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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,119 ♪[Latin Thugs 2 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,119 by Cypress Hill playing] 3 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,420 ♪ DON'T BE LIKE, 4 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,420 UH, A CUBANO ♪ 5 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,089 ♪ BE LIKE A ZERO 6 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,089 STONED MARIJUANO ♪ 7 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,592 ♪ ESTA CAPITAN PINGOLETE ♪ 8 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,094 ♪ SWING IS HERE 9 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,094 WITH THE FORCE OF A MACHETE ♪ 10 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,681 ♪ KICK MAD LINGO 11 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,681 FROM SPAIN TO TIJUANA ♪ 12 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:58,183 ♪ REAL HIJO DE PUTA 13 00:00:55,681 --> 00:00:58,183 HOMEBOY ASK YO MAMA ♪ 14 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,811 ♪ NO ME IMPORT 15 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,811 A PINGA MI NINA ♪ 16 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,564 ♪ ALL I WANNA KNOW 17 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,564 QUE 'TA BUENO CINGA ♪ 18 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,858 ♪ DON'T BE SCARED 19 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,858 ECHATE PA' CA ♪ 20 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,236 ♪ WHAT'S THE PLAY DOG, 21 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,236 HOMEBOY GOIN' ON ♪ 22 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,780 ♪[music playing on radio] 23 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,114 [bell ringing] 24 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,747 [Kevin speaking Spanish] 25 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,209 WHERE'S MANNY? 26 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,838 TELL HIM 27 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,838 THE ICE CREAM MAN 28 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,838 IS HERE. 29 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:28,923 MANOLO! 30 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:31,090 [Marcus speaking in Spanish] 31 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:36,221 ♪[both rapping in Spanish] 32 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,271 ♪ FREEZE ♪ 33 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,480 ♪ HAMMER TIME ♪ 34 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,982 (both) 35 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,982 ♪ OH! OH! OH! OH! ♪ 36 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,778 HEY. 37 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,113 CAN WE GET DOWN 38 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,113 TO BUSINESS? 39 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:55,699 YOU GOT THE MONEY? 40 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,659 AQUI. 41 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,454 ♪[singing Guantanamera 42 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,454 in Spanish] 43 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,007 TELL HIM, PAPI. 44 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,134 HE SAID THAT HE'S NOT GONNA 45 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,134 GIVE YOU ONE RED CENT 46 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,637 UNTIL YOU TELL HIM 47 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,637 WHAT FLAVOR THE ICE CREAM IS. 48 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,306 VANILLA. 49 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,306 THAT'S WHAT YOU ORDERED. 50 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:23,852 TELL HIM. 51 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,854 OK. 52 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,940 (Kevin) 53 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,940 YES, YES, YES. 54 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,277 IT'S ALL ABOUT 55 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,277 THE BENJAMINS, 56 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,277 BABY! 57 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,113 [laughing] 58 00:02:34,113 --> 00:02:35,322 BRING IN THE STUFF. 59 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,824 [mimicking] 60 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,824 BRING IN THE STUFF! 61 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:37,992 [bell ringing] 62 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,868 ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, 63 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:39,868 FUNNY MAN! 64 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:42,329 HE'S FUNNY LIKE THAT! 65 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,165 THERE IS YOUR ICE CREAM. 66 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,085 [speaking Spanish] 67 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,755 TELL HIM. I SEE COMING, 68 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,755 COMING. HE SAY... 69 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,799 [imitating machine gun firing] 70 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,843 [speaking Spanish] 71 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,637 I TELL HIM, I SAY JESUS. 72 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,222 OH. 73 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,684 [speaking Spanish] 74 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,105 [thudding on counter] 75 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,440 HE COMING, AND HE SAY-- 76 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,440 HE SAY... 77 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,027 ♪[singing La Bamba 78 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,027 in Spanish] 79 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,822 (Marcus) 80 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:16,822 TELL HIM. 81 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,239 HE SAY, 82 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,241 "F.B.I. 83 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:20,241 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST." 84 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,243 HE GONNA RUN. 85 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:22,243 NO, HE AIN'T. 86 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,871 YOU OWE ME $1. 87 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,374 HEY, WHERE YOU GOING, 88 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,374 BIG BOY? 89 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,542 [grunting] 90 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:32,462 [grunting] 91 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,260 [exclaiming] 92 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:43,098 GODDAMN. NOW I'M GOING TO 93 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:43,098 BUST YOUR ASS. 94 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,437 IS THAT ALL YOUR BIG ASS GOT? 95 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:50,898 [grunting] 96 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,653 ENOUGH! 97 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,697 YO, KEVIN! 98 00:03:58,697 --> 00:04:00,782 KEVIN! 99 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,202 ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO OVER HERE. 100 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,202 RIGHT NOW. 101 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,495 I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT 102 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,495 BOTH OF YOU. 103 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,830 KEVIN! 104 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,084 [grunting] 105 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,594 DAMN, MARCUS, WHY YOU ALWAYS 106 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,594 GOT TO PICK THE BIGGEST DUDE? 107 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,430 I DON'T KNOW. 108 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,430 I LIKE A CHALLENGE. 109 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,184 SEE? WHAT DID I 110 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:27,184 TELL YOU, HUH? 111 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,560 WE DID IT, RIGHT? 112 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,020 DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 113 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,020 YEAH. 114 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,980 HUH? NO HELP, 115 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,980 NO BACKUP. 116 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,980 YOU THE MAN. 117 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,441 YOU THE MAN. 118 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,441 WE GONNA GET ALL THE CREDIT. 119 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,026 THE BIGGEST BUST 120 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,026 OF OUR CAREER. 121 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,277 YEAH. 122 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,988 400 KEYS OF PURE... 123 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:42,449 [police siren wailing] 124 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,034 VANILLA ICE CREAM? 125 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,244 WHAT? 126 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:47,037 HEY, YO, MY MAN! HEY. 127 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,538 WHERE'S THE DRUGS? 128 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,832 I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DRUGS. 129 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:55,295 I SELL ICE CREAM. 130 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:55,295 STRAWBERRY, VANILLA, 131 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,881 NEAPOLITAN, FOR EXAMPLE. 132 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,175 [bell ringing] 133 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,635 (man) 134 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,635 HEY. 135 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,887 TELL MANNY HIS ICE CREAM 136 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,887 DELIVERY IS HERE. 137 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,055 [bell ringing] 138 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,645 NEVER MIND. WRONG STORE. 139 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,563 (both) 140 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,563 F.B.I.! FREEZE! 141 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,234 [guns firing] 142 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:20,361 [bullets ricocheting] 143 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:21,989 [machine gun firing] 144 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,324 MARCUS? 145 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,533 I'M GOOD. 146 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,416 THEY'RE MOVING. 147 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:33,416 LET'S GO! 148 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,376 [men yelling] 149 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,628 I'M GOIN'... 150 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,134 [tires screeching] 151 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,093 WHICH ONE? 152 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,552 I DON'T KNOW! 153 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,015 GOD! 154 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,475 DAMN! 155 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,187 I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE 156 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,187 CALLED FOR BACKUP. 157 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,396 YOU KNOW THE CHIEF'S 158 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,396 GONNA KILL US, RIGHT? 159 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:57,107 [camera clicking] 160 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:00,527 LET ME, UH, GIVE 161 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:00,527 YOU GUYS A LITTLE TIP. 162 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:04,072 IF YOU'RE GOING TO 163 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:04,072 OPERATE OUTSIDE THE CHANNELS, 164 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,366 YOU KNOW, DO THE WHOLE 165 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:07,366 RENEGADE COP THING, 166 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:11,830 YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE 167 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:11,830 THAT YOU GET THE RIGHT GUY. 168 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,332 WELL, 169 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:16,375 UH, CHIEF, WE-- 170 00:06:13,332 --> 00:06:16,375 WE ALMOST HAD THE GUY. 171 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,879 UH, UH, OUR INTELLIGENCE 172 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,879 WAS JUST A LITTLE OFF. 173 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,215 WAIT A MINUTE. 174 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,215 INTELLIGENCE? 175 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,674 LOOK AROUND YOU, 176 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,674 COPELAND. 177 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,676 THERE'S NOTHING 178 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,676 INTELLIGENT ABOUT THIS. 179 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,221 NOW, I'M TIRED 180 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,221 OF YOUR ESCAPADES. 181 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,221 I WANT THEM TO STOP. 182 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,265 THE LAST THING I NEED IS 183 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,265 TO BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK 184 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,265 OF THE BUREAU. 185 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,475 [cell phone ringing] 186 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,475 AND FURTHERMORE, THE-- 187 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,977 HOLD ON. 188 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,063 HELLO? UH, BABY, 189 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,063 I CAN'T TALK. 190 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,772 THE CHIEF IS CHEWING 191 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,772 MY ASS RIGHT NOW. 192 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,233 I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK, 193 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,233 OK? BYE. 194 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,359 SORRY, CHIEF. 195 00:06:40,359 --> 00:06:41,776 AS I WAS SAYING-- 196 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,737 [cell phone ringing] 197 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:48,825 GORDON HERE. 198 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,078 [Gina chattering 199 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,078 on phone] 200 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,579 YES, HE IS. 201 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,417 IT'S FOR YOU. 202 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,417 THANK YOU. 203 00:06:58,417 --> 00:06:59,711 UH, BABY, 204 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,713 I'M STILL WITH THE CHIEF. 205 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,713 NO RESPECT. 206 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,798 NO, HE'S REALLY NOT 207 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,798 HAPPY NOW. 208 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,676 OK, I GOT TO GO. BYE. 209 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,345 THANKS, CHIEF. 210 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,184 YOU--YOU GUYS ARE... 211 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,184 GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP. 212 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,520 I EXPECT TO HAVE 213 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,520 A FULL REPORT 214 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:17,520 ON MY DESK TOMORROW. 215 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,646 YES. 216 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,646 YES, SIR. 217 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,481 AND IN THE MEANTIME, 218 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,026 I'M CHECKING WITH 219 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,026 THE BUREAU TO SEE IF 220 00:07:20,481 --> 00:07:23,026 THEY GOT ANY OPENINGS 221 00:07:23,026 --> 00:07:25,153 IN IRAQ. 222 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,822 [camera clicking] 223 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,576 (Gomez) 224 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,576 THE DYNAMIC DUO 225 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,576 STRIKES AGAIN. 226 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,536 WAY TO GO, 227 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:33,536 BASKIN AND ROBBIN. 228 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:35,414 [both laugh] 229 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:39,042 OR--OR IS IT 230 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:39,042 HAAG AND DAZS? 231 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:40,543 [scoffs] 232 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,380 HAAG AND DAZS. 233 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,380 YOU WROTE THAT? 234 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,465 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 235 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,465 I LIKE THAT. 236 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,549 LATER, HAAG. 237 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,676 ADIOS, DAZS. 238 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,679 [softly] 239 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,679 I HATE THOSE GUYS, DUDE. 240 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:53,432 OH, GOD. 241 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:55,016 ALL RIGHT. WELL, 242 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,726 LET'S GET THIS PLACE 243 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,726 CLEANED UP. 244 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,061 ALL RIGHT. 245 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,061 OK, SO, UH, 246 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,729 YOU DO THE FLOOR. 247 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,898 CLEAN ALL THE ICE CREAM UP 248 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,898 AND I'LL GO WARM THE CAR UP. 249 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,024 OK. 250 00:08:04,443 --> 00:08:06,027 [car honking] 251 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,406 [police siren wailing] 252 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,241 [glass bottles clinking] 253 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,912 OK. SO MUCH FOR A HOT MEAL. 254 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,170 HEY, BABY. 255 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,170 DON'T "HEY, BABY" ME. 256 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,506 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE ME 257 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,506 SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT 258 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:26,506 WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 259 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,300 ALL NIGHT? BABY, 260 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,428 IT'S ONLY 8:00! 261 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,763 LOOK, AFTER WORK, 262 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,763 ME AND KEVIN WENT 263 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,763 DOWN TO THE BAR. 264 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,265 WE JUST HAD 265 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,265 A COUPLE OF DRINKS. 266 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,100 I KNOW. 267 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,100 I CALLED THE BAR. 268 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,768 THEY SAID 269 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,768 YOU LEFT AT 7:45. 270 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,270 I CHECKED MAPQUEST, MARCUS. 271 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,397 IT ONLY TAKES 6 MINUTES 272 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,397 TO GET THERE FROM HERE. 273 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,400 SO, IF YOU GOT SOMEBODY ON 274 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,400 THE SIDE, MARCUS, 275 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,400 YOU NEED TO TELL ME. 276 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,819 BABY, LISTEN TO WHAT 277 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,819 YOU JUST SAY. 278 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:51,990 MAPQUEST SAID IT TAKES 279 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:51,990 6 MINUTES TO GET HERE. 280 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:51,990 I GOT HERE IN 8. 281 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,368 WHICH MEANS THERE'S 282 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,368 2 MINUTES UNACCOUNTED FOR. 283 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:59,456 IF I WAS CHEATING ON YOU, 284 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:59,456 DON'T YOU THINK I'D NEED 285 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:59,456 MORE THAN 2 MINUTES? 286 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,041 YOU KNOW WHAT? 287 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,460 I AIN'T GOING TO DEAL 288 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,460 WITH THIS. I'M TIRED, OK? 289 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,670 I HAD A LONG DAY AT WORK. 290 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,670 I GOT SHOT AT. 291 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,673 SEE, THAT IS EXACTLY 292 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,673 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 293 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,509 WE DON'T COMMUNICATE. 294 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,801 OK, FINE. 295 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,303 YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE? 296 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:15,096 YES. 297 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,599 COME ON. 298 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,599 LET'S COMMUNICATE. OK? 299 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,977 OK. LET'S START 300 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,977 WITH LAST WEEK. 301 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,979 LAST WEEK. 302 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,982 YOU AND I WERE SUPPOSED 303 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,982 TO GO SHOPPING TOGETHER. 304 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,982 WE GET TO THE MALL, 305 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,736 I BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL DRESS, 306 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,736 I GET MY HAIR DONE. 307 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,321 YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 308 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,532 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU 309 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,532 JUST DON'T WANT TO... 310 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,075 [snoring softly] 311 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,410 MARCUS! 312 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,660 MMM? 313 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,246 DID YOU HEAR ME JUST NOW? 314 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,081 MMM-HMM. 315 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,081 TELL ME WHAT I SAID. 316 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,874 I HEARD EVERYTHING. 317 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,874 YOU WAS COMMUNICATING. 318 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,334 MARCUS, DON'T PLAY WITH ME 319 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:44,334 RIGHT NOW. 320 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,044 I AM NOT IN THE MOOD. 321 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,505 I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU 322 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,505 CAME HOME LATE AND 323 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,505 THEN YOU START-- 324 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,131 MARCUS! 325 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,093 YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP AGAIN. 326 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,093 I AM TALKING TO YOU. 327 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,263 I WASN'T ASLEEP, BABY. 328 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,263 I WAS CLOSING MY EYES 329 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,263 AND VISUALIZING YOUR WORDS. 330 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,139 OH, REALLY? 331 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,139 VISUALIZING? 332 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,518 WHY DON'T YOU 333 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,518 PAINT ME A PICTURE 334 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,518 OF WHAT I JUST SAID? 335 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,561 HOLD ON. 336 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,561 MMM-MMM. 337 00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:04,062 YOU KNOW WHY? 338 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,190 BECAUSE YOU ARE 339 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,190 FALLING ASLEEP 340 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:07,190 AGAIN. MARCUS! 341 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:08,733 MARCUS! 342 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,527 [snoring] 343 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:14,697 WELL, WELL, WELL, 344 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:14,697 IF IT ISN'T BEN AND JERRY. 345 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,033 LET ME ASK YOU GUYS 346 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:17,033 A QUESTION. 347 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,993 WHEN THE CHIEF GOES 348 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,993 TO THE BATHROOM, 349 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,289 WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS 350 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,289 HOLDS HIS BALLS, 351 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:22,289 AND WHICH ONE WIPES? 352 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,040 NOW, THAT'S THE BALL HOLDER, 353 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,040 RIGHT THERE. 354 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,377 YEAH, YOU CAN TELL 355 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,377 BY THE LITTLE CUP IN HIS HAND. 356 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,921 THAT IS EXACTLY THE ATTITUDE 357 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,921 THAT'S GONNA KEEP YOU GUYS 358 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,173 WORKING THE SHIT DETAIL, 359 00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,173 WHILE WE'RE WORKING 360 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,841 THE SOCIALITE KIDNAPPING CASE. 361 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,596 YOU--YOU GUYS GOT 362 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,596 THE SOCIALITE KIDNAPPING CASE? 363 00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,264 THAT'S RIGHT. 364 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,557 (sniffs) 365 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,557 WHAT'S THAT? 366 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,642 WHY, I THINK I HEAR 367 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,642 THE CHIEF FLUSHING? 368 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,978 WE BETTER GET GOING. 369 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,978 WHO'S TURN IS IT TO WIPE? 370 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,230 YOURS? 371 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,230 UH, I THINK IT'S 372 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,230 YOUR TURN TO WIPE... 373 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,357 MY TURN. 374 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,357 AND I GUESS I'LL 375 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,357 HOLD THE BALLS. 376 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,151 THAT'S RIGHT. 377 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,906 (Chief) 378 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,906 NOW, WE RECEIVED THIS 379 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,906 FROM MR. ANDREW WILSON, 380 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,493 C.E.O. OF 381 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:59,493 WILSON CRUISE LINES. 382 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,286 IT WAS DELIVERED 383 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,286 TO HIS HOME. 384 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,289 THE GIRLS IN THE PHOTO 385 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:04,289 ARE HIS DAUGHTERS 386 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,584 AND HEIRESSES TO 387 00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:07,584 THE WILSON FORTUNE. 388 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,671 WE BELIEVE THEY ARE 389 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:11,671 THE KIDNAPPER'S NEXT VICTIMS. 390 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,175 MR. WILSON HAS 391 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,175 GIVEN US PERMISSION 392 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,175 TO SHADOW HIS DAUGHTERS. 393 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,594 WE'RE GOING TO 394 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,594 SET UP SURVEILLANCE, 395 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,137 AND IF THE KIDNAPPER STRIKES, 396 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:23,433 THIS TIME 397 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:23,433 WE WILL BE READY. 398 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:28,021 NOW, THE WILSON SISTERS 399 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:28,021 WILL BE FLYING INTO J.F.K. 400 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:28,021 THIS MORNING. 401 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,565 SO WHO'S GOING 402 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,565 TO PICK 'EM UP? 403 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,151 OK. 404 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,071 OBVIOUSLY, EVERYONE HAS READ 405 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,071 THE PROFILE ON THE GIRLS. 406 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,824 STILL, SOMEBODY'S 407 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,824 GOT TO DO IT. 408 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,242 I DON'T THINK 409 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,242 THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 410 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,244 KEVIN. 411 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,244 I DON'T CARE, OK? 412 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622 WE DESERVE TO BE ON THIS 413 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622 CASE JUST AS MUCH AS 414 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622 GOMEZ AND HARPER. 415 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,042 I KNOW, BUT WE DON'T WANT 416 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,042 TO INTERRUPT THE MAN 417 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,042 IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRIEFING. 418 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,793 WELL, SOMEBODY GOT 419 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,793 TO STAND UP TO HIM. 420 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,546 KEVIN. KEVIN! 421 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,088 CHIEF. 422 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,088 WHAT? 423 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,131 MARCUS HAS SOMETHING 424 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,133 HE WANT TO TELL YOU. 425 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,133 WHAT? 426 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,053 UM, CHIEF, 427 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,053 WE--WE JUST WANT TO KNOW 428 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,053 IF WE COULD GET ON THE CASE. 429 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,555 YOU'RE ON. 430 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,099 THE BOYS OVER AT INTEL 431 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,099 SEEM TO THINK 432 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810 THAT THE KIDNAPPER'S 433 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810 A GUY NAMED TED BURTON. 434 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,979 IT SAYS BURTON WAS 435 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,979 A PARTNER OF WILSON'S 436 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,066 AND SOME OTHER ASSOCIATES 437 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,066 IN SOME BUSINESS VENTURE 438 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,066 THAT FAILED. 439 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,777 SAYS HE SPENT TIME 440 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,777 IN THE FEDERAL PEN 441 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,777 AND LOST HIS FORTUNE. 442 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,655 GUY'S BEEN M.I.A. 443 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,655 SINCE HIS RELEASE, 444 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,739 AND THOSE DATES COINCIDE 445 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,739 WITH THE FIRST KIDNAPPINGS. 446 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,991 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 447 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,784 I THINK THIS 448 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,784 BABYSITTING GIG SUCKS. 449 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,495 DUDE, RELAX. 450 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,373 LOOK, MAN. 451 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,373 ALL WE GOT TO DO IS 452 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,373 PICK THESE CHICKS UP, 453 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,916 DROP THEIR ASS 454 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,916 OFF IN THE HAMPTONS, 455 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,750 THEN WE BACK IN 456 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,750 THE CHIEF'S GOOD GRACES. 457 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,794 I DIDN'T JOIN 458 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,794 THE F.B.I. TO 459 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,794 BECOME A NANNY. 460 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005 I WANT TO BE OUT 461 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005 ON THE STREET WHERE 462 00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005 THE ACTION IS. 463 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,798 OK, BLACKIE CHAN, 464 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,798 AND YOU'LL GET THERE. 465 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,634 BUT CAN WE JUST 466 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,634 DO THIS FIRST, PLEASE? 467 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,010 ALL RIGHT. 468 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,845 YOU DIDN'T PUT DAIRY 469 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,845 IN THIS, DID YOU? 470 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,389 NO. 471 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,224 NOW, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW 472 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,224 I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 473 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,184 LAST TIME, I BARELY 474 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,184 MADE IT TO 475 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,184 THE BATHROOM, MAN. 476 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,895 WHY WOULD I WANT TO 477 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,895 DISTURB YOUR STOMACH? 478 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,482 THERE GOES YOUR GIRLS! 479 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,859 COME ON, MAN. 480 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,859 LET'S DO THIS. 481 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,859 OH, NO. NO. 482 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,820 ♪ MS. WILSON YOU MUST BE 483 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,820 WORTH A TRILLION BUCKS ♪ 484 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,866 ♪ GET THE FEELIN' THAT 485 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,866 YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A... ♪ 486 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,619 HI, I'M KEVIN COPELAND. 487 00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,619 THIS IS-- 488 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,662 WE ALREADY GAVE TO 489 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,662 THE UNITED NEGRO FUND. 490 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,747 YEAH. 491 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,206 WHAT? 492 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,206 WHAT? 493 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,332 WAIT. 494 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,332 EXCUSE US. 495 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,293 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 496 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,293 HOLD ON. 497 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712 WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE 498 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712 TO ESCORT YOU LADIES 499 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712 TO THE HAMPTONS. 500 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,505 OH, THE BAGS 501 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,505 ARE ON THE PLANE. 502 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,674 TAKE BABY 503 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,674 AND CLEAN OUT HIS BAG. 504 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510 OH, MY GOD, HE DIDN'T HAVE 505 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510 HIS COLONIC AND HE LIKE 506 00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510 POOPED EVERYWHERE. 507 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,429 ♪ BREEZE BY VELVET ROPES ♪ 508 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,515 ♪ SKI THIS TOWN 509 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,515 LIKE A BUNNY SLOPE ♪ 510 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,436 [growling] 511 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,646 WHAT'S THIS? 512 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,981 BABY GOT TO RIDE 513 00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,981 IN THE CAR SEAT. 514 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,024 AND WHERE THE HELL 515 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,024 AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT? 516 00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,234 THIS AIN'T RIGHT. 517 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,736 [tires screeching] 518 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,833 MAN, YOU GUYS SURE 519 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,833 GOT A LOT OF BAGS 520 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,833 FOR A WEEKEND. 521 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,876 [snorts] 522 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,420 THIS ISN'T "A" WEEKEND, 523 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,422 IT'S "THE" WEEKEND. 524 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,048 LABOR DAY 525 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,048 IN THE HAMPTONS. 526 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,092 THE LAST WEEKEND 527 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,092 OF THE SOCIAL SEASON. 528 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303 LIKE, ONLY 529 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303 THE HOTTEST PEOPLE 530 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303 ARE GOING TO BE THERE. 