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Right, Candice don't like me no more.
I don't even know why,
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but that’s cool, because I just
gonna replace that with Ola...
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I trying to get my life together.
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I'm gonna change boyfriend.
That’ll take time. That's okay,
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but it will look something like that.
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Look, I can't be with no guy that ain't
kept a job for more than a week
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in his life, so this one
is gonna be smart, yeah?
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He’s gonna have his own place.
Drive a car like whoa.
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A businessman, know what I mean?
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He’s a tiger, but can also
be gentle, like Drake.
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Home is basically sorted,
I'm here, gonna surprise my Mum.
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She's gonna be bare haps,
and then I gonna sleep in my bed.
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[theme music plays]
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So, what’s the problem?
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{\an8}[Cynthia] I just need
you to enter the kitchen.
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{\an8}[Joy] We have mice, again.
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{\an8}If you leave food all over
the place as gifts for rodents,
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don't complain when they...
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Where were you? All I want
to know is where were you.
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Worshiping in Israel. I told you!
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-Who with?
-[sighs] Jesus!
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-Where in Israel?
-Where Jesus grew up, mum.
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-Where was that?
-Palestine.
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When I was a child, my mother
would always know when I was lying.
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-Yes, but Mummy, I'm not lying.
-[Cynthia hushes]
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Mother.
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What happened to the white boy?
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This is the same Caucasian
man whose face Tracey sat on.
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-[bed creaks]
-[muffled screams]
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So, you don't have the koala,
so how is this working, please?
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She's right. You don't have the koala.
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Tracey. This boy...
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We're hardly even friends.
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So, if you've still been
on the straight and narrow...
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-Yes.
-...you can prove yourself by committing
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to Church of Joy Ministry. I've taken over
the community hall full-time.
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I'm going to take it worldwide.
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I even have a flier.
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I'm giving you 1,000.
Return to me with none.
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What, that's it?
Then I can move back home?
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You can also heal a sick person
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and speak in tongues
by the power of the Holy Spirit.
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They are things only
the anointed can achieve.
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And if you succeed, it will be my proof
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that you are telling
the truth about your time away.
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And upon completion, move back home
and restore peace upon this household.
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Really great work, Joy.
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Er, Mum. Mum.
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[Joy] Now go.
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[Tracey] Alright, look.
I hear words, yeah?
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I hear commands. I see strings.
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Mum says, "Hand out some fliers,
1,000"? Cool. That’s a string.
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Mum says, "Speak in tongues"?
That’s a string.
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Mum says, "Heal the sick"? String.
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Do you know what I'll do
with them strings? Pull them.
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Like a farmer milking
the five penises of a cow.
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I pull them things and things just happen.
It's gonna be fine, guys.
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I'm gonna move back home,
gonna take my binbag, unpack that....
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Oh, Ola. Flier.
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Hey, hey. Nice piercings.
Got that for fashion, yeah?
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Jesus got His piercings
while he was busy dying for you.
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-Don't you feel bad?
-Fuck off.
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Cool.
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-How many have I shifted now, please?
-You gave me one three hours ago, so one.
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Cool. Cool, cool.
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Oh, Connor!
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Yas!
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Tracey?
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-You alright?
-You alright?
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-Oh, right. Yeah?
-I’ve never done that before.
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That's...
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-[phone rings]
-Emma.
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Better go. See you later.
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[Ola] Hey, Mr. Keys!
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[keys jangle]
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[speaks gibberish]
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-Fucking renegade Honda Civic.
-Yes, yes, Honda Civic!
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Mercedes Benz?
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Mm-hmm, Nissan Micra!
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[both laugh]
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[Ola] You're homeless,
and so happy about it!
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I beg you, Keys. Keys!
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-Hmm?
-I beg you, take the flier.
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[groans]
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-Jesus loves you.
-Damn. Only Jesus?
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I don't know, maybe your
friends and family--
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It's just a joke, I was
joking by way of flirting.
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[groans] Hetero.
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Anyway, back to the flier.
Yes, soul needs saving.
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Want to take some for your friends?
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As long as that's not all I take.
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-What?
-He wants your number.
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I'm Ash, by the way.
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-You're very handsome.
-Oh, thank you.
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Don’t say "thank you".
It’s not good or bad. I just saying.
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-Got a job?
-Yeah.
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-For more than one week?
-Three years.
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-Do you live with your mum?
-No, I proud to say I own
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-my own penthouse apartment.
-Are you dumb or smart?
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-Well, that’s subjective.
-Did you finish year 11?
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-I’ve a degree in finance.
-Cool, drop call my phone.
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Drop call my phone,
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-07700...
