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Previously on Fast Layne...
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I get the feeling we shouldn't touch that.
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No, I'm gonna push it.
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Are you OK?
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What took you so long?
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The car just talked.
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My name's VIN.
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This thing is alive?
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You're inside the most sophisticated
self-driving car in the world!
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We're 12,
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and we're driving!
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She means the car is driving!
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I saw you in that car.
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No, you're paranoid!
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DNA recognized?
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Why are you connected to this car?
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I have no idea.
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DNA recognized?
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How does this thing know my DNA?
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Who cares? We're connected!
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We can do a ton of cool stuff together.
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Like go driving... or go faster driving!
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This makes no sense.
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I wish my hand worked.
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Look at all this stuff it can do!
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Monster truck tires?
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Zora, don't!
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Whoa! My feet are huge!
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Let's go crush stuff!
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This is too weird.
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Hey! I was havin' fun!
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Really?
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You're just gonna leave?
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This is kinda your car.
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My car?
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I didn't ask for my hand print
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to activate a crazy talking car.
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So you're just gonna leave
because you have flyers to print?
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Yes, I've got flyers to print.
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And a life to get back to!
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One that doesn't involve
high-speed car chases.
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Layne, you can't leave!
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We're connected!
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You gotta stay!
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Sorry, VIN...
I should probably go with her.
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Aw! Not you too, Zor-Zora!
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Uh-oh...
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I don't feel so good.
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♪ Let's go! ♪
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♪ Jump in
It's time to go fast ♪
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♪ Turn up the radio blast ♪
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♪ I got my foot on the gas ♪
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♪ We just want to go ♪
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♪ My life's feeling unreal ♪
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♪ Both hands are taking the wheel ♪
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♪ Rev up the engine and feel ♪
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♪ Like we're ready to roll ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, I'm ready for it ♪
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♪ You know I'm ready for it
I just wanna go ♪
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♪ You know I'm ready for it
I just wanna go ♪
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We're connected...
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We're 12 and we're driving!
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Alonzo, call Mom and Dad.
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Call going to voicemail.
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Alonzo, set alarm for 6 AM.
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This place is even creepier at night.
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Sorry!
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Zora!
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Couldn't let it go, could ya?
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Come on...
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I gotta get this thing off.
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Oh! Hey guys!
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I, uh, wasn't trying to escape...
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OK, I was.
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But hey! You're back! Woo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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All right, listen.
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I'm not here because I want to be,
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I'm here because I have to be.
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I'm here 'cause I wanna be.
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Puzzles, podcasts, books...
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if I start 'em, I finish 'em.
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Once,
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I missed my own sixth birthday
to finish a game of Monopoly.
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Ohh! We're gonna play a game?
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You're not listening.
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I'm here to figure out why you have my DNA
so I can get back to my life.
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That's it?
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You won the super-car lottery,
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and you're just gonna
throw the ticket away?
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Exactly.
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VIN, tell me everything you know
about the people who built you.
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Uh, like I said, it was a couple of dudes
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wearing goggles, lab coats...
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Hold on...
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they had noses!
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Yes!
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- Definitely noses!
- Does that help?
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Oh, totally.
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We're looking for "two dudes with noses."
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- Yep!
- VIN, it was a joke.
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I love jokes!
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Let me play it again.
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We're looking for
"two dudes with noses."
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I don't get it.
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You have microphones.
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Yeah!
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So, that must mean you have cameras, too?
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Bumper cam, side cams,
dash cam, I got all the cams.
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I record everything.
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Hi, Zora!
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Then there must be a clue in
your video log to whoever built you.
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On it. Pulling it up.
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Noses...
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those must be the dudes.
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I'm glitching, losing tertiary functions.
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VIN's losing his tushie functions!
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It's my ECU.
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Under my bumper.
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Careful,
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my rear-end's kinda hot.
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- Layne, how's it look?
- Ehh...
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- Not good.
- Ouchie...
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This is bad.
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My ECU runs a security check
every day at 5 o'clock.
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If it's damaged, my memory gets wiped.
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I'll lose everything!
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Including your video logs.
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I'll never get to figure out who made him.
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And I'll have to wait
till I'm 16 to get a car.
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OK, here's what we gotta do.
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Remember Cody?
That cute boy at the auto shop?
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I bet he can get us the part.
