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(WYNONNA): Previously
on "Wynonna Earp"...
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Gloria Valdez.
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She's like some kind of scientist?
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We think it leads to
another way into the garden.
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Help us find Dr. Gloria Valdez.
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(RACHEL): My mom's
not one of the bodies.
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Wherever Waverly is, she's not safe.
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- Wynonna!
- We have to get to her.
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Go!
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(DOC): What is this place?
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The blood has to be fresh.
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- (DOC): Let's use him up.
- Bought us more time.
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Shut up and run!
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Wynonna!
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Sheriff Haught.
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At least you are wearing a smile.
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Nicole!
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Nicole!
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(ZOMBIE GROWLING)
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Girl, you are in a league of your own.
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Lady, we gotta leave.
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How far down does it go?
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- All the way.
- Ah!
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My sister's girlfriend is
mutant meat or a pancake!
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- Waverly's gonna kill me!
- They're gonna kill you!
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- I'm gone.
- Haught! Stay alive!
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I'm gonna come find you!
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You are here!
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I am!
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But how are you here?
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And, uh...
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Why did your garments not accompany you?
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Ahh! Oh my God! Don't look at me!
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- I was not!
- Do not look at me!
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I would never!
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Although...
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- Sheriff Haught...
- Oh my God!
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I have seen many a fine
formed women in my lifetime.
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- Nope! Nope.
- This is nothing to me,
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this is merely water off a duck's back.
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Well, I am not a damn duck,
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so stop talking and find
me something to wear!
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- I cannot get in.
- And I can't get out.
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I shall fetch help.
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And pants.
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And Waverly.
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I will get Waverly!
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Waverly!
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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♪ 'Cause I gave you all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't no way to live ♪
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♪ So I told that devil ♪
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♪ To take you back ♪
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♪ I told that devil ♪
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♪ To take you back ♪
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(DOC): Waverly.
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Waverly Earp!
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Hey!
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The fire's died down.
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You know...
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Also, we built a fire?
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You cut your hand. You fed the machine.
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Don't you know how dangerous this is?
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No, and neither do you.
We don't know anything!
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I know I swore to protect you!
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And I am trying to protect this place,
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just like my father did.
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Since when?
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Stop talking nonsense and listen!
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I am a fully grown half-angel.
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And an adult human lady!
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Speaking of adult, Nicole is here!
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What? Where? How?
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She's in this hole
just a way back there.
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Next time, maybe lead with that!
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Well, Lord knows I tried!
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Well...
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Are you sure it's her?
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I saw her with my own two eyes.
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How does she look?
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Um...
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I think you will be pleased.
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(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
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Eat wood!
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- Ugh!
- My bad.
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Teenagers are the worst!
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Has anyone in history
ever noted that before?
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I said, my bad.
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(GROWLING)
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Those things are everywhere.
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"Those things" used to
be brilliant physicists.
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They were working on some
inter-dimensional gateway.
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- To the Garden?
- Whatever it was,
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Black Badge was trying to weaponize it.
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But once they actually
got the thing to open,
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BBD panicked and gassed everyone.
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It's the 2005 Chili
Cookoff all over again...
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minus the edibles-laced cornbread,
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and Hollaback Girl on repeat.
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You might be even weirder than me.
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And my best friend for
six months has been a rat.
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There's gotta be another way
to get into the lower levels.
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If your friend fell into the lab,
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she's already bread
for the walking dead.
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But if she fell into the gate room...
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Yeah, she fell into the gate room.
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Because you want that to be true?
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Hey, you know what?
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What are you doing here, kid? Huh?
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You've been camping out here
at mutant manor for what?
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Months? Years?
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I can't leave my mom, okay?
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I know the chances of Dr. Gloria Valdez
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having survived is more unlikely
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than an anti-vaxxer who Botoxes,
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but I need to know what happened to her.
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And if I find proof
she bit it, I bounce.
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Were you home-schooled, kid?
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'Cause you might want
to workshop that eulogy.
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All I'm trying to say is...
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if the gas turned her
totally toxic Avenger,
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I'll take care of it. Like...
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(MIMICS SLICING AND CHOKING NOISES)
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- That means I kill her myself.
- I cracked that code.
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- Yeah, okay.
- (ZOMBIE GROWLING)
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- Rachel...
- Shh!
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(LOUD GROWLING)
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Yeah, I'll tell you later.
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Rachel, we can't hide forever.
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I'm gonna go find Nicole
with or without you.
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Okay, okay yeah.
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There is another way into the lab.
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But we really need
three people to get in.
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Well, we have two.
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And bonus, they're both
super fucking weird.
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So listen, we can help
each other, alright?
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But I'm not leaving this
place until I find my friend.
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And I didn't bring any deodorant.
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- I can tell.
- Nope,
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not abandoning any of 'em.
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My Haught cop. My celestial sister.
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My vampire baby daddy.
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Your life is wildin', girl.
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Together.
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(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
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(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
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- (WAVERLY): Nicole! Baby!
- Waverly?
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You're here, you're really here! How?!
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- How are you here?
- I have no idea!
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It's so foggy. For a second I was there,
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and then I was...
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Wow.
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Are you okay?
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Are you?
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Get in here and check.
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What? Oh, God!
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Baby, you're in some
sort of silo prison.
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Yeah, and Doc saw me naked!
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But it's fine, I'm over it, so...
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So, where is everyone else?
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Is Purgatory okay?
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Did you see Wynonna?
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No, it's just...
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it's just me.
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Here with you, now.
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God, it's really you.
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(SINISTER MUSIC)
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Waverly...
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Who else would I be?
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Wynonna!
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Argh!
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I'm down here, I'm still alive!
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(GROANING)
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Ow.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Oh, walnuts.
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(GROWLING)
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MAN: Who are you?
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The lab is kept deoxygenated
to keep the samples sterile.
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All those words make me itchy.
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Unless you want to suffocate,
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we have to wear
decontamination suits and masks.
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Ebola outbreak, but
make it fashion. Got it.
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We have to cross the lab
to get into the gate room.
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But first, we need to find a keycard
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that opens the door to the gate room.
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(WYNONNA SIGHS)
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And where do we think that is?
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Around the neck of some
mutant Black Badge scientists.
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The good news is
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they tend to stay dormant, in stasis,
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unless you wake them.
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Say, with a beaver blaster?
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Is everything a sex joke to you?
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I do try to scissor one
in as often as possible.
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(WYNONNA CHUCKLING)
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So how do we do this?
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I have to find the other keycard.
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And once we're in the gate room,
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we have to swipe both
cards simultaneously
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to reopen whatever portal
my mom was working on.