531 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,305 AND ONLY 532 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,305 THE HOTTEST OF THE HOTTEST 533 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,349 ARE GOING TO MAKE 534 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,349 IT ONTO THE COVER 535 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,393 OF HAMPTONS MAGAZINE. 536 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,393 AND THIS IS OUR YEAR. 537 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,561 YEAH. 538 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,979 UH, OPEN THE WINDOW. 539 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,315 BABY LIKES 540 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,315 A LITTLE FRESH BREEZE. 541 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442 I JUST HOPE 542 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442 THE VANDERGELD SISTERS' 543 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442 PRIVATE JET 544 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,735 CRASHES ON THE WAY THERE. 545 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153 OH, MY GOD, BRITTANY! 546 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,571 YOU WERE THINKING IT! 547 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,073 I KNOW, BUT YOU SAID IT. 548 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,073 I KNOW. I KNOW. 549 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,659 YOU KNOW HEATHER 550 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,659 TOTALLY HATES YOU 551 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,118 BECAUSE YOU SLEPT 552 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,118 WITH HER BOYFRIEND. 553 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,537 OH, MY GOD. 554 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,831 SO WHAT? I SLEEP 555 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,831 WITH EVERYONE'S BOYFRIEND. 556 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,708 [Baby yelping] 557 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,917 [both screaming] 558 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,044 [cars honking] 559 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,212 [tires screeching] 560 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,631 [Baby yelping] 561 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,257 [tires screeching] 562 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,718 [car honking] 563 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,680 [car honking] 564 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,475 [girls screaming] 565 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,643 [growling] 566 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,608 [barking] 567 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,403 [truck horn blaring] 568 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,782 OH! 569 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,949 [Baby yelping] 570 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,869 [girls exclaiming] 571 00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,078 [birds chirping] 572 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,330 IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT? 573 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,457 OH, MY GOD! YOUR LIP. 574 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,459 OH, MY GOD! YOUR NOSE. 575 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,546 [both screaming] 576 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,840 MARCUS, ARE YOU OK? 577 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,550 I'M COOL. 578 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,177 [girls screaming, shouting] 579 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,179 (Tiffany) 580 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,179 I CAN'T BELIEVE 581 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,306 YOU THINK WE'RE GOING 582 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,306 TO GO TO THE HAMPTONS 583 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,393 WITH MY FACE 584 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,393 LOOKING LIKE THAT?! 585 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,144 IT'S--IT'S REALLY 586 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,144 NOT THAT BAD. JUST-- 587 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,938 JUST GET SOME MAKEUP 588 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,938 AND COVER IT UP. 589 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940 PUT MAKEUP ON THIS? 590 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,152 I AM SO 591 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,152 FRICKING PISSED. 592 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,905 (Brittany) 593 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,905 MY GOD, I MEAN, 594 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,905 THIS IS LIKE 595 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,072 THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. 596 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,074 I WENT TO GO GET 597 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,074 MY BROWS DONE, 598 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,201 AND I TOLD HER TO MAKE ME 599 00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,201 LOOK LIKE J-LO. 600 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079 AND THEN THAT 601 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079 FRICKING RUSSIAN TOAD 602 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079 MADE ME LOOK LIKE 603 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,498 LIZA MINNELLI OR SOMETHING, 604 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,498 YOU KNOW? 605 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,667 OH, MY GOD! 606 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,294 I'M GOING TO HAVE A B.F. 607 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,712 WAIT. HEY, W-WHAT'S A B.F.? 608 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,964 SHE'S GOING TO 609 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,964 HAVE A BITCH FIT! 610 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,257 YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. 611 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,634 I AM GOING TO CALL 612 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,634 YOUR BOSS. 613 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,218 COME ON, 614 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,218 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 615 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,011 NO, I'M GONNA CALL 616 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,011 THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY. 617 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,431 COME ON, JUST TAKE IT EASY. 618 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,431 LOOK, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT. 619 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,433 NO! I'M GOING TO 620 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,433 WRITE A LETTER. 621 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,059 NO. NO. NO. 622 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,228 PLEASE DON'T WRITE A LETTER. 623 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,228 LOOK, JUST CALM DOWN. 624 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,021 YOU GUYS JUST--JUST STAY HERE. 625 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,107 STAY--STAY HERE 626 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,107 THE WHOLE WEEKEND. 627 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,107 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 628 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,151 BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, 629 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,151 DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM. 630 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,904 DON'T LEAVE THIS ROOM, 631 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,904 'CAUSE--'CAUSE IF YOU 632 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,904 LEAVE THIS ROOM, 633 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,739 EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE 634 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,739 THOSE HIDEOUS SCARS. 635 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,240 SCAR? 636 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,240 SCAR? 637 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,200 (Tiffany) 638 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,200 OH, MY GOD! PERMANENT DAMAGE! 639 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,995 OH MY GOD. 640 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,995 MY LIFE IS OVER. 641 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,082 IF I LOSE THIS JOB 642 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,082 WITH THESE GOOD BENEFITS, 643 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,082 GINA'S GONNA KILL ME. 644 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,542 [door closing] 645 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,127 [cars honking] 646 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,545 WELL? 647 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,880 THEY WON'T GO. 648 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,590 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 649 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,590 THEY WON'T GO? 650 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,049 THEY WON'T GO. 651 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,426 MARCUS, THIS WEEKEND 652 00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,426 IN THE HAMPTONS 653 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,052 MEANS EVERYTHING 654 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,052 FOR THESE GIRLS. 655 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,472 THEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOW UP 656 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,472 WITH A SCRATCHED-UP NOSE 657 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,766 AND A BUSTED LIP 658 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,766 FOR NOBODY. 659 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,560 OK. 660 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,646 [traffic rumbling] 661 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,230 THAT'S COOL. 662 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,275 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 663 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,820 NOTHIN', I'M JUST GOING 664 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,820 TO KILL MYSELF 665 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,820 BEFORE THE CHIEF DOES. 666 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,237 BYE-BYE, KEVIN. 667 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,237 COME ON. 668 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,990 DON'T DO THAT. 669 00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,990 STOP BEING RIDICULOUS. 670 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,158 I'M NOT BEING RIDICULOUS, 671 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,158 KEVIN. YOU HEARD THE MAN. 672 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,619 ONE MORE SCREW-UP, 673 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,619 AND ME AND YOU ARE THROUGH. 674 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,619 I KNOW, MAN! 675 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,829 [cell phone ringing] 676 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,829 SEE? 677 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,289 THAT'S PROBABLY HIM 678 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,289 RIGHT NOW. 679 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,166 HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHIEF? 680 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 LOOK, THERE'S 681 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 SOMETHING ME AND KEVIN 682 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293 WANT TO TELL YOU. 683 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,546 YEAH, UH, YEAH, CHIEF? HEY. 684 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,090 UH, YEAH, ME AND MARCUS JUST-- 685 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,090 WE JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU 686 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,090 FOR THE OPPORTUNITY-- 687 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,509 NO, WE DIDN'T. 688 00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,509 OH, YEAH. 689 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553 YEAH, YEAH, 690 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553 WE REALLY 691 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553 APPRECIATE IT. 692 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,014 WELL, THEY JUST WANTED 693 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,014 TO STOP OFF 694 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,014 AND GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT. 695 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,557 HE LYING-- 696 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,934 YEAH. OH 697 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,477 2, 3 HOURS MAX. 698 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,562 [whining] 699 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,022 OH, TRUST ME. 700 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,857 IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM 701 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,857 THERE IN 3 HOURS, 702 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,150 I'LL CUT 'EM OFF 703 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,150 AND MAIL 'EM TO YOU MYSELF. 704 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,610 ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE. 705 00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,610 BYE. 706 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,362 HE LIED, CHIEF. OH. 707 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,948 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 708 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,826 YOU KNOW THEM GIRLS 709 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,826 AIN'T GONNA BE THERE. 710 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,661 OH, THEY'LL BE THERE. 711 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,873 HEY, JOSH. 712 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,542 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE 713 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,542 PART OF THE TEAM? 714 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627 [sample from 715 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627 Blazing Saddles] 716 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627 WHERE ARE THE WHITE WOMEN AT? 717 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,546 LET'S DO THIS. 718 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:12,258 ♪[Shake It like a White Girl 719 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:12,258 by Jesse Jaymes playing] 720 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690 ♪ GIRLS, WELL, 721 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690 THEY'RE HARD TO FIND ♪ 722 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,026 ♪ BUT I SAW THE GIRL 723 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,026 WHO WAS ONE OF A KIND ♪ 724 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,111 ♪ A WHITE GIRL 725 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,111 WHO BLEW MY MIND ♪ 726 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,488 ♪ SHE LOOKED GOOD UP FRONT, 727 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,488 BUT BETTER FROM BEHIND ♪ 728 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,783 ♪ HAD A REAL NICE BODY, 729 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,783 SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SNOTTY ♪ 730 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,826 ♪ BUT SO WHAT, 731 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,826 THE CHICK WAS A HOTTIE ♪ 732 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,120 ♪ I CLEARED MY THROAT 733 00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,120 AND I WENT UP TO GET HER ♪ 734 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,289 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE HAD THE LOOK 735 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,289 I WANT TO KNOW BETTER ♪ 736 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,583 ♪ SHE WAS WIGGLIN', GIGGLIN', 737 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,583 SHAKIN', JIGGLIN' ♪ 738 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,919 ♪ MOVIN', GROOVIN', 739 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,919 DANCIN', WIGGLIN' ♪ 740 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,088 ♪ I SAID HOW YOU DOIN'? 741 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,088 BY ANY CHANCE ♪ 742 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,298 ♪ CAN I HAVE THE HONOR 743 00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,298 OF THE NEXT DANCE? ♪ 744 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,591 ♪ SHE SAID, 745 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,591 OH, YES ♪ 746 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,009 [exclaiming] 747 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,928 HE'S RIGHT. 748 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,928 MAKE 'EM BIGGER. 749 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,721 ♪ I DID A STUTTER-STEP 750 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,721 LIKE EARL THE PEARL ♪ 751 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,556 ♪ BUT I COULDN'T KEEP UP ♪ 752 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,601 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE SHOOK IT 753 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,601 LIKE A WHITE GIRL ♪ 754 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,527 ♪ SHAKE IT LIKE A WHITE GIRL, 755 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,527 SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT ♪ 756 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,419 ♪ SHAKE IT ON DOWN, 757 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,419 ON DOWN ♪ 758 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,089 CHIEF. 759 00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,089 MMM? 760 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,715 THEY'RE HERE. 761 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300 ALL RIGHT, THE GIRLS 762 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300 ARE YOURS. 763 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300 STICK WITH THEM. 764 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,635 DON'T BLOW 765 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,635 YOUR COVER. 766 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,970 YES, SIR. 767 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,554 ARE YOU SURE 768 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,554 THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 769 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,640 JUST TRUST ME. 770 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,640 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 771 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,814 [spitting] 772 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,987 SHH. 773 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,201 [man wolf-whistling] 774 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,995 YO, WHAT'S UP, MONEY? 775 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,995 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 776 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,705 WHAT YOU LOOKIN' 777 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,705 AT MY ASS FOR? 778 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,999 [Baby yelping] 779 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,999 NO, YO, HOLD MY POODLE. 780 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,999 HOLD MY POODLE! 781 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,959 HEY, YO, WHAT'S UP? 782 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,959 Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM? 783 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,794 Y'ALL WANT SOME OF THIS? 784 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,794 YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, PUNK? 785 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,672 WHAT? WHAT, BOY? WHAT? 786 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,672 I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU! 787 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,382 LET'S GET OUT 788 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,382 OF HERE. 789 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,676 I GOT THIS FOR YOU! 790 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,676 KISS MY BLACK ASS! 791 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,303 MARCUS, CUT IT OUT! 792 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,303 HE LOOKIN' AT ME 793 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,303 LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF GIRL. 794 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,848 YOU ARE A GIRL! 795 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,848 AND YOU BETTER 796 00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,848 START ACTING LIKE ONE, 797 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,100 OR YOU'RE GONNA BE 798 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,100 A UNEMPLOYED GIRL. 799 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,935 DAMN. 800 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,896 I'D SURE LIKE TO 801 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,896 CUT THAT CAKE. 802 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,522 HERE, YO, HOLD THIS! 803 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,482 HEY, YO, YOU TRYING TO 804 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,482 LOOK AT MY LUMPS? 805 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,484 I'LL PULL OFF MY G-STRING 806 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,484 AND HANDLE MINE. 807 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,486 KEVIN, IT'S GOMEZ. 808 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,486 I'LL HANDLE MINE. 809 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,240 WELCOME TO 810 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,240 THE ROYAL HAMPTONS HOTEL. 811 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,117 THE BAGS ARE 812 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,117 IN THE CAR, JOSE. 813 00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,326 UH, THE NAME IS GOMEZ. 814 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,285 WHATEVER. 815 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,329 HERE. 816 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,329 AND TAKE BABY. 817 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,166 CLEAN OUT HIS BAG. 818 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,166 POOR THING JUST 819 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,166 POOPED EVERYWHERE. 820 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,625 AND TEACH HIM HOW TO SAY 821 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,625 "QUIERO TACO BELL." 822 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,753 THANKS A LOT, RICO SUAVE. 823 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,753 GRAZI. 824 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,962 (Marcus) 825 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,962 THANKS, JULIO. 826 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,380 RIGHT AWAY, MA'AM. 827 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,590 [Baby whimpering] 828 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,800 ♪[music playing] 829 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,347 [crashing] 830 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:09,309 SWEETIE, YOU'VE GOT TO 831 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:09,309 SLOW UP WITH THOSE COSMOS. 832 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,229 [giggling] 833 00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,229 I'M FINE. 834 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,107 BRITTANY AND TIFFANY WILSON, 835 00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,107 CHECKING IN. 836 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,525 SORRY. UH, UH, 837 00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,525 THEY'RE NEW. 838 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,153 DR. DORFMAN 839 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,153 DID AN AMAZING JOB. 840 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,239 OH, THEY FEEL SO REAL. 841 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,239 [laughing] 842 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,366 HI. YEAH, 843 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,366 I--I JUST, UH... 844 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,454 I NEED A--A 845 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,454 CREDIT CARD, PLEASE. 846 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,454 A-AND SOME I.D., PLEASE. 847 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,417 CREDIT CARD? I.D.? 848 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,047 I'M SO FRICKIN' PISSED. 849 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,840 MA'AM, I-- 850 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,840 FIRST OF ALL, 851 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,383 I GO TO DR. DORFMAN. 852 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,302 HE TOTALLY 853 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,302 MESSES UP MY NOSE JOB. 854 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,555 I ASK HIM TO MAKE ME 855 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,555 LOOK LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW. 856 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,684 [sobbing] 857 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,684 I GET OFF THE SURGERY TABLE 858 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,684 LOOKING LIKE FRICKIN' SHREK. 859 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,481 THEN I GET HERE, 860 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,481 AND MR. HARPER 861 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,819 MAKES ME FEEL LIKE 862 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,819 I'M SOME DUMB BLONDE 863 00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,819 WITH FAKE BOOBS 864 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,695 GOING TO 865 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,695 A HUGH HEFNER PARTY. 866 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864 NO, NO, 867 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864 I--I DIDN'T MEAN 868 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864 TO OFFEND YOU. 869 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,159 IT'S JUST-- 870 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,159 IT'S--IT'S PROTOCOL. 871 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,159 I'M GOING TO HAVE A B.F. 872 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,535 OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GOING 873 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,535 TO HAVE A BITCH FIT. OH! 874 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,165 NO. NO, NO, NO, D-D-DON'T 875 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,165 HAVE A--A--A B.F. NOW-- 876 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,791 I WANT TO SPEAK 877 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,791 TO YOUR SUPERVISOR. 878 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,002 BETTER YET, I'M GOING 879 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,002 TO WRITE A LETTER. 880 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,754 MISS, THERE'S NO REASON TO-- 881 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,754 YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. 882 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:25,094 "DEAR MR. ROYAL HAMPTON, 883 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:29,723 "I AM A WHITE WOMAN 884 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642 IN AMERICA." 885 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642 LADIES? 886 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,186 IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE? 887 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,104 YEAH. 888 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,104 NO. 889 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,104 YES. 890 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231 SIR, NO, NO, 891 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231 THERE'S--THERE'S-- 892 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231 THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I-- 893 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,193 (Chief) 894 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,193 THESE ARE 2 895 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,193 OF OUR V.I.P. GUESTS. 896 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,237 ISSUE THEM KEYS. 897 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,237 IMMEDIATELY, HMM? 898 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,280 YES, SIR. 899 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,158 V.I.P. 900 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,158 LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS. 901 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,744 WHAT A SWEETHEART. 902 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,744 HERE YOU ARE. 903 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,744 ENJOY YOUR STAY. 904 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,208 HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU 905 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,208 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE 906 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,208 DENZEL WASHINGTON? 907 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,667 [Chief tittering] 908 00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,963 YES, ACTUALLY I, UH, HAVE 909 00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,963 HEARD IT ONCE OR TWICE. 910 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,468 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL 911 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,468 CHOCOLATE MAN. 912 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,720 [laughs] 913 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,763 BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD. 914 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,767 OOH, THAT WAS CLOSE. 915 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,767 YEAH. 916 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,435 [chattter, exclaiming] 917 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,897 ARE THEY WAVING AT US? 918 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,897 I DON'T KNOW. 919 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,941 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 920 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,941 JUST ACT FRIENDLY. 921 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,484 [girls hooting] 922 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,362 MY GOD. 923 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,949 HI. 924 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,410 WELL, DON'T ACT 925 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,410 LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW US. 926 00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,499 KAREN? LISA? TORI? 927 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,336 OH, MY GOD! 928 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,628 UH, DUH! 929 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,672 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU 930 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,672 IN FOREVER. 931 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,632 IT'S ONLY BEEN 932 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,632 A YEAR. 933 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,843 DID YOU DO SOMETHING 934 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,843 DIFFERENT TO YOUR HAIR? 935 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,636 NO. 936 00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,222 YOU GAIN WEIGHT? 937 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,430 NO. 938 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,351 I KNOW! 939 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,351 YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY. 940 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:58,104 YEAH. 941 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,606 TOTALLY. TOTAL FIRE SIGN. 942 00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,606 I KNEW IT. 943 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,025 I TOTALLY KNEW IT. 944 00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,025 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 945 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,152 THERE IS DEFINITELY 946 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,863 SOMETHING DIFFERENT 947 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,863 ABOUT THE 2 OF YOU. 948 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,951 [gasps] 949 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,828 COLLAGEN. 950 00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,081 YEAH! 951 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,293 YOU LITTLE WITCH. 952 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,293 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 953 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,044 DUH, IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS. 954 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,172 YOUR LIPS WENT FROM 955 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,172 CAMERON DIAZ TO JAY-Z. 956 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,466 (Lisa) 957 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,466 HEY. 958 00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,970 YOU GOT TALLER, TOO. 959 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,055 OH, UM, 960 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,640 WE GOT OUR KNEES DONE. 961 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,891 [gasps] 962 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,185 YOU CAN DO THAT? 963 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,185 YOU CAN DO THAT? 964 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,728 YOU SHOULD DO THAT! 965 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,728 YES! YES! 966 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,064 WELL, IT WAS REALLY GOOD 967 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,064 SEEING YOU LADIES. BYE! 968 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,441 SEE YOU LATER. 969 00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,441 EXCUSE ME. 970 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,817 WHERE DO YOU THINK 971 00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,817 YOU'RE GOING? 972 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,902 UM, TO GO FRESHEN UP? 973 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,902 YEAH. 974 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,280 THE HAMPTONS MAGAZINE 975 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,280 RECEPTION JUST STARTED, 976 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,825 SO LET'S HIT IT. 977 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,825 [all chattering] 978 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,077 ♪ OH, IT'S MY LIFE ♪ 979 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,329 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 980 00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,413 ♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ♪ 981 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,373 ARE THOSE THE 982 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,373 WILSON SISTERS? 983 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,792 MORE LIKE 984 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,792 THE WILT CHAMBERLAIN 985 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,792 SISTERS. 986 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,170 MAN, I NEVER NOTICED 987 00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,170 HOW BIG THEY ARE. 988 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,089 BUT I'D STILL BONE! 989 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,926 OH, MY GOD. 990 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,926 THERE'S HEATH. 991 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,011 HI. 992 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,557 DUDE, ARE YOU HITTING 993 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,557 KAREN GOOGLESTEIN, 994 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,557 THE SOAP HEIRESS, TOO? 995 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,601 HOW DO YOU KEEP 996 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,601 THAT SHIT DANGLING? 997 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,062 I KEEP TELLING HER 998 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,062 I'M GOING TO BREAK UP 999 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,062 WITH MY GIRL. 1000 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,106 YOU BETTER HOPE 1001 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,106 HEATHER DOESN'T FIND OUT. 1002 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,983 SHE WON'T. 1003 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,652 AT LEAST UNTIL 1004 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,652 I WRAP UP THIS BIG DEAL 1005 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,652 WITH HER FATHER. 1006 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,196 (Heath) 1007 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,196 HEY, MR. V! 1008 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,951 AND LOOK, 1009 00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,951 THERE THEY ARE. 1010 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,911 THE FEN-PHEN TWINS. 1011 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,830 THEY'RE HOT. 1012 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,667 WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND? 1013 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,667 THAT'S HEATHER 1014 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,667 AND MEGAN VANDERGELD. 1015 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753 YOUR SWORN ENEMIES 1016 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753 SINCE YOU WERE LIKE, 1017 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753 I DON'T KNOW, 8? 1018 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753 YEAH. 1019 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,216 TOTALLY FORGOT. 1020 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,216 DID I SAY HOT? 1021 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,216 I MEANT NOT! 1022 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,384 TOTALLY HATE THEM. 1023 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,344 DID YOU GUYS 1024 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,344 HEAR ABOUT MEGAN? 1025 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:57,473 SHE GOT STOPPED 1026 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:57,473 BY SECURITY AT SAKS 1027 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:57,473 TRYING TO PULL A WINONA. 1028 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,602 MEGAN. 1029 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,602 HUH? 1030 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,355 (Megan) 1031 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,355 OH, GOD. 1032 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,898 [giggling] 1033 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,898 COME ON. 1034 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:11,778 EXCUSE ME. 1035 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,239 (Megan) 1036 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,239 THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. 1037 00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,948 MOVE. 1038 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,453 LOOK WHO JUST FLEW IN 1039 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,453 FROM THE SLUMS 1040 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,453 OF BEVERLY HILLS. 1041 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,830 IT'S THE BEVERLY 1042 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,830 HO-BILLIES! 1043 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,041 [people chattering] 1044 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,753 SQUEEZE ME? 1045 00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,753 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! 1046 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,671 (Marcus) 1047 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,671 I'M SORRY, BUT, UH, 1048 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,298 WE JUST SAW 1049 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,298 YOUR NEW VIDEO. 1050 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,717 YEAH, THEY HAD A SCREENING 1051 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,717 OVER AT SAKS 5TH AVENUE-- 1052 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,969 IN THE SECURITY OFFICE. 