 --> 01:44:09,055
Let me explain.
The burglar did intend to steal...
1110
01:44:09,430 --> 01:44:13,059
but the moment he saw mummy,
he was enlightened
1111
01:44:13,434 --> 01:44:16,335
Her blessed touch
made him realise that...
1112
01:44:16,804 --> 01:44:20,001
he must quit
the path of crime and evil...
1113
01:44:20,375 --> 01:44:23,071
and take to the path of truth
and righteousness
1114
01:44:23,444 --> 01:44:27,710
So he even left behind the money
that he must've stolen elsewhere
1115
01:44:28,416 --> 01:44:29,383
Amazing, mummy
1116
01:44:31,452 --> 01:44:33,181
You are a goddess
1117
01:44:33,755 --> 01:44:37,088
If we call the cops in,
they will confiscate the money
1118
01:44:37,458 --> 01:44:39,426
I'd better call the cops.
One minute
1119
01:44:40,428 --> 01:44:42,157
The previous idea is better
1120
01:44:42,463 --> 01:44:45,728
My dear, keep the money in and
lock the safe. Why call the cops?
1121
01:45:11,459 --> 01:45:13,188
What the hell have you worn, Geeta?
1122
01:45:13,728 --> 01:45:17,687
Why? Don't I look sexy in it?
1123
01:45:18,266 --> 01:45:19,734
More than sexy
1124
01:45:19,734 --> 01:45:26,003
So let's make love and usher in
the bloody Spring, honey
1125
01:45:35,750 --> 01:45:37,047
Ghost! Ghost!
1126
01:45:37,418 --> 01:45:39,409
Ghost? Where is it?
Over there
1127
01:45:43,491 --> 01:45:46,949
Only you and me, honey.
No one else
1128
01:45:47,762 --> 01:45:48,729
Come on
1129
01:45:56,437 --> 01:45:58,667
Ghost! Ghost!
1130
01:45:59,474 --> 01:46:01,271
Where is the ghost?
Over there
1131
01:46:03,378 --> 01:46:06,245
What's wrong with you tonight?
Whose ghost are you seeing?
1132
01:46:06,714 --> 01:46:10,013
Monica's... I mean, nobody's
1133
01:46:10,385 --> 01:46:13,013
Then come on, honey!
Not tonight, darling
1134
01:46:13,388 --> 01:46:17,688
Let's usher in the Spring later.
The gardener is unwell tonight
1135
01:46:30,738 --> 01:46:32,171
Honey, this...?
1136
01:46:32,740 --> 01:46:36,699
Not as precious as the joys
you've given me
1137
01:46:37,478 --> 01:46:41,107
Still, it's a small attempt
to tell you that...
1138
01:46:43,751 --> 01:46:45,844
you are invaluable to me
1139
01:46:47,855 --> 01:46:49,720
May I ask you something?
1140
01:46:50,958 --> 01:46:55,019
If you were to find out that
I've done some wrong...
1141
01:46:56,264 --> 01:46:58,095
would you be able to forgive me?
1142
01:47:02,737 --> 01:47:06,673
Let me check who is here
to ruin our romantic moments
1143
01:47:14,716 --> 01:47:16,183
Is Meet Mehta in?
1144
01:47:17,719 --> 01:47:19,084
What for...?
1145
01:47:19,454 --> 01:47:22,082
Call him. Inspector Sikander
wants him at the police station
1146
01:47:22,457 --> 01:47:24,357
What...? At the police station?
1147
01:47:34,435 --> 01:47:36,699
Talk! Or I'll kill you
1148
01:47:37,405 --> 01:47:39,839
We'll tell you, sir
1149
01:47:41,476 --> 01:47:43,034
Take their statements
1150
01:47:48,916 --> 01:47:50,110
Come with me
1151
01:47:52,386 --> 01:47:54,718
Last night, you guys were
at Band Stand
1152
01:47:55,857 --> 01:47:58,382
And we found a dead girl there
1153
01:47:58,926 --> 01:48:01,724
Have you seen this girl before?
1154
01:48:09,871 --> 01:48:12,032
Tell me.
Oh no, sir
1155
01:48:15,476 --> 01:48:18,240
It's too beautiful a face to forget
1156
01:48:18,846 --> 01:48:20,746
Who was the poor girl, Inspector?
1157
01:48:23,785 --> 01:48:26,015
She was Monica.
I know
1158
01:48:26,454 --> 01:48:30,754
He means... how do you know that
she is Monica? I mean, was
1159
01:48:31,492 --> 01:48:34,188
We found the driving licence on her.
Yes...
1160
01:48:34,562 --> 01:48:38,965
she was fond of driving.
He means, how did she die?
1161
01:48:39,400 --> 01:48:40,765
Accident?
1162
01:48:42,804 --> 01:48:47,503
Someone brutally
strangled her to death
1163
01:48:49,544 --> 01:48:52,775
We searched Monica's house
1164
01:48:53,815 --> 01:48:57,376
Any clues?
No, sir. Heera Villa, Andheri
1165
01:48:57,885 --> 01:49:00,376
We enquired everyone around there,
in vain, sir
1166
01:49:03,257 --> 01:49:04,918
Search her house again
1167
01:49:06,460 --> 01:49:09,293
lt'll only lead us to the assassin.
Yes sir
1168
01:49:17,471 --> 01:49:20,440
Is it hot inside here?
No sir, not at all
1169
01:49:20,975 --> 01:49:21,942
It's cool
1170
01:49:22,777 --> 01:49:24,972
When a bomb explodes,
it's a bang
1171
01:49:26,013 --> 01:49:28,846
When a trouser is ripped,
the threads come off
1172
01:49:29,784 --> 01:49:33,311
And when someone is shit scared
inside an airconditioned room...
1173
01:49:34,789 --> 01:49:36,086
he sweats
1174
01:49:38,559 --> 01:49:41,460
You may go.
I'll call you back if I need you
1175
01:49:41,963 --> 01:49:46,332
Call us back? Okay sir,
we're ready to help you
1176
01:49:48,803 --> 01:49:51,772
Even God can't help
the assassin now
1177
01:49:53,507 --> 01:49:57,034
Wherever he is,
he can't escape me for long
1178
01:50:13,761 --> 01:50:17,094
I think the swine suspects us.
If he finds evidence against us...
1179
01:50:17,465 --> 01:50:20,263
he'll make sure we go to the gallows.
The photographs! I told you...
1180
01:50:20,768 --> 01:50:23,168
the photographs will someday
lead us to the gallows. Shit! Shit!
1181
01:50:23,471 --> 01:50:25,905
You will send us to the gallows.
Bloody shitshit! Back there...
1182
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,208
you were shitting from your mouth.
What else could I do?
1183
01:50:28,476 --> 01:50:30,376
Monica's corpse made me shit
in my pants
1184
01:50:30,778 --> 01:50:34,043
When did Monica pitch up at Andheri?
