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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:19,109 The company Japan Asia sponsored the shots on location in Taiwan 2 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,231 Produced and performed by Sammo Hung 3 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,157 Starring Lam Ching-ying 4 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,153 Gung Tsz-yan Mang Hoi 5 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,995 Lam Man-chung, Wong Man-gwan 6 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,192 Production Director: Kien Hsiao-houei 7 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,037 Script: Wong Bing-yiu 8 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,033 Supervision: Ye Jong-Tsu 9 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:10,029 Directed by Ricky Lau 10 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:12,149 Don't run! 11 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,076 Po! 12 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:28,115 - Master. - This way. 13 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:41,029 Get in here! 14 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,077 Did you see Po? 15 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,156 He's not here, I already searched. 16 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,189 Wait! 17 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,037 Don't listen to this old man. 18 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,236 The adulterous couple must be here. 19 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,237 Shut up! Po is an adulterer, but my daughter is virtuous. 20 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,189 Yeah, right, virtuous. 21 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,077 Let's search! 22 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,997 How dare you? 23 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,037 What's going on, old master? 24 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,151 This place is sinister. 25 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,071 It's probably haunted. 26 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,029 I'm not afraid. 27 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:52,038 Well, I trust you. Let's go. 28 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,149 Don't go outside yet. 29 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,031 Luckily, daddy didn't dare. 30 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,112 Because the master said it was haunted. 31 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,077 Po, look! 32 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,076 Coffins. You've already seen some. 33 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,229 Do you think there are ghosts here? 34 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,118 If there are, they won't be worse than them. 35 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,031 I'm scared. 36 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,150 Let's sleep. We'll assess the situation tomorrow. 37 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:27,195 Careful. 38 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,993 A bed. We won't sleep on the ground. 39 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,032 Yes, we're lucky. 40 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,189 Pearl! 41 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,071 Shall we have our wedding night? 42 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,235 No, it's not the right place for that. 43 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:05,109 Let's sleep then. 44 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,116 Po! 45 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,115 What's up? 46 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,071 A vampire. 47 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,236 - You must be dreaming. - I swear, I saw one. 48 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,232 Don't be afraid. We'll see what he wants. 49 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,150 Let's run! 50 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:21,029 Po! 51 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,150 Come! 52 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,230 Po, help! 53 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,116 - We must leave. - I agree. 54 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,073 - He's sucking your blood. - I know. 55 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:09,070 This way! 56 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,075 Come! 57 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,149 Jump! 58 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,029 It's too high. 59 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,235 Help! 60 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,156 Master, he's having a nightmare. 61 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,189 He really bit you. 62 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,998 Master, I just had a very long dream. 63 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,151 He shouted "Pearl". 64 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,078 What was scaring you like that? 65 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,189 Tell me, I'll analyze your dream. 66 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,230 I'm screwed if I tell him that I was running with Pearl. 67 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,195 So? 68 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,035 Is it coming? 69 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:46,153 It's coming. I dreamed that I was playing chess with Pearl. 70 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,151 Who won? 71 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,229 She stripped me. 72 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,234 Master, what does it mean? 73 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:54,031 Playing chess with Pearl? 74 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,032 In chess, we move our pawns in turn. 75 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,994 She makes her move, you make yours, and so on. 76 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,118 It means that we were running away. 77 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,111 How do you know? 78 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,993 A dream always works the other way round. You said that Pearl stripped you. 79 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,196 In fact, it's you who wanted to strip her. 80 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,156 Does she have a nice body? 81 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,192 Shut up. You were the worst of all in my dream. 82 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,031 The master was protecting me. 83 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:30,033 Since a dream works the other way round, 84 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,078 it means that I'm nice in reality. 85 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,197 And if the master was nice, then it means he... 86 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,190 He's even nicer! 87 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,031 Ask your heart. 88 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,991 My heart! 89 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,030 Very nice! 90 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,077 Then let's have some tea. 91 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,151 All right. 92 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,116 Why are wriggling? 93 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:03,189 It's great. 94 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,991 It strengthen the chest. 95 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,229 And sexual vigour. 96 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,189 Sexual vigour? 97 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,155 I'll try. 98 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,112 - It's awful. - Everybody's laughing. 99 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,152 Do you think my wriggling is nice? 100 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,151 Don't come with me. 101 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:46,119 It's full. Business is good. 102 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,189 Excuse me. 103 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,029 Brother. 104 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,997 There's some room inside. 105 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,076 Future father-in-law. 106 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,031 Uncle Nine. 107 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:05,990 It's going great. 