1053 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,513 [both laughing] 1054 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,473 A KLEPT-HO-MANIAC. 1055 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:40,516 [both giggling] 1056 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,936 YOUR MOTHER 1057 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,936 SHOPS AT SAKS. 1058 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,398 WHAT? 1059 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,400 [both hissing] 1060 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,736 OH, MY GOD. YOU WANT TO 1061 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,736 TALK ABOUT MOTHERS? 1062 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,363 [both exclaiming] 1063 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,908 (Kevin) 1064 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,908 OH, YOU WANT TO 1065 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,908 TALK ABOUT MOTHERS. 1066 00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:00,160 IT'S MOTHER TIME. OK. 1067 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,123 YOUR MOTHER'S SO DUMB 1068 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,123 SHE WENT TO DR. DRE 1069 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,123 FOR A PAP SMEAR! 1070 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,460 "SOMETHING'S WRONG, DR. DRE. 1071 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,460 MY COOCHIE'S 1072 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,460 DOIN' A BEATBOX!" 1073 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,670 ♪[immitating rap beat] 1074 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,670 YEAH? WELL, 1075 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,670 YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID, 1076 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,924 SHE EXERCISES WHEN 1077 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,924 SHE COULD JUST GET, LIKE, 1078 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,924 LIPOSUCTION OR SOMETHING. 1079 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,218 YEAH. 1080 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,218 YOUR MOTHER'S SO OLD 1081 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,095 THAT HER BREAST MILK 1082 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,095 IS POWDERED! 1083 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,556 YOU BREAST-FEED 1084 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,556 LIKE THIS. 1085 00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,932 [all laughing] 1086 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,602 YOUR MOTHER 1087 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,602 IS SO, LIKE... 1088 00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,562 SHE'S SO... 1089 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,065 MEGAN, YOU GO. 1090 00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,817 YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID 1091 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,320 THAT SHE GOES TO 1092 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,320 BARNEYS ROOFTOP DECK 1093 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,320 RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH 1094 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,990 AND ORDERS A NICOISE SALAD AND 1095 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,990 CALLS IT A "NI-KOISE" SALAD. 1096 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,242 "NI-KOISE" SALAD, RIGHT? 1097 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,411 YOUR MOTHER'S ASS 1098 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,411 IS SO HAIRY, 1099 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,913 IT LOOKS LIKE DON KING'S 1100 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,913 ABOUT TO POP OUT AND SAY, 1101 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,748 "ONLY IN AMERICA!" 1102 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,792 YOUR MOTHER'S SO STUPID 1103 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,796 THAT SHE GOES INTO GUCCI 1104 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,796 AND SHE TRIES TO BUY, 1105 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,796 LIKE, FENDI AND STUFF. 1106 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,048 MEGAN, HEATHER. 1107 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,048 COME ON NOW, GIRLS. 1108 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,967 IS THIS ANY WAY TO SPEAK 1109 00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,967 TO YOUR PARTY GUESTS? 1110 00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,012 (Warren) 1111 00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,012 WOW! BRITTANY 1112 00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,012 AND TIFFANY WILSON. 1113 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,640 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU 1114 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,640 SINCE YOU WERE... 1115 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,016 SMALLER. 1116 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,019 YEAH. WELL, 1117 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,019 WE'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW. 1118 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,937 YEAH, 1119 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,937 I CAN SEE THAT. 1120 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,065 LADIES, I FULLY EXPECT 1121 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,065 TO SEE YOU LATER 1122 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,065 AT THE WHITE PARTY. 1123 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,860 I THINK IT'S GONNA 1124 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,860 BE THE BEST ONE EVER. 1125 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,612 WE'LL BE THERE. 1126 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:17,946 TAKE CARE. BYE. 1127 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,199 BYE, MR. V. 1128 00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,199 GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN. 1129 00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,452 THIS ISN'T OVER YET. 1130 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,372 THIS IS A LONG WEEKEND. 1131 00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:29,041 YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK. 1132 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,335 [snapping fingers] 1133 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,335 LADIES. 1134 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,504 WHATEVER. 1135 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:37,090 I CAN'T BELIEVE 1136 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:37,090 YOU GUYS JUST DID THAT 1137 00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:37,090 TO THE VANDERGELDS. 1138 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,219 YOU KNOW, THEY COULD 1139 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,219 TAKE YOU OFF 1140 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,219 THE SCENE JUST LIKE THAT. 1141 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,306 YEAH, BUT IT WAS 1142 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,306 SO COOL, YOU GUYS. 1143 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,849 SO COOL! 1144 00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:47,518 [girls giggling] 1145 00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,520 ISN'T THAT DENISE PORTER 1146 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,605 FROM NEW YORK 1 NEWS? 1147 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,605 (Tori) YEAH. 1148 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,358 I'M WORKING ON GETTING YOU 1149 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,358 AN INTERVIEW WITH HER. 1150 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,984 GREAT FOR YOUR IMAGE. 1151 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:59,196 I THINK I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE 1152 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:59,196 AND INTRODUCE MYSELF. 1153 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,114 DO YOU THINK 1154 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,114 NOW'S A GOOD TIME? 1155 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,782 ACTUALLY, 1156 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,782 IT'S A PERFECT TIME. 1157 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:03,992 WOULDN'T WANT TO 1158 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:03,992 MISS A PHOTO OP. 1159 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,619 [grunting] 1160 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,619 NEVER THAT. 1161 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,204 SEE YOU LATER. 1162 00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,204 HAVE FUN. 1163 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,914 WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY? 1164 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,914 DID YOU JUST GET CRAMPS? 1165 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,916 YEAH. 1166 00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,916 DO YOU NEED A TAMP? 1167 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,001 HEATING PAD? 1168 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,127 HORS D'OEUVRES? 1169 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,714 OH, THANK YOU, 1170 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,714 WOLFGANG PACO. 1171 00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,048 HMM. 1172 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,426 WOULD YOU GIVE THAT 1173 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,426 TO BABY? THANK YOU. 1174 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,010 BYE, CHICO. 1175 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,010 BON APPETIT. 1176 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,721 VAMONOS. 1177 00:29:23,721 --> 00:29:25,055 (Lisa) 1178 00:29:23,721 --> 00:29:25,055 I'LL HAVE ONE. 1179 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,141 [in male voice] 1180 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,141 HI, MY NAME IS-- 1181 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,394 BRITTANY WILSON, OF COURSE. 1182 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,772 [in female voice] 1183 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,772 YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 1184 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,772 BRITTANY WILSON. YEAH! 1185 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,649 WELL, IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW. 1186 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,611 BESIDES, YOUR PUBLICIST, 1187 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,611 TORI, HAS BEEN CALLING ME 1188 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,611 NON-STOP 1189 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,320 ABOUT SETTING UP 1190 00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,320 AN INTERVIEW WITH YOU. 1191 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,948 WELL, IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN 1192 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,948 YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL, 1193 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,075 I PROBABLY WOULD'VE 1194 00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,075 CALLED YOU MYSELF. 1195 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,828 WELL, IF I WASN'T MISTAKEN, 1196 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,206 I'D THINK YOU WERE FLIRTING 1197 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,206 WITH ME, MISS WILSON. 1198 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:57,170 ME? FLIRTING WITH YOU? 1199 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:57,170 A GIRL? NEVER. 1200 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,464 [cackling] 1201 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,758 SORRY, HONEY. 1202 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,758 I DON'T EAT SUSHI. 1203 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,135 STRICTLY BEEF. 1204 00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,135 (laughs) 1205 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,596 BOY, YOU'RE REALLY STRONG, 1206 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,596 AREN'T YOU? 1207 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,264 IT'S FROM ALL THAT PROTEIN. 1208 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,099 [laughing] 1209 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:13,562 OH, MY GOD. 1210 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:13,562 THESE ARE DELICIOUS. 1211 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,356 YOU MIGHT WANT TO SLOW DOWN 1212 00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,356 ON THE CHEESE. 1213 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,987 YOU MEAN, THERE'S CHEESE, 1214 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,987 AS IN DAIRY CHEESE? 1215 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,365 YEAH. UNLESS YOU KNOW 1216 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,365 ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE QUICHE. 1217 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,284 [all laughing] 1218 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,457 [stomach growling] 1219 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,457 UH, LADIES, I--I THINK I GOT 1220 00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,457 TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1221 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,083 OH, GOOD. WE'LL COME WITH. 1222 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,083 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1223 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,294 I--I CAN HANDLE IT MYSELF. 1224 00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,294 THANK YOU, THOUGH. 1225 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,756 LIKE WE'RE GOING 1226 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,756 TO LET YOU GO ALONE. 1227 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,756 YEAH, COME ON. 1228 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,882 TIME FOR TOUCHUPS ANYWAY. 1229 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,803 MOVE, BITCH. 1230 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,600 [groaning] 1231 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,145 OH, GOD. 1232 00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:58,982 [farting] 1233 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,359 [Marcus moaning] 1234 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,068 [Marcus panting] 1235 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,320 OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS. 1236 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,364 HEATH IS HERE. 1237 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,364 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1238 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,282 KAREN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND 1239 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,282 WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM. 1240 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,827 HE'S AN OUT-OF-WORK ACTOR 1241 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,827 LIVING IN A SHARE HOUSE. 1242 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,287 AND HE DRIVES 1243 00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,287 A 3-SERIES B.M.W. 1244 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,455 [farting] 1245 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,541 [Marcus groaning] 1246 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,167 YOU KNOW, TORI, 1247 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,167 I REALLY THINK 1248 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,211 THAT YOU NEED TO CUT HEATH 1249 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,211 A LITTLE BIT OF SLACK, OK? 1250 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,588 BECAUSE HIS AUNT DIED 1251 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,588 3 YEARS AGO AND HE REALLY 1252 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,588 NEEDS NEW HEADSHOTS. 1253 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,216 HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH 1254 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,216 A REALLY ROUGH TIME 1255 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,216 RIGHT NOW. OK? 1256 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,092 [Marcus farting, 1257 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,092 groaning] 1258 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,975 [farting] 1259 00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,975 YOU OK? 1260 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,853 [continues farting] 1261 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,896 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT 1262 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,896 IN THERE? 1263 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,317 IT'S FINE. SHIT. 1264 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,487 TIFF, WE'RE JUST 1265 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,487 GOING TO MEET 1266 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,487 YOU OUTSIDE. OK? 1267 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:46,780 [farting] 1268 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,323 OK. 1269 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,619 LOVE YOU. 1270 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,079 [groaning] 1271 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:58,291 MAN, IT MAY BE SUMMERTIME 1272 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:58,291 IN THE HAMPTONS, 1273 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:02,921 BUT IT IS SNOWING 1274 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:02,921 UP IN HERE. 1275 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,091 TONY, HAND ME MY BOOTS 1276 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,091 BECAUSE I'M ABOUT 1277 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,091 TO GO SKIING. 1278 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,217 [exclaims] 1279 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,261 GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT, 1280 00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,261 LATRELL. 1281 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,388 THAT'S WHAT 1282 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,388 I DO, BABY. 1283 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:14,140 [people chattering] 1284 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,272 NOW THAT'S WHAT 1285 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,272 I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 1286 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,528 A WHITE GIRL WITH 1287 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,528 A BLACK GIRL'S ASS. 1288 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,447 I'M TAKIN' 1289 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,447 THAT HOME TO MAMA. 1290 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,532 OHH. 1291 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,701 PARDON ME. 1292 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,203 SANTA MUST'VE COME 1293 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,203 EARLY THIS YEAR, 1294 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,457 BECAUSE YOU WERE FIRST 1295 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,457 ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST. 1296 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,875 OOH, THERE IT IS, 1297 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,875 RIGHT THERE. 1298 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:44,588 I WANT TO KNOW. 1299 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:44,588 ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE? 1300 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,425 SORRY, 1301 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,425 I'M NOT INTERESTED. 1302 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,512 I'LL TAKE THAT 1303 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,512 AS NAUGHTY. 1304 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,097 NAUGHTY. 1305 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,974 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: 1306 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,937 "ONCE YOU GO BLACK, 1307 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,937 YOU'RE GOING TO 1308 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,937 NEED A WHEELCHAIR." 1309 00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:01,271 HEY, LATRELL. 1310 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,565 I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT. 1311 00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,109 TONY. 1312 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,486 OK, CALL ME LATER. 1313 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,737 AS I WAS SAYIN'... 1314 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,737 YEAH. 1315 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,238 LOOK, KING KONG. 1316 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,950 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOU 1317 00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,950 AND YOUR 1980 PICKUP LINES, 1318 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,243 CLIMB ALL THE UP TO THE TOP 1319 00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,243 OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING, 1320 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,745 BEAT ON YOUR BIG 1321 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,745 OLD MONKEY CHEST, 1322 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,247 AND THEN JUMP OFF? 1323 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,247 EXCUSE ME. 1324 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,541 NOW, NOW, HOLD UP, 1325 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,541 HOLD ON NOW. I'LL GET THE-- 1326 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,585 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, MAN. 1327 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:26,379 [groaning] 1328 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,966 SHE DON'T KNOW IT YET, 1329 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,134 OH, BUT THAT'S WIFEY 1330 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,134 RIGHT THERE. 1331 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,512 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 1332 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,512 FOR JUST ONE SECOND. 1333 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,598 I'M WARREN VANDERGELD. 1334 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,598 I'M SURE MOST OF YOU KNOW ME, 1335 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,476 AND I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU 1336 00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,476 THAT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. 1337 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:43,480 THE VANDERGELD FOUNDATION'S 1338 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:43,480 ANNUAL CHARITY AUCTION. 1339 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,274 [people cheering] 1340 00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,193 SO BRING YOUR CHECKBOOK, 1341 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,571 DRESS TO IMPRESS, 1342 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,571 AND WE'LL SEE YOU 1343 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,571 THERE. HAVE FUN. 1344 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,114 OK, OK. 1345 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,575 SO WHAT ARE YOU 1346 00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,575 GOING TO WEAR? 1347 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,202 UH, THIS? 1348 00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,498 [all laughing] 1349 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,625 (Tori) 1350 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,625 YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 1351 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,043 [clears throat] 1352 00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,043 OK. 1353 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,962 LADIES, YOU KNOW 1354 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,962 WHAT THIS MEANS. 1355 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,548 (all) 1356 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,548 SHOPPING! 1357 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,385 (both) 1358 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,385 SHOPPING. 1359 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,261 (male radio announcer) 1360 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,261 AND NOW, 1361 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,764 THE NUMBER-ONE 1362 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,764 MOST REQUESTED SONG 1363 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,764 ON W.Q.Q.R... 1364 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,182 ♪[A Thousand Miles 1365 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,182 by Vanessa Carlton playing] 1366 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,018 OH, MY GOD! 1367 00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,018 IT'S OUR JAM! 1368 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,061 THIS IS OUR JAM. 1369 00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,061 THIS IS OUR JAM, LADIES. 1370 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,396 COME ON. 1371 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,396 OH, MY GOD. 1372 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,522 READY? 1373 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,522 YES. 1374 00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,315 5, 6, 7, 8... 1375 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,360 (all) 1376 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,360 ♪ MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, 1377 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,360 WALKING FAST ♪ 1378 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,612 ♪ FACES PASS 1379 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,612 AND I'M HOMEBOUND ♪ 1380 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,489 ♪[humming] 1381 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,158 ♪[humming] 1382 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,160 ♪ STARING BLANKLY AHEAD ♪ 1383 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,746 ♪ JUST MAKING MY WAY ♪ 1384 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,541 ♪ MAKING A WAY 1385 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,541 THROUGH THE CROWD ♪ 1386 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,460 TAKE IT, TIFF AND BRITT. 1387 00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,460 THIS IS YOUR VERSE. 1388 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,047 ♪ INTO THE SKY ♪ 1389 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:51,715 [both muttering] 1390 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,467 ♪ DO YOU THINK TIME 1391 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,467 WOULD PASS ME BY ♪ 1392 00:34:54,467 --> 00:35:00,139 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D WALK 1393 00:34:54,467 --> 00:35:00,139 A THOUSAND MILES ♪ 1394 00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:04,811 ♪ IF I COULD JUST SEE YOU ♪ 1395 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,813 ♪ TOMORROW-- ♪ 1396 00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,813 ♪ TONIGHT ♪ 1397 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,899 SORRY, C-MINUS. 1398 00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,483 ♪ THE REALEST NIGGA ♪ 1399 00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,777 WHOO! 1400 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,112 THAT'S HOT. 1401 00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,112 TOTALLY HOT. 1402 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,614 ♪ FEEL THAT NIGGA ♪ 1403 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,949 [music stops] 1404 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,949 GUYS! 1405 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,534 I CAN'T BELIEVE 1406 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,534 THAT YOU JUST SAID THAT. 1407 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,703 SAID WHAT? 1408 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,538 THE "N" WORD. 1409 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,293 UH....SO? 1410 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,421 NOBODY'S AROUND. 1411 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,421 YEAH. 1412 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,217 ♪ REALEST NIGGA ♪ 1413 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,637 (all) 1414 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,637 ♪ 50 CENT AND B.I.G. 1415 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,637 MY NIGGA ♪ 1416 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,139 ♪ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE 1417 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,139 YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE A NIGGA ♪ 1418 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,808 ♪ BIGGIE YO NIGGA, 1419 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,808 50 YO NIGGA ♪ 1420 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,392 ♪ SQUEEZE THE TRIGGA' 1421 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,392 LEAVE A NIGGA FO' SHO ♪ 1422 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,604 [singing, laughing] 1423 00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:53,110 WHOA. 1424 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:57,948 PANTIES! 1425 00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,074 AWW! 1426 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,453 BUSH! 1427 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,453 AW, NICE! 1428 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,125 BALL! 1429 00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,125 BALLS! 1430 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:11,044 OHH! I'M GONNA 1431 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:11,044 THROW UP! 1432 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,254 LADIES, CAN I HELP YOU? 1433 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,423 YES, ACTUALLY. 1434 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,423 I NEED SOMETHING 1435 00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,423 FOR MY FRIEND. 1436 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:19,636 SOMETHING THAT SAYS, 1437 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:19,636 "I'M NOT A WHORE, BUT 1438 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:19,636 I'M NOT A VIRGIN EITHER." 1439 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:22,014 I'VE GOT JUST THE THING. 1440 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:22,014 COME. 1441 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,766 WHAT ABOUT YOU, BRITTANY? 1442 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,643 OH, NO, THANK YOU, 1443 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,643 SWEETIE. I'M FINE. 1444 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,353 OH, GOOD. 1445 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,353 YOU CAN HELP ME. COME ON. 1446 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,856 ME? 1447 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,856 YEAH, COME ON, WE'RE GIRLS. 1448 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,856 IT'S WHAT WE DO. 1449 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,651 OH, GOD. WHAT THE-- 1450 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,071 [grunting] 1451 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,073 [cell phone ringing] 1452 00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,073 OH-- 1453 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,078 OH, COME ON. 1454 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,668 HELLO? 1455 00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,378 HI, BABY. 1456 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:54,671 HEY, WHAT'S UP, BABY? 1457 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,339 WELL, 1458 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,339 I'M GETTING MY HAIR DONE, 1459 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,758 AND I WAS THINKING 1460 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,758 THAT WE COULD GO THE MOVIES. 1461 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,635 HOW'S THAT SOUND? 1462 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,635 UH... 1463 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,013 I'M BACK! 1464 00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,013 WHO IS THAT? 1465 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,725 OOH, YOU'RE NEVER GOING 1466 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,725 TO GET THAT BIG OLD HEAD 1467 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,725 IN THIS TINY HOLE. 1468 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,268 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. 1469 00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,268 HOLD ON. 1470 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,937 I'LL HOLD IT OPEN 1471 00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,937 WHILE YOU PUT IT IN. 1472 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,271 OK. 1473 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,271 OK? 1474 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,567 WHAT IS SHE HOLDING OPEN? 1475 00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,567 MARCUS? 1476 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,070 PUSH IT. PUSH IT. 1477 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,070 IT'S ALMOST IN. 1478 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,988 WHAT IS ALMOST IN? 1479 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,988 MARCUS. 1480 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,075 [both moaning] 1481 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,828 MARCUS ANTHONY COPELAND II, 1482 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,828 YOU BETTER ANSWER ME 1483 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,828 RIGHT NOW. 1484 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,372 [both exclaiming] 1485 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,372 IT'S SO TIGHT. 1486 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,124 TIGHT?! 1487 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,085 THE ONLY THING'S 1488 00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,085 THAT'S GOING TO BE TIGHT 1489 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,587 IS MY FOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT. 1490 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,587 YOU BETTER ANSWER ME! 1491 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,422 IT'S A PERFECT FIT. 1492 00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,761 I CAN'T BELIEVE 1493 00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,761 WHAT I JUST HEARD. 1494 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:43,887 I TOLD YOU. 1495 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,265 [panting] 1496 00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,265 I'M EXHAUSTED. 1497 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,061 GINA. DAMN. HELLO? 1498 00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,061 BABY? HELLO? 1499 00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,744 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1500 00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:12,999 THAT LOOKS SO SEXY. 1501 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,251 [gasps] 1502 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,754 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1503 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,633 "HI. I'M CELLULITE SALLY. 1504 00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,633 LOOK AT MY HUGE BEDONKEY." 1505 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,886 OH. "AND DON'T FORGET 1506 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,886 ABOUT ME. I'M BACK FAT BETTY." 1507 00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:26,263 NOW WHO COULD HAVE SAID THAT? 1508 00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:30,225 OH, YEAH, IT'S TINA 1509 00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:30,225 THE TALKING TUMMY. 1510 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,894 I CAN'T EVEN 1511 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,894 WEAR A SHORT SKIRT 1512 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,522 AND A TOP WITHOUT 1513 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,522 LOOKING LIKE A FAT PIG! 1514 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,441 WELL, CALM DOWN. 1515 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,441 I'LL GO SEE IF THERE'S 1516 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,652 SOMETHING ELSE OUT THERE 1517 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,652 FOR YOU. OK? 1518 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:44,156 [grunting] 1519 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,533 DO YOU THINK 1520 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,533 HEATH WILL... 1521 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,369 DO YOU NEED HELP? 1522 00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,369 UM... 1523 00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,371 I THINK I NEED A BIGGER SIZE. 1524 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,373 HONEY, YOU NEVER NEED 1525 00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,373 A BIGGER SIZE. 1526 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,919 COME HERE. 1527 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,919 LET ME SHOW YOU 1528 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,919 A LITTLE TRICK. 1529 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,713 BRACE YOURSELF. 1530 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,713 SUCK IT IN. 1531 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,258 OOH! 1532 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,258 SQUEEZE THOSE CHEEKS, 1533 00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,258 SISTER. 1534 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,885 SUCK IT IN. 1535 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,885 COME ON. WORK WITH ME. 1536 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:09,139 [grunting] 1537 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:09,139 DON'T GIVE UP ON ME. 1538 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:09,139 YOU CAN DO THIS. 1539 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,016 SUCK IT IN. 1540 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,267 [squealing] 1541 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,894 NOW THAT LOOKS TOTALLY CUTE. 1542 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,688 OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU KIDDING? 1543 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:21,318 "HI, I'M CARNIE WILSON BEFORE 1544 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:21,318 MY GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY." 1545 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,862 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS? 1546 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,862 THIS GOES WITH 1547 00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,862 YOUR SKIN TONE. 1548 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,699 SOMEBODY THROW SHAMU 1549 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,699 BACK IN THE OCEAN! 1550 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:31,077 OK, OK, LET ME GET YOU 1551 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:31,077 SOMETHING ELSE. OK? 1552 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,495 [zipping] 1553 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,495 OHHH! 1554 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:33,621 HOWS THAT? 1555 00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:38,084 I CAN'T BREATHE. 1556 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,378 HONEY, THIS IS JUST 1557 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,378 NOT GOING TO WORK. 1558 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,378 I'M SORRY. 1559 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,506 WELL, OF COURSE NOT. 1560 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,506 YOU'RE WEARING 1561 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,506 THE WRONG UNDERWEAR. 1562 00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,050 [screaming] 1563 00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,886 IS THAT BETTER? 1564 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,556 I CAN TASTE THE LEATHER. 1565 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:52,640 OK, YOU NEED A PAIR 1566 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:52,640 OF HOT SHOES. 