She was at Love Nest, in Bandra
1185
01:50:34,415 --> 01:50:38,317
I think her lovenest is where
she used to meet the three of us
1186
01:50:38,786 --> 01:50:40,777
Which means,
the photographs are there
1187
01:50:41,589 --> 01:50:45,116
Let's get there before Sikander
and destroy those photographs
1188
01:50:45,493 --> 01:50:49,122
No, dude. We can't go there
in broad daylight
1189
01:50:49,497 --> 01:50:51,488
Let's go at night.
As of now...
1190
01:50:51,999 --> 01:50:54,763
we go back to work,
behave as if nothing happened
1191
01:50:55,102 --> 01:50:58,299
lt'll send the signal
that every thing is normal...
1192
01:50:58,739 --> 01:51:01,230
to the tracker,
if there is any
1193
01:51:02,743 --> 01:51:04,711
We'll meet up in the evening
1194
01:51:12,887 --> 01:51:15,219
What the hell?
It won't zip up
1195
01:51:18,559 --> 01:51:20,390
What's up?
You look so tired, Mr Prem
1196
01:51:20,861 --> 01:51:23,421
Forget me. Why are you late?
Of late, I too go to bed late...
1197
01:51:23,931 --> 01:51:26,331
and wake up late. Thanks to you
1198
01:51:31,505 --> 01:51:33,029
Bloody turkey
1199
01:51:55,796 --> 01:51:56,922
Sir...? Here?
1200
01:51:57,732 --> 01:52:00,360
That's my question.
What are you doing here?
1201
01:52:01,135 --> 01:52:03,103
I open them here every day. Accounts
1202
01:52:05,339 --> 01:52:06,772
Sheer coincidence
1203
01:52:07,108 --> 01:52:09,941
You refused to identify Monica...
1204
01:52:11,746 --> 01:52:13,714
and you were the one
who opened her bank account
1205
01:52:15,449 --> 01:52:17,314
I can't remember
every client's face, sir
1206
01:52:17,752 --> 01:52:21,916
It's a face too beautiful to forget.
Didn't you say that?
1207
01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:27,284
You won't forget my face, I hope?
1208
01:52:42,543 --> 01:52:43,407
Meet?
1209
01:52:51,786 --> 01:52:54,755
Damn! Why is the faggot here?
Hide, Kapadia
1210
01:53:12,440 --> 01:53:15,034
Meet called up to say that you guys
are coming over. What's the matter?
1211
01:53:15,409 --> 01:53:18,037
Your daddy, Sikander, was at the bank.
What...?
1212
01:53:18,412 --> 01:53:20,380
He's got to know that
Monica had an account in my bank
1213
01:53:20,881 --> 01:53:22,712
He found her cheque book
1214
01:53:25,453 --> 01:53:29,014
Cool down! Nothing to worry...
God, I'm scared!
1215
01:53:29,457 --> 01:53:32,255
Zip up, will you?
I've been trying since morning
1216
01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:35,228
You try it.
Let me
1217
01:53:50,778 --> 01:53:52,473
Apocalypse! Damn!
1218
01:53:55,816 --> 01:53:56,840
Come on!
1219
01:54:07,795 --> 01:54:10,855
What are you doing?
Nothing sir. Not me
1220
01:54:11,398 --> 01:54:14,196
They are at it. Look.
What a shame
1221
01:54:16,770 --> 01:54:21,230
Times have changed.
I feel like puking. Apocalypse
1222
01:54:36,423 --> 01:54:40,120
You? Here?
I'm here to meet my friend
1223
01:54:42,496 --> 01:54:45,056
Ever thought who'd come
to meet the two of you in jail?
1224
01:54:46,467 --> 01:54:49,061
What's the problem now? I told you,
we're not meeting before evening
1225
01:54:49,436 --> 01:54:51,063
What's the big problem?
1226
01:54:54,475 --> 01:54:55,442
Welcome
1227
01:54:56,377 --> 01:54:58,208
The third monkey was just missing
1228
01:54:58,712 --> 01:55:00,202
Sir...? Here?
1229
01:55:03,717 --> 01:55:05,685
Three things in life
come uninvited
1230
01:55:06,720 --> 01:55:08,688
Death, loose motions...
1231
01:55:10,324 --> 01:55:11,985
and yours truly
1232
01:55:12,459 --> 01:55:14,086
Get the appointment file
1233
01:55:22,870 --> 01:55:25,031
What are you doing, sir?
Do you have a search warrant?
1234
01:55:27,741 --> 01:55:29,709
If you touch me again...
1235
01:55:30,511 --> 01:55:33,241
I'll cut that hand off
and stuff it right there
1236
01:55:33,747 --> 01:55:37,308
You will then eat and shit
from your mouth
1237
01:55:47,928 --> 01:55:53,195
Monica Singh.
5:30 pm, 14th November
1238
01:55:54,768 --> 01:55:56,668
You will also tell me that...
1239
01:55:57,004 --> 01:55:59,336
so many patients come to you,
and you can't remember all of them
1240
01:56:00,374 --> 01:56:02,342
Look sir, these little things
aren't enough...
1241
01:56:02,776 --> 01:56:05,267
to prove that we have something
to do with Monica's murder
1242
01:56:06,447 --> 01:56:09,075
By coincidence, your memory too
seems to be a bit weak
1243
01:56:09,717 --> 01:56:11,685
Well, let me remind you
1244
01:56:16,423 --> 01:56:19,017
The necklace is beautiful,
so is the case
1245
01:56:20,394 --> 01:56:21,691
Mehta Jewellers
1246
01:56:25,833 --> 01:56:29,030
What a coincidence!
Monica met all three of you
1247
01:56:30,738 --> 01:56:33,707
And none of you
remembers her face
1248
01:56:34,742 --> 01:56:36,073
It is a coincidence
1249
01:56:36,410 --> 01:56:39,709
Is it also a coincidence that you guys
have been showered with coincidences?
1250
01:56:40,748 --> 01:56:42,443
Could be a matter of coincidence, sir
1251
01:56:43,751 --> 01:56:45,912
Then regrettably for you,
it is sheer coincidence...
1252
01:56:46,220 --> 01:56:50,020
that inspector Sikander
does not believe in coincidences
1253
01:56:51,492 --> 01:56:53,858
Start counting your days, guys
1254
01:56:54,495 --> 01:56:57,328
Because, I'll send you
to the gallows soon
1255
01:56:58,699 --> 01:57:02,897
And it's going to be on the basis
of evidence, not coincidence
1256
01:57:10,377 --> 01:57:14,006
If this hangman finds evidence,
we are deadmeat
1257
01:57:14,815 --> 01:57:17,875
Let's go to Love Nest
and find the photographs, at once
1258
01:57:22,719 --> 01:57:23,686
Come on
1259
01:57:26,523 --> 01:57:29,981
Monica used to keep the duplicate key
under the doormat
1260
01:57:32,529 --> 01:57:33,496
Found it
1261
01:57:42,238 --> 01:57:43,500
Come on in
1262
01:57:46,209 --> 01:57:48,074
You go there...
you, there
1263
01:58:13,570 --> 01:58:14,537
Gotcha!
