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一天又结束了
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当人们赶路回家时
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我的一天 才开始
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菜单 只有墙上写的这些
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要是你有特别想吃的
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我要会做
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我也可以做给你吃
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营业时间
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是凌晨十二点 到早上七点
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所以
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大家称这是
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深夜食堂
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你问有没有客人
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我想
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客人还挺多的呢
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老板好
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早 欢迎光临
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老板 炸鸡块啤酒
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两份
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稍等
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今天这么早啊
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去看过跳舞了哦
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他叫阿忠
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是每天 最早来的客人
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他最大的兴趣
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是到俱乐部看表演
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他们是郝建二人组
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郝用
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是安居客的设计工作人员
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一刻不得闲的现代人
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孙建
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保险业务员
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每天的生活就只有客户跟业务
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忙碌的两人下班后
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总是来点杯啤酒配炸鸡
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结束一天的疲劳 炸鸡块
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谢谢老板
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欢迎光临
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老板好
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老板
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欢迎光临
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老板 炒泡面
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不要葱 不要蒜
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加香菜 微微辣
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我今天不要炒的
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我要汤面 多加点牛肉
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那个老坛酸菜口味的
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你今天干嘛要多加点牛肉
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我今天新买了一个包包啊
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所以要庆祝一下
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两瓶酒
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苹果酒
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请稍等
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她们两位在我店里
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被称为泡面姐妹
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右边这位芸小姐
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是标准的学霸型博士
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左边这位叫爱马仕
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名牌的崇拜者
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两个人都喜欢吃泡面
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因此而结识
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是店里有名的
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剩女
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嗨 老板
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欢迎光临 早
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你们每天
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都比我来得早
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晚上好
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老规矩 鸡蛋卷 一杯酒
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小寿叔
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在附近经营一家俱乐部
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他每天都打扮得美美的
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号称是这个城市里
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最美的
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男人
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来到食堂
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他最爱点的是
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鸡蛋卷
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老板 我来啦
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欢迎光临
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老板 我要虾仁炒蛋
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滑滑的虾仁
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配上鲜黄色的鸡蛋
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最性感的组合啊
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又谈恋爱啦
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她叫马玲玲
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常用最快的速度
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爱上一个男人
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吃的食物
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也会随着她爱上的男人而改变
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绝对跟别的男人不一样
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是真的啦
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是真的啦
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她是我们旧港区
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最有名的俱乐部歌舞秀的表演者
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常客阿忠和阿岛是她的忠实粉丝
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马玲玲
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男人是这个世界上面
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最不靠谱 最现实
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也最会骗人的一种生物了
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我不明白为什么
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你被骗了那么多次之后
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居然还没有
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学得更聪明一点
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你没见过男人
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我认为女人
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在选择伴侣的时候
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必须谨慎
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其实我觉得
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像玲玲这样
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也蛮好的
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每一次对爱情
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都抱着
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极大的信心
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不断地恋爱 恋爱 恋爱
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其实这样也蛮幸福的呀
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你懂我呀
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这样的恋爱
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不就是见一个爱一个吗
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你们俩吃面好吗
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欢迎光临
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哪来这么帅的西装大叔啊
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我好喜欢
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别说是你 我都好喜欢
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大叔
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你看不起我龙哥
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我龙哥可是货运公司的大经理
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正经公司
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知道吗
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我知道跟我一样嘛
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我是正经跳舞的
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不是跳脱衣舞的