108 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,196 I kept a table for you upstairs. 109 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,117 Come to the kitchen when you'll have some time. 110 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,070 Why? 111 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,232 A cook hurt his finger recently, 112 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,031 and another burned his face. 113 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,109 Let's have a look. 114 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,110 After you. 115 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,031 Pearl. 116 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,997 Let's have a sit. 117 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,116 Pearl! 118 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,029 Po! 119 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,038 - Does he still hang round you? - He comes very often. 120 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,195 Don't serve this bastard. 121 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:02,994 He's rich. Father doesn't want to offend him. 122 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,078 This fat lump is always under my feet. 123 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,151 Hello. 124 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,191 I would already have married her if it wasn't for him. 125 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,031 Her father would have accepted if they hadn't been engaged before being born. 126 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,189 Po, eat something. 127 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:22,995 Thank you. 128 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,031 It's for this bastard? 129 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,190 - I'm going. - Don't quarrel. 130 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,037 I'll try and make him listen. 131 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,234 It stinks! 132 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,150 - We must talk. - Have a sit. 133 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,036 What are you doing here? 134 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:00,072 In a tea house, we come to drink tea. 135 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,036 Do you know about Pearl and me? 136 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,157 I know. Boss Chu regrets it a lot. 137 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,116 There's no way my father-in-law would say something like that. 138 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,078 Who do you think you are, a prince? You and her... 139 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,076 Show some respect. 140 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,229 He wants some respect. 141 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,997 Then we have to respect him. 142 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,190 Po, what do you want? 143 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,031 Pearl will be my wife sooner or later. 144 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,117 What a waste! 145 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,198 Don't flirt with the woman of another man. 146 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,237 Lock her up at home if she's your wife. Look at her! 147 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,036 Have some tea with us. 148 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,112 If I'm flirting, then he's raping her! 149 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,993 Now you've been warned. 150 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,158 In what honor do you warn me? 151 00:16:56,040 --> 00:17:00,079 You dirt fat lump, talking to you is already doing you too much honor. 152 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,230 Waiter, call the boss! 153 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,029 Please forget what happened. 154 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,072 As soon as you've barely said a word I'm already feeling better. 155 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,236 You shouldn't have gotten involved. 156 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,236 Run! 157 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,229 Fat lump! 158 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,997 Come closer. 159 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,991 And that? 160 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,156 Look, what is it? 161 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,037 I'll change it. 162 00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:52,079 It's not your fault. He's the one trying to run me down. 163 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:55,152 Grasshoppers, they're everywhere. Prove it! 164 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,031 Yes, prove it. 165 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,115 Here's the proof! 166 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,156 Po, why did you do that? 167 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,189 Enough is enough. 168 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,156 Eat it or I'll make the father-in-law drink that. 169 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,039 You'll only have grasshoppers to eat if you marry him. 170 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,109 Hit him! 171 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,189 Forget it. 172 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,231 - Come and fight if you dare. - All right. 173 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,191 Come if you're not a chicken. 174 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,156 I spoke too fast. What can I do? 175 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,116 Go! 176 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,152 You'll be nimble as a monkey with that. 177 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,192 We must not lose face. 178 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,149 Jump, jump! 179 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,029 Jump! 180 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,189 - Stay! - Don't worry. 181 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,996 - Po! - Let him do it. 182 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,036 He's good. 183 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,193 There's always someone stronger when it comes to black magic. 184 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,235 Help! 185 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,075 Po. 186 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,991 You always fight at my place. 187 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,036 It's nothing. I'll thrash him. 188 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:16,113 Yesterday, master Huang, today, young mister Sze. 189 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,230 He was using black magic. 190 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,998 It's obvious that he's sly. 191 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,071 Don't provoke people. 192 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,033 - You bring me nothing but trouble. - It's not him. 193 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,149 He was teasing Pearl. 194 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,196 You should marry her! 195 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,989 She'll starve to death. 196 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,993 I give you one last chance. Before the boat celebration, 197 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,150 I want 60 kg of engagement cakes, 198 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,038 60 pounds of de comfreys and 600 chicken. 199 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,033 Otherwise I'll cancel the engagement. 200 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,035 Let's go. 201 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,150 What about tea? 202 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,031 The hell with tea! 203 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,110 Everything is fine. 204 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,116 Put away the tables. Quick! 205 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,991 Master, what happened? 206 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,038 This moron spoiled everything. 207 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,156 I'll get my revenge no matter what. 208 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,228 Do you have money problems? 