1264
01:58:16,573 --> 01:58:18,541
I found them!
What did you find?
1265
01:58:18,908 --> 01:58:19,875
Photographs
1266
01:58:25,582 --> 01:58:27,743
Chicken! My darling!
1267
01:58:28,585 --> 01:58:32,214
You've saved our lives!
Sikander can harm us no more
1268
01:58:32,589 --> 01:58:34,557
Sikander! Boo!
1269
01:58:39,295 --> 01:58:40,762
Check the door
1270
01:58:49,205 --> 01:58:51,105
What seesee?
Let me see
1271
01:58:57,247 --> 01:58:58,908
See Sikander
1272
01:59:00,216 --> 01:59:01,183
Scoot!
1273
01:59:06,556 --> 01:59:07,853
Switch on the lights
1274
01:59:15,798 --> 01:59:17,789
Looks like someone was here
before us
1275
01:59:20,603 --> 01:59:22,867
An assassin always returns...
1276
01:59:23,773 --> 01:59:25,866
to make sure
he hasn't left clues behind
1277
01:59:27,277 --> 01:59:28,869
That's his mistake
1278
01:59:29,579 --> 01:59:31,706
Search thoroughly.
Right, sir
1279
02:00:59,202 --> 02:01:02,035
Honey, you didn't call even once
since morning
1280
02:01:03,539 --> 02:01:07,737
Why did the cops call you?
To pass time. It was a mistake
1281
02:01:08,544 --> 02:01:10,205
When are you coming?
Know what?
1282
02:01:10,713 --> 02:01:13,944
We've planned to hang out
at the Hanging Garden
1283
02:01:14,317 --> 02:01:18,515
I'm also hanging out
with my friends. I'll call you back
1284
02:01:21,724 --> 02:01:22,691
Honey!
1285
02:01:23,126 --> 02:01:25,185
Take a look, go
1286
02:01:26,562 --> 02:01:27,529
Careful
1287
02:01:29,766 --> 02:01:31,028
Found some papers, sir
1288
02:01:45,381 --> 02:01:48,942
Stop droning. What is it?
I had dropped a photograph
1289
02:01:49,318 --> 02:01:50,285
What...?
1290
02:01:50,787 --> 02:01:53,881
Stand back there!
Now what?
1291
02:01:54,323 --> 02:01:58,054
Prem, call on Monica's number.
Hang on
1292
02:01:58,528 --> 02:02:01,190
Monica is not home.
Shut up
1293
02:02:01,697 --> 02:02:03,631
Tell me.
Call up
1294
02:02:04,534 --> 02:02:07,503
Engage Sikander in a conversation.
All right
1295
02:02:19,715 --> 02:02:22,548
Sarvodaya Video Library?
What?
1296
02:02:22,919 --> 02:02:25,046
Do you have "Reshma's Beauty"?
What nonsense!
1297
02:02:25,555 --> 02:02:26,988
"Naked Beauty" will do
1298
02:02:30,293 --> 02:02:31,988
He hung up. Meet is inside!
1299
02:02:37,366 --> 02:02:38,731
Found nothing, sir
1300
02:02:40,570 --> 02:02:41,537
Let's go
1301
02:03:21,244 --> 02:03:23,769
Damn! He has locked us out!
1302
02:03:24,280 --> 02:03:26,908
Now what?
I need to piss
1303
02:03:27,283 --> 02:03:28,682
Shut up!
Wanna piss, eh?
1304
02:03:29,051 --> 02:03:31,679
Can't you see we're trapped?
What am I going to tell Geeta...
1305
02:03:32,054 --> 02:03:35,581
when she asks where I was all night?
Forget Geeta. What about my wife?
1306
02:03:36,225 --> 02:03:39,854
I need to piss!
Chicken! Piss into my pocket
1307
02:03:40,229 --> 02:03:42,857
He wants to piss!
Don't scream. We're stuck here
1308
02:03:43,232 --> 02:03:45,530
Go and piss in the flower pot
1309
02:04:15,231 --> 02:04:16,198
Come on!
1310
02:04:37,253 --> 02:04:39,619
Who are you, sir?
1311
02:04:41,290 --> 02:04:43,781
I'm the one
who sent Monica to heaven
1312
02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:47,927
If I wish, I can arrange
for your journey too
1313
02:04:48,731 --> 02:04:51,029
You mean, you...?
Right
1314
02:04:52,568 --> 02:04:54,195
I killed Monica
1315
02:04:55,371 --> 02:04:57,805
The fool tried to betray me
1316
02:04:59,108 --> 02:05:03,477
But I'm damn sure,
you guys won't act so stupid
1317
02:05:04,747 --> 02:05:06,578
What do you want from us?
1318
02:05:08,250 --> 02:05:10,878
Three million, that you were
supposed to give Monica
1319
02:05:12,254 --> 02:05:16,918
But you have only two days to
organise the money. Only two days
1320
02:05:17,293 --> 02:05:18,487
Two days?
Yes
1321
02:05:20,196 --> 02:05:22,494
I know you guys won't disappoint me
1322
02:05:23,332 --> 02:05:27,894
Because the pictures for which you
have been hanging here all night...
1323
02:05:28,938 --> 02:05:31,964
that's only a piece of trailer.
I have the entire film with me
1324
02:05:33,309 --> 02:05:34,276
Wanna see?
1325
02:05:36,178 --> 02:05:37,145
Look
1326
02:05:44,286 --> 02:05:48,120
See? You guys carried her corpse
with so much care
1327
02:05:50,226 --> 02:05:53,218
You can keep that picture
for your album at home
1328
02:05:53,729 --> 02:05:56,857
I have the negatives,
I can make as many copies as I wish
1329
02:05:59,602 --> 02:06:00,569
Two days
1330
02:06:02,104 --> 02:06:04,595
Else, these pictures
will go to Sikander
1331
02:06:05,608 --> 02:06:09,009
And you guys will go to Monica
1332
02:06:11,614 --> 02:06:14,708
Now stop hanging there
and get cracking. Move
1333
02:06:27,530 --> 02:06:30,055
Damn! Wasn't Sikander
too much to handle?
1334
02:06:30,533 --> 02:06:33,502
Now this blackmailer transpires,
to make us dance around like monkeys
1335
02:06:35,071 --> 02:06:37,198
I wonder what sin of ours
is showing up
1336
02:06:37,740 --> 02:06:40,072
What? It's the sin
we recently committed
1337
02:06:40,543 --> 02:06:42,773
Tell me something.
Do we look like idiots?
1338
02:06:43,079 --> 02:06:46,173
Someone or the other transpires
out of nowhere and blackmails us
1339
02:06:46,615 --> 02:06:50,073
Not their fault.
We damned ourselves
1340
02:06:50,553 --> 02:06:52,180
I think this man is very dangerous
1341
02:06:52,655 --> 02:06:55,783
Only a ruthless assassin
can murder a beauty like Monica
1342
02:06:56,158 --> 02:06:58,991
I tell you, let's give him the money
and get him off our backs
1343
02:06:59,295 --> 02:07:03,698
Oh really? As if we have money
inside our underwear
1344
02:07:04,233 --> 02:07:08,033
Oh yes, the money is inside your
underwear... I mean, inside your safe
1345
02:07:08,537 --> 02:07:11,028
Go home and get it. Go.