-Yeah.
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...900...
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305.
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-[phone rings]
-I doing it.
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That was easy.
Connor replaced me, I replace him.
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String!
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[phone continues to ring]
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End the call. Why are you
still calling the phone?
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It’s a drop call. End the call, man.
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-Thanks a lot.
-Ah!
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Fliers, for your friends?
Your friends and your family?
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♪ Handed out all my fliers,replaced my boyfriend ♪
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♪ Handed out all my flyers,replaced my boyfriend ♪
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-She's not here. Sorry.
-I don't mind.
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From previous experience
of this situation,
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if you say something like,
"Okay, I'll ring her,"
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or, "Fucking bitch, she made me
leave the house for fuck all, fucking..."
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-And by that point--
-Do you wanna go shops?
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Yeah? Cool. Let's go, then, innit.
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-Why?
-I wanna get sweets.
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-But why with--
-What's the problem? Have I not known you
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since you were, like, one?
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-We’re friends, innit, so--
-Are we?
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-I don't have any, so I don't--
-Look, do you know what?
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I get the message, yeah?
Hope you're good, yeah?
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I just don't feel
comfortable leaving the estate.
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Alright. Well, I'll come back
for you in a bit, yeah,
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and we can go to mine
and just chill or something, alright?
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Okay.
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Cool.
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[Ola yelps]
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Now, I just need to develop
feelings for... What's his name?
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-[yelping] Ash!
-Ash.
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-Ash.
-Ash. Then, I gonna walk past Connor
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-with my new boyfriend.
-[phone rings]
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"Your skin is so smooth,
I want to devour it.
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Wink, X, X".
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-[moans]
-Now...
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how do I heal a sick person
so that my mum
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will let me move back home
without God on my side?
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Because I really don't think
he's on my side with this.
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It’s very hard to heal someone
without, you know...
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-Spiritual powers?
-The NHS.
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-Done.
-Hey! Yas, yas!
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Ola, hey! Give it to them!
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Give it to them, give it to them.
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Ola, my mum doesn’t know you
very well, does she?
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I suppose not.
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Right, so I'm thinking,
what if you pretend you're sick,
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walk on the square, I pray for you,
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bish, bash, bosh,
you’re healed, I'm home, amen?
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-Okay.
-Really?
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-That's what friends are for.
-Ooh!
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You are much better than Candice.
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-And more beautiful, I know.
-You are.
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What's the problem between you two?
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Oh, I don't know.
Sometimes, we just don’t talk.
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It’s been like that since we were babies.
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-[Candice] I not talking to you.
-I'm not talking to you either.
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You're talking right now, you dumb bitch.
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[Cynthia] I want Tracey.
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Well, I happy being
your replacement for Candice.
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I know, once all your mess is sorted,
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we'll go back to old times
when we don't know
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anything about each other. I know.
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Let me do your plaits
so you look nice for Ash.
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Okay.
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What?
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What you playing at?
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Tracey don’t come round,
so you drag her sister around instead?
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I didn't drag her, I took her.
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Well, you can't just replace
one sibling by another.
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She's my friend, too, Nan.
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[Esther] You okay there, love?
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You didn't have to take
your shoes off, you know.
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I don't know how it works
in other people's houses.
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I'm like that, too. Nervous in new places.
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I'm generally always nervous.
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Oh, well, that's not good,
is it? We'll soon change that.
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I don't want to change it.
It keeps me safe.
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So, we just sit here?
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-Yeah. Chat, bounce, innit.
-Chat, bounce.
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Hmm. May I ask, to what end?
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We just chat, bruv.
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So, there's no structure,
no intention, you just
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open your mouth until you discover
you have something to say?
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-Cynthia, just chill, man!
-I can't!
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-Course you can.
-Go on, go on.
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Okay. Well, I was reading
Church Weekly the other day,
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and there was an article about how
the media has failed the church
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and I completely agree.
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Very few people know how
to have a good discussion
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about God without being
met with "that's stupid".
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[laughs] It's so funny, you know.
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God is everywhere.
There have been leaps and bounds
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in quantum physics that showed us
the world is not what it seems.
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But then again, I've always found
that people that try to use
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quantum physics in theological arguments
generally don't know much about it.
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I am certainly no expert
at that stuff either, so...
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[nervous laugh]
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-[Tracey] Thank you.
-Pleasure.
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[jazz piano plays]
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I fucking love jazz.
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Oh, yeah, it's alright.
I've never really bothered
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with this kind of thing,
but it’s cool, yeah.
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-Do you sing?
-No. Do you?
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Well, no, of course I don't.
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-I like Beyoncé.
-Oh...