209 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:34,033 You should sigh in front of the master. 210 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,195 Come! 211 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,109 Sigh. 212 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:53,028 Those 10 yuan is all I have. Take them. 213 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,189 It won't be enough. 214 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,235 Gamble them. Trust your luck. 215 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,112 10 will become 20, 20 will become 40, then 80, 160... 216 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,072 Then you lose it all! 217 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,193 I was thinking... Ho Li-Wan is selling his key money. 218 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,994 He wants 12 yuan for it but you can get it for 10. 219 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,229 He's a friend. 220 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,076 After that, you'll have to work hard. 221 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,197 If it works, you'll get rich. 222 00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,190 Your father-in-law will look upon you differently. 223 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:30,190 Let's find Ho Li-Wan. 224 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,155 - Thank you master. - Let's go. 225 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,115 What is it? 226 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,189 It's collector's items. 227 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:47,156 Oh, collector's items! 228 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:54,157 PO'S HSIN CHI 229 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,030 - Po. - Boss Ho. 230 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,998 I give you the rest. 231 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,149 Check if the count is right. 232 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:08,237 It's fine. I bought lands with this place. 233 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,075 It made my fortune. 234 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,118 I know, boss Ho. Thank you for selling it to me. 235 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,156 - Well, I'm going back across the street. - Across the street? 236 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:22,995 No. I opened a small business. Come when you have a chance. 237 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,076 Brother, did you do the opening? 238 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,196 - I was waiting for you. - Come! 239 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:52,231 THE REAL "HSIN CHI" IS HERE. 240 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,076 You see. 241 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,151 - A rice soup. - Here's a wheel as a gift. 242 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,988 Come and taste Po's rice soup. 243 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:08,990 It's very tasty. 244 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,155 It's hot. 245 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,236 Sorry for the waiting. Here's a place. 246 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,069 There's not even a fly. 247 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,070 Master. 248 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,156 So? How is business? 249 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:40,995 No customers so far. 250 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,196 You have to be patient. 251 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,195 I'll serve you a bowl. 252 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,193 No, I made a reservation across the street. I just came to see you. 253 00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,109 Uncle Nine. 254 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,151 - Congratulations. - Thank you. Have a sit. 255 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,195 I want a wheel with feathers. 256 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,229 How much does it cost? 257 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:16,079 It's free if you take a rice soup. 258 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,196 - How much? - 3. 259 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,031 All right, give me a wheel. 260 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,037 No need for the soup. 261 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,031 We'll have one over there. 262 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,109 It's a start. 263 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,235 We're out of crockery. 264 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,156 Business is too good. Take those bowls. 265 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,110 I'm hungry. Let's eat something across the street? 266 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,230 Go ahead! But don't ever come back here. 267 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,196 Heaven rewards the persevering. 268 00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,155 A customer will show. 269 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,195 Sir. 270 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,111 What do you want? 271 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,151 I'd like a rice soup. 272 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,190 You'll love it. 273 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,156 You're my first customer. 274 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,038 Here, I'm giving you a little more. 275 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,998 And some chives, it will be better. 276 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,030 How much? 277 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,076 3. 278 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,156 Thank you, good bye. 279 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,192 The only customer of the evening, and it's a ghost. 280 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,992 Funeral money! 281 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,118 - Mother, it's hot. - What? 282 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,156 I'm telling you that it's hot. 283 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,991 There's two of them! 284 00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,077 A blade is useless against a ghost. 285 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:32,032 I need a willow branch. 286 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,156 Why are you here? 287 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,991 To beat the hell outta ghosts. 288 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,115 Please listen to me. 289 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,156 Keep your sweet talk for you! 290 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,234 You've come to make a mess in our world. 291 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,033 I stayed for my mother. 292 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,149 You want me to swallow that? 293 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,116 Hung! 294 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,077 Hung! 295 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,155 Mother! 296 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,155 Mother, what do you have? 297 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,235 You're bleeding. 298 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,150 A ghost can't bleed. 299 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:24,199 Sir, listen to me. My mother doesn't know that I'm dead. 300 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,238 We're looking for 301 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,229 some people to take us in. 302 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:32,033 The soup I got from you was for her. 303 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:32,990 Please, spare me. 304 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,072 I'm the one who's begging you to spare me. 305 00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,035 Will you let me be? 306 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,190 No, you're the one who should let me be. 307 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,072 Hung, who are you talking to? 308 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,195 Is it your cousin? 309 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,039 Be generous, pretend to be my cousin. 