You will have to steal again
1346
02:07:11,507 --> 02:07:14,999
Steal again? That house?
Out of question
1347
02:07:15,311 --> 02:07:16,175
Hey listen...
1348
02:07:16,679 --> 02:07:18,874
You must steal
1349
02:07:20,182 --> 02:07:21,877
What?
Get on with your drink
1350
02:07:22,518 --> 02:07:24,247
You must steal.
Yes, you must
1351
02:07:24,720 --> 02:07:28,816
So that my motherinlaw
gets to smash me again
1352
02:07:29,191 --> 02:07:32,024
I'd rather hang myself,
or have Sikander shoot me...
1353
02:07:32,528 --> 02:07:35,895
than steal into that house
and get whacked by my motherinlaw
1354
02:07:36,565 --> 02:07:40,057
If you are so eager, why don't
you guys go there and steal?
1355
02:07:40,536 --> 02:07:44,028
Oh well, so that your motherinlaw
gets to smash us, eh?
1356
02:07:44,540 --> 02:07:45,507
Why not?
1357
02:07:49,178 --> 02:07:51,840
No, we don't want your ideas.
Listen to me
1358
02:07:52,281 --> 02:07:56,115
Amar, take your wife and her mother
out for a movie tonight
1359
02:07:56,585 --> 02:08:00,021
There won't be anyone in the house
and I and Meet will swipe the safe
1360
02:08:01,357 --> 02:08:03,917
What are you thinking of?
That...
1361
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:08,519
your ideas are rosy initially
1362
02:08:10,166 --> 02:08:12,532
But eventually, it rips us of
even our underclothes
1363
02:08:12,768 --> 02:08:14,531
It's not happening this time
1364
02:08:18,574 --> 02:08:21,134
We'll steal the money tonight
and give it to the blackmailer
1365
02:08:21,677 --> 02:08:23,542
Then we'll have the photographs...
1366
02:08:23,846 --> 02:08:26,110
that Sikander can use to send us
to the gallows
1367
02:08:27,316 --> 02:08:32,652
That's right. Come what may,
we'll ensure our safety
1368
02:08:40,796 --> 02:08:44,892
"I've Found Someone" is going houseful.
Then let's go back to our house
1369
02:08:45,000 --> 02:08:47,195
No, we might find someone there.
What?
1370
02:08:47,603 --> 02:08:51,198
I mean, we'll find tickets
of some other movie
1371
02:08:51,607 --> 02:08:54,974
There's an educational movie
going on. "Night Queen"
1372
02:08:59,715 --> 02:09:01,148
Let's watch it
1373
02:09:05,788 --> 02:09:08,518
I think there's no one inside.
Empty, you mean?
1374
02:09:08,958 --> 02:09:11,927
Good. We'll empty the empty house.
Open it, quick
1375
02:09:14,964 --> 02:09:16,932
The door is open, too
1376
02:09:17,566 --> 02:09:21,525
The door to good fortune
has opened, I think. Let's get in
1377
02:09:33,582 --> 02:09:34,844
Come on
1378
02:09:42,791 --> 02:09:46,955
It's locked.
I told the ass to keep the door open
1379
02:09:47,129 --> 02:09:48,562
How do we get in now?
1380
02:09:49,899 --> 02:09:52,561
Your ideas are dangerous.
I quit
1381
02:09:53,002 --> 02:09:55,232
Trust me.
We'll climb down the roof
1382
02:09:55,938 --> 02:09:57,496
Yes, the roof
1383
02:10:15,557 --> 02:10:18,924
You offer us popcorn
and show us soft porn! Idiot!
1384
02:10:20,195 --> 02:10:22,891
Bindu, shut your eyes
and follow me
1385
02:10:30,572 --> 02:10:31,937
You go first
1386
02:10:33,809 --> 02:10:35,140
Why me? I'm younger to you...
1387
02:10:35,577 --> 02:10:37,545
by three months!
After you
1388
02:10:43,652 --> 02:10:45,552
Try again.
I am
1389
02:10:45,754 --> 02:10:46,948
Try the other keys
1390
02:10:51,260 --> 02:10:53,956
What are you doing? Give me support.
I can't
1391
02:10:55,597 --> 02:10:57,565
Let go of my leg!
And grab what?
1392
02:10:57,733 --> 02:10:58,700
I'll fall...
1393
02:11:07,710 --> 02:11:11,009
Educational film, he said!
Was it education?
1394
02:11:14,550 --> 02:11:16,916
My head's reeling.
I need some fresh air
1395
02:11:17,052 --> 02:11:18,849
I'm going to the terrace
1396
02:11:20,556 --> 02:11:23,923
Go to the bedroom, I'll go
and have some bittergourd juice
1397
02:11:24,193 --> 02:11:25,854
You will make it yourself?
Sure
1398
02:11:32,234 --> 02:11:35,067
Does it take so long to open a safe?
I took them out for a movie...
1399
02:11:35,204 --> 02:11:39,538
I kept the door open, and
you guys haven't done the job yet
1400
02:11:42,978 --> 02:11:44,946
But I had given you
the combination, didn't I?
1401
02:11:47,583 --> 02:11:49,551
I think I'll have
to do it myself. Move
1402
02:11:49,852 --> 02:11:51,547
I'll never burgle with you again
1403
02:12:36,565 --> 02:12:38,931
Passing time, eh?
Get her off you
1404
02:12:39,101 --> 02:12:43,538
Cut the crap and help me out.
Old hag, let him go
1405
02:12:43,705 --> 02:12:45,935
Else, I'll count till three.
One, two...
1406
02:13:02,925 --> 02:13:04,483
Who switched off the lights?
1407
02:13:16,205 --> 02:13:17,900
Stop laughing!
1408
02:13:32,788 --> 02:13:35,916
I can't open it. Did the old hag
change the combination?
1409
02:13:36,859 --> 02:13:38,190
Where are you?
1410
02:13:38,627 --> 02:13:41,721
Bloody diaper boys!
Aren't you ashamed?
1411
02:13:41,864 --> 02:13:44,526
Which gang do you belong to?
Diaper gang?
1412
02:13:46,568 --> 02:13:47,728
Gotcha!
1413
02:13:49,104 --> 02:13:51,538
What are you waiting for?
Hit the witch
1414
02:13:53,208 --> 02:13:54,539
Hit her, will you?
1415
02:13:59,515 --> 02:14:01,483
My baby is hurt
1416
02:14:08,524 --> 02:14:09,821
Bag?
1417
02:14:25,541 --> 02:14:28,908
To hell with your golden glove!
You think you're a real burglar?
1418
02:14:29,044 --> 02:14:31,911
If Undertaker's mother arrives,
she'll break our bones
1419
02:14:32,714 --> 02:14:34,113
May I say something, friends?