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We'll only have one chance
to find what's at the bottom
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- of the Nic-hole.
- And the lab is full
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of rabid lab coats.
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So whatever you do, keep it quiet.
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What?
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We could short circuit the force field?
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- But with what?
- Ah! There!
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That's better! Slay!
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Lemme guess: Island of
Lesbos, resort collection?
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What the hell is that?
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It's just time to feed the machine.
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The machine?
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It is my turn.
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- I will go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Guys? There's a machine?
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Yeah. It runs on blood.
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Human blood.
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Yeah, we have to feed it... blood.
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Sure. Okay.
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So what happens if you didn't?
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Feed it, I mean?
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I do not think we want to find out.
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Wow. This place is a lot.
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I still don't understand
how you got here.
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Yeah. Me neither.
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Baby?
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I have got to get out
of this cage, okay?
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'Cause these cherry
blossoms, this force field,
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they're not my friends.
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- (DEEP RESONATING VOCALS)
- Do you hear that?
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I'm pretty sure I don't.
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It's calling to me.
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The throne. My father's throne.
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Julian.
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Kevin said that I would sit on it,
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to save the world.
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And that I would turn to stone.
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Ha...
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Waverly...
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Baby, you've already sacrificed so much.
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Yeah, well, I'm not the only one.
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Doc became a vampire to save us.
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Oh.
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Is that why he did it?
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Yeah, see...
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I thought he was just scared
to grow old and... die.
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- That's pretty harsh.
- I'm sorry.
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Look, I think I'm just hangry.
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Yeah, well, imagine being Doc.
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He hasn't fed in days.
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(ALARM BLARING, METAL CREAKING)
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Ah, there, there, you old boot.
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You need more blood? I know the feeling.
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(TENSE MUSIC)
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(DOOR OPENING)
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(DOOR LOCKING)
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Ugh!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(GASPS, GAS HISSING)
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Everything's gone to
shit, must be Tuesday!
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- (GROWLING)
- No way, not today.
265
00:10:34,312 --> 00:10:36,212
(GROANING) When I dreamt about dying,
266
00:10:36,214 --> 00:10:38,848
it involved me in Waverly's arms
267
00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,816
and Waverly in Sara Lance cosplay.
268
00:10:40,818 --> 00:10:42,719
(GROWLING, NICOLE SHOUTING)
269
00:10:43,621 --> 00:10:45,388
The garden is coming to life.
270
00:10:48,813 --> 00:10:50,480
You're not wearing Bulshar's ring.
271
00:10:51,295 --> 00:10:53,129
Well, yeah, I...
272
00:10:53,131 --> 00:10:55,698
I guess he's gone now. Bulshar.
273
00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:59,236
Oh yeah, we smote that
basic bish but good.
274
00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:03,738
Smoted? Smited?
275
00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:07,143
Hey, did you ever think to ask him
276
00:11:07,145 --> 00:11:08,843
why he was trying so hard
277
00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:10,112
to get in here in the first place?
278
00:11:10,114 --> 00:11:12,281
I just assumed, like
most balding sociopaths,
279
00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:13,381
he wanted to play God.
280
00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:14,817
(LAUGHING) Woman,
281
00:11:14,819 --> 00:11:17,118
look around!
282
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,621
God...
283
00:11:18,623 --> 00:11:21,358
hasn't been here for a long, long time.
284
00:11:22,693 --> 00:11:25,561
Yup. He hit it,
285
00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:28,364
then he quit it. Left humanity on read.
286
00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:31,232
Maybe we should just,
like, chill on the God talk.
287
00:11:31,234 --> 00:11:33,702
And what kind of batshit
288
00:11:33,704 --> 00:11:35,971
playground experiment
for creation was this?
289
00:11:35,973 --> 00:11:37,907
You know, there was a guy,
290
00:11:37,909 --> 00:11:39,708
when Doc and I first got here.
291
00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:41,710
He called this place a prison.
292
00:11:41,712 --> 00:11:44,346
And then he sort of
chopped off his own head.
293
00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:45,581
Men.
294
00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,716
So dramatic, right?
295
00:11:47,718 --> 00:11:49,185
Yeah, I guess.
296
00:11:49,187 --> 00:11:51,754
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
297
00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:55,191
So are you, like, super pissed
that Wynonna drugged you?
298
00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:57,092
The things I'm pissed about...
299
00:11:57,094 --> 00:11:59,329
well, it's a long list.
300
00:11:59,331 --> 00:12:00,429
But...
301
00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:02,631
all will be remedied
302
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,767
one by one by one,
303
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:06,469
just as soon as I get out of here.
304
00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:08,772
Baby.
305
00:12:11,175 --> 00:12:13,775
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
My mask. I can't breathe.
306
00:12:13,777 --> 00:12:15,444
What's it called
307
00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:17,013
when you don't get enough oxygen
308
00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:19,817
and you feel drank, and you start to...
309
00:12:22,286 --> 00:12:24,253
(WYNONNA GIGGLING)
310
00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:25,754
You're getting hypoxeia.
311
00:12:25,756 --> 00:12:27,523
Yeah. Talk about silent but deadly.
312
00:12:27,525 --> 00:12:29,725
Mask leak, c'est chic.
313
00:12:29,727 --> 00:12:30,893
(LAUGHING)
314
00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:33,195
Oh, get back down there, mister!
315
00:12:33,197 --> 00:12:35,030
- Shut up.
- Oh shit.
316
00:12:35,032 --> 00:12:37,600
Oh! Nice to see you, mute-aunt,
317
00:12:37,602 --> 00:12:39,102
where's my mute-uncle?
318
00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:43,138
Nowhere. Bad for brain.
319
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:44,940
We're good, we're good.
320
00:12:44,942 --> 00:12:46,809
Nice one, lil' baby condom!
321
00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:48,911
- But which, which is which?
- I don't know!
322
00:12:48,913 --> 00:12:51,814
(NICOLE BREATHING QUICKLY)
323
00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:53,282
(SCREAMING)
324
00:12:53,284 --> 00:12:54,718
(PANTING)
325
00:12:56,087 --> 00:12:58,221
(LABORED BREATHING)
326
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:02,358
(SCREAMING, ZOMBIE GROWLING)
327
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,126
(GIGGLING)
328
00:13:04,128 --> 00:13:05,828
(SCREAMING)
329
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:08,365
Fuck you! Yeah!
330
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,935
Who's a girl gotta screw
around here to get a gun?
331
00:13:12,937 --> 00:13:14,103
Hiya, Red!
