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I used to think you might not
actually find the one.
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Say if you've got, I don't know,
an ugly side or psoriasis,
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and that is why
I settled for my ex, Ronald.
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To think, I was actually going
to take you as a wife.
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Yeah, I settled for a guy
who 100% might be gay.
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But luckily, I escaped,
and I found the love of my...
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my mum's coming, get away from me.
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Hey, Mummy.
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Yeah, definitely lucky with this one.
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I mean, Ronald was always concerned
about my hygiene,
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wanting to go to these posh functions,
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but my boy, Connor, he's an amazing poet.
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Yeah, I mean,
he doesn't care about my hygiene,
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he doesn't want to go
to all these posh functions...
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I mean, he doesn't care about anything.
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Yeah. I mean, I got a man who don't
even want to leave the house.
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He's just happy licking me out
and playing on his, um, his thing.
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So, yeah, it is great.
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[gunfire on TV]
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Fucking... Argh!
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♪ Life ain't so great yeah ♪
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♪ There'll be dots in the mud ♪
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♪ And life ain't Hollywoodfor any one of us ♪
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♪ If ever you're in doubt ♪
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♪ Just get your wings out ♪
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♪ It's all right darlingGet your wriggle on ♪
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♪ Somewhere else ♪
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[laughing]
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[phone beeping]
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-What's funny?
-Tracy! [giggling]
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Sorry, it's just my cousin.
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Who's your cousin?
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Um, Tracy.
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Tracey? That's your name.
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And he's Boy Tracy.
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Let me see.
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Here you are. Last Christmas.
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[Tracey laughing]
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Check.
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I'm playing Warcraft tonight,
can't come mine till tomorrow.
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Yeah, I can't tomorrow anyway,
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my mum's been bugging me
about some family dinner.
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Don't forget dinner.
Oh, my gosh, yes, OK!
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[computer powering on]
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-[Connor] I'm in. Relax.
-Hi.
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Get down.
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Help yourself to some bullets!
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-[clinking]
-[laughing]
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Thank you.
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[Connor] Don't walk over there,
don't walk over there!
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Sorry.
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Argh!
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There is a bad smell
coming from the back of the shop.
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Welcome to Deathsville -
population, you.
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-Shoot you in the head!
-[gun fire on computer]
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-[Tracey] Connor?
-Hello.
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Did you flush the toilet?
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Yeah, I promise.
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Connor, you're not supposed
to flush the toilet
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'cause there's a sewage block.
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How am I supposed to know?
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Because the sign is there on the door.
It's overflowing now.
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You-you know, you got shit on your shoes.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Guess I'll go buy a mop.
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Oh, you buy me a kebab?
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[doorbell rings]
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It's tinglin'. Is it in date?
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-[Woman] 'Course it is.
-It better fucking be in date.
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-'Course it is.
-Ugh, bruv, you stink.
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What the fuck is that, man?
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Connor done one of his horrendous
number twos down the shop toilet
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and burst the sewage thing.
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How can one man make so much mess?
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I, practically covered in his doo doo,
have got to go
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and buy a new mop
to clean up his mess.
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It's every day, there's something
like that every day.
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-You're there.
-What, where?
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The rut. Get stuck in,
sit yourself down.
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You're definitely gonna
get in a rut with him, babe.
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He's a bit... you know.
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No, what?
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Just a bit... mmm, you know.
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Yeah... I hear you, doll.
Trace, he is a bit...
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[together] Mmm...
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Can someone finish
their sentence with words?
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-He's a bit dopey.
-Bit boring.
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-Lifeless.
-No soul.
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I just meant he was a bum,
but all of that too.
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[woman] No wonder you're keeping him
secret from your mum.
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He's a poet.
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-Mmm.
-Nah.
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Well...
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[Woman] I'll believe it when I see it.
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It's the metamorphosis.
Butterfly clips.
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Equals resourcefulness.
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Hair follicles.
Grit with forcefulness.
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If my boyfriend wants to be all...
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I ain't gonna sit there like a dumbass
and let him act like a fool,
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I'm gonna fix him.
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You can call me Morpheus.
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-What's that on his head?
-I don't know.
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Who are all these people?