1420
02:14:38,954 --> 02:14:40,512
Now get lost
1421
02:14:48,864 --> 02:14:50,923
Thief! Thief!
1422
02:15:04,713 --> 02:15:05,680
Shut it!
1423
02:15:06,715 --> 02:15:08,080
Shut the door!
1424
02:15:12,721 --> 02:15:15,690
Rechristen your gang
to Ratbags
1425
02:15:15,991 --> 02:15:17,185
Scoot!
Move!
1426
02:15:17,726 --> 02:15:18,693
Run!
1427
02:15:27,736 --> 02:15:28,998
To hell with them!
Scoot
1428
02:15:32,107 --> 02:15:34,098
Nobody can mess with me!
1429
02:15:38,747 --> 02:15:42,114
Amar, my friend...
1430
02:15:43,752 --> 02:15:45,344
What happened?
Easy
1431
02:15:45,754 --> 02:15:47,119
Last night's thrashing still hurts
1432
02:15:49,925 --> 02:15:51,392
Is the money safe?
1433
02:15:52,928 --> 02:15:55,726
That's what we came to ask you.
Where did you hide the money?
1434
02:15:55,831 --> 02:15:59,062
I did? You guys stole the money,
so you must have it
1435
02:15:59,367 --> 02:16:03,667
What rot! Forget stealing, we barely
managed to escape your motherinlaw
1436
02:16:03,839 --> 02:16:05,670
What?
We thought, in the melee...
1437
02:16:05,774 --> 02:16:08,675
you must've stolen the money.
No way. I gave you the money...
1438
02:16:08,777 --> 02:16:10,301
and sent you guys away myself.
What?
1439
02:16:10,712 --> 02:16:12,680
We don't have the money.
What?
1440
02:16:13,114 --> 02:16:14,706
Then who has the money?
1441
02:16:16,718 --> 02:16:18,083
Come in, Inspector
1442
02:16:29,130 --> 02:16:32,691
What are you guys doing here?
Guys, what am I doing here?
1443
02:16:33,134 --> 02:16:35,694
He's my husband. And they are
his friends. Meet and Prem
1444
02:16:36,137 --> 02:16:39,698
After the incident last night,
I had to call the Inspector
1445
02:16:40,041 --> 02:16:43,101
Great. Strange coincidence
1446
02:16:43,879 --> 02:16:47,713
Sometimes I feel you guys
have longer arms than the law
1447
02:16:48,750 --> 02:16:51,116
The police reach the spot
after the incident
1448
02:16:51,386 --> 02:16:55,117
But you guys are already there.
I don't understand
1449
02:16:55,757 --> 02:16:57,657
Those concerned have understood
1450
02:16:58,827 --> 02:17:00,818
Give me the details
of the burglary, madam
1451
02:17:01,863 --> 02:17:04,354
Last night when I, my husband
and my mother returned home...
1452
02:17:04,699 --> 02:17:07,065
after watching a movie,
the thieves were already inside
1453
02:17:07,402 --> 02:17:09,666
I think there were two of them
1454
02:17:10,338 --> 02:17:11,669
Strange
1455
02:17:12,707 --> 02:17:16,666
Two thieves. Your husband
also has two friends
1456
02:17:17,345 --> 02:17:21,679
What do you mean?
I'd rather show you something
1457
02:17:23,118 --> 02:17:24,085
Constable
1458
02:17:35,130 --> 02:17:37,098
Sir, he's the one
1459
02:17:37,732 --> 02:17:40,860
Last night, he gave us the money
and asked us to leave quickly
1460
02:17:41,136 --> 02:17:43,104
What...?
Apart from us...
1461
02:17:43,238 --> 02:17:44,830
there were two other thieves
1462
02:17:45,907 --> 02:17:49,843
And they were your
husband's friends. Meet and Prem
1463
02:17:51,746 --> 02:17:53,714
But your husband
committed a mistake
1464
02:17:55,150 --> 02:17:59,348
He took the real burglars for
Meet and Prem and gave them the money
1465
02:18:00,288 --> 02:18:03,121
What made you think that
I'm going to believe...
1466
02:18:03,291 --> 02:18:06,727
your baseless allegations
against my husband?
1467
02:18:10,532 --> 02:18:15,128
I trust my husband implicitly.
And I can't stand his humiliation
1468
02:18:19,140 --> 02:18:21,734
But...
My husband is my Lord
1469
02:18:21,910 --> 02:18:25,141
And suspecting the Lord is a sin
1470
02:18:25,413 --> 02:18:28,143
Not only him,
I also respect the ones...
1471
02:18:28,283 --> 02:18:31,514
he has embraced as friends
1472
02:18:35,790 --> 02:18:39,385
Ladies, you are defending them.
But you don't know them
1473
02:18:39,794 --> 02:18:42,285
No one knows my husband
better than me
1474
02:18:42,797 --> 02:18:46,164
On the basis of a couple of thieves'
statement you can suspect my husband
1475
02:18:46,334 --> 02:18:47,767
Not I
1476
02:18:48,436 --> 02:18:49,403
All right
1477
02:18:49,938 --> 02:18:54,170
But till the investigation is over,
the money stays with us
1478
02:18:54,442 --> 02:18:58,105
Whatever. But please go away
from here now
1479
02:19:22,937 --> 02:19:25,735
I haven't come across a scoundrel yet
who could beat us
1480
02:19:26,775 --> 02:19:28,743
I admit, we're evil
1481
02:19:29,177 --> 02:19:33,136
But somewhere along the way, we must
have done at least one noble deed...
1482
02:19:33,782 --> 02:19:35,750
because of which our wives
stood by us today
1483
02:19:36,785 --> 02:19:38,753
Our wives are so nice
1484
02:19:38,953 --> 02:19:42,753
And that makes me realise
that I'm rotten than ever
1485
02:19:45,794 --> 02:19:48,763
Forgive me, friends.
It's my mistake
1486
02:19:49,431 --> 02:19:54,391
Had I not provoked you, you guys
would not have been in trouble today
1487
02:19:56,905 --> 02:20:00,102
I knew it since college days
that you were the biggest fool ever
1488
02:20:03,144 --> 02:20:06,045
However, if it is stupidity
to be your friend...
1489
02:20:06,748 --> 02:20:09,717
than I'd rather be a stupid
all the way, friend
1490
02:20:14,756 --> 02:20:17,725
The things that happened...
we are all in the wrong
1491
02:20:25,166 --> 02:20:28,727
It's been halfhour
and Aanchal hasn't called yet
1492
02:20:30,305 --> 02:20:32,136
I'm badly missing my satellite
1493
02:20:33,174 --> 02:20:36,735
Mr Meet, call for you.
Go on. Must be Aanchal
1494
02:20:42,784 --> 02:20:44,376
Honey, I was badly missing you
1495
02:20:45,186 --> 02:20:49,748
Of course, you must. If you make
the mistake of forgetting me...
1496
02:20:49,924 --> 02:20:51,755
you will be history
1497
02:20:53,194 --> 02:20:55,162
You?