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你刚才说什么
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老板
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红香肠 啤酒
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老板 我也来瓶啤酒
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雪津 一样
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好
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阿龙
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是这附近很有名的人物
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原本第一印象
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可是坏到极点
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那是三天前的事
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没有了
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喝酒
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今天有时间
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可以喝三瓶
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干杯
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老板 再一瓶啤酒
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稍等
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欢迎光临
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菜单还真的只有这些
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老板
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我先走
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菜还没吃完
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谁让你走了
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老板 不好意思
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啤酒不用了
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突然想到明天还有事
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先走了
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别走啊 一起坐下来聊会儿
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不用了
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明天要上班 对不起
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其实也
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没有那么急啦
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第一次来
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菜单只有这些
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如果 你们还想吃些特别的
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我要是会做
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也可以做给你们吃
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有
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龙虾三吃 谢谢
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这个
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做不了
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这个做不了
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那来份鱼翅吧 好不好
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也没有
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也没有啦
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那就是什么都没有啊
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什么都没有
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你开什么店
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你们俩说是不是
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有红香肠吗
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有
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要切成章鱼的样子吗
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来一份
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加一瓶啤酒
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稍等
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大哥 那椅子我刚踩了
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大哥
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这样我就没得玩了
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请慢用
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谢谢
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你吵到我吃东西了
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对不起 大哥
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多少钱
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谢谢 三十块
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不用找了
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下次我来
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请做大份的
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谢谢 请慢走
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这就是我第一次见到的
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阿龙
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谢谢
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请慢用
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这个红香肠
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看上去红嘟嘟的
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好诱人
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帅哥 你怎么称呼啊
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我龙哥
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龙哥
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我叫姚小寿
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大家都叫我
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小寿叔
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我在不远的地方啊
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有一家俱乐部
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对了
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龙哥要是有时间的话
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请到我的俱乐部来玩
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我保证 红香肠 优惠
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今天 点什么
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老板
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有没有那种
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让我吃了能睡着的菜
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那先喝杯酒
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可以 可以 可以
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深夜食堂
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最欢迎失眠的人
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瞧
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大半夜的
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在这看书
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嗯
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干什么
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谁规定过食堂
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不许大半夜看书的
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我来啦
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你总算来了
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你买疯了
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我买了好多东西
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你看 还有包包
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新包包哦
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好看吗
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垫一下 我的包包
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你那包看起来挺金贵啊
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多少钱买的
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你问多少钱干嘛
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你又买不起
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几个意思
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可以点了吗
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可以
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点什么
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泡面
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刚好进了点老坛酸菜
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要不要 来个酸菜泡面
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好啊好啊
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请稍等
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谢谢老板
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酸菜
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听起来就好好吃哦
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酸菜
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它有很多的酵素
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酵素对人的
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身体的免疫力提高
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非常有帮助的
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而且是肠道的清洁工
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我大学时候研究过的
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厉害
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所以你大学是学医的