310 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,189 I beg you to help me. 311 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,074 Don't wriggle, just nod if you accept. 312 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:03,149 Thank you. 313 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,196 Mother, I found my cousin. 314 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,189 Where is he? 315 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,037 Wen, you put on some weight. 316 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,190 Everybody's calling me Fat Wen. 317 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,996 He's inviting us at his home. 318 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,069 All right. 319 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:33,117 Let's go. 320 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,077 Don't say anything to the master. 321 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,071 You're really hiding a ghost? 322 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,151 It's temporary. 323 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:47,189 Richness will be yours! 324 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,155 You mean misfortune. 325 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,033 She won't be ungrateful if you help her. 326 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,189 What? 327 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:57,074 A ghost has powers that humans don't have. 328 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:57,996 Forget it. 329 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,196 But no! We'll ask her to help you. 330 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,195 Let's make her a gift. 331 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,235 Boss, an ingot. 332 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,152 Do it alone. Don't count on me. 333 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,037 Please draw the curtain. 334 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,195 Who are you? 335 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,150 Hoi, Po's co-disciple. 336 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,070 Hello, Hoi. 337 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,190 She really looks human. 338 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,155 Have a sit. 339 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,229 It's for you. 340 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,149 Thank you. 341 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,109 What can I do for you? 342 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,077 I don't know how to say it. 343 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,189 Then think about it. 344 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,076 Can you read minds? 345 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,075 Think about what you want. 346 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,155 That I help Po to get rich? 347 00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,189 You're very talented. 348 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,193 Ghosts can't commit crimes. 349 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,072 There are things that Heaven doesn't allow. 350 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,072 Some people are happy, some are miserable. 351 00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,153 Some are rich, some are poor. Nothing we can do about it. 352 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,997 And what if it's a bad person? 353 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,116 We can study the question. 354 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,236 Who is the most vile in the region? 355 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,116 Young mister Sze without a doubt. 356 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,996 Still talking to this bastard? 357 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,992 We have a solution, Hung agrees. 358 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,994 Have a rest. We'll take care of his fortune tonight. 359 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,195 What are you talking about? 360 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:21,072 Here's Pearl, my brother's fianc�e. 361 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,993 Our target is next to her. Sze is taking advantage of his power 362 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:27,149 to harm people. 363 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:28,235 Let's go swim. 364 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,149 What's his pastime? 365 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,116 Women. Watch him. 366 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,189 You're disgusting! 367 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:39,229 I'd like to slap him for sure. 368 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:42,155 I'll take care of it. 369 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,071 Pearl, you... 370 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,195 I know, Hung. 371 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,071 Perfect. Just like the real one. 372 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,117 I'm not free. 373 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,157 He's gone. 374 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:06,073 I'll start. Then it's up to you. 375 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,110 What are you up to? 376 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,991 We'll be rich. 377 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,235 Young mister Sze. 378 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,998 - I'm sorry for earlier. - It's nothing. 379 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,157 - What? - He took Pearl with him. 380 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,150 It's Hung. 381 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,152 It's the same. He's capable of anything. 382 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,196 - Wait. - Let's swim? 383 00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:35,038 Come to my house. 384 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,075 Welcome back, master. 385 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,196 Come, young mister Sze. 386 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,115 Take this. 387 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,155 Why is it shut? 388 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,072 Let's have another cup. 389 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,117 Change first. 390 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,075 Catch it! 391 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,073 Why are you kissing this vase? 392 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,116 What? It's not you? 393 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,236 Where are my antiquities? 394 00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:19,232 They're all here. 395 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,032 It's all right. 396 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,193 It's hampering. Remove it. 397 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,191 I know that you're a ghost. 398 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,078 The bitch is quite pretty! 399 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,076 I never raped a ghost yet. 400 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,155 He won't dare to do it! 401 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:06,195 You want to leave? 402 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,155 He's gonna do it! 403 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,069 Come! 404 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,071 What are you doing? 405 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,229 Help! 406 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,149 Go and save her! 407 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:23,989 I'm gonna rape you. 408 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,073 Here's a slap, you fucking ghost! 409 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,030 Let's go. 410 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,195 Stay here! 411 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,070 Pervert! 412 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,071 I don't exploit women. 413 00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:40,150 Master! 414 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:41,992 Give him a lesson. 415 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:42,996 Don't get any closer! 