332
00:13:14,105 --> 00:13:16,171
Wynonna!
333
00:13:16,173 --> 00:13:17,773
(GROWLING)
334
00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,775
Hi! Who's your crawl-y friend?
335
00:13:19,777 --> 00:13:22,745
(SCREAMING)
336
00:13:22,747 --> 00:13:24,680
(LABORED BREATHING)
337
00:13:24,682 --> 00:13:26,650
(GIGGLING)
338
00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:30,287
She almost killed us, getting to you.
339
00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,622
- What's wrong with her?
- Hypoxia.
340
00:13:33,624 --> 00:13:36,724
(LAUGHING) I wasn't gettin' no oxygen.
341
00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:38,994
Okay? None.
342
00:13:38,996 --> 00:13:40,496
You're something else, Earp.
343
00:13:40,498 --> 00:13:42,605
I don't ever half ass it.
344
00:13:42,607 --> 00:13:44,667
I ass and a half it.
345
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:47,002
Whatever you are, you're...
346
00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:48,304
you're my ass.
347
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:50,390
That sounds kinda lesbian.
348
00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:51,893
Ugh!
349
00:13:52,877 --> 00:13:54,945
(TENSE MUSIC)
350
00:13:59,350 --> 00:14:01,250
Well, I'll be damned.
351
00:14:01,252 --> 00:14:02,919
Not literally, I hope.
352
00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:14,364
Nicole.
353
00:14:21,072 --> 00:14:23,340
The many faces of Nicole.
354
00:14:27,712 --> 00:14:29,679
Not Nicole.
355
00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:32,882
An imposter.
356
00:14:35,686 --> 00:14:37,854
This prison is not for us.
357
00:14:39,523 --> 00:14:42,759
It is for the thing I left
Waverly alone with!
358
00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:51,735
(ALARM BLARING, METAL CREAKING)
359
00:14:56,907 --> 00:14:59,808
Her leg is definitely broken
in at least two places.
360
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:02,211
- (BONE CRACKING)
- Oh! Ah! Ah!
361
00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:04,246
- Three.
- It's okay.
362
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:05,981
When we get out of
here, I'm going to draw
363
00:15:05,983 --> 00:15:07,249
a bunch of dicks on your cast.
364
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:08,917
(WHIMPERING) That's really sweet.
365
00:15:08,919 --> 00:15:10,486
You know, from a fall like that,
366
00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:12,121
I still think I got off pretty easy.
367
00:15:12,123 --> 00:15:14,123
(WYNONNA): Well, we all like to get off.
368
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,494
But you, please, have
to stop dropping things.
369
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:21,697
You know, if this is a
proposal, I gotta say...
370
00:15:21,699 --> 00:15:24,033
it's missing some baby carrots.
371
00:15:24,035 --> 00:15:25,593
I don't know what that means.
372
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,396
It means, I'm already spoken for.
373
00:15:28,372 --> 00:15:30,539
I just haven't had a
chance to tell Waverly that.
374
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:32,108
(VOICE BREAKING)
375
00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:36,412
Sheriff, I'm sick and tired of listening
376
00:15:36,414 --> 00:15:38,380
to all the disgustingly
hot premarital sex
377
00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:40,416
- you're having in my house.
- You've been listening?
378
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:43,298
So let's go make you
make an honest woman
379
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,700
out of my little sister.
380
00:15:45,864 --> 00:15:47,531
Nicole Haught,
381
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:48,957
will you open the back door
382
00:15:48,959 --> 00:15:50,493
to the maybe garden of Eden with me?
383
00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:53,932
(RACHEL): No one's opening anything.
384
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:56,733
Is that... ?
385
00:15:57,868 --> 00:15:59,869
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
386
00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:05,307
Dr. Gloria Valdez.
387
00:16:05,309 --> 00:16:08,877
My mom died trying to
keep this portal shut.
388
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,712
Try to change that and I'll kill you.
389
00:16:10,714 --> 00:16:11,981
(TENSE MUSIC)
390
00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:17,553
Doc was supposed to feed the machine!
391
00:16:17,555 --> 00:16:19,628
Yeah, and he failed. Again!
392
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,197
Big surprise!
393
00:16:22,493 --> 00:16:23,525
What's happening?
394
00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:26,028
Let freedom reign.
395
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:28,263
Friggin' finally!
396
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:29,965
(NICOLE LAUGHING)
397
00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,801
(WARBLED EXPLOSION)
398
00:16:33,104 --> 00:16:35,905
Ah-ha! Thank you, Waverly!
399
00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:40,476
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
400
00:16:40,478 --> 00:16:41,478
Come on.
401
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:53,889
Wait. Nicole...
402
00:16:53,891 --> 00:16:56,592
- You taste like...
- (DOC): Waverly!
403
00:16:56,594 --> 00:16:59,103
Waverly, get away from her!
That thing is not Nicole!
404
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,112
Like sulfur.
405
00:17:01,114 --> 00:17:02,414
(DEMONIC VOICE): Why are the smoke shows
406
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:03,699
always dumb as shit?
407
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:05,767
God, if you hurt the real Nicole...
408
00:17:05,769 --> 00:17:07,836
Oh, sweetie...
409
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:09,439
I'm going to hurt all of you.
410
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:11,840
You can call me Eve.
411
00:17:11,842 --> 00:17:13,310
Stay away from her!
412
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:16,278
And the important thing is, I'm out.
413
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,081
Ah!
414
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,481
(GROWLING)
415
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,200
Rachel!
416
00:17:23,202 --> 00:17:24,935
Your Mom wouldn't want this for you.
417
00:17:24,937 --> 00:17:26,603
Stop pretending like you know her.
418
00:17:26,605 --> 00:17:27,771
I know how your mom felt.
419
00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:29,594
'Cause I would die to save my sister.
420
00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:31,030
Or kill.
421
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,144
Anyone.
422
00:17:33,946 --> 00:17:35,379
Everyone.
423
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:37,315
Wynonna, tell her the truth.
424
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,853
I really did lose my
Mom, a lot of people,
425
00:17:41,855 --> 00:17:43,355
when I was young, but I grew up.
426
00:17:43,357 --> 00:17:45,424
And now you have to.
427
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:47,237
Your mom did this so you could.
428
00:17:47,239 --> 00:17:49,240
Wynonna knew your mom was dead.
429
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,236
Before we even got here.
430
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,472
Narc.
431
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,947
You lied to me.
432
00:17:58,483 --> 00:18:00,650
- You're Black Badge.
- No.
433
00:18:00,652 --> 00:18:02,486
- We're two friends.