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不是啊
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但是如果我那个时候学医的话
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我现在应该也是博士了
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女博士
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干嘛
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你被门夹啦 奇怪
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你不觉得很浪费青春吗
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只会念书
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没谈过恋爱
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好可怜哦
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我跟你们俩很熟吗
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奇怪
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那个咬筷子的
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我忍你很久了
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你觉得你的
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领带 颜色好看吗
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特别俗气
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笑
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好笑吗
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你的发型
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丑爆了 好不好
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我不知道为什么这样
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你以为你全身穿名牌
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就很有品味啊
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对啊
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俗气 俗气
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她穿名牌 她买得起啊
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她养得起自己
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她够自立啊
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她穿名牌 她懂得爱自己
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爱自己
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才可以更好地
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对待自己的另一半啊
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另一半
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在哪里 在哪里 在哪里
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哦 在这 是吧
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我们不是找不到另一半 对
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我们只是没有遇到
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我们的真命天子
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对
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我还剩者呢
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你们两个人真的是够贱
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我告诉你们啊 怎么样
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我们要的是真爱
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你们这样的烂男人
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根本就不会懂
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你算了吧
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一个女博士 一个名牌控
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男人早就被你们吓跑了 好不好
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好可怕
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我要逃啦
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你们两个矮矬穷的销售员
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就知道在这喝酒
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你们作为销售员
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你们的客户在哪里
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在哪里 在哪里啊
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你们的客户又在哪里
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老处女
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我很多客户你不知道
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就是没人要
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丑八怪
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我说句公道话啊
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一般这种情况下呢
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能动手的 尽量别吵
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动手
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我还不出我的手呢
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他们也配
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就是
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我 我这么贵的护手霜
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我怎么可以动手
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对啊 他们也配
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欢迎光临
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老板好
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第一次来
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菜单只有这些
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不过
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你要想吃些特别的
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我要会做
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也可以做给你吃
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请随便坐吧
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有泡面吗
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有 酸菜的可以吗
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可以
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稍等
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你也喜欢吃泡面啊
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你们俩也喜欢吗
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方便面
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生活中
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最快速方便的一种食物
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感觉上和真正的料理
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还有一点距离
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但是 只要多花些功夫
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它也会有 意想不到的美味
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好香
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请慢用
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谢谢老板
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谢谢 谢谢
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这个面也太好吃了吧
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老板
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加了酸菜之后
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果然更好吃
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你有男朋友吗
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那你快过来坐啊
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到这来坐
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对对对 你坐过来
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你坐这 我们坐一起
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我跟你说
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加一点胡椒更好吃
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我也要一点 来
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从那天起
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这个像是从
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波希米亚来的公主
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伊丽莎白 也正式加入
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这个女子团体
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于是 她们就被店里的客人称为
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泡面三姐妹
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怎么啦
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唉声叹气的
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发生什么啦
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我跟你们说啊
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我觉得我这个人
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什么事都干不好
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特别是对爱情
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我一点都拿不定主意
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到底怎么啦
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快说啊
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你跟我们俩说说
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我们两个 对爱情
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有非常非常深刻的研究
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真的啊
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精准的分析
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闭嘴
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我觉得这个时候