416 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,075 Do you still have something to say? 417 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,037 You're pretending to be virtuous 418 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,992 but you're trying to con me. 419 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,151 - Master! - Go away! 420 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,156 Your dignity will suffer 421 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,191 if I reveal this matter. 422 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,115 Let's go! 423 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,230 Leave! 424 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,998 Master, I almost raped the ghost. 425 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,071 The fat one spoiled everything. She was wonderful. 426 00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,192 Master, everything is my fault. She's not responsible. 427 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,032 Let her go. 428 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,035 We must put an end to this. 429 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,072 Master, please be more humane. 430 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,077 I am with humans. 431 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,075 Hoi. 432 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,071 Hung, don't be afraid. 433 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,032 Hung, don't show yourself. 434 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,075 Where did she go? 435 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,031 Master, no. 436 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,071 Go away! 437 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,110 I'll cut. 438 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,036 Hung! 439 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:24,155 What's this mess? 440 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,037 Who's there? 441 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,032 It's her mother. She's deaf and blind. 442 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,991 Don't separate them. 443 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,155 - Don't go together. - What? 444 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,069 Your daughter is dead. 445 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,031 Dead? 446 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,029 Wen! 447 00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,195 His name is Po, not Wen. 448 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,071 I lacked some filial devotion. 449 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,110 You're not generous. 450 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,069 Move away! 451 00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,109 I'll cut. 452 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,189 Forget it. 453 00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,998 Not the fire, she won't be able to reincarnate. 454 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,229 Go away quick! 455 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,190 - Don't get any closer or else I... - You what? 456 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,038 What? I'll hit you. 457 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:47,077 You'd dare? 458 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,029 Don't come! 459 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,999 What master you are! You show no compassion. 460 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,155 You're not my disciple any longer. 461 00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,156 Let's leave this evil place. 462 00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:17,118 Was it the soul or the body that got hurt? 463 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,077 It's the soul! 464 00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,998 It's raining hard. Let's go inside to have some tea. 465 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:34,075 Go if you want. 466 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,069 Listen to me carefully. 467 00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:44,152 Always be a disciple, never become a master. 468 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,189 Why, master? 469 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,199 Did you see? I dedicated myself to his instruction and he hit me. 470 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:55,159 He was wrong. How could he hit his master? 471 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,112 It comforts me to hear you say that. 472 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,119 I often tell him that even if the master is selfish, 473 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:11,035 stubborn, tyrannical, cruel, without heart, stingy, 474 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,076 he's still the master. 475 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:17,190 A saint can be wrong, so a master! 476 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,079 If the master is wrong, his disciple must give him advice, 477 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,229 and if he persists obstinately... 478 00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,149 If he persists obstinately? 479 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:31,119 Then, the heart full of respect, the jaws clenched, 480 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:33,993 we must hit, up, down and in the middle. 481 00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:36,109 Hit! 482 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,031 So he was right to hit me? 483 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,037 What would you have done? 484 00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,109 The same thing. 485 00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,195 Was I wrong? 486 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,115 Totally. 487 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:53,073 That's all I had to say. Hit me if you want. 488 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,155 If I really was wrong, 489 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,155 may the thunder rumble! 490 00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,031 Pure coincidence. 491 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,991 I really was wrong! 492 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,231 - Does it hurt? - No. 493 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,236 Hung, we should go. 494 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,031 Don't be afraid. 495 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,109 Master. 496 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,149 I was wrong. Forgive me. 497 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,031 But you can't stay here. 498 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,229 Let's go. 499 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,075 Impossible. 500 00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,232 So do we leave or not? Master, what shall we do? 501 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,111 Humans are Yang, ghosts are Yin. 502 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,237 Your mother is sick because of you. 503 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:58,150 IF you stay, Po will fade away too. 504 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,190 Stay away. What must we do then? 505 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,110 Come to my place. 506 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,111 To your place? Is it possible? 507 00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:11,033 I will harmonize the Yin and the Yang. What do you think? 508 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:14,994 I'm happy, 509 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,229 as long as I can take care of my mother. 510 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:20,195 Hoi, her mother's umbrella. 511 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,076 - One more thing. - What? 512 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:42,078 Hit me or I'll never be in peace with myself. 513 00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,230 No, or I'll always be in anguish. 514 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,109 You're so vindictive. 515 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,151 All right. Softly then. 516 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:57,195 What a strike! 517 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,117 Is that softly? 518 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,191 Yes, I restrained myself. 