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We'll go first thing tomorrow morning.
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- What?
- You said, "cute boy."
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No, I didn't.
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I do not think he's cute.
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That's not what I heard!
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Cute boy, cute boy
cute boy, cute boy.
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You're so obnoxious.
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At the auto shop?
Cute boy,
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cute boy, cute boy, at the auto shop?
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Morning, Aunt Betty.
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Uh, have you heard from my parents?
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They texted, they're in a seminar all day.
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Everything OK?
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Uh, yep, off to the library to study!
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On a Sunday?
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Get it, girl.
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Get it, girl!
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Ooh, before you go,
try a fancy cheese ball.
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I think I finally found my calling.
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It's good!
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- Yeah?
- Yeah!
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Don't forget your backpack.
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I didn't look through it.
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So great having you here.
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So... when exactly will you get home?
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Mel...
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do not go into my room.
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Oh, I wouldn't think of it.
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Have a great time at the library.
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Which is closed... on... Sunday.
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I, Layne Reed, lied
about going to the library.
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I feel like a fugitive.
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I know...
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isn't this fun?
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We should have code names.
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I'll be "Scorpion."
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And you can be...
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"Lady Snow Eagle."
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"Lady Snow Eagle"?
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Hey, Lady Snow Eagle!
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Little reminder, I only have six hours
before my entire brain gets wiped.
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We know, VIN.
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We're on our way to get you fixed.
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Good, 'cause this
is kind of your fault.
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My fault?
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You're the one that tricked us into
going on that joyride.
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And did you not have joy
on that ride?
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No! No joy was had.
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I just wanna figure out this mystery,
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and go our separate ways.
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Ha! That's funny.
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'Cause I just wanna
figure out this mystery,
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and go our separate ways.
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Guys, chill.
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You fight like brother and sister.
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No, we don't.
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Schedule alert.
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Pass out campaign flyers at rec center.
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Campaign? So, what're you running for?
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School president.
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Cool... I'm vice president of my school.
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Zora, you're homeschooled.
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It's just you. Why not be president?
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Too much pressure.
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OK, then!
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So, who's your competition?
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Uh, you don't know him.
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It's this eighth-grader named Jasper Marr.
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Jasper?
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I just had a throw-down with a Jasper
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at Gabby's Yogurt.
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Excuse me...
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Mm-hm.
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Are you gonna use all the sprinkles?
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Definitely.
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Jasper...
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loves sprinkles.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, Zora loves sprinkles, too!
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Yeah, that's him, he's...
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A nozzle jockey?
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I was gonna say ahead in the polls,
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but nozzle jockey works, too.
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And now, live and interactive...
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Huh!
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It's Jocko's Survivalist Guide,
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with your host, me,
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Jocko!
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Greetings, class.
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You all did great with
your assignment last week...
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Waterproofing your tent.
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You're all one step closer
to earning your wilderness survival badge.
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I have a question, Jocko, sir!
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You said a good survivalist
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"always has his radar up."
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Well, I've identified a suspicious person.
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Mel, we've been over this.
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That's not really a part of the training.
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Or what your mom paid for.
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I saw the subject in a futuristic-looking
car yesterday.
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And then this morning she lied about going
to the library.
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OK.
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- Who's this person?
- My cousin.
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Everyone thinks she's perfect,
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but I can finally prove she's not.
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I searched her premises.
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So you... trashed her room?
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- Mel, that's not a good idea.
- No kidding.
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I found nothing.
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So now, I need to know how to track her.
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All you need to track
somebody is your cell phone.
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But I really don't think...
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Cell phone!
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Thank you, sir!
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Mel, wait, I...
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♪ Just give me a chance ♪
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♪ Just give me a chance ♪
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♪ I won't let you down ♪
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♪ I won't let you down ♪
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♪ Just know that I... ♪
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Are we interrupting something?
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No, just messin' around.
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This isn't a microphone, it's a... wrench.
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Oh, I've never seen one of these up close.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, I really
like the old stuff.
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Cody!
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Your grandpa seems mad.
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Nah, that's just how we talk.
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So, what'd you need?
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Mm-hm...
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Yeah, well, we don't usually work on these
kinds of cars,
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but I think I found your issue.
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You're gonna need a new ECU, that's an...
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Electronic Control Unit.
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Know your stuff.