1567 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,060 WHAT SIZE 1568 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,060 DO YOU WEAR AGAIN? 1569 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,020 [mumbling] 1570 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,020 14. 1571 00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,396 WHAT? 1572 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,358 A 14. 1573 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:02,817 [laughing] 1574 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,152 HONEY. 1575 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,155 DO YOU THINK 1576 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,155 YOU COULD BRING 1577 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,155 US A SIZE 10? 1578 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,824 A WHAT?! 1579 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,824 A 10. 1580 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,824 IT'S AN OPEN-TOED SLIDE. 1581 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,410 IT GIVES YOU 2 SIZES 1582 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,410 IN THE FRONT 1583 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,410 AND 2 IN THE BACK. 1584 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,870 WHAT ABOUT THESE, HUH? 1585 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,870 THIS ONE'S-- 1586 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,289 YOU BITCH! 1587 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,289 THAT'S SO TERRIBLE. 1588 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,708 LET ME GO AND SEE IF 1589 00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,708 THERE'S SOME HELP OUT THERE. 1590 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,836 SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP. 1591 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,836 YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. 1592 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,836 HANG ON. 1593 00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,171 OK. OK. 1594 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,923 (Kevin) 1595 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,923 DR. PHIL! 1596 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,008 OPRAH. SOMEBODY, HELP ME. 1597 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,676 TIFF! 1598 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,596 (Tori) 1599 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,596 COME ON OUT, HONEY. 1600 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,596 LET'S SEE. 1601 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,683 OH, IT IS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. 1602 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,144 IF YOU DON'T BUY IT, 1603 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,144 I'M BUYING IT FOR MYSELF. 1604 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,982 I DON'T KNOW. 1605 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,982 STAND UP STRAIGHT. 1606 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,277 S-STRAIGHT? OK. 1607 00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,198 HUH! 1608 00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,409 TURN AROUND. 1609 00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,953 TURN AROUND? OK. 1610 00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,623 HONEY, JUST RELAX. 1611 00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,623 BREATHE. 1612 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,843 OOPS. 1613 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,887 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1614 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,887 MAYBE A NICE DRESS. 1615 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,887 MMM. 1616 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,680 [car honking] 1617 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,183 OK. WHO WOULD YOU DO? 1618 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:20,686 JANET RENO OR ROSIE O'DONNELL? 1619 00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:20,686 OH, COME ON. 1620 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,563 AND YOU GOTTA KISS 'EM 1621 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,563 AND GO DOWN ON 'EM. 1622 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:26,067 WHAT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1623 00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:26,067 AND DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION. 1624 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,235 I... 1625 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:29,737 I DON'T KNOW. 1626 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,156 ROSIE. 1627 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,450 OH! YOU'RE A PIG. 1628 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,450 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 1629 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:36,369 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1630 00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:36,369 ROSIE'S-- SHE'S ALL RIGHT. 1631 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,954 HEADS UP. 1632 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,954 HERE THEY ARE. 1633 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,747 SANGRIA? SANGRIA, EVERYONE? 1634 00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,747 OH, YEAH. 1635 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,124 SO HOLD ON. 1636 00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,124 WHO WOULD YOU DO? 1637 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,959 NO TIME. 1638 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,959 WE'RE ON THE JOB. 1639 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672 WHAT THE... 1640 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672 OH, MY GOD, 1641 00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672 HE'S GOT MY GUN AND BADGE. 1642 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,091 GO GET HIM! 1643 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,091 [girl exclaiming] 1644 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:53,303 GET IN! GET IN THE CAR. 1645 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,056 [Lisa screaming] 1646 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,056 (Tori) 1647 00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,056 MY GOD, I NEED A CIGARETTE! 1648 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,685 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 1649 00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,685 WHAT DO WE DO? 1650 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,938 WE FOLLOW THEM. 1651 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,938 BUT WE CAN'T 1652 00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,938 BLOW OUR COVER. 1653 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,733 GIVE ME BACK MY BAG! 1654 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,694 OH, MAN. 1655 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,946 I'M GONNA RIP 1656 00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,946 YOUR HEAD OFF. 1657 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,948 [cyclist exclaiming] 1658 00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,948 YOUR ASS IS MINE! 1659 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,952 WHAT IS THIS GIRL, 1660 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,952 A TRACK STAR? 1661 00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:24,334 [grunting] 1662 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,044 OH, JEEZ. 1663 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,672 YOU MESSED WITH 1664 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,672 THE WRONG BLONDE TODAY, PAL. 1665 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,715 [growling] 1666 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,758 [tires screeching] 1667 00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:34,719 [cars honking] 1668 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,637 [Kevin grunting] 1669 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,139 OW! 1670 00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,139 HOLY CHRIST! 1671 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,016 (Kevin) 1672 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,016 NOW I'M PISSED. 1673 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,143 I THINK 1674 00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,143 SHE'S BIONIC, DUDE. 1675 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,438 [brakes squealing] 1676 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,438 [girls screaming] 1677 00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,482 YOUR ASS IS MINE NOW! 1678 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:50,943 HOLY SMOKES! 1679 00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:51,944 YEAH! 1680 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,154 THAT WAS NICE. 1681 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,781 JEEZ, LADY. 1682 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,781 ALL THAT FOR A BAG? 1683 00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:58,576 IT'S NOT JUST A BAG. 1684 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,578 IT'S PRADA. 1685 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,830 [girls cheering] 1686 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,005 (Lisa) 1687 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,005 IT WAS LIKE A REALITY SHOW! 1688 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,549 IT WAS SO COOL! 1689 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:16,511 ♪[The Four Seasons 1690 00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:16,511 by Vivaldi playing] 1691 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,596 [chattering] 1692 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,988 [thudding] 1693 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,282 [cutlery rattling] 1694 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,824 (bus boy) 1695 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,824 RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 1696 00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:40,410 NICE GOING, TORI. 1697 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,620 WAY TO GET US SAT 1698 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,620 AT THE LOSERS' TABLE. 1699 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,247 I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT 1700 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,247 ALL HOOKED UP. 1701 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,874 EXCUSE ME. 1702 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,874 I DO HAVE THE HOOK-UP. 1703 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,586 DON'T BLAME ME. 1704 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,586 BLAME LITTLE MISS 1705 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,586 DEF JAM OVER HERE 1706 00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:52,130 WHO HAD TO GO, "YO' MAMA" 1707 00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:52,130 ON THE VANDERGELDS. 1708 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,965 WE COULD BE 1709 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,965 FINISHED IN THIS TOWN. 1710 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,716 SOMEBODY HAD TO 1711 00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,716 STAND UP TO THOSE GUYS. 1712 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,218 HEY, THEY'RE 1713 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,218 THE "IT" GIRLS. 1714 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,636 THAT'S THE WAY 1715 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,636 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN. 1716 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,971 WHATEVER. 1717 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,935 HONEY, QUICK. 1718 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,935 GIVE ME A PAT. 1719 00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:09,772 NO, A POWDER 1720 00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:09,772 FOR MY NOSE. QUICK. 1721 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,149 OH. 1722 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,902 THANKS. 1723 00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,902 OK. 1724 00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,949 [laughing] 1725 00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,949 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING. 1726 00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,949 I'M JUST KIDDING. 1727 00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,493 HI, HEATH. 1728 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:25,871 KAREN, HEY. 1729 00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:27,290 SO, 1730 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,709 I TRIED TO CALL YOU, 1731 00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,709 BUT YOUR NUMBER CHANGED? 1732 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,214 YEAH, I KNOW. 1733 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,214 I--I CHANGED IT. 1734 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,591 WELL... 1735 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,553 ANYWAY, SO, 1736 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,553 I WAS JUST WONDERING 1737 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,553 IF MAYBE 1738 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,138 LATER WE COULD, 1739 00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,138 UM-- 1740 00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:45,224 UH, HELLO. WHERE HAVE 1741 00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:45,224 YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT? 1742 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:48,936 I'VE BEEN LOOKING 1743 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:48,936 ALL OVER FOR-- EW. 1744 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,106 WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER? 1745 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:55,818 CLEAN IT UP, COKE WHORE. 1746 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,740 DO YOU HAVE 1747 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,740 ANY MORE OF THAT? 1748 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,327 WELL, DON'T HATE ME 1749 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,327 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T ME. 1750 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,371 (Heather) 1751 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,371 CAN I HAVE 1752 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,371 YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE? 1753 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,873 GENTLEMEN, 1754 00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,873 GET OUT YOUR WALLETS 1755 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,833 BECAUSE YOU'LL BE 1756 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,833 BIDDING ON A DATE 1757 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,752 WITH SOME OF HAMPTONS' 1758 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,752 MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTES. 1759 00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:16,713 FIRST UP, YOURS TRULY. 1760 00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,090 HMM. 1761 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,800 WHO WANTS TO 1762 00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,800 START THE BIDDING? 1763 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,597 UH, $500. 1764 00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:26,307 $500. 1765 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,685 OK. DO I HEAR $1,000? 1766 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,685 (man) 1767 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,685 $1000. 1768 00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,979 WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL 1769 00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,979 ON THE VANDERGELDS' D-LIST. 1770 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,232 IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 1771 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,232 OH, NO. HAVE A SEAT. 1772 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,900 (Heather) 1773 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,900 $1,000. ANYONE 1774 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,900 WISH TO GO HIGHER? 1775 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,109 (man) 1776 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,109 $1500. 1777 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,109 OK. 1778 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,735 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 1779 00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:42,073 I MEAN, THEY'RE ACTUALLY 1780 00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:42,073 AUCTIONING OFF WOMEN. 1781 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,991 WOULD YOU EVER DO 1782 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,991 ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 1783 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,785 (man) $1800. 1784 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,785 WELL, IT'S, UH, 1785 00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,785 IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 1786 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:50,415 BESIDES, BEING WINED 1787 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:50,415 AND DINED BY A RICH GUY 1788 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:50,415 MIGHT BE NICE. 1789 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,918 OH. I SEE, 1790 00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,918 SO YOU LIKE RICH GUYS, HUH? 1791 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,004 I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE 1792 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,004 A PLEASANT CHANGE FROM ALL 1793 00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,004 THE LOSERS THAT ASK ME OUT. 1794 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,381 (man) 1795 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,381 $3,000. 1796 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,381 THAT'S GOOD. 1797 00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,049 I SEE. 1798 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,594 BUT I THINK THAT 1799 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,594 WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 1800 00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:04,136 $20,000. 1801 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,930 SOLD! 1802 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:10,602 $20,000! 1803 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:10,602 THAT IS A NEW RECORD. 1804 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,769 [applause] 1805 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,769 SHE DID VERY GOOD. 1806 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,982 NEXT TO BE AUCTIONED IS 1807 00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:18,443 TIFFANY WILSON. 1808 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,319 OH, THAT'S YOU. 1809 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,739 IT'S YOU. 1810 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,739 ME? OH, GREAT. 1811 00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,949 YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING. 1812 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,952 EXCUSE ME, HONEY. I-I-I'LL 1813 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,952 BE RIGHT BACK, OK? 1814 00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,371 OOH. 1815 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,586 WHO WANTS TO 1816 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,586 START THE BIDDING? 1817 00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,421 $4. 1818 00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:40,339 [all laughing] 1819 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,884 $4. DO I HEAR $5? 1820 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,511 [all laughing] 1821 00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,055 $1,000. 1822 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:51,309 $1,000. DOES ANYONE 1823 00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:51,309 WISH TO GO HIGHER? 1824 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,561 YEAH, I GOT $2,000 1825 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,561 RIGHT HERE. 1826 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,604 OW! 1827 00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,398 $3,000. 1828 00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,400 $5,000. 1829 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,235 WHO SAID THAT? 1830 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,987 HEY. 1831 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,987 OK. 1832 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:06,449 $5,000 TO THE DIRTY GEEZER 1833 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:06,449 IN THE BACK. 1834 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,701 I'M SURE NO ONE'S GONNA WISH 1835 00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,701 TO GO HIGHER THAN THAT, 1836 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,536 SO WE CAN JUST BE 1837 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,536 DONE WITH IT NOW. 1838 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:13,164 $10,000. 1839 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:15,040 $20,000. 1840 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,584 [exclaims] 1841 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:19,712 $20,000! 1842 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:19,712 GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE-- 1843 00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:23,466 $50,000... 1844 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,759 CASH! 1845 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,345 [all cheering] 1846 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,345 WHOA! $50,000! 1847 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,638 FINE! 1848 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,474 SOLD! 1849 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,474 [gasps] 1850 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,143 TO THE BIG BLACK GUY 1851 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,143 RIGHT THERE. 1852 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,395 STEP RIGHT UP 1853 00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,395 AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE. 1854 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,314 YES. 1855 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,314 WHOO-HOO! 1856 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,150 AH! NO. 1857 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,860 I DON'T WANT TO GO 1858 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,860 ON A DATE WITH BUFF DADDY. 1859 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,446 COME HERE, BABY. 1860 00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,698 [all cheering] 1861 00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,949 [inaudible] 1862 00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:52,244 [Marcus groaning] 1863 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:55,872 DUDE, MY FEET 1864 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:55,872 ARE KILLIN' ME. 1865 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,418 AND ON TOP OF THAT, 1866 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,418 THAT G-STRING 1867 00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,418 GAVE ME DIAPER RASH. 1868 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,795 HOW LONG WE GOT 1869 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,795 TO DO THIS, MAN? 1870 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,046 JUST A COUPLE MORE DAYS. 1871 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,715 I DON'T HAVE 1872 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,715 A COUPLE OF MORE DAYS. 1873 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,341 DO YOU KNOW WHO MY WIFE IS? 1874 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,803 HERE, LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE. 1875 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,803 SHE'S LOSING HER MIND. 1876 00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,430 [Gina ranting] 1877 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,015 AND YOU DON'T WANT 1878 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,015 TO HEAR THE REST. 1879 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,684 LOOK, BY THE END 1880 00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,684 OF THE WEEKEND, 1881 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,811 WE'LL BE HEROES 1882 00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,811 AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN. 1883 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,605 ALL RIGHT. 1884 00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,232 [knocking on door] 1885 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,899 (Marcus) 1886 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,899 YOU ORDER ROOM SERVICE? 1887 00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:23,860 NO. 1888 00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,611 [knocking continues] 1889 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:29,741 WHO IS IT? 1890 00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:31,492 [knocking continues] 1891 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,245 (all) 1892 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,245 HI! 1893 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,121 DAMN! THESE GIRLS WON'T QUIT. 1894 00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,248 (Karen) 1895 00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,248 BRITT! 1896 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,833 UM, 1897 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,669 WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 1898 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,669 WE'RE COMING. HANG ON. 1899 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,380 (all) 1900 00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,380 TIFF! 1901 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,090 OPEN UP! 1902 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,090 OPEN. 1903 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,633 ONE SECOND. 1904 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,135 WE-WE'LL--WE'LL 1905 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,135 BE RIGHT THERE. 1906 00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,135 HANG ON. 1907 00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:52,054 THE ICE CREAM'S MELTING! 1908 00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,557 HOLD TIGHT, GIRLS! 1909 00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,557 UM, WE'RE JUST, UM, 1910 00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:57,184 SHAVING OUR FEET, OK? 1911 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,478 AND--AND BRAIDING 1912 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,478 OUR VAGINAS! 1913 00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:05,067 OK. 1914 00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,655 (all) 1915 00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,655 HI! 1916 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:11,073 WHAT, DID YOU GUYS FORGET? 1917 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,075 IT'S YOUR TURN 1918 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,075 TO HOST THE SLUMBER PARTY. 1919 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,703 [all cheering] 1920 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,084 OK, YOU GUYS. 1921 00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,084 WHAT DOES IT MEAN 1922 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:25,671 WHEN A GUY IS IN 1923 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:25,671 A REALLY BAD RELATIONSHIP 1924 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:29,467 AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY 1925 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:29,467 OBVIOUS THAT HE WANTS 1926 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:29,467 TO BE WITH YOU, 1927 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,845 BUT HE JUST CAN'T 1928 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,845 SEEM TO BREAK UP 1929 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,845 WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND? 1930 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,139 IT MEANS YOU'RE 1931 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,139 A TOTAL BOOTY CALL. 1932 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,725 OH, MY GOD! BRITTANY! 1933 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,226 WELL, YOU WERE 1934 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,226 THINKING IT. 1935 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:40,895 WELL, YOU SAID IT. 1936 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,773 YOU KNOW, 1937 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,773 SOMETIMES YOU SOUND 1938 00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,773 JUST LIKE A MAN. 1939 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,524 SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 1940 00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,943 [giggling] 1941 00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:49,111 WHAT SHE MEANS 1942 00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:49,111 TO SAY, HONEY, 1943 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,196 IS MAYBE YOU'RE JUST 1944 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,196 MAKING YOURSELF 1945 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:54,158 JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO, 1946 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:54,158 LIKE, AVAILABLE, YOU KNOW? 1947 00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,243 OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS. 1948 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,580 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU 1949 00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,580 HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE. 1950 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,708 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS 1951 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,708 WHEN YOU REALLY 1952 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,708 CARE ABOUT SOMEONE. 1953 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,543 I MEAN, YOU CALL THEM 1954 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,543 ALL DAY LONG 1955 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045 BECAUSE YOU JUST WANNA 1956 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045 KNOW HOW THEIR DAY 1957 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045 IS GOING, YOU KNOW, 1958 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:08,965 AND--AND WHAT 1959 00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:08,965 THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT, 1960 00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:12,008 AND IF THEY'RE 1961 00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:12,008 THINKING ABOUT YOU. 1962 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,220 YOU SPEND ALL DAY TRYING 1963 00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,220 TO FIND THE PERFECT OUTFIT. 1964 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,889 YOU EVEN CHANGE 1965 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,889 YOUR HAIRSTYLE 1966 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,933 JUST SO HE'LL 1967 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,933 TAKE A SECOND LOOK. 1968 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,768 BUT THEY NEVER NOTICE. 1969 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,980 SOMETIMES I JUST WISH 1970 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,980 THAT THEY COULD 1971 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,980 TRADE PLACES WITH US 1972 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,607 SO THAT THEY WOULD KNOW 1973 00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,607 HOW IT FEELS. YOU KNOW? 1974 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,945 OH, MY GOD, LOOK. 1975 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,945 IT'S MEGAN'S COMMERCIAL. 1976 00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,241 I WON'T LET 1977 00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,241 GENITAL HERPES 1978 00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,241 SLOW ME DOWN. 1979 00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:38,034 THAT'S WHY I USE VALTRUM. 1980 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,872 HEY. YOU WANNA 1981 00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,872 PLAY WITH ME? 1982 00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:42,080 SURE. 1983 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,376 I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T. 1984 00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,376 SHH. 1985 00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,336 I SO COULD HAVE DONE THAT PART. 1986 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,421 SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HERPES. 1987 00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,923 UHH. 1988 00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:53,258 ALL DONE. 1989 00:50:53,258 --> 00:50:55,177 REALLY? 1990 00:50:53,258 --> 00:50:55,177 YEAH. 1991 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:58,472 OH, MY GOD! 1992 00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:58,472 THIS IS SO COOL. 1993 00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,182 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 1994 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,935 I THINK YOU MIGHT 1995 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,935 HAVE BEEN BLACK 1996 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,935 IN A PREVIOUS LIFE. 1997 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,311 FO' SHIZZLE, 1998 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,311 MY NIZZLE. 1999 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,230 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 2000 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,566 ENOUGH OF THIS GIRL'S TALK, 2001 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,566 LADIES. 2002 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,361 IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL FUN. 2003 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,361 [all squealing] 2004 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,573 HO HO HO HO, YEAH. 2005 00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,573 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT. 2006 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,742 COME ON, SHOW US 2007 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,742 SOME OF YOUR SKILLS. 2008 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,494 YEAH, TOTALLY. 2009 00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,494 LEARN SOME OF YOUR SKILLS. 2010 00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,120 HOT POTATO! 2011 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,998 WELL, ACTUALLY, UH-- 2012 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,998 GO FOR IT, SIS. 2013 00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,374 TIFFANY'S THE EXPERT. 2014 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,044 YEAH, BUT YOU 2015 00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,044 MADE THE VIDEO. 2016 00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,337 AHH! 2017 00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,089 [giggling] 2018 00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:34,508 COM ON, SHOW US! 2019 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,928 (chanting) 2020 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,928 SHOW US! SHOW US! SHOW US! 2021 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:39,430 SHOW US! SHOW US! 2022 00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:39,430 SHOW US! SHOW US! 2023 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,807 OKAY. 2024 00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:45,352 UM...ALL RIGHT. 2025 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,230 YOU SEE, THE FIRST THING 2026 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,230 YOU DO IS, 2027 00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:52,068 YOU GOTTA...GRAB THE THING HERE. 2028 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:54,152 NOT TOO TIGHT, 2029 00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:54,152 OR YOU'LL GET CALLUSES. 2030 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:59,825 OKAY? THEN YOU WANT TO 2031 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:59,825 LOOK THAT LITTLE SUCKER 2032 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:59,825 IN THE EYE... 2033 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,494 AND GO... 2034 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:05,372 "COME HERE! COME HERE, 2035 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:05,372 LITTLE GUY! 2036 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,499 "COME HERE, 2037 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,499 LITTLE EARTHWORM, YOU! 2038 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,835 COME HERE. YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?" 2039 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,088 I LEARNED THAT 2040 00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,088 FROM MY ESKIMO PORN. 2041 00:52:12,088 --> 00:52:14,506 "COME HERE. YEAH. OHH. YEAH." 2042 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:19,261 AND THEN I'M'A TEACH YOU GUYS 2043 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:19,261 THE DEEP THROAT. 2044 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,764 YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE 2045 00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,764 THE PASSAGE IS CLEAR 2046 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,100 ALL THE WAY 2047 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,100 FROM YOUR THROAT 2048 00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,100 TO YOUR CHIN, 2049 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,769 AND YOU WANT TO 2050 00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,769 PLACE THE THING HERE. 2051 00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,186 AND YOU JUST WANT TO... 2052 00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,439 "OH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? 2053 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,108 "OH, YEAH, YOU LITTLE FREAK. 2054 00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:33,317 COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO!" 2055 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,320 GUYS LIKE THAT? 2056 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,320 THEY LOVE IT. 2057 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,865 AND ANOTHER THING THEY LOVE 2058 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,865 IS THIS... 2059 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:42,367 OH, THEY LOVE-- OH! OH, YEAH. 2060 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,536 "OH, YOU LIKE IT, HUH?" 2061 00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,536 CALL THAT THE HEADBANGER. 2062 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:45,955 OH. OH, YES. 2063 00:52:45,955 --> 00:52:48,164 DON'T YOU EVER... 2064 00:52:45,955 --> 00:52:48,164 PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH? 2065 00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,417 NEVER! 2066 00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,417 NEVER PUT IT IN THE MOUTH! 2067 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,504 THAT'S EIGHTIES. 2068 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,504 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT 2069 00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,504 AND BUY A TRANS-AM. 2070 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,590 OKAY, WAIT. I'M READY, 2071 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,590 I THINK I CAN DO IT. 2072 00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,592 GOOD CATCH. 2073 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:02,429 OKAY. AHEM. 2074 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:02,429 SO YOU TAKE THE THING, 2075 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:02,429 AND YOU GRAB IT, 2076 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,849 YOU GRAB IT, BUT GENTLE, 2077 00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,849 NOT TO GET CALLUSES. 2078 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,351 OKAY, AND THEN 2079 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,351 YOU LOOK HIM DEAD IN THE EYE 2080 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:10,354 AND YOU SAY, 2081 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:10,354 (baby talk) "GOOD BOY." 2082 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:14,025 YOU'RE SCARING ME. 2083 00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,901 AND THEN COMES THE HEADBANGER. 