I am
1498
02:20:56,865 --> 02:21:01,097
I just called to remind you
that this is your last night
1499
02:21:03,138 --> 02:21:06,107
Tomorrow morning, be there
at Band Stand with the money
1500
02:21:06,908 --> 02:21:11,868
Else, Sikander will get the
death warrants for the three of you
1501
02:21:13,381 --> 02:21:14,348
Listen...
1502
02:21:25,760 --> 02:21:27,728
What happened?
It was Aanchal, right?
1503
02:21:28,763 --> 02:21:30,731
Then who was it?
1504
02:21:31,966 --> 02:21:33,365
The blackmailer.
What?
1505
02:21:33,468 --> 02:21:35,732
Yes. It was the blackmailer
1506
02:21:36,905 --> 02:21:40,739
He told me to reach Band Stand with
the money tomorrow morning, else...
1507
02:21:41,409 --> 02:21:44,742
But what are we going to do?
We don't have the money
1508
02:21:45,180 --> 02:21:48,741
One way out.
We'll go down on our knees
1509
02:21:48,883 --> 02:21:52,148
Let's ask for a few days more.
What if he doesn't agree?
1510
02:21:55,790 --> 02:21:57,690
Then we'll face the punishment
for our sins
1511
02:21:58,126 --> 02:21:59,093
What...?
1512
02:22:02,730 --> 02:22:06,689
You mean, tomorrow morning
our wives will find out the truth?
1513
02:22:07,735 --> 02:22:08,702
Yes
1514
02:22:14,742 --> 02:22:17,711
Buddies, let's go home
1515
02:22:18,947 --> 02:22:23,111
The few moments we have,
let's spend them with our wives
1516
02:22:24,152 --> 02:22:29,112
Tomorrow we might be homeless,
and these moments too will be gone
1517
02:22:56,117 --> 02:22:59,086
I know I have committed a sin...
1518
02:22:59,287 --> 02:23:02,085
that might take
an entire lifetime to atone
1519
02:23:02,724 --> 02:23:05,693
But Lord,
please bless me if You can...
1520
02:23:06,127 --> 02:23:09,096
so that I can save my home
from being shattered tomorrow
1521
02:23:14,135 --> 02:23:15,693
What are you doing?
1522
02:23:16,738 --> 02:23:17,864
Don't touch my feet
1523
02:23:18,106 --> 02:23:21,098
I know that it enrages you
1524
02:23:21,743 --> 02:23:23,438
I'm not enraged this time, Geeta
1525
02:23:24,746 --> 02:23:26,373
Don't treat me like God
1526
02:23:26,848 --> 02:23:30,716
When you'll realise that I'm no God,
that I'm only a human being...
1527
02:23:31,152 --> 02:23:32,710
it'll break your heart
1528
02:23:34,155 --> 02:23:38,114
My heart belongs to you.
And one can't break his own heart
1529
02:23:41,763 --> 02:23:43,128
You look very tired
1530
02:23:43,765 --> 02:23:47,132
Go to bed.
I'll say my prayers and come
1531
02:23:58,713 --> 02:23:59,680
Aanchal...
1532
02:24:03,718 --> 02:24:05,686
Where are you?
1533
02:24:17,131 --> 02:24:19,099
Honey, where were you?
1534
02:24:19,267 --> 02:24:21,064
I've been trying
your number since long
1535
02:24:21,736 --> 02:24:24,102
Besides, you didn't call me even once
1536
02:24:25,139 --> 02:24:27,107
I don't know how I forgot
1537
02:24:28,743 --> 02:24:30,108
I'll be right back
1538
02:24:32,747 --> 02:24:33,714
Forgot?
1539
02:24:38,152 --> 02:24:40,120
Life is so short, isn't it?
1540
02:24:41,756 --> 02:24:43,223
And in this short life...
1541
02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:48,126
every moment
that I spent with you...
1542
02:24:49,163 --> 02:24:51,723
every word that
has come to your lips...
1543
02:24:56,704 --> 02:24:59,070
every expression
on your beautiful face...
1544
02:25:00,274 --> 02:25:02,071
I don't want to miss
1545
02:25:10,351 --> 02:25:12,080
Just a second back...
1546
02:25:13,121 --> 02:25:14,679
A second?
1547
02:25:15,723 --> 02:25:18,692
Even half a second distance away
from you tears me into two halves
1548
02:25:47,282 --> 02:25:50,251
"My heart always
belonged to you..."
1549
02:25:52,988 --> 02:25:55,354
"I shall even give up my life
for you"
1550
02:26:03,632 --> 02:26:06,192
"My heart always
belonged to you..."
1551
02:26:06,401 --> 02:26:09,199
"I shall even give up
my life for you"
1552
02:26:09,771 --> 02:26:12,604
"I won't ever betray you, my love"
1553
02:26:26,254 --> 02:26:28,620
"I swear by God, my love"
1554
02:26:28,890 --> 02:26:30,619
"By God"
1555
02:27:15,370 --> 02:27:19,602
"Life would take this new turn;..."
1556
02:27:20,542 --> 02:27:24,603
"I never ever imagined"
1557
02:27:37,325 --> 02:27:39,623
"I don't believe it"
1558
02:27:39,894 --> 02:27:42,226
"Oh, what has it come to"
1559
02:27:42,731 --> 02:27:47,634
"How could I be disloyal to you?"
1560
02:27:48,637 --> 02:27:51,231
"I seek justice"
1561
02:27:51,673 --> 02:27:53,641
"Forgive me"
1562
02:27:54,275 --> 02:27:57,244
"This much mercy I seek"
1563
02:27:59,681 --> 02:28:02,241
"My heart always
belonged to you..."
1564
02:28:02,684 --> 02:28:05,244
"I shall even give up
my life for you"
1565
02:28:05,520 --> 02:28:08,648
"I won't ever betray you, my love"
1566
02:28:32,514 --> 02:28:36,678
"I was carried away,
I was insane"
1567
02:28:37,719 --> 02:28:41,917
"Curse me!
I ignored your simplicity"
1568
02:28:54,736 --> 02:28:59,230
"I wish to love you
more than ever before"
1569
02:29:00,642 --> 02:29:04,635
"At your feet,
I want to lay Heaven and Earth"
1570
02:29:05,714 --> 02:29:08,649
"Snatch away my peace..."
1571
02:29:08,983 --> 02:29:11,451
"snatch away my joys..."
1572
02:29:11,686 --> 02:29:14,655
"let me have all your sorrows"
1573
02:29:16,491 --> 02:29:19,255
"My heart always
belonged to you..."
1574
02:29:19,694 --> 02:29:22,663
"I shall even give up
my life for you"
1575
02:29:22,931 --> 02:29:25,661
"I won't ever betray you, my love"
1576
02:29:41,649 --> 02:29:44,675
I've always been harsh with you
1577
02:29:45,019 --> 02:29:49,285
Because, cigarettes and liquor
killed my father
1578
02:29:49,958 --> 02:29:53,291
I don't want to lose you
1579
02:29:57,665 --> 02:30:01,624
"My tears tell my story"
1580
02:30:03,271 --> 02:30:07,230
"Please don't consider
my tears worthless"
1581
02:30:20,288 --> 02:30:24,657
"My tears shall
wash away the stains..."