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Well, your family fixes cars,
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mine fixes electronics.
271
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,393
You think you can get us the part?
272
00:10:39,417 --> 00:10:40,559
It's specialty, for sure, but...
273
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,500
I can get you one.
274
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:44,041
Can you get it by 5? It has to be by 5.
275
00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:45,792
I got a guy, they usually run, like,
276
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,041
I don't know, 350?
277
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,417
$350?!
278
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,875
That's a lot of...
279
00:10:51,959 --> 00:10:53,083
It's OK.
280
00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:55,333
Order it. Thanks, Cody.
281
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,959
Self-driving and self-honking?
282
00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,125
Mel!
283
00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,333
Ugh!
284
00:11:02,417 --> 00:11:04,709
Whoa, he's like a tiny tornado.
285
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:05,875
Great, great!
286
00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:08,583
Now, I have to come up with $350
287
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,542
and clean this up.
288
00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:11,667
Don't worry,
289
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,583
- I know how to get the money.
- You do?
290
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,667
Hot air balloon rides!
291
00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,625
And where would we get hot air balloons?
292
00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:22,542
With the money we make
from our t-shirt company.
293
00:11:22,625 --> 00:11:24,834
We have five hours.
294
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,166
I've got it!
295
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,667
My uncle's a Scamper driver.
296
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:31,542
He makes tons of cash.
297
00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,917
We could totally do that.
298
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,458
Where would we get a car?
299
00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,333
We are not doing that.
300
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:45,583
And we're doing that.
301
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,792
I can get paid to drive?
302
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,542
Why did no one tell me this?
303
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,917
OK, here's the deal.
304
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,375
We're only gonna pick up people we know.
305
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:54,834
But, they can't know it's us.
306
00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:56,458
Uh, whatever makes you happy.
307
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:57,583
But we've gotta hurry
308
00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:59,375
if we're gonna fix my ECU.
309
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,875
Our first customer.
310
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:07,834
We have four hours to make 350 bucks.
311
00:12:10,417 --> 00:12:11,291
Let's do it.
312
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,875
Love your hat, by the way.
313
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:14,333
Thanks, love yours.
314
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:19,291
Cue tire squea...
315
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,625
VIN?
316
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,333
Squeal!
317
00:12:24,417 --> 00:12:27,083
Let's make some money!
318
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,208
OK, pretending to drive...
319
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,583
There's our first fare.
320
00:12:34,667 --> 00:12:36,875
Oh, it's Doris, our pharmacist.
321
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,250
You know, I've never met
a Doris I didn't like.
322
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,000
Wait, I've never met a Doris.
323
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:42,375
VIN, be quiet.
324
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,792
Everyone needs to think
you're a regular car,
325
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,750
and that we're old enough to drive.
326
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:57,375
Ooh, stylish car.
327
00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,291
Thanks, this is a, uh, Scamper Deluxe.
328
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,709
Sit back, and enjoy the ride.
329
00:13:02,792 --> 00:13:04,542
Hot towel, Doris?
330
00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:06,583
Don't mind if I do.
331
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,017
I'll be here if you need anything.
332
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,834
Tips are always appreciated.
333
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:12,709
You look a little young to be driving.
334
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,542
Oh, Doris, aren't you sweet?
335
00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,959
And here I was feeling like an old shoe.
336
00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:20,667
Hm, don't I know it?
337
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:25,709
Finding most
exciting route to destination.
338
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,291
VIN!
339
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,000
VIN not found. I am your GPS.
340
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,542
Enjoy your ride, Doris.
341
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:33,291
Well, that's a really
sophisticated nav system.
342
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,917
Came with the car.
343
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,875
Unfortunately, you can't turn it off.
344
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,417
Wasn't a total bust.
345
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,667
That breakfast?
346
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,291
Truly continental.
347
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,417
We lose the world's most advanced car
to a river,
348
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,208
and you're talking about free waffles?
349
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,417
Uh, I don't think it's in the river.
350
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,291
Melvin!
351
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,583
How are those cheese balls coming?
352
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,041
All balled up, Mom!
353
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:08,333
Already?
354
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:09,750
Yeah...
355
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:14,417
Time to find out what Layne's up to.
356
00:14:20,542 --> 00:14:22,083
Nice try, cuz.
357
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:33,875
Oops.
358
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,291
All right, phone.