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咱们是不是要来点
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微醺的感觉
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老板
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来三瓶苹果酒
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跟你们说
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我国外的朋友都爱喝这个
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酸酸甜甜有恋爱的感觉
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我就想要恋爱的感觉
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谢谢老板 谢谢老板 谢谢
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请慢用
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所以说
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你们两个都有男朋友啊
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嗯 嗯
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知道吗
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简 奥斯汀说过的
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爱情
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就像是一朵
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含苞待放的花
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你需要时间
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慢慢地去培育
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它才会彻底地绽放
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你别打岔了
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让她继续往下说
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说重点
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你说
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我最近吧
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认识了一个男生
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他叫张轩
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然后呢
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他跟我是一个公司的
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你好
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我要一份
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C餐
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C餐一份
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好
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但是 但是我们俩不是在一个部门啊
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我是在那个员工食堂
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遇见他的
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你们知道吗
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他完全就是我心目中的
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那个白马王子的标准
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张轩
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你也在这
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你说他这个人吧
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学历高
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工资高
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个头也高
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完全就是我
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心目中的那个三高男
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可是
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这么完美的男人
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他没有结婚吗
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单身单身
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然后呢
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然后我现在
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我每天就特别期待中午
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去员工食堂
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因为这样的话
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那个 我就能看见他
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那他能看到你吗
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我坚信他已经看见我了
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那这样地说
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你就有机会啊
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但是吧
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我今天中午在厕所
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又听到了那样一段话
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你昨天跟张轩 怎么样啊
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什么怎么样啊
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就那样啊
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什么就那样
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你昨天明明就没有回家啊
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你不要再问啦
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你的口红好漂亮啊
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在哪里买的
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就上次我们逛街那地方
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你们俩知道吗
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那女的典型就是那种三低女
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三低
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年龄低
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胸围D
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声音也是娇滴滴的
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我觉得我一点胜算都没有
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天啊
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男人真的是肤浅的生物
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一遇到这样的女人
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他们都会瞬间变白痴
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就是啊
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刚好这三低是她们都没有的
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我看
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她们未战先输了
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送的 下酒用
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谢谢老板 谢谢老板
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面条 怎么样
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老板
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每天到这个时候
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就特别想到这来吃一碗面
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睡觉的时候
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不吃碗面 都睡不好觉
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现在只有泡面
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才能满足我们了
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快速 方便
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应该就是你们的爱情观了吧
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没错
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闭嘴 闭嘴
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请慢用
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要什么 喂 你好
508
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,000
C餐一个
509
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,000
要什么
510
00:25:15,079 --> 00:25:17,240
B套餐
511
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:18,879
B餐还有吗
512
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,480
B餐只剩一套了
513
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:21,879
只剩一套哦
514
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,320
那给她好了
515
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,640
我换A套餐
516
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,240
A餐 B餐 各一份
517
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,919
不好意思
518
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,160
谢谢
519
00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:46,200
B套餐
520
00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:50,319
我就是想找那种吧
521
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,120
真正的绅士
522
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,480
就是他会问你
523
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:55,119
我可以吻你吗
524
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,000
然后呢
525
00:25:56,079 --> 00:25:58,319
那两只眼睛就一直盯着我
526
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,599
等我回答的那种
527
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,080
姑娘 醒醒
528
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,880
偶像剧看多了吧
529
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,759
这世道
530
00:26:05,839 --> 00:26:08,399
这样的男人太难找了吧
531
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,759
张轩就是这样的
532
00:26:09,799 --> 00:26:11,799
好好好 是是是