2084 00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:19,321 YEAH. YEAH. TAP. TAP. TAP. 2085 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,906 [laughing] 2086 00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,825 WELL DONE! 2087 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,036 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 2088 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,036 I GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU. 2089 00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:28,080 CARMEN ELECTRA 2090 00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:28,080 OR PAM ANDERSON? 2091 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,790 [chuckles] 2092 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,790 EASY. 2093 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,877 BUT THEY BOTH GOT 2094 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,877 A YEAST INFECTION. 2095 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,880 NOW THAT'S--THAT'S TOUGH. 2096 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,255 UH... 2097 00:53:38,214 --> 00:53:39,967 UH... 2098 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:41,969 I'M GOING TO GO 2099 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:41,969 WITH PAM ANDERSON. 2100 00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:43,679 YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 2101 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,139 WHAT? 2102 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,223 THEY GOT A YEAST INFECTION. 2103 00:53:47,223 --> 00:53:49,185 WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? 2104 00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,479 (agent) 2105 00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,479 HEY, GOMEZ. WE GOT 2106 00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,479 A COUPLE OF BOGEYS. 2107 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:55,482 NO TIME. 2108 00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:55,482 OH, COME ON-- 2109 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,110 IT'S PAM ANDERSON. 2110 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,110 LIKE YOU CARE? 2111 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,699 RUN THEIR FACES. 2112 00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,699 LET'S GO. 2113 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,537 (man #1) 2114 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,537 BRITTANY WILSON? 2115 00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:10,039 YEAH, THAT'S ME. 2116 00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:11,247 LET'S GET HER. 2117 00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:12,917 [men grunting] 2118 00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,920 PUT THE BLINDFOLD 2119 00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,920 ON HER! 2120 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,963 DAMN, 2121 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,963 THIS GIRL'S STRONG. 2122 00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,137 COME ON, GET HER. 2123 00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:33,269 WHO YOU WORK FOR? 2124 00:54:33,269 --> 00:54:34,270 INTIMATE FANTASIES! 2125 00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:36,398 OH, MY GOD. 2126 00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:36,398 YOU NEED HELP? 2127 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,819 BRITTANY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2128 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,819 THOSE ARE THE STRIPPERS, 2129 00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,819 RAOUL AND TITO. 2130 00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,738 STRIPPERS? 2131 00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:47,952 I THOUGHT THEY WERE 2132 00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:47,952 GOING TO KIDNAP ME. 2133 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,286 THAT'S PART 2134 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,286 OF THEIR ROUTINE. 2135 00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:53,874 OH, MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY. 2136 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,292 HOTEL SECURITY! 2137 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,292 IS EVERYTHING 2138 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,292 ALL RIGHT HERE? 2139 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,711 EVERYTHING IS FINE. 2140 00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,964 JUST A LITTLE CASE 2141 00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,964 OF P.M.S., THAT'S ALL. 2142 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,549 I'M JUST ONE BIG, 2143 00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,549 EMOTIONAL WRECK. 2144 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,636 COULD YOU GUYS GO 2145 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,636 GET ME SOME MIDOL 2146 00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,636 AND A SNICKERS? RIGHT NOW? 2147 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:07,054 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 2148 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,430 MY ASS IS FAT. 2149 00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,430 DON'T LOOK AT MY ASS. 2150 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,390 THIS IS HARPER. 2151 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,390 IT'S ALL CLEAR. 2152 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,184 ♪[This Love 2153 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,184 by Maroon 5 playing] 2154 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:15,146 ♪ THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN 2155 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:15,146 ITS TOLL ON ME ♪ 2156 00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,521 ♪ SHE SAID GOODBYE ♪ 2157 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:18,232 OK, LADIES. 2158 00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:18,232 LET'S FOCUS. 2159 00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:21,401 WE HAVE TO FIND 2160 00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:21,401 THE PERFECT SPOT. 2161 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,780 WOULD YOU LOOK AT 2162 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,780 THESE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA? 2163 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,532 WHEN I SEE THEM 2164 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,532 I JUST WANT TO CRY. 2165 00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,701 I MEAN... 2166 00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:32,621 WHY CAN'T I BE THAT SKINNY? 2167 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:34,915 IT'S OKAY, MEGAN. 2168 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:37,835 JUST THINK: 2169 00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:37,835 THEY CAN'T WEAR BELLY RINGS 2170 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,503 WITH THOSE BLOATED TUMMIES 2171 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,503 OF THEIRS. 2172 00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:44,008 THAT'S TRUE. 2173 00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:46,635 I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. 2174 00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,804 [both giggle] 2175 00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,346 SKANK ALERT. 2176 00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,767 [all chattering] 2177 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,275 OH, MY GOD, GIRLS. 2178 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,275 I TOTALLY FORGOT 2179 00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,275 MY SUNTAN LOTION. 2180 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:02,818 I'M GONNA, LIKE, GO GET 2181 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:02,818 SOME SUNTAN LOTION. 2182 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,278 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 2183 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,278 WAIT, BRITT... 2184 00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,322 HEY, RUSS. 2185 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:10,408 [inaudible] 2186 00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,161 [all cheering] 2187 00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:13,996 HEY, BRO. GO LONG. 2188 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,956 I GOT A PLAN. GO, GO, GO. 2189 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,003 [all screaming] 2190 00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:22,462 [both laughing] 2191 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,843 [in male voice] 2192 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,843 HEY, YO! YOU DO THAT AGAIN, 2193 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,843 I'M GOING TO BUST-- 2194 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,305 [in female voice] 2195 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,305 I'M GONNA BUST OUT IN TEARS. 2196 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,932 [crying] 2197 00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,932 OH, MY GOD. 2198 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,601 INBREDS! 2199 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,601 YOU'RE A JERK! 2200 00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:39,021 [girls yelling] 2201 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,106 (Russ) 2202 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,106 MY BAD, SWEETHEART. 2203 00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,106 OVER HERE. 2204 00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,900 DON'T HURT YOURSELF. 2205 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,401 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T. 2206 00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,158 SORRY. BETTER LAY OFF 2207 00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,158 THE SPINACH. 2208 00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:52,868 [laughing] 2209 00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:05,214 OOH. YEAH. 2210 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,799 TONY. LET'S GO HUNTING. 2211 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,273 I AM SO GLAD 2212 00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,273 I GOT WAXED TODAY. 2213 00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:24,191 ME TOO. 2214 00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:24,191 WHAT DID YOU GET? 2215 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,567 THE BALD 2216 00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,567 EAGLE. 2217 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,569 I GOT THE BERMUDA 2218 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,569 TRIANGLE. 2219 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,114 THE LANDING 2220 00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,114 STRIP. 2221 00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,740 I GOT THE BUCKWHEAT. 2222 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,410 EW! 2223 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,410 DISGUSTING. 2224 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:43,001 AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL, 2225 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:43,001 SUNNY DAY. 2226 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,087 [sighing] 2227 00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,467 OH, MY GOD. 2228 00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,467 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUN? 2229 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,678 [gasps] 2230 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,678 EASY, WHITE CHOCOLATE. 2231 00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:57,224 I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MELT. 2232 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:59,977 YEAH. HASTA LA VISTA, 2233 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:59,977 SCHWARZENEGRO. 2234 00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,061 BYE. 2235 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:03,814 [seagulls squawking] 2236 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,983 [people chattering] 2237 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,239 HEY, KIDS! 2238 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,949 YOU GUYS 2239 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,949 WANT TO MAKE 5 BUCKS? 2240 00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,284 (both) 2241 00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,284 YEAH! SURE! 2242 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:17,328 OK, HERE'S WHAT 2243 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:17,328 I WANT YOU TO DO. 2244 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,625 YEAH, UH, 2245 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,625 I'LL TAKE THE USUAL. 2246 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,211 PUT IT ON MY TAB. 2247 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:27,545 HEY, LATRELL SPENCER! 2248 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,089 COULD WE HAVE 2249 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,089 YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 2250 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:30,257 SURE, LITTLE BUDDY. 2251 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:31,675 THANKS. 2252 00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:31,675 YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 2253 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,927 HEY, THAT'S WHAT 2254 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,927 I DO, BABY. 2255 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,346 [Kevin laughing] 2256 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:36,388 (boy #2) 2257 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:36,388 OH, SWEET! 2258 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,597 HERE YOU GO. 2259 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,597 NICE! 2260 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,433 AND, UH, HEY, 2261 00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,433 STAY IN SCHOOL. 2262 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:41,059 (boys) 2263 00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:41,059 OK, WE WILL! 2264 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,812 WOW! YOU MUST BE 2265 00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,812 PRETTY GOOD. 2266 00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:46,106 AH, I'M ALL RIGHT. 2267 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,734 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I FEEL 2268 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,734 I SHOULD BE PAYIN' THEM 2269 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,734 TO TAKE MY AUTOGRAPH. 2270 00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:53,280 I'M SORRY, 2271 00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:53,280 I DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR NAME. 2272 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,617 LATRELL. 2273 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,617 LA-LATRELL SPENCER. 2274 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,617 AND--AND YOU ARE? 2275 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,036 DENISE PORTER. 2276 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,455 DENISE. 2277 00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,455 DENISE PORTER. YEAH. 2278 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,123 YOU KNOW, 2279 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,123 YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR. 2280 00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:05,083 I FEEL LIKE 2281 00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:05,083 I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE. 2282 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,003 UH, NO, NO. 2283 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,003 I MEAN, I--I PLAY PRO BALL. 2284 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,796 MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN 2285 00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,796 ONE OF MY GAMES. 2286 00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,423 NO. BUT I MEAN IF I DID, 2287 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:14,676 I'M SURE I WOULD'VE 2288 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:14,676 DEFINITELY REMEMBERED YOU. 2289 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:19,848 OK, WELL. LOOK, DENISE, 2290 00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:22,184 UM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE 2291 00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:22,184 TOO FORWARD OR ANYTHING, 2292 00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,187 BUT I'M HERE IN TOWN, 2293 00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,187 YOU KNOW, CHECKIN' OUT 2294 00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,187 SOME REAL ESTATE, AND-- 2295 00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:26,938 OH, WHEREABOUTS? 2296 00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,983 WELL, YOU KNOW, 2297 00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,983 UP AROUND O-OVER THERE. 2298 00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,983 IN MONTAUK? 2299 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,861 WELL, MORE LIKE AROUND-- 2300 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,861 EAST HAMPTON. 2301 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,489 OH, J-JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE. 2302 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,489 IT'S ONE BIG BLUR. 2303 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,449 ONE BIG BUSINESS BLUR, 2304 00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:40,577 AND I KINDA WANNA GET AWAY 2305 00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:40,577 FROM ALL THAT BUSINESS 2306 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:43,038 AND HANG OUT WITH SOMEBODY 2307 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:43,038 AND HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION. 2308 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124 SO, I WAS WONDERIN' 2309 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124 IF, YOU KNOW, 2310 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124 YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY, 2311 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,667 MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT? 2312 00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:48,960 YEAH, SURE. 2313 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,754 REALLY? 2314 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,754 YEAH. 2315 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,090 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 2316 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,090 COOL! COOL! 2317 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,008 COOL. IT'S COOL. 2318 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:56,843 UH, SO, UH, 2319 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,012 I'LL PICK YOU UP AT ABOUT... 2320 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,808 HMM, UH... 2321 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,808 [chuckles] 2322 01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:08,021 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE JET 2323 01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:08,021 SHOULD BE HERE ABOUT 7:30 2324 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,689 AND THE LIMO WILL 2325 01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,689 TAKE ABOUT A HALF A-- 2326 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,108 ABOUT 8:00? IS THAT GOOD? 2327 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,194 UM, YEAH, 2328 01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,194 8:00 SOUNDS GREAT. 2329 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,987 8:00 SOUNDS GOOD? 2330 01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,987 OK, ALL RIGHT. 2331 01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:17,155 ALL RIGHT. 2332 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,073 OK. 2333 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:19,908 GOODBYE. 2334 01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:19,908 TAKE CARE. 2335 01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,786 YES! 2336 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,871 (both) 2337 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,871 HEY, WHERE'S OUR 5 BUCKS? 2338 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,791 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 2339 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,791 ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN. 2340 01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,960 HERE YOU GO. 2341 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,670 $5. $2.50 EACH. 2342 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,298 HEY, YOU PROMISED 2343 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,298 TO GIVE US $5 EACH. 2344 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,841 STAY IN SCHOOL. 2345 01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,841 CHEAPO. 2346 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:40,053 (Gina) 2347 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:40,053 I AM NOT MAKING EXCUSES. 2348 01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:40,053 I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. 2349 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680 REALLY? 2350 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680 I DON'T WANT TO 2351 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680 BELIEVE THAT MARCUS 2352 01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680 IS CHEATING ON ME. 2353 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,182 AND I DON'T WANNA BELIEVE 2354 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,182 MICHAEL JACKSON 2355 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,226 KEEPS OFF CUTTIN' PIECES 2356 01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,226 OF HIS NOSE! 2357 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,187 EXCUSE ME. UH, YOUR 2358 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,187 CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED 2359 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,187 FOR INSUFFICIENT FUNDS. 2360 01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:52,107 THE REP'S ON THE LINE. 2361 01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,359 YES, THIS IS MRS. COPELAND. 2362 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,779 $4,000 DRESS? 2363 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,990 AND WHERE DID I 2364 01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,990 BUY THIS DRESS? 2365 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,908 THE HAMPTONS! 2366 01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,329 YES, I REMEMBER. 2367 01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:07,664 THANK YOU. 2368 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,128 IT IS ON. 2369 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,218 I DON'T SEE WHY I GOT 2370 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,218 TO GO OUT WITH MANDINGO 2371 01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,218 AND HIS ANACONDA. 2372 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,596 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, 2373 01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,596 YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OUR COVER. 2374 01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,307 YEAH, WELL, WHAT YOU 2375 01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,307 GONNA BE DOIN'? 2376 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:29,311 ME? I'M GOIN' TO 2377 01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:29,311 FOLLOW UP ON A LEAD. 2378 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,272 [TV playing] 2379 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:36,318 YOU GOIN' ON A DATE. 2380 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,612 SHE'S A REPORTER. 2381 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:42,449 WHO ELSE KNOWS MORE ABOUT 2382 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:42,449 THE HAMPTONS PEOPLE THAN HER? 2383 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,118 [laughing] 2384 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,118 ALL RIGHT, 2385 01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,118 SO I LIKE THE GIRL! 2386 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,371 WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE 2387 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,371 THAT'S ALWAYS TELLIN' ME 2388 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,371 TO SETTLE DOWN. 2389 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,373 YEAH, AND YOU SHOULD. 2390 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,373 BUT THAT DON'T MEAN 2391 01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,791 I GOT TO GO OUT WITH 2392 01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,791 BUFFY THE WHITE GIRL SLAYER. 2393 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,251 ALL RIGHT, 2394 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,251 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 2395 01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,128 LOOK, JUST GO TO DINNER. OK? 2396 01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,754 I'M ONLY GONNA BE 2397 01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,754 A COUPLE OF HOURS, 2398 01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,674 AND I'LL MEET YOU 2399 01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,674 BACK AT THE CLUB. 2400 01:01:58,674 --> 01:02:00,342 YOU PROMISE? 2401 01:01:58,674 --> 01:02:00,342 I PROMISE. 2402 01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:01,843 I'M SERIOUS, DUDE. PROMISE. 2403 01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:02,802 I DO. I'M SERIOUS. 2404 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,763 ALL RIGHT. 2405 01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,763 ALL RIGHT. 2406 01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,849 HEY, TELL LATRELL 2407 01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,849 IF HE NEEDS A COMDOM, 2408 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,894 THERE'S AN EXTRA 2409 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,894 SHOWER CURTAIN 2410 01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,894 IN THE BATHROOM. 2411 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,405 AH, HOP IN. 2412 01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,159 TAKE YOUR TIME. WATCH 2413 01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,159 THOSE MARSHMALLOWS. 2414 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,082 EASE ON IN THERE, NOW. 2415 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,544 I WON'T BITE. 2416 01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,544 UNLESS YOU ASK ME TO. 2417 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,629 [moans] 2418 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,677 YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. 2419 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,056 [barks, growls] 2420 01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:49,683 GOOD BOY, BABY. 2421 01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,435 [starts engine] 2422 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,937 HOW ABOUT WE LISTEN 2423 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,937 TO A LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC? 2424 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,525 ♪[A Thousand Miles 2425 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,525 by Vanessa Carlton playing] 2426 01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,068 WHAT THE... 2427 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:06,700 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 2428 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:06,700 I LOVE THIS SONG! 2429 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:09,411 ♪ MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, 2430 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:09,411 WALKING FAST ♪ 2431 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,038 ♪ FACES PASS 2432 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,038 AND I'M HOMEBOUND ♪ 2433 01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:13,707 ♪[Latrell humming] 2434 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,335 ♪ AND I NEED YOU ♪ 2435 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,837 ♪ AND I MISS YOU ♪ 2436 01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:23,925 ♪ AND NOW I WONDER ♪ 2437 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:28,846 ♪ IF I COULD FALL 2438 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:28,846 INTO THE SKY ♪ 2439 01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:33,685 ♪ DO YOU THINK TIME 2440 01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:33,685 WOULD PASS ME BY ♪ 2441 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:38,440 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D 2442 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:38,440 WALK A THOUSAND MILES ♪ 2443 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,486 ♪ IF I COULD 2444 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,486 JUST SEE YOU ♪ 2445 01:03:43,779 --> 01:03:45,113 ♪ TONIGHT ♪ 2446 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,334 ♪ AND I, I ♪ 2447 01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,544 ♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU GO ♪ 2448 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,505 GOOD EVENING, MADAM. 2449 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,505 WELCOME TO BELLA. 2450 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,715 THANK YOU. 2451 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,715 SHH. 2452 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,635 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 2453 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,635 I CAME TO BORROW THE CAR 2454 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,635 AND THE KEYS TO HIS HOUSE. 2455 01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:09,887 ARE YOU CRAZY? IF YOU 2456 01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:09,887 CRASH THIS MAN'S CAR, 2457 01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:09,887 HE WILL KILL YOU. 2458 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:11,723 I'M NOT GONNA CRASH IT. 2459 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,475 LOOK, JUST CALL ME 2460 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,475 BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 2461 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,475 I'LL BRING IT BACK. 2462 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,144 AND THEN YOU MEET ME 2463 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,144 BACK AT THE CLUB. 2464 01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,855 OH, NO, MY BROTHER. 2465 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,440 YOU GOT TO GET YOUR OWN. 2466 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,196 [squealing] 2467 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,196 HELP ME! 2468 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,989 ♪[That's Amore 2469 01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,989 by Dean Martin playing] 2470 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,574 ♪ WHEN THE MOON 2471 01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,574 HITS YOUR EYE ♪ 2472 01:04:29,574 --> 01:04:31,493 ♪ LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE ♪ 2473 01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,244 ♪ THAT'S AMORE ♪ 2474 01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:35,288 THANK YOU. 2475 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:37,374 ♪ WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS ♪ 2476 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,626 MAY I BRING YOU 2477 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,626 SOMETHING FROM THE BAR? 2478 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,587 LET ME HAVE A BOTTLE 2479 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,587 OF YOUR BEST CHAMPAGNE. 2480 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,756 (waiter) 2481 01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,756 SIR. 2482 01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,717 ♪ BELLS WILL RING ♪ 2483 01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:48,719 AND BRING US SOME OYSTERS. 2484 01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:49,845 VERY GOOD, SIR. 2485 01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:53,139 I HAVE TO SAY, 2486 01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:53,139 I WAS SO EX... 2487 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:56,142 EX-- 2488 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,687 I WAS HAPPY WHEN I BOUGHT YOU 2489 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,687 AT THE AUCTION. 2490 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,607 I MEAN, IT'S VERY RARE 2491 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,607 I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO 2492 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:06,820 BASK IN THE AMBIENCE 2493 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:06,820 OF SUCH A CLASSY LADY 2494 01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:06,820 SUCH AS YOURSELF. 2495 01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,240 OH, MY GOD! 2496 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,243 I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR... 2497 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,243 THIS ATHLETE'S FOOT 2498 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,243 IS JUST KILLING ME. 2499 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,871 ...BEAUTIFUL NATURE. 2500 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,871 AH, THAT SMELL. 2501 01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,871 THAT'S INFECTION. 2502 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,789 THE MOST 2503 01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,789 HIGH-CLASSNESS OF YOUR... 2504 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:20,166 OH, MY GOD. 2505 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:20,166 IS THAT A HANGNAIL? 2506 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,585 UM... 2507 01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,670 CAPTIVATED BY YOUR BEAUTY. 2508 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:27,465 YOUR BOUNTIFUL CURVES 2509 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:27,465 REMIND ME 2510 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:27,465 OF THE HILLS IN ITALY. 2511 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181 I'M SORRY. 2512 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181 YOU WERE SAYING? 2513 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,184 THAT'S PERFECT. THANK YOU. 2514 01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,811 ARE YOU READY TO ORDER? 2515 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:44,107 YES, UM, 2516 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:44,107 I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN. 2517 01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:44,107 WHITE MEAT ONLY. 2518 01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:49,404 AND FOR THE LADY, 2519 01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:49,404 PERHAPS A SALAD? 2520 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,155 [chuckling] 2521 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,155 PERHAPS NOT. 2522 01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:54,534 I'LL HAVE THE STEAK, 2523 01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:54,534 SMOTHERED IN ONIONS. 2524 01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,621 A RACK OF RIBS. 2525 01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,621 PASTA WITH EXTRA GARLIC. 2526 01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,581 FRENCH FRIES 2527 01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,581 WITH LOTS OF VINEGAR 2528 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,251 AND A SIDE OF ONION RINGS 2529 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,251 WITH LOTS AND LOTS 2530 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,251 OF SAUERKRAUT. 2531 01:06:05,169 --> 01:06:06,713 OOH! 2532 01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,423 [sighs] 2533 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,967 HAVE YOU EVER HAD OYSTERS? 2534 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:14,095 DID YOU KNOW OYSTERS 2535 01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:14,095 ARE AN APHRODISIAC? 2536 01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,181 [slurping] 2537 01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,018 OH. OH. 2538 01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:22,103 SORRY. 2539 01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:26,065 MY TONGUE'S KIND OF BIG. 2540 01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:33,698 [engine roaring] 2541 01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,450 [tires squealing] 2542 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,578 (Kevin) 2543 01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,578 IT'LL OPEN. HOLD IT! 2544 01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:40,497 I'LL PUSH. UGH. 2545 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,207 YEAH. SEE, 2546 01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,207 THAT DID IT THERE. 2547 01:06:43,207 --> 01:06:45,543 JUST A LITTLE TURN, HUH? 2548 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,754 THERE'S SO MANY 2549 01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,754 KEYS INVOLVED, 2550 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,090 SOMETIMES IT'S HARD 2551 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,090 TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WHAT. 2552 01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:56,387 HEY, HEY... 2553 01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,473 IT'S, UH, MEI LING. 2554 01:06:58,473 --> 01:07:00,057 [speaking Chinese] 2555 01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:02,352 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' 2556 01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:02,352 HERE, GIRL? IT'S LATE! 2557 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,980 COME ON, NOW. 2558 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,980 YOU HAVE TO GO HOME. 2559 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,773 GIRL, YOU CANNOT 2560 01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,773 STAY HERE. 2561 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,692 THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST 2562 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,692 THIS KIND OF WORKMANSHIP. 2563 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,986 THEY'RE GONNA THINK 2564 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,986 I'M RUNNING SOME KIND 2565 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,986 OF SWEATSHOP. 2566 01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:14,781 THAT GIRL DOES NOT KNOW 2567 01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:14,781 WHEN TO GO HOME, MAN. 2568 01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,616 I'M TELLING YOU, 2569 01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,616 SHE WILL STAY HERE 2570 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,452 AND JUST CLEAN, 2571 01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,452 CLEAN, CLEAN FOREVER. 2572 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,454 WHEW! 2573 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,247 WOW! 2574 01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:25,959 THIS IS REALLY NICE. 2575 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,127 YEAH, THIS IS DOPE! 2576 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,295 HUH? 2577 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,464 DOPE SUMMER HOME 2578 01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,464 I PICKED, BOY. 2579 01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:33,341 WHOO! 2580 01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,301 WHO'S--WHO'S THAT? 2581 01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:41,432 O-OH, THE--THE-- 2582 01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:41,432 THE BIG, BUFF... 2583 01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:41,432 BALD DUDE WITH THE FUR? 2584 01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:42,726 YEAH. 2585 01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:44,811 UH, THAT'S-- 2586 01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:44,811 THAT'S MY TRAINER. 