359
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,583
Show me where Layne's been.
360
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:43,709
Pine Terrace?
361
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:45,458
What's she doing on Pine Terrace?
362
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:51,125
Turning left on Maple.
363
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:54,083
Maple's closed for construction.
Keep going.
364
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,458
Maple is wide open.
Your mouth should be closed.
365
00:14:57,542 --> 00:15:00,166
Did your GPS just tell me to shut up?
366
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,000
No, it would never, Yumi.
367
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:04,125
That's wildly inappropriate.
368
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,333
Hot towel?
369
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,083
Uh, VIN, how much time do we have
370
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,291
until you reboot?
371
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,792
Three minutes
and thirty seconds!
372
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,125
- What?
- Wait...
373
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,685
that's how long microwave popcorn takes.
374
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:20,583
He's losing it.
375
00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:23,166
We've actually got 38 minutes until my
memory is erased.
376
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,667
Guys, we're not gonna make it.
377
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,792
We still need 180 bucks.
378
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,458
That sounds like a lot of cash.
379
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,166
We're gonna have to sell our blood.
380
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,792
Listen, before my memory gets wiped,
381
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:36,959
I wanna tell you something.
382
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:38,792
I'm really glad I met you guys.
383
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,935
Hanging with you has been
the most fun I've ever had.
384
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,834
I'm bummed I'm gonna forget it all.
385
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:45,959
We're not giving up!
386
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:47,834
We just...
387
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:50,333
- need to go faster.
- Really?
388
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,875
Never thought I'd say this, but...
389
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,208
cue tire squeal!
390
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,291
Love the attitude.
391
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,250
Don't steal my catchphrase.
392
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,583
You're making good time.
393
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,583
What is she doing?
394
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,208
Not Jasper!
395
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:43,792
But we need the money!
396
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,375
Yeah, bro, I got this election in the bag.
397
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,125
I'm going against this sixth-grader,
398
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,417
Lame Reed.
399
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:52,250
Yeah, legit her real name.
400
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,000
Is this the nozzle jockey?
401
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:54,959
Yeah.
402
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,166
Hang on, ladies.
403
00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:58,917
Uh, VIN?
404
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,500
VIN, what're you doing?
405
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,208
Ahh! Ahh!
406
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,834
Ah! Please make it stop!
407
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,625
Yeah, bro. Somethin' crazy just happened.
408
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,458
You forgot the tip!
409
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,709
He's gonna give us a terrible rating,
410
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,500
but totally worth it.
411
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:27,166
You know, Zora, you were right.
412
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,375
Having a super-car kind of has its perks.
413
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,041
Thanks, VIN.
414
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:33,792
Sorry, what was that? I shorted out.
415
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:36,166
I said thanks, VIN!
416
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,375
Oh, I actually heard you.
417
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,698
I just wanted to hear it again.
418
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:43,875
$18 left!
419
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,083
One more fare should do it!
420
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:47,750
Great! I totally got
one more ride in me.
421
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,083
It's almost 5 o'clock.
422
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,500
Let's rock 'n' roll!
423
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,625
Opening doors.
424
00:17:56,125 --> 00:17:58,333
Thanks for choosing Scamper.
Where you headed?
425
00:17:58,417 --> 00:17:59,857
Don't worry about where we're going.
426
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:02,000
Just drive.
427
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,291
Layne! These are the bad guys!
428
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,542
So, uh,
429
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,417
anything you'd like to hear on the radio?
430
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,125
Maybe some, some classical?
431
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,208
Cork it.
432
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:17,500
Pull around the bend.
433
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:19,959
Then you guys are getting out,
and we're taking the car.
434
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:22,291
Layne... I don't like that plan!
435
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,709
Nice to finally meet you, Project VIN.
436
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,750
Uh, Project VIN not found.
437
00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:27,667
Please exit vehicle.
438
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,208
Project VIN?
439
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,834
What do you know about him?
440
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,625
That's none of your concern.
441
00:18:32,709 --> 00:18:34,250
Now, you've got a choice:
442
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,601
you can go back to your little life
and forget this ever happened...
443
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,291
or you can stay and we'll do this his way.
444
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,500
Gloves... He's putting on gloves!
445
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,250
Layne, I'm scared.
446
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,291
Please don't leave me.
447
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,500
You're not taking VIN.