- Best friends.
434
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:08,458
She said it first, there's
no take-backs right?
435
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:12,128
... who love the same angel
more than anything in the world.
436
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,197
You're...
437
00:18:14,065 --> 00:18:15,465
You're polygamists?
438
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,935
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
439
00:18:17,937 --> 00:18:19,905
Something is happening on
the other side of the door,
440
00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:21,140
I've got to get through!
441
00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:27,477
They just, they just
left her here to rot.
442
00:18:27,479 --> 00:18:29,080
I couldn't save her.
443
00:18:29,082 --> 00:18:30,916
Well, let us save someone else.
444
00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:32,218
(WAVERLY SCREAMING)
445
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,054
Whatever you are,
Doc's going to kill you.
446
00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:35,919
Ah, save your heteronormative
447
00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:38,254
hero hogwash for humanity, sweetie,
448
00:18:38,256 --> 00:18:41,324
which incidentally, I preclude by eons.
449
00:18:41,326 --> 00:18:43,625
Just say you're old,
you pretentious bitch!
450
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,962
I am a nightmare unto the world.
451
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:47,997
And your cherubic little daddy died
452
00:18:47,999 --> 00:18:49,799
before he could teach
you how to save it.
453
00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:52,001
- (WAVERLY SCREAMING)
- From me!
454
00:18:52,003 --> 00:18:54,637
Ah! For once I wish
we'd just take on a demon
455
00:18:54,639 --> 00:18:56,307
that isn't such a talker, you know?
456
00:18:57,153 --> 00:18:59,509
(SHRIEKING)
457
00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:00,777
(GASPING)
458
00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,845
Well, it's not all bad news.
459
00:19:02,847 --> 00:19:04,681
See, you succeeded
where the snake failed.
460
00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,983
You freed me from this prison.
461
00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:09,887
You and your cute little cowboy.
462
00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:15,458
I am a gunslinger, you amateur.
463
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,794
(WAVERLY SCREAMING)
464
00:19:17,796 --> 00:19:19,763
(INTENSE MUSIC)
465
00:19:20,732 --> 00:19:23,666
The best in the west! (LAUGHING)
466
00:19:23,668 --> 00:19:26,036
Hi, gorgeous! Ya miss me?
467
00:19:27,472 --> 00:19:29,439
(GASPING)
468
00:19:29,441 --> 00:19:31,042
But I screwed all this up.
469
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:33,376
Hey, your mistakes do not define you.
470
00:19:33,378 --> 00:19:35,511
This crazy chick
471
00:19:35,513 --> 00:19:38,315
without a gun is living proof of that.
472
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,717
Nicole and I are going
through that portal
473
00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:42,185
to rescue our people
474
00:19:42,187 --> 00:19:44,655
and all the bullets in the
world are not gonna stop us.
475
00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:52,557
You just wanted to punch her again.
476
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,027
I can't believe I may be
stuck with you forever.
477
00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:56,529
(POUNDING)
478
00:19:57,411 --> 00:19:58,811
(NICOLE): It's cracking.
479
00:19:58,813 --> 00:20:00,770
Oh shit, shit, shit!
480
00:20:00,772 --> 00:20:02,572
Well, if we're going
to get into the garden,
481
00:20:02,574 --> 00:20:04,141
we do it now, this is our only way out.
482
00:20:04,909 --> 00:20:06,909
(CHUCKLING) Oh!
483
00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:10,513
Wow, you are real handsome
when you lose control.
484
00:20:10,515 --> 00:20:12,348
You do not get to speak as him.
485
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:14,250
(GRUNTING)
486
00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:15,785
Please, Holliday. Please.
487
00:20:15,787 --> 00:20:17,954
Don't hurt me.
488
00:20:17,956 --> 00:20:19,590
Shut your lying mouth.
489
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:23,459
(GASPING, COUGHING)
490
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,862
Earth angel brought a demon.
491
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,131
Smart.
492
00:20:29,434 --> 00:20:31,334
- Doc!
- You're one of us!
493
00:20:31,336 --> 00:20:33,336
When are you gonna
man up and pick a side?
494
00:20:33,338 --> 00:20:36,172
From the devil that
cannot even pick a face.
495
00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:38,074
Don't think about leaving!
496
00:20:38,076 --> 00:20:39,542
I'm not done with you yet.
497
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,077
You are done.
498
00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:44,648
(BOTH SCREAMING)
499
00:20:46,217 --> 00:20:48,117
(SINISTER MUSIC)
500
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:51,588
And you will never touch her aga...
501
00:20:52,724 --> 00:20:54,057
(LABORED BREATHING)
502
00:20:54,059 --> 00:20:55,725
Doc.
503
00:20:55,727 --> 00:20:57,061
How could you?
504
00:20:58,897 --> 00:21:00,464
I love you.
505
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:03,900
- Enough.
- More than.
506
00:21:03,902 --> 00:21:06,936
Come now, we are vamoosing.
507
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,939
I cannot let Eve leave her prison.
508
00:21:09,774 --> 00:21:12,876
- We will not.
- I will not.
509
00:21:13,978 --> 00:21:17,113
(DOC SCREAMING)
510
00:21:17,115 --> 00:21:19,183
(SIZZLING)
511
00:21:21,986 --> 00:21:24,154
(INTENSE MUSIC)
512
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,318
(POUNDING)
513
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,020
Do these even connected to anything
514
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,728
or is it just like that
door close button
515
00:21:31,730 --> 00:21:34,063
- on the elevator?
- Yank the...
516
00:21:34,065 --> 00:21:35,632
Tug the...
517
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:38,401
Yeah, fine, everything
is a sex joke, okay?
518
00:21:38,403 --> 00:21:40,337
- (POUNDING)
- Guys, they're almost inside!
519
00:21:41,272 --> 00:21:43,006
Toss her your gun!
520
00:21:44,642 --> 00:21:47,243
- (GUNSHOT RICOCHETING)
- Ah!
521
00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:49,078
With the safety on!
522
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,413
- I'm sorry!
- (POUNDING)
523
00:21:50,415 --> 00:21:52,081
Key cards, we gotta the thing
524
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,649
with the key cards!
525
00:21:53,651 --> 00:21:57,153
Ready? One, two, three!
526
00:21:57,155 --> 00:22:00,022
(BEEPING, MACHINE POWERING UP)
527
00:22:00,024 --> 00:22:01,624
Holy shit.
528
00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:03,360
Lit like a Fukushima weekend.
529
00:22:05,130 --> 00:22:08,598
Red... Don't let all my
tricep dips go to waste.