2587 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,980 YOU HAVE YOUR TRAINER 2588 01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,980 ON YOUR WALL? 2589 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,191 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, 2590 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,191 FOR INSPIRATION. I--I WANT 2591 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,191 TO LOOK LIKE THAT ONE DAY 2592 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,819 AND--AND I--I COME IN 2593 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,819 EVERY MORNIN' 2594 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,819 AND I--I LOOK AT THE... 2595 01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,153 YOU EVER SEE TITANIC? 2596 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,697 NO, I-- 2597 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:58,199 ME, EITHER, BUT-- 2598 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:58,199 YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 2599 01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,535 YEAH, SURE. A GLASS OF WINE 2600 01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,535 WOULD BE NICE. 2601 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,620 WINE. AH! 2602 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:06,791 OK, SO I'M GONNA GET YOU 2603 01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:06,791 A GLASS OF WINE AND, UM... 2604 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,752 THA-THAT'D BE IN 2605 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,752 THE KITCHEN, RIGHT? 2606 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,838 I DON'T KNOW. 2607 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,838 THIS IS YOUR HOUSE, LATRELL. 2608 01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,215 WHO? OH, ME! LATRELL. 2609 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,719 THAT'S RIGHT. I-I'M LATRELL. 2610 01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,719 THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT. 2611 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,514 I'M GOING TO GET YOU 2612 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,514 A BOTTLE OF MY WINE 2613 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,514 IN MY HOUSE. 2614 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,602 ♪ IT'S MY HOUSE 2615 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,602 AND I LIVE HERE ♪ 2616 01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:40,867 [grunting] 2617 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,332 DAMN, LITTLE LADY! 2618 01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:50,418 YOU SURE CAN PUT IT AWAY. 2619 01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,087 [laughing] 2620 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,256 YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 2621 01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,843 VOILA! 2622 01:09:03,056 --> 01:09:04,808 OH, YOU HAVE A DOG. 2623 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,268 NO, I DON'T HAVE 2624 01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,268 NO DAMN DOG. 2625 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:12,565 WELL, THEN 2626 01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:12,565 WHOSE DOG IS THAT? 2627 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,442 [dog growling] 2628 01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,693 [barking] 2629 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:17,361 OH, SHIT. 2630 01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:23,409 AHH....THAT'S--THAT'S 2631 01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:23,409 NOT NO DOG. 2632 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,120 THAT'S FAMILY. 2633 01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:28,581 HEY, COUSIN. 2634 01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:33,294 [blowing air] 2635 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,088 [squeaking] 2636 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,088 COME HERE, BOY. 2637 01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,343 [groaning] 2638 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,261 HE LOOKS REALLY MAD! 2639 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,261 ARE YOU OK? 2640 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,765 YEAH, I'M FINE. HE JUST 2641 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,765 MISSES ME, THAT'S ALL. 2642 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:49,894 OK, BOY, PLAYTIME'S OVER. 2643 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:49,894 LET ME UP! 2644 01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,937 [screams] 2645 01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,522 YOU WANT ME 2646 01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,522 TO GO FOR HELP? 2647 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,149 NO, WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN. 2648 01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,484 OW! YOU SURE ARE 2649 01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,484 PLAYFUL TODAY. 2650 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,280 YOU WANT TO GO 2651 01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,280 FOR A WALK, BOY? 2652 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:05,201 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 2653 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,787 YOU KNOW WHAT? 2654 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,787 FORGET THIS! 2655 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,787 I'M OUT OF HERE! 2656 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,664 I DON'T WANT TO GO 2657 01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,664 ON A DATE WITH A GUY 2658 01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:12,208 AND HIS DOG 2659 01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:12,208 IS BITING HIM AND... 2660 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,464 [panting] 2661 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,464 [dog growling] 2662 01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:22,301 OH! OK, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW? 2663 01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:22,301 WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT? 2664 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:27,515 DON'T PAY HIM NO MIND. 2665 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:27,515 HE'S JUST GOING TO DO THAT 2666 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:27,515 UNTIL HE FALLS ASLEEP. 2667 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,603 NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 2668 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,603 AH, WINE! 2669 01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:35,982 OH, GOD! 2670 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:48,036 YOU KNOW, I, UH, 2671 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:48,036 LIKE A WOMAN WITH 2672 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:48,036 A LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHING. 2673 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:53,583 A LITTLE CUSHION 2674 01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:53,583 FOR THE PUSHIN'. 2675 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:56,502 I'D REALLY LOVE FOR YOU 2676 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:56,502 TO COME TO ONE OF MY GAMES. 2677 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,130 NO, THANK YOU. 2678 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,130 I'VE SEEN YOU PLAY. 2679 01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,007 NOT IMPRESSED. 2680 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,010 EXCUSE ME? I'M 2681 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,010 THE HIGHEST SCORIN' 2682 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,010 FORWARD IN THE LEAGUE! 2683 01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,804 YEAH. 2684 01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,804 BUT ALL THAT TALENT? 2685 01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,599 TOTALLY OVERSHADOWED 2686 01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,599 BY NOTHIN' BUT SCANDALS 2687 01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,599 AND PURE LAZINESS. 2688 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,811 I MEAN, COME ON! YOU'RE 2689 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,811 SHOOTIN' UNDER 50 PERCENT 2690 01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,811 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE, OK? 2691 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:15,605 YOUR TURNOVER RATIO, 2692 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:15,605 ABYSMAL. 2693 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,481 AND ON TOP OF THAT, 2694 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,481 YOU CAN'T SHOOT 2695 01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,984 3-POINTERS TO 2696 01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,984 SAVE YOUR LIFE. SO, UH, 2697 01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,527 SQUEEZE ME. 2698 01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,072 [sobbing] 2699 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,164 NO ONE'S EVER CARED 2700 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,164 LIKE THAT BEFORE. 2701 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,584 COME HERE, BABY! 2702 01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:40,838 [farting] 2703 01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,132 OH, OH! 2704 01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,174 [whimpering] 2705 01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:46,094 OOPSIE! 2706 01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:46,094 I HAD A POOPSIE. 2707 01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:50,265 GIRL, WE GONNA 2708 01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:50,265 GET ALONG JUST FINE. 2709 01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:51,975 BACK AT YOU! 2710 01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,768 [farting] 2711 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,270 OH! 2712 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,980 BASK IN THE AMBIENCE! 2713 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,315 I'M GOING TO BE SICK. 2714 01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,315 BASKING IN THE AMBIENCE! 2715 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,193 SO, NO. I JUMP OVER 2716 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,193 THE FENCE, FALL. 2717 01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:03,736 I SCRAPE MY KNEE-- 2718 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696 GET OUT OF HERE. 2719 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696 I-- NO, SERIOUSLY. 2720 01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696 LISTEN. 2721 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,699 I SCRAPE MY KNEE, 2722 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,699 I GET CHASED 2723 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,699 BY THE COPS, 2724 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,660 AND I SPEND 2725 01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,660 THE NIGHT IN JAIL. 2726 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,120 THAT'S INSANE. 2727 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,120 YOU DID ALL THAT 2728 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,205 JUST TO FIND J-LO 2729 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,205 AND BEN'S HIDEAWAY? 2730 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:17,750 I CAN'T HELP IT. YOU KNOW, 2731 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:17,750 INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM 2732 01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:17,750 IS MY PASSION. 2733 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,796 SO HOW'D YOU END UP 2734 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,796 WRITING PUFF PIECES 2735 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,796 FOR THE LOCAL NEWS? 2736 01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,050 UNFORTUNATELY, 2737 01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,050 I--I MADE SOME ENEMIES, 2738 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,761 AND ENDED UP GETTING 2739 01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,761 FIRED FROM MY LAST JOB. 2740 01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,513 WHAT HAPPENED? 2741 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,556 OH, BELIEVE ME, 2742 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,556 YOU DON'T WANT TO 2743 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,556 KNOW ABOUT THAT. 2744 01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:35,185 LOOK, I SPENT ALL NIGHT 2745 01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:35,185 TALKIN' ABOUT MYSELF. 2746 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:40,148 SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD 2747 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:40,148 FOR A MAN TO JUST 2748 01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:40,148 SIT BACK AND LISTEN. 2749 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:41,691 WELL, SINCE YOU 2750 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:41,691 PUT IT THAT WAY. 2751 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,193 MMM-HMM? 2752 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:48,865 I DID THIS PIECE 2753 01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:48,865 ON WARREN VANDERGELD. 2754 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,701 HIM AND HIS PARTNERS 2755 01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,701 TRIED TO SWINDLE A GUY. 2756 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,495 YOU TALKIN' 2757 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,495 ABOUT TED BURTON? 2758 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,331 YEAH, HOW--HOW 2759 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,331 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 2760 01:12:56,331 --> 01:12:59,042 I-IT WAS IN THE PAPER. 2761 01:12:56,331 --> 01:12:59,042 I--I READ ABOUT IT. 2762 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:02,003 WELL, BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T 2763 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:02,003 REPORT IN THE PAPER 2764 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,089 WAS THAT BURTON 2765 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,089 WAS 10 TIMES SMARTER 2766 01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,089 THAN ALL OF THEM. 2767 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,177 HE EMBEZZLED MILLIONS 2768 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,177 AND STASHED IT IN 2769 01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,177 AN OFFSHORE ACCOUNT. 2770 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,806 WHEN VANDERGELD 2771 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,806 HEARD THE STORY 2772 01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,806 WAS GOING TO BREAK, 2773 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,100 HE DIDN'T WANT 2774 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,100 TO BE EMBARRASSED. 2775 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,228 WELL, THERE GOES MY JOB. 2776 01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:22,232 YOU KNOW, 2777 01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:22,232 YOU'RE A GOOD LISTENER. 2778 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:25,568 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE 2779 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:25,568 THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 2780 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,495 [phone ringing] 2781 01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:39,207 [cell phone ringing] 2782 01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:40,499 [moaning] 2783 01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,254 OH, MAN! 2784 01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:48,507 HELLO? 2785 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,218 YO, KEV, 2786 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,218 YOU GOT TO GO. 2787 01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:51,219 WHAT? NOW? 2788 01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:53,554 YEAH, NOW. WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 2789 01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,973 COME ON, MAN, CAN'T YOU 2790 01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,973 STALL HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 2791 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,560 LOOK, THIS MAN SANG TO ME, 2792 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,560 HE TRIED TO KISS ME 2793 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,560 AND, ON TOP OF THAT, 2794 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,562 HE BEEN FARTING 2795 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,562 FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES. 2796 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:05,400 ALL RIGHT. 2797 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:05,400 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE 2798 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:05,400 IN A MINUTE. BYE. 2799 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,277 (Latrell) 2800 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,277 OH, COTTONTAIL! 2801 01:14:07,277 --> 01:14:09,028 I'M COMIN', NIGGA! 2802 01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:14,117 GOMEZ, WHAT THE HELL 2803 01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:14,117 ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 2804 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:15,701 I DON'T KNOW. 2805 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,745 SOMETHING JUST AIN'T RIGHT 2806 01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,745 ABOUT THESE GIRLS. 2807 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:20,248 I'M GONNA CHECK 2808 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:20,248 THE BATHROOM. 2809 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,303 (Gomez) 2810 01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,303 FIND ANYTHING? 2811 01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:36,139 UH, NO. NOT--NOT YET. 2812 01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:41,727 [sighing] 2813 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,821 [sniffing] 2814 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,821 YOU'RE NOT GONNA 2815 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,821 BELIEVE WHAT I JUST... 2816 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,948 WHAT THE HELL 2817 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,948 ARE YOU DOING? 2818 01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:59,329 SNIFFING CHICKS' 2819 01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:59,329 UNDERWEAR, MAN. 2820 01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,164 WHAT IS THE BIG D... 2821 01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:02,873 IT'S... WHAT? 2822 01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,839 THEY'RE GUYS, 2823 01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,839 AREN'T THEY? 2824 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:13,301 WOW. YOU REALLY 2825 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:13,301 ARE DISGUSTING. 2826 01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,221 [all chattering] 2827 01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,393 ♪[music playing] 2828 01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:28,274 CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? 2829 01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,859 BUZZ OFF, SMALLVILLE. 2830 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,195 OH, MY GOD, 2831 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,195 I SO DON'T GET IT. 2832 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,696 GUYS THINK IF THEY 2833 01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,696 BUY YOU A DRINK 2834 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:35,365 IT'S A FREE TICKET 2835 01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:35,365 INTO YOUR PANTS. 2836 01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:37,200 WELL, IT'S NOT. 2837 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,326 WHAT CAN I GET YOU LADIES? 2838 01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:39,660 I'LL HAVE A PANTY DROPPER. 2839 01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:40,870 SCREAMING ORGASM. 2840 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,206 A SLOW, COMFORTABLE 2841 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,206 SCREW. 2842 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,210 A BLUE BALLS 2843 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,210 ON THE ROCKS? 2844 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,337 I'VE HAD THAT BEFORE. 2845 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,337 THAT'S A GOOD DRINK. 2846 01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,297 DON'T DRINK TOO MANY. 2847 01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:53,341 (man) 2848 01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:53,341 YO, LATRELL. 2849 01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:55,718 WHAT'S UP? 2850 01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:55,718 YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN? 2851 01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,387 EX-EXCUSE ME, BABY. 2852 01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,387 HEY, LATRELL. 2853 01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:59,722 HOW YOU DOIN'? 2854 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,474 (Heath) 2855 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,474 LATRELL, MY MAN! 2856 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,559 WHAT'S GOING ON, 2857 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,559 BROTHER? 2858 01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,559 WHAT'S UP, MAN? 2859 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,395 HEY, 2 APPLE MARTINIS. 2860 01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:07,563 YOU HITTIN' THAT, BRO? 2861 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,106 THIS IS A TOUGH ONE 2862 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,106 TO CRACK. 2863 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,567 TIFFANY WILSON? 2864 01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,567 SHE PUTS THE X QUEEN? 2865 01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,152 [chuckling] 2866 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,488 DROP A COUPLE OF THESE 2867 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,488 BABIES IN HER DRINK, MAN. 2868 01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,532 HEY, HEY, YOU SURE 2869 01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,532 THIS WILL WORK? 2870 01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:20,201 MAN, I JUST TOOK 2 OF THEM, 2871 01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:20,201 AND I'M TELLING YOU, 2872 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,953 I'M BONING SOMEONE 2873 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,953 TONIGHT, YOU KNOW? 2874 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,415 EXCUSE ME. 2875 01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,667 [pills clinking] 2876 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:31,795 [laughing] 2877 01:16:31,795 --> 01:16:35,383 THAT'S FOR YOU, 2878 01:16:31,795 --> 01:16:35,383 MY LITTLE MIRACLE WHIP. 2879 01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,261 YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP. 2880 01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,261 THERE YOU GO. 2881 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,013 THAT'S FOR YOU. 2882 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,806 OH, MY GOD! 2883 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,806 IS THAT BRITNEY SPEARS? 2884 01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,641 WHERE? 2885 01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,641 RIGHT OVER THERE. 2886 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:47,144 OH, FORGET IT, 2887 01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:47,144 SHE JUST LEFT. 2888 01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,689 OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN. 2889 01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,988 LET'S DRINK UP. 2890 01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,988 OH, LET'S DO IT. 2891 01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,241 TO THE LAST DROP. 2892 01:17:03,827 --> 01:17:06,414 ♪[I Got That Boom Boom 2893 01:17:03,827 --> 01:17:06,414 by Britney Spears playing] 2894 01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,207 THAT'S GOOD. 2895 01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,207 MMM-HMM. 2896 01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:09,542 YOU WANNA DANCE? 2897 01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,335 YOU KNOW, 2898 01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,335 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 2899 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:12,669 HERE, HOLD BABY. 2900 01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:12,669 LET'S GO, GIRLS. 2901 01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:13,921 (Kevin) 2902 01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:13,921 LET'S GO. 2903 01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,339 ♪ SOMETHIN' TO SAY ♪ 2904 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,549 (Karen) 2905 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,549 WHOO! 2906 01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,596 ♪ WATCHING EVERY INCH 2907 01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,596 OF MY BODY ♪ 2908 01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:24,599 YO. I FOUND OUT SOME 2909 01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:24,599 INTERESTING INFORMATION. 2910 01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:27,643 TED BURTON TURNED 2911 01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:27,643 THE TABLES ON VANDERGELD. 2912 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,479 TUCKED AWAY $100 MILLION. 2913 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,315 BEEN LIVIN' THE HIGH LIFE 2914 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,315 EVER SINCE HE 2915 01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,315 GOT OUT OF PRISON. 2916 01:17:32,315 --> 01:17:34,317 THERE GOES OUR MOTIVE. 2917 01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:40,697 ♪ I BEGIN TO DANCE 2918 01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:40,697 JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪ 2919 01:17:40,697 --> 01:17:43,826 ♪ TO TURN YOU ON ♪ 2920 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,579 THOSE SKANKS THINK 2921 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,579 THAT THEY'RE HOT? 2922 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:51,000 OH, LET'S SHOW THEM 2923 01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:51,000 WHAT SEXY REALLY IS. 2924 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,710 ♪ HURRY UP BEFORE IT'S GONE ♪ 2925 01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:55,796 ♪ I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM ♪ 2926 01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:57,507 ♪ THAT YOU WANT ♪ 2927 01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,758 ♪ I DON'T THINK 2928 01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,758 YOU SHOULD WAIT ♪ 2929 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,345 ♪ ONE MINUTE 2930 01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,345 MIGHT BE TOO LATE ♪ 2931 01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,180 [bottles clinking] 2932 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,309 ♪ I DON'T THINK 2933 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,309 YOU SHOULD WAIT ♪ 2934 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:10,894 ♪ ONE MINUTE 2935 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:10,894 MIGHT BE TOO LATE ♪ 2936 01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,855 ♪ BOOM, BOOM ♪ 2937 01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,649 ♪ BOY YOU LOOK SO SEXY ♪ 2938 01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,945 THEY WANT TO BATTLE. 2939 01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,945 LET'S GO, GIRLS. 2940 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,240 ♪ LOOK SO SEXY ♪ 2941 01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,950 [all cheering] 2942 01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:31,582 ♪[Crazy In Love 2943 01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:31,582 by Beyonce Knowles playing] 2944 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:37,588 YOU GIRLS 2945 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:37,588 WANT SOME OF THIS? 2946 01:18:37,588 --> 01:18:39,882 BRING IT ON, SISTERS! 2947 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:41,884 OK, LET'S DO IT! 2948 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:45,429 5, 6, 7, 8. 2949 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,097 [crowd cheering] 2950 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,733 ♪ UH-OH, UH-OH, 2951 01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,733 UH-OH, OH, NO, NO ♪ 2952 01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,570 ♪ UH-OH, UH-OH, 2953 01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,570 UH-OH, OH, NO, NO ♪ 2954 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,664 ♪ I LOOK AND STARE 2955 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,664 SO DEEP IN YOUR EYES ♪ 2956 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,041 ♪ I TOUCH ON YOU 2957 01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,041 MORE AND MORE EVERY TIME ♪ 2958 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,293 ♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE, 2959 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,293 I'M BEGGING YOU NOT TO GO ♪ 2960 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,795 ♪ CALL YOUR NAME 2961 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,795 2 OR 3 TIMES IN A ROW ♪ 2962 01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:21,090 ♪ SUCH A FUNNY THING FOR ME 2963 01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:21,090 TO TRY TO EXPLAIN ♪ 2964 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,967 ♪ HOW I'M FEELING AND MY PRIDE 2965 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,967 IS THE ONE TO BLAME ♪ 2966 01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:26,345 ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW 2967 01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:26,345 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪ 2968 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,472 ♪ JUST HOW YOUR LOVE 2969 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,472 YOUR DOING NO ONE ELSE CAN ♪ 2970 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,516 ♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY 2971 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,516 RIGHT NOW, YOUR LOVE'S ♪ 2972 01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:32,685 ♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY 2973 01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:32,685 RIGHT NOW, IN LOVE ♪ 2974 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:35,563 ♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY 2975 01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:35,563 RIGHT NOW, YOUR TOUCH ♪ 2976 01:19:35,563 --> 01:19:37,898 ♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY 2977 01:19:35,563 --> 01:19:37,898 RIGHT NOW ♪ 2978 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:40,401 ♪ GOT ME HOPING YOU'LL PAGE ME 2979 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:40,401 RIGHT NOW, YOUR KISS ♪ 2980 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,278 ♪ GOT ME HOPING 2981 01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,278 YOU'LL SAVE ME RIGHT NOW ♪ 2982 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,447 ♪ LOOKING SO CRAZY 2983 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,447 IN LOVE'S ♪ 2984 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,700 ♪ GOT ME LOOKING, 2985 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,700 GOT ME LOOKING 2986 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,700 SO CRAZY IN LOVE ♪ 2987 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,577 [all cheering] 2988 01:19:49,577 --> 01:19:51,454 COME ON. 2989 01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,914 [cheering] 2990 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,916 HO-HO-HO-HOLD ON, 2991 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,916 HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 2992 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,462 I KNOW YOU HOOKERS 2993 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,462 DON'T THINK 2994 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,462 THIS IS OVER WITH. 2995 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,714 HAH! 2996 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,714 LET'S KICK IT OLD SCHOOL. 2997 01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,674 ♪[It's Tricky 2998 01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,674 by Run DMC playing] 2999 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,468 ♪ HERE WE GO! IT'S TRICKY 3000 01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,468 TO ROCK A RHYME ♪ 3001 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,637 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME 3002 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,637 THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 3003 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:09,388 ♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪ 3004 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,140 ♪ IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY, 3005 01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,140 TRICKY, TRICKY ♪ 3006 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,016 ♪ IT'S TRICKY 3007 01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,016 TO ROCK A RHYME ♪ 3008 01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,602 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME 3009 01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,602 THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 3010 01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,270 ♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪ 3011 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,939 ♪ TR-TR-TR-TRICKY, 3012 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,939 TRICKY, TRICKY ♪ 3013 01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:22,234 ♪ I MET THIS LITTLE GIRLIE, 3014 01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:22,234 HER HAIR WAS KIND OF CURLY ♪ 3015 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,153 [crowd booing] 3016 01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:26,447 ♪ I HAD TO LEAVE REAL EARLY ♪ 3017 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,700 THEY SUCK! 3018 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,700 ♪ ALL THEY JUST SAY 3019 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,700 IS PLEASE ME ♪ 3020 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,452 ♪ OR SPEND SOME TIME 3021 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,452 AND ROCK A RHYME ♪ 3022 01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:33,412 ♪ I SAID 3023 01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:33,412 IT'S NOT THAT EASY ♪ 3024 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,331 ♪ IT'S TRICKY 3025 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,331 TO ROCK A RHYME ♪ 3026 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,040 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME 3027 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,040 THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 3028 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,834 YES! 3029 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,462 ♪ TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY ♪ 3030 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,462 [crowd screaming] 3031 01:20:41,462 --> 01:20:43,422 ♪ IT'S TRICKY 3032 01:20:41,462 --> 01:20:43,422 TO ROCK A RHYME ♪ 3033 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,508 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME 3034 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,508 THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 3035 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:48,552 ♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪ 3036 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:48,552 ♪ TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY ♪ 3037 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,722 ♪ IN NEW YORK THE PEOPLE TALK 3038 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,722 AND TRY TO MAKE US RHYME ♪ 3039 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:55,685 ♪ THEY REALLY HAWK, 3040 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:55,685 BUT WE JUST WALK 3041 01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:55,685 BECAUSE WE HAVE NO TIME ♪ 3042 01:20:55,685 --> 01:20:59,396 ♪ AND IN THE CITY, IT'S A PITY 3043 01:20:55,685 --> 01:20:59,396 'CAUSE WE JUST CAN'T HIDE ♪ 3044 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,315 ♪ TINTED WINDOWS 3045 01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,315 DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' ♪ 3046 01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:03,442 OH, MY GOD! 3047 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:05,569 ♪ IT'S TRICKY 3048 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:05,569 TO ROCK A RHYME ♪ 3049 01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:07,488 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME 3050 01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:07,488 THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 3051 01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,448 ♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪ 3052 01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,826 ♪ TRICKY, TRICKY 3053 01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,826 TRICKY, TRICKY ♪ 3054 01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:13,536 WE WON! WE WON! 3055 01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,204 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME 3056 01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,204 THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 3057 01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:16,997 ♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪ 3058 01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,667 ♪ TRICKY, TRICKY, 3059 01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,667 TRICKY, TRICKY, HUH! ♪ 3060 01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,043 WHOO! 3061 01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,878 [all cheering] 3062 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,046 HEATH! 3063 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,590 HEATH! 3064 01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,590 COME ON, LET'S GO. 3065 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,758 (Heather) 3066 01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,758 HEATH. 3067 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,094 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 3068 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,094 MOVE IT! 3069 01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,847 (Karen) 3070 01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,847 I NEED A DRINK. 3071 01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:36,433 ♪[music playing] 3072 01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:41,522 HEY, HEY, HEY, 3073 01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:41,522 LATRELL, MY MAN. 3074 01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,526 SO DID IT WORK, MAN? 3075 01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:46,569 [panting] 3076 01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,278 I DON'T KNOW. 3077 01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:51,741 BUT I GOT TO DANCE. 3078 01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:54,284 I GOT TO HIT THIS. 3079 01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:55,994 [whimpering] 3080 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,081 HOLD THE DOG. 3081 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,081 HOLD THE DOG. 3082 01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:00,833 [groaning] 3083 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,001 OOH. 3084 01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,001 [growling] 3085 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,879 LET IT OUT, HONEY. 3086 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,879 [retching] 3087 01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,589 OH, YEAH. 3088 01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,589 NOW IT'S OUT. 3089 01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:07,964 [sobbing] 3090 01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:10,593 I PAID THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 3091 01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:10,593 ON THIS OUTFIT 3092 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:13,011 AND DO YOU THINK 3093 01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:13,011 HE EVEN NOTICED? 