448
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,000
Don't make me do this, kid.
449
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:51,250
The car's not worth it.
450
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,667
Yes, he is!
451
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,959
Really?
452
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,542
We're connected.
453
00:18:58,083 --> 00:18:59,500
Oh, yeah!
454
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,542
It's transformin' time!
455
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,417
Big mistake.
456
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,166
I'll try to hold 'em, Layne.
You focus on the road.
457
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:13,083
Do something!
458
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,250
I'm doing what I can do. I'm pulling!
459
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,667
Pull harder!
460
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:17,834
Layne, look out! Red car!
461
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,834
Layne...
462
00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:26,208
guard rail!
463
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,875
I've got an idea.
464
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:30,333
OK! Here we go!
465
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:32,667
I'm feelin' a little tipsy!
466
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,041
What're you guys doing?
467
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:36,750
Stop the car, now!
468
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,291
Hold on, Zora.
469
00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:39,917
VIN, open the doors!
470
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,583
- You got it!
- Let us go!
471
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:44,458
Zora!
472
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:47,542
I think our passengers
could use your special touch!
473
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:48,709
Hot towel?
474
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:49,917
Oh, thanks!
475
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,250
- Ow!
- Seriously?
476
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:53,125
No! The seatbelt!
477
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,625
So should I...
478
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,834
call another Scamper, or?
479
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:14,583
Stop...
480
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:15,667
talking.
481
00:20:17,542 --> 00:20:18,834
I can't believe it!
482
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:20,500
Layne, you saved me.
483
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,709
You're not saved yet.
484
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,750
We still gotta get you fixed.
485
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,625
That's better.
486
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:28,750
This doesn't make...
487
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,041
any sense.
488
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,250
She's been to the mall,
489
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:34,667
the courthouse, airport twice,
Castillo's Garage.
490
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,959
Now she's... next door.
491
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,375
You're busted, cuz.
492
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,291
Honey, bath time!
493
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,291
Mom!
494
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,792
I'm busy!
495
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,875
And I take showers now!
496
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:57,709
C'mon, your bubbles are fading!
497
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:05,542
- Wire cutters.
- Wire cutters.
498
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,667
Pliers.
499
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,959
Pliers.
500
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,125
Licorice whip.
501
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,834
Licorice whip.
502
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,208
Is it just me,
or do we kinda work well together?
503
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,542
Just you.
504
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:21,625
Kidding!
505
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,291
OK.
506
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:26,125
Finally finished.
507
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,792
I hope this works.
508
00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:29,935
If he doesn't power back up...
509
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:32,041
We'll never find out why he has your DNA.
510
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,500
I was going to say... I'd kinda miss him.
511
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,041
Me, too.
512
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,000
Woo-hoo!
513
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,875
I'm back, baby!
514
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:46,291
Oh, I feel great! Thanks, guys!
515
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,792
OK then. Pull up your video logs.
516
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,625
Time to figure out who built you.
517
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,458
You got it! Bootin' my logs!
518
00:21:58,625 --> 00:22:00,959
Oooh, this is so exciting!
519
00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,000
There's the dudes!
520
00:22:12,959 --> 00:22:14,625
- Nice work, honey.
- Mom?
521
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:16,875
- Thank you. You too.
- Dad?
522
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:21,750
My... parents built VIN?
523
00:22:21,834 --> 00:22:24,000
- Wow.
- Double wow.
524
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:26,333
And I thought you were
the boring neighbors.
525
00:22:30,667 --> 00:22:32,875
- Next time on Fast Layne...
- Whoa! Whoops!
526
00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:35,125
My parents lied to me, Zora.
527
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:37,834
It's time to find out
what you're hiding, cuz.
528
00:22:37,917 --> 00:22:38,917
Vote Layne Reed!
529
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,625
It's the biggest event of my election,
530
00:22:41,709 --> 00:22:43,458
and the entire school
is going to be there.
531
00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:44,542
What about VIN?
532
00:22:44,625 --> 00:22:46,875
As your brother, I should be there
to support you.
533
00:22:46,959 --> 00:22:48,375
- Bring him.
- Hang on, Zora!
534
00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:51,917
My fluids are backing up!
535
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,291
- VIN, settle down.
- Oh, the car-manity!
536
00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,583
VIN! Slow down!
537
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,291
Ahh!
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