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They are definitely people
that are not boring, dumb or lifeless.
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[man laughing]
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Oh, my God, that is Ronald,
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my ex-boyfriend, with a man.
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I do hereby confirm the fact
that he might possibly be gay.
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OK, so the next poet
that's going to grace this stage is...
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Connor Jones from Tower Hamlets!
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Connor Jones? Uh, Tower Hamlets?
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Surprise! He's here, he's here.
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Er, what the fuck?
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Hey, go on, smash it.
I believe in you. Come on.
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Go on.
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[grunts]
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This is one of my poems.
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I don't like sleazy Stacey,
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'cause sleazy Stacey's fac-eys
not as nice as chocolate Trac-ey.
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Chocolate Tracey. I could spot
those goggly eyes from anywhere.
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His first time?
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I don't know how you knew
I was comin' here, but...
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-It doesn't matter.
-Yes, it matters.
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OK, it probably does matter...
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-I don't like you no more.
-Whatever.
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Sheep can't fly, 'cause they, uh,
they ain't got wings.
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I'm going to be more than a friend to you.
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-[camera clicks]
-So...
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Sheep can't fly
'cause they ain't got wings.
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He is as bad as your body odor.
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Just piss off.
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Have they stopped running hot water
through the council estates?
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-You're a dick.
-You smell like poo poo.
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Yes, I know!
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I have to go.
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I've left my... juice at the bar.
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It's the universe that's alarmed
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-Like a superstar lost a credit card.
-[woman laughing]
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I just got parred.
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Fuck you lot, yeah?
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-[laugher from crowd]
-[Connor] Fuck you.
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You're fuckin' mental, Tracey!
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[slow clapping]
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[cellphone beeping]
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Hm. So now he's texting.
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You know when you just can't be asked
to read some lame arse apology?
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Are you gonna help me,
or are you gonna just stand there?
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I'm gluten, wheat and meat free.
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-She ain't any of them things.
-[doorbell rings]
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[sighs] Why are we even doing this?
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Ah-ah... Why not?
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You must learn to cook a meal
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before a man of God
will sweep you under the carpet!
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Off your feet, Mum,
it's "sweep you off your feet".
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Hey, hey. Shut up and...
season the meat.
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[whines]
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If you threw a party
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invited everyone you knew
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You would see the biggest gift
would be from me
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And the card attached
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You told me drop by sometime
so I dropped by, innit?
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Boy Tracy!
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He ran off the stage. If I knew
he'd hate it, I wouldn't have done it.
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-Wouldn't an actual poet be happy?
-Yeah, but I feel bad.
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You can't read the mind.
Yes, and I can't know the heart.
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Boy Tracy,
here is like Downton Abbey.
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Let the women do the kitchen work.
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OK, Aunty. Really I was just giving
Tracey advice about her boyfriend--
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Argh. Why don't we go shop? [chuckles]
Yeah, let's go shop.
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OK.
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-How's she not found out about him?
-I know.
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Connor lives in your block.
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Yeah I know, but who's she gonna ask?
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She don't talk to Muslims,
she don't talk to Catholics,
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she don't talk to atheists,
basically the whole block, so...
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What about you, man?
I don't ask you nothing.
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No girlfriend. But I've had sex now.
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Yeah... I stopped going church.
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Me too. [gasps]
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[both grunting]
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I've illegally downloaded movies.
Go.
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I stripped naked for my ex
and he threw me out the house. Go.
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-Ronald? Was he gay?
-Maybe. Go.
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I've smoked weed. Go.
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Oh, I had MDMA
and speed at the same time. Go.
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-That's a lot. Did you recover?
-I dunno.
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I fingered a girl in my mum's room,
while she was sleeping.
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-My mum was sleeping.
-Oh!
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[beat boxing]
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♪ My favourite cuz,ain't seen you in a while ♪
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♪ You are the best, you make me smile ♪
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♪ We got a vibeand we proper get down ♪
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♪ When you leaveI'll definitely frown, oh! ♪
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♪ My cuz Tracey is so damn fly ♪
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♪ Cynthia's weirdand she ain't said hi ♪
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♪ She's been telling liessince she was five ♪
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♪ She said she's meat freebut she just had shepherd's pie. Oh. ♪
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♪ Nice to see my blood relatives ♪
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♪ Everybody loves and everybody gives ♪
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♪ You were upset 'causeYour man's a dick ♪
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-But you turned negative into positive.