533
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:12,720
伊丽莎白
534
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:15,599
我觉得 你不能太天真
535
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,160
你看我们身为女人
536
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,759
我们是要有一定的姿态的
537
00:26:18,799 --> 00:26:21,599
不然 男人会觉得你很随便
538
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:23,399
唾手可得
539
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,960
就不珍惜了
540
00:26:26,079 --> 00:26:28,399
我个人给你一点意见
541
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,080
我觉得你可以
542
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,320
遵守一个原则
543
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,679
不理他
544
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,920
不是 你看
545
00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:36,079
他对你笑
546
00:26:36,079 --> 00:26:37,119
不理他
547
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,400
他跟你 说话
548
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,600
不理他
549
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,360
他跟你做 再多再多的事情
550
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,840
你都不理他
551
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,320
等等等等
552
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,080
我怎么觉得不太对呢
553
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,320
你这样显得
554
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,719
我多没礼貌
555
00:26:48,759 --> 00:26:49,319
不是
556
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,400
这不是礼貌的问题
557
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,640
女人要矜持的
558
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,240
对不对
559
00:26:53,319 --> 00:26:54,759
你从心理学上来分析
560
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:55,399
你看张轩
561
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,200
条件很好
562
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,079
很完美
563
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,000
你们公司里面的
564
00:26:59,079 --> 00:27:00,199
所有的那些小女生
565
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,640
是不都围着他
566
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,279
那如果这个时候
567
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,039
只有你一个人 不理他
568
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,000
他是不是看到你
569
00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:09,519
就觉得你特别
570
00:27:09,559 --> 00:27:11,039
觉得你独树一帜
571
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,879
觉得你与众不同
572
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:16,279
他会不会更加想亲近你
573
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,759
是吗
574
00:27:18,799 --> 00:27:20,039
爱马仕 你说嘛
575
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,399
是不是
576
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,840
道理呢 是有的 你看
577
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,280
你也这么觉得啊
578
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,879
但是
579
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,440
我觉得
580
00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:31,720
女人嘛
581
00:27:31,759 --> 00:27:33,519
要会撒娇啊
582
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:35,719
要会欲擒故纵
583
00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:36,879
你 你比方说
584
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,920
你们俩不是一个公司的吗
585
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,519
那太好制造了啊
586
00:27:40,599 --> 00:27:43,079
你比方说你穿着高跟鞋
587
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,000
走到他身边
588
00:27:45,079 --> 00:27:45,759
不小心
589
00:27:45,799 --> 00:27:47,000
他扶不扶你
590
00:27:47,079 --> 00:27:48,799
他肯定扶你 对不对
591
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:51,079
你越娇小 他越强大
592
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,360
他越强大 你越娇小
593
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,080
说得我都不好意思
594
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,000
反正就是
595
00:27:56,079 --> 00:27:56,919
你懂嘛
596
00:27:57,039 --> 00:27:57,480
就是
597
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,360
你要激起男人
598
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,160
庞大的征服欲
599
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,519
要保护你
600
00:28:01,559 --> 00:28:02,599
这个时候
601
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,200
一击击溃他
602
00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:05,119
就成了 懂吗
603
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:05,759
有道理
604
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:07,839
成功了就
605
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,720
一个说不理他
606
00:28:09,799 --> 00:28:12,319
一个说欲擒故纵
607
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,960
太难了
608
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:16,359
那你就都试一试啊
609
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,600
是啊 都试试嘛
610
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,720
好吧
611
00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:22,519
那我就去试一下
612
00:28:22,599 --> 00:28:23,279
加油
613
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:24,879
祝你成功
614
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,759
拼了 干杯
615
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:42,559
B餐一个
616
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,680
C餐一个
617
00:28:56,599 --> 00:28:57,959
要什么
618
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,400
要什么
619
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,360
她应该是要B餐吧
620
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,240
我今天吃A餐
621
00:29:10,279 --> 00:29:11,920
那我吃B餐
622
00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:15,079
A餐 B餐 各一份
623
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:16,279
刷卡啊
624
00:29:18,279 --> 00:29:21,399
我知道我不够好 但亲爱的
625
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,079
请你原谅我
626
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:29,439
我以为你会打给我
627
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,120
你说你打给我
628
00:29:31,359 --> 00:29:34,399
但我没有接到电话
629
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,440
你没事吧
630
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,680
请不要误会我
631
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:49,079
请原谅我
632
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,880
我只是太爱你了
633
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,120
我真的是爱死你们了
634
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:00,880
多亏了你们
635
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,560
我终于有希望了
636
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,200
我要请你们喝酒
637
00:30:04,279 --> 00:30:05,279
太好啦
638
00:30:05,319 --> 00:30:06,679
今天我请 今天我请
639
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,920
不醉不归
640
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:09,159
好
641
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,560
来
642
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:12,759
干杯 干杯
643
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,519
其实呢
644
00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:23,319
今天我也应该
645
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,480
请你们俩喝一杯
646
00:30:26,519 --> 00:30:27,319
我之前呢
647
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,800
在网上认识了一名网友
648
00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:31,720
然后呢
649
00:30:31,799 --> 00:30:34,399
他请我出去喝一杯哦
650
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,680
真的啊
651
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,160
你不是有男朋友吗
652
00:30:39,599 --> 00:30:40,639
有啊
653
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,360
那很早以前就分啦分啦
654
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,960
你男朋友呢
655
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:46,599
她没有男朋友的
656
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,759
这样啊 加油啊
657
00:30:48,799 --> 00:30:49,319
对了
658
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,720
那个张轩说
659