3094 01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,471 IT'S GOING TO BE OK. 3095 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,724 (Karen) 3096 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,724 LITTLE MISS VANDERGELD 3097 01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,724 WALKS IN 3098 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:20,018 AND HE JUST FORGETS 3099 01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:20,018 ALL ABOUT ME. 3100 01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,521 OK. 3101 01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:23,814 LET IT OUT. LET IT OUT. 3102 01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,441 [groaning] 3103 01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,817 I WONDER 3104 01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,360 [gasps] 3105 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,280 IF HE WOULD THINK 3106 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,280 SHE WAS SO HOT 3107 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:35,701 IF HE KNEW THAT 3108 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:35,701 SHE IS BROKE. 3109 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:36,744 [Karen sobbing] 3110 01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,621 VANDERGELD'S BROKE? 3111 01:22:39,747 --> 01:22:41,206 SHH. 3112 01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,292 WE MUSTN'T 3113 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:44,835 TALK OF SUCH THINGS. 3114 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:44,835 NO, NO. 3115 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,629 I WON'T. 3116 01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,629 WE WON'T. 3117 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:49,632 BUT, YES, THEY'RE BROKE. 3118 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:56,221 MY FATHER EVEN HAD TO 3119 01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:56,221 LOAN HER FATHER MONEY 3120 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:59,266 JUST SO THAT THEY 3121 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:59,266 COULD KEEP THEIR HOUSE. 3122 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,977 THEY JUST PAID US BACK. 3123 01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,186 [Karen sobbing] 3124 01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,314 YOU GUYS, 3125 01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,314 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 3126 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,482 WE LOVE YOU, TOO. 3127 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,275 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 3128 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:10,945 OH, GOD, THANK YOU. 3129 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,864 CAN WE GET YOU SOME GUM 3130 01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,864 OR A MINT OR SOMETHING? 3131 01:23:14,824 --> 01:23:16,492 HEY, LITTLE GIRL. 3132 01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:18,744 ♪[music playing] 3133 01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:20,996 [yelping] 3134 01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:24,249 REALLY? I LOVE YOU, TOO. 3135 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,003 [whining] 3136 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,003 MMM. 3137 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,006 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 3138 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,006 GIVE ME HER! 3139 01:23:32,466 --> 01:23:35,469 SICKO. WHERE'S LATRELL? 3140 01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:37,262 DANCE FLOOR. 3141 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,148 GOOD MORNING, 3142 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,148 SNOWFLAKE. 3143 01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,445 [both screaming] 3144 01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:40,325 OH, MY GOD. BRITTANY! 3145 01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:41,368 WHAT? 3146 01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,912 WE'RE ON PAGE 6. 3147 01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,912 NO. 3148 01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,580 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 3149 01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,580 NO. NO. NO. 3150 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,375 LOOK. "WILSON SISTERS 3151 01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,375 ROCK HAMPTONS." 3152 01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:50,460 [gasps] 3153 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:52,337 [both screaming] 3154 01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,464 WILSONS ROCK! 3155 01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,464 WE ROCKED! 3156 01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,842 YES! YES! OH! 3157 01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:01,055 WAIT. WE WEREN'T 3158 01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:01,055 IN THE HAMPTONS 3159 01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:01,055 THIS WEEKEND. 3160 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:06,810 (both) 3161 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:06,810 OH NO! WE'VE BEEN CLONED! 3162 01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:13,776 HE'S GOT TO BE 3163 01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:13,776 AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 3164 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,860 GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE. 3165 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,654 ISN'T THAT 3166 01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,654 MARCUS RIGHT THERE? 3167 01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:20,532 THAT'S HIM, ALL RIGHT. 3168 01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:20,532 OLD LYING DOG! 3169 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:21,825 HA! CAUGHT YOU. 3170 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,368 (Gina) 3171 01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,368 MARCUS! 3172 01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:24,661 THAT SOUNDS LIKE GINA. 3173 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,538 MARCUS! 3174 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,538 [gasps] GINA! 3175 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,917 SHH. DON'T ANSWER IT. 3176 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,917 SHE'LL GO AWAY. 3177 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,917 NO, SHE WON'T. 3178 01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,086 (Gina) 3179 01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,086 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE 3180 01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,086 UNTIL YOU OPEN THIS DOOR! 3181 01:25:32,086 --> 01:25:33,587 I TOLD YOU! 3182 01:25:32,086 --> 01:25:33,587 OK, OK, OK. 3183 01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,505 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 3184 01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,505 JUST GET RID OF HER. 3185 01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,300 OK. UM, I'LL GET RID OF HER. 3186 01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,300 YOU HIDE THE STUFF. 3187 01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,300 YEAH. 3188 01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:39,384 HIDE THE STUFF. 3189 01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:41,303 (Gina) 3190 01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:41,303 MARCUS! 3191 01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:42,763 [knocking on door] 3192 01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,099 I'M NOT PLAYING 3193 01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,099 WITH YOU! 3194 01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,099 COMING, BABY! 3195 01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,225 MARCUS, WHAT IS 3196 01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,225 ALL THAT NOISE? 3197 01:25:47,225 --> 01:25:48,978 OH, NOTHIN'! 3198 01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:51,313 OK, BABY, I'M COMIN'! 3199 01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:54,066 MARCUS! 3200 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,734 MARCUS. 3201 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,734 I'M COMING. 3202 01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:56,944 HIDE. HIDE. 3203 01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:03,867 HEY, BABY! HI, BOO-BOO. 3204 01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:05,035 MMM. 3205 01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:09,915 NICE ROOM YOU GOT, 3206 01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:09,915 MARCUS. 3207 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,667 HEY, BABY, WHAT YOU-- 3208 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,667 WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE? 3209 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,335 I COULD ASK YOU 3210 01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,335 THE SAME QUESTION. 3211 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:14,837 ME? 3212 01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:14,837 MMM-HMM. 3213 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:17,213 OH, I'M ON ASSIGNMENT. 3214 01:26:17,213 --> 01:26:19,633 ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK? 3215 01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,511 OH, NO. NO, THIS IS-- 3216 01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,511 THAT'S KOOL-AID. 3217 01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,511 YOU WANT SOME? 3218 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,222 YOU KNOW, IT'S FILLED 3219 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,222 WITH LOTS OF VITAMIN "C" 3220 01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,222 AND RIBOFLAVIN. 3221 01:26:26,222 --> 01:26:28,642 IS THAT A BRA? 3222 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,185 OH, NO, THIS? 3223 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,770 THIS--THIS IS THE NEW, UM, 3224 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:34,023 NEW HOLSTERS 3225 01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:34,023 THEY GAVE US AT WORK. 3226 01:26:34,023 --> 01:26:36,066 THEY--THEY--THEY'RE 3227 01:26:34,023 --> 01:26:36,066 GOVERNMENT ISSUE, SEE? 3228 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:39,695 YOU CAN TAKE AND PUT 2 GUNS 3229 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:39,695 IN THERE AND JUST... 3230 01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:39,695 "FREEZE, F.B.I.!" 3231 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,989 I KNOW SOMEBODY'S IN HERE. 3232 01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,989 BABY, NOBODY'S IN HERE. 3233 01:26:41,989 --> 01:26:43,239 NOBODY'S IN HERE! 3234 01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:46,118 SEE? NOBO-NOBODY'S IN HERE. 3235 01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:48,286 CHECK UNDER THE BED! 3236 01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:48,286 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHECK-- 3237 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,830 NO, YOU THINK 3238 01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,830 SOMEBODY IN HERE-- 3239 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498 'CAUSE I HEARD 3240 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498 SOMEBODY 3241 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498 ON THE PHONE. 3242 01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,167 CHECK UNDER THE BED! 3243 01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,167 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 3244 01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,335 THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY 3245 01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,335 ALWAYS HIDES! CHECK IT! 3246 01:26:55,335 --> 01:26:56,712 MARCUS! 3247 01:26:55,335 --> 01:26:56,712 NOBODY CAN FIT-- 3248 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,797 SEE, NOBODY HERE, RIGHT? 3249 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,797 NOBODY THERE. 3250 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,674 YOU KNOW WHAT? 3251 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,674 I'M GONNA LOOK 3252 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,674 IN THE BATHROOM. 3253 01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:02,509 WAIT! NO! 3254 01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:02,509 DON'T CHECK 3255 01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:02,509 THE BATHROOM. 3256 01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,469 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 3257 01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,469 DON'T CHECK 3258 01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,469 THE BATHROOM! 3259 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,139 (Gina) 3260 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,139 YOU DON'T WANT ME 3261 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,139 TO CHECK THE BATHROOM! 3262 01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:09,349 [both arguing] 3263 01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:11,018 SEE? NOTHING 3264 01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:11,018 IN THE BATHROOM. 3265 01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:13,145 NOBODY IN THE BATHROOM. 3266 01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:13,145 NOBODY IN THE ROOM. SEE? 3267 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,771 AND AIN'T NOBODY 3268 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,771 BUT ME HERE. 3269 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,024 SEE? 3270 01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,024 [panting] 3271 01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:18,942 YOU KNOW, BABY, 3272 01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:18,942 THIS GOTTA STOP! 3273 01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,903 WE CAN'T HAVE LOVE 3274 01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,903 IF WE AIN'T GOT TRUST. 3275 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:22,738 I KNOW, BUT, BABY, LOOK, OK? 3276 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,698 I WAS AT THE RESTAURANT, 3277 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,698 AND THE CARD 3278 01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,698 WOULDN'T GO THROUGH-- 3279 01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:25,782 (Marcus) 3280 01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:25,782 BABY, LISTEN. 3281 01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,534 IF WE DON'T HAVE TRUST, 3282 01:27:27,534 --> 01:27:29,203 WE DON'T HAVE NOTHING. 3283 01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:31,496 MARCUS, THIS IS 3284 01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:31,496 NOT ABOUT TRUST. 3285 01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:31,496 THIS IS ABOUT-- 3286 01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:32,581 GINA! 3287 01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:34,457 [both screaming] 3288 01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:36,710 THERE SHE IS, 3289 01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:36,710 RIGHT THERE! 3290 01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,800 NOW, BABY, I CAN EXPLAIN. 3291 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,053 I KNEW IT. 3292 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,053 I KNOW, BUT, BABY, 3293 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,055 IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 3294 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,055 IT'S-- BABY, IT'S NOT 3295 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,055 WHAT YOU THINK. 3296 01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:50,140 (Gina) 3297 01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:50,140 DON'T YOU EVEN 3298 01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:50,140 SAY NOTHING TO ME! 3299 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,142 ...NOT WHAT YOU THINK. 3300 01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,142 I CAN EXPLAIN. 3301 01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:55,020 BABY, IT'S NOT 3302 01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:55,020 WHAT YOU THINK! 3303 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,688 HE'S A MAN! 3304 01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,398 YOU'RE SICK! 3305 01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:05,114 Heath: WHOO, YEAH! 3306 01:28:05,114 --> 01:28:08,324 LOT OF LOVELY LADIES 3307 01:28:05,114 --> 01:28:08,324 HERE TODAY, BOYS. 3308 01:28:08,324 --> 01:28:09,952 HEY, RUSS. 3309 01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,248 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 3310 01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:16,666 I, UH... 3311 01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,168 I, UM... 3312 01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:24,174 I FELL? 3313 01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,476 WE HAVE TO FIND THEM 3314 01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,476 AND STOP THEM 3315 01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:35,936 BEFORE THEY EXECUTE 3316 01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:35,936 THEIR EVIL PLAN. 3317 01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:38,772 WAIT, WHAT DO 3318 01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:38,772 THEY LOOK LIKE? 3319 01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:38,772 DUH, US! 3320 01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:40,857 AFTERNOON, LADIES. 3321 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,818 THE CHIEF WOULD LIKE 3322 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,818 TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 3323 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,653 OH, MY GOD, TIFFANY. 3324 01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,653 WHAT? 3325 01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,529 THEY'RE THE MEN IN BLACK. 3326 01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,529 [gasps] 3327 01:28:46,529 --> 01:28:47,906 COME ON. 3328 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,033 HEY, EASY, 3329 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,033 PONCH AND JON. 3330 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,033 HEY, BUDDY. 3331 01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:52,911 MOVE IT ALONG, PAL. 3332 01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:52,911 HEY, MY HAIR! 3333 01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:57,499 CHIEF, WE JUST GOT 3334 01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:57,499 CONFIRMATION THAT BURTON'S, 3335 01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:57,499 UH, ARRIVED AT J.F.K. 3336 01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,542 OK, I WANT HIM TRAILED. 3337 01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,837 BUT GIVE HIM PLENTY 3338 01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,837 OF ROOM. I DON'T WANT 3339 01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,837 ANYONE JUMPING THE GUN. 3340 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,588 I WANT TO GET 3341 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,588 THIS GUY RED-HANDED. 3342 01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,340 (Brittany) 3343 01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,340 OH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME! 3344 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,549 (Gomez) 3345 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,549 LET'S GO. 3346 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:07,717 (Harper) 3347 01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:07,717 HEY, HEY, EASY! 3348 01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:10,679 RIGHT THIS WAY, GIRLS. 3349 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:13,348 WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS DOING 3350 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:13,348 WITH THE WILSON SISTERS? 3351 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,101 CHIEF, THESE AREN'T 3352 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,101 THE WILSON SISTERS. 3353 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,187 (Harper) 3354 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,187 NO, SIR. 3355 01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:21,023 CHIEF, CHIEF, 3356 01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:21,023 CHECK THIS OUT. 3357 01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:22,524 [screaming] 3358 01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,484 (Brittany) 3359 01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,484 OH, MY GOD! 3360 01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,484 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3361 01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:26,195 UH, THAT'S ON THERE 3362 01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:26,195 PRETTY GOOD. 3363 01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:29,323 LET HER GO. 3364 01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:29,323 THAT'S--THAT--THAT'S 3365 01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:29,323 NOTHING, CHIEF. 3366 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,326 HOW ABOUT... 3367 01:29:32,326 --> 01:29:34,619 [both screaming] 3368 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:37,539 OOH. 3369 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:37,539 THOSE--THOSE ARE NICE. 3370 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,749 TH-THAT'S ENOUGH. 3371 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,749 HEY, THAT--THAT'S ENOUGH. 3372 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:42,961 CHIEF, I--I DON'T KNOW 3373 01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:42,961 HOW HE--HE DID THAT, 3374 01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:45,379 BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE THESE. 3375 01:29:45,379 --> 01:29:46,631 [gasping] 3376 01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:48,175 [screaming] 3377 01:29:59,393 --> 01:30:02,314 OH, MY GOD! 3378 01:29:59,393 --> 01:30:02,314 LOOK WHO'S HERE. 3379 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:03,857 IT'S THAT BEAUTIFUL-- 3380 01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:06,818 SAVE IT! 3381 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,946 (Chief) 3382 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,946 BECAUSE OF YOU, I HAD TO 3383 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,946 SUSPEND 2 OF MY BEST AGENTS! 3384 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,405 BUT CHIEF, 3385 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,405 I CAN EXPLAIN. 3386 01:30:11,405 --> 01:30:13,158 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! 3387 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,994 YOU'RE JUST LUCKY 3388 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,994 WE CAUGHT BURTON 3389 01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,994 BEFORE HE COULD STRIKE. 3390 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,621 BUT BURTON IS NOT OUR GUY! 3391 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,621 YEAH, CHIEF. 3392 01:30:18,621 --> 01:30:21,666 LET ME GUESS: 3393 01:30:18,621 --> 01:30:21,666 WOMEN'S INTUITION? 3394 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:24,378 YOU'RE BOTH FIRED. TURN IN 3395 01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:24,378 YOUR GUNS AND YOUR BADGES. 3396 01:30:24,378 --> 01:30:25,587 THIS OPERATION IS OVER! 3397 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,547 COME ON, CHIEF! 3398 01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,547 YOU CAN'T FIRE US. 3399 01:30:27,547 --> 01:30:29,174 I JUST DID. 3400 01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,594 [door closing] 3401 01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:35,055 FORGET HIM, MARCUS. 3402 01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:35,055 WE CAN DO THIS OURSELF. 3403 01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:37,015 LOOK, ALL WE GOT TO DO 3404 01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:37,015 IS--IS--IS-- 3405 01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:38,267 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 3406 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:41,228 WE? KEVIN, 3407 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:41,228 THIS AIN'T ABOUT WE. 3408 01:30:41,228 --> 01:30:43,813 IT'S NEVER BEEN. 3409 01:30:41,228 --> 01:30:43,813 IT'S ABOUT YOU. 3410 01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:45,274 YOU COME UP WITH 3411 01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:45,274 SOME STUPID IDEA 3412 01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:47,109 AND I'M DUMB ENOUGH 3413 01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:47,109 TO GO ALONG WITH IT. 3414 01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,111 AND LOOK WHERE 3415 01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,111 IT'S GOTTEN ME, KEVIN. 3416 01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:52,114 I JUST LOST MY WIFE 3417 01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:52,114 AND MY JOB BECAUSE OF YOU. 3418 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,449 SO DON'T TELL ME ABOUT "WE" 3419 01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,449 NO MORE, ALL RIGHT? 3420 01:30:57,411 --> 01:31:00,496 THEY BOUGHT IT. 3421 01:30:57,411 --> 01:31:00,496 THE F.B.I. IS PACKING UP. 3422 01:31:00,496 --> 01:31:03,583 THEY'LL BE OUT OF OUR HAIR 3423 01:31:00,496 --> 01:31:03,583 IN A COUPLE HOURS. 3424 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,002 WE COULD MAKE 3425 01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,002 THE GRAB TONIGHT. 3426 01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:09,423 YOU SURE YOU AND YOUR FRIEND 3427 01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:09,423 CAN, UH, GET THE JOB DONE? 3428 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:14,136 WOULD I LET YOU DOWN, 3429 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:14,136 MR. V.? 3430 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,475 HEY, MAN. 3431 01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,475 I JUST WANT TO SAY SORRY. 3432 01:31:21,475 --> 01:31:23,061 FORGET ABOUT IT, DUDE. 3433 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,605 NO. NO, Y-YOU'RE RIGHT. 3434 01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,605 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 3435 01:31:25,605 --> 01:31:27,190 I-I'VE BEEN SELFISH. 3436 01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:29,692 A-AND I'M ALWAYS DRAGGING 3437 01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:29,692 YOU INTO EVERYTHING. 3438 01:31:29,692 --> 01:31:32,404 I NEVER EVEN ASKED WHAT IT IS 3439 01:31:29,692 --> 01:31:32,404 THAT YOU WANT TO DO. 3440 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,114 I DON'T KNOW, 3441 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,114 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT 3442 01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:35,824 ALWAYS HAVING YOU 3443 01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:35,824 AROUND, THAT JUST 3444 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,410 MAKES ME WANT TO 3445 01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,410 STEP UP MY GAME. 3446 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:41,037 I GUESS 3447 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:41,037 IT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS KNOW 3448 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:41,037 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE MY BACK. 3449 01:31:42,705 --> 01:31:44,666 [cell phone ringing] 3450 01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:47,501 HELLO? 3451 01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,380 THANKS. 3452 01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:54,592 WHO WAS THAT? 3453 01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:54,592 THAT WAS JOSH. 3454 01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:57,804 TURNS OUT THAT 3455 01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:57,804 VANDERGELD'S PRINTS 3456 01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:57,804 WAS ALL OVER THE RANSOM NOTE. 3457 01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:00,849 WHAT ARE YOU-- 3458 01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:00,849 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 3459 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:03,018 CALLIN' THE CHIEF. 3460 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:03,018 NO, YOU AIN'T! 3461 01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:05,187 YOU SAID WE COULD DO THIS 3462 01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:05,187 ON OUR OWN, RIGHT? 3463 01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:06,729 WHAT ABOUT BACKUP? 3464 01:32:06,729 --> 01:32:08,148 HEY, I GOT YOU, 3465 01:32:06,729 --> 01:32:08,148 YOU GOT ME. 3466 01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:09,816 THAT'S ALL 3467 01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:09,816 THE BACKUP WE NEED. 3468 01:32:09,816 --> 01:32:12,235 TRIPLE-T, K. A. 3469 01:32:12,235 --> 01:32:15,864 (both) 3470 01:32:12,235 --> 01:32:15,864 TIME TO TOTALLY KICK ASS! 3471 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,408 ♪[Let's Get It Started 3472 01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,408 by Black Eyed Peas playing] 3473 01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:20,618 ♪ LET'S GET IT 3474 01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:20,618 STARTED IN HERE ♪ 3475 01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:22,871 ♪ LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪ 3476 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:28,126 3 GENERATIONS AT THE BUREAU, 3477 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:28,126 AND I'M THE FIRST 3478 01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:28,126 TO GET FIRED. 3479 01:32:28,126 --> 01:32:29,836 MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME! 3480 01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:31,380 [cell phone ringing] 3481 01:32:31,380 --> 01:32:33,340 YEAH? WHAT? WHO? 3482 01:32:35,175 --> 01:32:37,010 COPELAND! 3483 01:32:37,010 --> 01:32:39,095 COPELAND, YOU DICK! 3484 01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:40,805 YOU'VE GOT 3485 01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:40,805 A LOT OF NERVE, CALLING. 3486 01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:41,931 LOT OF NERVE. 3487 01:32:41,931 --> 01:32:43,308 WHERE? 3488 01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:45,101 [people chattering] 3489 01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:46,811 YOU BETTER NOT BE 3490 01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:46,811 WRONG ABOUT THIS. 3491 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,271 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 3492 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,271 WHAT? WHAT? 3493 01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,773 I THINK WE MIGHT BE 3494 01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,773 GETTING OUR JOBS BACK. 3495 01:32:50,773 --> 01:32:52,775 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 3496 01:32:50,773 --> 01:32:52,775 WE GOTTA GO. 3497 01:32:52,775 --> 01:32:54,528 WHAT DO YOU-- 3498 01:32:52,775 --> 01:32:54,528 WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GO? 3499 01:32:54,528 --> 01:32:55,945 HOW ABOUT THIS? 3500 01:32:54,528 --> 01:32:55,945 HOW ABOUT THIS? 3501 01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,947 RUPAUL OR WHOOPI GOLDBERG? 3502 01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,947 HMM? 3503 01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,949 I TOLD YOU, 3504 01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,949 I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES. 3505 01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,159 AW, COME ON! 3506 01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:02,952 ♪ LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪ 3507 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:05,663 ♪ LET'S GET IT 3508 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:05,663 STARTED IN HERE ♪ 3509 01:33:05,663 --> 01:33:07,457 ♪ WHOO-HOO ♪ 3510 01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:10,460 ♪ LETS GET, 3511 01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:10,460 WOO-HOO! ♪ 3512 01:33:15,549 --> 01:33:17,259 ♪ LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪ 3513 01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,261 ♪ LET'S GET IT 3514 01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,261 STARTED IN HERE ♪ 3515 01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:20,429 ANY SIGN OF VANDERGELD? 3516 01:33:20,429 --> 01:33:21,763 I DON'T SEE HIM. 3517 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:23,890 ALL RIGHT, 3518 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:23,890 KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM. 3519 01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,059 IF IT'S GOING DOWN, 3520 01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,059 IT'S GOING TO GO DOWN HERE. 3521 01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:29,062 THANK GOD! 3522 01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:29,062 THERE YOU ARE! I DID IT. 3523 01:33:29,062 --> 01:33:30,397 YOU DID WHAT? 3524 01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:33,607 I GOT YOU INTO 3525 01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:33,607 THE FASHION SHOW! 3526 01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:35,569 BRITTANY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 3527 01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:35,569 YEAH. 3528 01:33:35,569 --> 01:33:38,071 WE'RE IN THE FASHION SHOW. 3529 01:33:35,569 --> 01:33:38,071 OH, MY GOD. 3530 01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,283 NOT IF WE DON'T GET MOVING. 3531 01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,283 COME ON, LET'S GO! 3532 01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,283 GET THE LEAD OUT, LADIES. 3533 01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:45,203 (Karen) 3534 01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:45,203 YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 3535 01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:45,203 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE YOU FORGOT. 3536 01:33:47,663 --> 01:33:49,332 YOU MEAN 3537 01:33:47,663 --> 01:33:49,332 THE WILSON SISTERS ARE IN? 3538 01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:51,251 AND WE'RE OUT? 3539 01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:51,251 I'M SORRY, LADIES. 3540 01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,295 THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 3541 01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,295 THEY'RE HOT, YOU'RE NOT! 3542 01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:54,670 SO DEAL WITH IT, HUH? 3543 01:33:54,670 --> 01:33:56,339 YOU! STRAIGHTEN UP 3544 01:33:54,670 --> 01:33:56,339 THAT BLOUSE RIGHT NOW! 3545 01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:58,925 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 3546 01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:58,925 WE'VE BEEN ON THAT CATWALK 3547 01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:01,928 EVERY SUMMER 3548 01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:01,928 FOR 6 YEARS STRAIGHT! 3549 01:34:01,928 --> 01:34:04,514 LOOK, LET'S JUST 3550 01:34:01,928 --> 01:34:04,514 CUT TO THE CHASE. 3551 01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:07,267 WHO DO WE HAVE TO 3552 01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:07,267 SLEEP WITH 3553 01:34:07,267 --> 01:34:08,977 FOR US TO GET IN THE SHOW? 3554 01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,895 OH, HONEY, 3555 01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,895 YOU'RE SO BARKING UP 3556 01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:12,314 THE WRONG 3557 01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:12,314 TREE RIGHT NOW. REALLY! 3558 01:34:12,314 --> 01:34:13,773 IF YOU NAIL THIS, 3559 01:34:12,314 --> 01:34:13,773 YOU'RE A SHOO-IN 3560 01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:15,233 FOR THE COVER OF 3561 01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:15,233 HAMPTONS MAGAZINE. 3562 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,860 (Aubrey) 3563 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,860 DARLINGS! 3564 01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,860 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 3565 01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:18,820 [Megan wailing] 3566 01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,905 MEGAN! DON'T! 3567 01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:23,325 THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. 3568 01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,995 THEY JUST MESSED 3569 01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,995 WITH THE WRONG GIRLS! 3570 01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:29,038 I'VE BEEN LOOKING 3571 01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:29,038 EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. 3572 01:34:29,038 --> 01:34:32,292 CAN WE GET THE WILSON SISTERS 3573 01:34:29,038 --> 01:34:32,292 THEIR OUTFITS NOW, PLEASE? 3574 01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,127 (Aubrey) 3575 01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,127 GO. GO. GO! 3576 01:34:35,128 --> 01:34:36,963 HEY. 3577 01:34:36,963 --> 01:34:39,715 UH, CAN WE TALK? 3578 01:34:39,715 --> 01:34:41,551 OF COURSE. 3579 01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:43,928 LISTEN, YOU WERE INCREDIBLE 3580 01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:43,928 AT THE NIGHTCLUB LAST NIGHT. 3581 01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:45,096 THANK YOU. 3582 01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:45,096 INCREDIBLE. 3583 01:34:45,096 --> 01:34:46,680 THANKS. 3584 01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:48,308 AND HEATHER WILL BE LEAVING 3585 01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:48,308 AFTER THE PARTY TONIGHT, 3586 01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:50,059 AND I WAS THINKING 3587 01:34:50,059 --> 01:34:53,355 MAYBE YOU COULD 3588 01:34:50,059 --> 01:34:53,355 COME BY AROUND 2:00? 3589 01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:56,024 MAKE THAT 3:00 A.M. 3590 01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,361 UM... 3591 01:35:04,449 --> 01:35:06,075 YOU KNOW WHAT? 3592 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:08,995 I DON'T THINK SO. 3593 01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:10,539 EXCUSE ME? 3594 01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:12,790 YOU THI-THINK 3595 01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:12,790 I'M JUST A BOOTY CALL. 3596 01:35:13,667 --> 01:35:15,585 WELL, I'M NOT. 3597 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,087 AND I DESERVE 3598 01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,087 BETTER THAN THAT. 3599 01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,467 I'M TIRED OF BEING 3600 01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,467 YOUR DOORMAT. 3601 01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:25,928 DOORMAT? 3602 01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,890 [sighs] 3603 01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,890 HONEY, 3604 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:33,186 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK 3605 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:33,186 YOU'RE THAT SPECIAL? 3606 01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:37,566 (Tori) 3607 01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:37,566 BASTARD. 3608 01:35:37,566 --> 01:35:38,608 EXCUSE ME. 3609 01:35:39,568 --> 01:35:40,943 ASSWIPE! 3610 01:35:42,736 --> 01:35:44,197 [all gasp] 3611 01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,452 YOU'RE GOING TO 3612 01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,452 REGRET THAT. 3613 01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,037 I'M SO SCARED. 3614 01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:54,416 OH, MY GOD! TIFFANY! 3615 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,544 THANK YOU SO MUCH, 3616 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,544 HONEY. 3617 01:35:57,544 --> 01:35:59,629 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 3618 01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:03,299 THANKS. I JUST WISH 3619 01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:03,299 I DIDN'T FEEL SO CRAPPY. 3620 01:36:03,299 --> 01:36:05,510 OH, HONEY. 3621 01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:08,971 SOMETIMES A MAN 3622 01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:08,971 CAN'T SEE WHEN HE HAS 3623 01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:08,971 SOMEONE SO SPECIAL 3624 01:36:08,971 --> 01:36:11,891 SITTING RIGHT 3625 01:36:08,971 --> 01:36:11,891 IN FRONT OF HIM. 3626 01:36:11,891 --> 01:36:14,644 ARE YOU, LIKE, 3627 01:36:11,891 --> 01:36:14,644 A LESBIAN? 3628 01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:19,608 I BETTER GO GET CHANGED. 