530
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,333
Ah! My leg's broken!
531
00:22:10,335 --> 00:22:12,402
Well, suck it up,
Sheriff, she needs you!
532
00:22:12,404 --> 00:22:13,736
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
533
00:22:13,738 --> 00:22:15,471
No, Doc and Waverly need you,
534
00:22:15,473 --> 00:22:16,572
they need the Earp heir.
535
00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,841
I need medical attention.
536
00:22:18,843 --> 00:22:20,309
Don't you dare do this to me,
537
00:22:20,311 --> 00:22:22,678
not after all your guilt
trips and your punching.
538
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,547
Yeah, we do have fun, don't we?
539
00:22:24,549 --> 00:22:26,983
(BREATHY LAUGHTER, ZOMBIES GROWLING)
540
00:22:26,985 --> 00:22:29,352
They're almost inside. They'll kill you.
541
00:22:29,354 --> 00:22:30,687
Not a chance.
542
00:22:31,555 --> 00:22:34,957
I'm gonna be waiting for
you back in Purgatory.
543
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,026
Nicole, Nicole. I can't.
544
00:22:37,028 --> 00:22:39,195
(SOFT MUSIC)
545
00:22:39,197 --> 00:22:41,063
I can't do this without you.
546
00:22:41,065 --> 00:22:44,234
Actually, only you can.
547
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:48,204
It has to be you, Wynonna.
548
00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:50,107
It was always gonna be you.
549
00:22:53,178 --> 00:22:54,711
(GROWLING)
550
00:22:55,713 --> 00:22:57,614
The gate is closing!
551
00:23:01,186 --> 00:23:03,486
Don't you dare leave her alone.
552
00:23:03,488 --> 00:23:05,155
I won't. I swear.
553
00:23:08,526 --> 00:23:09,926
I'll see you at home.
554
00:23:09,928 --> 00:23:11,261
All of you.
555
00:23:12,063 --> 00:23:13,964
(INTENSE MUSIC)
556
00:23:17,302 --> 00:23:19,937
- Ahh!
- Earp!
557
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,607
Argh!
558
00:23:25,276 --> 00:23:26,743
Huh?
559
00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:31,915
(PANTING)
560
00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:36,153
Oh, man.
561
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:38,888
Titanic taught a whole
generation of chicks
562
00:23:38,890 --> 00:23:41,291
they can just throw
away jewelry, like "hey!"
563
00:23:41,293 --> 00:23:43,759
- (INTENSE MUSIC)
- Come on.
564
00:23:43,761 --> 00:23:45,695
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
565
00:23:45,697 --> 00:23:47,130
I'm already here.
566
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,235
And I'm only wearing half a shirt.
567
00:23:52,704 --> 00:23:54,104
I'm gonna catch a cold.
568
00:24:05,175 --> 00:24:08,077
(INTENSE MUSIC)
569
00:24:09,846 --> 00:24:11,746
I know you're probably evil,
570
00:24:11,748 --> 00:24:13,516
but minus the shears
through your stomach,
571
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:15,953
whatever you're doing
with your bod is working.
572
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,422
Are you a clone?
573
00:24:18,348 --> 00:24:19,714
Wy-Clone-A?
574
00:24:19,716 --> 00:24:21,350
(DEMONIC VOICE): I am Eve.
575
00:24:22,385 --> 00:24:24,052
I'm Death.
576
00:24:24,054 --> 00:24:25,353
God...
577
00:24:25,355 --> 00:24:26,821
is my voice really that annoying?
578
00:24:26,823 --> 00:24:30,858
I am going to flay your friends alive
579
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,228
and strangle you with their skin.
580
00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:36,030
Jesus, Orphan Whack.
581
00:24:36,032 --> 00:24:37,699
Take a Midol and a nap.
582
00:24:37,701 --> 00:24:38,867
(DOC): Waverly!
583
00:24:40,971 --> 00:24:42,437
Okay.
584
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,406
Well, at least I know
I'm in the right place.
585
00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:47,343
(GROANING)
586
00:24:53,516 --> 00:24:55,517
Fucking humans.
587
00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:07,096
Eve cannot escape.
588
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:13,035
She cannot be allowed to
enter the realm of Men.
589
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:23,879
I am the Guardian.
590
00:25:26,249 --> 00:25:28,550
I am the failsafe.
591
00:25:33,089 --> 00:25:35,189
(RUMBLING)
592
00:25:35,191 --> 00:25:36,492
Ugh!
593
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,367
(SCREAMING)
594
00:25:47,069 --> 00:25:48,569
Maybe Wynonna didn't make it through?
595
00:25:48,571 --> 00:25:50,405
Oh no. (CHUCKLING)
596
00:25:50,407 --> 00:25:51,473
No, that's a good sign.
597
00:25:51,475 --> 00:25:53,241
She's definitely driving
somebody crazy in there.
598
00:25:53,243 --> 00:25:55,276
(POUNDING, GROWLING)
599
00:25:55,278 --> 00:25:57,545
The mutants are almost through.
600
00:25:57,547 --> 00:25:59,781
- I can't do this anymore.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
601
00:25:59,783 --> 00:26:01,817
Rachel. Rachel Valdez...
602
00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:07,455
- Where you from?
- The Yucatan.
603
00:26:07,457 --> 00:26:10,391
My... our family's line
goes all the way back
604
00:26:10,393 --> 00:26:12,493
to the Mayans.
605
00:26:12,495 --> 00:26:14,062
Actually...
606
00:26:14,064 --> 00:26:16,931
my mom used to tell me this
story about our ancestors.
607
00:26:16,933 --> 00:26:20,468
Hey. Don't stop there,
George R. R. Martin.
608
00:26:20,470 --> 00:26:22,637
About 300 years ago,
609
00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:25,207
there was this mestiza princess.
610
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:27,442
A warrior princess.
611
00:26:27,444 --> 00:26:28,776
Ooh.
612
00:26:28,778 --> 00:26:30,845
Mayan Xena. (CHUCKLING)
613
00:26:30,847 --> 00:26:32,246
I already dig her.
614
00:26:32,248 --> 00:26:35,583
They called her The Valdez.
615
00:26:35,585 --> 00:26:37,185
That is awesome.
616
00:26:37,187 --> 00:26:38,653
I know, right?
617
00:26:38,655 --> 00:26:41,355
After she proved worthy in war,
618
00:26:41,357 --> 00:26:45,159
The Valdez was given an
entire kingdom to rule,
619
00:26:45,161 --> 00:26:46,594
and immortality to do so.
620
00:26:46,596 --> 00:26:49,063
Wow, that beats a shiny medal.