519 00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,035 I feel better. 520 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:18,118 Master wizard, will Po die? 521 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:21,075 You'll see. 522 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:05,033 I found his birth date at the registry office. 523 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,075 Have it back. 524 00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,116 Where do all those cockroaches come from? 525 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,116 Hey kiddo, what are you doing here? 526 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,118 I can't take it anymore. I'm abandoning this body. 527 00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,155 What do you want to do with him? 528 00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:43,151 What if we put his soul inside a pig? 529 00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:45,151 Anything is possible. 530 00:57:57,200 --> 00:58:01,034 But what will happen to his body if his soul is inside a pig? 531 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,997 He'll only be able to say two words. 532 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,236 - Which ones? - Fear and fright. 533 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,109 Fright. 534 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:13,235 Fear. 535 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,150 Brother. 536 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,151 Uncle Nine, what happened to Po? 537 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,996 He got scared and lost his soul. 538 00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,149 Is it true? 539 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,191 - You don't believe it? - Prove it. 540 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,190 Don't be frightened, don't be afraid. 541 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,149 Look, his soul is on the wall. 542 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:52,989 Did it make you feel dizzy? 543 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:56,988 Then you still have your soul. Po, it's impossible to make him dizzy. 544 00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:59,991 Try if you don't believe me. 545 00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,991 I'll get you some tea. 546 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:19,109 Don't be afraid. 547 00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,152 If he drinks Pearl's powder, his fear will pass. 548 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,118 He's unconscious. He can't be scared. 549 00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,189 All right. 550 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:34,072 Uncle Nine, can I help you? 551 00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:37,112 Get inside him so he doesn't get lost. 552 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:43,196 I'll bring back his soul tonight. Everything will be fine. 553 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,993 Don't worry, the sacred curtain is up. 554 00:59:56,160 --> 01:00:00,039 You can go. 555 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,072 Fat Po's soul, come back! 556 01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:15,152 Don't worry, I'm here. 557 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,191 - Why are you following me? - To call his soul. 558 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:26,032 It's stupid to stay together. Let's split. 559 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,074 Fat Po's soul, come back! 560 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,192 Don't worry, I'm here. 561 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,069 Heaven, 562 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,034 protect Uncle Nine, let him find Po's soul. 563 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,236 Hung, you don't feel anything. 564 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,189 Watch that Po doesn't catch a cold. 565 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:07,069 Mother, someone's coming. 566 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:10,190 - Are they back? - No. 567 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,156 Then go hide yourself. 568 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,109 Let's force the door. 569 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,069 Who are you looking for? 570 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,152 I'd like to make an offer of incense. 571 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,195 Please come in. 572 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:58,156 - Here's the incense. - Thank you. 573 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,158 Do you want to know the future? Your fortune? 574 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,077 I don't know yet. 575 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,190 Are you alone? 576 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:20,233 Yes, the master went out. He'll be back very soon. 577 01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:24,116 In this case I'm leaving. 578 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,071 I'll see you back to the door. 579 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,109 Good bye. 580 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:36,991 Safe return. 581 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,038 This person is dubious. 582 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:53,118 Hung, you can come. He's gone. 583 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,078 You're the one who pretended to be alone! 584 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,032 Hung, you're my favorite kind of woman. 585 01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,115 Watch what you're doing. 586 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,151 Hung, 587 01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,151 show yourself quick! 588 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,997 Show yourself! 589 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,235 You again? 590 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,110 Fright, fear. 591 01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,037 Don't be afraid. 592 01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,994 Mr. Sze, go get Mr. Chu so he can see that. 593 01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:03,035 All right. 594 01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:08,076 Don't be frightened, don't be afraid. 595 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,156 Drink. No ghost will ever visit you again. 596 01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:20,072 Even your own soul won't be able to return inside you. 597 01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,115 How can you do that? 598 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,991 Get lost! 599 01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,070 Drink fast! 600 01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,076 Quick, we're leaving. 601 01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,071 Let's go! 602 01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:19,997 - Will you come out? - No. 603 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,189 Don't be afraid. 604 01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,037 Come. 605 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,030 Po. 606 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,229 Look! 607 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,069 He was still fine yesterday. 608 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,993 Mr. Chu, your son-in-law has been haunted by this female ghost. 609 01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,155 Hung, what do you have? 610 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,151 Don't be afraid. 611 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:50,197 Is a total annihilation possible? 612 01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:55,031 No! 613 01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:07,109 What are you doing in my house? 614 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,073 You've obviously become crazy. 615 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:13,192 Putting a ghost inside a body! What are you doing? 616 01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:17,191 He wanted Pearl to marry Po to get Mr. Chu's wealth. 617 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,156 Who started this game? 618 01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,031 Someone took it on Po. 619 01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:27,152 The one who stole his soul 620 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,155 is a cruel spirit. 