3629 01:36:19,608 --> 01:36:21,359 OK. 3630 01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,027 (male announcer) 3631 01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,027 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 3632 01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:24,946 THIS EVENING WE ARE 3633 01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:24,946 PROUD TO PRESENT 3634 01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,574 THE FALL COUTURE LINE, 3635 01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,574 AUBREY ALLURE. 3636 01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:29,409 PLEASE, TAKE YOUR SEATS. 3637 01:36:30,577 --> 01:36:32,870 EXCUSE ME? 3638 01:36:30,577 --> 01:36:32,870 YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST. 3639 01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:34,247 INVITATION, MY ASS! 3640 01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:36,832 THEY DON'T KNOW 3641 01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:36,832 HOW WE DO IT. 3642 01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:38,585 LET'S JUST BLEND. 3643 01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:38,585 ALL RIGHT. 3644 01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:40,587 ♪[Move Your Feet 3645 01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:40,587 by Junior Senior playing] 3646 01:36:40,587 --> 01:36:43,465 ♪ WON'T STOP, WON'T STOP 3647 01:36:40,587 --> 01:36:43,465 THE BEAT AND GO ♪ 3648 01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,344 ♪ EVERYBODY, 3649 01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,344 MOVE YOU'RE FEET, 3650 01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,344 AND FEEL UNITED ♪ 3651 01:36:48,344 --> 01:36:49,929 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 3652 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:56,645 ♪ EVERYBODY, MOVE YOUR FEET 3653 01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:56,645 AND FEEL UNITED ♪ 3654 01:36:56,645 --> 01:36:58,062 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 3655 01:36:58,062 --> 01:37:00,189 GO! GET GOING! 3656 01:36:58,062 --> 01:37:00,189 MOVE IT! 3657 01:37:00,189 --> 01:37:01,941 AUBREY! AUBREY! 3658 01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:03,443 [shrieking] 3659 01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:10,032 DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE 3660 01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:10,032 THIS CONVERSATION? 3661 01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,910 CAN WE GET THESE 3662 01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,910 FANTASTIC SUPERMODELS 3663 01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,746 BACK INTO THEIR 3664 01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,746 DRESSING ROOMS? 3665 01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:15,997 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 3666 01:37:17,831 --> 01:37:19,375 [crowd cheering] 3667 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:21,419 ♪ I C-C-CAN'T 3668 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:21,419 CONTROL THE FEET ♪ 3669 01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:23,338 ♪ P-P-PEOPLE IN THE STREETS ♪ 3670 01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,214 ♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY, 3671 01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,214 MOVE YOUR FEET ♪ 3672 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,342 ♪ DON'T STOP, 3673 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,342 DON'T STOP THE BEAT ♪ 3674 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,469 ♪ I CAN'T STOP, 3675 01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,469 CAN'T STOP THE BEAT ♪ 3676 01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:34,390 ♪ I WON'T STOP, 3677 01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:34,390 WON'T STOP THE BEAT AND GO ♪ 3678 01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:39,020 ♪ EVERYBODY, 3679 01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:39,020 MOVE YOUR FEET 3680 01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:39,020 AND FEEL UNITED ♪ 3681 01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:41,981 [crowd cheering] 3682 01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:47,195 ♪ EVERYBODY, 3683 01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:47,195 MOVE YOUR FEET 3684 01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:47,195 AND FEEL UNITED ♪ 3685 01:37:47,195 --> 01:37:48,862 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 3686 01:37:48,862 --> 01:37:50,699 OH! 3687 01:37:50,699 --> 01:37:52,033 THEY CHANGED THAT QUICK! 3688 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:53,326 AMAZING! 3689 01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,370 THEY CHANGED THAT QUICK! 3690 01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:56,912 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 3691 01:37:59,499 --> 01:38:01,000 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 3692 01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,087 THESE OUGHT TO GET 3693 01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,087 THE CRITICS' ATTENTION. 3694 01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:10,134 ♪ S-S-SING MY SONG ♪ 3695 01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:11,885 ♪ Y-Y-YOU SING ALONG ♪ 3696 01:38:11,885 --> 01:38:13,805 ♪ JUST P-P-PUT MY RECORD ON ♪ 3697 01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,849 ♪ AND ALL OF YOUR TROUBLES 3698 01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,849 ARE DEAD AND GONE ♪ 3699 01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,059 ♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, 3700 01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,059 DON'T STOP THE BEAT ♪ 3701 01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:20,894 ♪ I CAN'T STOP, CAN'T STOP, 3702 01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:20,894 CAN'T STOP THE BEAT ♪ 3703 01:38:20,894 --> 01:38:22,230 HUH? 3704 01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:29,612 ♪ EVERYBODY, 3705 01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:29,612 MOVE YOUR FEET 3706 01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:29,612 AND FEEL UNITED ♪ 3707 01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:31,781 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 3708 01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:35,117 [all laughing] 3709 01:38:35,117 --> 01:38:37,620 ♪ MOVE YOUR FEET 3710 01:38:35,117 --> 01:38:37,620 AND FEEL UNITED ♪ 3711 01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:38,747 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 3712 01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:40,749 OK, 2ND CHANGES, 3713 01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:40,749 EVERYBODY! 3714 01:38:40,749 --> 01:38:42,166 GO! GO! GO! NOW! 3715 01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:45,795 THIS'LL BE 3716 01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:45,795 A NICE LITTLE TREAT. 3717 01:38:49,923 --> 01:38:51,467 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 3718 01:38:53,969 --> 01:38:55,722 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 3719 01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:58,266 [all laughing] 3720 01:38:58,266 --> 01:39:00,476 ♪ DON'T STOP, 3721 01:38:58,266 --> 01:39:00,476 DON'T STOP THE BEAT ♪ 3722 01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:02,729 ♪ I CAN'T STOP, 3723 01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:02,729 CAN'T STOP THE BEAT ♪ 3724 01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:04,689 [all continue laughing] 3725 01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:10,236 ♪ EVERYBODY, 3726 01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:10,236 MOVE YOUR FEET ♪ 3727 01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:12,071 MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENING? 3728 01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:13,531 ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ 3729 01:39:13,531 --> 01:39:15,825 THAT'S NOT MINE! 3730 01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:17,869 (Kevin) 3731 01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:17,869 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 3732 01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:17,869 ALL RIGHT, BRO. 3733 01:39:17,869 --> 01:39:19,328 I'M SORRY! 3734 01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:21,581 OH! 3735 01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:23,499 [all gasp] 3736 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,921 JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 3737 01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,921 IT'LL BE OK. 3738 01:39:27,921 --> 01:39:28,922 [screaming] 3739 01:39:28,922 --> 01:39:30,799 I'M SO SORRY. OH MY GOD! 3740 01:39:31,716 --> 01:39:33,050 I'M SO SORRY! 3741 01:39:33,050 --> 01:39:34,510 I'M SO SORRY. OH! 3742 01:39:34,510 --> 01:39:36,930 COME HERE! I GOT YOU! 3743 01:39:34,510 --> 01:39:36,930 I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU! 3744 01:39:36,930 --> 01:39:38,473 OH! OH! 3745 01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:40,767 HERE WE GO. UP! 3746 01:39:40,767 --> 01:39:42,351 [screaming] 3747 01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,687 OH, MY GOD! 3748 01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,687 I HOPE SHE'S OK. 3749 01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:46,355 [whining] 3750 01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:46,355 I'M RUINED. 3751 01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,655 LOOKS LIKE SOME 3752 01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,655 PEOPLE JUST DON'T 3753 01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,655 KNOW WHEN TO QUIT. 3754 01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:55,030 COME ON, GIRLS. 3755 01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:57,784 HELP ME. 3756 01:39:57,784 --> 01:39:59,661 I GOT YOU. 3757 01:39:59,661 --> 01:40:01,078 [all screaming] 3758 01:40:03,539 --> 01:40:05,708 KAREN, 3759 01:40:03,539 --> 01:40:05,708 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3760 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:07,710 LOOK, SOMEONE HAS GOT TO 3761 01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:07,710 GIVE THOSE GIRLS 3762 01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,296 A TASTE 3763 01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,296 OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE. 3764 01:40:10,296 --> 01:40:11,673 [screaming] 3765 01:40:12,632 --> 01:40:14,133 [all gasp] 3766 01:40:19,639 --> 01:40:21,307 [both screaming] 3767 01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:22,851 [all gasp] 3768 01:40:30,232 --> 01:40:34,320 SO REVOLUTIONARY! 3769 01:40:30,232 --> 01:40:34,320 IT'S SO BOLD AND SO... 3770 01:40:35,237 --> 01:40:36,865 SO BRILLIANT! 3771 01:40:42,996 --> 01:40:44,747 [both screaming] 3772 01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:52,254 YES! 3773 01:40:52,254 --> 01:40:53,715 YES! 3774 01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:04,934 NO! EVERYBODY, 3775 01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:04,934 THEY'RE IMPOSTORS! 3776 01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,519 [all gasp] 3777 01:41:06,519 --> 01:41:08,813 (woman) 3778 01:41:06,519 --> 01:41:08,813 OH, MY GOD! 3779 01:41:08,813 --> 01:41:10,439 HIT THE LIGHTS. 3780 01:41:12,859 --> 01:41:14,610 ♪[music playing] 3781 01:41:31,460 --> 01:41:32,545 MARCUS! 3782 01:41:32,545 --> 01:41:33,838 BRITTANY! 3783 01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:36,465 WHERE'S BRITTANY? 3784 01:41:37,383 --> 01:41:39,594 [all cheering] 3785 01:41:39,594 --> 01:41:41,596 BRITTANY! 3786 01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:43,681 WHERE ARE YOU? 3787 01:41:55,484 --> 01:41:57,028 BRITTANY! 3788 01:41:57,028 --> 01:41:58,404 TIFFANY! 3789 01:41:59,447 --> 01:42:00,823 GET DOWN! 3790 01:42:00,823 --> 01:42:03,076 [crowd screaming] 3791 01:42:03,076 --> 01:42:04,660 [grunting] 3792 01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,999 I TOLD YOU 3793 01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,999 YOU WERE GOING 3794 01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,999 TO REGRET IT. 3795 01:42:09,999 --> 01:42:13,252 YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH! 3796 01:42:09,999 --> 01:42:13,252 COME ON. 3797 01:42:13,252 --> 01:42:14,670 [screaming] 3798 01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:17,632 YOU RUN AND I'LL SHOOT YOU. 3799 01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:17,632 COME ON. COME ON. 3800 01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:19,258 [grunting] 3801 01:42:30,937 --> 01:42:32,105 MY TURN. 3802 01:42:32,105 --> 01:42:33,564 MAMA? 3803 01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:35,858 [yelling] 3804 01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,986 GIRL, WE GONNA 3805 01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,986 NEED SOME BACKUP. 3806 01:42:37,986 --> 01:42:39,570 KEISHA? HEY! 3807 01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:41,238 GIRL, CALL NAYNAY 3808 01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:41,238 AND LAQUANDA. 3809 01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:43,825 TELL THEM TO 3810 01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:43,825 BRING THE VASELINE 3811 01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:43,825 AND THE STRAIGHT RAZORS. 3812 01:42:43,825 --> 01:42:45,534 THESE BITCHES 3813 01:42:43,825 --> 01:42:45,534 ON SOME OTHER SHIT! 3814 01:42:45,534 --> 01:42:47,536 WHAT'S GOING ON? 3815 01:42:47,536 --> 01:42:48,913 DON'T TOUCH MY DRESS! 3816 01:42:48,913 --> 01:42:50,414 VANDERGELD'S GOT TIFFANY! 3817 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:54,127 WHAT? NO ONE MESSES 3818 01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:54,127 WITH MY QUEEN! 3819 01:42:54,127 --> 01:42:56,211 MARCUS! ARE YOU OK? 3820 01:42:56,211 --> 01:42:57,254 NO. 3821 01:42:57,254 --> 01:42:58,714 WHAT'S WRONG? 3822 01:42:58,714 --> 01:43:01,383 THESE DAMN G-STRINGS 3823 01:42:58,714 --> 01:43:01,383 ARE KILLING ME! 3824 01:43:01,383 --> 01:43:02,551 [groaning] 3825 01:43:04,762 --> 01:43:05,972 (Harper) 3826 01:43:04,762 --> 01:43:05,972 FREEZE! 3827 01:43:05,972 --> 01:43:07,140 F.B.I. 3828 01:43:08,724 --> 01:43:10,059 YOU GUYS 3829 01:43:08,724 --> 01:43:10,059 TAKE CARE OF THOSE TWO. 3830 01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,477 WE'RE GOING 3831 01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,477 AFTER VANDERGELD. 3832 01:43:11,477 --> 01:43:14,271 COPELAND! 3833 01:43:11,477 --> 01:43:14,271 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THIS. 3834 01:43:15,606 --> 01:43:17,399 COME ON, LET'S GO. 3835 01:43:17,399 --> 01:43:19,401 [women screaming] 3836 01:43:19,401 --> 01:43:21,154 F.B.I.! FREEZE! 3837 01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:25,407 (Heather) 3838 01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:25,407 DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 3839 01:43:25,407 --> 01:43:27,326 HEATHER, WHY DON'T YOU 3840 01:43:25,407 --> 01:43:27,326 TAKE YOUR MOTHER 3841 01:43:27,326 --> 01:43:28,870 AND YOUR SISTER 3842 01:43:27,326 --> 01:43:28,870 AND GO ON HOME? 3843 01:43:28,870 --> 01:43:31,080 DADDY, WHY ARE YOU 3844 01:43:28,870 --> 01:43:31,080 DOING THIS? 3845 01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,708 DADDY DIDN'T TELL YOU? 3846 01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,708 HE'S BROKE. 3847 01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:35,626 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BROKE? 3848 01:43:35,626 --> 01:43:39,005 LIKE MARTHA STEWART BROKE 3849 01:43:35,626 --> 01:43:39,005 OR M.C. HAMMER BROKE? 3850 01:43:39,005 --> 01:43:40,756 M.C. HAMMER BROKE! 3851 01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:42,299 [screaming] 3852 01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:42,299 NO! 3853 01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,385 I'VE BEEN FUNNELING MONEY 3854 01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,385 OUT OF THE CHARITY 3855 01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:46,888 INTO A PRIVATE ACCOUNT, 3856 01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:46,888 JUST TO GET US BY! 3857 01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:52,852 ARE YOU FILMING THIS? 3858 01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:52,852 ARE YOU FILMING THIS? 3859 01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:55,396 I'LL GIVE YOU 3860 01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:55,396 SOMETHING TO SHOOT! 3861 01:43:55,396 --> 01:43:57,190 [all screaming] 3862 01:43:57,190 --> 01:43:58,524 GET OUT OF MY WAY! 3863 01:43:58,524 --> 01:43:59,734 I CAN'T DO THAT. 3864 01:43:59,734 --> 01:44:01,485 [yelling] 3865 01:43:59,734 --> 01:44:01,485 NO! 3866 01:44:04,488 --> 01:44:05,823 DROP IT! 3867 01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,449 [all screaming] 3868 01:44:09,744 --> 01:44:11,412 I GOT YOU, MAN. 3869 01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:13,455 HEY, WE'RE GONNA GET 3870 01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:13,455 THAT STAIN OUT. 3871 01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:13,455 DON'T EVEN WORRY. 3872 01:44:13,455 --> 01:44:15,332 [screaming] 3873 01:44:13,455 --> 01:44:15,332 DON'T MOVE! 3874 01:44:15,332 --> 01:44:18,293 WARREN VANDERGELD, 3875 01:44:15,332 --> 01:44:18,293 YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! 3876 01:44:20,253 --> 01:44:22,590 HEY, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, 3877 01:44:20,253 --> 01:44:22,590 I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID. 3878 01:44:22,590 --> 01:44:24,675 THAT WAS 3879 01:44:22,590 --> 01:44:24,675 REAL BRAVE OF YOU. 3880 01:44:24,675 --> 01:44:26,343 I HAD NO CHOICE. 3881 01:44:26,343 --> 01:44:29,722 I COULDN'T LET THEM TAKE 3882 01:44:26,343 --> 01:44:29,722 MY ONE TRUE LOVE AWAY. 3883 01:44:29,722 --> 01:44:31,432 [laughs] 3884 01:44:31,432 --> 01:44:34,810 HEY, DUDE. I AIN'T 3885 01:44:31,432 --> 01:44:34,810 WHAT YOU THINK I AM. 3886 01:44:36,269 --> 01:44:40,066 BABY, WE ALL GOT SECRETS. 3887 01:44:36,269 --> 01:44:40,066 THAT'S OK. 3888 01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,741 ARE YOU TELLING ME 3889 01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,202 THAT YOU ARE NOT... 3890 01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:53,079 YEAH. I'M NOT A WOMAN. 3891 01:44:53,079 --> 01:44:54,747 WHITE? 3892 01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:57,792 OH, THE DECEPTION! 3893 01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:57,792 THE BETRAYAL, MAN! 3894 01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:57,792 YOU DECEIVED ME! 3895 01:44:57,792 --> 01:45:00,669 CALM DOWN. 3896 01:44:57,792 --> 01:45:00,669 I'M A F.B.I. AGENT. 3897 01:44:57,792 --> 01:45:00,669 I WAS UNCOVERING A S-- 3898 01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:02,838 NEGRO, PLEASE! 3899 01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:06,134 DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL YOU 3900 01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:06,134 THIS WAS AN ALL-WHITE 3901 01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:06,134 PARTY, HUH? 3902 01:45:06,134 --> 01:45:09,095 SOMEONE GET THIS 3903 01:45:06,134 --> 01:45:09,095 JIGABOO AWAY FROM ME! 3904 01:45:09,095 --> 01:45:10,763 ARE YOU OK? 3905 01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:13,266 YES, I'M FINE. 3906 01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:13,266 THANK YOU. 3907 01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,685 SO, DO I GET TO 3908 01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,685 SEE MY KNIGHT 3909 01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,685 IN SHINING ARMOR? 3910 01:45:16,685 --> 01:45:17,770 WELL... 3911 01:45:17,770 --> 01:45:19,438 GET A LEG! 3912 01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:21,398 [grunting] 3913 01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:21,398 GET OFF ME! 3914 01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,567 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 3915 01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,567 I'M GOING TO LET YOU HAVE IT! 3916 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,861 YOU AIN'T NEVER 3917 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,861 MET NOBODY LIKE ME! 3918 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,861 IT'S ME! 3919 01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,447 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU 3920 01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,447 MESSING WITH! MY NAME'S GINA! 3921 01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,447 IT'S ME! 3922 01:45:28,447 --> 01:45:30,616 IT'S ME. IT'S ME. 3923 01:45:30,616 --> 01:45:31,951 [all gasp] 3924 01:45:31,951 --> 01:45:32,952 KEVIN? 3925 01:45:32,952 --> 01:45:34,369 LATRELL? 3926 01:45:34,369 --> 01:45:35,871 (Marcus) 3927 01:45:34,369 --> 01:45:35,871 GINA! 3928 01:45:35,871 --> 01:45:38,040 MARCUS? 3929 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:40,709 OH, THIS IS SOME 3930 01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:40,709 JERRY SPRINGER SHIT! 3931 01:45:41,627 --> 01:45:43,296 [police radio chattering] 3932 01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,048 (Chief) 3933 01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,048 ONCE AGAIN, YOU GUYS 3934 01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,048 MANAGED TO DO EVERYTHING 3935 01:45:46,048 --> 01:45:48,341 I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO. 3936 01:45:48,341 --> 01:45:52,138 YOU CAUSED OVER 3937 01:45:48,341 --> 01:45:52,138 $250,000 WORTH OF DAMAGE. 3938 01:45:52,138 --> 01:45:53,889 2 PEOPLE WERE SHOT. 3939 01:45:55,474 --> 01:46:00,688 BUT AT LEAST YOU, UH, GOT 3940 01:45:55,474 --> 01:46:00,688 THE RIGHT GUY. GOOD WORK. 3941 01:46:00,688 --> 01:46:02,355 THANKS A LOT, CHIEF. 3942 01:46:02,355 --> 01:46:04,608 BUT WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT 3943 01:46:02,355 --> 01:46:04,608 WITHOUT GOMEZ AND HARPER. 3944 01:46:04,608 --> 01:46:07,987 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU ALL 3945 01:46:04,608 --> 01:46:07,987 IN THE OFFICE TOMORROW. 3946 01:46:07,987 --> 01:46:09,280 ALL RIGHT. 3947 01:46:09,280 --> 01:46:11,991 HEY, GOOD WORK, GUYS. 3948 01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:15,036 WHO WILL BE FEATURED 3949 01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:15,036 ON THE COVER 3950 01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:15,036 OF HAMPTONS MAGAZINE? 3951 01:46:15,036 --> 01:46:17,997 ALL RIGHT, I GOT 3952 01:46:15,036 --> 01:46:17,997 TO GO TAKE CARE 3953 01:46:15,036 --> 01:46:17,997 OF SOME BUSINESS. UM... 3954 01:46:17,997 --> 01:46:19,790 SEE YOU GUYS ON MONDAY. 3955 01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,376 SO, WHO DO YOU THINK 3956 01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,376 WORE THOSE PANTIES 3957 01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,376 YOU WERE SNIFFING? 3958 01:46:23,376 --> 01:46:24,920 KEVIN OR MARCUS? 3959 01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,715 GOMEZ, I TOLD YOU. 3960 01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,715 I WAS LOOKING FOR D.N.A. 3961 01:46:27,715 --> 01:46:29,050 OH, YEAH. 3962 01:46:30,176 --> 01:46:32,553 WHAT ARE YOU 3963 01:46:30,176 --> 01:46:32,553 LAUGHING AT, "DENZEL"? 3964 01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:37,183 [in high-pitched voice] 3965 01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:37,183 "OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL 3966 01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:37,183 CHOCOLATE MAN!" 3967 01:46:37,183 --> 01:46:38,767 YOU GUYS GOT 3968 01:46:37,183 --> 01:46:38,767 SOME WORK TO DO? 3969 01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:41,270 I'M DENISE PORTER. 3970 01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:41,270 GOOD NIGHT. 3971 01:46:44,023 --> 01:46:45,524 DENISE. 3972 01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:47,276 HI. 3973 01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:50,696 I'M KEVIN COPELAND. 3974 01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:50,696 I'M AN F.B.I. AGENT. 3975 01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:54,867 I MAKE $30,000, 3976 01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:54,867 A YEAR AFTER TAXES. 3977 01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:59,205 I DON'T DRIVE A BENTLEY, 3978 01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:59,205 AND I DON'T HAVE 3979 01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:59,205 A HOUSE ON A HILL. 3980 01:46:59,205 --> 01:47:02,958 BUT I'D REALLY, REALLY, 3981 01:46:59,205 --> 01:47:02,958 REALLY LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT. 3982 01:47:02,958 --> 01:47:04,877 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 3983 01:47:04,877 --> 01:47:06,254 ANY MAN 3984 01:47:08,172 --> 01:47:12,093 WHO WOULD JUMP IN FRONT 3985 01:47:08,172 --> 01:47:12,093 OF A BULLET FOR ME 3986 01:47:12,093 --> 01:47:14,720 CAN DEFINITELY 3987 01:47:12,093 --> 01:47:14,720 TAKE ME ON A DATE. 3988 01:47:18,473 --> 01:47:20,142 BABY? 3989 01:47:20,142 --> 01:47:21,977 COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO. 3990 01:47:20,142 --> 01:47:21,977 WAIT, COULD I JUST PLEASE-- 3991 01:47:21,977 --> 01:47:23,896 MARCUS, I HAVE NOTHING 3992 01:47:21,977 --> 01:47:23,896 MORE TO SAY TO YOU. 3993 01:47:23,896 --> 01:47:26,565 I KNOW. 3994 01:47:23,896 --> 01:47:26,565 JUST LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE. 3995 01:47:26,565 --> 01:47:29,193 GINA, I--I LIED TO YOU, 3996 01:47:29,193 --> 01:47:31,528 I'VE HID THINGS FROM YOU, 3997 01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,864 BUT I HAVE NEVER 3998 01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,864 CHEATED ON YOU. 3999 01:47:33,864 --> 01:47:36,200 BUT I AM GUILTY. 4000 01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,703 I'M GUILTY OF PAYING 4001 01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,703 MORE ATTENTION TO MY JOB 4002 01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,703 THAN I DO MY WIFE. 4003 01:47:39,703 --> 01:47:41,496 I'M GUILTY 4004 01:47:39,703 --> 01:47:41,496 OF NOT APPRECIATING 4005 01:47:41,496 --> 01:47:43,249 ALL THE LITTLE THINGS 4006 01:47:41,496 --> 01:47:43,249 YOU DO FOR ME. 4007 01:47:43,249 --> 01:47:46,335 LIKE GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE. 4008 01:47:46,335 --> 01:47:49,922 WEARING THAT SWEET-SMELLING 4009 01:47:46,335 --> 01:47:49,922 CHANEL COLOGNE I LOVE SO MUCH. 4010 01:47:49,922 --> 01:47:51,632 BUT MY BIGGEST CRIME 4011 01:47:51,632 --> 01:47:55,344 IS THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU 4012 01:47:51,632 --> 01:47:55,344 I LOVED YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY. 4013 01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:59,307 OH! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO 4014 01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:59,307 LET HIM OFF THAT EASY. 4015 01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:59,307 WILL YOU SHUT UP? 4016 01:48:00,266 --> 01:48:01,392 OK. 4017 01:48:01,392 --> 01:48:02,517 [sighs] 4018 01:48:04,312 --> 01:48:05,854 I LOVE YOU. 4019 01:48:12,945 --> 01:48:14,447 A WHEELCHAIR? 4020 01:48:14,447 --> 01:48:17,616 YES, BUT THE FEELING 4021 01:48:14,447 --> 01:48:17,616 WILL COME BACK, 4022 01:48:14,447 --> 01:48:17,616 I PROMISE. 4023 01:48:17,616 --> 01:48:20,577 ♪ MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, 4024 01:48:17,616 --> 01:48:20,577 WALKING FAST ♪ 4025 01:48:20,577 --> 01:48:22,455 ♪ FACES PASS 4026 01:48:20,577 --> 01:48:22,455 AND I'M HOMEBOUND ♪ 4027 01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:23,747 BACKUP, TONY. 4028 01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,374 ♪[Tony humming] 4029 01:48:25,374 --> 01:48:27,126 HEY, GIRLS. 4030 01:48:27,126 --> 01:48:28,169 HEY. 4031 01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:29,337 HI. 4032 01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:35,592 SO YOU GUYS WERE 4033 01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:35,592 PRETENDING TO BE THEM 4034 01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:35,592 THE ENTIRE TIME? 4035 01:48:35,592 --> 01:48:36,969 YES, WE WERE. 4036 01:48:36,969 --> 01:48:38,887 BUT WE WAS ONLY 4037 01:48:36,969 --> 01:48:38,887 DOING OUR JOB. 4038 01:48:38,887 --> 01:48:41,556 I HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T 4039 01:48:38,887 --> 01:48:41,556 TOO PISSED OFF AT US. 4040 01:48:41,556 --> 01:48:43,309 WE'RE SO BUMMED! 4041 01:48:45,311 --> 01:48:47,938 WE LIKED BRITTANY 4042 01:48:45,311 --> 01:48:47,938 AND TIFFANY, LIKE, 4043 01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:50,732 SO MUCH MORE 4044 01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:50,732 WHEN YOU WERE THEM. 4045 01:48:51,650 --> 01:48:54,278 SO MUCH MORE! 4046 01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:57,656 SO I GUESS 4047 01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:57,656 THIS MEANS WE WON'T BE 4048 01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:57,656 HANGING OUT ANYMORE? 4049 01:48:57,656 --> 01:49:00,575 OH, DON'T SAY THAT. 4050 01:48:57,656 --> 01:49:00,575 OF COURSE WE WILL. 4051 01:48:57,656 --> 01:49:00,575 WE'LL HANG OUT. 4052 01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:03,578 YEAH. WE'LL ALL 4053 01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:03,578 GET TOGETHER AND 4054 01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:03,578 WE'RE GONNA GO 4055 01:49:03,578 --> 01:49:07,458 (all) 4056 01:49:03,578 --> 01:49:07,458 SHOPPING! 4057 01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:10,085 ♪[Hey, Ms. Wilson by 4058 01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:10,085 The Penfifteen Club playing] 4059 01:49:17,218 --> 01:49:20,221 ♪ OH, MY, LOOKY THERE ♪ 4060 01:49:20,221 --> 01:49:23,349 ♪ STONE-COLD FOXY, 4061 01:49:20,221 --> 01:49:23,349 PLATINUM HAIR ♪ 4062 01:49:23,349 --> 01:49:26,435 ♪ SHORT SKIRT, BARELY THERE ♪ 4063 01:49:26,435 --> 01:49:29,646 ♪ MAKE A CHICK WANNA HATE, 4064 01:49:26,435 --> 01:49:29,646 MAKE A BOY WANNA STARE ♪ 4065 01:49:29,646 --> 01:49:33,025 ♪ WELL, MS. WILSON YOU MUST BE 4066 01:49:29,646 --> 01:49:33,025 WORTH A TRILLION BUCKS ♪ 4067 01:49:33,025 --> 01:49:36,070 ♪ GET THE FEELIN' THAT 4068 01:49:33,025 --> 01:49:36,070 YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A ♪ 4069 01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:39,198 ♪ MS. WILSON, I LIKE THE WAY 4070 01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:39,198 YOU PUSH AND GLIDE ♪ 4071 01:49:39,198 --> 01:49:42,617 ♪ ROLLER SKATES ON 4072 01:49:39,198 --> 01:49:42,617 A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, WHOO! ♪ 4073 01:49:48,165 --> 01:49:51,293 ♪ BREEZE BY, VELVET ROPES ♪ 4074 01:49:51,293 --> 01:49:54,422 ♪ SKI THIS TOWN 4075 01:49:51,293 --> 01:49:54,422 LIKE A BUNNY SLOPE ♪ 4076 01:49:54,422 --> 01:49:57,383 ♪ OH, MY, THERE SHE GOES ♪ 4077 01:49:57,383 --> 01:50:00,177 ♪ A LONG MONEY GIRL 4078 01:49:57,383 --> 01:50:00,177 IN HER SHORT MONEY CLOTHES ♪ 4079 01:50:00,177 --> 01:50:03,889 ♪ WELL, MS. WILSON YOU MUST BE 4080 01:50:00,177 --> 01:50:03,889 WORTH A TRILLION BUCKS ♪ 4081 01:50:03,889 --> 01:50:07,142 ♪ WAS IT YOU WITH YOUR BUNNY 4082 01:50:03,889 --> 01:50:07,142 ALL UP IN THE CLUB? ♪ 4083 01:50:07,142 --> 01:50:10,229 ♪ MS. WILSON I LIKE THE WAY 4084 01:50:07,142 --> 01:50:10,229 YOU PUSH AND GLIDE ♪ 4085 01:50:10,229 --> 01:50:13,482 ♪ ROLLER SKATES ON 4086 01:50:10,229 --> 01:50:13,482 A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, COME ON ♪ 4087 01:50:15,568 --> 01:50:17,111 ♪ MS. WILSON ♪ 4088 01:50:21,574 --> 01:50:24,243 ♪[White Girls 4089 01:50:21,574 --> 01:50:24,243 by Mighty Casey playing] 4090 01:50:24,243 --> 01:50:26,661 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4091 01:50:26,661 --> 01:50:28,163 ♪ SUZIE, JANET, KAREN ♪ 4092 01:50:28,163 --> 01:50:31,708 ♪ GOING THROUGH MY MIND ♪ 4093 01:50:31,708 --> 01:50:34,211 ♪ SARAH, JESS, AND JUDY TOO ♪ 4094 01:50:34,211 --> 01:50:36,755 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4095 01:50:36,755 --> 01:50:39,133 ♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪ 4096 01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:41,634 ♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪ 4097 01:50:41,634 --> 01:50:44,138 ♪ THE MORE I SEE, 4098 01:50:41,634 --> 01:50:44,138 THE MORE I DO ♪ 4099 01:50:44,138 --> 01:50:46,515 ♪ DON'T TELL 4100 01:50:44,138 --> 01:50:46,515 MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪ 4101 01:50:46,515 --> 01:50:48,934 ♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW 4102 01:50:46,515 --> 01:50:48,934 WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 4103 01:50:48,934 --> 01:50:52,229 ♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4104 01:50:52,229 --> 01:50:56,275 ♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪ 4105 01:50:56,275 --> 01:50:59,153 ♪ THERE'S ONE THING 4106 01:50:56,275 --> 01:50:59,153 I KNOW ABOUT, 4107 01:50:56,275 --> 01:50:59,153 AND THAT'S MISCEGENATION ♪ 4108 01:50:59,153 --> 01:51:01,489 ♪ TICKET TO RIDE, 4109 01:50:59,153 --> 01:51:01,489 WHITE GIRL HIGHWAY ♪ 4110 01:51:01,489 --> 01:51:03,740 ♪ TELL ALL THE WHITE GIRLS 4111 01:51:01,489 --> 01:51:03,740 THEY COULD SWING MY WAY ♪ 4112 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:06,327 ♪ WHAT UP, BABY GIRL? 4113 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:06,327 HOW YOU DOIN', 4114 01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:06,327 IS YOU SINGLE? ♪ 4115 01:51:06,327 --> 01:51:08,870 ♪ HAVE YOU EVER MESSED WITH 4116 01:51:06,327 --> 01:51:08,870 A LIGHT-SKINNED MANDINGO? ♪ 4117 01:51:08,870 --> 01:51:11,373 ♪ AND I COULD GIVE A DAMN WHAT 4118 01:51:08,870 --> 01:51:11,373 ALL MY FRIENDS SAY TO ME ♪ 4119 01:51:11,373 --> 01:51:13,750 ♪ YOU AND ME BABY COULD START 4120 01:51:11,373 --> 01:51:13,750 MAKING UP FOR SLAVERY ♪ 4121 01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:16,170 ♪ GIRL, I'M JUST PLAYIN', 4122 01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:16,170 I GOT A WHITE MOM ♪ 4123 01:51:16,170 --> 01:51:18,671 ♪ YOU GOT ANY BLACK IN YOU? 4124 01:51:16,170 --> 01:51:18,671 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? ♪ 4125 01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:21,258 ♪ OH, WORD, YOU LIKE 4126 01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:21,258 MY SONGS THAT BE PLAYING 4127 01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:21,258 ON THE RADIO? ♪ 4128 01:51:21,258 --> 01:51:23,636 ♪ WELL YOU KNOW THE SINCEREST 4129 01:51:21,258 --> 01:51:23,636 FORM OF FLATTERY'S ♪ 4130 01:51:23,636 --> 01:51:26,013 ♪ I AIN'T A PICKY GUY 4131 01:51:23,636 --> 01:51:26,013 SO I REALLY DON'T CARE ♪ 4132 01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:28,516 ♪ IF YOU A HIPPY WHITE CHICK 4133 01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:28,516 WHO GOT UNDERARM HAIR ♪ 4134 01:51:28,516 --> 01:51:30,976 ♪ OR A GHETTO WHITE CHICK 4135 01:51:28,516 --> 01:51:30,976 WHO BE TRYING TO ACT BLACK ♪ 4136 01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:33,521 ♪ WITH YOUR NAME ON A CHAIN 4137 01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:33,521 AND YOUR HAIR SLICKED BACK ♪ 4138 01:51:33,521 --> 01:51:35,981 ♪ YOU COULD BE FROM ANYWHERE, 4139 01:51:33,521 --> 01:51:35,981 MAINE DOWN TO MALIBU ♪ 4140 01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:38,526 ♪ CROSS A TRAILER PARK 4141 01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:38,526 ON THE WAY TO PARK AVENUE ♪ 4142 01:51:38,526 --> 01:51:40,528 ♪ SEE ME WITH A BLACK GIRL 4143 01:51:38,526 --> 01:51:40,528 YOU GOT THE WRONG MAN ♪ 4144 01:51:40,528 --> 01:51:42,946 ♪ OR MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN 4145 01:51:40,528 --> 01:51:42,946 A WHITE GIRL WITH A TAN ♪ 4146 01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,616 ♪ AND SISTERS DON'T GET MAD 4147 01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,616 'CAUSE I'M OUT, 4148 01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,616 WHITE CHICKS ♪ 4149 01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:48,536 ♪ 'CAUSE WE ALL LOOK THE SAME 4150 01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:48,536 WHEN YOU TURN OFF 4151 01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:48,536 THE LIGHT SWITCH ♪ 4152 01:51:48,536 --> 01:51:50,703 ♪ SEE BACK IN THE DAY, 4153 01:51:48,536 --> 01:51:50,703 I WAS GETTING NO PLAY ♪ 4154 01:51:50,703 --> 01:51:53,123 ♪ THEN I WENT 4155 01:51:50,703 --> 01:51:53,123 THE WHITE GIRL WAY 4156 01:51:50,703 --> 01:51:53,123 LIKE O. J. ♪ 4157 01:51:53,123 --> 01:51:55,668 ♪ SO YOU CAN FORNICATE, 4158 01:51:53,123 --> 01:51:55,668 BUT I'M SORRY O'SHEA ♪ 4159 01:51:55,668 --> 01:51:58,253 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MY WHITE GIRL 4160 01:51:55,668 --> 01:51:58,253 AND EVERYTHING'S OK ♪ 4161 01:51:58,253 --> 01:52:00,922 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4162 01:52:00,922 --> 01:52:02,383 ♪ SUZIE, JANET, KAREN ♪ 4163 01:52:02,383 --> 01:52:05,678 ♪ GOING THROUGH MY MIND ♪ 4164 01:52:05,678 --> 01:52:08,055 ♪ SARAH, JESS, AND JUDY TOO ♪ 4165 01:52:08,055 --> 01:52:10,558 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4166 01:52:10,558 --> 01:52:12,685 ♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪ 4167 01:52:12,685 --> 01:52:15,437 ♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪ 4168 01:52:15,437 --> 01:52:17,981 ♪ THE MORE I SEE, 4169 01:52:15,437 --> 01:52:17,981 THE MORE I DO ♪ 4170 01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:20,275 ♪ DON'T TELL 4171 01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:20,275 MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪ 4172 01:52:20,275 --> 01:52:22,861 ♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW 4173 01:52:20,275 --> 01:52:22,861 WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 4174 01:52:22,861 --> 01:52:25,531 ♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4175 01:52:25,531 --> 01:52:26,907 ♪ SUZIE, JANET, KAREN ♪ 4176 01:52:26,907 --> 01:52:30,327 ♪ GOING THROUGH MY MIND ♪ 4177 01:52:30,327 --> 01:52:32,954 ♪ SARAH, JESS, AND JUDY, TOO ♪ 4178 01:52:32,954 --> 01:52:35,249 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4179 01:52:35,249 --> 01:52:37,334 ♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪ 4180 01:52:37,334 --> 01:52:40,212 ♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪ 4181 01:52:40,212 --> 01:52:42,631 ♪ THE MORE I SEE, 4182 01:52:40,212 --> 01:52:42,631 THE MORE I DO ♪ 4183 01:52:42,631 --> 01:52:44,757 ♪ WHETHER SHORT OR TALL, 4184 01:52:42,631 --> 01:52:44,757 WHETHER BLONDE OR BRUNETTE ♪ 4185 01:52:44,757 --> 01:52:47,219 ♪ I AIN'T MET A WHITE GIRL 4186 01:52:44,757 --> 01:52:47,219 WHO I WOULDN'T DO YET ♪ 4187 01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,722 ♪ FOR THOSE WHO'S 4188 01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,722 GETTING FURIOUS, 4189 01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,722 PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUS ♪ 4190 01:52:49,722 --> 01:52:52,266 ♪ I'M JUST WILIN' OUT 4191 01:52:49,722 --> 01:52:52,266 LIKE EDDIE MURPHY 4192 01:52:49,722 --> 01:52:52,266 IN DELIRIOUS ♪ 4193 01:52:52,266 --> 01:52:54,851 ♪ BUT IF YOU TOOK OFFENSE 4194 01:52:52,266 --> 01:52:54,851 AND YOU'RE BLACK 4195 01:52:52,266 --> 01:52:54,851 OR YOU'RE WHITE ♪ 4196 01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,563 ♪ I'M GLAD YOU DID, SUCKER, 4197 01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,563 'CAUSE YOU WAY TOO UPTIGHT ♪ 4198 01:52:57,563 --> 01:53:00,023 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4199 01:53:00,023 --> 01:53:01,983 ♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪ 4200 01:53:01,983 --> 01:53:04,986 ♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪ 4201 01:53:04,986 --> 01:53:07,281 ♪ THE MORE I SEE, 4202 01:53:04,986 --> 01:53:07,281 THE MORE I DO ♪ 4203 01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:09,782 ♪ DON'T TELL 4204 01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:09,782 MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪ 4205 01:53:09,782 --> 01:53:12,327 ♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW 4206 01:53:09,782 --> 01:53:12,327 WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 4207 01:53:12,327 --> 01:53:15,748 ♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4208 01:53:15,748 --> 01:53:19,585 ♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪ 4209 01:53:22,212 --> 01:53:24,797 ♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4210 01:53:24,797 --> 01:53:26,717 ♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪ 4211 01:53:26,717 --> 01:53:29,720 ♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪ 4212 01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:32,055 ♪ THE MORE I SEE, 4213 01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:32,055 THE MORE I DO ♪ 4214 01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:34,516 ♪ DON'T TELL 4215 01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:34,516 MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪ 4216 01:53:34,516 --> 01:53:37,102 ♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW 4217 01:53:34,516 --> 01:53:37,102 WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 4218 01:53:37,102 --> 01:53:40,439 ♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4219 01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:44,735 ♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪ 4220 01:53:46,903 --> 01:53:49,364 ♪ DON'T TELL 4221 01:53:46,903 --> 01:53:49,364 MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪ 4222 01:53:49,364 --> 01:53:51,908 ♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW 4223 01:53:49,364 --> 01:53:51,908 WHAT'S GOING ON ♪ 4224 01:53:51,908 --> 01:53:55,203 ♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪ 4225 01:53:55,203 --> 01:53:59,124 ♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪ 226755

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