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:52,079
要约我去看电影
660
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,160
真的啊
661
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:53,759
去不去
662
00:30:53,799 --> 00:30:54,639
当然去了
663
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,400
我特别紧张
664
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,160
我第一次要注意些什么呀
665
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:57,960
我跟你说
666
00:30:58,039 --> 00:31:00,079
今天我们俩就要去逛街
667
00:31:00,119 --> 00:31:01,159
我上厕所去
668
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:01,840
对了
669
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,360
你上次给我介绍那个
670
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,720
就是高级的那个美容
671
00:31:04,759 --> 00:31:05,519
那个特别好
672
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:06,119
是啊
673
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,840
那 那双高跟鞋也不错吧
674
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,400
老板
675
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,960
你有没有听到过人家说
676
00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:29,079
这个世界上
677
00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:30,199
有三种人
678
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:33,799
男人 女人 女博士
679
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:35,720
你说我会不会
680
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,440
最后就剩我一个人
681
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:39,680
孤单终老
682
00:31:44,799 --> 00:31:45,639
其实这个世界上
683
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,240
爱情啊 是最难预料的
684
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:49,559
你 你现在看起来
685
00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:50,719
可 可能是
686
00:31:50,759 --> 00:31:52,519
一个人
687
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:53,399
但也可能明天
688
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,200
你突然进度就加快了
689
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:56,119
你就第一个脱单了
690
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,600
它也说不定
691
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,759
我也这么觉得
692
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:04,639
我条件是最好的
693
00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:09,000
走走走
694
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:14,079
快一点
695
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:16,360
最后一个大冒险
696
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:20,680
我超过你啦
697
00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:24,799
不行了 不行了
698
00:32:24,799 --> 00:32:25,919
歇会儿 歇会儿
699
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,759
我研究过哦
700
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:30,879
骑自行车消耗的热量
701
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,920
是跑步的 两倍
702
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,960
我现在就觉得我好饿啊
703
00:32:36,039 --> 00:32:38,039
我们去深夜食堂吃碗面吧
704
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:38,720
不可以
705
00:32:38,759 --> 00:32:40,640
我们现在运动了不到半个小时
706
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,240
这样是根本达不到
707
00:32:42,319 --> 00:32:44,159
消耗热量的效果的
708
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,960
老板
709
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:45,920
三碗泡面
710
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:46,759
我加一颗蛋
711
00:32:46,759 --> 00:32:48,000
我加泡菜
712
00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:48,720
我要加肉
713
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,799
好
714
00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:54,119
还是在食堂待着舒服
715
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,920
你不累啊 你不累嘛
716
00:33:02,039 --> 00:33:04,240
坐着一下就缓过来了 对吧
717
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,240
坐着舒服 这样算按摩吗
718
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,319
好看吗
719
00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:08,439
好看
720
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,079
今年最流行这个颜色了
721
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,000
别动 别乱动
722
00:33:11,079 --> 00:33:13,480
亮亮的
723
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:15,799
它怎么会亮啊
724
00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:17,879
你们抹的这个
725
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:18,680
味道很大
726
00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:20,440
他们还在吃东西
727
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,800
他们不会介意的
728
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:28,159
你们有意见啊
729
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,039
没有
730
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,759
好帅哦 我跟你们说
731
00:33:31,799 --> 00:33:32,559
这个是我现在
732
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,480
最喜欢的组合
733
00:33:34,559 --> 00:33:35,359
那个最经典了
734
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,000
那个舞
735
00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:37,439
来来来来来
736
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:38,839
一 二 三
737
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,160
又来又来又来
738
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,400
一 二 三
739
00:33:56,039 --> 00:33:57,359
不是 我跟你讲 她们就是
740
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,480
她又输了
741
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:02,079
你平常脑子
742
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,279
不是很好使吗
743
00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:04,200
一到游戏不行
744
00:34:04,279 --> 00:34:04,680
我没玩过
745
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:05,799
我现在会啦
746
00:34:05,839 --> 00:34:07,359
你出题你出题
747
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:10,679
食堂里面有什么
748
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,719
美女
749
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,840
阿龙
750
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,039
没有阿龙 没有阿龙
751
00:34:16,119 --> 00:34:17,559
你错了 我本来要说阿贤的
752
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,839
怎么会说成阿龙
753
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,679
不管 不管
754
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:22,719
喝酒 喝酒
755
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,960
好吧 好吧 我
756
00:34:24,039 --> 00:34:25,880
变成大象
757
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,600
我真不想打扰你们
758
00:34:28,639 --> 00:34:29,960
可是现在已经五点了
759
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:31,119
你们一会儿不用上班吗
760
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:32,039
五点了
761
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:34,760
天啊 真的五点了
762
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,480
天啊 天啊 天啊
763
00:34:35,559 --> 00:34:36,960
我一会要上班
764
00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:38,599
怎么办
765
00:34:38,639 --> 00:34:39,039
这样
766
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:40,400
我们去开个汽车旅馆
767
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,320
这样子 又可以洗澡
768
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,960
又可以睡个美容觉
769
00:34:44,039 --> 00:34:46,039
我们还可以换衣服穿去上班
770
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,239
我们也可以不换衣服啊
771
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:50,840
这样的话
772
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,119
别人就会觉得
773
00:34:52,199 --> 00:34:54,519
我们 夜不归宿
774
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,640
你好污哦
775
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,239
有没有聪明
776
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,480
夜不归宿
777
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,680
老板 买单 买单
778
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,760
有没有 有没有
779
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,040
我终于知道
780
00:35:18,119 --> 00:35:19,920
咱刚才开房的时候
781
00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:21,039
前台那个小姐
782
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:22,519
为什么是那种表情了
783