621 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:37,112 - Will Po recover? - Don't worry. He'll be fine. 622 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,029 Of course. 623 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,075 Hoi! 624 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:46,077 Move away! 625 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,116 Po's soul is inside this pig. 626 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,110 Put their mouths on each other. 627 01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:10,115 Pearl! 628 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:12,029 It's you! 629 01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,037 Po! Uncle Nine! 630 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,189 His soul isn't calmed yet. 631 01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,038 He'll wake up with the sun. 632 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,111 Who could have done that to him? 633 01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,031 We'll know the truth at his wakening. 634 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,189 I'm leaving. 635 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,991 Go back safely. 636 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,988 I'll visit him tomorrow. Let's go. 637 01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,116 Father, I'd like to stay. 638 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:40,075 It's none of your business. 639 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,117 Come! 640 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,196 You'll see him tomorrow. 641 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:56,073 He'll only wake up tomorrow? 642 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:59,032 No. You must press his temples with your hands, 643 01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:02,078 under his nose, and hit his fontanel. 644 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,029 He's waking up. 645 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,031 Almost done, keep going. 646 01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,155 Uncle Nine. 647 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:42,189 How is she doing? 648 01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:46,111 How is Hung doing? 649 01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,158 Half of her ghost life expectancy has been consumed. 650 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,157 I fear that she might dissolve and vanish forever. 651 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:06,189 Po. 652 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,232 You're safe. My mind is at ease now. 653 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,036 Master, save her. 654 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:29,999 Some Yang would save her but the life expectancy of the donor would be shortened. 655 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,195 The two of us are too old. 656 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:38,112 You're too weak. We need someone young. 657 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,071 Hoi! 658 01:10:44,200 --> 01:10:45,155 It's okay. 659 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,190 It's nothing if I only live two years less. 660 01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:54,151 Not with the mouth, she'd fully drain you. 661 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,031 - How then? - With the palms. 662 01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,150 - Where are you going? - I want to find them. 663 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,034 They'll come to get you during the night. Follow me. 664 01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:17,072 He'll talk tomorrow when he'll wake up. 665 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,111 He's already woken up. 666 01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:20,115 What now? 667 01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:25,029 Don't worry. I have something. Get Mr. Chu. 668 01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:27,149 This way. 669 01:11:31,200 --> 01:11:33,156 Mr. Chu, have a sit. 670 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:42,116 Where are your antiquities? 671 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:45,112 At the cleaning. There's only this one left. 672 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:51,155 Hurry up. 673 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,992 It'll be ready. 674 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,235 Is it ready? 675 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,109 Have him drink that. 676 01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,037 Mr. Chu, have a sit. 677 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:23,234 - Here's a nectar. - What is it? 678 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,149 It'll stimulate your... 679 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,158 - Will they really come? - Maybe. 680 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,038 - When? - Now or later. 681 01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:01,109 What do you mean? 682 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:04,990 I got it. 683 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,071 Close your eyes then. 684 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:26,109 Uncle Nine! 685 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:28,117 Help, uncle Nine. 686 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,031 Don't move! 687 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:46,072 She'll drain all your breath with the mouth. 688 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:50,153 Master, I didn't want to. She's the one who did it. 689 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:54,037 It looks like she's better 690 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,077 She's getting her ghostly appearance back. 691 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:01,034 Remember, I said not with the mouth. 692 01:14:14,040 --> 01:14:15,075 What's happening to you? 693 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,071 Master, I... 694 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:20,116 Fat ones always feel the need to do it. 695 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:24,998 Here! They're stuck again. 696 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:30,118 The bastard! He never listens. 697 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,031 Do you also have an emergency? 698 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:19,149 I'm almost done. 699 01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:40,158 Father-in-law, you're drunk. You have red eyes. 700 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,071 I'll clean up. 701 01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:48,195 What are you doing? 702 01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:10,078 Father-in-law, no! 703 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,155 Don't you recognize me? 704 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,994 It's me, your future son-in-law. 705 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,155 No! 706 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,076 Quiet! Drink some oil, it's a laxative. 707 01:16:34,240 --> 01:16:36,151 I mustn't hit him. 708 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:41,235 Master, help! 709 01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:45,112 I'm helping them. They'll die if I don't separate them. 710 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:58,033 Help me! My father-in-law is weird. 711 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:11,036 Master, is he possessed? 712 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,036 He's a victim of black magic. 713 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,109 What must we do? 714 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:17,112 Let's build an altar to counter-attack. 715 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,112 Master, the challenge. Do you know where the enemy is hiding? 716 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,235 We'll know it soon. 717 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:35,189 Hide under the table. 718 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:46,113 My move fights for uprightness, I'm brandishing the sword of justice, 719 01:17:46,160 --> 01:17:50,199 I'll never let evil cross the Yin river. 720 01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:19,075 Go back! 721 01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:39,156 You lost. I'm not playing anymore. 