621
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,398
(CHUCKLING)
622
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,967
(POUNDING, GROWLING)
623
00:26:52,969 --> 00:26:55,136
Hey, Nicole, are we gonna die?
624
00:26:55,138 --> 00:26:56,138
No.
625
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:01,175
Maybe.
626
00:27:01,177 --> 00:27:04,112
But we've still got options. Right?
627
00:27:04,114 --> 00:27:05,513
Like what?
628
00:27:05,515 --> 00:27:06,715
We fight.
629
00:27:07,484 --> 00:27:09,484
This war isn't over.
630
00:27:09,486 --> 00:27:10,719
It's just beginning.
631
00:27:14,524 --> 00:27:16,491
Oh God, I can't believe
I'm going to go out
632
00:27:16,493 --> 00:27:18,126
blasting beavers.
633
00:27:18,128 --> 00:27:20,128
Yeah, stick with me, kid.
634
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,963
I'll show you how it's done.
635
00:27:21,965 --> 00:27:24,032
(GROWLING)
636
00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,038
Get down!
637
00:27:30,874 --> 00:27:32,540
Mr. I-Am-A-Weapon,
638
00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:34,308
it's me,
639
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:36,711
Mr. I-Am-A-Happy-To-See-You.
640
00:27:36,713 --> 00:27:38,713
I see the shears did not fell you?
641
00:27:38,715 --> 00:27:41,649
Well, maybe this will. Argh!
642
00:27:41,651 --> 00:27:42,951
What the hell, Doc?
643
00:27:49,325 --> 00:27:50,825
As far as reunions go,
644
00:27:50,827 --> 00:27:52,426
this is better than my high school,
645
00:27:52,428 --> 00:27:54,529
but not as good as 90210.
646
00:27:54,531 --> 00:27:56,564
I demand
647
00:27:56,566 --> 00:27:58,533
you stop using the voice
648
00:27:58,535 --> 00:28:02,003
of the woman that I care deeply for.
649
00:28:02,005 --> 00:28:04,106
(GRUNTING)
650
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,741
"Care deeply for"?
651
00:28:06,743 --> 00:28:09,177
At least I know you're the real
emotionally constipated Doc.
652
00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:12,181
And you are a fraud!
653
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,417
- And a harlot!
- Ahh!
654
00:28:16,419 --> 00:28:18,253
That's like your
favorite thing about me.
655
00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:23,901
The real Wynonna is back in Purgatory.
656
00:28:24,794 --> 00:28:26,093
Listen!
657
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,728
I found Nicole,
658
00:28:27,730 --> 00:28:29,897
she decked me, we did a road trip,
659
00:28:29,899 --> 00:28:31,866
we got sniped, met a mouthy teen,
660
00:28:31,868 --> 00:28:35,269
we found and broke into
an abandoned facility,
661
00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:37,104
and then we killed a
bunch of scientist mutants.
662
00:28:37,106 --> 00:28:39,106
But now I'm here!
663
00:28:39,108 --> 00:28:40,976
And we gotta get back there.
664
00:28:40,978 --> 00:28:43,677
That is exactly what the
false Wynonna would say.
665
00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:45,847
Your tricks are useless.
666
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:48,817
Tricks are for kids.
667
00:28:50,053 --> 00:28:51,420
We had one.
668
00:28:52,255 --> 00:28:55,624
Alice. Remember? Huh?
669
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,760
Alice.
670
00:28:59,729 --> 00:29:01,163
It's me, Doc.
671
00:29:02,298 --> 00:29:03,565
It's me.
672
00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:06,501
I'm no deep fake. I'm real.
673
00:29:09,305 --> 00:29:10,972
I cannot risk it.
674
00:29:10,974 --> 00:29:12,908
I swore to protect Waverly!
675
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,511
(WYNONNA SCREAMING) Hollywood!
676
00:29:17,447 --> 00:29:19,548
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
677
00:29:21,317 --> 00:29:22,951
Our safe word.
678
00:29:24,954 --> 00:29:26,787
For when private time gets too...
679
00:29:26,789 --> 00:29:28,557
Honky tonk.
680
00:29:44,474 --> 00:29:45,807
It is you.
681
00:29:48,144 --> 00:29:50,178
(SOFT MUSIC)
682
00:29:52,181 --> 00:29:54,950
You came back to save her.
683
00:29:59,022 --> 00:30:00,622
I said that I would.
684
00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,827
Do we have time for this?
685
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,866
No, alas.
686
00:30:16,439 --> 00:30:18,206
Where is Waverly?
687
00:30:19,042 --> 00:30:20,509
Yonder.
688
00:30:21,477 --> 00:30:22,944
You go to her.
689
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,508
I will deal with your other half.
690
00:30:28,651 --> 00:30:30,452
Go easy on her money-maker.
691
00:30:31,988 --> 00:30:34,856
Actually go hard. I don't
need the competition.
692
00:30:42,098 --> 00:30:45,266
- (WYNONNA): What did you do?
- I came home.
693
00:30:45,268 --> 00:30:47,368
This is not your home.
694
00:30:47,370 --> 00:30:49,937
Your home is with me!
695
00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:52,506
- And Nicole.
- This is my destiny.
696
00:30:52,508 --> 00:30:55,376
Doc. Jeremy.
697
00:30:55,378 --> 00:30:56,677
Nedley?
698
00:30:56,679 --> 00:30:58,379
I've always been here.
699
00:30:58,381 --> 00:31:01,248
I will always be here.
Time is a flat circle.
700
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,050
Your ass is gonna be a flat circle
701
00:31:03,052 --> 00:31:04,752
if you spend eternity on that thing.
702
00:31:04,754 --> 00:31:06,688
(FRUSTRATED SHOUTING)
703
00:31:08,257 --> 00:31:11,025
(SHRIEKING)
704
00:31:11,027 --> 00:31:12,993
She cannot be allowed to escape.
705
00:31:12,995 --> 00:31:14,696
This is my duty.
706
00:31:16,099 --> 00:31:17,599
I am the heir.
707
00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:20,936
Not this lukewarm shit again.
708
00:31:24,874 --> 00:31:27,175
(GASPING)
709
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:31,447
There was never a horse
that could not be broken.
710
00:31:31,449 --> 00:31:34,250
Or a cowboy who could not be thrown.
711
00:31:36,285 --> 00:31:38,085
Ah. 'Sup, Doc?
712
00:31:38,087 --> 00:31:39,987
You really gonna be
able to snuff the life
713
00:31:39,989 --> 00:31:41,322
outta these puppy dog peepers?