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-So, where are you from?
-London.
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No, where are you from, from?
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-Oh, Tower Hamlets.
-No, where did you come from?
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Um... Royal London Hospital, Whitechapel.
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[both laugh]
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yeah, of course! That's what
people do when conversing.
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See, I like this guy, man,
because he's intelligent, you know?
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My man could've just said "chattin'",
but no, he said "conversatin'".
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-Hit me.
-What do you want?
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Like, I alright, I like
my face and that, yeah,
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but you're slightly on a different level.
You're a bit magaziney.
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Oh, come on. This face!
These features, it's like...
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It’s like you've been kissed by God.
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-Connor... That's my--
-Your ex. Yeah. I know that, by now.
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Yeah. Well, he used to say
I was beautiful, but I never believed him
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because he's dumb, but you're smart,
so... Yeah. I'm gonna take that.
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Sometimes, you know, I have quite
a bad opinion of my appearance.
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-Also, because my ex friend--
-Candice.
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Yeah! Yeah. Okay.
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She used to say I was more
like Jay Z than Beyoncé,
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-and she was my friend.
-Yeah, but come on, she was just jealous.
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And I've not an iota
of interest in Beyoncé.
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Okay, we're taking Beyoncé
off the conversating menu, if that's okay.
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-Mm.
-[Tracey] What?
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It's like chemistry.
237
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,800
-It’s happening now. Can you feel that?
-Oh yeah, yeah.
238
00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,440
-I think we should just kiss, don’t you?
-Okay.
239
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,680
[Afro-Cuban jazz music plays]
240
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,600
[Ash exhales]
241
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,360
[Ash moans]
242
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,480
Oh my God, your tits are so gorgeous.
243
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,600
Oh, they're so black.
244
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,120
Um... I dunno...
245
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,520
Fucking gorgeous.
246
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,120
Fucking gorgeous.
247
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,360
Mm, you want this white dick,
you naughty little black bitch?
248
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,880
You want this white cock
on your black tongue?
249
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,320
Yeah? You've been a bad little ni--
250
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:38,040
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa!
251
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,120
What? What? What have I done? What?
252
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,600
-You said some stuff.
-What?
253
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:44,720
-You don't know?
-No!
254
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:47,120
-[exhales]
-No, I was just excited.
255
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,920
Sorry, what exactly did I say?
256
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,920
I'm gonna see what time
my bus is coming.
257
00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:54,840
No... Tracey! I thought we
really had something here.
258
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,320
Okay, basically, this is my first
black girl experience.
259
00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,680
I do not know what I said,
but I wasn't in control of it.
260
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,840
Well, maybe you should keep
your mouth closed, yeah?
261
00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,560
In case something dodgy
comes out, again.
262
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,600
How you gonna look that deep in my mouth
and breasts and tell me "black"?
263
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,360
Look at my mouth.
Does my mouth look black?
264
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,400
There's actually nothing black
in my mouth. Look.
265
00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:14,640
Pink, yellow, brown...
What's wrong with this guy, man?
266
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,320
[Esther] Talk to Tracey, Candice.
267
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:27,000
-What for? I’ve got nothing to say to her.
-If you wanna shout at her, shout.
268
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,560
-If you wanna hit her, smack her head.
-Enough, Nan!
269
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:32,640
-Holding this in does nothing for no one.
-I don’t care about Tracey!
270
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:38,720
When you were six years old, you gave
half your birthday presents to Tracey.
271
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,760
And you said, all profound
at six years old--
272
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,960
I said that ugly girls need presents more.
273
00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,040
Yes, but you said something else.
274
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:50,760
You said, "Me and Tracey
are part of each other, Nan.
275
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,840
So, it’s her birthday, too."
276
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,440
Go and speak to her.
277
00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,440
-Oh, get over it, Nan, I’ve moved on.
-[door opens]
278
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,240
♪ I praise you, Lord. Oh, king of kings ♪
279
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,680
♪ I praise you, Lord. Oh, king of kings ♪
280
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,640
♪ And Satan's power will also bow down ♪
281
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,400
♪ To praise the Lord. Oh, king of kings ♪
282
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,000
It's nice to see her being part
of the family again, isn’t it?
283
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,600
♪ I praise you, Lord. Oh, king of kings ♪
284
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,320
[American man] Hey, yo. Preacher.
285
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,080
I need healing.
286
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,720
Well, my dear,
welcome to the holy house of healing.
287
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,320
I'm tired of living my life this way.
288
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:28,000
Ooh, Mum! I would like
to pray for this man.
289
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,200
-Huh?
-Something in me just wants to...
290
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,640
Uh... Well...