-[together] Oh! Oh! Oh!
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[Boy Tracey firing machine gun]
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Whoa... Whoa...
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Ooh! Ooh!
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-Ludo!
-[groaning]
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You always win.
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I hate playing this game with Cynthia,
it's so boring,
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but when I play with you, cuz,
I swear that it's...
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[exhales]
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Oh, wow, I'm still here.
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I was six, and you was four.
What?
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You lay on top of me and kissed
me on the lips.
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Since then, I've thought about that moment
more times than I've inhaled.
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I really like you.
I want you to see me...
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see me as more than a friend,
more than a cousin.
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I want you to see me as someone
who you can grow old with,
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make you smile, and laugh...
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And squirt.
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My mum and my sister are downstairs.
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Sometimes you just gotta take
the plunge, innit?
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I'm sorry, who are you talking to?
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[Mother] Traceys. Dinner is ready.
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Just-just put your clothes on.
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Take your clothes off.
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-What? No! Ugh!
-Cuz.
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Tracey, please just put your clothes on.
Please.
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[doorbell rings]
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I bought you liqueurs.
And I forgive you, so...
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-What you doing here?
-Dinner!
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Well, we love each other,
you're gonna be with me till you die,
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so let's tell your mum now, innit?
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Come on,
it's not like you're ashamed of me.
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Oh, my God.
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[clears throat]
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Nice to meet you, Aunty.
I got you chocolates.
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Evening. Seen you around, obviously.
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I'm Connor.
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I'm lactose intolerant.
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-I know you.
-Sh-shut up and just eat the chocolates!
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-Who's that?
-I'm family.
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-Oh, now you're family, yeah?
-What's that?
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Nothing, it's Boy Tracey,
remember I told you, my cousin?
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Yeah, she told me all about you.
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Great. Auntie, shall we say grace?
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Er...
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I'm so sorry. It's never like this.
You should go, I'll save you food.
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Thank you, Lord, for your son,
who died for our sins.
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All we need is
the love of a saviour,
249
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in addition to financial prosperity.
250
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:50,440
We hold down Lloyds TSB,
Santander and demand them
251
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to share out the cash monies.
252
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:58,360
Send Northern Rock to the south,
not west, to the east!
253
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Lift up the borrower and...
254
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,160
-[Cynthia gasping]
-My dear.
255
00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:06,080
I think the lack of familiarity
of people around the table
256
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is triggering negative emotions.
257
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,040
Cynthia, don't frighten others.
258
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How many times have I told you?
259
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It's all right, I'm fine. I'm fine.
260
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You are fine. That's good for you.
261
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Listen. The world is welcome at my table,
262
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as Christ himself welcomes the world.
263
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:30,200
But who are you... and what on earth
are you doing in my house?
264
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:37,120
-I'm Tracey's boyfriend--
-Ah, ah, ah! Mummy.
265
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,480
Mummy, I was at Candice's, you know,
that sinner girl from the big block?
266
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,480
And, uh, I saw Connor in-in the dark.
267
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,800
Connor, would you say
it was-it was quite dark?
268
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,960
-It was a house party, so...
-He needed the light.
269
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,720
-Hm. John one, verse five.
-[snickering] Serious--
270
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I have since then...
271
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been showing him...
272
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:04,400
what the greatest love of all is.
273
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Tracey, man, Jesus.
274
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:09,400
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. [giggling]
275
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The greatest love of all, Mummy.
276
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Welcome.
277
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,440
This is gonna be fun.
278
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,080
I've encountered all sorts of darkness.
279
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,000
Single mothers, football fans,
contemporary dancers,
280
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,040
the mentally disturbed.
281
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,800
I used to be in a mental home, actually.
282
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,520
I was on weed from young.
I got very bad paranoia.
283
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600
Are you serious?
284
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,720
No, no, no judgment.
Paranoia, you say?
285
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,800
Yeah, I got better than that.
I started counseling people in there.