722 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:43,075 You're not playing anymore? 723 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,076 Master, my father-in-law, he... 724 01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:00,155 Get him out. 725 01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:09,189 Undo him. 726 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,115 Do you feel better? 727 01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,236 - Much better. - Bring Pearl back. 728 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,156 Hung, hurry up. 729 01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,036 He's been poisoned. 730 01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:45,070 By what? 731 01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:47,196 This poison comes from Yunnan. 732 01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:51,112 It's a poison of animal or vegetable origin. 733 01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:54,197 It's often a mix of eggs and seeds. 734 01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:57,190 It'll grow inside if we don't remove it. 735 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:05,155 It's the vegetable kind. 736 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,149 We must not remove it 737 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:10,232 because its root is already holding the intestines. 738 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,235 We have to inject some urine through the wound. 739 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,071 It'll drown the root. 740 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,110 Father! 741 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,117 We must find the poisoner. 742 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:25,071 You two, take care of him. 743 01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,111 Where can we find this poisoner? 744 01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:31,151 A purple puff appeared east 745 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:35,152 during the fight. So, he must be west. 746 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:38,076 He's wounded, he won't get far. 747 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:39,195 Get ready! 748 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,156 - It's the right way. - Good. 749 01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:54,997 - Are you tired? - A little bit. 750 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,195 I'll help you. 751 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,069 Let's go. 752 01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:06,038 - Is it lighter? - Much lighter. 753 01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:24,074 It's full of quails. 754 01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:26,155 Leave her! 755 01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:28,189 Watch her neck. 756 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:30,110 A bell. 757 01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:32,156 She's keeping the place. 758 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:34,196 Let's not get lured. 759 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:41,069 The heart only follows one way, the 2 eyes stick together, 760 01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,196 the 3 beings become one, 761 01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:46,235 the 4 limbs are full of energy, the 5... 762 01:22:48,040 --> 01:22:50,156 Go to 6, if your memory fails you. 763 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:52,149 What's it got to do with you? 764 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,109 Blacky, don't sleep. 765 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,037 Animals smells. 766 01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,071 Does it come from Blacky? 767 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:14,189 Master, look. 768 01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:24,078 Go away, Blacky. No need to sacrifice yourself. 769 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:28,030 Run! 770 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:31,037 Good bye. 771 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,194 What do we do now? 772 01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:49,232 Calm down. We're going. Maybe they don't bite. 773 01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:58,030 Careful! 774 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:07,071 Our stuff is distracting them? 775 01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:09,071 Put it down. 776 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,190 Let's walk sideways. 777 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:42,189 I assail you! 778 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:52,189 I assail you! 779 01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:58,190 It's good thing you're running fast! 780 01:25:03,160 --> 01:25:04,149 Let's go in. 781 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:14,038 Uncle Poison, spare me. 782 01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:18,231 I'll do whatever you want. 783 01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:23,234 Uncle Nine, help! 784 01:25:26,200 --> 01:25:29,192 He won't rescue you, he'll kill you. 785 01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:33,152 The two of you did a lot of evil. 786 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,111 You deserve death. 787 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:38,988 But if you give us the antidote now 788 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,071 I'll spare your miserable lives. 789 01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:43,196 And I'll let Heaven take care of you. 790 01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:47,994 Only hatred is ruling this land. 791 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:52,119 The life of a man is worthless. Why wasting your time with me? 792 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:56,995 You want the antidote? It's in his belly. 793 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,997 You have to disembowel him 794 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,230 before the pill melts. 795 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:08,073 No. Uncle Poison, save me! 796 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,156 - Master. - What is it? 797 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,117 Bewitched persons. 798 01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,111 Bewitched pigs? 799 01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,151 No, bewitched persons! 800 01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,156 Oh, bewitched pigs. 801 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,149 Pierce his navel. 802 01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:58,149 Attack his navel! 803 01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:31,229 Hoi! Master! 804 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,036 I'm fine. Master! 805 01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:39,075 I'm fine. 806 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:52,115 Fucking shit! 807 01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:13,117 Master, are you all right? 808 01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:14,991 Poison gas! 809 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:21,991 Attack at 7 inches! 810 01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:00,195 Master, are you all right? 811 01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:09,151 The snakes are dead. 812 01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:43,235 Excuse me. 813 01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:50,109 Old wizard! 814 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,189 Get out of here! 815 01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,155 Gut him! 816 01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:18,033 I was wrong. Don't disembowel me. 817 01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:19,069 It's useless. 818 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:23,159 The antidote melted. It went down to the bottom of his trunk. 819 01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:27,031 - My father-in-law is done for? - No. 820 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:31,079 Let's castrate him. If he sucks his thing, he can heal. 821 01:33:33,040 --> 01:33:35,190 - My father-in-law, suck... - Otherwise he'll die. 822 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:39,234 Can I make a request? 823 01:33:40,240 --> 01:33:41,195 Speak. 824 01:33:43,040 --> 01:33:45,190 Can he suck it first and cut it off later? 54080

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