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,560
大圆床
784
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,599
还有镜子
785
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,040
什么圆不圆的
786
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:32,880
我看见床我就很开心
787
00:35:36,039 --> 00:35:38,559
我来了
788
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:45,639
谢谢
789
00:35:45,679 --> 00:35:47,079
好舒服
790
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:02,439
你来了
791
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,400
你们俩怎么在这
792
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,440
食堂没开门
793
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,800
你又不是不知道
794
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,680
也对
795
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,280
不对
796
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:11,120
你们俩不是去相亲了吗
797
00:36:11,159 --> 00:36:13,799
这么早在这坐着干嘛呢
798
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,160
你不是也有张轩吗
799
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,279
你为什么那么早
800
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,080
对啊
801
00:36:25,159 --> 00:36:26,480
干杯 干杯 干杯
802
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:27,880
来
803
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:48,280
我真的不知道
804
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,160
我是什么环节做错了
805
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:52,520
从小到大
806
00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:53,639
我特别听话
807
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,359
我听 我听我爸爸妈妈
808
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,039
和老师的话
809
00:36:58,119 --> 00:36:58,920
大家都告诉我
810
00:36:59,039 --> 00:37:00,079
一定要好好念书
811
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:01,880
不可以早恋
812
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,760
我没有早恋
813
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,960
我一直好好学习
814
00:37:09,039 --> 00:37:10,719
我念到了博士
815
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,280
博士 厉害
816
00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:17,920
很不容易的
817
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,840
但是现在所有人都问我
818
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,559
你为什么不结婚
819
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:29,840
我没有学过
820
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,640
怎么谈恋爱
821
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,000
我怎么结婚
822
00:37:42,679 --> 00:37:46,440
我也觉得莫名其妙的
823
00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:48,519
你说我
824
00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:50,119
收入又高
825
00:37:50,199 --> 00:37:52,199
又很时髦
826
00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:54,879
你说怎么就被剩下了呢
827
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,200
那些男人真的很奇怪
828
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,960
他们觉得
829
00:37:59,039 --> 00:37:59,800
我吧
830
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:01,280
一年买几个包
831
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,400
然后 又要旅游
832
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,760
出门工作的时候
833
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,120
喜欢打的
834
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:07,399
他们就觉得
835
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,800
我需要他们花钱
836
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:10,840
有没有搞错啊
837
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,880
老娘自己买单 好吗
838
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,720
但是你之前跟我说
839
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,000
要让男人花钱
840
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:23,079
女人本来就比较善变嘛
841
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:24,719
对吧
842
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,920
陪一个 陪一个 陪一个
843
00:38:34,599 --> 00:38:36,000
我觉得最莫名其妙的
844
00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:37,400
其实是我
845
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:39,799
我从小到大
846
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,280
什么要求都没有
847
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,680
我就想找一个
848
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,879
自己喜欢的
849
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:46,720
我就想找一个
850
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,640
看着顺眼的
851
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,039
可是我一直就是被骗
852
00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:57,960
我不停地被骗
853
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,880
你觉得我很蠢吗
854
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,720
再喝一个 再喝一个
855
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:13,319
我就知道你们都觉得我蠢
856
00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:17,400
可是
857
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,559
可是大家越觉得
858
00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:19,239
我蠢 我笨
859
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,440
我就越找不到
860
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:22,519
我越找不到
861
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:26,960
我就越看谁都好
862
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:28,719
我真的很笨吗
863
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:32,319
没有
864
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,360
怎么没有
865
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,760
所有人都觉得我笨
866
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,600
所有人都觉得我一直被骗
867
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:41,039
喝一个 喝一个
868
00:39:41,119 --> 00:39:43,559
来来来 喝一个 喝酒 喝酒
869
00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,360
我也要喝 来来来
870
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,559
整个城市
871
00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:07,199
承载了许多孤独
872
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,920
多少人孤独而不孤单
873
00:40:12,039 --> 00:40:16,880
多少人孤单并且孤独
874
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,640
又有多少人 何其幸运
875
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,799
能与人分享
876
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:25,960
那些说不出的孤独
877
00:40:26,039 --> 00:40:28,039
这是我最好的两个朋友
878
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:30,239
芸小姐 爱马仕 你好
879
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,440
你好 张轩
880
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,240
看芸小姐新发的朋友圈
881
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,720
觉得她谈恋爱了
882
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,160
我这怎么没有呢
883
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,840
你答应过我 你不告诉她的
884
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,360
你也知道
885
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,639
可是你说上床这种事
886
00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:46,519
你让我怎么说嘛
887
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:49,719
我觉得 你跟那两个女生
888
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,280
很不一样
889
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,599
我跟你不是姐妹
890
00:40:51,639 --> 00:40:52,920
我跟她也不是姐妹
891
00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:55,119
谁要跟你们这种老女人当姐妹
892
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,559
你们丑死了
893
00:40:56,599 --> 00:40:58,480
就是因为经常跟你们这种
894
00:40:58,559 --> 00:41:00,079
低品味的女人待在一起
895
00:41:00,159 --> 00:41:01,480
老娘才会找不到男人
896
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,199
那个 那个 那个
897
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:05,919
这还有别的客人
898
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:07,199
要不到外边去吵
899
00:41:07,199 --> 00:41:08,279
滚
900
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,760
男人都不是好东西
901
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:19,760
小姑娘 小姑娘
902
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:23,159
怎么啦 不舒服啊
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