286
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Unofficial, like.
287
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:51,600
Thank God for freedom from addiction.
288
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I'm still addicted, just not paranoid.
289
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,600
I am gluten free. Mmm.
290
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,080
Easy with those. They're a bit boozy.
291
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:04,600
Don't talk to me
like I'm some autistic toddler.
292
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:08,120
Or... or I'll get my boyfriend
to curse you.
293
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,720
That's right, Tracey,
I have a boyfriend.
294
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She absolutely does not have a boyfriend.
295
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,920
That is amazing, I'm-I'm really happy.
296
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[imitating]
Every thing's about Tracey.
297
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Every thing's about Tracey.
298
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,360
Leaving! Stranger danger!
299
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,200
They don't believe me. [giggling]
300
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:36,760
Yes, I have great respect
and admiration for you too.
301
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,880
Goodbye. Bye. Dropped the phone.
302
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,600
Dropped the phone.
303
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,280
A poet. And what do you like
to write about?
304
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,120
Ah. [exhales]
305
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:53,080
Everything, really.
Two-dimensional shapes,
306
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:57,400
um, cows, obviously, patterns,
three-dimensional shapes,
307
00:15:57,480 --> 00:16:00,000
-Uh-huh.
-love, I'm not gonna lie.
308
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,240
Connor, what's your sexual history?
309
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,120
That's a really inappropriate thing to--
-No, no, no, no shame.
310
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,840
Often, the more sinful your past,
the more special you will be.
311
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,600
Unless you're not serious
about your relationship with Trace--
312
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:16,240
[yells] What time is it?
313
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,480
Time for a poem, I think.
314
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,440
Connor, heard you gave your
strongest performance last night.
315
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,600
Heard you had a great crowd reaction.
316
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,320
You're definitely
talking in riddles now, bruv.
317
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,400
You got something to say, say it.
318
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,000
I ain't your brother, and I dare you.
319
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:31,440
I remembered. I remembered.
I remembered.
320
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,680
His face was underneath your vagina,
so I couldn't see it,
321
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:37,440
but he's wearing the same shoes.
322
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,080
[Cynthia] Solved that one.
I beg your pardon.
323
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,240
Why is Connor here?
324
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,080
To get to know you.
325
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,280
Ah, OK, you are?
326
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:57,240
I'm Connor, we met earlier.
You didn't tell me she was ill.
327
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,320
I'm Connor. Tracey's man.
328
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:03,000
Her waste man.
329
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,640
I swear down,
if you didn't look so much like her,
330
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,600
I'd smash your face in, you fucking prick!
331
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,440
There's dignity in the milk of this cow.
You are pumping me dry, Trace.
332
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,600
-Is that supposed to be poetic?
-[Cynthia] It doesn't even rhyme.
333
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,600
-I'm sorry.
-Hurry up and dump this idiot.
334
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,000
-[Connor and Tracey together] What?
-He's even intoxicated your sister
335
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,440
-Connor, no.
-with alcoholic chocolates.
336
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,440
Get rid of him before he does any
more damage.
337
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,920
What's he talking about?
What's he mean, "dump him"?
338
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,600
-Cynthia, are you OK?
-[mocking] Are you OK, oh, are you OK?
339
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:29,000
Oh, I'm Tracey. Oh, look at me,
340
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,240
my crisis in faith amidst the dark
and confusing world.
341
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:36,680
[gagging] Penis in my mouth.
I put it in my mouth. I take it back out.
342
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,960
Learned my lesson, overcame,
now I'm stronger.
343
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,720
Well, guess-guess what? Guess what?
344
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,640
I'm engaged.
345
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,800
Cynthia, you're gonna be fine, OK,
I promise you, you just need water.
346
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,800
I said, "I'm engaged"!
347
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:50,400
[choking] I'm gonna be sick.
I'm gonna be sick.
348
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,320
[Connor] Use little Boy Tracy's jacket.
349
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,440
Ah. Ah, that's better.
350
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,240
-[retching]
-Ah, yeah.
351
00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,920
That's my jacket. Oh, sorry.
352
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,760
Don't rescue me.
I'll show you how to be a poet.
353
00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,400
Want my fiancée. Fee-yon-say.