714
00:31:41,324 --> 00:31:43,257
(LAUGHING)
715
00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:45,460
Nothing but a parlor trick.
716
00:31:46,629 --> 00:31:48,062
No. No.
717
00:31:48,064 --> 00:31:50,265
A very special skill.
718
00:31:51,067 --> 00:31:53,567
You're impressed, admit it.
719
00:31:53,569 --> 00:31:55,136
Terrified too.
720
00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:58,372
Ugh, God, there is so much
useless pop culture knowledge
721
00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:00,441
- in this thing. I...
- It is not useless!
722
00:32:00,443 --> 00:32:03,478
- Ugh!
- It shows he has passion!
723
00:32:05,081 --> 00:32:06,947
I also have a passion.
724
00:32:06,949 --> 00:32:09,483
And it involves me leaving
this godforsaken place,
725
00:32:09,485 --> 00:32:11,619
and getting what I'm owed
in the Ghost River Triangle.
726
00:32:11,621 --> 00:32:14,289
You are stronger than I expected.
727
00:32:15,992 --> 00:32:17,793
Guess he's been working out.
728
00:32:18,661 --> 00:32:21,095
I would like to
congratulate the real Jeremy
729
00:32:21,097 --> 00:32:22,596
on his fitness transformation,
730
00:32:22,598 --> 00:32:25,666
but right now, it's a real hassle.
731
00:32:25,668 --> 00:32:27,134
(GRUNTING)
732
00:32:27,136 --> 00:32:28,637
(INTENSE MUSIC)
733
00:32:32,642 --> 00:32:34,629
(DEMONIC VOICE): I
told you, I'm leaving,
734
00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:36,632
and I'm getting to Purgatory!
735
00:32:36,634 --> 00:32:39,002
You are right about the first part.
736
00:32:40,316 --> 00:32:42,350
(SCREAMING)
737
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,388
(GROUND RUMBLING)
738
00:32:48,691 --> 00:32:50,992
We are running out of time.
739
00:32:52,028 --> 00:32:54,128
Earps!
740
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:56,965
It is high time we saddle up!
741
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,937
Waverly Earp,
742
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:06,307
you need to stand your
hiney up off that stone seat
743
00:33:06,309 --> 00:33:07,541
before it's too late.
744
00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:08,976
I am the guardian.
745
00:33:08,978 --> 00:33:10,311
You are the champion.
746
00:33:10,313 --> 00:33:12,012
What we are is sisters.
747
00:33:12,014 --> 00:33:14,178
We must all submit to our destinies.
748
00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:16,081
I am done submitting to shit.
749
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,653
Fine. We'll do it the hard way.
750
00:33:19,655 --> 00:33:21,389
(SCREAMING)
751
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,427
Waves, what the hell?
752
00:33:26,496 --> 00:33:28,797
You cannot undo what has been promised.
753
00:33:30,066 --> 00:33:32,032
Right, right.
754
00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:33,568
'Cause promises are important.
755
00:33:36,439 --> 00:33:39,039
(SOFT MUSIC)
756
00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:40,909
I have the ring you gave Nicole.
757
00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:44,479
Stand up and come with me.
758
00:33:45,548 --> 00:33:47,215
Give it back to her.
759
00:33:49,085 --> 00:33:51,352
The guardians of the
garden do not get to love.
760
00:33:51,354 --> 00:33:52,787
You are not just the guardian.
761
00:33:54,123 --> 00:33:56,057
You are an Earp.
762
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:03,465
She didn't even say yes.
763
00:34:06,102 --> 00:34:07,736
She will, baby girl.
764
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,740
The curse is over, Waves,
765
00:34:12,742 --> 00:34:15,377
it's time to start living for ourselves.
766
00:34:17,179 --> 00:34:18,246
Wynonna...
767
00:34:19,715 --> 00:34:20,949
Help.
768
00:34:24,587 --> 00:34:27,688
All this destiny, curse, fate,
769
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:29,790
heirs of anything bullshit?
770
00:34:29,792 --> 00:34:31,259
It's canceled.
771
00:34:39,335 --> 00:34:41,136
Take me home.
772
00:34:45,675 --> 00:34:47,074
(DOC): Girls?!
773
00:34:47,076 --> 00:34:49,176
What do we do about the shape-shifter?
774
00:34:49,178 --> 00:34:51,346
How do we keep Eve locked in the garden?
775
00:34:52,148 --> 00:34:54,014
We'll find another way.
776
00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:55,984
We always Earpin' do.
777
00:34:56,819 --> 00:34:59,387
(ALARM BLARING, METAL CREAKING)
778
00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:04,826
(LIQUID DRIPPING)
779
00:35:08,764 --> 00:35:11,131
- Ahh!
- (DOC): Hurry!
780
00:35:11,133 --> 00:35:12,933
Okay! This is it!
781
00:35:12,935 --> 00:35:15,136
What the hell? Oh, my God!
782
00:35:16,939 --> 00:35:19,073
Please tell me you remember.
783
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,742
(NERVOUS SHOUTING)
784
00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,583
- Third times a charm!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
785
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,947
Oh, my God.
786
00:35:26,816 --> 00:35:28,682
Oh, my God. Seriously?
787
00:35:28,684 --> 00:35:30,250
This one.
788
00:35:30,252 --> 00:35:32,721
Knock, knock, anybody home?
789
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:36,557
Which one is it?
790
00:35:36,559 --> 00:35:38,760
- (ELECTRIC BUZZING)
- Shit!
791
00:35:40,029 --> 00:35:42,597
My money is on the one that is glowing!
792
00:35:43,466 --> 00:35:45,332
- Oh yeah.
- Let's blow this popsicle...
793
00:35:45,334 --> 00:35:47,368
Er, blood machine murder stand!
794
00:35:47,370 --> 00:35:49,336
- Ahh! Wait!
- (DOC): There's no more time!
795
00:35:49,338 --> 00:35:50,504
The ring!
796
00:35:50,506 --> 00:35:52,139
No, that thing is tacky as hell!
797
00:35:52,141 --> 00:35:53,240
- (SCREAMING)
- Enough!
798
00:35:53,242 --> 00:35:55,476
No more semi-biblical bullshit, okay?
799
00:35:55,478 --> 00:35:57,344
Okay.
800
00:35:57,346 --> 00:35:58,746
Eden?
801
00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:00,481
More like eatin' a...
802
00:36:00,483 --> 00:36:01,750
dick!
803
00:36:01,752 --> 00:36:02,785
(SHRIEKING)
804
00:36:05,992 --> 00:36:07,997
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
805
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,999
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
806
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,068
And I'm back at the stairs.