1582
02:30:25,960 --> 02:30:30,659
"and paint them again
in the hues of love"
1583
02:30:31,633 --> 02:30:36,661
"Please stay with me...
I shall err no more"
1584
02:30:37,305 --> 02:30:40,274
"I shall never be unfair to you"
1585
02:30:42,310 --> 02:30:44,676
"My heart always
belonged to you..."
1586
02:30:45,313 --> 02:30:48,282
"I shall even give up
my life for you"
1587
02:30:48,550 --> 02:30:51,678
"I won't ever betray you, my love"
1588
02:30:53,321 --> 02:30:56,222
"I swear by God, my love"
1589
02:30:56,558 --> 02:30:58,526
"By God..."
1590
02:30:58,893 --> 02:31:01,623
"my heart always
belonged to you..."
1591
02:31:01,763 --> 02:31:04,630
"I shall even give up
my life for you"
1592
02:31:04,799 --> 02:31:07,632
"I won't ever betray you, my love"
1593
02:31:39,600 --> 02:31:41,568
Out with the money, kids
1594
02:31:41,903 --> 02:31:43,962
Actually, we don't have the money
1595
02:31:44,105 --> 02:31:45,072
What?
1596
02:31:45,273 --> 02:31:48,970
Bastards! If you act smart,
I'll shoot all of you
1597
02:31:49,610 --> 02:31:51,578
Please listen to us at least...
1598
02:31:51,779 --> 02:31:55,215
We didn't bring the money because we
don't have that much amount right now
1599
02:31:55,616 --> 02:31:57,516
We really tried our best
but in vain
1600
02:31:57,685 --> 02:32:01,917
Then are you here to swat flies?
We came to make a request
1601
02:32:02,056 --> 02:32:05,514
Please give us some more time.
Look, we're not running away
1602
02:32:05,660 --> 02:32:08,527
We'll certainly give you your money.
Please let us go today
1603
02:32:08,663 --> 02:32:09,630
Bastards...
1604
02:32:19,574 --> 02:32:23,943
Stay normal, okay?
If anyone acts smart, I'll riddle him
1605
02:32:32,220 --> 02:32:36,554
What's going on here?
Why? Is parking here illegal?
1606
02:32:37,758 --> 02:32:39,726
You're talking too much
1607
02:32:42,897 --> 02:32:47,561
Who's that?
He's our friend. Just arrived
1608
02:32:47,735 --> 02:32:49,225
We're showing him around
1609
02:32:50,004 --> 02:32:51,972
There are many other places
in Mumbai worth showing
1610
02:32:52,607 --> 02:32:55,576
Wonder why your car
always seems to stop here
1611
02:32:57,144 --> 02:32:58,509
Alms!
1612
02:32:59,714 --> 02:33:00,681
Goodness!
1613
02:33:01,549 --> 02:33:03,517
The three slinks! Again
1614
02:33:06,554 --> 02:33:07,919
Who's this toughie?
1615
02:33:08,956 --> 02:33:11,254
And why isn't the pretty lady
with you today?
1616
02:33:21,969 --> 02:33:25,928
Have you seen them with some girl?
Absolutely, sir
1617
02:33:28,576 --> 02:33:31,545
Was this the girl?
Absolutely
1618
02:33:39,587 --> 02:33:42,556
Well? Screwed, aren't you?
1619
02:33:43,591 --> 02:33:46,560
You guys are going to the gallows.
No one can save you now
1620
02:33:47,295 --> 02:33:50,958
No sir, we didn't kill Monica.
This guy did
1621
02:33:51,599 --> 02:33:52,566
No
1622
02:33:55,236 --> 02:33:56,498
Get off
1623
02:33:57,538 --> 02:33:58,903
You guys, too
1624
02:34:00,541 --> 02:34:02,907
Race!
Or, I'll blow your brains out
1625
02:34:14,555 --> 02:34:15,522
Faster!
1626
02:34:25,566 --> 02:34:28,535
You can kill us later.
Sikander won't spare us
1627
02:34:28,736 --> 02:34:31,534
We must surrender...
Cut the crap!
1628
02:34:31,706 --> 02:34:34,675
Or, I'll riddle you!
C'mon, speed up
1629
02:34:42,583 --> 02:34:44,949
Try to understand me.
Leave the gun
1630
02:34:45,119 --> 02:34:47,952
Try to understand me...
Leave the gun, bastard!
1631
02:34:49,890 --> 02:34:52,552
Let the gun go, bastard!
We must surrender
1632
02:35:09,543 --> 02:35:13,912
What have you done, Prem?
Only he could prove us innocent
1633
02:35:14,048 --> 02:35:17,506
We're all dead now.
I didn't mean to kill him
1634
02:35:17,718 --> 02:35:20,516
It was an accident.
Watch it, Meet!
1635
02:35:52,586 --> 02:35:53,553
I told you!
1636
02:36:18,946 --> 02:36:19,913
Why?
1637
02:36:20,548 --> 02:36:22,516
Why did you do this?
1638
02:36:23,184 --> 02:36:25,516
Such betrayal! Why?
1639
02:36:26,720 --> 02:36:29,018
What was lacking in our love?
1640
02:36:31,559 --> 02:36:35,518
No, nothing was lacking.
We were the ones who were flawed
1641
02:36:35,663 --> 02:36:39,622
We couldn't realise,
we failed to understand your love
1642
02:36:41,569 --> 02:36:42,934
We didn't kill Monica
1643
02:36:43,571 --> 02:36:47,166
Whether the world believes it or not,
if the three of you believe it...
1644
02:36:47,808 --> 02:36:51,539
it'll lessen our regret a great deal
at the time of punishment
1645
02:36:51,979 --> 02:36:54,539
Whether you killed Monica or not...
1646
02:36:54,982 --> 02:36:57,473
but you have certainly
killed our trust in you
1647
02:36:58,519 --> 02:37:02,888
How can I lay
my trust in you again?
1648
02:37:44,098 --> 02:37:46,532
Looks like the shock
has driven our wives insane
1649
02:38:01,582 --> 02:38:03,174
Monica...?
Are you alive?
1650
02:38:03,317 --> 02:38:04,875
Very much
1651
02:38:04,985 --> 02:38:07,954
You guys thought you were tigers
and tried to hunt a goat
1652
02:38:08,589 --> 02:38:10,955
But this goat
turned you into scapegoats
1653
02:38:11,592 --> 02:38:13,560
Which means...?
Which means...
1654
02:38:13,994 --> 02:38:17,555
there are three things in life that
need to be tackled by crooked means
1655
02:38:17,998 --> 02:38:21,559
Stealing butter,
evicting encroachers...
1656
02:38:22,136 --> 02:38:26,573
and ridding married men
of their philandering ways
1657
02:38:29,610 --> 02:38:33,979
And we three wives designed the plan
to rid this merrymaking
1658
02:38:34,615 --> 02:38:38,574
But honey, we would never have been
successful without your help
1659
02:38:39,620 --> 02:38:40,587
My help?