291
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,240
Look at the pain you're in.
292
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:40,480
In Jesus' name, I pray
that your limp stops limping. Yeah?
293
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,120
And from now on, you ain't
gonna have no more problems.
294
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:44,560
Amen.
295
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,840
Amen.
296
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:47,200
I don’t know.
297
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,200
Oh, shit! I ain't got no limp, no more!
298
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,400
-Mum, look!
-Look? I don't have to look.
299
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,400
Man, shit! I never thought
I'd walk no more again!
300
00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,520
I can feel God's power
radiating all over the square!
301
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,600
My Tracey, my God!
302
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,040
I mean, Mum, what are you saying?
303
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,600
Should I just move back now?
304
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,320
Well, why not?
305
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,000
[Ola] I'm just so happy.
I just so happy!
306
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,320
I just so happy that I can dance!
307
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,680
♪ I'm just so happy that I can dance ♪
308
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,360
♪ Just so happy that I can danceJust so happy that I can dance ♪
309
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,960
♪ Just so happy that I can danceJust so happy that I can dance ♪
310
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:29,680
♪ Just so happy that I can danceJust so happy that I can dance ♪
311
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,640
♪ Just so happy that I can danceJust so happy that I can dance ♪
312
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,840
♪ Dance, dance! ♪
313
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,400
Okay. Yeah, I give up. I give up.
314
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,960
[in normal voice] Thank you
so much for the opportunity.
315
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,600
[Tracey thinking] Hey, Ash.You’re so right, my boobies are black.
316
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,160
Can I stay at yours?
317
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,560
[both laugh]
318
00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:01,640
Okay, she put his hand on him
and he starts crying and shaking.
319
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,760
[laughing] I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
320
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,800
[laughing] Stop laughing!
And then, he goes to walk away...
321
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:10,120
No, seriously, can you
not laugh that loudly?
322
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,400
It's an indication
of poor listening skills.
323
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,040
Alright, Tracey. Fucking hell.
324
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,400
It's your go.
325
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,520
You... called me Tracey.
326
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,680
If I did, it was, I dunno,
slip of the tongue.
327
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,880
Which I completely understand,
but it could've been anyone's name.
328
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,320
It could've been Esther’s
or Kristy’s or Karly’s,
329
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:31,120
but it was "Tracey"! Everything Tracey!
330
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,600
-You're her sister.
-That's the only reason I'm here.
331
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,960
-You're a user. You user!
-Alright, I sorry.
332
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,520
Yes, vindication!
333
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,280
Finally, you two have as little as I do.
334
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:49,240
I'll be busy playing Ludo Online
with dedicated civilians across the world
335
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,600
and Connor will be busy with his head
trapped under the vagina
336
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,520
of his new girlfriend.
337
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,720
What, Connor's got a new girlfriend?
338
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,760
Is Tracey alright?
339
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,800
[laughs] There she goes,
pretending to care
340
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,080
about someone other than herself.
341
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,160
♪ Shame, boy, your brain so lame ♪
342
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,440
♪ Slip, trip, bust up your lip ♪
343
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,840
How's that for "chat, bounce"?
344
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,080
-I fucking love you.
-[Tracey] Thank you.
345
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,840
-[exhales]
-How long can I stay here?
346
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,920
If you do this every day,
as long as you want.
347
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,520
You're comfortable, right?
348
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:31,040
[ritualistic chant]
349
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,240
[child] Dad!
350
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,560
-What's that?
-They're only here weekends.
351
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,040
-What's...
-[child] Daddy!
352
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,240
[woman] Can you make sure
they're ready at eight
353
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,080
and not in the shower. I have a meet...
354
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,440
Oh, for goodness' sake, Ashley.
355
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,160
How old is this one?
356
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,680
Seventeen?
357
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,960
Dad, I'm trying to find a reason
to respect you here, and I can't.
358
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,800
Do I have to do weekends here?
359
00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,720
Thank you.
360
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,040
You said...
361
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,040
Never been with a black girl, before?
362
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,040
Glad to see that's still
working for you, Ashley.
363
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,040
Can I just talk you through this outfit?
364
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,320
Those bangles?
My dead grandmother's. Vintage.
365
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,880
And this special number was the bikini
I wore on our honeymoon.
366
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,320
Start with the basics. Do you have a name?
367
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,440
Do you know it?
368
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,520
It's Tracey.
369
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:28,240
Oh, I see! The Peckham Princess
downstairs is one of yours!
370
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000
[gasps]
371
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,800
I am so sorry, have I disturbed you?
What was next, a threesome?
372
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,280
How did you know I was here?
373
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,240
Ola told me. I just want to see
if you're okay. I heard about Connor.