354
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,200
Who you gonna marry?
355
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,640
Who? Beyonce.
Yeah, that's how you rhyme.
356
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,360
[doorbell rings]
357
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,760
-Tracey.
-Nah.
358
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,400
[Connor] What're you talking about?
359
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,480
[indistinct chatter]
360
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,760
in the name of your son,
Jesus of Nazareth...
361
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:36,360
[indistinct chatter continues]
362
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,240
Root out all evil in this house.
363
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,400
Mum. Mum. Mum!
364
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,400
[continue arguing at once]
365
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,440
You live on a deprived estate.
You should consider auto-lock.
366
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:53,320
Oh, leftovers. May I?
367
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,680
[Cynthia retching]
368
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,320
[soft thud]
369
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,600
I thought that'd be louder.
370
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,200
Bang! Crash!
371
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,240
What is this? Congo-fried chicken?
372
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,320
What is wrong with all of you?
373
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,000
What is this stupid, stupid shit?
374
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,080
[mocking] Oh, look how confidently
I use profanities.
375
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,680
You! You don't own me, I am mine!
376
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,440
I don't want to break up with you,
377
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,000
I'm just deeply unhappy
in the relationship.
378
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,840
What is so hard to understand about that?
Fucking hell, Connor!
379
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,920
[chewing loudly]
380
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:38,320
And you! Oh, hi, yeah.
381
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,000
You abused me.
382
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,640
It wasn't severe,
it was very mild abuse,
383
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,040
but nonetheless you abused me.
384
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,760
You put hair growth cream in my nostrils
and all over my face
385
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,160
because you were always trying
to change me. Well, guess what?
386
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,200
You cannot change a vagina!
387
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,360
Yeah, yeah, vagina, and breasts.
388
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,600
Little, droopy, saggy breasts.
389
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,760
And they frown when they sag,
390
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:02,400
when they think about all the abuse
that you put me through,
391
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,080
and I have lost my train of thought.
392
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,920
Just embrace yourself, yeah?
393
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,320
Because I would rather kiss my cousin
than ever hold your hand again!
394
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,440
[Boy Tracey] Ha! Yeah.
395
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,480
Boy Tracy...
396
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,480
You cannot fuck your cousins.
397
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:18,800
Yeah?
398
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:22,560
We will never go back into a time
when that is OK,
399
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:27,320
and we will never go into a time
when that is trendy or quirky-cool!
400
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,640
-It's legal in the UK.
-Oh!
401
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,040
Well, I... didn't know that.
402
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,720
Now, I've got a sick sister
to take care of.
403
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,160
So all of you lot can get out,
or you can help me!
404
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,680
No, not you.
405
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:46,120
Cynthia, you're gonna be fine, OK?
You just need water.
406
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,360
I promise you. Look, 'cause--
407
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,280
I want my fiancée to rub my back.
408
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,760
You don't have a fiancée,
you just need water.
409
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,720
Can someone please get
her some water?
410
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160
[Tracey] Oh!
411
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,560
Thanks, babe.
412
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,760
Yeah... we're engaged.
413
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,840
I did say we were gonna
be more than friends.
414
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,440
Sorry, Tra...
[retching]
415
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,000
[Cynthia] It's fell all over Tracey.
416
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,320
-[Mother] No more tears, my dear.
-[Tracey sobbing]
417
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,200
Let your yes be yes,
and your no be no.
418
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,000
Be clear about what you want.
Then nobody can walk all over you.
419
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,200
-Yes, Mum?
-Yes, Mum.
420
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,280
Thank you.
421
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,800
There you go.
422
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,440
-I've left your things in the downstairs.
-Oh, thank you. [sniffing]
423
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,040
Why?
424
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,960
Well, you cannot live here
after your recent "galavantics".
425
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,120
You want to forget the Lord?
426
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,840
OK. When you come crawling back
to his gates,
427
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,160
better mind out he hasn't forgotten
to cut you a key.
428
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,560
-No...
-Well, anyway, goodnight, my dear.
429
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,480
-Cynthia!
-No, no. Mummy!
430
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,760
Did you see that?
431
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,040
My mum just kicked me out!
432
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,360
[crying]
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