1660
02:38:40,788 --> 02:38:44,224
Yes. Remember when I called you
for the last time that night...
1661
02:38:44,625 --> 02:38:47,093
you had forgotten
to disconnect your phone
1662
02:38:47,261 --> 02:38:50,753
And this satellite of yours
heard everything
1663
02:38:53,033 --> 02:38:55,729
I tell you! That's the state of
our marriages at the moment
1664
02:38:55,970 --> 02:38:58,530
If we can't have love and fun
from our wives...
1665
02:38:58,973 --> 02:39:02,170
why don't we seek it outside
and have a blast?
1666
02:39:11,585 --> 02:39:15,544
When Aanchal told me and Geeta,
we just couldn't believe it
1667
02:39:15,689 --> 02:39:18,556
We had cried ourselves sick
1668
02:39:18,993 --> 02:39:23,555
You are women of the 21st century.
Don't weep like medieval women
1669
02:39:25,699 --> 02:39:29,692
Look Aanchal, I'm your friend.
And I won't give you wrong suggestions
1670
02:39:31,305 --> 02:39:34,672
I know the three of you don't wish
to break your marriages
1671
02:39:35,009 --> 02:39:38,206
But it is very important
to teach your husbands a lesson
1672
02:39:41,915 --> 02:39:43,576
Brother Sikander, it's you!
1673
02:39:45,252 --> 02:39:47,584
Yes, I arrived two days
before schedule
1674
02:39:48,789 --> 02:39:50,950
On second thoughts,
I've arrived on time
1675
02:39:52,793 --> 02:39:55,921
What Monica says
is right
1676
02:39:56,563 --> 02:39:58,531
Amar has never seen me
1677
02:39:59,199 --> 02:40:02,532
It's an advantage.
To teach those three a lesson...
1678
02:40:02,703 --> 02:40:07,538
I'll design such a plot that they won't
ever dare to make that mistake again
1679
02:40:07,975 --> 02:40:09,943
The three of you will have to help me
1680
02:40:10,577 --> 02:40:14,536
Their plight might
melt you down
1681
02:40:14,882 --> 02:40:16,941
But you must make yourselves stronger
1682
02:40:17,584 --> 02:40:20,553
If you are game,
then I promise...
1683
02:40:21,588 --> 02:40:24,955
that I shall bring them back
on the right track
1684
02:40:26,593 --> 02:40:28,288
We are with you
1685
02:40:30,597 --> 02:40:32,565
And Monica's assassin?
Who was that?
1686
02:40:33,200 --> 02:40:34,724
Inspector Bapat
1687
02:40:42,609 --> 02:40:44,975
Inspector, he too?
Yes
1688
02:40:45,612 --> 02:40:47,580
I helped them...
1689
02:40:52,152 --> 02:40:56,521
You guys tried to betray your wives
and their love for you
1690
02:40:56,957 --> 02:40:58,925
It's a grave crime
1691
02:40:59,560 --> 02:41:02,529
That's why, the ordeal
that you guys have been through...
1692
02:41:02,963 --> 02:41:04,692
was our plan
1693
02:41:09,570 --> 02:41:12,539
Which means
to teach us a lesson...
1694
02:41:12,706 --> 02:41:15,539
the three of you introduced Monica in
our lives and then got us blackmailed
1695
02:41:15,976 --> 02:41:17,944
Then you put on a farce
of her death...
1696
02:41:18,579 --> 02:41:20,945
and set Inspector Sikander
behind us like an executioner...
1697
02:41:21,081 --> 02:41:23,675
so that we die a thousand deaths
every moment, all day, all night?
1698
02:41:26,053 --> 02:41:29,955
You had us hung up Monica's house, got
us thrashed by Amar's motherinlaw...
1699
02:41:30,124 --> 02:41:32,558
and made us lament so much
that we began hating ourselves
1700
02:41:34,828 --> 02:41:37,956
Just to teach us a lesson,
you went to such an extent...
1701
02:41:38,098 --> 02:41:39,656
that it made our lives miserable
1702
02:41:44,605 --> 02:41:46,971
Thank God you did all that!
1703
02:41:49,676 --> 02:41:52,975
I tell you! Scoundrels like us
ought to be treated even more badly
1704
02:41:53,614 --> 02:41:56,845
Right. You were lenient
1705
02:41:57,017 --> 02:41:59,850
You should've blackened our faces
and paraded us in public
1706
02:42:00,554 --> 02:42:02,522
But we've learnt our lesson
1707
02:42:02,790 --> 02:42:04,917
Our message to
every married man is...
1708
02:42:05,192 --> 02:42:08,525
to eat lentilcurry at home,
and not go seeking chicken outside
1709
02:42:08,662 --> 02:42:10,596
Or, you will end up with
a bone stuck in your gullet
1710
02:42:10,864 --> 02:42:12,525
Forgive us
1711
02:42:15,569 --> 02:42:19,528
It's enough that the three of you
have realised your mistakes
1712
02:42:28,582 --> 02:42:30,550
Get this very clear
1713
02:42:31,585 --> 02:42:32,950
Ladies, you too
1714
02:42:33,754 --> 02:42:36,951
If men don't like
the lentilcurry at home...
1715
02:42:37,090 --> 02:42:40,958
they have no right either
to go seeking chicken outside
1716
02:42:41,595 --> 02:42:45,190
But if you ladies cook chicken
at home, sometimes at least...
1717
02:42:45,599 --> 02:42:47,965
your men will never stray
1718
02:42:49,903 --> 02:42:53,771
That's why Bindiya,
send your mummy, my aunt...
1719
02:42:53,907 --> 02:42:56,000
away on a pilgrimage today itself
1720
02:42:58,679 --> 02:43:00,909
Geeta, you've observed enough fasts
1721
02:43:04,685 --> 02:43:07,916
And Aanchal,
stop tethering your husband
1722
02:43:11,124 --> 02:43:12,921
So friends, what have you learnt?
1723
02:43:13,093 --> 02:43:16,529
Fried lentil or chicken,
homecooked food is the best
1724
02:43:16,697 --> 02:43:19,530
If you try something outside...
You will land in a soup
1725
02:43:50,597 --> 02:43:52,963
No, no!
1726
02:43:53,133 --> 02:43:55,567
No girls, no adultery
1727
02:43:56,536 --> 02:43:58,504
No girls, no adultery
1728
02:44:06,747 --> 02:44:08,510
No girls, no adultery
1729
02:44:14,955 --> 02:44:18,186
What...? No girls?
Which means, only men?
1730
02:44:18,558 --> 02:44:21,925
You girls are saved.
My trouser is in distress. Run!
1731
02:44:22,963 --> 02:44:25,932
Sir, it's not like that.
Stop, sir
1732
02:44:26,700 --> 02:44:30,932
Bloody faggots! They are after me.
Boss, wait...
1733
02:44:31,000 --> 02:44:34,108
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