374
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,520
Yeah, I'm not...
375
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,120
Look, I'm in a bit
of a situation at the moment.
376
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,800
Well, let me in. I'll help.
377
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:48,920
I'm embarrassed!
378
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,520
Babe, there ain't no such thing
as embarrassing with us.
379
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,480
You and me haven't been "us" in a while.
It's not the same, is it?
380
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,840
Alright, fine, I just...
I wanted to find you to tell you
381
00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,520
that he don't deserve you, anyway.
382
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,080
You're amazing and you're buffand you'll find someone loads better.
383
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,880
Yeah. Yeah!
384
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,720
-I'll see you later.
-[Ash and woman argue indistinctly]
385
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,440
In front of the children!
What’s wrong with you?
386
00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,000
-Ash! [snaps fingers]
-[Ash] Yeah?
387
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,720
The black thing is not cool!
388
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,960
-It's positive discrimination.
-Shut up, shut up, shut up!
389
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,360
Five minutes ago you told me
you were gonna destroy me.
390
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,120
You wanna destroy me?
Go and be in a remake of Roots, man!
391
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,400
Ooh, I seeing the light!
392
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,480
I seeing the light! I finding my flow!
393
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:30,960
I finding my flow, yeah!
I a wolf, tonight, I Doctor Foster!
394
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,680
I am a campaigner
for ethnic minority power.
395
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,960
I went to Kenya
and the Gambia for my gap year.
396
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,760
And I love jazz!
397
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,720
You... You’re the weirdest
white boy I’ve ever met!
398
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:47,640
He’s the weirdest! You're the weirdest
white boy I’ve ever met!
399
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,120
What...
400
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,720
[Tracey mutters indistinctly]
401
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,880
-That's...
-Would you like wine with that, sir?
402
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,120
-No, no, no!
-Yes, have that wine, just like you want.
403
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,880
[Ash] Okay. Um... [groans]
404
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,160
[Tracey] There we go. Huh?
405
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,160
Judith, my best friend is
not a Peckham Princess.
406
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,640
We're from Tower Hamlets.
Okay? Yeah, yeah.
407
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,640
And yeah, I fell for some stupid lie,
408
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,840
but at least I didn't pop
two kids out for this fool.
409
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,360
And I'm not 17. I'm a grown-up woman!
410
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:19,080
I just regularly make child-like mistakes.
411
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,200
I think I'm in love with you.
412
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,760
Thank you.
413
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,480
Excuse me.
414
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:28,840
[hushes]
415
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,520
Judith. Thank you.
416
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,120
Oh!
417
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,280
I'm really tired, Mum.
418
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,560
I made a sham of everything.
419
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,320
Ola's my friend. I got him to pretend.
I know you probably guessed that.
420
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,560
And, um... Here's your fliers.
421
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:07,160
Look, Mummy, it's too much,
yeah? It's too much.
422
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,040
So, hey, ho, I flopped the tasks,
I'm never coming home,
423
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,200
I accept that. Ola said
I can sleep in his bathtub.
424
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,440
I just don't want you
to be angry at me anymore.
425
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,120
[Joy] Tracey, stop lying.
426
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,440
Tell the whole truth, not just
the truth you want to tell.
427
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,040
I don't understand.
428
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,680
I knew you were never going
to complete such miracles.
429
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,800
And as for this? I can barely
give 10 fliers in this area,
430
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,280
never mind 1,000.
431
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,840
All I want is the truth about where
you have been the past three months.
432
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,560
-Connor.
-Connor.
433
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,400
Yeah, we lived together in a hostel.
434
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,080
And I loved him.
435
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,960
That's all I needed. The truth.
436
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:49,880
[sobbing laugh]
437
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,280
Oh, Mummy.
438
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,560
Now, speak in tongues.
439
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,760
Uh... What?
440
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,040
Take a leap of faith.
Just let the words out.
441
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:05,560
That's all you have to do.
442
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,800
-It doesn't matter how it sounds.
-Yeah, but I thought, now that...
443
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,600
Um...
444
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,080
[Italian accent] Fiato puntinana.
445
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,720
Honda civicolo.
446
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,680
Chevy pololo lolololo lolo.
447
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,240
Good girl.
448
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,360
[Candice] I shouldn't have
kicked you out, man.
449
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,520
You would've never gone away.
I'm supposed to have your back.
450
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,600
You do. Look at what you've
done today. If wasn't for you...
451
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,080
Anyway, I love you.
452
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,800
-Do you wanna go shops?
-Don't do it, Tracey.
453
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,760
-Yeah.
-[laughs]
454
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,600
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