807
00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,642
Waverly?
808
00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:19,510
Doc?
809
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,480
Peacemaker?
810
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,550
It's gone forever.
811
00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,654
(PANTING)
812
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,193
But they're not.
813
00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:38,835
They made it.
814
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,699
They had to.
815
00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:52,743
Back at the well.
816
00:36:53,742 --> 00:36:55,708
But not in it.
817
00:36:55,710 --> 00:36:57,911
Woo, doggie!
818
00:36:59,981 --> 00:37:02,416
In your face, you stupid hole.
819
00:37:03,284 --> 00:37:04,985
Wynonna?
820
00:37:06,388 --> 00:37:07,955
Waverly?
821
00:37:09,524 --> 00:37:11,325
I got your satchel!
822
00:37:14,796 --> 00:37:17,597
(EERIE MUSIC)
823
00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:18,899
Home.
824
00:37:27,275 --> 00:37:28,776
Home.
825
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,521
Nicole. Nicole!
826
00:37:41,523 --> 00:37:44,291
(PANTING)
827
00:37:50,598 --> 00:37:52,800
(GUNSHOTS, WAVERLY SCREAMS)
828
00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:55,501
Eat shit, shit eater!
829
00:37:55,503 --> 00:37:57,704
I'm warning you. No trespassing!
830
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,377
Waverly.
831
00:38:13,621 --> 00:38:14,822
It's me.
832
00:38:16,858 --> 00:38:18,458
It's me.
833
00:38:18,460 --> 00:38:19,860
Oh God, it's you.
834
00:38:22,597 --> 00:38:24,031
I'm home.
835
00:38:28,203 --> 00:38:30,703
Are you real?
836
00:38:30,705 --> 00:38:32,206
Are you?
837
00:38:33,341 --> 00:38:34,875
Get in here and check.
838
00:38:36,611 --> 00:38:38,544
(SOFT MUSIC)
839
00:38:38,546 --> 00:38:42,082
♪ Paper thin, I waste away ♪
840
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,555
♪ Caught up in an endless phase ♪
841
00:38:51,092 --> 00:38:55,362
♪ Trying to tell myself you'll fade ♪
842
00:38:57,031 --> 00:39:01,468
♪ While clinging to the mess we made ♪
843
00:39:03,872 --> 00:39:07,307
♪ Keep me waiting, anticipating ♪
844
00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:14,248
♪ Keep me waiting, anticipating ♪
845
00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:20,754
♪ You keep me waiting, anticipating ♪
846
00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:27,294
♪ And now I know what
I've been missing ♪
847
00:39:28,563 --> 00:39:31,497
♪ Cause I feel your body ♪
848
00:39:31,499 --> 00:39:34,635
♪ Like a ghost ♪
849
00:39:36,237 --> 00:39:40,307
♪ Breathing in me everywhere I go ♪
850
00:39:41,242 --> 00:39:44,243
♪ Even when she's with me ♪
851
00:39:44,245 --> 00:39:47,514
♪ We're not alone ♪
852
00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:53,487
♪ Her hands are your hands
wrapped around my throat ♪
853
00:39:54,710 --> 00:39:57,679
(SOFT MUSIC)
854
00:40:09,191 --> 00:40:10,625
You made it.
855
00:40:12,461 --> 00:40:14,495
Waverly?
856
00:40:14,497 --> 00:40:16,664
I think we both know
where she went first.
857
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:18,033
We'll find her.
858
00:40:20,069 --> 00:40:21,836
I believe these belong to you.
859
00:40:23,673 --> 00:40:26,975
If you ever need them, they are yours.
860
00:40:30,446 --> 00:40:32,013
So am I.
861
00:40:35,351 --> 00:40:36,718
Oh my God, Doc.
862
00:40:37,486 --> 00:40:38,687
The town.
863
00:40:43,426 --> 00:40:46,560
I don't think I've ever been this happy.
864
00:40:46,562 --> 00:40:48,463
So why do I feel like bawling?
865
00:40:49,632 --> 00:40:51,532
Well, after what we just did,
866
00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:53,367
you're probably pretty dehydrated.
867
00:40:53,369 --> 00:40:56,370
(LAUGHING)
868
00:40:56,372 --> 00:41:00,275
Your laugh is like Christmas.
869
00:41:02,978 --> 00:41:04,579
Your lips are so soft.
870
00:41:05,481 --> 00:41:07,181
Are you going to spend all day
871
00:41:07,183 --> 00:41:09,516
listing all the things
you like about me?
872
00:41:09,518 --> 00:41:11,419
More like the rest of my life.
873
00:41:14,857 --> 00:41:16,157
I love you.
874
00:41:19,362 --> 00:41:22,997
I'm also loving the
Little Mermaid vibes.
875
00:41:23,866 --> 00:41:26,700
So what, you just zipped
into the Ghost River Triangle
876
00:41:26,702 --> 00:41:28,335
and got extensions?
877
00:41:28,337 --> 00:41:30,105
I just grew it out.
878
00:41:31,374 --> 00:41:32,639
What?
879
00:41:32,641 --> 00:41:34,042
Sorry, I just...
880
00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:38,380
I just missed you so much.
881
00:41:39,882 --> 00:41:41,082
Hey.
882
00:41:41,851 --> 00:41:43,351
(NICOLE CRYING)
883
00:41:44,854 --> 00:41:47,255
Wait. How did...
884
00:41:48,347 --> 00:41:50,124
How did you grow it out?
885
00:41:50,126 --> 00:41:52,460
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
886
00:41:56,752 --> 00:41:58,887
Doc, how can all of this have happened
887
00:41:58,889 --> 00:42:00,456
while we were in the garden?
888
00:42:02,571 --> 00:42:03,971
Unless...
889
00:42:03,973 --> 00:42:07,375
I broke my leg, and I
came back to Purgatory
890
00:42:07,377 --> 00:42:09,645
but I had to retreat to the homestead.
891
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:13,130
I did everything I could
to keep it safe for you.
892
00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:19,453
Nicole, wait, just tell me.
893
00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:21,789
How long have I been gone?
894
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,158
Don't you know?
895
00:42:25,728 --> 00:42:27,795
You've been gone...
896
00:42:27,797 --> 00:42:29,897
18 months,
897
00:42:29,899 --> 00:42:31,966
three weeks and four days.
898
00:42:34,136 --> 00:42:35,437
All of you have.
899
00:42:37,606 --> 00:42:40,175
(INTENSE MUSIC)
900
00:43:10,011 --> 00:43:13,211
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